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[Velma] Previously on Velma...
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I'm sorry I didn't believe you
about your hallucinations.
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But, Velma, I told you this.
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Your mother didn't go missing
because you solved a mystery.
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She left us.
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la!
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Be in my office Monday morning.
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I'll tell you everything I know
about my mom, Dr. Edna Perdue.
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That book you gave me
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opened my eyes
to your inner beauty.
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Wait. Really?
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Brenda?
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[all screaming]
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I'm your mother, Carroll.
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And I'm your father, Darren.
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-[bats screeching]
-[screams]
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[Velma] If there's one thing
teen dramas get right,
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it's that nothing is ever
actually a teenager's fault.
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We're all really just paying
for the sins of our parents.
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They're either lying to us...
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[gasps]
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[in seductive voice]
Oh, yeah, you discover
that polonium, Marie Curie.
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[Velma] ...or trying
to change us...
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[William] Ugh!
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[Velma] ...or hiding
some dark family secret.
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Mom!
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If Velma hallucinates
while learning the truth
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about Grandma, she could die.
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Let the adults handle this,
son. [voice quivering] Blythe?
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[Velma] But when it comes
to truly crappy parents,
no one beats my dad.
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Dad, I need to get
to school early
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to talk to Principal Rogers.
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She might have clues
about Mom's kidnapping.
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[Aman] That's great.
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Really? But you hate
that I think she's missing.
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Are you kidding?
That's even better, Sophie.
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-[camera shutter clicking]
-Uh, what's happening?
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People only wear fleece
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when they're looking
for startup money,
or... [gasps]
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Oh, no. Going hiking.
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What's happening is
I'm taking paternity leave.
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Paternity leave?
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When I was born,
you doubled your work hours.
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We know, but Amanda's birth
has made your father realize
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he needs to find
a work-life balance,
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or risk messing her up
the way he messed up--
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-Well, you know.
-Mmm.
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[theme music playing]
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Hey, Velma,
want a ride to school?
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We got champagne,
AC, and the driver
has a funny story
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about how he survived
the Khmer Rouge.
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Uh, sure, thanks.
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Absolutely not, Frederick.
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Unless this is your selection
for our hunt?
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No, Father. I like her now.
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Have you heard of inner beauty?
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That's a myth, you fool!
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[tires screeching]
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Well, at least my relationship
with my father isn't that bad.
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[all singing]
♪ Just the three of us... ♪
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Ugh!
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Grr.
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[school bell ringing]
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Principal Rogers, I just want
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-to say thank you for--
-[kissing sounds]
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Hey, do you mind?
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[Gigi] Oh, yeah, mmm.
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All right. Go help Velma
not hallucinate
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while she talks to your mom.
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But don't let her
push you around.
You're your own man.
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Damn straight.
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And just real quick,
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when do you need me
to have your pants mended by?
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Ugh. Now.
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But lunch will be fine,
I guess.
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As I was saying, thank you
for agreeing to talk to me
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about your
mad scientist mother.
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-Now spill it!
-[sighs]
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Okay. Well, buckle up,
because things are
about to get weird.
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See, in the 1970s,
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my mother, Dr. Edna Perdue,
was a brilliant neurosurgeon,
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who had discovered a way
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to keep the human brain alive
outside of the body.
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[brain] I never should have
been an organ donor.
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-[all gasping]
-A woman scientist?
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[Principal Rogers] Her work
caught the attention
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of Army General
Harry Meeting, who felt
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he could use it to spy
on what he believed
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to be the biggest threat
to the American way of life.
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Oh, let me guess. Communists?
Meat made from plants?
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-Women's sports?
-No!
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Meddling kids.
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It was the 1970s, and
according to General Meeting,
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meddling kids
were ruining everything.
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War's not, like, cool, man.
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[Principal Rogers]
General Meeting had tried
to infiltrate these groups.
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But what if war is,
like, cool, man?
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[Principal Rogers]
But the meddling kids
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always foiled him
with a technique
called mask pulling.
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So, General Meeting
tried to infiltrate them
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through hypnosis.
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But this only worked
so long as no one ever...
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-[groovy music playing]
-[snapping fingers]
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[Principal Rogers]
...snapped their fingers.
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So, when General Meeting
saw my mother's work,
he wondered,
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what if she could
put a soldier's brain
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into the head
of a meddling kid?
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He called the program
the Special Covert Operations
Brain Initiative,
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or SCOOBI.
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SCOOBI? And wait,
what did SCOOBI do?
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It attempted to create
the perfect spy,
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by swapping people's brains.
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Oh. Did it work?
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[Principal Rogers] No.
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And as the years dragged on,
and the pressure
to produce a result grew,
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she slowly went insane.
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Until one day, my mom
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bricked up her secret lab
in our basement,
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hid her journals
so no one could
recreate her work,
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and was committed
to the Crystal Cove
Insane Asylum.
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Wow, I can't believe
that's your mom. I mean,
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playing God, removing brains.
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That's some white people shit.
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She was always a trailblazer.
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But wait, my mom disappeared
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after finding
Dr. Perdue's journals,
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and the dead girls
all had their brains removed.
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Could they be connected?
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Wow. For all
your personality flaws,
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you're actually
a pretty good detective.
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If there is a connection
between your mom
and the dead girls,
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the key to finding it
is in this box.
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-[roaring]
-[Velma screams]
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You're late, Daphne.
Are you rebelling already?
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As a criminal, I like it.
As your dad, knock it off.
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Sorry, to get past my moms,
I had to put on
their wedding DVD.
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They'll spend all day arguing
about who let Uncle Lou dance
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when they knew
he had a heart condition.
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What's all this?
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-Uh, that...
-[whispering] Remember,
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not a word about
why we really need her
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until we know we can trust her.
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[gasps] What happened?
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Why is there a needle
in my good boob?
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It's an adrenaline shot.
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Your heart stopped
from a hallucination.
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Norville, why didn't
you make me laugh?
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I tried. I did three minutes
of hilarious new stuff.
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You just didn't
get the references
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because you haven't
taken calculus yet.
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Velma, I'm sorry,
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but I'm not telling you
anything more about your mom
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until you stop
your hallucinations.
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The nurse only has
one adrenaline shot left,
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and I want shrimp for lunch.
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Allergies be damned!
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But if you think
my mom is connected to
the serial killer in any way,
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I have to know.
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Please.
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[sighs] Fine. Velma, your mom--
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-[roaring]
-[screams]
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Norville, what am I gonna do?
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I hallucinate
because I feel guilty
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about having caused my mom
to disappear.
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The only cure
is to find my mom.
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Though, I have heard
some good things
about alcoholism.
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Okay, well, uh,
when was the first time
you hallucinated?
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Hmm. It was a few days
after my mom went missing.
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[demonic voice]
This is all your fault, Velma.
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Why'd you have to go
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-and solve your own mystery?
-[screaming]
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Okay, but you'd been
trying to find your mom
before that, right?
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Why didn't the hallucinations
start until then?
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As a man analyzing a woman,
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-can we assume menses?
-No.
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But wait, something else
did happen that day.
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My dad took me out to breakfast
for the first time ever.
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Hey, Dad. Great news.
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I've been looking for Mom,
and I think I have
some new leads--
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Velma, stop! For the last time,
your mother wasn't taken.
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She left us.
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Now, see if you can
solve the case
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of how to entertain yourself
while I make work calls.
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Wait, I've always wanted
my dad to love me more.
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Maybe the hallucinations
are my subconscious
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keeping me
from looking for my mom.
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Because you saying
your mom was kidnapped
upsets your dad
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and just makes it harder
for him to love you.
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Exactly! [gasps] Wait!
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Oh, no, I hallucinate
because I have daddy issues.
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Gross.
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Okay, so, don't search for
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"Daddy issues
and teenage girls."
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And bookmark. [clicks]
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But if your
hallucinations started
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because your dad
doesn't believe
your mom was kidnapped,
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maybe they'd stop
if you make him believe
she was kidnapped.
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I tried,
but whenever I mention it,
he shuts me down.
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Then I have to eat a whole pie
to feel better,
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and I will die
before I give that up.
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What's another way
to cure daddy issues?
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Eh, I wouldn't know.
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The thought
of having any issues
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with my own sweet, sweet daddy
is foreign to me.
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Really? Even though
he's the one
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who basically taught you
to be a beta.
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Excuse me?
My father is not a beta.
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He drives the speed limit,
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no matter how many people
are honking at him.
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Knock, knock.
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Norville, can I grab you
for a second? I need a hand
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-with some heavy lifting.
-Of course, Dad.
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Because heavy lifting is
exactly what alphas like us do.
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Thanks. We're helping
your mom's old boyfriend move.
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Ah, that doesn't help.
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-[yawns]
-Ah, come on.
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-[splashing]
-[baby cooing]
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[cell phone vibrating]
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Don't even think
about it, Aman.
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I haven't slept in 48 hours,
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so if you're serious
about paternity leave,
then you have to realize
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your family is more important
than your phone. Oh!
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I am so posting that.
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-[baby gurgling]
-[splashing]
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Hey, Dad, can we talk?
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You can be drunk,
if that's easier.
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What? No!
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Paternity leave applies
to all my children.
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-Let's go to lunch. Run!
-[baby coos]
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-[baby laughing]
-Aman!
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[Darren] Okay. Quick lesson
in the power of crystals.
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This is angelite.
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It treats anxiety
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by transmuting
aberrant thoughts
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into productive cathexis.
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Whoa, cool!
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So, do you rub it?
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Or grind it up
and snort it at a party,
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like regular anxiety meds?
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You take it
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and bang it on your head,
real hard.
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Wait, really? [grunts]
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[laughs] No.
Crystals are a hoax, Daphne.
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Like vitamins, or internships.
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That's why we loved
working here so much.
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Charging idiots 30 bucks
for a mystical rock
247
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,693
feels like a crime,
but it's totally legal.
248
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,903
So, that's why
you turned to real crime
249
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,823
when the crystal market
collapsed, to chase that high.
250
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,993
Yes. But the party ended
when your moms raided us.
251
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,954
Sure, we got away,
but they stole you.
252
00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,205
And now they're gonna pay.
253
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,332
Everyone's gonna pay.
254
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,709
Whoa, wait. What?
255
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,295
For crystals. Everyone's
gonna pay for crystals.
256
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,964
See, thanks to
underemployed millennials,
257
00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:51,424
ex-reality stars,
258
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:54,135
and zero sense
of global security,
259
00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,678
believing in crystals
260
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:56,929
-is back, baby!
-[all cheering]
261
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,723
We can sell this hall
and retire
262
00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,684
to the non-extradition country
of our choice.
263
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,686
Hello, Angola.
264
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,146
Wait. You're leaving already?
265
00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,106
But there's still so much
I don't know about you.
266
00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,524
Daphne, I'm on the run.
267
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,067
A few more days of mining,
and we're gone.
268
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,320
But we can get to know
each other until then.
269
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,197
Say yes, and we'll tell you
why you have orange hair.
270
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,449
Oh, my God, yes!
271
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,367
I smoked during pregnancy.
Like, a lot.
272
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,744
Like, I should be dead.
273
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,538
Oh. Well, I'm glad
you're alive.
274
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,707
Let's get to know each other.
275
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,543
So, what do you wanna
talk about? The Miller case?
276
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:30,171
Oh, right. This is lunch
with my daughter.
277
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,422
Uh, a couple of things.
278
00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,090
First, I think this place
has changed
279
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,258
since the last time
we were here.
280
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,427
[rock music playing]
281
00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,554
Oh, my God,
I totally didn't notice.
282
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:42,058
Sophie's boobs are out
so much these days,
this seems normal.
283
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,477
-[message alert tone]
-Oh, speak of the devil.
284
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,437
"Buy diapers."
[mimics whip-crack]
285
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,897
Oh, you think that's bad?
286
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,857
Sophie told me I can't
pee in the shower anymore,
287
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,817
because that's where
she bathes Amanda.
288
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,153
Now I have to pee in the shower
at school, like a weirdo.
289
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,031
Pro tip, aim for the drain.
She'll never know.
290
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,866
Oh, I'll try that. [gasps]
291
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,243
Wait. Did you just
teach me a life lesson?
292
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,870
Yeah. You want another one?
293
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:05,581
Don't date anyone who owns
more throw pillows than books.
294
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,458
Yes! Oh, my God. I had no idea
295
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:09,752
you at least realize
Sophie kind of sucks.
296
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,089
It will make it so much easier
to kick her ass out
when I find Mom.
297
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,925
Wait. "Find Mom"?
Not this again.
298
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,094
But that's what I need
to talk to you about.
299
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,595
To stop my hallucinations,
300
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,181
I need you to believe me
that Mom was kidnapped.
301
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,307
Velma, please.
302
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,642
Can't a father and daughter
303
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,561
just enjoy a nice meal
at a strip club,
304
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,231
-without it being awkward?
-Uh, no?
305
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,858
But we were having fun
for the first time ever.
306
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,152
Yeah, we were. Look at us.
307
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,779
Can we at least talk later?
308
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,406
I have to stop
my hallucinations.
309
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,825
Hold that thought.
I have to make some work calls.
310
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,702
Oh, so you're going
to work, are you?
311
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,788
Well, then call me
Ernest Shackleton,
312
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,832
'cause I'm headed to a pole.
313
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,125
-[yelps]
-[thud]
314
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,460
Fred? What are you doing
at Nana's Nipples?
315
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,587
I thought rich guys went
to the Tits Carlton.
316
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:54,797
That's our next stop.
317
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,215
Yeah, my dad found out
I like you
318
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,175
and is now trying
to "normalize" my brain
319
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,220
back into thinking
girls like Chestiny here
are hot.
320
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,096
[William] You!
321
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,931
Get away from my son!
322
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,976
He just asked the manager
if there's a stripper
gender pay gap!
323
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,353
There is. Guys make way less.
324
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,648
But thanks to you,
Fred won't call it
reverse sexism.
325
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,316
He-He-He's ruined!
326
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,735
[rock music playing]
327
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,778
[inaudible]
328
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,864
[grunts]
329
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,784
Oh, yeah. Keep it all on.
330
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,953
Show me nothing, baby.
331
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,705
Velma, what are you
doing up there?
332
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,999
I'm doing what every girl
is doing up here.
333
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,001
I'm just trying to get
my dad's attention.
334
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,711
[in East European accent]
And one day, it will work.
335
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,005
Velma, stop!
You have my attention.
336
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,256
That's why I was on the phone.
337
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,966
I was calling Sophie
to tell her
338
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,801
I need to spend the rest of
my paternity leave with you.
339
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,846
Wait, what? Are you nuts?
She'll kill us both.
340
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,389
I don't care. Like you said,
341
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,349
we were just starting
to have fun together.
342
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,227
And let's be honest,
the last couple of years
haven't been very fun.
343
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,395
What with my hair turning
344
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,730
-gray--
-Mom being kidnapped.
345
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,815
Sure, right. All that.
346
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,859
So, what do you say
we go have some fun?
347
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:57,943
Just us.
348
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,653
["Greatest Love of All"
playing]
349
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,697
♪ I believe the children
Are our future... ♪
350
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,242
Ahh! I said, "Wait!"
351
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,041
[grunts]
352
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,876
Eh, by the time
I say something,
353
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,921
I could have already paid
$5 for another coffee.
354
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,297
[message alert tone]
355
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,423
[Gigi reading]
356
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,717
Oh, from now on,
I'm wearing 'em.
357
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,219
[screams]
358
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,012
Amanda, where are you?
359
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,138
Oh, God!
360
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,598
[all chuckling]
361
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,186
-[game over tone]
-Ahh!
362
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,104
♪ People need someone
To look up to ♪
363
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,272
[growling]
364
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,607
[both screaming]
365
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:39,735
[bats screeching]
366
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,073
♪ ...in love ♪
367
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,367
-To the best day ever.
-[clinks]
368
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,576
[vomits]
369
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,370
-[coughs]
-[bottles rattle]
370
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,498
And yes, I know I still need
371
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,708
to talk to my dad
to end my hallucinations,
372
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,168
but I don't want
the fun to stop.
373
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,379
Yesterday, for the first time
ever, he said,
374
00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,964
"Your birthday's
in March, right?"
375
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,924
[cell phone ringing]
376
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,553
Hey, can you answer that?
I'm, like, substitute
teacher-level hungover.
377
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,263
No, it's Gigi.
378
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,598
And you were right.
My dad has taught me
to be a beta.
379
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,308
So I'm working on power moves.
380
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,435
This morning, I left my bowl
381
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,229
-in the sink.
-Damn.
382
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,772
[Fred] Hey, Velma.
383
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,691
When you see your pops next,
tell him thanks for me.
384
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,276
Homie changed my life.
385
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,610
Fred, I've told you.
386
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,612
My dad isn't
the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh.
387
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:27,283
No, he helped my dad
buy Chestiny's contract
from the strip club,
388
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,535
so we could date
and get my head sorted out.
389
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,161
Isn't that right, babe? [moans]
390
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,329
[grunts] Anything but kiss.
391
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,290
Uh, that's impossible, Fred.
392
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,791
My dad's on paternity leave.
393
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,294
The only love he's buying
right now is mine.
394
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,795
Yeah, I don't know.
395
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,714
Your dad figured out
all the legal junk yesterday.
396
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,173
Wait, what?
397
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,509
Oh, my God!
398
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,844
[keyboard clacking]
399
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,096
You only told Sophie
400
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,514
you wanted to spend
your paternity leave with me
401
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,600
so you could work
while I was at school.
402
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,892
What? No!
403
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,978
-I'm only here because--
-[knocking on door]
404
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,731
'Cause I'm having an affair
with this woman!
405
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,483
An affair? How dare you?
406
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,069
Also, here's that extra work
you requested.
407
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,323
[sighs wearily]
408
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,659
Where's that box?
409
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,661
I'm ready to learn
how my mom is connected
to those dead girls.
410
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,789
So you finally got your father
to believe you?
Freaking awesome.
411
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,625
That's right, I swear now.
412
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,627
And you're wearing
a leather jacket?
413
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,669
I stole it, baby.
414
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,296
Off a teddy bear in the mall.
415
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,173
We don't know
what's gotten into him.
416
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,215
I'm out of here.
417
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,800
And I might be late for dinner.
418
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,762
Don't pour my milk.
419
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,473
Okay, now give me that box.
420
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,225
Velma, wait. Are you sure
you won't hallucinate?
421
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,019
Yes. My hallucinations
were caused
422
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,521
by my desire
to make my dad love me.
423
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,523
But after today,
he's dead to me,
424
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,983
and if I don't care
what he thinks,
425
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,360
then I won't hallucinate.
426
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,944
[suspenseful music playing]
427
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,365
[gasps]
428
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,700
Oh, my God. Honestly,
I was, like, zero percent sure
that would work.
429
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,869
But I'm cured.
I can find my mom.
430
00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,704
How is she connected
to the dead girls?
431
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,416
Okay, so after my mom died,
her house was put up for sale,
432
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,210
and Fred's family bought it.
433
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,879
And that's what first got
your mom interested in her.
434
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,215
In her effort to learn more
about Dr. Perdue,
435
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,300
Diya uncovered the one thing
436
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:12,596
my mother never intended
anyone to find, her journals.
437
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,723
That's how she learned
Edna was my mom,
438
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,267
and that her secret lab
was still buried
underneath the house.
439
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,144
[Velma gasps] So,
that's what my mom
440
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,271
was doing at Fred's house
on Christmas Eve.
441
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,733
Looking for
Dr. Perdue's secret lab,
before Fred's family
442
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,694
-moved in.
-[Principal Rogers] Yes.
443
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,738
Hmm. Okay, but how does
this connect my mom
to the dead girls?
444
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,116
[Principal Rogers]
There's only one explanation.
445
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,368
Your mom opened the lab, and...
446
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,744
-[roaring]
-[screams]
447
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,330
[voice echoing] The ghost
of Dr. Edna Perdue
448
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,541
has returned
to finish her work!
449
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,251
Wait, wait, wait.
You're saying my mom
450
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,461
was taken by the ghost
of your mom?
451
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,046
Really? I thought only idiots
452
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,424
and B-list actresses
believed in ghosts.
453
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,468
Uh, have you seen
our school bathrooms?
454
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,928
No living human could do that.
455
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,763
Ugh, I don't have
time for this.
456
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,098
I have to go find my mom
457
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,351
and her not-a-ghost
serial killer kidnapper.
458
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,561
[electric guitar playing]
459
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,146
Damn it, Norville.
460
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,234
Where is everyone?
461
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,611
[gasps] And the crystals
are all gone.
462
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,447
Wait. Are you leaving already?
463
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,740
But I'm not ready.
464
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,450
I need to know so much more.
465
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,827
Daphne, the only thing
left for you to know
466
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,746
is you deserve better than us.
467
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,290
A gun?
468
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,459
Hold on. Is that
a goodbye gift?
469
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,461
Oh, I didn't get you anything.
470
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,963
Sure you did. You are
our insurance policy
471
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,425
in case your moms
try and stop us
on our way out of town.
472
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,926
Wait, what?
473
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,012
Is that why
you let me find you?
474
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:38,098
Just so you could use me?
That's so manipulative!
475
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,601
Which explains
why I'm so manipulative.
476
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,102
But still, I'm your daughter.
477
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,979
And your parents
are criminals, Daph.
478
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:45,147
-I'm sorry--
-[gunshot]
479
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:46,982
[gasps]
480
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,817
Yeah, you are sorry, Darren.
481
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,986
We've been on to you
since you busted out of jail
482
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,238
and put a geode
through our daughter's window.
483
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,698
You have?
484
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,909
We're maybe not the best cops,
but we're great moms.
485
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,286
We always know
what you're up to, sweetie.
486
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,704
What's this?
487
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,664
"Brenda"? Huh! Why does
that name ring a bell?
488
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,042
She's one of the dead girls,
and that's her tank top.
489
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,169
You can see stains
from her boob contour.
490
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,505
What? Carroll found
that shirt down here,
491
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,673
and I upcycled it as a rag.
492
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,342
We only have
one planet, people.
493
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,510
[camera flashes]
494
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,677
-[bats screeching]
-[all screaming]
495
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,266
Velma!
496
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,936
Where are you? I'm sorry!
497
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,856
Also, please be cool for once
and don't tell Sophie.
498
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,941
[knocking on door]
499
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,359
Velma? You can't be here.
500
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,319
I told you, Father forbids it.
501
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:35,280
Fred, there's a secret lab
under your basement
and I have to find it.
502
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,782
Now, you can help me,
503
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,575
or you can keep
telling yourself
that if you jump
504
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,869
through all of Daddy's hoops,
maybe one day, he'll love you.
505
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,539
Please. As if my father
has the time
506
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,916
to make me jump
through hoops. Hey!
507
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,335
Hairy girl not wrong.
508
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,213
Only way to earn
father's respect
is take a stand.
509
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,381
You want I help kill him?
510
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,550
[suspenseful music playing]
511
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,763
Yeah, let's do it. Hmm?
512
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,849
[Chestiny] Whoo-hoo! I'm rich!
513
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,892
Now Daddy will love me.
514
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,227
[sighs]
515
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,062
-[tires screeching]
-[engine revving]
516
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,898
Norville, what's going on?
517
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,109
You're ignoring my calls
like I just took you
on a first date.
518
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,902
That's because a man
answers his phone
519
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,989
when he damn well
feels like answering
his phone, Lamont.
520
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,949
Okay, well, Gigi almost died.
521
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:22,369
She was stung by a bee
digging her pants
out of the garbage at school,
522
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,830
and the nurse was
out of adrenaline shots.
523
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,750
-Oh, no!
-[sunglasses clatter]
524
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,461
I'm making her
a "Get Well" lemon cake.
525
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,590
-Wanna help?
-I'll get my zester.
526
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,592
Wow. I never knew
how big it was
527
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,385
down here in the bad boy room.
528
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,805
I just hang by the door
ever since the rats
ate that butler.
529
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,390
[Velma gasps] The lab entrance!
530
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,183
But it's still closed.
531
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,311
If my mom didn't open it,
where'd she go?
532
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:50,022
Oh. Maybe it's one of those
doors where you push in a brick
533
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,648
-and it opens.
-Fred, wait!
534
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,317
No!
535
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,779
[Daphne grunting]
536
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,282
So you really knew I was
with them the whole time?
537
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,992
Or was that just another lie?
538
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,452
Another lie?
539
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,288
The only thing we've ever lied
to you about is the dog.
540
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,248
Truth is, he went to a farm.
541
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,626
No, I know you stole me
from them.
542
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,877
Stole you?
543
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,712
We didn't steal you.
544
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,047
We took you.
545
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,841
[police sirens blaring]
546
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,635
We gotta go.
547
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,928
And there's not gonna be
enough room for all the goods
and Daphne.
548
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,554
Oh, okay. Well, as parents,
549
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,140
there's only one right
decision to make here.
550
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,186
[Donna] Damn it! They got away!
551
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,687
[baby gurgling]
552
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,147
[both] Aw!
553
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,025
Oh, my God,
I feel like such an idiot.
554
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,360
They abandoned me twice.
555
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,612
That's why we never
told you the truth.
556
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,530
We loved you
from the moment we saw you,
557
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,199
and didn't want you
to ever feel
558
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,993
like you were unwanted
for even a second.
559
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,079
I love you, too, Moms.
560
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:50,040
Ooh, angelite.
That cures anxiety.
561
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:50,999
[Daphne sighs]
562
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,918
[Velma groaning]
563
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,544
[Diya] Velma? Sweetie?
564
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,130
-Can you hear me?
-Mom? Is that you?
565
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,632
I found you.
566
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,634
But did you, like,
get a weird haircut?
567
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,094
[Aman] No, Velma, it's me.
568
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,680
The parent who only
abandoned you emotionally.
569
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,516
Dad? Wait. Did I die
and go to hell?
570
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,269
Damn it! I always knew
atheism was a gamble.
571
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,687
How did you find me?
572
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,231
I can locate your phone,
like any good parent.
573
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,691
Okay. Sophie installed it
574
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,276
so you never catch us in bed
talking smack about you.
575
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,320
No, no. I don't have
time to sit here
576
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,115
and listen to some
too-little-too-late excuse.
577
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,199
Yes, you do.
578
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,367
Because your legs
are still buried.
579
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,952
-[straining]
-Now look.
580
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,787
I'm sorry for how much I worked
when you were little,
581
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,914
but I figured you were fine
because you had your mother.
582
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,290
But then she walked out on us,
583
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,667
and I wanted
to be there for you,
584
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,086
but it's too hard
because I feel so guilty.
585
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,005
So, I hide at work.
586
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,757
But you wouldn't feel guilty
if you just believed
she was kidnapped.
587
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,718
Who would kidnap your mother?
588
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,554
No one wants to talk about 9/11
that much anymore.
589
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,432
Fine, don't believe me.
I'll just find her on my own.
590
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,058
-[grunts]
-[bricks clattering]
591
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,226
I'm fine.
592
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,648
Footprints?
593
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,025
People were just here.
594
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,359
And what's this?
595
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,570
Jinkies!
596
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,405
"Jinkies"?
Why are you saying "jinkies"?
597
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,199
Is this like when you tried
to make "Keep it frosty"
a thing?
598
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,451
No!
599
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,036
Someone wrote "jinkies"
on this paper.
600
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,328
But why?
601
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,580
[in demonic voice]
You'll never know, Velma.
602
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,748
[screams]
603
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,166
Oh, no, Dad!
I need you to believe me
604
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,959
that Mom was kidnapped,
or I'm gonna die!
605
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,253
Okay, okay, I believe you,
I swear!
606
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,922
-I believe you.
-Oh, my God!
607
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,632
That... That did it.
608
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,634
-She's gone.
-Psych!
609
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,428
Oh, no, she's back. But how?
610
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,638
Hold on. Were you lying
about believing me?
611
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,349
Velma, I want
to believe, but...
612
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,768
Wait.
613
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,853
Oh, my God, you're right.
She was kidnapped!
614
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,773
I actually believe you,
for real this time.
615
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,149
-He does?
-You do?
616
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,484
He does!
617
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,402
No!
618
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,745
[sighs in relief]
My hallucinations
are finally over.
619
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:55,165
Are you sure? 'Cause I feel
like you've said that before.
620
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,458
Like a few times.
621
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,169
No, it's over.
I know my dad believes me.
622
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,378
I'm so sorry
623
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,172
-I doubted you, Velma.
-It's okay.
624
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:05,384
Because when you saw
I was willing to die
for my truth,
625
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,968
you finally came around.
626
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,304
-Because you do love me.
-Yes.
627
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:12,808
But also, "jinkies" is written
in your mother's handwriting.
628
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,226
She was just here.
629
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,602
Jinkies!
630
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:18,063
Okay, now you're totally
trying to make it a thing.
631
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,786
So, if this was all about
your dad believing you,
632
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:36,498
how did making you laugh
also stop your hallucinations?
633
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,333
Right? Or kissing Daphne?
634
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:39,584
[both] "Kissing Daphne"?
635
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,044
Uh, the point is, I don't know,
636
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,587
but I'm sure
I'll figure it out.
637
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,923
It would be pretty lazy not to.
Now, come on!
638
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,592
Whoever has my mom,
and removed those
girls' brains,
639
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,137
was just here.
So the question is,
640
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,513
where'd they go?
641
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:55,225
[suspenseful music playing]
642
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,434
-[clinks]
-Huh?
643
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,562
Huh.
644
00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:00,355
-[footsteps approaching]
-[heavy breathing]
645
00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,314
[screaming]
646
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,860
[theme music playing]