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- [laughs]
- whoo!
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- Child, when we
started this journey,
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I was cream rising to the top
of the internet.
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- You finna be
a mother-freaking superstar.
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- Well, I can see us at the
godd--- apollo, maddie.
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- And hollywood started
to take notice.
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- I'd really feel confident
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That we can get you
on a mainstream platform.
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- When you google you,
all of the raunch is coming up.
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- But cleaning up my act
ain't always easy,
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Especially if I wanna
stay true to myself.
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Everybody want me to be this
cookie-cutter whoop-de-whoop.
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That's not me.
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And before I could
seize my future,
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I had to resolve my past.
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There was only one thing to do.
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I'm getting ready
to kidnap you all
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And take y'all to florida.
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- Ah!
[imitates guns popping]
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- Not only
is this the perfect time
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To work on my new show...
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I wanna combine all of my shows
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To make one show.
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"ts madison:
Loud, live, and in color."
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I can tackle some things
in my past
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That I don't even talk about.
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- How could you just change
just like that?
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- I didn't change
"just like that."
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- You actually want me
to treat you like a woman, tim.
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Whew, my god.
[dramatic percussion]
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[upbeat electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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I don't know
what caused this possession.
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- You think I'm possessed?
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- It's a possession.
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All right, it has to be
a possession.
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It has to be something here,
man.
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Now, don't get
bent out of shape
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'cause I know--
I can see it in your eyes.
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You're getting all--
- I won't fight you.
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- Okay, yeah.
- I won't do that.
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Younger, I would.
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Younger, I would have.
- Yeah, I know, you--
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- Yeah, I would have,
but I wanna understand you.
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What if I die at 45,
50 years old,
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And ain't never had
no deep conversation with you?
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And from this day forward,
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I would definitely
say "pops" to you.
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But I can't do that if you
don't give me enough respect.
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That tim bulls--- and son
and all that s---,
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That is compl--that is
extremely disrespectful.
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- Oh, my god.
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You wanna be accepted?
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- By my father.
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- And you say when I don't
give you that treatment,
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I'm disrespecting you.
- Yes.
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- I don't know.
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See, I don't know.
It's...
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I would like to try to, um...
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[melancholy music]
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Treat you in that fashion.
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- Well, I want you
to at least try.
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♪ ♪
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- Okay, madison.
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- Oh, my god, you called--see?
[both laugh]
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- Oh, I didn't say--
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It's so hard.
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- I don't know you that wel,
but are you my daddy?
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I love you.
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- See, I can be around you
more, madison,
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And then I can know
how to train myself.
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- Read some books,
watch some videos...
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- Go ahead.
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- So that you can understand,
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Like, what--who your child is.
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We did break some ice
in the whole situation,
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And I kinda was blown away
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That he leaned over
and said, "madison."
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Like, that was
a big moment for me.
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That was, like,
one of those things
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That make me say to myself,
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"maybe there is an opportunity
for me
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"to actually really sit down
and get to know him
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Like a daughter
would know a dad."
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My titties works your nerves,
don't it?
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Baby, I bounce these things
all over the place.
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[vocalizes]
all...
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- They are fascinating, though.
- Well, at least I got that.
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- You are very much
indeed a threat.
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- To what?
- To any woman's husband.
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[both laugh]
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- The hell is going on here?
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All right, pops,
well, let's get out of here.
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It's starting to rain,
and you know I'm sugar,
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And I'll melt all over
this place.
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- [laughs] okay.
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- Oh, don't start on me now.
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- Oh, lord.
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Girl, holly ain't
got here yet?
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- Girl.
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- Child, you is ready to go.
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Sitting out here waiting, girl.
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[car horn honks]
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Look who's pulling up here.
My brothers.
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He need to wash
that dirty-ass car.
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- [comically] my new porsche.
[laughter]
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- Hey, big fat mcnasty.
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- All right.
- I see you on a daily basis.
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- Ah, only
if I'm talking to mama.
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- Oh, look.
- Oh, my god, wait a minute.
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Dear god.
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Look at meals on wheels.
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- Mary, you is showing out
with your natty pieces on.
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- Baby, I take my mama up there
around all them queens
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And she come back turnt out.
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- Every time she come back,
she come back more ratchet.
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- Nobody don't make me ratchet.
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- Speaking of that,
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I had a sit-down
with my daddy yesterday.
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- No!
- Whoa-oh.
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- It really didn't go as bad
as I thought it was gonna go.
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- He behaved?
Can y'all believe that?
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- My brothers
have different fathers.
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They've only heard the things
that my mother has talked about
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With my dad.
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I was trying
to make him understand
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I'm not tim; I'm madison.
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And I asked him
to respect me enough...
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- Oh, lord.
- To call me that.
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I did get him,
at the end of the conversation,
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To call me madison at the end.
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After he asked me for $3,000
for a truck.
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- I'm telling you,
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My drawers ain't touching me
nowhere right now.
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I don't even wanna talk about
ts madison father.
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He never was a father.
He never was there.
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This is what these fathers do.
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They don't be in your life
when you're down.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Now he wanna be in your life
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'cause he wants something.
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- My mama don't know how
to really control herself
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When it comes down to talking
about my daddy.
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She gets real irate.
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I know how you feel about it,
mama,
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But I need to know how the bos
feel about this situation.
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Are y'all embarrassed of me?
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- If that was the case,
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We wouldn't show up
at the shows,
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Tell people about you,
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'cause at the end of the day,
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I don't care what nobody say,
nobody does.
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Can't nobody keep me
from my brother.
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- Trying to get my brothers
to cross into this space,
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Into this newfound space,
is not difficult-difficult,
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But we still have some
unlearning to do.
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- The only issue that I have
with either one of you guys
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Is just, like, the "brother"
and the "tim" stuff.
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- I try to be respectful,
you know.
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When we at the house,
I call you tim,
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But when we out in the stret
and things like that,
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I keep it in mind and be like,
call you mandy.
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- You can call me mindy.
I love that.
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- But this is my thing, pookie,
for you.
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You my baby brother.
- Right.
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- And when you came
into this world,
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You ain't know nothing
but this.
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- Right, well, that's all that
everybody called you.
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- Was "he."
- right.
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- It was because mama
was saying "he" and "tim"
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That you proceeded
to follow th--
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Ah...
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I fight for the equality
of trans people,
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And so how can I fight
for respect for others
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When I'm not receiving it
in my own house?
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- How do you feel disrespected?
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- That he/him stuff.
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- Because everybody don't know
his cup of tea.
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- Her.
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- See, but once again...
- Now, wait a minute, bitch.
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We sitting here
in this whole conversation,
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And you see me trying
to educate these motherf-----s
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On what and what not to say
in the situation,
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And he still jumped over there
into that foolishness.
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I'ma kick me some ass
before I leave here.
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I'm getting ready
to change my name legally.
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I didn't do it because
I didn't think it mattered,
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But the more I grow
into who I am, it does matter,
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And I want y'all to try harder.
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- I felt a little down inside,
but I watch the things
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That boo go through,
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So I can understand why boo
wanna change the name.
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- I'm glad that y'all came over
here and talked it out with me,
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And I love y'all very much.
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- All right, madison.
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- Thank you, brother.
- Oh, my!
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- Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
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- ♪ on the road again ♪
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- Back into the belly
of the beast.
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Miami gonna always be my home.
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On this trip, I got to deal
with some things in my past
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That I should've dealt with
a long time ago.
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Now it's time for me
to get back to atlanta
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And get back to work.
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If I can put together
this show I have envisioned,
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Oh, honey, the sky's the limit.
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- Oh, you can't get mad at boo.
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Legs! Boots!
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- Ah!
- How you doing, boots?
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[all speaking]
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- Y'all know I need details.
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Y'all made it back safely.
- What you say?
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You wanna hear about this trip?
- I wanna hear about this trip!
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- Girl.
- Girl, where do we start?
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- Is that good or bad?
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- There was some moments.
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- Well, how was craig?
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- Child, I don't wanna talk
about no damn craig.
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Girl, what the hell
do that basement look like?
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I done spunt over $64,000
to create a studio
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That's gonna propel me
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Into the next phase
of what we got to do.
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I need for this stuff
to be right.
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- Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
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I'll let you go first...
- 'scuse me.
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- Since you spent the check.
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- Oh.
- Ooh!
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- Ooh!
- Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
- Ooh!
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Yeah!
- Wow.
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- Ow!
- Yes!
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- Oh, wow!
- What? Ah!
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Wow.
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Come on, bitch, let's get it.
- Oh, wow.
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- This is your storage closet.
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- Oh, I can slide in here
with me and take a snack.
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- Yeah.
- Be like...
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- Oh, my god.
- ♪ ooh! ♪
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- They really did a nice job,
but I noticed a kinda echo.
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- Ooh, look at the desk.
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- All the tv monitors,
the sound system.
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- Look at this big thing
back here.
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- All right, moe.
Look at moe workstation.
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♪ ooh ♪
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Baby, listen!
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It's full-screen
back screen back here.
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- Yes.
248
00:09:44,142 --> 00:09:45,959
- The rest of them hos gonna
have to step they p---- up.
249
00:09:46,036 --> 00:09:47,519
- All the way up.
250
00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:49,278
- This is what
I've been talking about.
251
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:53,300
Like, I need a place
where I can produce
252
00:09:53,376 --> 00:09:55,135
That good content
253
00:09:55,211 --> 00:09:59,789
That's gonna make those
hollywood eyes pop even wider
254
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,258
And say, "this girl
doing the damn thing."
255
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,352
I'm ready to put
this bitch to work.
256
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:05,812
- I'm about to cry.
- Don't cry.
257
00:10:05,889 --> 00:10:08,481
- There's more to show.
- This is my studio.
258
00:10:08,558 --> 00:10:11,443
- Oh, this is just
part of your studio.
259
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,838
Y'all wanna see some more?
- Oh, yes.
260
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,549
- There's more.
Get excited.
261
00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:19,117
Come on, y'all.
262
00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:23,930
- [screaming]
263
00:10:24,783 --> 00:10:26,741
Coming up on
"the ts madison experience"...
264
00:10:26,818 --> 00:10:28,627
This is a pilot show,
265
00:10:28,703 --> 00:10:30,629
And this pilot show
has to be right.
266
00:10:30,705 --> 00:10:33,632
We find out everything
that we need to know.
267
00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,784
Did you love flavor flav
at one point?
268
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:37,886
- You don't love it?
269
00:10:37,962 --> 00:10:40,062
- I got it,
and it's not usable.
270
00:10:40,064 --> 00:10:42,015
- I got everything
riding on this.
271
00:10:47,338 --> 00:10:48,429
- Y'all wanna see some more?
272
00:10:48,506 --> 00:10:49,706
- Oh, yes.
- Come on.
273
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:53,334
[upbeat music]
274
00:10:53,411 --> 00:10:56,171
- [screaming]
275
00:10:56,247 --> 00:10:59,115
[scream echoing]
276
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:03,853
[scream continues echoing]
277
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:07,040
[both squealing]
278
00:11:07,117 --> 00:11:09,934
[laughter]
279
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,970
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god!
280
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:17,108
The hbic is in the
motherf------ basement, baby.
281
00:11:17,185 --> 00:11:19,268
My bitch is here!
282
00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:21,036
- [screams]
- oh, my god.
283
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,830
Oh, my god.
You look so beautiful.
284
00:11:22,908 --> 00:11:25,049
- Oh, my god!
285
00:11:25,126 --> 00:11:28,061
- I'm so f------ proud of you!
Look at this!
286
00:11:28,138 --> 00:11:30,963
- Yes! Do you see this?
[laughter]
287
00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:32,515
- Surprise!
288
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,675
Listen, I have
a really big mouth,
289
00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:37,620
So the fact that we
pulled this surprise off
290
00:11:37,622 --> 00:11:39,397
And madison was shocked
291
00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:41,616
Is a huge accomplishment,
y'all.
292
00:11:41,693 --> 00:11:43,025
This is more than a palace.
293
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,144
- This is lemons
turned into lemonade.
294
00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:46,329
- Ooh.
295
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,806
- And girl, you the sugar.
296
00:11:47,882 --> 00:11:50,049
- Oh, stop.
297
00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:51,743
I'm so happy for you.
298
00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:54,270
I would not have gotten
on a flight,
299
00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:55,663
How thick this covid
is right now,
300
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:56,806
For anybody else.
301
00:11:56,808 --> 00:11:59,074
- Speaking of all that, legs,
302
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:02,795
How you snuck my queen in here
without me knowing?
303
00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:05,581
[laughter]
this girl done told me "no."
304
00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,750
- She said she was
telling you "no,"
305
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,494
But her body
was telling you "yes."
306
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,521
[laughter]
307
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,014
- I'm launching a new show
308
00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:15,975
Called "ts madison:
Loud, live, and in color"
309
00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:18,603
Where I can broadcast
all facets of ts madison.
310
00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:20,146
- Mm-hmm.
311
00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:21,714
- I may can't have you
every week,
312
00:12:21,716 --> 00:12:23,508
But I would never want to do it
with anybody else
313
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:27,320
But with my friend, my sister,
my girl who came in...
314
00:12:27,396 --> 00:12:30,439
[sentimental music]
- madison, don't.
315
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:34,727
- Who came in during that time
316
00:12:34,729 --> 00:12:36,737
That was very hard for me.
317
00:12:36,815 --> 00:12:39,357
- [voice breaking]
tiffany, I'll tell you again,
318
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,177
That day when you
turned that chair around...
319
00:12:42,253 --> 00:12:46,639
- It's the head bitch in charge
herself, bitch.
320
00:12:46,716 --> 00:12:49,834
[all cheering]
321
00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:52,370
- I was in the house streaming.
322
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,406
[quirky music]
323
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,041
- Now, wait a minute, bitch.
324
00:12:57,043 --> 00:13:00,578
[laughter]
325
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,572
- I done said
something wrong again.
326
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,056
[laughs]
327
00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:06,776
- I mean, this is
some professional s---.
328
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,596
- In the basement.
- Where are we right now?
329
00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:10,780
- Started from the bottom,
still at the bottom,
330
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,073
And we gonna get here.
331
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,658
- Look at this!
- Yeah.
332
00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:15,752
I had a complete epiphay
in that moment.
333
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,411
Everybody loves new york, baby,
334
00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,856
And they tune in to watch her.
335
00:13:19,858 --> 00:13:23,510
So I gotta make sure
that she wants to stay with me
336
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,670
To do as many segments
337
00:13:25,746 --> 00:13:27,755
Of the show that I have
as possible.
338
00:13:27,832 --> 00:13:29,407
Peace out. Walk it out, mary.
339
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,160
♪ now watch me walk it out ♪
now, walk.
340
00:13:32,162 --> 00:13:33,686
[all screaming happily]
341
00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:35,337
♪ walk! Walk! ♪
342
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,432
♪ walk!
Walk! Walk! ♪
343
00:13:38,509 --> 00:13:41,486
- I put on my "I'm your baby
tonight" party cap."
344
00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,257
- Ms. Mary,
I can't believe I'm here.
345
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,933
- What's been going on
with you?
346
00:13:48,011 --> 00:13:49,093
- I'm engaged.
347
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,753
- Engaged?
- All right now.
348
00:13:50,755 --> 00:13:52,764
- I'm so happy
in the love department.
349
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,415
- Is it...
350
00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:57,301
- I'm going to need
a wheelchair before I'm 40.
351
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,963
- Wait a minute.
- [screaming]
352
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,697
- Are you talking
about your fiancé?
353
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,866
- Yes.
- [laughing]
354
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,777
- Excuse me, I don't mean
to be nosy,
355
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,445
But what are you talking about?
356
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,796
- We're talking about d---,
mother.
357
00:14:08,873 --> 00:14:11,282
- Paralyzed.
- Girl. Girl. Mm-mm.
358
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,467
- What, wait, give me
some advice, ms. Mary.
359
00:14:13,544 --> 00:14:15,294
You saying I shouldn't
go there with him?
360
00:14:15,372 --> 00:14:17,438
- Go there and then some.
- Yeah, oh--see, okay.
361
00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:18,931
- I don't know if she knows,
362
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:21,292
But you gotta whop 'em,
and then you drop 'em.
363
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,819
- Listen,
although I ain't active,
364
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,353
I still know stuff about--
365
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,479
- Have you ever
whopped and dropped a man?
366
00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:27,164
- I've done it.
367
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,649
They think 'cause I'm not doing
none of that
368
00:14:28,726 --> 00:14:30,009
That I don't remember now;
I remember everything.
369
00:14:30,011 --> 00:14:31,560
- Of course you do. Yes.
370
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,746
- I just told them
to just let it be.
371
00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:35,248
- Mm.
- I'm marinating.
372
00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:36,457
- Oh!
- Whoo!
373
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:38,117
- No. I gotta go.
- Okay, now.
374
00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:39,752
That's my cue.
I'ma go see what che che doing.
375
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:42,188
- You marinating in that.
- I'll be back.
376
00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:43,739
- Where did you--
- we'll text you later
377
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,758
About this marination.
378
00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:47,668
- But you see what
we just did?
379
00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:49,337
Tell...
380
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:51,114
[laughs]
381
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,473
- Take your time, baby.
382
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,675
- This is how I do
"after dark."
383
00:14:54,752 --> 00:14:56,436
- Mm-hmm.
384
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,813
- And I was trying to get you
to do the "after dark" show,
385
00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,014
And you told me you were on
386
00:15:00,091 --> 00:15:01,482
This whole
spiritual sabbatical.
387
00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:03,592
Girl, it was like pulling hair
388
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:07,155
To get tiffany to do the
"ts madison after dark" show.
389
00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:10,332
Tiff, I'm so excited
for you coming to do my show.
390
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:11,500
- I'm not gonna come.
391
00:15:11,502 --> 00:15:13,277
- Is it the man, girl?
392
00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:15,696
So I'm having this pajama party
for tiffany
393
00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:17,406
To make her feel comfortable.
394
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:20,117
Give her a couple bottles
of moet,
395
00:15:20,194 --> 00:15:24,013
Rub her feet if I got to,
stroke her ego
396
00:15:24,015 --> 00:15:25,706
So I can get in her mind
397
00:15:25,783 --> 00:15:28,009
And put my master plan together
398
00:15:28,086 --> 00:15:30,869
Like the evil genius that I am.
399
00:15:30,947 --> 00:15:32,713
You know I'm getting ready
to launch the show.
400
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,365
"loud, live, and in color"--
401
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,951
That's why I got all the
basement and stuff like that.
402
00:15:36,953 --> 00:15:39,145
Each area of the house,
I'm gonna make,
403
00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:41,147
You know,
a segment of the show,
404
00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:44,558
And "ts madison after dark"
was one of those segments.
405
00:15:44,635 --> 00:15:47,645
This was actually a
"ts madison after dark" moment.
406
00:15:47,722 --> 00:15:50,305
Once I convince tiffany
how much fun we have
407
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,234
On the "ts madison after dark"
show, child,
408
00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:54,719
How could she resist?
409
00:15:54,796 --> 00:15:56,404
[upbeat music]
410
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,756
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!
411
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,566
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
412
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:03,419
[screaming]
413
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:10,876
- Child, I had my daughter
lee tonya come down,
414
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:14,505
And she brought
her little sister toe wanda
415
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,425
Just to draw tiffany in
because we need her
416
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,352
To do the "after dark" show.
417
00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:21,003
[laughter]
418
00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:24,332
We got lee tonya
and toe wanda, baby.
419
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,383
And her name, lee tonya.
420
00:16:26,461 --> 00:16:28,236
♪ she got on her drawers ♪
421
00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:29,921
♪ and you got the father ♪
422
00:16:29,997 --> 00:16:31,831
♪ lee tonya ♪
423
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:34,075
[screaming and laughter]
424
00:16:34,152 --> 00:16:37,845
♪ huh, toe wanda,
and she drives a honda ♪
425
00:16:37,847 --> 00:16:39,998
♪ toe wanda ♪
hey!
426
00:16:41,843 --> 00:16:43,358
It's simple like that
427
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,119
How we having conversatios
about sex.
428
00:16:45,196 --> 00:16:48,006
- I love that.
- Would you do it?
429
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:49,941
- I want to do
the "after dark" show.
430
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,700
I've always wanted to do
the "after dark" show,
431
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,502
And you know I didn't wanna
not do it.
432
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,578
You knew it wasn't--
- I knew it was the man.
433
00:16:54,656 --> 00:16:55,788
I knew.
434
00:16:55,865 --> 00:16:56,973
It don't even have to be
about you.
435
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,391
Like, we just, like--
436
00:16:58,468 --> 00:16:59,633
Like, oliver sparked
that conversation,
437
00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:01,019
Was, like, "how big is he?"
438
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:02,120
You was like,
"honey, I need a wheelchair."
439
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,229
Like, people love that.
440
00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:05,231
- Sex is a part of us
441
00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:08,059
Because that's--obviously,
that's how we all got here,
442
00:17:08,135 --> 00:17:12,371
And I'm trying to ease my man
into understanding that.
443
00:17:12,373 --> 00:17:14,223
His only gripe is,
444
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,777
"I don't want you talking
about anybody else's d---."
445
00:17:17,853 --> 00:17:19,804
So I would love
to talk about sex
446
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,822
If we could leave d---
off the table.
447
00:17:21,899 --> 00:17:23,799
That's impossible, isn't it?
448
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,752
- Definitely with me.
449
00:17:25,828 --> 00:17:28,871
But I can't leave
the d--- off the table.
450
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,174
I guess "madison after dark"
is off the table.
451
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:35,486
Understand, I charge
by the pound
452
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,490
Just like usda grade-a
top sirloin beef.
453
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:41,083
[upbeat music]
454
00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:42,009
- Hey, girl.
455
00:17:42,086 --> 00:17:44,579
- Hey, legs, you look good.
456
00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:45,821
- You ready for this meeting?
457
00:17:45,823 --> 00:17:47,214
- I'm very excited to.
458
00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:48,924
- I'll just slide over here.
459
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:51,027
She'll be calling any second.
460
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,427
- I really been working hard
on this,
461
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,896
And I hope she be happy, girl,
462
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,372
'cause this cost me
a whole heap of money.
463
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,532
- Mm-hmm.
464
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,950
- Pam!
- Hey, pam.
465
00:17:58,027 --> 00:18:00,027
- What's up, baby girl?
- Hey, you guys!
466
00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:01,679
How you guys doing?
467
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,014
- I'm good.
468
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:05,099
Girl, you got me
damn near broke, honey,
469
00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:06,793
And tired and exhausted.
470
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,611
But girl, I made
something happen, girl.
471
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,797
Look around.
- Oh, great.
472
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,289
I can't wait to hear it.
473
00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:14,917
- No, you got to see it.
- Gotta see it. Yeah.
474
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,486
- I gotta see it?
- Yeah. Look, pam.
475
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,713
- Oh, my goodness!
- Yes.
476
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:22,049
- Pam is extremely persistent
477
00:18:22,126 --> 00:18:23,868
When it comes down
to ts madison
478
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,037
Becoming the first trans oprah.
479
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,122
Child, she stay all over me.
480
00:18:28,124 --> 00:18:31,592
- I am so happy to see that.
481
00:18:31,669 --> 00:18:34,787
- And you see the big old
gigantic banner behind me?
482
00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:36,155
- That looks real great.
483
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,157
- Pam, listen,
I have a big idea
484
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:39,808
That I wanna run by you.
485
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,987
The team and I were on the bus
coming up with one show.
486
00:18:43,063 --> 00:18:45,123
I'm gonna put everything
in one, and this is--
487
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,125
- A variety show.
- A variety show.
488
00:18:47,201 --> 00:18:48,859
There're gonna be
some cooking segments,
489
00:18:48,937 --> 00:18:50,686
There're gonna be
some funny moments.
490
00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:52,454
All the things
that made the people, like,
491
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,432
Really fall in love
with ts madison.
492
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,592
- Okay.
493
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,586
So is it gonna be raunchy?
494
00:18:58,662 --> 00:19:01,288
- It will be polished raunch.
- [laughs]
495
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:03,899
- You told me that
you wanted me to be polished.
496
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:06,877
I have those raunchy elements.
497
00:19:06,955 --> 00:19:09,504
- So it's gonna be polished,
so that's very good.
498
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,441
- I would love to do
the "after dark" show
499
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,934
On "loud, live, and in color,"
500
00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:15,836
But pam is worried
about the raunch.
501
00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:18,114
So I guess I can't do it.
502
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,799
F--- it.
503
00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:21,592
If I could show them
that I could do that,
504
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,235
They could do the rest.
505
00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:27,473
- Okay, I like that idea,
and I know you can run with it.
506
00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:29,316
- Pam loves the idea.
507
00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:32,119
Now me and the team
gotta put this s--- together
508
00:19:32,196 --> 00:19:33,579
And make it happen.
509
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:36,340
- You wanna be
in everybody's living room,
510
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,918
And so this is what is needed.
511
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,928
- Pam, I'm hoping that
them connections that you got--
512
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,613
- I think
that's gonna come through.
513
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,199
It's an unbelievable
opportunity, maddie,
514
00:19:45,201 --> 00:19:46,759
Because this is gonna take you
to the next level.
515
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:50,003
It's what we've been
really working towards.
516
00:19:50,081 --> 00:19:53,191
Can you deliver it?
I need it, like, yesterday.
517
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,059
- I know she said
she needed something
518
00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:56,885
Not now, but right now,
519
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,479
But girl, it's gonna
take me a second
520
00:19:58,555 --> 00:19:59,906
To put this stuff together.
521
00:19:59,982 --> 00:20:02,149
- You are the ts madison.
[chuckles]
522
00:20:02,226 --> 00:20:04,059
- Y'all keep saying that s---,
523
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,095
But y'all don't know what it s
to be the ts madison.
524
00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:07,471
- You'll rise to the occasion.
525
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,590
- I always have before,
godd--- it.
526
00:20:09,592 --> 00:20:11,709
Can I even do this?
527
00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:16,863
Coming up on
"the ts madison experience"...
528
00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:20,417
Here, we find out everything
that we need to know.
529
00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:22,386
Did you love flavor flav
at one point?
530
00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:26,581
- She has to give something
to the agent.
531
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,175
- I know I'm not gonna be able
532
00:20:28,252 --> 00:20:29,577
To do the full video
in the time that you need it.
533
00:20:29,653 --> 00:20:31,020
- Dear god.
534
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,847
I really don't know what to do.
535
00:20:33,924 --> 00:20:35,316
This could either
make or break us.
536
00:20:39,146 --> 00:20:42,506
[upbeat electronic music]
537
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,066
- Before we start taping,
538
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,935
I need everybody to be
on the same page.
539
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,956
We gonna put this show together
to pitch to the networks.
540
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:52,291
This is what's gonna propel us
541
00:20:52,368 --> 00:20:55,402
Into the next level
of superstardom.
542
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,946
So I gotta show
the hollywood execs
543
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,690
That I'm not just
a one-trick pony.
544
00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,575
- Maddie, you is rich!
545
00:21:01,652 --> 00:21:02,985
[laughter]
546
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,853
Maddie, you is rich!
547
00:21:04,855 --> 00:21:07,956
- Girl, please.
- Girl, this is rich!
548
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,343
- This is a pilot show,
and this show has to be right.
549
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:14,263
We're going for an audience
outside of what we're used to.
550
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,682
We need to open up with very,
very, very funny things
551
00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:18,467
Because we need
to capture the audience...
552
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,802
[claps] immediately from the
door so that they stay.
553
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,530
- Then they stay.
554
00:21:22,606 --> 00:21:24,456
- We're gonna open up with
"queens supreme court"
555
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:25,966
We have limited time
with tiffany.
556
00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:27,551
"cracking the cold cases,"
557
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,237
We have her "bish let's dish,"
558
00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:33,440
We have her "spotlight."
tiffany's done.
559
00:21:33,518 --> 00:21:37,728
We can kiss our sister,
aunt, mother, queen,
560
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,230
And let her...
- Go head.
561
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:41,656
- Get her for what?
- Lie out if she needs to.
562
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,001
What I want people
to take away from this show
563
00:21:44,078 --> 00:21:46,846
Is like, "oh, my god,
this is lightning in a bottle."
564
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,973
[suspenseful music]
565
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,268
Help me put this thing on.
I need a little more zhuzh.
566
00:22:01,345 --> 00:22:03,354
This skinny bitch ain't
finna be upstaging you.
567
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,297
- Y'all finished?
I need y'all to get downstairs.
568
00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:07,550
- It's show day, baby.
569
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,127
Sophia is two hours late.
570
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,770
- All right, let's go.
Let's go.
571
00:22:11,848 --> 00:22:13,556
- I am stressed,
572
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,274
Capital d, capital f--
573
00:22:16,352 --> 00:22:18,744
Stressed df out.
574
00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:20,379
- Ooh, this is nice.
- Yes, ma'am.
575
00:22:20,456 --> 00:22:22,206
- Bitch, we ain't
in the basement no more.
576
00:22:22,282 --> 00:22:24,324
We in the studio, bitch.
- We in the studio, baby.
577
00:22:24,402 --> 00:22:26,043
- This is a big task.
578
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,962
The biggest task I think
this team has ever taken on.
579
00:22:29,039 --> 00:22:32,416
Am I nervous? Yes.
Am I excited? Hell, yes.
580
00:22:32,493 --> 00:22:36,020
- It's 11:30. Jesus christ.
- Look at... [sighs]
581
00:22:36,097 --> 00:22:37,429
- I got a god-honest question.
582
00:22:37,506 --> 00:22:39,623
I drove from miami last night.
583
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,293
You live ten minutes away;
I live ten hours away,
584
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:44,870
And I managed to be here
on time, and you late.
585
00:22:44,872 --> 00:22:45,887
- And you see why I'm late.
586
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,365
I have on shadow.
587
00:22:47,441 --> 00:22:48,682
You just put on lipstick
and came out here.
588
00:22:48,759 --> 00:22:50,050
[laughter]
589
00:22:50,052 --> 00:22:51,518
Bitch, you should've
been late too.
590
00:22:51,596 --> 00:22:53,270
- I don't even feel like
doing this show no more.
591
00:22:53,347 --> 00:22:54,896
- I am not gonna go
back and forth with a bitch
592
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,807
That do her makeup
with a broom and a mop.
593
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,450
- No!
- [laughs]
594
00:22:58,527 --> 00:23:00,577
- Everyone, let's be excited
and happy we are back.
595
00:23:00,654 --> 00:23:02,054
Great energy.
596
00:23:02,056 --> 00:23:04,623
- All right, moe. There we go.
597
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,841
All right,
we need to get started.
598
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,426
You ready, moe?
- There we go.
599
00:23:07,503 --> 00:23:09,077
- Y'all hush now.
600
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,321
I got to do this stuff
for one second.
601
00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:11,989
Now, I got to--we got to be--
602
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,517
This is an iconic moment
of us being back together.
603
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,269
- 35 seconds.
604
00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:21,631
- Countdown.
Five, four, three, two, one.
605
00:23:21,709 --> 00:23:23,042
- Ladies and gentlemen,
606
00:23:23,044 --> 00:23:24,860
Welcome to
"the queens supreme court"!
607
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,837
♪ gotta praise the lord
'cause you know his name ♪
608
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,281
So the first segment is
"the queens supreme court"
609
00:23:29,358 --> 00:23:31,242
Because it is a fan favorite.
610
00:23:31,318 --> 00:23:33,351
- Gonna ring her up and down.
611
00:23:33,429 --> 00:23:36,271
- And that s--- is funny.
612
00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:37,431
All right, moving on.
613
00:23:37,508 --> 00:23:38,874
Tiffany "new york" pollard.
614
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,292
- I never had no respect
for nobody
615
00:23:40,369 --> 00:23:42,077
That kissed flavor flav
in the mouth.
616
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,463
- Bitch, you sitting over there
looking like flavor flav.
617
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,424
- We done rung everything up
on it.
618
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,217
We done came to the end
of the segment.
619
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,210
Okay, so
"the queens supreme court" show
620
00:23:50,287 --> 00:23:51,804
Started off a little shaky.
621
00:23:51,881 --> 00:23:54,840
Bitches out here
fighting about time.
622
00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:56,791
These next segments
with tiffany,
623
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,811
Oh, they gotta run smooth.
624
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,305
Tiff.
625
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,873
[screaming]
- hey, queen!
626
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,391
Godd---!
627
00:24:04,468 --> 00:24:06,652
- Only thing I'm missing
is a motherf------ whip.
628
00:24:06,729 --> 00:24:08,320
- Baby, you ready to slay.
629
00:24:08,397 --> 00:24:09,804
- Yes!
- Damn, you look good.
630
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,139
- I'm so overdressed.
631
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,992
Girl, I feel like
a spare tire right now.
632
00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:15,143
- No, you could never be
a spare tire, baby.
633
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,303
You the whole car.
634
00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:18,238
Bring your ass down here. Damn!
635
00:24:18,315 --> 00:24:19,832
This is my girlfriend,
hope, tiffany.
636
00:24:19,909 --> 00:24:21,483
- Well, hello, miss hope.
637
00:24:21,485 --> 00:24:22,893
- First of all,
who does not know you?
638
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,236
- Do you--look.
639
00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:26,488
She does great work
for the trans community,
640
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:27,748
For the black community
and black women.
641
00:24:27,824 --> 00:24:29,766
- Carry on.
642
00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,826
- "spotlight" is a talk
segment where we discuss
643
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:34,588
Real issues faced by
the lgbtq+ community.
644
00:24:34,665 --> 00:24:35,772
- Rolling.
645
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:37,441
- Today we're discussing
an issue
646
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:39,226
That should not
just be specific
647
00:24:39,303 --> 00:24:41,094
In the trans community,
but the community at large.
648
00:24:41,171 --> 00:24:43,747
- I'm really excited
and nervous at the same time.
649
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,766
All of these segments
are important
650
00:24:45,842 --> 00:24:48,235
To show the different facets
of ts madison.
651
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:50,254
This could either
make or break us.
652
00:24:50,331 --> 00:24:52,364
We need to make sure that we
653
00:24:52,441 --> 00:24:54,274
Teach the people out there
that are watching
654
00:24:54,351 --> 00:24:56,184
That it's important
that you address people
655
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:57,928
By the proper pronouns.
- Yeah, correct.
656
00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,372
- Now, hope, your pronouns...
657
00:25:00,449 --> 00:25:02,115
- She, her, and hers.
658
00:25:02,192 --> 00:25:03,951
- Craig, your pronouns?
- He, him, and his.
659
00:25:04,027 --> 00:25:07,271
- Mine is she, her, and hers,
and all of hers.
660
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,114
- Yes. Yes.
661
00:25:09,191 --> 00:25:10,774
- Tiffany, your pronouns?
662
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:13,368
- Mine, mine,
and sometimes his.
663
00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:15,154
- I'm gonna guess grammar
664
00:25:15,156 --> 00:25:17,973
Was not tiffany's best subject
in school.
665
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,951
Hell, it ain't
my strongest subject, either.
666
00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,803
And damn sure not ms. Mary's.
667
00:25:22,879 --> 00:25:24,879
- Welcome to
"cracking the cold cases"
668
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,531
With ts madison.
669
00:25:26,533 --> 00:25:27,757
In "cracking the cold cases,"
670
00:25:27,835 --> 00:25:30,218
I spice up my interview skills
671
00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:33,346
So I can get into
those cold situations
672
00:25:33,424 --> 00:25:35,607
That people don't
wanna talk about no more,
673
00:25:35,684 --> 00:25:37,910
But I can get them
to spill the tea.
674
00:25:37,987 --> 00:25:40,862
Did you love flavor flav
at one point?
675
00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:44,800
- Well, if love is, you know,
doing the do...
676
00:25:44,802 --> 00:25:45,900
- Oh, you just love
the d--- pics.
677
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:48,387
- Right. Yeah.
678
00:25:48,389 --> 00:25:50,530
Thank you for saying that.
- Girl!
679
00:25:50,608 --> 00:25:52,650
- Died!
680
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:53,984
- Where che che?
681
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,319
- [imitates inhaling]
682
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,054
- [laughs]
- he's sleeping.
683
00:25:59,450 --> 00:26:01,100
- Can you guys keep talking,
please, for me?
684
00:26:01,176 --> 00:26:03,010
Just to make sure
all audio is good.
685
00:26:03,086 --> 00:26:04,419
- Should I say
"fa-la-la-la-la"?
686
00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:06,605
- You can.
- Everything is flowing,
687
00:26:06,682 --> 00:26:08,649
We keep momentum,
we keep going,
688
00:26:08,726 --> 00:26:13,478
But I cannot ignore the fact
I hear an echo.
689
00:26:13,555 --> 00:26:15,689
- You're both good.
- Thank you. We're both good?
690
00:26:15,766 --> 00:26:17,575
- Yep. Sound's live.
- Sound is on?
691
00:26:17,651 --> 00:26:19,885
Camera speed?
- Rolling.
692
00:26:19,887 --> 00:26:22,329
- Hey, everybody!
"bish let's dish."
693
00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:24,105
Tiffany is involved
in this segment, honey,
694
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,866
And because
she's getting married
695
00:26:25,942 --> 00:26:27,876
To this new sugar daddy
that she got,
696
00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:31,204
I needed to know
what was her special dish
697
00:26:31,281 --> 00:26:33,531
That was gonna
keep that man at home.
698
00:26:33,609 --> 00:26:34,883
- Queen, thank you so much
699
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,610
For having me here
in your kitchen today,
700
00:26:36,687 --> 00:26:38,345
And I cannot wait to chef up
701
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:41,390
And let you know
my water chicken recipe.
702
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:44,451
- Usually, when I eat chicken,
I like breasts.
703
00:26:44,453 --> 00:26:46,194
- All right.
- Wait.
704
00:26:46,196 --> 00:26:48,055
[objects clattering]
705
00:26:48,131 --> 00:26:50,223
Wait.
- Oh, my god.
706
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,341
Oof.
707
00:26:51,419 --> 00:26:52,710
[grunts]
708
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,712
Oh, my god.
709
00:26:54,788 --> 00:26:56,229
- Th--this is--
710
00:26:56,306 --> 00:26:57,581
- This is a chicken, right?
711
00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:58,815
- We're doing water chicken?
712
00:26:58,892 --> 00:27:00,451
- Water chicken. There we go.
713
00:27:02,404 --> 00:27:04,163
This has been
tiffany "new york" pollard,
714
00:27:04,239 --> 00:27:06,314
And everybody in here
that's a part of it,
715
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:09,560
Give a round of applause
to yourself for our first show!
716
00:27:09,636 --> 00:27:12,646
- [laughing]
- whoo!
717
00:27:12,648 --> 00:27:14,465
Boom.
We done put a show together.
718
00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:17,051
It ain't perfect,
but I am proud of my team
719
00:27:17,127 --> 00:27:19,670
Coming together and making
this project work.
720
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,539
Now, listen, let's get upstairs
and eat some real food
721
00:27:22,616 --> 00:27:26,493
'cause my mama done created
a whole shebang feast.
722
00:27:26,495 --> 00:27:29,246
Come on, y'all. Let's go.
- All right.
723
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:30,831
- Y'all hos asleep?
724
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:33,000
You already know
what time it is.
725
00:27:33,002 --> 00:27:34,926
[curious music]
726
00:27:35,004 --> 00:27:37,571
Ah. Wait a minute.
727
00:27:37,648 --> 00:27:39,414
Oh, che che.
728
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,682
- Hi, che che, baby.
729
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,867
- Where in the hell
has che che been
730
00:27:41,944 --> 00:27:43,601
At all this long time?
731
00:27:43,679 --> 00:27:46,513
- Typical che che.
732
00:27:46,515 --> 00:27:48,690
- Tiffany, you standing like--
- well, shonté is in my seat.
733
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:51,001
- Whoa, no, no, no.
734
00:27:51,078 --> 00:27:52,452
Well, tiffany, your car
is almost here.
735
00:27:52,529 --> 00:27:53,537
- Oh, that's right.
- Yeah.
736
00:27:53,613 --> 00:27:55,230
- Oh, queen, I...
[stammers]
737
00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:56,940
I have a plane to catch.
738
00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,676
It's literally leaving
in less than an hour.
739
00:27:58,752 --> 00:28:00,277
- Damn, so I always get you--
740
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,054
- I would only run down
the runway for you.
741
00:28:02,131 --> 00:28:03,630
- That's right. That's right.
742
00:28:03,707 --> 00:28:06,517
- I do have to take off,
but thank y'all so much.
743
00:28:06,593 --> 00:28:07,910
Madison, thank you
for having me.
744
00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,469
- Listen,
you is my first guest,
745
00:28:09,546 --> 00:28:10,837
And I wouldn't have had it
any other way.
746
00:28:10,915 --> 00:28:12,973
- And queen,
just like you had that,
747
00:28:13,049 --> 00:28:15,008
You got this too,
'cause I got to go, girl.
748
00:28:15,085 --> 00:28:16,460
[laughter]
749
00:28:16,537 --> 00:28:18,553
Madison worked so hard.
750
00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:20,889
Honey, this woman
has built a show
751
00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:22,348
In her basement.
752
00:28:22,426 --> 00:28:24,225
She's fire!
753
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,002
So the fact that I'm a pat
of her journey,
754
00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,462
It means the world to me.
755
00:28:27,464 --> 00:28:29,339
When she's unleashed
to the world,
756
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:31,333
Y'all better watch your ass.
757
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,860
Eat enough for me too.
- Girl!
758
00:28:33,938 --> 00:28:35,671
Oh, my god, I love you.
- All right.
759
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:37,330
- Thank you.
- God bless y'all.
760
00:28:37,407 --> 00:28:40,008
- Yes, yes.
- Y'all take care, now.
761
00:28:42,412 --> 00:28:45,155
- Coming up on
"the ts madison experience"...
762
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:47,933
- There was a constant echoing
that was going.
763
00:28:48,010 --> 00:28:50,235
- The way it sounds,
it's not usable.
764
00:28:50,237 --> 00:28:53,087
- I'm out of time,
I'm out of money,
765
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:55,566
And I'm out
of motherf------ patience.
766
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:00,678
- Now, wait a minute, bitch.
767
00:29:00,756 --> 00:29:04,516
Child, ooh, the glow up
is real, baby.
768
00:29:04,593 --> 00:29:06,301
Honey, the basement done,
769
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,370
The show done been shot,
770
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:09,863
Tiffany here,
771
00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:12,532
We look good, baby.
772
00:29:12,609 --> 00:29:15,786
Oh, my god, I feel like
that we are on the right track.
773
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:19,631
I can't wait to see
how this thing turn out
774
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:22,968
And catapult me
into superstardom, girl.
775
00:29:23,045 --> 00:29:25,629
I told y'all from the start
I was that bitch.
776
00:29:25,705 --> 00:29:26,805
[laughs]
777
00:29:26,882 --> 00:29:28,891
Get ready, baby. Oh, yes.
778
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,922
[upbeat music]
779
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,709
Child, y'all sit back
and enjoy the damn show.
780
00:29:38,711 --> 00:29:40,903
I'm outta here.
781
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,555
- The only thing
that's working!
782
00:29:43,632 --> 00:29:45,473
'cause oliver
got the audio for this.
783
00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,551
- I have my hand on your ass,
tiffany, you feel that?
784
00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:48,994
- I'm loving it.
- Ooh!
785
00:29:49,071 --> 00:29:50,311
- I don't even
need him anymore.
786
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:51,796
- Oh, my god!
787
00:29:51,798 --> 00:29:54,232
- Everything is f----- up.
788
00:29:54,310 --> 00:29:55,984
I haven't slept since the day
we shot this.
789
00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:58,152
I've been up, trying to edit,
790
00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,914
Trying to create all
the graphics, intros, music,
791
00:30:00,991 --> 00:30:03,333
The boom-pow-pow-pow-pow
that the ts wants,
792
00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:05,511
And I am about to have
a nervous breakdown
793
00:30:05,587 --> 00:30:08,806
Because the sound is not right.
794
00:30:08,882 --> 00:30:10,682
[knock at door]
795
00:30:10,759 --> 00:30:13,602
- Hola. ¿cómo estás?
- You look very manly today.
796
00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:15,078
- I look that way every day.
797
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,680
- Ah, how are you, craig?
- What's going on?
798
00:30:16,756 --> 00:30:18,190
- This is your first time
at my place.
799
00:30:18,267 --> 00:30:19,966
- This is my first time.
This is really nice.
800
00:30:20,044 --> 00:30:21,627
- This is the office spac.
A home away from home.
801
00:30:21,629 --> 00:30:23,177
- It's a little rough
in this challenged area,
802
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,345
But you know, I made it.
803
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,313
- Well, there are
things rougher
804
00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:26,690
That we need to discuss.
805
00:30:26,766 --> 00:30:28,091
- So you don't love it?
806
00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,626
- So it's not that
I don't love it.
807
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,537
- I got home...
- Mm-hmm.
808
00:30:31,613 --> 00:30:32,871
- And I started
on the hard stuff first.
809
00:30:32,948 --> 00:30:34,522
I was like,
"I'll start on the intro,
810
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,616
I'll start on the graphics,
the animations,"
811
00:30:36,693 --> 00:30:38,860
And then the easiest part
is for me
812
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,796
Just to edit the segments.
- Okay.
813
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:42,289
- So I finally get
to the segments,
814
00:30:42,365 --> 00:30:43,815
Like, around, like,
2:00 this morning.
815
00:30:43,817 --> 00:30:45,175
- So did you get any sleep
last night?
816
00:30:45,252 --> 00:30:47,778
- No, I haven't gotten
any sleep in now...
817
00:30:47,854 --> 00:30:48,870
26 hours.
818
00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,313
- Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.
819
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:51,673
I get to these segments,
820
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,875
And this is what I hear.
Look at this thing.
821
00:30:53,877 --> 00:30:55,394
- [audio echoing] I'm about
to take this all right now.
822
00:30:55,470 --> 00:30:57,204
- That's it.
You better not drink that!
823
00:30:57,206 --> 00:30:58,981
Don't drink that!
824
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:00,457
- I'm about to enjoy this.
- No!
825
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:01,382
[indistinct echoing]
826
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:02,960
[laughter]
827
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,795
- The sound is trash.
828
00:31:04,871 --> 00:31:06,196
It's unusable.
829
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,892
She has to give something
to these people, this agent.
830
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,194
Is there anything in here
that you can pull?
831
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:15,155
- All the sound is f----- up.
832
00:31:15,231 --> 00:31:16,656
- The sound is bad
in "spotlight" too?
833
00:31:16,733 --> 00:31:19,108
- Yes, it's even worse
because it's four of you.
834
00:31:19,186 --> 00:31:20,735
- What happens with this?
Like, what are we gonna do?
835
00:31:20,813 --> 00:31:22,813
- Can it be fixed within
the time that she needs to?
836
00:31:22,815 --> 00:31:24,164
I don't know, honestly.
837
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,957
I anticipate when
I tell madison this news
838
00:31:26,034 --> 00:31:27,317
That she's gonna go crazy
839
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,961
Because she not only
spent her money,
840
00:31:30,038 --> 00:31:31,963
But it did not
serve the purpose
841
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,508
When she needed it to,
so I'm glad craig is here
842
00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:38,678
Because, mm-hmm, we finna get
all the things of the things,
843
00:31:38,755 --> 00:31:40,898
And these things
ain't what we wanna bring.
844
00:31:40,974 --> 00:31:42,090
[knock at door]
845
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:43,400
- It's open.
- Come in!
846
00:31:43,477 --> 00:31:45,977
- Hey.
- Hey! How you doing?
847
00:31:46,054 --> 00:31:47,446
Nice to see you.
You look so nice.
848
00:31:47,522 --> 00:31:48,855
What made you get
so dressed up today?
849
00:31:48,932 --> 00:31:50,507
- Honey, this is the money.
850
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:51,933
I needed to come see
what the money was getting on.
851
00:31:51,935 --> 00:31:53,844
- Oh! [laughs]
852
00:31:53,846 --> 00:31:56,363
- Today, I get to see
the first cut of the new show.
853
00:31:56,439 --> 00:31:59,908
Pam is on my ass
about getting his content.
854
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:02,068
I need for this stuff
to be right.
855
00:32:02,146 --> 00:32:04,779
Baby, I got everything
riding on this.
856
00:32:04,857 --> 00:32:06,924
- Well, girl, it looks good.
857
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,361
- B--but what?
858
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,520
- The sound...
859
00:32:12,522 --> 00:32:14,622
- There was a constant echoing
860
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:15,807
That was going throughout.
861
00:32:15,884 --> 00:32:17,809
I'm not sure
how it wasn't caught,
862
00:32:17,886 --> 00:32:20,979
But the way it sounds
is not usable.
863
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,525
I haven't been to sleep.
It's going, now, on 27 hours.
864
00:32:25,602 --> 00:32:27,394
I haven't been to sleep because
I wanted to make sure
865
00:32:27,470 --> 00:32:29,655
We got this, and it was like,
I got it,
866
00:32:29,731 --> 00:32:31,690
And it was like...
867
00:32:31,766 --> 00:32:34,976
It's a waste of money--
your money.
868
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:36,887
I know I'm not gonna be able
to do the full video
869
00:32:36,889 --> 00:32:38,555
In the time that you need it.
870
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:41,833
Now, I am trying
to salvage something
871
00:32:41,910 --> 00:32:43,317
So that you can
send it to them,
872
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:47,205
But that's where we are
with it.
873
00:32:47,282 --> 00:32:49,508
- Hold on. Let me hear it.
874
00:32:49,584 --> 00:32:51,677
- [audio echoing]
watch your titties!
875
00:32:51,753 --> 00:32:53,737
- Oh!
- Watch your titties!
876
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:54,996
- Oh, my god.
877
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,198
Well, it would be
fried chicken.
878
00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:59,417
[laughter]
879
00:32:59,495 --> 00:33:01,019
Thank you for being
the first guest
880
00:33:01,096 --> 00:33:03,221
On the "ts madison:
Loud, live, and in color" show.
881
00:33:03,298 --> 00:33:05,098
- I miss you already.
882
00:33:05,175 --> 00:33:06,282
- Yeah, I hear that.
883
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:09,260
We end up with this?
884
00:33:09,338 --> 00:33:13,014
I don't have but 24 hours
to give this to pam,
885
00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:16,359
And I can't go back
and redo none of this stuff.
886
00:33:16,436 --> 00:33:21,331
Like, I really don't know
what to do.
887
00:33:23,452 --> 00:33:26,536
Like, I can't even really flip
like I want to
888
00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:29,089
Because it was something
that was new,
889
00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:32,234
But if you telling me that
we got something to present,
890
00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:33,969
It displays
my interview skills,
891
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:35,703
Then I'm in a better space.
892
00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:38,448
Now, if you'd have told me
I couldn't present anything,
893
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,875
Then I'd have been, like,
"dear god."
894
00:33:40,953 --> 00:33:42,052
- Right.
895
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,687
I'll see what I can do.
896
00:33:50,963 --> 00:33:53,396
- Come up here, ms. Mary.
897
00:33:53,473 --> 00:33:54,773
- Oh, but you don't wanna
sit by me.
898
00:33:54,849 --> 00:33:57,200
- No, I didn't know
it was a special seating.
899
00:33:57,277 --> 00:33:58,793
- Well, look at the chair,
ms. Mary.
900
00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:00,111
Look at the chair, ms. Mary.
901
00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:01,163
- What chair is ms. Mary
sitting in?
902
00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:02,322
- "suck a d---."
903
00:34:02,398 --> 00:34:04,324
[laughter]
904
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,567
- She's been known to gulp ball
through a straw, hon.
905
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:07,802
- Ooh!
906
00:34:07,804 --> 00:34:09,204
- I ain't one to gossip.
907
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,982
- So are you ready to see
the things of the things?
908
00:34:12,058 --> 00:34:13,958
- I'm nervous.
909
00:34:14,035 --> 00:34:16,278
- Here is the rough cut
of our pilot episode
910
00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:19,005
Of "ts madison:
Loud, live, and in color."
911
00:34:19,082 --> 00:34:20,414
- All right, here we go.
- Yes, ma'am.
912
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:23,326
- [laughs]
- yay!
913
00:34:23,328 --> 00:34:25,328
- Hey, everybody!
914
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:29,624
Welcome to the "ts madiso:
Loud, live, and in color" show.
915
00:34:29,626 --> 00:34:32,760
Tonight, we're gonna have
some fun, fun, fun.
916
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:35,638
- Look how good that looks.
- I'm absorbing it.
917
00:34:35,716 --> 00:34:38,075
We gonna teach y'all
some stuff out there.
918
00:34:38,151 --> 00:34:40,276
- Oh, wow.
- That screen behind you.
919
00:34:40,353 --> 00:34:42,228
- Wow.
920
00:34:42,306 --> 00:34:43,771
- [screams]
921
00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,432
- Mama, please let me
watch this.
922
00:34:45,508 --> 00:34:46,416
- Girl!
923
00:34:49,930 --> 00:34:52,022
[laughter]
924
00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:54,883
- Everybody else in the rm
is really enjoying the show,
925
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,093
But I am not.
926
00:34:56,169 --> 00:34:57,952
I'm taking mental notes like,
927
00:34:58,030 --> 00:35:00,413
"this is wrong. That's wrong.
That's not right."
928
00:35:00,490 --> 00:35:02,532
- Me being your first
live guest
929
00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,008
Means everything to me.
930
00:35:04,085 --> 00:35:05,685
- When I put together stuff
for people,
931
00:35:05,762 --> 00:35:07,354
I'm not watching it.
932
00:35:07,430 --> 00:35:09,815
My focus is on their faces
to see their reaction,
933
00:35:09,891 --> 00:35:13,652
And right now, the ts
does not look happy,
934
00:35:13,728 --> 00:35:17,647
And I'm like, "oh, f---."
935
00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:19,974
Y'all know what time it is!
- Uh-huh!
936
00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:21,976
- You already know
what time it is.
937
00:35:22,054 --> 00:35:23,278
- Ah!
938
00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:26,123
- Court is now in session.
939
00:35:26,199 --> 00:35:27,574
- I never had no respect
for nobody
940
00:35:27,650 --> 00:35:29,492
That kissed flavor flav
in the mouth.
941
00:35:29,569 --> 00:35:31,569
- Bitch, you sitting over thee
looking like flavor flav.
942
00:35:31,647 --> 00:35:35,623
[laughter]
943
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,083
- All this while you talking,
944
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:37,843
It just would've been
clips and--
945
00:35:37,919 --> 00:35:38,927
- And voiceover.
- Mm-hmm.
946
00:35:39,004 --> 00:35:40,995
- This is the rough cut, so.
947
00:35:41,073 --> 00:35:43,982
- You look good, ts.
- Ts, you look good.
948
00:35:43,984 --> 00:35:45,333
- All right, this has been
949
00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:47,060
"the queens supreme court"
show.
950
00:35:47,137 --> 00:35:48,436
- It looks amazing.
951
00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:50,372
- Don't forget to subscribe.
952
00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:54,934
- It's just the sound.
- See you next week! Bye!
953
00:35:55,011 --> 00:35:57,254
- Take it all in.
- Yeah.
954
00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:58,572
- Take it all in.
955
00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:03,510
- I am my harshest critic.
956
00:36:03,512 --> 00:36:06,054
I know that things
could have been so much better
957
00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:08,682
If I had more time.
958
00:36:08,684 --> 00:36:09,833
But I don't.
959
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:18,249
- All right, this has been
960
00:36:18,326 --> 00:36:20,468
"the queens supreme court"
show.
961
00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:23,471
- See you next week! Bye!
962
00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:25,682
- Take it all in.
- Yeah.
963
00:36:25,759 --> 00:36:27,392
- Take it all in.
964
00:36:34,976 --> 00:36:37,127
- I mean, I have lots
of critiques on it,
965
00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:40,030
But overall,
this definitely displays
966
00:36:40,106 --> 00:36:43,300
That all of us in the room,
together as a family,
967
00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:45,410
Have a potential to keep people
968
00:36:45,487 --> 00:36:48,071
Glued to the screen
and laughing.
969
00:36:48,147 --> 00:36:49,973
- It's just amazing
what y'all get done
970
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,065
When y'all pull together.
971
00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:52,417
- Yes, when y'all
work together.
972
00:36:52,494 --> 00:36:54,060
- I'm glad you like it.
I was nervous.
973
00:36:54,062 --> 00:36:55,903
I cannot lie, I feel amazing
974
00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:57,631
'cause if that bitch
didn't like any of this,
975
00:36:57,707 --> 00:36:59,149
Y'all could've just
laid me to rest
976
00:36:59,151 --> 00:37:00,984
Right next to
that dead-ass sound.
977
00:37:01,061 --> 00:37:03,486
But hold your caskets
978
00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:04,837
And your lovely baskets
979
00:37:04,914 --> 00:37:07,523
Because she is feeling this,
and I am happy.
980
00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:08,825
'cause bitch, I haven't slept.
981
00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,251
- Is it fixable?
982
00:37:10,253 --> 00:37:12,178
- Yeah, definitely.
I just needed more time.
983
00:37:12,255 --> 00:37:14,998
We just had such a small,
small window to work with, so.
984
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,808
- So when I do see it again...
985
00:37:16,884 --> 00:37:18,777
- You can add all
of those elements in.
986
00:37:18,853 --> 00:37:20,561
- Right.
- Definitely, yeah, yeah, yeah.
987
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:23,097
- I am proud of my team
coming together
988
00:37:23,175 --> 00:37:24,565
And making this project work,
989
00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:28,695
But my performance,
the way the show sounds,
990
00:37:28,771 --> 00:37:30,555
I can't send that out
like that.
991
00:37:30,557 --> 00:37:33,250
I'm so, so disappointed.
992
00:37:33,326 --> 00:37:35,877
But being the consummate
professional that I am, honey,
993
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,996
I gotta keep a smile
on my face.
994
00:37:38,072 --> 00:37:39,522
Well, I think everybody should
give theyself
995
00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:40,848
A round of applause.
- Absolutely.
996
00:37:40,850 --> 00:37:42,000
- You give yourself.
997
00:37:42,076 --> 00:37:43,526
- You deserve a round of
applause too.
998
00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:44,761
- You give yourself.
- Mm-hmm.
999
00:37:44,838 --> 00:37:45,878
- Clap for yourself right now.
Clap for yourself.
1000
00:37:45,955 --> 00:37:48,339
- I am with the second cut.
1001
00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:49,933
[laughter]
1002
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,478
- I wanna hold--
1003
00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:56,306
- Get her from the back!
Get her from the back!
1004
00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:57,724
Get her from the back!
1005
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,276
- That's too much.
1006
00:38:04,432 --> 00:38:06,165
- Are you hungry, baby?
1007
00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:07,625
- I'm always hungry.
1008
00:38:07,627 --> 00:38:10,436
- Never too tired to eat, yeah.
1009
00:38:10,514 --> 00:38:13,423
- These past couple of weeks,
they've been f----- up.
1010
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:14,815
Oliver is still working
1011
00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:16,367
On trying to get
the footage right.
1012
00:38:16,444 --> 00:38:19,412
Pam is on the blitz.
She calling me.
1013
00:38:19,489 --> 00:38:21,080
I feel like the whole taping
1014
00:38:21,157 --> 00:38:22,156
Of the
"loud, live, and in color" show
1015
00:38:22,234 --> 00:38:23,407
Was for nothing.
1016
00:38:23,485 --> 00:38:25,251
I get right up there
to the plate,
1017
00:38:25,328 --> 00:38:27,137
The ball is thrown at me,
1018
00:38:27,213 --> 00:38:28,604
And I miss it.
1019
00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:30,307
What am I really
on this journey for?
1020
00:38:30,383 --> 00:38:31,950
- Ding, dong, ding, dong.
1021
00:38:31,952 --> 00:38:32,925
- Leggra just walking
on in my house.
1022
00:38:33,002 --> 00:38:34,594
Hey, legs.
1023
00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:36,771
- Somebody done left
and didn't lock the door.
1024
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:39,265
- Whoever left last
gonna get their ass whupped.
1025
00:38:39,342 --> 00:38:41,768
- Get up. Get up.
I come to talk to you.
1026
00:38:41,844 --> 00:38:43,236
Come sit with me.
1027
00:38:43,313 --> 00:38:44,696
- Sit with you?
- Yes, come on!
1028
00:38:44,773 --> 00:38:46,072
I gotta show you somethin.
Come hither.
1029
00:38:46,149 --> 00:38:48,015
- You know I'm getting old,
leggra.
1030
00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:50,401
I was trying to update
my instagram, girl.
1031
00:38:50,478 --> 00:38:51,928
- Ready?
- I can't see nothing.
1032
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:53,780
- I know you can't.
You just listen.
1033
00:38:53,856 --> 00:38:56,632
"hello, ts madison and team."
- mm-hmm.
1034
00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:59,735
- "I'm currently developing
a dating show for hbo max."
1035
00:38:59,813 --> 00:39:01,771
- Let me see.
- I'm just--oh, no.
1036
00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,523
- Can't read.
- [laughs]
1037
00:39:03,525 --> 00:39:08,127
- "I'm currently developing
a dating show for hbo max,
1038
00:39:08,204 --> 00:39:10,347
"and I would love to chat
about ts madison
1039
00:39:10,423 --> 00:39:12,924
"being potential host
of the show.
1040
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,376
"it's very sexy and adult,
1041
00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:20,139
Similar to the tone
of 'ts madison after dark.'"
1042
00:39:20,216 --> 00:39:21,900
- [laughs]
1043
00:39:21,976 --> 00:39:23,568
I was waiting on you
to say something.
1044
00:39:23,645 --> 00:39:25,719
What?
- "after dark."
1045
00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:27,072
- After--"after dark" show.
1046
00:39:27,148 --> 00:39:29,899
All your great shows,
and that's the one.
1047
00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:31,801
- ♪ lee tonya, oh ♪
1048
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,411
♪ she's the baddest bitch ♪
1049
00:39:33,488 --> 00:39:35,121
♪ the baddest bitch ♪
1050
00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:37,791
♪ and she got that s--- ♪
lee tonya.
1051
00:39:37,867 --> 00:39:39,542
Oh, my god.
1052
00:39:39,619 --> 00:39:41,753
- I got an email from hbo max,
1053
00:39:41,830 --> 00:39:43,830
And they're interested
in talking to madison
1054
00:39:43,906 --> 00:39:45,915
About being a host
on one of their new shows.
1055
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,808
- Ms. Mary, you heard that?
- Yes.
1056
00:39:47,810 --> 00:39:49,010
- Mind you, ms. Mary!
1057
00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:50,086
With all the stuff that they
1058
00:39:50,163 --> 00:39:51,821
Talk about me being trash
1059
00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,807
And how I couldn't be
what I wanted to be.
1060
00:39:53,883 --> 00:39:56,150
- Give it to me.
- And how pam telling me
1061
00:39:56,152 --> 00:39:57,769
"don't read nobody."
1062
00:39:57,846 --> 00:40:00,188
Leggra telling me,
"don't clap back."
1063
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,982
I understand ts madison brand.
1064
00:40:03,059 --> 00:40:05,551
Bitch! Didn't I tell y'all?
1065
00:40:05,629 --> 00:40:09,313
The way that you be a boss is,
you got to be yourself.
1066
00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:11,616
When you're right, bitch,
you're right.
1067
00:40:11,693 --> 00:40:15,086
'cause the ts, she stay right,
okay?
1068
00:40:15,088 --> 00:40:17,104
See, I've always believed
1069
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:20,316
That if you stand on
just being yourself,
1070
00:40:20,393 --> 00:40:23,353
Being exactly who you are
and authentic to yourself,
1071
00:40:23,355 --> 00:40:25,004
You don't need to do
all that other stuff.
1072
00:40:25,081 --> 00:40:27,114
- Can't be nobody else.
- That's it.
1073
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,542
- And then I told you
when the time comes,
1074
00:40:29,619 --> 00:40:31,553
Everything gonna fall
right in place.
1075
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:33,379
It's gonna happen so quick,
1076
00:40:33,456 --> 00:40:34,213
You ain't gonna be able
to believe it.
1077
00:40:34,290 --> 00:40:35,265
- It's raining.
1078
00:40:35,341 --> 00:40:37,666
- I am so proud of ts madison.
1079
00:40:37,744 --> 00:40:41,187
Everything that that child
has told me boo was gonna try,
1080
00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:42,947
Everything has succeeded.
1081
00:40:42,949 --> 00:40:44,891
That's my baby.
[chuckles]
1082
00:40:44,967 --> 00:40:47,134
- Thank you, leggra. Thank you.
- You earned it.
1083
00:40:47,212 --> 00:40:49,112
You worked hard, you done been
through the storm.
1084
00:40:49,189 --> 00:40:50,521
- All my women in my life
1085
00:40:50,598 --> 00:40:52,123
Is making it happen for me.
- Yeah.
1086
00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:53,633
- P------ have been stepped up.
1087
00:40:53,710 --> 00:40:54,951
- [laughs]
1088
00:40:55,028 --> 00:40:57,144
I am so proud of madison.
1089
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,830
She has overcome everything
1090
00:40:58,907 --> 00:41:00,457
That the world
has thrown her way,
1091
00:41:00,533 --> 00:41:03,217
And it's only onward
and upward from here.
1092
00:41:03,219 --> 00:41:05,920
- Covid-19 can kiss my ass.
1093
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:08,064
- And it can kiss mine too.
1094
00:41:08,141 --> 00:41:09,724
- Yours too, ms. Mary?
1095
00:41:09,726 --> 00:41:11,609
- Kiss it.
- Ooh!
1096
00:41:11,611 --> 00:41:13,503
[laughter]
1097
00:41:13,579 --> 00:41:15,346
Hollywood, here I come!
1098
00:41:15,423 --> 00:41:17,073
♪ hollywood, hollywood ♪
1099
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,332
- Hey!
- ♪ hollywood ♪
1100
00:41:18,410 --> 00:41:20,626
[screaming]
1101
00:41:20,704 --> 00:41:22,445
- Oh, lord, she done
caught the spirit.
1102
00:41:22,447 --> 00:41:23,921
[upbeat electronic music]
1103
00:41:23,999 --> 00:41:25,857
- Do the hollywood shuffle.
- Whoo!
1104
00:41:25,934 --> 00:41:27,525
- Do that dance, do that dance.
1105
00:41:27,602 --> 00:41:29,486
- Whoo-whoo!
- Do that dance! Do that dance!
1106
00:41:29,562 --> 00:41:31,029
Do the hollywood shuffle.
1107
00:41:31,105 --> 00:41:33,272
- It's happening for my baby.
1108
00:41:33,349 --> 00:41:34,991
Thank you, jesus.
1109
00:41:36,402 --> 00:41:38,018
- This has been
a long journey, y'all.
1110
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,212
I was in a cocoon, honey,
and then I just...
1111
00:41:40,214 --> 00:41:41,438
Wah.
1112
00:41:41,516 --> 00:41:42,590
- There have been
a lot of ups...
1113
00:41:42,592 --> 00:41:44,501
[both screaming]
1114
00:41:44,577 --> 00:41:45,868
- Y'all done made it!
1115
00:41:45,945 --> 00:41:47,670
- Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
1116
00:41:47,747 --> 00:41:49,071
And a lot of downs too.
1117
00:41:49,149 --> 00:41:50,864
- Maddie, I'm not coming.
- What?
1118
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:52,509
- I'm done. I'm done.
1119
00:41:52,585 --> 00:41:54,360
- Bye, bitch! Bye.
1120
00:41:54,362 --> 00:41:56,203
I am ts madison.
1121
00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:57,521
[vocalizing]
1122
00:41:57,523 --> 00:41:58,965
I'm loud, live, and in color.
1123
00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:01,041
- Na-ah, na-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
1124
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:02,593
- I'm full of personality.
1125
00:42:02,670 --> 00:42:04,245
[screams]
1126
00:42:04,247 --> 00:42:07,006
I got a whole amazing family
around me.
1127
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:09,626
[all screaming]
- happy birthday!
1128
00:42:09,702 --> 00:42:11,202
- My mama loves me.
1129
00:42:11,204 --> 00:42:12,487
My god loves me.
1130
00:42:12,564 --> 00:42:15,573
We got a show to do tonight,
honey.
1131
00:42:15,650 --> 00:42:18,225
I built my empire
from the ground up.
1132
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,810
Yeah!
1133
00:42:19,888 --> 00:42:21,788
I didn't ask nobody
to give me nothing.
1134
00:42:21,864 --> 00:42:24,365
Everything I got,
I went and hustled for it.
1135
00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:27,067
This is the first
of many awards to come.
1136
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:28,202
Boom.
1137
00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:30,338
I got big dreams,
big aspirations
1138
00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:32,023
That I'm going after.
1139
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,508
♪ money ♪
1140
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:35,593
I'm not gonna let nobody
tell me
1141
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:38,254
What I can't do on this earth.
1142
00:42:38,331 --> 00:42:40,782
Ooh, baby. The sky's the limit.
1143
00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:43,059
The sky is the limit.
1144
00:42:45,814 --> 00:42:47,830
Now, wait a minute, bitch.
1145
00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:49,107
Did you think we forgot
1146
00:42:49,183 --> 00:42:50,792
About the "loud, live,
and in color" show?
1147
00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:51,925
Oh, no, baby.
1148
00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,886
We got that sound together,
1149
00:42:53,963 --> 00:42:57,799
We got that lighting together
on it, and I look good.
1150
00:42:57,801 --> 00:43:00,067
Honey, I told y'all
in the beginning of the season
1151
00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:01,602
That oliver was a genius, boo.
1152
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,878
- Hell, yes!
1153
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,122
- But guess what?
1154
00:43:04,198 --> 00:43:05,807
You gonna be able
to watch the bitch
1155
00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:09,943
On www.Wetv.Com.
1156
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:12,946
And if you follow me
on my social media,
1157
00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:15,758
We will be streaming it live
right after this program
1158
00:43:15,835 --> 00:43:18,595
On ts madison hinton's
youtube channel.
1159
00:43:18,671 --> 00:43:20,212
That's right, bitch!
1160
00:43:20,289 --> 00:43:21,914
You better get down there
and get you a piece!
1161
00:43:21,991 --> 00:43:23,366
Yes!
1162
00:43:23,368 --> 00:43:25,476
Ah! Boom!