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"There comes a time
in every rightly-constructed
child's life
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when they have
a fervent desire
to go somewhere
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and dig for hidden treasure."
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There it is.
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Okay,
so what's the plan now?
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What does the line
at the end of the book say?
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"The Widow Douglas invests
in the gold which Tom
and Huck found."
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So where'd they find it?
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McDougal's Cave.
It's like a mile from the river.
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Guys, that was great.
That will make
for a perfect intro.
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Let's go again.
Guys. Guys!
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"Sometimes the legend
of some riches comes
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so heavily wrapped
in folklore
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that you gotta scrape away
the edges to work out
what's honest to goodness
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and what's hogwash."
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Many o' folk
have gone searchin'
for Tom Sawyer's gold before,
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but most all have lacked
the wit to match ol' Tom
and Mr. Twain.
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Yeah, maybe Woody's right.
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We should go away
and think up a plan.
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Yeah, like really put a good
week's worth into planning it.
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All right.
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Please tell me that
was your stomach.
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I was hoping
it was yours.
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When I get to three,
run into the cave.
One, two...
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Three!
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Woody!
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This gold ol'
Tom Sawyer found,
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pirate gold it was.
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And which Mr. Twain
scribbled down about.
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Well, that treasure's
as real as the day is long.
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Now, what fills me
with such earthly
confidence in the matter?
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Simple, 'cause my great-grandpa
helped him hide it.
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These folks
who go searching,
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well, the good ones
find reward enough
in the journey itself,
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but there was one
who came close.
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Oh!
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Now, if you can believe it,
folks used to know this one
as about the bravest,
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most adventurous spirit
this side of... well, anywhere.
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Agatha Armstrong,
Aggy to you and me,
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came into this world with
the single, most voracious
thirst for adventure.
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Oh, yeah.
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There she is.
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Right there.
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The reptilian carnivore
mississippiensis ,
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better known as
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the American alligator.
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Okay.
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Couldn't have
bothered you anymore.
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Oh, God. Go away! Go away!
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Hey, snappy! How about you pick
on someone your own size?
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Ow!
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Get out of here, darling.
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Ha-ha!
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How do you like that,
you scallywag!
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Picking on a little girl.
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I don't care
if this is your swamp.
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- You can talk?
- Hm!
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Hi. Eurydice B. Magillicuddy.
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However, you can call me
Mrs. Mac.
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Thanks for saving me.
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I was almost like...
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A goner?
Oh, all in a day's work!
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Now, where might one find
a hearty bowl
of calcium-rich liquid gold?
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It's funny the companions
you pick up along life's road.
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Before long, they were
the most famous feline
and biped explorers
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in the entire universe.
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Well, entire world.
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That was until
this young'un came along
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and something in Aggy changed.
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She went from the most
devil-may-care
adrenaline junkie
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to, well, a klutz.
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You're gonna be late again!
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Antony...
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And an overprotective one
at that.
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It weren't his fault.
Not really.
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If only they didn't make
those little plastic
building blocks
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so damned tasty
to a two-year-old.
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Doctor told her to best keep
a closer eye on him
moving forward.
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And did she ever.
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Have yourself a day
wherever you are.
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- Now, do you have your--
- I'm gonna be late.
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Then you should have
gotten up sooner.
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- Have you charged your phone
in case there's an emergency?
- Mom.
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- Yes.
- It's better safe than sorry.
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- Yes, Mom. I'm gonna be late.
- Okay. Drink.
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- What? What is this?
- Just drink it.
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- I gotta go.
- It's good for you.
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Gross.
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She still thinks I'm three years old.
I'm being suffocated.
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Yeah, suffocated
by your mom.
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Yeah, that'd suck.
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Dude, really?
I'm baring my soul here.
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I mean, my mom never crossed
the entire Arabian desert
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on nothing but
a gallon of water.
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Just to get lost
at sea for 75 days
on an inflatable raft,
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fending off pirates at
every turn. I'm just saying.
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Yeah, well, don't.
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Hey, Ant, come on.
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It's gonna be
a boring party anyway.
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Mm, I love you,
Miss Armstrong.
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Damn, what the--
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Good morning,
sleeping beauty.
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Lay off me, Lennon.
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And here we have the rare beast,
the galactus stare-a-sarus.
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- I'm sorry,
I wasn't, um...
- I'm just messing with you.
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Okay, you lot. Settle down.
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Sorry, I'm late.
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Traffic was a disaster.
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All right. Right, right, right.
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Good morning, class.
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Good morning,
Miss Armstrong.
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Good morning,
Antony's mom.
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Lennon, as we've previously
discussed, in this room,
I am Miss Armstrong.
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Perhaps you would like the hour
in detention to reflect on that.
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Ooh!
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Oh, do you need a sweater?
Are you cold?
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- No?
- No. Stop it.
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Right, onto the fun stuff.
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This semester's book report.
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No. No, no, I think
you'll really get a kick
out of this one.
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Now, this particular book
is written by a man who goes
by the name of Samuel Clemens.
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Nah, Mark Twain wrote that.
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That's a pseudonym,
his pen name.
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He named his pen?
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Like a stage name?
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Yeah, like Lennon's mom
has at the zoo.
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Bobo, the-- Ow!
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Do you want more detention?
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Yes, Lu, that's exactly right.
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And the reason
he chose that name
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is because it was the call
to the riverboat captains
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to let them know that
the water was deep enough
for them to travel through.
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"Land ho! Mark Twain, captain!"
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Uh, Miss Armstrong,
are you sure we should be
learning about this book?
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It has antiquated values.
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There's validity to that point.
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But the book can't be
dismissed outright.
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Now, this offers us
incredible insight
into America's troubled past.
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This is really a parable
on developing moral code
through loyalty and friendship,
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all while showing kids
how to have some damn fun.
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I want all of you
to go treasure hunting.
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Okay.
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Through the pages
of this wonderful book,
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and you tell me how you think
Tom Sawyer and his friends
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would survive
in our modern world. Okay?
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Pass that up.
I've paired you off
into groups of three.
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Hey, we're book report mates.
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Wow! Uh, I mean,
uh, good. Great.
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Mr. Twain liked to say,
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"Never let your schooling
interfere with your education."
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For, after all, the man
who does not read books
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has no advantage over the man
who cannot read them.
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If you have any questions,
just come up and see me.
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Hey, you wanna
hang out after class?
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- Yeah.
- Cool.
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We can go over who will do
what with the assignment.
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Oh, right.
Yeah, of course.
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Cool. Sweet. See you.
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Hey, Ant, I'll be out
in a minute, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, Miss Armstrong.
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Oh, Woody,
do you have a question
about the assignment?
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No. Um, I, uh...
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I made you something.
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You...
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made me something, again.
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Um, that's very sweet.
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Oh, I-I was inspired
by that story you told us
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about the time you were lost
in the jungles of Malaysia.
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Right. Yeah.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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Uh, that's very lovely.
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What is it?
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It-it lets you hear
what animals are thinking.
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I-I figured since Mrs. Mac
never leaves your side,
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it'd be cool to hear
what she's thinking.
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See, you just press
this button right here,
and then...
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Voila!
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Maybe she just doesn't have
a whole lot going on upstairs.
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But I will try again tonight
when I get home.
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So, thank you.
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Bye, Miss Armstrong.
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Get this ridiculous
thing off my head right now.
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And don't think I won't forget.
"Maybe she doesn't have
much going on upstairs."
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Some days I really think
I should have just let
that gator take you.
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Hush, you.
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Okay.
Onto the matter at hand.
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Ah, yes. The interview.
Are you ready?
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No. No, I, um,
I'm freaking out about it.
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Come on,
we did this last night.
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- What are you?
- I'm a tiger.
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- I can't hear you.
- I'm a tiger.
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And what does a tiger do?
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They devour their prey.
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And what are you
going to do?
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I'm going to devour my prey.
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So let's get to it.
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Okay.
I am a tiger.
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I'm a tiger.
I'm perfect for this job.
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I'm the only person
for this job.
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I'm gonna get this job.
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- Aggy.
- Hi.
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- Thanks for coming.
- Of course, Jenny.
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It's not every day
that you get to interview
for your dream job.
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Oh.
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Oh, I-- I've come across
too eager, haven't I?
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Um...
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Aggy, this is--
this is just awkward. Uh...
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The head of the natural
history position has,
um, it's been filled.
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Oh.
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Oh. Um...
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Was it-- was it something I did?
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No, no, no, no. I mean,
you're one of our
favorite teachers.
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It was sudden,
you know?
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And I mean, honestly,
I didn't even have much say.
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I've been practically
training my entire life
for this type of position.
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Oh, I know. I mean,
we all love hearing
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all the stories of your
youthful endeavors.
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It's just that, um...
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Well, someone applied that
has a more, just slightly
more recent résumé.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Who?
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- Agatha.
- AJ.
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Oh, wait.
Oh, you two, you--
you know each other.
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- We do.
- We do. Yes.
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- Agatha used to be my...
- Acquaintance.
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What are you doing in town?
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Well, the school was in need
of a world-renowned explorer
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to head the natural
history department,
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and, uh, I was in between gigs
and thought, "What the hell?"
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Do you mind
if Jenny and I talk?
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Ooh, no, no, no.
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Go right ahead.
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Oh, we're gonna sit. Okay.
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Oh! Yeah, of course.
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Bye.
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I am 100 times
the scholar he is.
You do realize that.
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I know.
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Listen, the school board
notified us that due
to rezoning,
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we now have too many
schools in our district.
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And with cuts to funding,
they now have to close one.
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And we're at the top
of the list?
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- I mean--
- Yes, yes, we are.
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I mean, it's been
a rough few years.
245
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,900
First COVID,
and now this.
246
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,201
And so we need something
that will set us apart
247
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,971
and elevate us in the eyes
of the school board.
248
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,105
But my résumé would
run circles around his.
249
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,509
But you haven't updated it
in over a decade.
250
00:16:50,578 --> 00:16:54,481
Aggy, we need someone
who is more of a risk-taker
251
00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,885
and can reinvigorate
the kids' interest,
252
00:16:56,985 --> 00:17:00,755
and we feel like having
AJ leading the history
department will do that.
253
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:03,558
Really? Him?
254
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,627
Look, I'm sorry.
255
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,701
Oh! I'm just--
256
00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:15,703
Oh, Mr. Harrison.
257
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:19,072
Oh, you have my full support
if you should even need it.
258
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:23,143
And, you know, if you
find yourself abandoned
on the side of the road,
259
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,213
just go ahead.
Give me a call.
260
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,147
Not!
261
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,851
- You...
- Aggy.
262
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:31,653
We'll always have Morocco.
263
00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:41,863
Everyone thinks
I'm a mommy's boy, even Lu.
264
00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:43,932
I don't think
you're a mommy's boy.
265
00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:47,835
- Gee, thanks.
- I gotta go.
266
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:49,837
All right,
I'll see you, man.
267
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,105
Catch you on
the flip side.
268
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:59,881
Looky here.
It's Mommy Armstrong's
favorite student.
269
00:17:59,981 --> 00:18:01,883
And there's me,
the least favorite.
270
00:18:01,983 --> 00:18:03,685
You know, you should think
about paying the school rent,
271
00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:05,920
- given how much
you're in detention.
272
00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:09,222
Talking to me like that
takes some guts.
273
00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:11,559
How about you say
we take a closer look at 'em?
274
00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:13,260
Not today.
275
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:18,032
You're dead meat, Armstrong!
276
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,133
I'll be comin' for you.
277
00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:27,675
Okay.
278
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:30,044
No, he's fine. He's fine.
279
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:33,146
He's gonna be home.
He's gonna be home.
He's gonna be fine.
280
00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:35,148
Oh, my God. Ant.
281
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,651
You're safe.
You worried me.
282
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,185
Where were you?
Why didn't you call me?
283
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,988
I'm 30 minutes late.
Just chill.
284
00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:42,056
No, I won't chill.
You worried me.
285
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:46,794
Fine. I'm late because
the bozo you gave detention to
took it out on me.
286
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:48,495
Okay. You don't
have to shout.
287
00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:51,633
I do need to shout, Mom,
because you don't listen.
288
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,869
Why can't you just
let me be a normal kid?
289
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,047
I can't do this anymore.
290
00:19:06,714 --> 00:19:10,217
I can't live with her watching
over me all the damn time.
291
00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:41,415
Well, if you ask me,
no good can ever come
from running away from home.
292
00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:46,621
Just see for yourself
how that worked out
for ol' Tom and my Grandpa Joe.
293
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:50,257
But it sure does make
for one hell of a story.
294
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,727
Stupid books everywhere.
295
00:21:02,496 --> 00:21:04,799
"To whomever should find this...
296
00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:10,138
My father's story lives forever
in the pages of Tom Sawyer ."
297
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,810
Come on, boys,
we're owning them.
298
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,779
Yeah!
299
00:21:24,886 --> 00:21:25,953
He ain't far.
300
00:21:26,888 --> 00:21:27,855
Come on.
301
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:28,990
- Let's go!
- Yeah!
302
00:21:41,903 --> 00:21:45,106
♪ Dip to the moonlight
Dip, dip ♪
303
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:46,874
♪ Dip ♪
304
00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:51,179
♪ Three for you ♪
305
00:21:51,279 --> 00:21:54,481
♪ And five for me ♪
306
00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:57,685
♪ If flame or flood ♪
307
00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,954
♪ Bring harm on me ♪
308
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,491
♪ I'll give you my five
And take from you ♪
309
00:22:04,592 --> 00:22:06,493
♪ My three... ♪
310
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:15,435
Hand it over, Sawyer.
311
00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:18,471
What's in it for me if I do?
312
00:22:18,573 --> 00:22:20,541
- I'll let you live.
- Yeah.
313
00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:23,578
You can work a double shift,
digging me gold.
314
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,980
That ain't no deal.
I want in on.
315
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,648
No!
316
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,086
What do you want?
317
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:34,956
Enough to set up my family.
318
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:37,758
Let us live peaceably.
319
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:39,426
The rest is yours.
320
00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:41,461
Ow.
321
00:22:41,562 --> 00:22:43,831
You idiot!
322
00:22:54,842 --> 00:22:56,711
Tom Sawyer.
323
00:22:58,112 --> 00:22:59,780
Tell your Aunt Polly,
324
00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:01,616
Angus sent you.
325
00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:08,923
What's so funny?
326
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:13,094
That ain't the real map.
327
00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:20,167
Being rich isn't what all
its cracked up to me.
328
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,937
But then,
329
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,473
you'll never find out.
330
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,883
No! You idiots!
331
00:23:37,752 --> 00:23:38,853
Damn it!
332
00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:45,026
Okay.
333
00:23:45,626 --> 00:23:49,764
So, what's this thing that's
so important, it couldn't
have waited until tomorrow?
334
00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:52,767
- It was real.
- What?
335
00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:01,742
"Mr. Twain recorded it
most exactly as it occurred.
336
00:24:01,842 --> 00:24:03,911
The only thing
he omitted was..."
337
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:06,280
Where's the rest of it?
338
00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:07,682
No. It's just signed.
339
00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:10,084
Mary Sawyer,
Hannibal, 1923.
340
00:24:10,184 --> 00:24:13,754
"Most of the adventures
recorded in this book
really occurred.
341
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:15,990
One or two were
experiences of my own.
342
00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:18,793
The rest, those
of classmates of mine."
343
00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:20,460
Now, check this.
344
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,300
"The real Tom Sawyer
and Twain were friends
in San Francisco.
345
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,503
Twain told Sawyer,
'I'm going to write
a book about a boy.
346
00:24:30,004 --> 00:24:33,040
Just such a boy
as you must have been.'"
347
00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:35,609
The-the character's
based on a real person.
348
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:37,345
Plenty are. So what?
349
00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:39,513
So, if it's based
on a real person,
350
00:24:39,613 --> 00:24:41,816
then maybe the events are
based on real events, too.
351
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:44,051
They discovered
pirates' gold.
352
00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:46,053
Okay, $12,000 of it.
353
00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:48,990
- Is that all?
- That was in 1876.
354
00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:53,094
With inflation, that's like
two million dollars,
give or take.
355
00:24:53,194 --> 00:24:54,261
Whoa.
356
00:24:54,762 --> 00:24:56,496
But-- but do you guys think
357
00:24:56,597 --> 00:25:00,801
that this is actually
some real-life journal
of what actually happened?
358
00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:04,171
Listen, this could be,
like, our one time
to do something great.
359
00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:08,042
Like historically huge,
and finally have
people respect us.
360
00:25:08,142 --> 00:25:09,844
What if people find out?
361
00:25:09,944 --> 00:25:12,713
They'll fall over
themselves laughing at us.
362
00:25:12,813 --> 00:25:15,216
They already laugh
at us, Wood.
363
00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:17,284
For two million bucks,
they can do whatever
they like.
364
00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:21,689
Think of all the shiny,
new inventing equipment
you could snap up with that.
365
00:25:22,256 --> 00:25:24,959
I bet my mom would
be mad impressed
with us as well.
366
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,261
Hmm.
367
00:25:28,662 --> 00:25:30,698
But where would
we even start?
368
00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:33,734
- Uh, the letter said
"Hannibal", right?
- Yeah.
369
00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:37,204
That's the town Twain based
St. Petersburg on.
370
00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:39,040
And it's just
one county over.
371
00:25:44,678 --> 00:25:46,847
- Come on, man.
Come on, Woody.
- Come on, Woodster.
372
00:25:46,947 --> 00:25:48,549
Come on. I know,
I can see it in your face.
373
00:25:48,649 --> 00:25:50,251
- Let's do it.
- Woodster!
374
00:25:50,351 --> 00:25:52,153
Let's find
Tom Sawyer's gold.
375
00:25:52,253 --> 00:25:54,288
- All right!
- Yay!
376
00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:58,859
And that's what led
to these young'uns being
in this here predicament.
377
00:26:00,529 --> 00:26:02,029
Oh! Flashlight.
378
00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:10,704
All right. Everybody,
keep your eyes peeled
379
00:26:10,805 --> 00:26:13,107
in case those wolves
follow us in here.
380
00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:16,610
What are we
even looking for?
381
00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:22,016
Right. The book said
the treasure is two miles
into the cave.
382
00:26:22,116 --> 00:26:23,951
Oh, look.
There it is.
383
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:27,488
What?
384
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:29,423
Guys, we're gonna
be billionaires.
385
00:26:29,524 --> 00:26:31,058
This is so much more
than I imagined.
386
00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:34,428
Oh. Ant, what are you
gonna do with your share?
387
00:26:34,529 --> 00:26:37,231
I'm gonna get my own TV
and my own house.
388
00:26:37,665 --> 00:26:40,101
And probably a TV
in each room. Maybe three.
389
00:26:40,201 --> 00:26:43,170
Why not four
and five houses?
390
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:45,439
Can you guys believe
it was that easy?
391
00:26:45,906 --> 00:26:47,908
- Luxury suits you, Lu.
- Whoa.
392
00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,111
Thank you.
One does try.
393
00:26:50,845 --> 00:26:52,780
The hell are you kids
doing in here?
394
00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:55,382
Uh, it-it's ours.
Finders keepers.
395
00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:59,253
Okay, you can have this.
396
00:27:02,890 --> 00:27:04,892
Huh?
397
00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:08,963
Ugh. It's an
amusement park?
398
00:27:09,063 --> 00:27:12,099
State park.
And you're trespassing.
399
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,902
I told you guys
it wasn't real.
400
00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:21,375
Now, as I said,
401
00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:25,980
Tom and Mr. Twain would
never have made it easy as pie
for just anyone to find.
402
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,217
Mr. Twain himself was just
about as wise as four folks
all smashed together himself.
403
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,253
So it was gonna take
about that many, at least,
404
00:27:32,353 --> 00:27:36,690
if anyone was ever
gonna unravel
the mystery of Tom's gold.
405
00:27:40,227 --> 00:27:44,665
Generation after generation
has tried but failed,
406
00:27:44,765 --> 00:27:46,834
searching for
our family fortune.
407
00:27:46,934 --> 00:27:49,136
Tch. Always coming up short.
408
00:27:49,236 --> 00:27:54,441
Until I, AJ Harrison,
discovered
409
00:27:54,543 --> 00:27:59,980
that my protégé,
a woman who I taught
everything that I know,
410
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,884
possesses the letter
that's gonna give me
everything that I want.
411
00:28:03,984 --> 00:28:06,720
Well...
412
00:28:09,924 --> 00:28:12,693
There ain't gonna be
no stopping me this time.
413
00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:19,833
Lennon!
414
00:28:21,835 --> 00:28:23,871
What now, Uncle AJ?
415
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:28,610
How would you like
to become...
416
00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:30,277
...really rich?
417
00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:53,100
Gotta give you points
for adventurous spirit.
418
00:28:53,702 --> 00:28:56,638
Got a nephew about your age,
can't get him off the computer,
419
00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:59,974
let alone travel in the dead
of the night to hunt treasure.
420
00:29:00,074 --> 00:29:02,176
What's gonna happen to us?
421
00:29:02,276 --> 00:29:08,215
Well, last lot of kids
who went looking for my
great-great-grandpa's gold,
422
00:29:08,315 --> 00:29:11,118
ended up doing 20 to life
in Leavenworth.
423
00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:23,397
Well, I think we can
overlook the criminal
charge this one time. Hm?
424
00:29:27,535 --> 00:29:31,939
So, wait, you said, "your
great-great-grandpa's gold"?
425
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:34,709
Indeed. Tom Sawyer.
426
00:29:35,309 --> 00:29:37,311
That handsome fellow
on the left right there.
427
00:29:37,411 --> 00:29:38,379
What?
428
00:29:38,479 --> 00:29:41,482
He was my granddad's grandpa.
429
00:29:42,082 --> 00:29:44,184
Look, I don't
blame you, kids.
430
00:29:44,285 --> 00:29:48,022
Plenty of folks
from far and wide
have gone searching for it.
431
00:29:48,723 --> 00:29:50,958
I took a shot
at it myself once.
432
00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:53,060
So you think
it's real, right?
433
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:57,565
Hmm. Well, it's a wonderful
tale to excite kids,
434
00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,433
but it's just that.
435
00:29:59,534 --> 00:30:00,635
A tale.
436
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:07,341
Alrighty. Who's drawing
the short straw and have me
call their parents first?
437
00:30:08,743 --> 00:30:10,077
Yes?
438
00:30:10,177 --> 00:30:12,446
- Can you spare a moment?
- Sure.
439
00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:15,583
Sit tight.
You're gonna be all right.
440
00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:29,496
I told you, guys, we were
gonna get in trouble, and--
441
00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:36,270
So you were real,
Tom Sawyer.
442
00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:39,541
That's insane.
443
00:30:39,641 --> 00:30:41,175
The three amigos.
444
00:30:42,610 --> 00:30:46,380
"MDCCCLXV.
445
00:30:47,014 --> 00:30:51,385
I mean, I know it's not
the Wi-Fi password,
but, like, what is that?
446
00:30:51,485 --> 00:30:53,987
That's the year, 1865.
447
00:30:56,056 --> 00:30:58,959
They wasted a lot of space
writing it like that, right?
448
00:31:00,562 --> 00:31:04,198
You guys, we've been going
about this all wrong.
449
00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:09,604
Twain wouldn't make it so easy
that the treasure is exactly
where it's supposed to be.
450
00:31:09,704 --> 00:31:13,508
"Under the cross." We've been
thinking about the cross
like a crucifix.
451
00:31:13,608 --> 00:31:15,976
So what do you
think it is?
452
00:31:16,711 --> 00:31:18,912
"Under the cross."
453
00:31:20,515 --> 00:31:22,916
You guys, Chapter X.
454
00:31:23,016 --> 00:31:24,719
It's the one in the tannery.
455
00:31:24,819 --> 00:31:26,120
You guys, this is
our first hot lead.
456
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,021
We can't just sit here
and do nothing.
457
00:31:28,122 --> 00:31:30,924
What do you suggest we do?
Just stroll on out of here?
458
00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:32,594
Uh... Hm.
459
00:31:33,695 --> 00:31:36,029
No. We go out the back door.
460
00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:39,567
Come on, hurry. Go!
461
00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,068
- The-- But--
- Shh!
462
00:31:41,168 --> 00:31:43,270
Go! Woody, let's go!
463
00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:45,507
Hah. And now we're fugitives.
464
00:31:53,581 --> 00:31:55,315
Be careful, you idiot.
465
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,484
There's nothing but
a bunch of junk up here.
466
00:31:57,585 --> 00:32:00,287
Look harder.
It's gonna be leather-bound.
467
00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:04,024
It's gonna be yellowed,
aged, stitched with a binder.
468
00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:05,993
It's gonna have lots of pages.
469
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:08,663
I know what a book
looks like, Uncle AJ.
470
00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,254
Lennon?
471
00:32:38,726 --> 00:32:39,928
Hello?
472
00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:42,129
Miss Armstrong?
This is Detective Thatcher.
473
00:32:42,229 --> 00:32:44,632
Firstly, don't worry,
they're fine.
474
00:32:44,732 --> 00:32:47,702
But you'll have
to come to Hannibal
to collect your son.
475
00:32:47,802 --> 00:32:49,069
My son?
476
00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:51,338
No, no, my son's in bed.
477
00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:54,241
No, actually,
they went exploring.
478
00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:56,878
Something about an
assignment you gave them?
479
00:32:56,977 --> 00:32:58,212
What?
480
00:33:00,715 --> 00:33:01,850
Hannibal?
481
00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:04,686
How did they even
get that far? Okay.
482
00:33:04,786 --> 00:33:06,588
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
483
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:08,923
Oh, crap.
484
00:33:09,022 --> 00:33:10,959
I think these suckers
beat us to the punch.
485
00:33:11,058 --> 00:33:13,160
Okay, get out of there.
Abort mission.
486
00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,662
Get out of there.
487
00:33:18,432 --> 00:33:20,067
Okay,
we'll see you soon.
488
00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:22,402
Yes, I will keep an eye on them.
489
00:33:30,712 --> 00:33:31,779
Great.
490
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:48,028
- It's clear.
- Um...
491
00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:50,364
Oh, the only one I found
is the old Mitchell Tannery.
492
00:33:50,464 --> 00:33:52,534
It says it closed
in 1984, though.
493
00:33:52,634 --> 00:33:54,234
- It's seven blocks away.
- That's where we start.
494
00:33:54,334 --> 00:33:55,603
- Okay.
- Let's go.
495
00:33:57,337 --> 00:34:03,945
What about
a personal security guard
to monitor him 24 hours a day?
496
00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,014
You should have taken
that turn back there.
497
00:34:06,113 --> 00:34:10,752
Cat, I remember every single
road, alley, underpass, and
freeway I have ever been on.
498
00:34:10,852 --> 00:34:12,286
I know the way.
499
00:34:12,386 --> 00:34:14,689
When I get
my hands on him...
500
00:34:14,789 --> 00:34:16,591
Well, for someone
with a photographic memory,
501
00:34:16,691 --> 00:34:20,929
it seems to have slipped
your mind what you were like
at his age.
502
00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:24,464
My arms are getting tired.
503
00:35:10,878 --> 00:35:12,112
Here.
504
00:35:13,648 --> 00:35:17,284
"He picked up
a clean pine shingle
505
00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:19,554
that laid in the moonlight.
506
00:35:20,153 --> 00:35:23,323
They buried the shingle
close to the wall."
507
00:35:24,092 --> 00:35:25,325
Here.
508
00:35:25,727 --> 00:35:27,127
It can't be
in here.
509
00:35:27,227 --> 00:35:30,798
It's got to be like an
outside wall then, right?
510
00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:33,200
I saw some shovels coming in.
511
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,336
Grab them quietly.
Now, let's go.
512
00:35:37,905 --> 00:35:39,406
Let's get digging.
513
00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:51,251
- Ant!
- Sorry.
514
00:35:56,423 --> 00:35:58,059
Detective Thatcher?
515
00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:00,193
I'm looking
for Detective Thatcher.
516
00:36:01,896 --> 00:36:03,731
Hi.
517
00:36:03,831 --> 00:36:05,165
Hi.
518
00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:07,535
Uh, Agatha. Aggy.
Antony's mom.
519
00:36:07,635 --> 00:36:08,736
Yes.
520
00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:12,807
So, uh, did you have
a good drive?
521
00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:15,710
It was fine.
522
00:36:16,476 --> 00:36:17,679
Well, come with me.
523
00:36:17,912 --> 00:36:20,414
- I have a little update
on the kids.
- Oh, okay.
524
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,589
What?
525
00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:45,807
I can't find anything.
526
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,176
This is a waste of time.
527
00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:49,844
All night for...
528
00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:52,647
- ...nothing.
- Wait.
529
00:36:53,748 --> 00:36:57,185
They said they found
the treasure under the X.
530
00:36:57,284 --> 00:37:00,253
Under the X
is Chapter Nine.
531
00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:02,523
Okay, so where are they
in that chapter?
532
00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:04,926
It's the one
in the graveyard.
533
00:37:07,628 --> 00:37:08,796
Come on.
534
00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:13,500
Guess we're going
to a graveyard.
535
00:37:15,103 --> 00:37:16,871
I hate graveyards.
536
00:37:21,609 --> 00:37:23,243
♪ Dip, dip, dip ♪
537
00:37:23,343 --> 00:37:25,213
♪ Three for you ♪
538
00:37:25,312 --> 00:37:26,346
♪ And five for me ♪
539
00:37:26,446 --> 00:37:29,617
Is now really
the time for karaoke?
540
00:37:29,717 --> 00:37:31,519
Sorry. Habit.
541
00:37:32,186 --> 00:37:34,589
I always do it
when I'm worried.
542
00:37:34,689 --> 00:37:37,357
Thatcher, we've got
a break in at the tannery.
543
00:37:37,457 --> 00:37:39,994
Three minors spotted. Over.
544
00:37:40,094 --> 00:37:41,963
Thatcher's responding.
545
00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:56,878
Let's just
do this quick, okay?
546
00:37:56,978 --> 00:38:00,480
Tom said, "Huck, do you
reckon Hoss Williams
hears us talking?"
547
00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:02,116
That's who we're looking for.
548
00:38:02,216 --> 00:38:03,416
Okay, then let's split up.
549
00:38:03,518 --> 00:38:04,819
Call out if you
find something.
550
00:38:04,919 --> 00:38:06,854
- All right.
- Okay.
551
00:38:06,954 --> 00:38:08,823
Come on out, guys.
552
00:38:08,923 --> 00:38:10,625
You're not in trouble.
553
00:38:12,193 --> 00:38:13,761
Antony!
554
00:38:16,197 --> 00:38:17,765
Freshly dug right here.
555
00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:29,744
This is his.
556
00:38:30,778 --> 00:38:31,979
Why is it here?
557
00:38:32,079 --> 00:38:34,615
They said something about
an assignment you gave 'em.
558
00:38:35,249 --> 00:38:36,684
On Tom Sawyer .
559
00:38:37,251 --> 00:38:38,485
Wait.
560
00:38:39,287 --> 00:38:43,858
Tom and Huck buried a pine
shingle at an old tannery
after they witnessed a murder.
561
00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:46,761
Is there a graveyard nearby?
562
00:38:46,861 --> 00:38:49,630
Hannibal Graveyard.
Oldest around.
563
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,933
Then that's where
they are. Let's go.
564
00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:12,086
Hey, come look.
565
00:39:17,592 --> 00:39:19,093
I mean, it's close.
566
00:39:19,193 --> 00:39:20,628
Do you think they're related?
567
00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:24,665
There must be some clues
around here somewhere.
568
00:39:29,237 --> 00:39:30,805
Wait, the--
569
00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:33,741
That's weird.
570
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:36,677
What-- Whoa! Whoa! Woody!
571
00:39:36,777 --> 00:39:38,445
No! Whoa.
572
00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:40,815
- Huh? What the--
- Ah!
573
00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:43,284
I think I'm ready
to go home now.
574
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:44,619
Sorry, Mary.
575
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,521
I told you, guys,
this was a dumb idea.
576
00:39:47,622 --> 00:39:49,590
You guys said,
"Oh, we'll find treasure."
577
00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:52,994
All we've done
is get arrested
and find a skull.
578
00:39:54,028 --> 00:39:56,964
How am I gonna explain
this to my mom?
579
00:39:57,064 --> 00:39:58,699
At least we tried.
580
00:40:03,170 --> 00:40:04,972
I just wanna go home.
581
00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:08,175
I--
582
00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:11,178
Dude, wait, really?
583
00:40:11,279 --> 00:40:12,513
Sorry.
584
00:40:13,648 --> 00:40:16,150
You too? Come on,
guys, seriously?
585
00:40:21,421 --> 00:40:22,723
Hey, wait.
586
00:40:24,258 --> 00:40:26,127
It-it's a--
It's a puzzle.
587
00:40:30,865 --> 00:40:32,733
Guys, we have
to give this up.
588
00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:34,936
We're in enough
trouble as it is.
589
00:40:35,836 --> 00:40:36,938
It's not
590
00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:39,974
Hoss Williams.
591
00:40:41,409 --> 00:40:44,111
It's "Who is...
592
00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:45,680
someone".
593
00:40:46,647 --> 00:40:48,316
Wait, letter mix.
594
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:50,051
- Yeah.
- Take the S,
595
00:40:50,151 --> 00:40:53,721
and put it in front
of the A and the M. It's "Sam".
596
00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:56,223
And the other S makes "Sill".
597
00:40:57,058 --> 00:40:58,859
"Sam Sill"?
598
00:40:59,927 --> 00:41:01,429
It is real.
599
00:41:01,529 --> 00:41:03,297
So that's it.
"Who is Sam Sill?"
600
00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:05,433
All right, let's go
find Sam Sill then.
601
00:41:05,533 --> 00:41:08,369
Okay, let's go.
602
00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,870
Well, what do you know?
603
00:41:09,971 --> 00:41:12,807
They've gone and done what
no one's ever done before.
604
00:41:12,907 --> 00:41:16,844
Solve the first riddle
of ol' Tom's mystery.
605
00:41:25,186 --> 00:41:27,588
Guys, found him. Over here.
606
00:41:29,423 --> 00:41:30,925
- Sam Sill.
- Nice, dude.
607
00:41:31,025 --> 00:41:33,694
Whoa! What--
608
00:41:35,229 --> 00:41:36,230
No way.
609
00:41:36,330 --> 00:41:38,065
- Is that the--
- The map.
610
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,402
Do you guys know
what this means?
611
00:41:41,501 --> 00:41:43,971
It means you all
are in huge trouble.
612
00:41:44,071 --> 00:41:45,873
- Hi, Miss Armstrong.
- Hey, Mom.
613
00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:48,309
It would take the remainder
of your teenage years
to blueprint
614
00:41:48,409 --> 00:41:50,111
just how much trouble
you lot are in.
615
00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:52,813
- But, Mom, we have to--
- Antony Auggie Armstrong.
616
00:41:52,913 --> 00:41:56,384
You are so grounded
that your clothes
will be back in fashion
617
00:41:56,484 --> 00:41:58,486
by the time your punishment
is even over.
618
00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:01,655
- Let's go. Now.
- Detective, can you
explain it to her?
619
00:42:01,756 --> 00:42:04,158
- Can you help us out?
- Sorry, guys, I'd love to help.
620
00:42:04,258 --> 00:42:05,559
But as you ran out on me,
621
00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:07,595
it's time to face the music.
622
00:42:07,695 --> 00:42:09,997
- But, Mom, we--
- Now, Antony.
623
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,268
Miss Armstrong,
we're so close.
624
00:42:14,368 --> 00:42:17,605
- Don't you get that it's real?
- Seriously, we were so close.
625
00:42:19,006 --> 00:42:20,141
I knew it.
626
00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:26,013
Hey. Hey, Buttons.
627
00:42:26,847 --> 00:42:29,518
Yeah, I'm thinking of getting
the band back together.
628
00:42:30,418 --> 00:42:34,622
You think you can pull another
Alabama coat hanger for me?
629
00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:41,662
I cannot
believe you would be
so irresponsible, Antony.
630
00:42:41,762 --> 00:42:44,665
But we have proof that the gold
and Tom Sawyer is real.
631
00:42:44,765 --> 00:42:47,034
Look, we found this map.
632
00:42:47,134 --> 00:42:49,637
No, that is just
a worthless old scroll.
633
00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:51,372
You never believe me.
634
00:42:51,472 --> 00:42:55,409
Do you have any idea
how many wild goose chases
I've been sent on
635
00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:57,344
because of a stupid map? No.
636
00:42:57,445 --> 00:43:01,082
No, none of you have any clue
how dangerous it can really be.
637
00:43:01,182 --> 00:43:03,184
How would I
ever get to know?
638
00:43:03,284 --> 00:43:07,221
I mean, you took a job
at my school to watch over me
every second of the day.
639
00:43:07,321 --> 00:43:08,389
I did not.
640
00:43:08,489 --> 00:43:10,357
I like teaching.
641
00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:11,792
You hate teaching.
642
00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:14,228
You love adventure.
643
00:43:14,328 --> 00:43:16,097
I mean, at least you used to
644
00:43:16,197 --> 00:43:17,865
before you had me,
645
00:43:17,965 --> 00:43:20,201
before you scared Dad away.
646
00:43:23,538 --> 00:43:26,974
Now I have an overprotective
mother and an absent father,
647
00:43:27,074 --> 00:43:29,143
and neither of us
have fun ever.
648
00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:32,046
It's because
I love you, okay?
649
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,249
Then I'd hate to see
how you'd be if you hated me.
650
00:43:38,986 --> 00:43:41,255
You dropped this,
by the way.
651
00:43:42,723 --> 00:43:44,291
Why did you
even take that?
652
00:43:46,528 --> 00:43:48,329
Because I was...
653
00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:54,401
going to find the gold and then
run away to Utah to find Dad.
654
00:43:56,904 --> 00:43:59,807
Ant, your father...
655
00:44:02,743 --> 00:44:04,879
He's a door
best left unopened.
656
00:44:06,881 --> 00:44:08,849
Well, he can't be
any worse than you.
657
00:44:27,067 --> 00:44:31,405
He hates me.
Ant just hates me.
He just-- He hates me.
658
00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:34,208
Your mom's really
talking to herself.
659
00:44:36,310 --> 00:44:38,445
He's just hot under the collar.
660
00:44:38,547 --> 00:44:40,515
But I can't say I blame him.
661
00:44:40,615 --> 00:44:44,586
You know, you'll always
catch more flies with honey
than vinegar.
662
00:44:44,685 --> 00:44:46,020
Hm.
663
00:44:56,096 --> 00:44:57,298
Damn it.
664
00:44:57,464 --> 00:45:00,901
Ugh, I left the house
in such a hurry,
I forgot my purse.
665
00:45:02,069 --> 00:45:03,971
I need to borrow
your debit card.
666
00:45:04,071 --> 00:45:06,307
I will pay you back
when we get home.
667
00:45:07,708 --> 00:45:08,943
Thank you.
668
00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:30,231
He's proud of me.
669
00:45:34,168 --> 00:45:36,971
They say once you have
that lust for adventure,
670
00:45:37,071 --> 00:45:38,806
it never-- well,
never truly dies.
671
00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:41,308
It lives on inside
of you, dormant,
672
00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:44,878
waiting for that moment
to snatch you back into it.
673
00:45:44,979 --> 00:45:50,417
It's a feeling almost
as pervasive as a mother
not wanting to let her son down.
674
00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:53,153
Almost.
675
00:45:57,391 --> 00:46:00,394
Oh, if-- if we do this...
676
00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:06,300
You took me hostage,
and we are back home
in 24 hours.
677
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,301
Okay?
678
00:46:07,401 --> 00:46:09,270
- Okay. All right, Mom.
- Let's go!
679
00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:13,207
It's time I took
the road less traveled again.
680
00:46:15,109 --> 00:46:18,680
All right, buckle up.
It's gonna be a wild ride.
681
00:46:18,779 --> 00:46:21,516
Okay, seriously though,
buckle up. Safety first.
682
00:46:31,158 --> 00:46:34,228
Everyone, act natural,
pretend like I'm not even here.
683
00:46:37,699 --> 00:46:39,933
Ugh. Just put that
away already.
684
00:46:40,034 --> 00:46:41,902
Stupid moths
have eaten half of it.
685
00:46:42,002 --> 00:46:45,573
And half the words are missing.
Nothing here makes sense.
686
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:51,912
"Dip, dip, dip, if,
nor, bring the..."
687
00:46:52,012 --> 00:46:54,549
The words are so small,
I can't make it out.
688
00:46:55,182 --> 00:46:57,051
I may have just the thing.
689
00:47:02,323 --> 00:47:07,861
Aw, hey, kitty-cat.
Do you wanna learn
how to talky-talk like a person?
690
00:47:07,961 --> 00:47:09,263
- Oh, yes, you do.
- Oh...
691
00:47:09,363 --> 00:47:10,898
- I'm gonna give it
one more try.
- Woody--
692
00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:13,167
- Let's see.
- I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
693
00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:16,370
What the--
I-I didn't put that on yet.
694
00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:17,404
Oh, Mom.
695
00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:19,406
I guess the cat's
out of the bag now.
696
00:47:19,507 --> 00:47:21,676
It would be
a cataclysmic catastrophe
697
00:47:21,776 --> 00:47:25,714
to categorically succumb
to the catalytically
catatonic states
698
00:47:25,814 --> 00:47:27,848
of which you currently cater.
699
00:47:27,948 --> 00:47:30,150
- Huh?
- I gotta get this.
700
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,554
Oh, man, this scene could
use a little more light.
701
00:47:32,654 --> 00:47:34,388
That's okay.
We'll roll with it.
702
00:47:34,488 --> 00:47:37,826
I just want, like, a relaxed
performance from everyone.
703
00:47:37,925 --> 00:47:39,661
Okay? And action.
704
00:47:39,761 --> 00:47:43,297
No, you're not filming me.
I'm going back to my trailer.
705
00:47:47,836 --> 00:47:49,236
Why not?
706
00:47:49,403 --> 00:47:52,507
Hey, all this time and you never
told me Mrs. Mac could talk?
707
00:47:53,608 --> 00:47:54,875
I-I'm...
708
00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:59,547
I guess there's one
or two things I haven't
quite told you about yet.
709
00:48:04,485 --> 00:48:07,388
And I'm assuming that's been
here my entire life, too.
710
00:48:08,088 --> 00:48:09,490
Where's the spare tire?
711
00:48:09,591 --> 00:48:10,958
I don't know, man.
712
00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:14,228
- Okay. Get the map out.
- Okay.
713
00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:21,135
"In Allister's Cove,
the second shall be...
714
00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:24,338
Solve the puzzles there laid,
and look within to see."
715
00:48:24,438 --> 00:48:25,939
It's only accessible
through the bayou.
716
00:48:26,039 --> 00:48:27,509
It's about five miles
down the road.
717
00:48:27,675 --> 00:48:30,944
Pack up the map.
Woody, grab what you can
from the kit. And, Lu?
718
00:48:31,513 --> 00:48:32,747
Keep filming.
719
00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:34,181
You got it.
720
00:48:35,349 --> 00:48:36,450
Okay, let's go.
721
00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:43,223
- Uh...
- Hi.
722
00:48:44,526 --> 00:48:45,593
It's fine.
723
00:48:46,861 --> 00:48:49,597
- Hi.
- Ah, car trouble?
724
00:48:49,697 --> 00:48:51,465
Oh, no.
No, we're fine. We--
725
00:48:51,566 --> 00:48:54,101
It's just a pit stop,
but we're moving
along now, so...
726
00:48:54,201 --> 00:48:56,403
Yeah, whoa, whoa,
whoa there, Missy, uh...
727
00:48:56,905 --> 00:48:59,339
You can't stop on
the side of the road.
728
00:49:00,007 --> 00:49:01,241
Not in this town.
729
00:49:01,341 --> 00:49:03,177
Oh, okay, I'm--
I'm sorry. I didn't--
730
00:49:03,277 --> 00:49:07,381
I didn't know what the rules
in this district were,
but it won't happen again.
731
00:49:07,481 --> 00:49:11,318
Oh, you wouldn't be
on a treasure hunt now,
would you?
732
00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:15,422
No. No, we're going home.
733
00:49:16,591 --> 00:49:18,358
- Kids?
- The map.
734
00:49:19,293 --> 00:49:21,629
- Uh-huh. Map?
- Uh...
735
00:49:21,729 --> 00:49:23,330
- What map?
- Oh, hmm.
736
00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:25,533
Wise girl, huh?
Hand it over now.
737
00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:28,035
- Mom.
- Give it to him,
give it to him.
738
00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:29,737
No, don't.
739
00:49:34,408 --> 00:49:37,177
Pick it up.
I ain't playing, kid.
740
00:49:43,016 --> 00:49:44,184
- Run!
- Go!
741
00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:45,486
- Go, go!
- Go!
742
00:49:45,587 --> 00:49:46,654
Ugh!
743
00:49:48,823 --> 00:49:50,558
That's not mud!
744
00:49:53,595 --> 00:49:54,629
Run!
745
00:49:54,729 --> 00:49:57,231
Go! Go.
746
00:49:57,699 --> 00:49:59,233
Whoa.
747
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,434
Where do we go?
Where do we go?
748
00:50:00,535 --> 00:50:01,970
- Is he following us?
- Keep going.
749
00:50:02,069 --> 00:50:04,004
This way. This way.
Don't look back.
750
00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:06,073
Just keep going.
751
00:50:10,845 --> 00:50:12,179
Brats.
752
00:50:13,848 --> 00:50:16,851
Excellent work, my old pal.
753
00:50:16,951 --> 00:50:18,853
You just earned
your 20 percent.
754
00:50:18,953 --> 00:50:20,722
- Hey, what about me?
- Shut up, Lennon.
755
00:50:20,822 --> 00:50:23,357
A chance to get that turd back
will sweeten the deal.
756
00:50:23,457 --> 00:50:26,159
Oh, you're gonna get it.
And then some.
757
00:50:27,929 --> 00:50:29,429
It's in Allister's Cove.
758
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:32,466
Allister's Cove. All right.
759
00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:36,604
That means
we're gonna go up
and around the bayou.
760
00:50:37,070 --> 00:50:39,473
Then let's move.
Let's move.
761
00:50:39,574 --> 00:50:41,910
Hey, can you carry
some, Uncle AJ?
762
00:50:42,010 --> 00:50:45,078
Lennon, I'm carrying the map.
763
00:50:45,178 --> 00:50:46,446
- Do you wanna be rich?
- Yeah.
764
00:50:46,548 --> 00:50:48,850
You consider yourself
an athlete?
765
00:50:48,950 --> 00:50:50,317
Then let's move.
766
00:50:53,621 --> 00:50:55,322
Okay.
767
00:50:56,089 --> 00:50:57,525
I think we're clear.
768
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:59,761
- Oh, no.
- Are you okay?
769
00:50:59,861 --> 00:51:02,797
Are you okay, bud?
770
00:51:03,998 --> 00:51:06,099
Sorry, guys, we--
we lost the map.
771
00:51:06,568 --> 00:51:10,738
That's okay, because we have
a budding filmmaker
who got it all on tape.
772
00:51:10,838 --> 00:51:13,373
I was actually just getting
you guys' close-up shots.
773
00:51:13,473 --> 00:51:15,777
I was gonna get
a pickup shot
of the map later.
774
00:51:15,877 --> 00:51:17,545
Well, that's that.
We're done.
775
00:51:17,645 --> 00:51:20,380
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna let that happen.
776
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,450
Look, when I was your age,
I was running all over the place
777
00:51:23,551 --> 00:51:25,620
chasing after
all sorts of things.
778
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:29,323
But you guys have gotten closer
than anyone ever has with this.
779
00:51:29,423 --> 00:51:30,558
We're gonna see this through.
780
00:51:30,658 --> 00:51:32,727
We're gonna keep
doing this, okay?
781
00:51:32,827 --> 00:51:34,127
But how?
782
00:51:35,462 --> 00:51:37,632
Hand me a pen and paper
from the kit.
783
00:51:40,735 --> 00:51:43,236
An elephant never forgets.
784
00:51:43,905 --> 00:51:46,574
So either I'm part elephant
or it's very fortuitous
785
00:51:46,674 --> 00:51:49,644
that you have a chaperone
who has photographic memory.
786
00:51:50,545 --> 00:51:52,212
- No way.
- Whoa. Whoa.
787
00:51:52,312 --> 00:51:54,716
And why didn't you
tell me any of this?
788
00:51:55,182 --> 00:51:57,351
Must have slipped
my mind.
789
00:51:57,451 --> 00:52:00,088
That's funny, Mom. Not.
790
00:52:00,187 --> 00:52:02,824
So you remember everything?
791
00:52:04,191 --> 00:52:05,492
Everything.
792
00:52:06,094 --> 00:52:07,595
Whoa.
793
00:52:09,697 --> 00:52:13,101
Okay. So it looks like we
have to go through the river.
794
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,769
It's a couple of miles
down that way,
795
00:52:14,869 --> 00:52:16,470
so we got to keep going.
796
00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:18,573
- All right?
- Let's go.
797
00:52:18,673 --> 00:52:19,807
Let's do this.
798
00:52:24,277 --> 00:52:26,748
I think we're going
the right way.
799
00:52:27,214 --> 00:52:29,316
At least we're finally
in the clear, right?
800
00:52:31,619 --> 00:52:33,021
Why did you have
to say that out loud?
801
00:52:33,121 --> 00:52:34,488
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Get back.
802
00:52:34,589 --> 00:52:36,591
- Get back.
- Get back. Get back.
Get behind me.
803
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,995
Shoo! Shoo!
804
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:50,705
Why are they throwing
rocks at me?
805
00:52:50,805 --> 00:52:52,740
So rude.
806
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,009
It switched on.
807
00:52:55,109 --> 00:52:57,011
First, you come
to steal my babies.
808
00:52:57,111 --> 00:52:58,880
Then you go
throw rocks at me.
809
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:02,083
Um, Miss Alligator,
we're not trying
to steal your babies.
810
00:53:02,182 --> 00:53:05,318
Good. You'd be
in a lot more trouble.
811
00:53:05,419 --> 00:53:06,888
What brings you out this far?
812
00:53:06,988 --> 00:53:12,225
Um, we were looking
for Allister's Cove,
but we got lost.
813
00:53:12,325 --> 00:53:14,562
Allister's Cove
is just down the river.
814
00:53:14,662 --> 00:53:18,800
Tell you what, as an apology
for trying to eat you
25 years ago,
815
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:21,401
why don't you take
that rowboat over there?
816
00:53:24,438 --> 00:53:26,373
Look, I'm sorry
about your eye.
817
00:53:26,941 --> 00:53:30,444
I wish I would have known
all those years ago
that you were...
818
00:53:31,411 --> 00:53:33,181
just trying to protect
your family.
819
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,683
Aw, don't mention it.
820
00:53:35,783 --> 00:53:37,552
Well, so long now.
821
00:53:37,652 --> 00:53:39,352
Y'all have a pleasant trip.
822
00:53:40,955 --> 00:53:44,726
My invention works.
I knew it. I knew it.
823
00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:46,393
- Oh, yes.
- Good job, Woody.
824
00:53:46,493 --> 00:53:47,795
Yeah, man.
825
00:53:48,896 --> 00:53:51,065
- All right, we gotta keep
a move on.
- That's great.
826
00:53:51,165 --> 00:53:52,800
Let's go. This way.
827
00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:17,525
Let's go.
828
00:54:20,695 --> 00:54:21,729
Okay.
829
00:54:22,362 --> 00:54:24,198
Now I feel like
I'm in a Mark Twain novel.
830
00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:26,734
- Nah, we're in a movie.
- Wow.
831
00:54:27,201 --> 00:54:30,972
Okay, the location
of the next map
is right over that ridge.
832
00:54:31,072 --> 00:54:32,507
Okay, let's go.
833
00:54:33,141 --> 00:54:34,374
Hurry.
834
00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:40,014
This way.
835
00:54:40,114 --> 00:54:41,616
That's my idea.
836
00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:45,720
I think it could work,
but I'll think it out.
837
00:54:49,056 --> 00:54:52,059
"What's done on a dare
yet comes in two pairs?
838
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,930
How I'll spend mine, I know,
but what will you get
with your share?"
839
00:54:57,165 --> 00:54:58,298
Share.
840
00:54:58,398 --> 00:54:59,967
I got it. Okay.
841
00:55:00,067 --> 00:55:04,172
Huck asked Tom
what would he do
with his share of the loot.
842
00:55:04,272 --> 00:55:05,840
Chapter 25.
843
00:55:07,175 --> 00:55:09,710
Yeah, it's right here. Okay.
844
00:55:09,811 --> 00:55:12,445
"Tom said he'll buy
these four things.
845
00:55:12,947 --> 00:55:14,916
A drum."
846
00:55:15,950 --> 00:55:17,785
Uh... Okay, the drum.
847
00:55:20,188 --> 00:55:21,756
"A sure-'nough sword."
848
00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:24,324
- Oh, over there.
- Oh, there it is.
849
00:55:27,161 --> 00:55:28,863
"A red necktie."
850
00:55:28,963 --> 00:55:30,898
Uh, necktie. Got it.
851
00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:33,935
"And a bull!"
852
00:55:37,370 --> 00:55:39,841
- Whoa!
- Whoa! Whoa! Wait!
853
00:55:39,941 --> 00:55:41,909
Wait, bull pup!
854
00:55:42,009 --> 00:55:43,644
Bull pup!
855
00:55:43,744 --> 00:55:45,746
- Bull pup!
- Bull pup!
856
00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:52,352
Everyone okay?
You okay?
857
00:55:52,452 --> 00:55:54,055
- Yeah.
- I'm so sorry.
858
00:56:05,533 --> 00:56:07,969
Dude, will this
riddle ever end?
859
00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:09,402
Oh.
860
00:56:09,502 --> 00:56:12,840
Woody, this looks like
a task for you.
861
00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,076
Here.
862
00:56:37,798 --> 00:56:39,600
You know what we're
gonna do at first light?
863
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:40,835
Mm-hmm.
864
00:56:40,935 --> 00:56:43,571
- We're gonna track down
those wannabes,
- Mm-hmm.
865
00:56:43,671 --> 00:56:46,674
those imposter
treasure hunters,
866
00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:48,475
and then...
867
00:56:49,543 --> 00:56:52,713
it's all gonna be
about fame and glory.
868
00:56:52,813 --> 00:56:55,616
Oh, and don't
forget the gold.
869
00:56:58,653 --> 00:57:01,188
I almost-- I almost
forgot about the gold.
870
00:57:02,790 --> 00:57:04,692
Let's not forget the gold.
871
00:57:06,493 --> 00:57:08,428
Hey, Lennon.
872
00:57:08,529 --> 00:57:11,232
Are you having trouble
pitching that tent?
873
00:57:11,332 --> 00:57:13,534
"Let's go treasure
hunting," you said.
874
00:57:13,634 --> 00:57:16,604
"It'll be fun," you said.
What is this?
875
00:57:16,704 --> 00:57:19,040
Are you not having fun?
876
00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:23,611
I just thought we could spend
some uncle-nephew time.
877
00:57:23,711 --> 00:57:25,313
Maybe he don't want
his share?
878
00:57:25,413 --> 00:57:26,647
Oh, yeah.
879
00:57:33,988 --> 00:57:35,923
I gotta get this.
880
00:57:36,023 --> 00:57:38,659
Yeah, it's a steamboat.
881
00:57:40,194 --> 00:57:43,364
How's a steamboat gonna
help us find the next map?
882
00:57:43,463 --> 00:57:46,499
Um, maybe it'll float
to where it is.
883
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,302
Well, the map said,
884
00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:51,539
"Look within and you'll see."
885
00:57:57,845 --> 00:58:00,915
Whoa, I think
these are coordinates.
886
00:58:01,015 --> 00:58:02,049
Oh.
887
00:58:03,483 --> 00:58:06,153
- Okay.
- Um, longitude,
888
00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:13,260
27.7676 degrees north.
889
00:58:13,861 --> 00:58:16,630
- Got it.
- Latitude, uh,
890
00:58:16,731 --> 00:58:23,971
82.6403 degrees west.
891
00:58:25,339 --> 00:58:26,674
West...
892
00:58:28,943 --> 00:58:29,977
Oh.
893
00:58:31,112 --> 00:58:32,947
Oh, that's--
that's just right over here.
894
00:58:33,047 --> 00:58:35,383
- Oh!
- Okay, come on. Let's go.
895
00:58:35,483 --> 00:58:37,051
- Come on.
- Check it out.
896
00:58:46,627 --> 00:58:48,029
This is the spot.
897
00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:51,298
Yeah, it's supposed
to be right here, but...
898
00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:54,035
Does it say anything
else in there?
899
00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:55,202
Um...
900
00:58:57,171 --> 00:58:58,205
Wait.
901
00:58:59,173 --> 00:59:00,207
Oh!
902
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:05,679
Found it.
Uh, "Twain 0.12"?
903
00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:08,282
That cheeky bugger.
904
00:59:08,749 --> 00:59:11,318
- A twain...
- Is a measurement of depth.
905
00:59:11,719 --> 00:59:13,554
You were paying attention.
906
00:59:14,055 --> 00:59:19,560
And 0.12 percent of a twain
is about a foot and a half.
907
00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:21,128
Get the shovel
out of my backpack.
908
00:59:21,228 --> 00:59:22,563
Hold this.
909
00:59:33,841 --> 00:59:36,110
Almost there.
Come on, Woody.
910
00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:39,914
Wait.
911
00:59:46,587 --> 00:59:48,289
Whoa!
912
01:00:04,238 --> 01:00:07,975
Oh. The moths must have eaten
it away like the other map.
913
01:00:08,075 --> 01:00:11,212
No, it needs to be aligned
with the first map.
914
01:00:11,312 --> 01:00:12,813
Look.
915
01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:15,517
Oh, that-that's why the rhyme
was so weird in the other one.
916
01:00:15,616 --> 01:00:17,451
Well, do you remember
the other words?
917
01:00:17,552 --> 01:00:22,456
I do, but without it
being perfectly lined up,
it-it wouldn't make any sense.
918
01:00:22,557 --> 01:00:24,358
We need that
first map back.
919
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,761
I might have
a stroke of luck for you.
920
01:00:27,862 --> 01:00:30,998
It appears you have
some scallywags following you.
921
01:00:31,098 --> 01:00:34,201
They set up camp
right outside my hidey-hole.
922
01:00:34,668 --> 01:00:35,803
Okay.
923
01:00:35,903 --> 01:00:38,540
Operation Treasure Map
Rescue commence.
924
01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:39,673
Um...
925
01:00:40,107 --> 01:00:43,110
I'll come up with something
snappier on the way.
926
01:00:43,210 --> 01:00:44,478
- That's true.
- That was terrible.
927
01:00:44,579 --> 01:00:45,846
Please.
928
01:00:47,882 --> 01:00:50,251
So she was about
five-foot-ten.
929
01:00:50,718 --> 01:00:52,386
She said her name
was Margaret.
930
01:00:57,324 --> 01:01:00,294
There's the map, right next
to the water cooler.
931
01:01:00,394 --> 01:01:03,330
Told you guys, bringing this
would come in handy.
932
01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:05,799
Those filmmaking skills
may have just saved the day.
933
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:08,169
Okay, so here's
what we're gonna do.
934
01:01:09,170 --> 01:01:10,304
Actually...
935
01:01:11,105 --> 01:01:13,140
Ant, what do you think
we should do?
936
01:01:14,742 --> 01:01:17,678
Okay. Um...
937
01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:20,080
Lu, you're gonna sneak in
to get the map.
938
01:01:20,181 --> 01:01:21,650
Copy that.
939
01:01:21,749 --> 01:01:23,684
Woody, you hide behind
the tree and be ready
to protect her, okay?
940
01:01:23,784 --> 01:01:25,019
Sir, yes, sir.
941
01:01:25,119 --> 01:01:27,589
Mom, you circle
around that exit.
942
01:01:28,189 --> 01:01:30,758
- Roger that.
- And I'm gonna distract them.
943
01:01:30,858 --> 01:01:32,693
- Everyone got it?
- Got it.
944
01:01:32,793 --> 01:01:34,028
Right, then.
945
01:01:38,432 --> 01:01:40,034
Well, we're surrounded,
946
01:01:40,134 --> 01:01:42,236
and, uh,
the whole tribe--
947
01:01:42,336 --> 01:01:44,872
Huh?
948
01:01:44,972 --> 01:01:48,008
What was that?
949
01:01:48,108 --> 01:01:49,777
Lennon, go
check it out.
950
01:02:02,691 --> 01:02:04,425
You're dead, mama's boy!
951
01:02:12,766 --> 01:02:13,934
Nothing but net, Lennon.
952
01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:16,303
I'm gonna get you!
953
01:02:23,410 --> 01:02:25,012
The map is gone.
954
01:02:25,779 --> 01:02:28,650
The girl's got the map.
Come here, you--
955
01:02:28,749 --> 01:02:31,218
I'm gonna get you!
956
01:02:34,689 --> 01:02:36,056
Ha-ha!
957
01:02:36,857 --> 01:02:40,361
Now you know why
they call me Wood-y.
958
01:02:45,232 --> 01:02:46,267
AJ?
959
01:02:47,669 --> 01:02:50,037
Ugh, head of natural history.
960
01:02:50,137 --> 01:02:52,106
I should have known
that you were behind this.
961
01:02:52,206 --> 01:02:55,042
Well, I am
a treasure hunter, Agatha,
962
01:02:55,142 --> 01:02:58,546
and you should know
not to get between
a treasure hunter...
963
01:02:59,547 --> 01:03:01,115
and his gold.
964
01:03:01,215 --> 01:03:03,284
What are you gonna do,
AJ, hurt me?
965
01:03:03,384 --> 01:03:05,786
Yeah, I am.
966
01:03:05,886 --> 01:03:07,488
You wouldn't dare.
967
01:03:07,589 --> 01:03:09,023
What makes you so sure?
968
01:03:09,123 --> 01:03:12,326
Well, let's face it.
You've always been
in love with me.
969
01:03:15,062 --> 01:03:17,666
Me, in love with you!?
970
01:03:17,766 --> 01:03:20,467
Wow, that is a big alligator!
971
01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:23,904
That is an alligator.
972
01:03:24,004 --> 01:03:27,509
And, uh, we're gonna put
a pin in this for now. Buttons!
973
01:03:27,609 --> 01:03:30,545
Buttons!
974
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,683
Thanks, Marielle.
975
01:03:40,622 --> 01:03:41,955
So how
do you know him?
976
01:03:42,056 --> 01:03:46,093
I was his, uh,
research assistant
in college.
977
01:03:46,628 --> 01:03:50,497
Yeah, we explored
the world together,
and on our last exploration,
978
01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:53,167
he scammed me.
979
01:03:53,267 --> 01:03:56,738
So, um, we haven't
seen each other since.
980
01:03:56,837 --> 01:03:58,372
Did you see him?
981
01:03:58,472 --> 01:03:59,641
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
982
01:03:59,741 --> 01:04:02,142
Okay, let's take out
the maps.
983
01:04:02,242 --> 01:04:03,277
Oh.
984
01:04:03,678 --> 01:04:06,013
- Line them up.
- Here.
985
01:04:06,113 --> 01:04:09,651
Um, "Dip to the moonlight,
dip, dip, dip.
986
01:04:10,117 --> 01:04:12,687
Three for you
and five for me."
987
01:04:12,787 --> 01:04:14,021
A riddle?
988
01:04:14,488 --> 01:04:15,557
No, it's a song.
989
01:04:16,290 --> 01:04:18,158
And I know just
where I've heard it.
990
01:04:25,265 --> 01:04:27,034
- Detective!
- Detective Thatcher!
991
01:04:27,134 --> 01:04:28,969
- Is the detective in?
- No, no, no, he's very busy.
992
01:04:29,069 --> 01:04:30,672
- He can't talk right now.
- But we need to speak to him!
993
01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:33,708
What's the commotion about?
994
01:04:33,808 --> 01:04:35,209
You after Huck Finn's
gold now, too?
995
01:04:35,309 --> 01:04:37,311
We made the decision
to keep looking.
996
01:04:37,411 --> 01:04:39,246
Yeah,
and we found these.
997
01:04:39,346 --> 01:04:42,383
When you line them up
correctly, they spell out
this rhyme.
998
01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:45,219
- That's the family song.
- Mm-hmm.
999
01:04:45,319 --> 01:04:47,822
I remember you
humming it in the car.
1000
01:04:47,921 --> 01:04:49,591
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
1001
01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:53,994
You'd make quite
the detective,
Miss Armstrong.
1002
01:04:54,863 --> 01:04:57,131
Oh, you made
quite the impression.
1003
01:05:02,604 --> 01:05:03,838
Uh, you're singing.
1004
01:05:03,937 --> 01:05:05,573
Uh, you're singing made
quite the impression,
1005
01:05:05,673 --> 01:05:06,841
- and that's why...
- Mom.
1006
01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,942
- The maps. Come on.
- Right.
1007
01:05:10,745 --> 01:05:13,313
It-it was an old
family song.
1008
01:05:13,414 --> 01:05:16,551
My grandmother
sang it to my father,
who sang it to me.
1009
01:05:16,950 --> 01:05:18,385
Our family
were coal miners,
1010
01:05:18,686 --> 01:05:22,256
and our great-great-grandpa
came up with it
to get his spirits up
1011
01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:24,859
when he was trapped down
in a mine for four days
1012
01:05:24,992 --> 01:05:27,060
- in the 1800s.
- Mm.
1013
01:05:27,161 --> 01:05:30,598
So it's hinting at being hidden
somewhere deep underground.
1014
01:05:30,698 --> 01:05:34,234
The nearest place
is McDougal's Caves
where we found you guys.
1015
01:05:34,334 --> 01:05:36,403
Ugh. But we already
looked there!
1016
01:05:36,503 --> 01:05:37,672
Yeah, to no avail.
1017
01:05:38,405 --> 01:05:40,374
Not with a Sawyer,
you didn't.
1018
01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:42,510
You're coming?
1019
01:05:42,610 --> 01:05:44,178
- Yes!
- Let's go!
1020
01:05:44,278 --> 01:05:45,979
Let's find that gold!
1021
01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:47,347
Whoo!
1022
01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:54,689
Oh.
1023
01:05:54,823 --> 01:05:58,058
Legend has it
that more have entered
than have returned.
1024
01:05:58,526 --> 01:06:00,595
So, stay close, guys.
1025
01:06:01,596 --> 01:06:04,398
Does that mean someone
has died in here?
1026
01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:07,468
No. Oh!
1027
01:06:09,938 --> 01:06:11,972
Are you sure we should
be doing this?
1028
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,543
Just-- just stay together.
1029
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,714
It's okay, man.
1030
01:06:26,788 --> 01:06:29,691
"Dip to the moonlight."
1031
01:06:31,526 --> 01:06:35,496
Guys, uh, find a place
in the roof where light
can beam through.
1032
01:06:38,465 --> 01:06:39,534
Right there.
1033
01:06:40,602 --> 01:06:41,636
Great.
1034
01:06:42,236 --> 01:06:45,540
Now, if we can "dip, dip, dip"
1035
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:47,775
- underneath these rocks...
- Mm-hmm.
1036
01:06:47,876 --> 01:06:49,376
...we should be close,
right here.
1037
01:06:49,944 --> 01:06:53,748
And then it says,
"Three for you
and five for me."
1038
01:06:55,482 --> 01:06:57,017
Paces, right?
1039
01:06:57,117 --> 01:06:59,286
But where do we start?
1040
01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:01,756
Um, we can...
1041
01:07:06,026 --> 01:07:08,663
Oh. Maybe out that cross.
1042
01:07:09,296 --> 01:07:12,266
Yeah. That's gotta
be it, right?
1043
01:07:13,635 --> 01:07:15,803
Okay, so, paces, right?
1044
01:07:15,904 --> 01:07:16,938
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
1045
01:07:17,037 --> 01:07:18,338
Three and five.
1046
01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:23,443
One, two, three.
1047
01:07:25,747 --> 01:07:30,350
One, two, three,
1048
01:07:30,450 --> 01:07:33,353
four, five.
1049
01:07:34,556 --> 01:07:35,757
Look above you.
1050
01:07:37,057 --> 01:07:38,325
Anything?
1051
01:07:39,761 --> 01:07:41,361
I don't know.
1052
01:07:48,803 --> 01:07:51,071
- You got something?
- Yeah, yeah, I think so.
1053
01:07:52,540 --> 01:07:54,776
- Whoa!
- Good.
1054
01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:56,844
We found the map.
1055
01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:05,218
- This is so cool.
- Yeah.
1056
01:08:05,319 --> 01:08:07,989
"If flood or fire
1057
01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:09,991
should harm me..."
1058
01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:11,926
"I take from you five
1059
01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,628
and give you my three."
1060
01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:16,129
"Take from you..."
1061
01:08:16,229 --> 01:08:17,966
No.
1062
01:08:18,432 --> 01:08:20,133
Take it all from you.
1063
01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:25,039
I would like
to thank the inventor
of this, uh,
1064
01:08:25,138 --> 01:08:27,207
ridiculous contraption.
1065
01:08:27,307 --> 01:08:32,479
The GPS within helped us
track you all the way here.
1066
01:08:35,449 --> 01:08:36,483
Lennon.
1067
01:08:37,484 --> 01:08:39,053
All right, phones out.
Give them up.
1068
01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:40,220
- No.
- Just do it.
1069
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,389
- Out, out. Now.
- It's not worth it.
1070
01:08:43,524 --> 01:08:46,894
Give me.
Ooh, XR-17. Nice.
1071
01:08:46,995 --> 01:08:50,197
Thank you.
And, of course...
1072
01:08:51,331 --> 01:08:52,800
- You.
- No.
1073
01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:57,972
Oh. This is gonna take me
all the way to the gold.
1074
01:08:58,072 --> 01:08:59,339
You won't get far.
1075
01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:01,441
Just watch me.
1076
01:09:02,342 --> 01:09:06,514
Agatha, you've spent your
whole life chasing history.
1077
01:09:07,048 --> 01:09:08,348
Allow me
1078
01:09:10,084 --> 01:09:11,653
to add you to it.
1079
01:09:21,562 --> 01:09:22,664
Bye-bye now.
1080
01:09:25,633 --> 01:09:27,568
- Back. Go. Go. Now!
- Go to the back!
1081
01:09:27,669 --> 01:09:29,369
Run!
1082
01:09:35,076 --> 01:09:37,078
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa!
1083
01:09:37,177 --> 01:09:39,814
I think we owe 'em
a moment of respect.
1084
01:09:41,649 --> 01:09:44,652
Agatha, you were
a worthy foe,
1085
01:09:44,752 --> 01:09:48,422
but, uh, you know, we all meet
our makers someday, right?
1086
01:09:48,523 --> 01:09:50,490
And, uh, furthermore,
1087
01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:53,127
that's good.
1088
01:09:53,226 --> 01:09:54,662
Let's go get rich.
1089
01:10:06,908 --> 01:10:07,942
Oh, no.
1090
01:10:10,511 --> 01:10:12,279
This is all my fault.
1091
01:10:13,447 --> 01:10:17,952
What? No, Woody, you are
not to blame for his greed.
1092
01:10:18,786 --> 01:10:20,955
No.
1093
01:10:21,055 --> 01:10:26,493
"And what does it amount to?
" said Satan with his evil chuckle.
1094
01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:29,362
Nothing at all.
1095
01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:32,767
You always come out
where you went in.
1096
01:10:32,867 --> 01:10:37,872
Oh, for them to get this far
to only have it snatched
at their final hurdle,
1097
01:10:37,972 --> 01:10:41,142
life sure is a kick
in the guts sometimes.
1098
01:10:54,354 --> 01:10:56,524
Someone will be here
eventually.
1099
01:10:58,291 --> 01:10:59,694
No, they won't.
1100
01:11:00,494 --> 01:11:02,329
This is hopeless.
1101
01:11:03,363 --> 01:11:06,333
And to think this is how
it's all gonna end.
1102
01:11:07,467 --> 01:11:12,272
And-- and I never even got
the chance to change the world
with one of my inventions.
1103
01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:15,209
I never got to win
an Oscar.
1104
01:11:15,710 --> 01:11:18,478
I never made the news
catching criminals.
1105
01:11:19,312 --> 01:11:21,414
Not even once.
1106
01:11:22,984 --> 01:11:24,652
And I never...
1107
01:11:27,054 --> 01:11:29,190
Oh, no, I've--
1108
01:11:29,289 --> 01:11:33,127
I've really gotten to do
pretty much everything
there is to do,
1109
01:11:33,227 --> 01:11:35,596
so, never mind.
1110
01:11:40,535 --> 01:11:42,036
What about you, Ant?
1111
01:11:43,104 --> 01:11:45,606
Uh, I...
1112
01:11:48,341 --> 01:11:50,211
It's dumb.
1113
01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:53,114
- Mm, come on.
- It doesn't matter.
1114
01:11:54,282 --> 01:11:58,719
Well... Listen,
we just have to look
on the bright side, okay?
1115
01:11:59,220 --> 01:12:02,557
They're not gonna get
very far without that
torn piece from the letter.
1116
01:12:03,524 --> 01:12:07,028
Wait. How do you know
that the letter was torn?
1117
01:12:09,362 --> 01:12:12,365
You told me that it was.
1118
01:12:13,234 --> 01:12:15,136
Uh, no.
1119
01:12:15,236 --> 01:12:16,804
I didn't tell you.
1120
01:12:17,738 --> 01:12:19,907
Okay.
1121
01:12:20,541 --> 01:12:25,345
Well, maybe
this isn't my first time
1122
01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:28,015
looking for Tom Sawyer's
treasure.
1123
01:12:37,959 --> 01:12:39,126
Oh, wait.
1124
01:12:47,467 --> 01:12:48,970
Do you know what this means?
1125
01:12:51,072 --> 01:12:52,206
No.
1126
01:13:10,892 --> 01:13:12,260
Oh!
1127
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,896
What in the name
of all that's holy?
1128
01:13:14,996 --> 01:13:18,299
Hmm. You don't see that
every-- Oh!
1129
01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:20,735
Come back here,
you wee scully.
1130
01:13:24,639 --> 01:13:26,574
That was a good burger,
my friend.
1131
01:13:27,308 --> 01:13:28,609
Whoa!
1132
01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:33,681
- What?
- That's ten types
of illegal right there.
1133
01:13:42,857 --> 01:13:45,293
We've been going
in circles for hours.
1134
01:13:45,393 --> 01:13:47,128
Do you not know
how to read this map?
1135
01:13:47,228 --> 01:13:48,529
Mm, no.
1136
01:13:48,629 --> 01:13:50,831
Each map seems to point
in a different direction.
1137
01:13:50,932 --> 01:13:54,501
One goes here, one goes there,
one goes nowhere.
1138
01:13:56,137 --> 01:13:57,204
Wait a minute.
1139
01:14:04,345 --> 01:14:08,282
There is a reason
why the world's
most renowned explorer,
1140
01:14:08,382 --> 01:14:09,917
an anthropological--
1141
01:14:10,017 --> 01:14:12,720
You're an anthropologist,
Uncle AJ.
1142
01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:14,722
Whatever.
1143
01:14:15,589 --> 01:14:19,827
The secret hiding place
to Tom Sawyer's gold is...
1144
01:14:21,062 --> 01:14:23,531
- The Temperance Tavern.
- The Temperance Tavern.
1145
01:14:23,631 --> 01:14:25,099
T-this way!
1146
01:14:36,544 --> 01:14:38,212
Oh, what in the dickens?
1147
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:42,149
Oh, no.
The battery died.
1148
01:14:43,451 --> 01:14:45,485
- Um...
- Oh.
1149
01:14:51,325 --> 01:14:53,394
That's Detective
Thatcher's car.
1150
01:14:53,493 --> 01:14:56,731
Meow. Meow. Meow--
1151
01:14:56,831 --> 01:14:58,399
Okay, fine, I'm a talking cat.
1152
01:14:58,498 --> 01:14:59,667
Yawnfest.
1153
01:14:59,767 --> 01:15:01,469
Now, will you please go
into those caves,
1154
01:15:01,569 --> 01:15:03,437
follow their scent,
and rescue my friends,
1155
01:15:03,537 --> 01:15:07,508
who heavens to Betsy
I fear may well be
trapped down there?
1156
01:15:07,608 --> 01:15:08,843
Let's go.
1157
01:15:09,610 --> 01:15:11,612
And don't you dillydally.
1158
01:15:15,116 --> 01:15:16,250
Thanks, guys.
1159
01:15:16,984 --> 01:15:18,753
Call more reinforcements
to secure the perimeter
1160
01:15:18,853 --> 01:15:20,721
- at the final site.
- Got it.
1161
01:15:21,522 --> 01:15:23,424
- We'll meet you guys there.
- Okay.
1162
01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:25,326
Do we need to draw
the map again?
1163
01:15:25,426 --> 01:15:27,628
No, I know exactly
where it is.
1164
01:15:28,562 --> 01:15:31,966
Hey, um, you did
a really good job in there.
1165
01:15:32,066 --> 01:15:33,534
Oh, thank you.
1166
01:15:52,753 --> 01:15:54,622
As a student of history,
1167
01:15:55,790 --> 01:16:01,228
I have to ask myself what
stories would these walls
tell if they could speak.
1168
01:16:02,563 --> 01:16:06,033
If you bothered to read
the book, you'd already
know the answer.
1169
01:16:07,134 --> 01:16:08,202
Agatha,
1170
01:16:09,437 --> 01:16:10,671
how did you--
1171
01:16:10,971 --> 01:16:11,972
No matter.
1172
01:16:12,673 --> 01:16:17,411
So, bringing your encyclopedic
knowledge of literature
to a gunfight, I see.
1173
01:16:17,512 --> 01:16:18,846
It has perfect aim.
1174
01:16:18,946 --> 01:16:20,781
Well, I will tell you this.
1175
01:16:20,881 --> 01:16:24,618
I'm gonna fill you all
full of new holes
to breathe from
1176
01:16:25,152 --> 01:16:27,388
if you don't tell us
where that treasure is.
1177
01:16:27,922 --> 01:16:30,925
The gold was never hidden
in just one place.
1178
01:16:31,892 --> 01:16:33,562
See, it was...
1179
01:16:34,261 --> 01:16:38,599
always that last line
in the riddle
that really stumped me.
1180
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:42,069
"Take from you five
and give you my three."
1181
01:16:43,137 --> 01:16:46,874
Ant, what does Twain's opening
passage in his book say?
1182
01:16:48,342 --> 01:16:52,146
"Tom Sawyer is a combination
of the characteristics
of three boys whom I knew,
1183
01:16:52,246 --> 01:16:54,982
and therefore belongs
to the composite order
of architecture."
1184
01:16:55,082 --> 01:17:00,154
So, what are you saying?
Tom Sawyer wasn't real?
1185
01:17:00,254 --> 01:17:01,789
Oh, no, he was real.
1186
01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:05,594
But three made up this story.
1187
01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:15,503
Miss Armstrong, yes,
1188
01:17:15,604 --> 01:17:17,171
I've been expecting you.
1189
01:17:21,675 --> 01:17:24,078
That gold belonged
to just three men.
1190
01:17:24,478 --> 01:17:27,616
Thomas Sawyer, Ben Rogers...
1191
01:17:27,715 --> 01:17:29,083
And Joe Harper.
1192
01:17:30,251 --> 01:17:31,785
My great-grandpappy.
1193
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,156
That ol' Tom Sawyer
made a promise
1194
01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:39,393
to not let that gold
fall into Angus' hands.
1195
01:17:39,493 --> 01:17:43,097
Just as
I promised to never
let it fall into yours.
1196
01:17:43,197 --> 01:17:46,834
You were obsessive
from the day we met
about your family's fortune.
1197
01:17:46,934 --> 01:17:48,903
So after you
double-crossed me,
1198
01:17:49,003 --> 01:17:51,872
I made it my goal to seek out
every last detail
1199
01:17:51,972 --> 01:17:54,375
to ensure you never found it.
1200
01:17:54,475 --> 01:17:58,045
So I destroyed its final secret
to always keep you at bay,
1201
01:17:58,145 --> 01:18:00,381
and I've been carrying
the remainder of that letter
1202
01:18:00,481 --> 01:18:05,319
and the location of the gold
in my head all of these years.
1203
01:18:08,455 --> 01:18:12,726
Wait a minute,
if you had all
this information,
1204
01:18:12,826 --> 01:18:15,329
why didn't you come
for the treasure yourself?
1205
01:18:15,429 --> 01:18:16,730
I tried.
1206
01:18:18,232 --> 01:18:20,935
But not every stone
needs to be turned,
1207
01:18:21,402 --> 01:18:23,237
not every treasure pocketed.
1208
01:18:23,771 --> 01:18:26,273
Well, Aggy...
1209
01:18:26,707 --> 01:18:28,209
That's where we differ.
1210
01:18:29,678 --> 01:18:32,046
See, the only thing
that matters to me...
1211
01:18:33,414 --> 01:18:34,616
Ant!
1212
01:18:34,715 --> 01:18:36,450
You're gonna tell me
where the gold is.
1213
01:18:36,551 --> 01:18:39,186
The safety is on, you moron.
1214
01:18:39,286 --> 01:18:41,088
Moron?
1215
01:18:47,061 --> 01:18:48,462
Ah!
1216
01:18:50,665 --> 01:18:52,199
I'll tell you this.
1217
01:18:58,239 --> 01:19:00,908
I was the captain
of my fencing team
1218
01:19:01,008 --> 01:19:02,810
at college!
1219
01:19:03,645 --> 01:19:06,247
Impressive.
But so was I.
1220
01:19:06,847 --> 01:19:09,316
- Get him, Miss Armstrong.
- Come on!
1221
01:19:10,050 --> 01:19:12,019
- Come on, Uncle AJ.
- Let's go, Miss Armstrong.
1222
01:19:17,224 --> 01:19:19,193
Come on, Uncle AJ!
1223
01:19:22,963 --> 01:19:25,533
- Come on!
- Come on, Miss Armstrong!
1224
01:19:29,937 --> 01:19:31,105
Ah!
1225
01:19:31,205 --> 01:19:32,973
- Miss Armstrong!
- Be careful!
1226
01:19:34,008 --> 01:19:35,510
It's too bad, Agatha.
1227
01:19:35,610 --> 01:19:38,779
We could have been partners.
It's a shame, isn't it?
1228
01:19:38,879 --> 01:19:40,447
Don't hurt my mom!
1229
01:19:40,881 --> 01:19:43,917
Do what you want.
I might do something like this.
1230
01:19:44,653 --> 01:19:45,986
No!
1231
01:19:46,453 --> 01:19:49,390
What are you gonna
say now, punk? Huh?
1232
01:19:54,495 --> 01:19:56,531
- Mrs. Mac!
- Enough.
1233
01:19:56,631 --> 01:19:58,432
Don't! He's your son.
1234
01:19:59,933 --> 01:20:01,135
He's my what?
1235
01:20:01,235 --> 01:20:02,436
Morocco?
1236
01:20:05,105 --> 01:20:06,473
Oh.
1237
01:20:06,574 --> 01:20:08,876
And then you left me abandoned
on the side of a cliff.
1238
01:20:08,976 --> 01:20:11,478
I never wanted
to speak to you again.
1239
01:20:11,579 --> 01:20:12,980
Aggy, why didn't you tell me?
1240
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:14,749
Freeze!
1241
01:20:14,848 --> 01:20:16,984
Aggy, why didn't you tell me?
1242
01:20:17,084 --> 01:20:18,919
- Cuff him.
- This is my son?
1243
01:20:19,019 --> 01:20:20,555
Now I can see it.
1244
01:20:21,155 --> 01:20:23,424
You're almost
as good-looking as I am.
1245
01:20:23,525 --> 01:20:25,159
You're under arrest.
1246
01:20:25,727 --> 01:20:28,362
Kidnapping, attempted murder,
assaulting a police officer,
1247
01:20:28,462 --> 01:20:30,397
theft, destruction
of public property.
1248
01:20:30,497 --> 01:20:33,568
And I think you have a case
with animal welfare.
1249
01:20:33,668 --> 01:20:35,336
- Let's go.
- Whatever, cop.
1250
01:20:35,436 --> 01:20:38,606
I'll be out by morning.
I love you, son!
1251
01:20:38,707 --> 01:20:42,276
Aggy! We'll always have Morocco!
1252
01:20:50,618 --> 01:20:52,219
Ant, are you okay?
1253
01:20:53,588 --> 01:20:55,222
I don't even know, man.
1254
01:21:01,962 --> 01:21:03,565
Goodbye, my old friend.
1255
01:21:08,803 --> 01:21:11,004
Excuse me,
who are you calling old?
1256
01:21:11,105 --> 01:21:12,807
Don't play like that.
1257
01:21:12,906 --> 01:21:15,109
- Mrs. Mac...
- You're alive.
1258
01:21:15,209 --> 01:21:20,047
Yes, well, I guess that's,
hmm, five down, four to go.
1259
01:21:20,849 --> 01:21:23,618
Well, you go rest.
We'll be right back.
1260
01:21:23,718 --> 01:21:26,120
Ah, time for a wee catnap.
1261
01:21:26,220 --> 01:21:27,321
So long.
1262
01:21:40,367 --> 01:21:44,171
I now know why you never
told me about him.
1263
01:21:50,612 --> 01:21:51,912
But what about this?
1264
01:21:52,913 --> 01:21:54,148
It's...
1265
01:21:55,215 --> 01:21:57,519
just a dime store novelty.
1266
01:21:58,018 --> 01:22:00,622
I'm sorry, I just--
I thought that
1267
01:22:01,689 --> 01:22:05,392
the mystery of who he was
being wrapped up in a trinket
1268
01:22:06,193 --> 01:22:08,128
felt fitting for us.
1269
01:22:09,196 --> 01:22:11,098
No, yeah, I-I get it.
1270
01:22:12,332 --> 01:22:13,400
Really.
1271
01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:15,002
I'm sorry.
1272
01:22:23,578 --> 01:22:24,612
So...
1273
01:22:25,647 --> 01:22:27,147
there's no gold?
1274
01:22:28,315 --> 01:22:30,618
Oh, no,
there's definitely gold.
1275
01:22:31,351 --> 01:22:34,188
I just had to wait
for the detective
to bring his backup.
1276
01:22:35,956 --> 01:22:37,625
Wait, so then where is it?
1277
01:22:38,425 --> 01:22:41,228
Somewhere out in that yard
are the final clues
1278
01:22:41,328 --> 01:22:44,632
that the three men
who inspired
this very book left.
1279
01:22:45,332 --> 01:22:47,635
Joe Harper, Ben Rogers,
and Tom Sawyer himself.
1280
01:22:47,735 --> 01:22:50,605
And if we find his three,
1281
01:22:50,705 --> 01:22:54,174
then we'll find what
"take from you five" means.
1282
01:22:56,009 --> 01:22:57,411
So, let's go.
1283
01:22:58,513 --> 01:23:01,281
- We're gonna find that gold.
- Yeah.
1284
01:23:25,305 --> 01:23:29,109
Hey, I found a "TS Loves MD".
1285
01:23:29,209 --> 01:23:31,078
Okay, that's one.
1286
01:23:33,715 --> 01:23:35,282
Where are you?
1287
01:23:36,885 --> 01:23:38,653
Oh, I found the second.
1288
01:23:55,135 --> 01:23:56,771
I found Ben Rogers.
1289
01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:03,578
"Take from you five
and give you my three."
1290
01:24:06,079 --> 01:24:09,684
Okay. Take five paces
towards the center.
1291
01:24:18,258 --> 01:24:19,727
So we're standing on it?
1292
01:24:21,596 --> 01:24:23,898
We're about to find out.
Shovel.
1293
01:24:23,998 --> 01:24:26,066
- Lu, can you grab mine?
- Yeah.
1294
01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:29,169
Now, if that don't
prove the true meaning
of teamwork, huh?
1295
01:24:29,269 --> 01:24:35,175
Everyone giving their own
special little part
of themselves to help find it.
1296
01:24:35,275 --> 01:24:37,979
Then they surely went
and changed the meaning on me.
1297
01:24:38,078 --> 01:24:39,446
Oh!
1298
01:24:39,914 --> 01:24:41,181
- You hear that?
- Hear that?
1299
01:24:54,662 --> 01:24:56,196
Oh!
1300
01:24:56,296 --> 01:24:59,266
We did it!
1301
01:24:59,366 --> 01:25:01,769
- All right!
- Wow!
1302
01:25:02,637 --> 01:25:04,104
So much of it.
1303
01:25:06,273 --> 01:25:08,141
This is so pretty.
1304
01:25:09,142 --> 01:25:10,477
It's real.
1305
01:25:15,382 --> 01:25:17,150
It's a shame we can't keep it.
1306
01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:18,218
Wait, what?
1307
01:25:18,318 --> 01:25:20,287
No, we found it, it's ours.
1308
01:25:20,387 --> 01:25:25,392
No, he's right.
It belongs to the Sawyers
and the Harpers and the Rogers.
1309
01:25:25,860 --> 01:25:29,429
I think there will be
a generous finder's fee though.
1310
01:25:29,530 --> 01:25:32,100
Seriously?
1311
01:25:32,199 --> 01:25:35,168
Wait, what are we talking,
like fifty-fifty?
1312
01:25:35,970 --> 01:25:38,372
- We'll work something out.
- Hm.
1313
01:25:38,472 --> 01:25:41,109
After the shares
were divvied out,
1314
01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:45,278
they did what anyone
with the right constitution
would have done.
1315
01:25:45,379 --> 01:25:47,548
Went right ahead
and put it back .
1316
01:25:48,850 --> 01:25:50,417
Most of it, anyway.
1317
01:25:50,518 --> 01:25:53,121
All so the next generation
of you thrill-seekers
1318
01:25:53,220 --> 01:25:56,691
could track down
the secret of that pirate gold
for yourselves.
1319
01:25:56,791 --> 01:26:00,394
I think great-great-grandpa
Sawyer would be very proud.
1320
01:26:00,494 --> 01:26:01,629
Yeah?
1321
01:26:02,396 --> 01:26:03,731
And, you know,
1322
01:26:03,831 --> 01:26:06,868
I think Mr. Twain
would have approved too.
1323
01:26:07,835 --> 01:26:09,469
Hm. At the end of the day,
1324
01:26:10,138 --> 01:26:12,205
that's all he ever wanted.
1325
01:26:12,305 --> 01:26:15,843
"A little more kindness,
a little less speed.
1326
01:26:15,943 --> 01:26:20,213
A little more giving,
a little less greed.
1327
01:26:20,313 --> 01:26:24,552
A little more smile,
a little less frown.
1328
01:26:24,652 --> 01:26:28,589
A little less kicking a man
while he's down.
1329
01:26:28,690 --> 01:26:32,259
A little more 'We',
a little less 'I'.
1330
01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:36,731
A little more laugh,
a little less cry.
1331
01:26:36,831 --> 01:26:41,401
A little more flowers
on the pathway of life.
1332
01:26:41,501 --> 01:26:45,205
And fewer on graves
at the end of the strife."