1 00:00:00,504 --> 00:00:03,571 ABE LINCOLN: Previously, on a very special Clone High. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,174 While Joan was having a Psylly Legs attack, 3 00:00:06,243 --> 00:00:08,676 JFK kissed Harriet behind her back. 4 00:00:08,745 --> 00:00:11,379 Abe caught them in the act, but he didn't say jack, 5 00:00:11,448 --> 00:00:13,615 even though he and Joan made a solid pact, 6 00:00:13,684 --> 00:00:16,351 that Abe would never hide information like that. 7 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:18,753 So when Joan learned the facts, her heart turned black, 8 00:00:18,822 --> 00:00:20,956 and Abe felt the impact. 9 00:00:21,025 --> 00:00:24,259 But Joan and Abe still have lots to unpack. 10 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,395 In other news, I got a rhyming dictionary 11 00:00:26,464 --> 00:00:27,663 and I love it. 12 00:00:27,732 --> 00:00:29,498 STUDENTS: Spring Break! Spring Break! 13 00:00:29,567 --> 00:00:31,499 Spring Break! Spring Break! 14 00:00:31,568 --> 00:00:34,069 Confucius here, casting live from Spring Break. 15 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:36,204 -(AIR HORN BLOWS) -We are going to the wettest 16 00:00:36,273 --> 00:00:38,607 and wildest place of all time. 17 00:00:38,676 --> 00:00:42,377 -Arroyo Fest! -(ALL CHEER) 18 00:00:42,446 --> 00:00:44,079 But due to flash flood warnings in effect, 19 00:00:44,148 --> 00:00:46,014 participants may never enter the Arroyo. 20 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,282 -(ALARM BUZZING) -ALL: Boo! 21 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:48,684 But nothing bad happens on Spring Break. 22 00:00:48,753 --> 00:00:49,884 -(AIR HORN BLOWS) -(ALL CHEER) 23 00:00:49,953 --> 00:00:51,486 CONFUCIOUS: You all right there, Abe-opotamus? 24 00:00:51,555 --> 00:00:54,489 Oh, I'm fine. Yeah, just, you know, lost my BFF. 25 00:00:54,558 --> 00:00:56,525 Now, everyone knows that Spring Break 26 00:00:56,594 --> 00:00:58,159 is all about their besties, 27 00:00:58,228 --> 00:01:00,395 hanging out with their best bestie. 28 00:01:00,464 --> 00:01:02,698 CONFUCIUS: Uh, looks like she found a new bestie, bro. 29 00:01:02,767 --> 00:01:04,967 Shrimp, the ultimate bus food. 30 00:01:05,036 --> 00:01:06,467 CONFUCIUS: And we're still moving. 31 00:01:06,536 --> 00:01:08,837 Hey, the most popular girl in school, Frida! 32 00:01:08,906 --> 00:01:10,038 You look excited. 33 00:01:10,107 --> 00:01:12,873 Arroyo Fest is about to be popping, G! 34 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:16,444 My favorite artist of all time will be performing, 35 00:01:16,513 --> 00:01:19,247 teenage pop sensation, Mila Brûlée! 36 00:01:19,316 --> 00:01:21,983 Whoa, wait, you like Mila Brûlée? 37 00:01:22,052 --> 00:01:23,685 But she's so mainstream. 38 00:01:23,754 --> 00:01:25,720 I started listening to her ironically, like, 39 00:01:25,789 --> 00:01:28,190 "This is how I would act if I liked this crappy music." 40 00:01:28,259 --> 00:01:31,226 But now, I actually do like her crappy music. 41 00:01:31,295 --> 00:01:33,661 Get over here, girl. Let's talk Brûlée! 42 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:35,196 -Mila Brûlée... -CONFUCIUS: Well I became 43 00:01:35,265 --> 00:01:36,897 a third wheel real quick. 44 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:40,769 -Harriet! You stoked for A-Fest? -Heck, yes, I'm stoked. 45 00:01:40,838 --> 00:01:42,237 Okay, backstory! 46 00:01:42,306 --> 00:01:44,306 So there's this guy on Insta who has been commenting 47 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:45,573 on all my posts. 48 00:01:45,642 --> 00:01:47,876 And he's gonna be at Arroyo Fest. 49 00:01:47,945 --> 00:01:51,881 So if you're listening to this, @definitelyahotguy69, 50 00:01:51,950 --> 00:01:55,217 just know. I will find you, my love! DM me. 51 00:01:55,286 --> 00:01:56,551 CONFUCIUS: Lucky guy. 52 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:58,588 -Arroyo Fest! -(AIR HORN BLOWS) 53 00:01:58,657 --> 00:02:00,222 (DOLPHIN CHATTERING) 54 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:02,024 -Hey, babe. -Yeah, babe? 55 00:02:02,093 --> 00:02:03,925 You know, since Abe and I aren't talking anymore... 56 00:02:03,994 --> 00:02:05,961 -(BLOWS NOSE, SOBS) -...would you like to go with me 57 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:08,030 to the Kara Walker exhibit next week? 58 00:02:08,099 --> 00:02:10,432 Her work is just so deep. 59 00:02:10,501 --> 00:02:13,336 Oh, I love deep things, like swimming pools 60 00:02:13,405 --> 00:02:15,003 and your vagina. 61 00:02:15,072 --> 00:02:16,804 Well, uh, thank you. (CHUCKLES) 62 00:02:16,873 --> 00:02:20,576 But I'd really like to get to know more about you, 63 00:02:20,645 --> 00:02:22,745 like-- like the real JFK. 64 00:02:22,814 --> 00:02:25,646 Like, who's your favorite artist? 65 00:02:25,715 --> 00:02:29,284 (MUMBLES) I like the one that does the paintings 66 00:02:29,353 --> 00:02:30,585 with the boobies. 67 00:02:30,654 --> 00:02:32,220 Okay, you know, what? It's a start. 68 00:02:32,289 --> 00:02:34,123 (ABE LINCOLN SOBBING) 69 00:02:34,192 --> 00:02:37,425 Oh, snap. We're right by Arroyo Fest! 70 00:02:37,494 --> 00:02:41,629 STUDENTS: Arroyo! Arroyo! Arroyo! 71 00:02:41,698 --> 00:02:44,803 -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -STUDENTS: Arroyo! Arroyo! 72 00:02:45,903 --> 00:02:48,771 Arroyo! Arroyo! Arroyo! 73 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,272 CONFUCIUS: We're really doin' it, y'all! 74 00:02:50,341 --> 00:02:52,211 (ALL SCREAM) 75 00:02:55,612 --> 00:02:58,614 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 76 00:02:58,683 --> 00:03:00,615 TOPHER BUS: My bus shrimp! 77 00:03:00,684 --> 00:03:02,552 ♪ ("CLONE HIGH" THEME SONG BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪ 78 00:03:02,621 --> 00:03:03,851 ♪ Way, way back in the 1980s ♪ 79 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:09,391 ♪ Secret government employees Dug up famous guys and ladies ♪ 80 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:12,460 ♪ And made amusing Genetic copies ♪ 81 00:03:12,529 --> 00:03:15,197 ♪ Then the clones As teens were frozen ♪ 82 00:03:15,266 --> 00:03:18,299 ♪ Thawed out decades later Why? ♪ 83 00:03:18,368 --> 00:03:21,036 ♪ Back for reasons They're not disclosin' ♪ 84 00:03:21,105 --> 00:03:27,409 ♪ Giving high school Another try ♪ 85 00:03:27,478 --> 00:03:30,379 ♪ It's time to watch ♪ 86 00:03:30,448 --> 00:03:33,248 ♪ Clone High ♪ 87 00:03:33,317 --> 00:03:36,018 ♪ Energetic and engaging ♪ 88 00:03:36,087 --> 00:03:39,521 ♪ Clone High ♪ 89 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:41,790 ♪ Our angst is entertaining ♪ 90 00:03:41,859 --> 00:03:48,096 ♪ Clone High ♪ 91 00:03:48,165 --> 00:03:49,368 ♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 92 00:03:50,267 --> 00:03:52,868 -(STATIC) -(INDISTINCT CLAMORING) 93 00:03:52,937 --> 00:03:55,198 -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(FIRE CRACKLING) 94 00:03:55,267 --> 00:04:00,242 -(MR. BUTLERTRON SCREAMS) -No! My shrimp is sandy! 95 00:04:00,311 --> 00:04:04,244 My phone! All the phones! They've been murdered! 96 00:04:06,884 --> 00:04:08,418 Arroyo no go, go! 97 00:04:08,487 --> 00:04:11,390 (SOBS, SCREAMS) 98 00:04:12,657 --> 00:04:13,658 (GROANS) 99 00:04:14,459 --> 00:04:15,690 Attention, clones, 100 00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:18,027 it appears we are now stranded in the desert 101 00:04:18,096 --> 00:04:21,096 with only a limited supply of water, first aid kits, 102 00:04:21,165 --> 00:04:23,065 and Cool Ranch Doritos. 103 00:04:23,134 --> 00:04:25,535 Mr. B and I will do the responsible thing 104 00:04:25,604 --> 00:04:26,869 of finding help. 105 00:04:26,938 --> 00:04:28,737 So we'll be taking all the supplies and leaving. 106 00:04:28,806 --> 00:04:30,272 -(ALL GASP) -PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH: And reminder, 107 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:31,506 never go into Arroyo's 108 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:35,076 because you can get swept away by flash floods, okay? Toodles! 109 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:38,041 Ugh, I'm gonna go work on my tan. 110 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:41,883 (SCREAMS) My head machine feels hot! 111 00:04:41,952 --> 00:04:44,285 JFK, are you okay? 112 00:04:44,354 --> 00:04:47,459 My brain is, er, uh, biggening. 113 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:56,164 Something is coming out of my ear! 114 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:59,134 -(CONFUCIUS GASPS) -Did JFK just pronounce an "R"? 115 00:04:59,203 --> 00:05:01,236 He-- he did. 116 00:05:01,305 --> 00:05:05,207 JFK, can you say "Kara Walker"? 117 00:05:05,276 --> 00:05:09,348 Kara Walker. Kara Walker. 118 00:05:10,114 --> 00:05:11,446 What the... 119 00:05:11,515 --> 00:05:14,149 Out of the way, Confucius. I'll perform CPR. 120 00:05:14,218 --> 00:05:17,118 As a woke straight male ally, let me put my lips 121 00:05:17,187 --> 00:05:18,954 on this unconscious Black woman 122 00:05:19,023 --> 00:05:21,026 to show how woke and straight I am. 123 00:05:21,659 --> 00:05:22,892 Ugh! 124 00:05:22,961 --> 00:05:25,994 (INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES) 125 00:05:26,063 --> 00:05:27,395 -(SCREAMS) Shrimp breath! -(GROANS) 126 00:05:27,464 --> 00:05:30,365 (GASPS) No, no, no! We crashed! 127 00:05:30,434 --> 00:05:33,269 I'll never meet @definitelyahotguy69 now! 128 00:05:33,338 --> 00:05:34,770 The drama! 129 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:36,705 Oh, and my ankle's twisted. 130 00:05:36,774 --> 00:05:39,442 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 131 00:05:39,511 --> 00:05:40,641 Don't mind me, 132 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:42,110 -I'll just die here. -(GROANS, GRUNTS) 133 00:05:42,179 --> 00:05:44,216 Does anyone have a Band-Aid? 134 00:05:45,983 --> 00:05:48,751 (SNIFFS, SCREAMS) 135 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:51,252 Guys, don't worry. We'll get through this. 136 00:05:51,321 --> 00:05:53,155 We just need to stick together. 137 00:05:53,224 --> 00:05:56,525 No! We are not missing Mila Brûlée. 138 00:05:56,594 --> 00:05:59,728 I've got a crazy idea. We've got legs, we can use them, 139 00:05:59,797 --> 00:06:01,697 and go there, walking style. 140 00:06:01,766 --> 00:06:03,132 Oh, can I come with? 141 00:06:03,201 --> 00:06:05,701 The sight of Joan is a constant reminder 142 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:08,103 of how she wants me out of her sight. 143 00:06:08,172 --> 00:06:09,939 -I feel for you, Aberino, but-- -(GASPS) Wait. 144 00:06:10,008 --> 00:06:13,308 It would be much easier to see the stage at Arroyo Fest 145 00:06:13,377 --> 00:06:15,547 if we had some shoulders to sit on. 146 00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:18,914 Yo, stretch! 147 00:06:18,983 --> 00:06:21,684 -You're in. -Really? Hot dog! 148 00:06:21,753 --> 00:06:23,318 You guys aren't leaving, are you? 149 00:06:23,387 --> 00:06:24,485 Because there are a lot 150 00:06:24,554 --> 00:06:26,822 of desert cannibals out there in these parts. 151 00:06:26,891 --> 00:06:28,724 Uh, I appreciate you looking out, 152 00:06:28,793 --> 00:06:30,095 but it's only the desert. 153 00:06:32,663 --> 00:06:35,067 (ALL GROWL) 154 00:06:36,933 --> 00:06:41,469 Oh, there's no hope, Mr. B! I'm tired, I'm hungry, 155 00:06:41,538 --> 00:06:45,773 -and I'm lost! -At least we can die together. 156 00:06:45,842 --> 00:06:48,247 Shut up, Mr. B, you know I'd rather die alone! 157 00:06:49,047 --> 00:06:51,479 -(GASPS) -(MR. BUTLERTRON GROANS) 158 00:06:51,548 --> 00:06:53,382 Oh, my! Is that the Eiffel Tower? 159 00:06:53,451 --> 00:06:56,985 Because it must be a mirage if it's right next to a building 160 00:06:57,054 --> 00:06:58,854 that says "New York, New York" 161 00:06:58,923 --> 00:07:01,260 with New York's famous roller coaster. 162 00:07:01,787 --> 00:07:03,458 BOTH: Vegas! 163 00:07:03,527 --> 00:07:05,764 -♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -MR. B: Wesley! 164 00:07:06,497 --> 00:07:08,133 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 165 00:07:09,501 --> 00:07:11,170 (SIGHS, GASPS) 166 00:07:17,075 --> 00:07:19,474 Oh, Joan, darling, perhaps we could use stones 167 00:07:19,543 --> 00:07:21,310 to write "Help" in Morse code. 168 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:24,279 That's a great idea. We-- Wait, you thought of that? 169 00:07:24,348 --> 00:07:27,382 With that "man who reads The New Yorker" accent? 170 00:07:27,451 --> 00:07:29,989 Ah, I know what's occurring, my dear muse. 171 00:07:31,155 --> 00:07:33,355 I come from a long line of block-headed men. 172 00:07:33,424 --> 00:07:36,524 You see, my cranium is gigantic, allowing extra room for my brain 173 00:07:36,593 --> 00:07:38,894 to knock around in. In the heat of the desert, 174 00:07:38,963 --> 00:07:40,462 it expands like a popover, 175 00:07:40,531 --> 00:07:42,230 which allows it to grow to its full potential 176 00:07:42,299 --> 00:07:43,502 in my massive skull. 177 00:07:44,301 --> 00:07:45,835 It's science and it checks out. 178 00:07:45,904 --> 00:07:49,138 Ooh, that's some good articulation. 179 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:50,371 (MOANS) 180 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,973 How about this for articulation? 181 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:54,475 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -I want to support your goals 182 00:07:54,544 --> 00:07:56,211 and connect with you emotionally 183 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,114 and intellectually, while humming to your favorite 184 00:07:59,183 --> 00:08:01,044 21-hour-long Philip Glass track, 185 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:03,255 lo-fi haunted goat screams. 186 00:08:03,888 --> 00:08:05,253 (BOTH IMITATE GOAT BLEAT) 187 00:08:05,322 --> 00:08:09,391 Oh, I feel so supported. Hmm. Emotionally. 188 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:10,826 But we're still gonna have sex, right? 189 00:08:10,895 --> 00:08:12,594 Hmm. Like jungle cats. 190 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:16,130 Now, let's write this Morse code together. 191 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,733 My dream man! 192 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,669 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Dot, dot, dot. 193 00:08:20,738 --> 00:08:22,907 Dash, dash, dash. Dot, dot, dot. 194 00:08:25,742 --> 00:08:28,981 -(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) -JFK, it worked! 195 00:08:29,381 --> 00:08:31,079 It worked! 196 00:08:31,148 --> 00:08:34,683 Great Morse code! (CHUCKLES) We're here to rescue you. 197 00:08:34,752 --> 00:08:36,018 Is this your full party? 198 00:08:36,087 --> 00:08:37,786 Not all of them. 199 00:08:37,855 --> 00:08:40,021 Oh, I'm so sorry! 200 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:42,418 We're gonna swing back around in two hours, 201 00:08:42,487 --> 00:08:44,959 and if your whole party isn't all here by then, 202 00:08:45,028 --> 00:08:47,562 you're gonna have to find an alternative rescue chopper, 203 00:08:47,631 --> 00:08:50,869 okay? Good luck. But seriously, great Morse code. 204 00:08:52,936 --> 00:08:56,839 Wow. Hot genius, I think I know how we can contact the others. 205 00:08:56,908 --> 00:08:58,339 What do you know about GPS? 206 00:08:58,408 --> 00:09:01,643 I know as much about GPS as I do about the human condition, 207 00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:04,146 -multitudes. -♪ (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 208 00:09:04,215 --> 00:09:07,016 Let's get the fuck home. 209 00:09:07,085 --> 00:09:10,785 SCUDWORTH: Ah! Las Vegas, where everything sparkles. 210 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:13,589 -Except for this alley. -♪ (RAVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 211 00:09:13,658 --> 00:09:14,956 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 212 00:09:15,025 --> 00:09:17,225 Mr. B, there's sure to be a telephone 213 00:09:17,294 --> 00:09:18,694 on the other side of this door 214 00:09:18,763 --> 00:09:20,199 that we can use to call for help. 215 00:09:22,066 --> 00:09:23,335 (CROWD CHEERING) 216 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:31,140 -♪ (RAVE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -Thank you, Las Vegas! I'm out. 217 00:09:31,209 --> 00:09:32,974 -Those are animals. Good luck. -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 218 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:34,209 ATTENDEE 1: Play a song, you idiot! 219 00:09:34,277 --> 00:09:36,078 -ATTENDEE 2: We need music! -ATTENDEE 3: Open your laptop 220 00:09:36,147 --> 00:09:39,147 -and make a noise! -Excuse me, uh, party people, 221 00:09:39,216 --> 00:09:41,950 does anyone have a telephone we could use? 222 00:09:42,019 --> 00:09:44,723 (OVERLAPPING CLAMORS) 223 00:09:47,692 --> 00:09:50,125 Mr. B, the crowd is turning on us. 224 00:09:50,194 --> 00:09:53,929 -We have to get out of here. -Don't worry, I got this. 225 00:09:53,998 --> 00:09:58,967 All this music follows a simple formula... Wesley. 226 00:09:59,036 --> 00:10:02,975 ♪ (RAVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 227 00:10:07,711 --> 00:10:10,682 ♪ I like the way This party is currently going ♪ 228 00:10:11,415 --> 00:10:15,220 (CROWD CHEERING) 229 00:10:17,956 --> 00:10:20,088 Mr. B, we've done it. It's a hit! 230 00:10:20,157 --> 00:10:22,261 Should we go save the clones now? 231 00:10:23,428 --> 00:10:24,829 BOTH: Nah! 232 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:28,063 Even though everyone lost their phones, 233 00:10:28,132 --> 00:10:29,759 so long as we can rewire the motherboard, 234 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:32,134 we can redirect the GPS signal to contact the smartwatch... 235 00:10:32,203 --> 00:10:33,903 -(MOANS) -...that Frida always wears. 236 00:10:33,972 --> 00:10:35,905 And that should give them time to return 237 00:10:35,973 --> 00:10:37,233 -before the helicopter. -(PANTS) 238 00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:38,473 -Speaking of flying. -Mm-hmm. 239 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:41,209 Have you ever seen the obscure Maya Darren film, 240 00:10:41,278 --> 00:10:44,183 -Meshes of the Afternoon? -Mm-hmm. Well, of course I have! 241 00:10:44,615 --> 00:10:46,949 Kiss me now! 242 00:10:47,018 --> 00:10:49,918 My love, your lips taste like a fine chalice, 243 00:10:49,987 --> 00:10:53,656 full of the sweetest, uh, wet stuff. 244 00:10:53,725 --> 00:10:55,027 Wait, what was that? 245 00:10:56,826 --> 00:11:00,362 (GRUNTS) A fine chalice of the sweetest nectar. 246 00:11:00,431 --> 00:11:02,498 -Everything all right, darling? -Yeah, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 247 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:04,036 Of course, it was nothing. 248 00:11:04,502 --> 00:11:06,068 Oh, no. 249 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:07,636 -(EAGLE SCREECHING) -♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 250 00:11:07,705 --> 00:11:11,907 It is so good not to be looking at Joan or thinking of Joan, 251 00:11:11,976 --> 00:11:13,342 or talking about Joan. 252 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:16,478 I know this is hard to hear. But just stop being stubborn. 253 00:11:16,547 --> 00:11:20,482 -And apologize. -Me? Apologize? To Joan? 254 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:23,084 Uh, she should be apologizing to me 255 00:11:23,153 --> 00:11:24,853 for having to keep that secret. 256 00:11:24,922 --> 00:11:27,456 Guys, it's so hot. 257 00:11:27,525 --> 00:11:30,425 Let's just take cover in that old, abandoned Miata. 258 00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:33,895 Hey, if you all need to take a break. Sure. Why not? 259 00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:35,935 -(SOBS) -Psst, Frida. 260 00:11:36,401 --> 00:11:38,300 (ABE SOBS) 261 00:11:38,369 --> 00:11:40,368 It just made me think about her in a way 262 00:11:40,437 --> 00:11:43,038 that I didn't think about her before. 263 00:11:43,107 --> 00:11:45,874 You know, I feel so hopeless. 264 00:11:45,943 --> 00:11:48,013 For a long time, I... (WHIMPERS) 265 00:11:48,613 --> 00:11:52,884 (SOBS) 266 00:11:56,721 --> 00:12:00,125 (SNIFFLES) Hello? Cleo? Frida? 267 00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:02,227 How long was I crying? 268 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,896 Frida? 269 00:12:04,729 --> 00:12:06,261 -(GROWLS) -(SCREAMS) 270 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:09,064 -(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) Oh, there you are. 271 00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,733 -Don't go that way! -(ALL GROWL) 272 00:12:10,802 --> 00:12:13,402 -(SCREAMS) -(DESERT CANNIBALS GROWL) 273 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,571 (BOTH GROAN) 274 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,506 JOAN OF ARC: That's it. 275 00:12:17,575 --> 00:12:20,045 We did it. We can send a signal! 276 00:12:20,812 --> 00:12:25,046 (JFK GROANS, MOANS) 277 00:12:25,115 --> 00:12:28,249 We have to contact Frida now. Send it, JFK! 278 00:12:28,318 --> 00:12:30,218 -JFK: Triangulating. -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 279 00:12:30,287 --> 00:12:32,023 -(SMARTWATCH CHIMES) -(ABE PANTS) 280 00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:35,391 -(FRIDA KAHLO SCREAMS) -(GROWLS) 281 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:36,592 (ALL GASP) 282 00:12:36,661 --> 00:12:39,661 (DESERT CANNIBAL GROWLING) 283 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:41,763 Perhaps they're in a spot with bad reception. 284 00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:44,099 Don't worry, love. We'll try again in ten minutes. 285 00:12:44,168 --> 00:12:47,005 Could I just, maybe, borrow that for a second? 286 00:12:48,339 --> 00:12:51,572 I wanna let @definitelyahotguy69 know why I'm late. 287 00:12:51,642 --> 00:12:53,943 (SIGHS) It's like I could slide down his body 288 00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:57,282 -and just keep going. -That's clearly photoshopped. 289 00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:02,785 Harriet, darling... (CHUCKLES) ...you're being catfished. 290 00:13:02,854 --> 00:13:05,781 No, no, no. That can't be. 291 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,589 Uh, sure, he always cancels our meetups last minute 292 00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:12,861 and his camera never works when we FaceTime. Oh, fuck me! 293 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,063 I'm too smart to be catfished. 294 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:17,699 Harriet, it's always the trailblazers 295 00:13:17,768 --> 00:13:20,368 who blaze past the red flags. 296 00:13:20,437 --> 00:13:24,276 So comforting, Joan. Thank you. (SIGHS, GROANS) 297 00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:26,274 -(SOBS) -Come on, Harriet. 298 00:13:26,343 --> 00:13:28,811 I said thank you! Oh. (GROANS) 299 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,813 You got signal? I have this weird thing 300 00:13:30,882 --> 00:13:32,280 where if I don't check my social meeds, 301 00:13:32,349 --> 00:13:33,948 I kinda break down... (CHUCKLES) 302 00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:36,118 -...and spiral into darkness. -♪ (FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 303 00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:37,419 (CHUCKLES) 304 00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:39,021 Hmm. I hear you, Confucius. 305 00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:40,922 And we do have eight more minutes, so, uh, 306 00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:42,758 let's keep talking about your feelings. 307 00:13:42,826 --> 00:13:44,626 Oh, please, yes! 308 00:13:44,695 --> 00:13:47,630 There, there. Tears are truth's elixir. 309 00:13:47,699 --> 00:13:50,732 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(MOANS) 310 00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:53,833 -♪ (RAVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(CROWD CHEERING) 311 00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:01,914 ♪ I like the way This party is currently going ♪ 312 00:14:02,946 --> 00:14:04,740 (CROWD CHEERING) 313 00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:08,253 Here's a new concoction, straight from my lab! 314 00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:12,191 MR. BUTLERTRON: I am a real boy! 315 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,424 Who's getting on this hog tonight? 316 00:14:15,493 --> 00:14:17,993 (SCATS) 317 00:14:18,062 --> 00:14:21,500 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 318 00:14:22,766 --> 00:14:25,467 I don't know, Mr. B, it's all the same to me now. 319 00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:28,236 I need something new to stick up my nose. 320 00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:31,073 Maybe money can solve our problems. 321 00:14:31,142 --> 00:14:32,744 Ooh, let's snort that. 322 00:14:36,748 --> 00:14:38,714 (EXCLAIMS) Oh, yeah. 323 00:14:38,783 --> 00:14:41,320 This is some good shit. 324 00:14:42,686 --> 00:14:45,257 -♪ (RAVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -BOTH: More! 325 00:14:47,859 --> 00:14:50,295 Oh, yeah! 326 00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:52,694 -Yeah! -(SCREAMS) 327 00:14:52,763 --> 00:14:54,199 -(SCUDWORTH SNORTS) -(MEOWS) 328 00:14:58,069 --> 00:15:00,739 BOTH: This is Vegas, baby! 329 00:15:03,607 --> 00:15:06,541 ...and when my rich parents jet set around the world, 330 00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:09,144 there's always one thing they forget to pack... 331 00:15:09,213 --> 00:15:11,050 -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -...me. 332 00:15:11,449 --> 00:15:12,514 (WHIMPERS) 333 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,083 Well, this has been a very productive session. 334 00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:18,257 -Now, Joan, it's time. -Send it, JFK! 335 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,623 (ALL GROWL) 336 00:15:21,692 --> 00:15:23,425 This should hold until they get tired 337 00:15:23,494 --> 00:15:26,228 and fall asleep. Uh, zombies sleep, right? 338 00:15:26,297 --> 00:15:30,335 -(GROWLS) -(SCREAMS, PANTS) 339 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:36,406 Don't worry, maybe we can try a-- (GROANS) 340 00:15:36,475 --> 00:15:38,710 Oh, sorry. (GROANS) 341 00:15:40,844 --> 00:15:43,744 Interesting, that raincloud passed through the sunlight. 342 00:15:43,813 --> 00:15:46,281 Meaning the temperature must've momentarily dropped, 343 00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,050 causing my brain to freeze up again. 344 00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:50,519 -Oh, damn! -It's gonna be okay. 345 00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:52,521 We'll stay in the sun forever. 346 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:54,456 My darling, the earth's rotation-- 347 00:15:54,525 --> 00:15:57,893 I know how the Earth works. We'll be okay. 348 00:15:57,962 --> 00:15:59,856 We'll be much better than okay. 349 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:04,232 My brain will concoct-- I said cocked! (LAUGHS) 350 00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:06,869 What? (GASPS) The sun! 351 00:16:06,937 --> 00:16:09,566 No, no! Oh, this is worse than I thought. 352 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,473 Okay, we've gotta keep JFK warm. 353 00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:13,542 Not lukewarm like the fries at In-N-Out. 354 00:16:13,611 --> 00:16:15,278 I'm talking warm warm. 355 00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:16,712 You mean hot? 356 00:16:16,781 --> 00:16:19,281 Yes! Sacagawea. Hot! 357 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:22,885 Now, who's with me? You better be with me! 358 00:16:22,954 --> 00:16:25,654 You help me save my hot, intelligent, 359 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:29,124 and emotionally available boyfriend now! 360 00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:31,026 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(PANTS) 361 00:16:31,095 --> 00:16:32,428 (SCREAMS) 362 00:16:32,497 --> 00:16:35,534 (ALL GROAN) 363 00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,966 (DESERT CANNIBALS GROWL) 364 00:16:38,035 --> 00:16:40,831 -(BOTH PANT) -Okay, you two get outta here. 365 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,805 I got enough meat to keep them occupied 366 00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:44,974 for a while. Now when you find the others, 367 00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:48,743 tell Joan I died the way I lived, protecting my friends 368 00:16:48,812 --> 00:16:51,881 -and never apologizing for it. -We're all getting out of this. 369 00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,052 We gotta climb. 370 00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:55,751 -(ALL GROWL) -ABE: Climb, climb. 371 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,953 What do we climb? Uh, I mean, right. 372 00:16:58,022 --> 00:17:00,923 Okay, that tickles. Oh! That's not a step. 373 00:17:00,992 --> 00:17:04,327 -(ALL GROWL) -(SCREAMS) 374 00:17:04,396 --> 00:17:05,965 Who touched my butt? 375 00:17:06,898 --> 00:17:08,530 Where can we take JFK that's hot? 376 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:11,600 We gotta keep his head warm and his IQ up. 377 00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:14,403 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 378 00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:17,039 CONFUCIUS: Huh! The sun's actually making her paler. 379 00:17:17,108 --> 00:17:20,843 There! We have to go in the Arroyo! 380 00:17:20,912 --> 00:17:22,710 Isn't that where we're not supposed to go? 381 00:17:22,779 --> 00:17:25,113 I don't care! I already lost one male best friend. 382 00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:26,716 I am not losing another. 383 00:17:26,785 --> 00:17:29,421 I've got to save this JFK! 384 00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:34,093 -Warm him up. -GENGHIS KHAN: I'll do my thing. 385 00:17:34,926 --> 00:17:37,959 -(FARTS) -(CHUCKLES) Butt. 386 00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:39,728 It's not working. We need more butts. 387 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:40,996 -(PANTS) -Come on, Harriet! 388 00:17:41,065 --> 00:17:43,566 JFK needs our butts to sit on his face to keep it warm. 389 00:17:43,635 --> 00:17:45,333 No! Leave me. 390 00:17:45,402 --> 00:17:46,801 I would rather freeze to death 391 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:49,505 than stay alive as a fool who thought she found love. 392 00:17:49,574 --> 00:17:50,639 Wait, what? 393 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:53,909 @definitelyahotguy69 was a lie. 394 00:17:53,978 --> 00:17:55,778 If I'm dumb enough to be catfished, 395 00:17:55,847 --> 00:17:58,909 I won't ever find love or make it big. 396 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:02,584 Oh, my God, there's nothing to live for! 397 00:18:02,653 --> 00:18:05,721 I hear you. But there's plenty to live for, 398 00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:08,090 like all those sunsets you love. 399 00:18:08,159 --> 00:18:10,091 Or those high angle pics of pies. 400 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,526 Oh, and what about those squirrel memes 401 00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:12,995 you posts on 'Squirrel Saturdays'? 402 00:18:13,064 --> 00:18:14,196 They're so good. 403 00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:16,264 Especially with that caption you always use, it’s like, 404 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,133 BOTH: "I'm a nut for nuts." 405 00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:19,571 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) It kills me! 406 00:18:22,073 --> 00:18:23,138 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 407 00:18:23,207 --> 00:18:24,472 How would he know all that? 408 00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:28,744 Unless, @definitelyahotguy69 is-- 409 00:18:28,813 --> 00:18:30,574 JOAN: Hey! I need butts over here! 410 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,014 Big ones, regular ones, 411 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,586 -warm butts, now! -We gotta go, Harriet! 412 00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:40,525 ♪ (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 413 00:18:45,696 --> 00:18:46,765 Yeah! 414 00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:52,132 -Wow! -Wow! 415 00:18:52,971 --> 00:18:54,273 (MR. BUTLERTRON STUTTERS) 416 00:18:55,307 --> 00:18:57,342 -Ooh! -Huh? 417 00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,013 -(BREATHES HEAVILY) -(MR. BUTLERTRON SCREAMS) 418 00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:05,985 Oh! Ow! Ow! 419 00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:07,552 (SCREAMS) 420 00:19:08,986 --> 00:19:09,989 (SCUDWORTH GRUNTS) 421 00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:13,153 (BOTH GROAN) 422 00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:22,162 -(EAGLE SCREECHING) -(GROANS) 423 00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:25,496 Where-- where am I? 424 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,102 (WOLVES HOWLING) 425 00:19:27,171 --> 00:19:29,471 Wait a minute! We never went to Vegas. 426 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:34,175 -It was a mirage after all. -(BOTH LAUGH) 427 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:39,114 We must have passed out due to heat exhaustion, Wesley. 428 00:19:39,183 --> 00:19:41,149 I'm sorry for snorting you up. 429 00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:43,285 -Me, too. -Look at us, 430 00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:45,320 dying in the desert like a couple of goofs. 431 00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:48,791 I can leave if you still prefer dying alone. 432 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,526 Yes, thank you, Mr. B. But in a minute. 433 00:19:51,595 --> 00:19:55,134 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(SIGHS) 434 00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,201 JOAN: All right, Genghis, I think that's enough. 435 00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:02,304 Come on, smart JFK, stay with me. 436 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,005 I have one final wish. 437 00:20:04,074 --> 00:20:05,808 It's clear you're meant to be 438 00:20:05,877 --> 00:20:08,376 with someone who's more than a consensual 439 00:20:08,445 --> 00:20:09,645 sexual intercourse partner, 440 00:20:09,714 --> 00:20:12,548 someone you can both be in bed with 441 00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:14,616 and be in mental bed with. 442 00:20:14,685 --> 00:20:17,986 For I will never break up with you. 443 00:20:18,055 --> 00:20:22,524 Alas, you must break up with me. 444 00:20:22,593 --> 00:20:25,928 No, I can't! I won't lose you! 445 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:27,732 There's one last thing I must say. 446 00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:30,633 What is it, JFK? 447 00:20:30,702 --> 00:20:35,270 You must sit on my face! 448 00:20:35,339 --> 00:20:36,738 -(ALL LAUGH) -(LAUGHS) Sex joke. 449 00:20:36,807 --> 00:20:38,674 -You guys hear that? (LAUGHS) -(ALL LAUGH) 450 00:20:38,743 --> 00:20:41,343 I know, funny, right, Joan? What? 451 00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:46,285 Oh, babe? Are your, er, uh, eyes peeing? 452 00:20:46,884 --> 00:20:48,216 Hmm? 453 00:20:48,285 --> 00:20:51,920 -(GIGGLES, GROWLS) -(THUNDER RUMBLING) 454 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,689 -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -No, it's raining. 455 00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:55,090 That will cause a flash flood, 456 00:20:55,159 --> 00:20:58,964 and we're in the Arroyo. That is exactly what not to do. 457 00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:01,633 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 458 00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:06,168 -(ALL GROWL) -(SCREAMS) No! Don't eat me! 459 00:21:06,237 --> 00:21:08,640 Don't eat me! Wait a minute. 460 00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:13,241 You aren't cannibalistic zombies? 461 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,310 You're just drunk, old, leathery people 462 00:21:15,379 --> 00:21:17,012 in loose vacation wear? 463 00:21:17,081 --> 00:21:20,415 Hey, we're not old. We're 31, we just love the sun. 464 00:21:20,484 --> 00:21:23,285 Well, you look older, like, uh, 43. 465 00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:25,754 And we're not people, we're divorcees. 466 00:21:25,823 --> 00:21:27,790 You see, we broke up with our partners 467 00:21:27,859 --> 00:21:29,558 and best friends who are all stubborn 468 00:21:29,627 --> 00:21:31,060 and wanted us to apologize. 469 00:21:31,129 --> 00:21:34,096 We left them to roam the desert, where we eat chips and guac, 470 00:21:34,165 --> 00:21:36,097 and drink sneaky margs at art galleries. 471 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:39,468 Got this for only 7,000 dollars. 472 00:21:39,537 --> 00:21:41,236 But why were you chasing us? 473 00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:43,471 We just wanted to invite you to our art show. 474 00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:46,975 -The theme is turquoise. -♪ (HARP CORDS PLAYING) ♪ 475 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:50,112 Maybe it is better to apologize to your best friend, 476 00:21:50,181 --> 00:21:51,816 even though you know you're right. 477 00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:54,049 (BOTH SIGH) 478 00:21:54,118 --> 00:21:56,618 I need to get to Arroyo Fest right now. 479 00:21:56,687 --> 00:21:58,687 Arroyo Fest? Why didn't you say that? 480 00:21:58,756 --> 00:22:00,488 All Arroyos lead to the Fest. 481 00:22:00,557 --> 00:22:03,693 Oh, just catch the 5:47 flash flood. 482 00:22:03,762 --> 00:22:05,264 Should be coming in soon. 483 00:22:06,964 --> 00:22:08,133 DESERT PERSON: Bye-bye. 484 00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:11,800 (BOTH GRUNT) 485 00:22:11,869 --> 00:22:15,640 (ALL CHEER) 486 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,506 -Arroyo Fest! -Finally! 487 00:22:18,575 --> 00:22:21,076 -(CROWD CHEERING) -I'm gonna debut my cover 488 00:22:21,145 --> 00:22:23,478 of the hottest song on the charts right now. 489 00:22:23,547 --> 00:22:25,648 The songwriters are currently missing. 490 00:22:25,717 --> 00:22:27,483 This goes out to them. 491 00:22:27,552 --> 00:22:29,484 ATTENDEE: We love you, Mila! 492 00:22:29,553 --> 00:22:34,826 ♪ I like the way The party is currently going ♪ 493 00:22:36,927 --> 00:22:42,298 ♪ I like the way The party is currently going ♪ 494 00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:43,698 (ALL SCREAM) 495 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:46,501 Sorry, ladies, got a little case of the accordion legs. 496 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:49,041 It's all grizzy. Cleo and I got this. 497 00:22:55,512 --> 00:22:57,512 Oh, my God. It's been, like, a few hours. 498 00:22:57,581 --> 00:22:59,184 I've probably got so many messages. 499 00:23:03,954 --> 00:23:06,021 -(KEYPAD CLICKING) -(CELLPHONE CHIMES) 500 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:08,157 Oh, your boy is back, baby! 501 00:23:08,226 --> 00:23:10,726 ♪ ("HIGH HOPES" BY AMBER RYANN PLAYING) ♪ 502 00:23:10,795 --> 00:23:12,094 Hey, Joan. 503 00:23:12,163 --> 00:23:15,563 I'm sorry, I didn't tell you about JFK and Harriet earlier. 504 00:23:15,632 --> 00:23:18,166 As your best friend, I should have known better. 505 00:23:18,235 --> 00:23:20,903 And hopefully, one day, we can become friends again. 506 00:23:20,972 --> 00:23:24,576 But until then, I bid you adieu. 507 00:23:25,642 --> 00:23:29,544 Wow, that's really emotionally intelligent. 508 00:23:29,613 --> 00:23:32,117 You can learn a lot from divorcees. 509 00:23:35,485 --> 00:23:39,091 Hey, Abe, you wanna be friends again? 510 00:23:40,490 --> 00:23:43,691 I would love nothing more. And I have so much 511 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,628 -I want to tell-- -Hey, is your whole party here? 512 00:23:47,697 --> 00:23:52,234 Yes, my whole party is here. God, she's such a bitch. 513 00:23:52,303 --> 00:23:54,437 Well, what are we waiting for then? 514 00:23:54,506 --> 00:23:56,472 Let's get you folks home. 515 00:23:56,541 --> 00:23:58,173 (ALL CHEER) 516 00:23:58,242 --> 00:24:02,277 Hey! Let's join the Mile High Club, hey? 517 00:24:02,346 --> 00:24:06,081 (CHUCKLES) Maybe I can copter a feel of your breasts. 518 00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:13,020 -Whoa! (CHUCKLES) Still got it! -Sure thing, babe. Sure thing. 519 00:24:13,089 --> 00:24:18,530 MILA BRÛLÉE: ♪ I like the way The party is currently going ♪ 520 00:24:20,898 --> 00:24:26,705 ♪ I like the way the party Is currently going ♪ 521 00:24:30,174 --> 00:24:33,709 ♪ Is currently going ♪ 522 00:24:33,778 --> 00:24:40,049 ♪ I like the way ♪ 523 00:24:40,118 --> 00:24:43,722 ♪ This party Is currently going ♪ 524 00:24:44,722 --> 00:24:48,256 ♪ Is currently going ♪ 525 00:24:48,325 --> 00:24:54,563 ♪ I like the way ♪ 526 00:24:54,632 --> 00:24:56,998 ♪ This party Is currently going ♪ 527 00:24:57,067 --> 00:25:00,601 ♪ I like the way This party is currently going ♪ 528 00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:04,239 ♪ I like the way This party is currently going ♪ 529 00:25:04,308 --> 00:25:08,113 ♪ I like the way I like the way it ♪ 530 00:25:09,013 --> 00:25:11,316 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪