1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,588 [wolf howling in distance] 2 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:10,176 [people chanting indistinctly] 3 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:12,679 [Velma] Do you want to hear a scary story? 4 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:16,725 [chanting continues] 5 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,310 I'm dead. 6 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,355 I was killed by a dog. 7 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,315 -[growling] -[screaming] 8 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,609 Thankfully, today is Halloween. 9 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,571 The one day a year a spirit can cross back over 10 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:30,530 into their body. 11 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,949 Or so I hope. 12 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,534 [gasps] 13 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,746 This spell's not working. My body is still dead as hell. 14 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,789 Though nice job on your Latin, everyone. 15 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,500 Not as easy to creepily chant in unison as you might think. 16 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,210 Ugh! I told you the spells in this book 17 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:45,587 wouldn't be strong enough, Mom. 18 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,297 They can't even revive the poached animals 19 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,007 in Fred's walk-in freezer. 20 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,718 I'm sorry, but anything stronger 21 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,429 would require my old dark magic spell book. 22 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,806 And I stopped messing with that years ago. 23 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:59,309 It's too dangerous. The book will corrupt 24 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,644 a user's soul in its thirst for power. 25 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,563 Even just discussing it is affecting the lighting. 26 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,441 But Velma has to come back today. 27 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,276 She's my date to the Sexy Halloween party 28 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,527 in the graveyard tonight. 29 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,196 Wait, that's why you want me to come back? 30 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,364 The stupid party? 31 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,157 Not just that, obviously. 32 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,742 Though half of the pictures in the yearbook 33 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,620 are from this party. We should go if possible. 34 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:21,081 Girls, stop. Thorn, Velma is all I have. 35 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,539 And if she ascends to the afterlife, 36 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,376 my mother will just turn her against me. 37 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,960 Where is your evil spell book? 38 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:29,089 The historical society. If they still even have it. 39 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,174 I donated it after its evil demanded 40 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,301 a blood sacrifice on All Hallows' Eve. 41 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:34,928 The same All Hallows' Eve 42 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,180 the Black Knight first appeared. 43 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,182 -Um, who's the Black Knight? -There's no time. 44 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,142 We have to go to the historical society. 45 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:42,602 Fred, stay here and make sure 46 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,396 your cleaning lady doesn't throw away my body. 47 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,398 Will not happen again. Promise. 48 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,735 Okay, once inside, we split up and find that book. 49 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,738 It's 5:00 a.m., meaning we only have 50 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,741 19 hours of Halloween left to bring me back. 51 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,535 Nothing can stop us. 52 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,663 [all screaming] 53 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,748 [theme music playing] 54 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:10,380 Oh, Norville, how could this happen? 55 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:13,842 Why would Dot wear a sexy kitten costume? 56 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,219 She was 91. 57 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,929 She can't pull it off. 58 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:21,766 Man, do I have an extra-creepy feeling about this one. 59 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,018 Like we're being watched. 60 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,894 Huh, I don't feel that at all. 61 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,273 [Diya] Velma, get out of there. 62 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:29,649 We're the only ones who know you're a ghost. 63 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,693 If anyone sees you, they're gonna freak out. 64 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,570 I know. I'm just trying to figure out 65 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:36,072 if Dot fell or... was murdered. 66 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,449 Murdered? Who would-- 67 00:02:37,531 --> 00:02:39,868 Wait, tell me you're not thinking-- 68 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,745 She is wearing a sexy costume. 69 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,414 She fell from a high place. It is Halloween. 70 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,541 Velma, you know only idiots believe 71 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,001 the legend of the Black Knight. 72 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,418 Excuse me, everyone. 73 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,213 It seems Dot was killed by the Black Knight. 74 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,673 What? 75 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:55,800 [exhales] 76 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,011 [woman whispers] Velma. 77 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,054 Daphne? 78 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,347 [whispers] No. 79 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,265 Who... Who said that? 80 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,935 [whispers] Up here. 81 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,605 Okay, will someone please tell me who the Black Knight is? 82 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,690 And is it racist? Because it sounds racist. 83 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,902 It's not, amazingly. It's just some stupid story 84 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,487 parents made up to try and stop 85 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,405 the Sexy Halloween party in the graveyard. 86 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,742 You only say that because you weren't there, Red. 87 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,118 I was. 88 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,954 In fact, it was the very first Sexy Halloween party. 89 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:30,377 Like today, the popular kids planned the whole thing. 90 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:34,339 And as such, only the sexiest got in. 91 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:36,508 Losers did not. 92 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:40,303 However, one particularly huge loser 93 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:44,015 in a black knight costume was undeterred. 94 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,851 He tried to sneak in through the woods, 95 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,688 but was caught, and when he ran, 96 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,856 the popular kids caught him 97 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,275 -and pushed him... -[screaming] 98 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,820 ...to his death. 99 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:00,323 And now, every couple of years on Halloween, 100 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:04,869 someone in a sexy costume dies in a falling accident. 101 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,496 Or were they pushed 102 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,873 by the ghost of the Black Knight? 103 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,876 Yeah, no, this sounds like good old puritanical propaganda 104 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,169 against sexual expression. 105 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,338 Thank you. Just admit you all hate 106 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,007 your kids wearing sexy costumes 107 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,509 and want us going to the lame unsexy party 108 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,302 you chaperone at school instead. 109 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,305 Daphne, a docent in a sexy costume is dead, 110 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,724 and she's not even hot. 111 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,475 You could wear a garbage bag tonight 112 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,019 and we'd still want you in the gym with the dorks. 113 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:34,024 And the unsexy party in the gym is fun... 114 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,400 adjacent. 115 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,277 -Tell her, Norville. -Yup, it's fun-adjacent. 116 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,196 What? I thought you were going to the sexy party with Lola. 117 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,656 What? 118 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,825 -[all gasping] -What happened to the lights? 119 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,703 -[Velma] Daphne. -[screams] 120 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,706 Chill, it's just me. I found the evil spell book. 121 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:50,832 [gasps] 122 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:56,129 [snoring] 123 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,757 -[exhales] -[creaking] 124 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,091 [screams] 125 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,509 What's happening? 126 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:04,971 Father, I told you, Velma's not trash. 127 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,973 I know Velma's not trash. 128 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,726 But seeing her, well, dead next to my chicken nuggets 129 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,228 makes me realize we need to talk about something 130 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,397 I've been putting off. And it's serious. 131 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,232 Oh, no. You're dying. 132 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,110 But you haven't taught me how to tie a neckerchief yet. 133 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,237 No, Fred. You're bad with money. 134 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,906 What? How can you say that? 135 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,158 I'm great with money. I spend the crap out of it. 136 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,495 Yes. And while it's admirable you're preserving Velma here, 137 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,247 we are losing thousands of dollars a day 138 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,042 in energy costs and ice cream. 139 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,920 Father, I get it. But I have a pretty good feeling 140 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,715 doctors are this close to bringing Velma back. 141 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,303 Wait, that's the spell book? Oh, no. 142 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,263 Father, I need $5,000 143 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,807 and for you to not be a pill about it. 144 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:49,891 Why? 145 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,976 What does "not be a pill" mean to you? 146 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,770 [sighs] Fine. 147 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,399 What do you mean the book spoke to you? 148 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,942 Like The Fault in Our Stars? 149 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,069 Nothing will speak to me like The Fault in Our Stars. 150 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,447 No, it literally spoke to me with words, 151 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,032 and it is definitely evil. 152 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,784 Wait, what? What did it say? 153 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,160 It was awful. 154 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:12,080 [spell book] Over here. 155 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,623 No. On the left. 156 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,291 Ugh, further left! 157 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,128 Oh, my God, are you blind? You moron. 158 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,838 This is crazy. 159 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:23,008 I know. But I'm also a ghost. We're in uncharted territory. 160 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,593 Everything I once believed is kinda out the window. 161 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,220 So is that why you suggested 162 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,806 Dot might have actually been killed by the Black Knight? 163 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,976 Obviously. And if the Sexy Halloween party was canceled, 164 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,978 maybe I'd have your full attention today. 165 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,479 Full attention? 166 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,981 -You do have my full attention. -[phone chimes] 167 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,733 Hold up. There's a problem with the party set-up. 168 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,151 -I have to run. -You're leaving? 169 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,653 Just for a second. Grab the evil talking book 170 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,405 and I will be right back. 171 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,991 Ugh. Fine, but there's no way we're doing sexy pottery later. 172 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,034 Well, it looks like it's just you and me, jerk. 173 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,829 [Black Knight] That won't help you now, Velma. 174 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,998 -What? [screams] -[roaring] 175 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,335 Norville, let me see. 176 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,128 Is it sexy or sexy as hell? 177 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,048 [Norville] Well, yeah, "sexy" is one way to describe it. 178 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,507 Another might be "cold"? 179 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,512 [screams, laughs] 180 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,182 Cold? But you look so hot. 181 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:16,186 We are going to be the sexiest Pinky and The Brain ever. 182 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,771 It's perfect. 183 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:21,024 And really smart, because I used to be a brain in a jar. 184 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:24,027 Sure, but maybe the truly smart play here 185 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,446 is checking out that unsexy party in the gym. 186 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,698 I mean, just because of Dot's murder and the legend and all. 187 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,784 Oh, my God. You sound just like my parents. 188 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:33,370 Now, come on, it's Sexy Halloween, baby. 189 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,413 Crypts out, nips out. 190 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,043 [Norville] Huh? 191 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,545 [electronic music playing] 192 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,844 Oh, my God. She's here. She's here. 193 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,180 Whoa, that's a nice reception, but I can only stay a minute. 194 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,723 -Now what's so urgent? -[woman laughs] 195 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,601 I think she was talking about me. 196 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,104 Saweetie! I can't believe it. 197 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,731 You actually came to perform at our party. 198 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,358 Or did your bus just break down? 199 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,485 That's usually how celebrities end up in Crystal Cove. 200 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,445 No, I came to perform. 201 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:11,074 When you DM'd me 1,000 times saying your girlfriend had died 202 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,243 saving the town from an evil talking dog 203 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,912 and the only thing that could cheer people up was me, 204 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,831 I was like, "This girl is crazy." 205 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,417 But then, I had my people look into it 206 00:08:20,457 --> 00:08:21,543 and, oh, my God. 207 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,545 That actually happened. 208 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,422 Girl, I am so sorry. 209 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,424 -Thank you. -Mmm-mmm. Let me finish. 210 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,634 I'm so sorry because I have to cancel. 211 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:32,679 -What? -Daphne, I'm very sexy, 212 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,556 and I just heard there's some knight 213 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,599 killing people in sexy costumes. 214 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,268 I tried putting on a turtleneck, 215 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,686 but I was still too sexy. 216 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,063 Turtlenecks are low-key hot. 217 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,481 [gasps] Shoot! Velma. 218 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:44,774 Look, I have to run, 219 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,484 but the Black Knight isn't real. 220 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,902 Please perform. 221 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,655 I would, but my backup dancers refused to come, 222 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,033 even though I promised to beef up my security. 223 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,785 Oh. Well, I dunno if this is crazy, 224 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,746 but I know all your dance moves. 225 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,206 -[grunts] -We all do. Not just Daphne. 226 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,792 All of us. She's not special. 227 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,961 Really? Let's go see. 228 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,672 If you're good enough to go on, I can still do the concert. 229 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:08,965 -Oh, my gosh. -[all cheering] 230 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,342 We're gonna perform with Saweetie! 231 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,634 [phone vibrating] 232 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,554 Daphne. Where the hell are you? 233 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:17,265 Velma, I can explain. But not well. 234 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,517 So I'm just gonna ask what you're even doing here. 235 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,269 Fred texted me to meet him in the graveyard 236 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,313 and while on the way, I saw Velma on the side of the road. 237 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,024 Running away from the Black Knight. He's real! 238 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,984 He attacked me at the historical society 239 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,527 and I couldn't get the evil spell book. 240 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,196 And let's all be grateful for that. 241 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,990 And the timing of my entrance. How perfect was that? 242 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,784 What are you talking about, Fred? 243 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,911 I arrived at the perfect moment in the conversation. 244 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,537 -Ah! Not that. -Right. 245 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,039 I know about that evil spell book 246 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,665 from my Spooky Stuff Hunting research. 247 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,250 It's nasty. 248 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,002 It would have tried to corrupt us to do its bidding. 249 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,171 Fortunately, I was able to buy another copy. 250 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,048 Won't that also try to corrupt us? 251 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:53,009 No. The actual evil book is the only one in existence. 252 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:57,389 I just purchased a $5,000 audiobook version. 253 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,807 [Richard Kind] Hello. 254 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,726 This is A Witch's Guide to Dark Magic, 255 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,312 and I am your narrator, Richard Kind. 256 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,565 Now you may be asking yourself, why is Drama Desk 257 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,652 and Independent Spirit Award winner, Richard Kind, 258 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,821 narrating this audiobook? 259 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,989 Well, it's because, as an actor, 260 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,867 it's not the size of the part that counts, 261 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,953 it's the size of the paycheck. 262 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,830 Fred, I could listen to this all day, 263 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,206 but you have to skip forward. 264 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,500 I only have until midnight to come back. 265 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,085 [Richard Kind] "Evil Spell One. 266 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,754 How to smite your sister's milking goat." 267 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:30,880 That's not it. 268 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,632 [Richard Kind] "Evil Spell 23. 269 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,427 How to summon an army of zombies." 270 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:38,221 -[all groaning] -[Richard Kind] "Evil Spell 57. 271 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,599 How to create a large language model AI." 272 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:42,726 [all groaning] 273 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,147 "Evil spell 74. 274 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:50,984 How to reunite a spirit with its corporeal form." 275 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,444 That's it. Norville, wake up. 276 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,446 [Richard Kind] The spirit must first summon 277 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,697 their ascension light. 278 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,992 Easy. Take me away, Angela Lansbury. 279 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:01,411 [Richard Kind] Now, the spell will use this light 280 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,664 to transport the spirit back to their body 281 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,374 instead of the sweet hereafter. 282 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,919 But first, a triangle must be drawn around it. 283 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:13,548 Why? I don't know. I didn't write this thing. 284 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,966 Now once that's done, 285 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,719 recite the following incantation. 286 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,972 "Spirit world, let 'insert name here' 287 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,432 cross back over." 288 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:27,103 [all] Spirit world, let Velma cross back over. 289 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,940 Spirit world, let Velma cross back over. 290 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,609 [Velma gasps] It's working. 291 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,445 [all] Spirit world, let Velma... 292 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,946 What? What happened? 293 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,865 [Richard Kind] Oh, boy. Ah. [laughs] 294 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,743 My thumb was covering part of it. It says, 295 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,954 "Before the spirit can cross back over into their body, 296 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,456 each person must first 297 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,542 successfully face their greatest fear." 298 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,127 [all] Face our greatest fears? 299 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,921 [Richard Kind] I'm sorry. You know what? 300 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,048 I should have said that first. That seems important. 301 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,842 Why do we have to face our fears to bring me back? 302 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,053 Can't I just sell my soul to Satan or something? 303 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,473 No, it makes sense. See, dark magic runs on fear. 304 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,975 I think that's actually why spirits can only cross over 305 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,477 on Halloween in the first place. 306 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,605 Because Halloween is the scariest day of the year. 307 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,815 After St. Patrick's Day, of course. 308 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,316 But how does it work? 309 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,068 [Richard Kind] So by now, you're wondering, 310 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,862 "How does this work?" Well, when you find your fear, 311 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,532 a triangle will appear on your wrist. 312 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,535 And once you've faced it, the triangle will disappear 313 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,787 and the light will carry the spirit 314 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,956 back into their body. Good luck! 315 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,499 Okay, what's everyone's greatest fear? 316 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,836 Mine is either global warming or Taylor Swift retiring. 317 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,504 Let's pray it's global warming. 318 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,132 Oh, God. Oh, God, no! 319 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,800 -Father, Father, pick up! -[dialing] 320 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,510 Guys, we cannot freak out. 321 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,512 We have to face our fears to bring you back. 322 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,515 But what if mine is you dying? Wouldn't that be ironical? 323 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,808 You mean "ironic." 324 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,310 Oh, no! I'm stupid! Kill me. Kill me! 325 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,980 Norville, stop. Your triangle didn't appear. 326 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,107 Being stupid is not your biggest fear. 327 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,275 Oh. Huh. 328 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,986 Well, I'll keep looking. Stay brave, y'all. 329 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,196 Okay, while we figure out what our fears are, 330 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,948 you need to warn the popular girls 331 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,117 about the Black Knight and stop the party. 332 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,952 Yes. You're right. Absolutely. 333 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,913 It's just, you're sure you saw him? 334 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,583 Yes, I saw him. Why would I lie about that? 335 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,335 He's a random ghost, not Tupac. 336 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,794 No, I just wanna be sure. 337 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,338 A lot of work went into the party. 338 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,340 And it would be a shame for everyone to miss it 339 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,841 -if not necessary. -[warbling] 340 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,343 [gasps] Daphne, your triangle. 341 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,428 It appeared when you mentioned missing the party. 342 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,306 [gasps] Hold up. Is your biggest fear... 343 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:27,766 [both] FOMO! 344 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,434 I guess that makes sense. 345 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,852 I've been through a lot in my life. 346 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,395 Abandoned by my parents, 347 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,190 almost killed on multiple occasions, dated Fred. 348 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,692 FOMO just must be my biggest remaining fear. 349 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,985 -[warbling] -Wait. 350 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,154 -Now your triangle's appeared. -What? 351 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:44,532 Wait, the party's not also a jazz festival, is it? 352 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,034 -[gasps] -[both screaming] 353 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,203 [Black Knight] You're coming with me, hot stuff. 354 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,121 [screaming] 355 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,375 [scoffs] What do you mean my costume's not sexy enough? 356 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,586 Sexy Isaac Newton is practically redundant. 357 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,837 [winces] Ow! 358 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,255 Father, please don't be dead. 359 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,591 Who will pay my cell phone bill? 360 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,134 -Fred? -[gasps] 361 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,970 Oh, Father, I thought you died. What are you doing here? 362 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,931 And why are you wearing a suit and sunglasses 363 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,099 like you're at the ESPYS? 364 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,517 Because I just got a job 365 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,436 as one of Saweetie's extra security guards. 366 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,938 It was BYO gun. 367 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,314 What are you talking about? 368 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,067 Fred, given all the mishaps of our family, 369 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,860 your mother being a serial killer, 370 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,362 a dog attacking my wedding, 371 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,990 the Jones Gentlemen's Accessories stock crashed. 372 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,284 -We're poor. -What? No! 373 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,079 Yes, but I might be able to also get you a job 374 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,331 on Saweetie's security team. 375 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,332 A job? 376 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,750 -[warbling] -[Fred gasps] 377 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,129 No! Kill me! Kill me! 378 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,466 [party music playing] 379 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,135 -Hey. -Hey. 380 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,889 [Norville] Hmm, no triangle. 381 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,683 Okay, well, if my greatest fear 382 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,351 isn't awkward silences, what is? 383 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,521 You're here. And you look so sexy. 384 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,773 I know I pushed you out of your comfort zone, 385 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,316 but so worth it. 386 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,318 Uh, pretty sure my midriff is frozen 387 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,821 but I'm genuinely glad you like it. [gasps] 388 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,031 [warbling] 389 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,616 Wait. Could that be my biggest fear? 390 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,995 Your midriff freezing? Me too. 391 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,372 No, Lola, look. I have to tell you something 392 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,166 that I think I've been afraid to say 393 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,959 because I was worried you were trying to change me. 394 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:21,004 But now I realize I have to say it, 395 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,422 because you are changing me... 396 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,508 for the better, I think. I love you. 397 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:29,512 What? Oh, Norville, I love you too. 398 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,014 Mmm. Mmm. 399 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,061 Huh? But I thought my fear was saying "I love you." 400 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,021 Which I faced. Why didn't it go away? 401 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,689 Hmm? Sorry, 402 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,940 I'm too shocked to focus. 403 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,525 The way you acted in the costume shop 404 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,569 made me think you were gonna break up with me. 405 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,528 Break up with you? 406 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,238 But that would hurt you 407 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,656 and I'm far too thoughtful to ever purposefully hurt anyone. 408 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,616 [warbling] 409 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,494 -Oh, no. -[chuckling] 410 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,954 No! Let me go! 411 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,707 Velma, help! [screaming] 412 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,584 No! Please don't kill her. 413 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,878 Take literally anyone else at the party. 414 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,338 Hell, I'll shortlist it for you. 415 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,465 [Black Knight] I don't wanna kill her, Velma. 416 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:08,718 I only grabbed her to get your attention. 417 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,720 Very delicately, I might add. 418 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,932 I respect sexiness. 419 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,475 What? What are you talking about? 420 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,144 Your whole deal is pushing sexiness to its death. 421 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,480 No. That's what I was trying to tell you earlier, 422 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:21,690 but you ran away. 423 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,400 I'm being framed. 424 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,069 Framed? So you weren't pushed to your death 425 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,071 by popular kids in sexy costumes? 426 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,199 [Black Knight] No. I was. Which, yes, looks bad. 427 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:34,119 But since that night, I think one of my killers 428 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,662 has continued to murder people 429 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:38,164 and use the legend of the Black Knight as a cover. 430 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,960 Does this look like the face of a murderer? 431 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,963 Oh, my God. Daphne, he's just a dork. 432 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,132 Maybe even a twerp. 433 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,633 [Black Knight] Uh, I don't know about that. 434 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,636 Uh, my mom's friend, Liz, called me a cutie pie. 435 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,014 And my brother used to give me all his skin mags 436 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,099 so... [chuckles] I know what's up. 437 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,434 Okay, but you also died 438 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,602 back when people still said "skin mags." 439 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,147 How am I the first person you're telling this to? 440 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,815 Because if ghosts talk to living people, 441 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:07,444 they might die from fear. Also, you solve mysteries. 442 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,238 And you want to know who killed you and everyone else 443 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,781 before you pass on, so you can rest in peace. 444 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:17,037 Yes. But also, if I just let my killers get away with it, 445 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,538 I'll look like a total goober 446 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,957 in front of the angels when I do pass on. 447 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,166 You're not wrong about that. 448 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,542 Velma, you can't be considering this. 449 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,087 It's nine o'clock. You only have three hours 450 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,964 to face your fear and come back. 451 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,758 Two if we want to hit the party. 452 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,761 That's just it, Daphne. He made my triangle appear. 453 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,221 I think solving his murder will lead me 454 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,015 to whatever fear I have to face. 455 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,892 I know can do this before midnight. 456 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,770 Okay, what do you know about the people who killed you? 457 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,356 Uh... nothing. 458 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,858 Aw, crap. 459 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,319 Now, since you know nothing about who killed you, 460 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,820 let's start at the beginning. 461 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,365 According to the legend, you didn't get into the party 462 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,116 because you were, quote, a loser. 463 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,035 And I told you that wasn't true. 464 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,495 You're wearing a knight costume. 465 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,955 -Knights are sexy. -I actually agree. 466 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,707 You do? 'Sup. 467 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,084 Knights are sexy. 468 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,877 Knight costumes are dorky and tryhard. 469 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,961 I don't make the rules. 470 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:07,921 And what's the rule 471 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,339 on dismissive glibness? 472 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,466 Always rude or always extremely rude? 473 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,177 -Sorry, I'm watching something. -Yeah, now is when people 474 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,887 usually start making out at this thing. 475 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,555 -No. Gross. -Ugh! 476 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,516 Gigi just took the big party group photo for the yearbook. 477 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,227 I thought if I missed that, I would have faced my FOMO. 478 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,479 But no, my hell continues. 479 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,606 Wait, a group photo for the yearbook. 480 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,192 [gasps] Do the popular girls take one every year? 481 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,735 Yes, but I can't photoshop myself 482 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,862 from last year's picture into this year's. They'll know. 483 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,240 No. If there's a group photo from the year 484 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,324 this guy was killed, 485 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,784 maybe his killers are in it. 486 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,662 We have to get to the yearbook office. 487 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,956 Hey, so we need to talk. 488 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:46,167 If you need time to think about your "Lola Forever" tattoo, 489 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,377 there's no rush. 490 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,672 No. Okay, this isn't easy for me. 491 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,716 I've just realized my biggest fear in the world 492 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,384 is hurting someone I care about. 493 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,095 Still, I think we should break up. 494 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:59,097 What? Oh. 495 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,225 Well, that really sucks as you just said you love me. 496 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,935 But if that's how you feel, 497 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,395 I don't wanna be with someone who doesn't wanna be with me. 498 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,397 Wait, so you're not hurt? 499 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,441 Uh, I really thought you'd be hurt. 500 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,610 Hurt? No. I may love you but I love myself more, 501 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,195 and I refuse to give you that power. 502 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,239 Oh, uh, well, in that case, 503 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,657 I guess we don't have to break up. 504 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,242 You wanna go dance or something? 505 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,619 What? So you wanted to hurt me? 506 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,329 No. Not at all. 507 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,581 But are you hurt now? 508 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,667 No! I'm just pissed, you sociopath! 509 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,835 Are you hurt? 510 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,337 Why would I be-- Ah! 511 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,255 [groans] 512 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,215 [Velma] These old yearbooks are insane. 513 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,426 Were white guys required to wear afro wigs 514 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,719 to costume parties? 515 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,346 [gasps] Wait, this might be the one. 516 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,973 That's you, right? Geoff "PT" Wickles? 517 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,391 Why was your nickname "PT"? 518 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,060 You also a Probability Theory fan? 519 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,271 What? No. I think it was for "Party Time." 520 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,732 Yeah. Geoff "Party Time" Wickles feels right. 521 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,275 It was, uh, it was crazy. 522 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,943 If your nickname was Party Time, 523 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,613 why'd you have to sneak into the Sexy Halloween party? 524 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,366 Right? The mystery deepens with every step. 525 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,077 Anyway, this yearbook isn't the right year. 526 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,662 Okay, but you need someone to give you a nickname. 527 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,290 Like, without my eye doctor, I'm not "The Freak." 528 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,125 Didn't anyone look into your death? 529 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,045 At first. But my body was never found. 530 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,338 And life goes on. 531 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,132 So, as the legend of the Black Knight grew, 532 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,760 Geoff "Party Time Keg Slayer 533 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,429 King of the Ladies" Wickles was just... 534 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,807 Totally forgotten. 535 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,225 [sighs] 536 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,477 Hey, where's Daphne? 537 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,438 "Gigi, can you edit me into group pic?" 538 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,775 [water running] 539 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,611 [phone chimes] 540 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:38,571 Yes! 541 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,244 -Daphne. -[gasps] Velma. 542 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,620 What are you doing in here? 543 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,455 I was trying to do that cool ghost thing 544 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,332 where I appear behind you in a mirror. 545 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,459 But you were too focused on the party to notice. 546 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,837 Velma, I can explain. But again, not well. 547 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,588 This is unbelievable. Do you wanna know 548 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,258 the real reason Geoff made my triangle appear? 549 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,635 I realized it's because my biggest fear 550 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,679 is being forgotten, just like he was. 551 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,140 What? How can anyone forget you? 552 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,766 You saved this town twice. 553 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,935 And every stall in this bathroom 554 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,103 has one of your limericks. 555 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,771 And yet, a week after I died, 556 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,315 everyone in town is just going about Halloween 557 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,817 as if I never existed. 558 00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,360 My parents, Norville. 559 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,821 I mean, my own girlfriend won't even miss a party 560 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:22,115 to bring me back. So you know what? Forget it. 561 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:25,493 Why even bother coming back? Beam me up, Angela. 562 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,163 No. Stop! 563 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:31,416 The reason I'm so focused on the party is because of you. 564 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,419 Me? I don't even like Sexy Halloween, Daphne. 565 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,712 We already have candy. 566 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,714 Adding boobs and abs is overkill. 567 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,049 I know. 568 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,468 But I knew everyone would be there when you came back. 569 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:44,179 And I thought we'd say you made a miraculous recovery 570 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,557 and then turn it into a huge welcome back party for you. 571 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,267 I even got Saweetie to perform. 572 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,186 What? I love Saweetie. 573 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,562 Why wouldn't you just tell me that? 574 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,397 I almost ascended-- 575 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,274 Oh, God, no! Angela, turn it off. 576 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:59,235 -Velma, grab my hand! -No, stay away! 577 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,154 -[Velma] Ah! [grunts] -[screams] 578 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,405 Oh, no! 579 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,908 Velma, I'm not ready to go. 580 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,911 I never made any of the recipes in my saved folder. 581 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,288 How? You send me three a day and say, 582 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,498 "I'm totally gonna make this." 583 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:12,832 I know. But I don't. 584 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:16,378 And now, I'll never eat a pesto feta egg. 585 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,046 [Black Knight] Oh, yes, you will. 586 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,798 -[Velma gasps] -Hold on! 587 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:21,383 [Daphne gasps] 588 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,635 [both grunting] 589 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,805 [gasping] 590 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:29,182 Geoff, thank God you had Daphne's camera. 591 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:32,936 But why is this zoomed in on a picture of Kimmy's cleavage? 592 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,270 Oh, I don't know. 593 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:37,065 Probably just friggin' happened while rescuing you. 594 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,275 Velma, your triangle is gone. 595 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,319 [gasps] I must have faced my fear 596 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,071 of being forgotten by almost ascending. 597 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,573 Even better, you were right about the group photo 598 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:48,451 in the yearbook. I found my killers, guys. 599 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,787 [gasps] Daphne, it's our parents. 600 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,457 What the hell is going on in here? 601 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,126 Oh, God! The Black Knight! 602 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,878 -[roaring] -[all screaming] 603 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,631 All right, Fred. Let's see if you have what it takes 604 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,717 to protect me. We'll start easy. 605 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,802 These days, artists have to deal with idiots 606 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,637 -throwing stuff at their heads. -On it. 607 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:11,683 -♪ Yeah, we can do it ♪ -♪ Do it now ♪ 608 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,769 ♪ Yeah, we can get it ♪ 609 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:15,895 Ow! 610 00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,355 Do better, guys. 611 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,232 [sighs] 612 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:20,734 ♪ Do it now ♪ 613 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:23,570 Okay, let's see if you can handle crowd control. 614 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,780 Saweetie, let me get a picture. 615 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,949 No way, guy. Let me take it. 616 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,243 And I'll even put Saweetie's number in there 617 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,327 so you can send it to her. 618 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:34,414 Okay, personal umbrella holder. 619 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:37,375 There's literally no way to mess this job up. 620 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,336 Thank you. 621 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,421 ♪ Ha! ♪ 622 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,340 And can we get one for Saweetie? 623 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:46,343 Oh, my gosh. Get away from me. 624 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,803 [sighs] Great. Now what? 625 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,724 -[roaring] -[people screaming] 626 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,809 Geoff, stop. There must be some mistake. 627 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:56,603 There's no way our parents killed you. 628 00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,396 Run! Or he's gonna kill us 629 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,273 just as brutally as we killed him. 630 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:01,358 [both] What? 631 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:02,817 -[roaring] -[screaming] 632 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:03,943 No! Please! 633 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:06,154 Spare me and I'll help you kill the others. 634 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,698 Wait, what are you doing? 635 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,117 I'm gonna throw you against the wall so hard, you die. 636 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,411 Ghosts do that a lot in movies. [grunts] 637 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,497 Ghost strength! 638 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,957 Guys, stop hiding. I think we're gonna be okay. 639 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,710 No, you're not. You're gonna pay. 640 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,003 [grunts] 641 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:23,505 [sighs] 642 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,674 Great. I've waited over 30 years 643 00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:28,551 to get my badass revenge, and all the hot angels 644 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,512 will still just think I'm a goober. 645 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:31,888 You were serious about that? 646 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,016 What is going on? And is Velma also a ghost? 647 00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,852 Because that will affect what I say about her at her funeral. 648 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:40,605 Yes, I'm a ghost. But the real question is, 649 00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,232 why did you guys do a straight-up 650 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,734 I Know What You Did 35 Halloweens Ago 651 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:47,445 -to Geoff Wickles? -Your name is Geoff Wickles? 652 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,239 Sorry, we only ever knew you as PT. 653 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,409 And we didn't murder you. It was an accident. 654 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,952 An accident? 655 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:55,870 Yes. We caught you watching us make out in the woods 656 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:57,789 like a perv, and chased you off. 657 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,083 -[all gasping] -Oh. [chuckles] Ah! 658 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,085 [Diya] But as we got close to the cliff's edge, 659 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:04,546 -we tripped. -[all grunting] 660 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:05,880 [screaming] 661 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,383 And accidentally pushed you off. 662 00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:11,261 Wait, you were watching them in the woods like a perv? 663 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,013 What? No. 664 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,849 I mean, I saw stuff, but not on purpose. 665 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,685 I was sneaking in, like the legend says. 666 00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:21,438 Geoff, come on. Everyone called you "PT" 667 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:22,814 because you're a Peeping Tom. 668 00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,649 Okay, fine. But in the '80s, 669 00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:26,860 that was considered funny, not pervy. 670 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,154 And it's certainly not a reason to murder me. 671 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,948 We didn't murder you. It was an accident. 672 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:35,910 That's why we all host this lame unsexy Halloween party. 673 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,954 You think we wanna be here? No. 674 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,915 But it's all we can do to keep people in sexy costumes 675 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,625 from paying for our mistake. 676 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,628 But it wasn't a mistake. At the cliff's edge, 677 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,922 I heard one of you whisper, "Push him." 678 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:50,675 Wait, hold on. You heard a whisper? 679 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,969 [spell book] Velma. 680 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:57,223 Its evil demanded a blood sacrifice on All Hallows' Eve. 681 00:25:57,265 --> 00:26:00,185 Velma, are you gonna finish your point or what? 682 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,895 Yes. Geoff was murdered. 683 00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:04,606 And not only did his killer kill all those other people 684 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:06,024 in sexy costumes, 685 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,442 I think they're gonna strike again tonight. 686 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:08,568 [all gasping] 687 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,821 Saweetie, please. I need a job. 688 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,907 I brought my friend, Norville, to vouch for me. 689 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:16,993 Saweetie, don't hire Fred. He's useless. 690 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,329 Dude, I told you, she already knows that. 691 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,414 I know. I was trying to hurt your feelings 692 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,499 to make my triangle disappear. 693 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:23,541 [gasps] 694 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,210 [both screaming] 695 00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:29,547 Hello, Crystal Cove. Who's ready to get crazy? 696 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:30,840 [crowd cheering] 697 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,426 And also, remember Velma, your dead friend. 698 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,178 [all] Aw. 699 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:36,638 Anyway, hit it. 700 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:39,516 [crowd cheering] 701 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,393 Okay, spread out. We're looking for someone 702 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:44,062 in a black knight costume. Daphne, you're with me. 703 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,939 I can't. I have to miss this concert 704 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,273 or you won't come back. 705 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,567 Oh, shoot. Is that Daphne way back there? 706 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,653 Daphne, get your ass up here. 707 00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:53,196 -Coming. -Daphne. 708 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,615 Sorry. I'll be in the car. 709 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,409 -[warbling] -[gasps] It worked! 710 00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:58,702 [creaking] 711 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,537 What the hell? This cheap-ass stage. 712 00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:01,538 The lighting rig. 713 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:02,997 We're too late. Look! 714 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:06,126 [creaking] 715 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:08,545 Oh, no. Saweetie! 716 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:09,713 -[cracking] -[screams] 717 00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:12,882 [gasps] 718 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,884 -[electricity crackling] -[screaming] 719 00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:15,885 [grunts] 720 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:17,971 -Fred? -[warbling] 721 00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:21,391 That's right. I did a job. It was awful, but I did it. 722 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:24,394 Stop congratulating yourself. We have to go. 723 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:27,105 Ah! [grunts] 724 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:31,735 [crashing] 725 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,237 Guys, the killer is still getting away. 726 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,697 Oh, no, he's not. 727 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,323 -[panting] -Come here, you! 728 00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:42,912 -Oh, no! I tripped again! -[all screaming] 729 00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,664 No! 730 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:49,544 [groaning] 731 00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:51,421 [gasps] Geoff, you saved them! 732 00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:54,924 Yeah, but does it look cool for the angels? 733 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:58,887 -[indistinct chatter] -[sirens wailing] 734 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:01,139 Okay, so, hold on, let me get this straight. 735 00:28:01,222 --> 00:28:03,016 -You're both ghosts? -Yes. 736 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:06,061 And let me say, you seem to be handling it very well. 737 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,979 Yeah, well, if Fred can save me, 738 00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:09,731 I guess anything is possible. 739 00:28:09,773 --> 00:28:12,275 But if Geoff didn't try to kill me, who did? 740 00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:13,985 Oh, that's easy. It's... 741 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:16,279 [all gasping] Evelyn? 742 00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:18,615 Yes. I figured it out when Geoff said 743 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,617 he heard someone whisper, "Push him." 744 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:23,828 Thorn had mentioned the book demanded a blood sacrifice, 745 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:26,289 so I realized the book must've corrupted Evelyn 746 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:28,917 after Thorn donated it to the historical society. 747 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,752 Okay. But why kill Geoff, 748 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,921 and then pretend to be his ghost to kill others? 749 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:36,591 Because dark magic needs fear to work. 750 00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:40,136 And Halloween was its most powerful day. 751 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:43,139 But when Sexy Halloween became popular, 752 00:28:43,181 --> 00:28:46,309 sexy costumes replaced the scary ones 753 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:48,770 and the book became powerless. 754 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,355 [spell book] Help me. 755 00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:54,150 [Evelyn] So I decided to create a scary legend 756 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:58,488 that would discourage teens from wearing sexy costumes. 757 00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,906 [spell book] Push him. 758 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:01,616 -[Evelyn] But it didn't work. -[screams] 759 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:06,371 Even I after continued to kill people in sexy costumes, 760 00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:10,917 people would not stop slutting it up on Halloween. 761 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,877 Which is why you came here tonight, 762 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,213 to try and generate your biggest scare yet 763 00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:17,716 by killing Saweetie in front of everyone. 764 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,217 Case closed. 765 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,136 And that's why we had to face our biggest fears. 766 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,930 To generate the power the spell needed to bring Velma back. 767 00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:25,682 But it didn't work. 768 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:26,808 I'm still here. 769 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,476 Unless... Norville, what the hell? 770 00:29:28,518 --> 00:29:29,894 Yeah, sorry, it's me. 771 00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:31,730 I still need to hurt someone I care about. 772 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,356 But don't worry, I got this. 773 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:37,277 [sighs] Evelyn, I will not be writing you in prison. 774 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,195 You monster. 775 00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:42,449 -[warbling] -[all gasping] 776 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,825 It worked. I'm coming back! 777 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,870 -[spell book] Now. -Oh! 778 00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,580 -[grunts] -Oh, my God. 779 00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:51,124 What's happening? [screams] 780 00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:57,213 That's bad, right? It seems bad. 781 00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:58,340 Yes, that's bad. 782 00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:00,759 Not only am I not going back in my body, 783 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,344 Geoff is going back in his. 784 00:30:02,385 --> 00:30:04,679 Well, that's nice for Geoff at least, right? 785 00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:07,349 Well, Geoff's body has been underwater for 35 years. 786 00:30:07,390 --> 00:30:11,519 [distant roaring] 787 00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:14,481 [panting] 788 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:19,402 [growling] 789 00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:24,491 [roaring] 790 00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:27,077 [all screaming] 791 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,413 Geoff, no! 792 00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:32,248 [all screaming] 793 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:36,378 Lots of people leaving. Think there's room for us now? 794 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:37,587 [whistling] 795 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,422 [roaring] 796 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:40,715 Geoff, I know this is bad, 797 00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:42,509 but you have to stop scaring everyone. 798 00:30:42,592 --> 00:30:45,720 [growling] 799 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:47,180 [all] Ew! 800 00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:51,101 [growling] 801 00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:52,602 [Evelyn] It's too late, Velma! 802 00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:54,562 [rumbling] 803 00:30:54,604 --> 00:30:56,106 [warbling] 804 00:30:56,189 --> 00:31:00,443 I have the power I need to raise an army of zombies. 805 00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:03,613 And then I'll have the power I need 806 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:06,449 to rule the world! 807 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:07,826 -[cackling] -No! 808 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,160 [gasps] 809 00:31:09,661 --> 00:31:11,955 [growling] 810 00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:12,956 [woman screaming] 811 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,040 [zombie growls] 812 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:17,168 [people screaming] 813 00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:18,795 Velma, what do we do? 814 00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:20,296 Hey, what gives, Daph? 815 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:23,383 How are these zombie costumes sexier than ours? 816 00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:24,426 Let us in. 817 00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:26,803 Wait. Sexy Halloween. That's it. 818 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:28,722 We can combat the fear with sexiness. 819 00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:31,057 But, Velma, our sexiest people, the hot girls, 820 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:32,600 -are all banged up. -[girls groaning] 821 00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:36,604 Uh, that's a very narrow view of sexiness, Daphne. 822 00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:38,314 There's no one way to be sexy, 823 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:40,817 because everyone finds different things sexy. 824 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,320 Sure, we all love us some glistening, sweat-covered abs 825 00:31:44,362 --> 00:31:47,365 plunging seductively into a loose pair of jeans, 826 00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:49,534 but hidden talents can also be sexy. 827 00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:52,203 -[laughs] -[gasps] Mmm. 828 00:31:52,287 --> 00:31:54,164 -Or being a good listener. -What? 829 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:55,832 -Kidding. I learned my lesson. -[phone chimes] 830 00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:57,083 Oh, hold on. 831 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,877 Or guys who are good with babies. 832 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,920 Which, yes, is rooted in sexism. 833 00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:03,089 But you still can't deny the sexy-ism. 834 00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:04,132 Where's she been? 835 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:05,050 -Trunk. -[retching] 836 00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:06,593 Thank you, Saweetie. 837 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:09,012 That's always been my problem with Sexy Halloween too. 838 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:11,723 I actually think, of all the sexy things you do, 839 00:32:11,806 --> 00:32:14,351 the sexiest are your hustle and business acumen. 840 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:17,520 Wow, that's so nice. Thank you. Now come on, everybody. 841 00:32:17,562 --> 00:32:19,856 Whatever's sexiest about you, do it. 842 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,483 Though, Velma, while I appreciate 843 00:32:21,566 --> 00:32:24,152 you liking my hustle, I'm gonna dance. Hit it! 844 00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:28,698 ["BO$$ CHICK" playing] 845 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,367 Oh, snap. [gasps] 846 00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:32,202 ♪ Presidential Rolly on me like I'm votin' ♪ 847 00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:34,371 ♪ Smellin' like a rich... I'm too potent ♪ 848 00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:36,206 ♪ I don't do the nosebleeds ♪ 849 00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,458 -[Norville] Elf ears? -[moaning] 850 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,752 ♪ The Baccarat too trendy so I'm off it ♪ 851 00:32:40,835 --> 00:32:43,713 ♪ I hit the club and get some ones and then I toss it ♪ 852 00:32:43,755 --> 00:32:44,714 ♪ See, every problem ♪ 853 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,383 Whoa, momma. 854 00:32:46,424 --> 00:32:49,427 Velma. Your plan's working! I have never found you sexier. 855 00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:51,680 -[moaning] -[Evelyn screams] 856 00:32:51,721 --> 00:32:54,474 No! Stop that! [grunts] 857 00:32:54,516 --> 00:32:58,311 Especially you, sexy young Santa Claus. 858 00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:00,063 -[Evelyn purring] -[chuckling] 859 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,523 Father, what's going on? 860 00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:03,441 Our sexiness has only ever come from wealth. 861 00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:06,986 Yes! Jones Gentlemen's Accessories is back. 862 00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:09,280 Because you saved her, Saweetie wants to do 863 00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:12,951 -a Saweetie for JGA line. -All nails, baby. 864 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,202 -[zombie growls] -[gasps] 865 00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:16,079 ♪ You don't hate me, sis ♪ 866 00:33:16,121 --> 00:33:18,832 Hey, stop watching us make out, you pervo. 867 00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:21,793 [growling] 868 00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:23,420 Oh, God. Our parents were right. 869 00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:25,338 You are a Peeping Tom, Geoff. 870 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,256 [growling] 871 00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:30,176 Velma, the sexiness is wearing off. 872 00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:31,469 We all have to start making out again. 873 00:33:31,553 --> 00:33:33,680 We can't with Geoff watching us. 874 00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:39,436 [growling] 875 00:33:39,477 --> 00:33:40,854 [all groaning] 876 00:33:40,895 --> 00:33:42,897 [Evelyn] Oh, stop groaning. 877 00:33:42,939 --> 00:33:45,233 You'll be kissing soon enough. 878 00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:47,902 Kissing your sweet asses goodbye. 879 00:33:47,944 --> 00:33:49,279 [cackling] 880 00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:52,032 [zapping] 881 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:53,825 -[gasping] -[screaming] 882 00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:54,951 [cackling] 883 00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:56,911 [people screaming] 884 00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:59,998 [screaming continues] 885 00:34:03,501 --> 00:34:05,128 Velma, what are we gonna do? 886 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:06,588 [sighs] 887 00:34:06,629 --> 00:34:08,465 You're gonna promise you'll always remember me. 888 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,009 What? How are you still hung up on that? 889 00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:12,677 Selfishness is the opposite of sexy. 890 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:15,513 I know. So, brace yourself, because I'm about to make this 891 00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:17,724 the sexiest damn Halloween ever. 892 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:18,641 [Daphne gasps] 893 00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:25,940 Angela Lansbury, now! 894 00:34:25,982 --> 00:34:28,275 -[Velma yelling] -[gasps, screams] 895 00:34:28,318 --> 00:34:31,071 -What's happening? No! -[gasps] Velma! 896 00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:32,489 -[growling] -Oh, no! 897 00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:34,532 What have you done, you fool? 898 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:36,951 I just saved Crystal Cove again, lady. 899 00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:39,036 And it cost you your soul, dummy. 900 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,998 My light is going straight to hell. 901 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:42,998 [gasps] 902 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,627 -[both screaming] -[groans] 903 00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:48,713 Damn it. I better get a statue in the middle of town. 904 00:34:48,797 --> 00:34:49,964 [screaming] 905 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:54,386 [hellish screams echoing] 906 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:56,388 [thudding] 907 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,431 -[all gasping] -Velma! 908 00:34:58,515 --> 00:34:59,849 [panting] 909 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:04,354 Where is she? 910 00:35:06,022 --> 00:35:07,315 She's gone. 911 00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:23,665 And while I know Velma is in a better place, 912 00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:27,210 I also know part of her will always be in our hearts. 913 00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:33,383 Reminding us to think deeper, act smarter, 914 00:35:33,466 --> 00:35:36,177 and never sneeze when your mom is cutting your hair. 915 00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:40,557 [sighs] 916 00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:42,892 [Velma, muffled] Daphne? 917 00:35:42,934 --> 00:35:44,269 Sorry. 918 00:35:44,352 --> 00:35:46,563 I feel like I can hear her now. 919 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:47,689 [Velma] Daphne! 920 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:50,692 [gasps] Wait. I can hear her. Velma! 921 00:35:52,235 --> 00:35:53,319 [screaming] 922 00:35:53,403 --> 00:35:55,572 [all gasping] 923 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:59,242 Oh, my God, I'm alive. But how? 924 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:01,536 [theme music playing] 925 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:12,172 Oh, God. I'm so happy. 926 00:36:12,255 --> 00:36:14,507 -[growling] -Wait. You're still here? 927 00:36:14,591 --> 00:36:15,592 [thuds] 928 00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:17,427 [Richard Kind] Congratulations, Fred. 929 00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:20,555 You've now taken the first step towards raising hell. 930 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:23,308 You'll make a wonderful disciple of evil. 931 00:36:23,391 --> 00:36:25,602 Thank you, Richard Kind. 932 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:28,938 [Richard Kind] Again, this is not actually Richard Kind. 933 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:31,941 This is the evil spell book speaking to you 934 00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:34,069 with Richard Kind's voice. 935 00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:37,030 I understand, Richard Kind. 936 00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:38,948 [Richard Kind] Oh, boy. 937 00:36:38,990 --> 00:36:41,201 [theme music playing]