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Stupendous: You are pathetic!

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You are the sorriest bunch of
recruits I have ever seen!

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You, take my sword.

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Too late, you're dead.

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You, take my sword.
Soldier: [Screams]

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Stupendous: Swept your legs,
you're dead.

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You, take my sword.

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Recruit: Do I have to?
Because I think we get the...

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Aah!
Stupendous: Oh, a thinker!

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Next time, I pop out
a couple of your thinking bones.

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Recruit: You think
we think with our teeth?

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What do we got here?

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Aren't you cute?
But this is grown-up work.

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Come back when you're 12.

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Vengeance:
I ain't going nowhere.

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I come a long way to meet you,
Stupendous.

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Word is
you're the best of the best.

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Stupendous: I am.

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Vengeance:
Then I need you for a job.

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A revenge mission.

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I need you to help me
find and kill

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the man who killed my dad.

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Stupendous: Oh,
this is one of those stories.

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Little orphan girl,
grizzled old warrior.

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Old warrior doesn't like kids,
but then the kid wins her heart.

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You become
like the daughter I never had.

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Vengeance: I don't care
about your heart.

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Stupendous: Yup,
playing it perfect.

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And I'm as ornery as they come.

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[Growls playfully]

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No way you'll win me over.

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That was a wink.

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I have to tell people
because of the one eye.

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You got yourself a deal, kid.

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What's your name?
Vengeance: I have no name.

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But you may call me Tit for Tat.

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Or Vengeance.

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Stupendous:
I'm gonna call you Vengeance.

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♪

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Shlub: Everyone,
I have an announcement.

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First, can someone tell me
if I'm standing or sitting?

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You are standing.

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Excellent. And is standing

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the one where the world
spins apart

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into infinite rotating
musical fragments?

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Oh, dear. Did you have a salad?

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Shlub: I can answer
that question with a song.

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♪ I...forgot the question ♪

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Hippocampus:
What the hell was in that salad?

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To mantitaurs, lettuce
is a powerful hallucinogen.

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You naughty boy.

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Tyrannis: That's why he calls it
"Daddy Grass."

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Daddy Grass
gives Daddy the grunchies.

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Mmm.

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Vengeance: Mmm...

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Shlub: Well, well, well.

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Who is this little Spitfire

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who seems to have
as many stomachs as I?

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Stupendous: Everybody,
this is Vengeance.

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Little feral kid I'm gonna help

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with a revenge mission.

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Tyrannis: You know I have
trouble with killing.

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But the revenge kind,
I do get the appeal.

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It just makes murder fun.

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Why are mortals so convinced

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that one type of killing
is better than any other?

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I mean, they're all fantastic.
Stupendous: Nah.

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The revenge kill's
extra special.

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I like to draw it out, too.

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Get them on the ground,
sword at their throat,

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and then it's lecture time.

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And you guys know
I'm not a talker,

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but when it comes to a "Know why
I'm killing you" monologue,

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man, I light them
shnerps on fizers.

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Gonna bond along the way?

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Stupendous: That's the plan.
Vengeance: No, it's ain't.

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Stupendous:
Look at her all angry.

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She's like a little me.

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I'm jealous
of your little adventure.

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In fact, I'm coming with.

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No! This is my story

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about a spunky kid
warming an old soldier's heart.

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You don't get to horn in on it.

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Shlub: ♪ Horning in ♪

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Well, I have to go
and see Viscera.

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Ooh-hoo!

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Your cannibal princess
dream-girl crush?

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I should never confide
in any of you.

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She just said she had
something to show me.

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Others: Ooh!

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Shlub: What is that song?
I know the harmony.

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It smells like chonky rainbows.

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Tyrannis: Okay, so what was
the personal thing

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you wanted to... Oh, God!

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Viscera: What? Oh, this is just
a severed human hand.

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Tyrannis: Phew!

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Viscera: Got it
from my ex today.

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Tyrannis: Oh, so your ex
is threatening you?

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Or sending you a treat?

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Viscera: Neither.
The severed human hand

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is a symbol of love
in our culture.

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Heart is hate.
Ear is just, like, whatever.

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You know,
just, like, "Thinking of you."

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But the hand...

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Bloodmouth is formally signaling

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his intention to win me back.

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By sending me a treat, yes.

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But that's not the headline.

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And does that make you happy--

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getting back with Bloodmouth?

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I am not
getting back together with him.

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He's such a typical
Killassian man.

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Clinging to this traditional
idea of masculinity,

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lying and scheming,

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drooling anytime
anyone mentions human flesh.

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Tyrannis: Ugh, the classic type.

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Viscera: He's just a caveman.

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Which is, you know, probably why
the sex was so great.

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Tyrannis: Right.
Viscera: I mean mind-blowing.

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Tyrannis: Sure, sure.
We've all been there.

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Viscera: Yeah, you know,
he had me doing that sound.

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You know,
the sound a woman makes

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when she's being completely
and thoroughly satisfied.

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Tyrannis: Know it well.
Know it well.

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Viscera: But I can't.
He's bad for me.

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Besides, a traditional
Killassian like Bloodmouth

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will just back off
if he knows I have a boyfriend.

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So I was thinking,

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could you just pretend
to be my boyfriend

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when Bloodmouth gets here?

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Tyrannis: Oh, pretend to be
your boyfriend. I can do that.

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Viscera: It has got
to be convincing, though.

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He's gonna be skeptical.
Tyrannis: Same with my family.

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Anytime I date anyone,
I get a million questions

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because of one little time

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I pretended I had a girlfriend
named Veronica

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who had been turned
into a coyote.

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I'm still not fessing up
to that one,

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so go along with me
if it comes up.

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Viscera: Uh, okay.

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Well, we're a couple.

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Ugh, I hate having to lie.

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This is stressing me out.
[Sighs]

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I'm gonna need to stress eat.
Just look away if you need.

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[Sighs, crunching]

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Oh, wow.

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Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. Mmm.

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Stupendous: All right,
you got everything?

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You got enough water?
You got layers?

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It gets cold at night.
Vengeance: Stop parenting.

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Stupendous: Right. Good call.

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We got to build it.
Shlub: [Screams]

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[Grunts]

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Never fear.

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♪ Shlub is here ♪

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Stupendous: Dad,
you're still high?

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I heard
that you could undo the effect

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by eating a lot more lettuce.

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As it turns out,
the person who told me that

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was not real.

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No, you're not, Colin.
We've talked about this.

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You don't see
a talking wine bottle

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named Colin, do you?
Stupendous: No, Dad.

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Well, he's saying
he doesn't see you,

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so I don't know who to believe.

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Vengeance: Does your dad
have to come along?

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Stupendous:
It's hard to make him not,

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especially when he's on lettuce.

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Don't eat salad.

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Just say no!

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Dad, stay home.

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You're gonna screw up
the mission.

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Not for me, I won't.
Stupendous: See what I'm saying?

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He just does stuff.

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Shlub: With reckless abandon.

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Stupendous: Okay,
you can come along.

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You can watch.

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But this is gonna be
my fun thing, not yours.

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Shlub: I'll take that kind of
talk from my daughter

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but not from you.

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Stupendous:
Dad, I am your daughter.

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Shlub: Now, now, girls,
don't fight.

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Shlub: Ah, so we find ourselves
at a frontier trading post.

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Refuge of outlaws,
smugglers, lowlifes--

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my kind of people.

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Stupendous:
Is this where the killer is?

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Vengeance: No. He lives
in the caves of Digor.

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But they say he's got a dragon
for protection.

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Shlub: We're going to need
a dragon trap.

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Heading in.
Stupendous: Dad, hang back.

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Shlub: This is exactly
where you don't want me

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to hang back.

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Come on, Colin.

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[Band playing]

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Okay, can you just confirm
the floor is lava,

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the furniture is candy,
and the walls are liquid?

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Colin: Sure can.

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Stupendous: Nope,
it's a normal bar.

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Shlub: Well,
now I strongly suspect

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that you are hallucinating.

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Careful where you step.

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Excuse me, good sir.

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Rumor has it a fella can get

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into some kind
of trouble around here.

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Trader: What kind of trouble
you talking about?

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Shlub: The kind of trouble

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good folks
don't want to get into.

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Trader: I'm listening.

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Shlub: You picking up
on what I'm putting down?

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Oh, you're speaking my language,
brother.

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Shlub: Good. So,
if someone were on the lookout

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for a dragon trap, any clue?

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Oh, man, did I misread that one.

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Yeah, I got dragon traps.
How many you want?

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Viscera: Okay, well,
this'll be interesting.

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Coming up with a backstory
for how someone like you

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and someone like me
could have realistically

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fallen in love.
Tyrannis: [Chuckles]

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Yes, well, I'm up
for the challenge if you are.

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Okay, boyfriend.

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So, what was our first date?

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Tyrannis:
Shall we say I took you

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to a candlelight dinner
on the beach?

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Moonlight dinner on a boat.

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Twilight dinner on an iceberg.

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If you could help me out,
I'd really appreciate it.

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It's got to be
something realistic, Ty.

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Bloodmouth knows I don't go
for something-light dinner

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on the something-to-do-
with-the-sea.

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Tyrannis:
She figured out the pattern.

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Well, I don't either.
Just seemed like
what you're supposed to do.

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Viscera: Okay,
so what would you want to do?

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Tyrannis: Oh, I don't think
you'd like it.

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Viscera: Try me.

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Tyrannis: All right,
if we're getting real,

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I would probably take you
to the market on falafel day

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because I'm boring
and I like falafel.

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Viscera: Shut the front door.

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I love falafel!
And I'm boring as hell.

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Tyrannis: No!
Are you being serious?

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Viscera: It's crazy.

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We're, like, actually made
for each other.

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You'd probably make
an awesome boyfriend,

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to be honest.

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Both: [Laugh]

246
00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:38,871
Viscera: I guess
that's why we're friends.

247
00:08:39,004 --> 00:08:40,641
Tyrannis: That's, mm,
got to be why.

248
00:08:40,775 --> 00:08:42,778
Viscera: So, when did you know
that you loved me?

249
00:08:42,878 --> 00:08:44,516
Tyrannis: I saw you sneeze.

250
00:08:44,616 --> 00:08:47,187
You do it in fives,
each one cuter than the last.

251
00:08:47,254 --> 00:08:49,024
Viscera: That is perfect.

252
00:08:49,124 --> 00:08:51,763
Who could possibly love
my gross sneezing fits?

253
00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:53,734
So, then,
in a Killassian tradition,

254
00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:56,472
I smelled your family
to ascertain compatibility

255
00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:57,842
and we had sex.

256
00:08:57,943 --> 00:08:59,478
Tyrannis:
What a beautiful love story.

257
00:08:59,579 --> 00:09:00,882
Viscera: Oh, we should kiss.

258
00:09:00,982 --> 00:09:03,486
Tyrannis: Oh, uh, should we?
Viscera: Of course.

259
00:09:03,588 --> 00:09:05,558
It can't look
like we've never kissed.

260
00:09:05,624 --> 00:09:07,094
Tyrannis: I suppose not.

261
00:09:07,194 --> 00:09:08,897
Oh, quick question.
Which way are you gonna lean?

262
00:09:09,031 --> 00:09:10,968
Because I've been told
that I come in at an angle

263
00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:12,705
that is unworka...

264
00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,615
Viscera: Wow. Good acting.

265
00:09:17,715 --> 00:09:19,218
Tyrannis:
I have worked out a method.

266
00:09:19,318 --> 00:09:21,121
Viscera: Oh, and I'm gonna need
to see your moles,

267
00:09:21,188 --> 00:09:23,026
in case he asks.
Tyrannis: Why would he ask?

268
00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:24,796
Is that
another Killassian thing?

269
00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:27,067
No. He just knows
I'm obsessed with moles.

270
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,469
Tyrannis: Do we have to?

271
00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:31,208
Viscera: Just strip
and show me your moles, weirdo.

272
00:09:31,342 --> 00:09:32,478
Oh, wow.

273
00:09:32,612 --> 00:09:35,082
I was not expecting
that many moles.

274
00:09:35,216 --> 00:09:36,653
One?

275
00:09:36,786 --> 00:09:38,757
I don't get out of bed for one.
You gotta buy a thousand.

276
00:09:38,823 --> 00:09:41,730
Colin: Look, it's right there.
I say we just grab it.

277
00:09:41,797 --> 00:09:43,700
Quiet, Colin. I'm negotiating.

278
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,903
Who are you talking to?

279
00:09:45,003 --> 00:09:46,606
If you got invisible friends,

280
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,809
you got to disclose that
up front, all right?

281
00:09:47,909 --> 00:09:49,512
I don't have invisible friends,

282
00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:51,549
and I don't want to buy
a thousand dragon traps.

283
00:09:51,616 --> 00:09:53,285
If you're not careful,
you're gonna lose

284
00:09:53,386 --> 00:09:54,755
a great customer.

285
00:09:54,856 --> 00:09:56,960
Trader: Ha! You want to know
who's a good customer? Asia...

286
00:09:57,060 --> 00:09:58,797
Colin: I'm telling you,
we could take him.

287
00:09:58,964 --> 00:10:00,835
How would you do that
if you have no arms?

288
00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:02,639
Colin:
You're forgetting Marissa.

289
00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:04,141
She has no arms either.

290
00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:05,545
Colin: Yeah, but she has guts,

291
00:10:05,645 --> 00:10:07,214
which is a lot more
than I can say for you.

292
00:10:07,314 --> 00:10:09,351
Vengeance: Your dad's a problem.
Stupendous: On it.

293
00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:10,822
Hey, Dad. Why don't you...?

294
00:10:10,922 --> 00:10:13,126
Colin: There's your distraction!
Go! Go! Go!

295
00:10:13,192 --> 00:10:14,261
Trader: Get that guy!

296
00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:16,065
Shlub: [Grunts]

297
00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:18,269
Dad!

298
00:10:18,369 --> 00:10:19,572
-Uh!

299
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,808
Vengeance: [Screams]

300
00:10:20,941 --> 00:10:22,978
Man: [Grunts]
Come on!

301
00:10:23,078 --> 00:10:25,217
Shlub: Am I hitting anyone real?
Stupendous: No!

302
00:10:25,317 --> 00:10:27,521
Shlub: Then explain
the blood everywhere.

303
00:10:27,621 --> 00:10:28,957
Hippocampus:
So you two are a couple?

304
00:10:29,091 --> 00:10:30,995
Viscera:
It's been brewing for a while.

305
00:10:31,128 --> 00:10:33,466
Remember the falafel?
Tyrannis: Remember it well.

306
00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,605
That's when you sneezed,
and I knew.

307
00:10:35,705 --> 00:10:37,708
Deliria: If you're a couple,
how's the sex?

308
00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:39,245
Viscera: Oh, amazing.

309
00:10:39,345 --> 00:10:40,915
Hippocampus: That's the tell!
Deliria: Nice try.

310
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,886
Viscera: Well,
call it a practice run.

311
00:10:42,986 --> 00:10:44,923
Hippocampus: You thought
you could pull
another Veronica on us?

312
00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:47,494
Deliria: No, Veronica was real.
She was turned into a coyote.

313
00:10:47,595 --> 00:10:48,831
Hippocampus: She was not, Mom.

314
00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,667
He just brought a coyote
to dinner.

315
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,805
Deliria: You made me
have tea with its mother.

316
00:10:52,906 --> 00:10:54,241
We stayed friends!

317
00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:56,045
I have drinks once a month
with a random coyote

318
00:10:56,145 --> 00:10:58,215
whose daughter I thought
was going to marry my son!

319
00:10:58,349 --> 00:11:00,555
Hippocampus: Why would the mom
be a coyote?

320
00:11:00,655 --> 00:11:02,491
Tyrannis: I'm sorry
you made a friend, okay?

321
00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:03,927
Can you both just do us a solid

322
00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:05,965
and lie for us
so that Viscera can get rid

323
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,735
of her very aggressive
boyfriend?

324
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,305
Hippocampus:
It's never gonna work.

325
00:11:09,405 --> 00:11:11,876
Tyrannis: It will work.
It will work if you cooperate.

326
00:11:11,976 --> 00:11:15,551
Bloodmouth:
I've come for my true love!

327
00:11:15,651 --> 00:11:16,886
Viscera: Sorry, Bloodmouth.

328
00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:18,557
You're too late.
I've got a boyfriend.

329
00:11:18,657 --> 00:11:19,726
Bloodmouth: Where is he?

330
00:11:19,826 --> 00:11:21,563
Tyrannis: It's me. Hello. Ty.

331
00:11:21,663 --> 00:11:23,499
Bloodmouth: [Laughs]

332
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,904
Oh, yeah!
[Laughs]

333
00:11:26,038 --> 00:11:27,709
Tyrannis: Yeah,
this might not work.

334
00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:29,946
Stupendous: Oh, man.
That was fun!

335
00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:31,850
Vengeance: I can't believe
we made it out of there.

336
00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,687
Stupendous: Man,
you really clocked that guy

337
00:11:33,787 --> 00:11:35,290
with that trap, though.

338
00:11:35,423 --> 00:11:36,826
Vengeance: He was like...
[Imitates whining and grunting]

339
00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:39,130
Stupendous: [Laughing] Yeah.

340
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,801
Vengeance:
I'm not bonding with you.

341
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,505
Stupendous: No, me neither.

342
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,878
You're a hell of a fighter.
Good instincts.

343
00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:47,481
Can I show you something,
though?

344
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,418
Vengeance: Yeah.

345
00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:51,154
Stupendous: Take my sword.

346
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,226
Both: [Grunt]

347
00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:54,394
Stupendous: Try again.

348
00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:56,165
Vengeance: Aah!

349
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,568
Stupendous: Again.

350
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,039
Vengeance: Ah!
Stupendous: There you go!

351
00:12:00,139 --> 00:12:02,144
Shlub: We're going to have
to expand the camp a bit.

352
00:12:02,244 --> 00:12:04,148
Word got out
about the revenge killing,

353
00:12:04,248 --> 00:12:06,485
and now everyone
wants in on the action.

354
00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:07,588
This is Richard,

355
00:12:07,688 --> 00:12:09,325
Gaius, Licorice Man.

356
00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:10,527
Colin you already know.

357
00:12:10,661 --> 00:12:11,696
Marissa's with him.

358
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,667
And lastly, Lucinda and Bethany,

359
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,571
who, you may have noticed,
are twins.

360
00:12:15,705 --> 00:12:17,508
Not even a hello?

361
00:12:17,675 --> 00:12:18,978
Shlub, your family's rude.

362
00:12:19,078 --> 00:12:20,781
Shlub:
They don't believe in you.

363
00:12:20,881 --> 00:12:22,685
Colin: Well, I believe in us!

364
00:12:22,818 --> 00:12:24,355
Come on!
Licorice Man: Yes!

365
00:12:24,488 --> 00:12:26,726
Shlub: Now, if you don't mind,
we're going to take a soak

366
00:12:26,826 --> 00:12:28,797
in that
delicious-looking hot tub.

367
00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:30,299
Oof! Damn, that's hot!

368
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,972
Stupendous:
Dad, that "hot tub" is fire!

369
00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:34,675
Shlub: You're telling me!

370
00:12:34,742 --> 00:12:36,680
[Shlub's friends cheering]

371
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,550
Bloodmouth:
It just doesn't track.

372
00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:40,521
Do you two believe
this is a couple?

373
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:41,890
Hippocampus: Absolutely.

374
00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:43,927
Deliria: Fireworks!
[Imitates explosion]

375
00:12:44,027 --> 00:12:45,497
Bloodmouth:
I can see the relationship

376
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,900
from his side,

377
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,670
but from her side,
I'm a little fuzzy.

378
00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:50,774
Viscera: What is not
to love about this man?

379
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:52,578
He's smart. He's funny.

380
00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:54,882
He dreamt up a city
and made it happen.

381
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,557
He's adorably awkward,
and he's not afraid to fail,

382
00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:00,594
which is good
because he fails a lot.

383
00:13:00,694 --> 00:13:03,265
And it makes me love him
even more.

384
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,602
Tyrannis: Wow. I mean...

385
00:13:04,736 --> 00:13:06,506
These are things
you've told me before

386
00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:07,942
so, so many times.

387
00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:09,846
Bloodmouth: How's the sex?
Viscera: Awkward.

388
00:13:09,946 --> 00:13:12,518
And his moles?
Viscera: Plentiful.

389
00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:14,989
Mmm. Moles.

390
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,995
Okay, so I see
that your love is valid.

391
00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:21,135
Therefore,
I intend to win you back.

392
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:24,776
I invoke the ritual of Rektahl!

393
00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,680
Viscera: Ugh!
Tyrannis: Excuse me. Rectal?

394
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:29,451
Bloodmouth: Rektahl!
The courtship battle.

395
00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:33,594
Our tradition demands
that you shed blood for her.

396
00:13:33,694 --> 00:13:37,200
Unless you don't truly love her.

397
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,137
Tyrannis: H-how much blood?
The shedding amount.

398
00:13:39,271 --> 00:13:41,576
Bloodmouth: Then again,
you could back out.

399
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:43,012
Just renounce your love for her,

400
00:13:43,146 --> 00:13:45,785
in which case,
you never speak to her again

401
00:13:45,885 --> 00:13:48,088
and you have
to sheath your penis

402
00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:52,430
in a downward-facing gourd
for the rest of your life.

403
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,803
Which will make dating hard.

404
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,573
Tyrannis: I'm...
I'm sorry, you said those

405
00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:58,342
were the only two options,
or...?

406
00:13:58,442 --> 00:14:01,850
Viscera: I'm so sorry, Ty.
I didn't think he would do this.

407
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:04,053
Tyrannis: Do people
ever die during one of these?

408
00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:05,858
Just out of interest.
Viscera: Rarely.

409
00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:09,699
But when they do,
it is so romantic.

410
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:12,505
Vengeance: This is it.
The Caves of Digor.

411
00:14:12,638 --> 00:14:15,310
Shlub: You two relax.
Me and the gang have got this.

412
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,380
I don't care if you are sore
from the hot tub.

413
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,153
You signed on to do a mission,
and you'll damn well do it!

414
00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:21,957
Vengeance: Stupe?
Stupendous: Yeah, I got this.

415
00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:24,529
Hey, Dad,
Vengeance told me this guy,

416
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,332
he's got a harem.
Shlub: Ooh!

417
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,169
Stupendous: And they're all
trained fighters.

418
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:30,340
Shlub: A fighting harem.
What could be better?

419
00:14:30,473 --> 00:14:33,379
Stupendous: Yeah, the lead woman
is named Mandy.

420
00:14:33,479 --> 00:14:36,085
So I'm thinking you take
your crew around the back,

421
00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:38,924
find Mandy,
tell her you got no quarrel

422
00:14:39,057 --> 00:14:40,460
with her or her girls.

423
00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:43,533
Shlub: Exactly.
All right, come on, gang.

424
00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:46,371
Here, draggy.

425
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,010
Here, draggy, draggy, draggy.
You got your speech ready?

426
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:51,649
I would start real slow
once you got him.

427
00:14:51,749 --> 00:14:54,053
Walk up and say,
"Well, well, well."

428
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,858
Vengeance: [Grunts]
Stupendous: Ow!

429
00:14:55,992 --> 00:14:57,695
Well, well, well.

430
00:14:57,828 --> 00:14:59,164
Stupendous.

431
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:00,734
Stupendous: Yeah, exactly.

432
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,303
But you wouldn't say
"Stupendous,"

433
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,041
you'd say the name
of whoever it was

434
00:15:04,141 --> 00:15:06,478
that killed your...

435
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:11,354
Oh...it's me, right?

436
00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:15,263
Stupendous:
So you're trying to tell me

437
00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:18,236
I'm the guy who killed your dad?
Vengeance: Yep.

438
00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:20,841
I said "him" instead
of "her" to throw you off.

439
00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,712
So that's how you did it.

440
00:15:22,845 --> 00:15:24,448
Clever! How'd I kill him?

441
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,385
Vengeance: It was
during the Philandean War.

442
00:15:26,452 --> 00:15:28,022
You probably
don't even remember.

443
00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:29,659
Stupendous: Of course
I don't remember

444
00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:31,061
who I kill in a war.

445
00:15:31,161 --> 00:15:32,598
Vengeance: Well, I do!

446
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,401
Stupendous: That doesn't mean
you got such a great memory.

447
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,939
I mean, it was your dad.
Of course you remember.

448
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,877
Vengeance:
It's not a memory contest!

449
00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:40,580
Stupendous:
That's what I'm saying.

450
00:15:40,747 --> 00:15:42,450
I knew I had
to get you out of town,

451
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,087
away from your backup.

452
00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:46,526
Your dad was a bit of a wrinkle,
but I had you get rid of him.

453
00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,964
Stupendous: Listen,
we're talking about a war here.

454
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,533
I'm sorry I killed your dad,

455
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:52,838
but if I hadn't have killed
him, he would have killed me.

456
00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:55,009
What difference
does that make to me?

457
00:15:55,143 --> 00:15:56,879
Don't make me think about that!

458
00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:59,785
If I think about the families,
I can't do my job.

459
00:15:59,852 --> 00:16:02,057
Your only job right now
is to die. Hyah!

460
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,593
Stupendous: Wait, wait.

461
00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:05,765
That was a really good line.

462
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,568
Vengeance: I know! I said it!

463
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,770
[Yells]

464
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,741
Hippocampus:
Oh, I love the irony.

465
00:16:10,841 --> 00:16:12,109
You pulled off an improbable

466
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,380
and very tricky
fake-girlfriend move,

467
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,555
only to have to fight
the scariest dude in the world!

468
00:16:17,722 --> 00:16:20,259
Tyrannis: Thank you, yes.
I just don't know
if I'll survive this.

469
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,164
Deliria: I could
hamstring him somehow,

470
00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:23,900
maybe by cutting his hamstrings.

471
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,303
Tyrannis: Then Viscera
would see me

472
00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:27,073
as a weak little mama's boy.
Hippocampus: Wait.

473
00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:29,177
You think you actually
still have a shot with her?

474
00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:31,916
Face it, Ty.
It's not gonna happen.

475
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,520
Deliria: Oh,
I don't know about that.

476
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,657
Do you know what attracted me
to your father?

477
00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:36,926
Tyrannis: His massive farts.

478
00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:38,764
Hippocampus: General lack
of cleanliness?

479
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,600
Tyrannis: Constant sex puns?
Hippocampus:
Complete irresponsibility.

480
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,937
Deliria: Those are all
good guesses, but no.

481
00:16:42,037 --> 00:16:43,205
His sense of humor, obviously.

482
00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:45,042
No, I don't think
he's particularly funny.

483
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:48,215
Your father is the most
authentic soul in the universe.

484
00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:50,253
He's a man
who never hides his feelings

485
00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:52,592
and always shows you
exactly who he is.

486
00:16:52,692 --> 00:16:55,095
Now, that's never
going to be you, of course.
Tyrannis: Of course.

487
00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:57,133
Deliria: But if you
can't get out of this fight,

488
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,106
you should at least
let Viscera know how you feel.

489
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,645
Wait. Maybe I can tell her
how I feel

490
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,147
and get out of the fight.

491
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:06,051
I can't impress her
by standing up to Bloodmouth,

492
00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:08,924
but I can by standing up
to the whole dumb ritual.

493
00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:10,126
The whole tradition is wrong.

494
00:17:10,226 --> 00:17:11,529
It's disrespectful to women

495
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,199
because it takes away
their choice.

496
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,702
That's the kind of man
she's looking for--

497
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:17,006
someone brave enough
to stand up to history.

498
00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:18,676
Hippocampus: I don't know.

499
00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:20,814
I think you're just gonna get
that gourd slapped on you.

500
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:22,083
That speech ain't gonna work.

501
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:23,653
Tyrannis: No, this will work.

502
00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:25,489
I can feel it in my bones.

503
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:28,428
Bloodmouth: Mmm, bones.

504
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,376
Priest: We are here today

505
00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:39,384
to perform
the Ritual of Rektahl.

506
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,154
Tyrannis: Wait, I...
Bloodmouth: Wait!

507
00:17:41,254 --> 00:17:42,691
I have something to say.

508
00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:44,962
Viscera,
I need to call this off.

509
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:47,200
Tyrannis: What?
Bloodmouth: I know
you're always saying

510
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,536
I'm too traditional.

511
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:49,939
Maybe I am.

512
00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:52,377
But this tradition
doesn't respect women.

513
00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:54,682
And if I'm willing
to fight for you,

514
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,824
I should be brave enough
to stand up to history.

515
00:17:58,924 --> 00:18:02,665
There will be no Rektahl today

516
00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:08,577
or ever again!

517
00:18:08,677 --> 00:18:10,146
Viscera: Oh, my God.

518
00:18:10,246 --> 00:18:12,985
That is the sexiest thing
I've ever heard a man say.

519
00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:15,422
That was my speech.
You stole my speech.

520
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:17,393
Bloodmouth: I did not.
I came to this conclusion

521
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:20,266
after much thought
and introspection.

522
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,803
Tyrannis: You stole it.

523
00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:24,207
Bloodmouth: I grew!
Is that so hard to believe?

524
00:18:24,273 --> 00:18:26,846
I also forgive my father.
He did the best he could.

525
00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:30,053
Priest: Thank you, son.
[Cries]

526
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,925
Hippocampus: Son of a bitch.
The speech worked.

527
00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:35,162
[Grunting]

528
00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:37,935
You really want to do this?

529
00:18:38,002 --> 00:18:40,907
More than anything. Hyah!

530
00:18:40,974 --> 00:18:42,177
Stupendous: [Grunts]

531
00:18:42,277 --> 00:18:43,814
I'm actually proud of you
for that move.

532
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,351
Don't make me like you. Hyah!

533
00:18:46,485 --> 00:18:48,823
Shlub:
Ah, there they are--his harem.

534
00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:52,931
I'll occupy them sexually
while you subdue the killer.

535
00:18:56,038 --> 00:18:57,340
[Hippopotamus growls]

536
00:18:57,406 --> 00:18:58,910
Stupendous: Listen,
before you kill me,

537
00:18:59,044 --> 00:19:00,446
I know
what you're going through.

538
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:03,854
When I was your age,
I had a pet bunny that I loved.

539
00:19:03,987 --> 00:19:05,323
We went everywhere together.

540
00:19:05,423 --> 00:19:08,028
One day, this old lady in town
cooked her.

541
00:19:08,128 --> 00:19:10,166
That is nothing
like losing your father.

542
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,302
Here's how it is.

543
00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:12,838
I vowed to kill that old lady.

544
00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:14,642
Vengeance: But you didn't,
and you bonded with her,

545
00:19:14,742 --> 00:19:16,912
and she became
like a surrogate bunny to you.

546
00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:18,249
Blah, blah, blah.

547
00:19:18,349 --> 00:19:19,652
Stupendous: Wrong!
She stubbed her toe

548
00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:21,421
and died
before I could get revenge.

549
00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:24,427
So I took my anger
and locked it away in a box.

550
00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:27,568
And it's been poisoning you
ever since.

551
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:28,637
[Yells]

552
00:19:28,704 --> 00:19:30,005
Stupendous: Man,
you are bad at guessing.

553
00:19:30,106 --> 00:19:32,010
No, it drives me.

554
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:34,247
Reminds me
of how unfair the world is.

555
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,151
And whenever I need to dig deep

556
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:39,725
and be my strongest,
meanest, most lethal self,

557
00:19:39,825 --> 00:19:41,394
I open up that hate box

558
00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:43,800
and unleash it
on whoever I need to.

559
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,269
Vengeance: Wow.

560
00:19:45,336 --> 00:19:46,337
Stupendous: You want to grow up
to be like me?

561
00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:48,008
Don't get revenge.

562
00:19:48,075 --> 00:19:51,715
Save it and let it turn you
into a fierce killing machine.

563
00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:55,389
[Clang]

564
00:19:56,892 --> 00:19:58,362
Vengeance: I frigging hate you.

565
00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,266
Stupendous: You're welcome.

566
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,136
Shlub: I found Mandy
and her whole crew.

567
00:20:02,237 --> 00:20:03,506
I held them off
as long as I could,

568
00:20:03,607 --> 00:20:05,376
but they like it
a little rougher than I.

569
00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:06,746
So, what did I miss here?

570
00:20:06,846 --> 00:20:08,282
Did you kill the man
who killed your father?

571
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,386
Stupendous: Nah, he got away.

572
00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:12,558
Wink.
Vengeance: Wink.

573
00:20:12,658 --> 00:20:15,730
Let's get back.
I'm rather gravely injured.

574
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:20,372
Shlub: So you're telling me
you see them too?

575
00:20:20,406 --> 00:20:21,776
Stupendous: Yep.
Saw them the whole time.

576
00:20:21,843 --> 00:20:23,680
Just didn't want to give you
the satisfaction.

577
00:20:23,813 --> 00:20:25,283
Hippocampus: Yeah,
I see them too.

578
00:20:25,483 --> 00:20:28,489
Shlub: Colin, Marissa,
Richard, Gaius,

579
00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:30,292
the Licorice Man, the twins?

580
00:20:30,392 --> 00:20:31,996
Tyrannis: Of course.
They're right here.

581
00:20:32,062 --> 00:20:35,069
Help yourself, Colin.
There's plenty for all of you.

582
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:36,606
Hippocampus: Don't be shy.
Dig in.

583
00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:38,810
Shlub: So, I was sober
the whole time?

584
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,747
Stupendous: Absolutely.

585
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:41,916
Shlub: And I'm sober now?

586
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:43,419
Hippocampus: A hundred percent.

587
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,791
Shlub: Well, thank God!
I thought I was going mad.

588
00:20:45,891 --> 00:20:50,132
Hippocampus: And we cooked up
something real special for you.

589
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:53,439
Tender lamb shanks
braised with red wine

590
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,911
and a garlic caper sauce.

591
00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:57,814
Shlub: Mmm! It smells delicious.

592
00:20:57,948 --> 00:20:59,483
Deliria: Are you trying
to trick your father

593
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,121
into eating
a plate of poo again?

594
00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:03,726
Stupendous: Mom!
It was gonna be so funny.

595
00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:05,229
Deliria: I know it was.

596
00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:07,000
I'm just mad because
you didn't invite me.

597
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,204
Colin: [Whines]

598
00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:10,272
I'm real!

599
00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:12,310
I'm real. Damn it, I'm real!

600
00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:15,416
Marissa: Oh, Colin.
That dream again?

601
00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,153
Shlub: Ready for round three?

602
00:21:17,219 --> 00:21:18,990
Marissa and Colin: [Scream]

603
00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:21,094
Bottle: [Screams]
Shlub: [Screams]

604
00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:22,798
[Moans]

605
00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:24,000
Hippocampus: [Sighs]

606
00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,069
Lettuce.

607
00:21:25,203 --> 00:21:26,304
Don't be a Shlub.

608
00:21:26,437 --> 00:21:27,841
Salads kill.

609
00:21:27,942 --> 00:21:30,647
♪

610
00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:32,651
Dan: Did you get any of that?

611
00:21:34,688 --> 00:21:36,659
-Bento.
[People cheering]