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[narrator] Previously on Velma.
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Guilty.
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Based on what?
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I'm saving money
to hire a private investigator
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to find my biological family.
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Norville, guess what
Daphne gave me?
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Uh, is it mononucleosis?
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Because I saw you two
kiss last night.
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Honestly, I think
what I really need is a friend.
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Me too.
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But also maybe
a friend who found who--
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No.
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Let's just keep it simple
and try and be friends again.
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Yeah, you're right.
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[Velma] Now, this may be hard
to believe,
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but I was never that popular.
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[screaming]
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[children crying]
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I just never seemed
to really fit in
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with the other girls.
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Ugh, weirdo.
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Which was fine.
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I always took pride
in not fitting the mold.
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[laughs wickedly]
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-[electricity crackling]
-[pig shrieking]
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Oh God!
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And while you'd think a brush
with a serial killer
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might have brought us
all together...
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Well, it's official.
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Two weeks
without a murder, y'all.
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...you'd have thought wrong.
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-[plays flute]
-Oops.
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[laughing]
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Ugh. I hate hot girls.
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Except Daphne.
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[woman screaming]
Help! Help!
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I just found another
dead girl killed
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in exactly the same way
as the others.
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[all screaming]
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Well, great.
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A $10,000 banner
down the drain.
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Another dead girl?
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-[mic feedbacks]
-So I got good news
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and I got bad news.
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The good news,
as this new girl was murdered
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while Fred Jones
was in jail,
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Fred is exonerated
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and going free.
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But we just turned his room
into an ice skating rink.
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Now for the bad news.
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The real murderer
is still on the loose.
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[crowd gasps]
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Now, are there
any more questions?
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[Velma] Yeah, I have one.
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How come no one
ever cared this much
about my missing mom?
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[crowd shouts indistinctly]
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[Sheriff Cogburn]
All right! Quiet!
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Now, there's a good reason
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we're taking this case
more seriously
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than the "missing mother"
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of a mouthy girl.
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We've had a breakthrough.
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-[crowd gasps]
-Now, after careful review
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of all the evidence,
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we have found a pattern.
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-[crowd gasps]
-[man] Interesting.
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Each of the victims is hot.
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Oh my God! We're hot.
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Hold on!
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Are you telling us
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life is now even harder
for beautiful girls?
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Gigi and her friends
already spent half their days
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responding to compliments.
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Thank you, Dad.
That's so nice.
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Tragically, yes.
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[all gasping]
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Our hot little baby.
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Now, we don't have the money
to protect every student.
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So instead we've decided
to rank the five hottest girls
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at Crystal Cove High School,
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and give them each
a personal police detail.
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Fun, right?
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Yeah. We're calling it
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the Crystal Cove
Hope Initiative.
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-[crowd cheering and clapping]
-[woman] Yeah, acronyms.
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Wait. So a couple of
middle aged white dudes
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are gonna decide
which of us are hottest?
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Okay. Well,
if you have
a better idea
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of how to make the list
maybe you should do it, Velma.
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You want me to make the list?
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I'd rather die.
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-[crowd gasps]
-Velma, please.
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That's a very insensitive
thing to say.
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I mean, especially
from a student
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who is in no danger
from a hot girl murderer.
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[crowd agreeing]
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Also, if you don't do it,
a bunch of other girls
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will be murdered,
of course,
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and with them,
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Crystal Cove's
tourism based economy.
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-[man] Not the economy!
-[crowd clamoring]
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Fine. Though don't forget
that ranking hot girls
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is exactly how the Trojan War
and Facebook started.
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Velma, wait up.
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On behalf
of hot girls everywhere,
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thank you for agreeing
to make that list.
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Friends, Velma.
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We both just need
to be friends right now.
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[whispers] Especially
because I finally
have enough money
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to hire a detective
to find my birth parents.
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Uh, hello. I'm a detective.
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Velma, you already have
too much on your plate.
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And our relationship
is complicated enough as it is.
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Is it though?
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Maybe we should
hug again to see.
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No, you're right.
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But if you want to help,
take something off my plate,
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make this hot girl list for me.
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Uh, you mean the list
of which of my friends
might get to live?
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No thanks. One,
I hate making lists,
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and two...
Oh, no, this is a list.
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But I can't do it.
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Next to you,
every other girl looks like
a potato in a dress to me.
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Aw.
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You guys talking
about the hot girl list?
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Be careful, 'cause us bitches
will do anything
to get on it.
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Anything.
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Have fun with this. Bye.
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♪ I just like the attention ♪
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♪ Baby you know
I got tricks up my sleeve ♪
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-♪ Come to my intervention ♪
-[people gasping]
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♪ Do I have your attention ♪
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♪ All eyes on me ♪
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[alarm blaring]
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-Ooh.
-♪ Do you like what you see? ♪
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Pick me, Velma.
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♪ All eyes on me ♪
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[clangs]
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Hey, Velma.
You need to finish that list.
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It's bad enough
girls might die,
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but now
my trumpet is dented.
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I'm trying. This is the first
chance I've had to focus.
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Thank God, hot girls
would rather be murdered
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than enter the band room.
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And the hot girls
are distracting
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because you recently came out
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and get too turned on to focus.
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-Got it, copy.
-Norville,
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I didn't come out, I told you.
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I like Daphne
but also find Fred attractive.
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He has this deep,
inexplicable magnetism.
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That's called being rich,
but go on.
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But Daphne,
our personalities just click.
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I can't explain it.
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Mmm, I see.
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But if you had to explain it,
so I... I mean, someone
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could possibly study
Daphne's personality
and emulate it,
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so you liked him
instead of her.
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Ugh. This is exactly
the problem with this list.
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Men make everything about them
and what they want.
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Not me. I'm an ally.
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Now get back to my question.
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Our whole lives,
girls are told by guys
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there's a right way to be hot,
and I'm not it.
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Guys even teach us
to be ashamed
of our own bodies.
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Every little kid knows
how to draw a penis,
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but make a little kid
draw a vagina,
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and what happens?
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-You go to jail?
-Exactly.
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But now, because of this list,
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I have to validate
everything I hate
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about men's ideas of
beauty norms
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or girls will die.
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And one of them
might be Daphne.
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Imagine all the things
you'd miss about
her personality.
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In this form,
out loud, and go.
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Okay, look, I know
my hottest list won't help you.
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♪ I just like the attention♪
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♪ Baby you know I got--♪
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But if you can manage
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to not get too horned up
from his magnetism,
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we do know a guy
who might be able to help.
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[prison horn blaring]
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[metal gate creaking]
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Mmm.
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Mom, stop.
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-Not in front of my gang.
-[laughing]
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Hey, Fred.
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Wow! You look good after jail.
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And you're way less
stabbed to death
than I expected.
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Uh, thanks.
You look--
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Why am I here?
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I need your help
ranking the five hottest girls
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at Crystal Cove High.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I did that for
the science fair last year
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and got suspended.
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Your entry was called,
"From Freud to Jung:
An exploration in horniness."
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But it's fine.
The police need the list
to keep hot girls safe.
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Oh, so like charity work? Okay.
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But if this doesn't help
restore my public image
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as a good guy,
I'mma be pissed.
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All right.
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Yes...
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Yes...
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[ethereal music playing]
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Yeah!
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[pants]
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[Velma] Daphne, Olive,
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Gigi, Becca and... Kimmy?
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But Kimmy's so sweet.
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Wait. Is it an
inner beauty thing?
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No, it's a huge-cans thing.
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Now, anything else
I can do for you?
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Yeah, maybe read this.
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The Feminine Mystique.
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No way, I love Mystique.
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Is this about
whether Jennifer Lawrence
is hotter than Rebecca Romijn?
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Well, I'm excited to see
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how they settled that
in under 400 pages.
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[man] Look, kid, I know
you wanna find
your biological parents,
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but as my name makes clear,
I'm too short
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and too high to be useful.
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[sighs]
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[doorknob rattling]
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Moms, my door's locked.
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Sorry, sweetie,
we had no choice.
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The serial killer
is targeting hot girls,
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and you're almost
as hot as Donna.
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Oh, you.
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But you can't just imprison
a totally innocent person.
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What don't you get about cops?
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-Visitor!
-[yelps]
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Norville? What
are you doing here?
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Well, with all the talk
about hotness,
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I'm writing an article
for the student
newspaper titled,
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"Reasons someone might like
someone else's personality."
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So what do Velmas--
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Uh, I mean, people see in you?
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We have a student newspaper?
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-[shatters]
-[shrieks]
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Hey! Who just threw a rock
through my window?
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Do you have any idea
what a pain it is
to get out the vacuum?
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Huh?
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There's no one there.
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And this isn't a rock.
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It's a geode
from the crystal mines,
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The crystal mines?
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That old tourist attraction
that's now a seagull toilet
full of condoms?
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[sighs] Here's your dumb list
of hot girls.
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Of course,
if society exerted
half this effort
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teaching girls
not to be slaves
to the patriarchy,
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we wouldn't have this problem
in the first place.
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Boys don't like
a know it all, Velma.
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Wait. Oh my God,
that's it.
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Boys don't like a know it all.
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If the serial killer
258
00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,470
only wants hotties,
instead of spending
half our town budget
259
00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,806
on police protection
for five smoke-shows,
260
00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,307
why don't you just teach them
261
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,518
to be not hot
like you, Velma?
262
00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:21,811
Wait. So you're saying
263
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,938
I get to actually
release these girls
264
00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,773
from the shackles
of the male gaze?
265
00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,441
[Sheriff Cogburn] Exactly.
266
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,859
[both] Uggo lessons!
267
00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:29,735
Mmm.
268
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,028
[doorbell rings]
269
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,989
Hi, girls.
270
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:36,075
Velma, your new
way-cooler friends are here.
271
00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,244
Oh, we're not friends.
272
00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:39,829
Because of Velma
273
00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,290
our personal police details,
which we earned by being hot,
274
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,042
got downgraded
to uggo lessons.
275
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,961
You know, maybe
a good place to start
276
00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:50,172
would be not referring
to what we're doing
as "uggo lessons".
277
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,383
I was thinking,
maybe goddess renewals.
278
00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:53,884
I don't care what you call it.
279
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,679
We're not starting
until Daphne gets here.
280
00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,014
Oh, Daphne isn't coming.
281
00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,725
Her moms have her
in a full on Rapunzel sitch,
282
00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,351
so she gets a pass.
283
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,769
Okay. But the thing is,
284
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,230
we kind of rely on Daphne
to tell us what to do.
285
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,440
She's like our queen bee,
286
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,692
and you're like a...
a King Kong.
287
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:10,693
[grunts]
288
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,111
Well, interestingly enough,
289
00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,322
a key component
to being not hot
290
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,406
is not fitting in.
291
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,116
And the best way to not fit in
292
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,535
is to never just do
what other people
tell you to do.
293
00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:21,454
Like how King Kong
didn't listen to people,
294
00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,747
so airplanes killed him?
295
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,206
No. You know what?
296
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,459
We need to start these
uggo lessons right now.
297
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,919
[engine starts]
298
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,421
Daphne, your moms are gone,
299
00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,381
but how
are you gonna get out?
300
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,216
-[lock rattling]
-Damn!
301
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,844
Thank you for helping me find
who threw that geode
302
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,889
and for explaining geodes
in terms I can understand,
303
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,182
the hot-girls of rocks.
304
00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,516
Daphne, look,
305
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,352
I'm always up for anything
geode related,
306
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,227
know that,
307
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,771
but have you wondered
308
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,773
if this is the serial killer
trying to lure you out?
309
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,691
I have.
And have you wondered
310
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,401
how grateful
everyone would be
311
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,279
if we caught him,
including Velma?
312
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,405
What? Velma?
313
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,948
Why would I care
what Velma thinks?
314
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,745
The Feminine Mystique
is a total rip-off.
315
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,122
Not one mention
of a sexy shape-shifter.
316
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:09,085
This was more disappointing
than George Bernard Shaw's
Man and Superman.
317
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,253
Ugh, I feel weird.
318
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:12,755
Nice.
319
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,757
Banging bod, unhooked bikini.
320
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,258
Oh, hello.
321
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,885
What do we have here?
322
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,095
Sensible shoes,
323
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,930
forging her own identity,
324
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,474
regardless of
what society expects.
325
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,435
She's just got this
kind of mystique.
326
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,062
Wait.
327
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,321
What have you done to me?
328
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,616
So we have one day
to unlearn
329
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,743
a lifetime
of internalized misogyny.
330
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,412
I'm getting waxed at 4:00.
331
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,704
Then we have until 4:00.
332
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,834
No, terrible, too flattering.
333
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,502
Oh, these might work.
334
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,838
Damn it! Now you look
hot and relatable,
335
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,631
like an athlete
who wears glasses.
336
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,967
Ugh, just put on
the sleeping bag.
337
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:01,470
♪ Oh-oh-oh
Go totally crazy♪
338
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,389
♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪
339
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,766
♪ Men's shirts, short skirts ♪
340
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,810
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
341
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,353
How do we do our hair?
342
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,938
Wet bun
or cut it, baby.
343
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:11,814
[all gasping]
344
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,190
♪ Oh-oh-oh, ♪
345
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,109
♪ get in the action ♪
346
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,902
♪ Feel the attraction ♪
347
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,238
♪ Color my hair
Do what I dare ♪
348
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,823
♪ Oh-oh-oh, ♪
349
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,283
♪ I wanna be free, yeah ♪
350
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:26,078
♪ To feel the way I feel ♪
351
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,955
♪ Man! I feel like a woman! ♪
352
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,748
[screams]
353
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,375
[Norville] So welcome
to the Crystal Cove
Historical Society.
354
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,335
You can learn anything
about geodes
355
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,587
and the crystal mines here.
356
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:35,838
And time permitting,
357
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,674
walk through
the hall of controllers.
358
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,426
[shatters]
359
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,636
So Crystal Cove's
famous crystal mines
360
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,514
were discovered
in the 19th century
361
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,184
by a prospector who thought
he'd found a gold mine
362
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,685
and was looking for a rock
363
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,228
with which to bash
his partner's brains in.
364
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,521
[splatters]
365
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,856
I'm rich!
366
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,733
But the crystal were worthless.
367
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,193
[splatters]
368
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,987
Then came the 1970s,
and everything changed.
369
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,407
A nation
betrayed by Vietnam
and endless guitar solos,
370
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,201
people abandoned
their old belief systems
371
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,161
in favor
of literally anything else.
372
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,039
Enter the healing power
of crystals.
373
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,541
And Crystal Cove
became a boom town.
374
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,503
The mines themselves
became a tourist destination.
375
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,838
But by the 1980s,
the crystal fad ended,
376
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,299
replaced by the aerobics fad
and the cocaine fad.
377
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,176
Crystal Cove never recovered.
378
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,637
The mines closed
and the guy running the display
379
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,013
got into sexual pottery.
380
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,389
Which is why I'm ending
the tour early.
381
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,641
[Daphne gasps] Norville.
382
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,809
I feel like
I've been here before
383
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:31,977
as a baby.
384
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,437
[baby Daphne crying]
385
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,898
[baby Daphne cooing]
386
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,359
Is that crazy?
387
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,236
No, I vividly remember
breast feeding.
388
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,362
Though I did stop at five.
389
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,489
Ugh. What if that geode
390
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,075
was thrown by my birth parents?
391
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,785
Maybe they're also trying
to find me
392
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,245
without my mom's finding out.
393
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,123
-We have to go there.
-[yelps]
394
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,167
Mayor Dave,
Sheriff Cogburn,
395
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,919
I want you to remember
this moment.
396
00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:00,714
For far too long,
we have told girls
that pain is beauty.
397
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,049
Well, today
398
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,968
you will see these
painfully beautiful girls
399
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,679
transform from "Damn"
to "Eh..."
400
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,392
Ooh, they are so hot,
Daddy likey.
401
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,936
Wait. You were supposed
to do the opposite.
402
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:14,937
What the hell, Velma?
403
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,313
Yeah. What the hell, girls?
404
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,274
Where's the hair
I wove onto your arms?
405
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,567
It's gone, Velma.
406
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,444
This wasn't an exercise
in deprogramming,
407
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,488
it's an exercise
in slut-shaming.
408
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,199
No woman should
ever have to change
who she is
409
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,327
or how she dresses
to not be murdered.
410
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,162
But you're more
than your looks, Olive.
411
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,999
You can reverse your car
without even looking
at the camera.
412
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,292
I know, Velma,
413
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,169
just like I know
I love looking hot.
414
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,089
You think every girl
deep down is like you,
415
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,424
but you're wrong.
416
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,260
In fact, your definition
of womanhood
417
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:49,305
is even more restrictive
than ours.
418
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,348
We'll take
our police details now,
419
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,516
and no uggos,
420
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,518
just beefcake.
421
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,230
Me-ow!
422
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,189
Cat-fight.
423
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,153
[echoing] Your definition
of womanhood
424
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,822
is even more
restrictive than ours.
425
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:07,740
[shrieks]
426
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,658
[sighs in relief]
427
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:12,828
Hmm.
428
00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:14,038
[school bell ringing]
429
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,290
Something's different
about you today.
430
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:19,501
Wait. You didn't try
an energy drink again,
did you?
431
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,670
No. It's just that
after yesterday,
432
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,547
I have no clue
how to be a woman
433
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,424
in a way that doesn't judge
other women.
434
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,718
So you picked Monster.
435
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:30,179
How dare you
call any woman a monster,
436
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,472
you monster?
437
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,057
I'm dressed like this
to show support
438
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,601
for all the beautiful ways
women express themselves.
439
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,436
Even the ones
I think are stupid.
440
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,355
[moans in pain]
441
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,191
I know it's very upsetting
that I have to re-evaluate
all my beliefs.
442
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,275
Thank you for understanding.
443
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,318
It's not that.
444
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,527
I'm having a baby.
445
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,488
Right. But are you having
a baby?
446
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,240
Or did society tell you
to have a baby?
447
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,867
Wait, you're really having
a baby.
448
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,327
Call 911!
449
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,579
Wait, No. Call a cab.
Taxi births make the news.
450
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,789
I am calling,
451
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,749
but we're trapped
in the carpool lane.
452
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,376
You have to get
these cars to move
453
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,044
so an ambulance can get in.
454
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:02,961
[moans in pain]
455
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,380
Okay, I'll, uh...
456
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,215
-[woman] Hey! Move, buddy!
-[man] Hey! Come on!
457
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,425
It's the hot-girls
police details! Yes!
458
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,094
Help, Sheriff Cogburn! Help!
459
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,346
Look out!
It's the serial killer!
460
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,015
And he's even crazier
than we thought!
461
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,558
What? No!
462
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,395
It's Velma! My dad's goomar
is having a baby.
463
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,979
Aw, a wittle guy?
464
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,190
No, you need to get these cars
out of here
465
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,400
so an ambulance can get in.
466
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,401
[moans in pain]
467
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,902
-10-4.
-[siren blaring]
468
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,404
All right, everybody.
469
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,782
We got ourselves
an official tender moment.
470
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,409
A woman is experiencing
471
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,495
the sacred miracle
of childbirth!
472
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:37,621
[woman] Oh! Look at that!
473
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,956
Oh! She's crowning.
474
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,708
Actually, I should
probably see this too,
475
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,126
always wondered
how it worked.
476
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,252
Come on, fellas!
477
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,920
It's show-and-tell time.
478
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,630
Wait, no! Where are you going?
479
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,589
[ambulance siren wailing]
480
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,716
[horn blaring]
481
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,134
Olive, please help me.
482
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,760
If we can get these students
out of the way,
483
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,512
the ambulance
could drive up on the grass.
484
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,931
Sure, but no one's
moving, Velma.
485
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,308
A lady is giving birth
in front of school.
486
00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,685
This is literally why
487
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,437
social media exists.
488
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,106
Stop! Or at least get
my ring light.
It's in the trunk.
489
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,734
Then you'll just have
to give them something
better to look at.
490
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,235
Wait! You're not thinking--
491
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,195
Yes, I need you to muster
all of your sexiness
492
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,239
and lure everyone away
with a sexy dance.
493
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,700
Like a shimmy into
a bouncy thing?
494
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,243
I'm not a dancer.
495
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,953
Just show me ass cheeks
going in different directions.
496
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,248
And what? You'll just watch
and silently judge us?
497
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,376
Pass. Our sexy dancing
is for ourselves.
498
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,336
And once to raise money
for a dog
499
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,796
that needed hip surgery.
500
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,132
Fine. If you won't do it,
I will.
501
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,800
Hey, everyone, look at me!
502
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,678
I'm sexy, I'm fun.
503
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:35,888
[Velma] Ooh, yeah.
504
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,598
I'm rolling on some gum.
505
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,391
Did I accidentally tase her?
506
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,311
What's happening?
Why isn't this luring the crowd
towards me?
507
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,730
Because if you're
gonna be sexy,
508
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,148
you have to own it.
509
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,983
You look like
a white influencer
510
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,818
trying to choreograph
her own dance
511
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,403
instead of just stealing one.
512
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,738
I know. I'm trying,
513
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,491
but I'm just not comfortable
owning it.
514
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,743
Wait, that's it.
That's the answer.
515
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:01,830
Just like how you're all women
who don't wanna own shorts
that cover your butt,
516
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,249
I'm a woman
who doesn't wanna own it.
517
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,210
And one isn't better
than the other.
518
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,753
Whoa, whoa! Hold on.
519
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,589
So you're saying,
while we're all juicy asses...
520
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,342
I'm all sass and glasses, baby.
521
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,178
Velma! Hurry up
and do something!
522
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,638
Yes, of course.
523
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,848
Girls, let's do a respective
yet equally valid dance.
524
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,768
[hip hop music playing]
525
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,151
[groaning like zombies]
526
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,656
[grunting]
527
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,585
Oh my God!
528
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,839
Norville, I've definitely
been here before.
529
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,550
I feel like all the answers
to my questions
530
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,426
about my parents are in there.
531
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,427
[Norville] The bathrooms?
532
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,972
Wait. I mean in there.
533
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,641
Daphne, this is a bad idea.
534
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,892
It's too coincidental.
535
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,477
The serial killer could know
536
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,271
you're looking for your parents
and be manipulating you.
537
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,565
Wow. I would be
a really good serial killer.
538
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,066
Was that vocational test right?
539
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,318
I know it's risky, Norville,
but I have to try.
540
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,529
Finding my parents
is the only way to figure out
541
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,906
why I'm so different
from everyone.
542
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,241
This is gonna sound crazy,
543
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,118
but I love danger.
544
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,081
[laughs maniacally]
545
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,168
No. Not a cute one.
546
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:36,758
Oops.
547
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,718
[laughing]
548
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,762
Apologize.
549
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,975
My moms
have done everything
to teach me to be safe,
550
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,269
but I'm still
danger-prone Daphne.
551
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,604
Fighting, dealing drugs,
552
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,939
possibly walking
into a serial killer's trap.
553
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691
Who are my biological parents,
554
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,610
and why am I like this?
555
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,194
-[sighs]
-What's wrong?
556
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,154
Everything.
557
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,697
I hate danger,
558
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,116
so I can't mimic
your personality
to make Velma like me.
559
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,160
Yeah, that's what
I've been trying to do.
560
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,286
No.
561
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,829
Yep. And it would've
worked, too.
562
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,497
I'm inquisitive
and athletic,
563
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,999
and I can fake being dumb
564
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,626
after carrying on
a conversation
with you all day.
565
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,378
-Mmm-hmm.
-But I can't
make myself like danger.
566
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,130
I'm far too sane.
567
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,883
So if that's the thrill ride
to nowhere Velma's
looking for
568
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,134
I'm wasting my time.
569
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,844
I'm sorry, Norville,
but trust me,
570
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,930
there's someone other than
Velma out there for you.
571
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,307
Yeah, sorry. I can't do this
dumb talk anymore.
572
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,642
-I'm gonna hop.
-What?
573
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,143
You can't just leave me here.
574
00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:29,728
I'm not afraid
of who's in there.
575
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,146
I'm just afraid
they'll think I'm a loser
576
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,023
who couldn't get friends
to come with them.
577
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,567
Yeah, well, there's no world
where I'm ever solving
a mystery
578
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,985
in an abandoned amusement park.
579
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,737
So if you want a ride,
it's now or never.
580
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,738
[car doorknob clicks]
581
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,408
[sighs] Fine, I'm coming.
582
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,661
But you're only getting
two stars.
583
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,912
[engine starts]
584
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,456
[man chuckling]
585
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,624
[snoring]
586
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,877
Velma, I know we've had
our differences,
587
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,837
but you really saved the day.
588
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,339
And not just because
your janky nails
589
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,924
came in handy
for cutting the cord.
590
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,717
I was pretty great today
wasn't I?
591
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,011
Possibly the greatest
woman of all time.
592
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,346
Even better than that girl
593
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,931
with a ponytail
that's on the quarter.
594
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,933
You know, after seeing you
take charge like that,
595
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:11,687
I really hope my little girl
grows up to be
just like you.
596
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,647
Wow. Thank you, Sophie.
597
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,232
On the inside at least.
598
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,191
[Velma sighs]
599
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:21,863
Nope, not for me.
600
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,409
Yes, for me.
601
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:26,952
Fred?
602
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,037
I, uh, think you meant
603
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,789
to send this
to Daphne next door.
604
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:31,832
No, Velma, wait!
605
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,001
I'm here
because I want you.
606
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:37,170
To be the before picture
in another diet pill scam?
607
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,880
I mean, at least
you're asking this time.
608
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,340
No, that book you gave me
609
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,467
opened my eyes
to your inner beauty.
610
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,885
Wait, really? [gasps]
611
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,470
I've dreamt about this moment
612
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,847
one time on an airplane.
613
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,307
I was escorted off.
It's not important.
614
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,225
Hey, I'm as surprised
as you are,
615
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,102
but you know,
what can I say?
616
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,437
That book broke my brain.
617
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,938
So let's make the best of this
618
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,107
reverse Beauty and the Beast
nightmare, right?
619
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,275
Wait, what?
620
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,444
Anyway, wanna go
to Hand Stuff Point?
621
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,076
Fred, while I'm glad
you've learned
622
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,619
to appreciate inner beauty...
623
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,122
Oh, yes.
Speak your mind, baby.
624
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,000
Right. Well, I also prefer
inner beauty.
625
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,835
And, yes,
up until right now,
626
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,253
I found you irresistible.
627
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,297
But now
I just find you gross.
628
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,256
What? How?
629
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:23,425
You know I'm rich, right?
630
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,178
Like, I once sat through
an entire opera rich.
631
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,971
Sorry, Fred,
but for what it's worth,
632
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,015
I am keeping
the picture you sent me
633
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,058
for plane rides.
634
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,059
[theme music playing]
635
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:48,575
[sighs in relief]
636
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,119
If Velma can be herself,
Gigi, so can you.
637
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,749
-[groans]
-Hey, watch
where you're going.
638
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,876
Valedictorians have
the right of way.
639
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:58,919
Gigi?
640
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,295
Hi.
641
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,547
Are you talking
about my IQ?
642
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,800
You tell me.