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[festive music]

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♪ Tell what you want this year ♪

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♪ I only want you ♪

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♪ A Christmas gift
to bring you cheer ♪

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♪ I only want you ♪

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♪ I'll wrap it up
for you my dear ♪

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♪ But I only want you ♪

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♪ At Christmas time ♪
♪ At Christmas time ♪

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♪ I'll fill your stocking
to the brim ♪

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♪ But I only want you ♪

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♪ With lots of shiny things
within ♪

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♪ That would be nice too ♪

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♪ A new car
let's go take a spin ♪

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♪ Sounds great
I'd love to ♪

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♪ At Christmas time ♪
♪ At Christmas time ♪

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♪ How about
a brand new sweater ♪

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♪ I haven't worn
the one from last year ♪

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♪ A mug for tea
and chocolate's better ♪

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♪ A ring might be nice ♪

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♪ I wouldn't think twice ♪

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♪ A new perfume
or sweet cologne ♪

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♪ But I only want you ♪

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♪ A trip to see Paris or Rome ♪

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♪ But I only want you ♪

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♪ No car, phone
or five-carat stone ♪

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♪ Could possibly do ♪
♪ Could possibly do ♪

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♪ 'Cause at Christmas time ♪

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♪ I only want you ♪
♪ I only want you ♪

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Woman 1: Although you know,

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a five-carat stone's
not a bad idea.

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Man 1: Hmm.

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Well, neither is a boat.

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Woman 1: Well... there's
always next year!

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[indistinct chatter]

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Man 2 over PA:
Good afternoon, everybody.

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Welcome aboard the 15:05 from
St. Pancras to Nottingham.

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I would like to take this
opportunity to welcome you onboard

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and wish you all
a very Merry Christmas.

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Ah, not that way, love.
Not that way.

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Down here.

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Good morning, good morning.

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Hey, do you want some bubbly?

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Sue, come on.
We're gonna have some bubbly.

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They don't do champagne,
do they?

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They do, for Tony Towers.

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Here y'are, love. Can you give us
a hand with those up there?

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Hey, do you like clubbing?

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Woman 2: What?
- Any weeknight, weeknight...

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bring this card and tell them
Tony Towers sent you.

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Right. Now everyone, who wants
to join us for champers?

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- You're all welcome.
All: Oh, yes!

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- How many? Yes? 1, 3, 4, 5...
Sue: Tony.

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- 6, 7... what?
- Tony!

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What? We're gonna have
champagne, we're gonna have a...

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what's it,
Now That's What I Call Music. Five.

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- Stop it. Stop it!
- We're celebrating.

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Sorry about this,
he's just a little over-excited.

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Don't worry we'll keep it down.
[Sue yelps]

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- oi, you!
- Sue!

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- Get off!
- Right.

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Let's get this
party started, eh.

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Oh, Tony! Where are you going?
They're getting on any minute.

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I'll be back before Luton.
[sighs]

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I feel nervous, Tone.

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Sue...

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Darling, what have you got
to be nervous about?

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After what Roger did to me,
he's the one who should be nervous.

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Listen, don't you worry
your pretty little head about it.

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Okay.

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- Tell you what?
- What?

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You and me are gonna have
a little look around at Tiffany's

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- when we get back.
- It's too much, Tone.

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- Okay, Ratners.
- I don't need any more presents.

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- What, you don't like 'em?
- It's just sometimes it...

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Feels like
you're showing me off.

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Well, what's wrong with that?

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You're beautiful. Hmm.

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And you're gonna be the new
Mrs. Tony Towers.

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People are interested
in what I do.

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Are we gonna have a family?

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- We-we're gonna what?
- Oh, not right now.

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Oh! Jesus Christ.
[chuckles]

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or at least I thought we were.

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No, right now's probably not
the perfect... what?

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You know
I wanna have ten kids.

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Christ! Are we having a family
or playing five-a-side?

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- And, I wanna live in Norfolk.
- Oh, that's a commute.

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And I want us
to wear chunky jumpers and drink soup.

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[chuckles]

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Now that we can do.

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- I'll be two minutes.
- Alright.

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Honestly,
I'm not going anywhere.

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I'll be here.

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Oh, Sue, sorry,
do you mind sitting here?

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I just don't like
going backwards.

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Yeah.
Only for you.

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[Tony blows kiss]

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Right, champagne for everyone!

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Merry Christmas.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[suspenseful music]

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Tickets?

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I'm just heading to the buffet.

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Oh, good for you.

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- Where's your ticket?
- Really?

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I was only gonna be...
Two, one...

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There was... I had...

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- My fiancée must have them.
- Oh, your fiancée?

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Yeah, we're tying the knot in June.

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- Congratulations.
- Look, um, [chuckles]

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- I'm Tony Towers.
- Good for you!

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- And where's your ticket?
- I'm famous!

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- Are you now?
- What?

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- Tell him who I am.
- You what?

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She'll tell you who I am.

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- I recognize ya.
- See?

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Are you a carpet fitter?

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What?

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No! You sell shammies
on Bulwell Market.

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No! I'm-- No! I'm-- I'm
Tony Towers!

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- The Astoria in Nottingham!
- The what?

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What's that phrase?

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"You're only famous
if someone knows who you are."

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Well, we don't know who you are.

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It's the biggest club
in the Midlands.

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Where is it, again?

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Listen, you like music,
uh... Morris.

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- What music do you like?
- I like metal.

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- You play metal, at this club?
- Not so much.

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Man 2 over PA:
Luton is your next stop.

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Man 2 over PA: Next stop, Luton.
- She's waiting for me.

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I'd-- I just gotta get...

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Look, my fiancée has never met
my brother or his wife.

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And she's nervous.

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I just need two minutes to get
to the buffet.

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Now, come on Morris,
you're a reasonable man.

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You've got tinsel on your head.

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The full adult fare is £18.90.

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Really?
You really gonna do this?

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Merry Christmas!

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[eerie music]

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Oh, Sue, have you seen
my ticket?

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- They were in my wallet.
- Is that them? Is that Roger?

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- No, he's ginger.
I can't find--

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Sue: Ginger? How'd that happen?

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Tony: That's them.

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How do they know to stand
right there?

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Yeah, well,
that's Roger for you.

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I can't get to the buffet
without the tickets.

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- Oh, Tony, I'm shaking.
- But it's fine.

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- Where are they?
- They're in your wallet?

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No! I've looked there!

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Are they in your bag?

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You won't believe this, Sue,
there's a girl,

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in the next carriage.
Never heard of me... This is crazy!

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I need them to get the bubbly.

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Oh, Tony, forget
about your silly champagne,

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I'm freaking out here.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. It's alright. Shh...

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Roger: Everything alright?
- What do you mean?

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I assume this is Sue.

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- Oh, I was just about to--
- A bit slow, aren't you, Tony?

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- Hello, I'm Paula.
- Hello.

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- Roger's somewhere behind this.
- Sorry.

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- I wonder who bought you this?
- Don't start.

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- Lovely to meet you.
- Hello.

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Hey, shouldn't I put it next
to my present from Auntie Vi.

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- Here we go.
- Oh, no, hang on a minute.

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I can't do that, because I've
already packed it right

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at the bottom of me suitcase.

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- You know about this?
- No.

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Tone seems to think
our Auntie Vi

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always bought me
better presents.

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- There hasn't been a single--
- What do you mean, seems to think?

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One year, he gets a guitar,
I get a pineapple.

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It was hard to get back then.

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Are you two going to sit down?

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A pineapple!

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Thirty years ago, and he's still
going on about it.

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I'm sorry, Paula,
would you mind?

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I was gonna be sitting there.

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- Tone, don't.
- I don't like going--

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Just sit down.

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Paula: Wow.

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I like her already.

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[Sue chuckles]

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- It's lovely jewelry.
- Oh, thank you.

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Been splashing out, Tone.

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Well, things are certainly busy.

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Got six new clubs opening.

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Six? Huh?
He's got six new clubs opening.

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Gotta be ambitious, Roger.
I've always told you that.

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Six, though?

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And we're upgrading Nottingham.

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Ten thousand square feet,
five minutes from Market Square.

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What about,
Gary De Courcey's place?

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Gone.

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- What?
- Fire.

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- Hmmm.
- You're kidding.

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I'm not.
[chuckles]

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Why's that so funny?

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Well, nightclubs never "burn down".

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- It's always an insurance job.
- Always.

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Well, even with Gary gone,

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I still think
it's a bit much, Tone.

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Well, if you beg me...

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I might just let you come back.

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[Paula laughs]

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oh, no, no, that's really not
gonna happen, Tony.

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Roger: I'm very happy--

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He's gonna try
and convince you now,

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that he's still
in show business.

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- I'm in the music business.
- Oh, yeah?

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And what do you do, Roger?

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Know those headphones that broke
ten minutes after you bought 'em?

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I work for Saisho.

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Ask him what part of Japan
that's from.

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It's Dixon's own brand--

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Stevenage, that well known
suburb of Tokyo.

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Listen, Tony, when he stops selling
five million personal stereos a year

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he'll give you a call, alright?

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- Oh, cheers, Sue!
- Oh, what? It's funny.

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I really like her.

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- Right, I'm getting that bubbly.
Paula: What?

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Sue: He wants to celebrate
our engagement.

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If only I could
find my... tickets.

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Paula: You a bit strapped
for cash, Tony?

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Fine, thank you, Paula.

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Paula: You're not gonna bail him
out again, are you?

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It's okay. I'm good.

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I don't quite know how to put
this, Sue, but you do know

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Tony likes to tap people up.

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- Paula, will you just!
- What?

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- You in a bit of trouble, Tone?
- No. Why?

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- You asked him to come back?
- I didn't ask him to come back.

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- Six clubs is a bit crazy--
- I said, if he begged me.

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- How much are you borrowing?
- It was gonna be eight clubs.

246
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[chuckles]
Rubbish...

247
00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:02,361
I know this is hard for you
to accept, Roger.

248
00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:04,361
But I'm doing perfectly well,
without you.

249
00:11:04,441 --> 00:11:05,721
I'm just concerned--

250
00:11:05,801 --> 00:11:07,481
Well, I don't need your concern.

251
00:11:07,681 --> 00:11:09,441
I've managed to keep
that club going

252
00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:12,081
perfectly well, despite the fact
that you left me in the shit!

253
00:11:19,281 --> 00:11:20,881
Okay, champagne.

254
00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:27,001
[rustling]

255
00:11:27,081 --> 00:11:28,681
[laughs]

256
00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:36,481
oh, my God, is that Tony Towers?

257
00:11:36,561 --> 00:11:37,961
It's not, is it?

258
00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:42,441
He looks like a tramp!

259
00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:46,721
Alright, girls?

260
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:53,161
What's going on?
[laughs]

261
00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:55,401
Talk to him! I'm not talking to him!

262
00:11:56,521 --> 00:11:59,161
The buffet car, the bar,
is it this way?

263
00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:01,081
I think he's had enough already.
[laughs]

264
00:12:01,161 --> 00:12:04,041
Don't be shy, I don't bite.
[laughs]

265
00:12:04,601 --> 00:12:06,241
Tony's a pervert.

266
00:12:06,321 --> 00:12:09,441
Hey, come on now,
let's all be nice.

267
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,601
Well, I'm-- I'm Tony.
[girls laugh]

268
00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:14,881
- Yeah, we know.
- This happens to me all the time.

269
00:12:14,961 --> 00:12:16,761
I get it, I get it!
It's exciting.

270
00:12:17,281 --> 00:12:19,721
[laughs]

271
00:12:20,201 --> 00:12:21,201
What?

272
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:24,681
She recognized ya,
I don't recognize ya.

273
00:12:24,761 --> 00:12:26,361
She's quite a bit older than me.

274
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,401
Piss off. There's only a three
year diffe-- [crash]

275
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:32,601
Girl 1: Now look what you made
me do, you silly cow.

276
00:12:38,681 --> 00:12:40,721
Are we at 32 already?

277
00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:47,201
Alright, alright, alright.
Listen, you two.

278
00:12:47,761 --> 00:12:49,521
You have a good night, okay?

279
00:12:50,281 --> 00:12:51,441
Man 2 over PA:
Bedford.

280
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,001
Your next station stop is Bedford..

281
00:12:57,481 --> 00:13:00,041
[beat drops]

282
00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:04,761
[instrumental music]

283
00:13:23,521 --> 00:13:25,201
Woman:
Hello? Yeah, okay.

284
00:13:29,281 --> 00:13:30,681
Yeah, okay.

285
00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,201
Thanks. Bye.

286
00:13:35,201 --> 00:13:36,361
Yeah, okay.

287
00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:37,921
Five. Alright.

288
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,281
[instrumental music]

289
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:12,361
[suspenseful music]

290
00:14:36,881 --> 00:14:38,801
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

291
00:14:38,881 --> 00:14:39,921
Mate, mate, are you alright?

292
00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:45,721
Girl 1: God, he looks like
death warmed up.

293
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,841
It's okay, Tony.
We're only having a bit of fun.

294
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,801
Yeah, we weren't taking
the piss, honest.

295
00:14:49,881 --> 00:14:52,761
[suspenseful music]

296
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:18,721
Tony: He was right.
- Who-who was right?

297
00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:20,561
Roger.

298
00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:24,721
They all failed.

299
00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:26,641
Alright, look.
I'll tell you what...

300
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:29,281
Um, everyone just back up, yeah?

301
00:15:30,161 --> 00:15:31,721
Let's just give him some space.

302
00:15:42,281 --> 00:15:45,081
[Tony panting]

303
00:15:49,961 --> 00:15:51,081
You gonna be alright?

304
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,241
Okay, okay, okay.

305
00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:14,361
Slow it down, Tony. Slow it...

306
00:16:16,161 --> 00:16:17,241
[exhales]

307
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:27,401
[sighs]

308
00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:28,601
Alright.

309
00:16:29,841 --> 00:16:31,761
Think this through a minute.

310
00:16:31,841 --> 00:16:33,921
[suspenseful music]

311
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,001
Mate, come have a sit down.

312
00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:20,281
[intense music]

313
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:47,081
This some sort of joke, is it?

314
00:17:48,081 --> 00:17:49,441
Having a good laugh, are we?

315
00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:52,521
Turn Tony Towers into a failure?

316
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:54,641
Oh, hilarious.

317
00:17:55,681 --> 00:17:56,761
[exhales]

318
00:17:59,401 --> 00:18:00,561
Well, you know what?

319
00:18:02,121 --> 00:18:03,241
That ain't gonna happen.

320
00:18:06,161 --> 00:18:07,881
Tony Towers don't fail.

321
00:18:19,121 --> 00:18:21,521
- Tony! You did it!
- What did I tell ya!

322
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,521
Champagne all round!

323
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,041
Here you go.
Here, have that.

324
00:18:27,121 --> 00:18:29,001
Enjoy. Merry Christmas.

325
00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:30,281
Am I not a man of my word?

326
00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:31,801
Here you are, have a box.

327
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:35,881
Listen, Tony. I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to.

328
00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,761
- It came out all wrong...
- Come back.

329
00:18:38,641 --> 00:18:39,561
- What?
- You're right.

330
00:18:39,881 --> 00:18:41,201
Six clubs is stupid.

331
00:18:42,561 --> 00:18:44,881
- I walked out, Tony.
- You're what I need.

332
00:18:45,281 --> 00:18:46,401
You're my-- you're my
Phil Spector.

333
00:18:46,481 --> 00:18:48,041
You're my Tony Visconti.

334
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,721
That's very nice of you to say.

335
00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:51,121
It'd be different this time.

336
00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:52,441
Tell me what I did wrong.

337
00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:57,401
- You really want to know?
- Yes.

338
00:18:58,521 --> 00:19:00,961
You never gave me credit,
for one.

339
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,961
You called it Tony Towers Astoria

340
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,441
even though we agreed to call it
the Mighty Towers.

341
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:08,001
And you said
we were gonna go fifty-fifty.

342
00:19:10,641 --> 00:19:12,481
I'll make it sixty-forty.

343
00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:16,801
It's a different business now,
Tony.

344
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,441
Foam parties, wet t-shirts,
it's-- it's not me.

345
00:19:19,521 --> 00:19:21,041
If the clubs don't work,

346
00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:22,641
that's it.

347
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:26,081
The house, everything.

348
00:19:27,321 --> 00:19:29,201
Look, let-- let's not kid
ourselves.

349
00:19:29,281 --> 00:19:32,001
- This was always your thing--
- I'm serious, Rodge.

350
00:19:32,361 --> 00:19:35,041
When you're there... it works.

351
00:19:35,601 --> 00:19:37,761
Just look at the business plan.

352
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,681
Sure.

353
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,641
But I can tell you right now,
what I'm gonna say.

354
00:19:42,721 --> 00:19:43,641
What?

355
00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:47,401
Just open one new club.

356
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:48,881
Okay?

357
00:19:50,561 --> 00:19:53,561
[dramatic music]

358
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,881
[instrumental music]

359
00:20:16,641 --> 00:20:19,161
- Where you going?
- I'll be back in a sec.

360
00:20:39,441 --> 00:20:40,601
Anthony?

361
00:20:42,121 --> 00:20:44,121
- Auntie Vi!
- Oh!

362
00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:48,681
Come here, my dear.
How lovely to see you!

363
00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:51,081
Your mum said you might be home
for Christmas.

364
00:20:52,081 --> 00:20:54,961
- How you holding up?
- Fine.

365
00:20:55,761 --> 00:20:58,161
I was so sorry
to hear your news.

366
00:20:59,561 --> 00:21:02,841
- You were?
- You must be devastated.

367
00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:04,721
Sure.

368
00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:14,721
Which parts...

369
00:21:15,721 --> 00:21:17,161
...do you know?

370
00:21:17,681 --> 00:21:19,361
Your mum told me everything.

371
00:21:19,601 --> 00:21:21,041
- She did?
- Yes.

372
00:21:21,121 --> 00:21:22,801
And what did-- what did she say?

373
00:21:26,321 --> 00:21:29,321
She said you were doing as well
as could be expected.

374
00:21:30,721 --> 00:21:33,041
Well... it's been...

375
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,521
...difficult.

376
00:21:35,721 --> 00:21:36,841
Yes.

377
00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:41,761
Have you spoken to...

378
00:21:43,361 --> 00:21:44,481
To?

379
00:21:45,441 --> 00:21:46,521
Anyone?

380
00:21:48,921 --> 00:21:51,801
- Like who?
- Someone who could listen.

381
00:21:53,721 --> 00:21:55,161
Not really.

382
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,081
Oh, you should.

383
00:21:58,761 --> 00:21:59,841
I will.

384
00:22:03,761 --> 00:22:06,081
I passed it, last week.

385
00:22:06,521 --> 00:22:07,921
- You did?
- In a taxi.

386
00:22:08,001 --> 00:22:09,321
Right, how is it?

387
00:22:10,961 --> 00:22:13,241
It's horrible, Anthony.

388
00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:18,561
- I know.
- All that work you put into it.

389
00:22:18,841 --> 00:22:19,681
Yes.

390
00:22:19,761 --> 00:22:21,041
And what with
the recession and that.

391
00:22:21,121 --> 00:22:22,601
- Right.
- And now just gone.

392
00:22:25,241 --> 00:22:28,041
- Gone.
- Did they ever find the cause?

393
00:22:28,121 --> 00:22:30,441
- Cause?
- The electrics or...

394
00:22:30,961 --> 00:22:31,881
or?

395
00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:35,641
Oh, I do hope someone didn't
start it on purpose.

396
00:22:35,801 --> 00:22:36,921
Ah.

397
00:22:38,321 --> 00:22:39,401
The fire.

398
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,561
Aunt Vi: Such a waste.

399
00:22:42,081 --> 00:22:45,321
I mean, what are the chances of
both clubs going up like that?

400
00:22:46,161 --> 00:22:47,361
Slim, yeah.

401
00:22:48,481 --> 00:22:51,241
[beeps]
oh, your thing's going.

402
00:23:05,361 --> 00:23:08,121
You don't deserve it, Anthony.

403
00:23:08,201 --> 00:23:09,641
On top of everything else.

404
00:23:11,321 --> 00:23:12,361
Everything else?

405
00:23:12,561 --> 00:23:16,041
- You know, with Sue.
- Sue?

406
00:23:16,681 --> 00:23:19,041
That was very unfair.

407
00:23:24,121 --> 00:23:27,801
She seemed so nice.
But that girl, I think she had

408
00:23:27,881 --> 00:23:29,081
a plan all along.

409
00:23:29,801 --> 00:23:31,121
Really?

410
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:35,041
I think some people see an
opportunity and take it.

411
00:23:35,601 --> 00:23:38,041
You probably don't want
to hear this, Antony.

412
00:23:38,121 --> 00:23:39,841
But I've always thought
you were a little

413
00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:42,041
too trusting of people.

414
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:46,641
People take what they want,
and then they disappear.

415
00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:48,561
Just like that.

416
00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:52,721
You need to think
of yourself, Tony.

417
00:23:53,081 --> 00:23:56,961
About what you want.
Because nobody else is going to.

418
00:23:58,201 --> 00:23:59,521
Okay, I will.

419
00:24:00,121 --> 00:24:02,361
I always said
that to your brother.

420
00:24:02,561 --> 00:24:04,081
Now I'm telling you.

421
00:24:04,881 --> 00:24:08,201
- Wait, is Roger on the train?
- I doubt it.

422
00:24:08,721 --> 00:24:09,761
Why?

423
00:24:10,121 --> 00:24:12,361
He doesn't take
the train anymore.

424
00:24:12,441 --> 00:24:14,281
- No?
- Doesn't have the time.

425
00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:17,081
Course. 'Cause he travels by...

426
00:24:17,161 --> 00:24:19,641
- Helicopter.
- Helicopter.

427
00:24:19,881 --> 00:24:22,601
- Mostly.
- Of course he does.

428
00:24:22,681 --> 00:24:23,881
Sony keep him very busy.

429
00:24:23,961 --> 00:24:26,121
Oh, I'm sure they do.
Yeah, yeah.

430
00:24:27,881 --> 00:24:30,441
Let me take a wild guess,
that one's for him?

431
00:24:31,561 --> 00:24:33,641
- What do you mean?
- No, no, it's...

432
00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:36,041
It's just a stupid joke
me and Roger used to make.

433
00:24:36,921 --> 00:24:40,201
I was always convinced that
you got him better presents than me.

434
00:24:40,601 --> 00:24:42,241
I'm sure there's nothing in it.

435
00:24:42,321 --> 00:24:46,081
I don't know if you remember,
but, er, you got me a pineapple--

436
00:24:46,161 --> 00:24:47,561
[sobs]

437
00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:53,281
Auntie, wh-- what's wrong?

438
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:56,601
I was never very good at
all that, Anthony.

439
00:24:57,401 --> 00:24:59,961
- I wasn't your mother.
- It was only a present.

440
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,401
- Just wasn't me.
- It's fine!

441
00:25:02,561 --> 00:25:03,521
I love pineapple.

442
00:25:06,201 --> 00:25:08,161
Look, have a-- have a tissue.

443
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,361
I'm sorry.

444
00:25:11,841 --> 00:25:13,921
- I was too scared.
- Auntie!

445
00:25:15,121 --> 00:25:18,361
Aunty Vi! Scared of what...

446
00:25:25,121 --> 00:25:28,001
[indistinct chatter]

447
00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:48,401
...limited range
so the songs had to be simple.

448
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,201
Tone Deaf Tony,
I used to call him.

449
00:25:51,281 --> 00:25:53,801
Tony, you never told me you two
had a band together.

450
00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:57,041
God, that was a very
long time ago.

451
00:25:57,121 --> 00:25:59,281
- Sue, can I have a w--
- Look what else I found.

452
00:25:59,881 --> 00:26:03,121
- Our first and only recording.
- You had a single?

453
00:26:03,201 --> 00:26:05,721
Well, sort of.
It was this booth.

454
00:26:06,121 --> 00:26:07,841
They had one
at Waterloo Station.

455
00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,561
You had 65 seconds
to record anything you liked.

456
00:26:10,881 --> 00:26:12,881
I suppose you could say
this is a limited edition.

457
00:26:12,961 --> 00:26:14,321
Limited to one.

458
00:26:14,401 --> 00:26:16,161
We thought we were
a skiffle band.

459
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,201
- I have no idea what that is.
- Well, we weren't brilliant.

460
00:26:18,281 --> 00:26:20,201
We had enthusiasm
and that's about it.

461
00:26:20,281 --> 00:26:22,041
- Speak for yourself.
- And only four songs.

462
00:26:22,121 --> 00:26:23,801
- Four good songs.
- Hmmm.

463
00:26:23,881 --> 00:26:25,481
Those are the ones
you tried to sing?

464
00:26:25,561 --> 00:26:26,841
What do you mean,
"tried to sing?"

465
00:26:26,921 --> 00:26:28,441
What, are you not into
his music?

466
00:26:28,521 --> 00:26:30,441
- I like some of it.
- That's a ringing endorsement.

467
00:26:30,521 --> 00:26:32,001
I like music from my own ge...

468
00:26:32,081 --> 00:26:33,241
Oh, no, don't say it.
Don't say it!

469
00:26:33,321 --> 00:26:35,001
I like chart music.
[Roger groans]

470
00:26:35,081 --> 00:26:36,801
This is what I'm dealing with.

471
00:26:36,881 --> 00:26:39,721
That's not what I call music!
[both laughs]

472
00:26:39,801 --> 00:26:42,361
- Sue, could I have a word?
- Oh, yeah.

473
00:26:45,801 --> 00:26:47,121
What is it? What's wrong?

474
00:26:48,121 --> 00:26:49,081
Sue, what...

475
00:26:50,361 --> 00:26:51,761
...why d'you like me?

476
00:26:52,641 --> 00:26:53,681
Tony, what do you mean?

477
00:26:53,921 --> 00:26:56,201
Well, what are the things that
you like about me?

478
00:26:57,321 --> 00:26:59,601
- Everything.
- Yeah, I'm-- I'm serious.

479
00:26:59,681 --> 00:27:01,001
What is it?

480
00:27:01,081 --> 00:27:02,921
I'm fun, I'm-- I'm successful.

481
00:27:03,001 --> 00:27:05,321
- You fishing for compliments?
- No, no, no.

482
00:27:05,401 --> 00:27:07,641
I just mean, you know, if,
if things were different,

483
00:27:07,721 --> 00:27:09,001
if-- if things...

484
00:27:10,001 --> 00:27:11,441
...changed. If I changed...

485
00:27:11,521 --> 00:27:13,801
- Why? What's happened?
- If I lost all this...

486
00:27:14,361 --> 00:27:16,081
Let's say I had nothing.

487
00:27:17,161 --> 00:27:18,801
Are you trying to make out
like I'm shallow?

488
00:27:18,881 --> 00:27:19,721
Not really.

489
00:27:19,801 --> 00:27:23,561
- Like all I care about is jewelry and coats.
- I just wanna know what you want.

490
00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:26,081
- Is that what you think of me?
- To tell the truth Sue, I hardly know you.

491
00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:27,281
Tony.

492
00:27:27,681 --> 00:27:29,681
How can you say that?
We're getting married.

493
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:32,321
- Do you know what that means?
- Yeah, I've done it before.

494
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,001
And did you ask
Linda these questions?

495
00:27:34,081 --> 00:27:35,841
No, because Linda and I should
never have got married.

496
00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,641
We did it because we had to.

497
00:27:38,201 --> 00:27:40,201
She thinks I ruined her life,
she's turned my son against me.

498
00:27:40,281 --> 00:27:41,721
I haven't seen him
for five years.

499
00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:43,481
You haven't seen
him for five years?

500
00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:46,881
I know he's angry.
I don't know what Linda has told him.

501
00:27:47,121 --> 00:27:48,641
What, she's lying to him?

502
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:52,281
Well... she, she, you know, she's,

503
00:27:52,681 --> 00:27:54,441
she's probably embellishing it a bit.

504
00:27:55,721 --> 00:27:57,081
Embellishing what?

505
00:27:58,401 --> 00:28:00,321
When... you know what I'm like.

506
00:28:00,521 --> 00:28:02,881
- What the hell does that mean?
- Was like. Was like.

507
00:28:03,921 --> 00:28:06,361
I worked in nightclubs, Sue.
Things were...

508
00:28:06,441 --> 00:28:07,561
What?

509
00:28:10,081 --> 00:28:12,001
- Exciting.
- Hmm!

510
00:28:12,801 --> 00:28:14,241
You still work in nightclubs.

511
00:28:14,321 --> 00:28:15,961
I'm just telling you how it was,
I'm being honest.

512
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:17,361
You think I want that
to happen again?

513
00:28:17,441 --> 00:28:18,881
I don't know, Tony. You tell me.

514
00:28:18,961 --> 00:28:20,561
You've got
six new clubs opening.

515
00:28:20,641 --> 00:28:21,921
How "exciting" is that gonna be?

516
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,681
- They're all gonna fail, Sue.
- What?

517
00:28:23,761 --> 00:28:26,921
All of them. And you're gonna
end up married to a loser,

518
00:28:27,001 --> 00:28:28,241
who's old, and broke.

519
00:28:28,321 --> 00:28:30,081
So let me ask you again,
why'd you like me?

520
00:28:30,161 --> 00:28:31,881
- Tony, Tony.
- I wouldn't blame you, Sue.

521
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:34,241
- Tone. Tony, I love you.
- You know what, if I fail--

522
00:28:35,641 --> 00:28:37,121
And I want to marry you.

523
00:28:38,561 --> 00:28:40,881
All this crap,
I don't want any of it.

524
00:28:40,961 --> 00:28:42,521
Sell it, I don't care.

525
00:28:43,321 --> 00:28:45,001
And you are not a loser.

526
00:28:46,361 --> 00:28:48,241
And I'm here for you whatever,

527
00:28:48,881 --> 00:28:50,481
whether it's a success or not.

528
00:28:52,601 --> 00:28:54,801
But you have to promise me
one thing.

529
00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:57,001
What?

530
00:29:00,841 --> 00:29:03,881
All the excitement you need
is right here.

531
00:29:10,721 --> 00:29:12,361
[cheers]

532
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,121
Get a room!

533
00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:20,841
Now,

534
00:29:20,921 --> 00:29:22,641
you make those clubs work.

535
00:29:24,561 --> 00:29:25,801
But I need Roger.

536
00:29:26,481 --> 00:29:27,601
Sue: Well then, persuade him.

537
00:29:27,681 --> 00:29:29,161
Tony: Nah, it's too late
for that, I've tried.

538
00:29:29,241 --> 00:29:30,521
Sue: Try harder.

539
00:29:31,281 --> 00:29:32,721
There's gotta be a way.

540
00:29:41,561 --> 00:29:43,441
[instrumental music]

541
00:29:54,921 --> 00:29:57,401
I don't like going backwards.

542
00:29:58,081 --> 00:29:59,321
Sue: You what?

543
00:30:03,081 --> 00:30:04,281
Tony, where you going?

544
00:30:12,921 --> 00:30:14,721
[instrumental music]

545
00:30:16,001 --> 00:30:18,681
[coughing]

546
00:30:22,841 --> 00:30:23,961
Girls?

547
00:30:27,681 --> 00:30:30,881
♪ Carols singing
bells are ringing ♪

548
00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:32,721
♪ Santa Claus ♪♪

549
00:30:33,241 --> 00:30:35,641
- Dad, it's your go.
- Ugh, this game.

550
00:30:35,721 --> 00:30:37,201
It's taking
longer than the real war.

551
00:30:37,281 --> 00:30:38,361
Where've you been?

552
00:30:38,441 --> 00:30:40,681
Even a nazi has to
take a leak, Linda.

553
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:43,121
Dad, are you playing?

554
00:30:43,561 --> 00:30:45,881
- Roger, can I have a word?
- I'm in the middle of a game.

555
00:30:45,961 --> 00:30:47,721
For goodness sake, Tony.
Can't you see that he's upset?

556
00:30:47,801 --> 00:30:48,961
Just roll the dice.

557
00:30:51,361 --> 00:30:53,321
[rolls dice]
Sean: Seven.

558
00:30:53,441 --> 00:30:54,721
Um...

559
00:30:54,801 --> 00:30:56,881
Tony, that's my piece.
Can you not touch that?

560
00:30:57,121 --> 00:30:58,401
Girls, do you wanna take over?

561
00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:00,481
- Roger, have you got a sec?
- No. Move!

562
00:31:00,561 --> 00:31:02,681
No, Dad! Don't ruin it!

563
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,161
- We don't want to play.
- Dad, please.

564
00:31:05,241 --> 00:31:07,001
Tony, you're gonna make him cry.
Can you please just move.

565
00:31:07,081 --> 00:31:09,601
Okay, okay, okay. Um...

566
00:31:09,681 --> 00:31:11,761
- Dad, you're doing it wrong!
- Jesus Christ, Tony.

567
00:31:11,841 --> 00:31:13,721
- What is the matter with you?
- Alright.

568
00:31:24,761 --> 00:31:26,001
Linda: Tony!
- Dad, no!

569
00:31:26,081 --> 00:31:27,321
What? What?

570
00:31:27,401 --> 00:31:29,001
Put him in solitary confinement.

571
00:31:29,081 --> 00:31:30,321
- Have I?
- He's only ten.

572
00:31:30,401 --> 00:31:31,441
You could've come after me.

573
00:31:31,521 --> 00:31:32,961
Why do you have to win
at everything?

574
00:31:33,361 --> 00:31:34,481
This game's stupid!

575
00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:36,841
- Oh, Sean!
- Hey, hey, hey! I was just...

576
00:31:36,921 --> 00:31:38,401
What, following orders?
[chuckles]

577
00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:41,201
- Linda: Come here, darling. It's alright.
- We can play again!

578
00:31:41,281 --> 00:31:42,881
I'm sorry, I don't know why
he's acting like this.

579
00:31:42,961 --> 00:31:44,841
Come on. Let's just put
everything back where it was.

580
00:31:44,921 --> 00:31:47,001
No, Tony. You can't just put it
back and fix it, Tony.

581
00:31:47,081 --> 00:31:49,641
- It's done.
- I'm sorry, love. I uh...

582
00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:52,361
I didn't realize. I-- honestly,
I ma-- I made a mistake.

583
00:31:52,441 --> 00:31:53,721
Can we get that in writing?

584
00:31:53,801 --> 00:31:55,401
What do you want?
Do you want some sweets?

585
00:31:55,721 --> 00:31:57,041
Some chocolate?

586
00:31:57,121 --> 00:31:58,841
Yeah? Alr... er, fruit and nut?

587
00:31:59,481 --> 00:32:00,641
Er, Marathon?

588
00:32:01,361 --> 00:32:02,721
Er, a Wispa bar?

589
00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:04,801
What the hell is a Wispa bar?

590
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,521
Okay. Wh-- what do you like?

591
00:32:07,201 --> 00:32:09,161
He likes Aztec bars, Tony.

592
00:32:09,601 --> 00:32:11,481
But, then, you wouldn't know
about that, would you?

593
00:32:12,761 --> 00:32:15,161
Can you help me pick up the rest
of the German security guards

594
00:32:15,241 --> 00:32:16,601
off the floor, Tone?

595
00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:17,961
Here.

596
00:32:19,561 --> 00:32:21,801
We could use
a few of these in the club.

597
00:32:21,881 --> 00:32:23,761
Weekends,
a lot of money in there.

598
00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:24,961
Well, let's do it.

599
00:32:25,881 --> 00:32:27,881
- Really?
- Just do it.

600
00:32:28,521 --> 00:32:30,001
[chuckles]
This is not like you.

601
00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:32,041
I want you to take more control,
Rodge.

602
00:32:32,281 --> 00:32:33,481
- You what?
- Paula: What?

603
00:32:33,561 --> 00:32:35,641
- What's brought this on?
- Nothing.

604
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,041
Club's doing well, that's down
to Roger as much as me.

605
00:32:38,121 --> 00:32:40,881
We're gonna be the new Tramps
before you know it.

606
00:32:41,401 --> 00:32:45,001
So, it's time we, er,
we clarified a few things.

607
00:32:45,081 --> 00:32:47,321
I want people to know
Roger's name as much as mine.

608
00:32:47,401 --> 00:32:49,481
Hey, girls. You want your dad
to be famous, don't you?

609
00:32:49,561 --> 00:32:50,801
[both chuckle]

610
00:32:51,281 --> 00:32:52,481
Tony, what are you doing?

611
00:32:52,561 --> 00:32:54,881
It's the Mighty Towers, Rodge.

612
00:32:55,081 --> 00:32:56,361
What do you reckon?

613
00:32:57,921 --> 00:33:00,001
- You serious?
- Fifty-fifty. I mean it.

614
00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:02,721
We can shake on it now.
In front of everyone.

615
00:33:03,441 --> 00:33:06,161
Yeah, go on then, do it before
he changes his mind.

616
00:33:14,241 --> 00:33:15,321
Okay.

617
00:33:16,921 --> 00:33:18,361
Fifty-fifty.
[both laugh]

618
00:33:18,761 --> 00:33:20,081
Bob on.

619
00:33:20,161 --> 00:33:21,481
What are you up to, Tony?

620
00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:24,521
Right, let's get that
Aztec bar then, shall we?

621
00:33:25,561 --> 00:33:26,801
[laughing]

622
00:33:35,521 --> 00:33:36,681
Does you do cobs?

623
00:33:38,561 --> 00:33:40,401
Oh, you are kidding me.

624
00:33:40,481 --> 00:33:43,041
You did do cobs, didn't you?
They do 'em on Southwest.

625
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:45,601
- Wh-- what about scotch eggs?
- Eh?

626
00:33:45,681 --> 00:33:47,081
I'll take whatever you've got,
mate.

627
00:33:47,161 --> 00:33:48,721
See, I don't have no snap, see.

628
00:33:48,841 --> 00:33:50,321
Oh, some change for the phone!

629
00:33:50,521 --> 00:33:53,201
I'm dying to try it. Please tell me
I'm the first one.

630
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,801
It was originally
designed for the APT, but,

631
00:33:56,041 --> 00:33:58,281
we all know
what happened to that, don't we?

632
00:33:58,361 --> 00:34:00,441
Even if we had had the advanced
passenger train,

633
00:34:00,521 --> 00:34:02,481
it wouldn't have made
any difference to me. [Chuckles]

634
00:34:02,561 --> 00:34:04,601
As it if was ever gonna come
to Nottingham! [Chuckles]

635
00:34:06,281 --> 00:34:09,281
Nottingham?
You're from Nottingham?

636
00:34:09,441 --> 00:34:12,001
Take the lad out of Sneinton,
but you can't take the Snein--

637
00:34:12,081 --> 00:34:13,561
What nightclubs are
in Nottingham?

638
00:34:13,961 --> 00:34:16,481
- You what?
- You know, big nightclubs?

639
00:34:16,561 --> 00:34:18,641
Ooh, it's not really my thing, pal.

640
00:34:18,881 --> 00:34:21,241
Er, there's Gary De Courcey's
place--

641
00:34:21,321 --> 00:34:23,081
No. The Astoria?

642
00:34:24,481 --> 00:34:25,921
Roger Towers.

643
00:34:27,281 --> 00:34:29,121
You mean Roger Towers Astoria?

644
00:34:30,521 --> 00:34:33,121
The Mighty Ta-ta-ta-ta.

645
00:34:33,721 --> 00:34:36,081
Funny ads, them.
I've never been, myself.

646
00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:37,961
It's a massive place,
apparently.

647
00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:39,641
Actually, it's an old loco
shed--

648
00:34:39,721 --> 00:34:41,681
- What about Tony?
- Who?

649
00:34:41,761 --> 00:34:44,161
Tony Towers. His brother.

650
00:34:44,721 --> 00:34:46,081
Has he got a brother?

651
00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:48,201
[instrumental music]

652
00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:50,921
Man 2 over PA:
This station is Wellingborough.

653
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:52,921
Wellingborough
is your next stop.

654
00:34:53,641 --> 00:34:56,961
I'll-- I'll just have them
Mini Cheddars, and er...

655
00:34:58,561 --> 00:35:00,561
Can I have the rest of this
in 10ps?

656
00:35:01,881 --> 00:35:03,681
- Hello?
- What?

657
00:35:03,761 --> 00:35:05,041
I need to phone my wife.

658
00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,161
Your wife?

659
00:35:10,281 --> 00:35:12,481
Well, I don't really
want to ring my wife.

660
00:35:12,561 --> 00:35:14,041
I just want to try
the new phone.

661
00:35:14,121 --> 00:35:16,041
- The what?
- That.

662
00:35:21,201 --> 00:35:22,561
[cash register dings]

663
00:35:24,841 --> 00:35:27,161
That's it, that's it.
I'll take as many as you've got.

664
00:35:27,241 --> 00:35:29,081
- Right, hold these.
- Oh, hang on, I thought I was--

665
00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:31,121
Right, you have to keep
pumping them in, you ready?

666
00:35:31,201 --> 00:35:32,801
- Could I go next?
- Sure. You ready?

667
00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:38,361
- Ready.
- 0-1-8-1-1-8-0-5-5.

668
00:35:38,441 --> 00:35:39,721
[line ringing]

669
00:35:40,881 --> 00:35:42,321
Go! Hello!

670
00:35:42,601 --> 00:35:43,761
Woman on phone: Hello?
- Hello?

671
00:35:44,121 --> 00:35:45,641
Woman on phone: Hello?
- Can you hear me?

672
00:35:45,721 --> 00:35:47,881
Woman on phone: Hello?
- Is that Mrs. Taylor? One sec.

673
00:35:47,961 --> 00:35:49,481
- Keep putting them in!
Woman on phone: Hello?

674
00:35:49,561 --> 00:35:51,001
- Mrs. Taylor!
Woman on phone: Hello?

675
00:35:51,081 --> 00:35:53,001
- Er, it's Tony.
Woman on phone: Who?

676
00:35:53,081 --> 00:35:55,281
Tony Towers. Um, is Sue there?

677
00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:57,641
Woman on phone: Who?
- Sue. Sue Taylor.

678
00:35:57,721 --> 00:35:59,161
My fiancée.
Come on, hurry up!

679
00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:00,881
- That's three quid already!
Woman on phone: Oh, Sue!

680
00:36:00,961 --> 00:36:02,281
Sue Taylor!

681
00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:04,841
Woman on phone: Yeah, she's not
called Sue Taylor anymore, love.

682
00:36:05,041 --> 00:36:06,721
She's Sue Pryce now.

683
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,441
Woman on phone:
Who is this? Hello?

684
00:36:11,321 --> 00:36:13,961
Woman on phone:
Hello? Who is this?

685
00:36:17,521 --> 00:36:18,641
Are you done?

686
00:36:19,961 --> 00:36:21,161
Shall I stop?

687
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:25,321
She's not there, is she?

688
00:36:28,001 --> 00:36:29,281
I've lost her.

689
00:36:31,641 --> 00:36:32,841
We never meet.

690
00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,601
[soft music]

691
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,921
[grunts]

692
00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:43,001
[grunting]

693
00:36:45,761 --> 00:36:47,401
[grunting]

694
00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:49,721
You're mad! Don't do that!

695
00:36:49,801 --> 00:36:51,041
You've gone mad!

696
00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:55,561
[panting]

697
00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,561
[sobbing]

698
00:37:13,561 --> 00:37:15,081
I'll just have these Hula Hoops.

699
00:37:23,921 --> 00:37:25,921
[soft dramatic music]

700
00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:31,681
That's a Rumba bar.

701
00:37:31,761 --> 00:37:33,321
He can't eat that, Tony.
It's got rum in it.

702
00:37:33,401 --> 00:37:34,521
Is that true?

703
00:37:34,881 --> 00:37:37,081
But, I wanted an Aztec Bar.

704
00:37:37,161 --> 00:37:38,841
He asks you for one thing.

705
00:37:39,161 --> 00:37:42,641
- Let me have a look what I've got in my bag.
- I'll have it if no one wants it. Anyone?

706
00:37:44,401 --> 00:37:45,921
- Get your own.
- Tony!

707
00:37:46,281 --> 00:37:48,441
I'm sorry,
I didn't know you wanted it.

708
00:37:49,521 --> 00:37:50,601
[munching]

709
00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:52,521
Whoa.

710
00:37:52,601 --> 00:37:54,241
Linda:
Tony, what is the matter with you?

711
00:37:54,321 --> 00:37:55,561
[girls laugh]
Sean: Dad!

712
00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:56,681
Tony, stop it.

713
00:37:57,641 --> 00:38:00,881
- And, this is mine, too!
- Tony! Roger, I'm so sorry--

714
00:38:00,961 --> 00:38:02,561
Anything else of mine you want?

715
00:38:02,641 --> 00:38:04,481
[girls laughing]
Come on, pal. Y-you're tired.

716
00:38:04,561 --> 00:38:06,561
- You've had a big day.
- I'm not tired!

717
00:38:06,641 --> 00:38:08,321
And I don't need
any help from you.

718
00:38:08,401 --> 00:38:09,761
I thought we were gonna be partners?

719
00:38:09,841 --> 00:38:12,681
You're nothing, Roger.
You're nothing without me.

720
00:38:12,841 --> 00:38:14,401
You're a parasite. You just...

721
00:38:14,681 --> 00:38:16,961
You just suck out
all my good ideas.

722
00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:19,121
Oh, I'm Tony Towers!

723
00:38:19,201 --> 00:38:21,641
- Not you! I'm Tony Towers!
- Shh. Shh.

724
00:38:22,081 --> 00:38:23,241
Tony, look at what you're doing.

725
00:38:23,321 --> 00:38:25,761
Go and sell your crappy
headphones.

726
00:38:25,841 --> 00:38:27,241
What headphones?
What you on about?

727
00:38:27,321 --> 00:38:29,801
- What have I done?
- Oh, nothing. But, you will.

728
00:38:29,881 --> 00:38:31,401
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?

729
00:38:31,481 --> 00:38:33,441
Come on, girls. I think we
should go sit somewhere else.

730
00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:35,321
- No, no, Paula. Tony should go.
- Oh, yeah.

731
00:38:35,401 --> 00:38:37,121
- That's what you'd like.
- Linda: You what?

732
00:38:37,201 --> 00:38:39,721
You're never gonna give me
another chance, are ya?

733
00:38:39,801 --> 00:38:41,441
No, not when you're acting
like this. No.

734
00:38:41,521 --> 00:38:43,921
- Right, come on.
- Doesn't matter how I act.

735
00:38:44,001 --> 00:38:45,281
Doesn't matter what I say.

736
00:38:45,361 --> 00:38:47,521
You've already
made your mind up about me!

737
00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:48,921
- And, who's fault is that?
- Sean.

738
00:38:49,001 --> 00:38:50,761
Linda: You complicated this,
Tony.

739
00:38:50,841 --> 00:38:53,281
You did everything to ruin it.
Do you think I wanted this?

740
00:38:53,361 --> 00:38:55,401
I never wanted any of this,
Tony!

741
00:38:55,481 --> 00:38:57,601
But, the fact is,
this is how it is!

742
00:38:57,841 --> 00:38:59,881
And there is nothing we can do
to change that.

743
00:39:01,361 --> 00:39:02,601
You want a bet?

744
00:39:16,081 --> 00:39:17,721
[instrumental music]

745
00:39:22,081 --> 00:39:23,201
There you are.

746
00:39:24,681 --> 00:39:25,961
Where did you go?

747
00:39:39,081 --> 00:39:40,241
[door closes]

748
00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,081
What?

749
00:39:57,361 --> 00:39:58,481
What is it?

750
00:40:02,321 --> 00:40:04,121
You deserve a happier life,
Linda.

751
00:40:18,721 --> 00:40:19,881
Linda: Tony?

752
00:40:21,721 --> 00:40:22,921
Tony?

753
00:40:23,641 --> 00:40:25,161
Tony, what are you doing?

754
00:40:27,081 --> 00:40:28,761
[music continues]

755
00:40:35,881 --> 00:40:37,201
[exhales]

756
00:40:37,921 --> 00:40:39,161
[sighs]

757
00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:41,881
[train chugging]

758
00:40:43,281 --> 00:40:45,241
[train whistle blowing]

759
00:40:52,481 --> 00:40:55,121
[instrumental music]

760
00:41:02,521 --> 00:41:03,961
[relieved sigh]

761
00:41:04,561 --> 00:41:05,881
[inhales]

762
00:41:29,481 --> 00:41:31,681
[music continues]

763
00:41:40,361 --> 00:41:42,521
Ugh, I might've known
you'd take that with you.

764
00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:43,761
Dad: He never lets go of it.

765
00:41:43,841 --> 00:41:45,201
Young Roger: You can't play it
in the toilet.

766
00:41:45,281 --> 00:41:46,561
Celia: That's the only
place for it.

767
00:41:46,641 --> 00:41:48,001
You know,
don't think for a second...

768
00:41:48,081 --> 00:41:50,081
- that Grandad will play it.
- Best put it away, son.

769
00:41:50,161 --> 00:41:52,521
Celia: I mean, heaven forbid they find out
you spent your first wage packet

770
00:41:52,601 --> 00:41:53,921
on a record
you can't even play.

771
00:41:54,001 --> 00:41:55,601
Dad: That was a solid
apprenticeship, Anthony.

772
00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,401
Celia: You're not going to get
anything like that again.

773
00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:58,921
Dad: Two pound a week
before tax?

774
00:41:59,001 --> 00:42:00,921
He wants to be a singer.

775
00:42:01,001 --> 00:42:02,641
He what? You want to be a what?

776
00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:04,041
Trust me, son.
You've got many talents.

777
00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:06,361
- But, you're no Mario Lanza.
- Music's not a job.

778
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:07,401
You need a trade.

779
00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:09,361
Well then why's he got a guitar?

780
00:42:09,441 --> 00:42:11,281
Who? Who's got a what?

781
00:42:11,361 --> 00:42:13,721
Why's Roger got a guitar
from Auntie Vi?

782
00:42:14,721 --> 00:42:16,841
Don't spoil it for him.

783
00:42:16,921 --> 00:42:18,721
- It's not much of a mystery.
- He's only ten!

784
00:42:18,801 --> 00:42:21,001
- He's ruined it, Mum!
- You're upsetting him, Anthony.

785
00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:22,521
Fine, I'll leave it then.

786
00:42:22,601 --> 00:42:24,401
Next to... whatever
that could be.

787
00:42:24,481 --> 00:42:26,321
You know, I know for a fact
that that present

788
00:42:26,401 --> 00:42:27,601
was very hard to come by.

789
00:42:27,801 --> 00:42:29,561
Yeah. Brought her to tears.

790
00:42:32,641 --> 00:42:35,041
- What's that?
- What's he talking about?

791
00:42:35,121 --> 00:42:36,601
She cried when I asked her
about it.

792
00:42:37,001 --> 00:42:38,561
Said she was scared
or something.

793
00:42:39,881 --> 00:42:41,881
- Sh-- she did what?
- When did you see Auntie Vi?

794
00:42:41,961 --> 00:42:43,601
Celia: What did you ask her?

795
00:42:43,681 --> 00:42:45,561
Why she gave Roger
better presents.

796
00:42:46,401 --> 00:42:48,161
You never asked her that?

797
00:42:48,401 --> 00:42:49,841
When was this?

798
00:42:49,921 --> 00:42:51,121
Why did she cry?

799
00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:53,161
[dramatic music]

800
00:42:57,801 --> 00:42:59,041
What?

801
00:42:59,601 --> 00:43:00,841
What?

802
00:43:03,121 --> 00:43:04,721
Arthur, don't.

803
00:43:05,201 --> 00:43:06,881
Young Roger: What's going on?

804
00:43:06,961 --> 00:43:08,561
- He is ten.
- He's too young, Arthur.

805
00:43:09,241 --> 00:43:10,281
What is it?

806
00:43:10,361 --> 00:43:12,401
- You just be quiet, mind.
- There's something funny here.

807
00:43:12,481 --> 00:43:14,081
You won't half catch it
in a minute!

808
00:43:15,081 --> 00:43:16,401
Mum, what is it?

809
00:43:20,721 --> 00:43:22,761
Roger, darling.

810
00:43:24,481 --> 00:43:26,881
There are things, adult things,

811
00:43:26,961 --> 00:43:30,281
things that we'll talk about
when you're a bit more grown up.

812
00:43:30,361 --> 00:43:32,641
- Okay?
- When?

813
00:43:32,721 --> 00:43:35,321
When you're older.
Fifteen, sixteen.

814
00:43:36,721 --> 00:43:38,241
About Auntie Vi?

815
00:43:38,321 --> 00:43:40,721
Celia: Perhaps, but we'll talk
about it then.

816
00:43:41,481 --> 00:43:43,441
About why she buys me
nice presents?

817
00:43:44,561 --> 00:43:45,601
Well, that's part of it.

818
00:43:45,681 --> 00:43:48,641
Celia: But, as I-- as I say...
you'll just have to wait.

819
00:43:48,721 --> 00:43:50,041
- I can't wait.
Celia: Well, you'll have to.

820
00:43:50,121 --> 00:43:51,681
- We're not talking about this anymore.
- Mum--

821
00:43:51,761 --> 00:43:54,321
Roger, we're not talking
about this now and that's final!

822
00:43:54,401 --> 00:43:55,841
[music continues]

823
00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:22,761
[soft music]

824
00:44:26,841 --> 00:44:28,841
I think it's time, Celia.

825
00:44:38,841 --> 00:44:41,681
Anthony, wait in the corridor
a minute please.

826
00:44:44,881 --> 00:44:46,801
[music builds]

827
00:45:02,641 --> 00:45:04,601
[inaudible speech]

828
00:45:21,481 --> 00:45:24,841
Man 2 over PA: Kettering!
Next stop is Kettering!

829
00:45:26,841 --> 00:45:28,241
Kettering!

830
00:45:29,801 --> 00:45:31,801
[guitar music]

831
00:45:45,561 --> 00:45:47,201
[music continues]

832
00:45:54,681 --> 00:45:55,961
That's great!

833
00:46:07,121 --> 00:46:08,201
Hang on.

834
00:46:12,521 --> 00:46:14,601
Okay, go, wait, wait.
Go back to the beginning.

835
00:46:18,841 --> 00:46:20,921
♪ On the street ♪

836
00:46:21,721 --> 00:46:22,961
♪ Move your f... ♪

837
00:46:25,481 --> 00:46:27,521
♪ I got the desire ♪

838
00:46:29,601 --> 00:46:30,921
Wait, keep going.

839
00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:36,761
♪ Seagulls of love ♪

840
00:46:36,841 --> 00:46:40,601
of-- above...
♪ Seagulls above-- ♪

841
00:46:40,681 --> 00:46:42,681
Wait, wait, just give me that.
Give me that.

842
00:46:43,321 --> 00:46:45,401
It's not-- it's not bad.

843
00:46:49,441 --> 00:46:50,561
How about...

844
00:46:52,521 --> 00:46:55,121
♪ See out on the street ♪

845
00:46:56,281 --> 00:46:58,241
♪ Moving your feet ♪

846
00:46:59,521 --> 00:47:01,601
♪ Got the desire ♪

847
00:47:02,321 --> 00:47:05,601
♪ So don't put out the fire ♪

848
00:47:05,681 --> 00:47:07,561
♪ Why do you cry ♪

849
00:47:07,641 --> 00:47:10,881
♪ When you look at the sky? ♪

850
00:47:12,001 --> 00:47:14,201
♪ Maybe we've found ♪

851
00:47:15,081 --> 00:47:17,841
♪ A break in the clouds ♪

852
00:47:18,041 --> 00:47:20,481
♪ Seagull-- ♪

853
00:47:20,561 --> 00:47:22,201
Wait, wait, wait, er...

854
00:47:22,481 --> 00:47:26,001
Shall we make that 'eagles',
like, eagles of love.

855
00:47:26,281 --> 00:47:28,161
Eagles of... Yeah, sure.

856
00:47:28,241 --> 00:47:30,361
Young Roger: Yeah.
Eagles of Love, yeah.

857
00:47:30,441 --> 00:47:32,281
[guitar music]

858
00:47:32,361 --> 00:47:37,321
♪ Eagles of love ♪

859
00:47:39,001 --> 00:47:40,881
♪ Flying above ♪

860
00:47:41,801 --> 00:47:42,841
♪ Eagles of love ♪♪

861
00:47:42,921 --> 00:47:44,321
[applause]
Woo!

862
00:47:44,961 --> 00:47:47,321
- That was amazing.
- Who wrote that?

863
00:47:49,321 --> 00:47:51,801
He did. Er, no, we did.

864
00:47:51,881 --> 00:47:53,121
- It's beautiful.
- Amazing.

865
00:47:53,201 --> 00:47:55,241
Well, I wrote the words
actually.

866
00:47:55,481 --> 00:47:56,761
Why don't you come and join us?

867
00:47:56,841 --> 00:47:58,961
- Er, are we allowed in here?
- Absolutely not.

868
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:00,281
[all laughing]

869
00:48:00,681 --> 00:48:02,721
- This is--
- I'm Ray Davies.

870
00:48:02,801 --> 00:48:04,681
- Yeah, and I'm Marc Bolan.
- Who?

871
00:48:05,761 --> 00:48:07,161
Yeah, come and have a seat.

872
00:48:07,241 --> 00:48:08,801
[laughing]

873
00:48:08,881 --> 00:48:10,321
- Thank you.
- Here you go. No worries.

874
00:48:10,401 --> 00:48:11,841
Look at that. Look at that.

875
00:48:11,921 --> 00:48:13,441
Better than a Soho Trattoria.

876
00:48:13,521 --> 00:48:15,801
Yeah, we're gonna need more
plonk, hang on a minute.

877
00:48:15,881 --> 00:48:17,801
[girls chatter indistinctly]

878
00:48:17,881 --> 00:48:20,161
- Girl 1: Wait, what's he doing?
- Girl 2: He's gonna make...

879
00:48:20,241 --> 00:48:21,681
[girls laugh]
- Roger, what you doing?

880
00:48:23,521 --> 00:48:25,761
Hey, that's people's stuff.
Roger!

881
00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:28,241
[cheering]
Roger: Oh, hey!

882
00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:31,041
Woo! Wah-hey!

883
00:48:31,121 --> 00:48:32,681
Oi, pack it in, will ya?

884
00:48:32,761 --> 00:48:36,321
- You'll get us chucked off.
- Who gives a shit? Bingo.

885
00:48:36,401 --> 00:48:39,161
- Here we go, girls.
- Roger, you can't do that.

886
00:48:39,241 --> 00:48:40,321
I do what I bloody well like.

887
00:48:40,401 --> 00:48:42,281
Would madame care for
an aperitif?

888
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:44,921
Roger:
Wah-hey!

889
00:48:45,001 --> 00:48:46,601
[instrumental music]

890
00:48:51,401 --> 00:48:53,121
Tony, are you done yet?

891
00:48:53,361 --> 00:48:54,641
I could do with a hand.

892
00:48:56,961 --> 00:48:58,241
Sorry, Valerie,
do you wanna join us?

893
00:48:58,321 --> 00:48:59,721
Valerie: No, thank you, Roger.

894
00:48:59,801 --> 00:49:02,281
- Er, we got a bit carried away.
- I can see that.

895
00:49:03,801 --> 00:49:05,081
Girl 1: It's frightfully good here.

896
00:49:05,161 --> 00:49:07,041
Roger: Yeah, I know,
it's terribly Chelsea.

897
00:49:07,121 --> 00:49:08,361
Tony, I'm on my own here.

898
00:49:08,441 --> 00:49:10,121
I need the loo
and Jenny's lost Perky.

899
00:49:10,201 --> 00:49:11,521
[girls giggling]

900
00:49:11,601 --> 00:49:14,401
Yeah, so you enjoy music,
I take it, yeah?

901
00:49:14,761 --> 00:49:16,961
Who are those ladies?

902
00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:18,521
That's a very good question,
Jenny.

903
00:49:18,601 --> 00:49:20,161
I think we'd all like to know.

904
00:49:20,721 --> 00:49:23,161
Well, they're friends of Roger's.
You know what he's like.

905
00:49:23,321 --> 00:49:24,601
I know what you're like.

906
00:49:24,681 --> 00:49:26,321
Roger: Here you go,
have a little bit of this.

907
00:49:26,521 --> 00:49:27,721
Jenny: Mum!

908
00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:29,681
Are you going to find her toy,
or what?

909
00:49:31,961 --> 00:49:32,841
Come here.

910
00:49:33,601 --> 00:49:35,641
Look, I'm just, er--
I'm gonna...

911
00:49:36,881 --> 00:49:37,921
I'll be back.

912
00:49:38,001 --> 00:49:39,321
Roger:
Oh, what a dreadful shame.

913
00:49:39,401 --> 00:49:42,001
How am I possibly going to
entertain these two on my own?

914
00:49:42,721 --> 00:49:44,481
I'm sure you'll manage.

915
00:49:44,561 --> 00:49:46,681
- Listen to this, so--
- This is what you were just singing?

916
00:49:46,761 --> 00:49:48,321
Is Uncle Roger coming?

917
00:49:48,401 --> 00:49:50,561
Roger: What we were just doing,
yeah, let's sing-along.

918
00:49:50,641 --> 00:49:52,041
No, your uncle's busy.

919
00:49:52,121 --> 00:49:55,241
Aw...
♪ out on the street ♪

920
00:49:55,321 --> 00:49:57,361
♪ Moving your feet ♪

921
00:49:58,601 --> 00:50:01,361
♪ Got the desire ♪

922
00:50:01,441 --> 00:50:02,841
♪ Don't put out ♪♪

923
00:50:03,361 --> 00:50:04,961
[train chugging]

924
00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,801
[indistinct chatter]

925
00:50:12,001 --> 00:50:14,001
Darling. This guy...

926
00:50:14,641 --> 00:50:16,201
I don't like this wimpy guy.

927
00:50:17,521 --> 00:50:19,321
This interview is
not good for you.

928
00:50:20,521 --> 00:50:21,961
Don't talk to him, darling.

929
00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:23,281
I get rid of him.

930
00:50:23,961 --> 00:50:25,281
You, go now.

931
00:50:26,361 --> 00:50:27,841
You change this train.

932
00:50:27,921 --> 00:50:30,321
- We hardly started.
- No interview for you.

933
00:50:30,841 --> 00:50:32,721
- You don't like the single.
- It's not about what I like.

934
00:50:32,801 --> 00:50:35,041
- You think it's shit.
- I-- I...

935
00:50:35,121 --> 00:50:36,601
- I like parts of it.
[Astrid scoffs]

936
00:50:36,681 --> 00:50:38,881
Why you compare us
to the bloody Vumbers?

937
00:50:38,961 --> 00:50:40,161
- "Vumbers"?
Tony: "Vumbers"?

938
00:50:40,241 --> 00:50:41,841
- Vumbers.
- What are Vumbers?

939
00:50:41,921 --> 00:50:43,321
Vumbers? Vumbers.

940
00:50:43,401 --> 00:50:44,561
- V-- vumbers?
- Vumbers.

941
00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:46,361
- I'm sorry, I don't--
- Vumbers. Vumbers! Vumbers!

942
00:50:46,441 --> 00:50:49,081
- Remember you a Vumber!
- Oh! Er, Wombles?

943
00:50:49,161 --> 00:50:51,481
- Ja! Vumbers!
- You think I'm a Womble?

944
00:50:51,561 --> 00:50:54,961
- I-- I never said that!
- He wrote it, I can check it.

945
00:50:55,041 --> 00:50:56,281
Well, I-- I don't write
the whole paper.

946
00:50:56,361 --> 00:50:57,961
- I'm not a Womble, mate!
- Look, I know!

947
00:50:58,041 --> 00:50:59,801
I know you wanna be
taken seriously, yeah?

948
00:50:59,881 --> 00:51:01,321
But you've only had
novelty success so far.

949
00:51:01,401 --> 00:51:03,881
We sold twice as many as
the Vumbers!

950
00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:05,921
So, if-- if you want
credibility,

951
00:51:06,001 --> 00:51:07,681
you're gonna have to talk
to the music press.

952
00:51:07,761 --> 00:51:10,081
- Ja, but you twist it!
- I will not twist it!

953
00:51:10,161 --> 00:51:13,401
I just, I just want some answers
that make some sort of sense.

954
00:51:13,481 --> 00:51:15,801
I can't use a word of this
so far.

955
00:51:15,881 --> 00:51:17,841
Tony is a genius.

956
00:51:17,921 --> 00:51:20,681
Fine. Then show me.

957
00:51:24,881 --> 00:51:26,281
Tony.

958
00:51:27,801 --> 00:51:29,041
Yeah.

959
00:51:31,721 --> 00:51:33,721
We'll give you 20 minutes.

960
00:51:36,041 --> 00:51:37,081
Man: Good.

961
00:51:42,121 --> 00:51:43,921
So, why don't you start

962
00:51:44,001 --> 00:51:46,321
by helping me decipher
some of these song lyrics.

963
00:51:47,081 --> 00:51:48,281
Let's start with the hit.

964
00:51:49,921 --> 00:51:51,681
- The hit?
- Mmm.

965
00:51:51,761 --> 00:51:53,161
Eagles of Love.

966
00:51:53,241 --> 00:51:55,161
[instrumental music]

967
00:51:55,241 --> 00:51:56,361
Right.

968
00:51:56,841 --> 00:52:00,361
Well, um...
originally it was called Sea-

969
00:52:00,441 --> 00:52:03,281
- ow!
- Ha! Bulls eye!

970
00:52:03,361 --> 00:52:04,961
Bloody hell.

971
00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:06,881
Roger! What the hell?

972
00:52:07,401 --> 00:52:09,441
What bollocks has he
been telling ya?

973
00:52:09,521 --> 00:52:10,681
Nearly had me bleedin' head off.

974
00:52:10,761 --> 00:52:13,041
Astrid: Roger, you really lucky
not to kill him!

975
00:52:13,121 --> 00:52:16,201
Ahh, pull your knickers out
your crack, Astrid. He's fine--

976
00:52:16,281 --> 00:52:18,161
Hey, don't talk to her
like that.

977
00:52:18,241 --> 00:52:20,201
Roger, you sit next door.
Tony's doing his interview.

978
00:52:20,281 --> 00:52:22,761
No, no.
He's got enough credit already.

979
00:52:23,121 --> 00:52:25,121
- What does that mean?
- Like you don't know.

980
00:52:25,201 --> 00:52:27,361
You feel Tony doesn't
speak for the band?

981
00:52:27,441 --> 00:52:29,361
Course I don't!
This thing running?

982
00:52:29,441 --> 00:52:31,401
- Yeah.
- Whoa, careful.

983
00:52:31,801 --> 00:52:34,081
- [Astrid speaking own language]
- Come on, Rodge. Come on now.

984
00:52:34,161 --> 00:52:36,041
No, what, why?
You getting nervous, are we, Tony?

985
00:52:36,121 --> 00:52:38,081
Worried your secret
might come out?

986
00:52:38,161 --> 00:52:41,321
Whoops!
Oooh, ooh, naughty Roger!

987
00:52:41,401 --> 00:52:43,921
Slap on the wrist!
Go and sit on the naughty step!

988
00:52:44,001 --> 00:52:45,161
Maybe we should do this later.

989
00:52:45,241 --> 00:52:46,521
Oh, that's what you'd like,
isn't it?

990
00:52:46,601 --> 00:52:49,081
Roger, mate. Honestly, I don't know
what you're talking about.

991
00:52:49,161 --> 00:52:50,961
Ooh, playing it like that,
are we?

992
00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:52,761
- Roger, I'm not doing anything!
- Yeah!

993
00:52:53,161 --> 00:52:55,441
That's exactly the
problem right there!

994
00:52:55,521 --> 00:52:57,281
- I don't understand.
- Too right!

995
00:52:57,361 --> 00:52:59,201
Man: So, you're saying
Tony's not involved

996
00:52:59,281 --> 00:53:00,641
much in terms of creativity?

997
00:53:00,721 --> 00:53:03,321
[chuckles] This twat couldn't
play the wobble board.

998
00:53:03,561 --> 00:53:05,481
- You stop this interview now.
- Tony: No, no, no, no.

999
00:53:05,561 --> 00:53:07,801
It's-- it's alright,
it's alright. I wanna hear it.

1000
00:53:07,881 --> 00:53:11,241
Look, whatever's wrong, Roger,
we can sort it out.

1001
00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:13,001
Yeah, not with a tape recorder!

1002
00:53:13,081 --> 00:53:15,841
- You my shrink now?
- You're upset. I can see that.

1003
00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:17,401
What is it?

1004
00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:20,081
[instrumental music]

1005
00:53:22,281 --> 00:53:25,281
You really want to open
that can of worms, Tone?

1006
00:53:27,601 --> 00:53:29,281
'Cause you know what's inside.

1007
00:53:29,961 --> 00:53:31,681
[dramatic music]

1008
00:53:34,001 --> 00:53:35,281
What?

1009
00:53:39,561 --> 00:53:43,241
Another can, brother.

1010
00:53:44,881 --> 00:53:45,841
I just...

1011
00:53:47,561 --> 00:53:50,321
I just wanna make this work,
Rodge.

1012
00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:52,001
That's all I want.

1013
00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:57,081
Okay, fine.

1014
00:53:57,161 --> 00:53:59,721
Let's do it!
Let's get into it.

1015
00:53:59,801 --> 00:54:02,081
- First, we need champagne.
Astrid: Nej, Roger.

1016
00:54:02,161 --> 00:54:05,601
- No more with the booze.
- Hey, you. Mr. Pastry.

1017
00:54:05,681 --> 00:54:06,881
Champagne for the whole
carriage!

1018
00:54:06,961 --> 00:54:08,681
Come on, that's too much, Rodge.

1019
00:54:08,761 --> 00:54:10,601
See how nervous he gets at
the sight of money.

1020
00:54:10,841 --> 00:54:12,761
Ask him why
he lives in Guernsey.

1021
00:54:13,681 --> 00:54:16,201
- I live in Guernsey?
- Ninety percent, I pay!

1022
00:54:16,281 --> 00:54:18,481
I'd be surprised
if he pays two bob!

1023
00:54:18,681 --> 00:54:21,001
We find another day,
we do this after Christmas.

1024
00:54:21,081 --> 00:54:23,361
No, Astrid!
We do this now!

1025
00:54:23,441 --> 00:54:26,761
Tony: That's just rude, Rodge.
Come on, you're not like this!

1026
00:54:26,841 --> 00:54:27,921
This isn't you!

1027
00:54:28,001 --> 00:54:31,641
You don't know the first thing
about what I'm like.

1028
00:54:37,161 --> 00:54:39,961
- Have a question, chief?
- Um, well, there's, er...

1029
00:54:40,041 --> 00:54:42,681
There's been some, er-- er,
uncertainty, rumors, actually.

1030
00:54:42,761 --> 00:54:43,881
- Oh?!
- Yeah, about the band.

1031
00:54:43,961 --> 00:54:46,121
Roger: Ooh! Yeah.
- Regarding your performances.

1032
00:54:46,201 --> 00:54:47,881
You-- you've had many
TV appearances.

1033
00:54:47,961 --> 00:54:49,121
Top of the Pops, Crackerjack--

1034
00:54:49,201 --> 00:54:50,761
- And, so forth.
- Crackerjack, yeah. Um...

1035
00:54:50,841 --> 00:54:53,321
But, there wasn't
any mention of the band...

1036
00:54:53,601 --> 00:54:55,281
ever singing live.

1037
00:54:55,361 --> 00:54:57,921
[gasps]
ohhh!

1038
00:54:58,001 --> 00:55:00,201
Wonder why that is?

1039
00:55:00,521 --> 00:55:02,481
Why do you think that is, Tone?

1040
00:55:02,961 --> 00:55:05,041
Tony's voice is very delicate.

1041
00:55:05,121 --> 00:55:06,681
Oh, that's right. That's right.

1042
00:55:06,761 --> 00:55:10,361
Tony's voice is so delicate--
Write it down.

1043
00:55:10,441 --> 00:55:14,121
It's so unique to have
Tony's style,

1044
00:55:14,201 --> 00:55:17,081
Tony's charisma,
and Tony's singing voice

1045
00:55:17,161 --> 00:55:19,361
all in one amazing package.

1046
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,801
I mean, imagine if
I could sing, for example.

1047
00:55:21,881 --> 00:55:23,601
That just wouldn't work,
would it?

1048
00:55:24,681 --> 00:55:27,161
Who'd want to listen to
a boring twat like me?!

1049
00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:29,881
- Okay, that's enough now.
- But, Tony...

1050
00:55:30,161 --> 00:55:32,681
Tony has it all.

1051
00:55:34,561 --> 00:55:35,961
Go on, Tony...

1052
00:55:37,201 --> 00:55:38,481
give us a little tune.

1053
00:55:38,561 --> 00:55:40,201
I'm sure we'd all
like to hear it.

1054
00:55:45,761 --> 00:55:47,761
- Wait, you can't do that.
- Oh, it's alright, Astrid.

1055
00:55:47,841 --> 00:55:49,401
He won't use the tape.

1056
00:55:49,481 --> 00:55:50,681
Of course
I'm gonna use the tape.

1057
00:55:50,761 --> 00:55:52,921
- Trust me, he won't.
- Astrid: How do you know?

1058
00:55:54,321 --> 00:55:55,441
Tony:
Where's he going?

1059
00:56:03,481 --> 00:56:04,841
Is he saying what I think
he's saying?

1060
00:56:04,921 --> 00:56:06,201
Definitely not.

1061
00:56:06,281 --> 00:56:08,841
Well, what-- what do you think
he's saying?

1062
00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:13,961
I suppose, he's suggesting...

1063
00:56:14,921 --> 00:56:17,241
that it's not actually you
that's singing.

1064
00:56:19,561 --> 00:56:21,441
- What the--
- Oh my God!

1065
00:56:21,521 --> 00:56:23,481
[indistinct shouting]

1066
00:56:23,561 --> 00:56:26,441
Champagne for everyone!

1067
00:56:37,681 --> 00:56:39,201
And?

1068
00:56:44,521 --> 00:56:46,081
Tristan: Tony, are you with us?

1069
00:56:47,161 --> 00:56:49,081
- Eh?
- Is there something wrong?

1070
00:56:49,961 --> 00:56:51,281
I, um...

1071
00:56:51,721 --> 00:56:53,561
Tristan: Well, just start
from the top. [Laughs]

1072
00:56:53,641 --> 00:56:55,841
- From what?
- You say...

1073
00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,881
"Well, I've had an
absolutely delightful trip..."

1074
00:57:01,161 --> 00:57:04,761
Well, I've had an absolutely
delightful trip.

1075
00:57:04,841 --> 00:57:06,441
Lovely!

1076
00:57:06,521 --> 00:57:07,721
Walking forward.

1077
00:57:10,641 --> 00:57:11,641
Carry on!

1078
00:57:11,721 --> 00:57:12,961
And, thanks to the advanced

1079
00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:15,041
passenger train's
unique design...

1080
00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:17,161
Wiggling the model...

1081
00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,041
You what?

1082
00:57:19,121 --> 00:57:20,801
[mouthing]

1083
00:57:24,521 --> 00:57:25,681
oh! Um...

1084
00:57:26,681 --> 00:57:29,601
Er, we've been travelling at
an average speed

1085
00:57:29,681 --> 00:57:31,041
of 100 miles per hour.

1086
00:57:31,801 --> 00:57:33,801
Tristan:
Then to the breakfast table.

1087
00:57:37,801 --> 00:57:38,801
And, sit.

1088
00:57:40,401 --> 00:57:45,321
Er, but my coffee cup
hasn't spilt a drop.

1089
00:57:45,401 --> 00:57:47,681
And, you go to take a drink.
Er, but don't take a drink.

1090
00:57:48,441 --> 00:57:49,441
- What?
- Yeah.

1091
00:57:49,521 --> 00:57:51,081
And that's the basic shape of it.

1092
00:57:51,161 --> 00:57:54,281
Tristan, I'm just, er, wondering
if Tony's shorts are bit short.

1093
00:57:54,361 --> 00:57:55,321
[sighs]

1094
00:57:57,521 --> 00:58:01,081
Er, Tony. Er, we've got to
make a little change.

1095
00:58:01,401 --> 00:58:02,561
Bernard!

1096
00:58:03,201 --> 00:58:04,441
I don't know whose idea it was

1097
00:58:04,521 --> 00:58:06,121
to sit you opposite
Bella Emberg.

1098
00:58:06,361 --> 00:58:07,841
You'll come with me, my dear.

1099
00:58:07,921 --> 00:58:10,121
I think I've found a
perfect spot for you.

1100
00:58:13,801 --> 00:58:17,801
I don't suppose you have this
problem with radio! [Laughs]

1101
00:58:17,881 --> 00:58:19,441
Anyway,
I think you're going to be

1102
00:58:19,521 --> 00:58:21,081
very pleased
with the replacement.

1103
00:58:21,161 --> 00:58:22,441
[clears throat]

1104
00:58:22,841 --> 00:58:24,041
[mouthing]

1105
00:58:24,121 --> 00:58:25,241
[mouthing]

1106
00:58:29,041 --> 00:58:30,361
[laughs]

1107
00:58:32,081 --> 00:58:34,161
- I'm so excited!
- Yeah, so am I.

1108
00:58:34,241 --> 00:58:35,761
I was only planning to watch,
I promise you.

1109
00:58:35,881 --> 00:58:37,961
- It's okay.
- Look, I'm shaking.

1110
00:58:38,361 --> 00:58:40,961
- Hold my hand, please.
- Don't worry, you'll be fine.

1111
00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:48,601
- So, what we doing after this?
- What do you mean?

1112
00:58:49,121 --> 00:58:50,721
Well, everyone's talking
about going to your club.

1113
00:58:52,081 --> 00:58:53,281
Sure.

1114
00:58:53,361 --> 00:58:56,201
- So that's me going home then?
- Why?

1115
00:58:56,281 --> 00:58:57,921
Well, you're not gonna
let me in, are ya?

1116
00:58:58,001 --> 00:58:59,761
- Course I will!
- Really?

1117
00:58:59,841 --> 00:59:01,441
- Yeah!
- Really?

1118
00:59:01,521 --> 00:59:02,681
- Yeah!
- Oh!

1119
00:59:02,761 --> 00:59:04,201
[Tony laughs]
Thank you!

1120
00:59:04,281 --> 00:59:05,921
- Thank you so much!
- Oh! Oh-ho!

1121
00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,681
Sorry, Tony. Just wondering if
the shorts are a bit short?

1122
00:59:09,401 --> 00:59:12,721
Um... I don't know, do you--
Do you think they look alright?

1123
00:59:12,801 --> 00:59:14,441
Well, they just look a bit... short.

1124
00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:15,921
I think they look great.

1125
00:59:17,681 --> 00:59:19,401
- Yeah, okay.
- Do you think?

1126
00:59:19,481 --> 00:59:21,281
They're better than the shorts
you had in the other ad.

1127
00:59:21,361 --> 00:59:23,281
[laughter]

1128
00:59:23,841 --> 00:59:25,721
[all laughing]

1129
00:59:26,561 --> 00:59:27,641
Listen, Tony.

1130
00:59:27,721 --> 00:59:30,321
Er, we need to make an
incy-wincy change to the script.

1131
00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:32,481
That bit about
the APT travelling

1132
00:59:32,561 --> 00:59:35,521
faster than twice the legal limit
of a car on a motorway...

1133
00:59:35,601 --> 00:59:36,881
Well, Sandy pointed out,

1134
00:59:36,961 --> 00:59:39,681
might not be appropriate
given recent events?

1135
00:59:40,001 --> 00:59:41,441
- Recent events?
- And, with a date set

1136
00:59:41,521 --> 00:59:43,601
for the court case,
it's probably best

1137
00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:45,961
to avoid any potential overlap.

1138
00:59:46,241 --> 00:59:47,281
How do you mean?

1139
00:59:47,361 --> 00:59:49,241
Obviously we all wish your
brother the very best--

1140
00:59:49,321 --> 00:59:51,281
- Roger?
- We can't in any way

1141
00:59:51,361 --> 00:59:54,041
associate this campaign
with what happened.

1142
00:59:54,121 --> 00:59:55,841
I'm sure you'll understand.

1143
00:59:56,041 --> 00:59:57,961
We'll just snip that bit out,
shall we?

1144
00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:00,561
- Okay. Okay.
- What-- what... what happened?

1145
01:00:00,641 --> 01:00:03,241
Man 2 over PA: Your next station
is Market Harborough.

1146
01:00:03,321 --> 01:00:05,241
Market Harborough
your next stop.

1147
01:00:11,161 --> 01:00:12,801
Are you okay?

1148
01:00:13,481 --> 01:00:14,841
What, er, I'm fine, I'm fine.

1149
01:00:14,921 --> 01:00:16,401
You're taking it all very well.

1150
01:00:16,921 --> 01:00:18,761
I don't know what's going on.
[sighs]

1151
01:00:22,481 --> 01:00:23,801
Jenny: None of us do.

1152
01:00:26,841 --> 01:00:28,721
[intense music]

1153
01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:31,441
I love you.

1154
01:00:32,401 --> 01:00:33,321
What?

1155
01:00:33,961 --> 01:00:35,241
I love you, Dad.

1156
01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:37,881
[clanking]
Whoa. Whoa.

1157
01:00:37,961 --> 01:00:39,601
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1158
01:00:39,681 --> 01:00:42,161
- Whoa.
- Er, To-- To-- To-- Tony.

1159
01:00:42,241 --> 01:00:43,561
Is there something wrong?!

1160
01:00:43,641 --> 01:00:44,761
I heard he was difficult.

1161
01:00:46,881 --> 01:00:49,081
Roger: Widow Twankie?
- What?

1162
01:00:49,161 --> 01:00:51,241
You do realize this is bullshit?

1163
01:00:51,321 --> 01:00:52,761
Roger: They better be paying
you a shit load

1164
01:00:52,841 --> 01:00:54,681
'cause you look like
a knob head, Tone.

1165
01:00:54,761 --> 01:00:56,121
Sorry to say it, but it's true.

1166
01:00:56,201 --> 01:00:58,041
You're a serious artist, mate.

1167
01:00:58,121 --> 01:00:59,841
Not Danny La bloody Rue.

1168
01:00:59,921 --> 01:01:01,841
What we need to do is
get back out there.

1169
01:01:01,921 --> 01:01:03,721
Get some of the old
material released.

1170
01:01:03,801 --> 01:01:06,401
We recorded some gems back then.

1171
01:01:06,481 --> 01:01:08,881
There's this guy I knew, right.
Alan, his name is.

1172
01:01:08,961 --> 01:01:12,441
Mainly does plumbing at the
moment, but he's proper loaded.

1173
01:01:12,521 --> 01:01:14,481
I told him about
the music we did together

1174
01:01:14,561 --> 01:01:17,121
and he said he might wanna
release some of it.

1175
01:01:17,201 --> 01:01:19,681
Just gotta get hold
of the shitting master tapes.

1176
01:01:19,761 --> 01:01:21,361
Anyway, point is,

1177
01:01:21,441 --> 01:01:24,081
Alan's not gonna take us seriously

1178
01:01:24,161 --> 01:01:26,521
if you're twanking off
in crap like this.

1179
01:01:26,601 --> 01:01:28,001
What's that on your leg?

1180
01:01:30,161 --> 01:01:32,121
Oh. Ha. That.

1181
01:01:32,921 --> 01:01:35,201
That's a pain in the ass,
that's what that is.

1182
01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:37,801
Why do they have to make
these things so ugly?

1183
01:01:38,001 --> 01:01:40,081
Pattie made an amazing
cover that said,

1184
01:01:40,161 --> 01:01:41,561
"An hard act to follow..."

1185
01:01:41,761 --> 01:01:43,441
but, the probation officer said

1186
01:01:43,521 --> 01:01:45,241
it interfered with the signal.

1187
01:01:45,681 --> 01:01:47,641
Mum's installed
a base station over Christmas.

1188
01:01:47,841 --> 01:01:49,841
Just another thing that's
freaking her out.

1189
01:01:50,161 --> 01:01:51,761
I mean,
she's an old woman, Tone.

1190
01:01:51,841 --> 01:01:53,201
She doesn't need all this.

1191
01:01:53,321 --> 01:01:54,601
Is she okay?

1192
01:01:54,801 --> 01:01:57,041
Roger: Course not, and all this
bollocks they've been saying.

1193
01:01:57,121 --> 01:01:59,081
It's the last thing she needs.

1194
01:01:59,161 --> 01:02:01,841
- Like what?
- That I went to rehab.

1195
01:02:01,921 --> 01:02:03,161
So what?

1196
01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:06,161
It's boring, everyone goes
to rehab these days.

1197
01:02:06,321 --> 01:02:08,121
So I sacked it off
and did it myself.

1198
01:02:08,201 --> 01:02:10,281
So did Pattie.
Piece of piss, eighteen months.

1199
01:02:10,361 --> 01:02:13,001
Cheers. Done. Move on.
What's next?

1200
01:02:13,401 --> 01:02:14,841
Anyway, you heard about
the festival?

1201
01:02:15,201 --> 01:02:17,161
Er, what?

1202
01:02:17,241 --> 01:02:18,601
We're doing a festival
this summer.

1203
01:02:18,681 --> 01:02:19,801
Well, maybe next summer.

1204
01:02:19,881 --> 01:02:22,401
Anyway, we got a line-up planned
you wouldn't believe.

1205
01:02:22,481 --> 01:02:25,601
So... how old was Hendrix
when he died?

1206
01:02:26,721 --> 01:02:28,561
Er, twenty-seven.

1207
01:02:28,641 --> 01:02:30,601
Exactly. Joplin.

1208
01:02:30,921 --> 01:02:32,041
Brian Jones.

1209
01:02:32,161 --> 01:02:34,201
Jim Morrison.
Buddy Holly.

1210
01:02:34,401 --> 01:02:37,201
- I don't think Buddy Holly was.
- Kurt Cobain.

1211
01:02:37,441 --> 01:02:39,841
- Who?
- We get bands.

1212
01:02:40,081 --> 01:02:42,521
Good bands.
You know, bands we like.

1213
01:02:42,721 --> 01:02:44,441
To pretend they're
twenty-seven again,

1214
01:02:44,521 --> 01:02:48,321
and do a set, exactly as they
would've done back then.

1215
01:02:48,921 --> 01:02:51,401
Roger: Rick Wakeman
in a gold cape.

1216
01:02:51,481 --> 01:02:54,361
Peter Gabriel as a daffodil.

1217
01:02:54,441 --> 01:02:56,361
- Well, it was a sunflower.
- Exactly.

1218
01:02:56,441 --> 01:02:58,521
I'd pay to see that.
Wouldn't you?

1219
01:02:58,921 --> 01:03:01,241
Roger: That's what I wanted to
talk to you about, Tone.

1220
01:03:02,121 --> 01:03:03,641
You move in these circles.

1221
01:03:03,961 --> 01:03:04,961
I do?

1222
01:03:06,041 --> 01:03:07,321
You're the one in here.

1223
01:03:09,481 --> 01:03:11,041
They're all at these dos.

1224
01:03:13,921 --> 01:03:15,881
So you want me
to ask Peter Gabriel

1225
01:03:15,961 --> 01:03:17,841
to dress up as a sunflower?

1226
01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:19,561
Roger: Listen, if he
hadn't done it

1227
01:03:19,641 --> 01:03:21,281
before it'd be weird,
I grant ya.

1228
01:03:21,361 --> 01:03:23,241
But it's probably
still in his wardrobe.

1229
01:03:23,641 --> 01:03:25,721
Do I go to these
sorts of parties?

1230
01:03:25,801 --> 01:03:27,521
Roger: Course you do. Look.

1231
01:03:27,881 --> 01:03:30,161
That's me with
Christopher Biggins, Roger.

1232
01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:31,721
He's hardly Dylan.

1233
01:03:31,961 --> 01:03:34,481
Roger: Biggins might even know
Dylan. Who knows.

1234
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:37,241
Point is, we get
to these people,

1235
01:03:37,321 --> 01:03:39,921
they hear the idea,
they'll love it.

1236
01:03:40,001 --> 01:03:41,801
[sighs] But, well...

1237
01:03:41,881 --> 01:03:42,961
Roger: What?

1238
01:03:44,241 --> 01:03:46,281
You're not sort of suggesting...

1239
01:03:46,801 --> 01:03:48,041
Roger: What?
- Well...

1240
01:03:48,721 --> 01:03:50,641
You're not saying that
they should've died

1241
01:03:50,721 --> 01:03:51,921
when they were twenty-seven?

1242
01:03:56,841 --> 01:03:58,281
Okay.

1243
01:03:58,521 --> 01:04:00,041
- Don't help me then, Tone.
- Roger.

1244
01:04:00,121 --> 01:04:01,641
Don't do it then, Tone.
Don't help me.

1245
01:04:01,721 --> 01:04:03,641
You sit there, top of the world.

1246
01:04:03,721 --> 01:04:05,801
- Just need someone to get the ball rolling.
- Calm down, look--

1247
01:04:05,881 --> 01:04:06,961
I've had a few rough years,
Tone.

1248
01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:08,561
- Dunno if you've noticed.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.

1249
01:04:08,641 --> 01:04:10,921
- Can't rely on your family.
- Okay, okay!

1250
01:04:11,001 --> 01:04:13,201
Truth is Tone,
I'm not doing this for me.

1251
01:04:13,281 --> 01:04:14,961
I'm doing it for our mum.
Well, your mum.

1252
01:04:15,041 --> 01:04:17,041
- Don't say that.
- Well, it's true, isn't it?

1253
01:04:17,121 --> 01:04:18,321
Okay, okay! I'll do it!
I'll do it.

1254
01:04:18,401 --> 01:04:20,561
I'll do whatever you need.
[chuckles]

1255
01:04:23,161 --> 01:04:24,121
See.

1256
01:04:24,841 --> 01:04:26,041
There you go.

1257
01:04:27,001 --> 01:04:28,401
You just wait, Tone.

1258
01:04:28,481 --> 01:04:29,841
This is just the beginning.

1259
01:04:33,921 --> 01:04:35,561
Tell you what, we'll come see

1260
01:04:35,641 --> 01:04:37,481
this pile of twank
after Christmas.

1261
01:04:37,721 --> 01:04:39,161
Roger: Deal?
- Mm.

1262
01:04:40,481 --> 01:04:41,441
Tony: Deal.

1263
01:04:43,481 --> 01:04:45,641
You know, you can get
a drink if you like.

1264
01:04:46,001 --> 01:04:47,121
Don't bother us.

1265
01:04:48,561 --> 01:04:50,441
Yeah, I might do that actually.

1266
01:04:50,521 --> 01:04:52,241
Roger: Yeah. [Chuckles]

1267
01:04:52,321 --> 01:04:53,561
Knock yourself out.

1268
01:04:54,081 --> 01:04:55,241
Cuz.

1269
01:05:01,441 --> 01:05:04,321
[soft music]

1270
01:05:20,081 --> 01:05:21,201
Dad?

1271
01:05:27,001 --> 01:05:28,121
Dad?

1272
01:05:28,721 --> 01:05:29,761
You okay?

1273
01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:35,241
I need to remember to
check the car insurance.

1274
01:05:42,881 --> 01:05:44,201
Yeah, that's...

1275
01:05:44,521 --> 01:05:45,881
probably a good idea.

1276
01:05:57,401 --> 01:05:59,441
[sobbing]

1277
01:06:01,481 --> 01:06:02,761
[sighs]

1278
01:06:04,201 --> 01:06:05,721
[sighs]

1279
01:06:13,921 --> 01:06:15,401
Take it easy. Eh, mate?

1280
01:06:17,801 --> 01:06:19,641
[sobbing]

1281
01:06:36,441 --> 01:06:37,801
That the actual hat?

1282
01:06:37,881 --> 01:06:38,881
[chuckles]

1283
01:06:38,961 --> 01:06:40,281
What?

1284
01:06:40,841 --> 01:06:42,841
Well, the actual real hat.

1285
01:06:42,921 --> 01:06:44,481
We watched every episode.

1286
01:06:44,881 --> 01:06:46,801
- You would've won it.
- Yeah, definitely.

1287
01:06:47,001 --> 01:06:48,121
Will they let you go back?

1288
01:06:48,481 --> 01:06:50,281
Jenny: Of course they won't let
him go back.

1289
01:06:50,361 --> 01:06:53,281
David: But, what about all that
work he's had done?

1290
01:06:53,681 --> 01:06:56,201
Jenny: It's taken twenty years
off ya, honestly.

1291
01:06:56,281 --> 01:06:57,961
David: But no one will see it.

1292
01:06:58,121 --> 01:06:59,921
You know, you surprised me, Dad.

1293
01:07:00,681 --> 01:07:02,081
- I did?
- Yeah.

1294
01:07:02,321 --> 01:07:03,561
It was quite a sacrifice.

1295
01:07:04,281 --> 01:07:06,121
And a hell of a long way
to come.

1296
01:07:07,561 --> 01:07:10,161
We wouldn't have minded
if you stayed in Australia.

1297
01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:13,721
What's Abi Titmuss really like?

1298
01:07:14,281 --> 01:07:15,241
Who?

1299
01:07:15,321 --> 01:07:18,081
Oh, yeah, like you didn't
notice. [Chuckles]

1300
01:07:20,961 --> 01:07:22,841
Are we allowed to laugh, Mum?

1301
01:07:23,161 --> 01:07:25,201
Yeah, of course you are,
darling.

1302
01:07:25,441 --> 01:07:27,841
This is a time for
happy memories too.

1303
01:07:28,121 --> 01:07:30,081
Y-you put them
on your page.

1304
01:07:31,081 --> 01:07:33,521
David's doing a MySpace page...

1305
01:07:33,601 --> 01:07:35,361
- What do you think?
- Hmm?

1306
01:07:35,441 --> 01:07:38,281
- It's not loading properly.
- Eh?

1307
01:07:39,121 --> 01:07:41,041
Jenny: Yeah, it's lovely,
isn't it?

1308
01:07:41,441 --> 01:07:42,921
Oh, it's marvelous.

1309
01:07:44,641 --> 01:07:46,601
I wonder what
she would've thought of it.

1310
01:07:46,841 --> 01:07:47,881
She?

1311
01:07:48,081 --> 01:07:49,241
Mum.

1312
01:07:49,361 --> 01:07:50,481
Grandma.

1313
01:07:51,521 --> 01:07:52,961
Well, you can ask her yourself.

1314
01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:54,361
What?

1315
01:07:54,441 --> 01:07:56,401
Grandma, what do you think
of David's webpage?

1316
01:07:56,481 --> 01:07:57,441
His what?

1317
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,641
He's, he's done a special page
on the internet for Roger.

1318
01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:03,401
Well, it's no good to him now.

1319
01:08:04,201 --> 01:08:06,041
Jenny: Oh, no, it's about Roger.

1320
01:08:06,121 --> 01:08:08,241
Oh, those things
make my eyes hurt.

1321
01:08:08,321 --> 01:08:10,241
Jenny: Y-you can type
a message, here.

1322
01:08:11,121 --> 01:08:12,761
Celia: Why would I
wanna do that?

1323
01:08:12,841 --> 01:08:14,281
Jenny: He's worked
so hard on it.

1324
01:08:14,361 --> 01:08:16,801
Celia: We worked as hard as
we could for Roger.

1325
01:08:16,881 --> 01:08:18,921
Did everything we could.

1326
01:08:19,441 --> 01:08:21,081
Maybe we could've done more.

1327
01:08:21,321 --> 01:08:24,441
Jenny: No, I mean the page on
the worldwide web.

1328
01:08:24,521 --> 01:08:27,121
Maybe we did the wrong thing.

1329
01:08:27,201 --> 01:08:29,241
- I don't know.
- Come on, Celia.

1330
01:08:29,561 --> 01:08:31,161
Let's get you settled
down here with Arthur.

1331
01:08:31,801 --> 01:08:33,481
[soft music]

1332
01:08:34,601 --> 01:08:36,321
I'll always have to
live with that.

1333
01:08:36,401 --> 01:08:37,841
You have a little rest.

1334
01:08:38,801 --> 01:08:41,481
And we'll be right over here
if you need anything.

1335
01:08:41,561 --> 01:08:44,081
Celia: We should've kept it
to ourselves.

1336
01:08:45,681 --> 01:08:47,441
But Arthur said no.

1337
01:08:49,401 --> 01:08:51,481
[dramatic music]

1338
01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:05,841
Cleo: Thank you, love.

1339
01:09:07,921 --> 01:09:09,921
I don't see why
she blames herself.

1340
01:09:10,001 --> 01:09:12,561
Her mind's set. She still thinks
Roger didn't drink.

1341
01:09:12,641 --> 01:09:15,321
- You what?
- Told her it was all lies.

1342
01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:17,241
Yeah, then swigs vodka
from a water bottle

1343
01:09:17,321 --> 01:09:19,161
right in front of her.
Bold as brass.

1344
01:09:19,241 --> 01:09:21,761
- No.
- Was Pattie that fooled me.

1345
01:09:21,841 --> 01:09:23,481
You know, I was sure
she was good news.

1346
01:09:23,561 --> 01:09:25,281
She was as bad as him.

1347
01:09:25,361 --> 01:09:27,241
Jenny: You know she turned up
at my work once.

1348
01:09:27,321 --> 01:09:29,041
Some sob story about
Roger beating her up.

1349
01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:31,361
- Complete nonsense.
- Yeah, I gave her 60 quid, didn't I?

1350
01:09:31,441 --> 01:09:34,121
Turns out Roger's waiting downstairs.
He goes straight to the offy.

1351
01:09:34,281 --> 01:09:36,121
Cleo: And you were way too kind.

1352
01:09:36,721 --> 01:09:38,481
Jenny: Bad as she was though,
when those two split...

1353
01:09:38,561 --> 01:09:40,521
- oh, that was a mistake.
- Beginning of the end, that was.

1354
01:09:40,601 --> 01:09:41,761
Cleo: He never really
got over it.

1355
01:09:41,841 --> 01:09:43,201
Jenny:
Pattie this, Pattie that.

1356
01:09:43,281 --> 01:09:46,081
He got it in his head that she
was in Portsmouth or something.

1357
01:09:47,081 --> 01:09:48,401
That's where he was walking to?

1358
01:09:48,481 --> 01:09:50,841
Yeah, right down the
middle of the M27.

1359
01:09:53,361 --> 01:09:54,721
- Oh, sorry.
- Cleo!

1360
01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:57,401
[dramatic music]

1361
01:09:59,561 --> 01:10:00,841
It was just horrible.

1362
01:10:04,001 --> 01:10:06,161
[music continues]

1363
01:10:08,281 --> 01:10:09,841
I should've done something.

1364
01:10:10,041 --> 01:10:11,401
Jenny:
No one could've stopped him.

1365
01:10:11,481 --> 01:10:13,281
He only listens to me.

1366
01:10:13,361 --> 01:10:15,361
We were the Mighty Towers.

1367
01:10:15,441 --> 01:10:17,121
It's not such a great name anymore.

1368
01:10:18,201 --> 01:10:20,201
[deep sighs]

1369
01:10:29,681 --> 01:10:30,801
Auntie Vi.

1370
01:10:33,001 --> 01:10:36,601
They run in the street. [Sniffs]

1371
01:10:37,601 --> 01:10:41,081
Who can keep an eye on them
twenty-four hours a day?

1372
01:10:44,081 --> 01:10:45,881
I'm not Celia.

1373
01:10:46,801 --> 01:10:47,801
That's not me.

1374
01:10:50,321 --> 01:10:51,881
I was too scared.

1375
01:10:54,121 --> 01:10:55,161
Auntie.

1376
01:11:06,401 --> 01:11:08,201
No. No.

1377
01:11:09,561 --> 01:11:11,641
Roger:
Come on, Tony, ya bellend.

1378
01:11:11,961 --> 01:11:14,761
Listen, this fella from
Gladiators.

1379
01:11:15,081 --> 01:11:18,001
He must know people,
that show's massive.

1380
01:11:18,401 --> 01:11:20,161
You get me
ten minutes with Wolf,

1381
01:11:20,241 --> 01:11:21,281
just let me talk to him.

1382
01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:22,681
Let me explain the concept
and you know-

1383
01:11:22,761 --> 01:11:24,681
Hey! What the hell
are you doing?

1384
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:26,801
- Enough of this, Roger!
- Give that back!

1385
01:11:26,881 --> 01:11:28,561
If you want water,
I'll get you water.

1386
01:11:29,361 --> 01:11:30,641
Man 2 over PA:
Leicester, your next stop.

1387
01:11:30,721 --> 01:11:32,241
Next stop, Leicester.

1388
01:11:32,321 --> 01:11:33,881
Okay, you got me.

1389
01:11:33,961 --> 01:11:36,001
- What do you want, a medal?
- No, I just want you

1390
01:11:36,081 --> 01:11:39,241
to tell me something that's not
a steaming pile of horse shit, Roger.

1391
01:11:39,321 --> 01:11:42,081
Eighteen months.
Eighteen minutes, more like!

1392
01:11:42,161 --> 01:11:43,561
So I like a drink!

1393
01:11:43,721 --> 01:11:45,241
So does Pattie, so do you!

1394
01:11:45,321 --> 01:11:46,961
We all like a sip on a warm day.

1395
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,081
Social drinkers now!

1396
01:11:48,161 --> 01:11:49,841
So what you hiding it
in that for then?

1397
01:11:49,921 --> 01:11:51,921
'Cause I don't wanna drink
the piss this place sells.

1398
01:11:52,001 --> 01:11:53,441
Oh, please, Roger.
Just stop! Stop it!

1399
01:11:53,521 --> 01:11:54,761
This is me! This is Tony!

1400
01:11:54,841 --> 01:11:56,641
Don't pretend like
you give a shit!

1401
01:11:56,721 --> 01:11:58,321
Of course I do,
I'm your brother, mate!

1402
01:11:58,401 --> 01:11:59,881
Not strictly true, that. Is it?

1403
01:12:00,081 --> 01:12:01,001
It is to me.

1404
01:12:01,081 --> 01:12:02,241
Come on, Pattie. Let's go.

1405
01:12:02,321 --> 01:12:03,521
Where you going?

1406
01:12:03,921 --> 01:12:05,241
Well, looks like Leicester.

1407
01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:07,441
What about Mum and Dad?
It's Christmas tomorrow.

1408
01:12:09,681 --> 01:12:11,001
For you maybe.

1409
01:12:11,561 --> 01:12:14,041
It was never really
Christmas for me!

1410
01:12:15,441 --> 01:12:17,241
Roger, come on.
Come on, please.

1411
01:12:17,361 --> 01:12:19,721
Please... I know
where this goes!

1412
01:12:20,561 --> 01:12:22,041
This doesn't end well!

1413
01:12:25,481 --> 01:12:27,401
[thud] What does that mean?

1414
01:12:27,481 --> 01:12:29,641
Roger, please.
Just, just let me help you.

1415
01:12:29,721 --> 01:12:30,881
Oh, right.

1416
01:12:31,121 --> 01:12:32,481
- That's what you want, innit?
- What?

1417
01:12:32,561 --> 01:12:34,601
Make it all about you.

1418
01:12:35,121 --> 01:12:37,121
- Just like always.
- No, no, no, Rodge--

1419
01:12:37,201 --> 01:12:39,441
- You never gave shit about me.
- You don't understand.

1420
01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:41,721
You're thinking about
how all this makes you look!

1421
01:12:41,921 --> 01:12:43,121
I can see you doing it now.

1422
01:12:43,201 --> 01:12:45,881
"Tony saves Roger,"
"Tony the hero."

1423
01:12:45,961 --> 01:12:47,641
Well guess what, Tony?

1424
01:12:48,761 --> 01:12:51,681
I don't need saving.

1425
01:12:54,001 --> 01:12:55,881
- Rodge, please. Please, mate.
- Get your hands off me!

1426
01:12:55,961 --> 01:12:57,401
- You don't understand!
- Get off me!

1427
01:12:57,481 --> 01:12:58,801
You don't understand, mate!

1428
01:12:58,881 --> 01:13:00,361
Roger: What are you doing?!
[thud]

1429
01:13:02,121 --> 01:13:04,321
- Roger: What are you doing?
- Tony: Come on!

1430
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,561
- Get off of me!
- Rodge, no!

1431
01:13:06,641 --> 01:13:08,041
Get off!

1432
01:13:11,881 --> 01:13:13,881
Pattie, please! Talk to him!

1433
01:13:18,761 --> 01:13:20,521
Fuck you, Tony.

1434
01:13:24,001 --> 01:13:25,081
What?

1435
01:13:31,121 --> 01:13:32,841
[indistinct shouting]

1436
01:13:34,801 --> 01:13:36,081
Roger!

1437
01:13:36,161 --> 01:13:37,201
Rodge!

1438
01:13:38,161 --> 01:13:39,241
Rodge!

1439
01:13:39,321 --> 01:13:40,441
Roger!

1440
01:13:42,481 --> 01:13:45,361
[dramatic music]

1441
01:14:05,161 --> 01:14:08,041
[music continues]

1442
01:14:12,561 --> 01:14:14,841
Tony! Tony.

1443
01:14:14,921 --> 01:14:16,921
Listen, we're rather up
against it, old chap.

1444
01:14:17,001 --> 01:14:18,041
We really need to get a move on.

1445
01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:19,441
Where's Jenny? I need Jenny.

1446
01:14:19,521 --> 01:14:22,321
Oh, but Tony, the train will be
in Nottingham in half an hour!

1447
01:14:22,401 --> 01:14:23,281
Jenny!

1448
01:14:23,361 --> 01:14:27,201
- Okay. Two minutes!
- Are you okay, Dad?

1449
01:14:27,281 --> 01:14:29,401
Jenny, I need you to listen
to me very carefully.

1450
01:14:29,601 --> 01:14:30,681
I'm gonna ask you some
questions.

1451
01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:32,561
I want you to answer like

1452
01:14:32,921 --> 01:14:34,201
I don't know anything.

1453
01:14:34,281 --> 01:14:37,121
- What's this for?
- Alright, just, please. Just, just pretend.

1454
01:14:37,561 --> 01:14:38,601
Understand?

1455
01:14:38,841 --> 01:14:40,161
- I suppose.
- Okay.

1456
01:14:41,001 --> 01:14:43,281
Where is Roger?

1457
01:14:45,121 --> 01:14:46,241
He's on remand.

1458
01:14:47,321 --> 01:14:48,561
Why?

1459
01:14:49,161 --> 01:14:50,881
For speeding,
you already know this.

1460
01:14:50,961 --> 01:14:54,161
What did I just say? Come on.
So, is that it?

1461
01:14:55,001 --> 01:14:56,161
- Is anyone hurt?
- No, no.

1462
01:14:56,241 --> 01:14:57,441
That's not much of
a crime, then.

1463
01:14:57,521 --> 01:14:58,601
Well, it wasn't his car.

1464
01:14:58,841 --> 01:15:00,761
- oh. Okay.
Jenny: It was his accountant's.

1465
01:15:00,841 --> 01:15:04,201
- Who he'd just hit with a bread bin.
- Right, and why did he do that?

1466
01:15:04,841 --> 01:15:06,481
Well, he thinks he conned him
out of 80 grand,

1467
01:15:06,561 --> 01:15:08,601
but then you told me he spent
all his tax on a pig farm

1468
01:15:08,681 --> 01:15:11,041
but he's not looking after the pigs properly
and one ate his jacket

1469
01:15:11,121 --> 01:15:12,801
you know that silver one that
Mick Ronson lent him?

1470
01:15:12,881 --> 01:15:14,161
And so he pushed
the pig off a cliff

1471
01:15:14,241 --> 01:15:15,881
and now the RSPCA
want him as well.

1472
01:15:16,921 --> 01:15:18,361
Jesus Christ.

1473
01:15:18,441 --> 01:15:20,081
Which is why you set up
that account for me.

1474
01:15:20,161 --> 01:15:22,201
Yeah, I always put a third
aside and I never touch it.

1475
01:15:22,281 --> 01:15:23,201
Very good, well done.

1476
01:15:23,281 --> 01:15:25,241
We've really got to get
a move on, I'm terribly sorry.

1477
01:15:25,321 --> 01:15:26,961
Now, we've had a little conflab

1478
01:15:27,041 --> 01:15:30,281
and we've come up with this and
we think it's much, much better.

1479
01:15:30,641 --> 01:15:33,041
The APT is so smooth,

1480
01:15:33,321 --> 01:15:37,001
the only rocking and rolling
I'll be doing is with these.

1481
01:15:37,521 --> 01:15:38,921
Then you hold these up.

1482
01:15:42,001 --> 01:15:44,721
Shall we do an availability
check on Bobby Davro?

1483
01:15:45,121 --> 01:15:48,161
Roger, please. There are
children on this train.

1484
01:15:48,241 --> 01:15:50,201
Morris: Mr. Towers! Please put
your trousers back on!

1485
01:15:50,281 --> 01:15:51,841
Tony, where the hell
have you been?

1486
01:15:51,921 --> 01:15:54,721
Roger... bloody crazy insane!

1487
01:15:54,801 --> 01:15:56,241
Oh, Roger.

1488
01:15:57,081 --> 01:15:58,321
Tony: Roger?

1489
01:15:58,801 --> 01:16:00,521
Put your trousers on, mate.

1490
01:16:01,281 --> 01:16:02,161
Mr. Towers.

1491
01:16:02,241 --> 01:16:04,121
Looks like you got an
actual story for once.

1492
01:16:04,201 --> 01:16:05,641
This is all I could find.

1493
01:16:05,721 --> 01:16:07,241
Morris:
I've called the transport police!

1494
01:16:07,321 --> 01:16:08,281
Maybe I should go.

1495
01:16:08,361 --> 01:16:09,761
What? No, no, no.
Give it here.

1496
01:16:10,081 --> 01:16:11,921
I've got an idea,
can you open this?

1497
01:16:12,001 --> 01:16:13,881
- But it stinks in there.
- Yeah, just for a sec.

1498
01:16:14,601 --> 01:16:15,801
You ready?

1499
01:16:16,201 --> 01:16:18,161
Go, go, go, go!
[scoffs]

1500
01:16:21,041 --> 01:16:25,961
♪ Are you hanging up
a stocking on your wall? ♪

1501
01:16:28,561 --> 01:16:33,921
♪ It's the time that every
Santa has a ball ♪

1502
01:16:36,081 --> 01:16:39,641
♪ Does he ride
a red nosed reindeer? ♪

1503
01:16:39,721 --> 01:16:41,321
♪ Does he turn up
on his sleigh... ♪

1504
01:16:41,401 --> 01:16:44,201
It's not exactly Prestige Cuvée,

1505
01:16:44,681 --> 01:16:45,761
I know that.

1506
01:16:46,801 --> 01:16:48,241
As long as it's wet.

1507
01:16:52,281 --> 01:16:53,761
Tony: Are you still mad at me?

1508
01:16:56,641 --> 01:16:58,241
Alright, look. Roger.

1509
01:17:00,241 --> 01:17:02,281
The band's clearly a mess, right.

1510
01:17:02,361 --> 01:17:06,401
Whatever the record company
suggested we obviously...

1511
01:17:06,681 --> 01:17:08,801
- Shouldn't have listened.
- What d'ya you mean, "we?"

1512
01:17:09,881 --> 01:17:13,361
Okay, I, I. I shouldn't have
listened, right.

1513
01:17:13,521 --> 01:17:15,441
Whatever I agreed to...

1514
01:17:16,641 --> 01:17:17,841
it was stupid.

1515
01:17:17,921 --> 01:17:22,801
♪ Are you sure you got the room
to spare inside? ♪

1516
01:17:25,881 --> 01:17:27,521
You seen the state of this lot?

1517
01:17:29,321 --> 01:17:30,881
[laughs]

1518
01:17:30,961 --> 01:17:33,401
It's about the songs, Tone.

1519
01:17:35,401 --> 01:17:36,641
I know, mate.

1520
01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:41,321
So you wanna try again? Eh?

1521
01:17:41,641 --> 01:17:43,561
Do it our way this time.

1522
01:17:44,441 --> 01:17:46,001
We're too old.

1523
01:17:46,921 --> 01:17:49,281
You know what Jim Morrison was
when he died--

1524
01:17:49,361 --> 01:17:51,401
- Yeah, he was twenty-seven. I know that.
- And Hendrix.

1525
01:17:51,481 --> 01:17:53,481
So there's less competition!

1526
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:55,481
Who cares how old we are?

1527
01:17:55,561 --> 01:17:58,761
Hey. Leonard Cohen.
Yeah?

1528
01:17:58,841 --> 01:18:01,761
He was ancient
before anyone started giving a toss.

1529
01:18:02,121 --> 01:18:04,041
It's about what you do...

1530
01:18:04,441 --> 01:18:05,481
right now, Rodge.

1531
01:18:05,561 --> 01:18:09,041
The decisions you make today.

1532
01:18:11,401 --> 01:18:12,641
That's what matters.

1533
01:18:15,041 --> 01:18:16,201
You serious?

1534
01:18:16,561 --> 01:18:17,641
Course I am.

1535
01:18:19,161 --> 01:18:20,641
You front it. You're the singer.

1536
01:18:21,161 --> 01:18:22,481
I'll be on...

1537
01:18:22,721 --> 01:18:25,881
maracas or whatever. [Chuckles]

1538
01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:28,801
But you gotta promise me
one thing.

1539
01:18:29,601 --> 01:18:30,561
What?

1540
01:18:30,641 --> 01:18:33,801
- You come and live in Guernsey.
- You what?

1541
01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:36,561
Tony: You're giving away
90 pence of every pound.

1542
01:18:36,641 --> 01:18:39,081
You choose now to give me
financial advice?

1543
01:18:39,161 --> 01:18:40,601
Alright, alright,
alright, alright.

1544
01:18:40,681 --> 01:18:42,241
But we're gonna do this.

1545
01:18:42,721 --> 01:18:43,641
Right?

1546
01:18:46,801 --> 01:18:48,481
- Sure.
- Good!

1547
01:18:50,161 --> 01:18:51,241
Right, now,

1548
01:18:51,521 --> 01:18:53,721
let me try and go
and sort out this mess.

1549
01:18:59,641 --> 01:19:00,801
[scoffs]

1550
01:19:01,321 --> 01:19:03,001
What the bloody hell
is going on?

1551
01:19:03,081 --> 01:19:04,481
Just hang on.
- Will he do an interview?

1552
01:19:04,561 --> 01:19:05,881
Can I go?

1553
01:19:05,961 --> 01:19:08,561
Everybody just hold your
horses for two minutes.

1554
01:19:08,641 --> 01:19:09,721
Come here.

1555
01:19:11,521 --> 01:19:13,001
Now look, er...

1556
01:19:13,841 --> 01:19:15,961
- Morris, isn't it?
- Yeah.

1557
01:19:16,401 --> 01:19:18,801
- How long you been doing this?
- Two weeks.

1558
01:19:19,801 --> 01:19:20,881
Okay. Listen.

1559
01:19:21,161 --> 01:19:23,521
You know who I am?
You know who that is?

1560
01:19:23,721 --> 01:19:24,921
I guess.

1561
01:19:25,361 --> 01:19:26,921
- Do you like our music?
- Not really.

1562
01:19:27,001 --> 01:19:28,521
No, you like metal. Don't you?

1563
01:19:29,001 --> 01:19:30,241
- Heavy rock.
- How do you know?

1564
01:19:30,321 --> 01:19:31,921
- I bet you like Sabbath.
- Yeah, course.

1565
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,801
Perfect. Do you have any idea

1566
01:19:34,081 --> 01:19:36,201
how hard they had to work
to write those songs?

1567
01:19:36,281 --> 01:19:38,521
- What's that got to do with...
- Do you know artistic agony

1568
01:19:38,601 --> 01:19:41,641
that Ozzy osbourne went through
to make Sabbath bloody Sabbath?

1569
01:19:42,201 --> 01:19:44,081
He ended up writing in a dungeon
to get inspiration,

1570
01:19:44,161 --> 01:19:45,521
it half killed him.

1571
01:19:45,601 --> 01:19:47,281
Ooh, the struggle.

1572
01:19:47,721 --> 01:19:48,961
The pain.

1573
01:19:50,721 --> 01:19:52,121
Some people don't make it.

1574
01:19:53,681 --> 01:19:54,801
Nick Drake.

1575
01:19:55,321 --> 01:19:56,441
Ian Curtis.

1576
01:19:56,761 --> 01:19:57,761
Who?

1577
01:20:01,041 --> 01:20:03,521
That's what that is, my friend.
That's the struggle.

1578
01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:06,001
Right there.

1579
01:20:06,081 --> 01:20:10,361
Now, you've handled this well.
I mean, brilliantly, actually.

1580
01:20:10,481 --> 01:20:12,121
Now, play your cards right

1581
01:20:12,481 --> 01:20:15,201
you could be destined
for big things on the back of this.

1582
01:20:15,441 --> 01:20:17,081
But just remember,

1583
01:20:17,401 --> 01:20:19,521
you don't get
Children of the Grave...

1584
01:20:21,241 --> 01:20:22,361
without that.

1585
01:20:23,241 --> 01:20:24,361
Morris: I love that song.

1586
01:20:24,441 --> 01:20:27,841
Of course you do.
Now, you wanna support new music?

1587
01:20:28,201 --> 01:20:30,201
You want another Sabbath album?

1588
01:20:30,801 --> 01:20:33,161
That's Ozzy.
Right there.

1589
01:20:33,241 --> 01:20:34,401
So,

1590
01:20:34,681 --> 01:20:36,841
how about you just let him
slip off at the next station?

1591
01:20:36,921 --> 01:20:38,601
You know what I'm saying.

1592
01:20:38,681 --> 01:20:40,881
No need to get
the police involved.

1593
01:20:41,361 --> 01:20:43,561
That way you're doing it
for the arts.

1594
01:20:44,361 --> 01:20:48,041
You're doing it for the music.
You're doing it... for ozzy.

1595
01:20:49,281 --> 01:20:52,481
"Paranoid."
"Wheels of Confusion." "Hand of Doom."

1596
01:20:53,721 --> 01:20:55,241
"Electric Funeral."

1597
01:20:57,321 --> 01:20:58,441
"Rat Salad."

1598
01:21:02,321 --> 01:21:04,721
okay, folks. I want everyone
to move to the back.

1599
01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:06,601
What the hell was that?

1600
01:21:06,681 --> 01:21:07,921
It worked, didn't it?

1601
01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:09,401
Morris: Keep it moving.

1602
01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:27,001
Man 2 over PA: Loughborough
is your next station.

1603
01:21:27,081 --> 01:21:29,281
Your next station
is Loughborough.

1604
01:22:04,881 --> 01:22:06,921
Sue: Why aren't you
in first class?

1605
01:22:08,001 --> 01:22:09,441
You're Tony Towers.

1606
01:22:10,881 --> 01:22:12,401
You shouldn't be down here.

1607
01:22:14,841 --> 01:22:16,761
Oh, can I ask you
a question?

1608
01:22:17,401 --> 01:22:19,761
- Okay.
- Those girls on your show.

1609
01:22:19,841 --> 01:22:22,041
You know, holding the teas
made or whatever.

1610
01:22:22,281 --> 01:22:23,521
How did they get that job?

1611
01:22:23,601 --> 01:22:24,961
'Cause it doesn't look
that hard to me.

1612
01:22:26,241 --> 01:22:29,881
I don't know. Um...
I'm sure I could find out.

1613
01:22:29,961 --> 01:22:31,761
Really?
You could really do that?

1614
01:22:31,841 --> 01:22:33,761
- Yeah.
Sue: Oh, that's amazing.

1615
01:22:33,841 --> 01:22:35,121
I mean, Dolcis is alright.

1616
01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:37,761
You know, the people are nice and everything,
but I don't wanna be there forever.

1617
01:22:42,001 --> 01:22:44,401
Oh! I'm sorry, I'm Sue,
by the way.

1618
01:22:46,601 --> 01:22:50,121
- So, we haven't met before.
- Not actually met.

1619
01:22:50,481 --> 01:22:52,681
You made a joke about me once
in the audience though.

1620
01:22:52,961 --> 01:22:54,441
Although, it could've
been about Elaine.

1621
01:22:54,521 --> 01:22:56,521
The lights are very bright,
it was hard to tell.

1622
01:22:57,321 --> 01:22:58,521
When was this?

1623
01:22:58,601 --> 01:23:01,521
We came on a work do
to watch the show.

1624
01:23:01,601 --> 01:23:03,761
God, there's a lot of waiting
around, isn't there?

1625
01:23:03,841 --> 01:23:05,961
Sue: I mean, I'm not saying
it's boring or anything.

1626
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:07,361
It's just not like on telly.

1627
01:23:07,441 --> 01:23:10,161
You must've shouted
"Come on down" about

1628
01:23:10,561 --> 01:23:12,081
two hundred times.

1629
01:23:12,841 --> 01:23:15,481
So, is that what
I'm known for, then?

1630
01:23:15,801 --> 01:23:18,081
Sue: You what?
- I'm not known for music?

1631
01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:20,681
Music? What sort of music?

1632
01:23:22,081 --> 01:23:23,441
"Eagles of Love?"

1633
01:23:23,801 --> 01:23:24,721
What's that then?

1634
01:23:24,801 --> 01:23:27,441
It's a song. In the charts.

1635
01:23:28,081 --> 01:23:29,321
What? Recently?

1636
01:23:30,481 --> 01:23:31,641
No, it's not on here.

1637
01:23:31,721 --> 01:23:33,321
It was a hit. I think.

1638
01:23:33,841 --> 01:23:34,761
When was this?

1639
01:23:34,841 --> 01:23:37,401
Ooh, seventy-four,
seventy-five.

1640
01:23:37,481 --> 01:23:40,241
Oh. Well, I should know it.

1641
01:23:40,321 --> 01:23:41,921
I always watched "Top of Pops"
after school.

1642
01:23:42,001 --> 01:23:43,441
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1643
01:23:43,521 --> 01:23:44,841
How did it go?

1644
01:23:45,441 --> 01:23:47,761
What, you-- you want me
to sing it for you right now?

1645
01:23:47,841 --> 01:23:49,041
Yeah, go on then.

1646
01:23:49,121 --> 01:23:51,121
I mean, I didn't know
Tony Towers could sing.

1647
01:23:51,201 --> 01:23:52,521
[chuckles]

1648
01:23:52,721 --> 01:23:53,921
Alright.

1649
01:23:54,121 --> 01:23:55,281
Um...

1650
01:23:57,161 --> 01:24:00,241
♪ Eagles of Love ♪

1651
01:24:00,321 --> 01:24:02,601
♪ Flying above ♪

1652
01:24:02,841 --> 01:24:04,441
You can join in
any time you like.

1653
01:24:04,521 --> 01:24:05,641
♪ Eagles-- ♪

1654
01:24:05,721 --> 01:24:07,721
Everybody! All together now!

1655
01:24:07,801 --> 01:24:09,081
You're having me on.

1656
01:24:09,161 --> 01:24:10,641
I'm not, I'm not. I'm not.

1657
01:24:11,121 --> 01:24:13,161
[clears throat] Well, I don't mean
to be rude or nothing.

1658
01:24:13,241 --> 01:24:14,561
But you're not much
of a singer are you?

1659
01:24:14,641 --> 01:24:16,241
Oh, you don't mean to be rude?

1660
01:24:16,321 --> 01:24:18,881
Well, it was my brother, er...

1661
01:24:19,921 --> 01:24:22,681
my cousin who was the singer.

1662
01:24:22,761 --> 01:24:24,321
I guess it worked out
best for you, then.

1663
01:24:25,481 --> 01:24:27,281
Yeah, I guess it did. Yeah.

1664
01:24:28,121 --> 01:24:29,761
Although I'd rather
be in a band.

1665
01:24:29,841 --> 01:24:31,361
Everyone wants to be in a band.

1666
01:24:31,881 --> 01:24:33,201
Yeah, but...

1667
01:24:34,161 --> 01:24:35,321
we had something.

1668
01:24:36,401 --> 01:24:37,521
My cousin...

1669
01:24:39,001 --> 01:24:39,961
had something.

1670
01:24:41,281 --> 01:24:42,361
So where's he then?

1671
01:24:46,001 --> 01:24:47,241
I don't know.

1672
01:24:47,321 --> 01:24:48,881
Oh, it's like that, is it?

1673
01:24:48,961 --> 01:24:50,041
He's, um...

1674
01:24:51,601 --> 01:24:53,241
well, he's a bit troubled.

1675
01:24:54,521 --> 01:24:55,641
Oh.

1676
01:24:56,321 --> 01:24:57,841
I don't recognize him anymore.

1677
01:24:59,401 --> 01:25:01,521
He, he used to sell those.

1678
01:25:01,601 --> 01:25:03,561
You know,
he-- he had a wife.

1679
01:25:04,401 --> 01:25:06,481
Two lovely kids, twins.

1680
01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:09,281
I guess they don't exist
anymore.

1681
01:25:10,121 --> 01:25:11,841
Oh, I'm sorry. That's terrible.

1682
01:25:11,921 --> 01:25:14,441
Although, I suppose his wife
would but...

1683
01:25:15,721 --> 01:25:17,081
but not in the same way.

1684
01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:22,481
It's all very confusing.

1685
01:25:22,681 --> 01:25:24,641
Yeah, well, families
are complicated.

1686
01:25:25,001 --> 01:25:26,321
Don't even get me
started on mine.

1687
01:25:26,401 --> 01:25:27,921
I bloody dread
this trip every year.

1688
01:25:28,721 --> 01:25:30,321
We get to about,
I don't know,

1689
01:25:30,401 --> 01:25:32,081
eleven o'clock on Christmas Day

1690
01:25:32,161 --> 01:25:33,361
and it all kicks off.

1691
01:25:33,681 --> 01:25:36,161
I just stay quiet now.
Don't say anything.

1692
01:25:36,401 --> 01:25:37,601
My new rule is,

1693
01:25:38,001 --> 01:25:39,801
let people live their own lives.

1694
01:25:40,201 --> 01:25:41,801
It's not my responsibility.

1695
01:25:43,161 --> 01:25:44,641
Does that sound cruel?

1696
01:25:44,801 --> 01:25:46,041
I suppose not.

1697
01:25:46,881 --> 01:25:47,921
I mean, I'm there for 'em.

1698
01:25:48,001 --> 01:25:50,721
Of course, if they want my help,
I'm there like that.

1699
01:25:50,801 --> 01:25:51,961
It's family, but,

1700
01:25:52,521 --> 01:25:53,681
they've gotta ask.

1701
01:25:53,961 --> 01:25:55,561
I'm only there if they ask.

1702
01:25:55,881 --> 01:25:58,681
Meanwhile, I get on with my life.

1703
01:26:15,001 --> 01:26:16,041
How's this?

1704
01:26:18,001 --> 01:26:19,201
Aaah.

1705
01:26:21,241 --> 01:26:22,641
Good enough for an audition?

1706
01:26:24,001 --> 01:26:26,361
[chuckles] oh, that's very good.
Very good.

1707
01:26:35,521 --> 01:26:37,041
I...

1708
01:26:37,481 --> 01:26:39,161
am gonna write my number down.

1709
01:26:40,841 --> 01:26:42,601
[instrumental music]

1710
01:26:48,921 --> 01:26:51,361
I'm still at my mum's till
I can get my own place.

1711
01:26:51,441 --> 01:26:53,321
But if I'm not in,
she'll take a message.

1712
01:26:57,961 --> 01:27:00,841
[music continues]

1713
01:27:11,081 --> 01:27:12,801
Yeah, I'm--
I'm not gonna take this, Sue.

1714
01:27:14,161 --> 01:27:15,201
You what?

1715
01:27:16,961 --> 01:27:18,521
Meet someone nice and,

1716
01:27:18,921 --> 01:27:20,041
and move to Norfolk.

1717
01:27:20,721 --> 01:27:21,921
What-- what do you mean?

1718
01:27:22,001 --> 01:27:24,001
- Have ten kids.
Sue: What?

1719
01:27:24,561 --> 01:27:25,681
Wear chunky jumpers.

1720
01:27:28,801 --> 01:27:29,881
Drink soup.

1721
01:27:32,281 --> 01:27:34,041
How did you...

1722
01:27:39,161 --> 01:27:41,801
[music continues]

1723
01:27:50,041 --> 01:27:51,081
Er, maybe I can
just talk to him.

1724
01:27:51,161 --> 01:27:52,521
Just, just give me five minutes.

1725
01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:54,521
Hey, hey!
What's going on, Morris?

1726
01:27:54,601 --> 01:27:56,801
I tried, Mr. Towers,
but he wouldn't get off.

1727
01:27:56,881 --> 01:27:59,001
You won't get this
from David Essex.

1728
01:27:59,081 --> 01:28:00,561
Roger!

1729
01:28:00,641 --> 01:28:02,361
- Roger!
Astrid: There's no point.

1730
01:28:02,441 --> 01:28:05,361
You tried to help him,
but you can't unscramble an egg.

1731
01:28:05,441 --> 01:28:08,721
Roger: Hey, watch it. You're
not on the Sweeney, you know.

1732
01:28:08,801 --> 01:28:11,121
Ow! Ooh, Christ!

1733
01:28:14,361 --> 01:28:16,561
Ow! That bloody hurt!

1734
01:28:17,961 --> 01:28:21,161
Oh, cor! Watch it! That's me
meat and two veg!

1735
01:28:21,241 --> 01:28:22,401
Ow! Get off me!

1736
01:28:22,481 --> 01:28:23,921
Officer:
Have you got him? Have you got him?

1737
01:28:24,081 --> 01:28:26,401
Roger: And a Merry Christmas
to you, you wazzy.

1738
01:28:28,401 --> 01:28:32,001
Man on radio: Radio Dream 301,
where the Christmas hits keep coming.

1739
01:28:32,961 --> 01:28:34,921
<i>[Whispering Grass
by The Platters]</i>

1740
01:28:35,001 --> 01:28:37,041
You've done everything
you can do.

1741
01:28:37,601 --> 01:28:39,561
You can't look after him forever.

1742
01:28:39,641 --> 01:28:41,681
You've got to
live your own life, Tony.

1743
01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:44,401
Come on.

1744
01:28:44,481 --> 01:28:47,001
♪ Whispering grass ♪

1745
01:28:47,081 --> 01:28:52,361
♪ The trees don't have to know ♪

1746
01:28:53,121 --> 01:28:55,281
♪ No, no ♪

1747
01:28:57,561 --> 01:29:03,081
♪ Why tell them all
your secrets? ♪

1748
01:29:03,681 --> 01:29:09,281
♪ Who kissed there long ago? ♪

1749
01:29:09,481 --> 01:29:12,321
♪ Whispering grass ♪

1750
01:29:12,401 --> 01:29:18,041
♪ The trees don't need
to know... ♪

1751
01:29:21,041 --> 01:29:22,281
[sighs]

1752
01:29:22,361 --> 01:29:25,081
♪ Don't you tell it
to the breeze ♪

1753
01:29:25,161 --> 01:29:28,121
♪ 'Cause she will tell
the birds and bees ♪

1754
01:29:28,201 --> 01:29:30,681
♪ And everyone will know ♪

1755
01:29:30,761 --> 01:29:33,921
♪ Because you told
the blabbering trees ♪

1756
01:29:34,321 --> 01:29:39,401
♪ Yes you told them
once before ♪

1757
01:29:40,801 --> 01:29:43,201
♪ It's no secret ♪

1758
01:29:43,721 --> 01:29:47,921
♪ Anymore ♪

1759
01:29:48,361 --> 01:29:54,721
♪ Why tell them all
the old things? ♪

1760
01:29:54,801 --> 01:30:00,241
♪ They're buried
under the snow ♪

1761
01:30:00,961 --> 01:30:03,801
♪ Whispering grass ♪

1762
01:30:03,881 --> 01:30:07,001
♪ Don't tell the trees ♪

1763
01:30:07,081 --> 01:30:11,841
♪ 'Cause the trees
don't need to know ♪

1764
01:30:14,081 --> 01:30:16,161
<i>Man narrating: Don't you tell
it to the breeze</i>

1765
01:30:17,241 --> 01:30:20,521
<i>'Cause she will tell
the birds and the bees.</i>

1766
01:30:20,961 --> 01:30:22,601
<i>And everyone will know</i>

1767
01:30:22,921 --> 01:30:25,601
<i>Because you told
the blubbering trees.</i>

1768
01:30:25,681 --> 01:30:26,721
<i>Oh yes.</i>

1769
01:30:26,801 --> 01:30:27,881
<i>You told them,</i>

1770
01:30:28,361 --> 01:30:29,641
<i>Once before,</i>

1771
01:30:30,601 --> 01:30:34,561
<i>And it is no secret anymore.</i>

1772
01:30:36,201 --> 01:30:38,641
<i>I will not have gossip
in this jungle.</i>

1773
01:30:40,121 --> 01:30:42,561
♪ Why tell them all ♪

1774
01:30:42,641 --> 01:30:46,601
♪ The old things ♪

1775
01:30:46,681 --> 01:30:50,321
♪ They're buried under the snow ♪

1776
01:30:52,601 --> 01:30:55,361
♪ Whispering grass ♪

1777
01:30:55,441 --> 01:30:58,521
♪ Don't tell the trees ♪

1778
01:30:58,601 --> 01:31:03,601
♪ 'Cause the trees don't
need to know ♪

1779
01:31:03,681 --> 01:31:08,441
♪ Ba-ba-ba bum, ba-ba-ba-bum
Bum-bum-bum ♪♪

1780
01:31:08,521 --> 01:31:10,441
- Mum, I need to talk to you.
- Not yet, Anthony!

1781
01:31:10,521 --> 01:31:12,281
- But I need to talk to...
- Outside!

1782
01:31:12,361 --> 01:31:13,641
Celia: I won't tell you again.

1783
01:31:21,641 --> 01:31:24,521
[train rattles]

1784
01:31:29,201 --> 01:31:32,081
[woman screams]

1785
01:31:36,561 --> 01:31:37,641
Man 3:...but he insists, see?

1786
01:31:37,721 --> 01:31:39,041
Just yells things on a level.

1787
01:31:39,121 --> 01:31:41,281
He says he bought it
down the docks for twenty smackers.

1788
01:31:41,361 --> 01:31:43,761
I says, "twenty smackers?
You're having a laugh, ain't ya?"

1789
01:31:43,841 --> 01:31:45,441
It's not as if times was normal.

1790
01:31:45,521 --> 01:31:48,121
Well, a girl goes serious with
a bloke, that's one thing.

1791
01:31:48,201 --> 01:31:50,721
Too many of them is making
themselves cheap with them Yanks.

1792
01:31:50,801 --> 01:31:53,361
Woman 3: Well, they've got
to give us the place now, pre-fab or not.

1793
01:31:53,441 --> 01:31:55,681
They said we'd need
another sixty points, see?

1794
01:31:57,481 --> 01:31:59,401
Man 4:
I don't know what the world's coming to!

1795
01:32:03,361 --> 01:32:05,561
It was a diabolical liberty
if you ask me.

1796
01:32:05,641 --> 01:32:07,961
Why the deuce didn't they check
the ground before the match?

1797
01:32:08,041 --> 01:32:09,641
And you're not one
to kick up a stink.

1798
01:32:09,721 --> 01:32:12,761
Man 5: Well, I was half inclined
to think it was some sort of practical joke.

1799
01:32:12,841 --> 01:32:14,961
Man 6: There's nothing funny
about stopping a test match.

1800
01:32:15,041 --> 01:32:19,081
- You only have one bottle?
- Er, just the one, yes.

1801
01:32:19,521 --> 01:32:21,321
Man 6: So I said to the chap
from the Royal Engineers,

1802
01:32:21,401 --> 01:32:23,721
"Be a sport, old boy. At least
let us see the innings out."

1803
01:32:23,801 --> 01:32:25,241
And d'you know what he did?

1804
01:32:25,321 --> 01:32:27,761
He had the confounded impudence
to laugh in my face.

1805
01:32:27,881 --> 01:32:28,801
Man 5: Good lord.

1806
01:32:28,921 --> 01:32:31,321
You quite sure
you won't stay up, Vi?

1807
01:32:33,041 --> 01:32:34,281
Just stay for Christmas.

1808
01:32:34,561 --> 01:32:36,641
No, I'd rather
get straight back.

1809
01:32:38,041 --> 01:32:40,481
Closing up
the dining car now, chaps.

1810
01:32:43,841 --> 01:32:45,881
[sobs]

1811
01:32:49,841 --> 01:32:50,841
Here you are, my dear.

1812
01:32:51,641 --> 01:32:53,401
Oh, thank you.

1813
01:32:55,481 --> 01:32:57,681
So I said, "I fail to see what's
so frightfully funny?"

1814
01:32:57,761 --> 01:32:59,681
But he just gives me the brush
off and says,

1815
01:32:59,761 --> 01:33:02,921
"Hop it, before this thing
blows". I mean really.

1816
01:33:03,001 --> 01:33:05,601
Are you really trying to tell me
there's an unexploded bomb

1817
01:33:05,681 --> 01:33:06,761
under the crease?

1818
01:33:06,841 --> 01:33:08,241
Man 5: You can see the pitch?

1819
01:33:08,321 --> 01:33:10,161
Man 6: Of course.
The wicket's right there.

1820
01:33:15,201 --> 01:33:19,161
I just know I'll drop him
or lose him or do something wrong.

1821
01:33:19,241 --> 01:33:21,121
- Of course you won't!
- I just can't.

1822
01:33:22,041 --> 01:33:23,641
Look, it's for the best.

1823
01:33:24,241 --> 01:33:26,121
Man 6: So I-I stepped
over the boundary.

1824
01:33:26,201 --> 01:33:28,081
Man 5: Good show, old boy.

1825
01:33:28,161 --> 01:33:31,401
Man 6: Well, I said, "I didn't do my bit
in that lot to be treated like this."

1826
01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:32,761
Man 5: So what happened?

1827
01:33:32,841 --> 01:33:34,121
Man 6: Oh, it was a right old
dust up.

1828
01:33:34,201 --> 01:33:36,841
If it hadn't been for
the smooth intervention of Dizzy Henderson,

1829
01:33:36,921 --> 01:33:38,281
heaven knows where I'd be.

1830
01:33:38,361 --> 01:33:40,601
Man 5: All your years in the police
served you, no doubt.

1831
01:33:40,681 --> 01:33:42,121
That's Trent station.

1832
01:33:42,841 --> 01:33:44,321
We'll be there in ten minutes.

1833
01:33:47,081 --> 01:33:49,721
Perhaps I should take him now
and get ready and that.

1834
01:33:57,241 --> 01:33:58,521
That's lovely, dear.

1835
01:33:58,601 --> 01:33:59,881
Anthony, don't bother
your auntie.

1836
01:34:06,401 --> 01:34:09,121
Anthony! What on earth
are you doing? Get off!

1837
01:34:09,201 --> 01:34:10,241
Don't be so silly.

1838
01:34:16,321 --> 01:34:18,881
Celia: Hey, Roger.
[cries]

1839
01:34:31,041 --> 01:34:33,041
[train chugging]

1840
01:34:44,601 --> 01:34:47,881
Final destination,
Nottingham Victoria.

1841
01:34:48,521 --> 01:34:50,721
[intense music]

1842
01:34:54,761 --> 01:34:55,961
Anthony!

1843
01:35:14,161 --> 01:35:16,201
[intense music]

1844
01:35:22,641 --> 01:35:24,401
[train whistles]

1845
01:35:26,921 --> 01:35:29,161
oi! What are you doing?
Get out of here!

1846
01:35:30,681 --> 01:35:32,201
Come back here!

1847
01:35:33,161 --> 01:35:34,441
[growls]

1848
01:35:37,201 --> 01:35:38,361
oi! Stop!

1849
01:35:39,161 --> 01:35:40,361
Stop!

1850
01:35:40,881 --> 01:35:42,281
[whistles]

1851
01:35:42,961 --> 01:35:44,681
[barking]

1852
01:35:48,601 --> 01:35:50,521
[music continues]

1853
01:36:02,041 --> 01:36:03,561
[music crescendos]

1854
01:36:05,481 --> 01:36:06,761
[explodes]

1855
01:36:36,321 --> 01:36:37,201
Anthony!

1856
01:36:39,881 --> 01:36:41,201
Is he alive?
[sobs]

1857
01:36:41,281 --> 01:36:42,441
He's just coming round.

1858
01:36:47,881 --> 01:36:50,801
Why did you do that?
You silly boy.

1859
01:36:50,921 --> 01:36:52,441
Why did you do that?

1860
01:36:53,361 --> 01:36:56,241
Don't ever do
anything like that again.

1861
01:36:56,441 --> 01:36:59,041
I'm so-- I'm sorry.
[sobs]

1862
01:36:59,121 --> 01:37:00,401
Mummy's so sorry.

1863
01:37:02,961 --> 01:37:06,521
You're safe now.
You're safe now.

1864
01:37:06,601 --> 01:37:07,681
Mummy's got ya.

1865
01:37:08,241 --> 01:37:10,641
Mummy's got ya.

1866
01:37:10,721 --> 01:37:13,601
[instrumental music]

1867
01:37:36,081 --> 01:37:37,841
We'll need to have a look
at that leg.

1868
01:37:37,921 --> 01:37:40,281
There's room to lie him down
in the front carriage.

1869
01:37:40,521 --> 01:37:41,721
Come on, son.

1870
01:37:42,361 --> 01:37:44,161
[dramatic music]

1871
01:38:08,081 --> 01:38:10,681
[music crescendos]

1872
01:38:33,161 --> 01:38:34,401
Use your good leg.

1873
01:38:48,401 --> 01:38:50,721
[indistinct chatter]

1874
01:39:13,201 --> 01:39:16,081
[indistinct chatter]

1875
01:39:23,601 --> 01:39:24,961
[sighs]

1876
01:39:30,521 --> 01:39:32,801
[indistinct chatter]

1877
01:39:34,521 --> 01:39:36,641
Yeah, we'll go on a train later.
Sounds like a good--

1878
01:39:36,721 --> 01:39:37,921
I'll ride it!

1879
01:39:58,241 --> 01:40:01,721
Well, she's looking forward to seeing ya,
as are we all.

1880
01:40:07,561 --> 01:40:09,801
[indistinct chatter and laughter]

1881
01:40:19,081 --> 01:40:21,321
[indistinct chatter]

1882
01:40:42,841 --> 01:40:45,721
[train chugging]

1883
01:40:50,841 --> 01:40:52,721
Woman 4 over PA:
This is your final stop.

1884
01:40:53,081 --> 01:40:56,161
Nottingham Station
where this service will terminate.

1885
01:41:04,361 --> 01:41:07,241
[faint instrumental music]

1886
01:41:37,361 --> 01:41:40,241
[music continues]

1887
01:42:10,361 --> 01:42:13,241
[instrumental music]

1888
01:42:43,041 --> 01:42:45,921
[instrumental music]

1889
01:43:14,041 --> 01:43:15,601
[laughter]

1890
01:43:16,241 --> 01:43:19,121
[indistinct chatter]

1891
01:43:22,481 --> 01:43:23,761
Woman 5: Happy Christmas!

1892
01:43:42,001 --> 01:43:44,881
[distant carol music]

1893
01:43:54,081 --> 01:43:56,441
[piano music]

1894
01:44:07,961 --> 01:44:09,561
[laughs softly]

1895
01:44:10,841 --> 01:44:13,841
[Eagles of Love playing]

1896
01:44:18,761 --> 01:44:21,001
[laughs heartily]

1897
01:44:24,481 --> 01:44:27,041
♪ out on the street ♪

1898
01:44:27,921 --> 01:44:30,161
♪ Moving your feet ♪

1899
01:44:31,361 --> 01:44:33,841
♪ I got the desire ♪

1900
01:44:34,521 --> 01:44:38,001
♪ So don't put
out the fire ♪

1901
01:44:38,081 --> 01:44:40,121
♪ Why do you cry ♪

1902
01:44:40,201 --> 01:44:44,241
♪ When you look at the sky ♪

1903
01:44:44,721 --> 01:44:47,081
♪ Maybe we found ♪

1904
01:44:47,961 --> 01:44:51,041
♪ A break in the clouds ♪

1905
01:44:51,121 --> 01:44:56,201
♪ Eagles of love ♪

1906
01:44:58,121 --> 01:45:00,121
♪ Flying above ♪

1907
01:45:00,961 --> 01:45:02,761
♪ Eagles of love ♪

1908
01:45:04,481 --> 01:45:07,081
♪ Eagles ♪

1909
01:45:07,161 --> 01:45:09,641
♪ of love ♪

1910
01:45:11,601 --> 01:45:14,281
♪ Flying above ♪

1911
01:45:14,361 --> 01:45:16,321
♪ Eagles of love ♪

1912
01:45:17,081 --> 01:45:19,241
[instrumental music]

1913
01:45:25,081 --> 01:45:27,401
♪ Wings of gold ♪

1914
01:45:28,401 --> 01:45:30,561
♪ To guide you home ♪

1915
01:45:31,441 --> 01:45:33,961
♪ They rise like the sun ♪

1916
01:45:35,161 --> 01:45:37,681
♪ When hope is gone ♪

1917
01:45:38,441 --> 01:45:43,761
♪ Taking flight
in the dead of night ♪

1918
01:45:45,121 --> 01:45:47,761
♪ Beyond the storm ♪

1919
01:45:48,441 --> 01:45:51,481
♪ The sweetest song ♪

1920
01:45:51,561 --> 01:45:54,001
♪ Eagles ♪

1921
01:45:54,081 --> 01:45:57,041
♪ of love ♪

1922
01:45:58,561 --> 01:46:01,401
♪ Flying above ♪

1923
01:46:01,481 --> 01:46:03,241
♪ Eagles of love ♪

1924
01:46:04,881 --> 01:46:11,081
♪ Eagles of love ♪

1925
01:46:11,881 --> 01:46:14,921
♪ Flying above ♪

1926
01:46:15,001 --> 01:46:17,481
♪ Eagles of love ♪

1927
01:46:18,841 --> 01:46:21,721
[instrumental music]

1928
01:46:31,721 --> 01:46:34,201
♪ Eagles ♪

1929
01:46:34,281 --> 01:46:37,681
♪ of love ♪

1930
01:46:38,921 --> 01:46:40,801
♪ Flying above ♪

1931
01:46:41,601 --> 01:46:43,441
♪ Eagles of love ♪

1932
01:46:45,201 --> 01:46:47,641
♪ Eagles ♪

1933
01:46:47,721 --> 01:46:49,761
♪ of love ♪

1934
01:46:52,281 --> 01:46:55,001
♪ Flying above ♪

1935
01:46:55,081 --> 01:46:56,841
♪ Eagles of love ♪

1936
01:46:58,881 --> 01:47:01,681
♪ Flying above ♪

1937
01:47:01,761 --> 01:47:04,161
♪ Eagles of love ♪♪

1938
01:47:13,761 --> 01:47:16,721
[instrumental music]

1939
01:47:46,001 --> 01:47:48,881
[instrumental music]

1940
01:48:19,241 --> 01:48:22,081
[instrumental music]

1941
01:48:49,241 --> 01:48:52,121
[instrumental music]

1942
01:49:19,241 --> 01:49:22,121
[instrumental music]