1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,757 [narrator] Previously on Velma. 2 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:08,675 Guilty. 3 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:11,010 Based on what? 4 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:13,430 I'm saving money to hire a private investigator 5 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,598 to find my biological family. 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,517 Norville, guess what Daphne gave me? 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,227 Uh, is it mononucleosis? 8 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,354 Because I saw you two kiss last night. 9 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:24,607 Honestly, I think what I really need is a friend. 10 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,984 Me too. 11 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:28,153 But also maybe a friend who found who-- 12 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:29,612 No. 13 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,448 Let's just keep it simple and try and be friends again. 14 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,574 Yeah, you're right. 15 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,874 [Velma] Now, this may be hard to believe, 16 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,001 but I was never that popular. 17 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:43,918 [screaming] 18 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,336 [children crying] 19 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,297 I just never seemed to really fit in 20 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,465 with the other girls. 21 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:49,632 Ugh, weirdo. 22 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,134 Which was fine. 23 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,303 I always took pride in not fitting the mold. 24 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,471 [laughs wickedly] 25 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,472 -[electricity crackling] -[pig shrieking] 26 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,098 Oh God! 27 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,683 And while you'd think a brush with a serial killer 28 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,310 might have brought us all together... 29 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,519 Well, it's official. 30 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,938 Two weeks without a murder, y'all. 31 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,440 ...you'd have thought wrong. 32 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:06,983 -[plays flute] -Oops. 33 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:08,026 [laughing] 34 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,986 Ugh. I hate hot girls. 35 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:11,070 Except Daphne. 36 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,572 [woman screaming] Help! Help! 37 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,449 I just found another dead girl killed 38 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:17,035 in exactly the same way as the others. 39 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,203 [all screaming] 40 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,329 Well, great. 41 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,998 A $10,000 banner down the drain. 42 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:23,625 Another dead girl? 43 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,174 -[mic feedbacks] -So I got good news 44 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,717 and I got bad news. 45 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,969 The good news, as this new girl was murdered 46 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,513 while Fred Jones was in jail, 47 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:37,847 Fred is exonerated 48 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,349 and going free. 49 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,227 But we just turned his room into an ice skating rink. 50 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,937 Now for the bad news. 51 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:46,815 The real murderer is still on the loose. 52 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,024 [crowd gasps] 53 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:49,859 Now, are there any more questions? 54 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,653 [Velma] Yeah, I have one. 55 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,988 How come no one ever cared this much about my missing mom? 56 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,240 [crowd shouts indistinctly] 57 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,536 [Sheriff Cogburn] All right! Quiet! 58 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,204 Now, there's a good reason 59 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,706 we're taking this case more seriously 60 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,333 than the "missing mother" 61 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:06,960 of a mouthy girl. 62 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:08,336 We've had a breakthrough. 63 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,713 -[crowd gasps] -Now, after careful review 64 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,382 of all the evidence, 65 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,050 we have found a pattern. 66 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,176 -[crowd gasps] -[man] Interesting. 67 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,721 Each of the victims is hot. 68 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,306 Oh my God! We're hot. 69 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,266 Hold on! 70 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,684 Are you telling us 71 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,853 life is now even harder for beautiful girls? 72 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,272 Gigi and her friends already spent half their days 73 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,731 responding to compliments. 74 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,359 Thank you, Dad. That's so nice. 75 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:32,402 Tragically, yes. 76 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:33,319 [all gasping] 77 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,863 Our hot little baby. 78 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:38,324 Now, we don't have the money to protect every student. 79 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:42,745 So instead we've decided to rank the five hottest girls 80 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,706 at Crystal Cove High School, 81 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,625 and give them each a personal police detail. 82 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:48,585 Fun, right? 83 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:49,669 Yeah. We're calling it 84 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:52,088 the Crystal Cove Hope Initiative. 85 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,465 -[crowd cheering and clapping] -[woman] Yeah, acronyms. 86 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,759 Wait. So a couple of middle aged white dudes 87 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,845 are gonna decide which of us are hottest? 88 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,139 Okay. Well, if you have a better idea 89 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,308 of how to make the list maybe you should do it, Velma. 90 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:04,934 You want me to make the list? 91 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,102 I'd rather die. 92 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:07,854 -[crowd gasps] -Velma, please. 93 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:10,189 That's a very insensitive thing to say. 94 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,649 I mean, especially from a student 95 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,444 who is in no danger from a hot girl murderer. 96 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,820 [crowd agreeing] 97 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,489 Also, if you don't do it, a bunch of other girls 98 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:19,991 will be murdered, of course, 99 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,242 and with them, 100 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,953 Crystal Cove's tourism based economy. 101 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,705 -[man] Not the economy! -[crowd clamoring] 102 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:30,460 Fine. Though don't forget that ranking hot girls 103 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,671 is exactly how the Trojan War and Facebook started. 104 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,674 Velma, wait up. 105 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,635 On behalf of hot girls everywhere, 106 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,054 thank you for agreeing to make that list. 107 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,434 Friends, Velma. 108 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,353 We both just need to be friends right now. 109 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,730 [whispers] Especially because I finally have enough money 110 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:53,441 to hire a detective to find my birth parents. 111 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,276 Uh, hello. I'm a detective. 112 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,195 Velma, you already have too much on your plate. 113 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,739 And our relationship is complicated enough as it is. 114 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:00,865 Is it though? 115 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,533 Maybe we should hug again to see. 116 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:03,993 No, you're right. 117 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,411 But if you want to help, take something off my plate, 118 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,330 make this hot girl list for me. 119 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,791 Uh, you mean the list of which of my friends might get to live? 120 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,001 No thanks. One, I hate making lists, 121 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,711 and two... Oh, no, this is a list. 122 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,630 But I can't do it. 123 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:18,424 Next to you, every other girl looks like a potato in a dress to me. 124 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,342 Aw. 125 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,430 You guys talking about the hot girl list? 126 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:28,184 Be careful, 'cause us bitches will do anything to get on it. 127 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,520 Anything. 128 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,439 Have fun with this. Bye. 129 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,692 ♪ I just like the attention ♪ 130 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,986 ♪ Baby you know I got tricks up my sleeve ♪ 131 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,363 -♪ Come to my intervention ♪ -[people gasping] 132 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,699 ♪ Do I have your attention ♪ 133 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,534 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 134 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,203 [alarm blaring] 135 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:50,164 -Ooh. -♪ Do you like what you see? ♪ 136 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,000 Pick me, Velma. 137 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,960 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 138 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,128 [clangs] 139 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,719 Hey, Velma. You need to finish that list. 140 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:03,928 It's bad enough girls might die, 141 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,555 but now my trumpet is dented. 142 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,765 I'm trying. This is the first chance I've had to focus. 143 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,976 Thank God, hot girls would rather be murdered 144 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,185 than enter the band room. 145 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,854 And the hot girls are distracting 146 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,439 because you recently came out 147 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,733 and get too turned on to focus. 148 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,900 -Got it, copy. -Norville, 149 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,694 I didn't come out, I told you. 150 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:22,530 I like Daphne but also find Fred attractive. 151 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,533 He has this deep, inexplicable magnetism. 152 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:26,951 That's called being rich, but go on. 153 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,996 But Daphne, our personalities just click. 154 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:30,955 I can't explain it. 155 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,623 Mmm, I see. 156 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,501 But if you had to explain it, so I... I mean, someone 157 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,171 could possibly study Daphne's personality and emulate it, 158 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,922 so you liked him instead of her. 159 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,258 Ugh. This is exactly the problem with this list. 160 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:45,011 Men make everything about them and what they want. 161 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,429 Not me. I'm an ally. 162 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,764 Now get back to my question. 163 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,099 Our whole lives, girls are told by guys 164 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,351 there's a right way to be hot, and I'm not it. 165 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,104 Guys even teach us to be ashamed of our own bodies. 166 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,315 Every little kid knows how to draw a penis, 167 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,108 but make a little kid draw a vagina, 168 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,777 and what happens? 169 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,695 -You go to jail? -Exactly. 170 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,030 But now, because of this list, 171 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,865 I have to validate everything I hate 172 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,825 about men's ideas of beauty norms 173 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,118 or girls will die. 174 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,787 And one of them might be Daphne. 175 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,872 Imagine all the things you'd miss about her personality. 176 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:15,291 In this form, out loud, and go. 177 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,169 Okay, look, I know my hottest list won't help you. 178 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:20,505 ♪ I just like the attention♪ 179 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,131 ♪ Baby you know I got--♪ 180 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,466 But if you can manage 181 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,760 to not get too horned up from his magnetism, 182 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:27,678 we do know a guy who might be able to help. 183 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,013 [prison horn blaring] 184 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,808 [metal gate creaking] 185 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:32,725 Mmm. 186 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,477 Mom, stop. 187 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,188 -Not in front of my gang. -[laughing] 188 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:40,858 Hey, Fred. 189 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,485 Wow! You look good after jail. 190 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,695 And you're way less stabbed to death than I expected. 191 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,155 Uh, thanks. You look-- 192 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,366 Why am I here? 193 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:50,243 I need your help ranking the five hottest girls 194 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,369 at Crystal Cove High. 195 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:52,703 Yeah, I don't know. 196 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,330 I did that for the science fair last year 197 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:56,457 and got suspended. 198 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,835 Your entry was called, "From Freud to Jung: An exploration in horniness." 199 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:02,046 But it's fine. The police need the list to keep hot girls safe. 200 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,090 Oh, so like charity work? Okay. 201 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:06,801 But if this doesn't help restore my public image 202 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:08,803 as a good guy, I'mma be pissed. 203 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:10,888 All right. 204 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:12,849 Yes... 205 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:13,766 Yes... 206 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,852 [ethereal music playing] 207 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:22,692 Yeah! 208 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:23,860 [pants] 209 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,027 [Velma] Daphne, Olive, 210 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,071 Gigi, Becca and... Kimmy? 211 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,364 But Kimmy's so sweet. 212 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,074 Wait. Is it an inner beauty thing? 213 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,243 No, it's a huge-cans thing. 214 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,953 Now, anything else I can do for you? 215 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,205 Yeah, maybe read this. 216 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,748 The Feminine Mystique. 217 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,667 No way, I love Mystique. 218 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,920 Is this about whether Jennifer Lawrence is hotter than Rebecca Romijn? 219 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,297 Well, I'm excited to see 220 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,049 how they settled that in under 400 pages. 221 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,720 [man] Look, kid, I know you wanna find your biological parents, 222 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:53,723 but as my name makes clear, I'm too short 223 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,683 and too high to be useful. 224 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:57,226 [sighs] 225 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:00,688 [doorknob rattling] 226 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,565 Moms, my door's locked. 227 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,817 Sorry, sweetie, we had no choice. 228 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,361 The serial killer is targeting hot girls, 229 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,488 and you're almost as hot as Donna. 230 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,990 Oh, you. 231 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,992 But you can't just imprison a totally innocent person. 232 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:14,827 What don't you get about cops? 233 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,414 -Visitor! -[yelps] 234 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,249 Norville? What are you doing here? 235 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,084 Well, with all the talk about hotness, 236 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,086 I'm writing an article for the student newspaper titled, 237 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,631 "Reasons someone might like someone else's personality." 238 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:27,757 So what do Velmas-- 239 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,592 Uh, I mean, people see in you? 240 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,052 We have a student newspaper? 241 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,138 -[shatters] -[shrieks] 242 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,015 Hey! Who just threw a rock through my window? 243 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:39,602 Do you have any idea what a pain it is to get out the vacuum? 244 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,561 Huh? 245 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,521 There's no one there. 246 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,814 And this isn't a rock. 247 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,942 It's a geode from the crystal mines, 248 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,860 The crystal mines? 249 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,446 That old tourist attraction that's now a seagull toilet full of condoms? 250 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,202 [sighs] Here's your dumb list of hot girls. 251 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,788 Of course, if society exerted half this effort 252 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,290 teaching girls not to be slaves to the patriarchy, 253 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,376 we wouldn't have this problem in the first place. 254 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,211 Boys don't like a know it all, Velma. 255 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,546 Wait. Oh my God, that's it. 256 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,841 Boys don't like a know it all. 257 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,635 If the serial killer 258 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,470 only wants hotties, instead of spending half our town budget 259 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,806 on police protection for five smoke-shows, 260 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,307 why don't you just teach them 261 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,518 to be not hot like you, Velma? 262 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:21,811 Wait. So you're saying 263 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,938 I get to actually release these girls 264 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,773 from the shackles of the male gaze? 265 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,441 [Sheriff Cogburn] Exactly. 266 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,859 [both] Uggo lessons! 267 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:29,735 Mmm. 268 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,028 [doorbell rings] 269 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,989 Hi, girls. 270 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:36,075 Velma, your new way-cooler friends are here. 271 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,244 Oh, we're not friends. 272 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:39,829 Because of Velma 273 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,290 our personal police details, which we earned by being hot, 274 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,042 got downgraded to uggo lessons. 275 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,961 You know, maybe a good place to start 276 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:50,172 would be not referring to what we're doing as "uggo lessons". 277 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,383 I was thinking, maybe goddess renewals. 278 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:53,884 I don't care what you call it. 279 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,679 We're not starting until Daphne gets here. 280 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,014 Oh, Daphne isn't coming. 281 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,725 Her moms have her in a full on Rapunzel sitch, 282 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,351 so she gets a pass. 283 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,769 Okay. But the thing is, 284 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,230 we kind of rely on Daphne to tell us what to do. 285 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,440 She's like our queen bee, 286 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,692 and you're like a... a King Kong. 287 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:10,693 [grunts] 288 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,111 Well, interestingly enough, 289 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,322 a key component to being not hot 290 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,406 is not fitting in. 291 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,116 And the best way to not fit in 292 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,535 is to never just do what other people tell you to do. 293 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:21,454 Like how King Kong didn't listen to people, 294 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,747 so airplanes killed him? 295 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,206 No. You know what? 296 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,459 We need to start these uggo lessons right now. 297 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,919 [engine starts] 298 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,421 Daphne, your moms are gone, 299 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,381 but how are you gonna get out? 300 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,216 -[lock rattling] -Damn! 301 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,844 Thank you for helping me find who threw that geode 302 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,889 and for explaining geodes in terms I can understand, 303 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,182 the hot-girls of rocks. 304 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,516 Daphne, look, 305 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,352 I'm always up for anything geode related, 306 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,227 know that, 307 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,771 but have you wondered 308 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,773 if this is the serial killer trying to lure you out? 309 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,691 I have. And have you wondered 310 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,401 how grateful everyone would be 311 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,279 if we caught him, including Velma? 312 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,405 What? Velma? 313 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,948 Why would I care what Velma thinks? 314 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,745 The Feminine Mystique is a total rip-off. 315 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,122 Not one mention of a sexy shape-shifter. 316 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:09,085 This was more disappointing than George Bernard Shaw's Man and Superman. 317 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,253 Ugh, I feel weird. 318 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:12,755 Nice. 319 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,757 Banging bod, unhooked bikini. 320 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,258 Oh, hello. 321 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,885 What do we have here? 322 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,095 Sensible shoes, 323 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,930 forging her own identity, 324 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,474 regardless of what society expects. 325 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,435 She's just got this kind of mystique. 326 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,062 Wait. 327 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,321 What have you done to me? 328 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,616 So we have one day to unlearn 329 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,743 a lifetime of internalized misogyny. 330 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,412 I'm getting waxed at 4:00. 331 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,704 Then we have until 4:00. 332 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,834 No, terrible, too flattering. 333 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,502 Oh, these might work. 334 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,838 Damn it! Now you look hot and relatable, 335 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,631 like an athlete who wears glasses. 336 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,967 Ugh, just put on the sleeping bag. 337 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:01,470 ♪ Oh-oh-oh Go totally crazy♪ 338 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,389 ♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪ 339 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,766 ♪ Men's shirts, short skirts ♪ 340 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,810 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 341 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,353 How do we do our hair? 342 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,938 Wet bun or cut it, baby. 343 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:11,814 [all gasping] 344 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,190 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, ♪ 345 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,109 ♪ get in the action ♪ 346 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,902 ♪ Feel the attraction ♪ 347 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,238 ♪ Color my hair Do what I dare ♪ 348 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,823 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, ♪ 349 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,283 ♪ I wanna be free, yeah ♪ 350 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:26,078 ♪ To feel the way I feel ♪ 351 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,955 ♪ Man! I feel like a woman! ♪ 352 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,748 [screams] 353 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,375 [Norville] So welcome to the Crystal Cove Historical Society. 354 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,335 You can learn anything about geodes 355 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,587 and the crystal mines here. 356 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:35,838 And time permitting, 357 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,674 walk through the hall of controllers. 358 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,426 [shatters] 359 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,636 So Crystal Cove's famous crystal mines 360 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,514 were discovered in the 19th century 361 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,184 by a prospector who thought he'd found a gold mine 362 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,685 and was looking for a rock 363 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,228 with which to bash his partner's brains in. 364 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,521 [splatters] 365 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,856 I'm rich! 366 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,733 But the crystal were worthless. 367 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,193 [splatters] 368 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,987 Then came the 1970s, and everything changed. 369 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,407 A nation betrayed by Vietnam and endless guitar solos, 370 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,201 people abandoned their old belief systems 371 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,161 in favor of literally anything else. 372 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,039 Enter the healing power of crystals. 373 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,541 And Crystal Cove became a boom town. 374 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,503 The mines themselves became a tourist destination. 375 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,838 But by the 1980s, the crystal fad ended, 376 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,299 replaced by the aerobics fad and the cocaine fad. 377 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,176 Crystal Cove never recovered. 378 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,637 The mines closed and the guy running the display 379 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,013 got into sexual pottery. 380 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,389 Which is why I'm ending the tour early. 381 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,641 [Daphne gasps] Norville. 382 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,809 I feel like I've been here before 383 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:31,977 as a baby. 384 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,437 [baby Daphne crying] 385 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,898 [baby Daphne cooing] 386 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,359 Is that crazy? 387 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,236 No, I vividly remember breast feeding. 388 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,362 Though I did stop at five. 389 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,489 Ugh. What if that geode 390 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,075 was thrown by my birth parents? 391 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,785 Maybe they're also trying to find me 392 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,245 without my mom's finding out. 393 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,123 -We have to go there. -[yelps] 394 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,167 Mayor Dave, Sheriff Cogburn, 395 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,919 I want you to remember this moment. 396 00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:00,714 For far too long, we have told girls that pain is beauty. 397 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,049 Well, today 398 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,968 you will see these painfully beautiful girls 399 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,679 transform from "Damn" to "Eh..." 400 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,392 Ooh, they are so hot, Daddy likey. 401 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,936 Wait. You were supposed to do the opposite. 402 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:14,937 What the hell, Velma? 403 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,313 Yeah. What the hell, girls? 404 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,274 Where's the hair I wove onto your arms? 405 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,567 It's gone, Velma. 406 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,444 This wasn't an exercise in deprogramming, 407 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,488 it's an exercise in slut-shaming. 408 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,199 No woman should ever have to change who she is 409 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,327 or how she dresses to not be murdered. 410 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,162 But you're more than your looks, Olive. 411 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,999 You can reverse your car without even looking at the camera. 412 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,292 I know, Velma, 413 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,169 just like I know I love looking hot. 414 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,089 You think every girl deep down is like you, 415 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,424 but you're wrong. 416 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,260 In fact, your definition of womanhood 417 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:49,305 is even more restrictive than ours. 418 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,348 We'll take our police details now, 419 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,516 and no uggos, 420 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,518 just beefcake. 421 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,230 Me-ow! 422 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,189 Cat-fight. 423 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,153 [echoing] Your definition of womanhood 424 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,822 is even more restrictive than ours. 425 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:07,740 [shrieks] 426 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,658 [sighs in relief] 427 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:12,828 Hmm. 428 00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:14,038 [school bell ringing] 429 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,290 Something's different about you today. 430 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:19,501 Wait. You didn't try an energy drink again, did you? 431 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,670 No. It's just that after yesterday, 432 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,547 I have no clue how to be a woman 433 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,424 in a way that doesn't judge other women. 434 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,718 So you picked Monster. 435 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:30,179 How dare you call any woman a monster, 436 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,472 you monster? 437 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,057 I'm dressed like this to show support 438 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,601 for all the beautiful ways women express themselves. 439 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,436 Even the ones I think are stupid. 440 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,355 [moans in pain] 441 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,191 I know it's very upsetting that I have to re-evaluate all my beliefs. 442 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,275 Thank you for understanding. 443 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,318 It's not that. 444 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,527 I'm having a baby. 445 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,488 Right. But are you having a baby? 446 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,240 Or did society tell you to have a baby? 447 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,867 Wait, you're really having a baby. 448 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,327 Call 911! 449 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,579 Wait, No. Call a cab. Taxi births make the news. 450 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,789 I am calling, 451 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,749 but we're trapped in the carpool lane. 452 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,376 You have to get these cars to move 453 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,044 so an ambulance can get in. 454 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:02,961 [moans in pain] 455 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,380 Okay, I'll, uh... 456 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,215 -[woman] Hey! Move, buddy! -[man] Hey! Come on! 457 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,425 It's the hot-girls police details! Yes! 458 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,094 Help, Sheriff Cogburn! Help! 459 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,346 Look out! It's the serial killer! 460 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,015 And he's even crazier than we thought! 461 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,558 What? No! 462 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,395 It's Velma! My dad's goomar is having a baby. 463 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,979 Aw, a wittle guy? 464 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,190 No, you need to get these cars out of here 465 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,400 so an ambulance can get in. 466 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,401 [moans in pain] 467 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,902 -10-4. -[siren blaring] 468 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,404 All right, everybody. 469 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,782 We got ourselves an official tender moment. 470 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,409 A woman is experiencing 471 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,495 the sacred miracle of childbirth! 472 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:37,621 [woman] Oh! Look at that! 473 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,956 Oh! She's crowning. 474 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,708 Actually, I should probably see this too, 475 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,126 always wondered how it worked. 476 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,252 Come on, fellas! 477 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,920 It's show-and-tell time. 478 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,630 Wait, no! Where are you going? 479 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,589 [ambulance siren wailing] 480 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,716 [horn blaring] 481 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,134 Olive, please help me. 482 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,760 If we can get these students out of the way, 483 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,512 the ambulance could drive up on the grass. 484 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,931 Sure, but no one's moving, Velma. 485 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,308 A lady is giving birth in front of school. 486 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,685 This is literally why 487 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,437 social media exists. 488 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,106 Stop! Or at least get my ring light. It's in the trunk. 489 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,734 Then you'll just have to give them something better to look at. 490 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,235 Wait! You're not thinking-- 491 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,195 Yes, I need you to muster all of your sexiness 492 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,239 and lure everyone away with a sexy dance. 493 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,700 Like a shimmy into a bouncy thing? 494 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,243 I'm not a dancer. 495 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,953 Just show me ass cheeks going in different directions. 496 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,248 And what? You'll just watch and silently judge us? 497 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,376 Pass. Our sexy dancing is for ourselves. 498 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,336 And once to raise money for a dog 499 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,796 that needed hip surgery. 500 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,132 Fine. If you won't do it, I will. 501 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,800 Hey, everyone, look at me! 502 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,678 I'm sexy, I'm fun. 503 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:35,888 [Velma] Ooh, yeah. 504 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,598 I'm rolling on some gum. 505 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,391 Did I accidentally tase her? 506 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,311 What's happening? Why isn't this luring the crowd towards me? 507 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,730 Because if you're gonna be sexy, 508 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,148 you have to own it. 509 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,983 You look like a white influencer 510 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,818 trying to choreograph her own dance 511 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,403 instead of just stealing one. 512 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,738 I know. I'm trying, 513 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,491 but I'm just not comfortable owning it. 514 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,743 Wait, that's it. That's the answer. 515 00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:01,830 Just like how you're all women who don't wanna own shorts that cover your butt, 516 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,249 I'm a woman who doesn't wanna own it. 517 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,210 And one isn't better than the other. 518 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,753 Whoa, whoa! Hold on. 519 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,589 So you're saying, while we're all juicy asses... 520 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,342 I'm all sass and glasses, baby. 521 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,178 Velma! Hurry up and do something! 522 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,638 Yes, of course. 523 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,848 Girls, let's do a respective yet equally valid dance. 524 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,768 [hip hop music playing] 525 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,151 [groaning like zombies] 526 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,656 [grunting] 527 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,585 Oh my God! 528 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,839 Norville, I've definitely been here before. 529 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,550 I feel like all the answers to my questions 530 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,426 about my parents are in there. 531 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,427 [Norville] The bathrooms? 532 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,972 Wait. I mean in there. 533 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,641 Daphne, this is a bad idea. 534 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,892 It's too coincidental. 535 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,477 The serial killer could know 536 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,271 you're looking for your parents and be manipulating you. 537 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,565 Wow. I would be a really good serial killer. 538 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,066 Was that vocational test right? 539 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,318 I know it's risky, Norville, but I have to try. 540 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,529 Finding my parents is the only way to figure out 541 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,906 why I'm so different from everyone. 542 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,241 This is gonna sound crazy, 543 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,118 but I love danger. 544 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,081 [laughs maniacally] 545 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,168 No. Not a cute one. 546 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:36,758 Oops. 547 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,718 [laughing] 548 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,762 Apologize. 549 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,975 My moms have done everything to teach me to be safe, 550 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,269 but I'm still danger-prone Daphne. 551 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,604 Fighting, dealing drugs, 552 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,939 possibly walking into a serial killer's trap. 553 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691 Who are my biological parents, 554 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,610 and why am I like this? 555 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,194 -[sighs] -What's wrong? 556 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,154 Everything. 557 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,697 I hate danger, 558 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,116 so I can't mimic your personality to make Velma like me. 559 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,160 Yeah, that's what I've been trying to do. 560 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,286 No. 561 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,829 Yep. And it would've worked, too. 562 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,497 I'm inquisitive and athletic, 563 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,999 and I can fake being dumb 564 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,626 after carrying on a conversation with you all day. 565 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,378 -Mmm-hmm. -But I can't make myself like danger. 566 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,130 I'm far too sane. 567 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,883 So if that's the thrill ride to nowhere Velma's looking for 568 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,134 I'm wasting my time. 569 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,844 I'm sorry, Norville, but trust me, 570 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,930 there's someone other than Velma out there for you. 571 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,307 Yeah, sorry. I can't do this dumb talk anymore. 572 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,642 -I'm gonna hop. -What? 573 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,143 You can't just leave me here. 574 00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:29,728 I'm not afraid of who's in there. 575 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,146 I'm just afraid they'll think I'm a loser 576 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,023 who couldn't get friends to come with them. 577 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,567 Yeah, well, there's no world where I'm ever solving a mystery 578 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,985 in an abandoned amusement park. 579 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,737 So if you want a ride, it's now or never. 580 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,738 [car doorknob clicks] 581 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,408 [sighs] Fine, I'm coming. 582 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,661 But you're only getting two stars. 583 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,912 [engine starts] 584 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,456 [man chuckling] 585 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,624 [snoring] 586 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,877 Velma, I know we've had our differences, 587 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,837 but you really saved the day. 588 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,339 And not just because your janky nails 589 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,924 came in handy for cutting the cord. 590 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,717 I was pretty great today wasn't I? 591 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,011 Possibly the greatest woman of all time. 592 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,346 Even better than that girl 593 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,931 with a ponytail that's on the quarter. 594 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,933 You know, after seeing you take charge like that, 595 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:11,687 I really hope my little girl grows up to be just like you. 596 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,647 Wow. Thank you, Sophie. 597 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,232 On the inside at least. 598 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,191 [Velma sighs] 599 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:21,863 Nope, not for me. 600 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,409 Yes, for me. 601 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:26,952 Fred? 602 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,037 I, uh, think you meant 603 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,789 to send this to Daphne next door. 604 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:31,832 No, Velma, wait! 605 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,001 I'm here because I want you. 606 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:37,170 To be the before picture in another diet pill scam? 607 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,880 I mean, at least you're asking this time. 608 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,340 No, that book you gave me 609 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,467 opened my eyes to your inner beauty. 610 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,885 Wait, really? [gasps] 611 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,470 I've dreamt about this moment 612 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,847 one time on an airplane. 613 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,307 I was escorted off. It's not important. 614 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,225 Hey, I'm as surprised as you are, 615 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,102 but you know, what can I say? 616 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,437 That book broke my brain. 617 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,938 So let's make the best of this 618 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,107 reverse Beauty and the Beast nightmare, right? 619 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,275 Wait, what? 620 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,444 Anyway, wanna go to Hand Stuff Point? 621 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,076 Fred, while I'm glad you've learned 622 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,619 to appreciate inner beauty... 623 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,122 Oh, yes. Speak your mind, baby. 624 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,000 Right. Well, I also prefer inner beauty. 625 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,835 And, yes, up until right now, 626 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,253 I found you irresistible. 627 00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,297 But now I just find you gross. 628 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,256 What? How? 629 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:23,425 You know I'm rich, right? 630 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,178 Like, I once sat through an entire opera rich. 631 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,971 Sorry, Fred, but for what it's worth, 632 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,015 I am keeping the picture you sent me 633 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,058 for plane rides. 634 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,059 [theme music playing] 635 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:48,575 [sighs in relief] 636 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,119 If Velma can be herself, Gigi, so can you. 637 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,749 -[groans] -Hey, watch where you're going. 638 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,876 Valedictorians have the right of way. 639 00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:58,919 Gigi? 640 00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,295 Hi. 641 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,547 Are you talking about my IQ? 642 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,800 You tell me.