1 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:14,182 [sharp ringing] 2 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,933 - Brock? Bro, can you hear me, bro? 3 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,727 Come on, baby. Come on, Brock. 4 00:00:17,769 --> 00:00:18,853 Brock! - Can't get 911. 5 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:21,189 No fucking recep-- [screams] 6 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,608 Shit! - [raspy voice] Is it that bad? 7 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:27,361 - What? No. No, just, uh, you look great. 8 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:29,697 Got your standard number of eyeballs. 9 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:32,450 [tense music] 10 00:00:32,492 --> 00:00:33,868 - [raspy voice] Hey. 11 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:35,411 - Hey! 12 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:36,871 We're taking you to the hospital. 13 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:40,124 We couldn't get an ambulance, but this is just as good. 14 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:43,711 I'm basically an EMT since I took a CPR course 15 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:45,838 seven years ago when I worked at the water park. 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:46,964 [crash] [all yelp] 17 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:48,758 - [groans] - No seatbelt. 18 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,968 I'm not normally back here when it's moving. 19 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,387 I'll just-- 20 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:53,471 [squeals] - Ah! 21 00:00:53,513 --> 00:00:55,973 - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 22 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:58,059 Oh, I guess you'll just have to get used to women 23 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,644 throwing themselves at you 24 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,397 what with how normal your face looks now. 25 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:03,398 [billboard rattling] Oh! 26 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,400 - Ah! - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 27 00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:10,321 - Okay. There you are. 28 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:13,991 Brock, right? Nod if you can hear me. 29 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,535 I'm Dr. Mandril. 30 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,328 I'm going to be operating on you today. 31 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:18,663 You're going to be fine. 32 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,331 Your friends got you here in time. 33 00:01:20,373 --> 00:01:23,918 They saved your life. You're in good hands, mm? 34 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,670 [medical machine buzzes] 35 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:27,130 You know, I really hate lying like that, 36 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,132 but his last thought shouldn't be, "I'm going to die." 37 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,551 This way, he croaks on a high note. 38 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,428 - What? 39 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,637 - You didn't give him the gas yet? 40 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:36,764 - No, sorry. - What the fuck, Ryan? 41 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:38,141 Jesus fucking Christ! 42 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:39,308 Would you knock him out already? 43 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:41,561 - Yes, Doctor. 44 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,522 - You are going to be just fine. 45 00:01:44,564 --> 00:01:46,691 Don't worry about a thing, okay? 46 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:49,652 - Okay. 47 00:01:49,694 --> 00:01:52,655 [gritty music] 48 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,365 * * 49 00:01:57,118 --> 00:02:00,413 - Welcome back to our coverage of Hurricane Annie 50 00:02:00,455 --> 00:02:02,915 brought to you by Sombrero's Mexican Grill, 51 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:05,918 home of the original cheeseburger quesadilla. 52 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,588 Cheesy, beefy, caliente! 53 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,381 - Use Sombrero's online ordering 54 00:02:10,423 --> 00:02:11,924 for curbside delivery, 55 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:14,010 the perfect option if you're on the road this week 56 00:02:14,052 --> 00:02:15,636 fleeing the storm. 57 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:17,889 - Which may be a lot of you. 58 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,058 It looks like Annie is going to make landfall 59 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:21,434 as a category four, 60 00:02:21,476 --> 00:02:24,937 prompting talks of mandatory evacuations. 61 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,481 - Ah. [clears throat] 62 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:27,774 Well, thanks for coming back in, guys. 63 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,443 I wanted to let you know we caught Carlos Ramirez, 64 00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:32,403 AKA "Condom Carl." 65 00:02:32,445 --> 00:02:33,529 - Did he say what happened? 66 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,114 - He won't talk, but it's all on video. 67 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,783 So it's open and shut. 68 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,911 The D.A. said I can return your personal items. 69 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:43,164 So we got a set of keys and a couple of phones 70 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,542 and I believe this is yours. 71 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:50,338 - Thank God. It's been so hard to sleep without a pillow. 72 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:51,631 What? I'll flip it over. 73 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,342 - Um, what about the grack sack? 74 00:02:54,384 --> 00:02:55,885 The big bag with the python eggs. 75 00:02:55,927 --> 00:02:57,095 That was Jillian's too. 76 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:59,097 - No, those were Brock's. 77 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:00,973 That's why he got shot, isn't it? 78 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:03,851 What's the story there? 79 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:05,645 - No stories. They were--they were Brock's. 80 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,147 - Well, if you can get Brock to sign for them, 81 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,566 I can release the eggs and you can sort it out yourselves. 82 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,360 - Yeah, but he's in a coma. 83 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:13,945 I don't think he's gonna be signing anything. 84 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,988 - And the python hunt ends in six days. 85 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,240 After that, they're useless. 86 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,658 - Well, if he's incapacitated, 87 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,452 a family member could always sign for him. 88 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:23,246 - The fuck? - Ugh. 89 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:25,206 That's Pete. Pete the pig. 90 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,874 We borrowed him from the DEA. 91 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,292 - He's so cute. 92 00:03:28,334 --> 00:03:30,128 - Yeah, he's cute. 93 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:34,006 He's also a huge fucking asshole! 94 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:36,342 - Can pigs be assholes? 95 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:40,888 - He swallowed my Bluetooth, so you tell me. 96 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:43,182 - What does Pete the pig do? - He's a super sniffer. 97 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:45,601 We actually got him to locate Condom Carl's gun. 98 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,645 He dropped it at the scene. It vanished. 99 00:03:47,687 --> 00:03:49,522 The chief seems to think it's in the grass somewhere. 100 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:51,607 So now we all have to put up 101 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:55,153 with Pete's fucking bullshit, all fucking week! 102 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:57,488 [shouts] 103 00:03:57,530 --> 00:04:00,324 It's so dumb because the gun's long gone. 104 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:02,243 - Long gone? Gone where? 105 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:03,745 - I have a theory about that. 106 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:06,956 I believe it was eaten by a snake. 107 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:08,416 - Can snakes eat handguns? 108 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,793 - Oh, yeah. Looked it up. They eat everything. 109 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:15,798 License plates, alligators-- heck, even people. 110 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,426 - People? That's--that's crazy. 111 00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:19,677 - So what I did was I contacted 112 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,471 the Department of Water Management. 113 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,598 Every dead snake that comes through there, 114 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:24,849 they're gonna cut it open, 115 00:04:24,891 --> 00:04:28,269 examine the stomach contents, and let me know. 116 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,897 I bet we'd find that gun in one of them. 117 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,648 [tense music] 118 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,609 - Fuck. They're cutting open snakes now? 119 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,486 What happens when someone catches the one that ate Noah? 120 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:38,446 - Aww, I didn't know his name was Noah. 121 00:04:38,488 --> 00:04:39,781 I'd rather not humanize him. 122 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:41,491 Can we please call him "the body"? 123 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:42,867 - Well, they'll find the body, 124 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:44,535 all the body's bones, all the body's wallet, 125 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:46,079 or pictures of the body's nieces in it. 126 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,955 - La, la, la, the body had no one who loved it. 127 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:49,082 The body was all alone. 128 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,958 - Then Rodney Lamonca's gonna kill me. 129 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,919 Oh, it's not gonna be a regular death though. 130 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,004 He's gonna probably hang me from a building 131 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:57,673 or make me lick poison off some money. 132 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,258 - What? - I don't know. He's fucked up. 133 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,551 - Relax, okay? 134 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:01,677 I read online it only takes three weeks 135 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:04,055 for a snake to fully digest a deer. 136 00:05:04,097 --> 00:05:05,807 Humans are basically deers. 137 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:06,766 - But it hasn't been a few weeks. 138 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:08,101 It's been one week, Cregory. 139 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,852 - There's over 100,000 pythons in the Everglades. 140 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,854 What are the odds someone's gonna catch that one? 141 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,315 - That snake was 20 feet long and white with red eyes. 142 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:15,650 Fucking biblical motherfucker 143 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:17,151 couldn't be more conspicuous if he tried. 144 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:19,487 - Nobody's going out to the swamps this week anyway, 145 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:21,906 not with this storm coming. 146 00:05:21,948 --> 00:05:23,616 - Thank God for global fucking warming. 147 00:05:23,658 --> 00:05:24,992 - That's the spirit. 148 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:32,166 - [sighs] Too bad about the grack sack. 149 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:33,584 - Yeah. 150 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:37,171 Guess it's all over then. No more saw palmetto farm. 151 00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:38,715 - Yeah. 152 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:39,882 Fuck! 153 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:44,679 Unless... 154 00:05:44,721 --> 00:05:47,265 we could maybe ask Corby to get the eggs 155 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,183 from the police station for us? 156 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:50,685 - He's a nice kid. 157 00:05:50,727 --> 00:05:52,603 He might feel kind of bad 158 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:54,522 that his dad basically stole them from us. 159 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:56,399 - Totally. 160 00:05:56,441 --> 00:05:59,736 - I mean, it feels a little ghoulish. 161 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:01,738 - Seeing his dad is in a coma. 162 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:04,031 - And we were sort of responsible. 163 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:06,868 - True, true, true. Good point. Good point. 164 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:10,163 Except we're also responsible for saving Brock's life. 165 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,915 - Yeah. We drove him to the hospital. 166 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:14,542 - Got him there before he lost consciousness. 167 00:06:14,584 --> 00:06:16,461 - If you think about it, we're kind of heroes. 168 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:17,754 - Corby's gonna be so grateful. 169 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:19,797 - Of course he's gonna give us those snake eggs. 170 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,383 - "Anything for you guys because you saved my dad's--" 171 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,510 - He died this morning. 172 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,596 [soft somber music] 173 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:29,599 - I'm so sorry, Corby. 174 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,393 - If you need anything at all, we're here for you. 175 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,687 - Thanks. 176 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:38,357 But didn't you guys say you needed a favor? 177 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:39,901 - What? Definitely not. - Us? 178 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,903 We're here for you, champ. - We're not heroes. 179 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,946 - We're just friends. - Friends without motives. 180 00:06:47,325 --> 00:06:48,910 - And we definitely see the potential 181 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:51,704 of up to 6 million customers losing power 182 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:53,331 in the wake of the storm. 183 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:56,209 These outages may outlast emergency generator capacity, 184 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,211 so we're recommending hospitals transfer 185 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,505 all high-risk patients out of state 186 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:02,632 to avoid mass casualties. 187 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,384 - This emergency update was brought to you 188 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,761 by the all new bacon crammers from Burger Load. 189 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:07,929 [radical guitar music plays] 190 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,222 - Now you're crammed with knowledge! 191 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,933 Crammed deep up in there! [radio turns off] 192 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:14,268 - Can't believe Brock's dead. - Yeah. 193 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:18,189 But I've been around so much death, nothing's shocking. 194 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:21,484 You know, I've won this dress to 17 funerals? 195 00:07:21,526 --> 00:07:23,194 - 17 funerals is too many funerals. 196 00:07:23,236 --> 00:07:25,988 - Well, there was my dad. That was a heart attack. 197 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:28,574 And then my friend Amy. Overdose. 198 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:32,203 But then the other 15 was when I was hired to be a mourner. 199 00:07:32,245 --> 00:07:33,830 - That's a job? - Uh-huh. 200 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:36,958 It's so unpopular people don't seem like they died friendless. 201 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:40,503 And I was great at it. I can start sobbing on demand. 202 00:07:40,545 --> 00:07:41,629 - Really? - Yeah. 203 00:07:41,671 --> 00:07:43,297 It's just a skill I've always had. 204 00:07:43,339 --> 00:07:44,966 Don't know why. 205 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:47,885 [softly] Probably because of my deep well of sadness. 206 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,888 - Hey, about the eggs. 207 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:52,515 I think we should tell Corby to pick them up 208 00:07:52,557 --> 00:07:55,518 before the contest ends so he can claim the prize money. 209 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,145 - Feels like the right thing to do. 210 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:59,689 - He lost his dad. We both know how tough that is. 211 00:07:59,731 --> 00:08:02,900 - Yeah. God. 212 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:04,986 - Of course, my dad didn't steal someone else's 213 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:06,779 bag of snake eggs before he died. 214 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:07,947 - Neither did mine. 215 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:09,240 - Seems like a relevant distinction. 216 00:08:09,282 --> 00:08:11,492 - Very relevant. - I mean, that was our dream. 217 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,202 - And Brock took it from us. 218 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:16,289 - We'll be-- 219 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,249 - We're giving Corby the eggs and that's that. 220 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:20,126 - Guys, I feel like God sent us Brock 221 00:08:20,168 --> 00:08:22,170 to remind us that life is precious 222 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,672 and to make as much content as you can while you can. 223 00:08:24,714 --> 00:08:27,383 - Yo, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little jealous though. 224 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:29,510 The kingdom sounds sick. [laughs] 225 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,596 [soft indistinct chatter] 226 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,306 - Hey. 227 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,892 We met at the DMV. Matt, Brock's friend. 228 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:38,895 - Yeah. I remember you. 229 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:42,190 You were having an affair with his wife. 230 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,692 - Yeah. 231 00:08:44,734 --> 00:08:46,027 I don't know why it's necessary 232 00:08:46,069 --> 00:08:47,779 to be bringing up old shit at a funeral. 233 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,864 - I'm just saying that's how I know you. 234 00:08:49,906 --> 00:08:51,407 You were sleeping with his wife. 235 00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:53,284 That's the only context I have to put you in. 236 00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:54,702 - Okay, cool. So what? 237 00:08:54,744 --> 00:08:57,038 You just sit around talking about old shit all day? 238 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,122 - You started talking to me. - Okay-- 239 00:08:58,164 --> 00:08:59,791 - Did I say anything to you? No. 240 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:01,250 - I'm done now. I'm done. 241 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:03,086 - All right. Well, good job, homewrecker. 242 00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:05,213 - What the-- - Excuse me. 243 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,632 Hi. I'd, uh... 244 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:10,301 I'd like to thank everyone for coming. 245 00:09:10,343 --> 00:09:12,929 I know my dad was a lot. 246 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:16,766 A lot of anger, a lot of yelling, 247 00:09:16,808 --> 00:09:19,560 a lot of saying the word fuck or shit. 248 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:20,770 Or when he was really mad, 249 00:09:20,812 --> 00:09:23,022 he loved to call people dickless skunks. 250 00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:24,690 [soft laughter] - He called you that. 251 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:25,817 - But you know, there was a lot of good 252 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:28,444 that came with my dad as well. 253 00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:31,280 A lot of laughter, 254 00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:33,574 a lot of learning, 255 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:34,867 and most importantly, 256 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:38,121 there were always a lot... 257 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:39,914 of surprises! 258 00:09:39,956 --> 00:09:42,542 - Oh! That's right, motherfuckers! 259 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,168 You can't get rid of me that easy. 260 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,503 Whoo! - Oh! 261 00:09:45,545 --> 00:09:47,338 - We did it again! - We prayed him back to life! 262 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:48,715 - [laughs] - Let's go! 263 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,425 ["Highway to Hell" playing] - What is happening? 264 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:52,385 - * Highway to hell * 265 00:09:52,427 --> 00:09:53,678 both: Jesus! 266 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,972 - Brock is alive! He has risen! 267 00:10:00,476 --> 00:10:01,477 - Thank you for coming. 268 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:03,146 Thank you. Thanks for coming, man. 269 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:05,398 Whoa! 270 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,483 Whoa. 271 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:10,403 Oh, bring it in. 272 00:10:10,445 --> 00:10:13,489 - You guys saved my life. [smooches] 273 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:15,116 [grunts] Oh. 274 00:10:15,158 --> 00:10:18,453 - That was crazy. Are you all right? 275 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,997 - Fuck no. No. My eyeball got vaporized. 276 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,415 Just, pfft, yeah. 277 00:10:22,457 --> 00:10:23,916 But that bullet gave me some other powers. 278 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,752 You know, I'm like a fucking superhero now. 279 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,880 - What kind of powers? Do you have enhanced hearing? 280 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:30,590 - What? Fuck that shit. 281 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,300 I'm rich now, which is the greatest fucking superpower 282 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,718 of all, you know what I'm saying? 283 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,136 I made tens of thousands of dollars 284 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:36,929 when I uploaded that video of me getting shot. 285 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:39,640 It's been viewed over 15 million times. 286 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:40,975 - Damn. - Yeah. I don't know. 287 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:43,102 People just love to see all that blood spraying 288 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,563 out the back of my head-- I'm a worldwide sensation. 289 00:10:45,605 --> 00:10:47,899 In fact, some chick in Indonesia, she DM'd me. 290 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,275 She asked me to get married. 291 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:51,652 - And what did you tell her? - I said, "Fuck no." 292 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:52,862 You know, it's probably some dude 293 00:10:52,904 --> 00:10:54,363 living in his mom's basement in Toronto, 294 00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:56,741 jerking it to the idea of sticking his cock in my socket. 295 00:10:56,783 --> 00:10:58,242 - Oh, God. - And I told him 296 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,912 that, you know, I'm already taken. 297 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,414 Got my little strawberry shortcake here. 298 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,458 American dream, guys. American dream. 299 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,877 - Getting shot in the face. - Getting shot in the face. 300 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:09,337 That's right. I cracked the code. 301 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:11,297 Oh, hey, guess who was in the hospital when I woke up? 302 00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:14,258 The guys from Rawboned.com. I got a sponsor. 303 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,968 They're these pills you take to dehydrate yourself 304 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,345 so you look hot for selfies. Yeah. 305 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:19,639 In fact, the whole fake funeral was their idea. 306 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,933 - Brock, we so stoked for this vid, baby. 307 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,309 It's gonna pull some huge numbers! 308 00:11:23,351 --> 00:11:24,352 - That's what I'm talking about. 309 00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:26,479 That's my guy. That's my guy now. 310 00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:28,940 - Hey, since the snake hunt is ending in two days... 311 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,274 - We wanted you to know 312 00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:32,693 the police have those python eggs for you. 313 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:35,029 - Yeah, um, let me guess. You want 'em for yourself. 314 00:11:35,071 --> 00:11:37,448 - Well, we actually came to make sure Corby got them 315 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:39,075 when we thought you were dead. - Yeah. 316 00:11:39,117 --> 00:11:41,119 - But since you're not... 317 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,663 - And since you're doing so well financially... 318 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,499 - Hey, I blackmailed you for those eggs fair and square. 319 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,668 Okay? So I'ma drive down to the police station. 320 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:50,002 I'ma take 'em for myself. 321 00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:52,338 [tense music] 322 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:55,550 But I can't drive because I have no depth perception. 323 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,344 So will you guys take me? 324 00:11:58,386 --> 00:12:00,471 - Cheesy, beefy, caliente. 325 00:12:00,513 --> 00:12:02,223 - Cheesy, beefy, caliente. [laughs] 326 00:12:02,265 --> 00:12:03,808 - If you want your python eggs, follow me. 327 00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:05,518 Sorry about the chaos. We're worried about flooding, 328 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,186 so we gotta empty the evidence room, 329 00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:08,730 make sure nothing gets destroyed. 330 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:11,232 Your eggs though should be right-- 331 00:12:11,274 --> 00:12:12,775 Oh, shit. He ate 'em. 332 00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:13,901 - Who the fuck is this? 333 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:15,695 - Pete the pig! 334 00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:17,613 - You asshole. 335 00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:19,115 - Told you. 336 00:12:19,157 --> 00:12:21,951 - That little pig fuck! He ate all but six of them. 337 00:12:21,993 --> 00:12:23,411 - Maybe it's karma. 338 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:25,913 Maybe you shouldn't have tried to steal our prize money. 339 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:27,498 - Hey, you know what? Fuck off, okay? 340 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,542 I wasn't gonna actually keep the eggs from you. 341 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,461 I was gonna give 'em to you as a surprise on camera. 342 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,212 Check this out. [whistles] 343 00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:35,173 Hey, boys! Come out, come on. 344 00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,216 This is my crew. [laughs] 345 00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:39,218 Viral philanthropy. It's huge on YouTube. 346 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,928 You know, you give cash to strangers 347 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,889 or Yeezys to teachers. 348 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,057 See the one with the homeless guy 349 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,308 where they're giving him the Apple Watch? 350 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,684 - No. 351 00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:48,311 - He didn't actually want it. Got pretty violent. 352 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,104 But look, the point is this. 353 00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:53,024 This video was gonna be life-affirming as shit. 354 00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:56,986 A creator finally makes it, giving back. 355 00:12:57,028 --> 00:12:58,905 Yeah, fuck it. 356 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,948 Just 'cause I don't have the eggs 357 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,617 doesn't mean I can't give you this. 358 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,744 [soft music] 359 00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:08,956 - That's $20,000. 360 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:10,124 - What? - Yeah. 361 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,085 From the Rawboned guys, for the funeral. 362 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:14,379 We were gonna get a fire rig for the casket 363 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,631 to make it look like I was literally coming up from hell, 364 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,591 but couldn't get it shipped out in time. 365 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:21,386 - Wait. Are you serious right now? 366 00:13:21,427 --> 00:13:23,888 - This is fake, right? This is for a video. 367 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,723 - Fuck no, it's not for a video. 368 00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:29,977 Guys, last week, I-- I thought I was gonna die. 369 00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:31,562 I mean, I was on that table. 370 00:13:31,604 --> 00:13:34,941 All I could think about was my son, you know? 371 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,651 And just how much I-- 372 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:40,405 I didn't want Corby to grow up to be like me. 373 00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,824 I've walked this Earth for 42 years. 374 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,034 I can't think of a single person whose life is better 375 00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:47,537 because they met me. 376 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,122 [thunder rumbles] 377 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:52,792 This is my chance to make that right. 378 00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,837 - I, uh... [laughs] 379 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,463 I don't know what to say. 380 00:13:57,505 --> 00:14:00,133 Thank you doesn't seem like enough. 381 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,802 - Thank you is all I need. 382 00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:06,639 * * 383 00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:07,807 Fucking love you, man. 384 00:14:07,849 --> 00:14:09,350 - Love you, brother. 385 00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:12,895 - Definitely gonna need to go again. 386 00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:14,397 - What? 387 00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:15,690 - I said we're definitely gonna need to go again. 388 00:14:15,732 --> 00:14:17,442 Guys, I want you to bring it in a little closer. 389 00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:19,110 Okay? Get the intimacy here. 390 00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:20,486 Okay, hey, I need the envelope back. 391 00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:22,655 - I thought you said this wasn't a video. 392 00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:24,198 - Of course it's for a video. Okay? 393 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,700 I mean, I meant everything I said, 394 00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:27,076 and of course you can keep the money, 395 00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:28,703 but I gotta do numbers on this one 396 00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:30,246 'cause, you know, I'm losing a lot of cash. 397 00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:32,623 And hey, not just a thank you. You know, like, come on. 398 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,959 I need you, like, crazy and yelling, screaming. 399 00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:36,377 You know, maybe somebody throws up. 400 00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:37,712 - I can start sobbing on demand. 401 00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:40,006 - I can scream real loud. - Let do it. 402 00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:41,174 Boom! - What? 403 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:42,842 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - This is crazy! 404 00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:44,385 - Oh, my God! - This is crazy! 405 00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:46,137 - I don't know how to thank you enough! 406 00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:48,848 I wanna thank Rawboned.com. 407 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,349 Thank you so much. 408 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:51,726 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 409 00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:53,186 - Oh, my God. 410 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,189 both: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 411 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:59,650 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 412 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,321 Holy shit! 413 00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,530 - Craig! - Jillian! 414 00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:07,241 [both laugh] 415 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,535 - The bank. We gotta go to the bank right now. 416 00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:10,787 - I think they might have closed early 417 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:11,788 because of the storm. 418 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:13,372 - I will deposit this in the ATM 419 00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:14,749 120 at a time if I have to. 420 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:16,209 Come on, come on, come on. 421 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,710 [engine turns over] [sighs] 422 00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:19,962 Hey. 423 00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:24,175 I know this isn't happening 'cause of Brock or Condom Carl 424 00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:26,552 or Rawboned.com or any of that. 425 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:30,390 This is happening 'cause of you, Jillian Glopp. 426 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,225 You found the eggs. You... 427 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,060 [soft music] 428 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:36,729 You saved me. 429 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,940 We should deposit this in your account. 430 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,067 You should have control over it. 431 00:15:41,109 --> 00:15:43,903 - Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 432 00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:47,740 But it should probably go in your account since I'm not sure 433 00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:50,576 I'm gonna be able to partner with you on the farm. 434 00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:52,995 - What? What you talking about? 435 00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:54,414 - I might lose my green card 436 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:55,998 and get deported in a couple weeks. 437 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,333 - Jillian? 438 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,543 - It's because I stole Silas' pill bottle, 439 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,586 which was a drug-related offense. 440 00:16:00,628 --> 00:16:02,588 - Do you have a lawyer? What's your lawyer say? 441 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:06,259 - Yep. She says she can take care of this no problem. 442 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,677 - Okay, great. That's great. Very great. 443 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:10,263 - Except I can't afford her. - [sighs] 444 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:12,598 - But don't worry. I'm gonna represent myself. 445 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,185 To prepare, I've been watching a lot of that show "Suits" 446 00:16:16,227 --> 00:16:19,105 through the window of a house I park my car in front of. 447 00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:20,606 I can't hear the dialogue, 448 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:23,067 but I've picked up some very powerful hand gestures. 449 00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:26,571 I am pointing. I am pointing. 450 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,448 Now I am crossing my arms. 451 00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:31,284 - Jesus. Why didn't you tell me? 452 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:34,120 - You've been busy. And I don't know. 453 00:16:34,162 --> 00:16:37,957 Maybe I'll be happier. I mean, I live in a billboard. 454 00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:40,043 How much worse can my life get? 455 00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:43,379 At least in Australia, they have free health care. 456 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,631 - But you wanna stay, right? 457 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:47,675 - I mean, 458 00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:51,387 it was my father's dream to make it in America. 459 00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:56,684 And being here and trying to follow in his footsteps, 460 00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:58,686 it's really the only thing that lets me still feel 461 00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:00,813 connected to him, 462 00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:03,983 or connected to anything. 463 00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,777 Without that, 464 00:17:05,818 --> 00:17:08,696 I really think I'd just be floating in space. 465 00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:12,366 - Damn. 466 00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:19,207 * * 467 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:21,501 - No. 468 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,753 - Yeah. This is more important. 469 00:17:23,795 --> 00:17:27,715 - I can't. - Yes, you can, Jillian. 470 00:17:27,757 --> 00:17:29,384 Okay? It's yours. 471 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:32,637 Take it, pay the lawyer, and come to Camille's after. 472 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:35,932 I'm not letting you ride out a hurricane in a billboard. 473 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,563 You okay? What are you doing? 474 00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:44,482 - I'm trying to give you a hug, but the seatbelt's locked up. 475 00:17:44,524 --> 00:17:46,609 It'll release in a second. 476 00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:50,154 - You know, you can just unbuckle it. 477 00:17:50,196 --> 00:17:51,697 - Oh, right. [seatbelt clicks] 478 00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:52,865 - [laughs] 479 00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:59,872 * * 480 00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:04,919 - Man, that shit is foolish. 481 00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:07,463 - She's a friend, plus it's her money, Zay. 482 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:09,340 - I mean, dude handed the envelope to you. 483 00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:10,800 That's your problem. 484 00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:12,510 You're always trying to look out for everybody else. 485 00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:13,928 You know, what you even doing here 486 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,471 helping me put up plywood, anyway? 487 00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:17,098 - You called and asked me to come. 488 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:20,393 - Yeah, well, it's fucked up that you said yes. 489 00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:22,562 I mean, don't get me wrong. [drill whirs] 490 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,647 I love that your dumb ass is the way it is. 491 00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:25,940 but ain't nothing in this for you. 492 00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,275 You know I ordered delivery 493 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:28,443 and didn't even ask you if you wanted anything? 494 00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,194 - What kind of delivery? - Islas Canarias. 495 00:18:30,236 --> 00:18:31,362 - What? 496 00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:32,405 - While you was working, I got croquetas. 497 00:18:32,447 --> 00:18:34,657 - Damn! - Mm-hmm. 498 00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:37,285 - Doing the right thing is never a mistake. 499 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,746 I believe in karma. - Karma. 500 00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,956 - All I know is the one time I was gonna break the rules, 501 00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:43,499 the one time, 502 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,918 the fucking putt putt immediately went up in flames. 503 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,588 Lake on fire and everything. Bible shit. 504 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,298 So if that's not the universe sending me a message, 505 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,591 what is it? 506 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,427 - Just a random fucking event, Craig. 507 00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:55,636 I mean, thousands of folks 508 00:18:55,678 --> 00:18:57,013 gonna lose they homes in this hurricane. 509 00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:58,765 You think they did anything to deserve this shit? 510 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:00,516 - No. - What about every other person 511 00:19:00,558 --> 00:19:02,769 who entered the python challenge and didn't win? 512 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,729 Are they bad people? - No. 513 00:19:04,771 --> 00:19:06,606 - What about Nemo's mom in "Finding Nemo"? 514 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,232 You think she got what was coming to her? 515 00:19:08,274 --> 00:19:10,318 - We don't know what Nemo's mom did before the movie started. 516 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:11,569 We don't know how she was. 517 00:19:11,611 --> 00:19:12,612 - If that's what you got to tell yourself. 518 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,781 - Nemo's mom was a computer fish. 519 00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,657 What are we even talking about? 520 00:19:16,699 --> 00:19:19,452 - Why you think the pythons take over, hm? 521 00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:21,245 It's because they-- they're good, 522 00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:23,289 or it's God's will, 523 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:25,958 or it's because they big and they mean, 524 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,127 and they don't give a fuck about anyone else? 525 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,254 - I think there are complex biological factors at play-- 526 00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:33,549 - It's because they don't give a fuck about anyone. 527 00:19:33,591 --> 00:19:35,301 That's who wins. That's how the world works. 528 00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:37,178 - That's not how the world works. 529 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,305 The world is not all snakes. 530 00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:40,598 - Yes. Yes, it is. 531 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,643 Ain't nothing but snakes all the way down. 532 00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:46,229 - Or maybe that's just something you made up 533 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:50,316 so you can have an excuse to act like a selfish asshole. 534 00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:52,485 At the end of the day, I have Nessa. 535 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:54,946 I have Camille. I have Jillian. 536 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,781 None of them are snakes, by the way. 537 00:19:56,823 --> 00:19:59,492 But who do you have? Let's play a little game. 538 00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:01,494 Who does Isaiah have on his squad? 539 00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:05,373 Uh, Dame? Rodney Lamonca? 540 00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:07,834 You have nobody. [thunder booms] 541 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,753 You all alone out here, Isaiah. 542 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:14,424 So please don't tell me about your grand theory 543 00:20:14,465 --> 00:20:16,509 of how the world works because-- 544 00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:20,179 - Camille's moving, you know. To Oakland. 545 00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:21,931 - What? 546 00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:24,517 [pensive music] 547 00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:26,728 - She's taking Vanessa. 548 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:31,149 - [scoffs] No, she's not. That's bullshit. 549 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,276 - She texted me because my boy Drew ships cars 550 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,904 all across the country and she wanted his number. 551 00:20:36,946 --> 00:20:39,198 I promised her that I wouldn't say anything to you, 552 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,577 but then it really helped me win this argument. 553 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:46,080 * * 554 00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:50,209 [hammering] 555 00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:51,919 - What the fuck? 556 00:20:57,258 --> 00:20:59,802 [wind whooshing] 557 00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:02,764 [tense music] 558 00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:09,937 * * 559 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,278 [thunder booming] 560 00:21:18,112 --> 00:21:20,490 - [vocalizing] 561 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:22,116 - [vocalizing] 562 00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:32,627 - I don't understand what's happening. 563 00:21:38,925 --> 00:21:42,303 - We already went through this two weeks ago, 564 00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:45,556 with dumbfuck Marco and dumbfuck Columbus, Ohio. 565 00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:47,934 Remember? You chose me over him. 566 00:22:01,114 --> 00:22:03,658 - So you want to move to California? 567 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:09,414 - You wanna take my daughter 14,000 miles away from me? 568 00:22:09,455 --> 00:22:10,915 Or a thousand miles, or-- 569 00:22:10,957 --> 00:22:12,959 I don't know the distance. How far is Oakland? 570 00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:19,590 - A good life involves her dad. 571 00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:21,384 I can help you. 572 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:27,598 - That's not true. 573 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,017 [soft dramatic music] 574 00:22:39,235 --> 00:22:42,739 - Yes, there is. I almost had it today. 575 00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,743 - I promise you. I can do this. 576 00:22:47,952 --> 00:22:49,537 - I can fucking do this! 577 00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:51,748 [thunder booms, wind whooshes] 578 00:22:51,789 --> 00:22:53,499 - Dad? 579 00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:55,334 - It's okay, baby. 580 00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:57,045 It's just the power. 581 00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:08,347 * * 582 00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:23,112 - I gave the money to the lawyer. 583 00:23:23,154 --> 00:23:24,864 They were closed, but they sent someone 584 00:23:24,906 --> 00:23:27,158 through the storm to take my deposit. 585 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,912 Lawyers love money. "Suits" was right. 586 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:33,498 - Yeah, okay. Good. 587 00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:35,208 - Are you okay? 588 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:37,919 - I'm fine. 589 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,670 Can I borrow your car? 590 00:23:39,712 --> 00:23:41,381 - Right now? Why? 591 00:23:41,422 --> 00:23:43,591 - 'Cause. 592 00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:45,510 I'm going snake hunting. 593 00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:48,513 [determined music] 594 00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:50,056 * * 595 00:23:50,098 --> 00:23:52,975 - I mean, you said that very dramatically, 596 00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:54,727 and it was definitely cool, 597 00:23:54,769 --> 00:23:57,313 but there's a hurricane right now. 598 00:23:57,355 --> 00:24:00,525 I really don't think you should be going out there. 599 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,360 Craig! 600 00:24:02,402 --> 00:24:05,863 [engine turning over] 601 00:24:05,905 --> 00:24:07,573 If you're going, I'm going. 602 00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:08,741 - It's okay. You don't have to. 603 00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:11,119 - Craig, we're partners. 604 00:24:12,537 --> 00:24:15,081 Now, as someone who's often winging it, 605 00:24:15,123 --> 00:24:18,710 I find the lack of forethought here exhilarating. 606 00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:22,171 But also, what is the plan? 607 00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:25,174 - We're at fifth place, 25 feet of snake out of first. 608 00:24:25,216 --> 00:24:27,677 The six eggs from the grack sack gets us 12, 609 00:24:27,719 --> 00:24:30,471 so we just need to find a 13 footer before the contest ends. 610 00:24:30,513 --> 00:24:33,307 - Right. That makes sense. 611 00:24:33,349 --> 00:24:35,017 Smart. 612 00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:37,228 The only tiny little problem I see 613 00:24:37,270 --> 00:24:40,231 is the life-threatening winds and rain. 614 00:24:40,273 --> 00:24:42,233 - It's actually great because it means 615 00:24:42,275 --> 00:24:44,444 nobody else will be out hunting in this weather. 616 00:24:44,485 --> 00:24:46,946 [thunder booming] 617 00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:49,907 - Right. Totally. 618 00:24:49,949 --> 00:24:51,951 This is great. 619 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:54,620 [engine starts] 620 00:24:54,662 --> 00:25:01,794 * * 621 00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:05,923 [screams] Craig, slow down! - Oh, it's fuckin'-- 622 00:25:05,965 --> 00:25:08,342 - Look out! [screams] 623 00:25:08,384 --> 00:25:10,428 - [grunting] 624 00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:15,308 The billboard keeps catching the wind. 625 00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:16,601 It's gonna pull us off the road. 626 00:25:16,642 --> 00:25:18,102 - I mean, 627 00:25:18,144 --> 00:25:20,772 I guess we could always just turn around and go home. 628 00:25:20,813 --> 00:25:22,440 - We're not turning around! 629 00:25:22,482 --> 00:25:25,401 This is gonna work out. 630 00:25:25,443 --> 00:25:29,781 The universe will provide. I promise. 631 00:25:29,822 --> 00:25:32,408 Fuck it. I'm going out there. 632 00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:39,373 * * 633 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:43,002 - Oh, my God! 634 00:25:45,129 --> 00:25:47,298 This is crazy! It's pitch black! 635 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:50,802 We're never gonna find anything out here! 636 00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:53,304 - We'll find something, Jillian! 637 00:25:53,346 --> 00:25:54,514 We have to! 638 00:25:56,724 --> 00:26:00,603 - I can't see anything! Can you see anything? 639 00:26:04,107 --> 00:26:07,610 It's so fucking dark, Craig! 640 00:26:07,652 --> 00:26:10,947 Well, we gave it a go, and that's what matters! 641 00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:13,199 We can probably go home now! 642 00:26:14,784 --> 00:26:17,495 [panting] 643 00:26:17,537 --> 00:26:18,996 Oh, my God! 644 00:26:19,038 --> 00:26:22,708 There's nothing out here! 645 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,794 Craig, I wanna believe in you, 646 00:26:24,836 --> 00:26:29,924 but I don't think the universe is gonna send us a-- 647 00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:31,300 oh, shit. 648 00:26:31,342 --> 00:26:33,845 Is that the snake that ate Noah? 649 00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:36,848 - Yep, that's him. 650 00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:38,516 What you think? 651 00:26:38,558 --> 00:26:40,226 16 footer? 652 00:26:40,268 --> 00:26:44,105 - You don't have to do this. What about Isaiah? 653 00:26:44,147 --> 00:26:48,443 - Nothing but snakes, all the way down. 654 00:26:52,739 --> 00:26:55,700 [Phantogram's "Cruel World"] 655 00:26:55,742 --> 00:26:58,745 * * 656 00:26:58,786 --> 00:27:01,873 - * I'm putting you out of your misery * 657 00:27:01,914 --> 00:27:04,834 * * 658 00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:07,837 * 'Cause, darling, you're dragging me down * 659 00:27:07,879 --> 00:27:10,798 * * 660 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,886 * I wish I could say that I'm sorry * 661 00:27:14,927 --> 00:27:19,474 * But I'm over that now, I'm taking you out * 662 00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:21,726 * It's a cruel, cruel world * 663 00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:28,649 * * 664 00:27:37,617 --> 00:27:38,910 - What is this? 665 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:40,703 * * 666 00:27:40,745 --> 00:27:42,747 - * I used to see beauty in people * 667 00:27:42,789 --> 00:27:46,834 - That, my friend, is $20,000. 668 00:27:46,876 --> 00:27:49,921 - * But now I see muscle and bones * 669 00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:52,590 * * 670 00:27:52,632 --> 00:27:55,843 * You know I never wanted to hurt you * 671 00:27:55,885 --> 00:27:57,762 - Zay, it's me. Listen. 672 00:27:57,804 --> 00:27:59,931 - * But I'm sorry, my friend, this is the end * 673 00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:01,766 - You gonna want to run. 674 00:28:01,808 --> 00:28:04,936 - * So I'm saying my goodbyes * 675 00:28:04,977 --> 00:28:07,563 * * 676 00:28:07,605 --> 00:28:10,525 * Goodbye to my good side * 677 00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:13,486 * * 678 00:28:13,528 --> 00:28:16,572 * It only ever got me hurt * 679 00:28:16,614 --> 00:28:19,617 * And I finally learned * 680 00:28:19,659 --> 00:28:22,036 * It's a cruel, cruel world * 681 00:28:22,078 --> 00:28:25,623 * * 682 00:28:25,665 --> 00:28:28,918 * It's a cruel, cruel world * 683 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:34,549 * * 684 00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:37,844 * Erase you from my mind * 685 00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:40,847 * I'm sorry, but I * 686 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:43,558 * I'm cutting all the ties * 687 00:28:43,599 --> 00:28:46,853 * So I'm saying my goodbyes * 688 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:49,897 * * 689 00:28:49,939 --> 00:28:52,650 * Goodbye to my good side * 690 00:28:52,692 --> 00:28:55,611 * * 691 00:28:55,653 --> 00:28:58,573 * It only ever got me hurt * 692 00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:01,951 * And I finally learned * 693 00:29:01,993 --> 00:29:04,162 * It's a cruel, cruel world * 694 00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:07,915 * * 695 00:29:07,957 --> 00:29:11,002 * It's a cruel, cruel world * 696 00:29:11,044 --> 00:29:14,088 * * 697 00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:16,841 * Cruel, cruel world * 698 00:29:16,883 --> 00:29:24,057 * * 699 00:29:29,812 --> 00:29:31,731 - Not a doctor. Shh.