1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:01,793 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -NARRATOR: Previously, 2 00:00:01,876 --> 00:00:03,962 on a very special Clone High. 3 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:06,089 Harriet Tubman's got secrets. 4 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,882 She's secret friends with Joan of Arc 5 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,510 who's been banished to the Bleacher Creatures, 6 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,054 and she secretly hooked up with Toussaint Louverture, 7 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:14,848 unbeknownst to Confucius. 8 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,350 Technically, all she did was look at Toussaint, 9 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,394 but the look got pretty X-rated. 10 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,396 In fact it may have been the most graphic 11 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:24,441 eye-on-eye sex scene in the history of animated shows 12 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,192 about high school clones. 13 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,528 And you better believe we're bragging about it. 14 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:29,654 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 15 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:31,489 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(CROWD CHEERING) 16 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:36,202 (GULPS) 17 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:39,831 Er, uh, er, uh... (BURPS) 18 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,833 Yay! 19 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,251 Twenty-two seconds? 20 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,378 That's gotta be some kind of record. 21 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,047 -You think? -No idea. 22 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:48,882 I've never been to a party of this magnitude. 23 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:49,924 -Oh! (GIGGLES) -Whoa! 24 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,259 These ladies know what they like, 25 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,761 and it sure isn't me. 26 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:54,262 -(MOANS) -Not now, girls. 27 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,555 Aw! 28 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,141 What gives, my brother from another beaker? 29 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,268 Hey, you should be partying hard, 30 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:03,772 but you're hardly partying, and you're only partly hard. 31 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,105 Oh, I don't know. 32 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,400 I guess I'm wondering if there's more to life 33 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,027 -than just partying... -Yeah! 34 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:12,113 ...and boning, and railing, and nailing. 35 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,782 But don't forget about banging. 36 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,867 The banging good time we're gonna have 37 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:18,703 at our six-month friend anniversary next week. 38 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,622 Our boy-niversary. 39 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:23,792 (CHUCKLES) Like anniversary, but for boys! 40 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,085 I was gonna wait until then, 41 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:27,587 but it seems like you need this pick-me-up ASAP. 42 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:32,634 "Slut." Like, er, uh, that's me. 43 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:33,968 ABE LINCOLN: I knew you'd get it! 44 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:37,639 -Slut? (GIGGLE) -Still not a good time, girls. 45 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,057 -Aw! -GIRL CLONE: Damn it. 46 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,477 And I got one encapsulating my identity as well! 47 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,978 (ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING) 48 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,939 All right, I warmed up the seat. 49 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:48,191 You go ahead and put some butts in it. 50 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,319 ♪ ("SAID THAN DONE" BY AMBER RYANN PLAYING) ♪ 51 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:55,448 ♪ And done, done, done, done Ready to move on ♪ 52 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,283 ♪ Done, done, done, done ♪ 53 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,495 ♪ I know it's easier said Than done ♪ 54 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:03,498 Whoo! Man! That party went fast! 55 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,334 -♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪ -♪ Way, way back in the 1980s ♪ 56 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:09,378 ♪ Secret government employees ♪ 57 00:02:09,461 --> 00:02:12,298 ♪ Dug up famous Guys and ladies ♪ 58 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:15,218 ♪ And made Amusing genetic copies ♪ 59 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,971 ♪ Then the clones As teens were frozen ♪ 60 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:21,099 ♪ Thawed out Decades later, why? ♪ 61 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,852 ♪ Back for reasons They're not disclosin' ♪ 62 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:30,316 ♪ Giving high school Another try ♪ 63 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:35,989 ♪ It's time to watch Clone High ♪ 64 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:42,120 ♪ Energetic and engaging Clone High ♪ 65 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:48,668 ♪ Our angst is entertaining Clone High ♪ 66 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:52,922 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 67 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,716 Welcome to Cloney Island, the only historical, 68 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,969 clone-themed amusement park in the whole friggin' world. 69 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,180 Try Edgar Allan Poe's Scary-Go-Round. 70 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,222 "Oh, yeah, that's awesome!" 71 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,058 Or the Socra-Tea-Cups. 72 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,392 "Yay, we love that, too!" 73 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:07,020 Win a stuffed animal at the Genghis Khanival. 74 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,438 Or scream your head off 75 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,232 at Mr. Toph's Wild Ride of Genocide. 76 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,401 "This is so fun. I can't decide which one do to do first!" 77 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,070 (YELLS) Who am I kidding? 78 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,572 I don't have enough money to finally build Cloney Island! 79 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,407 It's all about the Benjamins in this world, 80 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,743 -and I only have one! -(HUMS) 81 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,244 That's because all your extra money 82 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:26,581 -goes to Uncle Sam. -Lightbulb! 83 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,708 What if I didn't pay taxes? 84 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:35,090 You would go to jail. Wesley Snipes. 85 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:38,551 If there was only some way to legally not pay taxes. 86 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:42,847 -♪ (CHORAL SINGING) ♪ -Shut the hell up, Prayer Pals! 87 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:45,016 God, I hate religion and the way it's used 88 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,269 to manipulate people and avoid taxes. (GASPS) 89 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:52,816 That's it, Mr. B! I will burn down the school! 90 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:57,112 Why don't you just make Clone High a religious school? 91 00:03:57,153 --> 00:04:00,448 Religion? The opiate of the masses? 92 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:01,616 The flag of violence, 93 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,785 genocide, and colonialism across the globe? 94 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,787 Hoarding the wealth of the impoverished! 95 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,747 And the most heinous crime of all, 96 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,458 -Christian Rock. -(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING) 97 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:13,962 But religious institutions are tax-exempt. 98 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,798 Then amen, baby! 99 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:21,302 Wait, you're turning Clone High into a religious school? 100 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,763 (SCREAMS) Mr. B, you've got to close this door 101 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,307 when we're scheming! That's like rule number one. 102 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:29,894 Fart less. Door stays closed more. 103 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,272 Listen, you two could be a real asset here. 104 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:34,691 We need the entire student body to join Prayer Pals, 105 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,484 so the religion thing seems credible. 106 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,778 As the school's most prominent power couple, 107 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,321 you guys can make it happen. 108 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,117 Organized religion really isn't our thing. 109 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,119 Yeah. What's in it for us? 110 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,622 -What do you want? -Hmm. What do we want, babe? 111 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,000 We want you to make an extra pair of clones of us, 112 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,586 so we can cut class, but still get marked present. 113 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:55,837 That's insane. 114 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,673 I can't just whip up full-grown clones like that. 115 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,175 It's science fiction! 116 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:01,259 We know you've done it, 117 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,094 'cause you left the door open while you did it. 118 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,179 (SCREAMS) 119 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,931 -Fart less. -Oh, you don't have a nose! 120 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,478 Man, you feeling as rough as I am 121 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,271 after that rager last night? 122 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,065 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Yeah, you are! 123 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,026 No, I just sat up thinking about all the sex I've had. 124 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:21,488 To be a fly on the wall of your brain, you slut! 125 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,198 Believe me, when you've had as much as me, 126 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,033 it... (SIGHS) ...loses some appeal. 127 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,536 But you have your virginity. I envy that. 128 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,122 Hey, I would happily let you take my virginity. 129 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,582 Tha-- that didn't come out right. 130 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,125 I'm serious, Abe. 131 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,877 As a Kennedy, statistically speaking, 132 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,587 I've hit the mid-point of my life! 133 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,215 And I'm starting to feel like I want a do-over. 134 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,716 ABE: You listen here! 135 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,135 I know exactly what'll cheer you up. 136 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:48,223 I am planning the boy-niversary of the century for us. 137 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,350 LADY GODIVA: Do you feel empty inside? 138 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,144 You probably know me as the naked lady on the horse. 139 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,562 Lady Godiva? 140 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,398 And for a long time I was. 141 00:05:56,481 --> 00:06:00,860 I was hooked on public nudity. First, it was the Super Bowl. 142 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:04,322 I ran naked in front of over a billion people. 143 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:07,075 If there was a game happening, I was running naked through it. 144 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,368 Baba Booey! 145 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,328 I was turning up nude at dog tracks, 146 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,414 -military funerals... -(EAGLE SCREECHES) 147 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,915 LADY GODIVA: ...smoking lounges, 148 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,208 -truck stops. -(HORN HONKS) 149 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,252 LADY GODIVA: And one day, I ran my naked butt 150 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:20,922 right into a jail cell. And that's where I found God. 151 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:25,385 ♪ (CHORAL SINGING) ♪ 152 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:28,471 Now, I get attention by showing people the light, 153 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,849 instead of my butt cheeks. 154 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,226 If you think something's missing in your life, 155 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,186 come join us for Prayer Pals, 156 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,440 Clone High's most religious club! 157 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,901 Abe, maybe they can fill my empty hole! 158 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,194 (CHUCKLES) Nice one! 159 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:46,281 Oh, uh, that's, er, uh, not a sex joke. 160 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:49,284 Well, where the slut goes, the wing slut follows. 161 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:52,078 Let's get your balls deep in some youth group. 162 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,788 ♪ (ELECTRIC GUITAR TUNE PLAYING) ♪ 163 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,832 The religious inspector is coming tomorrow! 164 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,209 We've only got one day to transform the school 165 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,878 into a house of worship. 166 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,213 We don't have a prayer! 167 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:05,216 No, we've got a whole Christian Rock band. 168 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,635 -Hit it, Dads! -♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 169 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:12,140 ♪ It's a Christian rock song ♪ 170 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:16,811 ♪ That you listen to While you get your prayer on ♪ 171 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:22,150 ♪ A crown of thorns Some rosaries ♪ 172 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,278 ♪ Loaves and fish Down on my knees ♪ 173 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:29,240 ♪ On every wall A holy crucifix ♪ 174 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:34,454 ♪ Jesus had abs, a pack of six ♪ 175 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:37,499 ♪ Oh, oh, oh Don't forget, he carries you ♪ 176 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:40,960 ♪ One set of footprints In the sand ♪ 177 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,047 ♪ Flood an ark In the palm of your hand ♪ 178 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,008 ♪ Say, Cain You reach this for me ♪ 179 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:50,345 ♪ Dear God I'm certainly Abel ♪ 180 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:56,433 ♪ A Blu-Ray of the movie, Doubt To the heavens we do shout ♪ 181 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:59,562 ♪ Moses led the Jews right out ♪ 182 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,649 -Scudworth! -(SCREAMS) 183 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,818 -(GLASS SHATTERING) -What are you doing here? 184 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,028 I'm turning Clone High into a religious school, 185 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,655 so we can avoid paying taxes. 186 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:12,450 That is, by far, 187 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:19,332 the most brilliant...ly bad to the bone... headed 188 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,544 in the right direction... for rejection... 189 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,715 of rejection idea you've ever had! 190 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:30,301 -So you like it? -Of course! I hate taxes. 191 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:33,221 Why do you think I shop here? No sales tax! 192 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,557 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 193 00:08:35,597 --> 00:08:38,601 ♪ And we do it And we do it ♪ 194 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,813 ♪ Forget about our redemption ♪ 195 00:08:41,895 --> 00:08:47,152 ♪ We're getting that sweet Sweet tax exemption ♪ 196 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,404 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 197 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,406 And my parents bought the whole airbrush T-shirt chain 198 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,908 to make up for missing my last three birthdays. 199 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,161 I made this trucker cap last night. 200 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,038 HARRIET TUBMAN: Aw, prayer hands! 201 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,081 It's Pikachu, but it's cool. I'm learning. 202 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,624 GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER: Confucius, you're up! 203 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,168 Oh! Gotta volley that ball. 204 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,087 But first, gotta serve you with a kiss! 205 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,464 (SMOOCHES) 206 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,883 (GROANS) 207 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,721 JOAN OF ARC: I'm so excited, we can be secret friends now, 208 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,098 even though I'm a Bleacher Creature, and-- 209 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,559 Joan, I don't need a recap. I need advice. 210 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:23,521 And I have been feeling so bad since I... 211 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,815 (SHARPLY INHALES) ...I eye-cheated. 212 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,610 (JOAN GASPS) You had sex with someone else? 213 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,279 No, no! I-- I-- I-- I-- I cheated with my eyes 214 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,407 on Confucius with Toussaint. 215 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:37,285 JOAN: Eyes? That doesn't sound so bad. 216 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,287 The eyes are the windows to the soul, 217 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,956 and we penetrated each other's windows! 218 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,125 JOAN: Wow! Okay. Uh. Let's see. 219 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,251 -Joan? -(SCREAMS) 220 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,295 Are you talking to people? 221 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:50,298 Bleacher Creatures only talk to Bleacher Creatures. 222 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,424 Unless it's online. 223 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,427 And we troll anyone who feels good about themselves. 224 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:58,139 Nope! Just telling some authority figures to suck it! 225 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,265 That's right. 226 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:02,394 Yeah, eat a bag of butts, people in power! 227 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,814 I'm picturing powerful people eating butts right now, 228 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,149 and I'm loving it. Nice work. 229 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:13,238 JOAN: Sorry about that. So, do you want my advice? 230 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,572 It better not be to tell Confucius, 231 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,783 because that's the last thing I want to do. 232 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,493 Our relationship is built on trust, 233 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,121 and honesty. That's why I have to deceive him! 234 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:26,251 JOAN: Which is why my advice is, don't tell Confucius? 235 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,628 But I hate feeling guilty! 236 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,631 There's no reason to feel guilty when you have Prayer Pals! 237 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,134 Frida? You're into Prayer Pals? 238 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:37,178 (SCOFFS) Of course I am! I love it! 239 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,722 And I'm not getting my own clone 240 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,682 of myself as payment, if that's your concern. 241 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,808 I love it too! 242 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,269 I also don't get a clone as payment. 243 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,813 The Prayer Pals do lots of good deeds. 244 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,732 Everyone knows when you do a good deed, 245 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,151 it erases a bad one. Like this. 246 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,486 (GROANS) 247 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,989 -Nice hair! -Oh, thank you. 248 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,366 JOAN: Psst! Couldn't hurt to do some good deeds. 249 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,201 That was my inner monologue. 250 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,495 Um, that's what it says, and it agrees with you. 251 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,538 And so do I, 252 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,165 because we're one and the same, obviously. 253 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,207 Okay, bye! 254 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,795 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 255 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,547 Welcome to Prayer Pals! 256 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,967 It feels good to know that the word is spreading. 257 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,388 First, I'd love to hear from some of our new folks. 258 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,515 (GROANS) 259 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,352 Hey, I'm Abe. I came here for my best friend, 260 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,897 the man, the legend, my boy, JFK! 261 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,732 Now, I want everyone to go easy on him, 262 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,109 because he's not your typical youth-group kid. 263 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,070 This guy's a proper cocksman. 264 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,196 Abe! 265 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:41,242 JFK, do people act like your whole personality is sex? 266 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,745 They do. And they're not wrong. 267 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,081 Tell 'em how many people you've had sex with. 268 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,874 -No! -Not in a braggy way! 269 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,542 Just for a little context! 270 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,669 If you ask me, 271 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:54,798 no amount of sex is as cool as this sweet purity ring. 272 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,258 And anything you did before accepting the ring 273 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,718 just doesn't matter anymore. 274 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,928 (ALL CHEER) 275 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,514 What, like a do-over? I can get my virginity back? 276 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,890 Exactly. 277 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,725 Could I get my eye-virginity back? 278 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:06,851 -What? -(HUSHED CHATTER) 279 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:10,522 Nothing. That was a joke, 'cause my eyes are virgins. 280 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,024 Should we just get to the part where we do good deeds? 281 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,818 ♪ ("UPSIDE DOWN WORLD" BY EXTREME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 282 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,612 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 283 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,115 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 284 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,449 (LAUGHS, GASPS) 285 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,617 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 286 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,577 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 287 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,620 (LAUGHS) Ah! 288 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:26,955 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 289 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,124 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 290 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,626 -♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ -(SCREAMS) 291 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,752 (CHILDREN LAUGH) 292 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,462 ♪ I've got dreams Inside my head... ♪ 293 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,464 (SINGING) ♪ The sun'll come out-- ♪ 294 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,466 Shut it, orphan! I'm helping you. 295 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,096 ♪ I've got dreams Inside my brain ♪ 296 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:47,142 ♪ Make me feel insane But I'm not gonna lie ♪ 297 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,309 (SCREAMS) 298 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,813 -(SCREAMS) -(TRUCK HORN HONKS) 299 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,690 (LAUGHS) 300 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,067 -♪ Hello, there sunlight ♪ -♪ Hey, hey ♪ 301 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,486 -♪ I'll be there soon ♪ -♪ Hey, hey ♪ 302 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,782 (SCREAMS, GROANS) 303 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,325 -(BIRD TWEETS) -(GROANS) 304 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,995 -(EXCITED CHATTER) -Oh, that was awesome. 305 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,247 Did you see Betsy Ross on the trampoline? 306 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,875 I think she wants to run her flag up your flag pole. 307 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,501 Not gonna happen, Abe! 308 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,587 From this day forward, 309 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:20,467 I only wanna use my pee-pee for pee-pee! 310 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,053 God knows you want a fresh start, JFK. 311 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,430 All you have to do is accept this purity ring 312 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,515 and put your relationship with Him first. 313 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,351 And you can do that at our upcoming 314 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,102 celibacy ceremony. 315 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:34,189 Something we like to call a "celi-mony." 316 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,440 ALL: Amen! 317 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,443 JFK, being celibate will change who you are! 318 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,862 No, it'll make me who I've always been. 319 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,990 I forgot that Kennedys aren't just horny sex machines. 320 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,493 We're also super devout Catholics. 321 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,329 You're really gonna choose religion over us? 322 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,372 Of course not! 323 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,208 Nothing could possibly come between us boys. 324 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,627 -So help me, God. -(CROWD CHEERING) 325 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,170 ALL: God! God! God! 326 00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,631 So many things are literally coming between-- 327 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,174 ALL: God! God! 328 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,926 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 329 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,474 -Why the long face, Lincoln? -It's genetic, I guess. 330 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,351 You should see my long butt crack. 331 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,936 Nah, I mean you don't look jazzed 332 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,896 to get your brush on! What's going on? 333 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,481 Have you noticed the Prayer Pals 334 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,650 have basically taken over the school? 335 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,485 I'd say they're a presence. 336 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,904 Well, it feels like JFK is getting swept up in it, 337 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,239 and I'm worried about him. 338 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,700 He's changing like this shirt is changing, 339 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,743 right before my very eyes! 340 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,082 Listen, every relationship has its ups and downs. 341 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,377 Also its side-to-sides. Except for me and Harriet. 342 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,963 Our love is timeless, just like airbrushing. 343 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,882 But you and JFK have something really special. 344 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,050 You're boys. 345 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,928 And that bond's as strong as a leather bracelet. 346 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,097 You're right! 347 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,433 I just have to remind him of our bond. 348 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,144 Good thing he already knows our boy-niversary tonight 349 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,937 is the biggest day of the year. 350 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,898 I can't wait to get in the cake I made to surprise him. 351 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,276 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 352 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,237 Hey, poors! Come get your free soup! 353 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,239 Huh! I wonder why Abe didn't come 354 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,699 to Prayer Pals today. 355 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,537 Any second. 356 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,414 Why aren't these good deeds 357 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,124 getting rid of my bad deed, Joan? 358 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,585 I still feel like these drums of discount chowder, 359 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,211 borderline rotten. 360 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,214 (GROANS) Maybe you should just tell Confucius what happened. 361 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,301 Confess to Confucius? That's crazy! 362 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,761 Oh, whatever your sin is, 363 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,305 the only person you confess to is God! 364 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,640 I don't have to confess 365 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,559 to the person I've sinned against? 366 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,146 No! Religion allows us to talk to an invisible man 367 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,149 instead of friends and loved ones or soup. 368 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,276 Tell God? Yeah, wow, okay! 369 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,195 That's-- that's way better than telling Confucius. 370 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,488 Glad I could help. 371 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:50,325 Now, who's ready for some scalding hot chowder? 372 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:56,623 'Cause I'm servin' it up all night long, yeah! 373 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,292 You get chowder. You get chowder, 374 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,669 you get chowder. 375 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,338 You get chowder. You get chowder. 376 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,589 I get chowder. 377 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,425 (GASPS, PANTS) 378 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,512 That's it! 379 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,307 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 380 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,267 (ALL SOB) 381 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,022 (ALL CRY) 382 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,531 JFK, with this purity ring, 383 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,075 do you vow to commit yourself wholly to God 384 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,869 by keeping your junk in your pants 385 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,248 until you marry a woman you can put said junk in? 386 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,833 -I-- -ABE: I object! 387 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,501 (CROWD GASPS) 388 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,877 -(GASPS) -ALL: Yay! 389 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,422 What are you doing? You're blowing this for me! 390 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:49,342 No one's blowing anything! And that's the problem! 391 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:52,887 -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Last night was our six-month boy-niversary, remember? 392 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:54,973 I know you've been down, 393 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,891 so I planned to have everything to cheer you up! 394 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,811 But I got tired of waiting inside of the cake for hours! 395 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:03,273 I even had Van Gogh come to paint our JFKAbe portrait. 396 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,525 But you weren't here! 397 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,027 I'm sorry, Abe. 398 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,695 I was, uh, helping The Prayer Pals. 399 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,196 You know you're my boy. 400 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,741 Am I? 401 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:17,037 -(PORTRAIT THUDDING) -Then why did I find this in your nightstand? 402 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,829 -(BOTH GASP) -(GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER RETCHES) 403 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,080 ABE: It's never supposed to come off! 404 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,540 -It's a leather cuff! -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 405 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:26,296 It's just-- I wanna see if maybe I'm more than just a sex slut, 406 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,922 -you know? -ABE: Fine! 407 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:32,052 Then I guess this is garbage! (GROANS) 408 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,763 Such... (GRUNTS) ...quality leather! 409 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,765 (GROANS) Too strong! 410 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,892 I've already lost my best friend, Gandhi, 411 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,561 who disappeared without a trace just like that TV show. 412 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,063 Yeah, do-- What's the name? 413 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,857 Anyway, and I also lost my best friend, Joan, 414 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,026 when she tried to wipe all our memories. 415 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,569 And now, I'm losing you! 416 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,532 You aren't the boy I fell in friendship with! 417 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,701 These people wanna change you, 418 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:59,287 but I accept you just the way you are. 419 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,498 So I'm not giving up without a fight, 420 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,124 because that's what boys do. 421 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,460 -They fight for each other! -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 422 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,879 JFK, look around you. 423 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,881 Everyone else at school has realized 424 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,883 Prayer Pals is the answer. 425 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,720 Shoutout to Frida and Cleo for some incredible recruiting. 426 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:19,724 Abe represents the old you, so choose purity. 427 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,810 Because I'm afraid you can't choose both. 428 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:30,985 I, er, uh, er, uh... I, uh, er, uh, choose-- 429 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,238 ABE: I can't let them do this! 430 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,323 -I'm saving us! -Stop, Abe! 431 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,493 (LAUGHS) Problem solved. 432 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,663 Now, we can get back to being best friends-- (GAGS) 433 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,373 Stupid gag reflex! 434 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,208 Does anyone have a glass of water? 435 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:52,257 (GROANS, SIGHS) 436 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,675 -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -JFK, 437 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,761 it's either celibacy or Abe. 438 00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:00,432 Hint, one of those choices leads to Hell. 439 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:05,353 Uh, I, er, uh-- I, uh-- I need to pray on this! 440 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:08,023 -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(CROWD GASPS) 441 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,858 ♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 442 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,528 As you can see, we're an extremely religious institution. 443 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,489 So religious that we shouldn't pay a dime to the government. 444 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,949 I'll be the judge of that! 445 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,541 Communion wafer and cheese charcuterie board? 446 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,877 Hmm! Don't mind if I do! 447 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,676 Christ on a cracker, it's delicious! 448 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,969 (BOTH SIGH) 449 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,387 FRIDA KAHLO: Hey, friend in Christ. 450 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,056 You look comfortable and appropriate 451 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,682 in your modest attire. 452 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,893 Thank you! As do you. 453 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,394 We look the same and think the same, 454 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,105 -because individuality is gross. -Hmm! 455 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:57,155 Consider yourself approved for tax exemption. 456 00:19:57,238 --> 00:20:00,075 -Huzzah! -Halle-freakin'-lujah! 457 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,536 Please, God, answer me. 458 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:07,791 Who should I choose, Abe or celibacy? 459 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,586 Send me a sign! Or you can use words! 460 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:19,094 -(DOORS OPENING) -(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) 461 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,930 -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) -ABE: Ow! (WHIMPERS) 462 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,432 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(ABE SCREAMS) 463 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:27,936 -(GLASS SHATTERING) -(ABE SIGHS) 464 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,729 -(ANIMALS SCREECHING, GROWLING) -(ABE SCREAMS) 465 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,731 -(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 466 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,316 -ABE: (IN DEEP VOICE) JFK! -Huh? 467 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,111 This is God! 468 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,780 Oh, my God! I mean, Oh, my You! 469 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,783 Oh, my Me, indeed. (CHUCKLES) 470 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:45,036 Anyway, JFK, I've been listening to you, 471 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,123 and it seems like Abe is your really good friend. 472 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,792 He's probs a solid choice. 473 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,086 But he swallowed my celibacy ring. 474 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:55,463 And I'm pretty sure he's the one who keyed my car. 475 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,799 It's making me feel like I should choose you. 476 00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:01,344 I may be God, but I'm not that great either. 477 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,638 (CHUCKLES) I've made mistakes. 478 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,433 You know, I created disease and wars and-- 479 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,644 and the phrase, "Let's circle back." 480 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:13,106 Right, well, I hate making Abe unhappy. 481 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,775 Hey, you could never make Abe unhappy. 482 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,610 Abe's your boy. 483 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:20,780 He's just trying to make you happy. 484 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,824 So you think I should turn my back on you, 485 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,701 so Abe and I can stay best buds? 486 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,329 Just suck it up, and keep doing the empty, meaningless sex? 487 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:31,750 Well, I mean, when you put it that way... 488 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,252 Just say the word, God, and I'll do it. 489 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,339 Just, please, don't let Abe see how unfulfilling it is for me. 490 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:44,929 JFK, I think... (SOBS) ...you should choose celibacy 491 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,308 if it makes you happy. And knowing Abe, 492 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:52,645 he will appreciate you for whoever you choose to be. 493 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:57,734 -Why are you crying? -I just stubbed my God toe. 494 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,986 Don't worry about Abe. I'll text him. 495 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:04,199 Beep-boop! He texted back. He says he'll always be ya boy. 496 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,284 And he said it was the Brontë sisters 497 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,036 -who keyed your car. -♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 498 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,663 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(HUMS) 499 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:13,416 -JFK, what happened? -God's in the gymnasium, 500 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,543 and he's saying some pretty great stuff! 501 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:19,381 -(EXCLAIMS) -God is here at Clone High? 502 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,465 JOAN: Ow! 503 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:24,177 Harriet! I have something for you. Wait up! 504 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,096 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -Oh, God, hello! 505 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,974 I have a confession. (EXHALES) 506 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,394 I eye-cheated on Confucius with Toussaint. 507 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,563 (INHALES DEEPLY) I'm talking complete corneal penetration. 508 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,065 Like, we... (GRUNTS) 509 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,442 We full-on rodded each other's cones, man! 510 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,236 -(GROANS) -♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 511 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:45,573 So, God, I need you to take this whole thing away, 512 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:49,202 so I never, ever have to tell Confucius. 513 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:51,788 Uh. I think you just did. 514 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,751 Confucius! 515 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:59,421 I was here to just give you these airbrushed couples' shirts 516 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,715 that say, "I've Only Got Eyes For You!" 517 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,425 ♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 518 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:04,968 Why did it get so specific? 519 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,430 Awkward! 520 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:11,057 -(CROWD CHEERING) -LADY GODIVA: My fellow Prayer Pals, 521 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,351 I've just gotten word that Clone High 522 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:17,272 is now officially a religious institution. 523 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,898 (CROWD CHEERING) 524 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,860 LADY GODIVA: Right? Feels good, doesn't it? 525 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,988 (CROWD CHEERING) 526 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,033 I never thought I'd see such an enormous crowd 527 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,368 of friendly Prayer Pal faces. 528 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:33,163 All just looking at me. 529 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:40,211 It stirs up something, deep inside. 530 00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,755 (CROWD CHEER) 531 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,632 You want a show, don't ya? 532 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:48,178 Well, guess what? Godiva's gonna give it to ya! 533 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:50,764 I'm free! 534 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:55,977 (LAUGHS) Yahoo! 535 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,479 I'm free! 536 00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:00,940 (LAUGHS) 537 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:03,318 -(GASPS) -LADY GODIVA: Baba Booey! (LAUGHS) 538 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,403 (GROANS) 539 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,655 Well, Mr. B, we're in the money. 540 00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,407 My dream of creating Cloney Island 541 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,493 -is now within reach. -(DOOR OPENING) 542 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:13,495 Scudworth! I just witnessed 543 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:15,663 a student running naked across the quad! 544 00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,875 I'm sorry, but that is not religious institution behavior! 545 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,961 Uh, what? Oh, no, I'm sure it's some sort of mistake! 546 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:24,339 Hey, nice doing business with you, Scuddy Buddy! 547 00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:25,840 Thanks for the clones. 548 00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,843 You two have English now. We're gonna go get some sushi. 549 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,845 -(SIGHS) -(SIGHS) 550 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:35,266 Clones? Excuse me, you're cloning people here? 551 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:38,478 You're at Clone High. What the frig did you expect? 552 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:42,607 No tax exemption for you! Only eternal damnation! 553 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:49,698 Well, Mr. B, should we try again as a Hebrew school? 554 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:54,869 Way ahead of you. Just call me "Mazel Bot." Oy! 555 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,205 -♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 556 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,674 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 557 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:37,704 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 558 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:41,750 -♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -♪ It's a Christian rock song ♪ 559 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:46,588 ♪ That you listen to While you get your prayer on ♪ 560 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:51,926 ♪ A crown of thorns Some rosaries ♪ 561 00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:55,055 ♪ Loaves and fish Down on my knees ♪ 562 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:58,933 ♪ On every wall A holy crucifix ♪ 563 00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:04,439 ♪ Jesus had abs, a pack of six ♪ 564 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:07,359 ♪ Oh, oh, oh Don't forget, he carries you ♪ 565 00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:10,570 ♪ One set of footprints In the sand ♪ 566 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,573 ♪ Flood an ark In the palm of your hand ♪ 567 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:16,618 ♪ Say, Cain You reach this for me ♪ 568 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:20,205 ♪ Dear God I'm certainly Abel ♪ 569 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:26,211 ♪ A Blu-ray of the movie, Doubt To the heavens we do shout ♪ 570 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,630 ♪ Moses led the Jews right out ♪