1 00:00:04,882 --> 00:00:06,562 Previously on Velma... 2 00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:10,363 The military used Uncle Scoobi's photos of Dr. Perdue's journal pages 3 00:00:10,363 --> 00:00:13,322 to create an invincible super soldier 4 00:00:13,322 --> 00:00:15,882 to infiltrate groups of meddling kids. 5 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,323 But it went bad. 6 00:00:19,082 --> 00:00:20,963 I see you, ghost. 7 00:00:23,082 --> 00:00:27,483 Velma! Velma, where are you? 8 00:00:27,483 --> 00:00:29,483 - Help! - Velma! 9 00:00:33,003 --> 00:00:35,402 When I was little, it was easy to spot a villain. 10 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:37,482 He had an unironic, handlebar mustache, 11 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:38,883 and you knew who to root against. 12 00:00:38,883 --> 00:00:41,762 But over time villains have gotten more complicated. 13 00:00:41,762 --> 00:00:44,883 Oh, God, who are you? And what are you? 14 00:00:44,883 --> 00:00:47,363 Nowadays, when judging villains, we have to ask, 15 00:00:47,363 --> 00:00:49,363 "Do people hate you because you're bad?" 16 00:00:49,363 --> 00:00:51,963 Or "Are you bad because people hate you?" 17 00:00:53,323 --> 00:00:54,762 Hello, Velma. 18 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:58,323 I'm Scrappy. 19 00:01:05,642 --> 00:01:09,163 Okay. Every student has been accounted for except two. 20 00:01:09,163 --> 00:01:11,963 Velma Dinkley and Theodore P. Butt-Sack, 21 00:01:11,963 --> 00:01:14,963 whom, I just realized, is on here as a joke. 22 00:01:14,963 --> 00:01:17,282 Velma was dragged away by the serial killer. 23 00:01:17,282 --> 00:01:19,323 Who's gonna solve this mystery now? 24 00:01:20,803 --> 00:01:22,202 Don't worry, everyone! 25 00:01:22,202 --> 00:01:25,443 Don and the military are going to find Velma! 26 00:01:25,443 --> 00:01:29,402 And the police will gladly work with them so they're not slowed down 27 00:01:29,402 --> 00:01:33,083 by some action movie-style jurisdictional pissing match. 28 00:01:33,922 --> 00:01:35,562 Remain calm, everyone. 29 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:39,043 The private sector has arrived to find Velma. 30 00:01:39,043 --> 00:01:42,002 Back off, William. This is a military matter. 31 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:45,083 What's that? I can't hear you without a megaphone! 32 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:52,803 I said the private sector is no match for the United States military. 33 00:01:52,803 --> 00:01:55,723 And I'll be damned if my ex-wife's rich boyfriend 34 00:01:55,723 --> 00:01:57,443 finds my daughter before me, 35 00:01:57,443 --> 00:02:00,002 Especially since William already showed up Aman 36 00:02:00,002 --> 00:02:02,443 by proposing to Diya before Aman proposed to me. 37 00:02:02,443 --> 00:02:06,083 Which he still hasn't done. Even though I bore him a child. 38 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,123 Stop! This is silly. 39 00:02:08,123 --> 00:02:10,883 The only thing that matters right now is saving Velma. 40 00:02:10,883 --> 00:02:12,962 And William has the biggest megaphone! 41 00:02:17,283 --> 00:02:20,403 So the day may come when a mystery in this town is solved by adults. 42 00:02:20,403 --> 00:02:22,283 But today is not that day. 43 00:02:22,283 --> 00:02:24,603 We're clearly gonna have to find Velma ourselves. 44 00:02:27,883 --> 00:02:29,603 So you're the evil super soldier? 45 00:02:29,603 --> 00:02:32,962 A talking dog named Scrappy? How is that even possible? 46 00:02:32,962 --> 00:02:34,003 How is it possible? 47 00:02:35,962 --> 00:02:37,603 Puppy Power! 48 00:02:37,603 --> 00:02:39,123 And cutting-edge technology. 49 00:02:39,123 --> 00:02:42,242 Mostly, cutting-edge technology, if I'm honest. 50 00:02:42,242 --> 00:02:44,323 The speaker from the Baby Babble Box! 51 00:02:44,323 --> 00:02:47,202 I was right. The military connected it to your evil brain! 52 00:02:47,202 --> 00:02:50,723 Yes. But I'm not evil. I didn't kill those men! 53 00:02:52,123 --> 00:02:54,323 Scrappy Dappy Doo! 54 00:02:54,323 --> 00:02:57,482 But those weird outbursts are making me very uncomfortable, 55 00:02:57,482 --> 00:03:00,242 the same complaint the victims had before they were murdered. 56 00:03:00,242 --> 00:03:02,962 I know, but they're not weird outbursts. 57 00:03:02,962 --> 00:03:06,123 - They're catchphrases, baby. - Catchphrases? 58 00:03:06,123 --> 00:03:09,123 Yes. You see, Project SCOOBI built me 59 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:12,202 to appeal to meddling kids so I could infiltrate them. 60 00:03:12,202 --> 00:03:14,283 Okay, but you live in a literal lair, 61 00:03:14,283 --> 00:03:17,003 complete with a strung-out woman lounging in the background. 62 00:03:18,682 --> 00:03:20,443 That's classic villain-ish. 63 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:23,962 She's not strung-out. She's recovering from the bus accident. 64 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:25,762 No one was supposed to get hurt. 65 00:03:25,762 --> 00:03:28,362 I just wanted to get your attention. 66 00:03:28,362 --> 00:03:29,443 What? Why? 67 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:32,283 Because you've already caught one serial killer, 68 00:03:32,283 --> 00:03:35,043 and I need help catching the person framing me. 69 00:03:37,043 --> 00:03:39,603 Sergeant Don, Gigi's father. 70 00:03:40,362 --> 00:03:43,202 Don? Please. No one loves a good twist more than me. 71 00:03:43,202 --> 00:03:45,123 But there are not enough flashbacks in the world 72 00:03:45,123 --> 00:03:46,843 to make me believe Don's the killer. 73 00:03:46,843 --> 00:03:49,003 I can do it in four. 74 00:03:49,003 --> 00:03:52,123 But to prove to you that I'm innocent, you're free to go. 75 00:03:52,522 --> 00:03:55,642 All I ask is you remember that there was a time 76 00:03:55,642 --> 00:03:59,603 no one believed you, that your mom was kidnapped... 77 00:03:59,603 --> 00:04:00,922 Help! 78 00:04:11,482 --> 00:04:12,682 I'm stuck again. 79 00:04:12,682 --> 00:04:15,762 That's the same spot you were stuck in before. We're going in circles. 80 00:04:15,762 --> 00:04:17,362 Why is Fred in the lead? 81 00:04:17,362 --> 00:04:19,322 I don't want to be. But when I try to fall back, 82 00:04:19,322 --> 00:04:21,083 someone keeps pushing me to the front. 83 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,643 What? No, we don't. 84 00:04:23,843 --> 00:04:25,763 Someone's there. Velma? 85 00:04:26,442 --> 00:04:28,203 You know, I think jump-scares are cheap! 86 00:04:31,523 --> 00:04:33,283 - There you are! - Grandma? 87 00:04:33,283 --> 00:04:36,763 This manhunt for Velma has the military sniffing around the asylum. 88 00:04:36,763 --> 00:04:37,922 I need to move out now! 89 00:04:37,922 --> 00:04:40,603 Fred, is my old lab in your basement still there? 90 00:04:40,603 --> 00:04:42,562 Or, can I assume it's a sex dungeon? 91 00:04:42,562 --> 00:04:45,843 I mean, the staff has sex down there, but they say it's nice. 92 00:04:45,843 --> 00:04:47,403 How did you even find us out here? 93 00:04:47,403 --> 00:04:49,043 - I told her where we were. - What? 94 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:50,882 I've been secretly working for Dr. Perdue. 95 00:04:50,882 --> 00:04:52,362 Because Fred's mom is a ghost! 96 00:04:54,442 --> 00:04:56,322 I thought Norville was just hallucinating. 97 00:04:56,322 --> 00:04:57,922 It was, like, a whole thing. 98 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:02,523 Oh, God! I'm lost and I'm gonna die out here! 99 00:05:02,523 --> 00:05:04,163 Do you want some water? 100 00:05:04,163 --> 00:05:06,002 Just kill me already. Please. 101 00:05:06,002 --> 00:05:07,843 All I want is for you to listen to my... 102 00:05:10,922 --> 00:05:12,163 Side of the story. 103 00:05:12,163 --> 00:05:14,723 Fine. But there's nothing you can say that will make me be like 104 00:05:14,723 --> 00:05:16,523 "Oh, snap! That changes everything." 105 00:05:16,523 --> 00:05:20,763 I understand. My story begins two years ago... 106 00:05:20,763 --> 00:05:22,922 When an undercover operative, named Uncle Scoobi, 107 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,562 took photographs of my mom reading Dr. Perdue's journals. 108 00:05:25,562 --> 00:05:26,682 Don told me. 109 00:05:26,682 --> 00:05:30,482 And did Don tell you Uncle Scoobi is now missing? 110 00:05:30,482 --> 00:05:32,523 Snap. I mean, continue. 111 00:05:32,523 --> 00:05:34,882 So two years ago, 112 00:05:34,882 --> 00:05:37,083 Uncle Scoobi convinced the military, 113 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:39,603 a precocious, catchphrase-spouting puppy 114 00:05:39,603 --> 00:05:43,643 would be the perfect way to infiltrate and monitor meddling kids. 115 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,322 Everyone pitched on other personality traits 116 00:05:46,322 --> 00:05:48,442 that would make kids instantly love me. 117 00:05:48,442 --> 00:05:51,043 But there was dissension among the ranks. 118 00:05:51,043 --> 00:05:53,723 Are we sure invincibility is a good idea? 119 00:05:53,723 --> 00:05:55,242 Oh, no, you're right. 120 00:05:55,242 --> 00:05:59,322 A super soldier that's easy to kill makes a lot more sense. 121 00:06:00,922 --> 00:06:04,963 And so from the scraps of Dr. Perdue's journals, 122 00:06:04,963 --> 00:06:07,083 I was born. 123 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,043 Okay, leash time! 124 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:12,882 So that's why you're called Scrappy. 125 00:06:12,882 --> 00:06:17,122 No, Scrappy is a portmanteau of "shitty" and "crappy". 126 00:06:17,122 --> 00:06:19,843 Don gave it to me as we got off on the wrong foot. 127 00:06:20,482 --> 00:06:22,043 Literally! I ate his sneakers. 128 00:06:22,043 --> 00:06:23,322 Oh, come on! 129 00:06:23,322 --> 00:06:26,562 I was ordered my own pairs to chew on. 130 00:06:26,562 --> 00:06:27,643 I have that form, 131 00:06:27,643 --> 00:06:29,283 but if these are the same as Don's sneakers... 132 00:06:31,603 --> 00:06:33,403 Is he the one who tackled me in the graveyard? 133 00:06:33,403 --> 00:06:37,043 Yes. Sure. Don was annoyed I chewed his sneakers. 134 00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:39,963 But the fact that everyone else loved my catchphrases, 135 00:06:39,963 --> 00:06:45,083 invincibility and spunky energy, slowly drove him crazy. 136 00:06:48,523 --> 00:06:52,523 Until Don pressured the others to sign a petition to get rid of me. 137 00:06:52,523 --> 00:06:55,523 So it was Don who made the men uncomfortable, not you! 138 00:06:55,523 --> 00:06:58,643 Which is why he would've old my dad not to take the case. 139 00:06:58,643 --> 00:07:01,763 But when everyone refused to sign his petition 140 00:07:01,763 --> 00:07:03,843 to get rid of me, Don snapped. 141 00:07:03,843 --> 00:07:07,362 And decided to kill them and frame me. 142 00:07:08,802 --> 00:07:10,163 Which isn't surprising. 143 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,442 When it comes to guys making people uncomfortable, 144 00:07:12,442 --> 00:07:14,083 where there's smoke... 145 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:17,643 There's fire. Yes, but was that enough to frame you for murder? 146 00:07:20,002 --> 00:07:23,882 Velma! Where are you? I'm scared! 147 00:07:24,362 --> 00:07:26,322 William will find you first! 148 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:29,283 Remember, Velma, you don't have to help me. 149 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:32,043 If you don't believe me, you're free to go. 150 00:07:35,603 --> 00:07:38,763 I thought we already decided Mother wasn't a ghost at the seance. 151 00:07:38,763 --> 00:07:40,283 And how do you two know each other? 152 00:07:40,283 --> 00:07:42,763 Wait. Is there an app to make friends with old people? 153 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,643 No. In my brain research, I've long suspected 154 00:07:44,643 --> 00:07:49,322 human consciousness detaches from the brain and continues after death. 155 00:07:49,322 --> 00:07:52,922 So when I put my brain in Daphne and Amber could tell, 156 00:07:52,922 --> 00:07:56,203 I hired them to try to see if your hallucinations were, 157 00:07:56,203 --> 00:07:58,843 in fact, Victoria's detached consciousness, 158 00:07:58,843 --> 00:08:00,362 aka, a ghost. 159 00:08:00,362 --> 00:08:01,763 Oh, snap! 160 00:08:02,403 --> 00:08:04,322 Mother? Quick, how's my hair? 161 00:08:05,922 --> 00:08:07,843 False alarm! It's only Velma. 162 00:08:07,843 --> 00:08:09,163 - Wait! - Velma! 163 00:08:10,963 --> 00:08:14,843 Velma, I found you! First! Thank God! 164 00:08:14,843 --> 00:08:18,242 - I have to go now. - Get Dr. Perdue to Fred's basement. 165 00:08:18,242 --> 00:08:20,723 I'll stay with Velma. Velma, what happened? 166 00:08:23,723 --> 00:08:24,882 Velma! 167 00:08:27,922 --> 00:08:30,643 Well, everything seems normal, thank goodness. 168 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,283 Now, how did you escape the killer? 169 00:08:35,043 --> 00:08:38,082 Killer? After the accident, I just wandered the woods in a daze, 170 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,842 like I was in a perfume commercial. 171 00:08:39,842 --> 00:08:42,283 Okay, well, not great that the killer is still on the loose, 172 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:44,202 but now it's time to focus on what's important. 173 00:08:44,202 --> 00:08:47,562 I found Velma first. And wasn't shown up by William. 174 00:08:47,562 --> 00:08:49,363 Sure. Not this time, at least. 175 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:52,403 Not anytime! Diya said "no" to his proposal. 176 00:08:52,403 --> 00:08:55,043 Actually, now might not be the best time, 177 00:08:55,043 --> 00:08:57,243 but after watching William's search for Velma 178 00:08:57,243 --> 00:08:58,962 like she was his own child... 179 00:08:58,962 --> 00:09:00,682 More than my own child! 180 00:09:00,682 --> 00:09:03,243 Fred spent a month lost in our own hedge maze. 181 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:06,322 Well, the point is William, if the offer still stands, 182 00:09:06,322 --> 00:09:10,363 and Velma is okay with it, I accept your proposal. 183 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:14,003 Velma, remember, you can say "no." 184 00:09:14,842 --> 00:09:16,082 Well? 185 00:09:16,082 --> 00:09:20,003 Actually, Mom, if William makes you happy, I say go for it. 186 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:28,602 Velma, come with us! 187 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:31,123 We'll get boba if you let me interrogate you. 188 00:09:31,123 --> 00:09:34,043 I mean, talk to you more. 189 00:09:34,043 --> 00:09:35,562 Thanks, but I'm going with my mom. 190 00:09:35,562 --> 00:09:38,682 She just got engaged and has zero friends to bore with the news. 191 00:09:39,403 --> 00:09:41,483 Mom, I'm gonna head home with Dad and Don. 192 00:09:41,483 --> 00:09:44,483 A three-hour explanation of why the NBA was better in the '80s 193 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:45,643 will help me sleep. 194 00:09:45,643 --> 00:09:47,483 Velma, what's really going on? 195 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:50,283 And how are you so chill about your mom marrying William? 196 00:09:50,283 --> 00:09:53,682 You said the only stepfather you'd ever accept was Rahul Kohli. 197 00:09:57,123 --> 00:10:00,243 Because her marriage will help me help my new friend clear his name. 198 00:10:00,243 --> 00:10:01,922 New friend? 199 00:10:01,922 --> 00:10:03,163 Hello! 200 00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:12,842 I can't believe you've had a brain-swapping machine 201 00:10:12,842 --> 00:10:14,802 and we haven't done more with it. 202 00:10:14,802 --> 00:10:18,163 Maybe it's because you've been too busy hiding a ghost from us! 203 00:10:18,163 --> 00:10:21,003 I'm not hiding anything, it's just a theory. 204 00:10:21,523 --> 00:10:23,643 Hey, my dad and Diya got engaged! 205 00:10:24,363 --> 00:10:25,602 What? 206 00:10:29,082 --> 00:10:31,283 So you're saying Don's the actual killer, 207 00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:34,483 but is trying to frame this invincible talking dog? 208 00:10:34,483 --> 00:10:37,763 - Snap, right? - Not "Oh, snap". It makes no sense. 209 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,682 If Don wanted to frame Scrappy, why would he first frame 210 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,483 the witches, and then just women in general? 211 00:10:43,483 --> 00:10:46,722 - I'm the serial killer. - I hadn't thought of that. 212 00:10:46,722 --> 00:10:50,243 Before you "Oh, snap" I can explain. 213 00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:53,123 See, Don didn't convince the military I was the killer 214 00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:55,123 until the coroners were dead. 215 00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:57,363 That's when Uncle Scoobi and I fled. 216 00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:02,442 While the military blamed the murders on witches and women 217 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:05,602 to keep anyone from tracing them back to their top-secret project. 218 00:11:05,602 --> 00:11:09,003 Okay, but just one question. Who is Uncle Scoobi? 219 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:11,602 That's the thing. I never saw their face. 220 00:11:11,602 --> 00:11:14,363 But I didn't think twice about it because I'm a dog. 221 00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:16,403 I see with my nose. 222 00:11:18,602 --> 00:11:20,922 Yeah! Okay. Sure. 223 00:11:20,922 --> 00:11:22,123 Velma, this is crazy. 224 00:11:22,123 --> 00:11:24,802 Scrappy is clearly the killer. How can you believe him? 225 00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:26,763 Because I've been him. 226 00:11:26,763 --> 00:11:29,322 No one believed me when I said my mom was kidnapped. 227 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,442 Or when I said I didn't kill Brenda. 228 00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:34,243 Okay. 229 00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:38,562 Hey, just an FYI, I can still hear you. I'm a dog. 230 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,363 So the plan is to get Don away from his guards 231 00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:51,283 in order to make him admit he's the killer 232 00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:52,722 and tell us where Uncle Scoobi is. 233 00:11:52,722 --> 00:11:56,202 But Scrappy is invincible. Why not just grab Don right now? 234 00:11:56,202 --> 00:11:58,322 Because Don's guards are armed with... 235 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,562 My one weakness. 236 00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:02,682 Vacuum cleaners. 237 00:12:04,802 --> 00:12:07,602 Of course. Anyway, thanks to my mom getting engaged, 238 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,602 I think we might be able to isolate Don 239 00:12:09,602 --> 00:12:12,643 at the one thing all true sociopaths love. 240 00:12:12,643 --> 00:12:14,763 - A bachelor party. - For William? 241 00:12:14,763 --> 00:12:16,602 No. Not William's bachelor party. 242 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,802 My dad's. We're gonna get him to finally propose to Sophie. 243 00:12:19,802 --> 00:12:22,243 Can I come? I love proposals. 244 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,682 They combine my two favorite things, 245 00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:26,123 romance and competing for likes on social media. 246 00:12:26,123 --> 00:12:28,082 Actually, I need you to... 247 00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:32,202 - Stay here with me. - What? Why? 248 00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:34,842 In case, Velma does something stupid, 249 00:12:34,842 --> 00:12:37,483 like try and rat me out to those guards. 250 00:12:37,483 --> 00:12:39,003 Dogs can sense energy, you know? 251 00:12:39,003 --> 00:12:42,082 And you're both making me nervous. 252 00:12:42,883 --> 00:12:44,962 I totally get it. Hour tops. 253 00:12:44,962 --> 00:12:46,842 Velma, wait! I don't know about this. 254 00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:48,523 Don't worry. You'll be fine. 255 00:12:48,523 --> 00:12:50,202 Oh, yeah, you totally will. 256 00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:54,562 If she's back in time. 257 00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,403 You were haunting me? 258 00:13:00,403 --> 00:13:03,722 As if a living white woman don't already haunt me enough? 259 00:13:03,722 --> 00:13:06,523 Yes, but only because I thought I was a hallucination. 260 00:13:06,523 --> 00:13:08,483 But once I realized I was a ghost, 261 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:11,163 I decided to make Fred the man he's meant to be. 262 00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:12,363 Before I moved on. 263 00:13:12,363 --> 00:13:15,043 Which is why you pushed me to leave the gang in the woods 264 00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:17,483 and to make friends with smart, competent people, 265 00:13:17,483 --> 00:13:19,202 like Norville in Sacramento. 266 00:13:19,202 --> 00:13:20,602 Yes, but nothing's worked, 267 00:13:20,602 --> 00:13:23,163 and now your father is marrying that softie, Diya. 268 00:13:23,163 --> 00:13:27,082 You're doomed, Fred. And thus so am I. 269 00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:29,403 Well, if you really want to prepare me for the world, 270 00:13:29,403 --> 00:13:31,442 I know one thing that might work. 271 00:13:31,922 --> 00:13:33,123 A hug. 272 00:13:44,082 --> 00:13:46,602 Dad, what I'm about to say is going to sound crazy. 273 00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:49,602 But with Mom's engagement, you need to propose to Sophie. ASAP. 274 00:13:49,602 --> 00:13:53,842 I know! Obviously I can't let William show me up like this. 275 00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:56,283 But I did just propose and she said no. 276 00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:58,722 You like green apple? You want this candy ring? 277 00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:00,442 No. And why wouldn't she accept? 278 00:14:00,442 --> 00:14:02,163 Because of you, Velma. 279 00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:05,643 Somehow I've come to genuinely care about you. 280 00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:07,922 - What? - I'm as surprised as you are. 281 00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:11,243 I always thought I'd be fine being a hated, evil stepmother. 282 00:14:11,243 --> 00:14:13,602 But now, before I marry into this family, 283 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,602 I need to know you care about me, too. 284 00:14:16,602 --> 00:14:19,922 So what? You want like an e-card from a free e-card service? 285 00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:22,123 Done! Now, let's talk bachelor party. 286 00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:26,082 No. I had Aman draw up an "emotional prenup" for you to sign. 287 00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:29,562 What's taking so long? 288 00:14:33,682 --> 00:14:34,922 So this is real, Sophie? 289 00:14:34,922 --> 00:14:37,562 You always struck me as a dodging prenup type. 290 00:14:37,562 --> 00:14:39,682 Item one, no more rude comments. 291 00:14:39,682 --> 00:14:41,082 But that's our whole dynamic! 292 00:14:41,082 --> 00:14:43,123 Can you both live with one rude comment per day? 293 00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:45,163 {\an8}- Two, if she gets a bad haircut. - Agreed. 294 00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:47,322 {\an8}Item two, when Sophie's relatives call, 295 00:14:47,322 --> 00:14:50,123 {\an8}you'll say, "She's not available" instead of, "Dead." 296 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,403 I don't have time for this! Just "Yes" to everything. 297 00:14:52,403 --> 00:14:53,483 - Really? - Yes. 298 00:14:53,483 --> 00:14:55,802 So you'll no longer toss empty soda cans at Sophie's head? 299 00:14:55,802 --> 00:14:57,722 - No! - Or refer to her as my goomar? 300 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,003 - No. - Or scream-sneeze? 301 00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:01,883 Or use the words "basic" "norm-core" or "busted". 302 00:15:01,883 --> 00:15:03,922 - Only if I catch her cheating on you. - I can live with that. 303 00:15:03,922 --> 00:15:05,883 And finally, you will no longer make jokes 304 00:15:05,883 --> 00:15:08,243 about Sophie's wacky clock collection. 305 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:12,483 - Yes! - Then yes! Yes! I'll marry you. 306 00:15:12,483 --> 00:15:14,602 But it has to be before William and Diya get married. 307 00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:17,163 - Don, she said "Yes"! - That is amazing. 308 00:15:17,163 --> 00:15:20,562 Congratulations on no longer being shown up by a rich man. 309 00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:22,523 Now let's talk bachelor party. 310 00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:24,722 Velma, you're not throwing my bachelor party. 311 00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:26,283 Do you even have a cocaine hookup? 312 00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:29,922 The only way you're having a bachelor party is if Velma plans it. 313 00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:33,082 Oh, man! 314 00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:36,643 Sorry that took so long. 315 00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:39,523 But the bachelor party is a go. And look, everything's fine. 316 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,202 Because Scrappy is not the killer. 317 00:15:41,202 --> 00:15:44,003 Then why is he looking at me like I'm a chicken leg? 318 00:15:44,962 --> 00:15:47,763 Because chicken bones kill dogs, Daphne, he's scared! 319 00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:51,123 Okay, well, if my life is done being used as collateral, 320 00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:52,403 I'm gonna hop. Good luck. 321 00:15:52,403 --> 00:15:54,202 Daphne, don't be like that! 322 00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:56,842 You were never in danger because Scrappy is innocent. 323 00:15:56,842 --> 00:15:59,802 Thank you, Velma. I'm gonna call you worm medicine. 324 00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:02,763 'Cause you really know how to put my heart at ease. 325 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:10,643 A hug? Oh, Fred, that was funny. Don't be funny. 326 00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:13,523 It's desperate. And I've told you hugs make children weak. 327 00:16:13,523 --> 00:16:16,483 No, no, that's not true! Dad and I hug all the time now, 328 00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,123 and I've never felt more confident! 329 00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:21,082 Seriously, all I want for Christmas is a mesh shirt. 330 00:16:21,082 --> 00:16:24,682 Really? Well, even if I were willing, there's one problem. 331 00:16:26,763 --> 00:16:29,883 - But you were able to push me. - And I guess that felt important. 332 00:16:29,883 --> 00:16:31,922 Wait. What if you used my body? 333 00:16:31,922 --> 00:16:34,202 Maybe if you possess me, you can hug him. 334 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,442 And then spider-walk me across the ceiling. I need a new profile pic. 335 00:16:37,442 --> 00:16:40,403 That's worth a shot, I guess. Nothing else I've tried has worked. 336 00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:42,283 And I want to pass on already. 337 00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:45,003 Silvio Berlusconi owes me a drink. 338 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,523 Wait, wait, wait. I got to get a vid, so I can recreate it 339 00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:48,883 with pillows whenever I want. 340 00:16:58,082 --> 00:17:00,722 What's happening? 341 00:17:07,882 --> 00:17:09,082 What just happened? 342 00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:12,483 Wait. Of course. If a ghost is just a consciousness, 343 00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:14,923 maybe a brain can't handle two of them at once. 344 00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:16,402 It overloads the system. 345 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,162 Same reason we'll never get a Beyonce, Rihanna collab. 346 00:17:19,162 --> 00:17:20,802 Yes, that's it! 347 00:17:20,802 --> 00:17:23,203 If a brain can only have one consciousness, 348 00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:25,963 I know how I can finally make you a man, Fred. 349 00:17:26,642 --> 00:17:29,523 Wait! Mother, what are you doing? 350 00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:34,763 Did I need this! 351 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,763 I'm always with my security detail, at the Project SCOOBI Labs. 352 00:17:38,763 --> 00:17:41,043 Or worst of all, talking to my family. 353 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:43,723 - Totally. But where are we? - Where are we? 354 00:17:44,443 --> 00:17:46,203 - The strip club! - The strip club? 355 00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:49,882 Velma, you're my daughter. It's weird at best and lazy at worst. 356 00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:52,523 - We've already done this. - No, Dad. This time it's different. 357 00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:56,122 Cocktails, lap dances, a sexy girl pops out of a giant cake... 358 00:17:56,122 --> 00:17:57,523 Hold on! Cake? 359 00:17:57,523 --> 00:17:59,362 Sophie already has me on a wedding diet. 360 00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:00,642 We're in! 361 00:18:10,602 --> 00:18:13,923 Hey, forget the dancing! Daddy wants cakey. 362 00:18:14,602 --> 00:18:17,683 Ooh, mamma. I can see the red velvet poking out 363 00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:19,683 from behind the frosting. 364 00:18:22,082 --> 00:18:23,723 Revenge time! 365 00:18:24,523 --> 00:18:27,283 Shitty-Crappy? Velma, what did you do? 366 00:18:29,963 --> 00:18:32,362 Scrappy, stop! We're just supposed to get a confession 367 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,842 and learn where Uncle Scoobi is. 368 00:18:33,842 --> 00:18:37,402 Sorry, Velma. Turns out, I am the killer. 369 00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:41,322 But it's not my fault. 370 00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:44,203 Project SCOOBI made me who I am. 371 00:18:44,203 --> 00:18:47,523 So I ask, who's really the villain here? 372 00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:50,523 Them? Or me? 373 00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:53,602 You are. You bit their dicks off. 374 00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:57,122 Okay. But without them, there's no me. 375 00:18:57,122 --> 00:18:58,243 Yeah, no, I get it! 376 00:18:58,243 --> 00:19:00,322 I'm just really bumping on the dick biting. 377 00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,483 Well, do you at least feel bad for me? 378 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,243 Not at all. You're a monster. 379 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,602 Not a Frenchman stealing bread to feed his family. 380 00:19:06,602 --> 00:19:08,162 And I've known it all along. 381 00:19:08,162 --> 00:19:10,562 So stop whining and let me enjoy your downfall 382 00:19:10,562 --> 00:19:12,122 with no moral ambiguity. 383 00:19:12,122 --> 00:19:13,283 Girls, hit it! 384 00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:15,802 What? No! 385 00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:20,923 No, no, no, no, no! Make it stop! Or kill me! 386 00:19:20,923 --> 00:19:23,243 Oh, please kill me! 387 00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:27,602 For the love of God, can somebody please explain what's happening? 388 00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:29,483 Am I getting cake or not? 389 00:19:32,162 --> 00:19:33,443 Mother, what are you doing? 390 00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:35,562 Instead of trying to make myself disappear, 391 00:19:35,562 --> 00:19:38,923 I'm going to get rid of you. I'm taking over your body. 392 00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:40,483 You can be a ghost! 393 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,162 And I'll be the man you're meant to be! 394 00:19:44,243 --> 00:19:46,882 And you're gonna like it! 395 00:19:46,882 --> 00:19:49,203 No, I won't like it! I'll hate it! 396 00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:51,642 Because I hate you! 397 00:19:52,003 --> 00:19:53,402 I've always hated you! 398 00:19:54,642 --> 00:19:56,723 You don't get to control me anymore. 399 00:19:56,723 --> 00:19:59,802 I'm my own man in my own body! 400 00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:02,602 So get out! 401 00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:10,203 - Why are you smiling? - Because you did it. 402 00:20:10,203 --> 00:20:12,322 I finally feel ready to move on. 403 00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:16,162 If you can stand up to me, you can do anything, Freddie. 404 00:20:16,162 --> 00:20:18,802 Today you are a man. 405 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,283 So long, my sweet prince. 406 00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:24,243 Oh, God, what's happening? 407 00:20:24,243 --> 00:20:25,602 It burns. 408 00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:32,723 Make it stop, this is all your fault, Fred! 409 00:20:38,162 --> 00:20:40,322 Okay, well, I need to unpack. 410 00:20:44,483 --> 00:20:46,122 So you planned all of this, Velma? 411 00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:49,322 And yet you can't ever remember Father's Day? 412 00:20:49,322 --> 00:20:52,602 Yes. See, from the moment I saw Scrappy, I knew he was evil. 413 00:20:52,602 --> 00:20:55,443 I even told him, his lair, his outbursts, 414 00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,562 his mouth full of Occam's razors, 415 00:20:57,562 --> 00:21:01,203 and most damning of all, Scrappy made me uncomfortable. 416 00:21:01,203 --> 00:21:03,523 But to get away, I needed him to trust me. 417 00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:04,923 That's where I came in. 418 00:21:04,923 --> 00:21:08,642 - Daphne, how? - How? It was easy. 419 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:12,723 Velma fainted as a cover to tell me what was going on. 420 00:21:12,723 --> 00:21:15,203 Once Velma figured out her bachelor party plan, 421 00:21:15,203 --> 00:21:16,882 It became my job to doubt her. 422 00:21:16,882 --> 00:21:19,602 So she could prove to Scrappy she believed him. 423 00:21:19,602 --> 00:21:22,082 So now all that's left is for you to say, 424 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:24,842 "oh, snap" before the police throw your ass in jail. 425 00:21:28,562 --> 00:21:33,602 That's what you think, Velma. See, I have friends on the inside. 426 00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:37,842 So as much as you want to enjoy my downfall, that won't happen. 427 00:21:37,842 --> 00:21:41,642 Yeah, I'll go to jail now, but soon you'll see 428 00:21:41,642 --> 00:21:45,562 everything from your kidnapping to making Don confess, 429 00:21:45,562 --> 00:21:49,683 was just a big diversion to get what I need to escape 430 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:53,362 with Uncle Scoobi for good, never to be found again. 431 00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:57,043 Oh, snap. 432 00:21:57,043 --> 00:22:02,162 Or should I say, Oh, Snappy Dappy Doo! 433 00:22:06,203 --> 00:22:08,402 Hey, dudes, I'm here for the bachelor party. 434 00:22:09,322 --> 00:22:10,523 Cake! Nice. 435 00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:29,402 I see you found the place easily enough. 436 00:22:29,402 --> 00:22:31,602 And who said the bodies are too far gone? 437 00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:33,723 You tell Scrappy that with a little work, 438 00:22:33,723 --> 00:22:37,683 I'll have no problem transferring his brain into one of these girls.