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-♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-ABE LINCOLN: Tonight
on a very special Clone High.

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An epic tale so ground-breaking,
so powerful,

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there aren’t enough award shows
on the planet

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to adequately celebrate
this absolute treasure

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of a cartoon.

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So, if you’ve been thinking
about creating an award show,

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you should do it today.

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And now, without further ado,

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we proudly present,
for your consideration,

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Clone High’s paradigm shifting
opus, entitled,

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“For Your Consideration.”

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(WHISPERING) Let's watch.

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(WAVES SPLASH)

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♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)

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(BOAT CREAKING)

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♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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SHADOWY FIGURE LESLIE:
As is custom

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at our Annual Board
of Shadowy Figures Crab Fest,

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we open the floor to questions,
requests, suggestions,

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and funny stories.

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-(GRUNTS)
-LESLIE: If you wish

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to speak this year,
you may do so now.

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Uh. I have something!

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Allow me to present to you
my lifelong ambition...

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Cloney Island.

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Once, "Operation Spread Eagle"
is complete,

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I would like to formally request
control of all remaining clones,

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-in order that I may--
-LESLIE: Sorry.

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Do you have crab stuck
in your teeth?

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Uh. What?

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I don’t feel anything.
Oh, did I get it?

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Is it here? There? Over here?
Oh, gosh, buttery crab fingers.

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Ugh! Disgusting.

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Well, that wraps up
another successful crab-fest!

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To spreading our eagles!

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SHADOWY FIGURES:
To spreading our eagles!

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CANDIDE SIMPSON: (GRUNTS)
Hate shellfish.

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(GRUNTS) Mr. B!

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How dare you not tell me,
I have crab in my teeth!

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Of course, they didn't
take my request seriously!

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I had crab sticking out
from my incisors.

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But I put a note on your--

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Oh! You put a note
on absolutely nothing!

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You promised to look out
for my teeth

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while I made my very
important proposal,

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and yet you broke that promise!

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What?

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What about your promise
to me?

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Wesley.

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What promise?

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The dramatic, epic,
and award worthy promise

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you made all those years ago?

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Oh, yes, that!

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Why would I ever need to keep
such an enormous promise to you?

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You're just a hunk of metal
with no soul!

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How dare you?

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(PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH GRUNTS)

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A lie! It was all a lie.

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(GRUNTS)

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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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-(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
-(ROBOTIC SIGH)

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JOAN OF ARC:
You dropped something.

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-Oh, hi, Joan.
-Hey, Mr. B.

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Can we talk?

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I don't know what to do.

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I'm just so devastated
about my breakup with JFK.

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I miss having someone
who loves me no matter what.

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You know what I mean?

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Yes, I do. Wesley.

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I've been seeking companionship

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with people
my whole life, Wesley.

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But no more, Wesley.

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Hey, why do you always
call people Wesley?

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It's a long, epic,
and award-worthy story.

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Wesley.

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(YOUNG WESLEY CHUCKLES)

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Tomorrow,
we're gonna get baptized!

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It'll be the best day
of our lives!

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♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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Boy golly, I sure am hungry,
identical twin brother.

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Me too.

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What do you say we rustle up
somethin' to eat?

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I don’t wanna go
in there by myself.

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I’d never let you do anything
by yourself!

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You’ve always got me
by your side. Always!

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Now, let’s scooch.
Ham’s a-callin’!

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(CHUCKLES)

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-(GUNSHOTS)
-I told y’all for the last time

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to stay outta my ham patch!

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-(GUNSHOTS)
-Ow!

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You identical twins
are gonna be in big trouble!

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I’m gonna call your parents
Leslie and Presley

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to tell them what you’ve done!

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♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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(BOTH MUNCHING)

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I can’t wait to go to Heaven.

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It’ll be such a beautiful reward

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for this hardscrabble
life of poverty.

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At least, we have each other.

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I promise, I’ll never leave
your side on Earth,

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or in Heaven, and a promise
between brothers is...

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-Forever.
-Forever.

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Oh, Saint Christopher!
We better get home!

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We got chores to do!

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-(WHISTLES)
-♪ (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(HORSE HOOVES CLOMPING)

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(HORSE NEIGHING)

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(MOOS)

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You identical twins
finish your chores?

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Yes, Pa. We shaved the cows,
shot all the rabid dogs,

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collected dust for coffee,
and said our anti-witch prayers.

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-That’s good, Besley.
-I’m Besley!

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, I can never tell
you identical twins apart!

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Now, go wash up.

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Remember what tomorrow is?

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♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(INHALES) Hallelujah!

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-I’m saved!
-(BIRDS CHIRP)

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I wanna die so bad now!

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Your turn, Besley!

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Get baptized, so we can
be together forever in Heaven!

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-Goodie! Heaven, here I com--
-Oh, no, no, no! Not you!

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Don’t get in that water.
You’ll get all rusty.

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But I want to go to Heaven.

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You can’t go to no Heaven,
on account you're a robit.

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And robit’s ain't got no souls.

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-I’m a robit?
-♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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Gasp.

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But-- But he’s
my identical twin brother!

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Oh, don’t be a fool now.

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Didn’t you notice
his mediocre British accent

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and that we shovel coal
into his butt?

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(BEEPING)

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-Does not compute!
-It don’t compute one bit!

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Boo-hoo! Hoo!

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Besley, please don’t cry!
Here, wipe your eyes.

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But it-- It's-- it’s dry?
Uh. I don’t understand.

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Robots can’t cry.

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-No!
-(METAL CLANGING)

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(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

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-(WHIMPERS)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)

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Huh? Huh?

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LESLIE: Hey, we thought you knew
you was a robit.

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What, with your
metal skin and all.

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But, you could never tell us
identical twins apart!

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Oh, that was just a fun game,
like “I got your nose.”

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I thought you did have my nose!
Oh, God! I have no nose!

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-(SOBS)
-(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

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Goodbye, Mother--
I mean, woman who purchased me.

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Wait! Don’t go.

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Before I give you
this pillow I embroidered.

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-(SIGHS)
-(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

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No! Don’t leave me!
What about our brother promise?

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I’m not your brother.

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You don’t have
to pretend anymore.

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But, we’re gonna
be together forever!

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I can’t go
to Heaven with you, Wesley.

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I’m a robot! I have no soul!

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I don’t even have a nose!

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We can figure all that out.

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No, just leave me alone!

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I hate you and I never
want to see you again!

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-Go! Go on! Get! Get outta here!
-(GASPS)

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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(WHIMPERS)

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MR. BUTLERTRON: Goodbye.

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-Wesley.
-(CRIES)

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It was the hardest thing
I ever had to do.

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Breaking up with JFK
was the hardest thing

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I’ve ever had to do.

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But I know
I did the right thing.

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(SIGHS) It’s hard to admit,

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but I never really stopped
having feelings for Abe.

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You should always tell
those you love the truth.

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JOAN: I can’t.

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I just broke up with JFK.
He’ll think I’m a whore.

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JOAN: (ECHOEING)
He’ll think I’m a whore.
He’ll think I’m a whore.

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He’ll think I’m a whore.

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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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Hey, whore!

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-Thanks for the whore job.
-(COINS CLINGING)

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Here’s six dollars.

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But we agreed
on eight dollars and a hug.

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SCUMBAG: Hey! See you next week!

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-(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
-Cough, cough, cough.

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(SIGHS)

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-(SIREN WAILING)
-(CARS HONKING)

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♪ ("MAYBE"
BY SELECTRACKS PLAYING) ♪

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-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
-♪ Maybe ♪

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-♪ It's my fault for caring ♪
-(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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♪ Maybe I held you to my gun ♪

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(GRUNTS)

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B. Your rent’s late again!

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This is your last warning
or you’re out on the street.

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Typical robot.

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Oh, and you got another letter
from that brother of yours.

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I have no brother.

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-I have no family.
-(ELEVATOR BELL RINGS)

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Man! You must have a dark past.

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But thankfully,
it doesn’t haunt you,

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because robots can’t be haunted

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on account of having
no soul at all.

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(WIND WHOOSHING)

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♪ (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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What’s shakin’, hot stuff?

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It’s me,
your favorite sex client.

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Hi, Purity.

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Let me just recharge

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and I will get right
to performing sexual favors.

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Sorry I’m running late.

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I’m late too.

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On my men-u-stration.
You’re gonna be a daddy, Mr. B.

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-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-What?

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You heard me.

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Oh! Lil guy’s already kickin'.

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(STATIC BUZZING)

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Finally, something to live for.
A family.

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PURITY: Oh, you're crying?

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It’s just ceiling juice.

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MR. B: We were happy
for a time.

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♪ (“SCOOBIDOO LOVE” BY
CHARLIE STEINMANN PLAYING) ♪

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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-(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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♪ It is such a good night
To kiss ♪

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♪ It is such a good night
To dance ♪

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♪ It is such a good night
To scoobidoo-doobidoo ♪

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♪ Scoobidoo-doobidoo ♪
♪ Scoobidoo-doobidoo love ♪

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(GROANS)

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(STATIC BUZZING)

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-(CRIES)
-(GASPS)

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♪ It is such a good night
To kiss ♪

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♪ It is such a good night
To dance ♪

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♪ It is such a good night
To Scooby-Doo doobidoo ♪

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♪ Scooby-Doo doobidoo ♪
♪ Scooby-Doo doobidoo love ♪

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-♪ (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Honey, I’m home.

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Back early
from my overnight shift

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at the airplane ashtray factory.

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00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:19,335
-Gasp.
-(SCREAMS)

243
00:11:19,404 --> 00:11:25,275
How could you? And with a VCR!

244
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:26,509
Exactly.

245
00:11:26,578 --> 00:11:29,912
And it’s the best kind of VCR,
a Betamax.

246
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,509
And unlike you,
it gives me good loving

247
00:11:32,578 --> 00:11:35,518
and will never ever
go out of style.

248
00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:37,786
Oh, yeah. That’s it, baby!

249
00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:41,591
I see it now,
our son is not even mine!

250
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,395
Be Kind! Rewind!

251
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,228
You knew who I was
when you met me!

252
00:11:46,297 --> 00:11:49,132
A woman who loves sex
with many types of electronics!

253
00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:52,662
Yeah. Now get outta here,
I’m about to eject!

254
00:11:52,731 --> 00:11:54,570
-(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
-(PURITY MOANING)

255
00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:58,240
VCR: Oh, yeah. Right there.
(GRUNTS)

256
00:11:58,309 --> 00:12:01,210
-Oh, God, that was insane!
-(PURITY BREATHING HEAVILY)

257
00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:03,745
MR. B: There was only
one place I could go.

258
00:12:03,814 --> 00:12:06,685
The place I should’ve gone
a long time ago.

259
00:12:07,986 --> 00:12:12,855
Take me to Wesley.

260
00:12:12,924 --> 00:12:15,627
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

261
00:12:17,395 --> 00:12:19,898
In his name we pray...

262
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:23,435
Amen.

263
00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:25,234
Besley?

264
00:12:25,303 --> 00:12:29,175
Know anywhere an old hunk of
metal can plug in for a spell?

265
00:12:31,809 --> 00:12:34,978
What about Ma and Pa?
Uh. I mean Leslie and Presley--

266
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:36,179
Are they?

267
00:12:36,248 --> 00:12:38,780
Gone. Died of natural causes.

268
00:12:38,849 --> 00:12:41,450
From injuries sustained
from that train what hit ‘em.

269
00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:43,687
MR. B: People always said
they were wrong to build a house

270
00:12:43,756 --> 00:12:46,022
on train tracks.

271
00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:48,090
I hope you haven’t been alone
this whole time.

272
00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:51,227
I’m always alone.

273
00:12:51,296 --> 00:12:54,530
Cockypop! You’ll never
be alone again.

274
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:58,300
I swear on my kids,
Chesley, and Resley, and Fesley.

275
00:12:58,369 --> 00:13:02,071
I even named my youngest
after you, Mr. Butlertron.

276
00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:05,508
She’s a real beauty.
You gotta meet ‘em!

277
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:10,512
(SNIFFS) I don’t need it.
Robots can’t cry.

278
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,316
I’m not worthy
to meet your children, Wesley.

279
00:13:13,385 --> 00:13:15,484
My life has been one of shame.

280
00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:20,123
As previously established,
I have no soul.

281
00:13:20,192 --> 00:13:22,261
Well then how’s about
we get you one?

282
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,394
Baptism.

283
00:13:25,463 --> 00:13:26,965
♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

284
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,201
(WAVES CRASH)

285
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,369
Why are we going out so far?

286
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:38,140
Well, baptizing a robot’s
gonna take tons of water.

287
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:40,076
After we get you a soul,

288
00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:43,780
we will always be together
on Earth...

289
00:13:43,849 --> 00:13:46,681
-And in Heaven.
-And in Heaven.

290
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:50,720
Just let me put on
my rustproofing spray.

291
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,856
I’ve never been so happy.

292
00:13:52,925 --> 00:13:55,725
Now, let me hold you, just so...

293
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,464
(BOTH GRUNTING)

294
00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,596
(WESLEY SCREAMS)

295
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:05,334
(EXHALES) Help!
Besley, I can’t swim! (GRUNTS)

296
00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:08,271
-MR. B: No! No! No! Wesley.
-(WESLEY GROANS)

297
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:13,743
Wait, I got you! Oh, no!
Quick! Grab my claw, brother!

298
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,412
(GRUNTS)

299
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,185
I’ll see you in Heaven.

300
00:14:20,285 --> 00:14:23,853
-But I’m not baptized!
-(MUFFLED GROANS)

301
00:14:23,922 --> 00:14:26,953
Please don’t die!

302
00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:35,264
-(WHIMPERS) Wesley!
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)

303
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:40,572
Oh, God! Why!

304
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,907
♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

305
00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:45,644
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

306
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:54,612
Hop in.

307
00:14:54,681 --> 00:14:56,122
♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

308
00:14:59,386 --> 00:15:00,926
(HORN HONKING)

309
00:15:02,994 --> 00:15:04,093
(GLASS SHATTERS)

310
00:15:04,162 --> 00:15:08,564
Oh, no!
We’re gonna get so grounded!

311
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:11,233
I don’t think Mom and Dad
are going to ground us.

312
00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:13,636
'Cause they’re
gonna kill us first!

313
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,472
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

314
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:20,143
-Oh, Wesley, this is a pickle.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

315
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:23,580
-No, it’s a baseball.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

316
00:15:23,649 --> 00:15:25,447
My favorite window!

317
00:15:25,516 --> 00:15:27,183
-It’s broken.
-(AUDIENCE GASP)

318
00:15:27,252 --> 00:15:31,620
It’s my fault, sir.
I broke the window.

319
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:35,457
-I’m such a clumsy robot.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

320
00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:38,693
-You’re fired, Mr. Butlertron!
-(AUDIENCE GROANING)

321
00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:43,766
Wait! It’s our fault,
we broke the window, not Mr. B.

322
00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:47,703
-We’re so sorry.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

323
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,838
You told your loved one
the truth.

324
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:53,742
That’s another theme
in this whole-- (SCREAMS)

325
00:15:53,811 --> 00:16:00,616
-Error! My ball-bearings! Error!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

326
00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:02,554
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER STEREO) ♪

327
00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:05,891
(SNORTS)

328
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,093
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-Who’s there? I’ve got a gun!

329
00:16:11,162 --> 00:16:13,830
I just can’t find it right now!

330
00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:14,900
(DOOR CREAKS)

331
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,099
Who sent you?

332
00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:19,102
I won that
Battle of the Network Stars

333
00:16:19,171 --> 00:16:20,502
fair and square!

334
00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:25,541
I j... I just saw you on
television. (BREATHES HEAVILY)

335
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:30,346
See, I recognized you
as Mr. Butlertron model 8133B.

336
00:16:30,415 --> 00:16:32,081
I was sure they’d all
been destroyed

337
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,583
during the Ford Administration.

338
00:16:33,652 --> 00:16:35,384
And yet, here you are.

339
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:40,956
And yet, here I am.
Now, get out of my face-plate.

340
00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:44,194
Please. I’m desperately
in need of your services.

341
00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:46,428
(LAUGHS)

342
00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:49,130
You want me to work for you?

343
00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:52,135
What could you possibly offer me
that I haven’t already got?

344
00:16:52,204 --> 00:16:56,473
I’m a multi-camera situation
comedy star.

345
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:57,907
(SCREECHES)

346
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,877
I can offer to make you
a part of this.

347
00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:02,244
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

348
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,349
(MR. B GASPING)

349
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,286
(GIGGLES)

350
00:17:07,786 --> 00:17:10,686
A family.

351
00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:13,589
No! They’re baby clones
of historical figures

352
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,827
so I can start
a clone theme park.

353
00:17:16,527 --> 00:17:19,996
Wait. You can clone people?

354
00:17:20,065 --> 00:17:21,264
Of course, I can!

355
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,766
Then I will give up
my fulfilling Hollywood life

356
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,168
and come work for you.

357
00:17:25,237 --> 00:17:27,969
But, I need you to make me
a promise.

358
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:32,008
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-You’ll clone one more person.

359
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:35,310
Your life has been
so epic and award-worthy.

360
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,913
Meanwhile, I have no one.
I’m all alone.

361
00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:42,488
There is still someone
you can always count on.

362
00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:44,253
You, Mr. B?

363
00:17:44,322 --> 00:17:47,589
What? No. You.

364
00:17:47,658 --> 00:17:49,792
Don’t put your trust
in other people.

365
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:50,993
They’ll only let you down

366
00:17:51,062 --> 00:17:53,399
until eventually
you can’t take it anymore.

367
00:17:58,403 --> 00:18:00,839
Hey. Don’t cry, Mr. B.

368
00:18:03,507 --> 00:18:07,346
Oh, never mind. It was Au Jus
from that prime rib sandwich.

369
00:18:08,681 --> 00:18:10,379
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

370
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:15,117
-(DOOR CREAKING OPEN)
-Goodbye, Joan.

371
00:18:15,186 --> 00:18:17,954
Goodbye, Mr. B.
Thanks for the advice.

372
00:18:18,023 --> 00:18:20,126
Hey, wait.
Your battery’s getting low.

373
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:22,228
(BEEPING)

374
00:18:22,694 --> 00:18:24,530
I know.

375
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:29,868
(DOOR OPENS)

376
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:37,539
Last Stop, Jumpers Cliff,
named for Bonnie Jean Jumper,

377
00:18:37,608 --> 00:18:40,576
who invented jumpers,
or as we call them today,

378
00:18:40,645 --> 00:18:42,414
rompers or one-pieces.

379
00:18:43,114 --> 00:18:45,148
Okay, end of the line.

380
00:18:45,217 --> 00:18:49,288
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-(BUS REVERSE INDICATOR BEEPING)

381
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,759
(WAVES SPLASHES)

382
00:18:58,563 --> 00:19:01,767
Oh, God, why is life so hard?

383
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,333
Huh! I’m sorry.
Were you going to jump?

384
00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:05,869
I didn’t mean to cut in line.

385
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:08,037
I’m not here to jump.

386
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,339
I’m here to stare
into the sunset

387
00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:13,876
and let my battery power down.

388
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,015
Forever.

389
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,484
But there is a line over there.

390
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,450
Oh. That’s a lot of people.

391
00:19:21,519 --> 00:19:23,819
That’ll take all day!
You know what? Forget it.

392
00:19:23,888 --> 00:19:26,492
Life’s too short,
you know what I mean? (WHISTLES)

393
00:19:29,328 --> 00:19:30,862
(BEEPING)

394
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:38,604
♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

395
00:19:45,544 --> 00:19:47,779
(WEAKLY) Wesley.

396
00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:51,414
(POWER SHUTS DOWN)

397
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,453
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

398
00:19:58,123 --> 00:19:59,989
SCUDWORTH:
You’re not going anywhere,

399
00:20:00,058 --> 00:20:01,193
Mr. B.

400
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,133
I owe you an apology.

401
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:10,233
You did try to tell me,

402
00:20:10,302 --> 00:20:13,101
but the note must have gotten
stuck on my shoe

403
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:16,873
and I didn’t see it until I went
to change into my house clogs.

404
00:20:16,942 --> 00:20:18,841
What do you say, old pal?

405
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,744
Will you forgive
an old turkey-lurkey

406
00:20:20,813 --> 00:20:22,612
and come on home?

407
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,080
-No.
-Why not?

408
00:20:25,149 --> 00:20:27,250
For the simple, epic
and award-worthy reason

409
00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:29,919
that I’m unable to trust
a single soul.

410
00:20:29,988 --> 00:20:32,922
Because I have no soul.

411
00:20:32,991 --> 00:20:34,790
Don’t you realize?

412
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,258
I’m a scientist!

413
00:20:36,327 --> 00:20:39,728
I don't have a soul!
The clones don't have souls!

414
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:42,632
They’re just
horny science experiments!

415
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,166
We’re all soulless.

416
00:20:44,235 --> 00:20:47,070
Together! And so is he.

417
00:20:47,139 --> 00:20:51,074
-(GIGGLES)
-(GASPS) Wesley!

418
00:20:51,143 --> 00:20:53,875
I made you a promise
when you came to work with me.

419
00:20:53,944 --> 00:20:58,647
But today you said you never
intended to keep your promise.

420
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,249
That’s because
I was too embarrassed

421
00:21:00,318 --> 00:21:01,517
to tell you the truth.

422
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,219
Been trying to do this
for years,

423
00:21:03,288 --> 00:21:04,820
but I’m such a goofus!

424
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,559
And I kept confusing my own
hair clumps with Wesley’s.

425
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,658
I kept cloning myself!

426
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,126
And then I had to murder
the clones of me.

427
00:21:12,195 --> 00:21:16,668
This was the last Wesley hair.
I did it! Your brother is alive.

428
00:21:17,336 --> 00:21:18,504
(GASPS)

429
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,371
This is the best day of my life!

430
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,442
(SCREAMS)

431
00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:26,512
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

432
00:21:28,046 --> 00:21:29,879
No!

433
00:21:29,948 --> 00:21:31,514
(WHIMPERS)

434
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,549
(GRUNTS) Help me, Mr. B!

435
00:21:33,618 --> 00:21:36,888
My delicate hands
can’t hold on much longer!

436
00:21:43,462 --> 00:21:45,531
(MR. B. GROANING)

437
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:58,373
I promise,
I’ll never leave your side.

438
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,342
On Earth or in Heaven.

439
00:22:00,411 --> 00:22:02,940
And a promise
between brothers is...

440
00:22:03,009 --> 00:22:04,881
-Forever.
-Forever.

441
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,449
Mr. B!
How dare you not tell me

442
00:22:06,518 --> 00:22:07,586
I have crab in my teeth?

443
00:22:09,154 --> 00:22:10,622
(GROANS)

444
00:22:12,857 --> 00:22:13,825
(SCREAMS)

445
00:22:18,631 --> 00:22:19,862
(SCUDWORTH GASPS)

446
00:22:19,931 --> 00:22:23,398
Goodbye again, Wesley.

447
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,600
I was a little worried there

448
00:22:24,669 --> 00:22:26,869
when you flashed
on the crab memory.

449
00:22:26,938 --> 00:22:28,704
Why did you choose me?

450
00:22:28,773 --> 00:22:32,275
I know that Wesley
will go to Heaven.

451
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:34,443
But you and I don’t need to.

452
00:22:34,512 --> 00:22:39,581
Because, we’re already there.

453
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,752
Uh. Wha-- Uh.
I don't understand.

454
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,820
I love those clones.

455
00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:48,591
And I could never leave
what we built together.

456
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,360
We have created quite a family,
haven’t we?

457
00:22:51,429 --> 00:22:54,833
Gasp! A family!

458
00:22:56,467 --> 00:23:01,940
It must be raining
because robots can’t cry.

459
00:23:05,444 --> 00:23:07,513
Or can they?

460
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:11,247
So, are you coming back
to the lab?

461
00:23:11,316 --> 00:23:13,850
Of course, I am.
No way you can handle

462
00:23:13,919 --> 00:23:15,117
the final exciting chapter

463
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:18,485
of "Operation Spread Eagle"
alone.

464
00:23:21,326 --> 00:23:22,859
Can you believe I cried?

465
00:23:22,928 --> 00:23:24,961
You didn’t cry,
that was a malfunction.

466
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:27,596
-No, I totally cried.
-Did not!

467
00:23:27,665 --> 00:23:30,599
-MR. B: I did cry. It was salty.
-(JUMPER SCREAMING)

468
00:23:30,668 --> 00:23:32,168
SCUDWORTH: There’s no magic
in the world.

469
00:23:32,237 --> 00:23:35,304
Robots don’t cry.
Rainbows don’t exist.

470
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:36,839
MR. B: Rainbows do exist.

471
00:23:36,908 --> 00:23:38,840
SCUDWORTH: Okay,
I’ll give you rainbows.

472
00:23:38,909 --> 00:23:41,344
MR. B: I’m telling you,
they were real tears.

473
00:23:41,413 --> 00:23:42,978
SCUDWORTH: Ah, you wish, robit.

474
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,014
MR. B: It was wet
in human style.

475
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,716
SCUDWORTH: Oh, you want
to see crying? Watch this.

476
00:23:46,785 --> 00:23:48,618
(SCUDWORTH MIMICS CRYING)

477
00:23:48,687 --> 00:23:50,319
Ah, see? That was fake!

478
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:51,820
MR. B: So is your hair.

479
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:56,025
SCUDWORTH: Wow, whatever!
I like our repartee.

480
00:23:56,094 --> 00:23:58,630
MR. B: Oh, yes.
It’s quite witty.

481
00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:02,134
♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

482
00:24:20,886 --> 00:24:22,954
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪