1 00:01:27,297 --> 00:01:28,799 {\an8}- Take care, son! - Always, Mom. 2 00:01:29,967 --> 00:01:32,135 {\an8}Baby! Your lunch! 3 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,516 {\an8}- Thank you. - You got it. Good morning. 4 00:01:37,516 --> 00:01:39,268 {\an8}- Good morning! - Good night. 5 00:01:41,728 --> 00:01:43,480 {\an8}Dirty woman! 6 00:06:25,512 --> 00:06:26,429 It hasn't changed. 7 00:06:27,681 --> 00:06:28,765 Doggie, say Merry Christmas! 8 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:20,543 Heck! You don't speak! 9 00:08:55,203 --> 00:08:58,623 Mr. Sanchez, my house is your house. 10 00:08:58,623 --> 00:09:01,835 No, love. My father's house is definitely his house. 11 00:10:16,868 --> 00:10:20,038 Oh, my God! Good morning, miss! 12 00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:27,462 Dummy, your mommy! 13 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:29,255 Hey, don't be mean. 14 00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:31,383 - Come in! - Thank you! 15 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:39,682 - Very, very well! - Beautiful. 16 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:45,605 Who cries when given free bread? 17 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,858 - You brought my favorites! - Yes, of course! 18 00:10:48,858 --> 00:10:49,818 Yummy! 19 00:10:49,818 --> 00:10:51,569 Would you like a coffee? 20 00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:53,738 I can't stay, I'm sorry. 21 00:10:58,201 --> 00:11:00,412 You are shameless! 22 00:11:00,412 --> 00:11:03,206 - I gotta run. Gabbie, see you soon! - Okay, son. 23 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:15,051 Oh, come on! 24 00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:17,178 This smartass! 25 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:24,394 Jeez , I told this guy to call me 26 00:11:25,812 --> 00:11:28,314 And why don't you call him? 27 00:11:45,498 --> 00:11:46,499 Very well. 28 00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:58,178 What a beautiful surprise! 29 00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:07,729 These losers... 30 00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:00,323 You saw me arriving running 31 00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:02,992 And so maybe I'll go 32 00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:04,953 You should know the stories. 33 00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:51,291 Where they always go, love, under the tree. 34 00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:02,468 This one is all raggedy and sparse! 35 00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:42,258 Tell me. 36 00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:47,472 Tell me. 37 00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:50,058 Okay, let's see, baby. 38 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,865 Wait a second, Benito! 39 00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:30,056 You are so stubborn! Come here! 40 00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:36,521 Okay! Let's see. Show me your skills. 41 00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,314 Now stretch your legs. Jeez! Wait! 42 00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:40,358 - Cramp, cramp! - You have to warm up! 43 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:41,943 - Where does it hurt? - My butt! 44 00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:45,363 - Where? - No, my butt! 45 00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:48,199 - Here? Where? - There, there... 46 00:17:51,948 --> 00:17:53,574 You are full of surprises! 47 00:17:59,247 --> 00:18:02,250 How is my baby?! 48 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,337 Wow! My baby so skinny! 49 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,590 Don't worry, we are gonna enjoy 50 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,717 plenty of tacos, chilaquiles and tortillas. 51 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:15,721 What's going on? 52 00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:31,237 Hey, how are you, Sr. Sanchez? 53 00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:33,239 What did he say? 54 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:47,128 - That's it! - What did he say his name was? 55 00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:48,337 - Leif. Mucho gusto - What's that mean? 56 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,094 - Welcome, Leif! - Thank you! 57 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:18,951 What did he say, did you hear? 58 00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:21,579 Darn it! 59 00:19:58,324 --> 00:20:00,451 We didn't know anything! You kept the secret very well! 60 00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,886 Benicio, please stop! 61 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:23,557 Bring it down a notch! He's listening! 62 00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:46,205 He is like a cannellini bean, among the black beans. 63 00:20:52,128 --> 00:20:55,047 Jeez! What a temper! 64 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,881 Yes, I know! What an ugly name! 65 00:21:38,591 --> 00:21:39,967 Have a seat. What? It's true! 66 00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:43,804 He's so sweet. 67 00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:46,223 - He looks like a good guy! Right? - Yes, I know. 68 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:05,576 What about a Mexican candy? 69 00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:33,330 Oh, my God! 70 00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:52,141 Wow, what happened to you?! 71 00:23:52,141 --> 00:23:54,143 How did you get tangled up like this? 72 00:23:54,143 --> 00:23:56,270 Don't be a jerk. Don't film this. 73 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,189 - Talk to the camera, sis! - Stop, Carmen. 74 00:23:58,189 --> 00:24:00,232 Heal, heal, little frog's tail! 75 00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:08,949 Maybe the smell helps you. 76 00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:13,204 Damn! Son of a gun! 77 00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:17,750 What happened?! Are you okay?! 78 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,293 It's nothing, baby. 79 00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:21,795 - How can I help you, Mom? - It's nothing, baby. 80 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,256 Calm down, everyone! I'm fine! 81 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:26,425 Hey, just... 82 00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:02,419 Is it because he's white? 83 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,943 Hey, Dad! What's going on? 84 00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:27,820 Stop. 85 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,370 Yes! Whatever his name is. 86 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,705 He is a good boy. 87 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:23,834 Look, look! 88 00:26:26,712 --> 00:26:31,050 With these guys from NY! The chiro... practicians. 89 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,220 Well, I didn't know. 90 00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:41,310 - What? - What do you think? 91 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:42,394 What is that? 92 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:45,606 A cactus? 93 00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:48,150 Benicio, really? 94 00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:54,615 They are there on Christmas Eve, 95 00:27:14,093 --> 00:27:16,220 Okay. It is pretty. 96 00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,973 No! It's pretty! Look at the little bow! So pretty. 97 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,023 Yes, that one. 98 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:18,949 Hey, what's up, dude? 99 00:28:58,697 --> 00:28:59,781 Damn lights! 100 00:29:37,903 --> 00:29:39,154 What the hell is this? 101 00:32:12,557 --> 00:32:13,517 What? 102 00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:55,767 - What? - Let's go. 103 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:58,812 Dad, my heels! 104 00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:43,064 Where's he? 105 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,256 Party pooper. 106 00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:48,797 The wetback! 107 00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:17,868 What the hell is it with this chicken? 108 00:35:26,501 --> 00:35:27,627 Why, what now? 109 00:35:57,991 --> 00:35:59,784 Have you lost your mind?! 110 00:36:11,463 --> 00:36:12,881 That's going too far. 111 00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:14,049 Look...! 112 00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:16,051 Look! 113 00:36:16,051 --> 00:36:17,135 You stupid chicken! 114 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:23,475 He's like a duck without legs! 115 00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:44,282 Dance with me! 116 00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:52,916 Damn chicken! 117 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,169 Tita! At least pluck the chicken! 118 00:39:15,605 --> 00:39:17,065 Thank you! 119 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:21,236 Are you gonna close the door? 120 00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:01,651 Bye, beautiful. 121 00:40:01,651 --> 00:40:03,778 - Drive safe, okay? - Always, love. 122 00:40:03,778 --> 00:40:06,406 Sounds good, big kiss. See you later! 123 00:40:56,289 --> 00:40:57,540 Honey. 124 00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:38,957 A little bit of hips. 125 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,158 Squeeze your glutes. 126 00:42:55,158 --> 00:42:57,076 Smile. 127 00:42:58,119 --> 00:42:59,203 Damn! 128 00:43:59,597 --> 00:44:01,224 Stupid chicken. 129 00:45:31,022 --> 00:45:32,899 Die, die! 130 00:45:57,673 --> 00:45:59,383 - Of course, Dad! - Yes, brother-in-law! 131 00:46:50,977 --> 00:46:52,228 Ignore him. 132 00:47:46,782 --> 00:47:48,326 Hey! Behave! 133 00:49:14,161 --> 00:49:16,122 - Keep going! - Get him, Javier! 134 00:49:18,624 --> 00:49:20,042 Oh, damn! That's it! 135 00:49:22,086 --> 00:49:23,838 What the hell! 136 00:49:25,297 --> 00:49:27,007 Long live Mexicans! 137 00:49:33,347 --> 00:49:36,225 You are all dead! 138 00:49:36,225 --> 00:49:37,935 To your graves, dumbasses! 139 00:54:58,922 --> 00:55:00,883 Of course! I know they are fantastic! 140 00:55:01,884 --> 00:55:04,678 Give me one, please. 141 00:55:04,678 --> 00:55:07,347 Carmen, please bring me some spoons and some forks. 142 00:55:08,932 --> 00:55:12,227 Do you want a "tamale hug"? 143 00:55:12,227 --> 00:55:14,146 - What?! - A "tamale hug"? 144 00:55:14,146 --> 00:55:16,899 - What is that? - A hug with meat inside! 145 00:55:18,692 --> 00:55:20,444 - Girls! - Carmen! 146 00:55:20,444 --> 00:55:23,238 That old bird, he is up to something. 147 00:55:27,701 --> 00:55:29,036 Something. 148 00:55:29,036 --> 00:55:31,872 What bird? 149 00:58:31,969 --> 00:58:33,887 Did he get a concussion from the ball or what? 150 00:58:38,183 --> 00:58:39,518 Oh, my love. 151 00:58:43,313 --> 00:58:46,441 Oh, my God! You look faint. 152 00:58:46,441 --> 00:58:49,027 Are you pregnant? Let's see... 153 00:58:59,746 --> 00:59:01,456 Wow, look at you! 154 00:59:01,456 --> 00:59:03,125 Well, that's it. 155 00:59:11,550 --> 00:59:15,971 You completely messed up this time, Benicio! Completely! 156 00:59:42,873 --> 00:59:44,374 Why are they leaving? 157 00:59:46,668 --> 00:59:47,878 Where are you going? 158 01:02:57,484 --> 01:02:59,152 Even if he was green like an alien. 159 01:04:52,390 --> 01:04:54,225 What do you mean, he's gay? 160 01:05:56,413 --> 01:05:57,664 And you know what? 161 01:09:24,996 --> 01:09:27,749 I mean, not on purpose. 162 01:09:40,470 --> 01:09:42,513 because we are a family, that's what we do, 163 01:09:53,650 --> 01:09:54,692 Including Leaf... 164 01:10:10,667 --> 01:10:12,961 Okay, then let's go! 165 01:10:21,344 --> 01:10:22,929 Come on, let's go! Drive! 166 01:10:24,472 --> 01:10:25,473 What? 167 01:10:25,473 --> 01:10:27,266 - I don't have the keys! - You had them! 168 01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:29,477 - Damn it! - I don't have them! You always-- 169 01:10:29,477 --> 01:10:30,979 Baby, you always do the same! 170 01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:34,774 Yes, there they are! 171 01:10:34,774 --> 01:10:36,359 Oh, my God! 172 01:11:06,222 --> 01:11:08,850 Holy crap! 173 01:12:04,489 --> 01:12:05,823 Come on, let's go! 174 01:12:24,258 --> 01:12:26,177 Carmela, no. Wait. 175 01:12:26,177 --> 01:12:28,513 Please, sir. It is very important. 176 01:12:32,517 --> 01:12:34,352 The family's future is in danger. 177 01:12:42,276 --> 01:12:44,362 Seriously, these gringos are so inflexible. 178 01:12:44,362 --> 01:12:48,407 Please, ma'am! Show some respect. I'm just trying to do my job. 179 01:12:49,742 --> 01:12:53,496 I was talking about the other gringos. It's all good. 180 01:12:53,496 --> 01:12:56,249 - Let's go. - Wow, you are handsome! 181 01:13:02,130 --> 01:13:04,298 - Hey, where are you going?! - Brother-in-law! 182 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,599 Look at him. 183 01:15:42,415 --> 01:15:43,874 Did I leave the tag on? 184 01:16:11,152 --> 01:16:13,612 Maybe they have their babies. 185 01:16:15,990 --> 01:16:16,866 Well... 186 01:16:18,576 --> 01:16:19,827 Okay, wait a second. 187 01:16:19,827 --> 01:16:23,331 - Maybe later? - Yes, maybe later. 188 01:18:06,892 --> 01:18:07,893 Take a picture!