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嗨

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新駕照、金融卡

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和結婚證書

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妳有申請高風險層級嗎?

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–有
–我也有

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腳給妳處理,手交給我

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可以先把頭蓋起來嗎?

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天啊!

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任務失敗
累計一次失敗,還有兩次機會

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要不要做個約定?

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我們賺到某個金額後

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就分道揚鑣?

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好,沒問題

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約翰!

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你不能那樣擅自行動

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妳真的會在乎我?

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我是真的非常在乎你

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“嗨嗨

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“享受你們的休假日”

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今天真美好

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對啊

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我喜歡散步

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{\an8}妳懂的

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{\an8}出來走走

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對,不是一直跑

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要不要買點紅酒?

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我們有滿滿一屋子的紅酒

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只有鋁罐裝的

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我喜歡偶爾出來買東西

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那是我最愛的,請享用

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我們花園的甜椒

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–其實很好吃...
–別說了

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–怎樣?
–我不吃那裡種出來的菜

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我一直偷偷加進妳的食物裡

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你很噁心

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–妳吃過紅瓜了
–別鬧了

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這些菜賣相真好

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–剛進貨嗎?
–沒錯

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看起來好可口,是有機的嗎?

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–是有機的,沒錯
–是嗎?

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這能用來做西班牙冷湯嗎?

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可以

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露妮?

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–不會吧
–妳好嗎?

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–天啊
–對啊

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天啊

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–最近怎麼樣?
–天啊,不敢相信

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–嘿
–嗨

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–你好嗎?
–我很好

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過多久了?

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–真的太久了
–太久了

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很高興見到妳

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你氣色很好

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–謝謝,妳也不錯
–謝謝

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嘿,這是我太太

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–妳好
–嗨

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–我是露妮
–幸會

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幸會

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這是班傑明

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–嘿,你好嗎,班傑明?
–嗨

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–嗨
–你幾歲了?

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–六歲
–六歲?

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你真的很用心在挑番茄

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–這年紀很棒
–沒錯

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–對
–對

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你們住城裡嗎?

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–對
–對,她剛剛...

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她剛升官,所以我們搬過來

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哇,妳從事什麼行業?

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軟體設計

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像是使用者介面之類的

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那種東西

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太厲害了

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–恭喜
–謝謝

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–妳還在拍美食嗎?
–對

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我現在是美術指導

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好酷

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是啊

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–好酷
–對啊

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真的很高興遇到你們

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–對
–很高興認識妳

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–很高興見到妳
–我得走了

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–好
–說再見

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再見

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–再見,班傑明
–再見

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–小孩很可愛
–對

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她好亮眼

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其實我真的很佩服你

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為什麼?

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雖然那樣沒什麼不對,只是...

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我以為你會介意那種事情

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很高興你不在意

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妳在說什麼?

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她只有一隻手

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什麼?妳在說什麼?

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–你在開玩笑嗎?
–沒有

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她只有一隻手

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–她有兩隻手
–她只有一隻手

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你們交往時她有兩隻手嗎?

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對

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麻煩這個給我三個

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你不記得交往過的女生
是不是只有一隻手?

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她...等等

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等等,你們上過床嗎?

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有,我是說...

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我們就只有上床
那是我們感情的根基

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好,但你們做愛時你沒有注意到

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在你身上的是一隻手
還是兩隻手?那樣很...

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–她有兩隻手
–天啊

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你不知道,真可悲

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可以幫我切好嗎?

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沒問題

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謝謝

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他是我們的新鄰居

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約翰!約翰史密斯!

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這不是我點的飲料

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什麼?

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–這不是我點的飲料
–你叫什麼名字?

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約翰史密斯

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這是約翰史密斯點的飲料

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但這不是我點的

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你點什麼?

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我點了普通的柳橙汁,橙汁啊

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不敗經典款

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我等15分鐘了

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好,這杯是給約翰史密斯的

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–我知道你說的...
–我是約翰

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那是我的飲料嗎?

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窈窕綠菜汁加杏仁醬?

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沒錯

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–謝謝
–不客氣

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所以...

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–剛剛是怎麼回事?
–那個人爛透了

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就是這麼回事,但是...

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我們可能是撞名了

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你點了橙汁?

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我看到有人過來拿走

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–真的?
–對

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他看起來很得意

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先生?

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–不用,你不必...
–沒關係,你想喝什麼?

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約翰史密斯

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我幫你點一杯
我自己要續杯,橙汁嗎?

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好,多謝了

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好,一杯橙汁

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–然後這個再來一杯
–沒問題

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史密斯任務

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六到七年

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這...

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還是很好玩嗎?你...

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–什麼?老兄
–像是...

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我還是很喜歡

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約翰,看看四周

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好了

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現在看看我們

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–好
–好嗎?別誤會我的意思

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一路走來

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也有遇到困難,但你只要

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專注在目標上,努力熬過,到最後

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你會受一點小傷,但是...

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約翰,這樣的人生棒極了

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–我只是說說,我認為...
–嘿

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–嘿,妳好
–嗨

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這位一定是你的珍

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–對
–她很可愛

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你運氣真好

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謝了,對,她很漂亮

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我是約翰

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珍

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他也姓史密斯

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他是同類

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什麼?

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–對
–哇

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對

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–另一個史密斯
–對

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你遇過其他的史密斯嗎?

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有,我在外工作時遇過幾位

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但這是第一次巧遇

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–哇
–對

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我知道,我們...

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–我們在買果汁
–很誇張吧?

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工作來了

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–沒事,你去接
–失陪一下

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超扯的,他知道好多情報,他...

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他好像認為這是

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911情報組織

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因為這組織已經存在15年了

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好

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我們應該這麼辦

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一起吃晚餐

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你們能認識我的珍

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我們可以聊聊工作,喝兩杯

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放鬆一下,一定很好玩

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–好
–很好

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聽起來很棒,時間給你挑

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今晚如何?

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–今晚?
–對,怎樣?

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–你們有其他計畫嗎?
–沒有,我...

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–應該沒問題
–對

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–沒問題
–我可以

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好...

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你的手機

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對,你不知道我們住哪

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你有我的電話了

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傳你的地址給我,我們七點到

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我會帶一瓶陳年烈酒

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–沒問題
–可以嗎?

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–好,當然可以
–很好

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很高興認識你們

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–很高興認識你
–很高興認識你,謝了

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親愛的,妳不會相信...

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好,所以他們今晚要來我們家

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–我想再逛一圈
–好

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買點其他東西

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好,我們應該買甜點

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對,甜點,我好像看到一些...

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那裡有我愛吃的杏桃

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杏桃?

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妳...

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會緊張嗎?

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不會

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一點點

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很酷的是他們倆都是史密斯

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–所以我們不必有顧忌
–對

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對,你說得對

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對了,妳這樣穿很好看

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–是嗎?
–很可愛

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–不會太過頭嗎?
–不會

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–穿這樣?
–我覺得不會

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這是情侶裝

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我們都穿高領毛衣

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–我應該去換衣服
–不必

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–要
–不要換

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絕對不要換

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–嘿
–嗨

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珍,這是珍

237
00:09:59,584 --> 00:10:01,376
你好,很高興見到你

238
00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:02,418
很高興見到你

239
00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:04,501
–妳好嗎?
–嗨,很高興見到你

240
00:10:04,501 --> 00:10:05,834
–嗨
–很高興見到你

241
00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:08,251
–天啊
–謝謝

242
00:10:10,418 --> 00:10:12,626
–這裡真髒!
–對啊,這裡很棒

243
00:10:13,043 --> 00:10:15,293
–兩位...
–地段也無可挑剔

244
00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:16,834
–對,真漂亮
–很漂亮

245
00:10:17,043 --> 00:10:18,418
–謝謝
–聞起來真香

246
00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:21,209
–那都是...約翰的手藝
–對

247
00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:23,501
你們想喝點什麼嗎?

248
00:10:23,501 --> 00:10:24,709
我們帶了這瓶酒

249
00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,459
很像日本的名牌威士忌

250
00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:28,959
–謝謝
–非常感謝

251
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,001
不必跟我們道謝

252
00:10:30,001 --> 00:10:31,126
是老闆送的

253
00:10:31,126 --> 00:10:34,876
數量稀少的好酒,只適合愛冒險的人

254
00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:37,376
所以我們覺得很適合這個場合

255
00:10:39,459 --> 00:10:40,709
–“請享用”
–真簡短

256
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,918
真簡短,沒有話中話

257
00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:44,876
都沒有

258
00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:46,376
你們會收到訊息?

259
00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,543
–對啊
–對

260
00:10:48,543 --> 00:10:50,084
我們失敗過一次,現在...

261
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,251
–都會收到訊息
–其實

262
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,293
那不算是...

263
00:10:52,293 --> 00:10:54,001
那算是技術問題

264
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,543
我們本來該做一件事

265
00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:56,543
–結果...
–對

266
00:10:56,543 --> 00:10:58,418
那不是我們的錯

267
00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,626
–我們沒發生過這種事
–對

268
00:11:02,126 --> 00:11:03,876
對...你們懂

269
00:11:03,876 --> 00:11:05,418
–只有一次
–我們也是

270
00:11:05,418 --> 00:11:07,126
–確實發生過一次
–我們也是

271
00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:08,543
其實沒什麼大不了的

272
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,251
親愛的,幫兩個女生倒酒吧

273
00:11:11,251 --> 00:11:12,668
–沒問題
–好

274
00:11:12,668 --> 00:11:15,668
–要帶我參觀一下嗎?
–好,當然好

275
00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:16,959
–想看看嗎?
–這樣很棒

276
00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:19,043
–你家真漂亮
–男生想從那邊開始?

277
00:11:22,876 --> 00:11:25,376
我以為瑜珈室已經很壯觀了

278
00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:27,084
但是這...

279
00:11:27,626 --> 00:11:29,709
看看這房間有多大

280
00:11:32,376 --> 00:11:34,626
我們家可以通往樓下的小花園

281
00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:36,126
但那裡小多了

282
00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:37,793
很棒

283
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:44,668
不得不說,公司的品味很好

284
00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:45,834
很會挑這些東西

285
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,668
其實...那是我買的

286
00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:48,876
–是嗎?
–對

287
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,668
對

288
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:54,959
我賺到錢後,就想開始買藝術品

289
00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:56,251
妳很有眼光

290
00:11:57,501 --> 00:11:59,876
–是嗎?
–這買不到,也學不來

291
00:12:01,001 --> 00:12:02,876
–多謝誇獎
–我是認真的

292
00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:09,501
你好,小貓貓

293
00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:12,709
那是麥斯

294
00:12:16,043 --> 00:12:17,084
麥斯,你好

295
00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:19,001
這裡就是...

296
00:12:19,418 --> 00:12:20,251
避難室

297
00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,834
–避難室設在這裡很奇怪
–我知道

298
00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:28,584
應該要在地下室

299
00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:29,959
–對
–是啊

300
00:12:30,418 --> 00:12:31,751
不必太擔心

301
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,001
這種東西相信公司準沒錯

302
00:12:34,543 --> 00:12:36,626
空間的最佳利用

303
00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:38,251
和效率之類的

304
00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:42,418
不知道他們怎麼辦到的

305
00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:45,084
但這就是我們跟其他人的區別

306
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,543
我們從沒用過避難室

307
00:12:50,751 --> 00:12:51,584
真的嗎?

308
00:12:52,584 --> 00:12:53,709
除了偷聽對話

309
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,084
–妳應該做過吧?
–還沒

310
00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:56,209
天啊,妳該試試

311
00:12:57,793 --> 00:12:58,834
那不是妳挑的嗎?

312
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,209
不是,這不是我們買的

313
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:04,543
經典位置

314
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:09,626
好

315
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:11,168
我知道,那個...

316
00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:13,876
我們喜歡一起做匯報,因為...

317
00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:15,793
我會怕哪裡漏掉了

318
00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:17,751
我懂,我們的都是我在處理

319
00:13:18,626 --> 00:13:20,043
全都是妳一個人處理?

320
00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:22,459
對,妳沒看到我的約翰嗎?

321
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:25,459
他多才多藝,但文筆不是其中之一

322
00:13:25,626 --> 00:13:27,626
他會漏掉一大堆細節

323
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,126
但我不會跟別人換

324
00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,376
很高興公司把我跟他配對

325
00:13:39,459 --> 00:13:41,751
妳有沒有想過他們是什麼人?

326
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:43,959
公司

327
00:13:45,209 --> 00:13:46,043
我以前想過

328
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,209
常常想

329
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,376
尤其剛入行的時候

330
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:58,126
但我可以給妳一個小建議嗎?

331
00:13:58,584 --> 00:13:59,876
–好
–我們同樣是珍

332
00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:05,876
順其自然,享受人生

333
00:14:07,084 --> 00:14:09,126
公司會照顧妳

334
00:14:10,376 --> 00:14:11,959
妳只要開口就好

335
00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:15,501
珍,親愛的,開動了!

336
00:14:16,501 --> 00:14:17,543
我餓死了

337
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:23,251
我把腳鉤在籠子的上方

338
00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:26,168
沒穿內褲!

339
00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:29,668
所以你的那話兒...就晃來晃去

340
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:30,959
大晃特晃...你還要說

341
00:14:31,418 --> 00:14:34,126
“快上直升機!”

342
00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:35,543
但我告訴你們,這...

343
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:37,418
這是很棒的一課

344
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,543
隨時都要備著一條好穿又乾淨的內褲

345
00:14:40,543 --> 00:14:41,543
–對
–誰說得準呢

346
00:14:41,543 --> 00:14:42,459
我就是這麼說的

347
00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:43,918
–她每次都那麼說...
–我常說

348
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:46,168
–每次開會時
–對不起,是我不好,寶貝

349
00:14:46,168 --> 00:14:47,876
–不是妳的錯
–就是

350
00:14:47,876 --> 00:14:48,876
是我的錯

351
00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:50,793
–不是,那是溝通不良
–我們當時...

352
00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:52,168
但我們當時...

353
00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:54,459
–我們...不是
–都是我的錯

354
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,084
聽我說

355
00:14:58,084 --> 00:14:58,918
你們

356
00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:01,209
要一陣子才能適應對方

357
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,334
–對
–對

358
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,043
尤其是在剛開始

359
00:15:04,043 --> 00:15:05,709
我們之後默契好多了

360
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,043
對

361
00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:08,918
你們已經...

362
00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:11,793
跟他在一起五六年了吧

363
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,959
所以你們不是一開始就搭檔了?

364
00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:17,376
我做幾年後重新配對過

365
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,959
–哇
–我必須找新的珍

366
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,668
–哇
–我真幸運

367
00:15:23,751 --> 00:15:25,334
對,你真幸運

368
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:26,876
我真幸運

369
00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:28,793
–我真幸運
–她更...

370
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:30,668
她更成熟,更...

371
00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:32,293
–對
–我們更...

372
00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:34,043
–我們更合拍
–對

373
00:15:34,418 --> 00:15:35,876
–那樣很棒
–那樣很好

374
00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:36,918
你們覺得

375
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,501
主管的指示給得怎樣?

376
00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:41,251
–還好嗎?
–主管?

377
00:15:41,251 --> 00:15:42,501
–主管?
–上級主管

378
00:15:43,418 --> 00:15:44,251
我們...

379
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:45,918
我們都叫他嗨嗨

380
00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:48,126
–嗨嗨?
–嗨嗨?真可愛

381
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:49,668
–那是第一個...
–就是...

382
00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:51,918
電郵中的第一句話

383
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,584
–就是“嗨嗨”
–會寫“嗨嗨”

384
00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:54,709
我們就想說

385
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:57,001
“這是一隻可愛的卡通貓”

386
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:58,876
–你們懂的...對
–真可愛

387
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,209
–嗨嗨
–很有意思

388
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,959
–“嗨嗨”念起來很順口
–他人很好

389
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:03,043
–他人很好
–對

390
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:04,543
只是很嚴厲

391
00:16:04,543 --> 00:16:07,751
我覺得我們花了一段時間
才瞭解任務的範圍,像是...

392
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:08,876
–等等
–對

393
00:16:08,876 --> 00:16:10,584
你們是什麼層級?

394
00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:12,418
–我們是高風險
–對,高風險

395
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:13,626
你們呢?

396
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:16,418
–超高風險
–超高風險?

397
00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:18,084
–對
–哇

398
00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:19,293
我們很喜歡

399
00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:23,209
–跟我們倆的個性很搭
–對

400
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,709
但誰知道呢?也許有一天

401
00:16:26,459 --> 00:16:30,209
我會放棄這一切,換成低風險

402
00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:31,584
–你會嗎?
–你們懂的

403
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,376
換上制服...

404
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:35,418
–我懂
–負責送包裹

405
00:16:35,418 --> 00:16:37,334
太陽要打西邊出來了

406
00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:39,418
送貨員也是...

407
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,418
–妳不知道
–他們也是史密斯

408
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,709
他們賺滿多的

409
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:45,334
低風險,那些人負責給我們...

410
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:47,709
–那些...
–很多事都說得通了

411
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:50,418
就福利來說
你們願意轉成低風險嗎?

412
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,459
–不要
–也許吧

413
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,084
我做不來,那樣我會無聊

414
00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:55,251
–你願意?
–對

415
00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:57,334
有些地方還不錯,就像園丁...

416
00:16:57,793 --> 00:17:00,793
你知道工作何時做完
你會做重複的事

417
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,376
但這可能有點淒涼

418
00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:06,668
請王牌特務007去送水果

419
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,293
那樣不太好

420
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:09,876
你們會想提升層級嗎?

421
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:12,084
我考慮過

422
00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:14,293
–對
–對

423
00:17:15,209 --> 00:17:17,626
–我們兩邊都試過
–對

424
00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:19,709
超高風險其實沒什麼差別

425
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:22,001
除了酬勞和津貼好很多

426
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,543
一定的,對

427
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,043
我認為我們可以...

428
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,043
我認為我們做得來,我願意試試

429
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:28,959
–對,我...
–我會...

430
00:17:29,168 --> 00:17:30,959
–很感興趣
–完全沒錯

431
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,668
試試應該很有趣

432
00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:33,668
–對
–有一天

433
00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:39,668
–對
–所以...

434
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:44,251
你們倆的親密關係如何?

435
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:49,209
你們的感情生活順利嗎?

436
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:50,626
–有什麼...
–對

437
00:17:50,626 --> 00:17:51,918
–很順利
–很順利

438
00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:53,709
–很順利
–非常順利

439
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,418
幹嘛?的確是啊!

440
00:17:56,418 --> 00:17:58,543
我知道,我問太多了,對不起

441
00:17:58,543 --> 00:18:00,126
–讓我很訝異
–但我就覺得

442
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,876
–我很感興趣
–我們有...

443
00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:05,501
我們一開始有說好...

444
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,126
–對
–不要...

445
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:08,834
發生關係

446
00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:10,459
–什麼?
–什麼?

447
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:11,418
–對
–一開始

448
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:13,668
–但之後我們...
–我們...

449
00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:16,543
–見面的第一晚就把對方...
–要怎麼...對

450
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:18,084
–衣服扒光
–怎麼抗拒?

451
00:18:18,084 --> 00:18:19,376
我無法抗拒

452
00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:20,793
沒有維持很久

453
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:22,168
–沒過太久...
–要殺過人

454
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,209
才會有興致

455
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:24,668
差不多就這樣...

456
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,834
我不明白,因為我們住在一起

457
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:29,001
會做各種瘋狂的事,然後...

458
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,251
–那樣很自然,對吧?很...
–對

459
00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:33,501
–很“助興”
–當然,對

460
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:35,793
我只是不想搞得太複雜,懂嗎?

461
00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:38,793
因為我們是同事,而且...

462
00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:41,126
對,我們應該是想公私分明

463
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:42,959
你們不會吃醋嗎?

464
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,251
我不會吃醋

465
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:45,293
她就像機器人

466
00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:47,001
–我沒有像機器人
–她...

467
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,334
我只是不會吃醋

468
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,293
抱歉你會吃醋

469
00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:51,793
我想知道...

470
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,043
他跟別人調情我都會抓狂

471
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,626
–就算只是任務
–真的?

472
00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:57,543
–對
–看來我規則很多

473
00:18:57,543 --> 00:18:59,501
但我們一開始就約定好了

474
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:00,584
–約定真多
–我們會...

475
00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:02,584
當時我們剛入行,我們說好

476
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:04,251
賺到某個金額後

477
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:07,126
一賺到那個數字就...

478
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:09,043
–分道揚鑣
–對

479
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:14,793
糟糕

480
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:25,709
別笑了

481
00:19:30,918 --> 00:19:31,918
對不起

482
00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:34,126
你們倆可以這麼簡單地

483
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,668
分手然後退出

484
00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:48,959
妳能想像公司會那麼開明嗎?

485
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:51,126
天啊

486
00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:53,084
我需要喝一杯

487
00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:54,209
在這裡...喝點水

488
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:55,918
對,水在這邊

489
00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:58,668
我要更烈的,像是...

490
00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:00,876
–有...
–後面有酒

491
00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:02,209
–好,對不起
–就在那邊

492
00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:03,834
–不會
–沒事

493
00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:06,543
–很高興能讓你開懷大笑
–笑得很爽

494
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,834
天啊

495
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,918
如果公司沒有把你們配在一起

496
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:14,334
你們會合得來嗎?

497
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,251
我覺得...

498
00:20:22,543 --> 00:20:24,459
不知道,我覺得珍...

499
00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:26,793
很聰明,我...

500
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:30,418
我沒遇過像她這樣的人

501
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,959
對,我真的...很尊重他

502
00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:34,334
我認為他...

503
00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:36,084
有一顆善良的心

504
00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:38,293
對,我...

505
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:40,959
一次,他噴嚏要打三次

506
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,043
保重

507
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:42,959
對

508
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,918
–噴嚏要打三次?
–對

509
00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:49,376
–第二次
–天啊

510
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,251
現在...

511
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,334
接下來是精彩大結局

512
00:20:56,126 --> 00:20:57,376
不會,我們很公平

513
00:20:57,376 --> 00:20:59,209
我不知道要支持誰!

514
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:01,793
不行

515
00:21:03,918 --> 00:21:06,001
加油

516
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,001
–她很強喔
–說真的

517
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,168
她看起來不像...

518
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,084
妳的指甲插到我的血管裡

519
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:13,709
–整個插進我的血管
–別怪給指甲

520
00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:14,876
加油!

521
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:19,834
約翰!

522
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,209
–我抽筋了
–壯得離譜

523
00:21:22,209 --> 00:21:24,418
–我抽筋了,撐好久
–謝謝

524
00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:26,209
–她很離譜,就像動物一樣
–謝謝

525
00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:27,834
沒錯,多虧我的核心

526
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:30,668
你是難纏的對手

527
00:21:30,668 --> 00:21:33,209
比你壯兩倍的人都沒這麼難纏

528
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,918
聽起來妳只是說好聽話,但沒關係

529
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,251
–那是稱讚
–沒關係

530
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:38,043
–我很強壯
–沒關係

531
00:21:47,126 --> 00:21:47,959
天啊

532
00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:49,251
這是阿姆的歌嗎?

533
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:50,959
–這首嗎?
–對

534
00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:52,793
這是雙彈夾樂團

535
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:56,751
我喜歡阿姆,他還在唱嗎?

536
00:21:56,751 --> 00:21:58,001
應該還在唱

537
00:21:58,001 --> 00:22:00,918
我幾年前在音樂節上看過他

538
00:22:02,334 --> 00:22:04,001
他當時是壓軸,我記得

539
00:22:04,001 --> 00:22:06,168
過場的時候,他跟大家說...

540
00:22:06,168 --> 00:22:08,084
“大家豎起中指

541
00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:09,293
“說:‘幹你娘’”

542
00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:11,334
–然後是一片尷尬的沉默
–不會吧

543
00:22:11,334 --> 00:22:13,376
我們的反應都是

544
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:17,168
“不必了,我們很愛我們老媽

545
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:19,584
“你得多跟你媽聊聊”

546
00:22:20,668 --> 00:22:23,084
大家都在那裡說

547
00:22:23,084 --> 00:22:24,709
–“原諒她和你自己”
–用點心

548
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:25,876
–用點心
–對

549
00:22:25,876 --> 00:22:28,209
你也不年輕了,應該懂的

550
00:22:28,209 --> 00:22:30,876
–對
–那種事會影響到你

551
00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:33,918
約翰愛死他老媽了

552
00:22:33,918 --> 00:22:35,668
–我沒有愛死她,只是...
–超愛

553
00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:36,709
–我...
–他超愛老媽

554
00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:38,584
–誰不愛?
–這是優點

555
00:22:38,584 --> 00:22:40,126
–對
–對

556
00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:42,709
阿姆之後要怎麼彌補?

557
00:22:43,418 --> 00:22:45,251
–怎麼做?他怎樣才能...
–聽著...

558
00:22:45,251 --> 00:22:47,376
–擺出鎮定的樣子?
–這很難...

559
00:22:47,376 --> 00:22:50,584
說真的,上了年紀的名人
還要保持叛逆形象很難

560
00:22:50,584 --> 00:22:51,834
–我覺得不可能
–對

561
00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:53,043
–我覺得...
–一定有人...

562
00:22:53,043 --> 00:22:55,251
–...不可能維持形象
–...年紀越大,卻變得更酷

563
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:56,584
–是誰?
–對

564
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,126
–瑪丹娜呢?
–不對

565
00:22:59,126 --> 00:23:00,084
–不對
–不對

566
00:23:00,084 --> 00:23:01,043
桃莉巴頓

567
00:23:01,709 --> 00:23:03,293
–桃莉巴頓
–就是她

568
00:23:03,293 --> 00:23:04,959
他媽的桃莉巴頓

569
00:23:04,959 --> 00:23:06,751
–她就像老酒,越陳越香
–對

570
00:23:06,751 --> 00:23:08,126
越陳越香

571
00:23:08,126 --> 00:23:09,626
–就是那種感覺,就像...
–越來越好

572
00:23:10,584 --> 00:23:11,584
...莎黛

573
00:23:11,584 --> 00:23:13,043
–莎黛!
–莎黛!

574
00:23:13,293 --> 00:23:15,209
–就是莎黛
–我很懂

575
00:23:15,876 --> 00:23:17,876
妳說對了...她們就是大姊大

576
00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:20,084
–沒錯
–沒錯,我們想出來了

577
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:21,376
你們要續杯嗎?

578
00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:23,418
再給我一球奶油胡桃冰淇淋

579
00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:24,668
–我不必,謝謝
–好

580
00:23:24,668 --> 00:23:26,376
–一球就好
–沒問題

581
00:23:26,376 --> 00:23:28,584
–莎黛真漂亮
–對

582
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:29,834
你們...

583
00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:33,334
你們做過最誇張的任務是什麼?

584
00:23:33,334 --> 00:23:34,626
對

585
00:23:35,751 --> 00:23:36,584
峇里

586
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,584
–峇里
–峇里

587
00:23:39,959 --> 00:23:41,751
對,那次真的很扯

588
00:23:42,709 --> 00:23:43,543
是什麼任務?

589
00:23:44,876 --> 00:23:45,793
我們...

590
00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:49,043
我們得幫一個人逃獄

591
00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:51,001
高度戒備

592
00:23:51,751 --> 00:23:53,251
沒有通訊器材和武器

593
00:23:53,251 --> 00:23:55,876
–沒有支援
–什麼都沒有

594
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,251
對吧?當時就像...

595
00:23:58,251 --> 00:24:00,334
–那次任務...
–一頭栽進去

596
00:24:00,334 --> 00:24:02,209
–...條件非常嚴苛
–對

597
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,293
你們怎麼處理?

598
00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:18,959
有件事我希望剛入行就有人告訴我

599
00:24:22,084 --> 00:24:23,251
記住一個祕訣

600
00:24:24,209 --> 00:24:27,376
你就能應付遇到的任何情況

601
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:29,668
無論多艱難

602
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:38,418
就是你的呼吸

603
00:24:40,626 --> 00:24:42,209
如果你可以控制呼吸

604
00:24:43,168 --> 00:24:44,751
就沒有控制不了的事

605
00:24:47,209 --> 00:24:48,084
那是關鍵

606
00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:51,918
呼吸?

607
00:24:53,751 --> 00:24:54,626
醍醐灌頂

608
00:24:55,418 --> 00:24:57,293
先備好計畫也不錯

609
00:24:58,001 --> 00:25:00,418
但是要準備好隨機應變,對吧?

610
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,709
要臨危不亂

611
00:25:03,334 --> 00:25:05,543
提高警覺,相信直覺

612
00:25:06,293 --> 00:25:08,043
–跟著感覺走
–對

613
00:25:08,043 --> 00:25:09,793
–仔細聽
–仔細聽

614
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:11,168
對

615
00:25:12,126 --> 00:25:13,584
我真的學到一課

616
00:25:15,334 --> 00:25:18,543
你們執行完任務後
情緒上會怪怪的嗎?

617
00:25:19,959 --> 00:25:20,793
會

618
00:25:22,751 --> 00:25:23,626
那很正常

619
00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:27,668
我們之前不得不殺掉其他史密斯

620
00:25:32,418 --> 00:25:33,251
怎麼會?

621
00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:41,126
也許是他們要離婚

622
00:25:49,209 --> 00:25:51,459
–老兄,這真的只是哈根達斯嗎?
–他在開玩笑

623
00:25:51,459 --> 00:25:53,584
–好吃到極點
–在農夫市集買的

624
00:25:53,584 --> 00:25:55,584
北部一些酪農賣的

625
00:25:57,126 --> 00:25:58,751
我看看幾點了

626
00:25:59,084 --> 00:26:00,168
我們快遲到了

627
00:26:00,168 --> 00:26:01,459
–我們得走了
–幹,遲到了

628
00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:02,376
–什麼?
–什麼?

629
00:26:02,376 --> 00:26:03,876
我們有工作

630
00:26:05,418 --> 00:26:06,501
現在是半夜

631
00:26:06,501 --> 00:26:09,793
非常感謝你們,今晚很開心

632
00:26:09,793 --> 00:26:11,459
–好了
–謝謝你們來一趟

633
00:26:11,459 --> 00:26:13,668
–很抱歉我不能繼續待
–你的廚藝真好

634
00:26:13,668 --> 00:26:15,459
–我去別人家作客...
–我想說...

635
00:26:15,459 --> 00:26:17,376
–...都會洗碗
–...這頓晚餐太美味了

636
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,084
–你們要去執行任務?
–謝謝

637
00:26:19,084 --> 00:26:20,293
–對
–你們...

638
00:26:21,209 --> 00:26:23,501
對不起,我們喝很多,你們要去...

639
00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:25,334
執行任務

640
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:27,126
–這種時候...
–這樣更好玩

641
00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:28,459
–天啊
–對

642
00:26:28,459 --> 00:26:29,959
–你們真扯
–對

643
00:26:29,959 --> 00:26:31,959
–真搞不懂
–等等

644
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,126
其實...

645
00:26:36,543 --> 00:26:37,376
這樣吧

646
00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,043
真的嗎?

647
00:26:39,751 --> 00:26:41,126
–你們應該一起來
–對

648
00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:42,918
–我正想那麼說
–天啊

649
00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:45,001
–真是好主意
–可以嗎?

650
00:26:45,668 --> 00:26:47,168
–應該不會...誰在乎?
–管他去死

651
00:26:47,168 --> 00:26:48,626
–走吧
–不然要怎樣...

652
00:26:48,626 --> 00:26:50,834
才能試試超高風險任務

653
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:52,459
–對
–這是絕佳時機

654
00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:53,709
來嘛

655
00:26:55,126 --> 00:26:57,543
這樣會不會很瘋狂?

656
00:26:57,543 --> 00:26:59,293
不會,到時就知道了,就像...不會

657
00:26:59,293 --> 00:27:00,876
酬勞我們一起分

658
00:27:00,876 --> 00:27:02,834
你們喜歡的話,就要求提升層級

659
00:27:02,834 --> 00:27:04,293
–不喜歡就算了
–我想去

660
00:27:05,418 --> 00:27:06,584
妳想去嗎?

661
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:07,543
我想

662
00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:09,418
我想去

663
00:27:10,126 --> 00:27:11,043
好,我們走吧

664
00:27:11,043 --> 00:27:12,584
–讚,走吧
–就這麼辦

665
00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:14,334
–好,去換衣服
–好

666
00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:16,043
–門口見,我開車
–外面見

667
00:27:16,043 --> 00:27:17,709
–走了
–好

668
00:27:19,001 --> 00:27:20,293
好,給你...

669
00:27:21,959 --> 00:27:22,793
喝下去

670
00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:25,793
為什麼?

671
00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:28,376
他們好像在樓下吸古柯鹼

672
00:27:28,376 --> 00:27:29,668
–什麼?真的假的?
–好

673
00:27:30,084 --> 00:27:31,626
給你,以免有需要

674
00:27:34,751 --> 00:27:35,959
你確定你可以嗎?

675
00:27:35,959 --> 00:27:37,501
–可以
–可以嗎?

676
00:27:38,293 --> 00:27:39,126
我們可以的

677
00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:41,001
起司盤會不會太誇張?

678
00:27:41,001 --> 00:27:42,334
開什麼玩笑?他們很愛

679
00:27:42,334 --> 00:27:43,501
他們好像沒吃幾口

680
00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:45,209
他們不喜歡杏桃雞

681
00:27:45,209 --> 00:27:46,459
–那很好吃
–絕對是

682
00:27:46,459 --> 00:27:47,459
才沒有

683
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:49,001
沒人喜歡甜雞肉,我學到了

684
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,376
他們全吃完了,很好吃

685
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:52,668
–你表現得很好,我去換衣服
–好

686
00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:05,376
把這貼在身體上

687
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,001
要藏好

688
00:28:07,834 --> 00:28:09,626
下背通常是好地方

689
00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:11,959
這是追蹤器

690
00:28:12,376 --> 00:28:14,418
這樣就能確認彼此的位置

691
00:28:14,418 --> 00:28:17,251
你們是新朋友,不能弄丟你們

692
00:28:19,668 --> 00:28:20,793
這次的任務是什麼?

693
00:28:20,793 --> 00:28:22,334
很簡單

694
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,418
讓你們先嘗試一下

695
00:28:24,418 --> 00:28:26,334
–這是送貨任務
–眼睛看路

696
00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:27,918
這是...

697
00:28:28,751 --> 00:28:30,918
超高風險送貨

698
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:32,418
超高風險

699
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:40,084
好了,走吧

700
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:43,376
這些包包要給你們背
這給你,然後我們要拿...

701
00:28:43,751 --> 00:28:45,668
–沒那麼重
–謝謝,親愛的

702
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:48,084
–這給妳
–好

703
00:28:48,376 --> 00:28:49,334
沒關係

704
00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:51,334
–好了,走吧
–好

705
00:28:51,334 --> 00:28:52,834
走吧

706
00:28:54,376 --> 00:28:55,918
今晚是誰?你知道嗎?

707
00:28:55,918 --> 00:28:57,084
大概是蓋瑞

708
00:28:57,084 --> 00:28:58,376
蓋瑞,天啊

709
00:28:58,376 --> 00:28:59,709
包包裡面是啥?

710
00:29:00,793 --> 00:29:02,918
–定位裝置、手機
–還有槍

711
00:29:02,918 --> 00:29:04,834
–還有槍
–我們會去很遠嗎?

712
00:29:05,209 --> 00:29:07,251
不知道,到時再問蓋瑞

713
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:13,334
–好了,走吧
–蓋瑞,要飛多久?

714
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:14,668
跟上次一樣久,女士

715
00:29:15,793 --> 00:29:17,584
這樣吧,我不去了

716
00:29:17,876 --> 00:29:19,376
幾個小時就到了

717
00:29:19,376 --> 00:29:22,043
–最晚黎明前會到
–最晚黎明前會抵達

718
00:29:22,043 --> 00:29:23,918
降落時記得把包包留下

719
00:29:23,918 --> 00:29:25,209
–讓他們保管
–你們...

720
00:29:25,209 --> 00:29:26,709
你們不來嗎?

721
00:29:26,709 --> 00:29:28,209
–不了
–不了

722
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,418
–很簡單的...
–對

723
00:29:30,418 --> 00:29:33,418
–玩得開心,一定難不倒你們
–活在當下,玩得開心

724
00:29:33,418 --> 00:29:35,168
–一定會很順利
–這跟我想的...

725
00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:36,459
–事後再聯絡
–不一樣

726
00:29:36,459 --> 00:29:38,501
–我不想去了
–事後再聯絡

727
00:29:38,501 --> 00:29:40,793
但我沒有...這跟我們想的不一樣...

728
00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:41,918
等等,什麼?

729
00:29:42,751 --> 00:29:45,751
–手機留在直升機上
–手機留在直升機上

730
00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:31,709
叢林裡很危險
我先放你們下去,之後再回來

731
00:30:32,001 --> 00:30:35,168
燃料有限
我們30分鐘整後會回來接你們

732
00:30:58,043 --> 00:30:59,293
應該在這裡

733
00:31:03,293 --> 00:31:04,126
約翰

734
00:31:23,418 --> 00:31:24,251
好了

735
00:31:26,043 --> 00:31:27,751
–好了
–好,好了

736
00:31:28,293 --> 00:31:30,793
–約翰
–沒事,不會有事

737
00:31:31,084 --> 00:31:32,251
無論發生什麼事,我愛妳

738
00:31:32,251 --> 00:31:33,168
我也愛你

739
00:32:02,459 --> 00:32:05,418
新朋友約翰,滑動來接聽

740
00:32:09,668 --> 00:32:10,876
嘿

741
00:32:11,209 --> 00:32:12,793
–嘿
–他們沒事

742
00:32:12,793 --> 00:32:13,709
嗨

743
00:32:13,834 --> 00:32:15,501
不會太糟吧?

744
00:32:17,626 --> 00:32:19,501
其實滿糟的

745
00:32:20,459 --> 00:32:21,376
那個...

746
00:32:22,126 --> 00:32:25,209
他們的老大看到我們不太高興
他們好像在等你們

747
00:32:26,668 --> 00:32:28,418
幹,隊長?

748
00:32:28,709 --> 00:32:31,584
老大,唯一不是小孩的人

749
00:32:33,876 --> 00:32:34,959
他們不是小孩

750
00:32:34,959 --> 00:32:37,293
–他們已經17、19歲了
–對

751
00:32:39,876 --> 00:32:41,709
我要去倒點水,你要什麼嗎?

752
00:32:42,376 --> 00:32:44,001
不用,你們是...

753
00:32:45,293 --> 00:32:47,709
你們是怎麼逃出來的?

754
00:32:47,709 --> 00:32:49,501
你們...真厲害

755
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,043
我們得用一把開山刀

756
00:32:52,584 --> 00:32:53,751
過程滿悽慘的

757
00:32:56,043 --> 00:32:57,334
–約翰
–是

758
00:32:57,918 --> 00:32:58,793
他們還年輕

759
00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:01,418
大概比較好對付吧?

760
00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:04,959
沒有,是砍老大,我們沒有砍小孩

761
00:33:06,876 --> 00:33:07,876
他說什麼?

762
00:33:08,668 --> 00:33:10,084
他們殺了隊長

763
00:33:11,168 --> 00:33:12,834
–用開山刀
–靠

764
00:33:15,418 --> 00:33:18,126
–對我們沒影響吧?
–對

765
00:33:18,293 --> 00:33:19,709
那樣沒事

766
00:33:19,709 --> 00:33:22,459
我們之後應該自己去出任務

767
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:24,584
–只有我們倆
–對

768
00:33:25,501 --> 00:33:26,376
聽好了

769
00:33:26,543 --> 00:33:29,709
既然都是你們出力

770
00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:32,251
這次酬勞應該都給你們

771
00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:34,459
–這樣才公平
–好

772
00:33:34,584 --> 00:33:35,418
對

773
00:33:35,751 --> 00:33:36,626
–謝了
–好

774
00:33:36,626 --> 00:33:38,459
–我們會把錢匯過去
–我們會...

775
00:33:38,459 --> 00:33:39,709
我們會匯錢過去

776
00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:43,751
好,你們看起來很累,先休息吧

777
00:33:43,751 --> 00:33:45,543
謝了,你們真的很照顧我們

778
00:33:46,418 --> 00:33:47,959
等等,嘿,約翰

779
00:33:48,251 --> 00:33:49,168
猜猜我看到什麼?

780
00:33:51,168 --> 00:33:53,543
阿姆開了一間餐廳
叫做“媽媽的義大利麵”

781
00:33:54,376 --> 00:33:56,501
那樣的轉變很酷吧?

782
00:33:58,334 --> 00:33:59,168
對

783
00:34:00,334 --> 00:34:01,168
對

784
00:34:01,793 --> 00:34:03,376
那樣很酷

785
00:34:04,293 --> 00:34:05,501
–好了
–好

786
00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,209
–好了
–再見

787
00:34:07,709 --> 00:34:09,584
愛你們,改天見

788
00:34:09,584 --> 00:34:10,834
–再見
–再見

789
00:34:10,959 --> 00:34:12,084
好,再見

790
00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:23,043
{\an8}匯款明細:37萬5千美元

791
00:36:05,168 --> 00:36:06,126
妳在幹嘛?

792
00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:09,459
我在試著哭出來

793
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:14,001
{\an8}患有阿茲海默症的前芭蕾舞者
隨著天鵝湖的歌起舞

794
00:36:19,959 --> 00:36:20,918
沒事吧?

795
00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:23,084
有事

796
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:26,584
有事

797
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,251
我說妳像機器人

798
00:36:37,209 --> 00:36:40,043
我只是想說,妳不是機器人

799
00:36:41,918 --> 00:36:43,126
我知道妳不是機器人

800
00:36:44,959 --> 00:36:46,126
因為妳會吃醋

801
00:36:47,501 --> 00:36:48,334
因為什麼?

802
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,376
–妳會吃醋
–我才不會

803
00:36:54,209 --> 00:36:55,043
我不會

804
00:36:56,918 --> 00:36:58,084
露妮有兩隻手

805
00:37:00,459 --> 00:37:01,293
一直都是

806
00:37:06,084 --> 00:37:07,126
妳很會騙人

807
00:37:08,418 --> 00:37:10,668
–隨便啦
–真隨便

808
00:37:10,668 --> 00:37:12,418
–你上當了
–妳說她...

809
00:37:13,334 --> 00:37:14,251
妳說她...

810
00:37:14,793 --> 00:37:16,876
妳說她只有一隻手

811
00:37:17,793 --> 00:37:20,209
這招很厲害,被妳騙倒了

812
00:37:21,668 --> 00:37:22,626
很厲害

813
00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:28,793
妳再晚15分鐘告訴我
我就不相信了

814
00:37:28,793 --> 00:37:30,793
但妳馬上就出招,厲害

815
00:37:30,793 --> 00:37:31,751
你也上當了

816
00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,043
–上當了
–你還跟她交往過

817
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,834
–確實
–你還懷疑自己

818
00:37:36,126 --> 00:37:37,084
被妳騙倒了

819
00:37:40,918 --> 00:37:42,668
之前你說了你愛我

820
00:37:43,918 --> 00:37:45,959
就在開山刀砍下來前

821
00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:49,334
對,妳也有說

822
00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:52,834
對,但我們當時命在旦夕

823
00:37:55,126 --> 00:37:56,126
妳不是真心的?

824
00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:06,334
我是

825
00:38:10,084 --> 00:38:11,043
妳是什麼?

826
00:38:12,751 --> 00:38:14,584
我真的愛你

827
00:38:17,709 --> 00:38:18,543
酷喔

828
00:38:19,043 --> 00:38:20,043
去你的

829
00:38:21,918 --> 00:38:23,376
快說

830
00:38:27,668 --> 00:38:28,501
快說

831
00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:31,001
我喜歡這樣

832
00:38:31,001 --> 00:38:32,543
–你如果不回...
–我喜歡...

833
00:38:34,084 --> 00:38:36,001
–我愛你
–我愛妳,珍

834
00:38:36,001 --> 00:38:37,001
你是真心的嗎?

835
00:38:38,626 --> 00:38:39,459
對

836
00:38:42,876 --> 00:38:43,876
蠢斃了

837
00:38:54,876 --> 00:38:56,084
其實...

838
00:38:58,084 --> 00:39:00,876
我沒有很喜歡那兩個人

839
00:39:02,584 --> 00:39:04,251
我很討厭那兩個人

840
00:39:04,251 --> 00:39:05,751
–真的嗎?
–很討厭...

841
00:39:06,793 --> 00:39:08,501
–超討厭
–超討厭

842
00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:10,709
–他們爛死了
–他們才不酷

843
00:39:10,709 --> 00:39:13,709
–沒錯
–他們一點也不酷

844
00:39:13,876 --> 00:39:16,459
問題就在那裡...
就像是種奇怪的魔咒

845
00:39:16,626 --> 00:39:18,459
–讓你...
–我根本不知道是怎麼回事

846
00:39:18,459 --> 00:39:20,834
–我們當時為何這麼喜歡他們
–我...

847
00:39:21,376 --> 00:39:23,376
我真的不知道,他們很...

848
00:39:24,251 --> 00:39:26,626
–噴嚏...要打三次
–噴嚏的事

849
00:39:26,626 --> 00:39:28,209
–我們還幫忙拍手
–我們還鼓掌

850
00:39:28,209 --> 00:39:30,418
–我們很喜歡
–我們還拍手...心中想著

851
00:39:30,418 --> 00:39:32,501
“為什麼...那是你的特點?”

852
00:39:32,501 --> 00:39:35,209
好像他們是專去派對上打噴嚏的

853
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:37,126
–還連續三次
–對,連續三次

854
00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:39,543
–他最後一次好像是裝的
–對

855
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,501
前兩次我覺得很逼真

856
00:39:41,501 --> 00:39:43,293
–最後一次他打不出來
–他打不出來

857
00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:44,626
他就...用力發聲...

858
00:39:49,543 --> 00:39:50,501
還有他的口音

859
00:39:50,501 --> 00:39:52,126
–對
–讓你想幫他

860
00:39:52,126 --> 00:39:54,251
–讓人覺得必須諒解他
–對

861
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:57,376
–還要說:“你只要...
–天啊

862
00:39:57,709 --> 00:39:58,626
“...呼吸

863
00:39:58,626 --> 00:40:00,918
–我當時就想
–“然後就能無往不利”

864
00:40:00,918 --> 00:40:02,918
妳還說:“我都不知道”

865
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:04,793
–什麼?
–天啊

866
00:40:05,418 --> 00:40:08,584
妳...還在點頭

867
00:40:08,584 --> 00:40:10,626
一副他講了什麼大道理的樣子

868
00:40:10,626 --> 00:40:12,001
–我有點頭
–他說的事情...

869
00:40:12,001 --> 00:40:14,751
–真丟臉
–我們一輩子

870
00:40:14,751 --> 00:40:16,418
都在做

871
00:40:16,418 --> 00:40:18,376
還把它講成一種魔法

872
00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:20,709
他講起來好像...

873
00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:22,751
–我們從沒做過
–我知道

874
00:40:22,751 --> 00:40:27,751
我當時還想:“當然了
是呼吸,我怎麼沒想到?”

875
00:40:29,418 --> 00:40:31,084
天啊

876
00:40:34,376 --> 00:40:36,626
–管他們去死
–對啊

877
00:42:15,126 --> 00:42:17,126
字幕翻譯:陳廷倫

878
00:42:17,126 --> 00:42:19,209
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