1 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,923 [Velma] Previously on Velma... 2 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:09,426 I had to find you because I still didn't know if you'd listened to my VMs, 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,137 voice mails, let alone responded. Did you? 4 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,763 [Velma] The police found my mom's car 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,100 abandoned and empty, except for her glasses, 6 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:18,977 and a single wrapped gift. 7 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,437 [Velma] It's like what I said. 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,022 Someone is trying to recreate Dr. Perdue's work. 9 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,775 Which means... Brains, where's my mom? 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:29,279 Best of luck in all your future endeavors, Wilhelmina. 11 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,657 [door slams] 12 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,785 Would you ever consider interning for me at Jones Gentlemen's Accessories? 13 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,120 [Daphne] Really? Oh, my God, yes. 14 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:40,290 -[kissing] -[Fred] Mmm. 15 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,374 [all] Aw! 16 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,462 What the actual hell? 17 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,590 Oh, my God, I do remember who the serial killer is. 18 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:49,799 -[Diya] It's... -[all gasp] 19 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,801 -[Diya] It's... -[both gasp] 20 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,052 [Diya] It's me. 21 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,478 [Velma] So, uh, yeah. 22 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:05,356 After all that, it turned out my mom wasn't kidnapped by the serial killer. 23 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,067 Apparently, she was the serial killer. 24 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,903 And yet, it got worse. 25 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:10,862 -[crushes] -Ahhh! 26 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,906 [camera shutter clicks] 27 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,992 Because it made no sense. Reading Dr. Perdue's journals, 28 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:18,328 I couldn't understand why my mom 29 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,538 would recreate the work of a mad scientist. 30 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,248 I have to talk to her. 31 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,875 Huh? 32 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,044 Nothing added up. And yet, no one seemed to care. 33 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,379 Okay, the next item on the block 34 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,548 is this 1969 van, 35 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,884 recently used by Diya Dinkley, 36 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:36,304 one of America's only female serial killers. 37 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:38,348 You can own a piece of her-story. 38 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,016 [Velma] And yet, it still got worse. 39 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:41,810 -[all clamoring] -[sighs in exasperation] 40 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,520 Velma. There you are. 41 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,480 Any comment on today's front page story? 42 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,774 Because I'd also lost my best friends. 43 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:51,194 Norville, I'm sorry I accused your dad of being the serial killer. 44 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,154 -Hmm. -Norville, that's enough. 45 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,906 -[scoffs] -Velma needs us. 46 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:57,951 The only thing I need is to kick your ass for kissing Fred. 47 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:58,868 [Velma yells] 48 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,203 -[grunts] -[thuds] 49 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,372 And yet, it somehow got even worse. 50 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,375 Okay, the swelling from your daughter's beating has gone down. 51 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:09,546 Can I go do your job for you and question my obviously innocent mom now? 52 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,839 No. We need you 53 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,382 -to watch something. -[clicks] 54 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,467 So, why did you do it, Doo-dad? Huh? 55 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,762 Your choices on the lady confession form are 56 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,973 "revenge, jealousy," 57 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:22,600 or "You know how we get!" 58 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,602 Okay, I'll tell you. 59 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,647 I did it because I wanted to put the brain of a popular girl 60 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,858 into the head of my daughter, Velma. 61 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:30,942 What? 62 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:33,111 [theme music playing] 63 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,865 But that makes even less sense. 64 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,783 If she's now saying she's guilty, 65 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,451 why did she pretend to have amnesia? 66 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,371 Or try to frame me with Brenda and Krista's bodies. 67 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,582 [Donna] Velma, we're struggling too, 68 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,375 but Diya insists she did it. 69 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,836 Meaning this afternoon, she'll be sentenced to death row, 70 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,423 and, worse, brutally hounded by true crime podcasters. 71 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,799 Death row? 72 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,426 Then please, just give me five minutes down there 73 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,219 to figure out what's really going on. 74 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,262 What's that? 75 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,765 Look, you didn't hear it from us, 76 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,936 but the only way Cogburn's letting you anywhere near your mom's cell 77 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,938 and potentially messing up his case 78 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,608 is if you get arrested yourself. 79 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,568 Arrested? I see. 80 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,945 Well, then call me a medieval minstrel 81 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,655 'cause I'm about to loot. 82 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,282 Yeah. Unfortunately, 83 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,784 he's so worried about you talking to your mom, 84 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:25,622 the only thing he'd arrest you for right now is murder. 85 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,290 Murder? 86 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,458 [Victoria] Now, Daphne. 87 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,084 Though I married into this company, 88 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,171 I'm the one who built it from a small ascot shop 89 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:34,797 into the multi-billion dollar 90 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,467 target of child labor lawsuits it is today. 91 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,802 -And I did it all by-- -Moxie! 92 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:43,306 Aggressively supporting politicians who look the other way. 93 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,308 And I have impeccable taste. 94 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,186 Like this. Our newest fragrance. 95 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,647 Oh, I love that. What's it called? 96 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,649 "Smells Like Mommy." 97 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,108 Oh. Mm. 98 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,819 Yes, it's terrible. Freddie named it. 99 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,905 Which brings us to the point of your internship. 100 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:01,407 [gasps] You mean I'm not just a diversity hire 101 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,284 -for the company photo shoot? -No. 102 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,328 See, Freddie doesn't listen to me. 103 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,998 But yesterday you were able to coax him back to being popular like-- 104 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,502 -A modern-day Anne Sullivan. -A celebrity dog trainer. 105 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,629 Regardless, if Fred has any hope 106 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:17,048 of running this company one day, I need your help 107 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:20,677 teaching him that same kind of strategic thinking and drive. 108 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,096 So, I'd have to spend more time with Fred? 109 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,848 [sighs] I have to sort out some personal stuff with Velma first. 110 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,810 Oh, hey, this is a good business lesson to learn. 111 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,186 Nobody cares. 112 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,856 Fred, open up. 113 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,733 I need your help to get arrested and save my mom's life. 114 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:36,859 [cell phone ringing] 115 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,153 -Ugh, not now. -[beeps] 116 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,738 -[Fred screaming] -[objects crashing] 117 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,739 [message sent chimes] 118 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,533 [Fred screaming gets louder] 119 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,326 -Fred? -[grunts] 120 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:49,205 Fred, why are you raging out? Can I assume sports? 121 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:50,707 No, Velma. 122 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,625 I'm raging out because my mom doesn't think I'm capable 123 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,794 of running the family business. 124 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,045 But she's wrong. 125 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,256 Look how good I paint the company logo. 126 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,925 Your company logo is an asterisk? 127 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:04,303 Oh, to indicate a troubling footnote about child labor. 128 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,848 It's not an asterisk. It's a flower. 129 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,433 I painted those ones better. 130 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,977 Wait, Fred. You bought this van? Why? 131 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:14,397 Because all cool fashion advertising for teens 132 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,733 is just trashy, pedo-tinged sex stuff. 133 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,568 So, maybe if I drive this thing around, 134 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,653 I can make Gentlemen's Accessories cool 135 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,363 and prove to my mom I'm not a joke. 136 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,991 Because nothing's trashier or more pedo-tinged 137 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:28,327 than teens in an old van. That's actually not a bad idea. 138 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,787 Ahhh! 139 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,707 Wrong! It is a good idea! I can run the family business. 140 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:34,917 Oh, wait. You just agreed with me. Sorry, I'm... 141 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,588 [sighs] I'm just sensitive from always being wrong about everything. 142 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,923 Well, then I have good news, 'cause I'm taking you 143 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,843 to the one place no one will ever doubt you. 144 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,011 [police siren chirps] 145 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:47,096 Officers, arrest me. 146 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,266 I've committed the only crime worse than eating ethnic food on an airplane. 147 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:51,768 Don't care. Until your mom 148 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,437 is removed from our custody and goes to death row, 149 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,107 your presence here is like a condom in a porno. 150 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,609 Not wanted! 151 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,236 [Fred] But would you arrest her if someone like me 152 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,449 said someone like her was bothering him? 153 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,076 Well, yeah, that would do it. 154 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,581 Norville, have you seen Velma? She wasn't at the pep rally. 155 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:16,793 And you know how much she loves knocking over cheerleader pyramids. 156 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,879 Sorry, Daph. But I'm just too tired of Velma's bullshit 157 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,298 to care where she is. 158 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:24,675 Norville never swears. [gasps] 159 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:25,718 Oh, my God. 160 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,345 [sighs] 161 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,432 Huh? A geode? 162 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,477 "My dearest daughter..." 163 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,979 [Carroll] I almost died while finding this. 164 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,648 [screams, grunts] 165 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,025 I think it has something to do with the murders. 166 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:45,655 "And while I know it can never make up for having abandoned you twice, 167 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,490 please consider us even 168 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,869 for the $10 I took from your locker!" [grunts in frustration] 169 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,289 [gasps] 170 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:58,584 Be quick. Your mom doesn't have much time before her sentencing. 171 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:02,004 And the creature that lives in the toilet feeds at 2:00. 172 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,756 -[door closes] -Mom? 173 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,299 -Velma? -Mom! 174 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,260 I know you didn't really wanna change my brain, right? 175 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,763 I assume you misspoke and meant change my bra? 'Cause I get that. 176 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,516 Velma, I did it because I wanted to put the brain 177 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:17,728 of a popular girl into the head of my daughter, Velma. 178 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,938 Oh. 179 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:21,566 -But why? -No, Velma, listen to me. 180 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,359 I did it because I wanted to put the brain 181 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:26,696 of a popular girl into the head of my daughter, Velma. 182 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,656 Yeah, Mom. I get it. Wait. 183 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,700 You keep saying the exact same thing. 184 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,494 Yes! When I try to say what actually happened, 185 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,037 that's what comes out. 186 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,790 I don't think I had amnesia, I think I was hypnotized. 187 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,877 Hypnotized? I thought that only worked in '70s cartoons 188 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,378 and '80s comedy clubs. 189 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:44,714 Wait. But the cure is always snapping. 190 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:48,384 Sorry. Time to go to death row. You failed, Velma. 191 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:51,137 You're not ruining this for me. 192 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,306 -[roaring] -[bubbling] 193 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:58,978 Let me out of here. 194 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:00,563 My mom was hypnotized, 195 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,648 and the serial killer is still out there. 196 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,901 [mysterious voice] Yes, he is, Velma. 197 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:05,860 [gasps] 198 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,363 Oh, no, he's here! 199 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:11,741 -[Velma] Daphne? -[clears throat] 200 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,951 Sorry. I just had to clear my throat. 201 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:15,411 My moms told me you were here. 202 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:17,705 Ugh, I'd rather you were the serial killer. 203 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,207 Well, then, good news. 204 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:22,627 Because I have something that might help us find him. 205 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,253 [Velma] A pocket watch? 206 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,005 Wait, I remember that from somewhere. 207 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,841 [in demonic voice] And do you remember me? 208 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,177 [Velma screaming] 209 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,972 How am I on a dirt road? 210 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:38,434 [gasps] Oh, no! I died, and hell is a cross country race. 211 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:40,436 [gasps] Wait. This is a memory 212 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:43,272 of the night I started hallucinating, two years ago. 213 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,857 [young Velma in echoing voice] I'll never find my mom. 214 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,901 My mystery solving caused this. 215 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:48,444 -No one will ever believe me... -[gasps] 216 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,695 ...because I'm a weirdo. 217 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,657 Oh, my God. I remember! 218 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,244 [screaming] 219 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,287 That pocket watch belongs to the serial killer. 220 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,249 I recognize it because he didn't just hypnotize my mom, 221 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,793 he hypnotized me two years ago as well, 222 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,754 to cause my hallucinations and keep me from finding her. 223 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,714 -[Daphne gasps] -Now, did you check the watch 224 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,549 -for fingerprints or semen? -No need. 225 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,009 There's an inscription. 226 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,136 Okay, but Daphne, it belonged to a serial killer. 227 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,682 It's 100% caked in semen, and you're just, like, holding it in your hand. 228 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,100 -[exclaims in disgust] -[clicks open] 229 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,562 "Harry Meeting?" [gasps] Of course! 230 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,189 General Harry Meeting hired Dr. Edna Perdue 231 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,858 to run his Project SCOOBI brain-swapping program. 232 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,361 And he was a master of hypnosis. 233 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,779 But, wait, he's dead. 234 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:34,323 -Man! -[Daphne] Exactly. 235 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,825 Which can only mean one thing. 236 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,994 [in echoing voice] It's General Meeting's ghost, 237 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,288 back to finish Dr. Perdue's work! 238 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,832 For the last time, ghosts do not exist. 239 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,418 So, if you'd like to join me back in reality, 240 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,796 I'm gonna see if this watch jogs any memories for the Brains. 241 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,756 I'll come with. But first... 242 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,759 [sighs] I'm sorry about kissing Fred. Forgive me? 243 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,930 And I promise nothing will ever come between us again. 244 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,599 [cell phone ringing] 245 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,477 Hold up. I have to take this. Victoria. 246 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,062 What? Fred was caught 247 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,565 trying to lure teens into a van for trashy sex stuff? 248 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,025 I'll be right there. 249 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,819 I am so sorry. I have to go. But here. [sprays] 250 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,154 Perfume? 251 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,697 Is that to remember you while we're apart? 252 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,574 Yes. But Victoria also wants to know 253 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,826 if you like it and or get a terrible rash. 254 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,078 Text me your thoughts and be safe. 255 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,542 Fred, tell your mom I'm getting in the car you sent right now. 256 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,754 What do you mean you didn't send a car? Oh, God! 257 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,881 Ugh, fine. You sent a limo. 258 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,383 Yes, I know the difference, you asshole. 259 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,971 -[girls chuckling] -[Brenda] Okay. 260 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,223 Clap, clap. Group shower discussion of the day. 261 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,895 Aren't you so over characters making dramatic entrances on TV shows? 262 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,438 -For sure. -[Krista] Totally. 263 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,815 I like the quiet characters who don't get much to do. 264 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,234 I actually love dramatic entrances. 265 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,320 -[Brenda] Velma? -Yeah. 266 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,906 And before you say anything, my mom didn't kill you and put you in those jars. 267 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,158 She was hypnotized by whoever took you. 268 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,744 So please, tell me you recognize this. 269 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,372 -Where was that? -[Brenda] I do... 270 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,790 ...not know. 271 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,792 -[Krista] Sorry. -[Lola] I don't either. 272 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,419 Well, great! Now I have nothing and my mom's going to the chair. 273 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,172 Which is exactly what you deserve, Velma. 274 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,715 Well, not your mom going to the chair. 275 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,592 But you were given the best thing in the world, 276 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:19,845 and every day you treated it like worthless garbage. 277 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,515 Hair that's full of bounce and easy to style? 278 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,183 No! Norville! 279 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,185 And now, he's transferring schools 280 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,646 because it's too hard for him to be around the person who betrayed him. 281 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,272 What? That's impossible. 282 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,274 I know I messed up by accusing Lamont, 283 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,902 but Norville would've told me if he was leaving school. 284 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:35,945 He did. 285 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,197 He left you a voice mail. 286 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,200 Just one of the 1,000 you never listened to. 287 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,243 I don't... 288 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,536 I don't have time for this. 289 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,329 I have to save my mom. 290 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,581 And where did her phone come from? 291 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:48,833 We're naked! 292 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,668 [upbeat music playing on car radio] 293 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,919 What's wrong, baby? 294 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,629 Three Chaka Khan songs have come on 295 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,798 and you haven't even bobbed your head. 296 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,425 Ugh, nothing. 297 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,968 I'm just wondering if I made the right decision to leave... 298 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,845 Oh, my God! I'm home! 299 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,308 [giggling gleefully] 300 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,812 So Brenda and Krista's bodies were used to frame me. 301 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,606 But, wait. Lola's was found by someone else. 302 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,025 [sighs] Norville, where are you when I need you? 303 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,026 [cell phone buzzing] 304 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,571 [sighs] Fine. 305 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,364 -[clicks] -[Norville] Velma, 306 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,825 it's Norville. I'm switching schools. See you in hell. 307 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,578 If I ever visit from the Halls of Mandos. 308 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:29,165 That's a Tolkien reference, which I know you hate. 309 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,876 Damn it, Velma. Why didn't you ever listen to these? 310 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,335 -[clicks] -[Norville] Hey, Velma, 311 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,921 it's Norville, and I have huge news. 312 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,341 It's banana pudding day in the cafeteria. 313 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,342 Call me back! 314 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,554 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 315 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,139 Hey, Velma, it's Norville. 316 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,808 Who's got two thumbs and wants to say good morning? 317 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,643 This guy! 318 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,812 Yeah, that's maybe more of a visual joke. Call me back. 319 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,356 [mimicking Arnold Schwarzenegger] Hey, Velma, it's Arnold, 320 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,568 the Actornator. [in normal voice] JK, JK, it's Norville. 321 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:58,694 Call me back. 322 00:12:58,777 --> 00:12:59,695 Call me back. 323 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:00,779 Call me back. 324 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,659 Wow. This is the first voice mail he ever left me. 325 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,411 [Norville hesitating] Uh, hey, hey, Velma. 326 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,247 It's Norville Rogers from... From math. 327 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,249 I know we don't really know each other, 328 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,376 but I... I just wanted to say 329 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,378 I'm sorry your mom got taken, 330 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,089 and I think it's cool that you're wearing glasses now. 331 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,551 Wow. He even noticed these. 332 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:27,014 [gasps] Mom's frames are made by Jones Gentlemen's Accessories? 333 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,562 A pocket watch! 334 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,397 [gasps] 335 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,694 Oh, my God! Harry Meeting used 336 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,988 Jones Gentlemen's Accessories pocket watches 337 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,241 for his hypnosis. That's it! 338 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,825 Dad! Dad! I figured it out! 339 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,077 How to wash that sweater? 340 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,745 You've literally never smelled better. 341 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,665 No, that's just some dumb perfume Daphne sprayed on me. 342 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,832 Mom's innocent. 343 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:54,917 What? How? 344 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,586 My glasses! It was my glasses! 345 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,631 Mom didn't drop them in her car the night she was taken. 346 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,883 She left them as a clue for me to find. 347 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,760 But how are glasses a clue? 348 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:08,097 Unless they solve the mystery of why a girl can't get a date, right? 349 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,349 [chuckles] Sorry, I'm drunk. Please continue. 350 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,060 I'll explain everything on the way to the Jones estate. 351 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:16,230 If I'm right, Daphne and Fred are in trouble. 352 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,775 [Aman] So, if the serial killer caused your hallucinations with hypnosis, 353 00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:23,946 how did me believing that your mom was kidnapped stop them? [grunts] 354 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,323 Because my hallucinations preyed on my insecurity 355 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,284 that I'm a weirdo no one would believe. 356 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,578 So, you believing me counteracted that. 357 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,163 Same with Norville saying he liked me. [grunts] 358 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,374 I thought it was because he made me laugh. 359 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,793 But it was because he made me feel cared for, 360 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:41,505 the way a cool-ass boss bitch like myself deserves to be. 361 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,923 And I'm falling off the wall. 362 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,466 -[grunts] -[Aman] Velma! 363 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,052 Are you okay? 'Cause if not, we can definitely sue. 364 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,554 I'm fine. Just go get the cops. 365 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,140 On it. But could you maybe fake an injury? 366 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,143 -The Joneses are a cash cow. -[Velma] Get the cops! 367 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,064 Okay. How do I sneak into this lab again? 368 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,484 [gulps] 369 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,530 Hey, Angela Lansbury, or whoever is in charge up there now, 370 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,407 please don't let me die today. 371 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,035 There are so many things I haven't done yet in life. 372 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,787 Like, make a bucket list. Or this. 373 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,664 -[cell phone dialing] -[Norville] Hello. 374 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,291 You've reached Norville Rogers. 375 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,668 And, if this is Velma, don't forget 376 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,545 -you're a piece of... -[beep] 377 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,466 Norville, look, I know you hate me, but in case I die tonight, 378 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:29,011 I just wanted to say you'll always be my best friend. 379 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,514 That's it. Bye. Love you. 380 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,184 Love you? Oh, no! [clicks cell phone] 381 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,144 -Ah! What's happening? -[bats screeching] 382 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,396 -[grunting] -[clangs] 383 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,441 Don't donate my body to science! 384 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,320 -[bats screeching] -[gasps] 385 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,698 [gasping] 386 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,993 Ugh, great. 387 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,537 My phone's dead. Now I can't call back Norville, 388 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,206 or order Thai food. 389 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,544 "To find the lab entrance, walk 32 steps. 390 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,798 The jersey number of the great O.J. Simpson"? 391 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:09,468 Ugh, God. Dr. Perdue, could this journal be more dated? 392 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,054 "Now, look for the stone that is as perfect 393 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:15,557 as Woody Allen and Mia Farrow's marriage"? 394 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,517 Wait, there it is. 395 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,436 [grinds] 396 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,317 [gasps] 397 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,904 [gasps] My glasses. 398 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,949 I hope this doesn't keep happening. 399 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,867 -[creaking] -[breathing heavily] 400 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,464 Daphne, wake up. 401 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,008 [gasps] Velma! Get me out of here. 402 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,427 Oh, and Fred, if there's time. 403 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,762 I will. I just have to figure out how. 404 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,472 [gasps] Oh, that's it. 405 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,765 Excuse me! 406 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,392 Wait. Do you think seeing us fool around 407 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,227 will give the serial killer a heart attack? 408 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,104 [chuckles] Worth a shot. [gasps] Oh, God! 409 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,606 -Ahhh! -And now you die, Velma. 410 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,152 Then I guess I better smell good for Angela Lansbury. 411 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,528 [grunts, coughs] 412 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,406 [laughs] 413 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,783 [bats screech] 414 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,952 [grunts] 415 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,120 -[groans] -[crashes] 416 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,082 Oh, my God, you're a genius. 417 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,168 How did you know the perfume would do that? 418 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,628 My shrill voice usually repels bats. 419 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,422 So when they attacked me in the well, 420 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,799 I knew it had to be the perfume driving them crazy. 421 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,177 Ahhh! Get, them off! Get them off! 422 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,972 Wait, no. Keep them on. 423 00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,224 Velma, how did you know we were down here? 424 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,603 [scoffs] Was Fred right about the government putting trackers in those vaccines? 425 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:46,815 No. After connecting General Meeting to Jones Gentlemen's Accessories, 426 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,442 it was obvious. 427 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,153 So, it is the ghost of Dr. Edna Perdue. I knew it! 428 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,489 Don't be an idiot, Fred. It's the ghost 429 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,365 -of General Harry Meeting. -[Velma exclaims] 430 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,118 Stop before I think less of you. Just let me explain. 431 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,079 This all began when the serial killer tried to frame me 432 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,831 for the murders of Brenda and Krista 433 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,501 by putting them in my locker and recycling bin. 434 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,544 But then Fred raged out in court 435 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,588 and went to prison for those murders instead. 436 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,507 Oh, yeah, I remember that. 437 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,175 Wow, crazy couple of weeks. 438 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:17,513 But the third body, Lola's, wasn't used to frame me. Why? 439 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,682 Because the serial killer needed a body fast 440 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,684 to exonerate Fred and get him out of prison. 441 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,729 But why would the serial killer want Fred out of prison, 442 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,773 only to then take him at Fog Fest? 443 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,442 Because the serial killer is... 444 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,694 -[Fred] Mother? -[Daphne] Victoria Jones? 445 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,197 Formerly known as Victoria Meeting, 446 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,324 the daughter of General Harry Meeting. 447 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,368 Once I learned of her past, it all made sense. 448 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,870 I mean, first off, only a real monster 449 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,705 has a destination wedding in Bali. 450 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,500 What? Mother, how could you? 451 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,378 Because she wanted to replace your brain 452 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,879 with that of someone more capable 453 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,632 of one day running Jones Gentlemen's Accessories. 454 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,926 Replace my brain? Hold up. 455 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,720 Am I not your special number-one little guy? 456 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,973 I tried to encourage you, Freddie, but in the end, 457 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:04,351 I couldn't let your incompetence ruin my life's work. 458 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,646 The way my father's incompetence ruined Project SCOOBI. 459 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,731 Huh? I thought Project SCOOBI failed 460 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,901 because Dr. Perdue went insane trying to swap people's brains. 461 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,655 That's the public story. The truth is 462 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:21,076 Dr. Perdue succeeded in her brain-swapping procedure. 463 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,915 [both screaming] 464 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,502 But then my father tried to take all the credit for her work. 465 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,962 -[men screaming] -[camera flashes] 466 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,630 When Dr. Perdue found out, 467 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,257 she undid the experiment, 468 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,593 bricked up her lab and hid her journal, 469 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,013 so her work couldn't be recreated. 470 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,806 But hoping to make her talk, 471 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,435 my father had her institutionalized. 472 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,520 But Dr. Perdue didn't crack, 473 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,274 and without the journals, my father couldn't reproduce her results. 474 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,776 -Project SCOOBI was shut down. -[gasps] 475 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,113 -No! -And we lost everything. 476 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,575 Wait. Our family was also poor? 477 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,702 [exclaims] Can this day get any worse? 478 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,538 [Veronica] To save us from financial ruin, 479 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,666 I married William Jones, the man whose family business 480 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:14,004 supplied the pocket watches my father used for hypnosis. 481 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,632 -You love me, right? -Shh. 482 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,593 [Velma] And after building Jones Gentlemen's Accessories 483 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,470 into a global brand, 484 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,972 you couldn't stand to see it undone by your own son. 485 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,308 So you decided to give him a better brain 486 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,643 by buying this house 487 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,145 and finding Dr. Perdue's journals. 488 00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:32,522 [Veronica] But your mom had already found them. 489 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,942 [Velma] So, when my mom showed up here two years ago, 490 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,485 you hypnotized her 491 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,528 and made her rebuild the lab, while you found 492 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,948 the perfect brain to put in Fred's head. 493 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,491 Case closed. 494 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,910 Okay, but why pick the brain of a hot, popular girl? 495 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,955 We're literally the only murders people care about. 496 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,790 Because I wanted someone like me. 497 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,167 An ambitious, status-conscious young woman 498 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,503 who could appreciate what she might achieve 499 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,340 as the male president of a global corporation. 500 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,385 But now I see the perfect brain for Fred 501 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,680 is the one I tried hardest to keep away. 502 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,391 William. 503 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,645 Oh, God. Look at his eyes. He's hypnotized. 504 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:12,896 I had no choice. 505 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,856 The poor fool figured out what I was up to. 506 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,525 [thuds] 507 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,111 [metallic creaking] 508 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,781 [gasps] Victoria! 509 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,200 Think this through. Once my brain is in Fred, 510 00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:26,493 I'll just go to the police. 511 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,412 Right after I've looked at myself naked. 512 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,038 No, you won't, Velma, 513 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,290 because not only are you brilliant, 514 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,584 who more than you would truly appreciate 515 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:38,171 the advantages of being a handsome, rich white man? 516 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,340 Oh, advantages? You think we like 517 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:44,177 being president of the United States 97% of the time? 518 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,637 The job sucks! 519 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,222 Having spent time with the Brains, 520 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:49,516 I was reminded that hot, popular girls your age 521 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:54,146 don't yet realize just how much the deck is stacked against them. 522 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,398 But a stumpy know-it-all with bad eyes 523 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,109 and a worse haircut, such as myself, would. 524 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,611 You know what, Victoria? 525 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,072 You're right. I am so in. 526 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,490 -What? -Velma! 527 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,243 -Fred will die. -And worse, be embarrassed! 528 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:12,122 Exactly. I am so sick of rich guys like you 529 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,500 not only not realizing how much is handed to them, 530 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,753 but still thinking they're the victims 531 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,588 when they mess everything up 532 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,091 because of their lazy entitlement and fragile egos. 533 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,844 -[Fred's heart beating] -My ego is not fragile. 534 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:26,928 -Ahhh! -Yes! 535 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,805 Rage, Fred. Rage with the anger 536 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,767 of a dad who just bumped his head and break your restraints. 537 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,560 No! What are you doing? Stop! 538 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:35,854 -[Fred grunts] -[thuds] 539 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:37,564 [William grunts] 540 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,441 Fred, your mom is getting away! 541 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,027 [glass shatters] 542 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,239 You did this! 543 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:49,284 No, Fred. I only said those things to rile you up. 544 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,036 I mean, yes, I feel that way, but-- 545 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:51,995 [gun fires] 546 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957 No. I'm glad you said it, Velma. 547 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,168 Only friends tell each other the truth. 548 00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,961 And I'm proud to call you a friend, 549 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,339 no matter how annoying I find your voice. 550 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:06,259 Wow. I'm already loving our new truth dynamic. 551 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,720 Now get out of here. I'll stop my mom. 552 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,183 -[gasps] -[gun cocking] 553 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,476 [breathes heavily] 554 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,644 Hello, Mother. 555 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,938 Freddie, I'm sorry. 556 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,565 But I, um... I have an excuse. 557 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,984 -A good one. -Really? 558 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,986 Quick, find the button that makes the bucket go up. 559 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,823 It doesn't work like that. We have to climb. 560 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,074 I see. 561 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,659 So, I guess I just live down here now? 562 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,993 [gunshot] 563 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,122 -[Velma] Victoria? How? -It's not Victoria. 564 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,374 Mother never could have wanted to swap my brain. 565 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:42,045 She told me she's been possessed by the ghost of Dr. Edna Perdue. 566 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,922 It made so much sense when she told me, 567 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,299 I accidentally dropped the gun and, well... [chuckles] 568 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,051 Here we are. 569 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,845 So, say your goodbyes, girls, 570 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:53,598 as I'm about to transfer your brains to these cave walls. 571 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,269 Velma, if this is the end, 572 00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:00,313 I need you to know that I love you. 573 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,400 [kissing] 574 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,694 -I love you too, Norville. -What? 575 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:07,195 -Norville? -Daphne! 576 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,822 I mean, I love you, Daphne. 577 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:12,409 Velma, I got your VM. Voice mail. 578 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,953 And I love you too! 579 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,413 Norville, watch out! 580 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,380 Well, it appears I've gotten away with it, 581 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:28,258 -you meddling ki-- -[crumbling] 582 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,843 -[screams] -[squelches] 583 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:35,473 Mother? Ghost of Dr. Perdue? Hello? 584 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:38,560 -[Norville retches] -Oh, my God. She's dead. 585 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:39,895 Like, really dead. 586 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,188 -[sighs] It's over. -[Norville vomits] 587 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,856 It's finally over. 588 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:45,150 This feels amazing! 589 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:49,112 Like, best day ever! I solved the case! Happy dance! 590 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,322 -It's true. -[Norville retches] 591 00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:52,365 I'd solved the case for good. 592 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,784 But like all prestige detectives, 593 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,454 had I actually lost more than I found? 594 00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,372 Vermin Dorkley Day! 595 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,249 [crowd cheering] 596 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,127 And we also have keys for your friends. 597 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,463 We're not friends. Norville killed my mother. 598 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,590 She tried to kill me first. 599 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,760 Only because she was possessed by the ghost of your grandma. 600 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,595 Fred. Ghosts are not real. 601 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,347 Oh, what a surprise. 602 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,682 Velma's standing up for Norville, the love of her life. 603 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,601 [Velma] No, that's stupid. 604 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:23,104 Sure, my personal life was in shambles, but I got my mom back! 605 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,775 Okay, so it's a dark mystery origin story of Boo Boo Bear. 606 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:29,319 TV got even better while you were kidnapped. 607 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:31,696 All right, sounds great. Turn it up. 608 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,240 [movie plays on TV] 609 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,824 -[knocking at door] -And maybe shut the curtains. 610 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,160 Velma, did you change the locks again? 611 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,580 Let us in. We still live here. Hello? 612 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:45,126 [Velma] Still, all our lives were changed forever by what had happened. 613 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,712 [sighs] I can't sleep, Dad. 614 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,798 It's either my Spanish test tomorrow, 615 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,591 or the fact that I killed Fred's mom. 616 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,510 Have you tried marijuana? 617 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,345 What? 618 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,972 [Velma] And events had been set in motion 619 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,890 -that could not be reversed. -[Donna grunts] 620 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,517 [grunting] 621 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,476 [doorbell rings] 622 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,107 [gasps] 623 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,573 [Velma] Because little did we know 624 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:18,159 the real mystery was just starting. 625 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,922 Well, Cogburn, here's everything I used to catch the serial killer, 626 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:34,342 bring home my mom, and basically embarrass your entire force. 627 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,678 Oh, it takes more than that to embarrass us. 628 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:41,099 But you ever feel like becoming a real detective, we could use you. 629 00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,268 You've got a sharp brain. 630 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:44,352 Thank you. 631 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,104 That actually means a lot. 632 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:49,399 [Sheriff Cogburn] Uh, yeah, almost like a man. 633 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:50,400 [sighs in exasperation] 634 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,663 [whistling "Strangers in the Night"] 635 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,882 Another thing Velma was right about. 636 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,884 No such thing as ghosts. 637 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:17,886 [exclaims] 638 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,930 Hello? Hello, hello? 639 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,140 [exclaims] 640 00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:24,559 [screaming] 641 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,563 [theme music playing]