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妳炸毀我的小屋

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你買了一間房子,事前沒先跟我商量

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你不能那樣擅自行動
沒再搞砸任務算我們好運

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好

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約翰,你想帶孩子

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過這種生活嗎?
我們今天經歷過那些事

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家人呢?

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我以為你不是那種頭腦單純的...

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–不准罵我笨
–你在氣我救了大家一命?

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我在氣妳獨占功勞

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我們約定好了,賺到某個金額後

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就分道揚鑣

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你們倆可以這麼簡單地...

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分手然後退出...

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能想像公司會那麼開明嗎?

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{\an8}妳想換掉約翰嗎?

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{\an8}–嗨
–嗨

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–這裡很漂亮
–對

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–真羨慕妳能在這裡工作
–謝謝

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謝謝,我們終於搬出市區了

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這是我的夢幻家園

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–美輪美奐
–謝謝,我...

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這裡讓我感到踏實

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–真的很棒
–太好了

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–對
–是

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所以

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你們怎麼會來做諮商?

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史密斯任務

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我覺得,最近我和珍...

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在某些事情上有歧見

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約翰好像覺得

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我們主管會偏袒我

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–但是...
–確實是如此

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他的確會偏袒...

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他才沒有...

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他要妳換掉我

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他問妳要不要把我換掉

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我說絕對不要

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我說約翰是個優秀的搭檔
這是事實

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我還有說我會跟他同進退

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所以你們是同事?

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–沒錯
–對

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兩位從事什麼職業?

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–電腦軟體工程師
–軟體工程師

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你們還有哪裡不合?

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小孩方面

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–小孩方面?
–對

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–這個議題涵蓋很廣
–對

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那就來談孩子的事

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好

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你...

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我想有小孩

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她不想

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對

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珍,妳對生孩子有什麼顧慮?

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我只是覺得在我們這行

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生小孩不太負責

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對軟體工程師來說?

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–對,我覺得養小孩壓力很大
–對

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–這行業步調很快...
–工作很緊張

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...很緊張

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原來軟體工程師工作那麼緊張

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–對,壓力很大
–的確

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所以一起工作和生活

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感覺如何?

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–不好處理
–很棒

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不好處理?

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沒關係,這是人之常情
所以我們才在這裡

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我可以問是怎樣不好處理嗎?

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還是哪方面讓你覺得不好處理

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–為什麼...
–就是

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我覺得她有種傾向

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控制慾很強

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所有事都必須由她做主

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很有意思

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我不認同,我認為

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那樣說有失公允

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那是我的感覺

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我感覺你那樣說有失公允

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可以給我一個例子嗎?

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好...

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向我和珍解釋你的感受

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就像我們那週末做的事

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有幾人?

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三個人,好像只有一個人有武器

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穿黃衣的

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這次任務我想主導

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你想主導?

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你確定應付得來?

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可以

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我得在嗨嗨面前扳回顏面

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如果我遇到問題,妳會聽到我說

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“我要上廁所”

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爛死了,如果你真的要上廁所呢?

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我不會真的要上廁所

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最多半小時就搞定

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這是公事嗎?

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還是他們是你朋友,約翰?

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他們是客戶

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我們想要...

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我們想跟他們談成生意

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–談生意
–對

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你們談成了嗎?

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你說你叫什麼,約翰?

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對,約翰

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我不知道里夫有表弟住在紐約

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他不會提家裡的事?

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不會

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卡里夫就是那樣

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跟

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那個別拿來吃,已經放一年了

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但蝴蝶餅乾配花生醬是絕配

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沒有更多人這樣吃才奇怪

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他們不會經營形象

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現在什麼事都要形象經營

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我同意,連條子也是

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他們的形象經營得很好

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連蜜雪兒歐巴馬也說

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“希望總統有公關預算”

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因為形象就是一切

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人家怎麼看你,就會怎麼對待你

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條子的形象很好
黑人需要更好的形象

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靠,條子真的會帶風向
而且他們很會藏

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就算他們露出狐狸尾巴
也會馬上讓你忘掉

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沒錯

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隔天會叫人在命案現場
跳舞拍抖音之類的

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沒錯,他們會這樣跳...

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我就是這意思,老兄

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當時遲遲無法成交

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我一個人也表現得很好
所以妳不高興

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那才是問題

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你覺得那會讓珍不爽?

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就是這樣

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如果要我老實說

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我當時在跟黑人交心

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–天啊
–那種事

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她做不來

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所以我有她沒有的技能,這讓她不爽

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你只是跟那群人閒聊

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他們只是在聊各式各樣的妹子

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–還有聽話的女生...
–不是

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你們交心的話題就是性別歧視

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就是這樣

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–怎麼說?請再說明
–不是

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我們當時在聊美雅

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知道我以前最迷誰嗎?

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–美雅
–2001和2002年間?

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我記得美雅,有夠辣

149
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每週三下午四點
我都會跑回家看MTV

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坐在那邊,把西斯克遮起來

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說什麼鬼?

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美雅後來怎麼了?

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我們就是在聊那個,我們說到...

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她好像嫁給有錢人了
然後就決定她不需要做那些事

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–對
–然後就決定自立門戶

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她說:“我要...”
我們就說:“記不記得那首歌...”

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我記得

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我記得以前很愛那部MV

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–很好聽,跟西斯克一起唱的?
–對

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我們只是在聊我們有多愛美雅

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珍

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妳的肢體語言透露出很多訊息

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讓我難受的是

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我覺得...你在別的男人面前
會裝模作樣

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–沒有
–有

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–沒有
–我覺得...

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–你表現得很誇張,連笑法都不一樣
–我們是在...

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–我就是那樣笑的
–才怪

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我沒聽過你那樣笑

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我覺得某件事真的好笑,就會那樣笑

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那是我真正的笑聲

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–怎樣?
–“真的好笑”

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–有沒有聽到?
–約翰

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在這裡盡量避免使用會傷人
或有絕對性的

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字眼

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離開後你想做什麼都可以

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也不是什麼都可以啦

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我覺得他跟其他男人在一起就會這樣

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我不知道是不是跟他爸有關

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或跟成長環境有關,因為你媽會...

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我們請了諮商師,她就坐在這裡

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不要搶她的工作,好嗎?

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妳現在越線了,好嗎?

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那是什麼意思?

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我認為約翰所謂的“越線”

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就是妳跨越了底線

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謝謝

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好,他在那邊聊天時

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也跨越了很多底線

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–怎麼...什麼底線?
–對

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你言語間有對我的種族歧視

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我沒有...

193
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我喜歡拉丁妹
但我不喜歡她們的家人

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他們會管很多

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我不同意

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跟家人感情不好的女人我不信任

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沒錯,跟家人感情不好的女人
一定哪裡有問題

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可以讓你瞭解這個人

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你有戴戒指

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你已婚了

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沒錯

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拉丁妹?

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–其實是亞洲妹
–靠

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–真的假的?
–我朝東邊發展

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朝東邊發展,你...

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–遠東獵豔
–沒錯

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你運氣很好,因為我很愛亞洲妹

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她們骨子裡很保守

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–確實
–她們有自知之明

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我的不是

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她完全不像那樣

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一定是菲律賓人

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她是日本人,但我沒見過她的家人
所以她可能其實是韓國人

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我也不知道,你們懂吧?

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我知道妳不可能是韓國人,還用妳說

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–我...
–不行...

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我知道在你的族群裡

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會容許某些溝通方式

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但在那族群裡靠種族歧視來交心

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還消費你太太,不是良好的溝通手段

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問題不在那邊,好嗎?

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跟我說什麼無關
重點在於她做了什麼

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–看吧?這傢伙就是這樣
–老兄,我會痛

224
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,668
不是...讓我...不是...讓我說完

225
00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:48,209
我一直跟這老兄說不要那樣喬脖子

226
00:10:48,209 --> 00:10:50,084
–去他的
–你以後會後悔

227
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:53,543
我就是這樣說的
做點瑜珈,起床後做15分鐘

228
00:10:53,543 --> 00:10:55,751
15分鐘?那很久

229
00:10:55,751 --> 00:10:58,334
誰來跟這老兄解釋我的意思

230
00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:00,959
你現在還年輕,八成還沒那個需要

231
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:03,418
早上做15分鐘好像很久...

232
00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:05,251
我有我的經歷,但你說

233
00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:08,418
重點在保養,你越用心照顧身體
身體就越硬朗

234
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,376
街上一堆老人走路駝背

235
00:11:11,376 --> 00:11:13,918
–你不想變那樣
–我上樓梯倒是很辛苦

236
00:11:13,918 --> 00:11:15,959
–別那樣
–謝謝你,約翰

237
00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:17,251
生活就是保養

238
00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:18,334
我喜歡這句話

239
00:11:19,459 --> 00:11:20,834
這位仁兄是誰?

240
00:11:21,584 --> 00:11:23,626
這句話我很喜歡

241
00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:25,251
相信我,真心不騙

242
00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:27,918
這老兄來真的?

243
00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:30,043
我根本不懂他們在講...

244
00:11:37,334 --> 00:11:38,626
不行...

245
00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:55,501
我餓死了,袋子拿了就閃人吧

246
00:11:58,293 --> 00:11:59,543
所以珍談成了交易?

247
00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:02,376
對,手法非常有侵略性

248
00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:05,251
媽!

249
00:12:05,251 --> 00:12:06,751
真的很抱歉

250
00:12:07,668 --> 00:12:11,126
居家辦公就會發生這種事

251
00:12:11,751 --> 00:12:13,501
我會跟他說我在做諮商

252
00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:15,043
–好
–好的

253
00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:20,876
告訴她妳是嫉妒我
還有妳差點害死我

254
00:12:20,876 --> 00:12:22,084
–嫉妒什麼?
–我差點掛了

255
00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:24,251
我沒有害死你,我救了你一命

256
00:12:24,251 --> 00:12:26,418
–妳沒有救我,我不需要妳出手
–你死了嗎?

257
00:12:26,418 --> 00:12:28,418
–你現在是死人嗎?
–我死了嗎?

258
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,001
–對,死了嗎?
–妳瘋了嗎?

259
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:32,334
–妳以為自己是誰?上帝嗎?
–小聲一點

260
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,584
我差點送命

261
00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,959
真的非常抱歉

262
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:39,001
–沒事
–沒關係,他聽起來很可愛

263
00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:40,876
他很不尊重別人

264
00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:43,084
對不起

265
00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:45,709
–請見諒
–沒事

266
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,043
沒關係

267
00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:48,293
–對不起
–沒關係

268
00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:51,209
好的,約翰

269
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,834
你覺得我們能不能想出一個詞?

270
00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:58,584
不要用“控制慾”
來解釋珍為什麼會插手

271
00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:10,293
我覺得珍會插手有可能是因為她...

272
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:12,584
她會感到

273
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,209
焦慮

274
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:18,584
你希望珍感到焦慮嗎?

275
00:13:19,876 --> 00:13:20,918
不希望

276
00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:26,209
我希望她讓我幫她減少焦慮

277
00:13:27,626 --> 00:13:29,959
妳能讓約翰更常那樣做嗎?

278
00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:32,751
–可以
–很好

279
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:34,709
非常好

280
00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:37,293
做得好,約翰

281
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:44,418
我...

282
00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:49,543
不知道,我就是很難想像...

283
00:13:50,251 --> 00:13:53,876
要怎樣才不會犧牲...

284
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,584
不會犧牲我自己的核心價值?

285
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:01,168
這個嘛

286
00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:07,626
我之前去哥斯大黎加
托圖格羅的叢林玩

287
00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:13,834
一隻罕見的鬃毛吼猴
又名長毛吼猴,牠盯著我看

288
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,459
瞪著我的雙眼

289
00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:19,668
起初我沒有避開牠的眼神

290
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:23,001
直到我發現

291
00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:27,376
要是我沒注意到牠的警告
牠本來要從我臉上抓下一塊肉

292
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,501
所以我就迴避牠的眼神

293
00:14:31,168 --> 00:14:35,251
因為有時我們必須
聆聽大自然的聲音

294
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,084
懂我的意思嗎?

295
00:14:38,668 --> 00:14:39,501
懂

296
00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:48,168
今天就到此為止

297
00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:53,126
但今天非常順利,好嗎?

298
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,709
–好
–下週同一時間?

299
00:14:56,376 --> 00:14:58,043
好,我們...應該可以

300
00:14:58,043 --> 00:14:59,918
–很好
–多謝

301
00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:01,459
–謝謝
–不客氣

302
00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:04,293
行動支付碼在門旁的便條紙上

303
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:05,626
–好,很好
–好

304
00:15:05,626 --> 00:15:07,084
–你...
–我有手機

305
00:15:07,084 --> 00:15:08,501
你可以拍張照就...

306
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:10,501
我兒子...可以用的,就貼在門旁

307
00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:11,918
–好
–多謝

308
00:15:11,918 --> 00:15:12,834
謝謝

309
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:22,334
她提猴子的故事有什麼用意?

310
00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,251
不知道

311
00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:26,334
我剛剛也在想,我一頭霧水

312
00:15:27,084 --> 00:15:28,626
眼睛不知道要看哪裡

313
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:34,959
–那隻猴子是我嗎?
–猴子是我嗎?

314
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:38,043
有種族歧視的意思嗎?
“不要跟我對視”

315
00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,168
地板很漂亮,醫生

316
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,168
謝謝你注意到,約翰

317
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:58,459
信不信由你,地板的木材
其實來自我小時候的家

318
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,709
我很久以前請人用空運送過來

319
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:03,334
哇

320
00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:06,501
–看得出妳很愛這棟房子
–沒有錯

321
00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:08,251
這是我的窩

322
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:09,834
所以

323
00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:14,543
上次諮商過後,你們關係還好嗎?

324
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,376
老實說,不太好

325
00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:22,459
不好

326
00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:26,709
珍,妳有沒有注意到
妳常替你們發言?

327
00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:27,834
他不會...

328
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:31,876
我覺得上次諮商,他比較常替我發言

329
00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:34,418
但現在感覺他沒有...

330
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:37,668
沒有回應,他希望我來回答...

331
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:39,918
好吧

332
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,834
約翰,你有沒有注意到你常這樣?

333
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,709
要珍來回答?

334
00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:49,793
我大概是太習慣她覺得她都有答案

335
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:52,043
可以換個說法嗎,約翰?

336
00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:59,876
我...懂的沒她多?

337
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:02,293
好極了

338
00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:07,751
上次諮商完後,珍有沒有試著

339
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,793
把主導權給你?

340
00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:14,334
我試過

341
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:19,793
讓開!

342
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:20,709
等等!

343
00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:27,876
你有氣喘不是我的錯

344
00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:30,168
何必那樣說?

345
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,084
這跟氣喘有什麼關係?

346
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,251
–她只是用那點貶低我
–別那樣說

347
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:36,084
你會曲解我的意思,讓別人認為

348
00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:38,209
–你是好人,我是壞人
–我沒有

349
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:39,543
我只是指出...

350
00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:41,834
我不是壞人,酸言酸語的人是你

351
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,626
–我也不是壞人
–好

352
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:45,126
怎麼說?這部分再多說一點

353
00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:47,043
有一個軟體錯誤

354
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:48,876
我在努力避免電腦當機

355
00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:50,459
妳每次都要搶第一

356
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:54,168
去解決問題,明明不去管就可以了

357
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:55,459
我沒有一定要解決問題

358
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,501
我從零開始檢查程式碼

359
00:17:57,501 --> 00:17:58,793
檢查程式碼?

360
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:00,251
–對...
–我的檔案很乾淨

361
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,626
–我的檔案沒問題
–你的檔案有錯

362
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,251
我要幫你善後的東西根本數不清

363
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:09,918
是嗎?因為妳的程式
出錯次數才嚇人,好嗎?

364
00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:12,168
程式還能跑已經很扯了

365
00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:14,084
之後那件事是你做的

366
00:18:14,084 --> 00:18:17,168
就是那件事害我失去理智

367
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:29,709
妳從來就沒稱讚過我

368
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,584
我很擅長隨機應變,是我教妳的

369
00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:33,376
樓梯間,往屋頂

370
00:18:42,418 --> 00:18:44,418
每次工作,我都會跟你溝通

371
00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:45,668
有情況就告訴你

372
00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:46,834
三樓!

373
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,001
別鬧了

374
00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:50,459
四樓!

375
00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:53,918
–五樓!
–天啊

376
00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:56,168
隨便啦,珍,犧牲的都是妳

377
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,918
九樓!十樓!

378
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:04,709
我一定要幹掉這傢伙

379
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:05,793
11樓!

380
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:07,751
12樓!

381
00:19:13,209 --> 00:19:15,918
去你的,王八蛋!

382
00:19:17,918 --> 00:19:19,043
15樓

383
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,084
16樓!

384
00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:34,751
我們要上屋頂了

385
00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:48,584
去死吧,王八蛋

386
00:19:57,293 --> 00:20:00,334
哪一招?妳剛剛講什麼?

387
00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:03,709
妳在跟誰講話?

388
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:04,876
剛剛是...

389
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:08,459
哪一招?妳是自己發洩
還是在對我說?

390
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:11,751
寶貝

391
00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:14,209
“去死吧,王八蛋”?

392
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:16,918
我錯過妳出道的電影了嗎?

393
00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:18,418
–他笑我
–靠

394
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,709
直接大笑

395
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:23,168
因為他寫程式碼的速度跟不上
而我救了你...

396
00:20:23,168 --> 00:20:25,376
–別笑了
–很好笑

397
00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:27,209
妳那樣說很好笑

398
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:30,043
我們寫程式碼時妳還撂狠話

399
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:31,876
什麼?

400
00:20:31,876 --> 00:20:34,543
想像一下如果我說類似的話,像是...

401
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:37,293
“接招吧,雞屁股”

402
00:20:37,293 --> 00:20:40,084
要是我那樣說,妳也會...妳在笑

403
00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:41,834
因為我沒有那樣說

404
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,293
對,但很好笑

405
00:20:43,293 --> 00:20:45,584
你會笑那種事很傷人

406
00:20:45,584 --> 00:20:47,209
我得那樣說才能進入情緒

407
00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:48,418
什麼情緒?

408
00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:50,043
我只是當下覺得好笑

409
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:53,418
妳講得像我在貶低妳,這不是貶低

410
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,084
妳認為我沒有妳活不下去
那才叫貶低人

411
00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:58,751
好幾次我都得出手救你,這是事實

412
00:20:58,751 --> 00:21:01,209
妳何時救了我?

413
00:21:01,209 --> 00:21:02,293
公司滑雪旅行

414
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:04,543
滑雪旅行?

415
00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:06,459
妳救了我的老二

416
00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:09,168
–不是我的性命
–那不是小事

417
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:12,209
反正我也沒機會用...

418
00:21:12,209 --> 00:21:15,626
–拜託
–每次講到妳,還有妳的問題和觀點

419
00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:17,918
我一定要支持妳,理解妳

420
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:20,959
但講到我和我的事,就管他去死

421
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:21,918
–抱歉
–沒關係

422
00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:25,459
他只是在勇敢講出心聲

423
00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:28,334
對不起,請別彈那架鋼琴

424
00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:30,543
抱歉,那不是拿來彈的

425
00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:32,918
那是我祖父留下來的

426
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,668
我祖父母在戰爭中唯一留住的東西

427
00:21:36,668 --> 00:21:39,668
有個納粹喜歡聽他們彈奏
因此保住小命

428
00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:41,584
天啊,對不起,我不是...

429
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,959
–請回座位,約翰
–好

430
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,043
非常感謝

431
00:21:50,126 --> 00:21:53,418
我不知道那架鋼琴不能彈

432
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:57,043
很多人都想彈,沒關係

433
00:21:58,168 --> 00:22:00,626
妳該做個標示,妳連QR碼都有了

434
00:22:06,293 --> 00:22:07,251
所以...

435
00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:12,543
你們平常的關係就是這樣嗎?

436
00:22:12,543 --> 00:22:16,584
由珍做主,主導權都在她手上?

437
00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,459
當初還不是這樣

438
00:22:20,459 --> 00:22:22,418
起初我有比較多...

439
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:26,043
寫程式碼的經驗我比她多
過程有很多...

440
00:22:26,043 --> 00:22:28,626
有很多事是我訓練她的

441
00:22:29,251 --> 00:22:30,376
你訓練我?

442
00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:34,543
我給妳更多指導

443
00:22:34,543 --> 00:22:38,543
老實說,扮演那個角色我比較自在

444
00:22:38,543 --> 00:22:41,126
感覺她很崇拜我

445
00:22:42,209 --> 00:22:43,584
我很想念那種感覺

446
00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:48,751
你坦承自己脆弱的一面
這讓妳有什麼感覺,珍?

447
00:22:49,876 --> 00:22:51,876
我還是很崇拜你,約翰

448
00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:54,876
有時候妳表現得就像...

449
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:58,043
我在扯妳後腿
感覺妳認為我在扯妳後腿

450
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,709
我沒有那種感覺

451
00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:02,876
我不會那樣想

452
00:23:04,793 --> 00:23:05,918
感覺到了嗎?

453
00:23:07,459 --> 00:23:11,459
這就是我們諮商的力量,那是...

454
00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:14,251
這間房間的力量

455
00:23:16,293 --> 00:23:19,418
所以,我想請你們倆

456
00:23:19,418 --> 00:23:24,084
在爭執越演越烈時

457
00:23:24,084 --> 00:23:25,751
試著說“暫停”

458
00:23:25,751 --> 00:23:27,876
聽起來可能有點傻
但我和我先生會這樣做

459
00:23:27,876 --> 00:23:29,709
這招真的有用

460
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:33,376
說“暫停”後要冷靜20分鐘

461
00:23:33,376 --> 00:23:36,251
如果之後想繼續爭論那件事

462
00:23:36,251 --> 00:23:39,793
當然可以,但有趣的是
十次中有九次

463
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,876
你們會感覺那不重要了

464
00:23:44,418 --> 00:23:45,709
你們可以試試看嗎?

465
00:23:46,876 --> 00:23:48,459
–好的,下次見?
–下次見

466
00:23:48,459 --> 00:23:49,459
–下次見
–非常好

467
00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:55,709
她比較喜歡你

468
00:23:57,959 --> 00:24:00,001
–才沒有
–就有

469
00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:01,459
大家都比較喜歡你

470
00:24:02,126 --> 00:24:03,126
你很討喜

471
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:25,168
這次要請你們先講一個

472
00:24:25,168 --> 00:24:27,251
伴侶會為你做的好事

473
00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:32,543
珍?

474
00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:39,918
約翰每次都會把馬桶蓋放下

475
00:24:51,709 --> 00:24:54,334
這禮拜工作上出了什麼事嗎?

476
00:24:57,001 --> 00:24:57,918
約翰?

477
00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:07,626
我就打開天窗說亮話

478
00:25:07,626 --> 00:25:12,084
感覺工作是你們起衝突的主要原因

479
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:15,126
對,那...

480
00:25:15,126 --> 00:25:17,168
這禮拜工作很不順

481
00:25:17,168 --> 00:25:22,709
你們的憂鬱感有很大一部分
可能來自於整天看螢幕

482
00:25:23,959 --> 00:25:25,043
不是螢幕的問題

483
00:25:25,043 --> 00:25:26,876
那你覺得是什麼問題?

484
00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:28,793
這星期發生了什麼事?

485
00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:34,918
我們跟公司出遊,去露營

486
00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:39,876
需要的時間比嗨嗨說的還要久

487
00:25:39,876 --> 00:25:42,918
他們為什麼沒提供這個人的座標?

488
00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:44,959
他們大概不知道他在哪

489
00:25:46,668 --> 00:25:48,376
他顯然銷聲匿跡了

490
00:25:48,376 --> 00:25:50,334
你確定我們沒迷路嗎?

491
00:25:55,543 --> 00:25:58,043
你們這次出遊是去做什麼?

492
00:25:58,043 --> 00:26:00,668
去打獵

493
00:26:01,334 --> 00:26:04,959
沒想到你們會喜歡打獵

494
00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:08,834
你們去獵什麼?

495
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:10,126
大型獵物

496
00:26:11,501 --> 00:26:12,418
很大

497
00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:15,376
約翰專獵大型獵物

498
00:26:15,959 --> 00:26:18,668
“約翰專獵大型獵物”

499
00:26:21,543 --> 00:26:22,834
看起來都一樣

500
00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:25,168
我可不覺得

501
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:30,459
都是一堆樹木,我們迷路了

502
00:26:35,543 --> 00:26:39,209
妳以為兩天後會神奇地出現訊號?

503
00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:44,168
我們沒有迷路,可以相信我嗎?
妳每次都這樣

504
00:26:44,168 --> 00:26:45,501
怎樣?

505
00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,501
緊張又擔心

506
00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:50,418
我們這次不會失敗,我知道妳很擔心

507
00:26:50,418 --> 00:26:51,584
我們不會失敗的

508
00:26:51,584 --> 00:26:54,084
–我們會在入夜前找到他,好嗎?
–好

509
00:26:54,793 --> 00:26:56,126
一開始感覺還不錯

510
00:26:57,084 --> 00:26:58,793
因為感覺她又需要我了

511
00:26:58,793 --> 00:27:01,293
感覺有火花重新點燃

512
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:06,293
珍?

513
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:09,793
對

514
00:27:09,793 --> 00:27:13,168
確實,一開始有些小火花

515
00:27:13,168 --> 00:27:15,751
所以事情是從哪開始出錯?

516
00:27:15,751 --> 00:27:19,334
我們本來邊工作邊露營,還有打獵

517
00:27:19,334 --> 00:27:21,668
他突然大男人上身

518
00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:32,084
佩服嗎?

519
00:27:33,126 --> 00:27:34,876
你釣到魚我就佩服你

520
00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:39,459
這次任務全程很怪

521
00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:41,751
怎麼說?

522
00:27:42,668 --> 00:27:45,043
你一副來到迪士尼樂園一樣

523
00:27:45,043 --> 00:27:46,668
不過是露營...

524
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:49,043
不知道

525
00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:51,376
我們還沒看到目標的蹤跡

526
00:27:52,293 --> 00:27:56,293
這裡沒訊號,一個人都沒有,我們...

527
00:27:57,668 --> 00:28:00,001
我們怎麼知道他還在這裡?

528
00:28:05,293 --> 00:28:07,334
–不管了
–你在幹嘛?

529
00:28:08,501 --> 00:28:09,501
搞什麼鬼?

530
00:28:09,501 --> 00:28:10,501
放輕鬆

531
00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:14,793
住手...獵人會聽到你,你瘋了嗎?

532
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:16,376
那他們會自己找上門

533
00:28:16,376 --> 00:28:18,168
我們找不到他,就讓他來找我們

534
00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:23,251
這是怎麼回事?

535
00:28:25,501 --> 00:28:29,001
技巧在於要瞄準魚的下方射
不是直接射魚

536
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,168
我沒有讀一本書

537
00:28:35,084 --> 00:28:36,001
那才是重點

538
00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:38,626
你要這樣說這件事嗎?

539
00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:40,959
那就是你的說法?

540
00:28:40,959 --> 00:28:42,751
起因全是一本書

541
00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:45,334
對不起,這跟書有什麼關係?

542
00:28:45,334 --> 00:28:46,543
他騙我

543
00:28:52,668 --> 00:28:53,543
真可憐

544
00:28:54,126 --> 00:28:55,126
什麼意思?

545
00:28:57,043 --> 00:29:00,501
有一隻蟲被吸引到...

546
00:29:01,668 --> 00:29:02,834
沒什麼

547
00:29:04,959 --> 00:29:06,293
妳得試著放輕鬆

548
00:29:07,626 --> 00:29:09,709
每次想到可憐的事

549
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:16,251
盡量回想其中的喜悅

550
00:29:17,834 --> 00:29:21,709
就像現在,我們頭上滿天繁星

551
00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:24,501
多數人已經看不到這種景象了

552
00:29:28,126 --> 00:29:29,501
就像《先知》中說的

553
00:29:31,834 --> 00:29:34,668
悲傷中的喜悅

554
00:29:50,168 --> 00:29:51,209
我累了

555
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:54,959
我要睡了

556
00:30:22,209 --> 00:30:24,501
你真的喜歡《先知》嗎?

557
00:30:26,584 --> 00:30:27,459
什麼?

558
00:30:28,709 --> 00:30:30,751
《先知》那本書

559
00:30:32,251 --> 00:30:34,459
好,怎麼樣?

560
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,793
你有讀過嗎?

561
00:30:40,126 --> 00:30:41,126
沒有

562
00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:44,251
所以重點就是那本書

563
00:30:46,251 --> 00:30:49,459
起因是一本書,但書本身不是重點

564
00:30:49,459 --> 00:30:51,543
好,那是什麼?

565
00:30:53,209 --> 00:30:55,501
你說那是你最愛的書,你說...

566
00:30:55,501 --> 00:30:57,918
–我何時那麼說?
–我說那是我最愛的書

567
00:30:57,918 --> 00:31:01,376
我性感的鄰居也很愛
然後你說...怎樣?

568
00:31:02,668 --> 00:31:06,751
對,八成是因為那樣,我...

569
00:31:07,918 --> 00:31:09,126
我不喜歡那男的

570
00:31:09,126 --> 00:31:12,834
我不喜歡他搭訕妳,我不懂

571
00:31:13,418 --> 00:31:17,334
所以我才那樣說...只是一本書

572
00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:18,918
所以你騙我?

573
00:31:20,709 --> 00:31:21,543
對

574
00:31:22,168 --> 00:31:23,126
對,我騙了妳

575
00:31:23,126 --> 00:31:25,918
我覺得妳沒必要反應那麼大

576
00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:28,959
我以為我們是喜歡同一本書
才會配在一起

577
00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:32,709
妳覺得一個國際間諜組織
會因為我們喜歡同一本書

578
00:31:32,709 --> 00:31:34,584
把我們配在一起?

579
00:31:34,584 --> 00:31:35,751
不是

580
00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:38,043
妳把他們當成交友網站嗎?

581
00:31:39,251 --> 00:31:43,126
–好,沒有,我錯了...
–妳是什麼意思?

582
00:31:43,751 --> 00:31:45,793
因為我認識你之後

583
00:31:45,793 --> 00:31:47,918
沒看過你看書,所以...

584
00:31:48,668 --> 00:31:49,501
這說得通

585
00:31:49,501 --> 00:31:50,501
我懂妳,珍

586
00:31:50,501 --> 00:31:53,959
妳說話很注意用字遣詞

587
00:31:53,959 --> 00:31:56,584
妳要是想罵我笨,就直接罵

588
00:31:56,584 --> 00:31:59,501
–我們就能就事論事
–我不是罵你笨

589
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,751
我只是說你沒在看書,這是事實

590
00:32:04,334 --> 00:32:05,418
妳在說什麼...

591
00:32:06,334 --> 00:32:09,459
我們可以睡覺了嗎?

592
00:32:09,459 --> 00:32:13,293
書的事情可以早上再吵,好嗎?

593
00:32:14,418 --> 00:32:15,626
好,我累了

594
00:32:15,626 --> 00:32:19,584
你整天都在說教
把我當成學生,所以...

595
00:32:23,334 --> 00:32:24,168
我...

596
00:32:26,251 --> 00:32:28,293
我只是想跟妳分享

597
00:32:28,293 --> 00:32:30,501
讓妳有參與感,讓妳看...

598
00:32:30,501 --> 00:32:32,834
你一副高高在上的樣子
一切由你做主...

599
00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,293
我高高在上,事事要做主?

600
00:32:35,293 --> 00:32:36,376
對

601
00:32:37,501 --> 00:32:39,709
珍,連我幫妳口交

602
00:32:39,709 --> 00:32:41,709
妳都要給我指示

603
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,668
–每次都是,好像我沒看過鮑魚
–那當然

604
00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:47,459
–你不懂我的偏好,我得告訴你
–每次都要?

605
00:32:47,459 --> 00:32:49,626
要是你肯用心學

606
00:32:49,626 --> 00:32:52,334
–也許我就不必教你怎麼幫我舔鮑
–妳總是這樣

607
00:32:52,334 --> 00:32:55,459
“為了讓我更有自信
我必須削弱你的男子氣概”

608
00:32:55,459 --> 00:32:58,418
你很多東西都不會,所以我才教你

609
00:32:58,418 --> 00:33:00,251
–妳什麼都不必教我
–你現在很幼稚

610
00:33:00,251 --> 00:33:01,626
遮雨處是我搭的

611
00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:04,543
–火是我生的,魚是我抓的
–“我是男人,會搭遮雨棚

612
00:33:04,543 --> 00:33:06,293
“採食物、生火、汲水”

613
00:33:07,001 --> 00:33:08,584
–去妳的
–很好

614
00:33:08,584 --> 00:33:12,709
妳為什麼要這樣?
為何妳偏要這樣?我不懂

615
00:33:12,709 --> 00:33:14,501
我只是懂孰輕孰重

616
00:33:14,501 --> 00:33:15,834
妳懂孰輕孰重?

617
00:33:15,834 --> 00:33:18,251
就因為你無法理解

618
00:33:18,251 --> 00:33:21,168
閉嘴,妳總是讓別人覺得很笨

619
00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:22,293
“閉嘴”、“去妳的”

620
00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:24,876
你媽是這樣教你跟女人說話的嗎?

621
00:33:26,334 --> 00:33:28,251
–妳就是不肯放過我媽
–等等

622
00:33:28,251 --> 00:33:31,459
–你說我不肯放過你媽?
–不是我

623
00:33:32,084 --> 00:33:34,834
你一天要打給她五次

624
00:33:34,834 --> 00:33:36,709
這樣有點不健康,而且...

625
00:33:36,709 --> 00:33:39,126
–你需要有界線
–“界線”?

626
00:33:39,126 --> 00:33:41,709
–對,你需要界線
–那是妳說過最像白人的話

627
00:33:41,709 --> 00:33:43,793
–妳總是...
–挖苦得真棒

628
00:33:43,793 --> 00:33:45,959
妳根本不懂那有什麼意義

629
00:33:46,709 --> 00:33:48,876
她丈夫過世了
我是她生活中唯一的男人

630
00:33:48,876 --> 00:33:51,168
她生下我,所以我會照顧她

631
00:33:51,168 --> 00:33:53,459
妳媽死後,妳替妳爸做了什麼?

632
00:33:53,459 --> 00:33:56,168
除了再也不跟他聯絡以外?

633
00:33:57,668 --> 00:33:58,709
她是個好媽媽

634
00:33:58,709 --> 00:34:00,668
妳完全不懂

635
00:34:00,668 --> 00:34:03,834
因為妳忙著帶一隻臭貓到處玩

636
00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:06,293
所以不要提到她

637
00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:08,418
不要每次我們吵架

638
00:34:08,418 --> 00:34:12,418
就要提起她,因為妳不懂什麼是感情

639
00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:15,668
妳不懂在乎別人是什麼感覺

640
00:34:15,668 --> 00:34:19,376
妳只會裝,然後像機器人一樣

641
00:34:19,376 --> 00:34:21,293
模仿別人的行為

642
00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:24,043
我不知道妳是不是有自閉症

643
00:34:24,043 --> 00:34:25,543
那超怪的

644
00:34:25,543 --> 00:34:28,793
妳只會讓別人因抒發情緒而覺得內疚

645
00:34:29,543 --> 00:34:32,751
妳自己說過妳不會是好媽媽

646
00:34:32,751 --> 00:34:35,001
所以別用那點數落我

647
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:48,084
反正這次的任務已經失敗了

648
00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:03,209
你的緊急聯絡人是誰?

649
00:35:05,084 --> 00:35:05,918
什麼?

650
00:35:07,293 --> 00:35:09,293
你的緊急聯絡人是誰?

651
00:35:11,334 --> 00:35:12,168
我媽

652
00:35:14,334 --> 00:35:15,334
我的聯絡人是你

653
00:35:20,793 --> 00:35:23,834
我們老闆非常不高興

654
00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:26,834
我有個想法

655
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:30,084
你們有沒有辦法暫時不工作?

656
00:35:32,418 --> 00:35:34,126
–不太行
–不行

657
00:35:34,126 --> 00:35:35,501
–不行
–不太行

658
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:38,334
兩人各自接工作呢?

659
00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:41,334
維持一陣子,而不是一起工作?

660
00:35:41,334 --> 00:35:44,126
–沒辦法那樣
–對

661
00:35:45,918 --> 00:35:46,918
好的

662
00:35:46,918 --> 00:35:48,626
老實說,這只是一份工作

663
00:35:49,543 --> 00:35:52,543
就這樣,不是生死攸關的大事

664
00:35:55,126 --> 00:35:58,251
我知道這些事情很難熬

665
00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:04,001
但你們必須記得
沒有人逼你們在一起

666
00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:09,334
沒有人拿槍抵著你的頭

667
00:36:12,459 --> 00:36:16,334
你們隨時能離開這段感情

668
00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:20,376
你們是選擇繼續在一起
這是一個選擇

669
00:36:22,584 --> 00:36:25,834
現在你們選擇一起變好

670
00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:31,084
否則不會每星期來這裡

671
00:36:31,084 --> 00:36:32,834
講這些讓人難受的事

672
00:36:35,834 --> 00:36:36,668
對吧?

673
00:36:38,209 --> 00:36:39,043
好

674
00:36:40,626 --> 00:36:44,251
也許我們能問嗨...

675
00:36:45,668 --> 00:36:49,918
問我們的老闆我們能不能分開...

676
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,543
–各自做不同的專案
–對

677
00:36:55,459 --> 00:36:56,418
那可能有幫助

678
00:36:58,209 --> 00:37:00,834
聽起來是個好計畫

679
00:37:03,626 --> 00:37:04,501
感覺好多了嗎?

680
00:37:06,459 --> 00:37:07,459
–有
–有

681
00:37:09,834 --> 00:37:12,209
好極了,下星期再見?

682
00:37:13,376 --> 00:37:14,793
–好,謝謝妳
–謝謝

683
00:37:14,793 --> 00:37:17,209
這個給你們,免得我忘記

684
00:37:17,876 --> 00:37:18,793
這是什麼?

685
00:37:19,418 --> 00:37:20,709
這是錄影

686
00:37:22,251 --> 00:37:24,418
錄影?

687
00:37:25,501 --> 00:37:27,209
記得你們簽過合約嗎?

688
00:37:27,209 --> 00:37:29,793
我會把諮商過程錄下來,每個月底

689
00:37:29,793 --> 00:37:31,834
你們能看錄影,我們能一起探討

690
00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,584
漏掉的問題,聽聽語氣

691
00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:35,918
–好極了
–好極了

692
00:37:37,376 --> 00:37:42,126
攝影機和麥克風藏在哪?

693
00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:44,459
天哪,藏在房間的各個角落

694
00:37:45,209 --> 00:37:48,459
如果看得到攝影機
你們會表現得不自然

695
00:37:48,459 --> 00:37:51,084
當然了,對

696
00:37:51,709 --> 00:37:53,459
我們會聽聽

697
00:37:53,459 --> 00:37:54,459
–好
–好

698
00:37:54,459 --> 00:37:57,126
好,完全忘記我們會錄影

699
00:37:57,126 --> 00:37:58,126
–對
–謝謝

700
00:37:58,126 --> 00:37:59,168
–謝謝
–謝了

701
00:38:00,418 --> 00:38:02,459
那是什麼?那個藝術品很好看

702
00:38:03,959 --> 00:38:05,293
多謝誇獎

703
00:38:05,293 --> 00:38:07,959
那個作品的作者其實來自庫塔雅

704
00:38:07,959 --> 00:38:09,418
他已經不在人世了

705
00:38:09,418 --> 00:38:11,709
這位藝術家叫烏魯貝曼丘

706
00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:14,959
這是他生前最後一件作品

707
00:38:16,751 --> 00:38:19,626
他說:“一切在我這裡結束”

708
00:38:22,376 --> 00:38:23,209
好

709
00:38:23,959 --> 00:38:25,418
謝謝,下星期見

710
00:38:25,418 --> 00:38:27,084
–房子很漂亮
–再次感謝

711
00:38:28,584 --> 00:38:31,209
不要忘了行動支付碼在門邊

712
00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:32,751
–好
–知道了

713
00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:40,251
天啊

714
00:38:58,376 --> 00:39:00,084
媽...

715
00:39:00,084 --> 00:39:03,168
媽咪在工作,還沒結束

716
00:39:08,626 --> 00:39:10,334
媽,起火了!

717
00:39:12,168 --> 00:39:14,043
我們要不要找別人再試一次?

718
00:39:14,043 --> 00:39:15,626
不要,這不適合我們

719
00:39:16,209 --> 00:39:18,293
–我知道不好玩,但能幫我們...
–這樣以後

720
00:39:18,293 --> 00:39:21,584
–每次吵架,你都會說要是能去諮商
–不會的

721
00:39:21,584 --> 00:39:24,834
–就不會有這種事了
–暫停!

722
00:39:25,959 --> 00:39:30,209
我家整個起火,煙從四處冒出...

723
00:39:31,959 --> 00:39:32,834
我不知道

724
00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:36,668
是的,我家有很多特別的物品

725
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,251
請你們趕快

726
00:41:17,418 --> 00:41:19,418
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727
00:41:19,418 --> 00:41:21,501
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