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最後一瓶了

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讓我們好好享受

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妳看,那隻小松鼠回來了

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小兄弟

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珍,去拿臥室的錢

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我不能再這樣下去了

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什麼?

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我不能一直逃跑

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那我們就不要再逃跑

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親愛的,妳從門廊壓制火力

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若妳能引開他們的注意
我就能從旁夾擊...

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約翰?

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347號!

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嗨嗨,歡迎

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把指甲放入這裡

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看螢幕就可以了嗎?

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妳多高?

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我身高...163公分

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挺胸的話

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妳是哪個種族?

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我是一半日本人,一半...

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蘇格蘭白人

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妳願意接受外派嗎?

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我願意接受外派

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我沒有什麼牽絆

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我做事有條理,會做好準備

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有些人可能會說我是A型人格

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但我自認做事很有效率

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我有碩士學位

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中情局

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我差點進去,但被刷掉了

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這些我都講過了吧

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他們說我有反社會人格傾向

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把指甲放入這裡

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我要按什麼按鈕嗎?

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我183公分

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其實是180公分

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非裔美國人

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當然,沒問題

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有好機會我當然接受外派

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當然

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我常常搬家

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基本訓練

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軍用戰技,像是徒手搏擊術

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無人機

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我不會說那是不榮譽退伍

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但他們要怎麼說隨便他們

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你殺過人嗎?有的話,殺過幾個人?

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一個是意外

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13個是蓄意

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你目前戶頭裡有多少錢?

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我不太想講,但是...

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一萬四

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大概有366美金

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還有一些零錢

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但我不急著用錢

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這題不好回答

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我愛美食

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義大利麵

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或是很好吃的韓式...

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韓式烤肉

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兩個我都喜歡

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你最糟糕的特質是什麼?

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大概是我行事神祕

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我的好勝心

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好勝心太強

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若我沒記錯

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她說我EQ低

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我記得是“冷淡和心機重”

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但就這行來說,算是優點吧?

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“我愛你”?

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大聲說出?

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我跟兩個女人說過,還有我媽

74
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但這算嗎?

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從沒說過

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那種感覺我絕對有過幾次

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{\an8}可以問一個問題嗎?問這個幹嘛?

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嗨

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嗨

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我可以進去嗎?

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可以

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請進

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我是珍

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我是約翰

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史密斯任務

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有張紙條

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“祝你們新婚順利”

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真不錯

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酷喔,有槍

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嘿,妳看

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這把是異形手槍

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有配衡設計...

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能降低後座力,對

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對

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要密碼

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我有看到

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對,就是這個

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謝謝

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好

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“嗨嗨

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“跟蹤這個女人
中午12點去歐賽咖啡廳找她

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“坐吧檯旁,攔截目標包裹

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“送到指定座標,玩得開心”

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不知道她是誰

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可能是外國間諜

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對,或是美國情報員

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反正明天就知道了

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再來要幹嘛?

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這看來是給我們的

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本州駕照、金融卡、持槍執照

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還有結婚證書

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謝謝

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不客氣

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我們結婚了

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看來我們是結婚了

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對

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真奇怪

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–的確很奇怪
–對

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你想睡主臥室嗎?

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靠

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一定是房子附送的

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牠喜歡你

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–妳要不要喝一杯...
–我可以睡客房

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–沒關係,主臥給妳睡
–好

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–我很累了,我要先上去
–沒關係

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–妳去吧
–好

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我去整理東西,東西剛放好

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明天早上見

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–對,早上見
–好

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–很高興認識妳
–我也是

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那正是我需要的,這個挑戰能幫助我

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相信自己

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我好像太低估自己了
但我確實感覺...

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請進

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嘿

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我不知道我們要不要互道晚安

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你沒穿上衣

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對,你們真快變熟

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對

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其實那些盆栽不需要澆水

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會定時澆水

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我有信任問題

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我有應用程式可以判斷...

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有沒有澆太多,我就能...澆少一點

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好

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好

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那就明天見

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好,晚安

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晚安

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剛剛在樓下很熱

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所以我才沒穿上衣

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樓上比較涼

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溫度會上升,妳大概開了冷氣

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我沒有

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00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,293
但我很熱,剛健身完

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–那個...明天聊
–好

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好

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晚安

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{\an8}那邊有一隻很大的小龍蝦

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00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:02,459
{\an8}在哪裡?

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00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:05,251
{\an8}蹲好,魚會被妳嚇跑

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00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:44,043
我們有兩位

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好的,請問有訂位嗎?

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沒有

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00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:49,126
沒問題,請稍候

166
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,209
那好像是她

167
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:11,126
好,很好,座位在這邊

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00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:12,126
好,謝謝

169
00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:20,584
就是這桌

170
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,959
我不喜歡這桌

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對,可以幫我們換到那桌嗎?
那是我們最愛的位子

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00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,001
–當然可以
–謝謝

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00:18:41,126 --> 00:18:42,709
–謝謝妳
–謝謝

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00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,001
嗨,兩位要先點什麼嗎?

175
00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:54,084
可以給我一杯咖啡嗎?
還有一份可頌

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好的

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綠茶

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謝謝

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00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:05,876
她很矮

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00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:09,626
照片看起來比較高一點

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00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:12,918
有沒有看到包裹?

182
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:15,168
還沒

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00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:20,584
那份三明治她吃得真陶醉,天啊

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00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,751
包裹會不會是那份三明治?

185
00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:27,626
不知道...來了

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00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,959
她的手伸進包包裡了

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00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:35,751
只是平板電腦

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00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,126
你看得到嗎?上面寫什麼?

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00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,376
十大獨旅勝地

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00:19:47,293 --> 00:19:49,043
“十大獨旅勝地”

191
00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:54,751
天啊,真抱歉

192
00:19:59,376 --> 00:20:00,251
沒事了

193
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:04,793
–天啊
–嘿

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00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,126
那是...

195
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,418
好,謝謝

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00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,584
謝謝

197
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,334
–多謝
–謝謝

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00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:15,251
–請享用
–謝謝你

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00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:20,376
攝取一堆咖啡因
最有鎮定效果了,對吧?

200
00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:25,668
我可以...問妳一些問題嗎?

201
00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:32,668
妳有申請高風險層級嗎?

202
00:20:34,209 --> 00:20:35,709
有,你呢?

203
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:36,668
有

204
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,459
奇怪,我以為...

205
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:46,126
我預想中的初次任務跟這不太一樣

206
00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:48,084
你以為會怎樣?

207
00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:51,126
不知道,例如...

208
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,251
有雷射那些,更火爆一點...

209
00:20:57,084 --> 00:20:58,251
就是更...

210
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,001
應該只是先讓我們慢慢習慣

211
00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:05,376
新人都是從跟監做起

212
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:07,543
對

213
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:13,293
他們怎麼找到妳的?

214
00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:18,251
招募,他們怎麼招募妳的?

215
00:21:19,501 --> 00:21:20,418
有一封電郵

216
00:21:21,126 --> 00:21:21,959
電子郵件?

217
00:21:22,418 --> 00:21:24,126
–那封電子郵件?
–對

218
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:26,668
“嗨嗨”

219
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:29,209
對,“嗨嗨”

220
00:21:29,876 --> 00:21:30,709
對

221
00:21:30,918 --> 00:21:32,626
我覺得很奇怪

222
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,834
到最後一次面試
他們才提到我們會有搭檔

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00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,959
對啊

224
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:40,876
但這招滿聰明的

225
00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:41,793
為什麼?

226
00:21:43,668 --> 00:21:45,501
夫婦比較不引人注目

227
00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:50,001
如果你會依賴搭檔,比較不容易叛變

228
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:52,043
這是蘇聯國安局的老招

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00:21:53,626 --> 00:21:54,459
酷喔

230
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真浪漫

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00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,709
所以...

232
00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:14,459
–這是妳第一次來紐約嗎?
–不是

233
00:22:19,918 --> 00:22:21,501
妳之前用什麼名字?

234
00:22:23,293 --> 00:22:24,459
不是珍

235
00:22:29,209 --> 00:22:30,209
好

236
00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:35,918
我只是在找話題,只是想...

237
00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:37,834
抱歉

238
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,168
你殺過人嗎?

239
00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:44,584
好問題

240
00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:50,043
沒有,不算有

241
00:22:50,043 --> 00:22:51,376
–真的嗎?
–沒有

242
00:22:53,334 --> 00:22:54,168
妳呢?

243
00:22:55,751 --> 00:22:56,793
我像殺過人嗎?

244
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,251
–有一點
–哪有

245
00:22:59,251 --> 00:23:01,543
有喔,妳的眼睛殺氣很重

246
00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:03,209
什麼意思?

247
00:23:03,209 --> 00:23:05,709
妳有掠食者的眼睛,眼距比較近

248
00:23:05,709 --> 00:23:07,668
–什麼?
–獵物的眼睛都長在兩側

249
00:23:07,668 --> 00:23:09,126
掠食者長這樣

250
00:23:09,584 --> 00:23:11,918
你在說什麼?我的眼距哪有很近

251
00:23:11,918 --> 00:23:13,251
你的眼距才近

252
00:23:19,126 --> 00:23:19,959
所以...

253
00:23:20,751 --> 00:23:21,584
怎樣?

254
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,084
妳來過紐約

255
00:23:26,084 --> 00:23:28,376
當時來幹嘛?來做什麼?

256
00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:33,126
那是校外教學

257
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:39,209
我還脫隊行動
就為了跟戀童癖吃鬆餅

258
00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:41,418
什麼?

259
00:23:41,793 --> 00:23:43,501
–靠
–妳是什麼意思?

260
00:23:44,209 --> 00:23:45,584
她要離開了,跟上

261
00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:48,001
得走了,你有現金嗎?

262
00:23:48,001 --> 00:23:49,376
有,我有現金

263
00:24:26,168 --> 00:24:27,376
有人來見她

264
00:24:29,626 --> 00:24:30,793
這裡可能是交貨點

265
00:24:32,084 --> 00:24:33,376
他有拿東西嗎?

266
00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:37,334
我沒看到包裹

267
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:39,959
看起來是私事

268
00:24:40,626 --> 00:24:41,876
可能是她兒子

269
00:24:42,626 --> 00:24:43,959
可能是她男友

270
00:24:47,459 --> 00:24:48,293
怎樣?

271
00:24:51,126 --> 00:24:52,918
–我以為妳在開玩笑
–不是

272
00:24:57,459 --> 00:24:58,293
我覺得不像

273
00:25:06,876 --> 00:25:08,043
所以妳是...

274
00:25:09,918 --> 00:25:12,793
前聯調局或中情局探員嗎?

275
00:25:15,334 --> 00:25:16,501
算是吧

276
00:25:20,793 --> 00:25:21,876
是被踢出來的嗎?

277
00:25:25,043 --> 00:25:26,168
算是吧

278
00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:31,959
妳得透露一點

279
00:25:32,376 --> 00:25:33,334
我跟你不熟

280
00:25:33,751 --> 00:25:34,959
對,但我們結婚了

281
00:25:36,876 --> 00:25:37,959
能不能先別吵架?

282
00:25:40,293 --> 00:25:41,876
能講一些基本的嗎?

283
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,959
好吧

284
00:25:47,876 --> 00:25:49,376
–像是什麼?
–像是...

285
00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:53,959
我會倒垃圾,但我不喜歡燙衣服

286
00:25:55,793 --> 00:25:56,626
好

287
00:25:58,834 --> 00:26:00,501
我喜歡靠閱讀助眠

288
00:26:02,543 --> 00:26:04,251
我會邊做飯邊洗碗

289
00:26:06,751 --> 00:26:08,376
–軍隊帶的
–我媽教的

290
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,334
你最糟糕的特質是什麼?

291
00:26:12,001 --> 00:26:13,376
我一定要辯贏

292
00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:16,001
–不會吧
–沒錯

293
00:26:16,001 --> 00:26:18,918
–完了
–我懂,這很討厭,我一定是對的

294
00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:20,543
我知道

295
00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:28,084
這段婚姻有一個還不錯的開始
實在太棒了

296
00:26:28,084 --> 00:26:29,709
–對
–對

297
00:26:32,209 --> 00:26:34,084
如果我們失敗會怎麼樣?

298
00:26:34,584 --> 00:26:35,459
我們的婚姻嗎?

299
00:26:35,459 --> 00:26:36,376
我們的任務

300
00:26:40,459 --> 00:26:41,293
我們不會失敗

301
00:26:48,293 --> 00:26:51,418
包裹可能就是那筆錢?

302
00:26:52,084 --> 00:26:52,918
有可能?

303
00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:54,959
不知道,很難說

304
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:08,876
好喔

305
00:27:09,334 --> 00:27:10,418
好吧

306
00:27:10,418 --> 00:27:12,334
–你看看
–好

307
00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:16,001
–沒關係
–唉呀呀

308
00:27:16,293 --> 00:27:17,126
我錯了

309
00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,459
–是嗎?
–對,我錯了

310
00:27:20,293 --> 00:27:21,626
但至少我不介意

311
00:27:21,626 --> 00:27:24,543
而且我堅持自己的推測
那樣想並沒有錯

312
00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:25,918
當然沒有錯

313
00:27:25,918 --> 00:27:27,918
–我不是混蛋,好嗎?
–對

314
00:27:28,751 --> 00:27:30,209
我只是希望她幸福

315
00:27:30,209 --> 00:27:31,918
我沒看過比她幸福的女人

316
00:27:34,001 --> 00:27:35,084
我不是混蛋

317
00:27:35,084 --> 00:27:37,668
你完全不是,她起身了

318
00:28:43,168 --> 00:28:49,126
櫻桃巷劇院

319
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:58,293
一定就是這裡

320
00:28:58,293 --> 00:28:59,251
對

321
00:28:59,251 --> 00:29:01,751
我來吸引注意,妳混進去

322
00:29:02,126 --> 00:29:03,459
你要去引開他們的注意?

323
00:29:03,459 --> 00:29:05,376
對,我會發簡訊給妳

324
00:29:06,126 --> 00:29:06,959
好

325
00:29:08,293 --> 00:29:10,501
–我沒有...
–你沒有我的號碼

326
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,418
–還是妳給我...
–或...

327
00:29:15,251 --> 00:29:17,418
–好,我們自己輸入
–對...

328
00:29:35,918 --> 00:29:39,376
我應該說清楚,我不是來談戀愛的

329
00:29:41,793 --> 00:29:45,626
我只是要幫妳戴耳機

330
00:29:47,793 --> 00:29:48,626
對不起

331
00:29:48,626 --> 00:29:49,709
–可以嗎?
–可以

332
00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:51,459
–對不起
–不,我才要道歉

333
00:29:51,459 --> 00:29:53,959
–可以嗎?我什麼都沒說,是我的錯
–沒事

334
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,418
–你戴吧,我以為你...
–我知道

335
00:29:58,168 --> 00:30:00,043
–妳想自己戴嗎?
–麻煩你了

336
00:30:00,043 --> 00:30:01,001
好

337
00:30:04,709 --> 00:30:06,168
–戴好了
–好

338
00:30:07,043 --> 00:30:08,668
–謝謝
–不客氣

339
00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:11,876
–那是...
–對

340
00:30:14,001 --> 00:30:15,918
很好,約翰史密斯

341
00:30:17,793 --> 00:30:18,626
好

342
00:30:24,501 --> 00:30:25,834
我想買一張票

343
00:30:25,834 --> 00:30:27,543
先生,票不是跟我買

344
00:30:27,543 --> 00:30:30,251
–什麼意思?
–這不是電影院

345
00:30:31,168 --> 00:30:32,084
這裡只有一張票

346
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,334
媽,妳的票呢?

347
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,418
被妳拿走了

348
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,543
媽,妳的票在哪?

349
00:30:39,251 --> 00:30:40,126
我不認識妳

350
00:30:40,334 --> 00:30:41,543
好的

351
00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:43,543
麻煩你幫我媽找她的票

352
00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:46,293
我要進去幫我爸,她瘋瘋的

353
00:30:48,584 --> 00:30:53,043
現在一隻手無法掌握妳了,瑪莉
妳胖了快四公斤

354
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,501
我變得太胖...

355
00:30:57,501 --> 00:30:58,459
妳聽得到嗎?

356
00:31:00,543 --> 00:31:01,418
珍?

357
00:31:04,584 --> 00:31:06,501
我剛發現這個計畫的缺陷

358
00:31:06,709 --> 00:31:08,501
不好意思,抱歉

359
00:31:08,918 --> 00:31:09,834
發簡訊給我

360
00:31:10,459 --> 00:31:11,918
我真的要瘦一點

361
00:31:15,126 --> 00:31:17,126
所以妳早餐才吃這麼少嗎?

362
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:18,668
我進來了

363
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:20,459
這麼一點?我以為我吃很多

364
00:31:21,168 --> 00:31:22,001
有動靜嗎?

365
00:31:22,959 --> 00:31:24,959
還沒

366
00:31:27,501 --> 00:31:30,084
這女的真的只是來看戲?

367
00:31:30,459 --> 00:31:32,584
那樣做的人最後一定都會

368
00:31:32,584 --> 00:31:34,959
死於消化不良

369
00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:41,418
好喔,明明一開始還挺刺激的

370
00:31:44,001 --> 00:31:47,459
舞台劇大概更精采
聽起來高潮迭起呢

371
00:31:53,709 --> 00:31:59,668
之前在咖啡廳
妳說妳跟戀童癖去吃鬆餅

372
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:03,876
是真的嗎?還是在唬我?

373
00:32:11,043 --> 00:32:16,043
真的,我當時14歲

374
00:32:16,043 --> 00:32:17,376
是怎麼回事?

375
00:32:21,709 --> 00:32:25,709
有個叫情場高手的人約我

376
00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:30,584
和我朋友黛娜去吃鬆餅

377
00:32:30,584 --> 00:32:34,293
情場高手?真的嗎?我覺得妳在唬我

378
00:32:34,876 --> 00:32:36,251
他幾歲?

379
00:32:38,126 --> 00:32:38,959
40多歲

380
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:44,043
接近50歲

381
00:32:45,168 --> 00:32:48,251
是嗎?感覺像在瞎掰

382
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:55,168
真的,我們很餓,那裡也是公共場所

383
00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,168
反正公共場所不會出事嘛

384
00:32:59,918 --> 00:33:01,418
尤其是在紐約

385
00:33:02,334 --> 00:33:04,376
然後呢?

386
00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:10,626
我們把鬆餅吃完,還讓他買單

387
00:33:13,043 --> 00:33:14,959
還不錯啊

388
00:33:15,709 --> 00:33:17,001
吃完以後呢?

389
00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:25,918
我們就直接說再見
他走掉後我們倆快笑死了

390
00:33:27,293 --> 00:33:29,543
等他走掉才笑出來,滿貼心的

391
00:33:30,459 --> 00:33:31,918
不會傷到他的心

392
00:33:32,418 --> 00:33:37,418
我們沒那麼殘忍,約翰

393
00:33:41,834 --> 00:33:45,084
我沒說妳和黛娜很殘忍

394
00:33:45,751 --> 00:33:47,584
我不知道這是真是假

395
00:33:47,584 --> 00:33:50,168
若是真的,我大概已經摸透妳了

396
00:33:51,376 --> 00:33:52,876
妳何必來看戲?

397
00:33:52,876 --> 00:33:54,168
–靠
–什麼?

398
00:33:54,376 --> 00:33:55,209
怎麼了?

399
00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:56,668
她要離開了

400
00:33:58,126 --> 00:33:59,209
東西在她手上

401
00:33:59,209 --> 00:34:00,126
什麼時候拿到的?

402
00:34:00,126 --> 00:34:01,626
在衣帽間拿的

403
00:34:01,626 --> 00:34:02,876
東西長什麼樣?

404
00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:04,751
裝在棕色紙箱裡

405
00:34:10,168 --> 00:34:11,418
好,我們該怎麼辦?

406
00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:13,668
不知道,讓我思考一下

407
00:34:14,043 --> 00:34:17,876
他們叫我們馬上攔截包裹
要直接搶走嗎?

408
00:34:18,959 --> 00:34:20,876
不行,不能那麼明目張膽

409
00:34:21,543 --> 00:34:22,834
好吧,那要怎麼做?

410
00:34:25,626 --> 00:34:27,376
好,我去引開她的注意

411
00:34:27,376 --> 00:34:29,918
我有個點子,妳先盯著她

412
00:34:35,251 --> 00:34:37,876
好,我在盯著她,她要下樓了

413
00:34:39,793 --> 00:34:41,709
我找不到鑰匙

414
00:34:41,709 --> 00:34:45,001
她走進手機店,你在哪?

415
00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:46,626
你在幹嘛,約翰?

416
00:34:52,334 --> 00:34:53,709
她買了安卓手機

417
00:34:55,668 --> 00:34:57,209
她正在打電話

418
00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:01,793
好,她加快腳步了,我們得動作快

419
00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:04,793
約翰,你在聽嗎?

420
00:35:06,168 --> 00:35:07,584
那樣的箱子你還有嗎?

421
00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:08,876
只是沒有商標?

422
00:35:10,668 --> 00:35:12,709
她在移動,約翰,你聽得到嗎?

423
00:35:12,709 --> 00:35:15,168
好,我還需要一點時間

424
00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:18,293
要是她在安排交貨呢?

425
00:35:20,626 --> 00:35:21,959
要是她...

426
00:35:22,834 --> 00:35:25,918
要是對方就在附近
我們得馬上把箱子搶過來

427
00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:28,751
約翰

428
00:35:31,418 --> 00:35:32,376
被你弄亂了

429
00:35:32,376 --> 00:35:34,376
–這箱子可以給我嗎?
–不行

430
00:35:35,043 --> 00:35:37,001
如果我買這個呢?我買這個

431
00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:38,584
謝了

432
00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:41,709
她剛把手機丟掉

433
00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:43,543
你在幹嘛?

434
00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:47,459
天啊,約翰!你在買東西?

435
00:35:48,751 --> 00:35:51,126
就這樣...不用找了

436
00:35:51,709 --> 00:35:52,709
謝謝

437
00:35:54,334 --> 00:35:55,834
她從百老匯街出口走了

438
00:35:57,168 --> 00:35:58,501
好,她要離開了

439
00:36:20,501 --> 00:36:21,334
拿著箱子

440
00:36:22,751 --> 00:36:24,209
她會往左邊閃

441
00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:30,709
喂,老兄

442
00:36:32,751 --> 00:36:35,793
你敢再跟我女兒說話
我就揍扁你這個王八蛋

443
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:37,084
我會揍死你

444
00:36:37,834 --> 00:36:39,709
–小心點
–對不起

445
00:36:39,709 --> 00:36:42,126
–對不起
–妳哪根筋不對?

446
00:36:56,168 --> 00:36:59,501
這樣才像話,高風險

447
00:36:59,501 --> 00:37:03,293
東西被你踢翻後
那個可憐蟲臉上的表情

448
00:37:04,084 --> 00:37:06,251
我知道,我怎麼說的?我有說話

449
00:37:06,251 --> 00:37:08,334
你提到你的女兒

450
00:37:08,709 --> 00:37:10,459
–是嗎?
–沒錯,為什麼?

451
00:37:10,459 --> 00:37:11,668
不知道

452
00:37:11,959 --> 00:37:13,334
我可能是...

453
00:37:13,334 --> 00:37:16,543
有人要保護女兒
這是天經地義的事吧?

454
00:37:16,876 --> 00:37:18,584
–那招不錯
–感覺很棒

455
00:37:19,126 --> 00:37:19,959
感覺很棒

456
00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:23,584
你覺得裡面是什麼?

457
00:37:24,501 --> 00:37:25,626
重量不輕

458
00:37:26,459 --> 00:37:29,584
可能是軍用武器

459
00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:33,709
加密設備或解碼器嗎?

460
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:34,626
也許

461
00:37:37,376 --> 00:37:39,459
你覺得他們是誰?那間公司

462
00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:44,251
誰在乎,我們有室內泳池

463
00:37:44,251 --> 00:37:45,834
說實在...

464
00:37:46,209 --> 00:37:47,959
現在這個世道

465
00:37:47,959 --> 00:37:49,709
有工作就要偷笑了

466
00:37:57,418 --> 00:38:00,293
我有個問題,妳為什麼要加入?

467
00:38:00,293 --> 00:38:01,918
如果不是要談戀愛

468
00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:04,834
妳幹嘛加入?

469
00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,376
其他地方都不收我

470
00:38:12,334 --> 00:38:13,334
還有免費的舞台劇看

471
00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:14,918
–免費的舞台劇?
–對

472
00:38:19,793 --> 00:38:21,501
如果這能讓妳感覺好一點

473
00:38:23,959 --> 00:38:25,459
也沒有地方願意收我

474
00:38:27,626 --> 00:38:28,459
我好一點了

475
00:38:43,668 --> 00:38:45,001
我們在法律上是夫婦?

476
00:38:46,709 --> 00:38:48,501
不會,完全不會

477
00:38:49,918 --> 00:38:51,001
我不介意

478
00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:55,918
你願意完全切斷過去嗎?

479
00:38:58,209 --> 00:39:00,168
不能跟任何人聯絡?

480
00:39:02,584 --> 00:39:03,876
包括我媽?

481
00:39:08,293 --> 00:39:09,918
不會,我沒問題

482
00:39:11,084 --> 00:39:13,209
不用跟我爸聯絡,又有錢拿?

483
00:39:14,043 --> 00:39:15,084
名字要簽在哪?

484
00:39:24,334 --> 00:39:25,168
就是這裡?

485
00:39:25,751 --> 00:39:27,376
對,這裡是座標上的地方

486
00:39:48,209 --> 00:39:49,084
有人在嗎?

487
00:40:07,251 --> 00:40:10,043
嗨,我們有包裹要送

488
00:40:13,959 --> 00:40:15,293
有包裹

489
00:40:16,084 --> 00:40:17,501
我們在後面

490
00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:21,709
謝謝

491
00:40:37,084 --> 00:40:39,626
那些一定要放在暖氣燈下面

492
00:40:39,626 --> 00:40:42,209
親愛的,蘆筍別放太多鹽,拜託

493
00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:45,209
史蒂芬,別再看冰箱了,去穿褲子

494
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,501
拜託你,史蒂芬!

495
00:40:48,751 --> 00:40:50,168
來得剛剛好

496
00:41:00,751 --> 00:41:01,918
老天

497
00:41:14,959 --> 00:41:16,584
東西有點受損

498
00:41:16,584 --> 00:41:18,626
也許可以打五折優惠?

499
00:41:19,084 --> 00:41:21,668
他們不會扣你們錢,對吧?

500
00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:24,876
–不會
–不會吧

501
00:41:24,876 --> 00:41:27,459
好,你們要喝點什麼嗎?

502
00:41:28,251 --> 00:41:31,376
–好
–不了,我們有其他貨要送

503
00:41:31,959 --> 00:41:35,084
好,那樣的話,那邊有後門可以出去

504
00:41:35,084 --> 00:41:36,501
–謝謝
–謝謝

505
00:41:36,501 --> 00:41:39,668
蘇珊,再提醒妳鹽不要放太多
我...跟妳說三次了

506
00:41:58,293 --> 00:41:59,126
一個蛋糕?

507
00:41:59,376 --> 00:42:01,209
我們不該談論

508
00:42:01,959 --> 00:42:02,834
我知道,但是...

509
00:42:02,834 --> 00:42:04,584
我們不該談論

510
00:42:05,418 --> 00:42:06,418
借過

511
00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:09,501
先生,請等一下

512
00:42:09,501 --> 00:42:11,584
那個蛋糕最好是好吃得要命

513
00:42:11,584 --> 00:42:14,001
他們大概是外交官
蛋糕裡的某種材料

514
00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:17,001
–在美國買不到
–但幹嘛要我們...

515
00:43:04,001 --> 00:43:05,376
智障

516
00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:14,793
我們看到嫌犯了

517
00:43:15,209 --> 00:43:17,459
–我們在追嫌犯
–快走

518
00:43:35,584 --> 00:43:36,418
嘿!

519
00:43:36,793 --> 00:43:38,084
嘿,你們要幹嘛...

520
00:43:40,001 --> 00:43:40,834
動作快

521
00:43:43,918 --> 00:43:45,168
約翰,快點!

522
00:44:16,918 --> 00:44:17,918
手給我

523
00:44:22,459 --> 00:44:24,251
把垃圾拿去倒,那些處理掉

524
00:44:24,251 --> 00:44:25,376
–好
–麻煩了

525
00:44:28,084 --> 00:44:29,876
–外面還有其他人
–靠

526
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:30,793
她沒事吧

527
00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,668
–我去找人幫忙
–快去幫忙,拜託

528
00:44:34,168 --> 00:44:35,126
救命!

529
00:44:43,876 --> 00:44:44,793
妳沒事吧?

530
00:44:45,668 --> 00:44:46,501
沒事

531
00:44:47,334 --> 00:44:48,168
你呢?

532
00:44:51,709 --> 00:44:52,543
沒事

533
00:45:03,126 --> 00:45:05,251
我爬窗戶,妳走前門

534
00:45:05,251 --> 00:45:06,334
–好的
–好

535
00:45:06,334 --> 00:45:07,751
我們家裡見

536
00:45:29,751 --> 00:45:31,251
慢慢習慣咧

537
00:45:31,876 --> 00:45:32,709
對啊

538
00:45:43,834 --> 00:45:44,668
好喔

539
00:45:45,626 --> 00:45:46,543
–走吧
–再見

540
00:45:50,043 --> 00:45:50,876
嘿

541
00:45:52,501 --> 00:45:53,418
要小心

542
00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:46,168
住家爆炸,九人喪命

543
00:46:49,376 --> 00:46:50,209
珍?

544
00:46:50,709 --> 00:46:51,709
妳是珍嗎?

545
00:47:49,001 --> 00:47:52,334
我來說晚安
結果躺在床上就起不來了

546
00:48:07,876 --> 00:48:09,293
這張床很讚

547
00:48:11,584 --> 00:48:12,418
馬毛做的

548
00:48:14,126 --> 00:48:14,959
什麼?

549
00:48:18,126 --> 00:48:19,626
這是用馬毛做的

550
00:48:23,793 --> 00:48:25,418
怎麼弄來的?

551
00:48:27,793 --> 00:48:29,459
應該是剔下來的

552
00:48:38,168 --> 00:48:40,001
所以你還是不好奇嗎?

553
00:48:43,293 --> 00:48:45,543
工作做完了,任務完成了

554
00:48:45,918 --> 00:48:47,501
上頭交代的都做了

555
00:48:48,668 --> 00:48:50,668
要是我們多待了30秒呢?

556
00:48:50,668 --> 00:48:51,584
這是高風險層級

557
00:48:52,751 --> 00:48:54,251
這是我們當初同意的

558
00:48:57,418 --> 00:48:58,251
對吧

559
00:49:10,626 --> 00:49:11,918
我們得幫這隻貓取名

560
00:49:13,001 --> 00:49:13,834
麥斯

561
00:49:16,126 --> 00:49:16,959
山謬?

562
00:49:17,918 --> 00:49:19,001
我喜歡山謬

563
00:49:19,001 --> 00:49:22,793
不,我覺得...麥斯比較...

564
00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:26,626
麥斯聽起來像狗的名字

565
00:49:26,918 --> 00:49:29,209
貓的名字要有點貴族氣息

566
00:49:29,209 --> 00:49:32,293
我們可以各退一步
一定有個名字是我們都可以...

567
00:49:32,293 --> 00:49:34,501
我喜歡妥協,真的

568
00:49:34,668 --> 00:49:38,834
我等不及要在其他事情上妥協了
除了麥斯的名字以外

569
00:49:44,584 --> 00:49:46,001
麥斯是妳養的貓

570
00:49:47,709 --> 00:49:50,126
妳從家裡帶來的?

571
00:49:51,459 --> 00:49:52,293
對

572
00:49:58,334 --> 00:50:01,459
我就知道...果然是妳養的貓

573
00:50:21,668 --> 00:50:22,501
我騙了妳

574
00:50:24,501 --> 00:50:25,626
在咖啡廳時

575
00:50:26,209 --> 00:50:27,376
我殺過人

576
00:50:30,751 --> 00:50:33,334
我操縱過阿富汗的第一批無人機

577
00:50:36,959 --> 00:50:38,251
這並不光彩

578
00:50:53,459 --> 00:50:55,168
我要回房間了

579
00:51:05,918 --> 00:51:06,751
嘿

580
00:51:12,209 --> 00:51:15,418
跟情場高手去吃鬆餅是黛娜的主意

581
00:51:18,001 --> 00:51:20,168
全程我都很害怕

582
00:51:24,543 --> 00:51:25,418
好

583
00:51:28,501 --> 00:51:29,376
晚安,珍

584
00:51:31,043 --> 00:51:31,918
晚安,約翰

585
00:51:44,918 --> 00:51:45,751
好

586
00:51:46,959 --> 00:51:49,793
哇!所以是全新的人生

587
00:51:57,668 --> 00:51:58,626
我可以接受

588
00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:18,126
謹此紀念麥可斯洛恩
最敢講真話的人

589
00:52:36,168 --> 00:52:38,001
–別碰那個!
–別碰那個!

590
00:52:40,168 --> 00:52:42,751
–他剛把一顆炸藥丟到地上嗎?
–我們...

591
00:52:45,126 --> 00:52:47,251
本季預告

592
00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:48,584
所以你們是同事?

593
00:52:48,584 --> 00:52:49,501
–沒錯
–對

594
00:52:49,501 --> 00:52:51,043
請問兩位從事什麼職業?

595
00:52:53,876 --> 00:52:56,126
–我們是電腦軟體工程師
–軟體工程師

596
00:52:58,668 --> 00:53:01,334
我們賺到某個金額就分道揚鑣

597
00:53:01,334 --> 00:53:02,251
沒問題

598
00:53:03,918 --> 00:53:06,334
你們倆的親密關係如何?

599
00:53:10,001 --> 00:53:11,418
–很順利
–很順利

600
00:53:13,668 --> 00:53:17,126
我知道這對你們來說
是某種扭曲的蜜月

601
00:53:20,501 --> 00:53:21,418
這就是你的吃相

602
00:53:24,126 --> 00:53:26,251
你是想跟我睡,還是幫我挽回婚姻?

603
00:53:26,626 --> 00:53:28,376
–我不想失敗
–我們不會失敗的

604
00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:29,376
跪下

605
00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:31,668
16樓!

606
00:53:34,876 --> 00:53:36,376
不會太糟吧?

607
00:53:36,876 --> 00:53:38,834
其實滿糟的

608
00:53:38,834 --> 00:53:40,001
任務失敗
累計一次失敗,還有兩次機會

609
00:53:41,876 --> 00:53:44,418
他不知道你們是否真的契合

610
00:53:44,751 --> 00:53:48,001
婚姻就像你蓋的房子
有時你的品味會變

611
00:53:48,668 --> 00:53:50,084
我發誓絕對不會殺了妳

612
00:53:50,334 --> 00:53:51,584
看不出你是不是在說笑

613
00:55:12,126 --> 00:55:14,126
字幕翻譯:陳廷倫

614
00:55:14,126 --> 00:55:16,209
創意監督
紀彥宇