1 00:00:00,074 --> 00:00:02,908 -♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -ABE LINCOLN: Tonight on a very special Clone High. 2 00:00:02,977 --> 00:00:05,611 It’s the last day of school and every relationship 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,775 will be put to the ultimate test. 4 00:00:07,844 --> 00:00:10,149 Will Harriet and Confucius survive? 5 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:11,885 What about Cleo and Frida? 6 00:00:11,954 --> 00:00:14,319 Will Abe finally bare his soul to Joan, 7 00:00:14,388 --> 00:00:17,957 or will Topher's blackmail-- I mean White leverage 8 00:00:18,026 --> 00:00:19,858 keep him silenced forever? 9 00:00:19,927 --> 00:00:22,729 Prepare for some answers, people, because this is 10 00:00:22,798 --> 00:00:24,530 a season finale episode. 11 00:00:24,599 --> 00:00:27,199 And you’re gettin’ the good stuff. 12 00:00:27,268 --> 00:00:28,634 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 13 00:00:28,703 --> 00:00:30,502 ♪ ("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG" BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪ 14 00:00:30,571 --> 00:00:31,805 ♪ Way, way back in the 1980’s ♪ 15 00:00:31,873 --> 00:00:34,808 ♪ Secret government employees ♪ 16 00:00:34,877 --> 00:00:37,543 ♪ Dug up Famous guys and ladies ♪ 17 00:00:37,612 --> 00:00:40,545 ♪ And made Amusing genetic copies ♪ 18 00:00:40,614 --> 00:00:43,415 ♪ Then the clones As teens were frozen ♪ 19 00:00:43,484 --> 00:00:46,419 ♪ Thawed out decades later Why? ♪ 20 00:00:46,488 --> 00:00:49,321 ♪ Back for reasons They’re not disclosin' ♪ 21 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:55,594 ♪ Giving high school Another try ♪ 22 00:00:55,663 --> 00:01:01,333 ♪ It’s time to watch Clone High ♪ 23 00:01:01,402 --> 00:01:07,506 ♪ Energetic and engaging Clone High ♪ 24 00:01:07,575 --> 00:01:14,017 ♪ Our angst is entertaining Clone High ♪ 25 00:01:16,151 --> 00:01:17,486 ♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 26 00:01:18,419 --> 00:01:21,287 ♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 27 00:01:21,356 --> 00:01:24,023 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 28 00:01:24,092 --> 00:01:26,993 I finally have lots of friends to sign my yearbook 29 00:01:27,061 --> 00:01:30,363 and fill it with really intimate and important messages, 30 00:01:30,432 --> 00:01:34,000 like "never change" and "keep in touch." 31 00:01:34,069 --> 00:01:36,597 Now, who wants to go first? 32 00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:38,104 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 33 00:01:38,173 --> 00:01:41,374 Mm. Nobody? Really? Abe? 34 00:01:41,443 --> 00:01:43,875 Absolutely! Can I get a whole page? 35 00:01:43,944 --> 00:01:46,212 I just want to tell you everything that’s in my heart-- 36 00:01:46,281 --> 00:01:48,284 Uh-uh-uh. Grumbles? 37 00:01:49,618 --> 00:01:51,320 Uh... I’m busy! 38 00:01:52,253 --> 00:01:54,887 -(MONKEY SCREECHING) -WOMAN: My monkey! 39 00:01:54,956 --> 00:01:56,522 JANITOR: I’ll sign your yearbook. 40 00:01:56,591 --> 00:01:59,025 You’re a lone wolf, just like me. 41 00:01:59,094 --> 00:02:03,166 -JOAN OF ARC: I’m not a-- -(HOWLS) 42 00:02:03,565 --> 00:02:04,964 Lone wolf. 43 00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:08,667 -(MIC SCREECHING) -Sit down you hormonal turds. 44 00:02:08,736 --> 00:02:11,470 Here we are, the last day of the school year. 45 00:02:11,539 --> 00:02:14,706 I’m sure many of you are wondering what’s next? 46 00:02:14,775 --> 00:02:17,576 Well, let us tell you about a magical place 47 00:02:17,645 --> 00:02:19,178 where people sleep four to a room 48 00:02:19,247 --> 00:02:21,881 -and have cereal for every meal. -(CLONES GASP) 49 00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:23,782 What is this magical place? 50 00:02:23,851 --> 00:02:25,617 CANDIDE SAMPSON: ♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪ 51 00:02:25,686 --> 00:02:29,755 ♪ I’m talkin' about college Clone High College ♪ 52 00:02:29,824 --> 00:02:32,457 ♪ Eating bricks of ramen noodles And staying up late ♪ 53 00:02:32,526 --> 00:02:34,221 -♪ Walking in on your roommate ♪ -(SCREAMS) 54 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:35,995 -♪ Trying to-- ♪ -Calculate! I’m doing homework! 55 00:02:36,064 --> 00:02:38,793 ♪ Drinking Jägerbombs Wearing shoes in the shower ♪ 56 00:02:38,862 --> 00:02:40,060 ♪ Convenience store burritos ♪ 57 00:02:40,129 --> 00:02:41,729 -♪ Then puking for an hour ♪ -(RETCHING) 58 00:02:41,798 --> 00:02:43,268 ♪ But you have to get in ♪ 59 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:45,271 ♪ Knock, knock, who’s there? ♪ 60 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:46,475 ♪ College, maybe ♪ 61 00:02:50,245 --> 00:02:52,746 BOTH: ♪ You can go to Clone High ♪ 62 00:02:52,815 --> 00:02:57,149 -♪ University ♪ -♪ University ♪ 63 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,422 (HOLDS NOTE) 64 00:03:00,288 --> 00:03:02,354 Where do I pick up my check, darling? 65 00:03:02,423 --> 00:03:04,789 Get out of here, Ethel Merman. 66 00:03:04,858 --> 00:03:07,492 -(CHEERING, APPLAUDING) -Oh, I can’t wait for college! 67 00:03:07,561 --> 00:03:10,462 College sounds like a place where nothing can go wrong! 68 00:03:10,531 --> 00:03:13,933 Not so fast! Only those who pass the entrance exam 69 00:03:14,002 --> 00:03:15,668 shall gain admittance to college, 70 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,337 because college is like a hot night club, 71 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:21,007 only the finest people get in. 72 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,176 Your test will commence after lunch. 73 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,348 Prepare yourselves! 74 00:03:28,183 --> 00:03:32,752 Sorry. My jazz hands were jazzier in rehearsal. 75 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:33,886 No one noticed. 76 00:03:33,955 --> 00:03:35,421 They were looking at my jazz hands 77 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:38,590 which are inherently more jazzy on account of my arthritis. 78 00:03:38,659 --> 00:03:42,328 Come on, these fingers are always the jazziest. 79 00:03:42,397 --> 00:03:43,962 Now, we need to talk. 80 00:03:44,031 --> 00:03:46,899 Why? Am I getting a promotion for organizing this whole 81 00:03:46,968 --> 00:03:48,668 college entrance exam? 82 00:03:48,737 --> 00:03:50,537 CANDIDE: No. I got you a present. 83 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:51,640 A present? 84 00:03:53,475 --> 00:03:55,141 But these are just my personal belongings 85 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:57,143 hastily tossed into a cardboard box. 86 00:03:57,212 --> 00:04:00,149 CANDIDE: It brings me no joy to say this, but... 87 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:02,181 you’re fired! 88 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:04,884 You are outta here, sucker! 89 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,852 Who has a job? Not you! 90 00:04:07,921 --> 00:04:10,255 -(CRYING HYSTERICALLY) -♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 91 00:04:10,324 --> 00:04:14,326 There, there, sweet principal. It’s not that big of a deal. 92 00:04:14,395 --> 00:04:19,298 -You’re fired, too, Mr. B. -Fuck you! Wesley! 93 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:20,433 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 94 00:04:20,502 --> 00:04:22,001 HARRIET TUBMAN: Aren’t you nervous about the test? 95 00:04:22,070 --> 00:04:23,602 Nah. If I don’t get into college, 96 00:04:23,671 --> 00:04:25,771 I’ll probably just stay home and be rich. I’m good. 97 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,707 But don’t you want to do something more with your life? 98 00:04:27,776 --> 00:04:30,243 Like run a company, or a country? 99 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,478 -Oh, I have people to do that. -You sit your ass down 100 00:04:32,547 --> 00:04:34,579 and take this goddamned test, so we can go to college 101 00:04:34,648 --> 00:04:36,652 and preserve this wonderful, healthy relationship! 102 00:04:38,853 --> 00:04:42,221 Hey, besties! I’m so excited about college, 103 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:44,089 but what if it comes between us? 104 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:47,760 We will always be together. We’re the four amigas, remember? 105 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,563 Huh. I don’t remember that being established, 106 00:04:50,632 --> 00:04:52,064 but it does make me feel better. 107 00:04:52,133 --> 00:04:54,100 Nothing can come between the four amigas, 108 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:57,136 except maybe distance, time, or like a Hunger Games, 109 00:04:57,205 --> 00:04:59,138 or Squid Games type situation. 110 00:04:59,207 --> 00:05:01,941 Yeah! The four amigas will be living our best lives 111 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,908 in the big city! Speaking of which, 112 00:05:03,977 --> 00:05:07,681 where is Clone High College? The brochure is super vague. 113 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,448 It says West Dakota? 114 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:12,085 All right! Take out your number two pencils, 115 00:05:12,154 --> 00:05:15,689 open your booklets to page one, and begin. 116 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:19,862 (CLOCK TICKING) 117 00:05:21,129 --> 00:05:23,530 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 118 00:05:23,599 --> 00:05:25,731 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 119 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,838 -What in the-- (GASPS) -Good luck. You’ll need it. 120 00:05:34,308 --> 00:05:37,643 -(INDISTINCT MURMURING) -(SCREAMS) 121 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,445 -(INDISTINCT MURMURING) -(SCREAMS) 122 00:05:39,514 --> 00:05:41,915 ♪ (HUMS "CLONE HIGH THEME SONG") ♪ 123 00:05:41,984 --> 00:05:44,520 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 124 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,353 -(PANTS) -(COUGHS) 125 00:05:46,422 --> 00:05:47,486 Joan, are you okay? 126 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,954 -MICHAEL BOLTON: Hey there! -Huh? 127 00:05:49,023 --> 00:05:52,724 It’s legendary singer, songwriter, Michael Bolton! 128 00:05:52,793 --> 00:05:55,327 We’re gonna have some fun, sing some songs, 129 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,697 and probably a lot of people are gonna die. 130 00:05:57,766 --> 00:06:00,436 ♪ But we won’t focus on that ♪ 131 00:06:00,869 --> 00:06:02,168 Anywho. 132 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,671 -♪ Welcome to the death maze! ♪ -CLONES: What? 133 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,802 How did he make that sound sexy? 134 00:06:07,871 --> 00:06:09,709 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 135 00:06:09,778 --> 00:06:11,377 (CELLPHONE DINGS) 136 00:06:11,446 --> 00:06:14,113 Did you see? They kept me on the e-vite list 137 00:06:14,182 --> 00:06:16,248 for the death maze watch party! 138 00:06:16,317 --> 00:06:17,883 -This is my event! -(GLASS SHATTERING) 139 00:06:17,952 --> 00:06:22,188 I put the whole thing together, and this e-vite is an e-sult 140 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,523 -to injury! -What if we were to show up 141 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:28,927 with our heads held high, in killer outfits? 142 00:06:28,996 --> 00:06:33,397 You’re right. We could wear outfits that kill Candide. 143 00:06:34,669 --> 00:06:37,036 You know, it has like poison or knives in it or something. 144 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,004 And it’s high waisted. 145 00:06:39,073 --> 00:06:41,274 -♪ (FOREBODING TUNE PLAYING) ♪ -JOAN: Hi, excuse me, Michael. 146 00:06:41,343 --> 00:06:43,742 When you say "death maze," it makes me wonder, 147 00:06:43,811 --> 00:06:47,547 what happens if you don’t make it through the maze? 148 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,747 Here’s the deal. 149 00:06:48,816 --> 00:06:51,451 You have one hour to traverse the terrifying obstacles 150 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,718 of the death maze. 151 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,454 Those of you who reach the end of the maze and hit the buzzer 152 00:06:55,523 --> 00:06:58,023 will be admitted to Clone High College! 153 00:06:58,092 --> 00:06:59,658 Those who don’t, well, 154 00:06:59,727 --> 00:07:01,794 hey, you’ll be saving a ton of money on college. 155 00:07:01,863 --> 00:07:03,933 -(DRUM RIM SHOT) -Your time starts... 156 00:07:04,566 --> 00:07:07,533 ♪ Now ♪ 157 00:07:07,602 --> 00:07:10,770 -♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(CLONES SCREAM, GASP) 158 00:07:10,839 --> 00:07:12,405 -(SCREAMS) -(SCREAMS) 159 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,040 (PANTS) 160 00:07:14,109 --> 00:07:16,942 -(GROANS) -Death maze! 161 00:07:17,011 --> 00:07:20,512 The aforementioned amigas, assemble! We have to move fast! 162 00:07:20,581 --> 00:07:23,983 Confucius, hurry up! The door’s closing! 163 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,580 I gotta tie these babies on tight. I’m not a good runner. 164 00:07:26,649 --> 00:07:29,088 I only do rich people sports, most of them are on horses. 165 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:32,428 -(INDISTINCT CLAMOR) -Oop. Oh, no. Gotta start over. 166 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,295 Harriet! 167 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:39,098 Confucius! You need to be more of a go-getter, okay? 168 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:42,567 -You have to want this, too! -Eh. If I miss it, I miss it. 169 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,436 Now, what comes after bunny ears? 170 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,470 That’s it! I’m breaking up with you! I’m sorry! 171 00:07:47,275 --> 00:07:50,476 Wait, what? Harriet! 172 00:07:50,545 --> 00:07:52,945 Come with me if you want to get to college. 173 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:57,620 And by college I mean, non-stop consensual sex in twin beds. 174 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,524 (GRUNTS) 175 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:06,091 Ugh! Brontë sisters! No! 176 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,031 I’ve made a Jane Error! 177 00:08:09,731 --> 00:08:11,830 (ALL SIGH) 178 00:08:11,899 --> 00:08:14,971 That’s the kind of wordplay they would have loved. 179 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,171 Harr, you okay? I saw you left Confucius behind. 180 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,673 Bold move. I could never do that to Cle-Cle. 181 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:23,403 I made a choice and I’m good with it. 182 00:08:23,472 --> 00:08:26,645 -I’m so good! I am so good! -Guys, hold up. 183 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:29,118 -♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(EAGLE SCREECHING) 184 00:08:31,319 --> 00:08:32,918 Um. What’s that? 185 00:08:32,987 --> 00:08:35,321 JOAN: Ooh! Okay, this must be our first obstacle! 186 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:38,090 FRIDA KAHLO: "A, B, C, D." What does that spell? 187 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,693 -It looks like a Scantron test. -SCANGRADE: Correction! 188 00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:44,596 Scan-grade. The magnificent! 189 00:08:44,665 --> 00:08:47,099 I mean, of all the characters to bring back... 190 00:08:47,168 --> 00:08:48,867 Answer this question. 191 00:08:48,936 --> 00:08:52,204 What is the basis of all strong female friendships? 192 00:08:52,273 --> 00:08:57,710 A, gossip. B, support. C, love. 193 00:08:57,779 --> 00:09:01,681 D, a pair of jeans that travels from person to person. 194 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,649 Duh. It’s a trick question. 195 00:09:03,718 --> 00:09:06,255 There’s no such thing as strong female friendships. 196 00:09:07,889 --> 00:09:12,058 I mean, except for us. The four amigas. Whatever. 197 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,227 Choose C! The answer’s always C! 198 00:09:14,296 --> 00:09:15,761 -(BUZZER BUZZING) -(SCREAMS) 199 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:16,930 (ALL SCREAM) 200 00:09:16,999 --> 00:09:18,197 (LAUGHS MENACINGLY) 201 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,533 MICHAEL: We have our first fallen clone! 202 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,302 ♪ You got death mazed ♪ 203 00:09:22,371 --> 00:09:24,170 (ALL CHEER, LAUGH) 204 00:09:24,239 --> 00:09:26,138 Hello, everyone! Such a lovely event. 205 00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:28,974 Excuse our most fashionable lateness. 206 00:09:29,043 --> 00:09:33,513 I hope the toilets are working because shit's about to go down. 207 00:09:33,582 --> 00:09:35,348 -(GULPS) -Well done, Candide. 208 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:38,785 "Operation Spread Eagle" is really spreading out nicely. 209 00:09:38,854 --> 00:09:41,052 And I’m sure you did this all by yourself 210 00:09:41,121 --> 00:09:43,892 because you are very unpleasant to be around. Great solo effort! 211 00:09:46,255 --> 00:09:47,393 -What! -(GLASS SHATTERING) 212 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,722 I was the architect of this! 213 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:51,664 I even recorded a Death Maze theme song! It goes like this. 214 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:53,566 (SCATTING) 215 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:57,569 ♪ Yeah, the Death Maze ♪ 216 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:02,241 That’s not my theme song! Bolton! That piece of sh-- 217 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,377 -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Well, we know it’s not C. 218 00:10:05,446 --> 00:10:09,081 -(LAUGHS) Who's next? -How do we pick? 219 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,854 All the choices seem wrong. Like eating at Sizzler. 220 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:18,591 (GASPS) Then we go off menu! 221 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:22,131 The answer’s E! All of the above. 222 00:10:24,432 --> 00:10:25,464 -(ALL CHEER) -HARRIET: Eeee! 223 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:27,734 -Perfect letter for a zip line! -(FRIDA LAUGHS) 224 00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:29,605 No! 225 00:10:30,472 --> 00:10:31,971 (CONFUCIUS GROANS) 226 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,173 Hey guys! Which way should we go? 227 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,236 ♪ (FOREBODING TUNE PLAYING) ♪ 228 00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:38,812 I, er, uh, listen to my butt. 229 00:10:38,881 --> 00:10:41,480 And my butt is telling me to go this way! 230 00:10:41,549 --> 00:10:43,649 Well, I listen to my Adam’s apple, 231 00:10:43,718 --> 00:10:45,317 and my Adam’s apple is telling me 232 00:10:45,386 --> 00:10:46,552 to listen to your butt. 233 00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:49,622 Who cares about what your body parts are telling you! 234 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,123 Harriet dumped me! 235 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,626 (SOBBING) 236 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,961 Well, we should probably get going! 237 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,495 We only have an hour to find our way 238 00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:58,158 through this maze and hit the buzzer! 239 00:10:58,227 --> 00:10:59,866 -(SOBS) -Let him grieve! 240 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:01,700 Getting dumped is horrible! 241 00:11:01,769 --> 00:11:04,003 It feels like a bullet's gone into your head. 242 00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:06,138 You have no idea, Lincoln! 243 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,676 HARRIET: Confucius, help me, sweet daddy long legs! 244 00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:11,611 Harriet! Where are you? 245 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,779 -JOAN: I also need help. -Hmm. 246 00:11:13,848 --> 00:11:15,649 -JOAN: My name’s Joan! -(GASPS) 247 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,651 -That’s Joan! -My Joanie. 248 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,853 She’s not your Joanie anymore! 249 00:11:19,922 --> 00:11:22,087 Uh. She’s not yours either, Abe. 250 00:11:22,156 --> 00:11:24,790 I’m trying to save her! Joan, I’m coming! 251 00:11:24,859 --> 00:11:26,192 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 252 00:11:26,261 --> 00:11:27,997 -Oh, my God. -What? 253 00:11:28,497 --> 00:11:30,562 Do you like Joan? 254 00:11:30,631 --> 00:11:32,532 -Spoiler alert! -Everyone knows that. 255 00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:33,733 ♪ (FOREBODING TUNE PLAYING) ♪ 256 00:11:33,802 --> 00:11:36,368 Outta my way, Lincoln! 257 00:11:36,437 --> 00:11:38,271 -Joan! (GASPS) -HARRIET: Help me! 258 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:41,440 Confufu, I need you! 259 00:11:41,509 --> 00:11:44,944 -Heebie Jeebie babies? -That do impressions? 260 00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:48,481 Oh, Abe. I need your sweet tender kisses. 261 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:51,184 -(BOTH GROWL) -(CLONES SCREAM) 262 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:55,755 -ABE LINCOLN: I'm in its mouth! -(GRUNTS) 263 00:11:55,824 --> 00:11:58,861 -Thanks. -(SOBS, YELLS) 264 00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:01,965 Oh! My crossbody bag! 265 00:12:04,065 --> 00:12:05,192 (GASPS) 266 00:12:05,261 --> 00:12:06,700 ABE: Number two pencils! 267 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,102 They’re so sharp! 268 00:12:09,171 --> 00:12:10,636 CONFUCIUS: I don’t wanna get lead poisoning! 269 00:12:10,705 --> 00:12:12,705 TOPHER BUS: Actually, pencil lead is made of graphite. 270 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,077 ALL: Shut up, Topher! 271 00:12:15,578 --> 00:12:17,046 (PANTS, GRUNTS) 272 00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:20,279 Bounce on my bouncy butt! 273 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:24,551 -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(ALL GRUNT) 274 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,152 Cross on my leggy legs! 275 00:12:27,221 --> 00:12:29,355 (ALL GRUNT) 276 00:12:29,424 --> 00:12:31,557 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 277 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,661 Abe... 278 00:12:33,562 --> 00:12:34,827 (GRUNTS) 279 00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:37,233 ♪ (INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 280 00:12:39,428 --> 00:12:41,034 Hey, we make a really good... 281 00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:43,236 BOTH: Duo of bros who will remain friends 282 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,804 for the rest of our lives! 283 00:12:44,873 --> 00:12:47,139 -(CHUCKLES) -(SHADOWY FIGURES BOOING) 284 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,975 SHADOWY FIGURE LESLIE: We wanted a death maze, 285 00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:51,771 -not a hug labyrinth! -Boring! More deaths, please! 286 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,281 Bring back Scangrade! Now, that’s a real robot. 287 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,349 Screw that test grading scrap metal! 288 00:12:57,418 --> 00:12:58,785 First, she fires me, 289 00:12:58,854 --> 00:13:02,054 then she brings in my nemesis, Scangrade! 290 00:13:02,123 --> 00:13:03,723 And she brought in Michael Bolton! 291 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,524 My nemesis du jour. 292 00:13:05,592 --> 00:13:08,427 We have no choice, but to destroy Candide. 293 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,466 Bring me my death-cessories! 294 00:13:13,302 --> 00:13:15,038 (YAWNS) 295 00:13:15,871 --> 00:13:18,871 They want more violence? They got it. 296 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:21,277 -Time to liven things up a bit. -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 297 00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:27,350 (PLAYING FLUTE) 298 00:13:31,486 --> 00:13:34,586 -(CHEERS) -(CHEERS, GRUNTS) 299 00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:37,990 Oh, no. I killed Bert! I mean, I hate Bert 300 00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:39,892 but I was aiming for Candide! 301 00:13:39,961 --> 00:13:43,229 I’ll call his family. 302 00:13:43,298 --> 00:13:44,931 JOAN: We’re making good time, amigas! 303 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,466 Okay, we still have 34 minutes to hit that buzzer 304 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,534 and then college here we come! 305 00:13:49,603 --> 00:13:52,471 Ooh! The Hall of Extracurricular Activities! 306 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,106 My college counselor said you can never have 307 00:13:54,175 --> 00:13:55,207 too many of these! 308 00:13:55,276 --> 00:13:57,143 (GASPS) We get to choose our own weapon. 309 00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,842 Fun, I love shopping! 310 00:14:00,316 --> 00:14:01,914 (SQUEAKS) 311 00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:04,783 Well, I hope they don’t want us four amigas to fight each other, 312 00:14:04,852 --> 00:14:08,448 'cause we wouldn’t. Nothing can tear us apart! 313 00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:11,157 -Nothing! -Plus, I’d win. 314 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,428 (FLUTE PLAYING) 315 00:14:13,295 --> 00:14:15,498 (LOUD THUDDING) 316 00:14:18,099 --> 00:14:20,299 Whoa, your eyes look crazy, MC. 317 00:14:20,368 --> 00:14:22,602 And not just in that radiation poisoning way. 318 00:14:22,671 --> 00:14:23,907 -(GROANS) -(SCREAMS) 319 00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:27,606 -(SCREAMS) -(SCREAMS) Oh, no! 320 00:14:27,675 --> 00:14:31,843 -Marie Curie, no! -How is this bitch so strong? 321 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,849 -Help! I can’t hold you both! -Frida! I’m slipping! 322 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,420 I’m slipping, too! 323 00:14:38,954 --> 00:14:40,689 -(GRUNTS) -Frida! 324 00:14:42,524 --> 00:14:44,190 -(SCREAMS) -(GRUNTS) 325 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,495 -Joan! Oh! -(JOAN SCREAMING) 326 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,628 -(CRIES) -(CLEARS THROAT) 327 00:14:49,697 --> 00:14:55,234 Oh, God. No. I can’t believe it. I’m so sorry, Joan. 328 00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:57,637 I get it. Sometimes we have to make rash decisions 329 00:14:57,706 --> 00:14:59,672 that we ultimately regret. 330 00:14:59,741 --> 00:15:02,711 But that’s okay. (SOBS) 331 00:15:03,979 --> 00:15:05,444 -♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Oh, my gosh. 332 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,646 -Joan! You’re alive. -(GRUNTS) 333 00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:10,817 -No thanks to you! -I couldn’t hold you both. 334 00:15:10,886 --> 00:15:12,485 You all said we were going to be besties 335 00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:14,387 and do this whole college thing together! 336 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,555 I thought we were the four amigas! 337 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:20,125 But, it’s clearly the three amigas. 338 00:15:20,194 --> 00:15:22,562 I had your back in the multiple choice thing, 339 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,230 but who has my back? 340 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,100 Okay, let’s all just take a quick eight count and-- 341 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,896 Did I save the love of my life over you? 342 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,903 Sure, but you would do the same thing for someone 343 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,772 that you love. JFK, or is it Abe now? 344 00:15:33,841 --> 00:15:35,941 I can’t keep track of your White-girl crushes. 345 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:37,543 Fine. I don’t need you guys. 346 00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:39,782 I have other friends that I’ll go to college with! 347 00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:44,050 Babe, that was hot. 348 00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:46,285 -(GROANS) -(FLUTE PLAYING) 349 00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:49,758 Topher, leave him alone! That’s my best friend. 350 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:53,226 Sorry about that. I don’t know what got into me. 351 00:15:53,295 --> 00:15:57,230 Anyway, Abe, let’s ride! Giddy up, Abe! Hyah! 352 00:15:57,299 --> 00:15:58,998 Why are you letting him order you around? 353 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:01,234 He tried to murder you! 354 00:16:01,303 --> 00:16:03,737 Don’t tell him, Abe. Or else! 355 00:16:03,806 --> 00:16:06,906 -(GASPS) -What’s on this twerp’s phone? 356 00:16:06,975 --> 00:16:09,308 Uh... uh... 357 00:16:09,377 --> 00:16:12,245 He’s blackmailing me. I mean, White leveraging me. 358 00:16:12,314 --> 00:16:14,246 Turns out he’s in love with Joan, too. 359 00:16:14,315 --> 00:16:16,652 What-- But that’s our special thing! 360 00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,857 (GRUNTS) 361 00:16:23,492 --> 00:16:24,823 Thanks, JFK! 362 00:16:24,892 --> 00:16:27,761 You know what the most powerful thing in the world is? 363 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:31,865 -My boohiney? -No. Our friendship. 364 00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:34,028 Although, your rump is very impressive. 365 00:16:34,097 --> 00:16:38,337 JOAN: Abe! JFK! It’s Joan! Can I join your team? 366 00:16:38,406 --> 00:16:41,001 I don’t know if I can do this alone. 367 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:43,843 Joan, Abe has something he’s dying to say to you! 368 00:16:43,912 --> 00:16:45,178 Now’s your chance, bud. 369 00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:46,841 But how do we know it’s really her 370 00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,814 and not one those little Heebie Jeebies? 371 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,315 (GASPS) I got it! 372 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,820 Hi, Joan. What’s my favorite color? 373 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,323 -Red! -Wrong. It’s the Heebie Jeebies. 374 00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:01,260 What? Get out of here! You smell awful and we hate you 375 00:17:01,329 --> 00:17:03,095 and you do bad impressions! 376 00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,068 ABE: Now scram, you hairy monster! 377 00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:09,272 -Hairy monster? -♪ (HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 378 00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:12,505 Fine. I am a lone wolf. 379 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,374 And I’m gonna take myself to college alone. 380 00:17:15,443 --> 00:17:17,743 I don’t need any of those people. 381 00:17:17,812 --> 00:17:21,146 And just like a lone wolf, I’m gonna destroy my enemies. 382 00:17:21,215 --> 00:17:23,119 (DEMONIC VOICE) And piss all over everything! 383 00:17:25,286 --> 00:17:27,456 -(HOWLS) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 384 00:17:30,893 --> 00:17:33,392 ABE: Oh wait, my favorite color is red. 385 00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:36,495 Man, how’d those little Heebie Jeebies know that? 386 00:17:36,564 --> 00:17:41,300 -(GROANS) Ow! -We need to get to that buzzer! 387 00:17:41,369 --> 00:17:43,235 I didn’t give up everything I loved in the world 388 00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:44,737 to not get into this very suspect 389 00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:46,071 and mysterious college. 390 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,044 Hold up. Cleo needs a mirror break. 391 00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:52,011 But we’re not going to college if we don’t keep moving. 392 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,913 What’s the point of college if you can’t be there 393 00:17:53,982 --> 00:17:55,881 with the one you love? 394 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,351 -♪ (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(GASPS) Oh, my God. 395 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,086 I made a terrible mistake! 396 00:18:00,155 --> 00:18:02,054 I broke up with Confucius for not being a go-getter, 397 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,256 but now, all I wanna do is go get him! 398 00:18:04,325 --> 00:18:05,894 (GASPS) Look! Is that... 399 00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:08,728 It’s Confucius’ crossbody bag. 400 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,429 That means he made it into the maze! 401 00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:13,169 -(SCREAMS) -Harriet, No! 402 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,305 Looks like it’s just you and me. 403 00:18:17,271 --> 00:18:18,538 -(GROANS) -(GROANS) Oh, my God. 404 00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:21,344 We're totally falling, too! 405 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,512 Una amiga. 406 00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:26,282 (GRUNTING) 407 00:18:28,684 --> 00:18:30,086 Hey, guys, over here! 408 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,719 Is this the next obstacle? 409 00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:36,990 I don’t know, it looks more like a basketball court. 410 00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:38,090 But we should probably get going. 411 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,292 There’s a time limit on this thing. 412 00:18:39,361 --> 00:18:40,459 Agreed! 413 00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:43,863 -♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(CLONES LAUGHING) 414 00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:47,100 -Downtown! -Touchdown! 415 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,969 -Sky hook! -Spud Webb. 416 00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:51,174 Yeah! 417 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:56,980 Can’t leave on a miss! 418 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,178 -Yeah! -(CLONES LAUGHING) 419 00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:01,547 -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(CLONES SCREAMING) 420 00:19:01,616 --> 00:19:03,819 -(HOWLS) -♪ (HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 421 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,222 (PANTS, GROWLS) 422 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:11,327 (SCREAMS) 423 00:19:12,493 --> 00:19:15,027 -(JOAN GROWLS) -(WHIMPERS) 424 00:19:15,096 --> 00:19:16,963 (SCREAMS) 425 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,631 (GASPS) Peany! 426 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,569 (HOWLS) 427 00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:23,135 (BOTH GRUNT) 428 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,874 Oh, thank you very much. (EXHALES) 429 00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:29,776 (MUNCHES) 430 00:19:29,845 --> 00:19:31,747 (SCREAMS) 431 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,980 -(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 432 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,152 (GRUNTS) 433 00:19:37,986 --> 00:19:39,822 -Right on schedule. -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 434 00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:46,192 How did we kill everyone but her? 435 00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:49,996 My damned astigmatism, once again! 436 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:53,298 We’ll take those poppers to go. 437 00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,701 Um. you guys haven’t paid yet-- (GRUNTS) 438 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,003 (GROANS) 439 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,905 -(GROWLS, PANTS) -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 440 00:19:59,974 --> 00:20:01,374 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 441 00:20:01,443 --> 00:20:02,976 (GRUNTS) 442 00:20:03,045 --> 00:20:04,609 -(PARTY BLOWER TOOTING) -Huh? 443 00:20:04,678 --> 00:20:08,582 That’s it? I did it? Wait. Oh, God. 444 00:20:08,651 --> 00:20:10,119 What did I just do? 445 00:20:13,221 --> 00:20:17,060 Congratulations, foster daughter. Come with me. 446 00:20:19,661 --> 00:20:21,627 I think, it’s time for you to know. 447 00:20:21,696 --> 00:20:24,133 There is no Clone High College. 448 00:20:25,066 --> 00:20:27,901 Wait, what? But, what about the maze? 449 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,568 Michael Bolton? 450 00:20:29,637 --> 00:20:32,137 This competition was a top secret initiative 451 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:33,972 called "Operation Spread Eagle." 452 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:37,010 And to think, this whole time you thought you were a wolf, 453 00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:39,615 but actually, you’re an eagle! 454 00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:42,214 Congratulations, Joan. 455 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,251 You’re going to be the next world leader! 456 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,787 And I’ll be right by your side. 457 00:20:47,856 --> 00:20:49,722 -I’m so confused. -(LIZARD HISSES) 458 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,824 You’re going to love ruling the world. 459 00:20:51,893 --> 00:20:54,394 I’m talking nuclear codes! State secrets! 460 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:55,727 Bottomless shrimp! 461 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,030 Wait, by bottomless do you mean unlimited 462 00:20:58,099 --> 00:20:59,598 or that their tails have been removed? 463 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,001 The best part is, you won’t have to worry 464 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:04,269 about your silly little high school friends. 465 00:21:04,338 --> 00:21:07,873 -Oh, my God, my friends! -Don’t worry, they’re alive. 466 00:21:07,942 --> 00:21:10,109 But they won’t remember you after I zap their minds 467 00:21:10,178 --> 00:21:11,680 with the memory eraser ray! 468 00:21:14,115 --> 00:21:15,682 Just like I did with you guys 469 00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:17,216 -and Gandhi! -Who? 470 00:21:17,285 --> 00:21:19,155 (FREEZER BUZZING) 471 00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:23,655 JOAN: Wait, my friends are alive? 472 00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:25,925 I mean, they’re still selfish jerks, 473 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,460 -but they’re not hurt! -CANDIDE: For now. 474 00:21:28,529 --> 00:21:31,597 I will make them forget everything, including you. 475 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,201 You can fulfill your destiny like the champion you are. 476 00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:37,636 But why do you need to erase their memory? 477 00:21:37,705 --> 00:21:39,739 With no memories, they can start fresh! 478 00:21:39,808 --> 00:21:41,207 We may need to do this again 479 00:21:41,276 --> 00:21:43,307 when something terrible happens to you. 480 00:21:43,878 --> 00:21:44,977 When? 481 00:21:45,046 --> 00:21:47,783 If something terrible happens. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 482 00:21:50,718 --> 00:21:52,752 PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH: Dammit! I missed! 483 00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:56,990 I fell on my nuts. And bolts. 484 00:21:57,059 --> 00:21:58,257 Right on cue. 485 00:21:58,326 --> 00:22:00,192 I knew if I told you that you were fired 486 00:22:00,261 --> 00:22:01,694 you would go on a killing spree, 487 00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:05,197 eliminating all who stood in my way. 488 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:08,504 -SCUDWORTH: So, I’m not fired? -You have tenure, you fool! 489 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,840 ♪ (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 490 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,645 (SIGHS) So many memories... 491 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,081 Confucius, I just want you to know how sorry I am 492 00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:24,217 for breaking up with you. I was wrong. 493 00:22:24,286 --> 00:22:25,950 Just because you’re not ambitious about college 494 00:22:26,019 --> 00:22:27,654 doesn’t mean you’re not driven about the one thing 495 00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:28,822 that really matters. 496 00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:30,022 -Us. -(GASPS) 497 00:22:30,091 --> 00:22:32,158 -Can you forgive me? -I don’t know, 498 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,527 it’s gonna be really hard to forget something like that. 499 00:22:34,596 --> 00:22:36,729 You know we’re going to have our memories erased, right? 500 00:22:36,798 --> 00:22:38,497 Right. In that case... 501 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,132 -let’s consider it forgotten. -(SIGHS) 502 00:22:40,201 --> 00:22:44,704 -I don’t see Joan anywhere. -She must’ve won. Good for her. 503 00:22:44,773 --> 00:22:47,039 You know, if I can’t be with her, 504 00:22:47,108 --> 00:22:48,978 she could do a lot worse than you. 505 00:22:49,611 --> 00:22:51,044 Thanks, JFK. 506 00:22:51,113 --> 00:22:53,947 All I can do is tell her how I feel, 507 00:22:54,016 --> 00:22:55,949 if I remember how I feel. 508 00:22:56,018 --> 00:22:58,184 Since we’re all confessing stuff, 509 00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,551 I’m done being nice! 510 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:02,422 This is how I really feel. Women shouldn’t wear-- 511 00:23:02,491 --> 00:23:04,027 CLONES: Shut up, Topher! 512 00:23:04,726 --> 00:23:05,924 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 513 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:09,262 I forgot all these pivotal life-changing teen memories. 514 00:23:09,331 --> 00:23:11,158 You know why you’ll never make it 515 00:23:11,227 --> 00:23:13,336 in this Shadowy business, Scudworth? 516 00:23:13,863 --> 00:23:16,335 You care too much. 517 00:23:16,404 --> 00:23:19,705 SCUDWORTH: You’re damned right I do. They’re my creations! 518 00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:22,975 My children! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! 519 00:23:23,044 --> 00:23:25,945 You moron! That was your first mistake. Caring. 520 00:23:26,014 --> 00:23:28,815 You should be more like Joan! Put yourself first. 521 00:23:28,884 --> 00:23:30,383 Viciously knock out the competition. 522 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:31,879 And above all, don’t have friends 523 00:23:31,948 --> 00:23:33,219 or care about others-- 524 00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:34,257 (JOAN GRUNTING) 525 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,393 I do care about others! 526 00:23:39,494 --> 00:23:41,364 Now, let’s go save my friends! 527 00:23:42,191 --> 00:23:43,429 SCUDWORTH: Candide, raise your hand 528 00:23:43,498 --> 00:23:45,701 if you think I should help Joan rescue my clones. 529 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,205 SCUDWORTH: That’s a yes. 530 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:52,241 (MACHINE BEEPING) 531 00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:57,613 AUTOMATED VOICE: Memory wipe initiated. 532 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,816 (ALL PANT) 533 00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:09,825 SCUDWORTH: That’s a lot of buttons! 534 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:15,598 AUTOMATED VOICE: Twenty-five percent complete. 535 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,235 (ALL PANT) 536 00:24:20,903 --> 00:24:22,763 AUTOMATED VOICE: Fifty percent complete. 537 00:24:22,832 --> 00:24:24,003 (BOTH PANT) 538 00:24:24,072 --> 00:24:25,270 SCUDWORTH: Gettin’ my steps in! 539 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,707 AUTOMATED VOICE: Seventy-five percent complete. 540 00:24:27,776 --> 00:24:29,412 Memory wipe comp-- 541 00:24:31,379 --> 00:24:32,748 Did I make it in time? 542 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:37,720 -Who are you? -It’s me, Joan of Arc. 543 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,585 You know me! 544 00:24:39,654 --> 00:24:44,490 Joan... I had something I needed to tell someone named Joan. 545 00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:46,826 Mm, I can’t remember what it was. 546 00:24:46,895 --> 00:24:50,833 Oh, no. No, no! No! I’m too late! 547 00:24:56,832 --> 00:24:59,972 -♪ (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -♪ Flipping through a book ♪ 548 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:02,541 ♪ The pages of our lives ♪ 549 00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:07,647 ♪ Just like racing Through a maze ♪ 550 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:09,513 ♪ We're all tangled up ♪ 551 00:25:10,251 --> 00:25:12,686 ♪ Lost inside our minds ♪ 552 00:25:12,755 --> 00:25:17,857 ♪ Bring us back our best days ♪ 553 00:25:17,926 --> 00:25:20,292 ♪ Cutting through the haze ♪ 554 00:25:20,361 --> 00:25:22,729 ♪ A million different ways ♪ 555 00:25:22,798 --> 00:25:27,633 ♪ It's just like starting over ♪ 556 00:25:27,702 --> 00:25:33,939 ♪ Remember to remember The memories ♪ 557 00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:38,011 ♪ Don't forget All the memories ♪ 558 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:44,016 ♪ Remember to remember The memories ♪ 559 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:49,021 ♪ Recall all the memories ♪ 560 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:53,557 I think I’m starting to... remember. 561 00:25:58,066 --> 00:25:59,502 I remember, too! 562 00:26:00,369 --> 00:26:01,500 We all do! 563 00:26:01,569 --> 00:26:04,236 Except for the dinosaur. When did that happen? 564 00:26:04,305 --> 00:26:06,438 Thanks for saving our memories, fam. 565 00:26:06,507 --> 00:26:08,174 We never meant to let you down. 566 00:26:08,243 --> 00:26:10,475 I’m just so glad to have you back! 567 00:26:10,544 --> 00:26:13,640 Joan! I remembered what I was going to tell you before. 568 00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:16,615 It’s big. See, deep down I think I’ve always known 569 00:26:16,684 --> 00:26:19,355 -that you were the o-- -CANDIDE: Not so fast. 570 00:26:21,557 --> 00:26:23,022 (CLONES GASP) 571 00:26:23,091 --> 00:26:25,691 You know the funny thing about yearbooks is, 572 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,964 they only show the good memories. 573 00:26:31,332 --> 00:26:34,133 -♪ (HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -♪ Remember to remember ♪ 574 00:26:34,202 --> 00:26:36,940 ♪ The memories ♪ 575 00:26:38,607 --> 00:26:44,313 ♪ Recall all the memories ♪ 576 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,515 ♪ Remember ♪ 577 00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:52,118 ♪ Remember ♪ 578 00:26:52,187 --> 00:26:53,452 Oh, boy. 579 00:26:53,521 --> 00:26:57,093 Um. Could we get that memory eraser ray going again? 580 00:26:58,093 --> 00:26:59,695 ♪ (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 581 00:27:04,198 --> 00:27:06,733 ♪ Flipping through a book ♪ 582 00:27:06,802 --> 00:27:09,401 ♪ The pages of our lives ♪ 583 00:27:09,470 --> 00:27:14,373 ♪ Just like racing Through a maze ♪ 584 00:27:14,442 --> 00:27:16,145 ♪ We're all tangled up ♪ 585 00:27:16,912 --> 00:27:19,412 ♪ Lost inside our minds ♪ 586 00:27:19,481 --> 00:27:24,383 ♪ Bring us back our best days ♪ 587 00:27:24,452 --> 00:27:26,919 ♪ Cutting through the haze ♪ 588 00:27:26,988 --> 00:27:29,422 ♪ A million different ways ♪ 589 00:27:29,491 --> 00:27:33,462 ♪ It's just like starting over ♪ 590 00:27:34,557 --> 00:27:40,599 ♪ Remember to remember The memories ♪ 591 00:27:40,668 --> 00:27:44,703 ♪ Don't forget All the memories ♪ 592 00:27:44,772 --> 00:27:48,444 -♪ Remember to remember The memories ♪ -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪