1 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,923 [Velma] Previously on Velma... 2 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:09,926 I'm sorry I didn't believe you about your hallucinations. 3 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:11,720 But, Velma, I told you this. 4 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,848 Your mother didn't go missing because you solved a mystery. 5 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:15,807 She left us. 6 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,225 La, la, la, la, la, la, la! 7 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,977 Be in my office Monday morning. 8 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:22,981 I'll tell you everything I know about my mom, Dr. Edna Perdue. 9 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,274 That book you gave me 10 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:25,900 opened my eyes to your inner beauty. 11 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:26,860 Wait. Really? 12 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:29,571 Brenda? 13 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,198 [all screaming] 14 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,951 I'm your mother, Carroll. 15 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,746 And I'm your father, Darren. 16 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:41,124 -[bats screeching] -[screams] 17 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,301 [Velma] If there's one thing teen dramas get right, 18 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:54,053 it's that nothing is ever actually a teenager's fault. 19 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:57,348 We're all really just paying for the sins of our parents. 20 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,142 They're either lying to us... 21 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,060 [gasps] 22 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,938 [in seductive voice] Oh, yeah, you discover that polonium, Marie Curie. 23 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,356 [Velma] ...or trying to change us... 24 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,484 [William] Ugh! 25 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,153 [Velma] ...or hiding some dark family secret. 26 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,488 Mom! 27 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:12,864 If Velma hallucinates while learning the truth 28 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,574 about Grandma, she could die. 29 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,868 Let the adults handle this, son. [voice quivering] Blythe? 30 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:21,247 [Velma] But when it comes to truly crappy parents, no one beats my dad. 31 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,166 Dad, I need to get to school early 32 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,709 to talk to Principal Rogers. 33 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,669 She might have clues about Mom's kidnapping. 34 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,129 [Aman] That's great. 35 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,756 Really? But you hate that I think she's missing. 36 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:32,133 Are you kidding? That's even better, Sophie. 37 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,843 -[camera shutter clicking] -Uh, what's happening? 38 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,512 People only wear fleece 39 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,430 when they're looking for startup money, or... [gasps] 40 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:38,932 Oh, no. Going hiking. 41 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:41,643 What's happening is I'm taking paternity leave. 42 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:42,977 Paternity leave? 43 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,687 When I was born, you doubled your work hours. 44 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,941 We know, but Amanda's birth has made your father realize 45 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,610 he needs to find a work-life balance, 46 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:53,363 or risk messing her up the way he messed up-- 47 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,782 -Well, you know. -Mmm. 48 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,951 [theme music playing] 49 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,580 Hey, Velma, want a ride to school? 50 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:05,708 We got champagne, AC, and the driver has a funny story 51 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,752 about how he survived the Khmer Rouge. 52 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,462 Uh, sure, thanks. 53 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,673 Absolutely not, Frederick. 54 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,634 Unless this is your selection for our hunt? 55 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,386 No, Father. I like her now. 56 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,388 Have you heard of inner beauty? 57 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,265 That's a myth, you fool! 58 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:21,933 [tires screeching] 59 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,060 Well, at least my relationship with my father isn't that bad. 60 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:26,521 [all singing] ♪ Just the three of us... ♪ 61 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:27,438 Ugh! 62 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:28,940 Grr. 63 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:29,983 [school bell ringing] 64 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,359 Principal Rogers, I just want 65 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:32,610 -to say thank you for-- -[kissing sounds] 66 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:33,611 Hey, do you mind? 67 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,904 [Gigi] Oh, yeah, mmm. 68 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,448 All right. Go help Velma not hallucinate 69 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,075 while she talks to your mom. 70 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:41,828 But don't let her push you around. You're your own man. 71 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:42,912 Damn straight. 72 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,414 And just real quick, 73 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,915 when do you need me to have your pants mended by? 74 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,000 Ugh. Now. 75 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,960 But lunch will be fine, I guess. 76 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:52,338 As I was saying, thank you for agreeing to talk to me 77 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,048 about your mad scientist mother. 78 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,884 -Now spill it! -[sighs] 79 00:02:55,967 --> 00:03:00,263 Okay. Well, buckle up, because things are about to get weird. 80 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,931 See, in the 1970s, 81 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:06,311 my mother, Dr. Edna Perdue, was a brilliant neurosurgeon, 82 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,021 who had discovered a way 83 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,690 to keep the human brain alive outside of the body. 84 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:13,776 [brain] I never should have been an organ donor. 85 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,653 -[all gasping] -A woman scientist? 86 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,280 [Principal Rogers] Her work caught the attention 87 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,824 of Army General Harry Meeting, who felt 88 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,327 he could use it to spy on what he believed 89 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:25,538 to be the biggest threat to the American way of life. 90 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,708 Oh, let me guess. Communists? Meat made from plants? 91 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,251 -Women's sports? -No! 92 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,253 Meddling kids. 93 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,632 It was the 1970s, and according to General Meeting, 94 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,092 meddling kids were ruining everything. 95 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,470 War's not, like, cool, man. 96 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,973 [Principal Rogers] General Meeting had tried to infiltrate these groups. 97 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,893 But what if war is, like, cool, man? 98 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,937 [Principal Rogers] But the meddling kids 99 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,857 always foiled him with a technique called mask pulling. 100 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,818 So, General Meeting tried to infiltrate them 101 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,654 through hypnosis. 102 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,907 But this only worked so long as no one ever... 103 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,492 -[groovy music playing] -[snapping fingers] 104 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,369 [Principal Rogers] ...snapped their fingers. 105 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,791 So, when General Meeting saw my mother's work, he wondered, 106 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,751 what if she could put a soldier's brain 107 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,003 into the head of a meddling kid? 108 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:18,299 He called the program the Special Covert Operations Brain Initiative, 109 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,551 or SCOOBI. 110 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,054 SCOOBI? And wait, what did SCOOBI do? 111 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:25,974 It attempted to create the perfect spy, 112 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,351 by swapping people's brains. 113 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:29,936 Oh. Did it work? 114 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,146 [Principal Rogers] No. 115 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:35,358 And as the years dragged on, and the pressure to produce a result grew, 116 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:40,321 she slowly went insane. 117 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,198 Until one day, my mom 118 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:44,534 bricked up her secret lab in our basement, 119 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,996 hid her journals so no one could recreate her work, 120 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:51,874 and was committed to the Crystal Cove Insane Asylum. 121 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:56,212 Wow, I can't believe that's your mom. I mean, 122 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:58,715 playing God, removing brains. 123 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,133 That's some white people shit. 124 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:01,759 She was always a trailblazer. 125 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,594 But wait, my mom disappeared 126 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,555 after finding Dr. Perdue's journals, 127 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,641 and the dead girls all had their brains removed. 128 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:09,934 Could they be connected? 129 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,769 Wow. For all your personality flaws, 130 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,730 you're actually a pretty good detective. 131 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,649 If there is a connection between your mom and the dead girls, 132 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:20,194 the key to finding it is in this box. 133 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:22,613 -[roaring] -[Velma screams] 134 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,788 You're late, Daphne. Are you rebelling already? 135 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:33,916 As a criminal, I like it. As your dad, knock it off. 136 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,587 Sorry, to get past my moms, I had to put on their wedding DVD. 137 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,673 They'll spend all day arguing about who let Uncle Lou dance 138 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,383 when they knew he had a heart condition. 139 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,634 What's all this? 140 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,344 -Uh, that... -[whispering] Remember, 141 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,555 not a word about why we really need her 142 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,223 until we know we can trust her. 143 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,935 [gasps] What happened? 144 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,812 Why is there a needle in my good boob? 145 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,147 It's an adrenaline shot. 146 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:57,774 Your heart stopped from a hallucination. 147 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,442 Norville, why didn't you make me laugh? 148 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,528 I tried. I did three minutes of hilarious new stuff. 149 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,946 You just didn't get the references 150 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,531 because you haven't taken calculus yet. 151 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,033 Velma, I'm sorry, 152 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:09,535 but I'm not telling you anything more about your mom 153 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,287 until you stop your hallucinations. 154 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,748 The nurse only has one adrenaline shot left, 155 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:15,625 and I want shrimp for lunch. 156 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,502 Allergies be damned! 157 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:20,129 But if you think my mom is connected to the serial killer in any way, 158 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,172 I have to know. 159 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:22,298 Please. 160 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:24,759 [sighs] Fine. Velma, your mom-- 161 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:25,927 -[roaring] -[screams] 162 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,137 Norville, what am I gonna do? 163 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,972 I hallucinate because I feel guilty 164 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,141 about having caused my mom to disappear. 165 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,060 The only cure is to find my mom. 166 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:36,354 Though, I have heard some good things about alcoholism. 167 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:39,649 Okay, well, uh, when was the first time you hallucinated? 168 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,568 Hmm. It was a few days after my mom went missing. 169 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,238 [demonic voice] This is all your fault, Velma. 170 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,781 Why'd you have to go 171 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:49,283 -and solve your own mystery? -[screaming] 172 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,580 Okay, but you'd been trying to find your mom before that, right? 173 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:57,125 Why didn't the hallucinations start until then? 174 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,459 As a man analyzing a woman, 175 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,002 -can we assume menses? -No. 176 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,755 But wait, something else did happen that day. 177 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:06,634 My dad took me out to breakfast for the first time ever. 178 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,386 Hey, Dad. Great news. 179 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,429 I've been looking for Mom, and I think I have some new leads-- 180 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:14,642 Velma, stop! For the last time, your mother wasn't taken. 181 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:15,852 She left us. 182 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,520 Now, see if you can solve the case 183 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:21,107 of how to entertain yourself while I make work calls. 184 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,568 Wait, I've always wanted my dad to love me more. 185 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,195 Maybe the hallucinations are my subconscious 186 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,030 keeping me from looking for my mom. 187 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,533 Because you saying your mom was kidnapped upsets your dad 188 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,368 and just makes it harder for him to love you. 189 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:33,911 Exactly! [gasps] Wait! 190 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:37,999 Oh, no, I hallucinate because I have daddy issues. 191 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:38,958 Gross. 192 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,878 Okay, so, don't search for 193 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,505 "Daddy issues and teenage girls." 194 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,090 And bookmark. [clicks] 195 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,884 But if your hallucinations started 196 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,802 because your dad doesn't believe your mom was kidnapped, 197 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,221 maybe they'd stop if you make him believe she was kidnapped. 198 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,891 I tried, but whenever I mention it, he shuts me down. 199 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,851 Then I have to eat a whole pie to feel better, 200 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,728 and I will die before I give that up. 201 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,563 What's another way to cure daddy issues? 202 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,772 Eh, I wouldn't know. 203 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,274 The thought of having any issues 204 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:04,734 with my own sweet, sweet daddy is foreign to me. 205 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,360 Really? Even though he's the one 206 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,987 who basically taught you to be a beta. 207 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:11,365 Excuse me? My father is not a beta. 208 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,742 He drives the speed limit, 209 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,493 no matter how many people are honking at him. 210 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:15,912 Knock, knock. 211 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,914 Norville, can I grab you for a second? I need a hand 212 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,582 -with some heavy lifting. -Of course, Dad. 213 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:22,835 Because heavy lifting is exactly what alphas like us do. 214 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:26,214 Thanks. We're helping your mom's old boyfriend move. 215 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,715 Ah, that doesn't help. 216 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,134 -[yawns] -Ah, come on. 217 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,135 -[splashing] -[baby cooing] 218 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,261 [cell phone vibrating] 219 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,222 Don't even think about it, Aman. 220 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,098 I haven't slept in 48 hours, 221 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,976 so if you're serious about paternity leave, then you have to realize 222 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,146 your family is more important than your phone. Oh! 223 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,356 I am so posting that. 224 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,107 -[baby gurgling] -[splashing] 225 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,609 Hey, Dad, can we talk? 226 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,194 You can be drunk, if that's easier. 227 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,528 What? No! 228 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,155 Paternity leave applies to all my children. 229 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,366 -Let's go to lunch. Run! -[baby coos] 230 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,493 -[baby laughing] -Aman! 231 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:58,371 [Darren] Okay. Quick lesson in the power of crystals. 232 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,414 This is angelite. 233 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,999 It treats anxiety 234 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,960 by transmuting aberrant thoughts 235 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,878 into productive cathexis. 236 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,129 Whoa, cool! 237 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,339 So, do you rub it? 238 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:09,882 Or grind it up and snort it at a party, 239 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,384 like regular anxiety meds? 240 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:12,551 You take it 241 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,762 and bang it on your head, real hard. 242 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,472 Wait, really? [grunts] 243 00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:20,059 [laughs] No. Crystals are a hoax, Daphne. 244 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,228 Like vitamins, or internships. 245 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,188 That's why we loved working here so much. 246 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,315 Charging idiots 30 bucks for a mystical rock 247 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,693 feels like a crime, but it's totally legal. 248 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,903 So, that's why you turned to real crime 249 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,823 when the crystal market collapsed, to chase that high. 250 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,993 Yes. But the party ended when your moms raided us. 251 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,954 Sure, we got away, but they stole you. 252 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,205 And now they're gonna pay. 253 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,332 Everyone's gonna pay. 254 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,709 Whoa, wait. What? 255 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,295 For crystals. Everyone's gonna pay for crystals. 256 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,964 See, thanks to underemployed millennials, 257 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:51,424 ex-reality stars, 258 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:54,135 and zero sense of global security, 259 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,678 believing in crystals 260 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:56,929 -is back, baby! -[all cheering] 261 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,723 We can sell this hall and retire 262 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,684 to the non-extradition country of our choice. 263 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,686 Hello, Angola. 264 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,146 Wait. You're leaving already? 265 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,106 But there's still so much I don't know about you. 266 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,524 Daphne, I'm on the run. 267 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,067 A few more days of mining, and we're gone. 268 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,320 But we can get to know each other until then. 269 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,197 Say yes, and we'll tell you why you have orange hair. 270 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,449 Oh, my God, yes! 271 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,367 I smoked during pregnancy. Like, a lot. 272 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,744 Like, I should be dead. 273 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,538 Oh. Well, I'm glad you're alive. 274 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,707 Let's get to know each other. 275 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,543 So, what do you wanna talk about? The Miller case? 276 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:30,171 Oh, right. This is lunch with my daughter. 277 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,422 Uh, a couple of things. 278 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,090 First, I think this place has changed 279 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,258 since the last time we were here. 280 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,427 [rock music playing] 281 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,554 Oh, my God, I totally didn't notice. 282 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:42,058 Sophie's boobs are out so much these days, this seems normal. 283 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,477 -[message alert tone] -Oh, speak of the devil. 284 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,437 "Buy diapers." [mimics whip-crack] 285 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,897 Oh, you think that's bad? 286 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,857 Sophie told me I can't pee in the shower anymore, 287 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,817 because that's where she bathes Amanda. 288 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,153 Now I have to pee in the shower at school, like a weirdo. 289 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,031 Pro tip, aim for the drain. She'll never know. 290 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,866 Oh, I'll try that. [gasps] 291 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,243 Wait. Did you just teach me a life lesson? 292 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,870 Yeah. You want another one? 293 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:05,581 Don't date anyone who owns more throw pillows than books. 294 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,458 Yes! Oh, my God. I had no idea 295 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:09,752 you at least realize Sophie kind of sucks. 296 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,089 It will make it so much easier to kick her ass out when I find Mom. 297 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,925 Wait. "Find Mom"? Not this again. 298 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,094 But that's what I need to talk to you about. 299 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,595 To stop my hallucinations, 300 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,181 I need you to believe me that Mom was kidnapped. 301 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,307 Velma, please. 302 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,642 Can't a father and daughter 303 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,561 just enjoy a nice meal at a strip club, 304 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,231 -without it being awkward? -Uh, no? 305 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,858 But we were having fun for the first time ever. 306 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,152 Yeah, we were. Look at us. 307 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,779 Can we at least talk later? 308 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,406 I have to stop my hallucinations. 309 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,825 Hold that thought. I have to make some work calls. 310 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,702 Oh, so you're going to work, are you? 311 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,788 Well, then call me Ernest Shackleton, 312 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,832 'cause I'm headed to a pole. 313 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,125 -[yelps] -[thud] 314 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,460 Fred? What are you doing at Nana's Nipples? 315 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,587 I thought rich guys went to the Tits Carlton. 316 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:54,797 That's our next stop. 317 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,215 Yeah, my dad found out I like you 318 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,175 and is now trying to "normalize" my brain 319 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,220 back into thinking girls like Chestiny here are hot. 320 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,096 [William] You! 321 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,931 Get away from my son! 322 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,976 He just asked the manager if there's a stripper gender pay gap! 323 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,353 There is. Guys make way less. 324 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,648 But thanks to you, Fred won't call it reverse sexism. 325 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,316 He-He-He's ruined! 326 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,735 [rock music playing] 327 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,778 [inaudible] 328 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,864 [grunts] 329 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,784 Oh, yeah. Keep it all on. 330 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,953 Show me nothing, baby. 331 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,705 Velma, what are you doing up there? 332 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,999 I'm doing what every girl is doing up here. 333 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,001 I'm just trying to get my dad's attention. 334 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,711 [in East European accent] And one day, it will work. 335 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,005 Velma, stop! You have my attention. 336 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,256 That's why I was on the phone. 337 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,966 I was calling Sophie to tell her 338 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,801 I need to spend the rest of my paternity leave with you. 339 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,846 Wait, what? Are you nuts? She'll kill us both. 340 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,389 I don't care. Like you said, 341 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,349 we were just starting to have fun together. 342 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,227 And let's be honest, the last couple of years haven't been very fun. 343 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,395 What with my hair turning 344 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,730 -gray-- -Mom being kidnapped. 345 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,815 Sure, right. All that. 346 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,859 So, what do you say we go have some fun? 347 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:57,943 Just us. 348 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,653 ["Greatest Love of All" playing] 349 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,697 ♪ I believe the children Are our future... ♪ 350 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,242 Ahh! I said, "Wait!" 351 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,041 [grunts] 352 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,876 Eh, by the time I say something, 353 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,921 I could have already paid $5 for another coffee. 354 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,297 [message alert tone] 355 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,423 [Gigi reading] 356 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,717 Oh, from now on, I'm wearing 'em. 357 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,219 [screams] 358 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,012 Amanda, where are you? 359 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,138 Oh, God! 360 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,598 [all chuckling] 361 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,186 -[game over tone] -Ahh! 362 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,104 ♪ People need someone To look up to ♪ 363 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,272 [growling] 364 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,607 [both screaming] 365 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:39,735 [bats screeching] 366 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,073 ♪ ...in love ♪ 367 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,367 -To the best day ever. -[clinks] 368 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,576 [vomits] 369 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,370 -[coughs] -[bottles rattle] 370 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,498 And yes, I know I still need 371 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,708 to talk to my dad to end my hallucinations, 372 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,168 but I don't want the fun to stop. 373 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,379 Yesterday, for the first time ever, he said, 374 00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,964 "Your birthday's in March, right?" 375 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,924 [cell phone ringing] 376 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,553 Hey, can you answer that? I'm, like, substitute teacher-level hungover. 377 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,263 No, it's Gigi. 378 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,598 And you were right. My dad has taught me to be a beta. 379 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,308 So I'm working on power moves. 380 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,435 This morning, I left my bowl 381 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,229 -in the sink. -Damn. 382 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,772 [Fred] Hey, Velma. 383 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,691 When you see your pops next, tell him thanks for me. 384 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,276 Homie changed my life. 385 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,610 Fred, I've told you. 386 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,612 My dad isn't the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh. 387 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:27,283 No, he helped my dad buy Chestiny's contract from the strip club, 388 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,535 so we could date and get my head sorted out. 389 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,161 Isn't that right, babe? [moans] 390 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,329 [grunts] Anything but kiss. 391 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,290 Uh, that's impossible, Fred. 392 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,791 My dad's on paternity leave. 393 00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,294 The only love he's buying right now is mine. 394 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,795 Yeah, I don't know. 395 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,714 Your dad figured out all the legal junk yesterday. 396 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,173 Wait, what? 397 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,509 Oh, my God! 398 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,844 [keyboard clacking] 399 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,096 You only told Sophie 400 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,514 you wanted to spend your paternity leave with me 401 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,600 so you could work while I was at school. 402 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,892 What? No! 403 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,978 -I'm only here because-- -[knocking on door] 404 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,731 'Cause I'm having an affair with this woman! 405 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,483 An affair? How dare you? 406 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,069 Also, here's that extra work you requested. 407 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,323 [sighs wearily] 408 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,659 Where's that box? 409 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,661 I'm ready to learn how my mom is connected to those dead girls. 410 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,789 So you finally got your father to believe you? Freaking awesome. 411 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,625 That's right, I swear now. 412 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,627 And you're wearing a leather jacket? 413 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,669 I stole it, baby. 414 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,296 Off a teddy bear in the mall. 415 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,173 We don't know what's gotten into him. 416 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,215 I'm out of here. 417 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,800 And I might be late for dinner. 418 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,762 Don't pour my milk. 419 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,473 Okay, now give me that box. 420 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,225 Velma, wait. Are you sure you won't hallucinate? 421 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,019 Yes. My hallucinations were caused 422 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,521 by my desire to make my dad love me. 423 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,523 But after today, he's dead to me, 424 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,983 and if I don't care what he thinks, 425 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,360 then I won't hallucinate. 426 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,944 [suspenseful music playing] 427 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,365 [gasps] 428 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,700 Oh, my God. Honestly, I was, like, zero percent sure that would work. 429 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,869 But I'm cured. I can find my mom. 430 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,704 How is she connected to the dead girls? 431 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,416 Okay, so after my mom died, her house was put up for sale, 432 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,210 and Fred's family bought it. 433 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,879 And that's what first got your mom interested in her. 434 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,215 In her effort to learn more about Dr. Perdue, 435 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,300 Diya uncovered the one thing 436 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:12,596 my mother never intended anyone to find, her journals. 437 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,723 That's how she learned Edna was my mom, 438 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,267 and that her secret lab was still buried underneath the house. 439 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,144 [Velma gasps] So, that's what my mom 440 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,271 was doing at Fred's house on Christmas Eve. 441 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,733 Looking for Dr. Perdue's secret lab, before Fred's family 442 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,694 -moved in. -[Principal Rogers] Yes. 443 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,738 Hmm. Okay, but how does this connect my mom to the dead girls? 444 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,116 [Principal Rogers] There's only one explanation. 445 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,368 Your mom opened the lab, and... 446 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,744 -[roaring] -[screams] 447 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,330 [voice echoing] The ghost of Dr. Edna Perdue 448 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,541 has returned to finish her work! 449 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,251 Wait, wait, wait. You're saying my mom 450 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,461 was taken by the ghost of your mom? 451 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,046 Really? I thought only idiots 452 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,424 and B-list actresses believed in ghosts. 453 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,468 Uh, have you seen our school bathrooms? 454 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,928 No living human could do that. 455 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,763 Ugh, I don't have time for this. 456 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,098 I have to go find my mom 457 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,351 and her not-a-ghost serial killer kidnapper. 458 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,561 [electric guitar playing] 459 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,146 Damn it, Norville. 460 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,234 Where is everyone? 461 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,611 [gasps] And the crystals are all gone. 462 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,447 Wait. Are you leaving already? 463 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,740 But I'm not ready. 464 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,450 I need to know so much more. 465 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,827 Daphne, the only thing left for you to know 466 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,746 is you deserve better than us. 467 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,290 A gun? 468 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,459 Hold on. Is that a goodbye gift? 469 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,461 Oh, I didn't get you anything. 470 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,963 Sure you did. You are our insurance policy 471 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,425 in case your moms try and stop us on our way out of town. 472 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,926 Wait, what? 473 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,012 Is that why you let me find you? 474 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:38,098 Just so you could use me? That's so manipulative! 475 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,601 Which explains why I'm so manipulative. 476 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,102 But still, I'm your daughter. 477 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,979 And your parents are criminals, Daph. 478 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:45,147 -I'm sorry-- -[gunshot] 479 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:46,982 [gasps] 480 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,817 Yeah, you are sorry, Darren. 481 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,986 We've been on to you since you busted out of jail 482 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,238 and put a geode through our daughter's window. 483 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,698 You have? 484 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,909 We're maybe not the best cops, but we're great moms. 485 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,286 We always know what you're up to, sweetie. 486 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,704 What's this? 487 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,664 "Brenda"? Huh! Why does that name ring a bell? 488 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,042 She's one of the dead girls, and that's her tank top. 489 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,169 You can see stains from her boob contour. 490 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,505 What? Carroll found that shirt down here, 491 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,673 and I upcycled it as a rag. 492 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,342 We only have one planet, people. 493 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,510 [camera flashes] 494 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,677 -[bats screeching] -[all screaming] 495 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,266 Velma! 496 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,936 Where are you? I'm sorry! 497 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,856 Also, please be cool for once and don't tell Sophie. 498 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,941 [knocking on door] 499 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,359 Velma? You can't be here. 500 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,319 I told you, Father forbids it. 501 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:35,280 Fred, there's a secret lab under your basement and I have to find it. 502 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,782 Now, you can help me, 503 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,575 or you can keep telling yourself that if you jump 504 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,869 through all of Daddy's hoops, maybe one day, he'll love you. 505 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,539 Please. As if my father has the time 506 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,916 to make me jump through hoops. Hey! 507 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,335 Hairy girl not wrong. 508 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,213 Only way to earn father's respect is take a stand. 509 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,381 You want I help kill him? 510 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,550 [suspenseful music playing] 511 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,763 Yeah, let's do it. Hmm? 512 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,849 [Chestiny] Whoo-hoo! I'm rich! 513 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,892 Now Daddy will love me. 514 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,227 [sighs] 515 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,062 -[tires screeching] -[engine revving] 516 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,898 Norville, what's going on? 517 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,109 You're ignoring my calls like I just took you on a first date. 518 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,902 That's because a man answers his phone 519 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,989 when he damn well feels like answering his phone, Lamont. 520 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,949 Okay, well, Gigi almost died. 521 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:22,369 She was stung by a bee digging her pants out of the garbage at school, 522 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,830 and the nurse was out of adrenaline shots. 523 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,750 -Oh, no! -[sunglasses clatter] 524 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,461 I'm making her a "Get Well" lemon cake. 525 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,590 -Wanna help? -I'll get my zester. 526 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,592 Wow. I never knew how big it was 527 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,385 down here in the bad boy room. 528 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,805 I just hang by the door ever since the rats ate that butler. 529 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,390 [Velma gasps] The lab entrance! 530 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,183 But it's still closed. 531 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,311 If my mom didn't open it, where'd she go? 532 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:50,022 Oh. Maybe it's one of those doors where you push in a brick 533 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,648 -and it opens. -Fred, wait! 534 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,317 No! 535 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,779 [Daphne grunting] 536 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,282 So you really knew I was with them the whole time? 537 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,992 Or was that just another lie? 538 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,452 Another lie? 539 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,288 The only thing we've ever lied to you about is the dog. 540 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,248 Truth is, he went to a farm. 541 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,626 No, I know you stole me from them. 542 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,877 Stole you? 543 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,712 We didn't steal you. 544 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,047 We took you. 545 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,841 [police sirens blaring] 546 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,635 We gotta go. 547 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,928 And there's not gonna be enough room for all the goods and Daphne. 548 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,554 Oh, okay. Well, as parents, 549 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,140 there's only one right decision to make here. 550 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,186 [Donna] Damn it! They got away! 551 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,687 [baby gurgling] 552 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,147 [both] Aw! 553 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,025 Oh, my God, I feel like such an idiot. 554 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,360 They abandoned me twice. 555 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,612 That's why we never told you the truth. 556 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,530 We loved you from the moment we saw you, 557 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,199 and didn't want you to ever feel 558 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,993 like you were unwanted for even a second. 559 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,079 I love you, too, Moms. 560 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:50,040 Ooh, angelite. That cures anxiety. 561 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:50,999 [Daphne sighs] 562 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,918 [Velma groaning] 563 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,544 [Diya] Velma? Sweetie? 564 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,130 -Can you hear me? -Mom? Is that you? 565 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,632 I found you. 566 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,634 But did you, like, get a weird haircut? 567 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,094 [Aman] No, Velma, it's me. 568 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,680 The parent who only abandoned you emotionally. 569 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,516 Dad? Wait. Did I die and go to hell? 570 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,269 Damn it! I always knew atheism was a gamble. 571 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,687 How did you find me? 572 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,231 I can locate your phone, like any good parent. 573 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,691 Okay. Sophie installed it 574 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,276 so you never catch us in bed talking smack about you. 575 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,320 No, no. I don't have time to sit here 576 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,115 and listen to some too-little-too-late excuse. 577 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,199 Yes, you do. 578 00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,367 Because your legs are still buried. 579 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,952 -[straining] -Now look. 580 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,787 I'm sorry for how much I worked when you were little, 581 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,914 but I figured you were fine because you had your mother. 582 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,290 But then she walked out on us, 583 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,667 and I wanted to be there for you, 584 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,086 but it's too hard because I feel so guilty. 585 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,005 So, I hide at work. 586 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,757 But you wouldn't feel guilty if you just believed she was kidnapped. 587 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,718 Who would kidnap your mother? 588 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,554 No one wants to talk about 9/11 that much anymore. 589 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,432 Fine, don't believe me. I'll just find her on my own. 590 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,058 -[grunts] -[bricks clattering] 591 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,226 I'm fine. 592 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,648 Footprints? 593 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,025 People were just here. 594 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,359 And what's this? 595 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,570 Jinkies! 596 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,405 "Jinkies"? Why are you saying "jinkies"? 597 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,199 Is this like when you tried to make "Keep it frosty" a thing? 598 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,451 No! 599 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,036 Someone wrote "jinkies" on this paper. 600 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,328 But why? 601 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,580 [in demonic voice] You'll never know, Velma. 602 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,748 [screams] 603 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,166 Oh, no, Dad! I need you to believe me 604 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,959 that Mom was kidnapped, or I'm gonna die! 605 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,253 Okay, okay, I believe you, I swear! 606 00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,922 -I believe you. -Oh, my God! 607 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,632 That... That did it. 608 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,634 -She's gone. -Psych! 609 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,428 Oh, no, she's back. But how? 610 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,638 Hold on. Were you lying about believing me? 611 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,349 Velma, I want to believe, but... 612 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,768 Wait. 613 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,853 Oh, my God, you're right. She was kidnapped! 614 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,773 I actually believe you, for real this time. 615 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,149 -He does? -You do? 616 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,484 He does! 617 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,402 No! 618 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,745 [sighs in relief] My hallucinations are finally over. 619 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:55,165 Are you sure? 'Cause I feel like you've said that before. 620 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,458 Like a few times. 621 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,169 No, it's over. I know my dad believes me. 622 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,378 I'm so sorry 623 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,172 -I doubted you, Velma. -It's okay. 624 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:05,384 Because when you saw I was willing to die for my truth, 625 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,968 you finally came around. 626 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,304 -Because you do love me. -Yes. 627 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:12,808 But also, "jinkies" is written in your mother's handwriting. 628 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,226 She was just here. 629 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,602 Jinkies! 630 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:18,063 Okay, now you're totally trying to make it a thing. 631 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,786 So, if this was all about your dad believing you, 632 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:36,498 how did making you laugh also stop your hallucinations? 633 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,333 Right? Or kissing Daphne? 634 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:39,584 [both] "Kissing Daphne"? 635 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,044 Uh, the point is, I don't know, 636 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,587 but I'm sure I'll figure it out. 637 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,923 It would be pretty lazy not to. Now, come on! 638 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,592 Whoever has my mom, and removed those girls' brains, 639 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,137 was just here. So the question is, 640 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,513 where'd they go? 641 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:55,225 [suspenseful music playing] 642 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,434 -[clinks] -Huh? 643 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,562 Huh. 644 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:00,355 -[footsteps approaching] -[heavy breathing] 645 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,314 [screaming] 646 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,860 [theme music playing]