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♪

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If you ask me, that staging
of Turandotwas a Turandon't.

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Well, I still say
it was a refreshingly modern

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adaptation of a classic work.

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Refreshingly modern?
Good lord.

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They changed the imperial palace
to a Costco in Chicopee.

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That's odd.

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Frederick told me
he had plans this evening

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when I invited him to the opera.

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I didn't realize it was a date.

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Oh, I was a backup choice,
was I?

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Fine. I'll just write that
in our friendship ledger.

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In red.

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Oh, now.

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That sly dog,
he clearly traded up.

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[chuckles] Ditched his old man
for an evening

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with an enchanting ingenue.

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Let's go say hello.

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Frederick, you old dog, you,
who is this lovely...

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serpent!

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Hello, Frasier.

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Lilith. Dear God.
[short chuckle]

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Who looked in a mirror
and said your name three times?

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Frasier, I almost
didn't recognize you.

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I'm used to seeing you wedged
between commercials

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for injury attorneys
and walk-in tubs.

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I'm just joking. I've never
seen your television show.

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[chuckles]

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It's good to see you.
But... if you're here,

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then who's minding the children

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you've lured
to your gingerbread house?

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Okay, you crazy kids.

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Wonderful to see
you again, Lilith.

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I know it's been ages,

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but I trust the venerable tree
of our friendship

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will bear sweet fruit
once again.

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Who are you?

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[chuckles]
There's the rapier-like wit.

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En garde.

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Seriously, who are you?

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Alan. Alan Cornwall.

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"Cornie."

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Le petit cornichon.

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[chuckles]

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Frasier's best friend.

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I gave a toast
at your wedding in Aruba.

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I wore a white linen suit

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and you told me that
I look terrible in a fedora.

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You'll have to be more specific.

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I say that to everyone
in a fedora.

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Alan, why don't you
get us a couple of drinks?

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Freddy, why didn't you tell me

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you were having dinner
with your mother?

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I'd like to cede
my time to Alan.

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Oh, splendid. So, Lilith...

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No.

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I had no idea
our son lied to you

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and rejected you tonight.

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If I had, I would have had
a much better time this evening.

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See, this is exactly why I lied.

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I don't need the drama
you guys bring

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when you're in a room together.

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We need to keep you separate,

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like North Korea
and South Korea.

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-She's North Korea.
-I'm North Korea.

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Frederick, we've been
divorced for decades,

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we have no drama.

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Because you lived
thousands of miles apart.

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But now you're both in Boston

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and you're already
sniping at each other.

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We are perfectly capable
of getting along.

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Yes, these barbs
that we toss at each other

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just show our playful rapport.

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Yes, when I tell your mother

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that she looks exactly
as I pictured her,

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except she's not tied
to a stake, cursing villagers

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who are adding kindling
to the fire,

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it's just cutesy banter.

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When I liken your father
to a potato chip

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at the bottom of the bag

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because he's broken
and no one wants him,

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it's just harmless fun.

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So, just to be clear,
this is you guys

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proving you can get along?

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I'll tell you what. We will
prove it to you for real.

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The two of us can take you out
next week for your birthday.

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Uh...

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Oh, I know that look.

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Is deception afoot?

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-No. Dad...
-Uh...

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Frasier, there's
no easy way to say this.

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Frederick's friends are throwing
him a birthday party

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and he didn't invite you
because he'd already invited me.

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Oh, I was wrong.
That was very easy.

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That's all right.
I already have plans next week.

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I'll be busy trying to remove
the knife from my back.

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I'm sorry, Dad.

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It's just...
Well, Mom lives here,

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so she's used to coming
to my birthday parties.

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One might say
I created his birthday.

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Maybe you and I could
do something the next day.

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Ah, the next day. Of course.

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People are always clamoring
to celebrate major events

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the next day.

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Are you busy
on the fifth of July?

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Got any plans yet
for Easter Monday?

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How about seis de Mayo?

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I'm sorry, Freddy, it just
doesn't seem fair, honestly.

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I mean, now-now that
I'm living here,

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I should be invited
to things, too.

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Especially your birthday.

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Yes, Frederick,
stop being so selfish.

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Let your birthday
be all about your father.

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FRASIER:
Oh, that's ridiculous, Lilith.

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-I'm not saying that,
-You are narcissism incarnate.

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I'm just asking
to be included in something.

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Okay, that's enough.
You know, this has been

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a great trip down
repressed memory lane, but...

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I have a solution.

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You're both cordially
uninvited to my birthday.

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Well done, Frasier.

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You're off the hook as a parent.

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Why is this man
running commentary

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on our family affairs?

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We spent a week in Aruba.

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I translated for you
to the police

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when you threw your coffee
at that bellboy.

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Yes. Um... Off you go.

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Thank you.

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This is your fault.

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But your friend Ichabod
isn't wrong.

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If we're not careful, our son

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will shut both of us
out of his life.

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-Sounds a tad dramatic.
-Does it?

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What if Frederick has children?

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If we can't be in the same room
at the same time,

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does that mean that
one of us will miss out

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on our grandchild's first steps?

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You're right.

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First, we're banned
from his birthday,

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then we're forbidden
to go to his wedding.

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Before you know it,
the maternal grandmother

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is-is naming the first baby.

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And we end up with a grandchild
named Gisella.

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-I hate his wife's
family already.
-Mm.

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You know, Lilith,
I-I came back to Boston

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to be a part of Frederick's life
and to get to know him better.

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We've got to figure out
something to fix this.

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Honestly, not dealing
with my parents at the party

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is kind of a birthday gift
to myself.

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Oh, my parents were the same.

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Always fought over
the silliest things.

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My father hated
my mother's cooking.

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My mother hated
my father's boyfriends.

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Freddy, maybe this is a chance

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for you and your parents
to work things out.

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Give me one good reason
I should try.

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Because my son will never
be in the same room

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with both his parents.

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But you have
an opportunity here.

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Yeah, okay. You're right.

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I'll go invite them both
to my party.

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Quite an angle.

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Invoking your deceased
boyfriend.

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You win a lot of arguments
that way?

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Haven't lost yet.

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Hey, Mom and Dad, I...

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We would like you to invite both
of us to your birthday party.

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Oh, uh, I was just gonna
say that, uh...

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We'll do anything
if you say yes.

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Uh, I don't know, Dad.

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It's... it's kind of a big ask.

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You know, plus, I got a lot
on my plate trying to

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figure out how I'm gonna
pay for an open bar...

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Oh, yes, yes. Uh, uh...

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I'll gladly pay
for everyone's drinks. So?

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Great! Let's have a party.

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-Wonderful!
-Hooray!

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Can't wait. And you know

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it's not a party without Alan.

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Who's Alan?

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[pins crashing]

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Bowling.

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I'm sorry I'm late.

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Good lord.
What were you doing--

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lowering someone
into a pit of alligators?

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Trying to raid a lost ark?

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Maybe romance a stone?

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All good ones, Frasier.

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This is the suit
I wore to your wedding.

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I'm hoping a visual clue
will help jog Lilith's memory.

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Ah, yes, yes, and while
you're doing that,

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I'll be busy trying to convince
Frederick that I can be amicable

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with the sea witch
who stole that mermaid's voice.

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[chuckles]

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You've got a lot of those,
haven't you?

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Yeah, I've been saving 'em up.

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Oh, hello.

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-Oh.
-Oh, sorry.

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David, what the hell
are you doing?

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I'm the birthday coordinator.

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And Frederick
asked you to do this?

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Oh, he insisted...

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that I didn't.

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But right here's where you get
your rental shoes.

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And, uh, make sure
you take one of these.

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It enters you
in the birthday raffle.

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Thank you.
And what's the prize?

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Oh, the prize
is a chance to solve

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an ever-increasingly intricate
set of riddles

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ultimately culminating
in, well, uh,

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ha-happy solving.

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-Dad.
-Oh! Freddy. [laughs]

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There you are. Happy birthday.

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Thanks.

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Many happy returns, Freddy.

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I'm afraid I'm not a hugger.

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My emotional state is very much
in the Victorian era.

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But I can offer you
a birthday nod.

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Okay. Well, that's done.
We bowling or what?

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Hey, no street shoes
on the lanes.

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You got to rent a pair.

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Yes, of course. Uh...

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-Size 14, please.
-And a nine.

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Oh, dear lord. Anybody
could have worn these shoes.

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Especially in this neighborhood.

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So close to Boston College.

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Yeah, and we got to
take your shoes

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to make sure you don't
steal ours.

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Curses.

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You've foiled my dastardly

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shoe heist plan, Chip.

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What's the bowling alley
equivalent of

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"park these out front"?

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Okay, Dad, Mom's here.
Y-You two can be civil,

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-yes?
-Yes, of course we can be civil.

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I'll show you civil.

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Happy birthday, Frederick.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I brought you a gift.

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Hello, Lilith.
Do I look familiar now?

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Oh, come on, Mom.

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Surely you recognize
the mayor of Key West.

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FRASIER:
No.

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No, no, he's that
chicken magnate from "Kantucky."

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Oh, no, Dad, he's obviously

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the simple country lawyer
who doesn't

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have a lot
of fancy book learning

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but knows the good people
of this parish.

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Oh, Frederick, please,
don't insult the supervillain

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who squared off
against James Bond

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at the Monte Carlo Casino.

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Boys, please.

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00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:14,091
They're just joking.
I know who you are.

255
00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,919
So, go ahead

256
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,530
and welcome us to Jurassic Park.

257
00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,318
I must go.

258
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,102
I have a riverboat to catch.

259
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,848
-Shall we?
-Oh, oh, Lilith,

260
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,284
no, you have to turn in
your shoes.

261
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,896
[chuckles] No.

262
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,680
Excuse me.

263
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,640
I was here last year
for my son's party.

264
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,772
It's Chip, isn't it?

265
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,861
I'll be keeping
my own shoes, yes?

266
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,080
Yes, of course, Dr. Sternin.

267
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,082
I didn't even ask
for them, he did.

268
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,172
Probably don't even
have her size.

269
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:54,088
Do you even carry anything
in woman's cloven?

270
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,396
-Hey!
-Hello!

271
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,747
-Dr. Sternin, good to see you.
-Hello, Moose.

272
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,749
Well, Moose, you know
Freddy's mother?

273
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,925
Oh, yeah.
She started me on art therapy.

274
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,840
Helped me get in touch
with my feelings.

275
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,276
I do watercolors now.

276
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,494
Check it out.

277
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,844
That's me throwing my dad

278
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,367
off the Empire State Building

279
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,586
in front of his mistress.

280
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,067
Think it has something
to do with my fear of heights.

281
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,157
We should go back
to twice a week.

282
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:24,161
Hey, Dr. Sternin, uh,
I-I brought you a drink.

283
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,641
-[chuckles]
-Thank you.

284
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,513
Now, I know you said
never to hug you...

285
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,646
and I think that
that's working for us.

286
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,823
I'll go find Freddy.

287
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:37,261
Eve. Why are you bending over
backwards for Freddy's mother?

288
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,741
I'm not.
I'm just trying to make sure

289
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,308
that you both
have a lovely evening.

290
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,875
Well, thank you,
that's very kind.

291
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,659
I would love a cocktail, too.

292
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,270
Of course.
The bar is right over there.

293
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,404
Want to bowl on our team,
Dr. Sternin?

294
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,449
We'll give you
a fun scoreboard name.

295
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,364
Like Crazy Turkey.

296
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,323
Oh, that's good in bowling.

297
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,412
We'll even bowl for you
if you like because we know

298
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,587
how you feel about
putting your fingers

299
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,936
in public holes.

300
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,286
Can you believe
what Lilith's doing?

301
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,288
Oh, it's unconscionable.

302
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,161
Pretending she doesn't
remember me in Aruba.

303
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,032
I'm talking about how
she's deliberately flaunting

304
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,773
how much better she knows
Freddy's friends than I do.

305
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,253
Will you stop worrying
about Lilith?

306
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,558
It's all in your head.

307
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,736
Well, thank you,
Not-So-Great Gatsby.

308
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,783
Suppose I have to be patient.

309
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,480
You know, it'll be
my time to shine

310
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:25,179
once I show Frederick his gift.

311
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,312
Ah. A pen.

312
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:32,316
Are you going to use it to write
down what the present is?

313
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,364
Growing up, Freddy's
favorite book was

314
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,409
The Catcher in the Rye.

315
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,455
So, I did some legwork today

316
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,587
and I was able
to secure this pen,

317
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,415
once owned by

318
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,636
J.D. Salinger.

319
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,595
That's amazing.

320
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:54,774
Think of all the books
he didn't finish with that pen.

321
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,690
[buzzer sounds]

322
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,736
[exclaims] What?
How are you so good at this?

323
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,782
Well, the trick was
not getting good enough grades

324
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,435
to get into college.

325
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,873
No way.
I'm a college dropout.

326
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,005
Never seen that
as a plus till now.

327
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,573
Look at us,
just being hot and dumb.

328
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:12,617
Tell me about it.

329
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,923
You know, if I worked at Dunkin,

330
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,578
-I'd be a Boston nine.
-Mm.

331
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,145
Hey, there you are.

332
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,842
You're missing your party, man.

333
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,583
Yeah.
It's my birthday.

334
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,541
All my friends are out there,
and my parents.

335
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,500
You're having a bowling party?

336
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,632
Yeah, didn't you hear?
He's turning ten.

337
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:30,548
Mm. How my parents
doing out there?

338
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,681
Actually, they're behaving.

339
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,204
I think.

340
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,510
It's also an open bar.

341
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,034
So, I'm a tipsy bit tiny.

342
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,384
Tiny tip... [laughs]

343
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,038
I've been drinking.

344
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,388
All right, everybody,
gather around.

345
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,129
It's time for the gifts.

346
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,870
-Hey! The birthday boy.
-MOOSE: It's the gifts, buddy.

347
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,567
Happy birthday, Frederick.

348
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,267
From your loving mother.

349
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,877
Me.

350
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,317
Oh. Wow, Mom.

351
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,190
It's a football.

352
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,279
Because you like football.

353
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:09,022
Yeah, no, I... I-I get it.
Thanks.

354
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,414
It's... That's great.

355
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,112
Just a football?

356
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:15,855
So much for one-upping me.
Huh.

357
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,031
I actually feel sorry for her.

358
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,772
Oh, no, wait-- it's gone.
[chuckles]

359
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:23,210
Just a moment,
this was supposed to be signed.

360
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,299
Excuse me a minute. Uh...

361
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,172
Pardon me, sir.

362
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,871
-Oh!
-Whoa!

363
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,176
FREDDY:
Vince Wilfork?

364
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,439
No friggin' way!
Vince Wilfork's here!

365
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,659
-Oh, my God, oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!

366
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,879
I don't know who this is
but I'm so excited

367
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,532
-by your excitement.
-Yes.

368
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,926
He won the Vincent Lombardi
trophy.

369
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,797
I'm told that's a big deal.

370
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,538
Mr. Wilfork, I...

371
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,802
I watched you win the Super Bowl
twice with the Pats--

372
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,456
those were the...

373
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,110
those were the best nights
of my life.

374
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,677
Mom, how did you...

375
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,202
Well, uh, Mr. Wilfork
is an old acquittance.

376
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,943
Well, actually,
I was her patient.

377
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,945
-Wait, really?
-VINCE: Yes.

378
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,382
Your mom helped me tackle
the scariest linebacker of all:

379
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,644
shyness.

380
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,082
Your mom really helped me out.

381
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,345
Happy birthday, Freddy.
Got a pen?

382
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,390
-Uh, pen...
-Oh, found one!

383
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:14,696
Oh...

384
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,790
-It's not working.
-Try licking it.

385
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:22,834
No!

386
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,969
What a piece of junk.
Anyone got a Sharpie?

387
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,580
[whimpers]

388
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,714
Frasier, you probably
don't want to hear this,

389
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,412
but, um, could you
take a picture of me

390
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,371
and Vince Wilfork?

391
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:45,727
This is unbearable. I can't
keep losing in front of my son.

392
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,642
Oh, don't sell yourself
so short.

393
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,557
You can and you will.

394
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,734
Lilith's been outshining me
the whole night.

395
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,605
Freddy's friends are clearly
drawn more to her.

396
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:55,998
She had the better gift.

397
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,479
Chip prefers her, too.

398
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,741
Chili fries for the lady.

399
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,003
-On the house, of course.
-Oh.

400
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,309
Thank you, Chip.

401
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:03,963
Oh, these are revolting.

402
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,529
Would you throw those away
for me, please?

403
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,401
Yes, of course, ma'am.

404
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:12,101
Uh, another dirty mojito,
please.

405
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,624
You.

406
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,365
I remember you.

407
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:19,021
You were the wedding guest
who kept pestering the bartender

408
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,068
to add olive brine
to the mojitos.

409
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:25,897
Yes! And you called me
the briny bastard.

410
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,771
And after you downed
seven of them,

411
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,992
you grabbed the microphone
and told a bawdy story

412
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,994
about a brothel in Amsterdam.

413
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:38,910
Yes.
My go-to wedding toast.

414
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:42,088
And then you broke
into the hotel menagerie

415
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:47,745
and fed all the animals
$2,000 worth of caviar.

416
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:50,574
We were charged for that fiasco.

417
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,620
At which point you said

418
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,883
you were going to
"pop into your car,

419
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,886
grab your wallet
and pay us back."

420
00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,280
I never saw you again.

421
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:04,327
Lilith, I'm so flattered
you remember me.

422
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,289
And I must say that
I feel absolutely dreadful

423
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,595
about not paying you back.

424
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,077
Just let me pop out to the car
and get my wallet.

425
00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:19,907
[sighs]

426
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,737
And what are you doing
sitting here, missing the party?

427
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,609
I hate to get sportsy, but...

428
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,222
this evening
has been a home run.

429
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,659
Maybe for you.

430
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,574
"I hate to get sportsy."

431
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,010
[scoffs]

432
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,404
You sound like
a full-on sports lover.

433
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,101
Take that back.

434
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,146
Sports lover.

435
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,104
No, I...

436
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,715
Angel. There you are.

437
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,195
You guys good?

438
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,937
-Never been better.
-We are having great fun.

439
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,683
Admit it, you played dirty
with that extravagant gift.

440
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,119
I wasn't playing dirty.

441
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,990
I'm sure you'd have thought
of the same gift

442
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,905
if you knew our son
as well as I.

443
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,994
Horse twaddle.

444
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,735
You don't know him
better than I do.

445
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,128
Of course I do.

446
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,522
I've been present
almost his entire life.

447
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,306
You were never around.

448
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,395
Well, I'm around now.

449
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,876
You'd be surprised
how close we've grown.

450
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,139
You're lucky there isn't some
quantifiable way to prove

451
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,445
which of us knows Freddy best.

452
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,751
It's time for the Freddy quiz.

453
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:25,016
Whoever proves to know
Freddy best wins!

454
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,108
Game on.

455
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:36,202
Everyone gather around.
Time for the Freddy quiz.

456
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,900
Uh, David, could we pull
the plug on this whole thing?

457
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,554
I just met this girl

458
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,512
and I'd love to not be
embarrassed in front of her.

459
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,079
I would never embarrass you.

460
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,907
All right, first question.

461
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,431
What nail polish did Freddy
wear when he was goth?

462
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,566
Sabbath Black.

463
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,656
He had me go into something
called Hot Topic.

464
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,833
Correct.
Point for Aunt Lilith.

465
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,402
Poi-Point for Dr. Sternin.

466
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:05,187
Next question:
what is Freddy's blood type?

467
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,841
He's O-negative.

468
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:10,323
Correct.
Universal donor, what a hero.

469
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,891
Next, what is Freddy's
favorite book?

470
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,197
Oh, I know this one.

471
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,894
The Catcher in the Rye.

472
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,201
Well, it was until
he read Oliver Twist.

473
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,376
Freddy, is that true?

474
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,248
I like books about orphans.

475
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,727
Wonder why.

476
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,903
Another point, Dr. Sternin.

477
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,166
[whispers]:
You're doing very poorly.

478
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,254
Yes.

479
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,821
Thank you, Tiny.

480
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:34,347
Next question. What is
Freddy's favorite breakfast?

481
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,653
Easy.
"Captain" Crunch.

482
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,003
The same since he was
six years old.

483
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,440
I'm sorry, Lilith, uh, lately

484
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,833
Freddy has been enjoying
my eggs benedict.

485
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:46,141
The one where I replace the ham
with truffle-crusted lobster.

486
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,925
Why are you cooking
him breakfast?

487
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,754
Well, we're living together,
so it'd be rude for me

488
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,061
to make breakfast
and not include him.

489
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,932
Oh.

490
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,152
Did someone neglect to tell you
that we're living together?

491
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,980
Is this true?

492
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:02,723
Uh... I'd like to cede my time
to Alan again.

493
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,507
Alan's not here.

494
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,683
Who is Alan?!

495
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,425
Well, well, well.

496
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,035
Seems someone
doesn't know her son

497
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,428
as well as she thought she did.

498
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:15,344
Dr. Sternin,
you're a sports lover.

499
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,520
What's the phrase they use
in sports when they, uh,

500
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:18,956
is it, uh...

501
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,349
"In your face"?
Yes, I believe it is.

502
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:23,004
-In your face!
-In yourface!

503
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,527
E-Enough!

504
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,790
This is why I didn't want
you both at my party.

505
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,184
It's-it's just like
my sixth birthday

506
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,099
at the Boston Opera
all over again.

507
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,276
Or my tenth birthday
at the Seattle Opera.

508
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,670
Or my 11th birthday back
at the Boston Opera.

509
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,498
Oh, and by the way,

510
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,630
it would've been nice to have
a clown at one of my parties

511
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,763
who wasn't singing in Italian!

512
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:46,114
Now would you please
just both leave?

513
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,475
-Question five, which...
-David.

514
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:08,092
[knocking]

515
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,007
Ah. Lilith.

516
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,488
Thought I heard
the neighborhood dogs howling.

517
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,709
How did you find me?

518
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,189
The coconut scent
of your bronzer lured me

519
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:22,324
like a cartoon vagabond
to a pie on a windowsill.

520
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,327
Eve told me.

521
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,590
Won't you come in?

522
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:30,854
I'm here to inspect
our son's living quarters.

523
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,247
Of course you are.

524
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,118
Would you care for a drink?

525
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,469
Thank you.

526
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,520
Boy...

527
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,522
we were in rare form today,
weren't we?

528
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,350
Doing what we do best.

529
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:51,179
Strange, that in the middle of
our sniping I thought to myself,

530
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,486
"Ah, the good old days."

531
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,445
I felt that, too.

532
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:59,318
Well, since it's why
you're here,

533
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,971
shall I show you Freddy's room?

534
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,451
Thank you.

535
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:05,541
Is that Rorschach wallpaper?

536
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,804
[chuckles] Yes. What do you see?

537
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,632
I see someone trying too hard.

538
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,549
As hard as I'm trying
to find fault

539
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,638
with Frederick's new
living arrangements,

540
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:19,076
they are absolutely tolerable.

541
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,644
High praise indeed.

542
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,167
Are you unwell?

543
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:27,171
No, but what I'm about to say

544
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:29,957
may very well destroy me.

545
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,393
You were right.

546
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:34,135
I beg your pardon?
You said what?

547
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,615
You were right.

548
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:38,400
You were right. You were right.

549
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,315
I was competing.

550
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,362
Marking my territory
with Frederick's peers

551
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,582
like a warm and nurturing
mama bear.

552
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,671
But why?

553
00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:51,631
You were always close
with Frederick.

554
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:52,849
You were already winning.

555
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,113
Neither of us was winning.

556
00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:58,246
He lied to us both.

557
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:02,468
He knows we cannot
be in the same room together.

558
00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:06,123
After 30 years,
what the hell's wrong with us?

559
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:10,040
You know people
don't easily change.

560
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:13,304
I thought we were better
than people.

561
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,786
I wonder

562
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,746
if we're competing
for Frederick's affection

563
00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,965
to relieve
some of the guilt we feel

564
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,576
for breaking up our family.

565
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:25,316
Ah.

566
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,232
Guilt. The legal tender
of the divorced parent.

567
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:30,757
Interesting analysis,
Dr. Sternin.

568
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,802
Thank you, Dr. Crane.

569
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,719
Well, at least we didn't
screw him up completely.

570
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:39,200
He was doing pretty well with
that girl at the bowling alley.

571
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,898
Who knows?
A year from now,

572
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,858
we might be
bouncing Gisella on our knee.

573
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,733
Happier times.

574
00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:52,169
Mm.

575
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:54,433
-That I usually ruined.
-Yes.

576
00:23:55,564 --> 00:24:00,439
Gosh, I sure did make some
big mistakes back in the day.

577
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,354
[sighs, chuckles]

578
00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:05,792
[voice breaking]:
I have a lot to make up for.

579
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,055
Frasier.

580
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:12,233
I don't like to see you suffer.

581
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:14,496
I mean, I do, but

582
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:17,281
I appreciate that you're
here now for Frederick

583
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,109
and I'm sure that he does, too.

584
00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,285
For what it's worth,

585
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:24,245
those early years,

586
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:25,899
we made a good team.

587
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:27,509
[chuckles]

588
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,119
Yeah, a very combustible team.

589
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:30,730
[chuckles]

590
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,166
If we weren't tearing
each other's heads off,

591
00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:34,734
we were tearing
each other's clothes off.

592
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,954
It's funny.

593
00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:41,001
I don't feel like
tearing your head off now.

594
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,700
I appreciate that.

595
00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:46,354
Oh, dear.

596
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:48,487
How are my hands?

597
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,533
Cold as the Rockies.

598
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,105
Oh, my God! What...

599
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,369
Are you... are you
making out on my bed?

600
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,544
-No. No. No.
-I-I... I'm sorry, no.

601
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,067
No, if it helps,

602
00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,591
we were thinking about you
the whole time.

603
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:09,072
Where's my sexy little...

604
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,466
Oh, my God, why are
your parents in here?

605
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,772
I'm out.

606
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:16,297
Thanks for ruining my birthday.

607
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,733
Twice.

608
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,476
I'll take Christmas,
you take Thanksgiving.

609
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,608
Deal.

610
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:31,530
["Tossed Salads
and Scrambled Eggs" playing]

611
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,053
FRASIER:
Y'all know how this goes.

612
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:37,057
♪ Hey, baby,
I hear the blues a-callin'♪

613
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,495
♪ Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs♪

614
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,804
♪ And maybe I seem
a bit confused♪

615
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:47,589
Yeah, maybe.
But I got you pegged.

616
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,417
[chuckles]

617
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,550
♪ But I don't know what to do♪

618
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:55,423
♪ With those tossed salads
and scrambled eggs♪

619
00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:59,558
♪ Life's callin' again.♪

620
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,648
Bye-bye!

621
00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:03,692
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