1 00:00:13,139 --> 00:00:14,140 - So the fire spread from the putt-putt 2 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,892 to the strip mall next door, 3 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,269 damaging the tanning salon, 4 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:20,855 the bong store, and the Boost Mobile. 5 00:00:20,897 --> 00:00:23,107 - Damn, a Florida trifecta. 6 00:00:23,149 --> 00:00:25,526 [chuckles] 7 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:27,028 - So can you tell me why you were at the putt-putt 8 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,237 last Friday? 9 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,573 - Well, we were following this guy, Carlos. 10 00:00:30,615 --> 00:00:31,866 He's pretty cool. 11 00:00:31,908 --> 00:00:34,368 Smokes, rides a motorcycle. 12 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,204 - And why were you following him? 13 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,372 - 'Cause he was winning and I was losing, 14 00:00:38,414 --> 00:00:39,707 and I ain't a loser. 15 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,250 - We just want to know how he's doing it. 16 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:42,710 - I wanted to see if he would go on break 17 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,712 and take off his shirt and drink some iced tea 18 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:46,381 and spill a little on his chest. 19 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:47,965 - But we didn't learn anything. 20 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:49,592 - Walked away empty-handed. 21 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:51,177 - Shirt stayed on the entire time. 22 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,929 What a fucking tease. 23 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,305 - So then, you didn't discover 24 00:00:54,347 --> 00:00:56,391 that Carlos Ramirez was secretly raising snakes 25 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:57,517 out of the maintenance shed? 26 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,976 - What? 27 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,603 - Cheating motherfucker! 28 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:03,689 - Well, Mr. Ramirez seems to think that you found out 29 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,900 and burned the snake shed down for revenge. 30 00:01:05,942 --> 00:01:07,318 - He thinks we did that? 31 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,736 Does that mean he knows who I am? 32 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:11,322 Does he know my name? Tell me exactly what he said. 33 00:01:11,364 --> 00:01:13,282 - Look, obviously, we would have been pissed 34 00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:14,909 if we had known what Carlos was up to, 35 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:17,161 but we wouldn't have set his shed on fire. 36 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:18,830 We would've kept the snakes for ourselves. 37 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,124 - Yes, that's what I said. 38 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:23,000 See? 39 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:24,419 It was all clearly an accident. 40 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,671 Ramirez was using a bunch of the heat lamps 41 00:01:26,713 --> 00:01:28,506 to keep the snakes warm, started a fire. 42 00:01:28,548 --> 00:01:31,384 It's open and shut. - Thank you. 43 00:01:31,426 --> 00:01:32,635 Everybody stuck to the story? 44 00:01:32,677 --> 00:01:34,554 - Fuck yeah, man. I kept it tight. 45 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:35,805 - 100%. 46 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:37,598 Except for when I instantly panicked 47 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,434 and said I was in love with Condom Carl, 48 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,602 and then I made that the core of my alibi. 49 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:44,147 - Fuck, we were all supposed to say the same fucking thing. 50 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,565 - I'm sorry. I got flustered. 51 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,692 And sex sells. - Sells what? 52 00:01:47,734 --> 00:01:49,068 - I don't know. I'm flustered. 53 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,904 - It doesn't matter. They think it was an accident. 54 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:52,864 We're in the clear. 55 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:54,824 - Hey there, team! 56 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:57,118 Sorry to startle. 57 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,203 Jim Gallant, AIS. 58 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,205 Jim Gallant, AIS. 59 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:03,082 Jim Gallant, AIS. 60 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:04,250 - What's "AIS"? 61 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,752 - Alvertus Insurance Syndicate. 62 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,796 We had a policy with the Family Fun Times Adventure Park, 63 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:12,550 so we're gonna take a pretty big hit on this fire. 64 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:14,469 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 65 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,804 - Well, thank you for saying that. 66 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:20,349 But it'll be fine because once I prove one of you did it, 67 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:22,393 AIS is off the hook. 68 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,645 - Yeah, well, we didn't do shit, Jimbo. 69 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:27,106 - Here, let me give you one of my cards. 70 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:30,860 Now, you peanuts better not stick around too much, 71 00:02:30,902 --> 00:02:32,945 or I might get a payday. 72 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,322 [laughs] 73 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,990 I'm just joking. 74 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:38,826 Oh, you're a fun crew. 75 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,828 I'm pumped! 76 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,038 Who's pumped? 77 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,041 [tense music] 78 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:47,251 * * 79 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:49,712 - So how are you feeling about Jim Gallant? 80 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:51,672 I thought he seemed pretty nice. 81 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:54,675 - He's trying to put us in prison, Jillian G. 82 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,844 I don't feel like you get a great read on people. 83 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:59,055 - Oh, definitely not. I get tricked a lot. 84 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:00,223 - You know what this is? 85 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,766 It's the universe punishing me. 86 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:03,893 I got greedy and tried to steal those snakes, 87 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:05,853 and now I have to pay. 88 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:07,438 - But we all have alibis. 89 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,315 Corby's gonna say that he saw Brock at home 90 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,525 the night of the fire. 91 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,068 And I'll have my friend Scary Steve 92 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:13,361 say he saw me in my billboard. 93 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:14,695 - Who's Scary Steve? 94 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:16,614 - He's just a guy at the parking lot. 95 00:03:16,656 --> 00:03:20,993 He always bangs on my car and says, "Good night, bitch." 96 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,829 We can trust him. - [sighs] 97 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,288 - And you've got someone at the gym, right? 98 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,623 - I didn't see anyone, 99 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:27,875 but you have to enter a time in the logbook, 100 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,712 and I said I got in two hours before I actually did. 101 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:32,380 - See? Everything's okay. 102 00:03:32,422 --> 00:03:34,257 [phone rings] 103 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,676 - Oh, it's Nessa. Give me a sec. 104 00:03:36,718 --> 00:03:37,885 Hey, baby. What's shaking? 105 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:39,554 - Hey, Dad, I was just calling 106 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,055 to make sure you were planning on voting today. 107 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:42,807 - Oh, shit. Today is the election. 108 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:44,434 Uh, yeah, I'll get over there if I can. 109 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:46,060 - Dad, it's historic. 110 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:49,897 It's the single most important election of my lifetime. 111 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,315 - You're 11 years old. 112 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:53,151 It's the third election of your lifetime. 113 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,695 - If you don't vote and I lose the right to my uterus-- 114 00:03:55,737 --> 00:03:58,406 - Ah, don't put your uterus on the table like that. 115 00:03:58,448 --> 00:03:59,741 I'm trying to win this snake hunt, 116 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,659 and I haven't caught anything today, so-- 117 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:04,328 - Fine, I'll keep making my calls. 118 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,456 I wonder who's next. 119 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,249 Ooh, Marco. 120 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,417 - [growls] Marco. 121 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:10,918 - He's so engaged with this stuff. 122 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,920 I'd be surprised if he hasn't voted already. 123 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:16,883 - Nessa, look, I promise I will find my polling place and I-- 124 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,468 - I already checked. It's the same as Mom's. 125 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,094 We're on our way. I'll send a pin. 126 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:21,512 Meet you there. Bye. 127 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:23,556 [line clicks] 128 00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:25,767 - Fucking democracy. 129 00:04:29,062 --> 00:04:31,939 All these people here to vote? 130 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,649 It's gonna take forever. 131 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:36,444 Well, I'm sorry about this. 132 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:37,737 I know it's a drag, 133 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:39,655 but it means a lot to Nessa that I'm here, 134 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:41,282 and I can't let her down. 135 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,450 - Plus, you've got to beat Marco. 136 00:04:42,492 --> 00:04:44,494 - No, I'm here for Nessa. 137 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,704 I don't care about Marco. 138 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:50,500 - I mean, it's okay, but you're kind of obsessed with him. 139 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,710 He's all you've talked about for the whole ride over. 140 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:54,337 - I talked about Vanessa too. 141 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:58,132 - As Marco, as part of your very long impression of him. 142 00:04:58,174 --> 00:05:01,135 I'm not sure you're allowed to do that accent, by the way. 143 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:03,429 - I'm not obsessed with Marco! 144 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:06,766 [funky music] 145 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:07,975 [sighs] 146 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:13,648 * * 147 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:16,192 - Dad, you made it! 148 00:05:16,234 --> 00:05:17,568 - [chuckles] Aw. 149 00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:19,904 - Hey, Camille. 150 00:05:19,946 --> 00:05:21,864 - I printed you a voter's guide. 151 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:24,700 - It's Hillary versus Trump. Seems like a easy choice. 152 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:26,536 - Yeah, but do you know who's running for comptroller? 153 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:28,246 - No. Do you know what a comptroller does? 154 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:29,372 - No. - Okay. 155 00:05:29,414 --> 00:05:30,790 Well, I'll take your guide, 156 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:33,960 but I want to acknowledge that we are both uninformed. 157 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,795 - I will not be acknowledging that. 158 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:36,671 - [chuckles] 159 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:38,881 - Here we go! Hey, kiddo. 160 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:40,842 - Hey, Marco. - I brought waters. 161 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:44,512 - Oh, look. It's Camille's friend. 162 00:05:44,554 --> 00:05:46,013 Love your teeny duffels. 163 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:48,516 - These are ultra-light camping chairs. 164 00:05:48,558 --> 00:05:50,685 18 ounces, including the stuff sack. 165 00:05:50,727 --> 00:05:51,978 - You're a stuff sack. 166 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,146 - What was that? 167 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,064 - I said, you're a stuff sack. 168 00:05:55,106 --> 00:05:57,650 But I said it quietly because you weren't meant to hear it. 169 00:05:57,692 --> 00:06:00,611 - Well, I just want my ladies to be comfortable. 170 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:02,655 Did you bring anything? 171 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:05,032 - I brought myself, 172 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:08,202 which is meaningful because I should be out working. 173 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:11,038 - Any by "working," you mean nailing snakes to your hand? 174 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,957 - Sorry I couldn't be a valve salesman 175 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:15,251 like you, Marco. 176 00:06:15,293 --> 00:06:17,628 - [vocalizing] - Of course. 177 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:20,923 - Okay, so let's go over this guide. 178 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:22,050 - No, no, no, no! 179 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:24,552 You don't get to stay. That's cutting! 180 00:06:24,594 --> 00:06:25,887 I didn't switch shifts 181 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,181 to have someone come and cut in front of me. 182 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,557 - Ma'am, this is my family. 183 00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:31,309 - Bullshit! 184 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,061 He's the dad. She's the mom. 185 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:35,063 You're just somebody who want to cut. 186 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:36,647 - He is not the dad. 187 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:40,109 - He brought them chairs. He brought them water. 188 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:41,736 He's the dad. 189 00:06:41,778 --> 00:06:43,529 - Thank you for your support, Jackie. 190 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,697 - Who the fuck is Jackie? 191 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:46,115 - She's my line friend. 192 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:50,912 - Just go to the back and wait your turn. 193 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,873 - Fine. Fine. I'll go to the back. 194 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:56,125 Everybody's gotta listen to Jackie, 195 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,585 mayor of fucking Line Town. 196 00:06:57,627 --> 00:06:59,545 Her word is God. 197 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:04,467 - Hello? Angelica? 198 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,598 What the fuck? 199 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,642 [dogs barking] Oh, no. 200 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:15,103 No. Please, no. I'm dropping. I'm dropping. 201 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,063 Look, I've dropped! I've dropped! 202 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:18,898 No, please! Please! - It's okay, my angels. 203 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,483 You're okay. - Please, stop! 204 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:22,777 - Jillian, stop scaring your sisters. 205 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:25,405 - I didn't bring keys in this time. 206 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:27,115 - [whistles] 207 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:30,827 [sighs] 208 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:34,539 The way you treat my girls in their home. 209 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,706 - [sighs] 210 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:41,170 Did you Photoshop the dogs over me in that picture? 211 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:44,132 - Your father never got to meet the girls before he passed. 212 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:46,300 I wanted a picture of us as a family. 213 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:48,010 - Couldn't you have just put them next to me, 214 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:49,804 and then we would have all been in it together? 215 00:07:49,846 --> 00:07:51,806 - I'm not a computer expert, Jillian. 216 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:54,225 I don't know the answer to that. 217 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:57,145 - Okay, well, I guess I'll just scoop up my mail. 218 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:58,771 Sorry I let it pile up. 219 00:08:00,356 --> 00:08:03,568 Wait, this is what you sent all those texts about? 220 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:04,819 There are only three letters here. 221 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:07,321 This is just a flyer for a party barge. 222 00:08:07,363 --> 00:08:11,617 - I can't keep holding space for you in my space, Jillian. 223 00:08:14,162 --> 00:08:17,123 [tense music] 224 00:08:17,165 --> 00:08:20,585 * * 225 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,545 - Craig, hold up. 226 00:08:22,587 --> 00:08:24,672 [sighs] You can slow down, you know? 227 00:08:24,714 --> 00:08:26,966 - My pace, my business. 228 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:29,427 Why you walking all up on me, Marco? 229 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:32,680 - No, I came here to tell you that I got offered a new job. 230 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:34,057 - But still valves, though. 231 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:35,391 You can't turn your back on valves. 232 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:36,517 Valves need you. 233 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,769 - It's a good job. 234 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:39,979 A promotion with a big raise. 235 00:08:40,021 --> 00:08:41,939 But it's in Columbus, Ohio. 236 00:08:41,981 --> 00:08:44,442 - Mm, well, don't come back now, you hear? 237 00:08:44,484 --> 00:08:46,360 - I want Camille to come. 238 00:08:46,402 --> 00:08:48,696 I asked her to marry me. 239 00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:50,740 - Oh. Okay. 240 00:08:50,782 --> 00:08:53,201 So what's Vanessa gonna do without her mom? 241 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:56,204 - No, Vanessa will be coming with us. 242 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,580 - The fuck you say? 243 00:08:57,622 --> 00:08:58,831 Camille's okay with this? 244 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,291 - Camille's not sure. 245 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,876 She was worried about how you'll react, 246 00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:04,796 so I need you to tell her that it's fine. 247 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:06,422 - It's not fine. You're not taking my daughter 248 00:09:06,464 --> 00:09:09,592 to dipshit Columbus, Ohio, fucking Valve Town, USA. 249 00:09:09,634 --> 00:09:11,010 They don't even have a sports team. 250 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:12,512 - They have the Blue Jackets. 251 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,471 - Who the fuck are the Blue Jackets? 252 00:09:13,513 --> 00:09:14,722 - It's an NHL team. 253 00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:15,765 - You are not making my daughter 254 00:09:15,807 --> 00:09:16,974 a hockey fan, Marco! 255 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:18,851 - I'm actually gonna double my salary. 256 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:19,894 - Congratulations. 257 00:09:19,936 --> 00:09:21,396 What you gonna make now, 40 grand? 258 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:23,314 - I'm gonna make $120,000. 259 00:09:23,356 --> 00:09:26,067 - [stammers] 260 00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:30,321 So? Well, still, it's valves. 261 00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:31,406 It still sucks. 262 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:33,449 - I can afford to give your daughter 263 00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:36,244 a life that you will never be able to give her. 264 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:39,455 If you could think of anyone but yourself, 265 00:09:39,497 --> 00:09:40,957 you'd want this to happen. 266 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,588 - Ouch. 267 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,090 [sucks teeth] 268 00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:51,426 That was like watching a puppy with a pig's ear. 269 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,219 You got torn to bits. 270 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:54,429 [chuckles] 271 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,806 Hey, remember me? 272 00:09:56,848 --> 00:09:58,975 Jim Gallant, AIS. 273 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:05,231 - What the fuck? Are you following me? 274 00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:06,524 - [chuckles] Of course not. 275 00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:07,900 That would be harassment. 276 00:10:07,942 --> 00:10:09,902 I'm just here to vote. 277 00:10:09,944 --> 00:10:13,072 [sighs] 278 00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:14,657 But it is a happy coincidence 279 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:17,368 because AIS does have a few questions for you. 280 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:18,619 - I don't have to answer any questions. 281 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,621 You're not a cop. - Actually, I am a COP. 282 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:24,000 A completely optimistic person. [chuckles] 283 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,461 Now, you told the police that your friend, Ms. Glopp, 284 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,379 dropped you off at-- 285 00:10:28,421 --> 00:10:30,089 - Oh, I gotta talk to my family for a second. 286 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:31,924 I'll be right back. 287 00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:34,427 [tense music] 288 00:10:34,469 --> 00:10:36,179 - I'll hold your spot, bud. 289 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:38,014 [cackles distantly] 290 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:42,226 - No, no, no. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 291 00:10:42,268 --> 00:10:43,394 Could I just talk to my daughter 292 00:10:43,436 --> 00:10:45,188 for one second please, Jackie? 293 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:48,649 My daughter and my ex-wife and her fat boyfriend? 294 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,694 Hey, baby, listen, I gotta get out of here. 295 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,529 - What? Dad, you can't leave. 296 00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:55,406 - You asked me to come, and I came. 297 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:58,076 This hasn't been a pleasant experience for me. 298 00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:04,582 - We are still here for you, honey. 299 00:11:04,624 --> 00:11:08,002 - [chuckles] You know what? 300 00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:09,379 Forget I said that. 301 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,963 I'm staying. 302 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:15,968 But we gotta speed this shit up. 303 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:19,430 I'm gonna go see what the holdup is. 304 00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:22,392 [steady hip-hop music] 305 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:28,272 * * 306 00:11:28,314 --> 00:11:30,108 How long is this line? 307 00:11:36,656 --> 00:11:38,366 Excuse me-- - Shh! 308 00:11:41,119 --> 00:11:42,537 - Miss-- - Shh! 309 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:45,998 - Miss, I just-- - Shh! 310 00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:49,752 - I just want to know how long 311 00:11:49,794 --> 00:11:51,170 this entire process is gonna take. 312 00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:53,089 - It took me 4 1/2 hours. 313 00:11:53,131 --> 00:11:55,800 - 4 1/2 hours? Shit! 314 00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:58,177 - I need you to sign here, 315 00:11:58,219 --> 00:12:02,348 then take this ballot and go over to the other line. 316 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:03,891 - Other line? 317 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:10,481 * * 318 00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:13,609 [indistinct chatter] 319 00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:26,789 Fucking democracy. 320 00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:29,876 - [breathing shallowly] 321 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,836 - Take deeper breaths, honey. 322 00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:34,297 - So can they really deport me? - Yes. 323 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,216 Any narcotics-related offense can jeopardize your green card. 324 00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:39,761 - Oh, it wasn't a narcotics-related offense. 325 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,554 I took a pill bottle off a dead man, 326 00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,890 but only because it was his dying wish. 327 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,642 I don't know for sure that Silas was grateful, 328 00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:49,187 but he has visited me several times in my dreams 329 00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,772 and tried to kiss me. 330 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,482 so I don't know if you want to bring that up in court, or-- 331 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,817 - Look, honey, immigration law is nebulous. 332 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:57,487 It really comes down to the judge you get. 333 00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,781 And lucky for you, they all trust me. 334 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,158 They know when I say I'm working with a good kid, 335 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,242 that's a good kid. 336 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:04,410 - Thank you so much. 337 00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:05,661 - And before we get started, 338 00:13:05,703 --> 00:13:07,497 there's just the matter of my fee. 339 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:08,748 It's usually 500, 340 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,500 but I can bump you down to 350 341 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,959 with a ten hour per week minimum, 342 00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:14,045 so you're only looking at $10,000, 343 00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:17,090 unless the holidays slow the process, which they will. 344 00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:18,299 Does that sound good? 345 00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:21,302 [somber music] 346 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:28,101 * * 347 00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,186 - "You won't pay a dime." 348 00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:37,068 - Why are you doing this? 349 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,694 - Why am I doing my job? 350 00:13:38,736 --> 00:13:40,613 I love my job. 351 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,781 - There's no way you get paid enough 352 00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:43,866 to stand in line for hours, 353 00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:45,910 waiting to talk to somebody who's never gonna talk to you. 354 00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:48,287 - Actually, AIS is an industry leader 355 00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:51,332 in employee compensation, pension contribution, 356 00:13:51,374 --> 00:13:52,834 and advancement opportunities. 357 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,962 It's a great American company with a long tradition. 358 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:59,048 - A long tradition of following Black guys to polling stations? 359 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,591 - [chuckles] 360 00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:03,136 I'm glad that we're friends now and we can joke like this. 361 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,638 - We're not friends. - Well, then let's change that. 362 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,433 Quick, two truths and a lie. 363 00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:11,811 For me: I'm Jim Gallant, AIS, 364 00:14:11,853 --> 00:14:13,813 I'm gonna find out who set that fire, 365 00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:16,107 and I'm allergic to dogs. 366 00:14:16,149 --> 00:14:18,484 - I don't-- - The dog one was a lie. 367 00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:20,778 I--I love dogs. [laughs] 368 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,447 I'm allergic to tree nuts. 369 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:23,489 Now you go. 370 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:25,616 You're Craig Foster, 371 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,827 you live in a gym, 372 00:14:27,869 --> 00:14:31,831 and what time did you get back there last Friday night? 373 00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:34,667 - Honestly, I don't know. Check the logbook. 374 00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,670 - I did. It has you getting in at 7:15. 375 00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:40,339 - So I got in at 7:15. We're done. 376 00:14:40,381 --> 00:14:42,633 - Absolutely, but there's one little problem. 377 00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:44,844 I also checked the security footage. 378 00:14:44,886 --> 00:14:46,971 - How? Do insurance men get warrants? 379 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:50,808 - Not usually, but Troy, the gym manager? 380 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,894 - Fucking Troy! - Nice guy. 381 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:56,022 Well, I don't think that Troy much likes you living there. 382 00:14:56,064 --> 00:15:01,110 And the footage shows you getting in at 9:27. 383 00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:02,236 Now, let me think. 384 00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:03,863 You don't have a car, 385 00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:05,364 you weren't at the gym, 386 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:08,159 you weren't with Ms. Glopp. 387 00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,620 Scary Steve said that she was alone in the billboard 388 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:11,954 when he banged on it. 389 00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:15,249 - I just remembered, I was with my daughter. 390 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,876 I had to go to my ex-wife's house 391 00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,961 to talk to her about a problem she's having at school. 392 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:21,005 - [laughs] 393 00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:24,175 Hey now, we got ourselves a new alibi. 394 00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:27,011 That's a fun little development. 395 00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:33,726 - Yeah, so you're gonna be deported. 396 00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:35,853 - No, I spoke to another lawyer 397 00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:38,064 who said that immigration law is nebulous 398 00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:39,857 and it comes down to the judge you get. 399 00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:42,610 - Oh, good to know. Let me jot that down. 400 00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:47,615 - That's a lot of butts. 401 00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:50,284 - Yes, I am a doodler. [chuckles] 402 00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:54,080 - So you didn't know that about the nebulousness already? 403 00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:57,750 - I don't really work in immigration stuff. 404 00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,669 I mostly deal with local issues. 405 00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:02,755 You know, airboat tragedies, Dad's law. 406 00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:03,756 You've heard my jingle. 407 00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:05,466 * She took the kids * 408 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:06,676 * And she took the house * 409 00:16:06,718 --> 00:16:09,303 * And now it's time to get revenge * 410 00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:10,680 * Dean Trovia * 411 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,517 You haven't heard it? 412 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:17,103 - No, it's--it's catchy, though. 413 00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:18,688 - Look, you can become a specialist 414 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,273 in anything nowadays. 415 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:21,566 Watch. 416 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:24,694 I'm just gonna search for "green card" 417 00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:27,363 and "drug misdemeanor," and... 418 00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:31,284 The Internet's out! [chuckles] 419 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,786 You get the idea. 420 00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:37,957 Now then, there's just the matter of my fee. 421 00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:40,960 - Oh, but your billboard said, "You won't pay a dime." 422 00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,171 - Mm, yeah, "You won't pay a dime" 423 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:44,505 is from when we're suing somebody 424 00:16:44,547 --> 00:16:45,798 and we're gonna take their money. 425 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,426 You know, real law. Good law. 426 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:51,512 For your type of shit, there's a $7,000 upfront retainer, 427 00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:54,390 and that's against an hourly rate of 350 bucks. 428 00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:55,808 You gotta pay the best to be with the best, 429 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:57,226 you know what I mean? 430 00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:09,363 - Is that your ex-wife up there? 431 00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:10,865 I think I'll hop over 432 00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:13,034 and see if she'll corroborate your alibi. 433 00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:15,328 - Um, yeah, that's her, 434 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,163 but Camille wasn't there Friday night. 435 00:17:17,205 --> 00:17:18,956 It was just me and my daughter. 436 00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:21,000 - Oh, well, I'll just go talk to Vanessa. 437 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:24,629 - No, you can't talk to my 11-year-old. 438 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,422 How do you even know her name? 439 00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:28,257 Who are you? 440 00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:30,551 - Jim Gallant, AIS? 441 00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:31,844 But look, if you're uncomfortable, 442 00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:33,012 I'm sure the cops would be happy 443 00:17:33,054 --> 00:17:34,222 to have this conversation 444 00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,099 now that your story has changed. 445 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,184 They can bring Ness in through proper channels. 446 00:17:38,226 --> 00:17:41,020 - No, no, no, no. Let's--let's not do that. 447 00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:43,439 - Yeah, well, I guess I can see 448 00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:46,609 how involving your daughter in a police matter 449 00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:50,530 might send someone running off to Columbus, Ohio. 450 00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,698 [cackles] 451 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,117 - I'll go get my kid. 452 00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:55,701 - Mm-hmm. 453 00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:58,704 [tense music] 454 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:01,749 * * 455 00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:04,043 - Hey, fam. Marco. 456 00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:05,628 Hey, can I talk to Vanessa for a sec? 457 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,463 - Yeah, but can you take me to the bathroom first? 458 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:08,923 - Yes, absolutely. 459 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:10,633 - Really have to pee. I drank too much water. 460 00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:13,219 - Yeah, that's my influence. 8 ounces eight times a day. 461 00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:14,929 - So you're bragging about liking water now? 462 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,305 - I'm bragging about being healthy. 463 00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:17,724 - You're bragging about being thirsty. 464 00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:20,351 - Dad, I have to go. - Let's go. 465 00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:22,979 - You really gotta stop with Marco. 466 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,231 You two fight like sisters. - I know. 467 00:18:25,273 --> 00:18:26,858 I'll try, but more importantly, 468 00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:28,735 have I ever told you about lying? 469 00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:30,778 I feel like you're at the age where I can tell you, 470 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,740 sometimes it's good to lie-- 471 00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:34,907 what the fuck? 472 00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:37,368 - Oh, I'm sorry to startle. 473 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,662 If you're using the facilities, I thought I'd join. 474 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,247 - Dad? - It's okay, honey. 475 00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:45,001 This is my...friend. We met in line back there. 476 00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:47,253 - My name is Jim, but you can call me George 477 00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:51,007 because, boy, am I curious about this "lying" thing. 478 00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:52,091 - Go on in, baby. 479 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,551 I'll be out here when you get back. 480 00:18:56,429 --> 00:18:58,973 Are you going for creepy all the time? 481 00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:00,266 'Cause you fucking nailed it. 482 00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:03,603 - I said, "Sorry to startle," and I meant it. 483 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:07,190 I just need to make sure that you're not coaching a witness. 484 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,107 - A what? 485 00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:09,942 - Oh, good. Marco's here. 486 00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:11,527 I'm sure he has an amazing reason why. 487 00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:14,280 - Yeah, I saw this stranger following Nessa to the bathroom 488 00:19:14,322 --> 00:19:15,948 and I wanted to make sure everything is okay. 489 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,325 - Oh, everything is great. 490 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:21,204 I'm Jim Gallant from Alvertus Insurance Syndicate. 491 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:23,289 I was interviewing Mr. Foster here 492 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,459 about his role in a probable arson... 493 00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:27,877 - What? 494 00:19:27,919 --> 00:19:29,837 - And I need to confirm his alibi with his daughter. 495 00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:32,298 - Wait, his alibi involves Nessa? 496 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,592 - He said he was at your house, in fact. 497 00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:39,972 Last Friday night between the hours of 7:15 and 9:27. 498 00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:44,811 - Yes. 499 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,730 Yeah, Craig is always around. 500 00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,273 He loves to intrude. 501 00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:51,275 - [chuckles nervously] I do. 502 00:19:51,317 --> 00:19:54,779 - And you're sure about that time line? 503 00:19:54,821 --> 00:19:56,697 Those hours specifically? 504 00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:58,825 - Mm-hmm, whenever Craig is around, 505 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,701 I look at the clock a lot. 506 00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:02,161 - [laughing] He does. 507 00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:04,789 - Ah, well, if you think of anything else 508 00:20:04,831 --> 00:20:07,917 or you realize you were mistaken, 509 00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:09,877 I'll be back in line. 510 00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:11,379 [chuckles] 511 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,676 - What was that? - That was a huge favor. 512 00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:17,969 - Thank you. 513 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,637 Marco, look, I know we had our differences-- 514 00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:22,640 - No, no, I don't give a shit. I didn't do this to be nice. 515 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:24,892 I saved you ass, and now you're gonna tell Camille 516 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,561 that you're okay with us moving to Ohio. 517 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,271 And if you don't, 518 00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:32,442 I'm gonna tell your friend I was mistaken about Friday. 519 00:20:32,483 --> 00:20:33,943 Your choice. 520 00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:35,486 - [sighs] 521 00:20:43,995 --> 00:20:47,123 [tense hip-hop music] 522 00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:49,625 * * 523 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,377 - [clicks tongue] - Don't pinch! 524 00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:53,337 - Camille. 525 00:20:53,379 --> 00:20:55,173 Camille. 526 00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:58,301 I think Craig has something he'd like to say to you. 527 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:03,681 - I know Marco asked you to marry him 528 00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:05,808 and y'all are thinking about moving to Columbus. 529 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,727 - Who's moving to Columbus? 530 00:21:07,769 --> 00:21:09,479 - Oh, it's a great city, honey. 531 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,563 Guy Fieri is from there. 532 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,523 They actually made a petition 533 00:21:12,565 --> 00:21:15,359 to rename it Flavortown. 534 00:21:15,401 --> 00:21:16,986 - Okay... 535 00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:18,696 - I was gonna jump in with my own comment there, 536 00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:20,865 but I wanted you to see that reaction, Marco. 537 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,493 - Camille, please. 538 00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:25,036 I know you're not saying yes 539 00:21:25,078 --> 00:21:28,706 because you're worried if I can handle Vanessa leaving. 540 00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,708 And I appreciate that, 541 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,753 but I have to say... 542 00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:38,674 * * 543 00:21:38,716 --> 00:21:41,260 Good. Don't move to dumbass Ohio. 544 00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:42,845 - We had a fucking deal, you asshole! 545 00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,097 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 546 00:21:44,138 --> 00:21:45,390 I'm interfering with your dream of moving 547 00:21:45,431 --> 00:21:47,308 to the most boring state and becoming more boring. 548 00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:48,351 - I am not boring. 549 00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:49,769 I'm actually 15 classes away 550 00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:51,145 from getting my pilot's license. 551 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:53,106 - What you gonna do with a pilot's license, Marco? 552 00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:55,566 You don't have a plane. - You can rent a plane. 553 00:21:55,608 --> 00:21:57,693 - Ooh, plane by the hour. 554 00:22:02,323 --> 00:22:05,618 - Of course it's about him. It's always about him! 555 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:08,996 You let this loser guilt you into doing whatever he wants. 556 00:22:09,038 --> 00:22:11,874 - Hey, my dad's not a loser. He's an entrepreneur. 557 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,042 - Thanks, baby. 558 00:22:14,627 --> 00:22:17,088 - You brought this on yourself. 559 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,464 Where's the insurance guy? 560 00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:20,383 Insurance guy! 561 00:22:20,425 --> 00:22:23,010 Insurance guy! - Marco. 562 00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:24,429 - Insurance guy! - Over here. 563 00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:26,139 - Marco. - Jim Gallant, AIS. 564 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,891 - I was wrong. Nobody came over last Friday. 565 00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:30,810 Uh, Camille was at a school thing, 566 00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,270 I was watching "Ray Donovan," 567 00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:34,981 and Craig, I don't know where Craig was, 568 00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:38,151 but he sure as shit wasn't with us. 569 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:39,485 - Wow. 570 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:42,447 Looks like this cool cucumber has gone dill, 571 00:22:42,488 --> 00:22:45,783 because we got ourselves one big old pickle. 572 00:22:46,868 --> 00:22:48,828 [dogs growling] - I dropped. 573 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,830 I fucking dropped! 574 00:22:50,872 --> 00:22:52,498 Here I am. I dropped. God damn it! 575 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:53,666 - [whistles] 576 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,251 - I don't know what you want from me. 577 00:22:55,293 --> 00:22:56,419 [paws retreat] 578 00:22:56,461 --> 00:22:58,671 - Are you back only to torture my girls? 579 00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:01,090 - No, I might get deported 580 00:23:01,132 --> 00:23:02,842 and I need money to hire a lawyer. 581 00:23:02,884 --> 00:23:04,469 - Ooh, call What's-His-Name. 582 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,929 * She took the kids, she took the house * 583 00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:08,514 - Dean Trovia. Yeah, I tried him. 584 00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:10,141 Even he's too expensive. 585 00:23:10,183 --> 00:23:11,559 - Hmm. 586 00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:13,269 - I just need a loan. 587 00:23:13,311 --> 00:23:15,313 - It's not a loan if I'll never get paid back. 588 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:16,814 - But you will. 589 00:23:16,856 --> 00:23:19,358 I'm in this snake hunt, and when me and my partner win, 590 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,195 we're gonna invest the prize money in our business. 591 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,322 - Can't you just use your prize money to pay the lawyer? 592 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,699 - I would, but I promised my partner 593 00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:28,618 I'd invest the winnings in his idea. 594 00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:29,869 - Is that in writing? 595 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,496 - Well, no, but we shook hands. 596 00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:32,872 It felt very official. 597 00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:34,457 I used my business voice. 598 00:23:34,499 --> 00:23:36,751 - Well, then, you have a decision to make: 599 00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:39,879 help yourself and fuck him over, 600 00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:42,382 or help him and fuck yourself over. 601 00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:45,301 [solemn music] 602 00:23:45,343 --> 00:23:46,469 Your choice. 603 00:23:46,511 --> 00:23:49,680 * * 604 00:23:49,722 --> 00:23:51,724 - No, we are not doing this in front of my family. 605 00:23:51,766 --> 00:23:53,559 I have your card. I'll call you later. 606 00:23:53,601 --> 00:23:56,145 - Mr. Foster, I'm going to give you one last chance 607 00:23:56,187 --> 00:23:57,647 to answer my questions. 608 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,024 - Nessa, baby, I gotta go. 609 00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,859 - Where were you, Mr. Foster? 610 00:24:01,901 --> 00:24:05,905 Where were you last Friday until 9:27 611 00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:07,448 when you returned to the gym? 612 00:24:07,490 --> 00:24:10,201 The gym where he lives, by the way. 613 00:24:10,243 --> 00:24:12,870 - [laughs] Okay. God, that's perfect. 614 00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:14,122 - Why are you telling them that, man? 615 00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:17,750 - Because I'm fucking sick of this shit. 616 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:21,921 I wasted my whole day on this stupid fucking case. 617 00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:23,506 - I thought you loved your job. 618 00:24:23,548 --> 00:24:26,426 - Love my job? I hate my fucking job. 619 00:24:26,467 --> 00:24:27,927 You know what I love? 620 00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:30,930 I love playing guitar. I'm in a band. 621 00:24:30,972 --> 00:24:33,182 I'm actually missing a rehearsal right now, 622 00:24:33,224 --> 00:24:34,350 and the guys are getting pissed 623 00:24:34,392 --> 00:24:35,893 because it's the third straight time 624 00:24:35,935 --> 00:24:37,145 that I've had to bail, 625 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,272 and we've got a gig coming up next week. 626 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,399 But I'll probably miss that too 627 00:24:41,441 --> 00:24:44,652 because there'll probably be another dumb-fuck arsonist 628 00:24:44,694 --> 00:24:47,488 trying to cover up some other dumb-fuck crime, 629 00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:50,074 and I'll go to Jim and ask for a day off, 630 00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:53,119 but Jim doesn't care about Battle of the Bands. 631 00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:57,165 Jim only cares about climbing the AIS corporate ladder. 632 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:58,791 - Your boss is named Jim too? 633 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:00,501 - Yeah, and it's fucking confusing. 634 00:25:00,543 --> 00:25:03,254 And he gets my emails, so I have to go by a nickname, 635 00:25:03,296 --> 00:25:05,339 and they all call me J-Bone. 636 00:25:05,381 --> 00:25:08,134 And you're gonna tell me where you were that night. 637 00:25:10,136 --> 00:25:11,471 - "He was with me." 638 00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:13,139 - No, he wasn't, sweetie. 639 00:25:13,181 --> 00:25:15,016 We've already established this. 640 00:25:15,058 --> 00:25:17,185 - No, not "me" me. 641 00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:19,270 I'm translating. Mom. 642 00:25:27,195 --> 00:25:29,906 - What? No. No, you were at a school thing. 643 00:25:33,910 --> 00:25:35,369 - What is she saying? 644 00:25:35,411 --> 00:25:37,663 - She was with me at the motel, is what she's saying. 645 00:25:37,705 --> 00:25:41,042 She's been cheating on Marco with me, is the thing. 646 00:25:41,084 --> 00:25:44,212 - No, you--you wouldn't. 647 00:25:49,592 --> 00:25:51,344 - What is she saying? - Well, Jackie, 648 00:25:51,386 --> 00:25:52,845 she's saying we've been fucking on Fridays. 649 00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:54,430 - You don't have to translate that! 650 00:25:54,472 --> 00:25:56,474 - Wow. 651 00:25:56,516 --> 00:25:59,769 You don't want Camille's voice to be heard. 652 00:25:59,811 --> 00:26:02,355 Wow. 653 00:26:04,065 --> 00:26:05,400 - You know what? 654 00:26:05,441 --> 00:26:06,692 Fuck you, 655 00:26:06,734 --> 00:26:08,111 fuck this election, 656 00:26:08,152 --> 00:26:10,905 and fuck all of you. 657 00:26:10,947 --> 00:26:12,740 I'm taking my chairs 658 00:26:12,782 --> 00:26:15,743 and I'm fucking...leaving. 659 00:26:15,785 --> 00:26:18,704 [tense music] 660 00:26:18,746 --> 00:26:21,374 * * 661 00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:24,168 - Seems a little complicated to fold up. 662 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:27,588 - Ow! Fucking... 663 00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:30,133 fuck. 664 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:31,718 - Okay, then. 665 00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:34,554 Well, I'll be leaving now, 666 00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:38,850 try to get to my band rehearsal. 667 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:41,894 I can email you about our gig, if you're interested. 668 00:26:41,936 --> 00:26:44,188 - That's okay. 669 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:45,940 - [smacks lips] Okay. 670 00:26:48,484 --> 00:26:50,111 - [sighs] 671 00:26:50,153 --> 00:26:51,821 Well, this day turned the fuck around. 672 00:26:51,863 --> 00:26:54,031 - Are--are you two-- 673 00:26:54,073 --> 00:26:56,075 no, I can't ask that question. 674 00:26:56,117 --> 00:26:58,161 Okay. Um... 675 00:26:59,662 --> 00:27:03,583 Are you two getting back together? 676 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:04,792 - No, baby. No. 677 00:27:04,834 --> 00:27:06,127 No? Actually, I-- 678 00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:09,130 - That's a firm no. No. That's right. 679 00:27:20,558 --> 00:27:22,977 - He is annoying. That's what I've been saying. 680 00:27:27,273 --> 00:27:30,443 - It was a mini-golf. 681 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:35,364 - They have free Wi-Fi. 682 00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:40,411 - [sighs] 683 00:27:44,332 --> 00:27:47,168 - Really? I'm not guilting you into this? 684 00:27:51,756 --> 00:27:54,133 - I like normal. 685 00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:57,220 - You sure you don't wanna call it? 686 00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:58,679 It's been a long-ass day. 687 00:27:58,721 --> 00:28:00,723 - No, Dad. 688 00:28:21,619 --> 00:28:24,539 [phone buzzes] 689 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:27,500 [birds singing] 690 00:28:30,837 --> 00:28:33,089 - "Mille's." 691 00:28:35,508 --> 00:28:37,635 "Not like that." 692 00:28:40,430 --> 00:28:42,265 Oh, shit. 693 00:28:42,306 --> 00:28:45,268 [relaxed music] 694 00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:46,811 * * 695 00:28:46,853 --> 00:28:50,565 - Yo, Big C. Cregory. 696 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:51,607 What's goodie? 697 00:28:51,649 --> 00:28:53,735 - I see you. 698 00:28:53,776 --> 00:28:55,153 Nice ride. 699 00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:56,446 Why are you all dressed up? 700 00:28:56,487 --> 00:28:59,615 And what kind of favor do you need at dawn? 701 00:28:59,657 --> 00:29:00,742 - A big one. 702 00:29:00,783 --> 00:29:03,745 [dramatic music] 703 00:29:03,786 --> 00:29:07,331 * * 704 00:29:07,373 --> 00:29:10,209 [Modulations' "This Old World Is Going Down"] 705 00:29:10,251 --> 00:29:13,296 [funky music] 706 00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:15,798 - * Standing on shaky ground * 707 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,884 * * 708 00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:20,678 * This old world is going down * 709 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,638 * Aha, aha * 710 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,892 * Standing on shaky ground * 711 00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:27,477 * Yeah * 712 00:29:27,518 --> 00:29:29,312 * This old world is going down * 713 00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:31,731 * Brother, yeah * 714 00:29:31,773 --> 00:29:33,941 * The world * 715 00:29:33,983 --> 00:29:35,902 * Today, oh * 716 00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:40,239 * Is in so many pieces * 717 00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:42,241 * Uh-huh * 718 00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:45,244 * People searching for * 719 00:29:45,286 --> 00:29:47,705 * So many ways * 720 00:29:47,747 --> 00:29:50,291 * Of releasing * 721 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:55,588 * We're hung up on another drawer * 722 00:29:55,630 --> 00:30:00,134 * Most of us have never seen it * 723 00:30:00,176 --> 00:30:02,428 * How sweet it would be * 724 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:06,015 * To wake up in the morning and find * 725 00:30:06,057 --> 00:30:08,017 * It was all a dream * 726 00:30:08,059 --> 00:30:10,144 * Yeah, yeah * 727 00:30:10,186 --> 00:30:13,147 * Standing on shaky ground * 728 00:30:13,189 --> 00:30:14,774 * Yeah, ah * 729 00:30:14,816 --> 00:30:18,277 * This old world is going down * 730 00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:19,445 * Oh, oh * 731 00:30:19,487 --> 00:30:21,823 * Standing on shaky ground * 732 00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:24,409 * * 733 00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:26,953 * This old world is going down * 734 00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:29,122 * Yeah, oh * 735 00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:31,332 * Yeah, they're gonna get you, you better watch out * 736 00:30:31,374 --> 00:30:33,459 - Not a doctor. Shh.