1 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,217 [light music] 2 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,845 - Things are good, they really are. 3 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:13,596 We have a lot of fun together. 4 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:16,683 I mean, he's thoughtful and romantic, 5 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,184 and he surprises me. 6 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,729 - I'm sensing a "but" coming. 7 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,523 - But he puts up walls. 8 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:27,736 Any time I try to ask him about his day or his childhood, 9 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,738 he finds a way to steer it back to me. 10 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:31,698 - And do you not enjoy that? 11 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,034 Some people like getting to talk about themselves. 12 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,201 - I do. 13 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,370 I think it's really sweet that he listens. 14 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,497 But I want to be closer. 15 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,041 His job is hard. 16 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,334 He treats kids with cancer. 17 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,793 - Oh, my goodness. 18 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,712 - And I get not wanting to bring that home with him, 19 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:49,174 but I want him to know he can talk to me about everything. 20 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,845 - And how do you feel about this, Todd? 21 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,013 Do you feel like there are things 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,389 you don't talk to Maya about? 23 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,352 - No, that's not me at all. 24 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,103 Ask anybody I've worked with at the hospital 25 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,105 for the last 15 years. 26 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,899 Dr. Todd's an open book! 27 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,902 [rock music] 28 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:11,696 * * 29 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,741 - You hated that. - I didn't hate it, okay? 30 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,076 All right, I did hate it a little bit, 31 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:17,786 but me being open 32 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:21,373 is me telling you that I hate it, so I'm cured. 33 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,416 That Dr. Kristen is good. - [laughs] 34 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,044 Look, I know we haven't been together that long, 35 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,171 but it's just, I really like you. 36 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,589 I'm too old to be playing games. 37 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,133 - Girl, I'm not playing games. 38 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,718 You wanna know more about me? - Yes. 39 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,220 - Okay, all right, all right, here we go. 40 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,513 Um... - Okay. 41 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:38,264 - Three. - Three what? 42 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,432 - Number of times I peed in the bed 43 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,725 after watching "Predator 2." 44 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,435 - Oh, my God, stop! 45 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,104 I don't wanna hear about some movie you saw. 46 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,522 Get deep with me, Todd. - [sighs] 47 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,190 Okay, all right. I'm building up to it. 48 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,609 Um...11. 49 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:50,652 - 11 what? 50 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,445 - I was 11 years old when I found out 51 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:53,780 Santa Claus wasn't real. 52 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,241 - Aww, so you're that kinda cute, okay. 53 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,575 - See, I don't wanna even tell you nine, 54 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:58,827 'cause I ain't want you to think of me like this. 55 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,620 I want you to know your man is tough. 56 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,539 - I don't need all your traumas. 57 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,457 I just wanna, like, meet some of your work friends 58 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,334 and maybe see a picture of you from childhood. 59 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,460 - I wanna see a picture you, too, 60 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,295 and not some cheerleading glamour shot. 61 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,630 I want those awkward years. 62 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,923 Talkin' 'bout one big front tooth 63 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,466 and one little front tooth. - [laughs] 64 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,592 - Okay? I want that chaos mouth. 65 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,803 - You're so stupid. You're so stupid. 66 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,267 [light funky music] 67 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:29,274 * * 68 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,650 - Hi, Dr. Todd. 69 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,861 - Hey, how you doin', Duncan? 70 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,283 Yo, Dame! 71 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,662 Dame! 72 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,998 - [screaming] 73 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,001 [eerie music] 74 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,502 * * 75 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,504 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 76 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,089 - This motherfucker. 77 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,050 - Oh, God. Oh, God. - [grumbles] 78 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,509 [whirring] 79 00:02:56,551 --> 00:03:00,180 - Yeah! [laughs] 80 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,264 - The fuck are you doing? 81 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,682 - I got a hover drone. 82 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,685 I'm on my Green Goblin shit. - But why? 83 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,270 - Well, you know how I been afraid of the road 84 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,980 ever since I got hit by that truck? 85 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,899 Ain't no trucks in the sky. 86 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,026 Before you pass judgment, man, peep it. 87 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,362 [beeps] [motor whirring] 88 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:18,031 Gravity ain't got shit on me! 89 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,825 [laughs] [beeping] 90 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,661 Oh, oh! [grunts] 91 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,290 And it says that if I lose a couple hundred pounds, 92 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,333 it get even higher. 93 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,334 - How much that shit cost? 94 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,835 - Like 10 grand. - 10 grand? 95 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,421 - But my dude Bugs says it's a good investment. 96 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,090 - You're getting financial advice 97 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,383 from some dude named Bugs? 98 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,385 - Yeah. Bugs is smart. 99 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,928 He got in on Uber early. 100 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,137 He was the second driver. 101 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,640 - You can't keep wasting money, Dame! 102 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,934 [whispering] We're on the run from Rodney Lamonca, remember? 103 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:46,976 - What? 104 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,395 All I heard was "on the run," bro. 105 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,063 - Get your ass in the house! 106 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,482 Get your ass in the house! 107 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,403 This bag of cash is all we have left, and we're running low. 108 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:59,739 So please, no more $10,000 Green Goblin drones. 109 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,908 Actually, I'ma be an asshole and go ahead and say, 110 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,160 no more Green Goblin drones at any price. 111 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,286 - I mean, if it's money we need, 112 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,080 we could always rob a bank. 113 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,707 Bugs says Phoenix a soft town. 114 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,125 - No, no, no, we don't want to attract 115 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,292 any attention to ourselves. 116 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,877 No crimes, no scams. 117 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:13,920 - [scoffs] 118 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,672 No scams? 119 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,882 What about that scam that you running on that Maya chick? 120 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,342 - That's real. 121 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,802 Maya's my girlfriend. 122 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,345 I went to therapy with her today. 123 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,430 Ain't no scam worth that. 124 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,015 - But you didn't go to therapy. 125 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,182 Dr. Todd did. 126 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,934 - Okay, fine, yes, she thinks I'm a doctor. 127 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,020 It's a stupid-ass lie that I told when we first met 128 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,896 'cause I had three Jack and Cokes on an empty stomach, 129 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,399 and I ain't think we'd be falling in love. 130 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,984 Haven't you lied about something before? 131 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,903 - Remember I told you about that hover drone 132 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,530 costing 10 grand? 133 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,324 It was really 15. 134 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,326 - We takin' that shit back right now. 135 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,495 Where Bugs live? 136 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,581 - Yo, Dame Train! What can I do for you today? 137 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,125 Ooh, I just got some new 3D TVs. 138 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,626 You want a T-shirt cannon? 139 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,004 Bet you guys came here in a boring-ass car. 140 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,798 How'd you like to go home on a mini motorcycle? 141 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,883 - Oh, damn. 142 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:00,967 - Everybody's all looking at you like, 143 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,469 "Hey, who's that? What's their story?" 144 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,554 - No, no, we just wanna keep a low profile. 145 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,639 - Oh, no, mini motorcycle is low as shit. 146 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:07,640 It's like an inch off the ground. 147 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,351 - I said no. Thanks. 148 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,727 - Wait, I know who this is. 149 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,479 Mr. Isaiah Clifton Foster. 150 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,147 Hey, nice to meet you, bro. - What? 151 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,774 The fuck, Dame? 152 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,650 How this fool know my real name? 153 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,819 - I mean, he told me about his divorce, 154 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,946 so I figured I had to open up to him about something. 155 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,115 But don't worry, I ain't give him no other details. 156 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,784 - Hey, how's stuff with Craig, by the way? 157 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,868 I know there's a lot of anger there, 158 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,454 but you only get one brother, right? 159 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,082 - I'm sorry, Bugs, was it? 160 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,042 Could you please forget everything you know about me? 161 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,543 - I see how it is. You got trust issues. 162 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,836 Hey, that's why I think it's good 163 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,213 that Maya is bringing you to therapy. 164 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,048 - Oh, I swear to fuckin' God! 165 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,550 - Hey, I'm sorry. Now look, now we're fighting. 166 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,053 Hey, what you say we just start all over? 167 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,763 Would you like to do a little bit of coke? 168 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,014 - No! 169 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,849 I just wanna return this Green Goblin drone 170 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:50,850 you sold my boy. 171 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:51,976 - Seems like it'd be pretty funny 172 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,771 to be on a drone all coked up, but okay. 173 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,065 Anyway, I don't have the 20 grand. 174 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,400 - 20 grand, Dame? 175 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,526 What happened to 15? 176 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,653 - But here's what I can do for you. 177 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,113 I could take it back for store credit. 178 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,447 Bugs Money. 179 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,907 - I want cash, not fuckin' Bugs Money. 180 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,158 - Oh, well, if it's cash you need, 181 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,201 I mean, Phoenix is a soft town. 182 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,744 - We're not committing any crimes. 183 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,204 - Gonna have to do something eventually. 184 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,123 That one little bag of cash not gon' last forever. 185 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,541 - There's better ways to get paid, Dame. 186 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,418 - Like what? - I don't know, we-- 187 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:17,752 we can get legit jobs. 188 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,671 - Oh, you're sick, man. - This motherfucker. 189 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,880 - How you gonna get a job? 190 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,799 Dr. Todd can't pass a background check, 191 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,385 and you don't want to be paying taxes as Isaiah Foster, 192 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,428 'cause then your boy 193 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,554 Rodney Lamonca's gonna find you, 194 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:28,763 and since you're the only person 195 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,598 that knows that he killed Noah-- 196 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,350 - Stop knowing shit about my life! 197 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,602 - Wait. 198 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,022 If you're willing to use up your Bugs Money, 199 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,065 I might have a solution for y'all. 200 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,609 So my boy works at the Department of Records. 201 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,695 He issues the death certificates. 202 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,531 But sometimes he, um... 203 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,743 "forgets" to issue the death certificates. 204 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,494 - You talking for real forgets 205 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,079 or crime guy forgets? 206 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,789 - You know I'm talking crime guy. 207 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,208 - Nice. - Yeah, so if someone dies, 208 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,501 and they ain't got no family, 209 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,420 my guy sells their info to the highest bidder. 210 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:01,629 - So this is a new identity. 211 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,548 - Social Security number, birth date, 212 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,258 list of previous residences, 213 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,303 everything you need to become a upstanding citizen. 214 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,555 * Won't nobody know it's you * 215 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,223 * It's just so fresh and clean * 216 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,767 - * So fresh and so clean, clean * 217 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,227 - * You're becoming someone new * 218 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,104 both: * It's just so fresh, so clean * 219 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,939 - * So fresh and so clean, clean * 220 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:20,940 - So I'm-- - I'm like, I'm like, 221 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,442 what's even going on right now? 222 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,110 - [laughs] - I am now... 223 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,987 Marty Simkowitz? 224 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,322 - Damn. 225 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,032 Hey, that feels like it's always been your name. 226 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,617 - You think people really gon' buy this shit? 227 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,202 - They buy me as a doctor. 228 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,495 You've seen the neighbors. 229 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,330 I get, like, 20 "Hi, Dr. Todds" a day. 230 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,332 - Yeah, but we in Phoenix. 231 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:40,085 Those "Hi, Dr. Todds," that's not them being friendly. 232 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,962 That's, "Hi, I'm watching your Black ass, Dr. Todd." 233 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,714 - I don't know what he's going on about. 234 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,424 I mean, like, there's hella Black people 235 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,717 in Arizona, right? 236 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,887 There's you guys. Um... 237 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,807 Damn. Oh, there's, like, a bunch of the Phoenix Suns. 238 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,183 Y'all are thriving up in here! 239 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,893 - Okay, you guarantee this is gonna work? 240 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,603 You'll pay me back if I can't get a job with this, 241 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,979 and not fuckin' Bugs Money. 242 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,148 - Hey, okay, let's calm down. 243 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,109 There is no need to besmirch Bugs Money. 244 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:07,195 - Mm-hmm. - But yes, I guarantee. 245 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:10,949 It's all gonna turn out fine, Mr. Simkowitz. 246 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,784 - Mr. Simkowitz is my dad. 247 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,494 Call me Marty. - Marty. 248 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,121 Look, I'm in love with you. 249 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,997 I was blown away by your interview. 250 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,834 I mean, the passion that you have for energy brokering. 251 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,044 - What can I say? It's what I live for. 252 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,671 The thrill of... 253 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,007 brokering energy. 254 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:30,218 - I would have hired you on the spot, but we have HR, 255 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,679 and they make us do these full criminal background checks. 256 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,973 And yours came back, 257 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,808 and I do have one question. 258 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:40,020 [tense music] 259 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,480 * * 260 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,606 When can you start? 261 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:44,774 [both laugh] 262 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,151 You aced it, bro! 263 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,527 Fuckin' Simkowitz! 264 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,945 - Hey, Marty. - Marty. 265 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,905 - [laughs] - Fuckin' Marty! 266 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,365 - Looks like that forehead hit puberty... 267 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,450 - [laughs] Oh, really? 268 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,784 - Before the rest of your body did. 269 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,037 You look like a little mini Tommy from "Martin." 270 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,830 - That's 'cause my brother was a bad photographer. 271 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,248 He didn't know how to work them angles. 272 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,583 - Wait, you have a brother? 273 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,335 - Yep. 274 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,462 - Okay, anything else you wanna share about him 275 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,839 besides he took a bad photo of you 30 years ago? 276 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,215 - Sorry I didn't mention it earlier, 277 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,384 but we kinda had a little bit of a rough patch. 278 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,845 But I'm open now, so go ahead. 279 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:14,763 What you wanna know about Craig? 280 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,222 - Craig. Okay. 281 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,391 So where does Craig live? - Florida. 282 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,893 - Older or younger? - Older. 283 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,061 - And what does he do? 284 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:24,064 - He's a farmer, which sounds weird. 285 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,107 He grows saw palmetto berries. 286 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,817 They put 'em in a lot of men's health supplements. 287 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,319 It's a billion-dollar industry. 288 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:30,737 It's actually pretty smart. 289 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,073 - So what happened? Why the rough patch? 290 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,241 - Guess I always expect him to have my back, 291 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,743 and one day he didn't. 292 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,954 But I'm sure he's feeling really bad about it. 293 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,289 He calls me every day, 294 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,583 leaving voice mails like a psycho. 295 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,834 - Why don't you pick up? 296 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,086 What, you're afraid he's gonna say something 297 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,337 you don't want to hear? - All right. 298 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,631 That's enough, Dr. Kristen. - [laughs] 299 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,758 - Okay, I'ma talk to him when I'm ready. 300 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,469 - Aww, well, I'm glad you shared that with me. 301 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,762 Okay, you ready? - Mm-hmm. 302 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:56,971 - This is my picture. 303 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,431 It's from fourth grade. 304 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,600 And don't ask me why I look like a yacht captain. 305 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:01,643 [suspenseful music] 306 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,478 Cute. 307 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,772 [muffled chatter] 308 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:10,276 * * 309 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,362 Todd. 310 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,613 Todd. - Huh? 311 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,156 Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, I was just-- 312 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,282 [both laugh] 313 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,785 Let's see Captain Maya, okay? - Mm-hmm. 314 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,286 [both laugh] 315 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,833 - Ears built like a African drum. 316 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,252 - I know you not talking. - [chanting] 317 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,129 - That forehead was like, "Damn, Gina!" 318 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,047 Like, it's out there. [both laugh] 319 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,674 Whatever. 320 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,551 So you coming over tonight? 321 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,802 - Huh? - Yeah. 322 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,429 - Yeah, yeah. 323 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,055 You know, I would, but I got a surgery in the morning, 324 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,640 and I kinda wanna be fresh for it. 325 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,183 - Well, give me a kiss. 326 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,520 [engine turns over] 327 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,523 [tense music] 328 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:55,697 * * 329 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,016 - Whatever Rodney Lamonca's paying you, 330 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,267 I could pay you more! 331 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,774 - Who the fuck is Rodney Lamonca? 332 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,442 - The guy you're working for. 333 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:35,945 - No, I work for American West Receivables. 334 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,989 I'm a debt collector. 335 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:42,202 And you owe us $73,000, Mr. Simkowitz. 336 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,079 - Okay, I'm sorry, man, but you got the wrong guy. 337 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,289 - I've got the right guy, Marty. 338 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,125 348 South Cactus Shadow Lane. 339 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,543 Oh, congrats on the new job, by the way. 340 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:51,878 - Look, I'm telling you, man-- - You know what? 341 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,129 Did you really think 342 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,215 that we were gonna stop looking for you? 343 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:59,469 Did you really think that RadioShack would forget? 344 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,845 - RadioShack? 345 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,597 Oh, come on, man, RadioShack went out of business. 346 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,599 - But debts never die, Marty. 347 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,726 American West bought up your account, 348 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,896 which means you owe us now. 349 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,942 73,000 large. 350 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,485 - Do I look like a Marty Simkowitz to you? 351 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,695 My name's Todd. 352 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,322 - No, no, you don't get to do that, Marty. 353 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,657 You don't just snap your fingers 354 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,075 and become someone else. 355 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,993 You made a mistake. 356 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,830 There have to be consequences. 357 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,665 That's how the past works. 358 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,667 [dramatic music] 359 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,377 It sticks with you. 360 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,213 [phone chimes] 361 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:42,012 Hmm. 9:00. 362 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,514 Saved by the bell. 363 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:52,605 See you soon, Marty. 364 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,608 [tense music] 365 00:12:55,650 --> 00:13:02,574 * * 366 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,287 - Hi, Dr. Todd. 367 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:22,344 - Hey, yo, Dame! 368 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:26,639 [muffled yell] [banging] 369 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,350 [banging] - Oh. Yeah. 370 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,061 [clattering] [thud] 371 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,729 [grunting] 372 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:36,274 * * 373 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,610 [banging] [groaning] 374 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,449 [music intensifies] 375 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,246 - Aw, what the fuck? 376 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,582 Dame, the hell are you doing? 377 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,417 - Zay? [groans] 378 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,710 [laughs] 379 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,254 It's a light therapy mask. Bugs sold it to me. 380 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,716 He says it harnesses the awesome powers of lasers 381 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,551 to refresh your complexion. 382 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,261 This desert been drying my ass out, man. 383 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,763 - Why you banging around the bathroom? 384 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:09,182 - Oh, that's because I couldn't find the door handle, 385 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,600 you know, 'cause all I see is red shit. 386 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,477 - Then take off the mask, dumbass! 387 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,978 - Uh-uh. No. 388 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,106 They say you have to leave this thing on for 60 minutes. 389 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,482 It'll beep when it's done. 390 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,567 [mask beeps] Oh, there it is. 391 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,570 How do I look? 392 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,447 I look younger? - You look naked. 393 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,449 - That's 'cause I also bought a robot that sucks your dick. 394 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:29,077 - Stop buying shit from Bugs, 395 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,495 and lock the front door next time. 396 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,455 * * 397 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,165 [alarm chimes] 398 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:41,006 * * 399 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,968 [phone buzzes] 400 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,803 What the fuck? 401 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,723 [phone chiming] 402 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,813 [phone ringing] Huh? 403 00:14:56,855 --> 00:15:01,109 [knocking at door] 404 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,610 Coming! 405 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,364 Who the fuck are you? - Hello, Mr. Simkowitz. 406 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,616 I'm with New Horizon Collection Services, 407 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,326 and you owe $18,000 408 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,328 to Federal Health Conglomerated. 409 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,830 - Wait, this isn't about RadioShack? 410 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,165 - Hey there, Marty. 411 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,000 So glad to finally put a face to a name. 412 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,710 I'm from Baseline Recovery Associates. 413 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,086 Can I come in? - No. 414 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,671 - Can I come in? 415 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,090 - What y'all can both do is get the fuck off my porch. 416 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,675 I'm not having strangers in my house. 417 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,011 - [grunts] I'm not a stranger. We're old friends. 418 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,763 - We are not fuckin' friends! 419 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,930 - Marty. - Marty. 420 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,015 - Marty. - Mr. Simkowitz. 421 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,016 - Marty. - Marty! 422 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,225 [knocking at door] 423 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,186 - Marty, Marty, you can't run from this. 424 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,354 - Marty! - Mr. Simkowitz. 425 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,938 [knocking] - Open up the door! 426 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,273 - Marty-- 427 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,441 - Yo, Zay, man, what the fuck is going on? 428 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,776 - We gotta go find Bugs, man. 429 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,277 There's something wrong with identity he sold me. 430 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,445 [knocking] - Marty, hey. 431 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,946 - Oh, shit, they everywhere. - Marty! 432 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,407 - I mean, if somebody ain't get rid 433 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,034 of that Green Goblin drone we had, 434 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,952 we could just fly up out this-- - Man, get dressed! 435 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,412 We'll go out the back, fool. 436 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,502 - Hi, Dr. Todd. 437 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,670 - Duncan! 438 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:02,921 What's up, my man? 439 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,131 - I don't know if you saw, 440 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,717 but you have quite a few visitors. 441 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,928 - Yes, Duncan. 442 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,721 Thank you, Duncan. 443 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,225 [phone ringing] 444 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,227 What kinda fuckin' name is Bugs, anyway? 445 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,229 Fuckin' cartoon rabbit motherfucker! 446 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,273 Yo, Bugs! 447 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,530 - Oh, shit. 448 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,243 So that's why I got such a good deal on the SuckBot. 449 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,203 Going out of business sale. 450 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,289 - What the hell? 451 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,712 "Dear Marty, sorry about all this. 452 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,755 "I wish I could explain this to you in person. 453 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,257 "By the time you get this letter, 454 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,925 I'll be hundreds of miles away." 455 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,011 - Shit. 456 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,929 I timed this out wrong. Damn it. 457 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,264 - What's up, Bugs? 458 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,598 - It's all in the letter. [chuckles] 459 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,726 I spent a lot of time on it, too. 460 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,978 Actually some rather beautiful turns of phrase in there. 461 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,980 But you know what? I'm just gonna step outside. 462 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,648 That way, you don't have to read in front of me, 463 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,483 make us both feel self-conscious. 464 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,068 - Not another fucking step. 465 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,945 - [sighs] 466 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,822 Look, I understand how you're feeling right now. 467 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,449 If you read the letter, you'd know 468 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,659 that I bought Marty Simkowitz's identity a year ago, 469 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,287 and I assumed it was clean, just like you did. 470 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,455 - You told me it was clean. 471 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,040 I didn't assume anything. 472 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,459 - I mean, you assumed I was telling you the truth. 473 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,128 - [laughs] He got you with that, Z. 474 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,798 - It turns out this identity's changed hands dozens of times. 475 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,885 But the debt collectors just keep on comin'. 476 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,303 - I don't look like you, 477 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,096 and I definitely don't look like a Simkowitz. 478 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,806 - They don't care. 479 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,018 The debt gets sold and sold and sold again. 480 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,228 Corporations don't stop to ask what we look like. 481 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,230 We're not even people to them. 482 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:47,400 We're just profits and losses. 483 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,319 Red ink and black. 484 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,989 To them, we're just numbers on a page. 485 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,491 - That's some good shit, bro. 486 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,575 - It's from the letter. 487 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,868 - So what am I supposed to do? 488 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,079 - Find some other sucker to pass it on to. 489 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,663 Until then, you gotta hide. 490 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,040 The debt collectors can come to your house, 491 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,958 but they can't come inside unless you let them in. 492 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,377 That's why I work from home. 493 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,129 And they can't contact you before 8:00 a.m. 494 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,673 or after 9:00 p.m. 495 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,258 - I don't wanna know your dumbass vampire rules. 496 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,968 You're gonna take this identity back 497 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,512 like you promised me. 498 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,847 I'm done being-- - Marty Simkowitz. 499 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,558 I'm from Castle Southwest Financial. 500 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,312 You owe $8,000 to Bally Total Fitness. 501 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,689 - Don't look at me. 502 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,274 Guy you wanna talk to is right over-- 503 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:32,529 * * 504 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,531 Motherfucker, where'd he go? 505 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,491 You didn't even get his real name? 506 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,284 You're just out here calling a grown man Bugs? 507 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,994 [phone ringing] Shit, stop calling me. 508 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,372 - You getting way too worked up about this, bro. 509 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,666 They can't make you pay. You ain't Marty. 510 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,668 What you think, they gonna chase you around 511 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,253 and ruin your relationship with Maya? 512 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,171 - Yes! That's what I'm scared of. 513 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,756 - Shit. [phone rings] 514 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,174 I see that now. 515 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,884 This is a big deal, man. 516 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,553 - Ah, fuck! Maya. 517 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,929 I'm supposed to meet her for lunch. 518 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,139 Shit. 519 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,766 Where are my scrubs? 520 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,855 - Hi, Dr. Todd. 521 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:10,275 - Yes, Duncan. Hello, Duncan, once again! 522 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,904 [phone buzzing] 523 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,407 - So my sister's gonna ask me, what do I think of her ex. 524 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,616 - Mm-hmm. - And I'm like, 525 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,410 "He's an immature teenage boy 526 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:21,828 trapped in a 40-year-old man's body." 527 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,288 - Word? - And then she says, 528 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,831 "Oh, we're getting back together." 529 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,958 And I'm like, "Wow, you gonna go back to that fuckboy?" 530 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,543 Like, I knew it was a setup. 531 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,170 She was just asking me that, knowing she knows 532 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,463 that I don't even like him. 533 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,131 Stupid. - Yeah, fuck her. 534 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,591 - My sister? 535 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,927 - Uh, I wasn't even listening. 536 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,763 How about we-- how about we get out of here? 537 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:40,847 - What is that supposed to mean? 538 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,390 I don't wanna make out in your car. 539 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,725 Your seats don't go back far enough. 540 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,685 - No, babe, like, we should take a trip. 541 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,354 Maybe go out to the desert, 542 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,439 get a hotel, just the two of us. 543 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,608 - Okay, look at you being all impulsive. 544 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,443 Okay, so when were you thinking? 545 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,611 'Cause next weekend I have that-- 546 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,945 - I think we should go right now. 547 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,114 - Right now? Right now? Babe, it's Tuesday. 548 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,866 - Well, I don't have any more surgeries for the rest 549 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,035 of the week, and you can get Caleb to do your showings. 550 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,578 Let him be useful for once. 551 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,205 - You just don't like Caleb 'cause he's tall. 552 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,748 - No, I don't like Caleb 'cause you think he's tall. 553 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,084 6'1" is unremarkable. - All right, let's go. 554 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,128 But I gotta go by the office and talk to Tall Caleb 555 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,213 and then pack. 556 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,881 - I'll get you at 6:00. 557 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,049 - Okay. 558 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,300 - Or 5:00. 559 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,843 Wanna do 5:00? Let's do 5:00. 560 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,887 - 5:00's good. 561 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,556 This is about to be so much fun. 562 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,350 Ugh, my phone is about to die, 563 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,518 and I forgot to bring a charger. 564 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,811 Do you have one? 565 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:28,770 - What? 566 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,064 Nah, nah, nah. Left at the crib. 567 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,482 - Oh, we're gonna have to use your phone 568 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,067 for directions then. 569 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,985 - My phone? - Yeah. 570 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,278 - It's off right now. 571 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,489 - And you can't turn it back on? 572 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,366 - Well, I'm trying to be in the moment, 573 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,992 stay present with you, but-- 574 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,536 - [laughs] 575 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,371 [phone chiming] 576 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,540 Somebody's popular. 577 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,417 - Yeah, hospital's on my nuts. 578 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,168 - [laughs] You're so stupid. 579 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:55,964 [phone chiming] 580 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,674 What do we got? 581 00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,802 Beet chips. Prickly pear hard candies. 582 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,763 Okay, this isn't normal bougie. This is stupid bougie. 583 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:07,142 - Mm-hmm. [telephone ringing] 584 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,560 - Who could that be? 585 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,360 - Hello? 586 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,611 - I wish you told me you were 587 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,989 planning a trip, Mr. Simkowitz. 588 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,449 - Nah, we're good. 589 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,867 - How's the room? 590 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,869 Are you enjoying the prickly pear hard candy? 591 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,538 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Thank you so much. 592 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,708 Just the front desk checking to see 593 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,501 if we got everything we need. - Okay, cool. 594 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,295 So you wanna go downstairs, grab some drinks, 595 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,213 check out the hot tub? 596 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,758 - Or we just go to the bedroom. 597 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,010 Go to sleep. Call it a night. 598 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,470 - It's 7:40. 599 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:44,596 - They say the first day of the vacation, 600 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,847 you're supposed to just stay in. 601 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,433 - But aren't we leaving tomorrow? 602 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,185 - You know what? You right. You right. 603 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,936 I'm sorry, baby, for being weird. 604 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,146 - Mm-hmm. 605 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,564 - My penis smells from driving, so I think 606 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:55,857 I should just go take a quick shower. 607 00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,359 Just give me a quick second, all right? 608 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,611 I'll be right back. 609 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:03,740 [indistinct chatter on TV] 610 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:06,743 - Lands himself locked up in jail. 611 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,870 - Baby, that was invigorating. 612 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,580 I needed that. What you up to? 613 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,374 - Sitting here, watching Mario Lopez 614 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,875 describe the plot of "Despicable Me 3" 615 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,543 on loop for an hour and a half. 616 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,587 - Gru is back! 617 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,255 - Wow, have I been in the shower 618 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:20,799 for an hour and a half? 619 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,092 I'm gonna make it up to you with a glass of champagne. 620 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:24,469 - No, champagne's not gonna do it. 621 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,595 - Wine? - No! 622 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,055 - Henny? - Don't play with me. 623 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,599 - Tequila? - I want a margarita so big, 624 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,101 they're gonna have to mix it in a trash can. 625 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,978 - Okay, you know what? One trasharita for my girl. 626 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,147 - Lands himself locked up... - Oh, my God. 627 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,443 - Now, when you say "trash can," 628 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,404 are you thinking one of those little guys under a desk, 629 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:45,281 or, like, one of those-- those big dented metal ones? 630 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,700 - Yeah, there you go. 631 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,160 Oscar the Grouch style. 632 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,912 - Hello, Marty. 633 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:57,585 - Why is this man calling you Marty? 634 00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,087 - I don't know, babe. I have no idea 635 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:02,048 why this guy would even be speaking to us after 9:00 p.m. 636 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,342 - Oh, no. Jeez, you're right. It is after 9:00. 637 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,637 I'm just gonna, uh, face zero fucking consequences. 638 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,347 - Todd! - There are rules against this. 639 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,598 - Todd. - It's the law. 640 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,058 - Then file a complaint with the government. 641 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,685 I look forward to seeing you at my online hearing 642 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,186 in 18 months. 643 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,312 - Todd, what is going on? 644 00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:19,024 - Your boyfriend is a liar and a crook. 645 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,900 - [laughing] What? No, no, I'm not. 646 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,402 - His name is not even Todd. 647 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,653 It's Marty Simkowitz, 648 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:26,031 and he owes $73,000 to RadioShack! 649 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,824 - Hey. Are you Troy Chubner? 650 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,284 - I don't know, Todd, are you? 651 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,618 - What? No. 652 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:31,911 - I'm Troy Chubner. 653 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:34,706 - I'm a debt collector with Keystone Associates. 654 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,375 You owe $12,000 to Home Depot, Mr. Chubner. 655 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,710 - No, no. - Yes! 656 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,045 - No. - Yes! 657 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,463 - No, I already spoke to someone 658 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,631 at Keystone about this. 659 00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:45,592 Rachel, she said she was gonna send me 660 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:46,801 a payment plan in the mail. 661 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:47,969 - Rachel quit. 662 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,637 - What the fuck is going on? 663 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:52,932 - Uh, listen, I'm a debt collector too, 664 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,101 so I know that everybody always tells you 665 00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,936 that they're about to get you your money, but I am. 666 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,104 I'm about to get you your money. 667 00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,315 This guy is really close to paying. 668 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:01,524 Tell him. - No, I'm not. 669 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:02,901 - Yes, he is. - What the fuck is going on? 670 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,319 Wow, I'm leaving, Todd. - Baby. Baby. Maya. 671 00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:05,779 - This is ridiculous. - You think I know this dude? 672 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,030 Look at the motherfucker. - Marty, give me a hand. 673 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,156 - Get off me, man! - Come on, we're talking-- 674 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,575 - Get off of me, man! - Come on, he's-- 675 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,452 [laughs nervously] 676 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:13,912 Look, he's totally freaked out. 677 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,205 All right, here's the thing. 678 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:17,374 Home Depot, they totally messed up. 679 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:19,626 They sold me a wicker trash can hideaway, 680 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,378 but raccoons kept getting into it. 681 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,922 The company even admitted that the product was defective. 682 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,382 Let me pull up the email. 683 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:28,551 It's right here. I got it right here somewhere. 684 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,261 - I know where you live, Chubner! 685 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,305 - Just wait for me. I'll be right back. 686 00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,974 I swear to God, right back. - Maya! 687 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,726 - I knew it was too good to be fuckin' true. 688 00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:38,895 - Maya, wait! Maya! - Oh, every fuckin' time. 689 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:40,063 - Girl-- - Every time... 690 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,356 - Maya! - I open myself up. 691 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:42,941 - Maya, I'm sorry. This lunatic thinks 692 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,609 I'm somebody named Marty Simkowitz. 693 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:45,694 He came to the hospital. 694 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:46,903 He's been following me for days. 695 00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,488 - Is that why you wanted to get out of town? 696 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,823 Why didn't you just say that? 697 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:51,157 - 'Cause I didn't want you to be scared, babe. 698 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:52,701 Because I care about you, girl. 699 00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,077 - Bullshit. Bullshit. 700 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,620 You lying straight to my face. - No, no, I'm not. 701 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:56,955 I love you, Maya. 702 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,540 - This is everything that I was afraid of. 703 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:02,377 - Maya, my name's not really Todd. 704 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,089 Oh, fuck. I guess we doin' this. 705 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:08,341 - So you are Marty Simkowitz? 706 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:11,011 - No. 707 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:13,930 My real name is Isaiah Foster. I'm not a doctor. 708 00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,849 - Jesus, Todd! - Isaiah. 709 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,727 - So has anything you told me been true? 710 00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,937 - Yes! Everything about my brother. 711 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:23,314 All right, everything about my dad dying. 712 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:24,691 I do like Skittles. 713 00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:26,860 I think that Skittles thing is, like, my core truth. 714 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,154 Not the moment for jokes. I feel you. 715 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:35,410 Look, I came from nothing. 716 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:38,204 Hustling, scamming, that's how I survived. 717 00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:41,958 So when I saw you in that club... 718 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,084 I told you I was a doctor. 719 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,879 - A children's cancer doctor, Todd. 720 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,255 Isaiah. - Isaiah. 721 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:48,256 - Oh, my God. 722 00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:49,341 - Just another lie 723 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,383 in a lifetime of lies. 724 00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:52,469 But the more time we spent together, 725 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,929 the closer we got, all I could think about 726 00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:58,600 was how I could--how-- look, I don't know-- 727 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,185 - Tell me the truth? - No. 728 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:02,562 No, that never really crossed my mind. 729 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,814 How I could-- 730 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:07,192 God, this is so humiliating-- 731 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,444 become Dr. Todd. 732 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,489 Not literally-- I'm too broke and too dumb 733 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:13,740 to be going to med school. 734 00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:16,451 But I liked the way that people looked at me. 735 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:19,329 I liked the way that you looked at me. 736 00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:22,082 And I was proud of myself for the first time in my life. 737 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,583 And I know that's so fucked up, 738 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,794 'cause I'm just out here playing make-believe. 739 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,089 Baby, I got a job. 740 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,215 I know you don't know me, 741 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,925 but that is wildly out of character. 742 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,427 I'm a energy broker now. 743 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,553 And I don't know what that is either, 744 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:38,765 but I make 48,000 a year, plus benefits. 745 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,433 And I get end-of-the-year bonuses, 746 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,060 and we got a company retreat in March. 747 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:44,437 I get a polo with a logo on it. 748 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,689 It is so fuckin' boring, 749 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,775 but I'm so excited, because being boring... 750 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:50,026 means I might get to be with you. 751 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:53,905 [soft music] 752 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:56,116 I know you'll never forgive Dr. Todd. 753 00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:59,661 And you shouldn't. He's shady. 754 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:03,498 But I was really hoping... 755 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:07,002 girl, I'm praying you give Isaiah a chance. 756 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,298 - Man, fuck her. 757 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,134 Boring-ass realtor motherfucker. 758 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,927 [knocking at door] - Marty! 759 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:19,264 [voices clamoring] - And fuck that job, too. 760 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,017 Firing you just 'cause you not who you said you was. 761 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,476 Who does that? 762 00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:25,145 - Marty! [knocking] 763 00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:27,397 - Marty, you don't understand! - Marty! 764 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,149 - Go away, Troy! 765 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,026 - Home Depot is not gonna stop. 766 00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:33,862 - Can we please just go rob another bank, man? 767 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:35,071 Come on! 768 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:36,281 - Come on, Marty! [shouting, knocking] 769 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,283 - Rodney Lamonca not gonna find us. 770 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,243 [knocking] 771 00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:41,995 - Marty! - Yeah, he is. 772 00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:43,163 - Come on, man! 773 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:44,414 - Boy, you got some big brass balls 774 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:45,999 calling me out of the blue like this! 775 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,167 You know how much trouble you caused me? 776 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:48,835 - With the cops? - No, with my wife. 777 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,629 Ever since Katrina found out that her son was murdered, 778 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:52,922 she's been a total buzzkill. 779 00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:54,049 She stopped whitening her teeth. 780 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:55,675 She let her fillers go to shit. 781 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,011 It's like being married to a fuckin' jack-o'-lantern. 782 00:27:58,053 --> 00:27:59,763 I don't even enjoy cheating on her anymore 783 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:01,848 because she deserves it! 784 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:03,933 So here's what I'm gonna do. 785 00:28:03,975 --> 00:28:05,435 I'm gonna shoot you in the fuckin' head. 786 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,312 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, before you do that, 787 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,646 you might wanna hear me out. 788 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:11,024 - Oh, yeah? Why is that? 789 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,693 - 'Cause I'm about to make you $20 million. 790 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,404 - [scoffs] Go on. 791 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:18,698 - Three words: 792 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:22,118 Saw palmetto berries. 793 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,995 - What the fuck? 794 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:25,705 You gave him my idea? - Oh, it's perfect! 795 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,040 I love my Domininers. 796 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,958 They're driven. They're hungry. 797 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,044 They're gonna change the fuckin' world. 798 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:33,713 But these are some pencil dick cum-dribblers. 799 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,383 If they weren't, they wouldn't be spending 4,000 bucks 800 00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:38,510 to watch Tyrese tell 'em that God has a plan. 801 00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:40,762 - And most of these dudes have prostate problems, bro. 802 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,306 We about to make bank. 803 00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:46,476 - Okay, but it's not gonna be easy for you. 804 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,520 It took us a year to get to this point. 805 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,690 And there's hardly any swampland left. 806 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:54,401 - So, yeah, about that. 807 00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:56,236 Remember when I called you last week? 808 00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:58,363 Shit, what'd you do? Your hands are clean. 809 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,407 - Not that clean. I burned down the putt-putt. 810 00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:02,117 - They never proved that. - Lied to cops. 811 00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:03,535 - Good. Cops suck. 812 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:05,161 - Dragged that kid's body to the swamp. 813 00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:06,746 - White boy with cornrows. He had it coming. 814 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,832 - Fed it to a snake. - That was awesome. 815 00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:10,083 - Brock got shot 'cause of me. 816 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,418 - I don't even know who Brock is. 817 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:12,836 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 818 00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:13,920 You were recording me? - Yep. 819 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:15,422 And we got you on tape 820 00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:17,674 confessing to the murder of my wife's son. 821 00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:18,967 - Could just say your son. 822 00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:20,385 - He had none of my blood! Shut up! 823 00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:21,970 - So here's what's gonna happen. 824 00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:24,764 You're gonna sign the farm over to the Dominine Corporation. 825 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,391 And if you don't, 826 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,601 we're gonna play that tape for the police. 827 00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:30,186 Come on, bruh. 828 00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:32,647 You don't want Vanessa to have to visit her daddy in prison. 829 00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:35,650 [dramatic music] 830 00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:38,611 * * 831 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:40,405 - Marty Simkowitz? 832 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:43,366 I'm from KB Debt Consolidation Network. 833 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:47,912 You owe $8,000 to Ashley Furniture. 834 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:50,915 - Fuckin' Ashley Furniture, Marty? 835 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:53,168 - * Ain't nobody dope as me * 836 00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:55,128 * I'm just so fresh, so clean * 837 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:56,504 - * So fresh and so clean, clean * 838 00:29:56,546 --> 00:29:58,715 - * Don't you think I'm so sexy? * 839 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,550 * I'm just so fresh, so clean * 840 00:30:00,592 --> 00:30:02,260 - * So fresh and so clean, clean * 841 00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:06,389 - * Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean * 842 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:08,183 - * So fresh and so clean, clean * 843 00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:10,477 - * I love when you stare at me * 844 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:12,187 * I'm just so fresh, so clean * 845 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,772 - * So fresh and so clean, clean * 846 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:16,191 * And we are the coolest motherfunkers on the planet * 847 00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:18,276 * And my, my, the sky is falling * 848 00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:20,236 * Ain't no need to panic, but, ooh, ooh * 849 00:30:20,278 --> 00:30:21,905 * I got a stick and want yo' automatic * 850 00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:24,949 * Ooh, ooh, compatible, created in the attic * 851 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:27,660 * And we are the coolest motherfunkers on the planet * 852 00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:29,662 * And my, my, the sky is falling * 853 00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:31,664 * Ain't no need to panic, but ooh, ooh * 854 00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:33,708 * I got a stick and want yo' automatic * 855 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,836 * Ooh, ooh, compatible, created in the attic * 856 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:40,882 - * Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean * 857 00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:42,676 - * So fresh and so clean, clean * 858 00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:45,178 - * Don't you think I'm so sexy? * 859 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,805 * I'm just so fresh, so clean * 860 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:48,682 - * So fresh and so clean, clean * 861 00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:52,644 - * Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean * 862 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,437 - * So fresh and so clean, clean * 863 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,648 - * I love when you stare at me * 864 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:58,108 * I'm just so fresh, so clean * 865 00:30:58,149 --> 00:31:00,110 - * So fresh and so clean, clean, clean * 866 00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:04,030 - * Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean * 867 00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:05,824 - * So fresh and so clean, clean, clean * 868 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,243 - * Don't you think I'm so sexy? * 869 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:09,828 * I'm just so fresh, so clean * 870 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:11,579 - * So fresh and so clean, clean, clean * 871 00:31:11,621 --> 00:31:14,958 - * Ain't nobody dope as me * 872 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,085 - Not a doctor. - Shh.