1 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:41,376 Texas. 2 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,845 Now I'm in the lead. 3 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:44,613 Oh, that's mine. 4 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,548 - Uh, uh! - Yeah. 5 00:00:45,614 --> 00:00:47,382 Coming out of Greenburg it pa- No 6 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,951 We passed it and it's passing us now. 7 00:00:49,018 --> 00:00:50,586 No, that was not Texas. 8 00:00:50,653 --> 00:00:52,387 That was Georgia 9 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,956 and it was a blue van 10 00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:56,157 and I remember it distinctly. 11 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:58,059 No, no, no, no, no. 12 00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,260 Mhm. 13 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:01,597 - You are stealing my plate. - No. 14 00:01:01,664 --> 00:01:03,398 Not even a local station. 15 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,635 Well, the best bargains 16 00:01:06,702 --> 00:01:08,904 are in the most far flung places. 17 00:01:08,971 --> 00:01:09,972 Far flung places. 18 00:01:10,039 --> 00:01:11,272 ♪ Da da da... ♪ 19 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,942 Oh, I hate that commercial. 20 00:01:15,878 --> 00:01:18,079 Ah, such a pretty day. 21 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,848 Yes, ma'am, it is. 22 00:01:46,742 --> 00:01:47,776 BEAT-NG-U'? 23 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:50,345 Beating? 24 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,280 I'm the one that's in the lead. 25 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,785 Or is it B-EAT-NG-U? 26 00:01:56,852 --> 00:02:02,156 Ha-ha, either way, it's a vanity plate, so I get doubles. 27 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,324 Mmm! 28 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,895 Jeez, hey now... 29 00:02:09,732 --> 00:02:11,834 Ronnie, he's so close! 30 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,168 Go around. 31 00:02:15,971 --> 00:02:17,338 Go around! 32 00:02:19,775 --> 00:02:21,309 My gosh! 33 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,350 Hey! 34 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,287 You okay? 35 00:02:36,759 --> 00:02:39,061 Phew, yeah. 36 00:02:52,808 --> 00:02:54,043 Oh dear. 37 00:02:54,109 --> 00:02:55,844 Is that the same truck? 38 00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,447 Hmm... 39 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:10,559 I don't think we were supposed to see that. 40 00:03:22,504 --> 00:03:24,873 What in the name...? 41 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,778 Oh! 42 00:03:29,845 --> 00:03:31,880 He must have seen us. 43 00:03:31,947 --> 00:03:33,816 He couldn't have. 44 00:03:38,687 --> 00:03:40,354 Oh no... 45 00:03:46,128 --> 00:03:47,162 Hang on, honey. 46 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,228 What's he doing?! 47 00:03:50,699 --> 00:03:51,600 Ah! 48 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:54,103 Ronnie! 49 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:57,639 What's he... ah! Oh, Ronnie, be careful! 50 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:03,746 Oh! Oh! 51 00:04:07,182 --> 00:04:08,449 Oh! 52 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,393 Are you okay? 53 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:21,897 You all right? 54 00:04:21,964 --> 00:04:24,166 What just happened? 55 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,233 He's long gone now. 56 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,669 Just... just a road hog. 57 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,715 Oh... 58 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,952 - You all right? - Oh, God. 59 00:04:45,821 --> 00:04:46,822 Oh... 60 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:50,526 Uh... Ah... 61 00:04:57,032 --> 00:04:58,801 What are you doing? 62 00:04:59,601 --> 00:05:02,104 Honey, I'm gonna call this in to the police. 63 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:04,006 - What? - Well, yeah. 64 00:05:04,072 --> 00:05:06,374 We can't pretend that what just happened to us 65 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,709 didn't happen to us. 66 00:05:07,776 --> 00:05:09,278 They gotta know about this. 67 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,345 Oh, I don't like it, Ronnie. 68 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,215 I don't like it one bit. 69 00:05:13,282 --> 00:05:15,316 Was it "I'M BEATING U?" 70 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,486 I don't know. 71 00:05:18,554 --> 00:05:20,789 Okay, all right, all right, all right. 72 00:05:20,856 --> 00:05:23,058 We're gonna go to a gas station where they have a phone. 73 00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:24,893 Okay? Okay? 74 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:25,961 We're gonna call this in. 75 00:05:26,028 --> 00:05:27,262 Oh... 76 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,496 All right? 77 00:05:28,564 --> 00:05:29,798 It's going to be okay. 78 00:05:34,303 --> 00:05:36,271 Okay, it'll be okay. 79 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,173 I wanna go home. 80 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,875 I know you do, honey. 81 00:05:39,942 --> 00:05:41,276 Okay. 82 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:17,579 Ronnie? 83 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:47,609 We should stop and see what was going on with that sheet. 84 00:06:48,176 --> 00:06:51,046 And then we can tell the cops all about it. 85 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:57,619 We gotta do it, Marie. 86 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:04,826 Turning a blind eye is not an option. 87 00:07:09,932 --> 00:07:11,099 Love you, baby. 88 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,134 Ronald... 89 00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:48,737 Come on. 90 00:07:48,804 --> 00:07:50,084 Okay, all right, it's all right. 91 00:07:59,314 --> 00:08:00,849 The sheet... 92 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:02,951 Yeah. 93 00:08:34,649 --> 00:08:36,118 The horrifying sight 94 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:39,821 that police believe Ron and Marie witnessed that day 95 00:08:39,888 --> 00:08:43,492 was the infamous bodies in the pit. 96 00:08:44,326 --> 00:08:48,030 Ron and Marie themselves have never been seen since. 97 00:08:49,431 --> 00:08:53,802 Just another macabre mystery from the deep south. 98 00:08:55,237 --> 00:08:57,472 Surely you've watched that video so many times 99 00:08:57,539 --> 00:08:59,141 you have it memorized by now? 100 00:08:59,207 --> 00:09:00,742 No, real talk. 101 00:09:01,443 --> 00:09:02,677 This really happened. 102 00:09:02,744 --> 00:09:04,112 Somewhere in this area, actually. 103 00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:05,990 Come on, there's a reason those things are unsolved. 104 00:09:06,014 --> 00:09:08,016 It's all myths and legends. 105 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,083 Move over. 106 00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:11,920 Nah, this YouTube video's out of date. 107 00:09:11,987 --> 00:09:14,689 This was from, what, twenty plus years ago. 108 00:09:14,756 --> 00:09:16,425 Now this was... Ch-ch-ch... 109 00:09:16,491 --> 00:09:19,361 Oh it's just like Bigfoot, Mothman, Spring hill Jack, 110 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,296 Chupacabra or any others. 111 00:09:21,363 --> 00:09:24,933 Yeah, and you'll be meeting fans of all of them by tonight. 112 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,836 I can't believe I let you drag me to this nerd fest. 113 00:09:27,903 --> 00:09:30,572 Yeah? Explain me this. 114 00:09:32,007 --> 00:09:34,342 Now, this is real footage. 115 00:09:35,877 --> 00:09:37,179 Even you can't deny it. 116 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:38,480 You can't even see it. 117 00:09:38,947 --> 00:09:41,049 Ever wonder why those proof videos are always shaky 118 00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:42,518 and murky, never crisp and clear? 119 00:09:42,584 --> 00:09:44,119 It's old. 120 00:09:44,186 --> 00:09:46,721 The Creeper only comes back every 23 years. 121 00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:48,490 And the earth is flat. 122 00:09:48,558 --> 00:09:49,801 Nazis are camped out on the moon. 123 00:09:49,825 --> 00:09:50,959 Elvis lives. 124 00:09:51,026 --> 00:09:53,128 The Apollo landing was faked... 125 00:09:53,195 --> 00:09:55,263 Your precious science doesn't have all the answers! 126 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,599 Conspiracy theories have no answers. 127 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:59,734 Y'all get it wrong all the time. 128 00:09:59,801 --> 00:10:02,704 Copernicus, Aristotle, ev... 129 00:10:03,371 --> 00:10:04,473 Don't do that. 130 00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:05,740 Don't do that. 131 00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:08,610 Newton, Einstein, Hawking? 132 00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:10,278 It's a big world. 133 00:10:10,345 --> 00:10:12,481 Strange things happen all the time. 134 00:10:12,548 --> 00:10:15,750 Occam's razor. 135 00:10:15,817 --> 00:10:17,385 That's why I'm a scientist. 136 00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:20,055 The simplest explanation is most likely to be true. 137 00:10:20,122 --> 00:10:22,624 Well, this is also pretty simple, brainiac. 138 00:10:23,191 --> 00:10:24,693 All right, the Creeper comes back 139 00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:26,461 every 23rd spring. 140 00:10:26,529 --> 00:10:28,531 It kills for 23 days... 141 00:10:28,598 --> 00:10:30,065 Then what? 142 00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:34,436 Then it disappears. I don't know. 143 00:10:34,903 --> 00:10:36,304 Sounds like a love bug. 144 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:41,544 They were a breed of bugs made in a lab to kill mosquitos. 145 00:10:41,611 --> 00:10:43,311 All they did was mate and die. 146 00:10:43,378 --> 00:10:44,379 Complete failure. 147 00:10:44,446 --> 00:10:45,780 Now they serve zero purpose. 148 00:10:45,847 --> 00:10:47,082 They have no function, 149 00:10:47,149 --> 00:10:48,817 but twice a year they appear like a storm, 150 00:10:48,884 --> 00:10:50,852 blindly chasing anything white 151 00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:52,954 before dying when they come into contact with it. 152 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:57,692 So, you think the Creeper was made in a lab. 153 00:10:57,759 --> 00:11:00,028 I think the Creeper was made in your brain, you half-wit. 154 00:11:00,095 --> 00:11:02,764 Well, the Creeper doesn't mate. 155 00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:05,734 It kills... 156 00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:11,106 It's said to have killed almost hundreds, maybe thousands. 157 00:11:11,173 --> 00:11:12,941 Wait, didn't they make a movie out of it? 158 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:15,110 Creepy Creeper or something? 159 00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:18,914 Three actually, but none of that is real. 160 00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:24,419 And it was named after a cheesy LA cable access show... 161 00:11:25,387 --> 00:11:26,589 Baby? Baby! 162 00:11:26,656 --> 00:11:28,123 Laine! 163 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,637 Baby, I told you that burrito would come back 164 00:11:31,661 --> 00:11:32,661 to haunt you. 165 00:11:52,682 --> 00:11:54,182 Ugh... 166 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,061 Erm... 167 00:12:10,332 --> 00:12:13,768 Pffff, all right, you know I suck at typing. 168 00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:16,538 Erm... 169 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,942 I'm gonna ask her tonight. 170 00:12:23,044 --> 00:12:25,313 I've got the ring so... 171 00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:28,750 Wish me luck. 172 00:12:30,285 --> 00:12:31,520 I love you, Mom. 173 00:14:18,193 --> 00:14:19,628 What is up girl? 174 00:14:19,695 --> 00:14:20,763 How are you? 175 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,964 Everything hurts and I'm dying. 176 00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:25,801 Oh, that good, huh? 177 00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:28,903 Ew, are you all right? 178 00:14:29,638 --> 00:14:32,207 It's too late for me, save yourself. 179 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:38,547 So, did you take the test yet? 180 00:14:38,614 --> 00:14:39,948 I brought it with me, 181 00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:41,292 but I think this counts as a positive. 182 00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:43,218 You are always the optimist. 183 00:14:43,284 --> 00:14:45,387 Not at all what I meant and you know it. 184 00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:48,189 Well, I was trying to hold it till I got there, 185 00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:51,259 but I need to tinkle, tailor, my soldier spy. 186 00:14:51,326 --> 00:14:52,728 I'm gonna have to call you back. 187 00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,963 I'm not hearing this. 188 00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:56,641 Just call me when you get to the hotel, okay? 189 00:14:56,665 --> 00:14:58,299 Oh, oh, oh... 190 00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:01,169 Oh, make sure that you do not puke on those Air Force Ones. 191 00:15:01,737 --> 00:15:03,672 Don't even joke about that. 192 00:15:04,439 --> 00:15:06,642 Laine, when have I ever joked about fashion? 193 00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:13,649 Sam, I swear if you jinxed me, 194 00:15:13,716 --> 00:15:15,283 I swear to God I'll... 195 00:15:18,888 --> 00:15:22,591 Laine, I love you, but you're buying me some more shoes. 196 00:15:22,658 --> 00:15:23,658 Fuck... 197 00:15:23,692 --> 00:15:25,994 Do I look like I'm built for the woods? 198 00:15:56,625 --> 00:16:01,129 Agghhh! 199 00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:23,218 You bring me to the most charming places. 200 00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:25,788 Remind me why we're here again? 201 00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:28,891 Baby, I can't wait to show you this place. 202 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:30,960 Are you sure this is where we're supposed to be? 203 00:16:31,426 --> 00:16:33,596 Yeah, we should be close. 204 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:39,845 Now you know that's where we're going... 205 00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:41,402 Really? 206 00:16:41,469 --> 00:16:43,104 Lady Manilla, how could you not?! 207 00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:45,373 Hey, maybe she'll read your palm. 208 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,440 Yeah! 209 00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:07,763 Trust you to find the strangest 210 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,163 place to ask for directions. 211 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:12,768 Damn, look at all this cool stuff. 212 00:17:18,306 --> 00:17:20,074 I don't get it. 213 00:17:20,676 --> 00:17:23,211 Come on, Chase, nobody's here, let's go. 214 00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:32,621 Chase, don't touch everything. 215 00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:13,862 You scared the shit out of me! 216 00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:15,229 Take a look at this. 217 00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:19,233 I didn't know they had whaling this far from the coast. 218 00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:23,104 Anything strike your fancy? 219 00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:25,541 We're looking for this address, 220 00:18:25,608 --> 00:18:27,576 but I can't find it on any map. 221 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,848 Ah, it's not on any maps. 222 00:18:32,915 --> 00:18:35,050 The satellites are kind of screwed up 223 00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:36,852 over our town I guess. 224 00:18:45,861 --> 00:18:47,261 There. 225 00:18:47,328 --> 00:18:50,431 And we are here. 226 00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:54,670 Just take 68 five miles to south 227 00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:57,271 and turn left when you see the signs. 228 00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:09,250 Uh, thanks. 229 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:12,021 No problem. 230 00:19:12,087 --> 00:19:13,789 That'll be $50 please? 231 00:19:13,856 --> 00:19:15,356 50... 232 00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:18,961 It's antique, honey. 233 00:19:19,028 --> 00:19:24,198 Antique, okay. 234 00:19:34,643 --> 00:19:37,445 Now you come back any time, you hear. 235 00:19:37,513 --> 00:19:40,314 Oh, and congratulations to you both. 236 00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:44,285 Oh, he doesn't know? 237 00:19:46,755 --> 00:19:48,624 Neither does she. 238 00:19:48,691 --> 00:19:49,691 Interesting. 239 00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:53,327 Okay, this was, er... 240 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:13,314 We have a tree bearing fruit. 241 00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:15,584 He will be most pleased. 242 00:20:34,169 --> 00:20:37,840 Wow, look at this. 243 00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:40,241 Are we the only ones in this place? 244 00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:41,442 Babe... 245 00:20:53,188 --> 00:20:55,157 Wait there. 246 00:20:55,224 --> 00:20:57,659 I've got another surprise for you. 247 00:21:00,229 --> 00:21:02,931 Chase, where are you going? 248 00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:51,780 Hey, this is Sam. 249 00:21:51,847 --> 00:21:53,314 I'm just busy living my best life. 250 00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:55,117 Sam, where the hell are you? 251 00:21:55,184 --> 00:21:56,985 Boo! 252 00:22:00,189 --> 00:22:01,557 Mah! 253 00:22:02,224 --> 00:22:04,159 What is it? 254 00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:06,427 It's your surprise. 255 00:22:10,632 --> 00:22:12,501 Are you serious? 256 00:22:12,568 --> 00:22:14,368 What are those? 257 00:22:15,469 --> 00:22:17,172 We're gonna cosplay. 258 00:22:17,239 --> 00:22:18,507 You and me. 259 00:22:18,574 --> 00:22:20,474 I brought everything we need. 260 00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:22,644 All you need to do is choose who you wanna be. 261 00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,214 I'm not putting on any of them. 262 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,315 What? 263 00:22:31,153 --> 00:22:32,588 Yeah... 264 00:22:33,155 --> 00:22:37,226 Yeah, I mean it was a stupid idea anyway. 265 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:41,597 So, I mean, I knew you wouldn't wear some of this stuff. 266 00:22:41,663 --> 00:22:44,900 It's tacky anyway, so I don't even want you to wear it. 267 00:22:44,967 --> 00:22:46,034 Maybe I'll wear it. 268 00:22:46,101 --> 00:22:47,401 I dunno. 269 00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:57,045 - Can I watch? - No! 270 00:23:12,493 --> 00:23:15,297 Coming to you live from Horror Hound 2021. 271 00:23:15,364 --> 00:23:18,967 I'm Carrie and I'm here to find the biggest Creeper... 272 00:23:19,034 --> 00:23:22,070 Hey Laine, they're talking about the Creeper. 273 00:23:22,871 --> 00:23:24,072 The one in the YouTube clip. 274 00:23:24,139 --> 00:23:26,208 So, clown outfits tell me more. 275 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:29,978 Well, they say that clowns are frightening 276 00:23:30,045 --> 00:23:32,748 but I say that we are everything good 277 00:23:32,814 --> 00:23:36,084 and bad in life all at once. 278 00:23:36,151 --> 00:23:37,753 Look at all the love the clowns... 279 00:23:37,819 --> 00:23:41,023 Mommy's gonna paint these streets with blood. 280 00:23:41,857 --> 00:23:43,592 Stumbling around in our 281 00:23:43,659 --> 00:23:46,194 little old and shattered community... 282 00:23:46,261 --> 00:23:47,863 Try this on. 283 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:50,464 And guess who else might turn up... 284 00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:52,034 Okay, Mr. J. 285 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,940 That's right, local horror legend, the Creeper. 286 00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:32,107 Now that I've satisfied your fanboy fantasies, 287 00:24:32,174 --> 00:24:34,076 what are you gonna wear? 288 00:24:34,142 --> 00:24:35,544 What? Oh, this. 289 00:24:39,414 --> 00:24:40,415 A T-shirt? 290 00:24:40,481 --> 00:24:42,017 Not just any T-shirt. 291 00:24:42,751 --> 00:24:43,852 This T-shirt. 292 00:24:43,919 --> 00:24:45,854 What am I gonna do with you? 293 00:25:21,857 --> 00:25:24,092 Ahhh! 294 00:25:24,159 --> 00:25:25,160 Laine?! 295 00:25:26,595 --> 00:25:28,230 Baby, you all right? 296 00:25:34,636 --> 00:25:36,538 It's just a bird. 297 00:25:36,605 --> 00:25:38,140 Scared the crap out of me. 298 00:25:41,076 --> 00:25:44,179 Babe... 299 00:25:44,246 --> 00:25:45,947 Let's start going... 300 00:25:46,014 --> 00:25:47,749 It's party time. 301 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,021 Come on. 302 00:26:23,585 --> 00:26:25,353 Ahhh! 303 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:06,294 I had no idea so many people attended these things. 304 00:27:06,361 --> 00:27:10,365 This is the Coachella of cosplay. 305 00:27:10,966 --> 00:27:12,334 Yeah, for psycho killers. 306 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,236 It looks like a gathering of juggalos. 307 00:27:14,302 --> 00:27:16,004 Oh please, you love Insane Clown Posse. 308 00:27:16,071 --> 00:27:17,205 I've seen your Spotify. 309 00:27:17,272 --> 00:27:19,374 Stay off my phone you stalker! 310 00:27:19,441 --> 00:27:21,443 And the angel answered and 311 00:27:21,511 --> 00:27:23,845 said unto the people, 312 00:27:23,912 --> 00:27:28,683 fear not, ye, for I know ye seek 313 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,185 the Messiah. 314 00:27:30,819 --> 00:27:32,787 For it is risen. 315 00:27:32,854 --> 00:27:34,489 Hallelujah! 316 00:27:34,557 --> 00:27:36,858 I'm pretty sure the correct phrase is, "He is risen." 317 00:27:48,770 --> 00:27:50,372 Agh... ahhh! 318 00:27:52,608 --> 00:27:53,708 Argh! 319 00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:54,776 Argh... aggghhh! 320 00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:57,078 Argh! 321 00:27:57,145 --> 00:27:58,648 Aaargh! 322 00:27:58,713 --> 00:28:00,782 Aaagghhh! 323 00:28:00,849 --> 00:28:02,884 Jesus Christ! 324 00:28:07,523 --> 00:28:08,857 Aah! 325 00:28:08,924 --> 00:28:11,760 That's right, welcome to Horror Hound! 326 00:28:11,826 --> 00:28:13,361 Let's go! 327 00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:15,730 Yeah! 328 00:28:15,797 --> 00:28:16,798 Whoo! 329 00:28:16,865 --> 00:28:18,900 Yeah! Yeah! 330 00:28:18,967 --> 00:28:21,102 Wow, these people are really fucked up. 331 00:28:21,169 --> 00:28:25,173 You should have seen your face... hook, line, and sinker. 332 00:28:29,579 --> 00:28:30,946 Hey! 333 00:28:31,012 --> 00:28:33,148 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 334 00:28:35,817 --> 00:28:38,186 Shitting their pants. 335 00:28:38,253 --> 00:28:40,121 The looks on their faces. 336 00:28:40,188 --> 00:28:43,225 Shit. 337 00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:03,144 Mmm... mmmm. 338 00:29:03,211 --> 00:29:04,346 Urgh! 339 00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:08,917 Aagghhh! 340 00:29:22,897 --> 00:29:24,799 They are glorifying actual killers 341 00:29:24,866 --> 00:29:25,910 and you're honestly okay with that? 342 00:29:25,934 --> 00:29:27,570 No... 343 00:29:27,637 --> 00:29:29,437 No, they're not. 344 00:29:29,505 --> 00:29:31,106 It's all just for fun. 345 00:29:31,172 --> 00:29:33,041 What if there's a psycho lurking in the crowd? 346 00:29:33,108 --> 00:29:35,043 How the hell would you know? 347 00:29:36,512 --> 00:29:38,714 Baby, there's no psychos. 348 00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:40,482 Just a bunch of people having fun. 349 00:29:40,549 --> 00:29:42,350 Even big music festivals have a body count. 350 00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:43,794 I dread to think what it's like here. 351 00:29:43,818 --> 00:29:46,722 Crowds of people, everyone drinking, partying, cars... 352 00:29:46,821 --> 00:29:48,823 Sharp things. 353 00:29:48,890 --> 00:29:50,593 Chase... 354 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:52,861 Okay, I'll get the drinks. 355 00:29:55,497 --> 00:29:56,497 Hey. 356 00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:07,543 I'm doing that right freaking now. 357 00:30:07,610 --> 00:30:09,512 The sign says "closed." 358 00:30:20,255 --> 00:30:21,557 Chase! 359 00:30:21,624 --> 00:30:23,693 You cut yourself, Sir? 360 00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:25,393 Sorry folks, I got held up 361 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:27,329 preparing for tonight's big show. 362 00:30:27,829 --> 00:30:29,497 Special effects and such. 363 00:30:29,565 --> 00:30:30,999 No big deal. 364 00:30:32,635 --> 00:30:35,303 It's three for five, pick them from the center. 365 00:30:40,442 --> 00:30:41,343 Er... 366 00:30:41,409 --> 00:30:42,944 - Is that all right? - Great. 367 00:30:44,346 --> 00:30:45,648 From here? 368 00:30:45,715 --> 00:30:47,082 In the center. 369 00:30:47,148 --> 00:30:49,017 - Center. - All right, cool. 370 00:30:50,318 --> 00:30:55,390 Baby, stand back and watch... me... work! 371 00:30:55,990 --> 00:30:57,827 That was close! 372 00:30:57,892 --> 00:30:59,562 I'm gonna use my other hand, okay? 373 00:30:59,628 --> 00:31:01,062 Babe, you watching? 374 00:31:01,129 --> 00:31:04,099 Ah, okay, it's my last one. 375 00:31:05,467 --> 00:31:07,268 You like that? 376 00:31:07,335 --> 00:31:09,805 I've never seen anything like this. 377 00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:13,208 That's because they're all unique. 378 00:31:14,175 --> 00:31:16,378 Each one handmade. 379 00:31:16,444 --> 00:31:17,946 Creeper style. 380 00:31:19,214 --> 00:31:20,915 You ever heard of the Creeper? 381 00:31:20,982 --> 00:31:22,083 Don't get him started. 382 00:31:22,150 --> 00:31:24,919 It... it's like a local legend, right? 383 00:31:24,986 --> 00:31:27,255 Kills hundreds of people every 23 years? 384 00:31:27,322 --> 00:31:29,491 Something like that. 385 00:31:29,558 --> 00:31:30,892 I told... 386 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,402 Now you try. 387 00:31:40,468 --> 00:31:41,804 Me? 388 00:31:41,871 --> 00:31:43,506 No, no, no, no, no. 389 00:31:43,572 --> 00:31:45,508 - No, no, no, no, no. - You're doing this. 390 00:31:45,574 --> 00:31:47,475 You are doing this. You're doing this. 391 00:31:47,543 --> 00:31:48,577 Come on, this way. 392 00:31:50,044 --> 00:31:52,681 Successfully throwing blades at a human target 393 00:31:52,748 --> 00:31:54,249 was an art form. 394 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,452 Now, first you find your throwing line... 395 00:31:58,420 --> 00:31:59,988 That's this. 396 00:32:00,054 --> 00:32:03,224 Okay, now the key to successfully throwing 397 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:06,227 a blade is the distance between you and the target. 398 00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:09,297 Now, if you've found your throwing line, 399 00:32:09,364 --> 00:32:11,667 you're gonna take a step back. 400 00:32:12,501 --> 00:32:15,970 And you're gonna turn 45 degrees and to your left. 401 00:32:17,272 --> 00:32:19,974 Okay, now you're gonna step up to that line 402 00:32:20,041 --> 00:32:22,377 and throw it just like a baseball pitch. 403 00:32:22,444 --> 00:32:24,212 Hard as you can. 404 00:32:28,283 --> 00:32:30,251 Hmm. What! 405 00:32:30,318 --> 00:32:32,987 Baby, that was sick! 406 00:32:33,054 --> 00:32:36,324 So, how is this related to the Creeper? 407 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,863 They say these are some of his favourite toys. 408 00:32:40,930 --> 00:32:42,798 Seems inefficient. 409 00:32:42,865 --> 00:32:44,999 To prolong the hunt. 410 00:32:46,234 --> 00:32:48,336 There is the minor drawback that 411 00:32:48,403 --> 00:32:49,971 even if you hit your target, 412 00:32:50,038 --> 00:32:52,373 you throw away your weapon. 413 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,543 You need something else to finish the job. 414 00:32:55,945 --> 00:32:57,513 Hmm... 415 00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:59,323 Or if the Creeper throws like Chase, then he would need it. 416 00:32:59,347 --> 00:33:01,817 Oh, she got jokes today. 417 00:33:01,884 --> 00:33:04,152 Ow! Ah, damn it. 418 00:33:04,219 --> 00:33:06,454 I got it, I got it. Just a cut, just a cut. 419 00:33:07,523 --> 00:33:08,990 Boy Scout. 420 00:33:09,057 --> 00:33:11,326 Always be prepared. 421 00:33:11,392 --> 00:33:14,062 You guys coming to the big Creeper Draw? 422 00:33:14,128 --> 00:33:15,698 Mm... 423 00:33:15,764 --> 00:33:17,666 What's the draw? 424 00:33:17,733 --> 00:33:19,400 Starts just before midnight after 425 00:33:19,467 --> 00:33:22,303 the cosplay show on the main stage. 426 00:33:23,672 --> 00:33:25,808 You guys should definitely check it out. 427 00:33:26,374 --> 00:33:28,644 Who knows, you might even win. 428 00:33:28,711 --> 00:33:30,546 Ow! 429 00:33:30,613 --> 00:33:32,113 Baby, it's all right, it's a cut. 430 00:33:54,570 --> 00:33:56,805 Are you all right there, Princess? 431 00:33:58,172 --> 00:34:00,576 Come on, come on. You all right? 432 00:34:33,943 --> 00:34:37,478 Ahhhhh! 433 00:34:54,730 --> 00:34:56,966 Hey, you're here for the Creeper Draw, right? 434 00:34:57,032 --> 00:34:58,801 Any idea where Brent is? 435 00:35:02,370 --> 00:35:04,272 Has anybody seen Brent? 436 00:35:04,339 --> 00:35:06,207 Anybody at all? 437 00:35:06,274 --> 00:35:09,277 Did he do the arrow stunt already? 438 00:35:09,945 --> 00:35:11,412 The arrow guy? 439 00:35:11,479 --> 00:35:13,515 We filmed him. We got it on tape, right Mikey? 440 00:35:13,582 --> 00:35:15,551 Yeah, yeah, it's on tape. 441 00:35:15,618 --> 00:35:16,898 Well then, where the hell is he? 442 00:35:16,952 --> 00:35:19,320 I mean we're supposed to be on stage in five minutes. 443 00:35:21,389 --> 00:35:24,793 All right, Brent's gonna get his ass kicked for this. 444 00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:26,361 Listen Carrie, 445 00:35:26,427 --> 00:35:28,205 I'm afraid you're gonna have to do this one alone. 446 00:35:28,229 --> 00:35:30,398 I mean, Brent's not here and it's nearly midnight. 447 00:35:30,465 --> 00:35:32,534 Come on, I'll show you the ropes. 448 00:35:32,601 --> 00:35:34,103 - It's easy. - Perfect. 449 00:35:34,168 --> 00:35:35,638 Jamie, grab my stuff please? 450 00:35:35,704 --> 00:35:37,606 What you're gonna do is you're just gonna... 451 00:35:37,673 --> 00:35:40,141 Oh, can I get a ginger tea before I go on? 452 00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:41,810 No, you absolutely cannot. 453 00:35:49,918 --> 00:35:51,687 All right! 454 00:35:51,754 --> 00:35:56,759 Thank you for the show, uh, sexy version of Jason, I think. 455 00:35:58,127 --> 00:35:59,762 Anyway, congrats. 456 00:35:59,828 --> 00:36:01,530 Hey, come on, let's check this out. 457 00:36:01,597 --> 00:36:06,135 It is time for our Creeper Draw! 458 00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:13,742 And revealing our grand prize is former Miss Universe, 459 00:36:13,809 --> 00:36:16,177 Princess of Darkness, 460 00:36:16,244 --> 00:36:19,882 our Master of Ceremonies... 461 00:36:19,948 --> 00:36:21,984 Madame Carnage! 462 00:36:22,051 --> 00:36:23,217 Argh! 463 00:36:29,992 --> 00:36:32,695 Silence, you peasants! 464 00:36:32,761 --> 00:36:38,266 I have travelled the world injecting fear into 465 00:36:38,332 --> 00:36:42,638 the hearts of mere mortals like y'all. 466 00:36:42,705 --> 00:36:47,576 But we are here for something very, very special, 467 00:36:47,643 --> 00:36:50,112 the Horror Hound Festival. 468 00:36:50,179 --> 00:36:52,614 It's the devil child of my making 469 00:36:52,681 --> 00:36:55,150 'cause it's back in my spiritual home 470 00:36:55,216 --> 00:36:57,786 of Jackson, Louisiana! 471 00:36:59,955 --> 00:37:03,491 The very place that through the ages 472 00:37:03,559 --> 00:37:06,929 we have lured and devoured 473 00:37:06,995 --> 00:37:10,799 sad souls like y'all. 474 00:37:10,866 --> 00:37:13,367 Come on now, carnage! 475 00:37:13,434 --> 00:37:16,404 Ya-whoo! 476 00:37:16,471 --> 00:37:20,408 So, tell us what the grand prize is. 477 00:37:20,475 --> 00:37:24,747 An escape room for two, Creeper themed. 478 00:37:24,813 --> 00:37:28,717 A haunted little house for all you creepy little freaks. 479 00:37:28,784 --> 00:37:31,720 That's right, creeps, the unlucky winners 480 00:37:31,787 --> 00:37:34,690 of our grand draw will be taken at will 481 00:37:34,757 --> 00:37:37,492 to the historic Barnabett house 482 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:40,261 where you will thirst for disturbing myths. 483 00:37:40,328 --> 00:37:43,699 And the bloody macabre will be tested to the limit 484 00:37:43,766 --> 00:37:46,969 in an escape room with a difference. 485 00:37:47,035 --> 00:37:49,505 Accompanied by internet sensation... 486 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,607 There, you heard her. 487 00:37:51,673 --> 00:37:53,142 The Creeper's a real thing! 488 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:55,443 I don't think anybody knew what she was talking about. 489 00:37:55,511 --> 00:37:57,746 But okay, I give you that, it's niche. 490 00:37:57,813 --> 00:37:59,815 And there are other people that believe it too, 491 00:37:59,882 --> 00:38:02,283 so you're not a complete freak after all. 492 00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:06,054 You're loving every single second of this ain't you, 493 00:38:06,121 --> 00:38:07,523 you big nerd? 494 00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:09,758 - I prefer biologist. - Oh, yeah. 495 00:38:11,727 --> 00:38:14,930 And now, to draw the winner, 496 00:38:14,997 --> 00:38:20,334 Jackson's very own Lady Manilla! 497 00:38:38,053 --> 00:38:39,988 Number... 498 00:38:40,055 --> 00:38:41,322 5... 499 00:38:41,389 --> 00:38:42,758 1... 500 00:38:42,825 --> 00:38:43,892 4! 501 00:38:46,028 --> 00:38:48,197 - Oh my God, that's me. - What? 502 00:38:48,263 --> 00:38:50,265 How is that possible? I never win anything. 503 00:38:50,331 --> 00:38:51,432 Its voodoo, baby. 504 00:38:51,499 --> 00:38:52,968 514 is us! 505 00:38:53,035 --> 00:38:54,368 Yeah! 506 00:38:55,537 --> 00:38:57,840 All right! 507 00:38:59,575 --> 00:39:02,778 That handsome guy over there is our winner! 508 00:39:02,845 --> 00:39:05,413 Can you believe this? Thanks! 509 00:39:05,479 --> 00:39:09,651 And remember if you get out by daybreak, 510 00:39:09,718 --> 00:39:13,856 you'll win a special prize. 511 00:39:14,388 --> 00:39:16,992 Now, round of applause for our winner. 512 00:39:17,059 --> 00:39:20,996 Come on backstage and we'll get you guys going in no time! 513 00:39:22,731 --> 00:39:23,899 That was amazing. 514 00:39:23,966 --> 00:39:25,406 Right this way, just watch your head. 515 00:39:26,568 --> 00:39:28,170 Do you really wanna do this? I mean... 516 00:39:28,237 --> 00:39:29,638 It's the Creeper house! 517 00:39:29,705 --> 00:39:31,516 I know everything there is to know about the Creeper. 518 00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:32,784 We'll be out of there in no time. 519 00:39:32,808 --> 00:39:34,643 Yeah, I know, but... Trust me... trust me! 520 00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:36,712 Congratulations, right this way. 521 00:39:37,246 --> 00:39:39,281 It's just through here. 522 00:39:39,348 --> 00:39:40,515 There we are. 523 00:39:40,582 --> 00:39:42,050 Okay, just sign there and there. 524 00:39:42,117 --> 00:39:43,795 - Uh, what are these? - Standard release form. 525 00:39:43,819 --> 00:39:45,296 We get to use your image forever and ever, 526 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,521 ever in the universe. 527 00:39:46,588 --> 00:39:47,866 We're not liable if anything goes wrong. 528 00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:49,399 The usual blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 529 00:39:49,423 --> 00:39:50,692 Uh, but why? 530 00:39:50,759 --> 00:39:52,237 Oh sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. 531 00:39:52,261 --> 00:39:54,162 I'm Jamie, the producer 532 00:39:54,229 --> 00:39:55,597 of her show. 533 00:39:55,664 --> 00:39:56,875 We're coming along to film all this. 534 00:39:56,899 --> 00:39:58,459 It's part of our deal with the festival. 535 00:39:58,499 --> 00:40:00,102 Hey Laine, we're gonna be on TV! 536 00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:01,803 Internet, not TV. 537 00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:04,673 Even better. Sign me up. 538 00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:06,942 All right! Just down there, Miss. 539 00:40:07,009 --> 00:40:07,910 In your own time. 540 00:40:07,976 --> 00:40:09,912 Okay, all right, team, let's go! 541 00:40:09,978 --> 00:40:11,146 Let's move it! 542 00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:14,783 Hey there, winner. 543 00:40:15,884 --> 00:40:18,320 - I'm Carrie. - Carrie. 544 00:40:18,387 --> 00:40:19,922 Nice to meet you. 545 00:40:19,988 --> 00:40:22,824 Laine, the drooling jerk is Chase, my boyfriend. 546 00:40:22,891 --> 00:40:24,860 How are we gonna get there? 547 00:40:24,927 --> 00:40:29,631 Uh, Stu's going to take us there, so follow me. 548 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,466 "Follow me." 549 00:40:32,534 --> 00:40:33,635 You'd better be right about 550 00:40:33,702 --> 00:40:35,203 getting us out of there quick sharp. 551 00:40:35,270 --> 00:40:36,338 Baby, come on. 552 00:40:36,405 --> 00:40:37,539 Thank you. 553 00:40:43,645 --> 00:40:45,446 I can't believe this is happening. 554 00:40:45,914 --> 00:40:47,983 The horror gods are on our side. 555 00:40:50,352 --> 00:40:51,485 Chase, isn't that the guy... 556 00:40:51,553 --> 00:40:52,563 You wanna take a look at this? 557 00:40:52,587 --> 00:40:53,922 What am I looking at? 558 00:40:53,989 --> 00:40:55,789 Guys, are we really going there in that thing? 559 00:40:55,824 --> 00:40:57,368 Don't worry, he looks a little bit creepy, 560 00:40:57,392 --> 00:40:58,260 but he's a sweetheart. 561 00:40:58,327 --> 00:40:59,493 A bit? 562 00:41:01,296 --> 00:41:02,764 Go on, get in. 563 00:41:02,831 --> 00:41:04,566 Hey, wanna get killed by a crazy redneck? 564 00:41:04,633 --> 00:41:06,568 Because that's how you get killed. 565 00:41:06,635 --> 00:41:07,736 Come on, you two. 566 00:41:09,371 --> 00:41:10,939 I love you. 567 00:41:31,526 --> 00:41:38,166 Are you ready for the big night of terror to begin? 568 00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:56,718 We've got ten seconds to go! 569 00:41:57,953 --> 00:41:58,887 10! 570 00:41:58,954 --> 00:41:59,954 9! 571 00:41:59,988 --> 00:42:00,988 8! 572 00:42:02,591 --> 00:42:03,759 7! 573 00:42:04,259 --> 00:42:05,293 6! 574 00:42:06,628 --> 00:42:07,628 5! 575 00:42:09,231 --> 00:42:10,599 4! 576 00:42:11,533 --> 00:42:12,701 3! 577 00:42:13,435 --> 00:42:14,636 2! 578 00:42:15,437 --> 00:42:16,571 1! 579 00:42:34,122 --> 00:42:36,234 Hey, play some music, the crowd's going wild out there! 580 00:42:36,258 --> 00:42:38,218 - The internet dropped, man. - Well, do something! 581 00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:42,464 All right, folks, we're out of wi-fi, but never fear. 582 00:42:42,532 --> 00:42:47,102 A good DJ never leaves the house without a few vinyls! 583 00:43:22,471 --> 00:43:24,550 So you're not gonna talk to me for the whole journey? 584 00:43:24,574 --> 00:43:26,975 - At all? - What is that? 585 00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:28,376 B-roll. 586 00:43:28,443 --> 00:43:29,744 What is that? 587 00:43:29,811 --> 00:43:31,613 - Baby... - Shadow? 588 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,790 Can you at least look at me? 589 00:43:32,814 --> 00:43:36,218 I'm not sure. It looks like a Creeper. 590 00:43:36,751 --> 00:43:38,887 Wait, wait, wait, you mean to tell me 591 00:43:38,954 --> 00:43:40,088 you got the Creeper on tape? 592 00:43:40,822 --> 00:43:42,190 This is real footage? 593 00:43:42,257 --> 00:43:43,325 Well, a Creeper. 594 00:43:43,391 --> 00:43:46,061 It's probably just some asshole in great cosplay. 595 00:43:46,128 --> 00:43:47,929 Or is it? 596 00:43:47,996 --> 00:43:49,397 What's the resolution on that? 597 00:43:49,464 --> 00:43:51,099 Native 4k, why? 598 00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,200 See? 599 00:43:52,267 --> 00:43:54,069 Crisp, clear optics makes no difference. 600 00:43:54,136 --> 00:43:55,403 Great. 601 00:43:55,470 --> 00:43:57,639 If that John guy turns out to be missing 602 00:43:57,706 --> 00:43:58,740 we might have something. 603 00:44:23,398 --> 00:44:26,368 This is interesting. 604 00:44:27,903 --> 00:44:29,671 Uh, yeah. 605 00:44:29,738 --> 00:44:32,874 So I guess I light this using cellphones? 606 00:44:36,178 --> 00:44:38,880 Welcome to the Barnabett family cemetery. 607 00:44:39,915 --> 00:44:41,883 This was the final resting place 608 00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:44,319 for souls back to the 1700s. 609 00:44:45,987 --> 00:44:49,024 The natives believed that this was holy ground. 610 00:44:49,090 --> 00:44:51,193 Back to the dawn of man. 611 00:44:52,294 --> 00:44:53,361 Sacred. 612 00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:58,568 But very, very haunted. 613 00:44:58,634 --> 00:45:00,001 Awesome. 614 00:45:00,068 --> 00:45:01,970 I wonder if I could be buried here. 615 00:45:02,037 --> 00:45:03,639 Uh, be careful what you wish for. 616 00:45:03,705 --> 00:45:05,173 Shut up. 617 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,108 What are we doing here again? 618 00:45:07,175 --> 00:45:09,579 Weren't we supposed to go to the haunted house or something? 619 00:45:09,645 --> 00:45:11,279 Yeah. 620 00:45:11,346 --> 00:45:12,981 We walk from here. 621 00:45:15,951 --> 00:45:17,352 You see that? 622 00:45:17,852 --> 00:45:20,255 What's wrong? Come on, we gotta get this. 623 00:45:20,322 --> 00:45:21,591 Camera won't work. 624 00:45:21,657 --> 00:45:23,058 I dunno. 625 00:45:23,124 --> 00:45:25,160 No, no, no, dunno ain't gonna cut it, pal. 626 00:45:25,227 --> 00:45:26,804 I didn't pay you to bring the film crew down 627 00:45:26,828 --> 00:45:28,463 to Whistling Dixie for my health. 628 00:45:28,964 --> 00:45:30,107 Now what do you mean it won't work? 629 00:45:30,131 --> 00:45:31,701 It doesn't turn on? It won't focus? 630 00:45:31,766 --> 00:45:33,969 Won't record? Won't fuck itself? 631 00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:35,437 What am I even doing out here? 632 00:45:35,504 --> 00:45:38,306 See, now, nobody wants to sound like that guy. 633 00:45:38,373 --> 00:45:39,908 I have got an Emmy, God damn it. 634 00:45:39,975 --> 00:45:41,176 Laine... Laine! 635 00:45:41,243 --> 00:45:42,487 I don't give a fuck about your Emmy. 636 00:45:42,511 --> 00:45:44,246 It's not my fault the camera doesn't work. 637 00:45:44,312 --> 00:45:45,113 Laine! 638 00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:46,181 You can go fuck yourself. 639 00:45:46,248 --> 00:45:47,528 You're such an asshole sometimes. 640 00:45:48,517 --> 00:45:49,585 Laine! 641 00:46:04,032 --> 00:46:05,109 Babe, is everything all right? 642 00:46:05,133 --> 00:46:07,035 I don't know, you tell me. 643 00:46:07,802 --> 00:46:09,437 Is everything all right? 644 00:46:10,772 --> 00:46:12,508 What do you mean? 645 00:46:12,575 --> 00:46:14,051 I know there's something going on there with that 646 00:46:14,075 --> 00:46:15,511 blonde bimbo and you. 647 00:46:15,578 --> 00:46:16,311 Honestly, it doesn't bother me. 648 00:46:16,378 --> 00:46:20,282 I just find it so "interesting." 649 00:46:20,348 --> 00:46:22,083 Oh, come on. 650 00:46:22,718 --> 00:46:24,853 - I didn't even notice her! - Really? 651 00:46:24,919 --> 00:46:27,523 "Awesome, bury me here please, I'm a bimbo!" 652 00:46:27,590 --> 00:46:29,367 You want me to give you a cup to catch your drool? 653 00:46:29,391 --> 00:46:31,092 No, I didn't say it like that. 654 00:46:32,494 --> 00:46:33,529 And that's not fair. 655 00:46:33,596 --> 00:46:34,596 Laine! 656 00:46:34,630 --> 00:46:35,897 No, really, I love her. 657 00:46:35,964 --> 00:46:36,998 She's deep, I get it. 658 00:46:37,065 --> 00:46:38,400 Come on, I... 659 00:46:42,505 --> 00:46:43,505 Hello? 660 00:46:46,007 --> 00:46:48,410 Hey, are you with the festival? 661 00:46:49,044 --> 00:46:51,246 It's me, Michael! 662 00:46:52,414 --> 00:46:53,649 The camera guy... hey! 663 00:46:53,716 --> 00:46:54,883 Do you have a phone? 664 00:46:58,019 --> 00:47:00,355 I just need a bit of a tethering 665 00:47:00,422 --> 00:47:02,090 in order to get my stuff online. 666 00:47:03,058 --> 00:47:05,827 Look, I only need it for a bit. 667 00:47:05,894 --> 00:47:07,128 My producer's gonna kill me 668 00:47:07,195 --> 00:47:08,875 if I don't get this stuff online right now. 669 00:47:14,436 --> 00:47:15,571 Hello? 670 00:47:19,775 --> 00:47:21,276 Fuck! 671 00:47:24,613 --> 00:47:25,880 Well shit... 672 00:47:25,947 --> 00:47:27,382 Argh! 673 00:47:34,889 --> 00:47:36,559 Aaagghh! 674 00:47:42,997 --> 00:47:45,433 What are you looking for, your banjo? 675 00:47:48,136 --> 00:47:49,404 - Aagh! - Ahh! 676 00:47:49,471 --> 00:47:51,873 Jesus, man... fuck! 677 00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:54,844 Your face! 678 00:47:54,909 --> 00:47:56,679 Oh, I did pee myself a little. 679 00:47:56,746 --> 00:48:00,683 Now we can go. 680 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:01,817 Where are the others? 681 00:48:01,883 --> 00:48:03,952 Michael? Michael! 682 00:48:05,521 --> 00:48:08,923 Where has that no good shit for brains gone to? 683 00:48:09,491 --> 00:48:11,660 This is definitely the last gig I'm working with him. 684 00:48:13,128 --> 00:48:14,697 I'm a YouTuber, get me out of here! 685 00:48:14,764 --> 00:48:16,532 Ugh, it was nothing! 686 00:48:16,599 --> 00:48:19,067 I just wanted to see what was on that vide... 687 00:48:19,835 --> 00:48:21,202 Oh... 688 00:48:22,303 --> 00:48:24,372 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... 689 00:48:26,474 --> 00:48:27,543 You're jealous. 690 00:48:27,610 --> 00:48:30,445 - I'm not jealous. - You're jealous. 691 00:48:30,513 --> 00:48:32,615 Mm, it's cute. 692 00:48:32,681 --> 00:48:35,083 Jealousy is the sign of a weak mind. 693 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,987 So, bimbo jokes. 694 00:48:39,053 --> 00:48:41,891 Wait, baby... 695 00:48:50,031 --> 00:48:51,667 Laine... 696 00:48:53,803 --> 00:48:55,970 No! 697 00:49:15,891 --> 00:49:18,259 Maybe something got him? 698 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,296 Like a big animal. 699 00:49:21,362 --> 00:49:23,231 There are no big animals 'round here. 700 00:49:23,298 --> 00:49:25,133 Come on, this is Louisiana! 701 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,168 There's like... 702 00:49:27,235 --> 00:49:29,437 gators, snakes and 703 00:49:29,505 --> 00:49:32,073 black fucking bears roaming all around. 704 00:49:32,140 --> 00:49:33,642 They wouldn't come here. 705 00:49:34,910 --> 00:49:36,044 Laine! 706 00:49:36,110 --> 00:49:37,245 Laine! 707 00:49:37,312 --> 00:49:39,715 - Laine! - Hey man! 708 00:49:39,782 --> 00:49:41,517 Hey... hey, man, take it easy! 709 00:49:41,584 --> 00:49:43,184 What's going on? Where's your girlfriend? 710 00:49:44,085 --> 00:49:46,555 Some... 711 00:49:46,622 --> 00:49:49,057 Something big took... 712 00:49:51,459 --> 00:49:52,962 I told you, black fucking bear! 713 00:49:53,027 --> 00:49:54,295 Bears don't fly. 714 00:49:54,362 --> 00:49:55,898 Now calm down, man. 715 00:49:55,965 --> 00:49:57,265 What happened? 716 00:49:57,332 --> 00:50:00,636 We have to go. We have to go, call the police. 717 00:50:00,703 --> 00:50:01,937 What? 718 00:50:02,003 --> 00:50:03,539 Call the fucking police! 719 00:50:06,007 --> 00:50:07,175 Ugh! 720 00:50:15,651 --> 00:50:17,753 Oh, fuck! 721 00:50:21,657 --> 00:50:23,224 It's Michael... oh! 722 00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:26,227 Something got him. 723 00:50:28,931 --> 00:50:31,199 It's fresh. Really fresh. 724 00:50:31,266 --> 00:50:32,968 If something got him, it's still out here. 725 00:50:33,034 --> 00:50:34,603 Inside. Quick! 726 00:51:09,572 --> 00:51:10,506 Argh! 727 00:51:10,573 --> 00:51:13,609 Agghhhhh! 728 00:51:23,652 --> 00:51:24,652 Laine! 729 00:51:28,657 --> 00:51:29,725 Oh, be careful. 730 00:51:29,792 --> 00:51:31,512 It's an old house, you dunno what's in here. 731 00:51:34,964 --> 00:51:36,932 - Open up! - God damn it! 732 00:51:36,999 --> 00:51:38,333 Hey! 733 00:51:40,268 --> 00:51:41,503 - Open up! - God damn it. 734 00:51:41,570 --> 00:51:42,838 Hey! 735 00:51:42,905 --> 00:51:44,105 Hey! 736 00:51:45,507 --> 00:51:47,308 - They're all yours now. - Come on. 737 00:51:48,544 --> 00:51:50,378 Come on! Fucking shut! 738 00:51:52,413 --> 00:51:54,382 - Come on, you assholes! - Open up! 739 00:51:54,449 --> 00:51:55,818 - God damn it! - Hey! 740 00:51:55,884 --> 00:51:56,884 What the fuck? 741 00:51:58,087 --> 00:51:59,454 Come on! 742 00:52:01,155 --> 00:52:03,257 Fucking shut! 743 00:52:05,694 --> 00:52:08,329 So this is your escape room, huh? 744 00:52:08,396 --> 00:52:09,808 Is this some kind of game you're playing here? 745 00:52:09,832 --> 00:52:12,333 'Cause you can stop the show and open the door. 746 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,436 We're all very scared of your hillbilly tricks. 747 00:52:15,938 --> 00:52:17,673 Shut your fuckin' mouth. 748 00:52:19,173 --> 00:52:21,043 Hey! Open up! 749 00:52:21,110 --> 00:52:22,343 Hey! 750 00:52:22,410 --> 00:52:24,747 I didn't sign up for that. 751 00:52:24,813 --> 00:52:27,549 Michael's dead and you all saw it. 752 00:52:27,616 --> 00:52:29,551 Now open that fucking door. 753 00:52:29,618 --> 00:52:31,720 What did you do with Laine? 754 00:52:33,254 --> 00:52:34,355 Where is she! 755 00:52:34,422 --> 00:52:36,759 Hey! Calm down. 756 00:52:37,225 --> 00:52:39,460 I don't know, all right? 757 00:52:39,528 --> 00:52:41,563 I wasn't even supposed to be here! 758 00:52:41,630 --> 00:52:44,967 All I was hired to do was scare ya up a bit. 759 00:52:45,034 --> 00:52:46,635 And that's all. 760 00:52:46,702 --> 00:52:48,269 Hired? 761 00:52:48,336 --> 00:52:49,336 Hired by who? 762 00:52:49,370 --> 00:52:50,773 Giselle... 763 00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:52,941 Manilla. 764 00:52:53,008 --> 00:52:55,077 She said there's a surprise waiting here for you. 765 00:52:55,144 --> 00:52:57,211 A surprise? 766 00:52:57,278 --> 00:52:58,781 I'll show you a fucking surprise. 767 00:52:58,847 --> 00:53:00,916 You tell me where Laine is right now or 768 00:53:00,983 --> 00:53:02,527 I'll stick this thing so far up your ass, 769 00:53:02,551 --> 00:53:03,791 you'll taste the fuckin' metal. 770 00:53:03,852 --> 00:53:06,320 Yeah, hillbilly, it's time to start talking. 771 00:53:06,387 --> 00:53:07,431 All of you take a step fuckin' back! 772 00:53:07,455 --> 00:53:08,657 Woah, woah, woah! 773 00:53:08,724 --> 00:53:10,893 Or I'll blow your fuckin' brains out! 774 00:53:32,246 --> 00:53:34,482 My ears are fucking ringing! 775 00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:36,719 I warned you! Step back! 776 00:53:36,785 --> 00:53:38,787 Jesus, Stu, you didn't have to fire that thing! 777 00:53:38,854 --> 00:53:41,724 Next time I do, you won't hear anything anymore. 778 00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:45,861 Okay, let's figure this out. 779 00:53:47,428 --> 00:53:48,797 It's an escape room, right? 780 00:53:48,864 --> 00:53:51,399 It's not a fucking escape room. 781 00:53:52,735 --> 00:53:54,069 It's a trap. 782 00:53:54,136 --> 00:53:55,804 And who's the trapper? 783 00:53:56,972 --> 00:53:58,974 The Creeper. 784 00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:03,212 The Creeper's a fairytale, son. 785 00:54:03,277 --> 00:54:05,914 I saw it. 786 00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,916 You guys are fucking nuts. 787 00:54:09,450 --> 00:54:11,754 It's got Laine and I'm gonna find her. 788 00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:14,156 - We're staying put. - What? 789 00:54:14,223 --> 00:54:16,825 Oh, don't tell me, this interrupts your hectic schedule 790 00:54:16,892 --> 00:54:20,495 of country hick incest and intermittent horse loving. 791 00:54:20,562 --> 00:54:22,030 Fuck you, Hollywood. 792 00:54:22,097 --> 00:54:23,632 Hey! Hey! 793 00:54:28,436 --> 00:54:30,271 We've gotta start working as a team. 794 00:54:30,338 --> 00:54:32,440 So as difficult as I know it is for you, 795 00:54:32,508 --> 00:54:34,910 I need you to stop being a fuckin' asshole! 796 00:54:35,944 --> 00:54:37,846 You're stuck with us now. 797 00:54:37,913 --> 00:54:39,181 Put it down. 798 00:54:39,248 --> 00:54:40,816 Put the gun down. 799 00:54:40,883 --> 00:54:42,483 Put the gun down. 800 00:54:43,051 --> 00:54:46,922 Nobody's going anywhere until I find Laine. 801 00:54:52,194 --> 00:54:53,327 It's coming. 802 00:55:02,004 --> 00:55:04,072 Upstairs, now! 803 00:55:13,649 --> 00:55:15,083 Go to the attic! 804 00:55:18,452 --> 00:55:20,022 Ah... ahh! 805 00:55:27,996 --> 00:55:30,532 When we were outside, I saw a light in here. 806 00:55:30,599 --> 00:55:32,433 I'll find a switch. 807 00:55:36,238 --> 00:55:38,006 The roof is leaking. 808 00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:39,340 But it's not raining. 809 00:55:43,879 --> 00:55:45,314 Ah... ahh! 810 00:55:45,379 --> 00:55:47,950 Oh, you gotta be shitting me! 811 00:55:48,016 --> 00:55:49,585 Who the hell is that? 812 00:55:49,651 --> 00:55:51,119 That's Sam... 813 00:56:41,603 --> 00:56:43,572 Oh, what the hell is that?! 814 00:56:52,514 --> 00:56:54,216 You're real. 815 00:57:00,389 --> 00:57:02,324 Agghh! 816 00:57:02,391 --> 00:57:03,926 - Ugh! - Where is she! 817 00:57:03,992 --> 00:57:05,928 Where is she! 818 00:57:07,428 --> 00:57:09,531 Where is she! 819 00:57:09,598 --> 00:57:10,999 Get off me! 820 00:57:11,066 --> 00:57:12,634 Talk to me! 821 00:57:13,568 --> 00:57:14,870 Get off me! 822 00:57:14,937 --> 00:57:16,338 Get off me! 823 00:57:54,009 --> 00:57:55,610 Help! 824 00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:10,359 Ahh! Ah! 825 00:58:33,181 --> 00:58:34,181 Agghh! 826 00:58:34,216 --> 00:58:35,550 Argh! 827 00:58:35,617 --> 00:58:37,285 Ugh! 828 00:58:48,497 --> 00:58:49,564 Chase! 829 00:58:49,631 --> 00:58:51,266 Help! 830 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:52,701 Help! 831 00:58:54,936 --> 00:58:56,038 Where the hell did she go? 832 00:58:56,104 --> 00:58:57,639 She's gotta be here somewhere. 833 00:58:57,706 --> 00:58:59,708 Come on, Carrie! 834 00:59:01,511 --> 00:59:02,778 Carrie! 835 00:59:16,391 --> 00:59:17,793 Argh! 836 00:59:19,394 --> 00:59:20,996 Ugh! 837 00:59:23,665 --> 00:59:24,666 Aggh! 838 00:59:38,313 --> 00:59:39,748 Ugh! 839 00:59:52,594 --> 00:59:53,595 Ugh! 840 00:59:53,662 --> 00:59:55,197 Aggh! 841 00:59:55,263 --> 00:59:57,032 Ahhhh! 842 01:00:52,354 --> 01:00:53,421 Fuck. 843 01:01:13,742 --> 01:01:15,443 Aghhh! 844 01:01:15,511 --> 01:01:16,646 Agggh! 845 01:01:26,721 --> 01:01:28,223 Carrie! Hey, hey. 846 01:01:29,124 --> 01:01:30,959 It's coming... it's coming! 847 01:01:31,026 --> 01:01:32,928 Where's Laine... where's Laine? 848 01:01:32,994 --> 01:01:34,696 - I don't know. - Where is she? 849 01:01:34,763 --> 01:01:36,131 - Where is Laine? - I don't know. 850 01:01:36,198 --> 01:01:37,699 - I don't know. - Where is she? 851 01:01:51,813 --> 01:01:53,481 What's that? 852 01:01:55,651 --> 01:01:57,219 In here... 853 01:01:57,285 --> 01:01:58,654 In here. 854 01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,755 Go! Come on. 855 01:02:04,726 --> 01:02:08,263 ♪ Baby, keep those peepers off me ♪ 856 01:02:12,934 --> 01:02:14,236 There's no way out. 857 01:02:19,374 --> 01:02:21,243 We're just gonna have to kill it. 858 01:02:22,645 --> 01:02:24,813 Yeah, with a rolling pin. 859 01:02:24,879 --> 01:02:27,550 It won't work. It's immortal, trust me. 860 01:02:28,116 --> 01:02:29,719 Our only hope is it loses interest in us, 861 01:02:29,784 --> 01:02:32,087 or we wait out the hunting cycle. 862 01:02:33,088 --> 01:02:35,023 And how long is the hunting cycle? 863 01:02:36,925 --> 01:02:38,326 23 days. 864 01:02:39,494 --> 01:02:40,996 We're fucked. 865 01:02:42,665 --> 01:02:44,165 We are fucked. 866 01:02:51,641 --> 01:02:54,175 I'm getting a real sense of déjà vu. 867 01:03:02,718 --> 01:03:04,185 Laine! 868 01:03:05,053 --> 01:03:06,555 - Laine! - Ah... ahh... ahhh! 869 01:03:06,622 --> 01:03:07,922 Laine, it's me! 870 01:03:07,989 --> 01:03:09,257 It's me, it's me, it's me. 871 01:03:09,324 --> 01:03:11,960 Laine, please, please! It's me, baby, it's me. 872 01:03:12,027 --> 01:03:13,705 - What happened, baby? - We have to get out of here! 873 01:03:13,729 --> 01:03:14,772 What... what happened to you? 874 01:03:14,796 --> 01:03:15,731 He'll get you all! 875 01:03:15,797 --> 01:03:16,998 Anyone who's near me. 876 01:03:17,065 --> 01:03:18,900 - Baby, you're bleeding. - It's me it wants. 877 01:03:19,769 --> 01:03:21,336 The only way out is upstairs. 878 01:03:21,403 --> 01:03:22,738 Let's go. 879 01:03:22,804 --> 01:03:24,674 Let's go! 880 01:03:24,740 --> 01:03:25,840 Everybody stick together. 881 01:03:36,318 --> 01:03:39,454 I got you, I got you. 882 01:03:43,258 --> 01:03:45,226 - Oh, the phone! - Wait! 883 01:03:45,293 --> 01:03:47,195 Aggghhh! 884 01:03:47,262 --> 01:03:49,097 Oh, fuck! Oh, my leg! 885 01:03:49,164 --> 01:03:51,667 Oh... oh, fuck! No-ho-ho! 886 01:03:51,734 --> 01:03:53,636 Agh, my leg! 887 01:03:53,703 --> 01:03:55,403 Oh, fuck! 888 01:04:03,679 --> 01:04:05,146 Oh... oh! 889 01:04:05,213 --> 01:04:06,782 911, what's your emergency? 890 01:04:06,848 --> 01:04:08,149 Erm... 891 01:04:08,216 --> 01:04:09,616 What's your location, sir? 892 01:04:09,652 --> 01:04:11,052 Where the hell are we? 893 01:04:11,119 --> 01:04:12,731 - The Barnabett House. - The Barnabett House! 894 01:04:12,755 --> 01:04:13,855 - Sir? - Yeah. 895 01:04:13,922 --> 01:04:15,242 What's the problem, sir? 896 01:04:15,290 --> 01:04:17,593 The... the... the Creeper. Something is trying to kill us. 897 01:04:18,226 --> 01:04:20,228 Have you been taking drugs... 898 01:04:20,295 --> 01:04:21,396 Sir? 899 01:04:21,463 --> 01:04:23,733 Do I sound like a fuckin' stoner to you? 900 01:04:23,799 --> 01:04:26,134 I need you to get some help to the Barnabett House 901 01:04:26,201 --> 01:04:27,703 or I swear to God... 902 01:04:30,438 --> 01:04:32,207 Sir, are you okay? 903 01:04:34,876 --> 01:04:37,245 - Fuck, please! - Come on, let's go! 904 01:04:37,912 --> 01:04:39,180 Let's go! Come on! 905 01:04:41,116 --> 01:04:42,884 Hold him, hold him! 906 01:04:43,418 --> 01:04:45,019 Agh! 907 01:04:46,488 --> 01:04:47,489 Come on! 908 01:04:51,159 --> 01:04:52,728 Oh, shit! 909 01:04:52,795 --> 01:04:54,362 Quick, quick. 910 01:04:54,429 --> 01:04:55,731 Baby... 911 01:05:01,403 --> 01:05:03,506 Wait, what? Why are you stopping? 912 01:05:03,572 --> 01:05:06,542 Even if we get outside we're sitting ducks out there. 913 01:05:06,609 --> 01:05:08,076 Help me over here. 914 01:05:09,911 --> 01:05:11,814 Do we risk it or hole up in here? 915 01:05:11,881 --> 01:05:13,381 I vote hunker down. 916 01:05:13,448 --> 01:05:15,694 The police are coming, so that will slow the Creeper down. 917 01:05:15,718 --> 01:05:17,152 Are they? 918 01:05:17,218 --> 01:05:20,756 Well, they're not just gonna ignore a 911 call, right? 919 01:05:20,823 --> 01:05:22,991 Oh, my sweet summer child. 920 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,995 Oh fuck, I need a fucking doctor! 921 01:05:27,696 --> 01:05:29,765 We're like flies in a spider's web. 922 01:05:29,832 --> 01:05:30,999 It's calling the shots. 923 01:05:31,065 --> 01:05:33,134 The only way we end this is to kill it. 924 01:05:33,201 --> 01:05:35,838 Well, your boyfriend said we can't, so... 925 01:05:35,905 --> 01:05:37,673 I'm not so sure. 926 01:05:37,740 --> 01:05:39,642 I've seen it up close. 927 01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:41,042 How then? 928 01:05:41,109 --> 01:05:43,746 It's old and decrepit. 929 01:05:44,212 --> 01:05:46,381 It stinks of death. 930 01:05:46,448 --> 01:05:48,016 Well, where the hell is it, anyway? 931 01:05:48,082 --> 01:05:49,484 It's toying with us. 932 01:05:51,453 --> 01:05:52,688 He likes to play. 933 01:05:55,323 --> 01:05:56,592 We need to trap it. 934 01:05:57,827 --> 01:05:59,027 With what? 935 01:06:00,962 --> 01:06:02,531 - Carrie! - Run! 936 01:06:04,667 --> 01:06:06,201 Fuck! 937 01:06:06,267 --> 01:06:07,969 Go, take him! 938 01:06:08,036 --> 01:06:09,337 - Carrie! - Agh! 939 01:06:09,404 --> 01:06:10,438 Carrie! 940 01:06:11,206 --> 01:06:13,007 Carrie! Come on! 941 01:06:13,074 --> 01:06:14,510 Aghh! 942 01:06:15,845 --> 01:06:17,011 No! 943 01:06:17,646 --> 01:06:18,747 No! 944 01:06:19,347 --> 01:06:20,348 No! 945 01:06:22,050 --> 01:06:23,418 Quick... quick! Come on! 946 01:06:26,822 --> 01:06:27,989 Here, here, here! 947 01:06:28,056 --> 01:06:29,290 Quick! 948 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,394 What the f... 949 01:06:33,461 --> 01:06:35,997 Holy Mary, mother of God. 950 01:06:36,832 --> 01:06:40,536 Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death, amen. 951 01:06:40,603 --> 01:06:41,737 Amen. 952 01:06:41,804 --> 01:06:42,972 What is this place? 953 01:07:14,703 --> 01:07:17,071 Ahhhh! 954 01:08:01,249 --> 01:08:02,751 What can you see? 955 01:08:04,887 --> 01:08:06,522 Jesus! 956 01:08:17,866 --> 01:08:19,467 Oh, fuck. 957 01:08:36,018 --> 01:08:37,553 Looks like it's gone. 958 01:08:39,088 --> 01:08:41,155 It took Carrie. 959 01:09:12,921 --> 01:09:15,658 ♪ Jeepers, baby ♪ 960 01:09:17,026 --> 01:09:18,694 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 961 01:09:18,761 --> 01:09:22,263 ♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪ 962 01:09:22,330 --> 01:09:25,433 ♪ Keep those peepers off me ♪ 963 01:09:25,501 --> 01:09:28,302 ♪ You're creepin' while I'm dreamin' ♪ 964 01:09:28,369 --> 01:09:32,007 ♪ You're preying but I'm praying ♪ 965 01:09:32,074 --> 01:09:34,943 ♪ Keep those hungry eyes off me ♪ 966 01:09:35,010 --> 01:09:37,112 Oh no. No, Jesus! 967 01:09:37,178 --> 01:09:38,714 Oh, fuck. 968 01:09:38,781 --> 01:09:41,617 No, please, Lord, not like this. 969 01:09:43,118 --> 01:09:44,753 No, not like this. 970 01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:46,598 Maybe there's something in here that can help us. 971 01:09:46,622 --> 01:09:48,824 Maybe, erm, information or... 972 01:09:48,891 --> 01:09:51,325 One way or another, we're done running. 973 01:09:51,392 --> 01:09:53,261 Yeah, literally. 974 01:09:53,327 --> 01:09:55,164 I don't understand how this place 975 01:09:55,229 --> 01:09:56,965 isn't burnt to the ground yet. 976 01:10:04,472 --> 01:10:06,441 - Please? - Oh, shi... 977 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,346 I'd give my left arm for... 978 01:10:12,413 --> 01:10:13,849 Careful, you might. 979 01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:15,818 Yeah, I instantly regretted saying that. 980 01:10:15,884 --> 01:10:18,252 Sorry man. Yeah, it's just nerves. 981 01:10:25,226 --> 01:10:27,228 What the hell is that? 982 01:10:27,863 --> 01:10:29,330 Voodoo doll? 983 01:10:38,941 --> 01:10:40,308 What the... 984 01:10:40,374 --> 01:10:42,077 Holy son of Jesus. 985 01:10:59,260 --> 01:11:01,295 Guys, the stone. 986 01:11:02,030 --> 01:11:03,331 Baby, wait... 987 01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:48,577 Oh my God, they're feeding it. 988 01:11:51,947 --> 01:11:55,751 Baby, why did you say he was after you? 989 01:11:56,384 --> 01:11:57,862 Where did it... Where did it take you? 990 01:11:57,886 --> 01:11:59,888 - What really happened? - Chase, I'm pregnant. 991 01:12:01,290 --> 01:12:03,258 That's why it's after me. 992 01:12:03,324 --> 01:12:04,492 What? 993 01:12:05,393 --> 01:12:07,029 It wants what I've got. 994 01:12:10,098 --> 01:12:13,001 And, yes... 995 01:12:13,068 --> 01:12:14,503 I will marry you... 996 01:12:17,873 --> 01:12:19,641 If we ever get out of here alive. 997 01:12:21,944 --> 01:12:24,112 But why the hell would they be feeding this thing? 998 01:12:28,317 --> 01:12:29,885 Look at all this crap. 999 01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:32,955 What is this? 1000 01:12:33,021 --> 01:12:34,089 A shrine? 1001 01:12:40,329 --> 01:12:42,030 I thought these were stories. 1002 01:12:42,831 --> 01:12:43,866 Legends. 1003 01:12:46,068 --> 01:12:47,368 But it all seems real. 1004 01:12:47,435 --> 01:12:49,403 And what, it has a cult fan club 1005 01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:51,273 that helps feed this thing? 1006 01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:53,008 Then maybe they want one of us. 1007 01:12:53,075 --> 01:12:54,075 What? 1008 01:12:59,615 --> 01:13:01,116 We can't fight it. 1009 01:13:01,183 --> 01:13:03,018 But we can beat it, maybe even stop it. 1010 01:13:05,888 --> 01:13:07,723 We're in its twisted web right now. 1011 01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:11,660 But it's time to turn the tables. 1012 01:13:11,727 --> 01:13:13,061 We need a plan. 1013 01:13:15,864 --> 01:13:17,833 I think I know what we need to do. 1014 01:14:18,794 --> 01:14:21,330 Go, go, go, go... 1015 01:15:26,194 --> 01:15:27,796 Ah! 1016 01:15:27,863 --> 01:15:29,531 - Agh! - Stu! 1017 01:15:29,598 --> 01:15:31,299 Agh! 1018 01:15:31,867 --> 01:15:33,235 Ugh! 1019 01:15:33,301 --> 01:15:34,480 I've got him, I've got him! 1020 01:15:34,504 --> 01:15:36,171 Aggh! 1021 01:15:56,691 --> 01:15:58,894 Argh! 1022 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:02,364 - ♪ Jeepers, baby ♪ - Aggh! 1023 01:16:02,431 --> 01:16:05,067 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1024 01:16:07,002 --> 01:16:10,439 ♪ Baby, keep those peepers off me ♪ 1025 01:16:11,973 --> 01:16:14,743 ♪ You're creepin' while I'm dreamin' ♪ 1026 01:16:14,810 --> 01:16:16,678 ♪ You're preying, but I'm praying ♪ 1027 01:16:16,745 --> 01:16:18,880 Argh! 1028 01:16:24,786 --> 01:16:26,922 Come on, asshole! 1029 01:18:29,579 --> 01:18:31,012 Ugh! 1030 01:18:44,159 --> 01:18:48,664 Take the baby, its life force belongs to you. 1031 01:18:48,730 --> 01:18:51,099 Live forever, take the baby. 1032 01:18:51,166 --> 01:18:53,703 Its life force belongs to you. 1033 01:18:53,768 --> 01:18:57,005 Live forever, take the baby. 1034 01:18:57,072 --> 01:18:59,107 Its life force belongs to you. 1035 01:19:00,242 --> 01:19:02,777 You can't have it! Ugh! 1036 01:19:10,752 --> 01:19:13,188 Come on. Ugh! 1037 01:19:16,091 --> 01:19:17,792 - Ugh! - Argh! 1038 01:19:25,367 --> 01:19:27,536 How do you like those peepers, bitch? 1039 01:19:46,656 --> 01:19:47,989 Now! 1040 01:19:48,923 --> 01:19:50,058 Aghh! 1041 01:20:10,746 --> 01:20:11,781 Oh, no. 1042 01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:27,829 Aggh, get off! 1043 01:20:27,896 --> 01:20:29,732 Get off! 1044 01:20:33,401 --> 01:20:35,671 - Aggh! - Stu, no! 1045 01:20:43,779 --> 01:20:45,614 Agh! 1046 01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:57,626 Stu! 1047 01:20:58,993 --> 01:21:00,629 Laine! 1048 01:23:18,934 --> 01:23:20,569 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 1049 01:23:22,872 --> 01:23:25,106 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 1050 01:23:26,809 --> 01:23:28,476 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 1051 01:23:34,817 --> 01:23:36,652 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 1052 01:23:38,854 --> 01:23:40,756 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 1053 01:23:42,858 --> 01:23:44,760 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 1054 01:23:49,230 --> 01:23:51,634 ♪ You're preyin' but I'm praying ♪ 1055 01:23:53,201 --> 01:23:55,571 ♪ You're preyin' but I'm praying ♪ 1056 01:23:56,672 --> 01:23:59,340 ♪ Keep those peepers off me ♪ 1057 01:23:59,407 --> 01:24:01,577 ♪ Keep your hungry eyes off me ♪ 1058 01:24:20,596 --> 01:24:23,298 ♪ You're a creeper, baby ♪ 1059 01:24:24,499 --> 01:24:27,770 ♪ Yes, you're a creeper, baby ♪ 1060 01:24:28,604 --> 01:24:31,874 ♪ And keep those peepers off me ♪ 1061 01:24:32,608 --> 01:24:35,678 ♪ And keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1062 01:24:55,731 --> 01:24:58,601 ♪ You've got hungry eyes, baby ♪ 1063 01:25:00,803 --> 01:25:03,438 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 1064 01:25:03,505 --> 01:25:06,742 ♪ You've got hungry eyes, baby ♪ 1065 01:25:08,877 --> 01:25:11,145 ♪ Hungry eyes ♪ 1066 01:25:11,212 --> 01:25:13,515 ♪ Keep your peepers off me ♪ 1067 01:25:15,249 --> 01:25:17,485 ♪ Keep your peepers off of me ♪ 1068 01:25:19,021 --> 01:25:21,624 ♪ Keep your peepers off of me ♪ 1069 01:25:51,419 --> 01:25:54,723 ♪ Jeepers, baby ♪ 1070 01:25:54,790 --> 01:25:57,158 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1071 01:25:57,225 --> 01:26:00,796 ♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪ 1072 01:26:00,863 --> 01:26:03,966 ♪ Keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1073 01:26:04,033 --> 01:26:06,802 ♪ You're creepin' while I'm dreamin' ♪ 1074 01:26:06,869 --> 01:26:10,371 ♪ You're preying, but I'm praying ♪ 1075 01:26:10,438 --> 01:26:13,474 ♪ Keep those hungry eyes off me ♪ 1076 01:26:13,542 --> 01:26:16,545 ♪ 'Cause you and me, we could never be ♪ 1077 01:26:16,612 --> 01:26:20,082 ♪ Jeepers, baby ♪ 1078 01:26:20,149 --> 01:26:22,651 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1079 01:26:22,718 --> 01:26:26,487 ♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪ 1080 01:26:26,555 --> 01:26:29,490 ♪ Keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1081 01:26:29,558 --> 01:26:32,293 ♪ You lay your spell on me ♪ 1082 01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:35,798 ♪ It's voodoo ♪ 1083 01:26:35,864 --> 01:26:39,467 ♪ Your hands on my body, baby ♪ 1084 01:26:39,535 --> 01:26:41,469 ♪ It's hoodoo ♪ 1085 01:26:42,403 --> 01:26:45,908 ♪ Creepers, baby ♪ 1086 01:26:45,974 --> 01:26:48,376 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1087 01:26:48,443 --> 01:26:51,947 ♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪ 1088 01:26:52,014 --> 01:26:54,983 ♪ Keep your peepers off of me ♪ 1089 01:27:20,743 --> 01:27:24,113 ♪ Jeepers, baby ♪ 1090 01:27:24,179 --> 01:27:26,648 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1091 01:27:26,715 --> 01:27:30,485 ♪ You give me heebies, baby ♪ 1092 01:27:30,552 --> 01:27:33,055 ♪ Keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1093 01:27:33,655 --> 01:27:36,225 ♪ Keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1094 01:27:36,759 --> 01:27:39,595 ♪ Keep those peepers ♪ 1095 01:27:39,661 --> 01:27:42,531 ♪ Off of me! ♪ 1096 01:27:42,598 --> 01:27:43,866 ♪ Yeah! ♪