1 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,057 anchor: And as we look 2 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,433 at Democracy Plaza, NBC News projecting 3 00:00:15,475 --> 00:00:17,393 that Donald Trump is the apparent winner 4 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:18,686 in Florida. - [garbled muttering] 5 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:19,937 anchor: Donald Trump the apparent winner 6 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:21,314 in Florida. It's a state... 7 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,940 - [continued muttering] anchor: That he calls 8 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:24,400 a must win, and he appears... - Can't understand you, boss. 9 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:25,443 - [exhales heavily] anchor: To be winning it. 10 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:26,652 29 electoral votes. - I said, 11 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,696 it's like some New World Order shit, man. 12 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,031 If Trump wins, 13 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,866 it's gonna be fucking bedlam, dude. 14 00:00:31,908 --> 00:00:33,117 The libs are gonna go crazy. 15 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,161 It's gonna be civil fucking war. 16 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,871 Ah, but lucky for you dumb fucks, 17 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:38,122 I come prepared. 18 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:39,582 Check this out. 19 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:42,710 - Cool. A super heavy backpack. 20 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,629 - Oh, yeah. 21 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,131 It's just a simple little backpack, 22 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:48,549 and I'm a tourist girl 23 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,676 out there on my spring break, 24 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,054 strolling around Amsterdam, seeing the sights, 25 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,639 checking out the canals. 26 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,724 Oh, fuck, here comes some Serbian dude. 27 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,643 He's gonna drug me and sell my virginity 28 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,978 on somebody's yacht, except... 29 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,855 boom! [chuckles] 30 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,440 Bulletproof vest, baby. 31 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:07,360 And I'm not some stupid bitch. I'm Rodney Lamonca. 32 00:01:07,402 --> 00:01:08,528 You don't traffic me. 33 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,196 I traffic you, motherfucker. 34 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,906 Auction's on my yacht now! 35 00:01:11,948 --> 00:01:13,491 - Where did you even get these? 36 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:14,992 - Fucking Kickstarter, dude. 37 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,285 It was invented my some marine 38 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:17,912 after getting dishonorably discharged 39 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:19,414 for too many kills. 40 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:20,748 Explain that to me. 41 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:22,250 Ooh, lightning rod. 42 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:24,669 Check this shit out. 43 00:01:24,711 --> 00:01:27,338 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. 44 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:29,674 What the fuck are you doing? - I'ma shoot you, 45 00:01:29,716 --> 00:01:31,175 make sure these motherfuckers work. 46 00:01:31,217 --> 00:01:32,802 - Man, put that down, man. - Just relax. 47 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:33,845 These are safe. 48 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,722 This is level three-plus body armor. 49 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,265 - It's just from Kickstarter. It barely fits. 50 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,599 - Please let me shoot you! 51 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,643 Please, I want to shoot you so badly. 52 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:42,270 - Just put that down, okay? Just put it down. 53 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:43,438 And what the hell, man? Just-- 54 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:46,190 - [groans] Fine. 55 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:47,483 I won't shoot you, you big baby. 56 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,736 - Thank you. - Here. 57 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,195 You're gonna shoot me. - What? 58 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:52,447 - Come on. 59 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,282 - Look, I'm not shooting anyone. 60 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,783 - I'm not afraid. 61 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:57,076 Fear is a reaction. 62 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,619 Courage is a choice. 63 00:01:58,661 --> 00:01:59,912 - Seriously, just-- just cut it out, come on. 64 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,247 - If anything goes wrong, 65 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,999 Noah will say that I made you pull the trigger. 66 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,125 - Rodney, stop. - Come on. 67 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,418 Boss up. - No. 68 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,544 - Listen to me-- - No. 69 00:02:06,586 --> 00:02:08,046 - Boss up, and pull the trigger. 70 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:09,797 - I'm not shooting you. - Boss up and shoot me! 71 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,966 - Stop. Rodney, I'm not-- - Boss up and shoot me! 72 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:13,217 - Rodney! 73 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:14,635 - Boss up and shoot me, you motherfucker. 74 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:15,720 - I'm not-- - Boss the fuck up 75 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:17,096 and shoot me, come on! [gunshot] 76 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,556 - Oh! [grunts] 77 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,939 - [laughs] 78 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,817 I came. Oh, I came! 79 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:31,402 Fuck! Oh. 80 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:34,030 My heart feels like it's been fucking. 81 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,657 - You're--you're crazy, man. 82 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,868 You crazy. - [chuckles] 83 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:40,328 Haters call me crazy. 84 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,038 Smart people call me for advice. 85 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,164 Martin Luther King said that. 86 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,332 - I'm pretty sure Martin Luther King 87 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,542 didn't talk about haters. - Yeah he did. 88 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:47,919 It was his whole thing. 89 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,629 Racists are the ultimate haters, dude. 90 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,214 - Rodney... [chuckles] 91 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,715 Shoot me. - Whoo. 92 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:54,258 Look whose hairy little balls finally dropped. 93 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,343 All right. 94 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:56,594 - I'm ready. - [chuckles] 95 00:02:56,636 --> 00:02:58,346 Stand by for the good stuff. 96 00:02:58,388 --> 00:03:01,307 [gunshot] Whoops. 97 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,476 Noah? 98 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:05,228 - What the fuck? What did you do, Rodney? 99 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,688 - [choking] 100 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,360 - Breathe, you motherfucker! 101 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:13,653 Fucking breathe! 102 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,363 Boss up and breathe, you motherfucker. 103 00:03:15,405 --> 00:03:16,364 - He's got a hole in his neck. 104 00:03:16,406 --> 00:03:17,657 I don't think he can "boss up." 105 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,033 - Breathe. Huh? - He got a hole in his neck. 106 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:20,451 He can't "boss up." - Would you shut the fuck up? 107 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:22,412 I don't need that negative energy right now. 108 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:23,955 It's very poisonous, all right, Isaiah? 109 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,873 I'm trying to focus on saving his life. 110 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:27,041 - Brah. - No, no. 111 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,334 - I think you killed him, brah. 112 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,419 - Well, it's 'cause he moved, all right? 113 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:30,837 I was aiming right here, 114 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,047 and he sneezed or some fucking shit. 115 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:34,257 This motherfucker. 116 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,175 Noah with his goddamn weak sinuses. 117 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:37,301 Mm. Fuck. 118 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:39,095 [inhales and exhales] 119 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:40,930 Oh, God, do something. 120 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:45,727 No one needs to know about this, okay? 121 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,353 Nobody can find out what happened here. 122 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,397 Katrina finds out that I killed her son, 123 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:50,648 she's gonna be very upset with me. 124 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:52,191 - What the fuck? What the fuck? 125 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,401 This is your son? 126 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:55,069 - It's her son from her first marriage. 127 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:56,571 - Oh... 128 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:57,864 - And we never would have been in this position 129 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,699 if she would have let me cut him out of our lives. 130 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:00,950 - Okay, you know what? This seems more like a-- 131 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:03,327 like a family issue, so I'ma leave you to it. 132 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:05,079 All right? - Oh. Oh, no. 133 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:07,457 - I'ma head down and get out. - Are you fucking kidding me? 134 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:08,416 Where do you think you're going? 135 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,084 Hey, hey, hey. 136 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:11,294 [chuckles] 137 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,254 Now don't you forget, 138 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,298 it's your fingerprints on this trigger. 139 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,758 - Okay, but then yours, too, 140 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,885 from when you shot him. - [chuckles] 141 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,386 Well, who do you think the cops are gonna believe 142 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,971 when they come strolling in here, huh? 143 00:04:22,013 --> 00:04:25,016 Some common criminal or a celeb business titan 144 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:26,476 who auctions his wife off 145 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,728 at the police gala every year, huh? 146 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:29,854 There it is. 147 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:32,273 There's my big boy's brain working. 148 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,650 So we understand each other? 149 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:36,194 Now, what you're gonna do-- 150 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,528 you're gonna clean up this mess. 151 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:38,988 You're gonna get rid of the body. 152 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:41,949 You're gonna make it disappear like it never happened. 153 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:45,536 'Cause if Katrina finds out about this... 154 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:47,455 that's bad news for me. 155 00:04:47,497 --> 00:04:48,664 And if it's bad news for me, 156 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:52,460 oh, brother, is it big bad news for you. 157 00:04:52,502 --> 00:04:53,961 You understand what I'm implying? 158 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,880 That means I'm gonna kill you. - Okay. 159 00:04:55,922 --> 00:04:56,964 - It means I'm gonna put this... 160 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,509 - Yeah. - Bullet in your brain. 161 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,968 That means I'm gonna paint my walls 162 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:03,346 with your blood. - I fucking get it, man. 163 00:05:03,388 --> 00:05:05,098 - Okay, I'm sorry. It's just, 164 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,475 effective messaging is all about repetition. 165 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:09,519 That's a little sales tip for you. 166 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,145 - Cool, thanks. 167 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:12,980 - Call me when it's done. 168 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:15,983 [subdued music] 169 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:21,406 * * 170 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:22,907 - Fuck. 171 00:05:22,949 --> 00:05:29,872 * * 172 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:49,684 Shit. 173 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:52,729 This motherfucker. 174 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,987 Fix your stupid mess. 175 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,883 [grunts] 176 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:29,098 [cell phone ringing] 177 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:30,683 Ah, shit. 178 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:39,275 Yo. - What's your status? 179 00:06:39,317 --> 00:06:40,860 - Still cleaning up the blood. 180 00:06:40,902 --> 00:06:43,321 It's kind of a lengthy process, you know? 181 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,572 - Okay, I had this great idea. 182 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:46,115 I want you to take Noah's phone 183 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:47,408 and send me a text 184 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,576 that makes it sound like 185 00:06:48,618 --> 00:06:49,535 he's gonna hurt himself, right? 186 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,412 Something like, uh, 187 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,789 "Hey, Dad, I bought a new gun..." 188 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:55,625 [chuckles] "And, uh, I can't wait 189 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,044 "to try it out, but I'm pretty dumb, 190 00:06:58,086 --> 00:06:59,420 so I don't know how to use it." 191 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,130 - Or he could say he's, like, been feeling, like, 192 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:02,548 I don't know, depressed? 193 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,217 - [chuckling] Yeah, he's like, he's gonna kill himself. 194 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,259 That's fucking great. 195 00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:06,928 Just scroll through his texts. 196 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:08,012 You'll see the dumb way he talks. 197 00:07:08,054 --> 00:07:09,806 I gotta go. 198 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,487 - Facial recognition? 199 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:26,447 [sighs] 200 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:29,450 [subdued music] 201 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:32,995 * * 202 00:07:33,037 --> 00:07:34,163 [grimaces] 203 00:07:34,205 --> 00:07:37,583 * * 204 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,253 [phone beeps] [grunts] 205 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:44,006 Okay. 206 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:50,179 * * 207 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:55,977 "Hey, Dad. Been feeling kind of down. 208 00:07:56,018 --> 00:08:00,106 Might go away for a while. Love you." 209 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:06,988 * * 210 00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:10,950 [cell phone ringing] 211 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:15,121 Yo. - [chuckles] Hey. 212 00:08:15,163 --> 00:08:17,915 That read beautifully. I bought that bullshit. 213 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:19,333 And if you need more inspiration 214 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,169 to not fuck this up, 215 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,129 check your messages. 216 00:08:26,716 --> 00:08:28,301 - The fuck? 217 00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:35,016 - "Always remember my golden rule: 218 00:08:35,058 --> 00:08:37,643 do unto others until they do unto you." 219 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,854 Rodney Lamonca said that. 220 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:42,398 Copyright Rodney Lamonca. 221 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,941 "Mo' money, no problems." 222 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:45,693 That's a quote from Rodney Lamonca. 223 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,195 Copyright Rodney Lamonca. 224 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,370 - [grunts] 225 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:59,207 [tense music] 226 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:04,170 * * 227 00:09:04,212 --> 00:09:06,381 God, fuck. 228 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:09,300 * * 229 00:09:09,342 --> 00:09:10,426 Come on. [door slams] 230 00:09:10,468 --> 00:09:17,600 * * 231 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:34,742 [grunts] Motherfucker. 232 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:49,006 [grunting] Okay. 233 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:54,804 [engine revs] 234 00:09:54,846 --> 00:10:01,978 * * 235 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:12,947 - Where's your helmet? 236 00:10:12,989 --> 00:10:15,199 - Yeah, um, I only had one, 237 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:17,785 and my buddy needed a ride home. 238 00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:19,704 You know, it's his birthday. 239 00:10:19,746 --> 00:10:21,456 He might have overdid it a little. 240 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,666 Sucks being a DD. 241 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,176 - Wear your helmet next time. 242 00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:38,973 [announcer talking indistinctly on phone] 243 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:43,436 - Oh, damn. 244 00:10:43,478 --> 00:10:46,022 Looks like somebody got lucky. [chuckles] 245 00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:49,192 - [grunts] 246 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:57,700 Aw, shit. That's a dead man. 247 00:10:59,202 --> 00:11:00,411 - I gotta go to the hardware store. 248 00:11:00,453 --> 00:11:02,997 Watch him for me. 249 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:04,749 - Wait-- 250 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,045 What's good, dead man? 251 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,675 - * Hold up * 252 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,677 * How you gonna say you 'bout to blow up? * 253 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,845 - Now, don't put too much in there, 254 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:19,263 or else it's gonna be too heavy. 255 00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:20,640 - I--I--I'm sorry. 256 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,309 Is drowning corpses an area of expertise for you? 257 00:11:23,351 --> 00:11:25,019 - Well, you know I did install that basketball hoop 258 00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:27,939 for my nephew that one time. 259 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,482 Seems similar. 260 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:30,900 - * I think you really need to grow up * 261 00:11:30,942 --> 00:11:33,361 * I was gonna get along this the song * 262 00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:35,613 * Gotta make the crowd get lit along * 263 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,865 * Me and bullshitters gonna get along * 264 00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:40,493 * Never known the hand that couldn't get along * 265 00:11:40,535 --> 00:11:42,787 * I was on the ground for a long time * 266 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,836 - [grunting] 267 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:54,841 How long does this shit take to dry? 268 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,926 - It says 40-60 minutes. 269 00:11:56,968 --> 00:11:59,095 - What the fuck am I gonna do for an hour? 270 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:02,181 [phone game noises] 271 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:05,059 All right. 272 00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:06,936 It's gotta be fucking set by now. 273 00:12:06,978 --> 00:12:09,897 Let's see what we got. 274 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,441 Oh, shit. All right. 275 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,153 Oh, shit. 276 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:16,112 I got it. 277 00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:17,572 Help me get him to the car, man. 278 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,282 - Shit, not with my back. 279 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,075 I--I could-- Well, I'm a good watcher. 280 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:21,993 I could watch you, make sure you're doing 281 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,953 a good job, dude. 282 00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:27,582 You're not doing a good job right now. 283 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,250 You're about to drop him. 284 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:32,670 - I cannot put him on my bike like this. 285 00:12:32,712 --> 00:12:33,963 I need to borrow your car. 286 00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:36,924 Yo, pop the trunk? - Oh, he-- 287 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,342 he ain't gonna fit in the trunk, man. 288 00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:39,469 - What you mean he ain't gonna fit? 289 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,971 - I got some new subwoofers put in. 290 00:12:42,013 --> 00:12:43,806 - Subwoofers? 291 00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:46,142 How big are the fucking subwoofers? 292 00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:47,351 - Big. 293 00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:49,854 - Where the fuck am I supposed to put him? 294 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:52,857 [uneasy music] 295 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:59,989 * * 296 00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:04,285 [frogs croaking] 297 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:16,839 * * 298 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,914 Hey, no, no, no no. No, no, no! 299 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,459 Fuck! 300 00:13:57,922 --> 00:14:00,341 - [indistinct muttering] 301 00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:03,803 [grunting] 302 00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:06,305 [breathing heavily] 303 00:14:16,274 --> 00:14:18,526 Yo, Big C. 304 00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:20,778 Cregory. What's goodie? 305 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,947 - I see you. - [chuckles] 306 00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:24,532 - Nice ride. 307 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:25,950 Why you all dressed up? 308 00:14:25,992 --> 00:14:27,660 What kind of favor you need at dawn? 309 00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:29,328 - A big one. 310 00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:33,499 - What the fuck? 311 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:34,876 What the fuck, Zay? 312 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,210 Why are you chauffeuring around a dead body 313 00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:38,880 in a pimpmobile? - This is your fault. 314 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,131 I've been working with Rodney Lamonca... 315 00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:41,090 - What? - And I wouldn't even 316 00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:42,216 have met his crazy ass 317 00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:43,342 if you hadn't invited me to Dominine. 318 00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,094 - Youinvited you to Dominine. 319 00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:47,096 And you only went so you could hustle the attendees. 320 00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:48,514 - Why are you hung up on a business conference 321 00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:49,849 from yesterday when there's a body 322 00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:51,184 in your driveway now? 323 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,310 Now come one, we've gotta live for the moment. 324 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,561 We got a mess on our hands. - "We"? 325 00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,229 I don't have anything to do with this. 326 00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:57,857 - Well, actually-- 327 00:14:57,899 --> 00:14:58,941 I don't know how to say this. 328 00:14:58,983 --> 00:15:00,068 I thought I could control Rodney. 329 00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:01,027 All right? I thought he was an idiot. 330 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:02,195 And he is. 331 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,362 And I've seen him do some scary shit. 332 00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:04,489 And if I don't get rid of this body, 333 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:05,406 he gonna hurt me, Craig. 334 00:15:07,784 --> 00:15:09,077 And you, and Nessa-- 335 00:15:09,118 --> 00:15:10,578 - What the fuck are you talking about, Zay? 336 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,164 - He texted me this. 337 00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,415 - A photo of Nessa and me? 338 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:15,917 Rodney Lamonca texted you that? 339 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,377 - I don't know where he got it from, 340 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:18,920 and I don't even know how he even knows about you guys, 341 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,546 but if--if I don't-- [sighs] 342 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:21,798 Look, I'm so sorry, man. 343 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:22,799 I never wanted you to be a part of this, bro. 344 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,967 I'm so-- - Shit, shit, shit. 345 00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:28,971 Camille. What's up, girl? 346 00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:32,100 - [vocalizing] 347 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,732 - Sh--she wants to know why you're all dressed up. 348 00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:43,236 - Um, I was at a rooftop party with Pitbull, 349 00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,071 and I tried to leave, but Pitbull made me stay. 350 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:46,239 You know how Pitbull is. 351 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,950 - Anyway, we gotta go. Brother business. 352 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,083 - * Overtime, push, got a point to prove * 353 00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,543 - Dear Black Jesus, 354 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,962 please do not let us get caught with this dead white man 355 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,505 in this stupid gold car. 356 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:06,092 In Black Jesus' name we pray. Amen. 357 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,677 - You finished? 358 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:08,970 Now will you please help me figure out 359 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,471 what we're gonna do with this dude? 360 00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:12,432 - It's gonna be a pretty fucking short conversation, 361 00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:13,558 considering I don't know anything 362 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:15,601 about how to dispose of a body. 363 00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:17,061 - Except the whole reason I came to you 364 00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:18,396 is because you're actually mad qualified 365 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,189 to wingman with me on this. 366 00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:21,774 See, we're gonna feed this dead man to a snake. 367 00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,317 - What? 368 00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:24,694 - Ain't that what your whole python hunt is for? 369 00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:25,945 Ain't these fuckers eat, like, everything up? 370 00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:27,280 Why not this dude? 371 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,115 - I don't even know if they eat humans. 372 00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:30,783 They eat, like, rats and alligators, 373 00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:31,951 and one time a baby, I think, 374 00:16:31,993 --> 00:16:32,994 but I didn't want to watch that video, 375 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,120 so I don't know. [phone ringing] 376 00:16:34,162 --> 00:16:35,580 Shit, it's Jillian G. 377 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,165 We're supposed to go snake hunting this morning. 378 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,583 - Okay, well just tell her that something better popped up. 379 00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,126 - Well, I don't want to hurt her feelings. 380 00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:41,377 - Her feelings? [scoffs] 381 00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:43,421 What is with you and this girl? 382 00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:44,380 - Nothing. 383 00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:46,090 I like her. She's my friend. 384 00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:47,341 She's loyal and good. 385 00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:48,801 - Loyal and good. What is she, a knight? 386 00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:51,596 - She just doesn't think my dreams are stupid, okay? 387 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,723 [phone ringing] 388 00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:54,766 What's up, Jillian? 389 00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:57,185 - What's going on, partner in crime? 390 00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:59,395 It's fun how we can say that now and mean it 391 00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:02,190 because we committed the crime of arson. 392 00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:03,983 - We don't have to talk about that. 393 00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,318 - But I thought you said you took care of 394 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,028 the insurance guy? - That is correct. 395 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:08,196 But I'm in the car with Isaiah, 396 00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:10,323 and we are on speaker. - Oh. 397 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,658 Hi, Isaiah. 398 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,410 When I said arson before, 399 00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:16,621 I was speaking metaphorically. 400 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:18,831 Business fires. You get it. 401 00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:19,832 - Not really. 402 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:22,168 - The flames of industry. 403 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:23,836 - Anyway, I know we were supposed to go hunting, 404 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,254 but I'm feeling sick, 405 00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:27,006 and Zay is taking me to urgent care. 406 00:17:27,048 --> 00:17:28,174 - Oh, no, what's wrong? 407 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:30,009 - Just got a terrible headache. 408 00:17:30,051 --> 00:17:31,219 - I once had a headache 409 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,137 that lasted for an entire month. 410 00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:34,764 Turned out I had aluminium poisoning 411 00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:37,266 from eating too many old cans of beans. 412 00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:38,518 - I don't think that's the case here. 413 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,144 - You should definitely get it looked at 414 00:17:40,186 --> 00:17:41,729 and eat fewer beans. 415 00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:44,399 Fewer beans and newer beans. That's my motto. 416 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,775 - Thank you, Jillian G. 417 00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:47,151 Look, I'm sorry to bail on you like this. 418 00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:48,361 - Not a problem. 419 00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:50,488 And let me know if you need anything. 420 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,073 - Gee, that took long enough. 421 00:17:52,115 --> 00:17:54,867 Now will you please Google "Will snake eat white boy?" 422 00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:56,661 - Not under those search terms. 423 00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:59,247 "Pythons' jaws are connected by flexible ligaments, 424 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,457 "allowing them to swallow animals 425 00:18:01,499 --> 00:18:04,460 up to six times their size." - Mm. 426 00:18:04,502 --> 00:18:06,170 - "Their stomach acids can dissolve bone..." 427 00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:07,380 - Okay. - "Flesh..." 428 00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:08,715 - Yes. - "And feathers completely..." 429 00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:10,550 - All right. - "In a matter of weeks." 430 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:11,801 - Aw, yeah. 431 00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,428 That's some "Breaking Bad" shit right there. 432 00:18:13,469 --> 00:18:15,471 That's what I'm talking about. Who needs bathtub acid? 433 00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:17,765 - All right, slow down, Walter not-White. 434 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,559 "While pythons can sometimes eat people, 435 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,145 "the restricting factor is human shoulder blades 436 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,813 because they're not collapsible." 437 00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:24,981 - We'll just cut the dude up. 438 00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,399 - Oh, is that what we'll do? 439 00:18:26,441 --> 00:18:27,984 "We'll just cut the dude up"? 440 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,110 - I see. 441 00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:30,319 Language getting a little too real? 442 00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:31,988 Okay, what if I were to say, 443 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,656 "we gonna break him down like a box"? 444 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:35,116 - Not better. - Roll him like a tenderloin? 445 00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:36,242 - No. - Fold him in half 446 00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:38,244 like a pizza slice. 447 00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:39,287 - Yeah, let's go with the pizza slice. 448 00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,621 - [chuckles] My man. 449 00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:42,749 - Ah, there are other problems. 450 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:45,835 "Pythons can't digest clothing made of synthetic fabrics." 451 00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:47,295 - Okay, we just strip the dude naked 452 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,296 and burn his clothes. 453 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:49,630 - "When swallowing, 454 00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:51,716 "pythons need to reduce friction. 455 00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,551 "If the meal is too big, they will be unable 456 00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:56,220 to get it down without lubrication." 457 00:18:56,262 --> 00:18:59,348 - There's a simple solution for that. 458 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:02,351 - How simple? 459 00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:05,688 - I-- 460 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,690 What can I say? I'm nuts about coconuts. 461 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:08,941 [knocking on window] 462 00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:10,568 - Craig, get snacks! 463 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:13,321 - What? - Snacks! Food snacks. 464 00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:16,741 - Snacks? Seriously? 465 00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:19,660 [sighs] 466 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,207 - Aw, shit. 467 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,875 Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse. 468 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,460 - What? What happened? 469 00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:29,128 You got the onion flavor. 470 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,713 You know I only fuck with smokehouse. 471 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:34,133 - We have a dead body in the back seat, Zay. 472 00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:35,468 Can you please take this seriously? 473 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,011 - I'm just trying to get through this, brah. 474 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:38,304 Let me do me. 475 00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:42,809 So this is my big bro's office. 476 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,936 - We should be far enough out now. 477 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,771 - Time to get naked, my man. 478 00:19:46,813 --> 00:19:49,482 - Can we at least leave his underwear on? 479 00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:50,608 - That depends if his undies are made 480 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,110 out of synthetic fabric, doesn't it? 481 00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,986 - [sighs] 482 00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:55,279 - Oh, ho, ho. 483 00:19:55,321 --> 00:19:57,532 All-natural cotton briefs. 484 00:19:57,573 --> 00:20:00,910 This is huge for us. Why you not smiling? 485 00:20:00,952 --> 00:20:03,079 Oh, it's because you hate being in the swamp 486 00:20:03,121 --> 00:20:04,664 with a naked corpse? I see. 487 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:07,583 - Can we lube him up already? - Yeah, yeah, for sure. 488 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:11,796 For sure, get my man nice and slick-- 489 00:20:11,838 --> 00:20:13,423 Seriously, Cregory? Coconut oil? 490 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:15,216 - I thought the snakes might like the scent. 491 00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:17,301 - This shit is rock hard. It's useless. 492 00:20:17,343 --> 00:20:18,803 - One of us can melt it with our hands. 493 00:20:18,845 --> 00:20:20,513 The other one slathers it on his body. 494 00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:22,348 - You had one job to do, and you failed at it. 495 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:24,183 Matter of fact, two jobs, two failures. 496 00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:26,686 I forgot about the Funyuns. 497 00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:28,229 - Oh, well, then if those were my only jobs, 498 00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:29,981 then I should leave because-- - Craig? 499 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:36,738 Craig! Is that you? - Shit. 500 00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:43,077 - Craig! 501 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:44,245 - Jillian G.! 502 00:20:44,287 --> 00:20:45,371 [softly] You done yet? 503 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,498 - Almost. - Hurry up. 504 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:48,583 - Craig! 505 00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:51,335 I can hear you, but I can't see you. 506 00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:53,588 - Me too, Jillian G. 507 00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:54,839 - Y'all did arson together. 508 00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:56,924 Y'all crime friends. Just tell her what's up. 509 00:20:56,966 --> 00:20:58,926 - I'm not gonna get another innocent person 510 00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:01,137 caught up in this, Isaiah. 511 00:21:01,179 --> 00:21:03,097 - Hey! - Hey. 512 00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:04,432 - I saw that gold car, 513 00:21:04,474 --> 00:21:05,975 so I pulled over to check it out, 514 00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:07,226 and then I heard you talking. 515 00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:08,686 I thought you were sick. 516 00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:09,687 - I--I was. 517 00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:11,147 But then my headache went away. 518 00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:14,275 - Something better came up. 519 00:21:14,317 --> 00:21:17,153 - Something better? - Not better. Different. 520 00:21:17,195 --> 00:21:18,946 - Look, Jillian, the truth is, 521 00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:21,199 we're out here having an emotional conversation 522 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,575 about our dad's death. 523 00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:23,701 Shit's getting earnest. 524 00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:25,703 Might be hard for you to relate. 525 00:21:25,745 --> 00:21:27,371 - Are you kidding? 526 00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:28,831 My father died. 527 00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,166 I've been waiting forever 528 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,335 for Craig to open up about this to me. 529 00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:33,836 Do you guys ever get that feeling 530 00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:36,464 where you see a homeless man on the street, 531 00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:38,174 and he's got a really thick beard, 532 00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:40,468 but underneath it could be your dad? 533 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,220 And you know it isn't, 534 00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:43,971 but you still invite the guy to lunch. 535 00:21:44,013 --> 00:21:46,432 And then he starts fighting the dogs at the café, 536 00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:48,309 so you've got-- - What do you need, Jillian G.? 537 00:21:48,351 --> 00:21:50,978 - Um, well, if you're feeling better, 538 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,356 we should probably get back to the hunt, right? 539 00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:55,942 I mean, I don't want to be a nag, you know? 540 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,194 I'm a guy's girl. I'm cool. 541 00:21:58,236 --> 00:22:01,280 Football, hanging out, cigars. 542 00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:03,324 But we are really far behind. 543 00:22:03,366 --> 00:22:06,035 And I know Condom Carl got disqualified, 544 00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:08,037 but we're coming in third. 545 00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:10,206 We're losing to Lou from Tampa. 546 00:22:10,248 --> 00:22:11,541 - Can we talk about this later? 547 00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:14,168 - Okay, but, um, I really need us to win 548 00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:16,587 and then to start the business and for that to become 549 00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:18,423 very successful very quickly, 550 00:22:18,464 --> 00:22:19,924 because something has come up, and it's-- 551 00:22:19,966 --> 00:22:21,968 - Yeah, stuff comes up, Jillian G. 552 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,428 Stuff comes up for all of us. 553 00:22:23,469 --> 00:22:25,138 I can't deal with everyone else's shit. 554 00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:26,556 Your problems aren't my problems. 555 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,099 I'm sorry, but they're not. 556 00:22:28,141 --> 00:22:29,767 - No. It's fine. 557 00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:31,519 I can take it. I'm tough. 558 00:22:31,561 --> 00:22:33,938 Do you not hear my rugged Australian accent? 559 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:36,107 - Just go home. 560 00:22:36,149 --> 00:22:38,568 - You don't want me here. 561 00:22:38,609 --> 00:22:40,194 It's lucky I'm so tough and Australian, 562 00:22:40,236 --> 00:22:42,780 because, uh, this might be sort of a difficult moment 563 00:22:42,822 --> 00:22:47,618 for a more sensitive person or an American. 564 00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,871 Bye. 565 00:22:56,794 --> 00:22:59,505 - Fuck. I feel so bad. 566 00:22:59,547 --> 00:23:00,548 She's like the only friend 567 00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:02,133 I've made in my adulthood. 568 00:23:02,175 --> 00:23:04,093 - You shouldn't feel bad. 569 00:23:04,135 --> 00:23:05,178 You should feel embarrassed. 570 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,013 One friend ain't enough friends. 571 00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:09,182 I have 17 friends. 572 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:11,059 - Stop fucking making jokes. 573 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,393 - Okay, simmer down. 574 00:23:12,435 --> 00:23:13,728 - Simmer down? 575 00:23:13,770 --> 00:23:15,438 Which part should I simmer down about? 576 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,315 The dead body we about to break down like a box? 577 00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:18,691 - No, we went with the pizza plan. 578 00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,485 - That's not better. - You love pizza. 579 00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:22,904 - It's all just mutilating a corpse. 580 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:25,364 Fuck, Zay. My life is in danger. 581 00:23:25,406 --> 00:23:27,366 My daughter's life is in danger. 582 00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:29,327 - Oh, damn. 583 00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:30,661 I did say that, didn't I? 584 00:23:30,703 --> 00:23:34,123 Well, uh, good news: that's not real. 585 00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:35,666 - What? 586 00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:37,502 - Yeah, Rodney doesn't know anything about you or Nessa. 587 00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:39,295 You can relax. 588 00:23:39,337 --> 00:23:40,838 - What about the picture he texted? 589 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,298 - I took that. 590 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,758 Look, here. 591 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,551 Here's the text of what Rodney 592 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:47,678 actually sent me. 593 00:23:51,474 --> 00:23:53,351 - You lied to me? 594 00:23:53,393 --> 00:23:55,853 About Nessa? 595 00:23:55,895 --> 00:23:57,647 [sighs heavily] 596 00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:59,565 Oh, I was so scared. 597 00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:01,401 Zay, what the fuck is wrong with you? 598 00:24:01,442 --> 00:24:02,360 Why didn't you just tell me the truth? 599 00:24:02,402 --> 00:24:03,444 I would have helped you. 600 00:24:03,486 --> 00:24:04,821 - Really? 601 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:06,406 You won't even bring me to the airport. 602 00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:07,573 - I was in Orlando. 603 00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:08,866 You gave me five minutes' notice. 604 00:24:08,908 --> 00:24:09,867 - Still said no. 605 00:24:09,909 --> 00:24:12,036 - I'm always taking care of you, 606 00:24:12,078 --> 00:24:13,287 ever since we was kids. 607 00:24:13,329 --> 00:24:14,539 - Yeah, that's the thing. 608 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,583 You think that, but you didn't. 609 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,419 Were you at my first basketball game? 610 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:20,795 - Yes. 611 00:24:20,837 --> 00:24:22,547 - My graduation? - Yes. 612 00:24:22,588 --> 00:24:24,090 - When I lost my virginity, Craig? 613 00:24:24,132 --> 00:24:25,466 - No. - Mm-hmm. 614 00:24:25,508 --> 00:24:28,177 - Agh! - Oh, my God, man. 615 00:24:28,219 --> 00:24:29,387 You're so fucking dramatic. 616 00:24:29,429 --> 00:24:31,389 - You're so fucking immature. 617 00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:32,849 Always with the jokes. 618 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,475 Even when Dad died. - Here we go. 619 00:24:34,517 --> 00:24:35,518 Here we go with this shit. 620 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,978 - You switched out the hymnal pages 621 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:38,104 at his funeral. 622 00:24:38,146 --> 00:24:40,356 Grandma almost sang "Fuck tha Police." 623 00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:41,315 - That would have been pretty funny. 624 00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:43,693 - Our father was lying in a box, 625 00:24:43,735 --> 00:24:45,737 and you didn't give a shit. 626 00:24:45,778 --> 00:24:47,488 You've never given a shit about anyone 627 00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:49,699 or anything. You're a fucking sociopath. 628 00:24:49,741 --> 00:24:52,326 I swear to God, if you were not my brother, 629 00:24:52,368 --> 00:24:53,578 I wouldn't even fuck with you. 630 00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:55,705 - Man, you really-- 631 00:24:55,747 --> 00:24:57,707 you really believe that? You think I didn't care 632 00:24:57,749 --> 00:25:00,043 that my dad died when I was ten years old? 633 00:25:00,084 --> 00:25:01,085 - You never showed it. 634 00:25:01,127 --> 00:25:03,254 - It was the worst day of my life. 635 00:25:03,296 --> 00:25:04,797 I just wasn't sobbing like you. 636 00:25:06,883 --> 00:25:07,842 - Then why didn't you talk to me about it? 637 00:25:07,884 --> 00:25:12,555 - Because I was fucking mad. 638 00:25:12,597 --> 00:25:14,432 I was mad at you for snitching on me 639 00:25:14,474 --> 00:25:16,476 with that fucking Jolly Rancher. 640 00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:19,187 I was mad at Pops for even going back into that store. 641 00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:20,772 I was mad at Mom for marrying a-- 642 00:25:20,813 --> 00:25:26,152 a fucking loser who didn't have a dime to his name. 643 00:25:26,194 --> 00:25:29,405 I was mad at that-- that lowlife piece of shit 644 00:25:29,447 --> 00:25:31,574 who shot him. But I knew--I knew, 645 00:25:31,616 --> 00:25:33,242 even as a kid, that if I let it, 646 00:25:33,284 --> 00:25:35,703 that anger would bury me. 647 00:25:35,745 --> 00:25:37,163 It would drag me into the dirt. 648 00:25:37,205 --> 00:25:39,749 So yeah--so yeah, I-- I stuffed it down. 649 00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:41,417 And I put on my fucking armor, 650 00:25:41,459 --> 00:25:43,252 and I told my fucking jokes. 651 00:25:43,294 --> 00:25:46,255 [soft music] 652 00:25:46,297 --> 00:25:49,801 * * 653 00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:53,679 Man, but armor don't stop every bullet, man. 654 00:25:53,721 --> 00:25:56,432 My anger's still there, and I've carried it with me 655 00:25:56,474 --> 00:25:57,975 my entire life. 656 00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:04,816 So-- so since you're wondering-- 657 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:05,983 since you're wondering, Craig, 658 00:26:06,025 --> 00:26:09,362 that's what the fuck is wrong with me. 659 00:26:09,404 --> 00:26:10,822 I didn't ask for this pain. 660 00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,407 I didn't ask for that dead body, either. 661 00:26:12,448 --> 00:26:13,950 But now I've got them both, and I don't know how 662 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,910 to get rid of either fucking one. 663 00:26:19,247 --> 00:26:21,332 - Zay... - Fuck. 664 00:26:21,374 --> 00:26:22,667 - Listen-- 665 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:28,423 - I'm listening. - Shh, shh, shh. 666 00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:30,258 [snake gulping] 667 00:26:36,681 --> 00:26:37,890 I guess we not gonna have to fold him up 668 00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:38,850 after all. 669 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:43,354 - So we good? 670 00:26:43,396 --> 00:26:44,814 - I don't know. 671 00:26:44,856 --> 00:26:47,024 This shit seems like it's gonna take a while. 672 00:26:47,066 --> 00:26:49,485 - We talking about the snake or stuff between us? 673 00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:52,321 [snake continues to gulp] 674 00:26:52,363 --> 00:26:54,866 - Both. 675 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,701 - Both. 676 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,084 - Let's give him some space. 677 00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:09,756 [sighs] 678 00:27:09,797 --> 00:27:12,759 [drone buzzing] 679 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,803 [tense music] 680 00:27:15,845 --> 00:27:19,599 Oh, no. - What the fuck? 681 00:27:20,892 --> 00:27:23,728 ["Oh Shit" by The Pharcyde playing] 682 00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:25,313 * * 683 00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,899 - * Oh, shit * - * Oh, shit * 684 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,901 - * Oh, shit * 685 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:32,320 - * Oh, shit * - No! 686 00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:34,447 - * Oh, shit * 687 00:27:34,489 --> 00:27:36,324 - * Oh, shit * 688 00:27:36,365 --> 00:27:38,534 - * Oh, shit * 689 00:27:38,576 --> 00:27:40,828 - Egh. - * Oh, shit * 690 00:27:40,870 --> 00:27:43,081 - * Oh, shit * - * Oh, shit * 691 00:27:43,122 --> 00:27:46,542 - * Oh, shit * - * Oh, shit * 692 00:27:46,584 --> 00:27:48,127 - * Oh, shit * 693 00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:50,880 - * Oh, little Sally Walker sitting in a saucer * 694 00:27:50,922 --> 00:27:52,882 * Oh, how I tossed that ass up * 695 00:27:52,924 --> 00:27:54,217 * Like a mission in the woods * 696 00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:55,927 * Woody Woodpecker would if he could * 697 00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:57,553 * But I didn't wanna pass it up * 698 00:27:57,595 --> 00:28:00,056 * To the next man, had my Walkman bumping * 699 00:28:00,098 --> 00:28:02,350 * On the fifty-yard line and my adrenaline pumping * 700 00:28:02,392 --> 00:28:03,893 * Like a killer thriller driller tiller * 701 00:28:03,935 --> 00:28:05,395 * Out with the Miller brew fill her up 702 00:28:05,436 --> 00:28:06,896 * Took it till the damn Dutch puked * 703 00:28:06,938 --> 00:28:08,439 * Luke Skywalker ain't a sweet talker * 704 00:28:08,481 --> 00:28:10,108 * So I got ill with my lightsaber * 705 00:28:10,149 --> 00:28:11,567 * That came in one fancy flavor * 706 00:28:11,609 --> 00:28:13,945 * My strange behavior led to an outburst * 707 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:16,239 * The night felt good but the day got worse * 708 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,574 * I thought I was alone Slim Tre the stowaway * 709 00:28:18,616 --> 00:28:20,660 * With a brown-eyed bombshell that was dope enough to pay * 710 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:23,121 * I looked over my shoulder and my cover was peeled * 711 00:28:23,162 --> 00:28:24,539 * But my whole school saying "Ooh" * 712 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:25,915 * And I'm busted for real * 713 00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:27,542 - * He came and went at the same time * 714 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:29,711 - * Oh, shit * - * Oh, shit * 715 00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:31,295 - * Oh, shit * 716 00:28:31,337 --> 00:28:32,714 * * 717 00:28:32,755 --> 00:28:34,716 - Son of a bitch, come on! 718 00:28:34,757 --> 00:28:41,889 * * 719 00:28:45,643 --> 00:28:47,687 - Not a doctor. Shh.