1 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:15,016 [glasses clink] - Happy anniversary, babe. 2 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:17,018 Mm. - Yeah, God damn. 3 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,478 15 red-hot years, you know? 4 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,771 And this is gonna be the best one yet. 5 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,064 - Better than the first? 6 00:00:21,105 --> 00:00:23,191 Our honeymoon period? - Oh, come on. Fuck that. 7 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,525 I mean, yeah, maybe our bodies were better, 8 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:25,818 but we didn't know how to use them. 9 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,361 We were just like two seals 10 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:29,197 just slapping against each other. 11 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,282 - Dad, stop. 12 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:32,909 - Sorry, Corby. I forgot you were here, okay? 13 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,912 Forget the thing I said about the seals fucking. 14 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,205 My point is this, okay? 15 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,749 I know my body's a bit more bloated, 16 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:41,292 but so is our bank account. 17 00:00:41,334 --> 00:00:43,211 I'm a manager now. We're buying a house. 18 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,545 Things are starting to come together. 19 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,714 - To things coming together. - Coming together. 20 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,716 [phone ringing] 21 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,385 Oh, sorry. 22 00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:51,636 This is gonna take one second, okay? 23 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:52,512 It's Chuck. 24 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:53,638 He's just probably telling me 25 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,722 that we closed the Stabler deal. 26 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,349 What's up, Chuck? How you doing, bro? 27 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:58,142 - What the fuck, bro? [shouting indistinctly] 28 00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,395 - Oh, okay. Yeah. 29 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:03,272 No, I--I can definitely hear you, Chuck. 30 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,149 Okay. Yeah. All right. 31 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:06,567 Well, why don't you-- why don't you just-- 32 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:09,570 why don't you tell me what's going on? 33 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:11,572 Stop yelling, all right? There was a glitch. 34 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:12,782 - [shouting indistinctly] 35 00:01:12,824 --> 00:01:15,243 - No, I'm not making excuses, okay? 36 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,702 I'm telling you I filled out the paperwork, 37 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,580 so that if it's not in the system, there was a glitch. 38 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:21,874 - You are fucking fired! - Fired? 39 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:25,420 You can't fire me! I've been there for six years! 40 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:26,754 You've been there for six months! 41 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:29,132 Do me a favor! Put Bill on the phone. 42 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:30,591 Oh, you're there? - You're fucking done. 43 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,135 - Well, then, fuck you, Bill! 44 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,553 You ungrateful fuck! 45 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,971 And your dinosaur of a company 46 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,140 is still gonna get swallowed up by Amazon! 47 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,976 Bill, I'm sorry I said that. Bill, I need this job. 48 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,602 Please, Bill! 49 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:43,813 Find it in your heart to forgive me! 50 00:01:43,855 --> 00:01:46,941 Fuck! Fuck! [clattering in bathroom] 51 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:51,154 [clattering intensifies] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 52 00:01:52,739 --> 00:01:55,450 [softly] Hey. 53 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:57,827 How you doing? Yeah. 54 00:01:57,869 --> 00:01:59,328 How you doing? 55 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,875 Yeah. 56 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,293 Great call. Let's do it. 57 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,128 Most expensive thing on the menu. 58 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,546 Veal scallopini. 59 00:02:08,588 --> 00:02:11,299 [chuckling] Yeah. 60 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,467 [inhales deeply through teeth] 61 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,302 Let's get the veal scallopini, huh? 62 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,387 Let's fucking celebrate! Whoo! Yeah! 63 00:02:16,429 --> 00:02:19,348 [upbeat music] 64 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:22,852 * * 65 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:24,520 [soft dramatic music] 66 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,272 I'm not egotistical, 67 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,399 but even I'll admit I'm a star. 68 00:02:28,441 --> 00:02:30,359 They said, "Brock, 69 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:32,153 don't fly too close to the sun." 70 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:33,654 I said, "Why? 71 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:35,156 You afraid I'm gonna melt the motherfucker?" 72 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,324 [chuckles] 73 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:37,492 I'm manly. 74 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,410 I can kill python with my bare hands. 75 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:43,039 Less than 0.1% of the population would even try. 76 00:02:43,081 --> 00:02:44,457 But I'm also sensitive. 77 00:02:44,499 --> 00:02:46,250 I could bake a cake. 78 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:49,087 I cry when I think of my mom's passing, 79 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:52,632 and women eat that shit up. 80 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,634 I got four-quadrant appeal. 81 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:59,514 Kings, queens, teens, tweens, and men. 82 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:02,558 Oh, shit. I guess that's five quadrants. 83 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,186 And you just got the last one for free. 84 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,480 I already got my fan base. 85 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:10,233 I'm just looking for a partner to help me monetize it. 86 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,485 Turn my six-figure follower account 87 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:14,320 into a six-figure income. 88 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:15,363 - Why are you sleeping on the couch? 89 00:03:15,405 --> 00:03:16,948 - Whoa. Sneak attack. 90 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,991 Kinda just strolling up behind people. 91 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,660 Ah, you know, I got a big meeting today, 92 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,204 so I was down here prepping. 93 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,872 Didn't wanna keep your mom up. 94 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:27,458 - But you've been out here for, like, a month. 95 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,044 - It's a really big meeting, you know? 96 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:32,338 - Dad, you know, Ian's parents went to marriage counseling, 97 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,840 and it really helped. 98 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,925 - Oh, really, Corby? Ian? 99 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:37,593 Ian has a wheelie backpack. 100 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:39,345 - Yes, because Ian has scoliosis. 101 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,888 - And they fucking let him get scoliosis, 102 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:43,558 so don't tell me what they did right, okay? 103 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,686 Hey, buddy. Your mom and I are fine. 104 00:03:46,728 --> 00:03:47,812 Rocks. 105 00:03:47,854 --> 00:03:48,896 - All right. 106 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:51,816 - Yeah, that's my guy. [slaps sheets] 107 00:03:51,858 --> 00:03:53,234 That's my guy. 108 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,902 Everything's okay. 109 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:56,821 What kind of products could I promote? 110 00:03:56,863 --> 00:03:58,573 I'm glad you asked. 111 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,867 Picture this: me in a pair of Wrangler jeans. 112 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,327 I'm free balling, my ass is looking great. 113 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:06,497 I'm out there in the middle of the swamp wrangling snakes. 114 00:04:06,539 --> 00:04:07,707 - What are you doing? 115 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:09,917 - Every woman-- oh, it's a big day. 116 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:12,211 I got a meeting with the biggest PR firm in Miami. 117 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:14,756 They called me, by the way. - Wow. 118 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,758 What do you think's gonna come of it? 119 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:19,093 - Think? I don't think. I never fucking think. 120 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:21,929 I know that they're gonna put me with a corporate sponsor 121 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:24,307 and help me start bringing in some real cash. 122 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:25,600 - Well, what about the snake hunt? 123 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,435 - We're a big deal, Robin, okay? 124 00:04:27,477 --> 00:04:28,770 There are a lot of people online 125 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:31,939 that are thriving with way less talent than me. 126 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:35,109 One guy makes 190K a year just letting spiders bite him. 127 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:36,277 - Wow. 128 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,738 Is he, like, really hot or something? 129 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:40,114 - Yeah. 130 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:42,408 Yeah, he's incredibly hot. He used to be an actor. 131 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,910 - [chuckles] - That's not the point. 132 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,370 The point is this is bigger than any fucking snake hunt. 133 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,413 You know what, Corby? Come on. 134 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:50,291 I'ma take you to school. 135 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,709 Hey, yo, check this out. 136 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:53,753 When I go into the meeting and they offer me water, 137 00:04:53,795 --> 00:04:55,588 I'll fucking say, "No way." 138 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:58,299 You know, establish dominance right from the jump. 139 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,385 What you think about that? 140 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:02,762 Corby! 141 00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:04,222 - What? 142 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:05,640 - You know, you might wanna 143 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,266 take a little bit more interest in my career, okay? 144 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:08,726 'Cause when I blow up, 145 00:05:08,768 --> 00:05:10,311 we're gonna be hauling ass to school in a Super Duty. 146 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:14,482 You know the Flo Boys? They just got a McLaren 570GT. 147 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:16,192 - Dad, I don't care what kind of car you drive. 148 00:05:16,234 --> 00:05:17,610 - Oh, yeah, right. 149 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:19,737 You telling me you don't want a Super Duty? 150 00:05:19,779 --> 00:05:20,696 Yeah? 151 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:22,824 You a fucking liar. [chuckles] 152 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,618 Yeah. You want a Super Duty. Come on. 153 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,703 Yeah, you know, um... 154 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,708 Yeah. 155 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:39,215 You know, when I was a kid, I--I worshiped my dad. 156 00:05:39,257 --> 00:05:41,676 You know, I would-- I'd sit in his roofing truck 157 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:43,594 and pretend to be him. 158 00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:46,055 And, uh, and sometimes, 159 00:05:46,097 --> 00:05:51,519 I would bring this little hammer to school. 160 00:05:51,561 --> 00:05:53,980 You know, like a little freak. 161 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,023 When you were born I--I thought, 162 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:58,025 "Man, this kid's gonna look up to me so hard. 163 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,987 "The other kids are gonna bully him, 164 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,823 and that's gonna be rad." 165 00:06:03,865 --> 00:06:07,076 You know, son, I know I haven't given you a ton to idolize, 166 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:10,663 but, um, God, it would sure mean a lot to me 167 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:13,541 if you could occasionally pretend like I matter. 168 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,714 - Did you say something? 169 00:06:19,756 --> 00:06:22,050 - No, I mean, I'm-- 170 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:23,843 yeah, I'm just practicing my pitch. 171 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:25,178 You know? 172 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,513 Imagine me in a pair of Wrangler jeans, 173 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:28,806 and I'm free balling. 174 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:31,476 and my ass looks great. - Okay. 175 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,394 - Yeah, I'm out in the swamp. 176 00:06:34,312 --> 00:06:36,397 - Mr. Tiemeyer, she's ready to see you now. 177 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,399 - All right. Thank you very much. 178 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,692 Hey, I don't want a water! 179 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:40,651 [softly] Okay. 180 00:06:40,693 --> 00:06:41,819 - Sandra Stevens. 181 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:43,446 I specialize in brand integration 182 00:06:43,488 --> 00:06:45,406 and viral marketing. 183 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:46,908 - Brock. - Mm. 184 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:49,619 - I'm not egotistical, but even I gotta admit I'm a star. 185 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,080 They say, "Brock, don't fly too close to the sun." 186 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:53,748 - Yeah, we've watched your videos. 187 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:55,625 We are familiar with your work. 188 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,586 - Oh, okay. Skip the foreplay. 189 00:06:58,628 --> 00:07:00,797 Just go right at it dry. I like that. 190 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,673 What are you thinking about in terms of sponsorship? 191 00:07:02,715 --> 00:07:04,592 Imagine me a pair of Wrangler jeans-- 192 00:07:04,634 --> 00:07:08,513 - Actually, one of our clients is a major tobacco corporation. 193 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,098 - Okay, okay. 194 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:12,600 I have no moral issues working with a cigarette company. 195 00:07:12,642 --> 00:07:14,435 I'm not some little, fucking weird-ass pussy. 196 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:15,853 - Good to know. 197 00:07:15,895 --> 00:07:17,271 - What'd you think? How about this here, right? 198 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:19,273 I kill a snake, I light one up, 199 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:21,609 then I stick it out right on the python's eye 200 00:07:21,651 --> 00:07:24,237 and I say something like, um, like, uh, 201 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:25,822 "You just got smoked, son." 202 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,323 - Actually, are you aware 203 00:07:27,365 --> 00:07:29,826 of the rising popularity of vape pens and e-cigarettes? 204 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,202 They pose a serious threat 205 00:07:31,244 --> 00:07:33,413 to the market aspirations of my client, 206 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:34,956 and we're looking for creative ways 207 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:37,250 to bring negative social attention on the sector. 208 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,043 - Negative social attention? - Social attention. 209 00:07:39,085 --> 00:07:40,378 I'm glad you asked. 210 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:41,671 We'd like to provide you with a vape pen. 211 00:07:41,713 --> 00:07:43,214 Use it once, go on about your day, 212 00:07:43,256 --> 00:07:44,716 hang out with your son, 213 00:07:44,757 --> 00:07:47,135 and then in eight to ten hours, you'll start feeling ill. 214 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,679 - The fuck? - It's nothing too serious. 215 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:51,597 Just little dizziness, little headache, 216 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,975 and then your liver will give out. 217 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:57,645 But don't worry. You won't die. 218 00:07:57,687 --> 00:08:00,273 As long as you get to the hospital in time. 219 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,482 - In time? - Mm-hmm. 220 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,025 - How much time is in time? 221 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:05,486 - You know, I'm gonna have to circle back to you on that, 222 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:06,988 but I can assure you 223 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:09,157 we've got some really great poison guys on this. 224 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:13,411 I mean, Brock, the best. 225 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:14,871 - Wait--no, I-- what--I mean... 226 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,998 [stammering] Why would I do that? 227 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:20,668 - Because we'll pay you. $8,000 for the liver failure. 228 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:23,379 $100,000 if you die. 229 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:25,715 Which you won't, 230 00:08:25,757 --> 00:08:27,050 as long as you get to the hospital in time. 231 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:28,760 - Don't you have some normal sponsors? 232 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:30,553 You know, something like-- like gloves, 233 00:08:30,595 --> 00:08:31,929 or, fuck, I'll even do baby shit. 234 00:08:31,971 --> 00:08:33,181 - We just don't feel like you have 235 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,766 a significant enough following for that. 236 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:36,684 - Yeah, but I got 150,000 subscribers. 237 00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:38,352 - We need at least a million. 238 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:41,439 [phone dings] 239 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:43,816 Would you look at that? This is great news, Brock. 240 00:08:43,858 --> 00:08:46,986 Poison guy says that you'll be totally fine. 241 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:48,362 Huh? Yeah. 242 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:49,489 [phone dings] 243 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,948 Oh, my God. He is such a flirt. 244 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:53,576 [phone dings] Oh, poison guy! 245 00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:55,161 [growls] 246 00:08:55,203 --> 00:08:56,662 - Now, when you're in the swamp... 247 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,082 Oh, what the fuck? 190 views? 248 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:01,375 You realize you're looking for any clues whatsoever. 249 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,211 Come on. [taps keyboard] 250 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:08,716 Well, 1.3 million view-- it was uploaded an hour ago. 251 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:10,259 Come on. [taps keyboard] 252 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:13,096 both: What is up, Flo Boy fam? 253 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,514 - We hope you're staying positive. 254 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,392 We wanna remind you that if you work hard, 255 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:18,935 pursue your dreams, 256 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,562 and have faith in the Lord, good things will happen. 257 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,774 - Now who wants to see Kyle the intern eat some mace? 258 00:09:24,816 --> 00:09:26,692 - Ah, let's go! - [laughs] 259 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:29,612 both: * Oh, Kyle * 260 00:09:29,654 --> 00:09:31,239 - Oh, yes. [chuckles] 261 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,242 both: Mace, mace, mace, mace, mace, mace. 262 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,035 - [sobbing] both: Mace, mace, mace, mace! 263 00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:37,954 - Oh, shit! - [laughs] 264 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,415 - Oh, my. 265 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:42,083 Hey. Hey, Corby! 266 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,085 Corby, come in here. Come on. 267 00:09:44,127 --> 00:09:46,504 Come on, on the hop. Look who it is. 268 00:09:46,546 --> 00:09:48,089 - I don't know that person. 269 00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:49,841 - What? Yeah, you do. Yeah, you--yeah. 270 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:52,051 I'll show you the video. Here. 271 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:55,263 - His name is Kevin Brailing, aka Kev. 272 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,765 But in the world of online influencers, 273 00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:59,392 he's better known as The Kingmaker. 274 00:09:59,434 --> 00:10:01,602 - Kingmaker. God damn it. - He represents channels 275 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,730 with a combined subscriber count of over 120 million, 276 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,857 making him the most profitable social media manager 277 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,275 on the scene today. 278 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,944 - I can get anyone 2 million followers. 279 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:12,071 Take my client "Terry Almost Drowns." 280 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:14,824 She had no brand. Poor thing. [chuckles] 281 00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:16,617 She was just a woman who almost drowned 282 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,412 at a Fourth of July party, but I saw something in her. 283 00:10:19,454 --> 00:10:22,790 She was funny when she almost drowned, you know? 284 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:24,333 And she had a good body. 285 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:25,793 She had that definition 286 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:27,879 that's, like, kind of right in the waist. 287 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,714 There's a word, the-- it points-- 288 00:10:29,756 --> 00:10:30,923 come getters. 289 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,341 And I look at her six months later, 290 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:35,261 she's doing a Super Bowl commercial for Oikos. 291 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,930 She almost drowns, but in Greek yogurt. 292 00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:40,224 - The Kingmaker has made overnight sensations 293 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:44,353 of everyone from frat boy pranksters to ASMR whispers. 294 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,189 - I stay grinding 24/7. 295 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,399 I literally only have time to work 296 00:10:48,441 --> 00:10:50,777 and go shopping and go to the movies 297 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,445 and hang out with friends while on vacation. 298 00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:53,654 - Okay. - Yeah. 299 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,907 - Why are you showing me this? 300 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:57,658 - 'Cause the Kingmaker's in a Flo Boys video 301 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,202 that was uploaded today, which means 302 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,662 the fucking Kingmaker is in Miami right fucking now. 303 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,164 Come on. We gotta find him. 304 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:05,166 - I can't. I have a bio test on photosynthesis tomorrow. 305 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,001 - Photosynthesis? Who gives a shit about-- 306 00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:08,795 the plants eat sun, okay? 307 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,004 Some eat dirt, 308 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:11,839 and the Venus flytrap eats a fly, okay? 309 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:12,965 But then the squirrels, 310 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:13,966 they hatch under the fucking trees. 311 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,259 Biology. It's done, all right? 312 00:11:15,301 --> 00:11:17,720 Now, come on. - Dad, seriously, I can't. 313 00:11:17,762 --> 00:11:19,347 And do you even know where the Flo Boys live? 314 00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:20,473 - Yeah, I know where the Flo Boys-- 315 00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:22,058 everybody knows where the Flo Boys live, 316 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,935 ever since they got doxxed by MixUp and Dash. 317 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,144 - You're a grown man. 318 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:26,521 You shouldn't even know those names. 319 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:28,815 - This is my profession, Corby. All right? 320 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,776 This is what professionalism sounds like! 321 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:33,361 - Your destination is approaching. 322 00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:36,030 - 0.1% of the population would dare even try. 323 00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:40,576 [phone ringing] I can also be sensitive, right? 324 00:11:40,618 --> 00:11:43,496 Go for Brock. - Hi, Brock. Sandra Stevens. 325 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:45,498 Listen, something's come up. 326 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:48,418 Apparently, five boys in Ohio got poisoned while vaping, 327 00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:50,628 like, actually poisoned-- 328 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,088 liver failure, the whole deal. 329 00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:53,548 So we won't be moving forward with the concept. 330 00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:55,717 - Hey, you know what? Hey, hey, hey, do me a favor. 331 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,427 Okay? Lose my number. 332 00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:59,220 All right? Because my life has value. 333 00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,139 Do you understand that? I have a family, 334 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,141 I have talent, and I'm about to pull into a meeting 335 00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:06,269 that's gonna change the course of my entire fucking-- 336 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,947 [sharp ringing] 337 00:12:17,989 --> 00:12:21,117 [voices echoing] 338 00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:23,411 - [distorted voice] Dude. 339 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:24,579 - [groans] 340 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,414 - Holy shit, it worked! He's alive! 341 00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:27,832 - Another epic miracle from the Lord. 342 00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:29,041 - Yeah. 343 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,793 [car alarm blaring] 344 00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:31,878 both: Jesus! 345 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,755 - [grunts] 346 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,423 What happened? 347 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:37,133 - So we got a bunch of unexploded landmines 348 00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:38,384 from Cambodia for a video. 349 00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:40,094 - Yeah, we buried them in the yard 350 00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:42,263 and took turns throwing tennis balls trying to blow 'em up. 351 00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:43,514 - [laughs] Shit was lit. 352 00:12:43,556 --> 00:12:44,932 - Yeah. We thought we hit 'em all, 353 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:47,310 but I guess our numb-nut intern Kyle miscounted. 354 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,853 - Get over here, Kyle. 355 00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:50,438 - Sorry, guys. There was no way for me 356 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,273 to find 'em all without blowing myself up. 357 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:53,691 - Get creative, K. 358 00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:56,277 Use the drone from the comfort of your own bed. 359 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:57,445 - Seriously, Kyle, 360 00:12:57,487 --> 00:12:59,238 if you wanna be a Flo Boy one day, 361 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,615 you gotta do better. - Yeah, man. 362 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,284 - Right now, you're toxic. - Hey, guys! 363 00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:04,452 Guys! 364 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:05,578 [Gary Wright's "Dream Weaver"] 365 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:09,791 - * Ooh, dream weaver * 366 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,502 * I believe you can get me * 367 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,380 * Through the night * 368 00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:18,800 * * 369 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,968 - Fuck Kyle, okay? Who cares? This man is hurt. 370 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:24,055 We need to get him inside. Act your fucking age. 371 00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:25,973 Hey, we got a doctor here. 372 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:29,060 He's gonna take a look at you. You okay? 373 00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:31,687 - I'm doing a lot better now. 374 00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:33,523 - Let's go see Dr. Ben. 375 00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,442 [thud] 376 00:13:36,484 --> 00:13:38,861 - Well, you're lucky you just drove over 377 00:13:38,903 --> 00:13:41,114 the landmine with your rear wheel, 378 00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:42,573 or you'd be vaporized. 379 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:43,991 - Man, seeing someone come so close to death 380 00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,202 makes me want to go live, you know, talk to some fans. 381 00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:47,954 Remind them that we're all in the Lord's hands. 382 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:48,996 - Okay. No, no, no. 383 00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:50,456 No religious videos today, Jordan. 384 00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:52,375 What's my rule? - One for you, one for God-- 385 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,168 - One for me, and then one for God. 386 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:55,586 And then one for God. 387 00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:57,505 - All right, bro. My bad. - How's he doing? 388 00:13:57,547 --> 00:13:59,006 - Yeah, no, I'm fine. 389 00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:00,717 - Let's let Dr. Ben be the judge of that. 390 00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:01,801 [laughs] 391 00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:03,052 Oh, and don't let that shirt fool you. 392 00:14:03,094 --> 00:14:04,512 That's just our corporate sponsor. 393 00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:05,680 He's the best in the biz. 394 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,473 - Well, you're gonna have a headache, 395 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:09,475 and this wrist is gonna hurt you. 396 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:11,394 So I want you to stay hydrated, 397 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:12,812 and I want you to get some rest. 398 00:14:12,854 --> 00:14:15,481 - Yeah, rest. Right. No time for rest. 399 00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:17,859 You know, I gotta be making content 24/7. 400 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,360 - You're a creator? - Oh, yeah. 401 00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:22,613 That's actually why I'm here. 402 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:25,241 I know who you are, Kingmaker. - Aww. 403 00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:29,954 - And I think you and me should be in business together. 404 00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:31,706 - A'ight. 405 00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:33,124 Let's see if your brand speaks to me. 406 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:37,837 - Hey, Brock nation. Oh. 407 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,338 You know the story about-- 408 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,257 say cheese, motherfucker! 409 00:14:41,299 --> 00:14:43,051 No, see, you just--some-- 410 00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:46,054 some you're not really kind of even getting through the intro. 411 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:49,098 So you know, you kind of gotta let 'em gestate and sink in. 412 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,641 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 413 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:54,687 So the average person only watches a video for one second. 414 00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:56,981 So that's all the time you have to grab them up top. 415 00:14:57,023 --> 00:15:00,485 - Yeah, well, I can fucking grab 150,000 subscribers, yeah. 416 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:03,029 - Yeah, I see your stats, but... 417 00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:07,158 It just seems to have plateaued. 418 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,578 - Well, so a couple months ago, my--my mom got sick, 419 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,330 and she went into hospice. 420 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:13,581 - Did you hear yourself? 421 00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:16,084 "My mom got sick and she went into hospice." 422 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,168 Do you hear that? 423 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,628 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - Do you hear that? 424 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,797 There's always an excuse to stop creating. 425 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,715 For example, Jordan and Dylan, 426 00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:25,426 they had the opportunity to meet their birth parents. 427 00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:26,803 - Wow. - Yeah. 428 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,680 And I found out it was gonna take a day of travel 429 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:31,808 and I said, "Fuck you." 430 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,851 - Oh, you just--you said no. - I said no. 431 00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:36,104 - Yeah, "fuck you." Yeah, no. 432 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:37,897 - [inhales deeply] 433 00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:41,526 Okay, you're old, but you have balls, you know? 434 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,777 And you're kind of zaddy, 435 00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:44,654 if we just keep the camera off your legs. 436 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:47,156 Oh, my God, you know who would love you, 437 00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:49,033 is Monica from YouTube. 438 00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:50,618 I should just call her right now, 439 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,120 or I could just go see her in person. 440 00:15:52,161 --> 00:15:54,247 I mean, I can practically walk in there whenever I want. 441 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,790 When you have as many Play Buttons as I do, 442 00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:57,708 you practically get the motherfucking key. 443 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:01,045 - Yeah, fuck yeah. Let's call Monica at YouTube. 444 00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:03,631 - Okay, okay. But if we're gonna do this, 445 00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,174 like if we're gonna really, really do this... 446 00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:06,426 - Yeah. 447 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:07,593 - There's some stuff you might need to change. 448 00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:08,970 - Okay. Like what? 449 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,847 - Well, your shit has to look more professional. 450 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:13,474 Your videos need to look more polished. 451 00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:15,476 - Well, see, my-- my son films me, 452 00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,687 and, you know, I kind of like having him be a part of it. 453 00:16:17,729 --> 00:16:19,939 It's--it's--it's kind of like the one thing 454 00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:22,900 keeping us, you know, together. 455 00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,652 - [mumbling] Fire your son. 456 00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:26,529 [inquisitive music] 457 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,156 - Okay. - Right? 458 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,365 - Right. - Okay. 459 00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:31,117 You just--you need better equipment, okay? 460 00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:32,827 You cannot be shooting shit on a flip. 461 00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:33,995 - Okay. - You need a legit camera. 462 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,496 You need a gimbal. You need a good mic. 463 00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:36,831 - Gimbal's clutch. 464 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:37,957 I been saving up for one of those. 465 00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:39,709 - And we gotta expand your base. 466 00:16:39,751 --> 00:16:42,503 We have to expand your base. Okay, collabs. 467 00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:45,298 You need to be making vids with other content creators, 468 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:48,051 you know, cross-pollinate your sub lists. 469 00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:50,136 - All right, well, you're the man for that, right? 470 00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:51,929 - [laughs] - You got all the contacts. 471 00:16:51,971 --> 00:16:55,058 - Well, I do actually know two people right in this very house 472 00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:57,018 who need to be making something right now. 473 00:16:57,060 --> 00:17:01,439 They didn't do shit today, and Aeropostale's on my ass! 474 00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:04,692 [laughing] 475 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,194 - Hey, are you saying 476 00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:09,781 you want me in a Flo Boys video? 477 00:17:09,822 --> 00:17:11,157 - Consider this your tryout. 478 00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:14,243 [upbeat music] 479 00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,537 - Dude, you cannot wear that in the pool. 480 00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:18,831 - What? Why not? - It costs like 5 grand. 481 00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:20,208 The chlorine will tarnish the gold. 482 00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:23,836 - Oh, shit, you're right. I can't do God like that. 483 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,171 - So wait a minute. 484 00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:28,299 You're, like, a doctor and a makeup artist? 485 00:17:28,341 --> 00:17:31,803 - Well, I have a variety of production jobs. 486 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,721 Doctor. Wardrobe. 487 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:35,181 Keep the house supplied with mini-muffins. 488 00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:37,683 - Yo, gots to have my minimuffs. 489 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:39,185 - He loves the mini-muffins. - Yeah. 490 00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:40,269 - [laughs] 491 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:42,063 - Okay, you guys. So here's the deal. 492 00:17:42,105 --> 00:17:44,190 We need to make a viral video today 493 00:17:44,232 --> 00:17:46,609 that is cute, sexy, funny, adventurous, 494 00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,277 and I'll loop back to the top, viral. 495 00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:49,612 [laughs] 496 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:52,115 And we need to play to Brock's unique skill set. 497 00:17:52,156 --> 00:17:55,410 - Hey, when you say unique skill set, you mean... 498 00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,161 [snake hisses] 499 00:17:57,203 --> 00:17:59,747 Oh, that skill set. - That's AJ. 500 00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:01,416 He's super chill, except when he's not. 501 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:02,917 - AJ's a rattlesnake. 502 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,711 - Yeah, we got him for a prank six months ago. 503 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,087 - Yeah, we put him in Kyle's bed. 504 00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:07,296 - Fucking bit him on the dick. 505 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:09,215 - Ballooned up like a sweet potato. 506 00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:11,426 - Had to pee from a catheter, and he got infected. 507 00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:14,178 - See, rattlers are venomous, and I catch pythons, 508 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,930 which, you know, don't have a venom sack. 509 00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:17,473 - You're a snake hunter. 510 00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:18,975 It'll be fine, and we already all talked about it. 511 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,435 All agreed on the concept. We love it. 512 00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:21,769 Okay, is everyone ready? 513 00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:24,856 Lights, camera, content! 514 00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,691 - What is up, Flo Boy fam? 515 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,234 We love you, and hey, 516 00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:30,236 if you're having a hard time, not anymore. 517 00:18:30,278 --> 00:18:32,280 - Yo, thank you so much to everybody who came out 518 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:34,449 to the water park in Tampa-- it was amazing 519 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:37,744 meeting so many girls with just really long wet hair. 520 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:38,953 All right, so check this shit out. 521 00:18:38,995 --> 00:18:41,080 Remember AJ, the guy that bit Kyle's penis? 522 00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:42,457 - He got out of his cage. [gasps] 523 00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:43,708 - Good thing we've got the guy 524 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,293 who's on top of his snake shit. 525 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,669 - Yo, no, we seriously love this dude 526 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,546 and his twisted-ass videos. 527 00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:49,589 You gotta check out his channel. 528 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,591 What up, brah? 529 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,801 - [stammering] What up, Flo Boy family? 530 00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,595 [clears throat] Um, okay. 531 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,972 The thing about AJ is that he is-- 532 00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:00,808 he's--he's a venomous snake, okay? 533 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,810 So normally I'd have on a pair of gloves, 534 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:04,187 or have some snake tongs-- 535 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:07,190 - Okay, Professor Dork. Just grab it, dude. 536 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,816 - Can you just stay back, please? 537 00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:10,109 All right, here we go. Come on. 538 00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:11,402 Come on, just go. I'll pick you up. 539 00:19:11,444 --> 00:19:13,654 [tense music] 540 00:19:13,696 --> 00:19:14,864 I got you, fucker! 541 00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:16,199 - Oh, shit! - Oh, that was lit! 542 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,492 - Literally sick! 543 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:18,826 - That was savage! - Savage! 544 00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:20,995 Don't you love it when God comes through? 545 00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:22,747 - Welcome to the team. 546 00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:25,041 - [laughs] 547 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,168 - Dear Lord, we thank you for this feast, 548 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,337 and we thank you for our followers. 549 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:32,131 We pray that you grant us increased engagement 550 00:19:32,173 --> 00:19:33,883 across all platforms... - Fuck yeah. 551 00:19:33,925 --> 00:19:35,551 - And give us the strength to develop 552 00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:39,347 the most epic videos that do not result in death. 553 00:19:39,389 --> 00:19:41,724 And please have the girls that slide into our DMS 554 00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:43,559 be over 18 years old. Amen. 555 00:19:43,601 --> 00:19:45,853 - Amen. I like that. - Amen. 556 00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:47,730 - Hey, what it do? 557 00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,190 I need you to sign these release forms. 558 00:19:49,232 --> 00:19:50,900 They just let us use your likeness. 559 00:19:50,942 --> 00:19:52,402 You, you know, acknowledge that you're made aware 560 00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:54,821 of any potential risks while filming, et cetera. 561 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,198 Same old boring shit as always. - Fuck yeah. 562 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,825 - Hey, Kyle, where's your notary kit? 563 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,618 - Yeah, where's your little stamp, Kyle? 564 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,954 - Um, I don't know actually. Haven't been able to find it 565 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,831 since you guys filled my room with all that shrimp. 566 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,374 - Okay, it's actually not funny, Kyle. 567 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:07,792 I need you to find the notary kit right now. 568 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,211 - Oh, yeah. I'm--I'm gonna get it. 569 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:12,547 - So, bro, Brock, you gonna do more vids with us? 570 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,006 - Oh, for sure. 571 00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:15,550 Hell, I can come back tomorrow if you guys are working. 572 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:18,219 - Dude, we're always working, but I have to warn you 573 00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:22,223 we get up, like, mad early, like, 11:45. 574 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,683 - Yo, you should just stay the night. 575 00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:25,560 We have, like, nine empty bedrooms. 576 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:28,646 - I'd like to do that, but I gotta get home and see my kid. 577 00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:31,733 You know, I'ma just get myself an Uber after dinner. 578 00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:33,192 - Uber? [gags] - Gross. 579 00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:34,152 - Why? 580 00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,404 - 'Cause my fucking truck blew up. 581 00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:37,864 - Oh, shit! That's right! 582 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:38,906 - That was so funny. - So funny. 583 00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:40,324 [imitates explosion] 584 00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:43,035 - Fuck it. Just borrow our car. 585 00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:44,495 - Borrow yours? 586 00:20:44,537 --> 00:20:47,790 [hip-hop music] 587 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:50,460 Whoo! 588 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,337 Oh, bam! 589 00:20:53,379 --> 00:20:54,881 Oh! 590 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,842 Oh, yeah! 591 00:20:57,884 --> 00:21:00,261 Oh, my God. 592 00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:02,263 Whoo! 593 00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:05,266 [engine revving] 594 00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:11,856 That's what I'm talking about. [car door beeping] 595 00:21:11,898 --> 00:21:13,274 Oh, yeah. 596 00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:17,278 - Okay, what is going on? 597 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,739 - What's going on is I did it. 598 00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:22,784 The Kingmaker signed me. I flipped the fucking script. 599 00:21:22,825 --> 00:21:25,119 - Yeah. How much did the car cost? 600 00:21:25,161 --> 00:21:26,579 - It didn't cost a dime. 601 00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:29,916 It's a lender from my best friends, the Flo Boys. 602 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,168 - The YouTube teens? - The YouTube teens. 603 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,045 - Babe, what happened to your face? 604 00:21:34,087 --> 00:21:35,838 It's called a fucking smile, babe. 605 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,007 You know what I mean? Yeah. 606 00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:40,802 You're gonna see a lot more of those now, huh? 607 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:43,012 Hey, Corby, 608 00:21:43,054 --> 00:21:45,056 you ever drive 120 miles per hour? 609 00:21:45,098 --> 00:21:48,476 [hip-hop music] 610 00:21:48,518 --> 00:21:50,144 Oh! 611 00:21:50,186 --> 00:21:51,813 - Whoo! - Oh, yeah! 612 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,689 - This is fucking awesome! 613 00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:55,149 - That's right! Oh! 614 00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:57,318 Hey, I'm supposed to go back to the Flo Boys tomorrow 615 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,695 to shoot a video, but if we go now, 616 00:21:59,737 --> 00:22:02,573 yo, they're pretty cool and the pad is sick. 617 00:22:02,615 --> 00:22:03,908 You wanna check it out? 618 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,159 - Yeah, that sounds cool. Let's do it. 619 00:22:05,201 --> 00:22:06,661 - All right, let's do it. 620 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,329 Whoo, baby! 621 00:22:08,371 --> 00:22:09,789 [car revving] 622 00:22:09,831 --> 00:22:11,916 * * 623 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:14,460 [grunts] All right. 624 00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:16,170 Now if that doesn't make your balls tingle, 625 00:22:16,212 --> 00:22:17,964 I don't know what will. 626 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,007 Hey, listen, when we get inside, 627 00:22:20,049 --> 00:22:21,342 I want you to play it cool, okay? 628 00:22:21,384 --> 00:22:22,927 I know it's the Flo Boy mansion, 629 00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:25,179 but I don't want you touching shit or taking any souvenirs. 630 00:22:25,221 --> 00:22:26,431 - I wouldn't. - Yeah. 631 00:22:26,472 --> 00:22:28,391 You say that now, but wait till you see it. 632 00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:30,268 Okay. 633 00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:33,521 - Whoa, Dr. Ben. Que paso, amigo? 634 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:34,856 - I'm actually not a doctor right now. 635 00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:36,190 Brock, I'm doing security. 636 00:22:36,232 --> 00:22:39,402 Kev said if you were to show up, 637 00:22:39,444 --> 00:22:41,320 take the keys, 638 00:22:41,362 --> 00:22:42,697 never let you in the house again. 639 00:22:42,739 --> 00:22:46,743 [tense music] 640 00:22:46,784 --> 00:22:48,411 - The fuck? 641 00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:54,500 - Listen, clearly, 642 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:55,501 there's a little bit of a misunderstand--oh. 643 00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:56,794 - No can do. 644 00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:58,129 - I'm just trying to see the Flo Boys. 645 00:22:58,171 --> 00:23:01,299 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Not this time, buddy. 646 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,425 [tense music] 647 00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:05,553 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 648 00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:08,639 - Corby, let's get a Uber! 649 00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:10,516 [shouts] - No, Brock! 650 00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:12,268 - Hey! Whoa, whoa, hey. 651 00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:14,395 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck? 652 00:23:14,437 --> 00:23:16,189 - You cannot be here. Dr. Ben, what the fuck? 653 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:18,149 - He tricked me. It's not my fault. 654 00:23:18,191 --> 00:23:19,692 Kyle was supposed to be my backup. 655 00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,903 Fucking Kyle! - Fucking Kyle! 656 00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:23,946 - Why can't I be here? Why? 657 00:23:23,988 --> 00:23:25,323 - Because I can't have you distracting the boys. 658 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:28,659 Do you realize they made no content today? None. 659 00:23:28,701 --> 00:23:30,078 - What are you talking about? What-- 660 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,497 what about our fucking sick-ass rattlesnake vid? 661 00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:34,457 - Sweetie, I can't upload that. 662 00:23:34,499 --> 00:23:37,835 Yeah, the Flo Boys hanging out with a 45-year-old man? 663 00:23:37,877 --> 00:23:39,879 I-- [laughing] 664 00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:41,297 I have to laugh. 665 00:23:41,339 --> 00:23:42,673 I mean, I'm literally laughing right now 666 00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:44,717 in response to what I just said. 667 00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:48,763 Teenage girls don't wanna see some sad dad grab a snake. 668 00:23:48,805 --> 00:23:50,348 They wanna watch my boys dance. 669 00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:52,350 - I thought that video was mad funny though. 670 00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:53,351 - No, it wasn't. 671 00:23:53,393 --> 00:23:55,186 No, it was depressing and weird. 672 00:23:55,228 --> 00:23:57,021 - Dad, maybe we should just go. 673 00:23:57,063 --> 00:23:58,856 - [stammers] It's a misunderstanding. 674 00:23:58,898 --> 00:24:00,900 Just please. Just please. Listen to me. 675 00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:03,194 Hey, if I'm just some sad dad, 676 00:24:03,236 --> 00:24:04,737 then why you want me as a client? 677 00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:07,532 - I know. Wait, did I say that I did? 678 00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,033 - Yeah, you looked me right in the eye and you said, 679 00:24:09,075 --> 00:24:11,077 "Welcome to the team." - Welcome to the team. Yeah. 680 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,704 That's fundamentally meaningless. 681 00:24:13,746 --> 00:24:15,206 Kyle's part of the team. 682 00:24:15,248 --> 00:24:16,541 - I mean, that whole rattlesnake thing-- 683 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:17,917 that's your idea. 684 00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:19,377 - Okay, okay. Let me break this down for you. 685 00:24:19,419 --> 00:24:21,921 So I needed you to sign the papers waiving your right 686 00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:24,924 to compensatory damages related to any prank, 687 00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:27,635 video, or interaction with me and the boys, okay? 688 00:24:27,677 --> 00:24:33,057 So now you can't sue us for the landmine explosion thing. 689 00:24:33,099 --> 00:24:34,851 - Wait, what landmine explosion? 690 00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,561 - Oh, something badass your dad did. 691 00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:39,856 - Dude, he flew, like, 450 feet in the air. 692 00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:41,232 - So many feet. 693 00:24:41,274 --> 00:24:43,234 - Yeah, well, now your dad has brain damage, 694 00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:45,862 which is probably why he's been acting like such a big bitch. 695 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,947 Okay, I'm really sorry I didn't tell you sooner. 696 00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:50,074 I just had to get the papers notarized, 697 00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:52,368 and then the boys gave you their fucking car! 698 00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:54,579 - Dude, it's okay. Like, Brock's cool. 699 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,372 - Yeah, man. You didn't have to trick him. 700 00:24:56,414 --> 00:24:58,791 - Guys, I did this for you, okay? 701 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:00,293 You could have gone to jail. 702 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:03,337 You could have--your channel could have been suspended. 703 00:25:03,379 --> 00:25:06,174 - Wait, for real? - Yo, they take our channel? 704 00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:08,342 - Yes. 705 00:25:08,384 --> 00:25:10,011 - Brock, you gotta get outta here, man. 706 00:25:10,053 --> 00:25:13,973 - Yeah, for real right now. You're, like, toxic. 707 00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:15,600 - Bye-bye, old man. 708 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:17,268 - Yeah, Brock, fuck you! 709 00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:19,562 You're toxic, and you need to go! 710 00:25:19,604 --> 00:25:21,856 - Oh, shit! - Oh! 711 00:25:21,898 --> 00:25:24,734 - Oh, shit, Kyle! No fucking way! 712 00:25:24,776 --> 00:25:26,778 - Corby, come on. - Fucking let's go! 713 00:25:26,819 --> 00:25:30,239 * * 714 00:25:30,281 --> 00:25:32,366 - Where the fuck is this Uber? 715 00:25:32,408 --> 00:25:34,702 - It's okay, Dad. It's not a big deal. 716 00:25:34,744 --> 00:25:36,287 That Kev guy's a fucking joke. 717 00:25:36,329 --> 00:25:39,248 - He discovered Terry Almost Drowns, Corby! 718 00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:42,043 All right? He's not a fucking joke! 719 00:25:43,878 --> 00:25:45,088 I'm sorry, all right? 720 00:25:45,129 --> 00:25:46,881 I'm--I'm sorry. 721 00:25:46,923 --> 00:25:48,383 [solemn music] 722 00:25:48,424 --> 00:25:50,802 Fucking out here trying to be a YouTube star. 723 00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:52,762 Jesus Christ, Brock. 724 00:25:52,804 --> 00:25:54,639 - That's fine. 725 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,807 I know you're just trying 726 00:25:55,848 --> 00:25:57,225 to make the best of a bad situation. 727 00:25:57,266 --> 00:25:59,769 - Yeah, a bad situation I brought on myself. 728 00:25:59,811 --> 00:26:01,896 - You didn't bring it on yourself. 729 00:26:01,938 --> 00:26:04,399 You got fired. There was a computer glitch. 730 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,359 - Wake up, son. 731 00:26:06,401 --> 00:26:10,446 All right? There was no glitch. 732 00:26:10,488 --> 00:26:13,116 I didn't file the paperwork on purpose 733 00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:15,910 'cause I wanted to get fired. 734 00:26:15,952 --> 00:26:17,120 - But that night at the restaurant, 735 00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:18,579 you were so upset. 736 00:26:18,621 --> 00:26:21,666 - Yeah, well, that's 'cause I'm a great fucking actor. 737 00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:23,000 - I don't understand. 738 00:26:23,042 --> 00:26:25,753 I--I thought you liked your job. 739 00:26:25,795 --> 00:26:29,132 - I did, and then one night, we were at Applebee's. 740 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:31,050 You were fucking there. 741 00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:33,553 And I saw this guy, you know, and he-- 742 00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:35,555 he was dressed the same as me-- same khakis, 743 00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:37,348 same button-down shirt from Ross-- 744 00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:39,642 you know, he must have just come from work. 745 00:26:39,684 --> 00:26:42,603 He even ordered the same fiesta lime chicken as me. 746 00:26:42,645 --> 00:26:44,188 Same lite beer as me. 747 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:47,024 Then his fucking son sits down. 748 00:26:47,066 --> 00:26:49,527 Do you know what that kid's name was? 749 00:26:49,569 --> 00:26:51,696 - What? 750 00:26:51,738 --> 00:26:53,114 - Borby. 751 00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:56,451 Yeah. 752 00:26:56,492 --> 00:26:58,286 - Borby? 753 00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,662 - Mm-hmm. 754 00:26:59,704 --> 00:27:01,622 I don't know. Maybe I misheard it, okay? 755 00:27:01,664 --> 00:27:03,040 'Cause I was across the room. That's not the point. 756 00:27:03,082 --> 00:27:05,752 The point is, 757 00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:08,588 my life was so unspectacular, 758 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:11,591 so fucking average 759 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:16,137 that there was just another one of me walking around out there. 760 00:27:16,179 --> 00:27:19,057 That's not what America's about. 761 00:27:19,098 --> 00:27:21,142 We're supposed to be special. 762 00:27:21,184 --> 00:27:24,103 - So why not just quit? 763 00:27:24,145 --> 00:27:26,314 I mean, why pretend to get fired? 764 00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:27,607 - 'Cause I needed the unemployment, 765 00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:29,442 and your mother wouldn't understand 766 00:27:29,484 --> 00:27:32,737 and she still fucking doesn't and I don't blame her. 767 00:27:32,779 --> 00:27:34,363 [softly] Where's the fucking Uber? 768 00:27:34,405 --> 00:27:36,240 - Do you know why I hate making YouTube videos with you, Dad? 769 00:27:36,282 --> 00:27:38,159 - Yeah, 'cause they're fucking stupid. 770 00:27:38,201 --> 00:27:40,244 - 'Cause I thought you hated it too. 771 00:27:40,286 --> 00:27:42,080 I thought it was just another thing 772 00:27:42,121 --> 00:27:44,332 you were pretending to be okay with, right? 773 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:47,293 Like--like how you're pretending you're all right 774 00:27:47,335 --> 00:27:50,171 with Matt sleeping with Mom. - Son, that's a-- 775 00:27:50,213 --> 00:27:53,091 I have a little bit of an elbow situation. 776 00:27:53,132 --> 00:27:55,593 So, you know, your mom-- - Dad. 777 00:27:55,635 --> 00:27:57,845 Come on. 778 00:27:57,887 --> 00:28:00,598 - Yeah. 779 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,016 [clears throat] 780 00:28:02,058 --> 00:28:06,020 Yeah, that Matt thing is a full-on fucking tragedy. 781 00:28:06,062 --> 00:28:09,065 I love making content, Corby. 782 00:28:09,107 --> 00:28:11,317 Honest to God, I mean, when that camera's on, 783 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,361 I feel like I could live forever. 784 00:28:13,403 --> 00:28:15,446 You know, like I fucking matter. 785 00:28:15,488 --> 00:28:17,657 - You know, I-- I used to always think 786 00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:21,119 that you were just somebody that shit happens to, you know? 787 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,704 - Yeah. I know. 788 00:28:23,746 --> 00:28:25,540 - But you're not. 789 00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:28,918 You're someone who makes shit happen. 790 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,462 - Thanks, son. 791 00:28:31,504 --> 00:28:33,965 I mean, it means a lot to me that you think that, but... 792 00:28:34,006 --> 00:28:35,466 - Yeah. 793 00:28:35,508 --> 00:28:38,803 - I'm not the guy that makes shit happen. 794 00:28:38,845 --> 00:28:40,930 I'm not. I'm too old. 795 00:28:40,972 --> 00:28:43,391 And I have no one to collab with. 796 00:28:43,433 --> 00:28:45,351 And I have shitty fucking equipment. 797 00:28:45,393 --> 00:28:46,894 - So let's buy some new equipment. 798 00:28:46,936 --> 00:28:48,855 - Corby, I'm broke. 799 00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:51,691 I mean, I am broke. 800 00:28:53,109 --> 00:28:54,527 [sighs] 801 00:28:54,569 --> 00:28:56,070 - Well... 802 00:28:57,780 --> 00:29:01,617 I mean, we could always... 803 00:29:01,659 --> 00:29:03,161 sell this. 804 00:29:03,202 --> 00:29:06,122 - Oh. What the fuck? 805 00:29:06,164 --> 00:29:09,333 - Come on, Dad. It's the Flo Boy mansion. 806 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:11,669 I had to take a little souvenir. 807 00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:13,629 [upbeat music] 808 00:29:13,671 --> 00:29:16,758 - Oh. That's my fucking cameraman. 809 00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:18,384 That's my fucking cameraman. 810 00:29:18,426 --> 00:29:21,179 - A camera. - Yep, that's the one. 811 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,765 Top of the line. 812 00:29:23,806 --> 00:29:25,058 - Got a microphone. 813 00:29:25,099 --> 00:29:27,602 - Yeah, professional grade. 814 00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:29,645 - And a gimbal. 815 00:29:29,687 --> 00:29:32,440 - Still have no idea what the fuck a gimbal is. 816 00:29:32,482 --> 00:29:34,734 - Well, all together, that comes up to 817 00:29:34,776 --> 00:29:37,945 $2,079.15. 818 00:29:37,987 --> 00:29:39,822 - Hey, how much we get for pawning that necklace? 819 00:29:39,864 --> 00:29:41,866 - Ah, 2,500. 820 00:29:41,908 --> 00:29:47,038 - Okay, so that's about-- that's about 400 to spare. 821 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,624 What do you want? You wanna go get some expensive haircuts? 822 00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:51,542 Yeah? Some steaks and cigars? 823 00:29:51,584 --> 00:29:53,753 Rent a couple Jet Skis? Do some damage? 824 00:29:53,795 --> 00:29:56,005 - All right, all right. 825 00:29:56,047 --> 00:29:58,299 - Oh. Oh, yeah. 826 00:29:58,341 --> 00:30:00,051 How much are those drones? 827 00:30:00,093 --> 00:30:03,596 - Uh, 399.99. 828 00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:06,724 [Gary Wrights' "Dream Weaver"] 829 00:30:06,766 --> 00:30:08,559 - Ring her up. 830 00:30:08,601 --> 00:30:10,436 * * 831 00:30:10,478 --> 00:30:13,189 - * Though the dawn may be coming soon * 832 00:30:13,231 --> 00:30:14,982 Fuck yeah. We got picture. 833 00:30:15,024 --> 00:30:17,026 [laughs] 834 00:30:17,068 --> 00:30:18,903 Whoo. 835 00:30:18,945 --> 00:30:22,240 Yeah, I'll show you professional vids, Kev. 836 00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:24,075 [laughs] God damn! 837 00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:25,743 - * Fly me away * 838 00:30:25,785 --> 00:30:29,288 * To the bright side of the moon * 839 00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:31,249 * * 840 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:37,171 * Meet me on the other side * 841 00:30:37,213 --> 00:30:39,424 * * 842 00:30:39,465 --> 00:30:43,970 * Ooh, ooh, dream weaver * 843 00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:46,180 * I believe you can get me * 844 00:30:46,222 --> 00:30:49,517 * Through the night * 845 00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:50,810 - Oh, no. 846 00:30:50,852 --> 00:30:53,312 What the fuck? 847 00:30:53,354 --> 00:30:57,316 - * Ooh, ooh, dream weaver * 848 00:30:57,358 --> 00:30:59,444 * I believe we can reach * 849 00:30:59,485 --> 00:31:02,780 * The morning light * 850 00:31:02,822 --> 00:31:05,408 * * 851 00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:11,622 * Fly me high through the starry skies * 852 00:31:11,664 --> 00:31:15,710 * Or maybe to an astral plane * 853 00:31:15,752 --> 00:31:18,796 * * 854 00:31:18,838 --> 00:31:23,760 * Cross the highways of fantasy * 855 00:31:23,801 --> 00:31:25,636 * * 856 00:31:25,678 --> 00:31:30,308 * Help me to forget today's pain * 857 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:34,604 * Ooh, ooh, dream weaver * 858 00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:40,151 * I believe you can get me through the night * 859 00:31:40,193 --> 00:31:43,654 * * 860 00:31:43,696 --> 00:31:47,992 * Ooh, ooh, dream weaver * 861 00:31:48,034 --> 00:31:53,247 * I believe we can reach the morning light * 862 00:31:53,289 --> 00:31:57,502 * * 863 00:31:57,543 --> 00:32:00,963 * Dream weaver * 864 00:32:01,005 --> 00:32:03,925 * Weaver, weaver, weaver, weaver * 865 00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:06,928 [echoing] 866 00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:13,893 * * 867 00:32:17,397 --> 00:32:18,731 - Not a doctor. Shh.