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[soft music playing]

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["Jingle Bells"
by Ale Rojas playing]

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[Claudia] <i>It's four days
before Christmas,</i>

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<i>and it's 70 degrees.</i>

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[chuckles] <i>Only in East L.A.</i>

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[barking]
<i>East L.A. may be thousands
of miles from the North Pole,</i>

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<i>but it doesn't lack
Christmas spirit.</i>

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["Jingle Bells" continues]

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- [in Spanish] Take care, son!
- Always, Mom.

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Baby! Your lunch!

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- Thank you.
- You got it. Good morning.

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- Good morning!
- Good night.

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Dirty woman!

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[in English] I'm not dirty,
I'm clean. I spread love around.

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[Bennie] <i>♪ I'm dreaming ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Of a brown Christmas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just like the ones
in Mexico ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just like every wetback
in town ♪</i>[laughs]

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<i>♪ I miss the cockfight season ♪</i>

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[Claudia] <i>In the North Pole
they have little helpers</i>

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<i>that do all the hard work.</i>

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<i>In Los Angeles,
they're called Mexicans.</i>

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<i>There's many stories
about Christmas,</i>

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<i>but here is a tale that has
never been told before,</i>

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<i>and, perhaps,
will never be forgotten.</i>

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<i>♪ With</i> borrachos <i>drinking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And police lights blinking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you don't have
no ID to show ♪</i>

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[instrumental
Christmas music playing]

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Daddy's little girl is coming
home for Christmas!

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[distant honking]

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- [music playing on videogame]
- [roars]

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Big thanks from all of us
here at Area 51 Studios.

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We hope to be bringing
<i>Alien Zombie Wars</i>
to a galaxy near you.

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[Toby] <i>Leif, what can I say?</i>

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<i>You've exceeded every one
of our expectations.</i>

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<i>Yes.</i>

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Not only will this satisfy
every youngster's innate ADHD...

39
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- [text alert]
- <i>...it's gonna bring
people together</i>

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<i>through some internalized
rage tendencies,</i>

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<i>some fantasies to fulfill
right there.</i>

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<i>Bravo!</i>

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<i>Hey... Leif?
You still with us?</i>

44
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Oh, I'm sorry,
Toby, I, uh...

45
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I gotta go. Um...

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<i>I'm afraid it's an emergency.</i>

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We were just about
to discuss the contract--

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- [call disconnects]
- [soft music playing]

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- [chuckles]
- To the woman of my dreams.

50
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Mm-hmm.

51
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I would like to spend

52
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my hard-earned airline miles
and Christmas bonus,

53
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thank you very much,
<i>Alien Zombie Wars,</i>

54
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to fly her
to the land of dreams.

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For this holiday season,
we're going to the spectacular,

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- romantic paradise...
- [phone ringing]

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- ...of... oh!
- [phone vibrating]

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- Um... it's okay.
- [ringing stops]

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It-it's just my dad.
He just...

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Somehow always has
a sixth sense

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to call at exactly
the wrong moment.

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- Okay...
- You were saying?

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[chuckles]

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For the best girlfriend
a geek like me
could ask for...

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you have won
an all expenses paid trip

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- down to...
- [phone ringing]

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[phone vibrating and ringing]

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- ["Jingle Bells"
playing over phone]
- <i>You hear that?</i>

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[laughs] <i>That's you when you
were five years old</i>

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<i>at the St. Francis
beauty pageant</i>

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<i>before you became
a big shot in New York.</i>

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<i>Hey, so guess what?</i>

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<i>You're gonna have a chance
to sing your favorite
Christmas song again,</i>

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<i>because I am having
my first annual</i>

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<i>Mexican Hispanic American
Chicano Christmas</i>

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<i>and we're so happy
that you're coming home</i>

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<i>to spend Christmas</i>
con la familia!

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- Do you wanna get that?
- Um...

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[Bennie indistinct]

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Yeah. Mm. I'm sorry.

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Um... I'm just gonna talk
to him real quick, okay?

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It'll take, like,
two seconds.

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- Okay.
- Yeah? Okay?

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- I'll be back.
- <i>Love you.</i>

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[Bennie laughing]

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[music continues over phone]

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What-- who said I was coming
home for the holidays?

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And, Dad,
I'm an assistant editor.

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I-I've been working
at the magazine
for barely two months.

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<i>♪ Feliz Navidad ♪</i>

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[hums melody]

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<i>♪ Feliz Navidad ♪</i>

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Okay, Dad? Dad?

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Christmas is in like...

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Okay, you can't just spring
a 3,000 mile trip on me
at the last minute.

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[stammers] I have
to talk to my--

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My boss.

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<i>No, no, no, here's
the beautiful thing.</i>

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- <i>I already called your boss
and I told her...</i>
- You did what?!

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<i>...about all the things
you used to do
when you were little,</i>

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<i>how we knew
you were gonna be big
in fashion,</i>

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<i>and you were dressing up</i>
los perritos <i>and having
a fashion show</i>

103
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<i>and you were nine years old,
and I told her that, you know,</i>

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<i>you wanted to come over here
to be with your family</i>

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<i>and she said that they are
gonna be closed</i>

106
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<i>between Christmas and New
Year's, and she didn't mind
if you left a day early!</i>

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- <i>♪ Feliz Navidad ♪</i>
- [clears throat] Okay.

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Um, Dad, I'm gonna have
to call you back, okay?

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<i>And here's your room.</i>
[in Spanish] <i>It hasn't changed.</i>

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<i>Oh, he said hey!</i>[in Spanish]
<i>Doggie, say Merry Christmas!</i>

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- Bye! Mm-hmm.
- [Bennie speaking indistinct]

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Mm-hmm. I'm hanging up
now, okay?

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- I'm hanging up.
- <i>I can't hear you. Huh?</i>

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- Bye-bye.
- <i>Hurry up--</i>

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[sighs]

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[Claudia] Oh, no.

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Can you believe him?
Did you hear that?

118
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He wants me to go spend
the holidays with them.

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- He--
- I know. [chuckles]
It's...

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Well, do you wanna hear
something amazing?

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That's exactly where I was
planning on taking us
for the holidays.

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Wha--

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To spend them
with my family
in East L.A.?

124
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That's your idea
of the "ultimate
romantic paradise"?

125
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No, well, I know
how important family
is to you,

126
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so actually
what better gift

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to a girl who lives
so far from home?

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- [needle scratch]
- You're kidding, right?

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- I'm totally joking, yeah.
- Oh, okay, I was gonna say.

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- 'Cause that's crazy.
- I'm actually...

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I'm not joking. Look,
I got the tickets.

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- What? No, you didn't.
- Yeah.

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- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.

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Um... I mean...

135
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I mean,
I do miss them.

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But, babe,
I'm not gonna wish

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spending Christmas
with my family upon anyone.

138
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Look, I just wanna
make you happy. You know?

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Would spending the holidays
with your family make you happy?

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[quietly] Yeah.

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- We're doing this?
- Yes.

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- [whines] Are you sure?
- Yes!

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- A hundred percent?
Positive?
- Yeah.

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I mean, call your dad back
and tell him you got
a new boyfriend or...

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- Um...
- It's like he doesn't know
I exist, so...

146
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It's okay, don't worry.

147
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- My Dad loves surprises.
- [knocking]

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I hate surprises.

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Take this check,

150
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take that gift,
give it to your mom.

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[in Spanish] Heck!
You don't speak!

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[in English] Damn!

153
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[Mexican accordion music
playing]

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[Claudia] <i>Merry Christmas!</i>
Feliz Navidad!

155
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<i>Happy 25th.</i>

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<i>No matter how you say it,</i>

157
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<i>you can't help but to say it
with a smile,</i>

158
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<i>but this year,</i>

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<i>Christmas will come
in a different
shape and form,</i>

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<i>one that I could've
never imagined,</i>

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<i>one that would change
my father's unwilling heart forever.</i>

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- [sighs]
- [in Spanish] Mr. Sanchez,
my house is your house.

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[in Spanish] No, love.
My father's house
is definitely his house.

164
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Huh?

165
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[accordion music continues]

166
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Am I the first White guy to set
foot in this neighborhood or--

167
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No. No, no, no.
Mm-mm.

168
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Most of the police
are White.

169
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I mean, I'm sure
your dad's gonna love

170
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you bringing home
a gringo boyfriend.

171
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Aww,
my beautiful <i>gringuito!</i>

172
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My father is an equal
opportunity boyfriend hater, okay?

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'Kay.

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[whimsical music playing]

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[Lucky] Hey, look,
it's mini-Mario Lopez.

176
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Hey, what's up, <i>ese?</i>

177
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What's in the box, eh?
I'm hungry.

178
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Me, too! Hey,
throw me a bear claw!

179
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:02,253
Hey, fool,
you're on a diet, remember?

180
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,255
No carbs, <i>ese.</i>

181
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,170
That's right, <i>ese.</i> You know
how much I love <i>conchitas.</i>

182
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,954
- Hey, what color, fool?
- Don't tell nobody, homie,

183
00:10:08,128 --> 00:10:09,695
but the pink one, <i>ese.</i>

184
00:10:09,869 --> 00:10:11,305
Ah, that's what up, fool,
that's what's up!

185
00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:12,524
- Want some right now?
- Let's-let's go.

186
00:10:12,698 --> 00:10:13,743
[doorbell rings]

187
00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:17,181
Ooh.

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00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,923
[in Spanish] Oh, my God!
Good morning, miss!

189
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,186
[in English]
Javier de la Torre,
at your service.

190
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,622
Of course you are.

191
00:10:23,796 --> 00:10:25,668
You must be Carmencita.

192
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,321
[in Spanish] Dummy, your mommy!

193
00:10:27,495 --> 00:10:29,106
Hey, don't be mean.

194
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,238
- Come in!
- Thank you!

195
00:10:31,412 --> 00:10:32,544
[Tita in English] Who is it?!

196
00:10:32,718 --> 00:10:34,459
Home delivery services.

197
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,244
How are my favorite ladies
on the block doing today?

198
00:10:37,418 --> 00:10:39,638
- [in Spanish]
Very, very well! [chuckles]
- Beautiful.

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00:10:39,812 --> 00:10:42,075
[in English]
I just stopped by to bring
you ladies some <i>pan dulce.</i>

200
00:10:42,249 --> 00:10:43,947
Thought it would be good
with your <i>cafecito.</i>

201
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,426
[in Spanish] Who cries
when given free bread?

202
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,211
[laughs]

203
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,691
- You brought my favorites!
- Yes, of course!

204
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:49,735
Yummy!

205
00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:51,389
Would you like a coffee?

206
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:54,000
I can't stay, I'm sorry.

207
00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:56,307
[in English] I'm running late
for an appointment.
Big remodel in Brentwood.

208
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,178
Well, we're open 24/7.

209
00:10:58,352 --> 00:11:00,441
- [laughs]
- [in Spanish]
You are shameless!

210
00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:03,053
- [in Spanish] I gotta run.
Gabbie, see you soon!
- Okay, son.

211
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,837
[in English]
By the way,

212
00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:06,970
- you ladies
should be arrested.
- Why?

213
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:10,451
I heard it was against the law
to look so beautiful.

214
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,891
[in Spanish]
Oh, come on!

215
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,936
This smartass.

216
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,503
[in English]
I dated a guy
like him once.

217
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:21,027
You dated someone
that looks like everyone.

218
00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:23,029
Mm-hmm.

219
00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:24,291
[in Spanish]
Jeez , I told this guy
to call me...

220
00:11:24,465 --> 00:11:25,771
[in English]
and he text me back.

221
00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:28,034
[in Spanish]
And why don't you call him?

222
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,515
<i>Porque</i> he should be
calling me.

223
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:33,910
- The lawyer from last night?
- No, no, no. That was Hector.

224
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:37,696
This is Fernando,
the computer programmer.

225
00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,524
You need a computer
just to keep track.

226
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,265
- Okay, so, but-- <i>pero...</i>
- That's not a bad idea.

227
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,746
We miss you.
So, when are you arriving?

228
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,269
- [Tita gasps]
- Mm-hmm.

229
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,227
[in Spanish]
Very well.

230
00:11:47,401 --> 00:11:50,535
[in English]
Okay? Okay, hurry. Okay.
You guys, guess what?

231
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:51,884
<i>¿Qué?</i>

232
00:11:52,058 --> 00:11:54,626
<i>Mi Claudita</i>
is on her way!

233
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,108
[in Spanish]
What a beautiful surprise!

234
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,591
Check it out.
My <i>suegro's</i> here.

235
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:04,810
That's my <i>suegro,</i> homie.

236
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,595
[scoffs, in Spanish]
These losers...

237
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,162
Hey, when did you guys
get out?

238
00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:10,903
Hey, <i>vato,</i> what's up?

239
00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:13,297
What's that?
You got the cramps?

240
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,778
Hey, do what my mother-in-law
does. She lights a candle
at night.

241
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,605
What'd you say, <i>ese?</i>

242
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,042
Hey, don't be disrespecting
the homeboy, <i>ese.</i>

243
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,739
You guys disrespect
this neighborhood

244
00:12:20,913 --> 00:12:21,871
every time you stand out here.
Don't you guys work?

245
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,394
[stuttering] Y-y-y-yeah,

246
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,222
and-and Casper's working
on his probation,

247
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,833
I'm working
on a new s-s-song,

248
00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:29,792
and Lucky's working
on a tasty,

249
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,750
- delicious
mal-mal-malt liquor.
- That's right.

250
00:12:31,924 --> 00:12:34,318
That's what you guys need,
more shit to make you stupid.

251
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,059
[Casper] Hey, Bennie,
word on the street is,

252
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,887
your daughter's coming home.

253
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,889
Yeah, she's
real fine, <i>ese.</i>

254
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,542
Don't talk about my daughter,
man. Don't look at her.

255
00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:43,196
Hey, <i>cálmate,</i> homes.

256
00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:46,243
I bet you
she's all <i>telenovela</i> style.

257
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,984
Them homegirls be hotter
than two lizards

258
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,551
sleeping on a rock
in the middle of the desert.

259
00:12:50,725 --> 00:12:52,379
The trash is Tuesday.
Let me go inside

260
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,947
and I'll get you some aspirin
for your cramps, eh?

261
00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:57,210
What the hell
does that mean, fool?

262
00:12:57,384 --> 00:12:59,169
I'm--

263
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,257
[rapping in Spanish]
<i>You saw me arriving running</i>

264
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,825
<i>And so maybe I'll go</i>

265
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,739
<i>You should know the stories.</i>

266
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,263
Quick, <i>vato.</i>

267
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,873
What's three plus four
minus one,

268
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:10,180
divided by shut
the fudge up, homie?

269
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,399
"Fudge"?
"Shut the fudge up"?

270
00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:14,532
Hey, homes,
what the hell was that?

271
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:17,970
I told you, <i>ese,</i>
I quit bad words
cold turkey.

272
00:13:18,144 --> 00:13:20,146
And now, I'm
a born-again <i>cholo,</i>

273
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,757
so shut the fudge up, homie.

274
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,499
- I don't get it.
- But how can you
be born again?

275
00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:27,893
Ow, my head hurts.

276
00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:31,462
[inhales]

277
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,638
- Whoa.
- [door closes]

278
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,161
Save that pose for later.

279
00:13:35,335 --> 00:13:37,163
Ay, Bennie,
you broke my Zen, <i>hombre.</i>

280
00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:39,470
I think you should be
more concerned
with breaking your back.

281
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,341
It's yoga, Bennie.
You don't break your back.

282
00:13:41,515 --> 00:13:44,649
You should try it, so maybe
you're more flexible in life.

283
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,564
No, no, no.
Where I come from,

284
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,000
if they catch you in a position
like that, you'll get beat up.

285
00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,002
Where do you want me
to put the presents?

286
00:13:50,176 --> 00:13:51,134
[in Spanish] Where they always
go, love, under the tree.

287
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,483
Ah.

288
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,966
Ay. Ay.

289
00:13:57,140 --> 00:14:00,491
<i>Gordo,</i> we need
to get a new tree.

290
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,319
[in Spanish] This one is
all raggedy and sparse!

291
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,886
[in English] It doesn't even
feel like Christmas,

292
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,322
it doesn't smell
like a real tree.

293
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,107
Oh. <i>Espera.</i>
[chuckles] Look at this.

294
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,761
Uh, "Wild forest pine.

295
00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:11,676
Bring the essence
of the forest into your home."

296
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,678
- [laughs] Ay, Benicio.
- [laughs]

297
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,421
Don't waste it. We need it
when you go <i>hacer caquita.</i>

298
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,163
Okay, well then,
you know what? I'm gonna get
a real Christmas tree.

299
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:23,775
A traditional Hispanic,
Mexican-American
Christmas tree.

300
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:26,473
- Okay, and how's that?
- Because Claudia's coming home,

301
00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:28,475
and as a family
we're gonna have

302
00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:30,521
a traditional Hispanic Mexican
American Christmas, so...

303
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,697
and it's gonna be the best
Christmas ever, you know.

304
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,351
Uh-huh. And when did you
think of this

305
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,743
and why am I
the last one to know?

306
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,138
Because you always say no.

307
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,010
- What's going on, Bennie?
- <i>Nada.</i>

308
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,359
[in Spanish]
Tell me.

309
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,056
[in English]
What's going on here?

310
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,884
Is something going on?

311
00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:47,320
[in Spanish]
Tell me.

312
00:14:47,494 --> 00:14:48,669
[in English]
What you thinking?

313
00:14:48,843 --> 00:14:49,975
[in Spanish]
Okay, let's see, baby.

314
00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:53,718
<i>Mi gordito,</i>
you really miss your baby.

315
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:55,676
Is that what this
is all about, eh?

316
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,417
This is where she belongs.

317
00:14:57,591 --> 00:14:59,071
- Where?
- She's so far away,
you know,

318
00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:00,812
[speaks Spanish] I mean,
what's wrong with L.A.?

319
00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,379
We could see her
on the weekends.

320
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,902
Remember when we used
to go out and--

321
00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:05,730
[in Spanish]
Wait a second, Benito!

322
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,471
[in English]
Not always about you.

323
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,473
She landed a big job,

324
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,649
she's got her new gig
in the fancy magazine,
what she wanted.

325
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:12,867
Can we be happy for her?

326
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,695
Can we or no?

327
00:15:14,869 --> 00:15:16,262
- Yeah, no, I'm happy for her.
- You know, yeah.

328
00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:18,221
I just wanna show her
that I can plan the best

329
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,571
and most <i>Feliz Navidad</i>
that she's ever had.

330
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:24,749
Okay, well that's good.
Oh, you drive me crazy.

331
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:26,272
- Oh! [laughs]
- You drive me crazy!

332
00:15:26,446 --> 00:15:29,841
[in Spanish] You are
so stubborn! Come here!

333
00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:32,017
Ay, I love you,
my yoga mama. <i>Mira!</i>

334
00:15:32,191 --> 00:15:33,976
- Hey, watch this.
I'm gonna do it, too.
- <i>¿Qué?</i>

335
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,369
[in Spanish]
Okay! Let's see.
Show me your skills.

336
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:38,197
Now stretch your legs.
Jeez! Wait!

337
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,199
- Cramp, cramp!
- You have to warm up!

338
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,809
- Where does it hurt?
- My butt!

339
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:45,204
- Where?
- No, my butt!

340
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,077
- Here? Where?
- There, there...

341
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,210
[Latin hip-hop playing
on boombox]

342
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:13,624
[Casper] Hey, <i>vatos!</i>

343
00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:17,062
What's that fool doing?

344
00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:18,846
[Lucky] He's bringing
Christmas to the streets, eh?

345
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,500
[Mighty] Hey, Bennie,
what are you doing, fool?

346
00:16:20,674 --> 00:16:23,764
- Christmas ain't over yet, eh?
- Merry Christmas.

347
00:16:23,938 --> 00:16:25,810
Don't smoke it.

348
00:16:27,594 --> 00:16:29,205
Hey, follow me, homie.

349
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,076
Hey, go check it out, homies.
I got your back.

350
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,384
Damn, that tree
is jacked up.

351
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,734
Hey, that's what's up, <i>ese.</i>
I could take this

352
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,215
to those disadvantaged,
underprivileged kids, homie.

353
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,218
You mean
h-h-h-homeless kids
or orphans?

354
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,872
My kids, <i>vato.</i>
I'm taking this home.

355
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,266
<i>Vámonos,</i> fool,
before he changes
his mind, <i>ese.</i>

356
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,616
[Lucky] Hey, have you ever
smoked a-a Christmas tree
before?

357
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,836
- No, man.
- Well, you see,
it was flying reindeers

358
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,838
and dancing gingerbreads, homie.

359
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:55,535
Forget your kids.
Let's smoke that, homie.

360
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,972
Let's go, homie. Come on.
Watch out, homie.

361
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,844
Let's go, fool.

362
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,498
Hey, don't be starting
to smoke without me, <i>ese.</i>

363
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,326
Who got the lighter?
Who got the lighter?

364
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,805
[all yelling]

365
00:17:04,979 --> 00:17:07,417
<i>Mini,</i> we already got
a <i>mini vato.</i>

366
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,683
[Latin hip-hop playing]

367
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,431
Come on, <i>m'hijo.</i>

368
00:17:23,824 --> 00:17:26,175
Try to stay sober
this year. <i>Vamos.</i>

369
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:31,571
- <i>Feliz Navidad!</i>
- [yelps]

370
00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:33,225
- Ah, you're home!
- [laughs]

371
00:17:33,399 --> 00:17:35,227
Oh my God, you're home.
I missed you so much.

372
00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:37,360
- I know! I missed you so much!
- Oh, my God. Look at you.

373
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,840
- I have something to tell you.
- I have something
to tell you, too.

374
00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:43,627
- Uh-huh?
- You're daddy's
little girl forever.

375
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,455
[squeals, laughs]

376
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,065
- I'm so glad you're home.
- No. Okay, Dad.

377
00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:49,328
You'll have to let go.
I can't breathe.

378
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,330
- Come on.
- [exhales] Okay. [laughs]
I have a surprise for you.

379
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,419
Come back from New York,
[in Spanish] you are
full of surprises!

380
00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:54,507
- [squealing]
- Yeah!

381
00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:58,990
Mommy!

382
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:02,080
[in Spanish]
How is my baby?!

383
00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:04,430
[squealing and laughing]

384
00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:06,040
[Tita in Spanish]
Wow! My baby so skinny!

385
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,694
[in English]
Too much tofu in New York?

386
00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,479
[Gabbie in Spanish] Don't worry,
we are gonna enjoy

387
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,568
plenty of tacos, chilaquiles
and tortillas.

388
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,526
Um... ahem.

389
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,441
- [Claudia chuckles]
- [Bennie in Spanish]
What's going on?

390
00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:17,922
Um, okay, uh...

391
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:21,491
Ahem, Mom, Dad, this is
my boyfriend, Leif.

392
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,754
Leif, Mom and Dad.

393
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:26,452
- Your boyfriend?
- Mm...

394
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:28,541
<i>¿Un gringo?</i>

395
00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:31,065
[in Spanish] Hey,
how are you, Sr. Sanchez?

396
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,284
[laughs]

397
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,590
[in Spanish]
What did he say?

398
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,374
- It's--
- He meant to say hello.

399
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,159
No, no. That's fine,
I just wanna
hear it from him.

400
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,987
Mr. Sanchez,
it's a pleasure
to meet you.

401
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,079
Pleasure to make
your acquaintance.

402
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,733
- [both Spanish] That's it!
- What did he say
his name was?

403
00:18:46,907 --> 00:18:48,213
- Leif. <i>Mucho gusto.</i>
- What's that mean?

404
00:18:48,387 --> 00:18:50,476
[in English] I'm Gabbie,
Claudita's mom.

405
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,435
Nice to meet you,
and this is Carmencita,
<i>y la abuela</i> Tita.

406
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,002
- [in Spanish] Welcome, Leif!
- Thank you!

407
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,440
- Welcome to the family, <i>huerito.</i>
- Ay! Welcome to the family.

408
00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,312
Mr. Sanchez,
thank you so much.
I am so excited.

409
00:19:00,486 --> 00:19:02,053
I've never been
in a Mexican home before.

410
00:19:02,227 --> 00:19:04,098
- [Carmen laughs]
- This is crazy!

411
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:07,928
[laughs] A Mexican's home.

412
00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:09,669
- [Carmen laughs]
- [mutters]

413
00:19:09,843 --> 00:19:12,585
"A Mexican home."
Okay. Okay.

414
00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:14,848
Family meeting
in the Mexican home right now!

415
00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:16,546
- Ooh!
- [overtalk]

416
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,982
I mean, "a Mexican home."

417
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,636
What did he say,
did you hear?

418
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:20,854
What does he think?
We sleep on <i>chile?</i>

419
00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:23,074
[in Spanish]
Darn it!

420
00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:24,380
- [Mighty] That fool is mad-mad!
- [Lucky] Last time
I saw him that mad

421
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,077
was when I took
his lawnmower, dog.

422
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,905
[Casper]
Got the white boy
in the back.

423
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,907
Look at him.
He's looking at us.

424
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,474
Not even her type, dog.

425
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,956
Thought she was into <i>cholos.</i>

426
00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:37,523
[Lucky] I don't like
the way that fool
looked at me, dog.

427
00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:39,960
[Mighty]
So, you wanna go bang, <i>ese?</i>

428
00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:41,919
- [Casper] I'm ready, fool.
- Come on, man.
Let's go jump him in.

429
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,095
[Lucky]
I'm serious.
Think he has money?

430
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,272
[bottle cap clinking]

431
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:51,320
[suspenseful music playing]

432
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,934
Did you know about this?
Did you know?

433
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,328
No, I didn't know anything.

434
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,025
[in Spanish] We didn't know
anything! You kept
the secret very well!

435
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,766
- Since when?
- [laughs] Shh, he's gorgeous.

436
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,333
- You see?
- How come you didn't tell me?

437
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:05,943
I-- uh-- [stammers]

438
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,771
I wa... I wanted it
to be a surprise.

439
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,252
Yeah, that wasn't a surprise.
That was an ambush.

440
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,645
You think we were surprised
when the Americans
went and invaded Mexico?

441
00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:14,256
And afterwards all the Mexicans
are hanging out,

442
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,605
<i>"Mira nomás,</i>
wow, what a surprise!"

443
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,128
[laughs]

444
00:20:17,302 --> 00:20:19,217
[in Spanish]
Benicio, please stop!

445
00:20:19,391 --> 00:20:21,219
- You're overreacting
like a little bit.
- [laughs] Don't worry.

446
00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:23,395
[in Spanish]
Bring it down a notch!
He's listening!

447
00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:24,918
Don't be rude to him.

448
00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:26,790
[Bennie] Hey, hey,
he was rude to me first.

449
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,053
I wanted a Brown Christmas,
not a White Christmas.

450
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,620
Okay? I wanted
a traditional Christmas,

451
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,535
<i>con las abuelas,
los tíos, las tías,</i>

452
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,798
tamales, and all your cousins
playing in the street,

453
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,366
hurting themselves,
<i>así,</i> a Mexican Christmas.

454
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,933
How about you just--
you give him a chance

455
00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:42,501
before you start
judging him, okay?

456
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,851
Give me a chance.

457
00:20:45,025 --> 00:20:46,462
[in Spanish]
He is like a cannellini bean,
among the black beans.

458
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,420
What's <i>un</i> chance?
Is that his dad's name?

459
00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:50,204
Next thing you know,
we'll be carrying water
<i>como pendejos.</i>

460
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,902
What time
does the movie start?

461
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,905
[in Spanish]
Jeez! What a temper!

462
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,907
[Gabbie laughs, speaks Spanish]

463
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,955
Hey, nothing
that a tequila
can't fix.

464
00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:03,827
- Leaf.
- It's Leif.

465
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,656
Uh, yes, yeah, I know.
Make yourself at home, hmm?

466
00:21:09,354 --> 00:21:11,574
Mrs. Sanchez, I know
this is a surprise.

467
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:14,011
- See, Mr. Sanchez,
he called Claudia...
- Yeah.

468
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,056
...invited her home
for Christmas.

469
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:17,536
- That's the only--
- Yeah. No, no, no,
don't worry.

470
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,321
You don't have
to explain yourself.

471
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:20,974
The most important thing
is that you're both here.

472
00:21:21,148 --> 00:21:22,933
I just wanted
to surprise him.

473
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,804
Well, you did surprise him,
<i>m'hijita,</i> you did.

474
00:21:24,978 --> 00:21:27,720
You even surprised
<i>la Tootsie aquí.</i>

475
00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:31,333
You even surprised me.
Why are you keeping secrets
like that, huh?

476
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,160
- Baby, come on.
- Have a seat, Leaf.

477
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,858
- Uh, it's Leif.
- [laughs]

478
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,729
[in Spanish] Yes, I know!
What an ugly name!

479
00:21:36,903 --> 00:21:38,427
- [Claudia] Stop.
- <i>Gracias.</i>

480
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,819
[in Spanish] Have a seat.
What? It's true!

481
00:21:39,993 --> 00:21:41,386
[Tita shushing]

482
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,693
[in Spanish] He's so sweet.

483
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,086
- He looks like a good guy!
Right?
- Yes, I know.

484
00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:49,046
Okay. I have to have
a serious talk with Dad.

485
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,961
And I have a date
with a <i>chela.</i>

486
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,876
<i>Chela?</i>

487
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,747
Uh, Coachella?

488
00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:57,315
Ah [coos]...

489
00:21:57,489 --> 00:21:59,317
A <i>chela.</i>

490
00:21:59,491 --> 00:22:01,058
What do you want to drink?
What do you want to drink, eh?

491
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,452
[Gabbie speaks Spanish]

492
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,497
What about a Mexican candy?

493
00:22:06,933 --> 00:22:08,195
<i>Gracias.</i>

494
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,589
Guys...
it's gonna be okay.

495
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,504
- Yeah.
- [muffled music playing]

496
00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:15,420
Hey, is that fool
checking me out or what?

497
00:22:15,594 --> 00:22:19,729
- [sighs]
- What's up, <i>ese?</i> What's up?

498
00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:21,600
[sighs]

499
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:34,308
- Mm.
- [Leif sighs]

500
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,354
Tito.

501
00:22:36,528 --> 00:22:38,356
I feel like I'm starting

502
00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:40,314
the next
Mexican American war here.

503
00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,621
I'm sorry, babe.

504
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,449
I-- I'm sorry!

505
00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:56,418
- [playing melody]
- Oh.

506
00:22:59,725 --> 00:23:02,336
I'm surprised
my crib still isn't in here.

507
00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:04,121
You know, Claudia,

508
00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:05,775
if this is gonna be an issue
with your family,

509
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:07,429
I feel like I should
probably just go.

510
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:10,823
- What? No.
- Yeah.

511
00:23:10,997 --> 00:23:13,043
Come here. Come here.

512
00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:16,873
It's not my family.

513
00:23:18,352 --> 00:23:20,050
It's my father.

514
00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:24,620
He just needs
to get to know you

515
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:27,013
in the same way
that I know you.

516
00:23:29,189 --> 00:23:30,800
I love you.

517
00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,105
- I love you, too.
- [Gabbie] <i>Ay, ay, ay!</i>

518
00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:33,280
[in Spanish]
Oh, my God!

519
00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:37,154
[sighs]

520
00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:39,852
[wincing] I think I strained--
I think I strained my back.

521
00:23:40,026 --> 00:23:43,290
Ah! I go get the Vicks.
It's good for broken backs.

522
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,945
Okay, you breathe...
<i>y ahí vas.</i>

523
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:47,556
You breathe...
<i>No, espérate.</i>

524
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,166
- <i>Ay, ay, ay...</i>
- [Gabbie wincing]

525
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,995
[in Spanish] Wow,
what happened to you?!

526
00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:53,997
How did you get
tangled up like this?

527
00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:56,129
Don't be a jerk.
Don't film this.

528
00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:58,044
- Talk to the camera, sis!
- Stop, Carmen.

529
00:23:58,218 --> 00:23:59,959
Heal, heal,
little frog's tail!

530
00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:01,570
- [in English] Is that better?
- No, no, no, no.

531
00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:03,876
[Tita] You have
to breathe it in.

532
00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:07,010
- <i>A ver, a ver,</i> how about now?
- <i>Sí.</i> Uh-huh. It's not helping.

533
00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:08,794
[in Spanish]
Maybe the smell helps you.

534
00:24:08,968 --> 00:24:10,274
I have to check
the expiration date.

535
00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:11,754
[back cracks]

536
00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:13,799
[in Spanish]
Damn! Son of a gun!

537
00:24:13,973 --> 00:24:15,714
- Hey! <i>Mamá!</i> You okay? You okay?
- No, no, no. <i>Sí, sí.</i>

538
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:18,064
[in Spanish] What happened?!
Are you okay?!

539
00:24:18,238 --> 00:24:19,979
- Slow down. Okay, okay, okay.
- [in Spanish] It's nothing, baby.

540
00:24:20,153 --> 00:24:22,068
- How can I help you, Mom?
- It's nothing, baby.

541
00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:24,027
- Relax, slow down...
- Calm down, everyone!
I'm fine!

542
00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:25,550
Slow down...

543
00:24:25,724 --> 00:24:27,030
- Hey, just...
- Remember the yoga?

544
00:24:27,204 --> 00:24:28,988
- I do.
- Don't break--
don't, uh...

545
00:24:29,162 --> 00:24:30,424
- I know what I'm doing,
- Baby, be careful,
please. Okay?

546
00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:31,643
- Deep breaths, please.
- Okay. <i>Sí.</i>

547
00:24:31,817 --> 00:24:33,210
No, you're not
gonna crack me.

548
00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:34,864
I have kidney stone.
Don't crack me.

549
00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:37,040
- I got this.
- Be careful, baby, please,

550
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,650
- [speaks Spanish]
- We're gonna move you
this way, okay?

551
00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:40,391
- Okay. <i>A ver.</i>
- Let's go slowly.

552
00:24:40,565 --> 00:24:41,871
- Baby, be careful.
- And she's doing so good.

553
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,960
- <i>A ver... ay...</i>
- Just breathe...

554
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:46,310
- What the--
- [barking]

555
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:48,704
- <i>¿Qué pasa?</i> No, no...
- What the--

556
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,532
<i>Ay, ¿que pasó?</i> Dad!

557
00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:53,056
- What is this?
- Okay, he was just helping--

558
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:56,450
Oh my God, he was
just helping Mom with--
with-- with an injury from yoga.

559
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,976
[sighs] Don't you think
you're overreacting
a little bit?

560
00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:01,934
[Claudia speaks Spanish]
Is it because he's White?

561
00:25:02,108 --> 00:25:03,849
Dad...

562
00:25:04,023 --> 00:25:06,373
since when do we judge people
by the color of their skin?

563
00:25:09,115 --> 00:25:10,813
Hey, this isn't
about the color of his skin

564
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,771
or the lack of color
of his skin. All right?

565
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,252
I like gringos.
All right?

566
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:18,037
Because of them, we have
this amazing house
in this great country.

567
00:25:18,211 --> 00:25:19,822
We have food on our table.

568
00:25:19,996 --> 00:25:22,346
I mean, I love their food.
Pizza and hot dogs.

569
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,174
I mean, there's no taste,
like eating cardboard.

570
00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,698
[in Spanish]
Hey, Dad! What's going on?

571
00:25:26,872 --> 00:25:27,743
Stop.

572
00:25:31,050 --> 00:25:34,663
[in English]
How about, in front
of all these witnesses,

573
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:35,968
you make a promise...

574
00:25:38,057 --> 00:25:40,059
that you're gonna
give him a chance?

575
00:25:41,626 --> 00:25:43,672
Just get to know him.

576
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:47,763
Yeah, of course.

577
00:25:49,721 --> 00:25:50,809
- [Bennie groans]
- Ay.

578
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:52,985
[laughs]

579
00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:57,207
- [bells jingle]
- [whimsical music playing]

580
00:26:07,347 --> 00:26:08,348
Hey.

581
00:26:08,522 --> 00:26:09,741
Are you feeling better?

582
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:14,616
You need to apologize
to Leaf.

583
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,443
Leif.

584
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,184
[in Spanish]
Yes! Whatever his name is.

585
00:26:18,358 --> 00:26:19,969
He is a good boy.

586
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,101
[in English]
You know, he actually
fixed my back.

587
00:26:22,275 --> 00:26:23,668
[in Spanish]
Look, look!

588
00:26:23,842 --> 00:26:25,235
[scoffs]

589
00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:27,280
He used to work
<i>con los estos...</i>

590
00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:30,936
[in Spanish]
With these guys from NY!
The chiro... practicians.

591
00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:33,286
[in English]
Anyway,
I feel better.
[scoffs]

592
00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,462
[in Spanish]
Well, I didn't know.

593
00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:38,596
<i>Y</i> so maybe your handyboy
can help us with this <i>aqui.</i>

594
00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:40,729
Hmm?

595
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:43,166
- [in Spanish] What?
What is that?
- What do you think?

596
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,384
- [in English] It's how they
did it in Mexico.
- It's a Christmas tree?

597
00:26:44,558 --> 00:26:45,429
[in Spanish] A cactus?

598
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:46,648
[in English] Yeah!

599
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,954
[in Spanish]
Benicio, really?

600
00:26:49,128 --> 00:26:51,087
Listen, does nobody care
about tradition around here
except me?

601
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:52,915
It's Christmas Eve.
You know where they're at?

602
00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:54,438
[in Spanish] They are there
on Christmas Eve,

603
00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:56,483
eating tofu, <i>con ese</i> gringo.

604
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:58,181
[in English]
That's why Chicanos
are losing their roots.

605
00:26:58,355 --> 00:26:59,748
First, we lost California,
and then Arizona,

606
00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:01,793
and then Texas,
and then New Mexico.

607
00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:03,969
New Mexico, they don't even
consider themselves Mexicans.

608
00:27:04,143 --> 00:27:05,492
They consider themselves
New Mexicans.

609
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,190
How could you be
a New Mexican?

610
00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:09,192
You know how?
Because all old Mexicans
are dying

611
00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:10,759
and the new ones
are coming over,

612
00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:12,499
and where are they
Christmas Eve?

613
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:13,936
Eating tofu <i>con un</i> gringo!
That's why!

614
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,068
[in Spanish]
Okay. It is pretty.

615
00:27:16,242 --> 00:27:18,418
Am I doing everything wrong?

616
00:27:18,592 --> 00:27:21,030
[in Spanish] No! It's pretty!
Look at the little bow!
So pretty.

617
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:22,727
[sighs]

618
00:27:22,901 --> 00:27:24,294
<i>Pero</i> you're changing
the subject.

619
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:25,991
You're gonna go
and apologize to Leaf.

620
00:27:26,165 --> 00:27:27,863
- Leif.
- [in Spanish] Yes, that one.

621
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:31,040
[lively Latin music playing]

622
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,008
[music volume decreases]

623
00:27:43,182 --> 00:27:45,837
Hey, <i>vatos.</i>
Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out.

624
00:27:46,011 --> 00:27:48,840
I think he-he--
he's mad at something.

625
00:27:49,014 --> 00:27:50,494
Yeah, the foreigner.

626
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:52,017
[Casper] Say what, fool?
You're from Puerto Rico.

627
00:27:52,191 --> 00:27:54,280
I'm mad at your mom
for having you.

628
00:27:54,454 --> 00:27:56,108
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
let me school you
real quick, <i>ese.</i>

629
00:27:56,282 --> 00:27:58,545
That is US territory, homie.

630
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,156
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.

631
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:01,853
- No, it's not, fool.
- Yes, it is.

632
00:28:02,027 --> 00:28:03,507
Hey, you put pineapple
on your pizza?

633
00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:05,814
Oh, yeah. I love <i>piña.</i>

634
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,511
You see? That's
where you're confused.

635
00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:09,165
And soon your ass
is gonna be singing

636
00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:11,210
country music in Spanish
at a rap concert.

637
00:28:11,384 --> 00:28:13,038
- What's that mean, <i>ese?</i>
- [Mighty laughs]

638
00:28:13,212 --> 00:28:15,171
Says a jealous
German-looking Mexican.

639
00:28:15,345 --> 00:28:16,389
[groans, chokes]

640
00:28:16,563 --> 00:28:17,913
[laughs mockingly]

641
00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:19,436
[in Spanish]
Hey, what's up, dude?

642
00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,090
- What's up, homie?
- Hey, don't be judging

643
00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:22,482
no book by the color
of the sleeve, homie.

644
00:28:22,656 --> 00:28:23,527
- All right, what?
- [groans]

645
00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,964
Sleeve? These are sleeves.

646
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,010
- Right here, homie.
- That's a highlighter.

647
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:30,621
Yeah, I could tat you up
real quick, homie.
Look, boom, tatted.

648
00:28:30,795 --> 00:28:32,188
What's up, Highlights?

649
00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:33,755
- [laughs]
- Hey, don't panic, fool.

650
00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:36,932
- I'm Hispanic.
- I guess he's organic.

651
00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:39,369
Hey, forget you fools.
Put the music back on.

652
00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:42,328
[music volume rises]

653
00:28:42,502 --> 00:28:44,853
[groaning]

654
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:48,378
- <i>Señor</i> Sanchez!
- [groans] Ay, my eyes!

655
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:50,162
[groans, coughs]

656
00:28:50,336 --> 00:28:53,644
Hey, give me the bull.
<i>Ahí te va el</i> bull.

657
00:28:53,818 --> 00:28:55,472
Oh, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.

658
00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,213
- <i>Ahí te va el</i> bull.
- Don't get too close.

659
00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:58,649
Watch out, watch out,
watch out, watch out, watch out.

660
00:28:58,823 --> 00:28:59,737
[in Spanish]
Damn lights! Ahem.

661
00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:02,087
You okay?

662
00:29:02,261 --> 00:29:04,176
[clears throat]

663
00:29:04,350 --> 00:29:05,917
- I got you.
- I want to say something--

664
00:29:06,091 --> 00:29:07,179
say something to you.

665
00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:10,356
Uh, <i>sí, señor Sanchez?</i>

666
00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:13,577
- Can you do me a favor?
- <i>Sí.</i>

667
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:15,144
- Can you stop
calling me that?
- What?

668
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:17,102
<i>Señor Sanchez.</i>

669
00:29:17,276 --> 00:29:18,843
You know what?
Just call me Bennie instead.

670
00:29:19,017 --> 00:29:20,889
Sure thing. Yeah.

671
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:23,717
Hey, so, Leif,
I wanted to, uh,

672
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:27,286
I wanted to apologize to you
for earlier today. I mean, I--

673
00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:30,072
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, Mr--
<i>Señor--</i> Mr. Bennie,

674
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,074
- it's really-- it's-- it--
- No. No, man, listen, I--

675
00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:36,121
I mean, I thought,
you know--
you looked like--

676
00:29:36,295 --> 00:29:37,906
Aww, crap.

677
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,821
[in Spanish] What the hell
is this? Look at this bush!

678
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:41,561
- [in English]
What a mess! [sighs]
- Oh, here--

679
00:29:41,735 --> 00:29:43,085
Here, I'll just--

680
00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:45,522
No, it's all messed up.
[scoffs]

681
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:51,963
You know, I could, uh--
I could help you with that.

682
00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:54,531
Really?

683
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:56,098
[distant barking]

684
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:58,578
I know my way
around a hedge. Yeah.

685
00:29:58,752 --> 00:29:59,971
- Really, huh?
- Yeah.

686
00:30:00,145 --> 00:30:01,712
All right, don't go
nowhere. Hang on.

687
00:30:01,886 --> 00:30:03,322
[footsteps depart]

688
00:30:03,496 --> 00:30:05,020
White boy is risking
his <i>huevos,</i> eh?

689
00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:11,287
- Ah. Let's see.
- Yeah.

690
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,811
- All right.
Good luck. Ahem.
- Okay.

691
00:30:13,985 --> 00:30:15,508
Uh...

692
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:21,253
All right.

693
00:30:21,427 --> 00:30:24,430
["Vals de las flores" playing]

694
00:30:36,616 --> 00:30:37,879
Damn.

695
00:30:40,707 --> 00:30:42,057
Damn, homie!
I ain't never seen

696
00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:43,710
anything like this
in my life.

697
00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:49,020
Wow! [laughs]
White boy gets down, eh?

698
00:30:50,804 --> 00:30:53,851
[music continues]

699
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,902
- Bring it in.
- Oh, yeah. Let's go.

700
00:31:10,563 --> 00:31:12,957
Hey, he's
a damn fool, <i>ese.</i>

701
00:31:13,131 --> 00:31:14,132
<i>Palabra.</i>

702
00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,182
Wow.

703
00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:22,010
[Lucky] Yeah, I think
I know why that homegirl

704
00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:23,576
- fell in love with him, eh?
- [sighs] Mr. Bennie.

705
00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,100
[Casper] Grass, homie.

706
00:31:28,886 --> 00:31:30,627
[sighs]

707
00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:31,889
- Thank you.
- [sighs]

708
00:31:32,063 --> 00:31:35,371
Yeah, here you go.

709
00:31:37,068 --> 00:31:39,549
Any time.

710
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:42,334
Did that White boy just teach
that Mexican how to landscape?

711
00:31:42,508 --> 00:31:45,555
Look, Bennie's speechless.

712
00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:47,252
[Casper]
Hey, fools,
and what's next?

713
00:31:47,426 --> 00:31:49,211
They gonna valet park
our lowriders, <i>¿o qué?</i>

714
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,169
Hey, he better be careful
with this thing, fool.

715
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,345
- <i>Palabra.</i>
- He ain't touching
my car, fool.

716
00:31:57,741 --> 00:31:59,177
[music ends]

717
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,616
What do you think?

718
00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:06,271
Um, I mean, I like all of it,
except for the flags.

719
00:32:06,445 --> 00:32:07,969
- What--
- What's wrong
with the flag?

720
00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:09,622
Dad, it's Christmas,
not Cinco de Mayo.

721
00:32:09,796 --> 00:32:12,321
Red, white and green.
Jesus was Mexican.

722
00:32:12,495 --> 00:32:13,365
[in Spanish] What?

723
00:32:13,539 --> 00:32:14,758
I never told you?

724
00:32:14,932 --> 00:32:16,455
His real name is <i>Jesús,</i>
right?

725
00:32:16,629 --> 00:32:17,761
- Ay...
- He'd ride around on a mule,

726
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:19,371
lived at home
until he was 33.

727
00:32:19,545 --> 00:32:21,069
- Mm-hmm.
- Swears his mom was a virgin.

728
00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:22,592
Your <i>tía</i> Concha,
she has seven kids

729
00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:24,811
and she swears
that she's a virgin.

730
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,900
Now, either she's lying
or one of those kids
is a Messiah.

731
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:28,076
Okay, Dad,
I love him.

732
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,426
And your <i>tío</i> Gustavo,

733
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,644
when he was locked up
in county, said
he found Jesus there.

734
00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:34,169
- Everybody loves Jesus.
- Dad!

735
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,692
I am trying to explain
something to you here
so we can have a real talk,

736
00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:37,302
but you're not really
listening to me.

737
00:32:37,476 --> 00:32:38,825
Is there a way
that we can meet
in the middle?

738
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,349
We need to have a talk,
you and I.

739
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:42,568
Wh-- Do you see this?

740
00:32:42,742 --> 00:32:44,179
You're not even paying
attention to me.

741
00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:45,615
Father-daughter talk.

742
00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:48,009
Dad, what father-daughter talk?

743
00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:51,055
When people talk to each other,
they also listen
to what the other has to say.

744
00:32:51,229 --> 00:32:53,101
That's what a talk is.

745
00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:54,406
Father-daughter talk.
Come on.

746
00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:55,929
- <i>¿Qué?</i>
- Let's go.

747
00:32:56,104 --> 00:32:57,496
- Dad... Dad!
- [speaking Spanish]

748
00:32:57,670 --> 00:32:58,715
[in Spanish]
Dad, my heels!

749
00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:01,239
[in English]
Dad-- Are you not
gonna get my door?

750
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,589
Uh, okay.
wow you changed.

751
00:33:03,763 --> 00:33:05,156
<i>Cómo que</i> change! See,
in New York City,
there's gentlemen.

752
00:33:05,330 --> 00:33:06,679
- Wow.
- <i>Gracias.</i>

753
00:33:06,853 --> 00:33:08,029
All right, after you.

754
00:33:11,945 --> 00:33:12,903
[indistinct chatter]

755
00:33:13,077 --> 00:33:15,079
This is fun.
[chuckles]

756
00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:21,781
Okay, you know what, Dad?
I wanna go home.

757
00:33:21,955 --> 00:33:23,870
Go-- no!
W-we-- we just got here.

758
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,177
What-- this is
your favorite place.

759
00:33:26,351 --> 00:33:29,398
What? No, it's not
and it never was.

760
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:32,227
<i>Cómo que</i> never was?

761
00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:34,490
What-- what is this?
Dad, I'm hungry.

762
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,144
I want actual food.

763
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,885
[tropical music playing]

764
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,018
<i>i¡Ay, qué rico!</i>

765
00:33:41,192 --> 00:33:44,239
[speaks Spanish] Where's he?
<i>Hola. Hola, Leaf.</i>

766
00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:48,460
Hi, Leaf, come here
and dance with your <i>tía.</i>

767
00:33:48,634 --> 00:33:50,419
[laughs]

768
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:53,509
- [Gabbie speaks Spanish]
- [Carmen humming melody]

769
00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:56,773
There you go.
Oh, no, no, not like that.

770
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:57,991
- No?
- Oh, no.

771
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,689
Feel the music. Yeah.

772
00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:02,474
Mm-hmm. [speaking Spanish]

773
00:34:02,648 --> 00:34:05,042
[speaking Spanish, hums]

774
00:34:05,216 --> 00:34:06,826
[speaks Spanish]
Okay, come here.

775
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,437
[in Spanish] Party pooper.

776
00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:09,829
<i>Vente,</i> Leif,
don't listen to her.

777
00:34:10,003 --> 00:34:11,483
No, she's okay. [laughs]

778
00:34:11,657 --> 00:34:13,877
She's the non-recovered
party girl of the house.

779
00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:15,096
[laughs]

780
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,098
- Ay, so yeah...
- Wow.

781
00:34:17,272 --> 00:34:19,317
[gasps] Have you
tried the tamales?

782
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:21,276
- Yes, yes, I have.
They're great.
- Yeah? Uh-huh.

783
00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:22,625
Although I don't find
many places

784
00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:24,322
that make them back east.

785
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,150
Yeah, uh, you're in
for a treat this year,

786
00:34:26,324 --> 00:34:28,326
<i>porque la</i> Grandma Tita here,

787
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,112
she's making her world famous,
one-of-a-kind chicken tamales.

788
00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:32,722
- Uh-huh, oh yeah. Yeah.
- Oh.

789
00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:34,419
You'll know what's good.
[laughs]

790
00:34:34,593 --> 00:34:35,986
- That sounds great.
- Yeah.

791
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,857
- [children chattering]
- [liquid pouring]

792
00:34:38,031 --> 00:34:40,469
Dad, how come you never liked
any of my boyfriends?

793
00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:43,080
You didn't even like Gabriel,
and he was actually a good guy,

794
00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:44,386
and he came
from a good family.

795
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,822
Wait, well,
who's that? Elmo?

796
00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:47,302
Elmo?

797
00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:48,738
[in Spanish, laughs]
The wetback!

798
00:34:50,261 --> 00:34:51,654
Dad!

799
00:34:52,698 --> 00:34:56,137
He was not a wetback
and you called Immigration
on him.

800
00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:58,095
Don't exaggerate,
all right?

801
00:34:58,269 --> 00:35:00,228
All I did was yell <i>"La migra!"</i>
and that kid took off.

802
00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,143
Hey, he ran across country
so fast,

803
00:35:02,317 --> 00:35:04,232
if they had a border Olympics,
he would've won gold. [laughs]

804
00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:06,843
<i>Papá,</i> that's not funny.

805
00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:10,325
<i>Mira,</i> Joaquin,
Frankie, Antonio.

806
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:12,240
It's like I could never
have a boyfriend

807
00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:14,720
because you would always
just make it so hard for me.

808
00:35:14,894 --> 00:35:16,461
[mascot clucks]

809
00:35:16,635 --> 00:35:17,723
[in Spanish] What the hell
is it with this chicken?

810
00:35:17,897 --> 00:35:20,161
Hey, well, you--

811
00:35:20,335 --> 00:35:22,032
Thank you. Back to the--

812
00:35:22,206 --> 00:35:23,860
back to that cage.

813
00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:26,167
Um, you were too young
to have boyfriends.

814
00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:27,603
[in Spanish]
Why, what now?

815
00:35:27,777 --> 00:35:28,821
[in English]
What's your excuse now?

816
00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:30,693
Well, at least they're Mexicans.

817
00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:32,956
What about Javier? I know
he's a little bit of a playboy,

818
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:34,784
a little Don Juan thing going,

819
00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,786
but you know what,
he's always been
really nice to you.

820
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,571
I am a strong,
independent woman

821
00:35:39,745 --> 00:35:41,791
who is capable of making
her own choices.

822
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,359
You see, that's exactly
what I'm talking about,

823
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:46,578
because you're getting
to the age that--

824
00:35:46,752 --> 00:35:48,841
where--

825
00:35:49,015 --> 00:35:50,669
Have you and Leif...

826
00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:52,671
[sighs] I can't even believe
I'm gonna say this...

827
00:35:52,845 --> 00:35:54,107
Mm.

828
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:56,284
Has he taken
your <i>chanclas</i> off?

829
00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:57,894
<i>i¡Papá!</i>

830
00:35:58,068 --> 00:35:59,722
[in Spanish]
Have you lost your mind?!

831
00:36:05,118 --> 00:36:07,295
I am 23 years old.

832
00:36:07,469 --> 00:36:09,471
I did not come here
for you to tell me

833
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,255
what it's like to be
<i>sin chanclas.</i>

834
00:36:11,429 --> 00:36:12,648
[in Spanish]
That's going too far.

835
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:13,997
- [clucks]
- Look...!

836
00:36:14,171 --> 00:36:14,954
No, no, no, no, no!
Look!

837
00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:17,696
You stupid chicken!!

838
00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:19,785
<i>Mira,</i> well-- Hey,
I've known you your whole life.

839
00:36:19,959 --> 00:36:21,309
He's known you two months.

840
00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:23,398
[in Spanish]
He's like a duck without legs!

841
00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:37,412
[wolf whistle]

842
00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:39,022
Hey, beautiful.

843
00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:40,719
- Javier?
- [laughs]

844
00:36:40,893 --> 00:36:42,678
De la Torre?

845
00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:44,070
[Javier sighs]

846
00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:50,076
Would you look who it is?

847
00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:51,643
- Mm-mm.
- [laughs]

848
00:36:51,817 --> 00:36:54,124
- Hi. Oh!
- How are you?

849
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,170
Your mom told me you were
coming home for Christmas.

850
00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,390
I just did not think your dad

851
00:36:59,564 --> 00:37:01,000
would bring you back
to this place
on your first day back.

852
00:37:01,174 --> 00:37:02,698
[sighs] Yeah, you and me both.

853
00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:05,178
And he thinks I'm the one
who still hasn't grown up.

854
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:06,745
Can you believe that?

855
00:37:06,919 --> 00:37:09,748
I mean, you look
pretty grown to me.

856
00:37:09,922 --> 00:37:12,142
So what do you think
of my girl?

857
00:37:13,186 --> 00:37:16,494
Wow, she is really pretty.

858
00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,627
Not as pretty as you.
[laughs]

859
00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:19,976
Ay.

860
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:22,544
So, where can I take you?

861
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:25,677
[sighs] As far away
from here as possible.

862
00:37:25,851 --> 00:37:27,723
Your wish is my command.

863
00:37:27,897 --> 00:37:30,203
- Hm.
- After you.

864
00:37:31,422 --> 00:37:34,338
- <i>Gracias.</i>
- Mm-hmm.

865
00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:44,653
[Javier groans]

866
00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:47,133
Let's get some <i>tacos
de asada,</i> yeah?

867
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:48,265
Sí.

868
00:37:53,226 --> 00:37:56,055
[tropical music playing]

869
00:37:56,229 --> 00:37:57,883
Can't I do anything
to help out?

870
00:37:58,057 --> 00:37:59,842
I feel like I'm just sort of,
uh, standing around.

871
00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:02,497
- No.
- You are just standing around.

872
00:38:02,671 --> 00:38:03,802
Get to work.

873
00:38:03,976 --> 00:38:04,890
- <i>Sí, señorito.</i>
- [laughs]

874
00:38:05,064 --> 00:38:07,284
A. <i>Señorita.</i>

875
00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:10,374
Oh, that's right.
Uh, a, girls,
o is for boys.

876
00:38:10,548 --> 00:38:13,856
- <i>Sí.</i>[laughs]
- <i>Señorita. Señorita. Disculpe.</i>

877
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:16,249
You are <i>disculpado.</i> Hm.

878
00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:20,471
Now, everybody in this family
helps out with the cooking.

879
00:38:20,645 --> 00:38:22,604
I used to be a chef
in Mexico.

880
00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,693
Mm, and a very good one.
Mm-hmm.

881
00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:26,129
Wow, now I really
can't wait to try

882
00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:28,087
your world-famous
chicken tamales.

883
00:38:28,261 --> 00:38:31,656
You have to start
with fresh, <i>m'hijo.</i>
That's the secret.

884
00:38:31,830 --> 00:38:33,832
Now, Leaf,

885
00:38:34,006 --> 00:38:35,443
go into the kitchen

886
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:38,489
and get the chicken
out of the stove, please.

887
00:38:38,663 --> 00:38:42,101
- <i>Sí, señorita.</i>
- [laughs, gasps]

888
00:38:42,275 --> 00:38:44,234
[in Spanish]
Dance with me!

889
00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:50,458
[chicken squawks]

890
00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:52,547
[gasps, in Spanish]
Damn chicken!

891
00:38:53,852 --> 00:38:55,985
Tita! At least pluck
the chicken!

892
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:57,856
[chicken bawks]

893
00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:05,951
Where's the chicken?

894
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:16,919
[Claudia,
in Spanish] Thank you!

895
00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:18,747
[both laughing]

896
00:39:18,921 --> 00:39:21,097
- [Claudia] Are you gonna close
the door?
- [laughs]

897
00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:23,099
[laughs]
You're stupid.
Hi, baby.

898
00:39:23,273 --> 00:39:24,448
Hi. Hey.

899
00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:26,363
You must be Leaf.

900
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:30,323
- I--
- You're a lucky man, bro.

901
00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:32,456
[Claudia chuckles]

902
00:39:32,630 --> 00:39:34,632
This is Javier.
I just told him
everything about you.

903
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,329
I'm sure you did.

904
00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:38,331
He's just an old friend.

905
00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:41,204
By old friend,
you mean friend
or friend-friend?

906
00:39:41,378 --> 00:39:44,337
- Hmm?
- Have you ever seen
Claudia dance salsa?

907
00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:45,948
- No.
- Ay, stop it.

908
00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:48,341
My friend,
you are missing out.

909
00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:49,778
Stop it.

910
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,257
There's goes
that F word again.

911
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,651
[laughs]
Don't worry, <i>huerito.</i>

912
00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:55,436
She'll show you.

913
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,655
I'll see you around.
It was nice to meet you...

914
00:39:57,829 --> 00:40:00,136
- Twig?
- <i>Epa,</i> Leif, I told you.

915
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,659
[Javier, in Spanish]
Bye, beautiful.

916
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,661
- Drive safe, okay?
- Always, love.

917
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:06,359
Sounds good, big kiss.
See you later!

918
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,450
Is there something
I should know about?

919
00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,103
Because if I don't know,
I don't know, but if I
know,--

920
00:40:11,277 --> 00:40:13,497
Yeah. Actually, there is.

921
00:40:13,671 --> 00:40:16,587
I knew it.
Damn, he's handsome.

922
00:40:16,761 --> 00:40:18,633
- And he can dance, too?
- What? No, no.

923
00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:20,504
- He's just an old friend.
- How long have you known him?

924
00:40:20,678 --> 00:40:22,114
He's just an old friend.
I told you.

925
00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:24,073
My Dad, he took me
to that cheese place.

926
00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:25,683
Where is your dad?

927
00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:27,946
Probably still playing
at Cheesy Chuck.

928
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,295
It's because of me,
isn't it?

929
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,515
Um, yeah, of course it is.

930
00:40:31,689 --> 00:40:33,343
You know, at first,
I didn't think this was
such a huge mistake,

931
00:40:33,517 --> 00:40:35,824
but now I'm really
starting to think it is.

932
00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:37,956
You know, I'm sorry
I don't speak Spanish

933
00:40:38,130 --> 00:40:39,958
- or know how to salsa.
- [sighs]

934
00:40:40,132 --> 00:40:41,917
You know, your dad
would probably be more happy

935
00:40:42,091 --> 00:40:45,137
if you were
with that Javier guy
instead of me.

936
00:40:45,311 --> 00:40:48,053
Ay, ay, ay. <i>Es que</i> you men
are impossible.

937
00:40:48,227 --> 00:40:50,621
Between trying to please you
and please my father,

938
00:40:50,795 --> 00:40:53,276
I just feel like I can't win,
so why do I even try?

939
00:40:53,450 --> 00:40:54,669
- I just--
- Where are you going?

940
00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:56,061
I-I don't know.
I don't know.

941
00:40:56,235 --> 00:40:57,498
Wait! [in Spanish]
Honey.

942
00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:04,722
That was so sweet!

943
00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,942
- What?
- <i>i¡Cariño!</i>

944
00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:09,031
I've never heard you
say that before.

945
00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:11,642
Well, I mean, maybe I could say
something right, you know.

946
00:41:11,816 --> 00:41:15,254
Well, yeah,
for once. [laughs]

947
00:41:15,428 --> 00:41:16,778
- [barking and whistling]
- [Lucky] Aw.

948
00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:18,519
They're--
they're watching.

949
00:41:20,651 --> 00:41:21,826
[salsa music playing]

950
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,524
You should teach me
how to salsa.

951
00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:25,874
Oh, you want me
to teach you how to salsa?

952
00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:28,006
You're gonna start
with your feet like this, eh?

953
00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,747
Okay, you know what?
Forget about your feet.

954
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,488
- Like this?
- Let's work on the hips.

955
00:41:31,662 --> 00:41:33,272
- Okay. Like this?
- Okay, a little bit. Just--

956
00:41:33,446 --> 00:41:34,970
Forget about your feet.
Let's work on the hips.

957
00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:37,015
- Okay.
- Okay. Uh-huh.

958
00:41:37,189 --> 00:41:38,843
- [in Spanish]
A little bit of hips.
- I like that.

959
00:41:39,017 --> 00:41:40,236
- Okay, hold my hand, baby.
- Like this?

960
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:42,412
[laughs] No, my love,
move your hips.

961
00:41:42,586 --> 00:41:44,370
- How about this?
- Okay, forget about the hips.

962
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:46,938
How 'bout you just twirl me
and then you dip me, okay?

963
00:41:47,112 --> 00:41:48,636
Okay. Okay.

964
00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:50,289
- Do what? Wait, wait.
- Twirl and then d--

965
00:41:50,463 --> 00:41:52,857
- Baby!
- Um, I'm okay!

966
00:41:53,031 --> 00:41:55,468
- Seriously?
- What are you guys doing?

967
00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:57,775
- I-- Oh, God, how long--
- Oh, I didn't mean to do that.

968
00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:00,212
I-- how long have you been
standing there?
When did you get home?

969
00:42:00,386 --> 00:42:02,519
Long enough to see Mr. Leif
doesn't know what he's doing.

970
00:42:02,693 --> 00:42:04,913
We were just--
we were just having fun, Dad.

971
00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:07,524
We were just dancing.

972
00:42:07,698 --> 00:42:09,439
Dancing. Where I come from,
you see a guy moving like that,
you call him a <i>pinguino.</i>

973
00:42:09,613 --> 00:42:11,528
- Let me show
you how it's done.
- Here we go.

974
00:42:11,702 --> 00:42:14,836
- Here, give a little
spin here, comes back.
- Mm-hmm.

975
00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:17,403
When you get more advanced,
you can spin her again.

976
00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,231
She comes to you, hi,
and she comes back.

977
00:42:19,405 --> 00:42:21,407
<i>Así,</i> just like that. Beautiful.

978
00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:24,149
- All right,
now it's your turn.
- All right.

979
00:42:24,323 --> 00:42:25,629
Okay.

980
00:42:25,803 --> 00:42:27,500
No, no, not with her.
With me.

981
00:42:27,675 --> 00:42:31,896
- [both] What?
- Come on. Yeah, come on.

982
00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:33,724
Hey. You have to feel it,
all right, <i>pinguino?</i>

983
00:42:33,898 --> 00:42:35,596
Right here. You have
to feel it. Do you feel it?

984
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:37,293
- No.
- Then you do a nice little turn

985
00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:38,947
- and come back. Okay.
- [chicken clucks]

986
00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:40,601
[Mighty] <i>A bailar!</i>

987
00:42:40,775 --> 00:42:42,515
- It's all
about confidence, okay?
- Okay.

988
00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:45,344
All right, I got you
right here.

989
00:42:45,518 --> 00:42:46,737
- Okay.
- Nice and ea-- Ah!

990
00:42:46,911 --> 00:42:48,696
- Ah!
- [chicken clucks]

991
00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,915
[in English]
<i>Then I go into a bridge.</i>

992
00:42:51,089 --> 00:42:53,004
<i>And tight, tight, tight.</i>

993
00:42:53,178 --> 00:42:55,006
[in Spanish]
<i>Squeeze your glutes.</i>

994
00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:56,965
- [grunts]
- <i>Smile.</i>

995
00:42:57,139 --> 00:42:59,141
- Oh.
- [gasps,
then in Spanish] Damn!

996
00:43:00,533 --> 00:43:02,710
What happened?

997
00:43:02,884 --> 00:43:05,451
[scoffs] I was at Cluck-Y-Cheese
with Claudia to have
a father-daughter talk.

998
00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:08,324
[scoffs] She hates
that place.

999
00:43:08,498 --> 00:43:09,804
Why does everybody
say that?

1000
00:43:09,978 --> 00:43:11,414
<i>Bueno, y</i> how was it?

1001
00:43:11,588 --> 00:43:12,894
[repeats question
in Spanish, laughs]

1002
00:43:13,068 --> 00:43:16,419
- What do you think?
- [laughs]

1003
00:43:16,593 --> 00:43:18,769
Now I know
where the brown eggs
come from.

1004
00:43:18,943 --> 00:43:20,728
[clucks like a chicken]

1005
00:43:23,687 --> 00:43:26,734
[sighs] <i>Entonces</i> what happened?

1006
00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:28,039
We got in a little argument.

1007
00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:30,085
[Gabbie clicks tongue]

1008
00:43:30,259 --> 00:43:32,130
Where is she now?

1009
00:43:32,304 --> 00:43:36,961
Now, she's outside
dancing salsa
<i>con el gringo.</i>

1010
00:43:37,135 --> 00:43:39,660
Oh, well, that's good.

1011
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,313
That's great.

1012
00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:43,707
Yeah.

1013
00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:47,145
Okay.

1014
00:43:49,931 --> 00:43:52,585
[Gabbie sighs] Ay...

1015
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,153
And all I wanted was
to have a perfect Christmas.

1016
00:43:55,327 --> 00:43:59,375
- Ow, ow...
- [chicken clucks]

1017
00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:01,159
[in Spanish] Stupid chicken.

1018
00:44:02,595 --> 00:44:05,642
[soft music playing]

1019
00:44:09,037 --> 00:44:10,560
- [Leif sighs]
- [Claudia] Okay, baby,

1020
00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:12,649
so my Aunt Carmen is
in the guest bedroom,

1021
00:44:12,823 --> 00:44:14,999
but make sure
that you don't go in there,

1022
00:44:15,173 --> 00:44:17,872
because otherwise
you'll be dancing
to cumbias all night, okay?

1023
00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:19,569
[laughs]

1024
00:44:19,743 --> 00:44:22,311
But I'm sure Tootsie here
wouldn't mind you being

1025
00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:26,010
her little bed buddy,
right, Tootsie?

1026
00:44:26,184 --> 00:44:27,664
[sighs]

1027
00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:32,277
Well, at least tomorrow
is Christmas Eve, you know.

1028
00:44:32,451 --> 00:44:35,628
I mean, what could
possibly go wrong then?

1029
00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:38,240
Mm, just a few
Mexican ticks.

1030
00:44:38,414 --> 00:44:41,591
- Yeah.
- [Claudia chuckles]

1031
00:44:41,765 --> 00:44:44,594
[sighs] I'll see you
in the morning.

1032
00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:48,903
If not before then.

1033
00:44:49,077 --> 00:44:51,122
Oh. [chuckles]

1034
00:44:56,214 --> 00:44:57,955
- [sighs]
- [dog pants]

1035
00:45:01,872 --> 00:45:03,265
Yeah.

1036
00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:04,701
[dog whines]

1037
00:45:06,485 --> 00:45:07,791
[sighs]

1038
00:45:10,402 --> 00:45:11,708
[groans]

1039
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:19,760
- [bells jingling]
- [soft music playing]

1040
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:27,158
[videogame music playing]

1041
00:45:27,332 --> 00:45:28,986
- Let's go, baby.
Come on.
- Woo!

1042
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,771
- Okay, I'm trying, baby.
- That's my baby girl.

1043
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,773
[in Spanish]
Die, die! [squeals]

1044
00:45:32,947 --> 00:45:34,905
- [Claudia] Get her away
from the remote.
- [Carmen] Oh, yeah.

1045
00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:37,168
- You're doing great.
You learning?
- She's doing fine.

1046
00:45:37,342 --> 00:45:39,736
- What's this nonsense?
- Oh! [laughs]

1047
00:45:39,910 --> 00:45:43,958
It's actually a prototype
from Leif's new game
that he built. Ooh!

1048
00:45:44,132 --> 00:45:46,569
He actually
even sold it
to a big company.

1049
00:45:46,743 --> 00:45:49,137
- So, you play games
for a living?
- I design them.

1050
00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:52,749
[laughs] Oh, yes!
Score, <i>huerito!</i> Woo-hoo!

1051
00:45:52,923 --> 00:45:55,012
So, pushing buttons
so some space <i>idiotas</i>

1052
00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:57,449
can kill each other
is your idea of a game?

1053
00:45:57,623 --> 00:45:59,234
- [in Spanish] Of course, Dad!
- Yes, brother-in-law!

1054
00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:00,844
Hey, let me tell you something.

1055
00:46:01,018 --> 00:46:02,672
A game isn't played
in someone's living room.

1056
00:46:02,846 --> 00:46:04,500
- [girls] No, no. No. Ay.
- [videogame music out]

1057
00:46:04,674 --> 00:46:08,025
A real game is played
on a field 120 yards long

1058
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:10,723
and 80 yards deep,
and it's called football.

1059
00:46:10,898 --> 00:46:12,203
Do you mean soccer?

1060
00:46:12,377 --> 00:46:14,162
That's what you gringos
call it, okay?

1061
00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:17,600
Football was invented
by my Aztec ancestors
700 years ago.

1062
00:46:17,774 --> 00:46:19,471
And you know what they did
to you if you lost?

1063
00:46:19,645 --> 00:46:22,300
- Uh, sent you
to the locker room?
- No, man.

1064
00:46:22,474 --> 00:46:24,215
They sacrificed you
to the gods.

1065
00:46:24,389 --> 00:46:26,261
Ripped open your chest
and they pulled out your live,

1066
00:46:26,435 --> 00:46:27,653
still beating heart.

1067
00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:29,307
- My God.
- On that field,

1068
00:46:29,481 --> 00:46:32,180
you became a man,
an <i>hombre, un patrón.</i>

1069
00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:34,704
- Oh, like the tequila!
- Not like the tequila.

1070
00:46:34,878 --> 00:46:36,532
<i>Patrón</i> is a boss.

1071
00:46:36,706 --> 00:46:38,316
Claudia said
that you're a captain, man.

1072
00:46:38,490 --> 00:46:40,231
Are you a captain?

1073
00:46:40,405 --> 00:46:43,017
Mm, I was the captain
of my high school debate team.

1074
00:46:43,191 --> 00:46:46,324
Oh, debate!
Wow, sounds <i>muy macho.</i>

1075
00:46:46,498 --> 00:46:48,152
All right, captain.

1076
00:46:48,326 --> 00:46:50,763
It's time for you to play
the game of the gods.

1077
00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:52,156
[in Spanish]
Ignore him.

1078
00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:53,636
Meet you on the field
in half an hour.

1079
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:55,899
- [Carmen gasps]
- She knows where it is.

1080
00:46:56,073 --> 00:46:59,033
In-- in the park?

1081
00:46:59,207 --> 00:47:00,295
Ay, no.

1082
00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:03,472
[suspenseful music playing]

1083
00:47:15,005 --> 00:47:18,879
Ay, ay, ay...
Afternoon, <i>huerito.</i>

1084
00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:20,315
- Hey.
- [Javier chuckles]

1085
00:47:20,489 --> 00:47:22,970
Did you get a good
night's rest?

1086
00:47:23,144 --> 00:47:24,841
I hear you're
quite the local celebrity.

1087
00:47:25,015 --> 00:47:27,017
No, man, Claudia's the one
who's the rock star.

1088
00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:31,717
So you and Claudia,
you, uh, know each other
quite well, huh?

1089
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:34,372
[scoffs] Like brother
and sister, <i>amigo.</i>

1090
00:47:34,546 --> 00:47:37,593
You know, she does
a really good in and out.

1091
00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:39,551
You should have her
show you sometime.

1092
00:47:39,725 --> 00:47:42,119
- Excuse me?
- Uh, it's a salsa move,

1093
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:45,166
where you bring the lady in,
and then you lead her
right back out.

1094
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:46,558
Here, let me show you, Leaf...

1095
00:47:46,732 --> 00:47:48,256
[in Spanish]
Hey! Behave!

1096
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:50,693
- Come on.
- Have a good game, <i>huerito.</i>

1097
00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:52,390
[laughs] Twig.

1098
00:47:52,564 --> 00:47:54,392
- Sorry, babe.
- [Bennie] Let's go, y'all.

1099
00:47:54,566 --> 00:47:55,828
This is a very dangerous
game, okay?

1100
00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:57,482
So you're gonna have
to follow my lead.

1101
00:47:57,656 --> 00:47:59,354
[Bennie] <i>Vámonos.</i>

1102
00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:02,531
[music playing]

1103
00:48:09,842 --> 00:48:11,192
Where'd you go, potty?

1104
00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:14,108
- [speaks Spanish]
- <i>¿Qué?</i>

1105
00:48:14,282 --> 00:48:15,936
Heads or tails?

1106
00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:17,459
Tails.

1107
00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:20,636
I knew you were
gonna pick tails.

1108
00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:22,464
- Ah! <i>Aguas!</i>
- [Javier] <i>i¡Eso!</i>

1109
00:48:22,638 --> 00:48:24,553
Damnit.

1110
00:48:24,727 --> 00:48:26,729
Get ready to have
a long day there,
One Direction.

1111
00:48:26,903 --> 00:48:28,513
Your starting position
is right here. Okay?

1112
00:48:28,687 --> 00:48:29,906
- Right here?
- Yeah. You got it, baby!

1113
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,342
Come on.

1114
00:48:31,516 --> 00:48:33,736
- <i>i¡Portero!</i>
- What do I do?

1115
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,216
- [Mighty] Get the left side
of the field!
- [all speaking Spanish]

1116
00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:37,653
Oh, this dude's got nothing,
homie. Let's go.

1117
00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:39,785
[Claudia] Baby,
don't use your hands!

1118
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,396
- Foul! You can't
use your hands!
- [Javier] He fouled!

1119
00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:43,398
Google it!

1120
00:48:43,572 --> 00:48:45,139
- Baby, you can't
use your hands, babe.
- Okay!

1121
00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:46,836
- You used your your fist.
- That was illegal.

1122
00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:48,969
Ha! That wasn't
the only thing illegal here.

1123
00:48:49,143 --> 00:48:50,796
- [Lucky] Hey,
give me some Vicks!
- No problem.

1124
00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:53,408
I have my Vicks.

1125
00:48:53,582 --> 00:48:55,366
- I was protecting myself.
- From what?

1126
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:57,238
- From the ball.
- From the soccer ball?

1127
00:48:57,412 --> 00:48:58,935
Get him a helmet.

1128
00:48:59,109 --> 00:48:59,980
[Javier] Come on, stay alert,
stay alert!

1129
00:49:00,154 --> 00:49:01,677
[Casper whistles]

1130
00:49:01,851 --> 00:49:02,895
[Gabbie] Let's do this!

1131
00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:07,509
[Casper] Watch out, <i>chaparrito,</i>
watch out, fool!

1132
00:49:07,683 --> 00:49:09,598
- Why are you running, fool?
- [cheers]

1133
00:49:09,772 --> 00:49:11,469
- [speaks Spanish]
- That's right!

1134
00:49:11,643 --> 00:49:13,950
- Why you move?
- Goal!

1135
00:49:14,124 --> 00:49:16,039
- [in Spanish] Keep going!
- Get him, Javier!

1136
00:49:18,563 --> 00:49:19,869
Oh, damn! That's it!

1137
00:49:20,043 --> 00:49:21,827
[cheering]

1138
00:49:22,002 --> 00:49:23,786
[Casper] What the hell!

1139
00:49:25,222 --> 00:49:26,963
[Carmen] Long live Mexicans!

1140
00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:30,967
[Casper] What are you
looking at, <i>ese?</i>

1141
00:49:33,317 --> 00:49:36,059
[Carmen, in Spanish]
You are all dead!

1142
00:49:36,233 --> 00:49:37,843
To your graves, dumbasses!

1143
00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:41,064
[Casper] El Mighty,
you're coming
to work, <i>ese.</i>

1144
00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:54,991
I think you killed him, fool!

1145
00:49:55,165 --> 00:49:58,125
["Jingle Bells" playing
slowed down]

1146
00:50:08,961 --> 00:50:10,963
Oh, ouch.

1147
00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:12,878
Ooh.

1148
00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:15,707
Ay.

1149
00:50:18,362 --> 00:50:19,711
[back cracks]

1150
00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:27,415
[song continues]

1151
00:50:45,998 --> 00:50:47,957
Snow in East L.A.?

1152
00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:51,700
What are these fools
doing out there?

1153
00:51:13,896 --> 00:51:15,898
Why isn't Grandpa
here with us?

1154
00:51:18,248 --> 00:51:22,034
Oh, come sit down, sweetie.
Why are you asking
that question?

1155
00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:25,299
Well, grandma said
the reason why he isn't here

1156
00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:27,388
is because he went
to the North Pole.

1157
00:51:27,562 --> 00:51:29,216
Mm-hmm.

1158
00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:32,175
Actually, son,
he went south to Mexico.

1159
00:51:32,349 --> 00:51:35,657
'Cause all he ever wanted
was a Mexican Christmas.

1160
00:51:35,831 --> 00:51:38,050
Uh-- there's Christmas
in Mexico?

1161
00:51:38,225 --> 00:51:39,965
- Mm-hmm.
- Of course, sweetie.

1162
00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:41,706
Christmas is everywhere.

1163
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,405
If there's Christmas everywhere,

1164
00:51:44,579 --> 00:51:46,233
then why isn't he here?

1165
00:51:46,407 --> 00:51:48,670
And also,
why is he in Mexico?

1166
00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:53,240
Well, because he complained
so much about living here

1167
00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:55,807
that he went back to Mexico.

1168
00:51:55,981 --> 00:51:58,723
Mm-hmm. And he lived
happily ever after.

1169
00:52:00,290 --> 00:52:02,684
He has a lot
of Mexican friends.

1170
00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:05,208
Is he happy?

1171
00:52:05,382 --> 00:52:09,125
He loves it.
He even has a <i>burro.</i>

1172
00:52:10,518 --> 00:52:12,346
I'm confused, Mom.

1173
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:16,176
Scoot in a little bit,
yeah, sweetie? Let's eat.

1174
00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:18,090
[Santa]
<i>Ho, ho, ho, ho.</i>

1175
00:52:19,701 --> 00:52:21,181
[grunts]

1176
00:52:21,355 --> 00:52:23,183
I'm sorry if I woke you up,
Mr. Sanchez.

1177
00:52:23,357 --> 00:52:25,272
[muffled chatter]

1178
00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:27,317
Is that all
you're sorry about?

1179
00:52:27,491 --> 00:52:28,405
Oh...

1180
00:52:29,928 --> 00:52:31,495
Are you okay?

1181
00:52:31,669 --> 00:52:33,932
My head hurts,
no thanks to you.

1182
00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:37,588
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.

1183
00:52:40,548 --> 00:52:43,899
Leif, what are you
doing here?

1184
00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,163
It's because of Claudia.

1185
00:52:48,773 --> 00:52:50,688
Okay.

1186
00:52:50,862 --> 00:52:52,908
I know what it's like
to be young,

1187
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:55,389
and I know
what you want from her,

1188
00:52:55,563 --> 00:52:58,870
so please, don't make me out
to be some <i>pendejo,</i> okay?

1189
00:52:59,044 --> 00:53:01,090
Is that how you felt
about your wife
when you first met her?

1190
00:53:01,264 --> 00:53:03,875
[scoffs]

1191
00:53:04,049 --> 00:53:06,226
Okay, for once,

1192
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,403
can you just please be clear
about what you're trying to say?

1193
00:53:12,144 --> 00:53:13,189
[sighs]

1194
00:53:14,886 --> 00:53:16,323
Mr. Sanchez...

1195
00:53:19,413 --> 00:53:22,459
I would like to ask
for your daughter's hand
in marriage.

1196
00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:23,678
Leif--

1197
00:53:24,679 --> 00:53:26,202
You know, I don't wanna
say the cliches,

1198
00:53:26,376 --> 00:53:28,857
like our love story began
in a single glance

1199
00:53:29,031 --> 00:53:31,686
and, you know,
it was at that moment
that I knew... [chuckles]

1200
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:34,776
that I had encountered
my soulmate.

1201
00:53:34,950 --> 00:53:36,778
[sighs] But that's exactly
what I'm saying.

1202
00:53:39,607 --> 00:53:41,217
Mr. Sanchez.

1203
00:53:42,174 --> 00:53:43,611
Are you okay?

1204
00:53:43,785 --> 00:53:45,003
[party sounds muffled]

1205
00:53:45,177 --> 00:53:46,614
[flute playing]

1206
00:53:56,188 --> 00:53:58,234
[party music playing]

1207
00:54:13,075 --> 00:54:14,903
- There you are.
- Hey, hey.

1208
00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:16,861
I was looking for you.
You're gonna miss the <i>piñata.</i>

1209
00:54:17,035 --> 00:54:21,431
Oh, well, I was, um,
talking to your dad.

1210
00:54:21,605 --> 00:54:22,998
Oh, is-- is he okay?
Did he wake up?

1211
00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:26,741
Yeah. Yeah, um,
well, sort of.

1212
00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:28,046
Sort of?

1213
00:54:29,439 --> 00:54:31,267
He was a little unresponsive.

1214
00:54:31,441 --> 00:54:32,703
- Unresponsive. What--
- No, um--

1215
00:54:32,877 --> 00:54:35,402
What do you mean
by unresponsive? What--

1216
00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,882
I asked your father
if I could have
his permission--

1217
00:54:38,056 --> 00:54:40,058
[whining]

1218
00:54:40,232 --> 00:54:42,017
- D-Dad?
- [whines]

1219
00:54:42,191 --> 00:54:44,411
Dad! Dad!

1220
00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:47,196
Is this what you mean
by unresponsive? Dad!

1221
00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:54,159
All righty.
Let's get this--

1222
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:56,771
How are the tamales, Tita?

1223
00:54:56,945 --> 00:54:58,686
Is that question rhetorical?

1224
00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:00,688
[in Spanish] Of course!
I know they are fantastic!

1225
00:55:00,862 --> 00:55:02,342
Oh.

1226
00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:04,648
- Give me one, please.
- [Tita laughs]

1227
00:55:04,822 --> 00:55:07,172
[in Spanish] Carmen, please
bring me some spoons
and some forks.

1228
00:55:07,347 --> 00:55:08,696
- Hey.
- <i>¿Qué?</i>

1229
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:12,090
[in Spanish] Do you want
a "tamale hug"?

1230
00:55:12,264 --> 00:55:14,005
- What?!
- A "tamale hug"?

1231
00:55:14,179 --> 00:55:16,747
- What is that?
- A hug with meat inside!

1232
00:55:16,921 --> 00:55:18,488
- Ay!
- [laughing]

1233
00:55:18,662 --> 00:55:20,316
- [in Spanish] Girls!
- Carmen!

1234
00:55:20,490 --> 00:55:23,188
That old bird,
he is up to something.

1235
00:55:27,628 --> 00:55:28,846
Something.

1236
00:55:29,020 --> 00:55:31,719
What bird?

1237
00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:33,895
[hits echoing]

1238
00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:42,164
- [tropical music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]

1239
00:55:54,611 --> 00:55:56,178
[woman] Over here, <i>m'hijo!</i>
You okay?

1240
00:55:57,745 --> 00:55:59,050
We all gathered here

1241
00:55:59,224 --> 00:56:01,139
for what we thought
was gonna be

1242
00:56:01,313 --> 00:56:04,186
a traditional Mexican

1243
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,538
Latino Chicano Christmas.

1244
00:56:08,712 --> 00:56:12,977
But because of this gringo
right here...

1245
00:56:13,151 --> 00:56:14,414
[all] Aw.

1246
00:56:14,588 --> 00:56:16,241
...I lost my self-respect,

1247
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:18,026
my dignity,

1248
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,594
and I've been humiliated
in front of my family.

1249
00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:25,294
But since it's Christmas,
a time to be joyful and merry,

1250
00:56:25,468 --> 00:56:28,558
I've come out here
with a pasted-on smile.

1251
00:56:28,732 --> 00:56:31,126
It's a season to be
happy and joyful,

1252
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,084
just to tell you, <i>cabrones,</i>
Merry Christmas!

1253
00:56:33,258 --> 00:56:34,434
<i>Feliz Navidad.</i>

1254
00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,610
Not on my tradition.

1255
00:56:38,263 --> 00:56:39,569
Not on my Christmas!

1256
00:56:39,743 --> 00:56:41,528
- Your Christmas?
- [all gasp]

1257
00:56:41,702 --> 00:56:43,573
[guests murmuring]

1258
00:56:43,747 --> 00:56:46,315
What do you mean,
your Christmas?

1259
00:56:46,489 --> 00:56:48,360
Dad, Christmas is supposed
to be for everyone,

1260
00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:51,538
and you have done
every possible thing
to destroy it.

1261
00:56:53,365 --> 00:56:56,020
[Leif] <i>Perdóneme,
señor Sanchez.</i>

1262
00:56:58,588 --> 00:56:59,807
What did you say?

1263
00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:04,725
You know what I just said.

1264
00:57:04,899 --> 00:57:08,468
Now, you-you hear it,
but you don't listen.

1265
00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:10,557
- Which is...
- Um--

1266
00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:12,863
...exactly why Claudia's more
than kind of upset with you,

1267
00:57:13,037 --> 00:57:15,257
in case you haven't heard.

1268
00:57:15,431 --> 00:57:18,608
What gives you the right
to speak to me like that
in my own house?

1269
00:57:20,523 --> 00:57:23,265
Speak to you in what way?
[laughs]

1270
00:57:23,439 --> 00:57:25,180
It won't matter
which way I speak to you,

1271
00:57:25,354 --> 00:57:26,703
because you hate
this gringo.

1272
00:57:26,877 --> 00:57:28,531
[all gasp]

1273
00:57:28,705 --> 00:57:30,141
You know,
yet I've done everything

1274
00:57:30,315 --> 00:57:32,883
to not only be good
to your daughter,

1275
00:57:33,057 --> 00:57:35,277
but to be good
to your entire family.

1276
00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:41,109
You know, and not even
because I had to,

1277
00:57:41,283 --> 00:57:43,677
because I wanted to.

1278
00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:47,507
You know, I danced
the salsa for you guys.

1279
00:57:47,681 --> 00:57:49,857
- Yeah.
- [laughs] You know?

1280
00:57:50,031 --> 00:57:51,728
I played soccer.

1281
00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:54,209
Oh, sorry, I'm saying
that wrong. Football.

1282
00:57:54,383 --> 00:57:56,777
I almost got killed
by a chicken, man,

1283
00:57:56,951 --> 00:57:59,170
and I trimmed
your hedges for you.

1284
00:57:59,344 --> 00:58:01,825
And I showed you respect
by asking for Claudia's hand
in marriage.

1285
00:58:01,999 --> 00:58:03,174
- [gasps]
- That was out of respect.

1286
00:58:03,348 --> 00:58:05,612
[murmurs]

1287
00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:07,788
Yet you show absolutely none
to your own daughter,

1288
00:58:07,962 --> 00:58:10,225
but this isn't
or shouldn't even be
about me.

1289
00:58:10,399 --> 00:58:12,880
It should be about her.

1290
00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:16,492
If you truly loved her,

1291
00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:18,276
you wouldn't treat her
this way.

1292
00:58:18,450 --> 00:58:20,888
- [scoffs]
- [Gabbie] <i>A ver...</i>

1293
00:58:21,062 --> 00:58:25,457
Excuse me.
<i>A ver,</i> he-- um--

1294
00:58:25,632 --> 00:58:27,155
he asked you
for Claudia's hand
in marriage

1295
00:58:27,329 --> 00:58:28,809
and you didn't tell me?
You didn't te-- I mean,

1296
00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:31,768
maybe he got a concussion, no?

1297
00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:33,814
[in Spanish]
Did he get a concussion
from the ball or what?

1298
00:58:38,122 --> 00:58:39,384
Oh, my love.

1299
00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:41,212
[Claudia] Is it normal to, uh--

1300
00:58:41,386 --> 00:58:43,084
to not be able to breathe
properly right now?

1301
00:58:43,258 --> 00:58:46,304
[in Spanish] Oh, my God!
You look faint.

1302
00:58:46,478 --> 00:58:48,742
Are you pregnant?
Let's see...

1303
00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:51,788
Okay, okay, this is
a season to be merry,

1304
00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:53,834
- not to get married.
- Happy holidays.

1305
00:58:54,008 --> 00:58:55,139
[speaks Spanish]

1306
00:58:55,313 --> 00:58:57,446
W-- what, hey.
Don't leave.

1307
00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:59,535
Don't leave until we open
these goddamn presents.

1308
00:58:59,709 --> 00:59:01,276
[in Spanish]
Wow, look at you!

1309
00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:03,234
Well, that's it.

1310
00:59:03,408 --> 00:59:05,585
[in English]
You got the party
you wanted, no?

1311
00:59:05,759 --> 00:59:07,761
[in Spanish]
Great party!
Super fun!

1312
00:59:09,414 --> 00:59:11,634
[in English]
I hope you're proud
of yourself, eh?

1313
00:59:11,808 --> 00:59:15,899
[in Spanish] You completely
messed up this time,
Benicio! Completely!

1314
00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,254
[loud music playing]

1315
00:59:23,428 --> 00:59:24,952
Damn, <i>vatos!</i>

1316
00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:27,650
The-the-the-there goes
the n-the-n-n-neighborhood.

1317
00:59:27,824 --> 00:59:29,826
You're the wrong guy to be
saying that, <i>ese.</i>

1318
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,088
No, really, <i>ese.</i>

1319
00:59:31,262 --> 00:59:32,568
There goes the neighborhood.

1320
00:59:33,830 --> 00:59:35,484
[Mighty]
Why they look all sad?

1321
00:59:35,658 --> 00:59:37,399
Because the party wack, fool.
We weren't invited.

1322
00:59:37,573 --> 00:59:39,749
- I would've gone. Shh.
- That's right, <i>ese.</i>

1323
00:59:39,923 --> 00:59:41,272
Wait, wait,
where are you going?

1324
00:59:41,446 --> 00:59:42,926
Guys, don't go.
The party--

1325
00:59:43,100 --> 00:59:44,928
[Tita in Spanish]
Why are they leaving?

1326
00:59:45,102 --> 00:59:46,495
[Carmen in English]
I don't know!
The party's gonna be great!

1327
00:59:46,669 --> 00:59:47,714
[Tita in Spanish]
Where are you going?

1328
00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:49,890
[Latin hip-hop playing]

1329
00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:59,073
[soft guitar music playing]

1330
01:00:13,043 --> 01:00:14,131
Babe...

1331
01:00:15,263 --> 01:00:16,786
your father doesn't like me.

1332
01:00:17,787 --> 01:00:20,181
Because I'm, you know.

1333
01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:22,966
- I've ruined Christmas
for everyone.
- No, you didn't.

1334
01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:26,753
- Yes, I did.
- Babe, my family got
the best present this year,

1335
01:00:26,927 --> 01:00:28,711
and that's you
as my husband.

1336
01:00:28,885 --> 01:00:30,713
When I saw how close you were
to your family,

1337
01:00:30,887 --> 01:00:32,715
I knew I could never propose
without your father's
permission.

1338
01:00:32,889 --> 01:00:34,543
Look, my dad,

1339
01:00:34,717 --> 01:00:37,415
he was just surprised by you,
that's all, okay?

1340
01:00:37,589 --> 01:00:38,982
You know that's not all.
I mean, you--

1341
01:00:39,156 --> 01:00:40,767
you yourself said your father
liked surprises.

1342
01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:42,594
I don't even know
what he likes anymore.

1343
01:00:42,769 --> 01:00:44,422
Well, we know
he doesn't like gringos.

1344
01:00:46,598 --> 01:00:49,993
Babe, my father doesn't care
if you're white,
or red or green.

1345
01:00:50,167 --> 01:00:53,170
I'm sure he would mind
if I was green.

1346
01:00:53,344 --> 01:00:54,345
[exhales sharply]

1347
01:00:55,999 --> 01:00:57,000
[sighs]

1348
01:00:59,350 --> 01:01:01,483
My father finds a reason
to not like someone

1349
01:01:01,657 --> 01:01:03,485
and then he just
sticks to it,

1350
01:01:03,659 --> 01:01:05,748
even if that's not
really the reason.

1351
01:01:05,922 --> 01:01:07,750
Just admit it.

1352
01:01:07,924 --> 01:01:10,535
This whole thing was
a huge mistake.

1353
01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:14,975
Well, what do you mean?
What thing? Like--

1354
01:01:15,149 --> 01:01:15,889
like us?

1355
01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:17,499
Your father, he--

1356
01:01:17,673 --> 01:01:19,283
he had different plans
for Christmas.

1357
01:01:19,457 --> 01:01:21,546
You know, probably had
different plans
for your life.

1358
01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:23,461
You know, I know how close
you are to your family

1359
01:01:23,635 --> 01:01:25,550
and that's why I wanted
to spend Christmas with them.

1360
01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:30,164
No, no, Leif.
Leif, please,
don't go.

1361
01:01:30,338 --> 01:01:32,253
Leif. Leif.

1362
01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:33,733
I'm sorry.

1363
01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:37,171
[sighs]

1364
01:01:37,345 --> 01:01:39,739
["Heart Breaking"
by Lakford playing]

1365
01:02:04,285 --> 01:02:06,548
[Lucky] Hey, <i>perrito,</i>
stick around!

1366
01:02:06,722 --> 01:02:07,810
You guys can make
this work!

1367
01:02:07,984 --> 01:02:09,812
True love prevails, eh?

1368
01:02:09,986 --> 01:02:12,989
[song continues]

1369
01:02:15,252 --> 01:02:17,080
[Casper] You think
I have a chance with her now?

1370
01:02:17,254 --> 01:02:18,603
[Lucky]
Hey, you know what?

1371
01:02:18,778 --> 01:02:20,214
This for you, homie.

1372
01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:26,176
Gonna miss you
in the hood, <i>huero.</i>

1373
01:02:29,701 --> 01:02:31,138
Peace out, homie.

1374
01:02:32,530 --> 01:02:34,750
[Casper] Man.

1375
01:02:34,924 --> 01:02:37,666
I actually liked
that fool, dog.

1376
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,843
[song continues]

1377
01:02:50,287 --> 01:02:53,421
You know, any dad
would love to have

1378
01:02:53,595 --> 01:02:55,379
a son-in-law like Leif.

1379
01:02:57,425 --> 01:02:58,992
[in Spanish]
Even if he was green
like an alien.

1380
01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:00,558
[laughs]

1381
01:03:02,038 --> 01:03:04,998
["Heart Breaking" by Lankford
continues playing]

1382
01:03:16,966 --> 01:03:21,405
Well, merry freakin'
Christmas to us, huh?

1383
01:03:21,579 --> 01:03:24,626
[song continues]

1384
01:03:49,216 --> 01:03:51,218
- Have a good one.
- Thank you.

1385
01:03:53,046 --> 01:03:54,482
[airport P.A. indistinct]

1386
01:04:08,626 --> 01:04:10,063
[knocking]

1387
01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:13,240
Hi, <i>m'hija.</i>

1388
01:04:13,414 --> 01:04:15,677
Your presents
are out there
waiting for you.

1389
01:04:15,851 --> 01:04:17,505
I mean, we could o--

1390
01:04:17,679 --> 01:04:19,463
we could open them all together,

1391
01:04:19,637 --> 01:04:20,987
like we used to do
when you were
a little girl.

1392
01:04:21,161 --> 01:04:23,728
I'm not a little girl
anymore, Dad,

1393
01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:25,643
whether you wanna
accept it or not.

1394
01:04:25,817 --> 01:04:27,689
[sighs] Okay.

1395
01:04:27,863 --> 01:04:29,560
That little girl
in those pictures
is my daughter.

1396
01:04:29,734 --> 01:04:32,259
No, no, Dad.
I'm your daughter, okay?

1397
01:04:32,433 --> 01:04:34,304
<i>Aquí mismo, eh?</i>
Life-sized.

1398
01:04:34,478 --> 01:04:38,047
Not everything
is about you.

1399
01:04:38,221 --> 01:04:39,701
You know, why--

1400
01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:45,141
Why can't it be a boy
from the neighborhood
like Javier?

1401
01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,013
I mean, he's handsome.
He's smart.

1402
01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:48,971
He's got a good job.
He loves his mom,

1403
01:04:49,145 --> 01:04:50,581
- and goes to church
every Sun--
- And is gay.

1404
01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:54,063
He's gay? [in Spanish]
What do you mean, he's gay?

1405
01:04:54,237 --> 01:04:56,848
Yeah, Dad,
that's the thing.

1406
01:04:57,023 --> 01:04:58,415
Whether you know it
or not, eh?

1407
01:05:00,461 --> 01:05:04,508
I should've known
because he would dance
without music, and not...

1408
01:05:04,682 --> 01:05:06,032
Man, should've seen it.

1409
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:08,338
<i>Aparte que</i> even
if he wasn't, I wa--

1410
01:05:08,512 --> 01:05:10,950
that's not who I
fell in love with.

1411
01:05:11,124 --> 01:05:12,603
And you should be able
to understand that

1412
01:05:12,777 --> 01:05:14,475
because I make
my own decisions.

1413
01:05:16,303 --> 01:05:19,262
And now you won't even get
the chance to get to know him.

1414
01:05:22,526 --> 01:05:24,311
You broke his heart
and mine.

1415
01:05:24,485 --> 01:05:27,836
No, don't say that.
Don't say that.

1416
01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:32,362
He had nothing
growing up, eh?

1417
01:05:32,536 --> 01:05:34,321
His parents were poor.

1418
01:05:35,322 --> 01:05:37,715
He had to wash dishes,

1419
01:05:37,889 --> 01:05:40,066
mow lawns, park cars.

1420
01:05:42,938 --> 01:05:45,549
He worked hard for everything
that he had,

1421
01:05:45,723 --> 01:05:48,422
just like you did.

1422
01:05:50,554 --> 01:05:51,991
[sighs]

1423
01:05:55,646 --> 01:05:59,999
- What's that?
- [in Spanish]
And you know what?

1424
01:06:00,173 --> 01:06:02,566
He reminded me
a lot of you.

1425
01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:14,796
No, no. No, no, no,
no, no, no.

1426
01:06:20,019 --> 01:06:24,632
That kid wasn't that bad
after all, wasn't he?

1427
01:06:29,941 --> 01:06:31,378
On Christmas morning...

1428
01:06:33,989 --> 01:06:36,209
I wanted a bike like all
the other little kids.

1429
01:06:37,645 --> 01:06:40,822
And when I came down
to open my presents...

1430
01:06:40,996 --> 01:06:42,476
- Mm-hmm.
- ...bike wasn't there.

1431
01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:45,827
My dad got me
a pair of handlebars

1432
01:06:46,001 --> 01:06:48,308
and then he told me
that one day, you know,

1433
01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:49,744
he'd get me
the rest of the bike

1434
01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:51,746
that I could put
the handlebars on.

1435
01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:56,838
And he promised me
training wheels.

1436
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,537
And he never got me
the training wheels.

1437
01:07:00,711 --> 01:07:03,801
[sniffles] My poor dad,
he worked so hard.

1438
01:07:03,975 --> 01:07:06,413
Never got anywhere.

1439
01:07:06,587 --> 01:07:08,676
And one of the last things
that he told me

1440
01:07:08,850 --> 01:07:11,983
was that Christmas was
for family.

1441
01:07:12,158 --> 01:07:14,725
And that's all I wanted to do,
was have a nice Christmas

1442
01:07:14,899 --> 01:07:16,249
like the ones
we used to have in Mexico.

1443
01:07:16,423 --> 01:07:18,164
- Ay.
- With the family

1444
01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:22,342
and... [sobs]
training wheels.

1445
01:07:25,258 --> 01:07:28,087
[sniffles] How'd he know?
How'd he-- how did he know?

1446
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:31,655
Well, because I--

1447
01:07:31,829 --> 01:07:34,832
one of these days
that you went to work
[sniffles]

1448
01:07:35,006 --> 01:07:37,487
I took them shopping...

1449
01:07:37,661 --> 01:07:40,011
Santa style. Yeah.

1450
01:07:44,059 --> 01:07:48,063
But how did he find
the exact ones?

1451
01:07:49,586 --> 01:07:53,895
We went to Olvera Street.
Mm-hmm.

1452
01:07:54,069 --> 01:07:55,244
And you should've
seen him, eh?

1453
01:07:55,418 --> 01:07:57,551
Ooh, that kid?

1454
01:07:57,725 --> 01:08:02,947
He wouldn't stop
until he found them. Yeah.

1455
01:08:03,122 --> 01:08:05,907
Just because he wanted
to make you smile.

1456
01:08:06,081 --> 01:08:07,735
Baby...

1457
01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:13,958
You know what you gotta do,
<i>amor,</i> right?

1458
01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:16,309
You got your training wheels.

1459
01:08:18,311 --> 01:08:21,401
Now go out there
and be a father to her.

1460
01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:23,577
[bells jingle]

1461
01:08:30,192 --> 01:08:31,454
I wanted to tell you

1462
01:08:31,628 --> 01:08:34,153
that-- [clears throat]

1463
01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:35,806
that I was wrong.

1464
01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:38,418
In the business that I'm in,

1465
01:08:38,592 --> 01:08:40,420
you see a lot
of beautiful flowers.

1466
01:08:40,594 --> 01:08:44,859
Like, s-some are very rare
and delicate roses,

1467
01:08:45,033 --> 01:08:46,643
some of them I planted
with my hands.

1468
01:08:46,817 --> 01:08:48,428
[chuckles]

1469
01:08:48,602 --> 01:08:52,301
And it's my job to protect
the roses from the weeds.

1470
01:08:52,475 --> 01:08:55,435
I thought
that it was my job

1471
01:08:55,609 --> 01:08:58,612
to protect the rose
from being hurt.

1472
01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:03,269
I thought that Leif
was another weed

1473
01:09:03,443 --> 01:09:06,968
that was trying
to keep my rose
from blooming,

1474
01:09:07,142 --> 01:09:08,535
but I realize now
that my rose

1475
01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:12,321
has bloomed
into this incredible woman

1476
01:09:12,495 --> 01:09:16,151
and that Leif is now
your protector and not me.

1477
01:09:16,325 --> 01:09:17,500
[Gabbie]
And that, you know,

1478
01:09:17,674 --> 01:09:21,112
also papi wants
to say is that--

1479
01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:23,811
uh-- that he--

1480
01:09:23,985 --> 01:09:27,597
he was-- [in Spanish]
I mean, not on purpose.

1481
01:09:27,771 --> 01:09:31,122
He was the weed.
He's been the weed.

1482
01:09:31,297 --> 01:09:35,953
And that you
and Leif are roses.

1483
01:09:36,127 --> 01:09:38,521
- Yeah, roses.
- Yeah.

1484
01:09:38,695 --> 01:09:40,480
And that we, as a family,

1485
01:09:40,654 --> 01:09:42,395
[in Spanish]
because we are a family,
that's what we do,

1486
01:09:42,569 --> 01:09:44,658
we have to protect--
<i>somos un</i> garden.

1487
01:09:44,832 --> 01:09:47,530
And we have to protect
the roses.

1488
01:09:47,704 --> 01:09:49,576
And-and that you know,
you make us so,

1489
01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:52,100
so proud every day,
<i>m'hijita.</i>

1490
01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:55,277
[in Spanish] Including Leaf,

1491
01:09:55,451 --> 01:09:58,367
because he's the coolest
and the sweetest boyfriend

1492
01:09:58,541 --> 01:10:00,369
in all of East-- East L.A.

1493
01:10:00,543 --> 01:10:02,850
Leif, <i>pero</i> mm. Mm-hmm.

1494
01:10:03,024 --> 01:10:04,895
We got a plane
to stop! [laughs]

1495
01:10:05,069 --> 01:10:06,462
But, whoa, Clau,

1496
01:10:06,636 --> 01:10:08,421
you cannot get him back
dressed like that.

1497
01:10:08,595 --> 01:10:10,510
- [Bennie] No, that's true.
- Okay. [laughs] Okay.

1498
01:10:10,684 --> 01:10:12,773
- [Carmen, in Spanish]
Okay, then let's go!
- [in English] Let's go!

1499
01:10:12,947 --> 01:10:14,253
Come on!

1500
01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:17,734
- [alarm beeps]
- Hurry up!

1501
01:10:17,908 --> 01:10:19,910
[lively music playing]

1502
01:10:21,303 --> 01:10:22,783
[in Spanish] Come on,
let's go! Drive!

1503
01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:24,219
[in English]
Oh, man, what the hell?

1504
01:10:24,393 --> 01:10:25,742
[in Spanish] What?

1505
01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:27,614
- I don't have the keys!
- You had them!

1506
01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:29,311
- Damn it!
- I don't have them!
You always--

1507
01:10:29,485 --> 01:10:30,878
Baby, you always
do the same!

1508
01:10:31,052 --> 01:10:32,401
[in English]
What about the <i>vatos?</i>

1509
01:10:32,575 --> 01:10:34,621
[in Spanish]
Yes, there they are!

1510
01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:36,275
[Bennie in Spanish] Oh, my God!

1511
01:10:37,406 --> 01:10:39,365
- Come on!
- I'm coming!

1512
01:10:39,539 --> 01:10:42,324
- [in English] Hey! Cooper!
We need a ride!
- I got you.

1513
01:10:42,498 --> 01:10:44,065
- [Mighty] Let's go!
- [Bennie] To the airport.

1514
01:10:44,239 --> 01:10:47,286
[Casper] Got you, fools,
I got you, G.
I got you.

1515
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,375
Let's go, ladies.
You guys will fit.

1516
01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:52,378
Hey, no tips.
I'll accept a kiss.

1517
01:10:52,552 --> 01:10:53,901
Let's go. Come on!

1518
01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:55,772
- <i>Amárrense!</i> Here we go!
- Hit it!

1519
01:10:57,774 --> 01:11:00,211
Woo! [laughs] I want
one of these bedroom.

1520
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:02,257
Make 'em bounce.
Make 'em bounce
higher, homie.

1521
01:11:02,431 --> 01:11:04,259
Make 'em bounce.

1522
01:11:04,433 --> 01:11:06,000
- [Casper groans]
- [Carmen]
This is really cool.

1523
01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:08,698
[in Spanish] Holy crap!

1524
01:11:08,872 --> 01:11:10,265
I popped my tire, fool.

1525
01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:12,833
- [Bennie] Ay, what?
- My bad. Sorry.

1526
01:11:13,007 --> 01:11:14,269
- Now what?
- Sorry, guys.

1527
01:11:14,443 --> 01:11:15,575
[Mighty]
Sorry, man.

1528
01:11:15,749 --> 01:11:17,359
- Yo!
- [horn honks]

1529
01:11:17,533 --> 01:11:18,926
Y'all need a ride?

1530
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:21,232
- [in Spanish] Tell Javier yes!
- [whistles]

1531
01:11:21,407 --> 01:11:23,322
[Javier speaking Spanish]

1532
01:11:23,496 --> 01:11:25,498
Uh, take it back to the bottom
of the ocean where it belongs.

1533
01:11:25,672 --> 01:11:27,543
We'll go steal a car.
We'll meet you there, homie.

1534
01:11:29,545 --> 01:11:31,939
[Lucky] Your little homie
learned that in prison.

1535
01:11:32,113 --> 01:11:35,116
[lively music continues]

1536
01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:42,079
[indistinct chatter]

1537
01:11:50,610 --> 01:11:52,351
Gate? [speaks Spanish]

1538
01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:01,272
- [Claudia] Oh, okay. Okay.
- [Gabbie] Sorry!

1539
01:12:01,447 --> 01:12:04,275
Okay. <i>Ay, mira,</i>
I think it's over there.

1540
01:12:04,450 --> 01:12:05,668
[in Spanish]
Come on, let's go!

1541
01:12:05,842 --> 01:12:07,322
[Carmen speaks Spanish]

1542
01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:12,414
I have to stop
my son-in-law from getting--

1543
01:12:12,588 --> 01:12:14,285
Well, not yet,
but getting on the plane.

1544
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:16,375
I mean, he's my fiance.
I mean, not really.

1545
01:12:16,549 --> 01:12:18,420
It's not like he proposed to me.
I mean, he did propose,

1546
01:12:18,594 --> 01:12:20,422
- <i>pero mi papá nunca</i> told me.
- You have your boarding passes?

1547
01:12:20,596 --> 01:12:22,772
You can just
pat me down so I can go in.

1548
01:12:22,946 --> 01:12:24,687
I'll tell him
all about it.

1549
01:12:24,861 --> 01:12:26,602
- [in Spanish]
Carmela, no. Wait.
- Ma'am, don't touch me.

1550
01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:28,648
[in Spanish]
Please, sir.
It is very important.

1551
01:12:28,822 --> 01:12:30,606
[in English]
My son-in-law,
he cannot go on the plane.

1552
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:32,391
- Mm-hmm.
- So, can you help us with that?

1553
01:12:32,565 --> 01:12:34,218
[in Spanish] The family's
future is in danger.

1554
01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:36,395
- Did she say dangerous?
- [Carmen] No, no, no, no.

1555
01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:38,005
[overtalk in Spanish
and English]

1556
01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,137
You know, can you guys
please step aside?

1557
01:12:40,311 --> 01:12:42,139
Can you please--
Please, guys, step aside,
ma'am.

1558
01:12:42,313 --> 01:12:44,228
[in Spanish] Seriously,
these gringos
are so inflexible.

1559
01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:46,579
[in Spanish] Please, ma'am!
Show some respect.

1560
01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:48,058
I'm just trying
to do my job.

1561
01:12:48,232 --> 01:12:50,409
Oh, no, no, no.

1562
01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:53,412
[in Spanish] I was talking
about the other gringos.
It's all good.

1563
01:12:53,586 --> 01:12:56,197
- [Gabbie Let's go.
- [Carmen in Spanish]
Wow, you are handsome!

1564
01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:01,942
- <i>Ahí está.</i> No! No!
- [Carmen] Wait, wait!
Where are you going?

1565
01:13:02,116 --> 01:13:04,118
- [in Spanish]
Hey, where are you going?!
- Brother-in-law!

1566
01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:05,641
[all exclaiming]

1567
01:13:05,815 --> 01:13:07,164
- [screams]
- [crowd] Oh!

1568
01:13:07,338 --> 01:13:08,862
Whoa. [groans]

1569
01:13:09,036 --> 01:13:10,385
- Damnit.
- Hey, man,
I'm just trying to keep

1570
01:13:10,559 --> 01:13:11,995
my future son-in-law
from leaving.

1571
01:13:12,169 --> 01:13:13,780
Can you please tell your dad
to stop doing that?

1572
01:13:13,954 --> 01:13:15,782
It's the second time.

1573
01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:17,871
I was center cornerback.
East LA had
the Fighting Fails. Ow.

1574
01:13:18,045 --> 01:13:21,614
Does this mean I can have
Claudia's hand in marriage?

1575
01:13:21,788 --> 01:13:24,443
[sighs] Think I'm getting
arrested for nothing?

1576
01:13:24,617 --> 01:13:27,010
[guard] Keep your hands
where I can see 'em!

1577
01:13:27,184 --> 01:13:29,622
- Baby...
- [Claudia] Aw.

1578
01:13:29,796 --> 01:13:32,189
- Will you marry me?
- [handcuffs click]

1579
01:13:32,363 --> 01:13:35,279
Yes... [laughing] yes,
a million times, yes.

1580
01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:37,238
[Claudia chuckles]

1581
01:13:37,412 --> 01:13:39,893
Ay, <i>bueno,</i>
I'll put it on myself.
It's okay.

1582
01:13:40,067 --> 01:13:42,025
Oh, fool.

1583
01:13:42,199 --> 01:13:43,810
[sighs] I'm sorry.

1584
01:13:43,984 --> 01:13:45,551
You've got nothin'
to be sorry about.

1585
01:13:45,725 --> 01:13:47,770
No, man, I should've been
myself from the beginning.

1586
01:13:47,944 --> 01:13:49,468
You know,
I was such a poser.

1587
01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:50,947
I was pretending
to speak Spanish

1588
01:13:51,121 --> 01:13:53,863
and I ruined Christmas.

1589
01:13:54,037 --> 01:13:55,735
Are you kidding me, man?
You saved Christmas.

1590
01:13:55,909 --> 01:13:57,780
My daughter loves you.

1591
01:13:57,954 --> 01:13:59,565
You made my Christmas
the best ever.

1592
01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:01,392
Welcome to the family!
Merry Christmas.

1593
01:14:01,567 --> 01:14:04,004
[whistling]

1594
01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:05,745
<i>Ay, pero</i> where are you
taking him? <i>Epa!</i>
Where are you taking him?!

1595
01:14:05,919 --> 01:14:07,616
Hey, you should see
what we do for New Years.

1596
01:14:07,790 --> 01:14:09,139
- Hey, where y'all going?
- [Carmen speaks Spanish]

1597
01:14:09,313 --> 01:14:10,358
I'ma go this way.
They got tamales,

1598
01:14:10,532 --> 01:14:12,273
so I'm gonna go eat.
I'm out.

1599
01:14:12,447 --> 01:14:13,535
- I'm gonna go with Leaf.
- I think his name is Leif.

1600
01:14:13,709 --> 01:14:14,884
- No, it's Leaf.
- No, it's Leif.

1601
01:14:15,058 --> 01:14:16,756
It doesn't matter, fool.
Let's go.

1602
01:14:16,930 --> 01:14:19,846
["Dulce como sandia"
by Jian Xavier Salas playing]

1603
01:14:40,431 --> 01:14:43,826
Leaf, right?
Is it Leaf or Leif?

1604
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,873
Leaf, he's a swell guy.

1605
01:14:47,047 --> 01:14:50,050
["Dulce como sandia" continues]

1606
01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:56,273
Yeah, yeah, a lot of people
will say Leaf when it's--

1607
01:14:56,447 --> 01:14:57,797
when it's Leif.

1608
01:14:57,971 --> 01:15:00,887
This family,
it's a taken a lot of,

1609
01:15:01,061 --> 01:15:02,410
ahem, a lot of correcting.

1610
01:15:07,894 --> 01:15:09,765
That makes a lot of sense.

1611
01:15:09,939 --> 01:15:14,161
They're-- they're, um,
like best friends.

1612
01:15:14,335 --> 01:15:17,338
- [laughing]
- Whoa. Okay.

1613
01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:18,861
[in Spanish] Look at him.

1614
01:15:19,035 --> 01:15:20,950
Thank you for being
such a good, um, friend.

1615
01:15:21,124 --> 01:15:24,475
I mean, his skin
is so perfect and--

1616
01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:26,652
[song continues]

1617
01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:31,439
That makes a lot of sense.

1618
01:15:31,613 --> 01:15:33,528
Does know Bennie
that we're here?

1619
01:15:33,702 --> 01:15:36,836
I just realized,
Bennie's house
is pretty nice.

1620
01:15:37,010 --> 01:15:39,142
[gasps, speaks Spanish]

1621
01:15:39,316 --> 01:15:40,535
Ay...

1622
01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:43,799
[in Spanish]
Did I leave the tag on?

1623
01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:51,328
The only thing that matters
in this world for a couple

1624
01:15:51,502 --> 01:15:54,331
is performance, you know...

1625
01:15:54,505 --> 01:15:57,683
and that kid looks
like he can perform.

1626
01:15:57,857 --> 01:16:01,948
He's about, what, 5'6", 5'7"?

1627
01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:05,560
I don't really see much there,
<i>pero</i> hey, he must be
a nice guy, right?

1628
01:16:05,734 --> 01:16:10,913
[song continues]

1629
01:16:11,087 --> 01:16:13,568
[in Spanish] Maybe
they have their babies.

1630
01:16:15,918 --> 01:16:16,832
Well...

1631
01:16:18,486 --> 01:16:19,922
Okay, wait a second.

1632
01:16:20,096 --> 01:16:23,186
- [Bennie] Maybe later?
- Yes, maybe later.

1633
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:25,188
Babies... <i>no, espérame.</i>

1634
01:16:25,362 --> 01:16:28,061
Cut that out.
[laughs] Cut that out.

1635
01:16:28,235 --> 01:16:30,237
["Dulce como sandia"
continues]

1636
01:16:31,673 --> 01:16:33,414
- <i>¿Y tú?</i>
- What?

1637
01:16:33,588 --> 01:16:35,634
- You wanna marry me?
- That's Bennie's mom's, dog.

1638
01:16:35,808 --> 01:16:37,810
- Put that back.
- You're never gonna
get married, dog.

1639
01:16:37,984 --> 01:16:40,203
You know, maybe I should talk
to Leif about, like,

1640
01:16:40,377 --> 01:16:42,728
creating a video game
with the <i>vatos,</i> and maybe,
you know,

1641
01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:45,426
we can incorporate the car
and then-- and maybe
they can make some money

1642
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:48,429
and finally not be across
the street living in their car, right?

1643
01:16:48,603 --> 01:16:51,606
["Dulce como sandia"
by Jian Xavier Salas continues]

1644
01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:58,918
I was thinking a video game
based in East LA

1645
01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:01,007
would be ama-- would sell.
And they--

1646
01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:03,009
where they drive around

1647
01:17:03,183 --> 01:17:05,968
and maybe steal a car--
each other's cars,

1648
01:17:06,142 --> 01:17:09,232
Put in, like, good music.

1649
01:17:09,406 --> 01:17:12,409
[music continues]

1650
01:17:18,241 --> 01:17:22,768
Tootsie doesn't see color,

1651
01:17:22,942 --> 01:17:25,466
doesn't see race,

1652
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,861
doesn't see if they have
fur or no fur,

1653
01:17:29,035 --> 01:17:31,211
<i>pero</i> she is kind of blind.

1654
01:17:31,385 --> 01:17:34,388
[music continues]

1655
01:17:39,872 --> 01:17:41,700
I'ma show up to the wedding,
and I'ma--

1656
01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:43,527
- I'm gonna wedding crash it.
- You can't do that, my boy.

1657
01:17:43,702 --> 01:17:45,660
You can't do that, my boy.
It's against the rules, my boy.

1658
01:17:45,834 --> 01:17:47,531
- Yeah, you gotta
respect love.
- You gotta respect--

1659
01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:49,316
- <i>Respeto,</i> homie.
- All right, I'll respect.

1660
01:17:49,490 --> 01:17:53,059
You gotta get her
before they get there.

1661
01:17:53,233 --> 01:17:55,409
Does that make any sense?
To, like, the chapel.

1662
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,585
- [music continues]
- [all] Hey, hey, hey, hey...

1663
01:18:06,812 --> 01:18:08,596
[in Spanish] Take a picture!

1664
01:18:08,770 --> 01:18:09,597
[in English] Let's take a
picture of-- that's for you.

1665
01:18:09,771 --> 01:18:11,294
Photo, photo, photo.

1666
01:18:11,468 --> 01:18:13,732
- That's for us.
- [chanting] Photo! Photo!

1667
01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:15,342
[camera clicks]

1668
01:18:15,516 --> 01:18:16,996
[Claudia] <i>I guess I was wrong.</i>

1669
01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:22,610
<i>This was not the story
about how the gringo stole
my dad's Christmas...</i>

1670
01:18:22,784 --> 01:18:24,525
<i>but how my</i> gringuito

1671
01:18:24,699 --> 01:18:26,527
<i>saved our Christmas.</i>

1672
01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:29,356
Feliz Navidad a todos.

1673
01:18:29,530 --> 01:18:31,314
<i>Merry Christmas, everyone!</i>

1674
01:18:33,534 --> 01:18:36,537
["Dulce como sandía"
by Jian Xavier Salas playing]