1 00:00:00,175 --> 00:00:03,176 ABE LINCOLN: And now, a very special episode 2 00:00:03,176 --> 00:00:06,913 of the long-awaited and mildly anticipated, 3 00:00:06,913 --> 00:00:08,485 Clone High. 4 00:00:10,252 --> 00:00:13,122 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 5 00:00:14,824 --> 00:00:16,189 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 6 00:00:16,189 --> 00:00:17,726 AUTOMATED VOICE: Access granted. 7 00:00:21,965 --> 00:00:25,201 - (LASERS ZAP) - (DOLPHINS CHITTER) 8 00:00:29,304 --> 00:00:31,074 AUTOMATED VOICE: Access granted. 9 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,547 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGING) 10 00:00:43,185 --> 00:00:45,918 His name is Cinnamon J. Scudworth. 11 00:00:45,918 --> 00:00:49,289 Twenty years ago he created clones of historical figures 12 00:00:49,289 --> 00:00:52,521 and sent them to a high school called "Clone High," 13 00:00:52,521 --> 00:00:53,994 where he was principal. 14 00:00:53,994 --> 00:00:55,995 And then suddenly the program was put on ice. 15 00:00:55,995 --> 00:00:59,266 Quite literally, when he froze the clones on Winter Prom night. 16 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:01,300 Our mission is to unfreeze those clones, 17 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:03,837 send them back to high school, and secretly groom them 18 00:01:03,837 --> 00:01:05,572 to one day rule the world. 19 00:01:05,572 --> 00:01:08,141 Failure to do so could mean world leaders 20 00:01:08,141 --> 00:01:09,543 just keep getting worse. 21 00:01:09,543 --> 00:01:12,412 - I won't let you down. - It won't be easy. 22 00:01:12,412 --> 00:01:13,679 When these clones were frozen, 23 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:16,516 a tremendous amount of drama was frozen with them. 24 00:01:16,516 --> 00:01:18,886 So, Abe was just about to profess his love 25 00:01:18,886 --> 00:01:20,186 for either Cleopatra, 26 00:01:20,186 --> 00:01:22,155 who was the hottest girl in school and totally into him, 27 00:01:22,155 --> 00:01:23,323 or Joan of Arc, 28 00:01:23,323 --> 00:01:25,726 who had secretly been in love with him for years 29 00:01:25,726 --> 00:01:27,594 but had just hooked up with JFK. 30 00:01:27,594 --> 00:01:31,031 Abe walks in on them and says, "I love..." 31 00:01:31,031 --> 00:01:32,498 And then he gets frozen. 32 00:01:32,498 --> 00:01:35,768 It's like, did someone order a 20-year cliffhanger? 33 00:01:35,768 --> 00:01:37,503 - Uh. Right here. - BOARD MEMBER 1: Joan or Cleo? 34 00:01:37,503 --> 00:01:39,071 - Cleo or Joan? - (BOARD MEMBERS LAUGHING) 35 00:01:39,071 --> 00:01:40,807 - BOARD MEMBER 2: Team Cleo. - BOARD MEMBER 3: Oh, Team Joan over here. 36 00:01:40,807 --> 00:01:42,542 (CLEARS THROAT) And so begins, 37 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:47,247 "Clone High Colon Operation Spread Eagle." 38 00:01:47,247 --> 00:01:49,149 (EAGLE SCREECHING) 39 00:01:49,149 --> 00:01:53,290 (LIGHT SWITCHES CLICKING) 40 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,870 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 41 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:14,407 Joan! 42 00:02:14,407 --> 00:02:16,276 - (BOARD MEMBERS CHEERING) - BOARD MEMBER 2: He said Joan? 43 00:02:16,276 --> 00:02:18,312 BOARD MEMBER 4: (CHUCKLES) No way! Wow! 44 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:21,281 ♪ Way, way back in the 1980s ♪ 45 00:02:21,281 --> 00:02:24,218 ♪ Secret government employees ♪ 46 00:02:24,218 --> 00:02:27,054 ♪ Dug up famous guys And ladies ♪ 47 00:02:27,054 --> 00:02:30,057 ♪ Made amusing genetic copies ♪ 48 00:02:30,057 --> 00:02:32,693 ♪ Then the clones' genes Were frozen ♪ 49 00:02:32,693 --> 00:02:35,695 ♪ Thawed out decades later Why? ♪ 50 00:02:35,695 --> 00:02:38,564 ♪ Back for reasons They're not disclosin' ♪ 51 00:02:38,564 --> 00:02:45,072 {\an8}♪ Giving high school Another try ♪ 52 00:02:45,072 --> 00:02:50,743 {\an8}♪ It's time to watch Clone High ♪ 53 00:02:50,743 --> 00:02:56,483 ♪ Energetic and engaging Clone High ♪ 54 00:02:56,483 --> 00:02:59,653 ♪ Our angst is entertaining ♪ 55 00:02:59,653 --> 00:03:05,559 ♪ Clone High ♪ 56 00:03:05,559 --> 00:03:07,297 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 57 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,913 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 58 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:12,483 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 59 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:13,884 There she is, Gandhi. 60 00:03:13,884 --> 00:03:16,754 Joan of Arc, the love of my life. 61 00:03:16,754 --> 00:03:18,953 And for years, I took her for granted. 62 00:03:19,392 --> 00:03:21,091 That stops now. 63 00:03:21,091 --> 00:03:24,495 It's time for me to tell her how I feel, Gandhi. 64 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:25,857 I mean, it's 2003. 65 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:28,231 Guys shouldn't be afraid to talk about feelings. 66 00:03:28,231 --> 00:03:29,966 (CHUCKLES) Gandhi, you've been pretty quiet. 67 00:03:29,966 --> 00:03:31,434 What's your take? 68 00:03:31,434 --> 00:03:34,371 Huh? I thought I was talking to my comedic sidekick Gandhi. 69 00:03:34,371 --> 00:03:37,274 Let me know if you see him, Turkey Fire Hydrant. 70 00:03:37,274 --> 00:03:38,875 Hey, Joan, how's it going? 71 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,443 Something feels off. 72 00:03:40,443 --> 00:03:42,545 There's a bunch of students I've never seen before, 73 00:03:42,545 --> 00:03:47,812 and some of them are on these insane-looking scooter things. 74 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:50,521 Oh, my God, what's wrong with your eyes? 75 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:53,624 Joan, I can't hold back my feelings anymore. 76 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:56,159 And I'm just grabbing the bull by the horns, 77 00:03:56,159 --> 00:03:57,961 and I'm gonna come right out and say it. 78 00:03:57,961 --> 00:03:59,429 Here goes. (INHALES DEEPLY) 79 00:03:59,429 --> 00:04:01,092 - Joan of Arc. - ♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 80 00:04:01,092 --> 00:04:03,601 Good morning, would you like to walk to school together? 81 00:04:03,601 --> 00:04:07,571 (GASPS) I just said "morning wood." (LAUGHS) 82 00:04:07,571 --> 00:04:10,207 'Cause I woke up this morning, super aroused, 83 00:04:10,207 --> 00:04:13,476 because we boned at prom, which was last night. 84 00:04:13,476 --> 00:04:18,349 Joan of Arc, will you officially be my girlfriend? 85 00:04:18,349 --> 00:04:20,316 - (GROANS) - But you're popular, 86 00:04:20,316 --> 00:04:23,086 and I'm definitely not. So, really? 87 00:04:23,086 --> 00:04:26,089 I mean, um, can I think about it? 88 00:04:26,089 --> 00:04:28,792 Whoa! Uh, I've never been turned down before, 89 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:30,193 but, uh, that's okay. 90 00:04:30,193 --> 00:04:31,961 It'll make it all the more delicious 91 00:04:31,961 --> 00:04:34,263 - when you do say yes. - (DRONE WHIRRING) 92 00:04:34,263 --> 00:04:36,733 Ah! Whoa! (CHUCKLES) A little spaceship. 93 00:04:36,733 --> 00:04:38,502 I'm gonna go chase it. Ah! 94 00:04:38,502 --> 00:04:40,638 See you later, soon-to-be girlfriend. 95 00:04:40,638 --> 00:04:44,608 So, you guys, huh? So cool. 96 00:04:44,608 --> 00:04:45,976 Ugh! I don't know, Abe. 97 00:04:45,976 --> 00:04:47,577 I just wanna make sure I'm not... 98 00:04:47,577 --> 00:04:49,245 - (LAUGHS) - ...jumping into a relationship 99 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:51,381 solely because he's the first guy 100 00:04:51,381 --> 00:04:53,083 - I had steamy, hot... - (WHIMPERS) 101 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,285 ...incredible, mind-bending sex with. 102 00:04:55,285 --> 00:04:57,487 Uh. I think that's enough adjectives. 103 00:04:57,487 --> 00:04:58,588 Thanks. (GRUNTS) 104 00:04:58,588 --> 00:05:01,925 Come back here, spaceship. Oh, this is fun. 105 00:05:01,925 --> 00:05:03,927 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 106 00:05:03,927 --> 00:05:08,026 - (LIQUID BUBBLING) - (STEAM HISSING) 107 00:05:08,026 --> 00:05:11,034 Mr. B, after a long night of unfreezing clones, 108 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:14,337 it's finally time to enjoy a scalding, 109 00:05:14,337 --> 00:05:17,007 skin-searingly hot sip of coffee. 110 00:05:17,007 --> 00:05:20,076 - Scudworth! - (SCREAMS) Oh, God, it burns! 111 00:05:20,076 --> 00:05:22,613 Oh, I need something to cool off my face. 112 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,047 Oh, why did I do that? 113 00:05:24,047 --> 00:05:26,315 - It's still so hot! - Yes, why would anyone 114 00:05:26,315 --> 00:05:27,818 - do anything a second time... - (SCREAMS) 115 00:05:27,818 --> 00:05:29,219 ...after they got burned so badly 116 00:05:29,219 --> 00:05:32,689 - the first time? - Oh, my face! Still so hot! 117 00:05:32,689 --> 00:05:34,958 - ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - My name is Candide Sampson. 118 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:37,560 I'm here to watch over you as we execute 119 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:41,530 - "Operation Spread Eagle." - (EAGLE SCREECHING) 120 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:45,068 What? I don't need a boss, especially not some woman. 121 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:46,369 I mean, not that I'm against 122 00:05:46,369 --> 00:05:47,604 - women in the workplace-- - CANDIDE SAMPSON: Enough! 123 00:05:47,604 --> 00:05:50,107 I will be installing a glass ceiling, 124 00:05:50,107 --> 00:05:54,945 so that I may oversee your every move. 125 00:05:54,945 --> 00:05:56,613 Women and their glass ceilings 126 00:05:56,613 --> 00:05:58,349 that they're always prancing around 127 00:05:58,349 --> 00:05:59,984 - on top of-- - (BUILDING THUDS) 128 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,387 (SCREAMS) 129 00:06:03,656 --> 00:06:05,355 (GASPS) 130 00:06:05,355 --> 00:06:09,493 I noticed other unauthorized clones roaming the halls, 131 00:06:09,493 --> 00:06:10,628 including many 132 00:06:10,628 --> 00:06:12,929 who are not anywhere on the original class list. 133 00:06:12,929 --> 00:06:16,132 That's because this whole time I've been secretly keeping 134 00:06:16,132 --> 00:06:17,633 Clone High going with a whole new set 135 00:06:17,633 --> 00:06:20,271 of different cloned historical figures without permission. 136 00:06:20,271 --> 00:06:21,939 - (GLASS SHATTERING) - What? 137 00:06:21,939 --> 00:06:24,142 Hmm. Maybe having additional clones 138 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:26,276 isn't a terrible idea. 139 00:06:26,276 --> 00:06:28,344 So, how did the clones who have been frozen 140 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,280 for 20 years take it when you told them? 141 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,915 Oh, yes! I knew there was something 142 00:06:31,915 --> 00:06:34,051 - I forgot to do. (CHUCKLES) - ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 143 00:06:34,051 --> 00:06:35,219 - (MIC FEEDBACK) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 144 00:06:35,219 --> 00:06:36,319 Okay, everyone. 145 00:06:36,319 --> 00:06:37,854 (CLEARS THROAT) A few quick announcements. 146 00:06:37,854 --> 00:06:41,424 Today is pizza boats, Latin club will meet in the library, 147 00:06:41,424 --> 00:06:44,595 and for anyone who thinks it's 2003, you're wrong. 148 00:06:44,595 --> 00:06:47,264 You've actually been frozen for 20 years. 149 00:06:47,264 --> 00:06:48,599 The students you don't recognize 150 00:06:48,599 --> 00:06:51,168 were cloned a few years after you were frozen. 151 00:06:51,168 --> 00:06:53,937 So, you're all roughly the same age. 152 00:06:53,937 --> 00:06:55,105 - (STUDENTS CLAMORING) - What? 153 00:06:55,105 --> 00:06:57,902 We missed the last 20 years? 154 00:06:57,902 --> 00:07:01,044 Oh, my God, does that mean I'm 36? 155 00:07:01,044 --> 00:07:03,814 'Cause I look amazing for 36. 156 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:05,481 - (MIC FEEDBACK) - To catch you up on what's been 157 00:07:05,481 --> 00:07:07,351 going on in culture for the past two decades, 158 00:07:07,351 --> 00:07:08,785 I prepared a very fun, 159 00:07:08,785 --> 00:07:12,256 - Clockwork Orange-style re-education. - (YELPS) 160 00:07:12,256 --> 00:07:13,590 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 161 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:16,459 ♪ Poke bowls, Fyre Fest Kim Kardashian was a West ♪ 162 00:07:16,459 --> 00:07:19,428 ♪ Gaga wore a meat dress Most meat is now meatless ♪ 163 00:07:19,428 --> 00:07:21,965 ♪ Janet Jackson's nipple slip Rap rock is no longer hip ♪ 164 00:07:21,965 --> 00:07:24,834 ♪ Marvel movies, Taylor Swift Bill Cosby, Google it! ♪ 165 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:28,605 ♪ Viral trends, K-pop bands Lost finale, upset friends ♪ 166 00:07:28,605 --> 00:07:31,507 ♪ Snap, Meta, Insta posts Pics of avocado toast! ♪ 167 00:07:31,507 --> 00:07:34,344 ♪ Podcasts made through NFTs Only reboots on TV! ♪ 168 00:07:34,344 --> 00:07:37,246 ♪ Keto diet, Beyoncé Billionaires went to space ♪ 169 00:07:37,246 --> 00:07:38,549 ♪ Everyone is filled with hate ♪ 170 00:07:38,549 --> 00:07:41,319 ♪ Now you're all Caught up to date ♪ 171 00:07:41,319 --> 00:07:42,786 - (PANTS) - (BUZZER BLARING) 172 00:07:42,786 --> 00:07:45,789 - I, uh, have no more questions. - (STUDENTS GROANING) 173 00:07:45,789 --> 00:07:48,391 - Uh. Yeah, I have a question. - Great question. 174 00:07:48,391 --> 00:07:51,995 Here to not answer it is the most popular clone 175 00:07:51,995 --> 00:07:54,130 and the hottest girl in the school. 176 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:56,399 - Finally! - Cleopatra. 177 00:07:56,399 --> 00:07:59,436 Please move out of the way so everyone can see Frida Kahlo, 178 00:07:59,436 --> 00:08:01,504 - your class president. - Who? 179 00:08:01,504 --> 00:08:05,611 - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (STUDENTS CHEERING) 180 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,216 Wait a minute. She's popular? 181 00:08:13,216 --> 00:08:16,453 Welcome, froze clones. We know it must be crazy 182 00:08:16,453 --> 00:08:18,156 waking up after 20 years. 183 00:08:18,156 --> 00:08:19,389 Hell, I can't function 184 00:08:19,389 --> 00:08:22,092 when my smartwatch switches to daylight savings. 185 00:08:22,092 --> 00:08:23,359 (STUDENTS LAUGHING) 186 00:08:23,359 --> 00:08:25,896 No one understands what you're saying. 187 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,563 Anyway, the rest of us 188 00:08:27,563 --> 00:08:30,767 are gonna help shake off those cobwebs by hosting y'all 189 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:33,770 at our first ever Clone High Unity Week. 190 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:36,574 - (STUDENTS CHEERING) - (AIR HORN BLARING) 191 00:08:36,574 --> 00:08:38,909 And to give us all the meets and deets, 192 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,144 my sis from another petri dish, 193 00:08:41,144 --> 00:08:46,717 - Harriet Tubman. - (STUDENTS CHEERING) 194 00:08:46,717 --> 00:08:49,786 Thank you. Thank you, and welcome to the future. 195 00:08:49,786 --> 00:08:52,589 There will be tons of unity events this week. 196 00:08:52,589 --> 00:08:54,357 So, you'd better sign up, I'm very serious. 197 00:08:54,357 --> 00:08:55,626 I will know if you didn't sign up. 198 00:08:55,626 --> 00:08:57,695 I'll find you. I swear, I will. 199 00:08:57,695 --> 00:09:00,564 We're passing around the sign-up sheet right now. 200 00:09:00,564 --> 00:09:02,098 - Peace. - (MIC FEEDBACK) 201 00:09:02,098 --> 00:09:04,067 High school sucked the first time, 202 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,169 - and it's gonna suck again. - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 203 00:09:06,169 --> 00:09:07,771 I'll be even more of a social pariah, 204 00:09:07,771 --> 00:09:10,208 since I've been frozen for 20 years. 205 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:11,441 (CHUCKLES) I don't know, 206 00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:13,844 maybe it'll be kind of fun living in the future. 207 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:17,446 Oh, they have pens on strings now. What a world! 208 00:09:17,446 --> 00:09:21,620 - ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (TAPPING ON GLASS) 209 00:09:26,326 --> 00:09:31,061 (GRUNTS) 210 00:09:31,061 --> 00:09:33,830 (SCREAMS) I can't take it, Mr. B. 211 00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:34,898 The glass ceiling, 212 00:09:34,898 --> 00:09:37,535 the incessant tippy, tip, tip, tip, tip, tapping 213 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,669 of all of the reptile nails. 214 00:09:39,669 --> 00:09:41,171 CANDIDE: Scudworth, I need your key 215 00:09:41,171 --> 00:09:42,840 to the principal's private washroom. 216 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,641 All right, let me see where I put it. 217 00:09:44,641 --> 00:09:46,243 I'm not giving it to her. 218 00:09:46,243 --> 00:09:47,811 She can't boss me around like that. 219 00:09:47,811 --> 00:09:50,647 Oh, that's not it. No, she can't. I won't. 220 00:09:50,647 --> 00:09:52,649 Uh. It should be here somewhere. 221 00:09:52,649 --> 00:09:54,352 I won't share it, Mr. B, this is my space. 222 00:09:54,352 --> 00:09:55,785 Everything is just so. 223 00:09:55,785 --> 00:09:59,123 Even the pubes on the toilet seat? 224 00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:00,356 (FLIES BUZZING) 225 00:10:00,356 --> 00:10:02,526 I told you they were mustache trimmings! 226 00:10:02,526 --> 00:10:05,098 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 227 00:10:06,499 --> 00:10:08,765 Happy Unity Week, y'all. Pew! Pew! 228 00:10:08,765 --> 00:10:10,701 It's your boy, C-- C-- Confucius. 229 00:10:10,701 --> 00:10:12,035 Our first Unity Week activity 230 00:10:12,035 --> 00:10:14,170 is a "walk a mile in someone else's shoes." 231 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,872 Tell 'em how it works, Sacagawea. 232 00:10:15,872 --> 00:10:19,309 We are going super literal on this one, y'all. 233 00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:22,011 Swap shoes with someone you don't know, 234 00:10:22,011 --> 00:10:23,479 then walk a mile together. 235 00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:26,119 Make a best friend and get those steps in. (CHUCKLES) 236 00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:29,622 (GRUNTS) 237 00:10:30,623 --> 00:10:32,856 - ATTILA: (GRUNTS) Little damp. - (GAGS) 238 00:10:32,856 --> 00:10:35,326 Look at us, first ones out of the gate. 239 00:10:35,326 --> 00:10:36,593 Is this a competition? 240 00:10:36,593 --> 00:10:38,629 HARRIET TUBMAN: Is anything not? (LAUGHS) 241 00:10:38,629 --> 00:10:41,131 - What's your name? - It's Topher Bus. 242 00:10:41,131 --> 00:10:42,433 But you know, 20 years ago, 243 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,035 a bus was a mode of transportation. 244 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:48,805 - Uh. Yeah, we still have buses. - Copy that. 245 00:10:48,805 --> 00:10:51,309 Man, I must sound like a total spaz right now. 246 00:10:51,309 --> 00:10:52,776 - (GIRLS GASP) - (GROANS) 247 00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:54,578 - You need to be more careful with your words. - (GRUNTS) 248 00:10:54,578 --> 00:10:55,846 - You don't wanna get canceled. - (GRUNTS) 249 00:10:55,846 --> 00:10:58,282 You're saying I need to be more politically correct. 250 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,382 We don't say 251 00:10:59,382 --> 00:11:01,251 - "politically correct" anymore. - Oh, nice. 252 00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:03,254 - That stuff was so retard-- - Retired! 253 00:11:03,254 --> 00:11:04,954 Yes. The phrase was retired. 254 00:11:04,954 --> 00:11:07,423 - No, I was gonna say, retard-- - Shut up! 255 00:11:07,423 --> 00:11:10,561 Wait, you make multimedia performance art too? 256 00:11:10,561 --> 00:11:12,062 Of course, I do it all. 257 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,665 Writing, directing, overthinking, second guessing, 258 00:11:14,665 --> 00:11:17,067 self-loathing, unraveling, and regrouping. 259 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:17,901 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 260 00:11:17,901 --> 00:11:19,970 (GROANS) I think I have a blister. 261 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,940 Do these even qualify as shoes? They're so flimsy. 262 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:25,341 It's like they were made by blind people. 263 00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:28,445 Because they were. (GROANS) Come here. 264 00:11:28,445 --> 00:11:30,213 Do you know what my real name is? 265 00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:32,482 (WHISPERS) Christopher Columbus. 266 00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,452 - Cool. - Not cool. 267 00:11:34,452 --> 00:11:36,186 While you were frozen, he got canceled 268 00:11:36,186 --> 00:11:37,481 for being a dirtbag. 269 00:11:37,481 --> 00:11:39,790 I'm trying to distance myself from my clone father. 270 00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:41,591 That's why I go by Topher Bus. 271 00:11:41,591 --> 00:11:44,555 - (LAUGHS) - You know who's gonna get canceled? JFK. 272 00:11:44,555 --> 00:11:46,597 You should have heard him talking to Joan this morning. 273 00:11:46,597 --> 00:11:47,765 That guy's always saying 274 00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:49,700 inappropriate and offensive things. 275 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:54,003 I like boobies and butts, any shape or size. 276 00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:59,209 - Wow. So sex-positive. - Yes, I am positive I like sex. 277 00:11:59,209 --> 00:12:00,271 CONFUCIUS: Refreshing honesty. 278 00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:01,781 - SACAGAWEA: So uninhibited. - (GRUNTS) 279 00:12:02,582 --> 00:12:03,981 We know this must be overwhelming, 280 00:12:03,981 --> 00:12:06,517 so we wanted to invite the coolest of you frozens 281 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,418 to join our Inclusivity Committee. 282 00:12:08,418 --> 00:12:10,954 It's the most exclusive part of Unity Week. 283 00:12:10,954 --> 00:12:13,957 - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - So, what do you say, Cleo? 284 00:12:13,957 --> 00:12:15,725 - Finally. - Could you step aside 285 00:12:15,725 --> 00:12:17,361 so we can give this to Joan of Arc? 286 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,597 - (GASPS) - (GASPS) 287 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,398 - Here. - Wow. 288 00:12:21,398 --> 00:12:23,533 With the photo I don't remember posing for 289 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:24,934 and everything. 290 00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:29,500 Wait, so you're the hottest girl in school and Joan is cool? 291 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,245 Oh, my God, this is a nightmare. Somebody wake me up. 292 00:12:41,254 --> 00:12:45,058 (BEAR TRAP CLANGING) 293 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,824 She's great. 294 00:12:46,824 --> 00:12:49,860 And here's a badge for our final committee member. 295 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,328 (CHUCKLES) I hope you've found 296 00:12:51,328 --> 00:12:54,033 - a decent photo of me too. - No. JFK. 297 00:12:55,335 --> 00:12:58,362 Hot, uh, uh, dog! Yeah! 298 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,571 ♪ Me and Joanie Sitting in a tree ♪ 299 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,274 ♪ Banging in The Inclusivity Committee ♪ 300 00:13:03,274 --> 00:13:04,808 CLEOPATRA: Wanna borrow this? 301 00:13:04,808 --> 00:13:06,843 Now, we just gotta find somebody to plan 302 00:13:06,843 --> 00:13:08,648 the Unity Luncheon on Friday. 303 00:13:09,815 --> 00:13:15,018 Wait, um, what if we let Abe plan the Unity Luncheon? 304 00:13:15,018 --> 00:13:17,687 Joan, Topher just posted, in a super mansplaining way, 305 00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:19,657 that Abe was mansplaining. 306 00:13:19,657 --> 00:13:23,226 Oh, sorry. I don't know what "mansplaining" means. 307 00:13:23,226 --> 00:13:25,061 I'll clarify it for you, Joanie. 308 00:13:25,061 --> 00:13:28,165 - See, when a man-- - Okay, I get it now. 309 00:13:28,165 --> 00:13:33,770 Look, Abe is my best friend and he loves lunch. 310 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:36,806 I do. I eat it every day. Ask anybody. 311 00:13:36,806 --> 00:13:38,608 (SIGHS) All right then, Abe Lincoln, 312 00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:43,280 - the luncheon is yours. - Yes. I won't let you down. 313 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,350 (BEAR TRAP CLANGING) 314 00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:49,553 (SCREAMS) 315 00:13:49,553 --> 00:13:53,022 (WHISTLES) Ah! 316 00:13:53,022 --> 00:13:57,130 Time for a little debriefing. And a little "de-briefing." 317 00:13:58,264 --> 00:13:58,995 What's this? 318 00:13:58,995 --> 00:14:02,326 Elegant towels, a soap dispenser. 319 00:14:02,326 --> 00:14:04,702 Lemon-scented feminine hygienics. 320 00:14:04,702 --> 00:14:07,505 Where are the pubes-- I mean mustache trimmings! 321 00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,039 The nerve of this woman! 322 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:13,780 Bring me my sombrero of invisibilidad. 323 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,080 Try to supervise me now, Candide. 324 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,143 She doesn't even know I'm under here, 325 00:14:19,143 --> 00:14:20,384 that's how stupid she is. 326 00:14:20,384 --> 00:14:21,785 Whoops, I'm a little turned around. 327 00:14:21,785 --> 00:14:23,253 Okay, here we go. 328 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,154 This way I can open 329 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,789 - my secret safe... - (GLASS SHATTERING) 330 00:14:25,789 --> 00:14:29,893 ...completely undetected. (SCATTING) 331 00:14:29,893 --> 00:14:32,496 Now that I've shown you my scatting ability, 332 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,566 - I shall open the safe. - (SAFE BEEPS) 333 00:14:35,566 --> 00:14:37,367 She thinks she can get inside my head. 334 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:41,908 Well, I will get inside her head by blowing it up. 335 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,408 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 336 00:14:44,408 --> 00:14:46,543 Ugh! Where do I sit? 337 00:14:46,543 --> 00:14:49,213 Yo! Cool boots. Over here. 338 00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:50,814 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 339 00:14:50,814 --> 00:14:54,118 Wow. It's like a VIP section in here. 340 00:14:54,118 --> 00:14:54,918 Yeah, it's inspired 341 00:14:54,918 --> 00:14:56,953 by business class airport lounges. 342 00:14:56,953 --> 00:15:00,324 It's a big step up from eating by myself in the bathroom. 343 00:15:00,324 --> 00:15:01,992 I saved you a seat, 344 00:15:01,992 --> 00:15:06,363 and feel free to put your books on my buttshelf. 345 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,465 Aw! Thanks, JFK. 346 00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:10,634 Looks like we're both popular now. 347 00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:13,737 - You two are so cute together. - Right? 348 00:15:13,737 --> 00:15:18,576 - Joan? Joan? Joan of Arc? - It's cool. He's with me. 349 00:15:18,576 --> 00:15:20,144 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 350 00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:21,912 Oh, my God, Abe, 351 00:15:21,912 --> 00:15:24,181 how is the Unity Luncheon planning? 352 00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:27,084 Well, I decided we're gonna have tables. 353 00:15:27,084 --> 00:15:29,152 Uh-huh. And we're gonna put food on the tables, 354 00:15:29,152 --> 00:15:32,158 and then we'll eat the food off those same tables. 355 00:15:32,492 --> 00:15:33,657 (GROANS) 356 00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,225 Tables, that's, uh, that's-- (CLEARS THROAT) 357 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,160 Anything else? 'Cause I'm-- I'm sure you've got more. 358 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,830 I'm sure of that, 'cause I-- I can vouch for that, you know, 359 00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:43,199 - as I did earlier, publicly. - Oh, and chairs. 360 00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:45,602 (CHUCKLES) I don't want everybody to sit Indian style. 361 00:15:45,602 --> 00:15:46,903 - (BOTH GASP) - (DISHES SHATTERING) 362 00:15:46,903 --> 00:15:48,838 Oops, sorry, I-- I didn't mean to say something gay. 363 00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:50,777 - (CROWD GASPS) - (DISHES CLATTERING) 364 00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:51,975 Abe! 365 00:15:51,975 --> 00:15:53,843 Okay. (STAMMERS) Let me explain. 366 00:15:53,843 --> 00:15:55,311 When I said gay, I'm not-- 367 00:15:55,311 --> 00:15:57,613 I'm trying to say that it was the most dumb, 368 00:15:57,613 --> 00:15:59,983 - stupid, horrible thing that you could ever imagine. - (STUDENTS GASP) 369 00:15:59,983 --> 00:16:01,952 - Abe! - Like, just the worst thing 370 00:16:01,952 --> 00:16:04,157 - in the world. - (DISHES BREAKING) 371 00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:08,925 Hey, you! So, um, I like it in here 372 00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:10,661 and I don't wanna get kicked out. 373 00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:11,995 So, it would be great 374 00:16:11,995 --> 00:16:13,863 if you went off and thought about 375 00:16:13,863 --> 00:16:15,531 those lunch plans a little more, you know? 376 00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:20,538 Before you step in it any further. Somewhere far away. 377 00:16:20,538 --> 00:16:22,606 Oh. Okay. 378 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:26,445 ♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 379 00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:34,818 (SIGHS) My old thinking dock. 380 00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:37,182 Why is this so dangerously high? 381 00:16:37,182 --> 00:16:38,389 Climate change, bro. 382 00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:40,057 So, that was real? Hmm. 383 00:16:40,057 --> 00:16:41,453 What are you doing out here 384 00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:43,459 at the thinking docks, Confucius? 385 00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:45,662 Oh, I'm just trying to get better at thinking, 386 00:16:45,662 --> 00:16:47,964 be more like the Confucius I'm cloned from. 387 00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:51,267 Seems to me, there's no telling what to think these days. 388 00:16:51,267 --> 00:16:53,336 You know, normally, I'd check in with my bro Gandhi 389 00:16:53,336 --> 00:16:56,406 at times like this. I think he's been avoiding me. 390 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,542 (ELECTRICAL HUMMING) 391 00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,977 Why does everything have to change? 392 00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:02,807 Joan and I used to be so close, 393 00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:05,248 but now I can't even sit at the same lunch table as her. 394 00:17:05,248 --> 00:17:07,617 (SIGHS) Everything I say is wrong. 395 00:17:07,617 --> 00:17:09,319 I just can't get it right. 396 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,516 - What should I do? - What I've learned 397 00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:13,591 is the very best thing to do always 398 00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:16,226 is to just say you're sorry. 399 00:17:16,226 --> 00:17:17,794 Hmm. That's-- 400 00:17:17,794 --> 00:17:20,831 - ♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - In a cool, overproduced apology video. 401 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,466 Sounds foolproof. Let's do it. 402 00:17:23,466 --> 00:17:25,803 - ♪ (U.S. ANTHEM PLAYING) ♪ - I wanna offer an apology 403 00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:27,436 for my despicable behavior. 404 00:17:27,436 --> 00:17:31,174 This is an opportunity to learn, and reflect, and grow. 405 00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:34,377 As well as learning and reflecting while growing. 406 00:17:34,377 --> 00:17:38,151 I'm not the only one that matters. All lives matter. 407 00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:41,084 Uh. I'm sorry if I offended anyone, 408 00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:43,319 but the truth is, I don't see color. 409 00:17:43,319 --> 00:17:46,256 I mean, I once dressed up as Chris Tucker for Halloween. 410 00:17:46,256 --> 00:17:50,093 Sorry not sorry. I refuse to apologize. 411 00:17:50,093 --> 00:17:52,565 I'm sorry, I said, "Sorry not sorry." 412 00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:55,599 I said I was sorry. 413 00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:57,666 So, I made a couple mistakes, huh? 414 00:17:57,666 --> 00:18:02,272 Or is it "mister-stakes" now? Oh, let's not be ridiculous. 415 00:18:02,272 --> 00:18:05,375 Or-- Or do I have to say "ri-vagina-ulous," huh? 416 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,478 Because you can't comprehend like a bunch of girls. 417 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,814 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 418 00:18:10,814 --> 00:18:14,417 ABE: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Ah! 419 00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,853 - ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - This guy is tragic. 420 00:18:16,853 --> 00:18:18,655 Are you sure he isn't a Kennedy? 421 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:21,394 - Oh, Abe! - I'll make it up to you. 422 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:25,464 Not gonna happen. Abraham Lincoln, 423 00:18:26,031 --> 00:18:28,698 you are canceled. 424 00:18:28,698 --> 00:18:29,936 (STUDENTS GASP) 425 00:18:31,171 --> 00:18:33,339 (GASPS) 426 00:18:33,639 --> 00:18:34,871 (GASPS) 427 00:18:34,871 --> 00:18:36,239 - (GASPS) - (STUDENTS GASP) 428 00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:39,776 Joan, what's happening? Is this washable paint? 429 00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:41,679 Joan, say something. 430 00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:43,482 - (STUDENTS WHISPER) - (GROANS) 431 00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:46,583 Joan? (GRUNTS) 432 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,217 - (SLURPS) - (GRUNTS) 433 00:18:48,217 --> 00:18:49,285 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 434 00:18:49,285 --> 00:18:53,489 - Hey, Abe. You okay? - No, I'm not. 435 00:18:53,489 --> 00:18:55,859 And you just stood there and let them cancel me. 436 00:18:55,859 --> 00:18:57,027 Oh-- Oh, hey, 437 00:18:57,027 --> 00:18:59,262 I tried to include you every step of the way. 438 00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:00,998 There's only so much I can do, Abe. 439 00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:02,999 Who even are you right now? 440 00:19:02,999 --> 00:19:05,569 Eating lunch with JFK and all the popular people, 441 00:19:05,569 --> 00:19:06,903 we used to make fun of them. 442 00:19:06,903 --> 00:19:08,905 This is different. They actually like me. 443 00:19:08,905 --> 00:19:10,373 And I wanted them to like you too. 444 00:19:10,373 --> 00:19:12,175 But you made it impossible, didn't you? 445 00:19:12,175 --> 00:19:14,545 Now, I have to pull this whole Unity Luncheon together 446 00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:15,846 in one day by myself. 447 00:19:15,846 --> 00:19:16,880 - Well, good luck... - (SLURPS) 448 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:17,914 ...'cause I'm gonna plan 449 00:19:17,914 --> 00:19:19,615 - my own unity luncheon... - (GASPS) 450 00:19:19,615 --> 00:19:23,353 ...and I'm gonna call it, "The Luncheon for Unity," 451 00:19:23,353 --> 00:19:26,222 and I'm gonna get 100,000 chicken hot wings, 452 00:19:26,222 --> 00:19:30,093 so that people will come to my party, not yours. 453 00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:31,962 - (METAL SCREECHING) - (GROANS) 454 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:35,266 Almost there. Keep doing the finger guns. 455 00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:36,335 (GROANS) 456 00:19:37,937 --> 00:19:39,469 The next time Candide places a match 457 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,604 against the wick of this lavender vanilla insult, 458 00:19:41,604 --> 00:19:44,041 she'll find only too late that I have replaced it 459 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:48,111 with this humble stick of "dianamité." 460 00:19:48,111 --> 00:19:50,747 Mr. B, did you embed dynamite in this candle? 461 00:19:50,747 --> 00:19:53,984 I'm not allowed in here, remember? 462 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,085 And put razor blades in the shell soap? 463 00:19:56,085 --> 00:19:59,155 - Nope! - And a harpoon in the toilet 464 00:19:59,155 --> 00:20:01,425 that is activated by the flushing mechanism? 465 00:20:01,425 --> 00:20:02,461 (GLASS SHATTERING) 466 00:20:04,297 --> 00:20:05,428 Why, the only other person 467 00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:07,430 with access to the executive washroom... 468 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:11,434 (GASPS) ...is-- Candide was trying to kill me. 469 00:20:11,434 --> 00:20:16,642 Candide was trying to... (CHUCKLES) ...kill-- kill me. 470 00:20:21,147 --> 00:20:23,313 Wait a minute. I've never worn pearls. 471 00:20:23,313 --> 00:20:26,049 Candide must have gotten these for me. 472 00:20:26,049 --> 00:20:31,390 Oh! They're bombs! (SCREAMS, GROANS) 473 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:35,091 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - Wow, Joan, this is impressive. 474 00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:37,460 You pulled together a hella swizz Unity Luncheon. 475 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:40,264 Thanks, guys. Hey, you haven't seen Abe, have you? 476 00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:41,498 He said something about doing 477 00:20:41,498 --> 00:20:43,266 his own unity lunch... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 478 00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:44,902 ...but I'm sure he wouldn’t-- 479 00:20:44,902 --> 00:20:47,303 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 480 00:20:47,303 --> 00:20:49,272 - (AIR HORN BLARING) - (ALL GASP) 481 00:20:49,272 --> 00:20:52,476 ABE: I've got 100,000 hot wings right here. 482 00:20:52,476 --> 00:20:55,111 America's most beloved party food, 483 00:20:55,111 --> 00:20:59,248 only served at my Luncheon for Unity. 484 00:20:59,248 --> 00:21:00,851 So unfair. I was just trying 485 00:21:00,851 --> 00:21:02,819 to impress a woman I ignored for years, 486 00:21:02,819 --> 00:21:06,489 and then I get canceled. Oh, women are so hard to please. 487 00:21:06,489 --> 00:21:09,693 - Seriously, man. - Thank you, Ivan the Terrible. 488 00:21:09,693 --> 00:21:11,961 Finally someone gets how I feel. 489 00:21:11,961 --> 00:21:13,363 - I hate all women. - (SLURPS) 490 00:21:13,363 --> 00:21:15,198 I hate them because I want to have sex with them 491 00:21:15,198 --> 00:21:17,300 and they won't have sex with me because I hate them. 492 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:20,137 Okay. (STAMMERS) That's not quite how I feel. 493 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,000 Wait, there's more than one unity luncheon? 494 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,178 - I want my own unity luncheon! - (CROWD CLAMORING) 495 00:21:36,723 --> 00:21:39,422 (COUGHING) 496 00:21:39,422 --> 00:21:42,260 - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - Unity Week is ruined. 497 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,993 - Joan-- - It's okay, Frida. 498 00:21:43,993 --> 00:21:45,494 You don't have to say it. 499 00:21:45,494 --> 00:21:48,765 I'm no longer included in the Inclusivity Committee. 500 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:49,999 I'm so sorry, girl. 501 00:21:49,999 --> 00:21:52,105 - ♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Me too. 502 00:21:55,303 --> 00:21:56,375 No! 503 00:21:58,010 --> 00:22:02,612 (CRIES) Oh, we were so close. 504 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:06,080 I guess high school is gonna be the same after all. 505 00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:13,827 I think I screwed up, drugstore tiki torch. 506 00:22:21,701 --> 00:22:22,736 (MUNCHES) 507 00:22:31,077 --> 00:22:33,212 Ow! Dinger! Paper cut. 508 00:22:36,816 --> 00:22:38,451 Ow! Dinger! Paper cut. 509 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:41,888 Ow! Dinger! 510 00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:50,226 Ow! Dinger! Ding-- Dinger! Ow! Dinger! 511 00:22:50,226 --> 00:22:52,229 ♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 512 00:22:52,229 --> 00:22:54,326 (SCREAMS) Dinger! (GROANS) 513 00:22:54,326 --> 00:22:57,400 Oh! Ah! 514 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,335 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 515 00:22:59,335 --> 00:23:02,440 - ABE: Attention everyone. - (CROWD GASPING, JEERING) 516 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,675 Today I ruined much more than a luncheon. 517 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,176 I ruined the best friendship I've ever had 518 00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:09,445 with the best person I've ever known. 519 00:23:09,445 --> 00:23:12,750 Joan is creative, and funny, and deserves to be popular. 520 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:16,486 I deserve to be punished. And for that punishment, 521 00:23:16,486 --> 00:23:20,724 I deserve to have hot wing sauce poured into these paper cuts. 522 00:23:20,724 --> 00:23:22,425 Who's with me? 523 00:23:22,425 --> 00:23:26,700 - Sorry, who's against me? - (CROWD CHEERING) 524 00:23:31,004 --> 00:23:34,573 (YELLS) 525 00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:39,142 - (YELLS) - ♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 526 00:23:39,142 --> 00:23:40,310 - Hey, Joan, uh... - (ABE YELLING) 527 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,344 ...there's a really boring 528 00:23:41,344 --> 00:23:42,880 black-and-white film festival tomorrow. 529 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,780 You wanna come with us? 530 00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:46,419 - Of course. Thanks, guys. - (ABE GROANING) 531 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,785 Uh. I'm sorry, Joan. 532 00:23:48,785 --> 00:23:50,654 I don't know much about this crazy new world 533 00:23:50,654 --> 00:23:51,622 we're living in. 534 00:23:51,622 --> 00:23:54,257 But I do know that you make it a better place. 535 00:23:54,257 --> 00:23:56,494 I really hope we can be friends again. 536 00:23:56,494 --> 00:23:59,562 Oh, Abe, I always wanna be your friend. 537 00:23:59,562 --> 00:24:03,166 Whether it's 2003 or 2000 and whatever this is. 538 00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:04,368 Do you think we could ever maybe 539 00:24:04,368 --> 00:24:06,937 - be more than frie-- - Hey, JFK! 540 00:24:06,937 --> 00:24:08,105 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 541 00:24:08,105 --> 00:24:10,841 So, I've been thinking about your proposal, 542 00:24:10,841 --> 00:24:14,111 and the more I think about it, the more I realize, 543 00:24:14,111 --> 00:24:15,413 I'm thinking too much. 544 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:16,847 (CHUCKLES) What I'm trying to say is, 545 00:24:16,847 --> 00:24:18,448 I'd love to be your girlfriend. 546 00:24:18,448 --> 00:24:22,789 I say we celebrate with some tongue twisting, huh? 547 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:25,155 BOTH: Red leather, yellow leather! 548 00:24:25,155 --> 00:24:26,189 Red leather, yellow leather! 549 00:24:26,189 --> 00:24:28,525 She sells seashells by the seashore! 550 00:24:28,525 --> 00:24:29,626 - (CHUCKLES) - (CHUCKLES) All right. 551 00:24:29,626 --> 00:24:32,195 Now, let's kiss in the French style, 552 00:24:32,195 --> 00:24:35,899 with poodles on our lap while appeasing Germany. 553 00:24:35,899 --> 00:24:36,936 (BOTH KISSING, SLURPING) 554 00:24:37,565 --> 00:24:38,537 (WHIMPERS) 555 00:24:39,639 --> 00:24:41,472 - Ah! Dinger! - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 556 00:24:41,472 --> 00:24:43,476 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 557 00:25:30,390 --> 00:25:32,525 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪