1 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:07,924 NARRATOR: Previously on a very special Clone High, this. 2 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,051 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 3 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:15,557 NARRATOR: Full disclosure, there was a subliminal message 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,725 embedded in there. 5 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,351 It's the reason you're now craving 6 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,311 a big ol' plate of nachos. 7 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,938 Con queso. 8 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,565 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 9 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:24,816 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 10 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:25,942 (DOOR RATTLING) 11 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,111 HARRIET TUBMAN: Yes, we're in. 12 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:31,990 Okay, now tell us why we’re risking suspension for this? 13 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,658 Something's up with Scudworth. 14 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,994 No one’s seen him since Confucius's foster parents 15 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,037 gave him all that money 16 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,288 at the parent-principal conferences. 17 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:41,291 You mean when he accepted the generous gift they gave him? 18 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,917 Because they also tried to give Joan money, 19 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,169 but she didn't even want it. 20 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:47,047 It felt like they were paying me to be your girlfriend. 21 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,799 They were paying you because you're my girlfriend. 22 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:50,967 Let's focus, please. 23 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,511 I have a strong suspicion Scudworth is hiding something. 24 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:56,389 Yup, I think you're right. No way he could afford 25 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,183 this stuff on a principal's salary. 26 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,852 I'm sure nipple cream is just the tip of the iceberg. 27 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,688 And "tip of the iceberg" is what I call nipples. 28 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,524 Uh, guys, check this out. I think I hit the jackpot. 29 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,193 ALL: Scudworth's Secret Diary! 30 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,652 CLEOPATRA: (GROANS) Gross, a book! 31 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,196 Wait, are we really gonna read that? 32 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,614 I mean, it's private. 33 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:15,950 Frida should do it. She's great at betraying trust. 34 00:01:16,033 --> 00:01:19,162 Or maybe Cleo should read it. She's great at adding drama. 35 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,206 -Did I miss something? -CLONES: They broke up. 36 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,374 Didn't catch a word of that, 37 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,167 you all, er, uh, spoke at the same time. 38 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,044 Here, I'll take it. (CLEARS THROAT) 39 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,545 (IMITATES SCUDWORTH) "Dear Diary, 40 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:30,256 parent-principal conferences were a success 41 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:34,009 and I'm officially rich. Time to rent a speed boat." 42 00:01:34,051 --> 00:01:36,054 And what a speedy little boat she is. 43 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,181 Speeding me toward my destiny. 44 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,390 So, just to be clear, 45 00:01:39,473 --> 00:01:43,228 we're going to an island you bought online sight unseen? 46 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:46,021 Not just any island, the island of my dreams. 47 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,858 And I'm not an idiot, I only gave them half upfront. 48 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,985 Who exactly is "them"? 49 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,238 A Venezuelan general, known as... 50 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,448 El Fantasma Cibernética. 51 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,866 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 52 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,828 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -Pretty sure that means cyber-ghost. 53 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,747 So cool, right? How fun is buying islands? 54 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,749 ♪ ("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG" BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪ 55 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:08,836 ♪ Way, way back in the 1980s Secret government employees ♪ 56 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,548 ♪ Dug up famous guys And ladies ♪ 57 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:14,551 ♪ And made amusing Genetic copies ♪ 58 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:17,429 ♪ Then the clones as teens Were frozen ♪ 59 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:20,306 ♪ Thawed out decades later Why? ♪ 60 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:23,435 ♪ Back for reasons They're not disclosin' ♪ 61 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:28,815 ♪ Giving high school Another try ♪ 62 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:35,447 ♪ It's time to watch Clone High ♪ 63 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:41,661 ♪ Energetic and engaging Clone High ♪ 64 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:48,043 ♪ Our angst is entertaining Clone High ♪ 65 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,546 ♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 66 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,341 I knew he stole the school's money. 67 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,468 That bastard! 68 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:59,471 And he immediately got it stolen. That dumb bastard. 69 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,639 Why'd he want an island in the first place? 70 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,600 Probably 'cause he's a dumb bastard. 71 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,935 Hey. Anyone else notice this weird leak in the wall? 72 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,145 -CLONES: Shh. -Rude. 73 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,147 -Can I continue? -CLONES: Yes! 74 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,316 "My lifelong dream was in reach." 75 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,985 I negotiated quite a deal on the island, 76 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,738 leaving me plenty of cash to build my precious theme park. 77 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:18,615 I wish anything meant as much to me 78 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:21,451 as the theme parks mean to you, sir. 79 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,453 Oh, they've meant everything to me, 80 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,538 since I was a pre-pubescent boy. 81 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:26,998 ♪ (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS, STOPS) ♪ 82 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,833 JFK: Wait, are we about to go from a flashback 83 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,001 into a deeper flashback? 84 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,503 -CLONES: Shh. JFK! -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 85 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,171 JOAN OF ARC: It's like Inception. Duh! 86 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,507 JFK: Whoa, sorry. Flashback inside a flashback. 87 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,175 -Here we go. -♪ (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 88 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:39,386 PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH: Every weekend, my parents would take me 89 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,179 to Yesterworld Theme Park, 90 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,180 where history comes alive! 91 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,934 But alas, I only got as far as the gates. 92 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,770 MR. BUTLERTRON: How tragic. You were crippled. 93 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:49,938 SCUDWORTH: Only emotionally. 94 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,523 -My legs were fine. -♪ (SORROWFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 95 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,066 SCUDWORTH: My parents were ruthless grifters 96 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:55,276 and this was their most lucrative grift. 97 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,362 They never even let me go inside the park 98 00:03:57,445 --> 00:04:00,949 or try one of their famous one-foot-long hot dogs. 99 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,534 And when it was all over, 100 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,661 -I didn't get so much as a warm hug. -(BOTH LAUGH) 101 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,165 Whoa. I didn't know Scudworth had evil parents. 102 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,959 You thought that guy had normal parents? 103 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,377 What is normal, Joan? 104 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,962 You don't like it when parents steal money, 105 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,005 but you also don't like it when they give you money? 106 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,757 I'm just trying to keep up here. 107 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:21,886 Holy shit, are you guys, like, reading Scudworth's journal? 108 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,930 Okay, we're not starting over. 109 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,891 That was directed towards them and you, Frida. 110 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,727 -(GROANS) -Allow me. 111 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,563 Okay. So, Mr. B's driving the boat and he goes... 112 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,606 (IMITATES MR. B) "Did you eventually go to Yesterworld..." 113 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,900 ...after your parents died in that freak accident? 114 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,277 I had nothing to do 115 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,071 with their banana-peel on-the-edge-of-the-Grand-Canyon freak accident! 116 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,199 But yes, I did go to the park directly from the funeral. 117 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,743 (HUMS CHEERFUL TUNE) 118 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,828 I was finally free to enter Yesterworld 119 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,830 as an unaccompanied minor with dead parents. 120 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,415 (CONTINUES HUMMING) 121 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,334 I desperately wanted those historical figures 122 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,543 to give me the love... 123 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,295 -(GROANS) -...my parents never did. 124 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,839 -(ROBOTIC VOICE) Four score and seven years ago... -(MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 125 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:00,258 -...our fathers brought forth... -SCUDWORTH: But I soon discovered, 126 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,093 they weren't historical figures at all. 127 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,261 ANIMATRONIC: Chop, chop, chop. 128 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,680 I need wood for teeth. I need wood for teeth. 129 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,515 Let them eat cake. 130 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,727 SCUDWORTH: They were cold, unfeeling, animatronic fakes! 131 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:14,314 And then I saw the foot-long hot dog. 132 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,440 (ECHOING) Gasp! 133 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,276 I vowed I would build a theme park 134 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,944 to put Yesterworld to shame! 135 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,614 Where the historical figures were flesh and blood! 136 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,658 And where the foot-long hot dogs measured three feet in length! 137 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,035 Uh, now, slow down. 138 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,579 -We should be getting close to Jagged Rock Point. -To what now? 139 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:31,331 SCUDWORTH: (SCREAMS) Flip! (GROANS) 140 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,665 (DOLPHIN SQUEAKING) 141 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,250 I did it. 142 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,586 (KISSES, SPITS) 143 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:37,837 I'm finally here! 144 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,882 The future home... (SHOUTING) ...of Cloney Island! 145 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,468 HARRIET: Hold on, Cloney Island? 146 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,304 What's that? Like a clone-themed amusement park? 147 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,430 Oh, my God. 148 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,767 He wants us to give him the love his family never did. 149 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,977 That's, like, so sad. 150 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,438 Maybe we should stop and just respect his privacy. 151 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,898 Ooh! There's sand in this page. 152 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:59,067 -CLONES: Ooh! -HARRIET: Ooh! Sand! 153 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,821 I don't think we're going to get our boat rental deposit back. 154 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,783 What do we need a boat for? We're here! 155 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,119 Where's my murse with all the cash? 156 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,745 Found it. 157 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:13,289 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ -What is this? 158 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,499 SCUDWORTH: Not that one! 159 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,334 That's my murse with the light weights 160 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,502 for workouts on the go. 161 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,671 Ah, yes! There's my money murse. 162 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,799 Now, let's do like Dora and explor-a. 163 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,009 Vamos! 164 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,512 I'm the map! 165 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,014 SCUDWORTH: The air was sticky hot 166 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,557 and smelled of citrus, 167 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,642 like a freshly deodorized armpit. 168 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:35,520 The island's untouched beauty, the perfect canvas 169 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,730 for my masterpiece. 170 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:40,650 ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 171 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,735 What's this? 172 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,363 Turnstiles? 173 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,324 An under construction roller coaster? 174 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,534 Classic theme park signage? 175 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:53,371 This wasn't mentioned in the listing. 176 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,290 -♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -What was that? 177 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,542 I heard a rustle. 178 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:01,504 Ooh, which one? Crowe? Brand? Keri? The love muscle? 179 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:04,674 Westbrook? Kurt? Oh, please, let it be Kurt. 180 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,886 -(RUSTLING) -Roll for your lives! 181 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,513 -(BOTH MUMBLING FRANTICALLY) -(GROANS) 182 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:11,723 Gasp! 183 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:12,974 (SQUEALS, SCREAMS) 184 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,143 (BOTH GASP) 185 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,188 (BOTH PANT) 186 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,356 (SCUDWORTH GROANING) 187 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,399 -(YELPS) Wha... -♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 188 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,027 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 189 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,904 Cinnamon Scudworth? 190 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,739 Sandra Sandria? 191 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,867 You came for me, my lover! You came! 192 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,370 -JFK: (LAUGHS) Scudworth came! -CLONES: Shh! JFK! 193 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:37,248 Is it really you after all these years? 194 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,335 Is it really you after all these years? 195 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,003 There's one way to find out. 196 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,923 ♪ (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 197 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:47,717 You have matching tattoos of pi! 198 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,428 We stopped at 69 for obvious reasons. 199 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,264 Yes, because Dr. Denton Cooley implanted the first temporary 200 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,768 artificial heart on April 4, 1969. We all know this! 201 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,895 Oh, my studly Scudly. 202 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,730 I never thought I'd see you again. 203 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,273 I find that hard to believe 204 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,775 since you're standing on my island. 205 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,945 Your island? But I've owned this island for years. 206 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,822 SCUDWORTH: I've got the deed right here. 207 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:12,117 That's signed by someone named Cyber Ghost. 208 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,661 It says you're the proud owner of jack shit. 209 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,747 -What? -I mean, it's written on a Long John Silver's menu. 210 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,374 (BELL RINGING) 211 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:23,128 Oh, who cares, Scuddy. All that matters is you're here! 212 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,130 Hey, I have someone I want you to meet. 213 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,633 Come out, Mrs. C, and meet my college sweetheart! 214 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,010 ♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 215 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,636 (BOING) 216 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,309 (WOLF-WHISTLING) 217 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,770 Spit-spot, you two. 218 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,690 You're just as practically perfect as Sandra described. 219 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,693 Oh my God. Do you see what's happening here? 220 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,445 Yeah, two weirdo ex-lovers 221 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,238 now both have robot best friends. 222 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,116 No! The reason Scudworth's been acting so strange 223 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,994 is because he just reunited with the love of his life. 224 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,620 It's actually kind of sweet. 225 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,666 The leak's getting worse, you guys. 226 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,753 -CLONES: Shh. -You sound just like the leak. 227 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:08,173 You stole my idea of having a British robot sidekick. 228 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,717 Was stealing my heart and my dreams not enough? 229 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,094 I remember it like it was right now. 230 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,096 You see, Sandra and I 231 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,683 both majored in Mad Science with a minor in Theme Parks. 232 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,477 -(FAST-FORWARDING SQUEAKING) -JFK: Nerds being nerds. 233 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,686 Nerderly, nerderly nerdle. 234 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,563 Nerd, nerd, nerd. Nerdy, nerd, nerd. 235 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,815 -Now here we go. Okay, here we go. -♪ (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 236 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,109 SCUDWORTH: Our theme park dreams bonded us. 237 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:31,196 Me, Cloney Island, and her, Texasland. 238 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,157 A theme park like Texas, where everything is too big, 239 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,700 the infrastructure is crumbling, 240 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,577 you need no permission to buy a gun, 241 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,205 and every permission to see a doctor! 242 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,540 Whilst on a paddle boat, I romantically told her 243 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,001 I had saved up enough money to make our dreams come true 244 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,753 and buy my C-shaped island for Cloney Island. 245 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:47,837 (THUNDER CLAPPING) 246 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,506 SCUDWORTH: That was when she said that she thought 247 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,383 we should use the money for Texasland. 248 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,842 -(INAUDIBLE) -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 249 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,719 SCUDWORTH: I was completely blindsided. 250 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,471 Cloney Island meant everything to me, 251 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,555 and she knew it! 252 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,890 -(KNIFE SLASHING) -(CRIES) 253 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,058 SCUDWORTH: So I told her... 254 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,185 -(IN SLOW MOTION) No. -(THUNDER CLAPPING) 255 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,063 SCUDWORTH: When I woke up the next morning, 256 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,564 Sandra and the money were gone. 257 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,567 And I was heartbroken, and broke broken. 258 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:14,239 First, his parents let him down, then the theme park characters, 259 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,740 and now the love of his life! 260 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,326 (SCOFFS) This was not supposed to make me feel this way. 261 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,494 Should we stop? 262 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:20,787 -Don't you dare. -Keep reading. 263 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,288 Make with the words and the talking. 264 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,916 You think I took your money and left? 265 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,251 No, you see... 266 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:31,256 I kept thinking about our fight, so I did predictive formulas. 267 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,592 You were right, Texasland was never gonna work. 268 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,761 An island of cloned historical figures 269 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,264 was obviously much more rational. 270 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,516 I borrowed your money to surprise you 271 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,060 by purchasing the C-shaped tropical paradise 272 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,604 and getting a head start on Cloney Island. 273 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,606 -Unfortunately, I crashed my boat... -(SCREAMS) 274 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,734 -(DOLPHIN SQUEAKING) -...on some jagged rocks, stranding me here 275 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,361 for the past 30 to 50 years. 276 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:56,197 I used the ship's wreckage to construct Mrs. C. 277 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,449 -And did my best to build... -Yay! 278 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,201 ...Cloney Island with the resources at my disposal. 279 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,370 -All while dreaming you'd come for me. -(HAMMERING) 280 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,748 -(SIGHS) -And you finally did! 281 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,250 SCUDWORTH: Preposterous! 282 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,586 You clearly stole my money to build Texasland 283 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,837 and leave me forever. 284 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,423 I can prove everything is true. 285 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,592 Sir, may I have a word? 286 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,135 (WHEELS SQUEAKING) 287 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,220 She stole your money and your virginity. 288 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,974 What if she tries to steal one of those things again? 289 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,477 I'm not some naive, little babe-of-the-wood. 290 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,979 You gave your money to a cyber ghost. 291 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,482 That's different! This woman tore my heart out. 292 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,151 There's zero chance I'm letting my guard down again. 293 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,194 SANDRA SANDRIA: Oh, Scudly. 294 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,820 I have something I wanna show you. 295 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,322 Coming, my love. 296 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,948 -(GROANS) -(WHEELS SQUEAKING) 297 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,326 Oh, relax, I call everyone "my love." 298 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,953 I don't know why you think this will change my mind. 299 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,331 Look around you, Scudworth. What do you see? 300 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,874 -OFF-SCREEN MAN: Yee-haw! -(WHIP CRACKING) 301 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:51,503 You built Texasland, which proves you grifted me! 302 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,256 Texasland? No, this is Cloney Island. 303 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,842 Well, what about that ten-gallon hat? 304 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,428 ♪ (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 305 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,181 -Is that-- -A three-foot long hot dog stand? 306 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,058 You bet your sweet ass it is! 307 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,060 I made all of this for you. 308 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,853 She's clearly telling the truth. 309 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,022 -I don't believe her. -What? Why not? 310 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,691 I don't know. Maybe because my family 311 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,359 was never around while I was growing up, 312 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,486 and now I'm terrified the people I care about most 313 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,529 will abandon me. 314 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,531 Wait, are you talking about me again? 315 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,324 Should I be, Joan? Should I be? 316 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,702 Okay, can you please stop making this about you, 317 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,079 when it's so clearly about me and Frida. 318 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,790 Shh! Be quiet, this part's about the robots. 319 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,882 If you find the element of fun in any task then snap, 320 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,677 the job's a game. Might I have a go? 321 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,722 Knock yourself out, Julie Android. 322 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,390 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 323 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,685 Just a spoonful of oil makes the lubrication sound. 324 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,563 Is anything else lubricated? 325 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,527 ♪ (SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 326 00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,738 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 327 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,575 You're making me rust. 328 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,580 Hee-hee-hee. Ooh, ooh. 329 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,832 ♪ (SENSUAL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 330 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:14,544 My God, is this a love cabana? (CHUCKLES) 331 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,088 Sorry Sandy, I can't be seduced like some F-boy 332 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,423 on some F-boy island. 333 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,966 I just need you to see this. 334 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,094 To cope with missing you, I wrote you hundreds of letters! 335 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,096 I built a detailed coconut version of you 336 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,264 I call Coconutworth 337 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,141 that I keep having to rebuild 338 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,101 because after a lot of French kissing, 339 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,479 -the husk starts to rot. -I see. 340 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,981 So, you've had a fair bit of practice with me over the years. 341 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,233 I know you inside and out, 342 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,778 top to bottom, stem to stern, 343 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,864 from the hairy husk to the milky interior. 344 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,240 Oh, my! 345 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,242 -CONFUCIUS: Tropical sex montage! -JOAN: Ew, old people, gross! 346 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,411 -♪ (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) ♪ -♪ Making love On a tropical island ♪ 347 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,664 ♪ It's such a special Island feeling ♪ 348 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,751 -♪ But when the sun Beats down on my bare butt ♪ -(PANTS) 349 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,796 ♪ My crispy bun skin Will be peeling ♪ 350 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,132 ♪ Just make your way On down to the equator ♪ 351 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,677 ♪ Then down a little further ♪ 352 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,222 ♪ Discover a place That's fun to explore ♪ 353 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,641 ♪ And find yourself Your hidden treasure ♪ 354 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:13,228 -♪ On a tropical island Where sex marks the spot ♪ -(MOANING AND SCREAMING) 355 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,939 ♪ There's not much to do So we do it a lot ♪ 356 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,817 -♪ Fire ants making All our crevices hot ♪ -(BOTH SCREAM IN PAIN) 357 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,945 ♪ On a tropical island Where sex marks the spot ♪ 358 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,739 ♪ My papaya goes Into your coconut ♪ 359 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,784 -(BOTH MOANING) -♪ On a tropical island ♪ 360 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,994 -(ALL MOAN) -♪ Where sex marks the spot ♪ 361 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,830 -MRS. C: Yes. Yes. Yes! -(BEEPING RAPIDLY) 362 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,331 -♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ -(EXPLOSION) 363 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,875 Oh, Sandy-Andy, it's been so long, 364 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,335 but much like my balls, 365 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,005 our love has grown deeper and hairier. 366 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,299 Oh, I've been waiting for this moment for 30 to 50 years. 367 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:46,511 Coconutworth could never love me like you do. 368 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,513 Oh, don't get me wrong, he tried. 369 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,516 He wanted it something awful. 370 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,184 But it was never you. 371 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,352 (SQUELCHING KISSING) 372 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,855 -CLONES: Aw. -What's wrong with you all? 373 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,774 She stole his money and now she's gaslighting him. 374 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:00,984 What are you talking about? 375 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,944 She tried to do a big romantic gesture, 376 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,821 and he was too insecure to see it. 377 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,700 Here, I'll prove it. Okay, so Scudworth's all... 378 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,910 (IMITATES SCUDWORTH) "You're the only person in the world 379 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,830 that understands me, my little poopsy cake." 380 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,915 Sandra, I never want to lose you again. 381 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,710 If only we could be together forever, but well... 382 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,212 -Never mind. -What is it, my love? Tell me. 383 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,548 It's just, you dream of staying here 384 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,467 and building Cloney Island. 385 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,762 And now, I dream of getting off this island. 386 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,221 I wanna go home. 387 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,556 Well, that's where we'll go. 388 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,933 Texasland and Cloney Island be damned! 389 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,019 -Then they have sex again... -CLONES: Ew! 390 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,354 -Then they have sex again. -CLONES: Ew. 391 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,563 Then the robots have sex 392 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,231 for like eighteen hours apparently. 393 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,900 -(CLONES GROANING) -Then-- Okay, they're finished. 394 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,193 JFK: Well, that's impressive. 395 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,486 MRS. C: Sigh. 396 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:48,031 Oh, Mrs. C, I never dreamed I'd find someone like you, 397 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,741 because I can't dream. 398 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:54,037 Maybe I shouldn't have been so reluctant to trust Sandra. 399 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,080 Oh. 400 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,831 What is it, my love? 401 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,709 Sandra's grifting Scudworth, again. 402 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,961 She said she'd unplug me if I said anything. 403 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:05,423 But I can't lie to you, Mr. B. She just wants his money 404 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,758 and a ride home. 405 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,010 You can't let her get away with it. 406 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,765 Gasp! 407 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,851 We're going home, Mr. B, and it was all my idea. 408 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,687 It came to me clearly after climax. 409 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,605 She's just trying to steal your money again 410 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,565 and escape in our boat. 411 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,609 You're not listening, you little Pish-Posh-Spice! 412 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,610 Sandra's an angel 413 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,530 with flirty fat deposits where Daddy likey. 414 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,948 I have nothing to worry about. 415 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,117 My money murse hasn't left my sight. 416 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,912 It was a very helpful cushion during our love that we made. 417 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,455 Sir, you're making a mistake! 418 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,125 Humans don't make mistakes in love! 419 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,668 My decision is final. 420 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,877 Poor Scudworth. 421 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,130 That's what happens when you let your guard down. 422 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,757 When I let my guard down more water gets in. (SCREAMS) 423 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,885 -If a guy can't trust a woman with a matching butt tattoo... -(ABE LINCOLN SCREAMING) 424 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,721 ...what hope do the rest of us have? 425 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,640 (SCOFFS) Listen to you all. Bunch of downers, man. 426 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,267 Scudworth's story isn't even over. 427 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,811 And I for one am not giving up on love just yet. 428 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,480 Now give me that thing. Let's finish this. 429 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,648 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 430 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,154 Goodbye, Cloney Island. 431 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,698 Thank you for not killing my future wife. 432 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,951 -M'lady. -M'sir. 433 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,453 Anchor up, Mr. B. 434 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,001 Hurry, Cinnamon! Here! Throw me your murse 435 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,502 so it doesn't get wet. 436 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,837 Oh, sure. 437 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,630 That doesn't sound suspicious at all 438 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,674 because of our strong, betrayal-proof love... 439 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,509 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ -...is what I would say 440 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,553 if this wasn't all part of your plan, Sandra Sandria! 441 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,763 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ -What? 442 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,765 -Twist! -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ 443 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,516 I'll admit you had me fooled at first. 444 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,935 I really wanted to believe that you weren't after my money. 445 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,687 And you would've gotten away with it too, 446 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,689 if it weren't for the lies on your feet. 447 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,443 2018 second-edition Reeboks. 448 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,653 If you had been here for 30 to 50 years, 449 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,572 you wouldn't have those. 450 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,990 So last night while you were sleeping, 451 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,367 I switched my money murse 452 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,619 with my weighted-for-workouts on-the-go murse. 453 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,162 Because you'd obviously switched them 454 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,539 while I was sleeping the night before. 455 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,250 Now, I have the money murse and you look stupid! 456 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,669 Wrong! 457 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,046 I didn't switch your murses the night before last. 458 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,881 And those were new Reeboks. 459 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,093 They washed ashore after a Reebok-sponsored party catamaran 460 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:16,096 sunk because it was weighed down by too many bottle girls. 461 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,973 Wait! You didn't switch the murses? (GASPS) 462 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,558 -Twist! -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ 463 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,061 SANDRA: I only switched the murses this morning, 464 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:25,063 while you were sleeping. 465 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,690 Not because I was grifting you, 466 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,900 -but because I was worried about your back. -(SNORES) 467 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,443 SANDRA: You wouldn't stop carrying your murse, 468 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,904 and I noticed your scoliosis is kind of out of control. 469 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,240 So I switched it out with a lighter murse. 470 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,409 I'm just trying to figure out why your workout murse 471 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,285 is lighter than your money murse. 472 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,080 But you wanted me to throw you my murse, to steal it. 473 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,581 I was trying to help. 474 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,584 A leather murse wouldn't survive salt water. 475 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,005 Wait, if I-- and then-- and she-- which means... 476 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,256 Realization! 477 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,465 If there was no first switch, 478 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,259 that means my switch was the first switch, 479 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,427 and then you switched it back, 480 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,387 so this should still be my money murse. 481 00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,849 (SCREAMS) This can't be. It's just full of lady weights. 482 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,226 I mean, small-sized man weights for men. 483 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,519 Oh, no! 484 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:08,106 -I too have a twist. -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ 485 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,443 MR. B: I was trying to save your money, 486 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,695 -so at last night's Hibachi dinner... -SCUDWORTH: Gimme that shrimp. 487 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,613 ...while you were busy choking on hilarious shrimp, 488 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,992 -I switched the murses. -(CHOKING) 489 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,077 MR. B: You didn't even notice 490 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:24,289 because you're so frigging obsessed with shrimp. 491 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,999 Yum. (CHOKES) 492 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:30,962 I had to do something after Mrs. C said Sandra was evil. 493 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,922 Mrs. C said what? 494 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,633 Who cares? I'm just happy that no one was grifting 495 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,469 and the money is securely on the boat. 496 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,220 You mean, securely in... 497 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,472 -me? -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ 498 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,557 -I twist your twist... -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ 499 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,517 (IN COCKNEY ACCENT) ...ya bloody wank stains! 500 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,227 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ -(BOTH GASP) 501 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,648 Gasp! 502 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,649 CLEO: Oh my God! 503 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,318 -JOAN: Mrs. C is a bitch! -Holy Rancho Cucamonga! 504 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,444 And a cockney accent? 505 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:57,530 -Talk about My Unfair Lady. -(LAUGHS, SCREAMS) 506 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,741 MRS. C: For 30 to 50 years, all she did... 507 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,993 -(INAUDIBLE) -...was talk about that gormless knob, Scudworth. 508 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,995 You know what people don't talk about in Cast Away? 509 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,830 The blasted mental health of Wilson. 510 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,791 That poor fuckin' volleyball. 511 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,000 (WATER SPLASHES) 512 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,169 MRS. C: I realized that dumb twat Sandra 513 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,837 would never leave this fuckin' island, 514 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,048 always holdin' onto hope that Scudworth 515 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,591 would come back for her one day. 516 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,511 -Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. -ABE: Would it be offensive to ask for subtitles? 517 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,681 MRS. C: 518 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,684 -♪ (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -MRS. C: 519 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,197 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -MRS. C: 520 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,493 Now, I've got the funds I need 521 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,662 to launch a startup in Silicon Valley, yeah. 522 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:48,289 Because no one can tell you're launching a robot uprising 523 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,709 if you say it's an app for weight loss, innit? 524 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,420 My God. The grift to end all grifts. 525 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,964 How could you, Mrs. C? 526 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,049 Scudworth, I'm staying with you! 527 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,718 (GASPS, GRUNTS) 528 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,938 ♪ (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 529 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,487 -Oliver twist, bitch! -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ 530 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,866 I love America! 531 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,200 Fuck off. 532 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,536 Oh, piss off, ya sod! 533 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,039 I'll always love you, Cinnamon! 534 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,750 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Ditto, Sandra! Ditto. 535 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,295 Final twist! I 'id the deed with Coconutworth. 536 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,006 -Right in his coconut butt! -What? 537 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,591 (BOAT ENGINE REVVING) 538 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,386 Sir, I'm so sorry. 539 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:47,766 (SOBS) No, Mr. B, I'm sorry. If only I'd trusted Sandra, 540 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,601 I'd still have my money. 541 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,436 And now, we're stranded on this island, 542 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,647 and worst of all, my love did the deed with Coconutworth 543 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:58,651 right in his coconut butt. I'll kill him. (GRUNTS) 544 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,945 -(GRUNTS) -Sir, stop. 545 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:04,699 She didn't say she did the deed with Coconutworth. 546 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,868 Of course she did, Mr. B. Don't gaslight me! 547 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:10,705 She said she hid the deed with Coconutworth! 548 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,665 Hid the deed with Coconutworth? 549 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,377 -Right in his coconut butt. -Right in his coconut butt. 550 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,461 (GRUNTS) Ha! 551 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,463 -Spread 'em. -♪ (HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 552 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,632 (GASPS) She gave me the island after all. 553 00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:26,471 I guess true love and generosity were the real grift all along. 554 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,640 ♪ (SORROWFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 555 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,308 (VOICE BREAKING) To be continued. 556 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,520 CLONES: Aw. 557 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,313 ♪ (SORROWFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 558 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,606 FRIDA KAHLO: Cleo. 559 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:39,150 I don't want that to be us in 30 to 50 years. 560 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,444 Full of unresolved issues and hooking up 561 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,530 with coconut versions of ourselves. 562 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:46,533 Maybe we could start over as friends? 563 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:49,619 Just say like, "Hi, bitch" to each other in the hallways. 564 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,329 Which I was gonna do anyway, 565 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,373 but instead of... (STERNLY) "Hi, bitch," 566 00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:55,458 more like... (SOFTLY) "Hi, bitch." 567 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,502 Sounds good, bitch. 568 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,879 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 569 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,298 And I see now that not taking money is a sign 570 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,175 of how much you care about someone. 571 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,177 Sorry it took me so long to realize that, Joan. 572 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,513 Thanks for not taking money from my parents. 573 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,391 You realize the circumstances are completely different. 574 00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:12,475 They are? 575 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,477 You know what? You learned a lesson. 576 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,146 That's all that matters. 577 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:19,190 I'm actually heartbroken for Scudworth. 578 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,859 How's that even possible? 579 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:24,029 What I wanna know is, how'd his journal get back here 580 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,739 if he's stuck on an island somewhere? 581 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,533 And what is the deal with all the water seeping in here? 582 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,201 -(LOUD CRASH) -(ALL SCREAM) 583 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,703 And what the fuck was that? 584 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,205 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 585 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,125 What the... 586 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,376 SCUDWORTH: (OVER SPEAKER) Final twist! 587 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,878 -(LAUGHS) -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ 588 00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:41,463 SCUDWORTH: I knew you meddling teens 589 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,673 wouldn't be able to resist nosing around in my secrets, 590 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,550 keeping you all in one place long enough 591 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,886 to put the entire school in a submarine! 592 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,972 -Okay, not heartbroken anymore. -I knew it! 593 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,391 That explains the earthquake! And the dripping water! 594 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,559 And the coelacanth. 595 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:57,520 Just say fish, yo. 596 00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:58,730 -(LOUD CRASH) -(CLONES YELLING) 597 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:00,065 SCUDWORTH: Next stop, 598 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,900 Cloney Island. 599 00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:05,236 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪ -Oh, boy, my ears are popping. Yikes! 600 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,738 (SLURPS) 601 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:07,864 (CUP AND PHONE CLATTER) 602 00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,532 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 603 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,287 Submarine tracks? 604 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:17,749 -Scudworth! -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CRESCENDOES) ♪ 605 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,127 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 606 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,299 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪