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[Velma] Previously on Velma...
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I had to find you
because I still didn't know
if you'd listened to my VMs,
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voice mails,
let alone responded. Did you?
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[Velma] The police
found my mom's car
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abandoned and empty,
except for her glasses,
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and a single wrapped gift.
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[Velma] It's like what I said.
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Someone is trying
to recreate Dr. Perdue's work.
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Which means...
Brains, where's my mom?
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Best of luck in all
your future endeavors,
Wilhelmina.
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[door slams]
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Would you ever consider
interning for me at
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories?
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[Daphne] Really?
Oh, my God, yes.
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-[kissing]
-[Fred] Mmm.
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[all] Aw!
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What the actual hell?
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Oh, my God, I do remember
who the serial killer is.
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-[Diya] It's...
-[all gasp]
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-[Diya] It's...
-[both gasp]
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[Diya] It's me.
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[Velma] So, uh, yeah.
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After all that, it turned out
my mom wasn't kidnapped
by the serial killer.
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Apparently, she was
the serial killer.
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And yet, it got worse.
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-[crushes]
-Ahhh!
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Because it made no sense.
Reading Dr. Perdue's journals,
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I couldn't understand
why my mom
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would recreate the work
of a mad scientist.
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I have to talk to her.
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Huh?
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Nothing added up.
And yet, no one
seemed to care.
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Okay, the next item
on the block
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is this 1969 van,
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recently used by Diya Dinkley,
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one of America's only
female serial killers.
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You can own
a piece of her-story.
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[Velma] And yet,
it still got worse.
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-[all clamoring]
-[sighs in exasperation]
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Velma. There you are.
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Any comment on today's
front page story?
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Because I'd also
lost my best friends.
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Norville, I'm sorry
I accused your dad
of being the serial killer.
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-Hmm.
-Norville, that's enough.
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-[scoffs]
-Velma needs us.
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The only thing I need
is to kick your ass
for kissing Fred.
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[Velma yells]
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-[grunts]
-[thuds]
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And yet, it somehow
got even worse.
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Okay, the swelling
from your daughter's beating
has gone down.
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Can I go do your job for you
and question my obviously
innocent mom now?
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No. We need you
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-to watch something.
-[clicks]
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So, why did you do it,
Doo-dad? Huh?
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Your choices on
the lady confession form are
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"revenge, jealousy,"
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or "You know how we get!"
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Okay, I'll tell you.
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I did it because
I wanted to put the brain
of a popular girl
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into the head
of my daughter, Velma.
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What?
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[theme music playing]
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But that makes
even less sense.
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If she's now saying
she's guilty,
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why did she pretend
to have amnesia?
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Or try to frame me
with Brenda and Krista's
bodies.
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[Donna] Velma,
we're struggling too,
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but Diya insists she did it.
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Meaning this afternoon,
she'll be sentenced
to death row,
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and, worse, brutally hounded
by true crime podcasters.
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Death row?
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Then please, just give me
five minutes down there
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to figure out
what's really going on.
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What's that?
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Look, you didn't
hear it from us,
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but the only way Cogburn's
letting you anywhere
near your mom's cell
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and potentially
messing up his case
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is if you get
arrested yourself.
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Arrested? I see.
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Well, then call me
a medieval minstrel
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'cause I'm about to loot.
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Yeah. Unfortunately,
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he's so worried
about you talking to your mom,
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the only thing he'd arrest you
for right now is murder.
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Murder?
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[Victoria] Now, Daphne.
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Though I married
into this company,
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I'm the one who built it
from a small ascot shop
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into the multi-billion dollar
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target of child labor lawsuits
it is today.
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-And I did it all by--
-Moxie!
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Aggressively supporting
politicians who
look the other way.
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And I have impeccable taste.
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Like this.
Our newest fragrance.
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Oh, I love that.
What's it called?
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"Smells Like Mommy."
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Oh. Mm.
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Yes, it's terrible.
Freddie named it.
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Which brings us to the point
of your internship.
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[gasps] You mean I'm not
just a diversity hire
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-for the company photo shoot?
-No.
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See, Freddie doesn't
listen to me.
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But yesterday you were
able to coax him back
to being popular like--
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-A modern-day Anne Sullivan.
-A celebrity dog trainer.
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Regardless, if Fred
has any hope
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of running this company
one day, I need your help
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teaching him that same kind
of strategic thinking
and drive.
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So, I'd have to spend
more time with Fred?
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[sighs] I have to sort out
some personal stuff
with Velma first.
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Oh, hey, this is a good
business lesson to learn.
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Nobody cares.
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Fred, open up.
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I need your help
to get arrested
and save my mom's life.
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[cell phone ringing]
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-Ugh, not now.
-[beeps]
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-[Fred screaming]
-[objects crashing]
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[message sent chimes]
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[Fred screaming gets louder]
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-Fred?
-[grunts]
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Fred, why are you raging out?
Can I assume sports?
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No, Velma.
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I'm raging out because my mom
doesn't think I'm capable
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of running the family business.
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But she's wrong.
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Look how good
I paint the company logo.
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Your company logo
is an asterisk?
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Oh, to indicate
a troubling footnote
about child labor.
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It's not an asterisk.
It's a flower.
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I painted those ones better.
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Wait, Fred.
You bought this van? Why?
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Because all
cool fashion advertising
for teens
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is just trashy,
pedo-tinged sex stuff.
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So, maybe if I drive
this thing around,
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I can make
Gentlemen's Accessories cool
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and prove to my mom
I'm not a joke.
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Because nothing's trashier
or more pedo-tinged
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than teens in an old van.
That's actually not a bad idea.
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Ahhh!
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Wrong! It is a good idea!
I can run the family business.
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Oh, wait. You just
agreed with me.
Sorry, I'm...
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[sighs] I'm just sensitive
from always being wrong
about everything.
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Well, then I have good news,
'cause I'm taking you
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to the one place
no one will ever doubt you.
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[police siren chirps]
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Officers, arrest me.
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I've committed the only crime
worse than eating ethnic food
on an airplane.
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Don't care. Until your mom
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is removed from our custody
and goes to death row,
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your presence here
is like a condom in a porno.
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Not wanted!
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[Fred] But would you arrest her
if someone like me
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said someone like her
was bothering him?
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Well, yeah, that would do it.
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Norville, have you seen Velma?
She wasn't at the pep rally.
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And you know how much
she loves knocking over
cheerleader pyramids.
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Sorry, Daph. But I'm just
too tired of Velma's bullshit
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to care where she is.
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Norville never swears. [gasps]
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Oh, my God.
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[sighs]
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Huh? A geode?
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"My dearest daughter..."
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[Carroll] I almost died
while finding this.
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[screams, grunts]
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I think it has something
to do with the murders.
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"And while I know
it can never make up
for having abandoned you twice,
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please consider us even
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for the $10 I took
from your locker!"
[grunts in frustration]
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[gasps]
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Be quick. Your mom
doesn't have much time
before her sentencing.
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And the creature that lives
in the toilet feeds at 2:00.
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-[door closes]
-Mom?
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-Velma?
-Mom!
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I know you didn't really
wanna change my brain, right?
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I assume you misspoke
and meant change my bra?
'Cause I get that.
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Velma, I did it because
I wanted to put the brain
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of a popular girl
into the head
of my daughter, Velma.
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Oh.
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-But why?
-No, Velma, listen to me.
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I did it because I wanted
to put the brain
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of a popular girl
into the head
of my daughter, Velma.
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Yeah, Mom. I get it. Wait.
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You keep saying
the exact same thing.
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Yes! When I try to say
what actually happened,
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that's what comes out.
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I don't think I had amnesia,
I think I was hypnotized.
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Hypnotized? I thought
that only worked
in '70s cartoons
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and '80s comedy clubs.
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Wait. But the cure
is always snapping.
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Sorry. Time to go to death row.
You failed, Velma.
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You're not ruining this for me.
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-[roaring]
-[bubbling]
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Let me out of here.
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My mom was hypnotized,
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and the serial killer
is still out there.
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[mysterious voice]
Yes, he is, Velma.
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[gasps]
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Oh, no, he's here!
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-[Velma] Daphne?
-[clears throat]
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Sorry. I just had to
clear my throat.
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My moms told me you were here.
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Ugh, I'd rather
you were the serial killer.
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Well, then, good news.
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Because I have something
that might help us find him.
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[Velma] A pocket watch?
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Wait, I remember that
from somewhere.
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[in demonic voice]
And do you remember me?
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[Velma screaming]
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How am I on a dirt road?
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[gasps] Oh, no! I died,
and hell is
a cross country race.
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[gasps] Wait. This is a memory
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of the night
I started hallucinating,
two years ago.
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[young Velma in echoing voice]
I'll never find my mom.
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My mystery solving caused this.
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-No one will ever believe me...
-[gasps]
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...because I'm a weirdo.
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Oh, my God. I remember!
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[screaming]
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That pocket watch
belongs to the serial killer.
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I recognize it
because he didn't
just hypnotize my mom,
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he hypnotized me
two years ago as well,
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to cause my hallucinations
and keep me from finding her.
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-[Daphne gasps]
-Now, did you check the watch
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-for fingerprints or semen?
-No need.
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There's an inscription.
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Okay, but Daphne,
it belonged to a serial killer.
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It's 100% caked in semen,
and you're just, like,
holding it in your hand.
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-[exclaims in disgust]
-[clicks open]
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"Harry Meeting?"
[gasps] Of course!
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General Harry Meeting
hired Dr. Edna Perdue
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to run his Project SCOOBI
brain-swapping program.
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And he was
a master of hypnosis.
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But, wait, he's dead.
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-Man!
-[Daphne] Exactly.
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Which can only mean one thing.
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[in echoing voice]
It's General Meeting's ghost,
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back to finish
Dr. Perdue's work!
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For the last time,
ghosts do not exist.
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So, if you'd like to join me
back in reality,
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I'm gonna see if this watch
jogs any memories
for the Brains.
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I'll come with. But first...
242
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,759
[sighs] I'm sorry
about kissing Fred.
Forgive me?
243
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,930
And I promise nothing will ever
come between us again.
244
00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,599
[cell phone ringing]
245
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,477
Hold up.
I have to take this. Victoria.
246
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,062
What? Fred was caught
247
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,565
trying to lure teens into a van
for trashy sex stuff?
248
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,025
I'll be right there.
249
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,819
I am so sorry. I have to go.
But here. [sprays]
250
00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,154
Perfume?
251
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,697
Is that to remember you
while we're apart?
252
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,574
Yes. But Victoria also
wants to know
253
00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,826
if you like it and or
get a terrible rash.
254
00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,078
Text me your thoughts
and be safe.
255
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,542
Fred, tell your mom I'm getting
in the car you sent right now.
256
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,754
What do you mean
you didn't send a car?
Oh, God!
257
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,881
Ugh, fine. You sent a limo.
258
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,383
Yes, I know the difference,
you asshole.
259
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,971
-[girls chuckling]
-[Brenda] Okay.
260
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,223
Clap, clap. Group shower
discussion of the day.
261
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,895
Aren't you so over characters
making dramatic entrances
on TV shows?
262
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,438
-For sure.
-[Krista] Totally.
263
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,815
I like the quiet characters
who don't get much to do.
264
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,234
I actually love
dramatic entrances.
265
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,320
-[Brenda] Velma?
-Yeah.
266
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,906
And before you say anything,
my mom didn't kill you
and put you in those jars.
267
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,158
She was hypnotized
by whoever took you.
268
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,744
So please, tell me
you recognize this.
269
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,372
-Where was that?
-[Brenda] I do...
270
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,790
...not know.
271
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,792
-[Krista] Sorry.
-[Lola] I don't either.
272
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,419
Well, great! Now I have nothing
and my mom's
going to the chair.
273
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,172
Which is exactly
what you deserve, Velma.
274
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,715
Well, not your mom
going to the chair.
275
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,592
But you were given
the best thing in the world,
276
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:19,845
and every day you treated it
like worthless garbage.
277
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,515
Hair that's full of bounce
and easy to style?
278
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,183
No! Norville!
279
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,185
And now,
he's transferring schools
280
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,646
because it's too hard for him
to be around the person
who betrayed him.
281
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,272
What? That's impossible.
282
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,274
I know I messed up
by accusing Lamont,
283
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,902
but Norville would've told me
if he was leaving school.
284
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:35,945
He did.
285
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,197
He left you a voice mail.
286
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,200
Just one of the 1,000
you never listened to.
287
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,243
I don't...
288
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,536
I don't have time for this.
289
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,329
I have to save my mom.
290
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,581
And where did
her phone come from?
291
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:48,833
We're naked!
292
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,668
[upbeat music playing
on car radio]
293
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,919
What's wrong, baby?
294
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,629
Three Chaka Khan songs
have come on
295
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,798
and you haven't even
bobbed your head.
296
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,425
Ugh, nothing.
297
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,968
I'm just wondering if I made
the right decision to leave...
298
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,845
Oh, my God! I'm home!
299
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,308
[giggling gleefully]
300
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,812
So Brenda and Krista's bodies
were used to frame me.
301
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,606
But, wait. Lola's was found
by someone else.
302
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,025
[sighs] Norville, where are you
when I need you?
303
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,026
[cell phone buzzing]
304
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,571
[sighs] Fine.
305
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,364
-[clicks]
-[Norville] Velma,
306
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,825
it's Norville.
I'm switching schools.
See you in hell.
307
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,578
If I ever visit from
the Halls of Mandos.
308
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:29,165
That's a Tolkien reference,
which I know you hate.
309
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,876
Damn it, Velma. Why didn't
you ever listen to these?
310
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,335
-[clicks]
-[Norville] Hey, Velma,
311
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,921
it's Norville,
and I have huge news.
312
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,341
It's banana pudding day
in the cafeteria.
313
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,342
Call me back!
314
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,554
♪ I will remember you ♪
315
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,139
Hey, Velma, it's Norville.
316
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,808
Who's got two thumbs
and wants to say good morning?
317
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,643
This guy!
318
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,812
Yeah, that's maybe
more of a visual joke.
Call me back.
319
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,356
[mimicking Arnold
Schwarzenegger]
Hey, Velma, it's Arnold,
320
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,568
the Actornator.
[in normal voice] JK, JK,
it's Norville.
321
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:58,694
Call me back.
322
00:12:58,777 --> 00:12:59,695
Call me back.
323
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:00,779
Call me back.
324
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,659
Wow. This is the first
voice mail he ever left me.
325
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,411
[Norville hesitating]
Uh, hey, hey, Velma.
326
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,247
It's Norville Rogers from...
From math.
327
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,249
I know we don't really
know each other,
328
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,376
but I... I just wanted to say
329
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,378
I'm sorry your mom got taken,
330
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,089
and I think it's cool that
you're wearing glasses now.
331
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,551
Wow. He even noticed these.
332
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:27,014
[gasps] Mom's frames
are made by Jones
Gentlemen's Accessories?
333
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,562
A pocket watch!
334
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,397
[gasps]
335
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,694
Oh, my God! Harry Meeting used
336
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,988
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories
pocket watches
337
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,241
for his hypnosis. That's it!
338
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,825
Dad! Dad! I figured it out!
339
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,077
How to wash that sweater?
340
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,745
You've literally
never smelled better.
341
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,665
No, that's just some dumb
perfume Daphne sprayed on me.
342
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,832
Mom's innocent.
343
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:54,917
What? How?
344
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,586
My glasses! It was my glasses!
345
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,631
Mom didn't drop them in her car
the night she was taken.
346
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,883
She left them as a clue
for me to find.
347
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,760
But how are glasses a clue?
348
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:08,097
Unless they solve
the mystery of why
a girl can't get a date, right?
349
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,349
[chuckles] Sorry, I'm drunk.
Please continue.
350
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,060
I'll explain everything on
the way to the Jones estate.
351
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:16,230
If I'm right, Daphne and Fred
are in trouble.
352
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,775
[Aman] So, if the serial killer
caused your hallucinations
with hypnosis,
353
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:23,946
how did me believing
that your mom was kidnapped
stop them? [grunts]
354
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,323
Because my hallucinations
preyed on my insecurity
355
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,284
that I'm a weirdo
no one would believe.
356
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,578
So, you believing me
counteracted that.
357
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,163
Same with Norville
saying he liked me. [grunts]
358
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,374
I thought it was because
he made me laugh.
359
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,793
But it was because
he made me feel cared for,
360
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:41,505
the way a cool-ass boss bitch
like myself deserves to be.
361
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,923
And I'm falling off the wall.
362
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,466
-[grunts]
-[Aman] Velma!
363
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,052
Are you okay? 'Cause if not,
we can definitely sue.
364
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,554
I'm fine. Just go get the cops.
365
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,140
On it. But could you
maybe fake an injury?
366
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,143
-The Joneses are a cash cow.
-[Velma] Get the cops!
367
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,064
Okay. How do I sneak
into this lab again?
368
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,484
[gulps]
369
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,530
Hey, Angela Lansbury,
or whoever is in charge
up there now,
370
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,407
please don't let me die today.
371
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,035
There are so many things
I haven't done yet in life.
372
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,787
Like, make a bucket list.
Or this.
373
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,664
-[cell phone dialing]
-[Norville] Hello.
374
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,291
You've reached Norville Rogers.
375
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,668
And, if this is Velma,
don't forget
376
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,545
-you're a piece of...
-[beep]
377
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,466
Norville, look,
I know you hate me,
but in case I die tonight,
378
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:29,011
I just wanted to say
you'll always be
my best friend.
379
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,514
That's it. Bye. Love you.
380
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,184
Love you? Oh, no!
[clicks cell phone]
381
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,144
-Ah! What's happening?
-[bats screeching]
382
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,396
-[grunting]
-[clangs]
383
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,441
Don't donate my body
to science!
384
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,320
-[bats screeching]
-[gasps]
385
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,698
[gasping]
386
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,993
Ugh, great.
387
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,537
My phone's dead.
Now I can't call back Norville,
388
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,206
or order Thai food.
389
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,544
"To find the lab entrance,
walk 32 steps.
390
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,798
The jersey number
of the great O.J. Simpson"?
391
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:09,468
Ugh, God. Dr. Perdue,
could this journal
be more dated?
392
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,054
"Now, look for the stone
that is as perfect
393
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:15,557
as Woody Allen
and Mia Farrow's marriage"?
394
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,517
Wait, there it is.
395
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,436
[grinds]
396
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,317
[gasps]
397
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,904
[gasps] My glasses.
398
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,949
I hope this doesn't
keep happening.
399
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,867
-[creaking]
-[breathing heavily]
400
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,464
Daphne, wake up.
401
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,008
[gasps] Velma!
Get me out of here.
402
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,427
Oh, and Fred, if there's time.
403
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,762
I will. I just have to
figure out how.
404
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,472
[gasps] Oh, that's it.
405
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,765
Excuse me!
406
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,392
Wait. Do you think
seeing us fool around
407
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,227
will give the serial killer
a heart attack?
408
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,104
[chuckles] Worth a shot.
[gasps] Oh, God!
409
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,606
-Ahhh!
-And now you die, Velma.
410
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,152
Then I guess I better
smell good for Angela Lansbury.
411
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,528
[grunts, coughs]
412
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,406
[laughs]
413
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,783
[bats screech]
414
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,952
[grunts]
415
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,120
-[groans]
-[crashes]
416
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,082
Oh, my God, you're a genius.
417
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,168
How did you know
the perfume would do that?
418
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,628
My shrill voice
usually repels bats.
419
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,422
So when they attacked me
in the well,
420
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,799
I knew it had to be
the perfume
driving them crazy.
421
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,177
Ahhh! Get, them off!
Get them off!
422
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,972
Wait, no. Keep them on.
423
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,224
Velma, how did you know
we were down here?
424
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,603
[scoffs] Was Fred right about
the government putting trackers
in those vaccines?
425
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:46,815
No. After connecting
General Meeting to
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories,
426
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,442
it was obvious.
427
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,153
So, it is the ghost
of Dr. Edna Perdue.
I knew it!
428
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,489
Don't be an idiot, Fred.
It's the ghost
429
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,365
-of General Harry Meeting.
-[Velma exclaims]
430
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,118
Stop before I
think less of you.
Just let me explain.
431
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,079
This all began
when the serial killer
tried to frame me
432
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,831
for the murders
of Brenda and Krista
433
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,501
by putting them in my locker
and recycling bin.
434
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,544
But then Fred
raged out in court
435
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,588
and went to prison
for those murders instead.
436
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,507
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
437
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,175
Wow, crazy couple of weeks.
438
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:17,513
But the third body, Lola's,
wasn't used to frame me. Why?
439
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,682
Because the serial killer
needed a body fast
440
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,684
to exonerate Fred
and get him out of prison.
441
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,729
But why would the serial killer
want Fred out of prison,
442
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,773
only to then
take him at Fog Fest?
443
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,442
Because the serial killer is...
444
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,694
-[Fred] Mother?
-[Daphne] Victoria Jones?
445
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,197
Formerly known
as Victoria Meeting,
446
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,324
the daughter of
General Harry Meeting.
447
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,368
Once I learned of her past,
it all made sense.
448
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,870
I mean, first off,
only a real monster
449
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,705
has a destination wedding
in Bali.
450
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,500
What? Mother, how could you?
451
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,378
Because she wanted
to replace your brain
452
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,879
with that of someone
more capable
453
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,632
of one day running
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories.
454
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,926
Replace my brain? Hold up.
455
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,720
Am I not your special
number-one little guy?
456
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,973
I tried to encourage you,
Freddie, but in the end,
457
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:04,351
I couldn't let
your incompetence
ruin my life's work.
458
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,646
The way
my father's incompetence
ruined Project SCOOBI.
459
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,731
Huh? I thought
Project SCOOBI failed
460
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,901
because Dr. Perdue went insane
trying to swap people's brains.
461
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,655
That's the public story.
The truth is
462
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:21,076
Dr. Perdue succeeded in her
brain-swapping procedure.
463
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,915
[both screaming]
464
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,502
But then my father
tried to take all the credit
for her work.
465
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,962
-[men screaming]
-[camera flashes]
466
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,630
When Dr. Perdue found out,
467
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,257
she undid the experiment,
468
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,593
bricked up her lab
and hid her journal,
469
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,013
so her work
couldn't be recreated.
470
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,806
But hoping to make her talk,
471
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,435
my father had her
institutionalized.
472
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,520
But Dr. Perdue didn't crack,
473
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,274
and without the journals,
my father couldn't
reproduce her results.
474
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,776
-Project SCOOBI was shut down.
-[gasps]
475
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,113
-No!
-And we lost everything.
476
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,575
Wait. Our family was also poor?
477
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,702
[exclaims] Can this day
get any worse?
478
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,538
[Veronica] To save us
from financial ruin,
479
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,666
I married William Jones,
the man whose family business
480
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:14,004
supplied the pocket watches
my father used for hypnosis.
481
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,632
-You love me, right?
-Shh.
482
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,593
[Velma] And after building
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories
483
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,470
into a global brand,
484
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,972
you couldn't stand
to see it undone
by your own son.
485
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,308
So you decided
to give him a better brain
486
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,643
by buying this house
487
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,145
and finding
Dr. Perdue's journals.
488
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:32,522
[Veronica] But your mom
had already found them.
489
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,942
[Velma] So, when my mom
showed up here
two years ago,
490
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,485
you hypnotized her
491
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,528
and made her rebuild the lab,
while you found
492
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,948
the perfect brain
to put in Fred's head.
493
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,491
Case closed.
494
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,910
Okay, but why pick the brain
of a hot, popular girl?
495
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,955
We're literally
the only murders
people care about.
496
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,790
Because I wanted
someone like me.
497
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,167
An ambitious, status-conscious
young woman
498
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,503
who could appreciate
what she might achieve
499
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,340
as the male president
of a global corporation.
500
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,385
But now I see
the perfect brain for Fred
501
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,680
is the one I tried hardest
to keep away.
502
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,391
William.
503
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,645
Oh, God. Look at his eyes.
He's hypnotized.
504
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:12,896
I had no choice.
505
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,856
The poor fool figured out
what I was up to.
506
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,525
[thuds]
507
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,111
[metallic creaking]
508
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,781
[gasps] Victoria!
509
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,200
Think this through.
Once my brain is in Fred,
510
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:26,493
I'll just go to the police.
511
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,412
Right after I've
looked at myself naked.
512
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,038
No, you won't, Velma,
513
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,290
because not only
are you brilliant,
514
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,584
who more than you
would truly appreciate
515
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:38,171
the advantages of being
a handsome, rich white man?
516
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,340
Oh, advantages?
You think we like
517
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:44,177
being president
of the United States
97% of the time?
518
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,637
The job sucks!
519
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,222
Having spent time
with the Brains,
520
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:49,516
I was reminded that hot,
popular girls your age
521
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:54,146
don't yet realize
just how much the deck
is stacked against them.
522
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,398
But a stumpy know-it-all
with bad eyes
523
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,109
and a worse haircut,
such as myself, would.
524
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,611
You know what, Victoria?
525
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,072
You're right. I am so in.
526
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,490
-What?
-Velma!
527
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,243
-Fred will die.
-And worse, be embarrassed!
528
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:12,122
Exactly. I am so sick
of rich guys like you
529
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,500
not only not realizing
how much is handed to them,
530
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,753
but still thinking
they're the victims
531
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,588
when they mess everything up
532
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,091
because of
their lazy entitlement
and fragile egos.
533
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,844
-[Fred's heart beating]
-My ego is not fragile.
534
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:26,928
-Ahhh!
-Yes!
535
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,805
Rage, Fred. Rage with the anger
536
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,767
of a dad who just
bumped his head
and break your restraints.
537
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,560
No! What are you doing? Stop!
538
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:35,854
-[Fred grunts]
-[thuds]
539
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:37,564
[William grunts]
540
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,441
Fred, your mom is getting away!
541
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,027
[glass shatters]
542
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,239
You did this!
543
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:49,284
No, Fred. I only said
those things to rile you up.
544
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,036
I mean, yes,
I feel that way, but--
545
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:51,995
[gun fires]
546
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957
No. I'm glad
you said it, Velma.
547
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,168
Only friends
tell each other the truth.
548
00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,961
And I'm proud
to call you a friend,
549
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,339
no matter how annoying
I find your voice.
550
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:06,259
Wow. I'm already loving
our new truth dynamic.
551
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,720
Now get out of here.
I'll stop my mom.
552
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,183
-[gasps]
-[gun cocking]
553
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,476
[breathes heavily]
554
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,644
Hello, Mother.
555
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,938
Freddie, I'm sorry.
556
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,565
But I, um...
I have an excuse.
557
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,984
-A good one.
-Really?
558
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,986
Quick, find the button
that makes the bucket go up.
559
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,823
It doesn't work like that.
We have to climb.
560
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,074
I see.
561
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,659
So, I guess I just
live down here now?
562
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,993
[gunshot]
563
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,122
-[Velma] Victoria? How?
-It's not Victoria.
564
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,374
Mother never could have
wanted to swap my brain.
565
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:42,045
She told me she's been
possessed by the ghost
of Dr. Edna Perdue.
566
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,922
It made so much sense
when she told me,
567
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,299
I accidentally dropped the gun
and, well... [chuckles]
568
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,051
Here we are.
569
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,845
So, say your goodbyes, girls,
570
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:53,598
as I'm about
to transfer your brains
to these cave walls.
571
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,269
Velma, if this is the end,
572
00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:00,313
I need you to know
that I love you.
573
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,400
[kissing]
574
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,694
-I love you too, Norville.
-What?
575
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:07,195
-Norville?
-Daphne!
576
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,822
I mean, I love you, Daphne.
577
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:12,409
Velma, I got your VM.
Voice mail.
578
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,953
And I love you too!
579
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,413
Norville, watch out!
580
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,380
Well, it appears
I've gotten away with it,
581
00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:28,258
-you meddling ki--
-[crumbling]
582
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,843
-[screams]
-[squelches]
583
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:35,473
Mother? Ghost of
Dr. Perdue? Hello?
584
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:38,560
-[Norville retches]
-Oh, my God. She's dead.
585
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:39,895
Like, really dead.
586
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,188
-[sighs] It's over.
-[Norville vomits]
587
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,856
It's finally over.
588
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:45,150
This feels amazing!
589
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:49,112
Like, best day ever!
I solved the case!
Happy dance!
590
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,322
-It's true.
-[Norville retches]
591
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:52,365
I'd solved the case for good.
592
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,784
But like all
prestige detectives,
593
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,454
had I actually lost
more than I found?
594
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,372
Vermin Dorkley Day!
595
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,249
[crowd cheering]
596
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,127
And we also have keys
for your friends.
597
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,463
We're not friends.
Norville killed my mother.
598
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,590
She tried to kill me first.
599
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,760
Only because she was possessed
by the ghost of your grandma.
600
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,595
Fred. Ghosts are not real.
601
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,347
Oh, what a surprise.
602
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,682
Velma's standing up
for Norville,
the love of her life.
603
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,601
[Velma] No, that's stupid.
604
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:23,104
Sure, my personal life
was in shambles,
but I got my mom back!
605
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,775
Okay, so it's a dark mystery
origin story of Boo Boo Bear.
606
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:29,319
TV got even better
while you were kidnapped.
607
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:31,696
All right, sounds great.
Turn it up.
608
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,240
[movie plays on TV]
609
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,824
-[knocking at door]
-And maybe shut the curtains.
610
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,160
Velma, did you change
the locks again?
611
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,580
Let us in. We still
live here. Hello?
612
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:45,126
[Velma] Still, all our lives
were changed forever
by what had happened.
613
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,712
[sighs] I can't sleep, Dad.
614
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,798
It's either my
Spanish test tomorrow,
615
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,591
or the fact that
I killed Fred's mom.
616
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,510
Have you tried marijuana?
617
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,345
What?
618
00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,972
[Velma] And events
had been set in motion
619
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,890
-that could not be reversed.
-[Donna grunts]
620
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,517
[grunting]
621
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,476
[doorbell rings]
622
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,107
[gasps]
623
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,573
[Velma] Because
little did we know
624
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:18,159
the real mystery
was just starting.
625
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,922
Well, Cogburn,
here's everything I used
to catch the serial killer,
626
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:34,342
bring home my mom,
and basically embarrass
your entire force.
627
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,678
Oh, it takes more than that
to embarrass us.
628
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:41,099
But you ever feel like
becoming a real detective,
we could use you.
629
00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,268
You've got a sharp brain.
630
00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:44,352
Thank you.
631
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,104
That actually means a lot.
632
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:49,399
[Sheriff Cogburn]
Uh, yeah, almost like a man.
633
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:50,400
[sighs in exasperation]
634
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,663
[whistling
"Strangers in the Night"]
635
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,882
Another thing
Velma was right about.
636
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,884
No such thing as ghosts.
637
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:17,886
[exclaims]
638
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,930
Hello? Hello, hello?
639
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,140
[exclaims]
640
00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:24,559
[screaming]
641
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,563
[theme music playing]