1 00:00:05,003 --> 00:00:06,562 Previously on Velma... 2 00:00:07,163 --> 00:00:08,962 Hey, buddy. Remember this? 3 00:00:08,962 --> 00:00:11,322 I was serious when I said I wanted to catch up. 4 00:00:11,722 --> 00:00:13,443 You owe me. And lives are at stake. 5 00:00:13,962 --> 00:00:17,523 It takes rigorous screening before I let anyone in here. 6 00:00:17,523 --> 00:00:21,122 I haven't even reached out to those poor girls Victoria Jones put in jars, 7 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,683 even though I'm sure they're dying. 8 00:00:22,683 --> 00:00:25,242 What? The Brains are dying. 9 00:00:27,082 --> 00:00:29,122 It's just that after that failed seance, 10 00:00:29,122 --> 00:00:32,202 I don't feel like I'm a witch or a popular girl. 11 00:00:32,202 --> 00:00:33,923 I don't know who I am. 12 00:00:34,963 --> 00:00:40,202 Hold on. What if you went to the Brains in my body? 13 00:00:51,323 --> 00:00:53,202 We all struggle with self-doubt. 14 00:00:53,202 --> 00:00:55,883 Velma, can you find the dong removing serial killer already? 15 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:59,243 We're all scared but Sophie's fear might embarrass me to death. 16 00:00:59,243 --> 00:01:01,122 Forgive me for protecting the things I love. 17 00:01:01,122 --> 00:01:02,683 Now go, go, go! 18 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:06,362 But my inability to solve this case was starting to make my dream 19 00:01:06,362 --> 00:01:10,282 of growing up to solve mysteries in the big city feel like a joke. 20 00:01:10,282 --> 00:01:13,243 Worse, nothing makes your dreams feel farther away 21 00:01:13,243 --> 00:01:15,723 than a small town high school career day. 22 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,963 And sure, my parents support me following my dreams, 23 00:01:19,963 --> 00:01:22,083 but they haven't exactly led by example. 24 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:25,243 Ah, high school. Where I let one detention mishap 25 00:01:25,243 --> 00:01:27,362 end my dream of being a good person. 26 00:01:27,362 --> 00:01:29,762 Surrounded by good friends. 27 00:01:30,482 --> 00:01:33,842 What I needed was one person who had actually achieved their dreams 28 00:01:33,842 --> 00:01:35,163 to show me what it takes. 29 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:38,683 Vote for sheriff today. It's our dream to win. 30 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:39,762 Their dream? 31 00:01:39,762 --> 00:01:42,523 The seminal reality show The Amazing Race. 32 00:01:42,523 --> 00:01:45,842 But becoming Sheriff will keep us off anti-depressants! 33 00:01:46,642 --> 00:01:48,523 Velma, I need to drive your father home. 34 00:01:48,523 --> 00:01:51,122 Watch the booth and find something to clean up this grease. 35 00:01:51,122 --> 00:01:53,282 Time to accept that for people like me, 36 00:01:53,282 --> 00:01:55,202 maybe dreams don't come true. 37 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,163 Velma. 38 00:01:57,163 --> 00:01:58,402 My grandma's alive. 39 00:01:58,402 --> 00:02:00,642 She faked her death to follow her dream of completing her work, 40 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,163 and now her brain is in Daphne 41 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:03,883 so we can save Brenda, Christa, and Lola. 42 00:02:03,883 --> 00:02:06,002 - The honor is all yours. - What? 43 00:02:11,642 --> 00:02:14,283 So you're Dr. Edna Perdue, but in Daphne's body? 44 00:02:14,283 --> 00:02:16,043 But you sound just like Daphne. 45 00:02:16,043 --> 00:02:17,962 Because I have her vocal chords. 46 00:02:17,962 --> 00:02:20,283 But to me... I sound like myself. 47 00:02:20,283 --> 00:02:23,883 As a neurologist, believe me when I say this, the brain is weird. 48 00:02:23,883 --> 00:02:26,202 Which is why Daphne put her brain in a jar. 49 00:02:26,202 --> 00:02:27,642 To figure out who she is. 50 00:02:27,642 --> 00:02:30,323 I mean, good for her for going on a journey of self-discovery. 51 00:02:30,323 --> 00:02:32,082 - But is it safe? - Is it safe? 52 00:02:32,082 --> 00:02:35,802 The only thing unsafe is all the fun I'm having in her body. 53 00:02:37,883 --> 00:02:41,843 I can't believe I'm in the presence of a pioneering female scientist. 54 00:02:41,843 --> 00:02:43,482 How did you achieve your dream? 55 00:02:43,482 --> 00:02:45,082 Which deodorant ad made you believe 56 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,362 that you could do anything? 57 00:02:46,362 --> 00:02:48,403 Hey, sorry to interrupt, but we have to save the Brains. 58 00:02:48,403 --> 00:02:49,762 Lola just posted this. 59 00:02:50,682 --> 00:02:51,843 Save them from what? 60 00:02:51,843 --> 00:02:54,843 Getting screen grabbed and dropped in some creep's spank bank? 61 00:02:54,843 --> 00:02:56,682 'Cause Lola's looking good. 62 00:02:56,682 --> 00:02:59,843 No. The Brains sink in their jars as they use up the nutrients. 63 00:02:59,843 --> 00:03:01,202 Though silver lining, 64 00:03:01,202 --> 00:03:04,202 if they die, I'll be able to dissect them! 65 00:03:04,802 --> 00:03:08,043 Stop! The Brains are friends, not science experiments. 66 00:03:08,043 --> 00:03:10,482 I know you're not this heartless, and I'm going to prove it. 67 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,403 Norville, you texted that I have to meet 68 00:03:12,403 --> 00:03:14,043 the most Important person in my life. 69 00:03:14,043 --> 00:03:15,802 Which is... Daphne? 70 00:03:15,802 --> 00:03:19,202 Yes. Daphne, is there something you'd like to say to your daughter... 71 00:03:19,202 --> 00:03:20,443 I mean our principal? 72 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:24,082 Blythe? I mean, I don't have time for this. 73 00:03:24,082 --> 00:03:27,082 It's Principal Rogers and I don't have time for this either. 74 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,642 I have to get back to the career fair. 75 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,563 The students are almost desperate enough to consider teaching! 76 00:03:32,723 --> 00:03:35,522 Damn. That was your daughter you haven't seen in 30 years. 77 00:03:35,522 --> 00:03:37,883 - You really are that heartless. - I'm not heartless. 78 00:03:37,883 --> 00:03:40,362 It's just that feelings create distractions. 79 00:03:40,362 --> 00:03:41,723 And you must eliminate those 80 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,723 in order to be great and achieve your dreams. 81 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,723 Just like how this discussion has distracted us 82 00:03:45,723 --> 00:03:47,603 from saving the Brains. 83 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,202 You're right. Norville, get The Brains 84 00:03:49,202 --> 00:03:52,202 and meet us in Mr. S's classroom or they're as good as dead! 85 00:03:52,202 --> 00:03:54,762 Not that us go-getters care, right, Dr. P? 86 00:03:54,762 --> 00:03:56,642 Your pandering is wasting time. 87 00:03:56,642 --> 00:03:57,883 Yes, of course. 88 00:04:03,603 --> 00:04:05,522 Why aren't you putting me in the spa room? 89 00:04:05,522 --> 00:04:07,682 I am Dr. Perdue's personal guest, 90 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,762 not some rube with a Mother's Day gift certificate. 91 00:04:09,762 --> 00:04:11,802 Our computers measure your brain waves 92 00:04:11,802 --> 00:04:14,642 to predict the best environment in which to center yourself, 93 00:04:14,642 --> 00:04:18,083 and they placed you on top of this cage in the nature room. 94 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:22,442 Wait! So the computer must think I'm a popular girl and not a witch! 95 00:04:22,442 --> 00:04:24,843 No one loves posing with cute, endangered animals 96 00:04:24,843 --> 00:04:26,122 more than popular girls! 97 00:04:28,922 --> 00:04:30,203 Oh, God! 98 00:04:31,682 --> 00:04:33,643 Hello? Father O'Rourke? 99 00:04:33,643 --> 00:04:37,723 I wanna return this stuff from when Catholicism was my thing. 100 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,523 Father O, you in here? 101 00:04:40,523 --> 00:04:42,843 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 102 00:04:42,843 --> 00:04:44,403 Will you hear my confession? 103 00:04:44,403 --> 00:04:45,523 I'm not... 104 00:04:45,523 --> 00:04:47,682 Actually, what else do I have going on? 105 00:04:47,682 --> 00:04:48,843 Sure. What's up? 106 00:04:50,882 --> 00:04:52,802 Yes, just as I expected. 107 00:04:52,802 --> 00:04:55,362 Mr. S was trying to recreate my research 108 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,362 and has almost everything I need 109 00:04:57,362 --> 00:05:00,322 to mix The Brains' solution! Oh, and snacks! 110 00:05:00,322 --> 00:05:02,922 Don't be gentle. This body is only a rental! 111 00:05:02,922 --> 00:05:05,043 But how would he know what went in the brain solution 112 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:06,242 without your journals? 113 00:05:06,242 --> 00:05:08,843 He was hot, so there's an upper limit on his intelligence. 114 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:11,763 Project SCOOBI still had some of my research 115 00:05:11,763 --> 00:05:13,922 when they shuttered their labs on Fort Crystal. 116 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:17,043 Mr. S must have somehow found it there. 117 00:05:17,043 --> 00:05:18,963 My dad's friend Don is in the Army! 118 00:05:18,963 --> 00:05:21,482 I could ask him if he knows anything about Project SCOOBI 119 00:05:21,482 --> 00:05:23,163 and if it has something to do with the murders! 120 00:05:23,163 --> 00:05:25,562 He'd never tell you something so sensitive, Velma. 121 00:05:25,562 --> 00:05:27,643 This is the military. 122 00:05:27,643 --> 00:05:29,643 What do you mean we're going to die? 123 00:05:29,643 --> 00:05:32,163 I told you to tell them nothing, Norville! 124 00:05:32,163 --> 00:05:33,322 Stir this. 125 00:05:34,643 --> 00:05:36,723 You were supposed to just knock them out! 126 00:05:36,723 --> 00:05:39,362 You can't do that! This isn't the CIA in the '50s! 127 00:05:39,362 --> 00:05:41,122 People deserve to know what's happening to them! 128 00:05:41,122 --> 00:05:43,882 Daphne! The new polls are out, your moms are sure to win... 129 00:05:43,882 --> 00:05:45,802 Hold up, your whole aura's off. 130 00:05:46,562 --> 00:05:48,083 I don't feel you judging me at all. 131 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:50,043 Something is very wrong here, I'm calling your moms... 132 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:53,963 - Tell me that's not easier. - What the hell is happening? 133 00:05:53,963 --> 00:05:56,043 Relax, you're not going to die. 134 00:05:56,043 --> 00:05:58,882 This vial contained crystalized glutamine. 135 00:05:58,882 --> 00:06:01,362 It can keep brains alive in jars indefinitely. 136 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:05,283 As soon as the new solution is mixed and put in your jars, you'll be fine. 137 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:07,203 Is this supposed to happen? 138 00:06:10,283 --> 00:06:12,203 So your sin is anger? 139 00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:14,002 Is that even a sin? 140 00:06:14,002 --> 00:06:15,203 Feels weird for a religion 141 00:06:15,203 --> 00:06:17,283 where everyone's always so pissed off. 142 00:06:17,283 --> 00:06:20,283 Right? But it's a problem! My mean coworkers never told me 143 00:06:20,283 --> 00:06:23,362 when there were bagels in the kitchen so I'd get there last. 144 00:06:23,362 --> 00:06:26,163 And now I freak out every time I smell pumpernickel. 145 00:06:26,163 --> 00:06:28,083 Oh, totally! I can't smell pennies 146 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:31,163 without thinking of how Mother paid the servants and then I get furious 147 00:06:31,163 --> 00:06:33,203 wondering if maybe she was a bad person. 148 00:06:34,203 --> 00:06:36,002 You are too funny. 149 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:39,442 So, this is crazy, but can I get your number? 150 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:45,523 Sure. It's 555-0111, like in a TV show 151 00:06:45,523 --> 00:06:46,723 so I remember it easily. 152 00:06:46,723 --> 00:06:49,643 But, just real quick, how old are you? 153 00:06:51,523 --> 00:06:53,562 Hello? You there? 154 00:06:58,322 --> 00:07:00,002 Velma! What have you done? 155 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,523 - I don't know. - Can't you make more? 156 00:07:01,523 --> 00:07:04,163 Or, like, just add some water like an empty shampoo bottle? 157 00:07:04,163 --> 00:07:06,283 No, that was the last of my glutamine. 158 00:07:06,283 --> 00:07:08,203 And it takes weeks to synthesize. 159 00:07:08,203 --> 00:07:11,802 Unless... Velma, I developed crystallized glutamine 160 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:14,362 in the Project SCOOBI labs on Fort Crystal... 161 00:07:14,362 --> 00:07:16,002 And if some of your research is still there, 162 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,043 maybe there's glutamine on the base as well! 163 00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:21,322 Yes. And I can draw you a map of exactly where to look. 164 00:07:21,322 --> 00:07:23,362 Okay. But if I'm caught stealing from Fort Crystal, 165 00:07:23,362 --> 00:07:24,643 I could be sent to prison. 166 00:07:24,643 --> 00:07:27,122 Great detectives don't get caught, Velma. 167 00:07:27,122 --> 00:07:30,643 Now, do you have what it takes to achieve your dream or not? 168 00:07:34,963 --> 00:07:36,122 Fred, watch out! 169 00:07:36,682 --> 00:07:38,482 Velma! I need your advice. 170 00:07:38,482 --> 00:07:41,523 Advice? It better be more urgent than my internal bleeding. 171 00:07:41,523 --> 00:07:45,002 It is! I met a woman, but the circumstances are unique. 172 00:07:45,002 --> 00:07:46,603 Daphne's a few months older than you, right? 173 00:07:46,603 --> 00:07:49,643 How do you navigate the pitfalls of dating an older woman? 174 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,242 Fred, I don't have time for this. 175 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,163 Mother? 176 00:08:00,562 --> 00:08:01,643 Pennies. 177 00:08:04,802 --> 00:08:05,963 Hey, Dad. 178 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:09,203 So the career fair got me thinking my dreams will never come true 179 00:08:09,203 --> 00:08:11,482 and maybe it's time to consider joining the Army. 180 00:08:11,482 --> 00:08:13,763 Really? You know you'll have to wake up early, right? 181 00:08:13,763 --> 00:08:16,163 I do. So I'm kind of on the fence about it. 182 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,802 But maybe if Don could get me a tour of the base, 183 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,562 I could see what the Army is all about. 184 00:08:20,562 --> 00:08:23,523 A tour? I don't know. Don's been ghosting me. 185 00:08:23,523 --> 00:08:25,802 If I send him another text, it's really gonna tip 186 00:08:25,802 --> 00:08:28,283 the friendship power balance in his direction. 187 00:08:28,283 --> 00:08:30,643 But if I enlist, you won't have to pay for college. 188 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,442 I'm texting him as we speak. 189 00:08:33,442 --> 00:08:34,363 We're in. 190 00:08:34,922 --> 00:08:38,003 I can't die. I'm supposed to be the face of a brain teaser app. 191 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:41,922 And you will be. I have complete faith in Velma. 192 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:43,283 Wait. Do you really? 193 00:08:43,283 --> 00:08:45,483 Oh, God, no. These turkeys are cooked. 194 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:49,003 I just can't deal with the whining. And when brains in jars are dying, 195 00:08:49,003 --> 00:08:52,082 whining is the final stage before drama. 196 00:08:52,082 --> 00:08:54,802 What? I told you about that brain teaser job 197 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,123 because I'd already booked it, you backstabbing bitch! 198 00:08:57,523 --> 00:08:58,763 Melodrama. 199 00:08:58,763 --> 00:09:01,643 You guys are tearing this friend group apart! 200 00:09:01,643 --> 00:09:04,562 And ruining our shared birthday! 201 00:09:05,082 --> 00:09:07,442 And as death becomes eminent, 202 00:09:07,442 --> 00:09:10,523 the final stage. Being boring. 203 00:09:10,523 --> 00:09:12,283 Okay, now that that's settled, 204 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:14,722 who wants to hear about my dream from last night? 205 00:09:16,243 --> 00:09:18,602 Pro move, leave and focus on yourself. 206 00:09:18,602 --> 00:09:21,043 If what you do in life is impressive enough, 207 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:23,283 everyone will love and respect you forever. 208 00:09:23,283 --> 00:09:26,322 Forever? All I care about is making my friends happy 209 00:09:26,322 --> 00:09:28,322 with what little time they have left. 210 00:09:28,322 --> 00:09:31,243 Hey, so while Velma will totally pull this off, 211 00:09:31,243 --> 00:09:32,883 are there any, like, bucket list items 212 00:09:32,883 --> 00:09:35,043 you maybe wanna bang out just in case. 213 00:09:35,043 --> 00:09:36,922 Well, we have always wanted to start a band. 214 00:09:36,922 --> 00:09:40,123 I mean, we already have the infighting down pat. 215 00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:41,523 Great. Let's go. 216 00:09:41,523 --> 00:09:43,322 Dr. Purdue, are you coming? 217 00:09:43,322 --> 00:09:45,643 As if. You guys still have a chance. 218 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,483 She's already dead. 219 00:09:49,202 --> 00:09:51,283 What happened? Who are you? 220 00:09:55,283 --> 00:09:57,163 Now don't do anything that would embarrass me. 221 00:09:57,163 --> 00:10:00,202 Don's not only an old friend, he hires me to do legal work for the military. 222 00:10:00,202 --> 00:10:01,682 Remember when we created that fungus 223 00:10:01,682 --> 00:10:03,283 that turned a bunch of people into zombies? 224 00:10:03,283 --> 00:10:04,962 - No. - Exactly. 225 00:10:06,442 --> 00:10:09,643 - Get out of the car. - Oh, God. I somehow blew this too. 226 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,842 Not you. Blondie. 227 00:10:12,922 --> 00:10:14,082 Hey, guys. 228 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,682 I was waiting for Velma to give me relationship advice, 229 00:10:18,682 --> 00:10:21,643 but the smell of Mr. Dinkley's pennies got me so upset thinking about Mother, 230 00:10:21,643 --> 00:10:23,243 I shut down and just went to sleep. 231 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,763 Well, it's your lucky day, son! 232 00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:27,883 Normally, I'd tie you up and throw you 233 00:10:27,883 --> 00:10:30,483 in one of our secret prisons that "do not exist", 234 00:10:30,483 --> 00:10:33,403 but I wanna make a good impression on our VIP here. 235 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:36,163 VIP? Do you mean Very Important Person 236 00:10:36,163 --> 00:10:38,243 or my fanfic Velma in Paris? 237 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:42,082 Important Person. The Army has an image problem. 238 00:10:42,082 --> 00:10:44,802 And enlisting a smart young woman like you 239 00:10:44,802 --> 00:10:48,082 will make high schoolers think "Hell, maybe I should enlist too!" 240 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,363 What? That sucks. 241 00:10:49,363 --> 00:10:52,403 I mean, I need some more intel before I commit. 242 00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:55,483 Maybe a tour. Learn a fun marching rhyme about cheating wives. 243 00:10:55,483 --> 00:10:57,722 Wonderful. And Fred can stay too. 244 00:10:57,722 --> 00:11:00,163 The Army can always use handsome ones like him 245 00:11:00,163 --> 00:11:02,003 to take the fall at public hearings. 246 00:11:02,003 --> 00:11:03,763 I want to see the 'copters. 247 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,003 They want to perform at Career Day? 248 00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:10,682 The whole point is to make kids give up their dreams. 249 00:11:10,682 --> 00:11:13,442 - But fine. - Thank you. 250 00:11:13,442 --> 00:11:15,082 Wait. We might have a problem. 251 00:11:17,082 --> 00:11:20,802 Dang it. Why does everything on my bucket list require hands? 252 00:11:20,802 --> 00:11:24,442 Actually, by placing additional electrode pads on your lobes 253 00:11:24,442 --> 00:11:26,403 and running them straight into the instruments, 254 00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:29,202 you can play using simple neural pulses. 255 00:11:30,483 --> 00:11:34,722 That is eerie. You just sounded exactly like my mom. 256 00:11:34,722 --> 00:11:36,163 And that's a good thing, right? 257 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,243 Because she was a brilliant black female scientist 258 00:11:38,243 --> 00:11:40,682 who consistently defied the barriers of her time 259 00:11:40,682 --> 00:11:42,243 and you admired her deeply for it. 260 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,523 Yes. 261 00:11:44,322 --> 00:11:45,322 How interesting. 262 00:11:45,322 --> 00:11:47,043 - And no. - Excuse me? 263 00:11:47,802 --> 00:11:49,562 So, Velma, where to first? 264 00:11:49,562 --> 00:11:52,163 Ever touch a LGM-30G Minuteman III 265 00:11:52,163 --> 00:11:54,483 intercontinental ballistic missile? It's fun. 266 00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:56,842 Oh, just show me where they experiment on aliens 267 00:11:56,842 --> 00:12:00,363 and I don't know, maybe weapons facility "DELTA". 268 00:12:00,363 --> 00:12:02,643 Got to love a sense of humor. 269 00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:05,483 I'm told. Historically, the military hates them. 270 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:06,842 Hey, what's that? 271 00:12:06,842 --> 00:12:08,722 It's the one thing that can save The Brains 272 00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:10,922 and help me impress an old lady I just met. 273 00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:12,643 - So shush. - I will if you help me. 274 00:12:12,643 --> 00:12:15,403 You're not the only one trying to impress an old lady they just met. 275 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:16,682 Wait. This woman is old? 276 00:12:16,682 --> 00:12:18,243 - How old? - Unclear. 277 00:12:18,243 --> 00:12:20,363 But given her voice, I'd be lying 278 00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:23,763 if I said she didn't own multiple pill organizers. 279 00:12:23,763 --> 00:12:24,763 Fred! 280 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,763 So does this mean the computer thinks I'm a witch? 281 00:12:28,763 --> 00:12:31,562 Do witches like roaches? Does anyone like roaches? 282 00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:33,643 Oh, my God. Does anyone like me? 283 00:12:33,643 --> 00:12:36,082 Hey! Stop bullying that little guy. 284 00:12:36,082 --> 00:12:38,602 Let him eat. Leave him alone! 285 00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:43,403 Oh, you just picked a fight with the wrong brain. 286 00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:49,322 If I survive this, it'll be a really useful icebreaker. 287 00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:52,442 Gotcha, suckers. 288 00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:55,202 You can survive the apocalypse, but not Daphne Blake! 289 00:12:55,202 --> 00:12:59,202 Maybe I'm not popular or a witch. Maybe I'm a hero. 290 00:13:02,163 --> 00:13:05,682 Wait. What's going on here? Stop! I should be your queen! 291 00:13:05,682 --> 00:13:08,883 Unless this is a Bastille Day sitch! Oh, God. 292 00:13:12,363 --> 00:13:14,003 This is weirdly fun. 293 00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:17,123 Yeah, it is. If you enlist today, 294 00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:18,842 I'll let you hit it with a hammer. 295 00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:21,682 How about that? No bigger rush in the world. 296 00:13:21,682 --> 00:13:23,483 Knock, knock. Who's there? 297 00:13:23,483 --> 00:13:25,722 Armageddon. Armageddon who? 298 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:29,082 Armageddon excited hitting this missile with a hammer. 299 00:13:32,643 --> 00:13:34,322 Let me just turn the alarm off. 300 00:13:36,243 --> 00:13:38,322 I must have left my key card in the office. 301 00:13:38,322 --> 00:13:41,322 Let's run and get it in under 15 seconds. 302 00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:53,403 Jackpot. I am a great detective. 303 00:13:55,123 --> 00:13:57,043 Fred, what are you doing in here? 304 00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:58,562 It's her. What do I say? 305 00:13:58,562 --> 00:14:00,043 I know it's weird and sudden, 306 00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:01,722 but this is the first time I've felt something 307 00:14:01,722 --> 00:14:04,043 in the thin, pointy hole left by mother. 308 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,763 Okay. But she called before texting. 309 00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,602 So she either lives in a nursing home 310 00:14:07,602 --> 00:14:09,043 or is scamming you because you're rich. 311 00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:11,763 - Velma, where are you? - Run! 312 00:14:12,363 --> 00:14:15,722 Hey, you need to drop the attitude Daphne. 313 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,802 I only let the star athletes at this school insult me like that. 314 00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:21,403 Daphne's not trying to be rude, Mom. 315 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,442 Right, Daphne, who only goes by the name Daphne? 316 00:14:24,442 --> 00:14:27,283 Sorry. My point is, I'm sure my moms are very busy 317 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,922 with their meaningless jobs 318 00:14:28,922 --> 00:14:30,363 But I still love and respect them 319 00:14:30,363 --> 00:14:32,523 because I know that their goals take precedence 320 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,163 over my emotional well-being. 321 00:14:34,163 --> 00:14:37,722 - I will always love my mother. - Yes, of course you will. 322 00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:40,003 But I will never respect her. 323 00:14:40,003 --> 00:14:41,763 Sure, her job was important, 324 00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:44,802 but that's still no excuse for never being around. 325 00:14:44,802 --> 00:14:47,763 So, no, I can't respect her. Ever. 326 00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:51,082 Yeah? Well, you ain't shit. 327 00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:54,643 Crap, Don hammered another missile! 328 00:14:55,442 --> 00:14:56,682 Come on, Fred. Now. 329 00:15:03,082 --> 00:15:04,802 Oh, no. Dogs. 330 00:15:10,682 --> 00:15:12,682 They're afraid of the missile. Thank you, missile. 331 00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:20,562 Room 1969. There. 332 00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:26,322 What? This is just a supply closet. 333 00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:27,602 The glutamine isn't here. 334 00:15:27,602 --> 00:15:30,003 I'm texting Norville. Maybe we're in the wrong spot. 335 00:15:32,283 --> 00:15:33,802 Fred, turn off the light! 336 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,763 Or if it's your bright-ass teeth, shut your mouth 337 00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:38,123 It's not. My teeth are much brighter. 338 00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:42,283 It's coming from the AC vent. Hoist me up! 339 00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,283 Oh, my God! 340 00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:49,802 Project SCOOBI is back up and running and they have three dead bodies. 341 00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:52,562 Turn that off!! 342 00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:54,123 Freeze! 343 00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:58,123 Hello everyone, we have some unfortunate news. 344 00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:01,123 Our daughter Daphne has been suspended. 345 00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:04,283 And now for the good news. 346 00:16:04,283 --> 00:16:06,523 We're still so far up in the exit polls, 347 00:16:06,523 --> 00:16:07,802 it doesn't even matter. 348 00:16:09,363 --> 00:16:11,322 Velma just texted. She couldn't find the glutamine. 349 00:16:11,322 --> 00:16:12,962 The Brains are as good as dead. 350 00:16:12,962 --> 00:16:15,483 And soon you'll join them, Norville. 351 00:16:15,922 --> 00:16:18,363 Grandma! I'm hallucinating! I need your snacks. 352 00:16:18,363 --> 00:16:20,243 But that's my last one. 353 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:23,643 What the hell is wrong with me? 354 00:16:23,643 --> 00:16:26,523 You're hallucinating and I only care about myself. 355 00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:29,123 You're right, Norville. I am selfish. 356 00:16:29,123 --> 00:16:32,643 I have more glutamine. I can save the Brains. 357 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,283 What? Why would you lie about being out? 358 00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:37,202 I just told you, I'm selfish. Please pay attention. 359 00:16:37,202 --> 00:16:40,763 The point is, when I learned Velma had access to the base, 360 00:16:40,763 --> 00:16:42,602 I let the solution boil over 361 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,483 and manipulated her desire to be a great detective 362 00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:47,962 to see if Project SCOOBI had been reactivated. 363 00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:49,043 What? 364 00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:52,523 I said there's absolutely no way we can lose this election. 365 00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:56,802 Okay. First things first. 366 00:16:57,322 --> 00:16:58,962 Have you had fun today? 367 00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:01,842 Be sure to tell your friends. 368 00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:03,883 We need those recruitment numbers up. 369 00:17:03,883 --> 00:17:08,723 And secondly, what the hell are you doing in this restricted area? 370 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,283 Project SCOOBI is running on the other side of this wall, 371 00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:12,523 and there are three bodies. 372 00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:13,802 That's impossible. Velma. 373 00:17:13,802 --> 00:17:16,683 Project SCOOBI has been dead since the early '90s. 374 00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:18,562 They said the same thing about rock and roll, 375 00:17:18,562 --> 00:17:21,162 and look at it now! Sadly limping along! 376 00:17:26,882 --> 00:17:28,602 Velma, Velma, Velma, 377 00:17:28,602 --> 00:17:31,842 there's nothing there but our organ clones for important people. 378 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:37,963 What? I swear I just saw a SCOOBI lab and dead bodies. 379 00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:39,763 Don, I apologize. 380 00:17:39,763 --> 00:17:42,842 And while I know the punishment for sneaking around a base is prison, 381 00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:43,923 consider our friendship. 382 00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:45,082 Whatever you do with Velma, 383 00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:47,082 please continue to hire me for your legal woes. 384 00:17:47,082 --> 00:17:49,882 - Dad! - Prison? Please. 385 00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:53,602 I have much better ways Velma and Fred can make this up to me... 386 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:59,043 Is it true the military accidentally launched 387 00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:00,602 a Minuteman III missile 388 00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:03,802 after an officer hit it with a small hammer? 389 00:18:03,802 --> 00:18:07,043 I plead the fifth. The right to arm bears. 390 00:18:08,402 --> 00:18:10,043 I still say Velma got it worse. 391 00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:13,763 Join the military. It's a great option for teens. 392 00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:16,523 You can go viral just by going home to your dog. 393 00:18:17,483 --> 00:18:18,882 I was in the Army. 394 00:18:18,882 --> 00:18:20,923 I loved it. Taught me everything I know 395 00:18:20,923 --> 00:18:24,122 about discipline, respect, and tight-ass ponytails. 396 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,842 Check, one, two. Check 397 00:18:27,243 --> 00:18:29,043 Norville? What are you doing? 398 00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,882 Check, one, two. Check. Check, check, check. 399 00:18:30,882 --> 00:18:32,923 Check, one, two, now check behind you. 400 00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:34,683 Behind you, check. Check, one, two. 401 00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:37,483 I am burying a message in this sound check. Check, one, two. 402 00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:39,523 Velma! 403 00:18:41,802 --> 00:18:43,082 Hold on! Back up! 404 00:18:43,082 --> 00:18:45,723 You're telling me your glutamine hunt was just a ruse 405 00:18:45,723 --> 00:18:48,642 to use me to see if Project SCOOBI was back up and running? 406 00:18:48,642 --> 00:18:51,043 - You used me! - I'm so sorry, Velma. 407 00:18:51,802 --> 00:18:54,523 Huh. Never said sorry before. 408 00:18:54,523 --> 00:18:57,283 What a weird sounding word. "So-rry". 409 00:18:58,082 --> 00:19:00,642 But is Project SCOOBI back up? 410 00:19:00,642 --> 00:19:02,443 Yes! I mean, I think? 411 00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:03,963 It was there but then it wasn't. 412 00:19:03,963 --> 00:19:05,842 Like my respect for you! 413 00:19:05,842 --> 00:19:08,562 To think I let you make me believe in my dreams. 414 00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:11,082 Velma, I was wrong to play with your emotions, 415 00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:13,043 but the only thing that can truly make you believe 416 00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:17,003 in your dreams is generational wealth. Or you. 417 00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:19,402 - Well, that's inspiring. - Let me finish. 418 00:19:19,402 --> 00:19:21,322 But it's a double edged sword. 419 00:19:21,322 --> 00:19:23,802 Because unless you have generational wealth, 420 00:19:23,802 --> 00:19:25,963 it takes so much effort to achieve your dreams, 421 00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,842 the only way to do it is to become a selfish monster. 422 00:19:28,842 --> 00:19:31,602 Wait. So my choices are failure to achieve my dreams 423 00:19:31,602 --> 00:19:33,003 or selfish monster? 424 00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:36,243 Yes. But I'm learning that maybe family 425 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,483 can help you find the level of failure you can live with. 426 00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:41,602 Check. Check. Check. Check over your shoulder. 427 00:19:41,602 --> 00:19:43,043 My mom is coming. Check. 428 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:45,162 Now excuse me. I have to go. 429 00:19:45,162 --> 00:19:47,923 I got suspended, so Blythe can't know I'm here. 430 00:19:47,923 --> 00:19:50,162 Plus, I have some things I want to do in this body 431 00:19:50,162 --> 00:19:51,562 before I give it back. 432 00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:53,723 But what about saving the Brains? 433 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:56,243 You can mix the solution, Velma. 434 00:19:56,243 --> 00:19:59,283 I believe in you as much as I believe in anyone, 435 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,483 which isn't much, but still. 436 00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:10,402 - Velma! - No time. Leave me alone! 437 00:20:10,402 --> 00:20:12,283 Okay, Velma, you can do this. 438 00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:13,602 Hey, everyone. 439 00:20:13,602 --> 00:20:16,602 Our first tune is called "Song Number One". 440 00:20:16,602 --> 00:20:20,122 Oh, God! Velma, they can't get any more boring! 441 00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:21,483 - Hurry! - I'm trying. 442 00:20:21,483 --> 00:20:24,602 I just need to concentrate. As long as I can hear myself think... 443 00:20:27,162 --> 00:20:29,082 Wait. This isn't boring at all. 444 00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:33,723 Forgot to mention, for the last 10 seconds of their lives, 445 00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:36,443 brains in jars do something unexpected. See ya. 446 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,802 Oh, no! 447 00:20:44,602 --> 00:20:46,483 - We're alive. - We made it! 448 00:20:46,483 --> 00:20:48,763 Now I can focus on my solo album! 449 00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:54,602 So if Mr. S was working for Project SCOOBI, 450 00:20:54,602 --> 00:20:56,402 and there are three more bodies, 451 00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:59,003 maybe all the victims are connected to it in some way. 452 00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:02,802 It's possible. And if anyone can figure it out, it's you. 453 00:21:02,802 --> 00:21:05,122 And Norville, hallucinations that intense 454 00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:07,082 are rarely caused by anxiety. 455 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:10,043 See if there are any external sources triggering them. 456 00:21:10,043 --> 00:21:13,003 I will, thanks! And I hope this is the start of... 457 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:14,763 Hey, sorry, I don't mean to cut this short 458 00:21:14,763 --> 00:21:17,443 but my girlfriend's brain is currently in a jar 459 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,043 and I have to get her to her moms' victory party. 460 00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:21,162 Of course. 461 00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:27,402 What do you mean Daphne's brain is missing? 462 00:21:29,483 --> 00:21:32,483 Hey, I'm afraid it will take too long 463 00:21:32,483 --> 00:21:34,523 to do the procedure at this moment. 464 00:21:34,523 --> 00:21:36,203 Let's just get to the victory party 465 00:21:36,203 --> 00:21:38,483 so Linda and Donna don't get suspicious. 466 00:21:38,483 --> 00:21:40,602 Hey, this is not what I meant when I checked 467 00:21:40,602 --> 00:21:42,642 "open to new experiences" on that form. 468 00:21:42,642 --> 00:21:45,122 I tell you, I'm innocent! And very scared! 469 00:21:45,122 --> 00:21:49,283 And a tiny bit turned on. Sorry. I have to take this. 470 00:21:49,763 --> 00:21:52,402 Hey, babe, you watching me on the public access channel 471 00:21:52,402 --> 00:21:55,003 like the old cable TV-having broad you are? 472 00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:59,402 Yes. So put me on speaker. I want everyone to hear this. 473 00:22:00,483 --> 00:22:01,723 Should I be nervous? 474 00:22:01,723 --> 00:22:04,562 Yes. Because I'm the serial killer, 475 00:22:04,562 --> 00:22:07,723 and I will keep killing until I get what I want. 476 00:22:12,642 --> 00:22:14,763 Oh, God! Father O'Rourke! 477 00:22:26,923 --> 00:22:29,963 Okay, everyone, we have exciting news. 478 00:22:29,963 --> 00:22:34,243 Crystal Cove has just elected its first dog comptroller! 479 00:22:36,003 --> 00:22:38,923 Unfortunately, in the wake of the revelation 480 00:22:38,923 --> 00:22:42,203 that the serial killer is yet another woman, 481 00:22:42,203 --> 00:22:46,283 {\an8}Crystal Cove also elected Merle Cogburn as sheriff. 482 00:22:47,562 --> 00:22:49,963 And yet, while we lost, 483 00:22:49,963 --> 00:22:53,003 we couldn't have done any of this without you. 484 00:22:53,003 --> 00:22:56,602 You guys are the real losers. Thanks for nothing. 485 00:23:00,162 --> 00:23:01,402 Who are you?