1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:01,251 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:03,211 NARRATOR: Previously, on a very special Clone High... 3 00:00:03,294 --> 00:00:05,755 Harriet broke up with Toussaint to get back together 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:06,965 -with Confucius... -(SMOOCHES) 5 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:09,634 ...without realizing that the ship had sailed. 6 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,178 By “ship,” I mean “floating staircase.” 7 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:15,015 And by “sailed,” I mean “off into the sunset” 8 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,306 with Joan of Arc. 9 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,685 I just did so many air quotes right there. 10 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,396 (CHUCKLES) I honestly never know what to do with my hands. 11 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,858 ♪ ("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG" BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪ 12 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,651 ♪ Way, way back in the 1980s ♪ 13 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:32,240 ♪ Secret government employees Dug up famous guys and ladies ♪ 14 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:35,326 ♪ And made amusing Genetic copies ♪ 15 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:38,246 ♪ Then the clones As teens were frozen ♪ 16 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:41,207 ♪ Thawed out decades later Why? ♪ 17 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:44,044 ♪ Back for reasons They’re not disclosin’ ♪ 18 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:50,383 ♪ Giving high school Another try ♪ 19 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:56,306 ♪ It’s time To watch Clone High ♪ 20 00:00:56,389 --> 00:01:02,479 ♪ Energetic and engaging Clone High ♪ 21 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:09,069 ♪ Our angst is entertaining Clone High ♪ 22 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:12,364 ♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 23 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,575 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 24 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,750 It won’t be long now, Mr. B. Soon the clones will be off 25 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,086 to ski week, and our faculty staycation week 26 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,253 can begin! 27 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:31,466 -I need a week off so bad. -So bad. I’m, like, dying. 28 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,551 I’m, like, double dying. 29 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,428 Why do you always have to one-up me? 30 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:39,765 Why do you always have to two-up me? Oh, I hear it now. 31 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,602 -(BUS HONKING) -Ah, yes, the bus is here. 32 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,646 I booked the cheapest trip I could find, 33 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:47,232 so we could have some fun with the leftover cash. 34 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,235 Looks like you saved a ton of money. 35 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,612 (CLATTERS) 36 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:55,031 -(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 37 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,741 I saved so much money. Yes. 38 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:00,870 STUDENTS: Ski week! Ski week! Ski week! Ski week! 39 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,789 (MOANING, SMOOCHES) 40 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,457 Baby, I’m gonna miss you so much. 41 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,625 (CHUCKLES) 42 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,252 Baby, I’m gonna text you every minute. 43 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:11,089 Don’t forget about me in the next two days, baby. 44 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,049 (MOANING, SMOOCHES) 45 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,261 Aw, baby, I wish I could go with you, baby. 46 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,972 Damn my allergy to the vinyl they use on bus seats! 47 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,349 Oh baby, damn it to hell, baby! 48 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:22,809 (MOANING, SMOOCHES) 49 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,978 Come on, bud, we gotta get good seats. 50 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,813 -Oh, my baby. Bye, baby! -♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 51 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,649 Bye, baby! I’ll text you the whole time, baby! 52 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,276 Let’s get that big bench in the back, 53 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,111 so I have room to maneuver with the ladies. 54 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,613 You know it’s been almost a day since I announced I was done 55 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,823 being a born-again virgin. 56 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,616 (CHUCKLES) I'm still a born-again virgin. 57 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,910 (CHUCKLES) This bus better look out! 58 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,288 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 59 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,999 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 60 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,501 Hey, have you told Harriet about us yet? 61 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:50,337 -Not exactly. -Babe? 62 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,005 It’s hard because our relationship 63 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:53,631 is mostly her telling me things. 64 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,551 But now we’re stuck in limbo. We can’t move forward 65 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,803 with our relationship until Harriet knows the truth. 66 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,348 You’re right. And you totally have my blessing to tell her. 67 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,600 Oh, my goodness. 68 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,226 -Me? -You’re her best friend! 69 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,478 You can recover from this! 70 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:09,022 Hey! Did somebody take my night retainer? 71 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,565 Just 'cause if someone took my stuff, 72 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,192 especially something I’ve been sleeping with 73 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,944 for the last six months, I will hunt you down 74 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,906 and I will make-- Oh, sorry. Here it is. (CHUCKLES) 75 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,200 You know, I think Harriet’s probably had enough excitement 76 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,035 -for one day. -Just tell her about us! 77 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,204 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 78 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:29,834 -Uh, I’m sorry, Avalanche Point? -Sounds pretty gnarly, huh? 79 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,586 Not exactly where I would have picked 80 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,380 for our first vacation together. 81 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,049 I don’t know, babe. I bet it has some killer runs. 82 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:40,595 Oh, they’re killer all right. Killer... to death! 83 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,139 -(CACKLES) -(THUNDER RUMBLING) 84 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,226 (SCREAMS) I know it’s comin’ and it still gets me. 85 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,727 (EXCLAIMS) Job done. 86 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,396 Now, we’ve got a week to just hang. 87 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:52,399 -Like bros. -A few drinks, a few laughs. 88 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:55,151 I’m going to learn how to make lasagna. 89 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,403 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I love lasagna! 90 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,155 I can’t wait to spend all this quality time together. 91 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,865 -Ah, come on. -Which one of you is going 92 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,283 as the clones' chaperone? 93 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,244 Not it! (GRUNTS) 94 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,413 Help! I’m claustrophobic! 95 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,248 -Wes-- -He’s fine. 96 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,125 -MR. BUTLERTRON: I'm not fine... -(GROANS) Okay, you and I 97 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,085 are gonna spend the week installing security cameras 98 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,753 -in the clones’ lockers. -Hmm? 99 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:16,214 It’s gonna be hours of grueling, back-breaking-- 100 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:20,301 I changed my mind! Stop! Stop the bus! Shit! 101 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,138 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 102 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,271 (CLONES SMOOCH, SLURP) 103 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,277 This weekend’s gonna be so fire, babe. 104 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:38,945 It’s gonna be like a roasted marshmallow. 105 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,447 Hot and crispy. 106 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,699 We got back together just at the right time. 107 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,952 Yeah, totally. Uh, did you know marshmallows are bones? 108 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,287 That’s a fun fact, right? 109 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,040 Mm-hmm. Should we make out a little bit? 110 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,959 I would, but I get car sick, and the last thing I want to do 111 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,503 is throw up in your mouth. Unless it’s consensual. 112 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,589 Yeah, no. It would never be. 113 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,301 (CONFUCIUS GROANS) 114 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,928 You know, I’m actually feeling a little nauseous right now. 115 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,638 I better go to the bathroom and sort this out. 116 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,807 I’ll bring back some to prove I was really sick. 117 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:08,892 What? 118 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,310 I’m just saying, I’m-- I'm really sick. 119 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:14,981 -(GRUNTS) -♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 120 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,649 -Hey. -Hey. (GASPS) 121 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,234 (MOANS, SMOOCHES) 122 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,070 I’ve been waiting forever for that. 123 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,655 So, how was Harriet after you told her? 124 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,825 -Um... (GROANS) -You haven’t done it yet? 125 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,328 -I’ve been trying! -Why’d you let me kiss you? 126 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,121 It’s like we just cheated on her. 127 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,665 I can’t do it on my own. I’m not strong enough. 128 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,709 Okay, okay, we’ll do it together. 129 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,127 As soon as we arrive. 130 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,212 I love that plan. 131 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,506 But no more kissing until we tell her. 132 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,590 Totally. 133 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,052 Just maybe one to seal the deal. 134 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:47,347 -Like a handshake, but a kiss. -Exactly. 135 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:51,851 -(SLURPING, GRUNTING) That’s it. -(SLURPING, GRUNTING) No more. 136 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,436 ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 137 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,692 MR. B: I can’t be stuck in enclosed spaces like this. 138 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,277 It makes me... (SPLUTTERS) ...glitch. 139 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:04,030 (SPLUTTERS) Oh, God! Please someone help! 140 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:06,700 (SPLUTTERS) I’m all the help you need. 141 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,828 (SPLUTTERS) Gulp. Whimper. 142 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:13,039 What’s going on? All the ladies are currently spoken for. 143 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,208 Sorry, give me a sec. 144 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,002 Just told Mary you’re still a BAV. 145 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,378 That means "born-again virgin." 146 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,838 Whoa, w-- why’d you tell her that? 147 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,381 We tell each other everything. 148 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,925 Hey, how crazy is it that an actual virgin like myself 149 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,385 is having more luck with the ladies 150 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,846 -than you right now? (LAUGHS) -(CELLPHONE BUZZES) 151 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,890 Oh, she’s even funnier on text. I can’t keep up. 152 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,558 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 153 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,060 (CLONES SMOOCH, SLURP) 154 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,687 (GROANS) 155 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,152 (CLONES CHEER) 156 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,195 Enjoy your stay. 157 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:48,283 -Forever. (CACKLES) -(THUNDER RUMBLING) 158 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,868 (SCREAMS) God dang lightning! 159 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,578 Gonna give me a fucking heart attack! 160 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:57,751 (EVIL VOICE) Destroy, destroy, destroy! (GROANS) 161 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:02,922 I’m free, sigh of relief. Now, I can relax. 162 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,883 (EVIL VOICE) Unless you get us trapped again. 163 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,635 (NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, right. Like that could happen twice. 164 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,765 -♪ (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(CLONES GASP) 165 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,267 -(BEAR ROARS) -(MOOSE MOOS) 166 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,727 -(FIRE CRACKLES) -(CLONES LAUGH) 167 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:16,770 -Wow. -This is nice. 168 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,814 -It’s huge. -Who wants lasagna tonight? 169 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:20,899 -Me. -Yes. 170 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,359 -Lasagna? -Mr. B’s here? 171 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,612 Okay, this is actually much better than I expected. 172 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,781 What should we do first? Hot tub? 173 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,200 We’ve been sitting on that bus for hours. 174 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,993 Why don’t we hit the slopes and try out this sweet 175 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,037 tandem board I got for us? 176 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:38,416 Oh, honey, no. I don’t ski. I après-ski. 177 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:41,628 -Oh! What if we go shopping? -Oh, way ahead of you. 178 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:42,671 Look at this. 179 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:46,132 -Babe, did you get me something? -I got us something. 180 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,760 -Check it out. -Oh my God, they’re fleece. 181 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,095 Uh-huh. 182 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,972 Babe, I only wear clothes that enhance my figure. 183 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,974 -Like this. -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 184 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,519 -FRIDA KAHLO: Whoa! -Yeah, you gotta return those. 185 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,979 I can’t. They say, “Cleda’s First Vacation.” 186 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,314 Yikes. 187 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,818 Besides, they’re so comfortable. And durable and lightweight. 188 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,986 -Uh-huh. -I promise, once you try it on, 189 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,906 -you’re gonna be thanking me. -Mm-hmm. So great. 190 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,284 Where’s Harriet? Let’s get this over with. 191 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,703 Yeah, we’ll just rip the Band-Aid off. 192 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,246 -Can I tell you guys a secret? -(GASPS) 193 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,414 Who said anything about secrets? 194 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,624 -What secret? -I’ve never been skiing before. 195 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,418 (SIGHS) Feels so good to get off my chest. 196 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,502 Can I count on my bestie 197 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,462 and my boyfie to show me the ropes? 198 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,381 -Uh, yeah. -Of course. 199 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,675 I trust you two with my life. 200 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,635 I’m so glad we’re doing this together. 201 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,511 -Me, too. -So blessed. 202 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,638 Let’s get out there! 203 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,722 -(GROANS) -(GROANS) 204 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,517 Ooh, a roaring fire! 205 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,727 (CELLPHONE CAMERA CLICKS) 206 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,770 A symbol of my burning desire for you, my love. Send. 207 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:44,858 -(PHONE BUZZES) -Hey, that was quick. 208 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:45,859 What is... 209 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,527 ♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 210 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,697 Oh. My. God. 211 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,240 I got a boob pic! 212 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,867 Really? Let me see. 213 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,703 Sorry, bud, this one’s for my eyes only. 214 00:08:56,786 --> 00:09:00,373 -What about a sniff then? -You want to sniff the picture? 215 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,667 I don’t know. Yeah? Is that a problem? 216 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,169 I guess not. 217 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,713 -(SNIFFS) -ABE: That’s enough of a sniff! 218 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,465 Come on, find your own boobs! 219 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,841 Time to get serious. 220 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,510 Hey, Vespucci, what’s our elevation here? 221 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,179 Seven thousand three hundred feet. 222 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,723 Copy that. Pythagoras, what’s that in miles? 223 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,391 -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Roughly 1.3. 224 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:21,853 Who wants to join the 1.3-mile high club? 225 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,896 PYTHAGORAS: Roughly! 226 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,440 Oh, you better believe it! 227 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:28,985 PODCASTER: Once your oven has pre-heated to 375 degrees, 228 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,236 place the tray inside. 229 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,988 -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(OVEN DOOR CLOSING) 230 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,574 PODCASTER: Congratulations. You’re now cooking lasagna. 231 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,242 Mamma mia! 232 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,578 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -JOAN OF ARC: Okay, Harriet. 233 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,373 Just make your way to that line before the chair comes. 234 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,250 Oh, okay, well I better go. Who’s coming with me? 235 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:47,253 -You’re the boyfriend! -But you’re the best friend! 236 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,589 Ah, just get the next one. 237 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,966 We can’t let this drag out any longer. 238 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,094 The last thing we want is for her to find out 239 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,929 from someone else that we’re together. 240 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,597 I do like hearing you say that we’re together. 241 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,349 But it’s not official! Not yet. 242 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:04,062 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 243 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,277 Okay, when we get off the lift, let’s just do it. 244 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,654 Absolutely. 245 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,614 It’s the perfect time to tell her. 246 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,783 Surrounded by all this natural beauty. 247 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,785 She can’t possibly get upset in a place like this. 248 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,953 Right? 249 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,622 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 250 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,000 I bet she’s gonna be happy for us. 251 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,346 Guys, look how high we are! 252 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,515 -Oh, my God! -Yeah, so high! 253 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,727 -(SIGHS) -(SIGHS) 254 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,645 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 255 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:46,813 That was close. 256 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,273 As soon as we get off this thing, 257 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,150 -we’re doing it. -Absolutely. 258 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,444 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 259 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,738 (CHUCKLES) 260 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,159 Here it comes. Let’s do it. 261 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,457 -I chickened out. -(SIGHS) Me, too. 262 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,834 -Hey! -(ALL SHUSH) 263 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,420 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(SNOW RUMBLES) 264 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,839 Why didn’t you get off? Where are you going? 265 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,632 -We messed up! -We’ll see you back there! 266 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,509 -CONFUCIUS: Our bad! -Oh. 267 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,386 ♪ (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 268 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,139 Where are all the ladies, JFK? 269 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,183 (CHUCKLES) Just 'cause you can’t see them, 270 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,770 doesn’t mean they’re not here. Eh? Eh? 271 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,189 (SIGHS) Nah, there’s no one here. 272 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,274 (GROANS) I can’t get rid of this virginity! 273 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,984 You wanna hop in while there’s room? 274 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,445 I’d love to, but I got a little situation here. 275 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,364 I don’t know how to respond to Mary’s boob pic. 276 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,865 I’ve never done sexting before. 277 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,368 -Send her a dick pic. -Seriously? 278 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,535 Yeah, you wanna see the panties, 279 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,037 you gotta up the antes, you know? 280 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,081 I mean, what if she doesn’t like the pic? 281 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,625 What if she just zeroes in on all the flaws? 282 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,877 You got a lot of flaws on your wang? 283 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,172 No. I mean, I don’t think so. I don’t know what she’s looking 284 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,340 for ding-dongily. 285 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,760 Here’s what I know. She showed you her boobies, 286 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,553 and the longer you wait to respond, 287 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,764 the more she’s gonna think you didn’t like what you saw. 288 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,890 I don’t know. 289 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,350 What do you mean you don’t know? 290 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,851 Well, you don’t seem to be on fire 291 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,561 with the ladies right now. I mean, maybe the game 292 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,647 has changed since the last time you were on the market. 293 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,525 What? (CHUCKLES) That’s insane. Look, here, I’ll prove it. 294 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,110 Wait, what are you doing? What’s happening? 295 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,736 (CELLPHONE CAMERA CLICKS) 296 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,364 -What did you do? -My dick pics never fail. 297 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,407 She’s gonna think it’s yours 298 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,575 and you’re off to the races, baby! 299 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,202 Oh my God, she’s typing. 300 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,412 Relax! When we get back, 301 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,871 she’s gonna want to jump your bones! 302 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,668 I think me and Frida are totally incompatible. 303 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,422 There, there. (GRUNTS) 304 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,382 -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -I never noticed it at school, 305 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,967 probably because we’re just stuck in class 306 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,219 and we make the best of it, but now that we can do 307 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,431 whatever we want, it’s so clear that we have nothing in common. 308 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,351 Well, if you want some cheering up, 309 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,103 I know somebody who could have sex with you 310 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,271 for several minutes. 311 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,940 Ew, gross! That's not what I meant. 312 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,525 All right, there’s also this new thing I do 313 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,736 that involves whips and whippets that I-- 314 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,070 Okay, I’m out. 315 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,448 (BREATHES DEEPLY) Hey, wait! It’s not “whippets” the drugs, 316 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,159 it’s the skinny dogs! They’re called “whippets!” 317 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,077 What is going on here? 318 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,456 -Oh, God! She hated it! -What? 319 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,916 The picture of your penis. And she thinks it’s mine! 320 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,376 No way. 321 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,296 Abe! Wait, wait, wait. What was the issue? The twig? 322 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,256 The berries? The underbrush? Talk to me! 323 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,469 -♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(SNOW RUMBLES) 324 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,640 (TIMER RINGS) 325 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,726 PODCASTER: Now that your lasagna is fully cooked, 326 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,144 the hard part begins. 327 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,813 Allowing 15 minutes to cool before digging in. 328 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:37,150 -(LAUGHING) -(LAUGHS) Laugh. 329 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,485 You must’ve misread the message. 330 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,154 There’s no possible way she didn’t like it. 331 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,198 She sent a thumbs down, JFK! 332 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,033 -God! What do I do now? -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 333 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,618 Okay, well-- well, let me try another one. 334 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,744 The lighting was probably bad. 335 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,871 -Absolutely not! -I can fix this. 336 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,039 No! 337 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,876 Let me fix this! I promise, my dick pics are home runs! 338 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,337 Right out of the park and into the bedroom! 339 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:01,675 Don’t! JFK! Stop sexting... (YELLING) ...my girlfriend! 340 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,177 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 341 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,429 (ALARM RINGING) 342 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,889 (BOTH GRUNT, GROAN) 343 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,766 -Okay, it’s now or never. -JFK: No! (PANTING, GROANING) 344 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,184 First thing out of our mouths, 345 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,186 we say, “Harriet, we’re together.” 346 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,773 -Absolutely. -Harriet, we’re together. 347 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,025 Yeah, we are. Finally! 348 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,027 -She misinterpreted me. -(JFK GROANING) 349 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,196 Harriet, there’s something we need to tell you. 350 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,615 -Joan and I-- -Everyone, listen up! 351 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,534 There’s an avalanche warning in effect. 352 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,077 Apparently they can be triggered by... 353 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,912 -(WHISPERING) ...loud noises. -(YELLING) What? 354 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,330 (WHISPERING) Let’s keep it down. 355 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,373 -Okay. -Got it. 356 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,833 -Got it. -Fair enough! 357 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,334 So, what were you gonna tell me? 358 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,419 Tell you? 359 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,337 Why you didn’t get off the lift? What’s going on? 360 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,672 Just to clarify, 361 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,049 yelling would be a bad thing right now. 362 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,384 The worst. 363 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,095 I promise it’s not as bad as making me wait another second 364 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,471 to hear your explanation. 365 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,933 Okay, but when we say it, you can’t yell. 366 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,560 -Why would I yell? -Why would she yell? 367 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,936 -What’s the big deal? -(SHUSHES) 368 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,564 -Is everything okay? -Yes, everything’s okay. 369 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,648 Everyone’s fine. 370 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,899 Well, then say it. 371 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,360 -We’re a couple. -We’re dating. 372 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,737 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 373 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,197 Okay. (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) Very funny. 374 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,907 You already played this little game, remember? 375 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,118 -It’s not a game. -It’s real, Harriet. 376 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:14,581 Uh, are you serious? Um, for how long? (CHUCKLES) 377 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,876 No time, really. We haven’t kissed or anything. 378 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,920 -Well... -Okay, we kissed once or twice. 379 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:21,963 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) 380 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,923 The last one was like a handshake. 381 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,508 Yeah, it was basically like this. 382 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,261 JOAN: Like this, but you know, imagine tongues. 383 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,055 Yeah, I got it. (EXHALES) 384 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,598 We’ve been trying to tell you, Harriet. 385 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,476 Just, uh, making me look like a fool. 386 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,311 No, we’re the fools. 387 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,938 (YELLING) Don’t you tell me who the fools are, Joan! 388 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,441 Okay, Harriet, just remember to stay calm. 389 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,443 (SCREAMING) I’m fucking calm! 390 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:49,324 -♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(SNOW RUMBLES) 391 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,411 (ALL SCREAMING) Avalanche! 392 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,121 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 393 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,415 Oh, God! How do we get out? 394 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,335 I’ve got no service. (YELLING) I’ve got no service! 395 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,550 (YELLING) We’re trapped! 396 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,469 PODCASTER: Now, a sprinkle of parsley 397 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,639 and it’s ready to share, or keep all to yourself. 398 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,059 -(LAUGHING) -(CHUCKLES) Naughty podcaster! 399 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,977 This is all your fault! 400 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,647 If you hadn’t been sneaking around behind my back, 401 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,732 I never would have screamed. 402 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,484 We wanted to tell you sooner! 403 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,236 We just couldn’t decide how or when, 404 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,487 or what words to use! 405 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,614 There’s so much that goes into a project like this! 406 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,325 You’re not the easiest person to disappoint, Harriet. 407 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:36,663 Hmm. Okay, well, here’s an idea, stop disappointing me! 408 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,832 I’m sorry, but this is also JFK’s fault. 409 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,626 I only yelled because he sent my girlfriend a dick pic. 410 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,629 -She was supposed to like it! -That doesn’t make it better! 411 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,589 Everybody, we’re wasting oxygen! 412 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,299 Why don’t we all just stay quiet? 413 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,509 Fine with me. 414 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,677 Not like we have anything to say 415 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,512 -to each other anyway. -What? 416 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,681 We haven’t spent two seconds with each other 417 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,933 -since we’ve been here! -And that’s my fault? 418 00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:00,353 I mean, yeah, you’re the one who likes doing lame stuff. 419 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,855 My stuff is not lame! 420 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,690 -(INDISTINCT CLAMOR) -I can’t believe I trusted you! 421 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,151 -This is his fault! -I’m just trying to help you! 422 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,986 Lasagna’s ready! 423 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,070 ALL: Nobody wants lasagna! 424 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,698 You’re joking. 425 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,366 We’ve got a little more important stuff 426 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,534 to deal with right now. 427 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,871 In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re trapped in here. 428 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,830 Trapped? No, no, no, no, no, no. 429 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,250 (EVIL VOICE) Yes. We’re not trapped. We’re free. 430 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,711 No. 431 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,005 (NORMAL VOICE) We can get out of this. We can escape. 432 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,215 -(MR. B SPLUTTERS) -(CLONES GASP) 433 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:33,470 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH, SPLUTTERS) 434 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,809 (EVIL VOICE) You can untie me. I’m so much better now. 435 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,061 Yeah, we don’t believe you. 436 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,356 Ah, you’ll pay for that! I’ll eat your brains! (WHIRRS) 437 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,398 Now, what do we do? 438 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,733 It’s gonna be night soon, 439 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,902 and it’s gonna start getting really cold in here. 440 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,196 Not as cold as what you did to me, though. 441 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,075 -Wow, Harriet, really? -What? She stole my boyfriend! 442 00:17:55,116 --> 00:18:00,080 -(SNOW RUMBLING) -(CLONES SCREAMING) 443 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,458 If we’re gonna survive this, we have to stop yelling. 444 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,668 Honestly, Harriet, 445 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,128 you don’t have anything to be mad about anyway. 446 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,213 Excuse me? 447 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,590 Joan didn’t steal Confucius from you. 448 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,717 You guys broke up because you eye cheated on him 449 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,260 with Toussaint, remember? 450 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,929 Then you ended things with Toussaint 451 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,931 because you thought Confucius was available 452 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,975 and it turns out he wasn’t. Get over yourself. 453 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,104 If you don’t want to get over yourself, 454 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,856 I could get over you. Hmm... 455 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,191 ALL: Seriously? 456 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,861 What is happening? I got no game anymore! 457 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,572 (GROANS) This could not get any worse. 458 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,449 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -(CLONES YELLING) 459 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,451 JOAN: Shit. Why'd you have to say that, JFK? 460 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,037 JFK: Honestly, I didn’t think it could get worse! 461 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,414 (PHONES CLICKING) 462 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,958 Uh, guys? Where’s Mr. B? 463 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,084 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 464 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,128 MR. B: (EVIL VOICE) You shouldn’t have tied me up. 465 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,130 That was naughty. 466 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,840 (CLONES SCREAM) 467 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,723 (EVIL VOICE) Come out, come out, wherever you are! 468 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,101 This is your chaperone speaking. 469 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:07,188 It’s time to take your punishment! 470 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,899 I can’t believe I’m gonna die a born-again virgin! 471 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,776 -(SHUSHES) Nobody’s dying! -(CLEAVER SNAPPING) 472 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,986 (CLONE SCREAMING) 473 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,446 What’s the point in living? 474 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,823 I’ve completely lost my touch with the ladies. 475 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,326 You didn’t lose your touch, JFK. You were always like this. 476 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,536 (SCOFFS) Pardon me? 477 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,955 I mean, she’s right. You hit on everyone you see 478 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,498 and every once in a while it works. 479 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,375 Over time, that gives you pretty good numbers. 480 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,919 You never used to care when you got shot down. 481 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,671 That’s the only difference. 482 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,174 -Oh, my God. Breakthrough! -(MR. B CACKLING) 483 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,925 You know, when you two work together, 484 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,218 you make a pretty good team. 485 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,346 I suppose we have our moments. 486 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,222 -(MR. B WHIRRING) -(CLONE SCREAMING) 487 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,517 And I feel like the three of us could make an even better team. 488 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,518 -Stop right there. -Too far. 489 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,520 MR. B: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. 490 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,147 Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. 491 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,482 -Kill, kill... -We have to get out 492 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,067 -of this hell hole. -MR. B: Kill, kill... 493 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,568 -I’m freezing. -MR. BU: Kill, murder. 494 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,653 Why didn’t you put on that nice, warm jacket Frida got you? 495 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,698 Ew, I would actually rather freeze to death. 496 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,408 Fleece is what you wear in the mountains! 497 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,370 And I’m sorry I was excited about our first trip together. 498 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,413 Oh, don’t act like I wasn’t excited 499 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,664 for our first trip. 500 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,417 I’m going to make a new lasagna now. 501 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:13,421 And this one’s going to have a different kind of meat. 502 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,923 (CACKLING) 503 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,301 I hope that’s sauce on his apron. 504 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,720 -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(SCREAMS) 505 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:21,971 (CLONES SCREAM) 506 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,849 ♪ (MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 507 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,560 (NORMAL VOICE) My God. A way out. 508 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,730 Why do I have this cleaver right now? 509 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:31,940 -HARRIET TUBMAN: Now! -(GRUNTS) 510 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,234 Everybody, look! We’re saved! 511 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:41,491 ♪ (HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 512 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,911 (BREATHES SHAKILY) How are we supposed 513 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,247 -to get up there? -I can make it. 514 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,041 Wait, what if you get stuck? It’s too dangerous. 515 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,585 I won’t get stuck. I just need the right outfit. 516 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,921 -Something slimming. -Ah-ha! 517 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,340 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(ZIPPER STRAINING) 518 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,927 -Wow. -Let’s do this. 519 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,305 (CLONES CHEER) 520 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,101 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 521 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:09,978 (FRIDA GRUNTS) 522 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,814 (SIGHS, GASPS) 523 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,858 Told you the fleeces were durable. 524 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,068 Okay, you proved your point about the fleeces. 525 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,570 Now, give me one. 526 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,864 -Really? -I’ll wear it my way. 527 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,287 (SMOOCHES) 528 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,039 (CLONES CHEER) 529 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,790 MRS. OMINOUSKY: Sorry, no one expected 530 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,459 this many survivors. 531 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,295 We only got three helicopters. 532 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,797 -(THUNDER RUMBLING) -(HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 533 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,592 -(HELICOPTER CRASHING) -Two helicopters. 534 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,385 ♪ (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 535 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:51,186 Oh, Abe. I’m so glad you’re safe. 536 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:53,646 Mary, there’s something I need to tell you. 537 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:57,108 Let me explain, Abe. Mary, that dick pic you saw, 538 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,152 the one you thought deserved a thumbs down, 539 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:02,238 that wasn’t Abe’s ding dong. That was mine. 540 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,991 I insisted on sending you a dick pic 'cause I, er, uh, 541 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,826 thought it would get a good response. 542 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:10,497 I was desperate for validation and it backfired. 543 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,624 So, please don’t blame Abe. 544 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,959 He certainly doesn’t deserve a thumbs down. 545 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,129 He deserves a thumbs up. You got a good one here. 546 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,340 I knew it was your penis, JFK. 547 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:21,925 -What? -What? 548 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,511 You’ve got so many dick pics circulating out there, 549 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,138 everyone knows what yours looks like. 550 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,848 I gave it a thumbs down because... 551 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:31,017 (CHUCKLES) ...I wanted one of Abe’s. 552 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,228 (CHUCKLES) Oh, that explains it. 553 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,355 Feel free to forward that pic to all your contacts! 554 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,483 Tell ‘em JFK’s playing a numbers game! 555 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,984 Babe, I gotta admit, 556 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,195 I’m really starting to like this outfit. 557 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,323 Next vacation, I’ll be more open to trying other stuff you like. 558 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,867 I guess I can try some stuff you like, too. 559 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:48,952 (SMOOCHES) 560 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,413 Just curious when you plan on getting that back to me 561 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,123 'cause it was a limited edition. 562 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,208 FRIDA: Yeah, totally! You’ll get it back. 563 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,668 (ABE AND MARY MOANING) 564 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,254 So, what do you say, Harriet? Are we friends again? 565 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,506 It feels like we do this every week, doesn’t it? 566 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,216 Maybe we just have to acknowledge that 567 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,844 sometimes we’re gonna do stuff in our own self interest 568 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,595 that can hurt the other person. 569 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,556 It doesn’t mean we don’t care about each other. 570 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,225 We just want the same things sometimes. 571 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,687 Exactly! And if we’re up front about it and talk it through, 572 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,022 maybe that’s enough. 573 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,982 That sounds a lot like frenemies. 574 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,609 No. Best frenemies. 575 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,403 -And I learned that-- -Yeah, no. 576 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:24,529 -Give us a minute. -Yeah. 577 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,740 I don’t know what I was gonna say anyway. 578 00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:29,451 Mr. B? Has anyone seen my robot? 579 00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:31,244 Oh, there you are. What happened? 580 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:34,164 I had to roll all the way home. 581 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,041 Well, we’re missing several students. 582 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,376 That’s the last time I let you chaperone. 583 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,587 "Let" me chaperone? 584 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,922 Yes, you had it easy. Candide made me work 585 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:45,842 the entire time you were gone. It was the worst. 586 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,220 -What are you doing? -New lasagna. 587 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,430 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 588 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:51,723 -Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta! -(SCREAMS) 589 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,266 Mr. B! Oh, fence, turn around. 590 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,268 I don’t like this game! (SCREAMING) 591 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,686 MR. B: (EVIL VOICE) That’s a spicy meatball! 592 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,104 That’s a spicy meatball! 593 00:23:58,146 --> 00:23:59,773 -PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH: No, no, no, no, no. -MR. B: New lasagna! 594 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,232 SCUDWORTH: (SCREAMING) Another fence, 595 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,233 turn around again! 596 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,443 (MR. B SPLUTTERING) 597 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,612 SCUDWORTH: (SCREAMING) Okay, I’ll make a lasagna, okay? 598 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,780 Another fence. 599 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,823 This is not a nice way to resolve conflict! 600 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:10,283 Oh, there's a fence, turn around! 601 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,951 MR. B: You're a spicy meatball! 602 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:14,996 SCUDWORTH: Oh, no, a fence! I need a vacation! 603 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,527 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪