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法貝爾曼：造夢大師
／史蒂芬史匹柏半自傳電影
字幕：Charlie Fan

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爸媽就在你旁邊

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然後燈光會變暗

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幕布打開時可能會有管風琴音樂

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別怕

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你說裡面會很黑

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-我不想進去
-會很玩的

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會讓你整個星期很興奮

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這是你的第一部電影耶

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-人都好大
-什麼人?

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你說電影裡的人都很大

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那是銀幕很大

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但不是真人,好嗎?

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-就像夢一樣
-夢好可怕

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有的是,但這個會是好夢

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有馬戲團 有小丑 有雜耍...

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想知道電影怎麼來的嗎?

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有一個大的放映機

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裡面有盞大又亮的燈

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把小丑和雜耍的照片

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-投射出來
-還有大象

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-"投射"就是把相片放出來
-好玩的東西

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就像一個巨大的手電筒照出來那麼好玩

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但是這些照片通過光線的速度非常快

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每秒24張

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每張照片

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在你腦海停留約十五分之一秒

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這叫視覺暫留

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照片跑的速度

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比你忘掉還快

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這就是放映機讓我們以為

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靜止的畫面會移動

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這就是電影

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電影是令人...永難忘懷的夢

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你就等著看吧

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看完後,你臉上

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一定會有燦爛又呆滯的笑容

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可以進場了

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等蒸汽車頭過去

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開門

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放下去

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-那是什麼?
-第二列車

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安琪,她在那列火車上

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那又怎樣?錢得手了,快走吧

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燈啊,我要轉燈讓火車停下來

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你這個瘋子,讓我駕方向盤

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我們要--沿著鐵軌!

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火車!停下火車!

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停下火車!

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停!你沒看到燈嗎?!

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停車!

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前有列車!剎車!

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安琪! 安琪!

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你最喜歡哪個部分？

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山米,光明節想要什麼禮物?

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就跟妳說這主意很糟

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讓他更
ㄐ 一 ㄠ...ㄌ ㄩˋ

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這個年紀的小鬼很有
ㄒ 一 ㄤˇ...ㄒ 一 ㄤˋ...ㄌ 一ˋ

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怎麼可以拚那麼長

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燈光改變了一切的外觀

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很難找得到我們家

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我們家是那間沒有燈光的陰暗房子

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光明節我就要那個

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-什麼?
-聖誕燈!

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抱歉,寶貝

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猶太人沒有聖誕燈

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只有連點八晚的燭光

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♪ Who could ask for anything more? ♪
還有什麼奢求

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♪ Who could ask for anything more? ♪
還有什麼奢求

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可以讓示波器陪我睡嗎?

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快點,要燒輪胎了

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-那是什麼?
-第二列火車

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安琪,她在那列火車上

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燈啊

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我要轉燈讓火車停下來

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停車!

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停下火車!

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安琪!

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媽咪!媽咪!

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我知道光明節要什麼了!

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我知道光明節要什麼了!

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...光明節!

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謝謝！

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山米

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-天啊
-哇

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好棒啊

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♪ Down by the station
early in the morning ♪

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♪ See the little pufferbellies
all in a row ♪

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♪ See the stationmaster
pull the little handle ♪

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♪ Puff, puff, toot, toot ♪

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♪ Off they go ♪

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♪ Down by the station
early in the morning ♪

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♪ See the shiny train cars
all in a row ♪

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♪ Waiting to get hitched up
and go on their adventure ♪

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♪ Puff, puff, toot, toot ♪

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♪ Off they go. ♪

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下面著地,裡面放馬達

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和馬達下的兩個輪子

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成為機構組件

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新工程師先生?

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RCA給你加薪了?

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那是昂貴的有軌電車

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這不是有軌電車,這是萊昂內爾的火車

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今年電腦部們沒加

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明年吧

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妳的兼差兒子

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用修理滿屋子破電視賺錢來買的

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現在就像個修電視的

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小心他別被電死

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-等等
-沒關係

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沒我你休想坐豪華艙去佛羅里達

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嘿,你看

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她癱在地板上

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誰來扶她起來?

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誰說我要起來?

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我要坐山米公司的車去邁阿密

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來吧

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這玩具很精緻

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等你懂得小心玩

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才可以玩

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我很小心了,我好喜歡

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我知道,但你不能只是喜歡

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你也要好好照顧,對吧?

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不然我們周末一起玩

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可是我想看撞車

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為什麼

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他想看撞車?

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很晚了

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還不關燈嗎?

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再一下下

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我還不想睡

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看到降音符號沒?

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這叫「悲嘆的低音」

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在收音機音樂節目彈奏吧

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電台一直找妳回去

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我哪有空

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我們可以請保姆

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哪請得起?算了吧

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現在不同了

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還沒生老三前還可以

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你知道我最懷念鋼琴的什麼嗎?

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完全忠於樂譜

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巴哈會教你--

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先來個音符,加上和弦

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張開手指,伸展一個八度...

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打造一個你可以安全快樂的小小世界

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謝謝！

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這就是為何他想看撞車

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他是想看能不能控制什麼

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山米?

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我們來用你爸的攝影機來拍

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只撞一次,好嗎?

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然後把膠片沖洗出來

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你就可以一遍又一遍的看

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直到不再害怕為止

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你的火車也不會再損壞

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還有,寶貝

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別讓你爸知道

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算是我們的祕密電影,你和我的

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-好嗎?
-好

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抱歉回來晚了

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我去帶莫伊納漢太太的摩托羅拉

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工作室擺不下了

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-能放在哪?
-客廳吧?

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好吧

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抱歉回來晚了,我去接法貝爾曼太太

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能放在哪?

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-有信嗎?
-桌上

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哥薩克仔

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-牛腩嗎?
-我的電影!

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先吃飯

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磁力隨著

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磁芯的透磁性而增加

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問題是要透多少

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我該了解這些嗎?

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你知道什麼是磁場,對吧?

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沒錯啦.我是說...

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山米,你知道磁場嗎?

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-我可以先下桌嗎?
-不行

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我想,就一下下

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-什麼事那麼急?
-親愛的

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伯特,這味道好奇怪

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用塑膠插味道好怪

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-媽
-就為了艾森豪威爾來訪

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銀器就不用了嗎?

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問題是我們用的是真空管

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而非電晶體和磁芯

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-來存取記憶...
-三萬五千個磁芯

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山米,你知道你父親的攝影機

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有時會膠片用完吧?

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用完時,你怎麼辦?

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-裝更多膠片
-電腦也是這樣

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裝更多的磁帶,存取...

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米茲,碎肝真好吃

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...速度就變慢

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而不是每十秒更換一次磁帶

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他就設計出這台新機器...

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-The BIZMAC!(RCA真空管計算機)
-The BIZMAC!

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可以很快地在所有磁帶

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搜尋資訊

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磁帶不用換來換去

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快上十倍

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我就愛伯特腦袋

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特別是當你在旁解釋其中的內容時

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媽,我要上樓了

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吃完才可以

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他吃完啦

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還沒

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山米

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娜塔莉,妳盤底也有東西

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-山米
-才沒有

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拿起來看看

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我看見它在動

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甘草啦

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如果我這樣吃

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就是甘草

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班尼叔叔,好噁心喔!

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-不要!
-娜塔莉,他不是妳叔叔

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他也不好玩

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"叔叔"只是親昵的稱呼

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娜塔莉,他不是親戚

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他來只因為是妳爸的員工

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他來只因為是我的好朋友

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妳內心深處,法貝爾曼太太

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承認吧,我也是妳朋友

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我內心深處與你無關

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今晚有西德·凱撒秀

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幫個忙

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-娜塔莉,妳抓那個角
-什麼?

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00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,958
抓那個角

231
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,710
要幫你拿出去嗎?

232
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,273
山米

233
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,439
我要讓它一直撞

234
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,568
-可是火車都沒壞
-天啊

235
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,780
這根本就是電影"戲王之王"

236
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:52,702
再來,再來...

237
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,413
後仰,張嘴

238
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,207
放進粟米糖

239
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,626
說, "啊"

240
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,253
後仰

241
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,132
番茄醬,好啦

242
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,508
要痛得哀哀叫

243
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,093
拔出來!

244
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,859
山米!

245
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,777
摘下眼罩

246
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,789
山米?

247
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,376
蕾潔,娜塔莉,快下來

248
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,545
爸爸有話要說

249
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,050
奇異公司要請我

250
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,469
因為我設計那台真空管計算機

251
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,764
他們想用我的電子圖書館系統...

252
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,724
或許他們不懂我要拿它

253
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,017
來做什麼

254
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,228
我將賺更多的錢

255
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,063
班尼叔叔也去嗎?

256
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,649
爸和我還沒想到

257
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,402
-班尼叔叔,但...
-班尼叔叔,不,他留下來

258
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,322
伯特

259
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,910
我也會想念你的班尼叔叔

260
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,621
鳳凰城是一座真正整潔的城市

261
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,123
進步中的城市

262
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,500
我剛被請,還沒權力

263
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,377
我沒問奇異

264
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,087
可不可雇用其他人

265
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,922
-事情不是這樣的
-不用問

266
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,924
看你自己,他們請你去管

267
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,010
當經理要請人,就雇班尼

268
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,720
怎沒人照顧-- 山米!

269
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,596
他得為他自己在RCA混出名堂

270
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,348
-來啦
-我都做了

271
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,725
他留在紐澤西

272
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,560
不能光靠我...

273
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,228
-他需要你,伯特
-外面有龍捲風!

274
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,855
這個更大

275
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,774
伯特,有時我想打醒你

276
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,610
你只想兩手一攤甩掉他嗎?

277
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,195
媽咪!媽咪!

278
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,864
然後說"再見囉"

279
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,700
我們全都走了,紐澤西還有誰陪他?

280
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,535
你有機會幫幫你好朋友

281
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,078
-媽咪,看!
-媽咪! 媽咪!

282
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,455
-說真的,醒醒吧
-媽! 媽!

283
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,999
-怎樣?!
-看啊! -外面有龍捲風

284
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,709
-我好怕
-快走

285
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,141
真不是蓋的!

286
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,478
好近吧?

287
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,191
為什麼天空看起來是橘色的?

288
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,985
來吧!

289
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,695
來吧,我們去看看

290
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,616
上車,上車!-

291
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:21,744
米茲? 要去哪?

292
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,164
米茲, 要去--

293
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,919
要去哪?

294
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,006
米茲!

295
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,427
米茲!

296
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,851
跑哪去了?

297
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,395
看不到了

298
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,188
前面,找得到的

299
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,857
媽,在那,在那!

300
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,155
安全嗎?

301
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,825
當然安全,我可是你媽

302
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,079
媽,停車!

303
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,480
事出都有因

304
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,567
事出都有因

305
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,445
事出都有因

306
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,239
跟我一起說

307
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,658
事出都有因

308
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,245
事出都有因

309
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,039
事出都有因

310
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,125
事出都有因

311
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,604
事出都有因

312
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:56,891
♪ Take me back to dream again ♪

313
00:20:56,924 --> 00:21:00,494
♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪

314
00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:03,330
♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪

315
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,635
♪ When day is done ♪

316
00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:09,436
♪ Let me smell that chaparral ♪

317
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,471
I think there's
something dead in the road.我覺得路上有什麼死掉了

318
00:21:11,506 --> 00:21:15,510
♪ Let me join my saddle pals ♪

319
00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:18,045
♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪

320
00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:19,614
♪ When day is done... ♪

321
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,448
蕾潔,跟攝影機揮手

322
00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:26,554
♪ Let me smell that chaparral ♪

323
00:21:26,587 --> 00:21:30,423
♪ Let me join my saddle pals ♪

324
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,094
♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪

325
00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:36,697
♪ When day is done ♪

326
00:21:36,731 --> 00:21:41,936
♪ I'll make my bed and rest ♪

327
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:44,437
♪ Beneath the western sky ♪

328
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,706
♪ And tell the moon... ♪

329
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,474
-看呀
-到了!

330
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,934
到了

331
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,896
讓我出去,我想拍他停車

332
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,606
-不要!
-不要,我要尿尿!

333
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,483
我也要!

334
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,921
♪ He and I will always be ♪

335
00:21:59,954 --> 00:22:02,723
♪ By a campfire on the trail... ♪

336
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,574
不要,我要尿尿!

337
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,368
-繼續
-不要!

338
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,789
繼續,爸,做得不錯

339
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:18,045
再來...

340
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,297
停

341
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,882
別動

342
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,850
餐盒呢?

343
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,394
餐盒呢?! 快!

344
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:35,020
各位,看山米抓到什麼

345
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,730
我抓到一群小蠍子

346
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,732
-薩爾發現的
-快去看

347
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,858
山米,狄恩,過來

348
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,527
這裡有個大巢穴

349
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,445
-快,各位
-好大一個,山米

350
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,322
天啊!

351
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,657
好大一群

352
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:47,908
蠍子在巢裏

353
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,577
不,實際上,是一床蠍子

354
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,870
不是,是巢穴

355
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,081
小蠍子叫“scorplings”

356
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,332
有兩倍的毒性

357
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,542
所以實驗室才會付更多錢

358
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,085
大概有五十隻

359
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,295
這樣可以賣實驗室多少錢?

360
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,713
五角一隻

361
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,173
-共25塊!
-我們發了

362
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,509
那要拿來買什麼?

363
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,471
12美元整

364
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,309
這是攝影的獎章,而不是電影

365
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,811
手冊說必須用靜態照片講故事

366
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,688
可是每部電影都是由靜態照片組成

367
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,565
組起來連續播放就是電影

368
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:22,067
那我們要拍哪種電影?

369
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,695
山米,看,珍妮特·班尼迪克

370
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,950
賭你不敢去跟她開口說話

371
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,410
已經說過了

372
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,995
-怎麼可能
-鬼才信

373
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,913
她真跟她說過話?

374
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,082
有啊,他上前

375
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,584
-然後...
-你去找珍妮特·班尼迪克喔?

376
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,002
-你對她說了什麼?
-什麼都沒有

377
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,629
哦,得了吧,跟他們說發生了什麼,山米

378
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:42,880
什麼也沒有發生

379
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,424
有啦,拜託

380
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,801
可能是同一個

381
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,889
上面寫"內陸" ,應該是同一個

382
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,433
我來說

383
00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,647
這樣的...

384
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,816
山米側身朝她的方向走去

385
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,069
想要...鼓起勇氣

386
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,655
說些婉轉的話,例如...

387
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:09,573
-"嘿,珍,寶貝"
-才沒

388
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,158
你瞎編的

389
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,577
但他看到珍妮特鼻子上有東西

390
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,870
所以他就想,"酷

391
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,538
這樣我就有話題可說了"

392
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,917
他上前就說, "嘿,不好意思,珍妮特

393
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,211
妳鼻子上好像有髒東西"

394
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,046
-哈克,別說了
-那不是髒東西

395
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,964
-像是髒東西
-還不小

396
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,549
哈克,別說了!

397
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,469
是鼻屎!

398
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,929
好大一顆

399
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,931
珍妮特·本尼迪克特鼻屎

400
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,811
好大一顆

401
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:44,817
嘿,山米

402
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,610
站著交出來

403
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,238
我們要拍什麼電影?

404
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:53,283
站著交出來

405
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,829
繼續叫,繼續叫

406
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,167
要更多沙塵,爸,你能用夾板嗎?

407
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,753
不,天啊,太多沙塵了

408
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,296
蕾潔,別咳啦!

409
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,173
沙塵讓我咳的

410
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,883
-更多沙塵,各位
-娜塔莉,說, "別殺我"

411
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:10,884
蕾潔,別咳啦!

412
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,511
妳太誇張了

413
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,012
法貝爾曼先生,你把我的驛馬車弄髒了

414
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,848
你不是要我入戲?

415
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,141
-別看鏡頭
-我們會清乾淨

416
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,642
別看鏡頭

417
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,352
-這樣拍不了
-爸!

418
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,071
好假

419
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,658
太假了

420
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:08,252
聽到沒?

421
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,170
她上現場節目前

422
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,964
要先剪掉那糟糕的指甲

423
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,550
明天我要表演這個

424
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,510
這首曲子不好彈

425
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,220
這對我來說是件大事

426
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,639
我只要求閉上你們的大嘴巴

427
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,475
好好聽我的綵排

428
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,893
抱歉,米茲,太精采了

429
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,311
你們聽到上升的琶音

430
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,021
如何提升悲傷的音符嗎?

431
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,524
是F小調,但媽媽彈得很生動

432
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:32,568
聲音像是在打字

433
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,445
哦,才不

434
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,780
別再這樣了

435
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,829
你們聽到了嗎?我是在敲打嗎?

436
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,081
我專心聽妳彈,但...

437
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:47,666
哦,太好了,但怎樣?

438
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,084
但土桑的觀眾會聽出來

439
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,002
或許我聽習慣了

440
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,003
或許奇異有製造

441
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,170
橡膠指甲

442
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,673
好吧,米茲·法貝爾曼

443
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,300
該面對現實了

444
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,010
天啊

445
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,761
別拿那個過來

446
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,346
-這可是貝多芬呀
-不要!

447
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,015
-又不是摩斯密碼
-不要!別!

448
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,516
不過,他說的有道理

449
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,184
尤其是電視舞台上的

450
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:07,436
多向帶狀麥克風...

451
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,481
來吧,她是你老婆

452
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,858
爸,不要

453
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,192
快剪,快剪!

454
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:15,986
我會抓你的,別以為我不會!

455
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,654
你能想像魯賓斯坦

456
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,072
有指甲嗎?

457
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,616
-霍洛維兹? 施耐貝爾?
-想都別想

458
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,034
-康普夫?
-不要

459
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,785
-利伯雷斯
-不要

460
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:24,953
-別剪啦
-快,法貝爾曼

461
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,330
讓她瞧瞧奇異

462
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,956
-產品設計經理的厲害
-不要啊,我漂漂的指甲

463
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,500
可花了我五十塊

464
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,419
不要啦

465
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:36,882
1, 2, 3

466
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,887
放開我,黛利拉

467
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,430
-黛利拉?
-鬧劇結束了

468
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,682
剩下的我自己來

469
00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:54,858
這下可好

470
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,194
真夠好的,這可是最重要的

471
00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,613
明天我只能靠記憶彈了

472
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:04,326
沒有樂譜,短指甲,就像個真正的表演音樂家

473
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,626
連槍都掉了?

474
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,669
拜託

475
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,557
那是我

476
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,895
好可怕,警長

477
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,094
那是怎麼做的?

478
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,390
那是怎麼做的?

479
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,507
厲害,山米!

480
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,887
這有點像我的工作,不是嗎

481
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,098
就像電影導演做的?

482
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,432
-是嗎?
-我很清楚

483
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,226
我部門要完成什麼

484
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,521
然後我想出我的人要如何來完成

485
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,607
沒錯,類似啦

486
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:43,360
你是怎麼讓槍看起來真的在射擊?

487
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,405
我用針

488
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:48,740
針

489
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,076
是的,我用針在膠片上戳了幾個洞

490
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,786
山米

491
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:54,371
像工程師一樣思考

492
00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:56,248
看路,爸

493
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,709
山米,看路

494
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,294
沒有編輯機我沒法剪輯

495
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,588
可以剪切和拼接,還有...

496
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:06,216
我們露營之後再去看看吧

497
00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:08,468
去國家森林公園要三個小時

498
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:11,680
如果你拿到駕照,可以幫忙開車

499
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,056
好的

500
00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:16,726
"你正在接近鐵路平交道

501
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,937
沒有警報裝置,能見度有限

502
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,438
速度限制是..."

503
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,023
問題是,關於我的新電影

504
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,900
是...

505
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,444
是關於第二次世界大戰,你的戰爭

506
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,946
這將會是,世上最棒的

507
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,239
我用寶萊克斯8厘米攝影機拍

508
00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:30,699
最後,我可以使用雙跑膠片

509
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:31,908
你知道,那是六分鐘

510
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,285
不用換片

511
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,453
租這台攝影機花了多少錢?

512
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,290
20塊,但我是花自己的錢

513
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:39,624
你不必...

514
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,835
電影編輯器要多少錢?

515
00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:44,379
曼斯菲爾德八厘米電影剪輯器

516
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,548
要多少錢?

517
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,800
-80塊
-是喔,山米!

518
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,136
為了愛好花一百塊?

519
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,762
這不光是愛好,爸

520
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,556
如果你能撥一半的時間在代數上

521
00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,516
-你就可以...這些電影
-代數喔?我討厭代數

522
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,393
你為什麼...

523
00:32:58,393 --> 00:32:59,978
這好沒意思

524
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,022
這不如果你不做出什麼名堂,那就毫無意義

525
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:04,816
天啊,山米,當我還小時,我總是想

526
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,110
"別人怎麼做這個"

527
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,486
這輛車...

528
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,864
後視鏡,那個方向燈

529
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:12,949
我想拍電影

530
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,869
我說的是具體的東西

531
00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:18,205
不是虛構的

532
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,667
可以使用的東西

533
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,880
就像駕照一樣

534
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:30,217
我要吐了,山米!我要吐了!

535
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:31,509
山米,靠邊停車

536
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,053
她會吐我一身

537
00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:35,513
慢點,你開車技術好爛

538
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:37,224
你會把車弄壞的

539
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,643
我們在一條限速三英里的小路上

540
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,853
-冷靜
-你做得很好

541
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:42,938
你做得很好

542
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,606
小心,前面有水坑

543
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,616
這有三個

544
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,534
它們很結實,裏面還是綠色的,所以燒不著

545
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,578
亮綠色表示他們還有生命

546
00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,538
而且它們含有水分

547
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:03,792
所以用三角形的形狀

548
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,378
當這三個點交叉時

549
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,047
如果我們找到重心

550
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,383
就會達到近乎完美的平衡

551
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,343
因為我是圖蒂,你是弗魯蒂

552
00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:15,679
那你還會聽誰的?

553
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,058
...金字塔,對吧?

554
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,644
-加油!
-我是說歷史

555
00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:24,062
-在這個形狀後面...

556
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,231
實在..

557
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,983
很不可思議

558
00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,739
等等,讓我試試...

559
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,075
-讓我試試
-好吧,再來一次

560
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,535
再來一次

561
00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,036
準備好了嗎?

562
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,788
姑娘們,我要點火了!

563
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:45,166
三，二，一!

564
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,045
我以為要斷了

565
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,463
行得通!

566
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,215
差點斷成兩半

567
00:35:32,533 --> 00:35:34,401
♪ Kleenex-ica, Windex-ica ♪

568
00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:36,370
♪ She's sexy-ca, oh, boy ♪

569
00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:38,573
♪ Pneumonia, dyslexia,leukemia ♪

570
00:35:38,606 --> 00:35:40,340
♪ Oy, oy, oy, oy ♪

571
00:35:40,374 --> 00:35:43,243
♪ Ah, Leningrad,then Petrograd ♪

572
00:35:43,276 --> 00:35:45,278
♪ I'm sorry, Dad, I lied,
I snatched the keys ♪

573
00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:48,248
♪ And stole the car
and took it for a ride ♪

574
00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:49,784
♪ You take it back ♪

575
00:35:49,817 --> 00:35:52,355
-♪ You're giving me a... ♪
-心臟病!

576
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:56,029
三温暖後...

577
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:57,280
吃...

578
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,698
炸肉排

579
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,700
-喝斯裏沃維茲梅子白蘭地
-我們會發瘋

580
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,577
-我們會搞定的!
-還有...

581
00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:06,400
♪ We live in Arizon-ia ♪

582
00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:08,335
-♪ Where nothing can be grown-ia ♪
-等等

583
00:36:08,368 --> 00:36:10,404
♪ The land is dry and stony-a ♪

584
00:36:10,437 --> 00:36:12,807
-♪ And we can eat bologn-ia ♪
-沒錯!

585
00:36:14,642 --> 00:36:19,346
♪ Hyen-ica,
hyen-ica, hyen-ica, hiya ♪

586
00:36:19,379 --> 00:36:21,549
♪ Hyena, eat some pita,
eat some pita ♪

587
00:36:21,582 --> 00:36:24,519
♪ Hyena, eat some pizza,
eat some pita... ♪

588
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:08,458
等等

589
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:13,004
沒錯!

590
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,434
他們會知道那種浮點運算器

591
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,894
不用於工業製程控制

592
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,687
這會讓所有的危險信號都亮起來

593
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,689
-多少位?
-雙精度浮點數使用 64 位

594
00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,024
64位?

595
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,317
60——你瘋了

596
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,528
11個操作員是分時的?

597
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,238
他們會知道這是個商用機器

598
00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:40,865
我們正在建構,我們都會被炒魷魚

599
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,325
不會

600
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:43,618
會的!

601
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,203
奇異不生產商用電腦

602
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,538
我們只做重工業

603
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:47,956
這是總裁直接給你的

604
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,707
拉爾夫·科迪納會剝了你的皮

605
00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:52,627
一旦美國銀行入股,就有利可圖

606
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,213
賺錢是科迪納先生的工作

607
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,548
我的工作是拿下雷神公司

608
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:59,217
生產10000個鍺電晶體

609
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,593
符合我們的公差標準

610
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:02,887
你的任務是拿到配線圖

611
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,806
到必能寶公司,當時機成熟時

612
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,933
讓分揀機連接到主機上

613
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:08,476
在你害我們都從奇異炒了之後

614
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:09,561
也許必能寶公司會雇我

615
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,229
為了有機會製造一台能做到這一切的機器

616
00:37:12,229 --> 00:37:13,731
難道不值得被炒魷魚嗎?

617
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,358
對你來說也許值得!

618
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:16,609
正如上帝創造了小綠蘋果

619
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:18,194
讓你去加州

620
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,571
IBM正在等著

621
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,072
我們要搬去加州嗎?

622
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,490
-隨時
-不是

623
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,033
什麼?

624
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,618
IBM有徵詢,那只是讚美話,但是...

625
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,120
讚美話?讚美話!

626
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,122
電腦部門的每個人都會想盡辦法

627
00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:30,582
為了得到工作機會

628
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,125
你會去加州

629
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:34,752
用FP64構建雙精度輔助單元

630
00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:37,088
我就只能留在亞利桑那了

631
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,965
-製造40瓦的燈泡
-別著急

632
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,593
我告訴過你媽媽這由她決定

633
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,345
除非她同意,否則我不會再搬家

634
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:49,893
嬤媽為什麼要捨棄這一切去加州?

635
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:53,188
這裡有大峽谷

636
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:56,274
這裡有聖安德烈斯斷層

637
00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:59,068
媽媽說...

638
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,779
我永遠不會離開亞利桑那

639
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,324
亞利桑那永遠不會離開我

640
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:10,455
孩子們,別看

641
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,267
嘿,小弟

642
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:34,729
-不拍這個嗎?
-光線不夠

643
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,698
奇異,讓電氣生活更美好!

644
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:06,219
媽?

645
00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:09,347
媽,妳的裙子被看穿了...

646
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:15,019
雷潔,讓開

647
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,398
爸,別這樣好嗎?

648
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,401
-坐下
-不要

649
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:27,240
班尼,別看!

650
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,659
哦!你們都瘋了!

651
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,761
我媽媽是個好媽媽

652
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:38,728
我好愛妳

653
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:46,653
我就在這裏

654
00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:50,531
我就在妳身邊

655
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,617
我牽著妳的手

656
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:54,452
感覺到嗎,媽?

657
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,162
我捏了妳一下

658
00:40:57,747 --> 00:40:59,666
我愛妳,媽媽

659
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,962
媽

660
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:08,007
媽?

661
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,303
她睜眼了

662
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,555
護士

663
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:17,141
媽,我在這兒,我就在這裏

664
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,227
我就在這兒,媽

665
00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:22,188
媽,看著我

666
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,232
媽,聽到嗎?

667
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:03,730
曼斯菲爾德八厘米電影剪輯器

668
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,982
這就是你想要的對吧?

669
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,530
天啊

670
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,540
現在換你幫我個忙

671
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,508
請你幫個忙

672
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:34,218
好啊

673
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,268
我想讓你拍部露營電影

674
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:43,770
你可以藉此練習

675
00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:45,021
如何操作編輯器

676
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,481
好讓你媽媽感覺好點

677
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:48,149
好

678
00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:52,153
她在車燈下跳舞的最後一晚

679
00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,489
那就太好了

680
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,741
明天開始,好嗎?

681
00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:02,747
明天我們就要開拍了

682
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:06,542
排不出時間了

683
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,794
我們整個週末都要拍,爸

684
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,754
-我不能
-下週末拍

685
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,593
我們大概有40個人要來演這部電影

686
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:18,262
我週一會完成露營的事

687
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:21,015
我要你做是為了你媽媽,她...

688
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,935
我說了我會的,但不是明天,拜託啦

689
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:26,979
別光想自己,她剛剛失去母親

690
00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:29,148
這比你的嗜好更重要

691
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,775
爸,能不能別再說這是嗜好?

692
00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:32,985
看這個會讓她心情好點

693
00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:35,029
-這是我們可以做的...
-她媽媽剛去世

694
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,906
怎麼能讓她心情好起來?

695
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:39,617
因為這是你為她做的

696
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,964
有點不太對勁

697
00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:58,177
我不知道還能做什麼

698
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,307
你能幫我嗎?

699
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,327
喂

700
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:26,664
米茲

701
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,336
媽?

702
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,422
有人要來了

703
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:36,173
媽?

704
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,596
媽?什麼...

705
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,932
-媽
-別讓他進來

706
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:49,270
-別讓他進來
-媽,聽不清楚

707
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:50,855
我好怕

708
00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:53,858
別讓他進來

709
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,276
媽,...

710
00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:56,694
別讓他進來

711
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,821
-別讓他進屋
-什麼?我聽不...

712
00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:00,573
誰來了?

713
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:02,199
別開門

714
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,868
媽

715
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:07,455
媽,等等

716
00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:09,415
別掛

717
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:15,421
做噩夢了

718
00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:37,276
-媽,太多東西了

719
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:39,820
我好難過

720
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,073
天啊,那個瘋狂的夢

721
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,241
讓我好難忘掉

722
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:48,079
昨晚,我夢見我媽打電話給我

723
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,247
她想警告我

724
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:53,000
-太奇怪了,外婆都世了
-警告什麼?

725
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,377
有事要發生了

726
00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:56,295
她要我關好門

727
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,714
我們不可能吃完所有這些

728
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,179
那是誰?

729
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,567
是鮑裏斯舅舅

730
00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,237
哪個舅舅?

731
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:24,115
媽?

732
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:28,828
她說的就是他!

733
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,416
是我媽媽的弟弟!

734
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:43,300
他們小的時候,他把她嚇得屁滾尿流!

735
00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:54,186
別讓他進來!

736
00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,150
你在馬戲團?

737
00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,860
媽說你是馴獸師

738
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,445
不,一開始不是

739
00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:06,449
一開始,是"波德戈爾尼,去敲帳篷的釘

740
00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:09,452
波德戈爾尼,把這些厚皮動物清理乾淨"

741
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:12,997
然後,有一天晚上,大貓表演

742
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:15,499
他感冒了,所以...

743
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,960
"鮑裏斯·波德戈爾尼，去跟獅子一起"

744
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,670
他騙人,對吧?

745
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:22,840
-不,他在講故事
-知道那是什麼感覺嗎?

746
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,884
混蛋,姐妹們

747
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,678
-太粗魯了
-他說"混蛋"!

748
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,096
我知道

749
00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:32,391
你什麼時候開始拍電影的?

750
00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:34,351
1927

751
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,936
1927年的「爵士歌手」

752
00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,229
那一年開始有聲電影

753
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,023
是啊,是有聲電影,但我的不是

754
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:41,525
我從「湯姆叔叔的小屋」開始

755
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,194
不說話

756
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,696
哈里·波拉德的電影

757
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,323
他是塞利格電影公司的

758
00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:50,201
他娶了叫瑪姬什麼的

759
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:52,203
他是「湯姆叔叔的小屋」導演

760
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,746
盤子給我

761
00:47:53,746 --> 00:47:57,208
波拉德需要人幫他對付警犬

762
00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:00,753
我的朋友弗萊捨克是狗狗表演界的大人物

763
00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,213
主要是貴賓狗

764
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:05,466
但是,弗萊捨克對波拉德說"當然"

765
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:08,094
"是啊,獵犬,貴賓犬,有什麼區別?"

766
00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,263
於是,他就走了

767
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:15,226
但是,這時,弗萊捨克

768
00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,436
他受夠了仇恨猶太人的人

769
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:21,023
馬戲團裏有很多這樣的人

770
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,983
不是很多猶太人,而是很多仇恨猶太人的人

771
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:24,819
-是啊
-但是電影...

772
00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:27,238
哇哦!

773
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,198
弗萊捨克寫信給我,說"鮑裏斯"

774
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:31,408
"鮑裏斯"

775
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:33,828
"好萊塢我很熟

776
00:48:33,828 --> 00:48:37,498
我和道格拉斯·費爾班克斯和裏卡多·科爾特斯在一起"

777
00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:38,707
"來好萊塢吧"

778
00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:40,084
所以,我就去了

779
00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:45,131
你老婆不洗碗嗎?

780
00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:47,967
鋼琴手

781
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:50,302
啊,了解

782
00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:55,432
你喜歡看電影嗎,皮特爾沙先生?

783
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:58,435
中士從山上過來

784
00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:02,189
我要走到他下面,這樣我們就能看到他和天空

785
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,858
所以我們看不到他所看到的

786
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,568
但我們確實看到他,真的...

787
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,403
他都快瘋了,對吧?

788
00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:09,613
因為他看到的太可怕了

789
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:12,449
然後,我要轉動攝像機,讓我們看到它

790
00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:15,119
只是在另一個筆記本上,等一下

791
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,288
如果那是電影的話,嗯...

792
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,665
你可以展示給我看,不用說太多

793
00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:21,917
不,那只是我們愚蠢的露營之旅

794
00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:23,419
我爸爸...

795
00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:25,296
他要我把這段露營影片剪輯起來

796
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,463
這樣媽媽就會高興起來

797
00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:29,800
因為她心碎了

798
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,760
因為她媽媽過世

799
00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:35,264
但是你,導演先生,你不想做

800
00:49:35,264 --> 00:49:36,640
你爸爸要你做的

801
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,018
因為你想拍你的戰爭片?

802
00:49:39,018 --> 00:49:41,145
是的

803
00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,314
相信我,小山米,我明白

804
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:48,402
你會在家庭和藝術之間拉扯

805
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,823
聽到沒?

806
00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:55,326
哦,我媽媽在練習,她總是...

807
00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:57,578
你話太多了,好好聽

808
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:06,837
當她還小時,就已經這樣彈了

809
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:12,051
你媽本來能成為演奏鋼琴家

810
00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:15,012
她是小魯賓斯坦

811
00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,848
她可以演奏...

812
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:21,518
只要你能說出來,她都可以演奏

813
00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:23,187
她...

814
00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:27,566
有一次,我去辛辛那提看她、蒂娜和梅納什

815
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:31,862
她對我說她想成為一個偉大的鋼琴家

816
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,656
但她沒有這麼做

817
00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:36,533
沒錯,她真的很棒,你知道,她在電視上表演

818
00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:37,952
電視嗎?切!

819
00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:41,455
她本可以在維也納的金色大廳演奏

820
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:44,917
知道嗎,你也擁有

821
00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,710
蘊藏在她內心的力量

822
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:47,753
藝術

823
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,216
就像我,就像你

824
00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:55,928
我們是癮君子,藝術就是我們的毒品

825
00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:57,513
家人,我們所愛

826
00:50:57,513 --> 00:51:00,891
但是藝術,我們是為藝術而生

827
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,602
你真以為我想離開我的姐妹,我的爸媽

828
00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:06,855
然後把我的蠢腦袋塞進獅子嘴裏?

829
00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:10,025
把你的頭放進獅子嘴裏是藝術嗎?

830
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:17,616
不,塞進獅子的嘴裏是球

831
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:22,246
免得獅子吃掉我的頭,這就是藝術

832
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:27,001
你外婆,沒跟米茲說

833
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,877
"做你想做的吧"

834
00:51:28,877 --> 00:51:32,881
我姐姐是個好人,但她很害怕

835
00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:34,425
擔心你媽媽

836
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,302
她有家庭就有安全感

837
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:38,595
所以米茲放棄了一切

838
00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:43,267
希望你記住那有多疼

839
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:47,062
當有人問你"在做什麼的?"時,通常只會說...

840
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,398
"哦,不錯喔,這是一種愛好

841
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,317
就像集郵或收集蝴蝶一樣"

842
00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:53,277
好好感覺你的臉,現在的感覺

843
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:54,528
是啊,你差點就成功了

844
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:55,946
你會記得鮑裏斯舅舅嗎

845
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,489
還有他告訴你的嗎

846
00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:59,992
因為你要加入馬戲團了,我看得出來

847
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,452
你等不及了

848
00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:02,953
你想在大帳棚裡

849
00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:05,456
你會鏟大象屎直到他們說

850
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,208
"好吧,山米,現在騎這頭該死的大象

851
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,877
哦,你喜歡那些人,是嗎?

852
00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:12,838
你妹妹,你媽,你爸,除了...

853
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,883
除了這個

854
00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:17,760
這個,我覺得你更愛一點

855
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,969
不,我不喜歡

856
00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:23,015
哦,嘿,隨你怎麼跑,小子

857
00:52:23,015 --> 00:52:25,476
但你知道我不是在吹牛

858
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:29,521
你會拍你的電影,你會做你的藝術

859
00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:32,649
你會記得有多疼

860
00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:35,110
你懂我的意思嗎?

861
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:38,655
藝術會給你天上的冠冕,地上的桂冠

862
00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,449
但是...

863
00:52:40,449 --> 00:52:44,661
它會讓你心碎,讓你孤獨

864
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:47,164
你所愛之人會為你狂歡

865
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,208
你會成為沙漠中的流亡者

866
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,876
吉普賽人

867
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,754
藝術不是遊戲

868
00:52:53,754 --> 00:52:55,547
藝術像獅子的嘴一樣危險

869
00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:57,341
它會咬掉你的頭

870
00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:00,844
看著我

871
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:04,723
看著我

872
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:08,519
蒂尼不想跟我有任何瓜葛,這是不是很奇怪?

873
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:11,021
跟我一起...

874
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,232
哦,蒂娜

875
00:53:13,232 --> 00:53:17,194
哦,蒂娜!

876
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,321
我...

877
00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:25,786
住手!住手!

878
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:29,373
怎麼,你沒見過有人悲傷嗎?

879
00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:36,380
睡覺吧,小寶貝

880
00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:46,181
你可以睡在床上,我有睡袋

881
00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,558
我要為我姊姊祈福

882
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:48,976
我睡在地板

883
00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:50,602
你也想睡在地板嗎?

884
00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:52,938
她是你外婆

885
00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:56,066
撕破你的衣服,睡地板

886
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:58,277
晚安

887
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,917
-說"再見"
-再見

888
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:15,085
再見

889
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,382
我不知道媽媽在擔心什麼

890
00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:05,636
這次來就很愉快啊

891
00:55:07,882 --> 00:55:19,636
(巴哈：D小調協奏曲
改編自馬切羅的雙簧管協奏曲)

892
01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:04,369
討厭

893
01:01:27,475 --> 01:01:31,229
這就是生活

894
01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:44,743
只有妳能防止森林火災

895
01:02:29,955 --> 01:02:33,959
你做的真好,寶貝

896
01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:37,170
你太了解我了

897
01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:46,304
嘿,兄弟,不錯吧,嗯?

898
01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:49,265
嘿,山米,做得真棒

899
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:54,896
去死,美國佬!

900
01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:58,984
移動！ 移動！ 倒退！

901
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:06,950
攻擊！

902
01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:10,954
掩護!

903
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,130
到處都是德國佬!

904
01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,466
他們人太多了!

905
01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,324
轉身

906
01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:49,367
卡!

907
01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:52,162
太好了...

908
01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:55,123
好的,過來,到這裏

909
01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:58,001
你在這裏站一分鐘

910
01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,003
看看剛剛發生的事

911
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:02,130
-整整一分鐘?
-我會給你信號

912
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:03,923
我想讓你開始動作,好嗎?所以你...

913
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:05,550
你是說我應該數60嗎?

914
01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:07,010
-什麼?不是,不是
-就像默念一個密西西比

915
01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,011
兩個密西西比,然後動作?

916
01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:09,179
不要數到60

917
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:11,431
你只要...

918
01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:14,434
你就像就像...

919
01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:16,019
"哦,天哪"

920
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:20,231
就像"我所有的人,他們都...

921
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:22,192
他們都死了,我所有的人,他們都——他們都..."

922
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:25,445
所以你想讓我演戲什麼

923
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:27,030
沒錯

924
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,698
-就像我有點難過之類的?
-對

925
01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,742
-這才是重點
-因為我整排...

926
01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:32,118
對,對,你的排

927
01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:34,746
你的...你的人!

928
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:37,707
他們已經被消滅了

929
01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:40,627
這些人是你的家人

930
01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:43,713
你的家人

931
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,882
-就像,被謀殺..

932
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:47,801
這是你的錯

933
01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:49,969
你對他們這樣,你...

934
01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:51,471
是納粹吧...

935
01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:53,389
但是你下命令

936
01:04:53,389 --> 01:04:55,141
來到死亡谷

937
01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,392
好嗎?你決定

938
01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,561
沒有別人,你可以...

939
01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:02,690
你本可以讓他們避免的,對吧?

940
01:05:02,690 --> 01:05:06,486
因為他們信任你,愛你

941
01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:13,076
現在你只能看著這一切...

942
01:05:14,953 --> 01:05:18,957
..你幹的好事

943
01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:23,336
...你卻只能兩手一攤

944
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,089
因為他們都死了

945
01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:29,634
-哇,實在太...
-是啊

946
01:05:30,969 --> 01:05:32,595
真棒

947
01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:36,266
好的,好的

948
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,934
-可以吧?
-上膛

949
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:39,602
好,上膛

950
01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:41,104
好

951
01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:39,412
哦,山米?

952
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:42,040
你要他走多遠?

953
01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,376
卡!

954
01:06:50,465 --> 01:06:52,383
嘿,都卡了,安吉洛!

955
01:06:52,383 --> 01:06:54,469
安吉洛!安吉洛!

956
01:06:54,469 --> 01:06:55,720
回來!回來!

957
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,014
-他已經說"卡!"
-安吉洛!安吉洛!

958
01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:09,729
好棒!

959
01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:13,316
太棒了!

960
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,367
山米!

961
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:29,415
哦,寶貝!

962
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:32,460
你不再是普通人了

963
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:34,837
那部電影,我的天

964
01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:36,881
實在...

965
01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,550
嗨,法貝爾曼太太

966
01:09:47,725 --> 01:09:49,143
德米爾先生

967
01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:50,686
過來

968
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:54,190
-嘿,他來了
-恭喜你,年輕人

969
01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:55,733
恭喜你

970
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,485
根據你爸爸的戰爭故事改編的吧?

971
01:09:57,485 --> 01:09:58,986
差不多啦,但他不太喜歡

972
01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:00,696
-談這件事,所以...
-了解

973
01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:04,075
爸,媽要搭班尼的車

974
01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:05,368
回家會合

975
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:06,702
嘿,最後一幕...

976
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:08,287
你為什麼這麼喜歡血?

977
01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:10,915
你會拍一部有女孩角色的電影嗎？

978
01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,625
-是啊
-開創事業...

979
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,377
-什麼?
-找女生當主角,例如..

980
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:17,046
所有的男人只會望著天空發呆

981
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,923
然後有個女孩來解救世界

982
01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:23,052
救溺水者的五個步驟是什麼?

983
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,179
第一是游到那個人背後

984
01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:26,514
這樣你就不會被抓住

985
01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:28,724
第二,把你的手臂搭在他的胸前

986
01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:30,393
-或者她的胸部
-第三...

987
01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:32,311
山米不會,他太害怕女孩的咪咪了

988
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:34,522
第三,和被救的人一起仰泳

989
01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:36,566
貼著你的胸部,用另一隻手划水

990
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,526
說到咪咪,如果妳有的話

991
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:39,986
會舉辦一個聚會...

992
01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:41,571
在會上,會給她頒獎

993
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:44,365
四呢?

994
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,662
糟糕

995
01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:51,289
把被救的人帶上岸,笨蛋

996
01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:53,416
第五呢?

997
01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:56,794
打電話給殯儀館

998
01:11:00,173 --> 01:11:01,883
這是嚴肅的事情

999
01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:04,051
我必須知道這些才能獲得救生證書

1000
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:06,762
更多小孩死於游泳事故

1001
01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:08,264
比其他任何事故都嚴重

1002
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,432
對不起,我很抱歉

1003
01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:10,933
並不是所有事都是拿還當笑話

1004
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:13,269
第五步是什麼?

1005
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,271
為什麼你什麼都可以笑

1006
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:16,647
那怕不好笑也笑

1007
01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:18,399
妳總是得當所有人的目光焦點

1008
01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:22,069
快吃,嘴裏塞滿東西時別說話

1009
01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:25,239
游泳考試前我不吃東西

1010
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:27,575
下水前吃東西,搞不好會抽筋

1011
01:11:27,575 --> 01:11:29,452
然後因為抽筋而淹死!

1012
01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:30,703
別對她大吼大叫！

1013
01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:33,122
山米·法伯爾曼,真是!

1014
01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,457
這幾個星期

1015
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,792
你老是對我沒大沒小!

1016
01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:38,002
沒大沒小?!

1017
01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:40,254
你為什麼對我這麼惡劣?!

1018
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:41,672
你真是XXX,我可是你媽!

1019
01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:43,966
真希望妳不是!

1020
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:11,118
讓我看看

1021
01:12:11,118 --> 01:12:13,120
天啊

1022
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,330
我做了什麼?

1023
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,712
說話啊

1024
01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,590
山米,說話啊

1025
01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:26,133
怎麼回事

1026
01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:31,055
你知道我有多愛你嗎?

1027
01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:42,024
別走

1028
01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:25,855
媽

1029
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,190
媽

1030
01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:32,278
我不會說的

1031
01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:36,615
我不會說的,我不會的

1032
01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:40,327
我不會說的

1033
01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:41,871
我不會的

1034
01:16:02,767 --> 01:16:04,727
你確定嗎?

1035
01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:12,026
給你,銀貨兩訖

1036
01:16:12,026 --> 01:16:14,695
請稍等,東西在裏面

1037
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:20,701
搬家前大進柯達存貨嗎?

1038
01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:22,161
不是,我...

1039
01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:24,288
聰明,這裏的軟片比加州便宜

1040
01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:27,249
我敢打賭那裏的東西都更貴

1041
01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:28,918
你的忠實客戶要走了

1042
01:16:28,918 --> 01:16:33,589
他全家要搬到西部去

1043
01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:35,674
他剛把攝影機賣給我

1044
01:16:35,674 --> 01:16:37,927
噢,是嗎?為什麼?

1045
01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:39,428
他說不玩了

1046
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:41,639
抱歉讓你久等了,洛伊先生

1047
01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:43,599
這是特別訂購

1048
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,142
你買攝影機?

1049
01:16:48,646 --> 01:16:50,439
是給你的!

1050
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,817
我知道你很喜歡用它拍戰爭片

1051
01:16:52,817 --> 01:16:54,443
我覺得你應該有一個自己的

1052
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:59,281
這是送別禮

1053
01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:02,868
班尼叔叔送的"我相信你"的禮物

1054
01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:15,923
因為那部?

1055
01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,052
那部電影嗎?

1056
01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:23,097
那是你爸的榮耀時刻

1057
01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:26,684
天啊,山米,那傢伙值得嗎

1058
01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:28,352
打從在RCA的時候

1059
01:17:28,352 --> 01:17:31,020
在幾乎沒有人知道之前,包括IBM

1060
01:17:32,020 --> 01:17:32,481
他就知道計算機的發展方向

1061
01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:36,277
而IBM?

1062
01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:38,237
就是需要像伯特這樣的人

1063
01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:40,990
搞清出並解決問題的地方...

1064
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:43,033
他們會改變整個世界

1065
01:17:43,033 --> 01:17:45,411
所以這是一個正確的決定

1066
01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:51,041
還有種種原因。

1067
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:57,339
我為你感到高興

1068
01:17:57,339 --> 01:17:59,425
你知道的

1069
01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:01,135
但我會想你的

1070
01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:04,179
你們所有人,很多人

1071
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:13,731
不管你怎麼看我,孩子

1072
01:18:13,731 --> 01:18:15,024
但如果你停止拍電影

1073
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,818
這會讓你媽傷心的

1074
01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:20,321
真會傷透她的心,真的

1075
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,616
任何人都不該讓她這樣

1076
01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:26,035
尤其是你

1077
01:18:39,089 --> 01:18:41,717
我出35塊跟你買

1078
01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:44,720
你還真會討價還價,孩子

1079
01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:04,114
不過,我還是不拍電影了

1080
01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:07,743
在加州大家都拍電影

1081
01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:19,129
不用找了

1082
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:34,853
新房子什麼時候會好?

1083
01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:37,773
幾個月後,春天時

1084
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,608
我可以有自己的房間嗎?

1085
01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:42,069
每個人都有自己的房間

1086
01:19:42,069 --> 01:19:44,279
-耶!
-沒錯!

1087
01:19:50,494 --> 01:19:53,038
我突然想起來,昨晚做一個有趣的夢

1088
01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:54,790
什麼夢?

1089
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:57,251
真不敢相信我夢到了這個

1090
01:19:57,251 --> 01:20:00,129
班尼和我吵了一架

1091
01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:04,133
然後我衝過去一拳打在他鼻子上

1092
01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:18,772
怎麼了?

1093
01:20:18,772 --> 01:20:20,107
媽暈車嗎?

1094
01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:22,359
給她點時間吧

1095
01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:48,510
班尼和我,從沒...

1096
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,637
從沒...

1097
01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:56,560
我絕不會讓事情演變到你想的那樣

1098
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,938
我從沒想過這些

1099
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:02,691
你覺得爸爸知道嗎?

1100
01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:04,109
我不...我不是說...

1101
01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:05,652
我不是說"你告訴他了嗎?"

1102
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:07,029
我知道你沒有

1103
01:21:07,821 --> 01:21:09,573
但是...

1104
01:21:13,994 --> 01:21:16,538
但你覺得他知道嗎?

1105
01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:22,336
我已經告訴他很多次了

1106
01:21:22,336 --> 01:21:25,713
我本想跟他說"伯特,有些事

1107
01:21:25,713 --> 01:21:27,216
我必須告訴你"

1108
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,718
可是當他看著我

1109
01:21:28,718 --> 01:21:30,969
就會像他無法想像我們之間會有什麼問題似的

1110
01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:33,555
所以我只能說"伯特,有螞蟻"

1111
01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:37,351
或者"伯特,你能爬到屋頂上

1112
01:21:37,351 --> 01:21:39,394
轉一下天線嗎,我想看5頻道?"

1113
01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:41,939
當然,他確實照做了

1114
01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:49,321
我不能和你父親吵架

1115
01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:54,118
他很寵我

1116
01:21:55,911 --> 01:22:00,666
我一鬧脾氣,他就從薩克斯百貨買新衣給我

1117
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:05,462
媽,給妳看我拍的時候

1118
01:22:05,462 --> 01:22:07,673
我從沒想過會發生這些事

1119
01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:14,596
內疚是一種浪費的情緒

1120
01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:23,438
接下來會怎樣?

1121
01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:28,819
我要繼續當你的媽

1122
01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:32,406
繼續當孩子們的媽

1123
01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:34,283
儘管我有無數的缺點

1124
01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:36,743
我不會毀了大家的一切

1125
01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:38,954
我不會只顧自己

1126
01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:44,918
伯特·法貝爾曼是世上最善良,最聰明

1127
01:22:44,918 --> 01:22:47,462
最睿智,最有耐心,最體面

1128
01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:49,590
最善解人意的人

1129
01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:52,551
我要和他保持婚姻

1130
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:17,326
這只是暫時租的

1131
01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:18,702
新房子將會準備好

1132
01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:20,913
比說"傑克·羅賓遜"還快(形容一眨眼工夫)

1133
01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:23,165
傑克·羅賓遜

1134
01:23:25,042 --> 01:23:27,169
我們還在這裏

1135
01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:30,005
告訴我你是否打算

1136
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,381
一輩子悶悶不樂

1137
01:23:31,381 --> 01:23:32,633
或者這是你打算超越的東西

1138
01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:33,967
別說啦

1139
01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:35,761
你是想獲得痛苦證章

1140
01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:37,554
你給媽臉色

1141
01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:39,848
她甚至不能起床做早餐,而且...

1142
01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:41,266
這樣好了,各位,訂新規則

1143
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,101
早上我們走路上學時

1144
01:23:43,101 --> 01:23:45,312
讓我們把法貝爾曼家的混亂

1145
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:47,439
留在法貝爾曼家舊到發霉的租屋裏

1146
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,733
所以,每天八小時,就讓我們當個正常的孩子

1147
01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:52,360
上普通的學校,好嗎?

1148
01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:54,863
你手上粘了膠水之類的

1149
01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:57,950
-太簡單了
-我就是這麼跟你說的

1150
01:23:57,950 --> 01:24:00,535
就像我們空降到

1151
01:24:00,535 --> 01:24:03,747
巨人陣一樣(同儕間的欺凌)

1152
01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,707
來吧

1153
01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:08,794
借過,借過

1154
01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:12,798
舉球!很好

1155
01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:14,216
阿塔強森.

1156
01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:16,927
-我的球
-舉球

1157
01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:18,929
二傳

1158
01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:20,555
-擊球
-接球

1159
01:24:20,555 --> 01:24:21,890
我的球

1160
01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:24,476
舉球!

1161
01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:26,853
好球

1162
01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:31,024
好球,阿塔貝比,洛根

1163
01:24:33,026 --> 01:24:34,569
再來,再來

1164
01:24:34,569 --> 01:24:37,197
加油

1165
01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:39,074
漂亮

1166
01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:41,076
保持強度,繼續

1167
01:24:42,995 --> 01:24:44,788
傳球,好球,傑克

1168
01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:46,498
幹得好,克裏斯

1169
01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,543
法貝爾曼,這不會傷害你的

1170
01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:51,128
這是排球,不是炮彈

1171
01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:53,964
開始,發球

1172
01:24:53,964 --> 01:24:55,549
上!

1173
01:24:55,549 --> 01:24:56,758
阿塔貝比!

1174
01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:57,968
很好的反擊

1175
01:24:57,968 --> 01:24:59,219
動起來,快...

1176
01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:03,724
很抱歉,我不是...

1177
01:25:03,724 --> 01:25:06,226
我要宰了你,你個混蛋!

1178
01:25:06,226 --> 01:25:08,103
嘿,柴德

1179
01:25:09,855 --> 01:25:11,315
冷静

1180
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:13,775
我不是故意的

1181
01:25:13,775 --> 01:25:15,944
-你沒事吧?我...
-疼死了,混蛋

1182
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:18,113
說話客氣點，洛根

1183
01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,495
去把球撿回來

1184
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:28,123
當然,好的

1185
01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:31,626
走吧

1186
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:36,131
嘿,新來的

1187
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,133
你叫什麼名字?

1188
01:25:40,093 --> 01:25:42,054
山姆

1189
01:25:42,054 --> 01:25:44,473
山姆什麼?

1190
01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:49,436
法貝爾曼

1191
01:25:51,938 --> 01:25:53,899
就跟你說他是猶太人

1192
01:25:53,899 --> 01:25:55,650
他不喜歡猶太人

1193
01:25:55,650 --> 01:25:58,320
沒有人喜歡猶太人

1194
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:01,198
除了其他猶太人,對吧?

1195
01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:04,826
所以,貝果曼...

1196
01:26:04,826 --> 01:26:06,370
不對,那不是我的名字

1197
01:26:06,370 --> 01:26:08,163
-別這麼叫我
-所以...

1198
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:10,415
你讓我最好的朋友腦震盪了,貝果曼

1199
01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:13,043
-不,我沒有,少煩了

1200
01:26:13,043 --> 01:26:15,170
不要和我爭論

1201
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,506
嚴重的腦震盪

1202
01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:20,884
那我們會讓你付出什麼代價?

1203
01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:23,428
這個怎麼樣?我們...

1204
01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:25,013
會在你喝水時

1205
01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:28,308
不聲不響從你身後走出來,然後砰!

1206
01:26:28,308 --> 01:26:31,770
嚇得你滿地找牙

1207
01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:36,066
嘿,看著我

1208
01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:41,321
他精神錯亂了

1209
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,199
所以自己小心點

1210
01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:09,891
關門!

1211
01:27:15,730 --> 01:27:18,400
-媽養了一隻猴子
-你為什麼養猴子?

1212
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,818
因為我需要開懷大笑

1213
01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:24,656
幫忙一下

1214
01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,741
不知道說明書說什麼

1215
01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:28,618
小心,小心

1216
01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:30,662
下來!

1217
01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:33,707
我去拿香蕉

1218
01:27:33,707 --> 01:27:36,293
小心窗簾,租來的

1219
01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:48,180
嗯,你好

1220
01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:49,848
你哪位?

1221
01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:51,516
他是我的

1222
01:27:51,516 --> 01:27:53,685
我們該怎麼稱呼他?

1223
01:27:54,478 --> 01:27:57,189
班尼,他叫班尼

1224
01:28:03,862 --> 01:28:06,239
我不想看心理醫生,伯特

1225
01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:07,532
妳嚇到孩子了

1226
01:28:07,532 --> 01:28:08,742
整天都在睡覺

1227
01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:10,452
我想念沙漠

1228
01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:12,037
我想念躁熱

1229
01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:13,914
你還沒拆箱鋼琴

1230
01:28:13,914 --> 01:28:16,917
你不做飯,不購物,也不拆行李

1231
01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:18,668
精神科醫生會告訴你

1232
01:28:18,668 --> 01:28:20,629
為什麼你會這樣

1233
01:28:20,629 --> 01:28:22,464
他們不能讓你有不同的感覺

1234
01:28:22,464 --> 01:28:24,466
你的行為就像你母親去世時

1235
01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:27,844
你就像在服喪,但沒人死

1236
01:28:30,013 --> 01:28:31,556
好吧

1237
01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:35,560
所以我要給猴子改名字

1238
01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:51,576
IBM不適合他,米茲

1239
01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:56,039
班尼...他...

1240
01:28:56,039 --> 01:28:59,543
是我最好的朋友

1241
01:28:59,543 --> 01:29:01,545
但他們不需要他

1242
01:29:01,545 --> 01:29:03,672
這是我所知道的

1243
01:29:05,465 --> 01:29:07,592
我也不需要他

1244
01:29:09,719 --> 01:29:12,347
班尼不是你的朋友

1245
01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:15,892
但你知道他是我的

1246
01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:20,355
這是什麼意思?

1247
01:30:16,703 --> 01:30:19,414
洛根,我真的,真的很想你

1248
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,630
是誰在那兒?

1249
01:30:26,630 --> 01:30:28,882
是誰?

1250
01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:42,604
是貝果曼喔

1251
01:30:54,115 --> 01:30:56,368
我在你儲物櫃裏留了點零食

1252
01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,453
喜歡嗎?

1253
01:30:58,453 --> 01:30:59,829
我猜他不餓

1254
01:30:59,829 --> 01:31:01,831
呃,他說...他說是...

1255
01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:03,792
-那叫什麼,查德?
-潔食

1256
01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:06,211
-潔食
-別鬧了,白癡!

1257
01:31:06,211 --> 01:31:09,005
我們談過這個

1258
01:31:09,005 --> 01:31:10,799
好吧

1259
01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:13,176
來吧,我們訓練要遲到了

1260
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:18,515
怎麼回事?你是猶太人嗎?

1261
01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:24,813
天哪,腦袋燒壞了

1262
01:31:24,813 --> 01:31:26,481
甚至不能和她說話

1263
01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:29,025
才不是

1264
01:31:29,025 --> 01:31:31,236
向她道歉

1265
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:33,321
為了什麼?

1266
01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:36,199
對她拋媚眼流口水

1267
01:31:36,199 --> 01:31:38,326
我沒有對她流口水

1268
01:31:38,326 --> 01:31:41,329
那就為害死基督向她道歉

1269
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:44,582
你為什麼要扇動他?

1270
01:31:45,583 --> 01:31:46,918
來啊

1271
01:31:46,918 --> 01:31:50,171
那就為害死們的主向她道歉

1272
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,967
別走

1273
01:31:53,967 --> 01:31:55,760
-來看我跑步
-不了

1274
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:57,345
-我現在沒心情
-哦,拜託

1275
01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:58,888
妳在我跑得更好

1276
01:31:58,888 --> 01:32:01,558
向她道歉,你這個害死基督的混蛋!

1277
01:32:01,558 --> 01:32:03,518
我要回家

1278
01:32:05,437 --> 01:32:07,230
快說對不起

1279
01:32:07,230 --> 01:32:10,024
你讓我和我女朋友很困擾

1280
01:32:10,024 --> 01:32:12,861
我顯然不到兩千歲

1281
01:32:12,861 --> 01:32:16,030
也沒去過羅馬,我不會道歉的

1282
01:32:16,030 --> 01:32:18,867
但是,知道嗎,也許,你男朋友應該

1283
01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:21,119
為半小時前在樓梯間

1284
01:32:21,119 --> 01:32:23,830
和一個紅髮小三親熱向妳道歉

1285
01:32:23,830 --> 01:32:26,207
他是在撒謊,他...我才沒有

1286
01:32:26,207 --> 01:32:27,375
我發誓

1287
01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,210
你說跟她已經結束了

1288
01:32:30,628 --> 01:32:33,965
洛根,你騙我!

1289
01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:37,594
克勞迪婭

1290
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,855
你犯了個錯誤,聽好了

1291
01:32:48,855 --> 01:32:50,231
你搞錯了

1292
01:32:50,231 --> 01:32:51,733
-你要負責
-打爆他的頭!

1293
01:32:51,733 --> 01:32:53,401
閉嘴,查德,該死的!

1294
01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,695
明天你第一件事就是去找她

1295
01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:57,405
跟她說你撒謊

1296
01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:58,907
就說...你很害怕

1297
01:32:58,907 --> 01:33:00,492
就想說什麼就說什麼,但你得告訴她

1298
01:33:00,492 --> 01:33:03,411
那不是真的,你也沒有看到

1299
01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:05,747
否則我發誓,我會修理你

1300
01:33:05,747 --> 01:33:07,999
讓你滿地找牙

1301
01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:10,835
明白嗎?

1302
01:33:10,835 --> 01:33:13,588
點頭表示你明白

1303
01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:28,228
他不肯告訴我是誰幹的

1304
01:33:28,228 --> 01:33:30,438
問他是誰幹的

1305
01:33:30,438 --> 01:33:32,440
告訴你父親是誰幹的,他會開車

1306
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:34,317
去那個小混蛋家

1307
01:33:34,317 --> 01:33:36,319
-把他打得半死
-鼻子斷了嗎?

1308
01:33:36,319 --> 01:33:38,196
當然沒,否則怎會坐在這裏

1309
01:33:38,196 --> 01:33:39,697
-鼻子斷了嗎?
-誰打你?

1310
01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:41,324
你在乎是誰幹的嗎?

1311
01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:43,117
不像你的作風

1312
01:33:43,117 --> 01:33:44,744
先告訴我發生了什麼事

1313
01:33:44,744 --> 01:33:46,538
若有什麼事,就是我討厭這裏

1314
01:33:46,538 --> 01:33:49,874
你把我們帶到這裏來是因為...

1315
01:33:49,874 --> 01:33:52,126
因為我找到了一份更好的工作,所以我們搬家了

1316
01:33:52,126 --> 01:33:54,963
你甚至不在乎你在哪裏

1317
01:33:54,963 --> 01:33:57,298
你哪都可以工作,就算冰島也好

1318
01:33:57,298 --> 01:33:59,592
你埋頭在那該死的機器

1319
01:33:59,592 --> 01:34:02,679
所以你可以快樂,而我們都在痛苦...

1320
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:04,180
-別說
-別...

1321
01:34:04,180 --> 01:34:05,807
但你血流在地毯上了

1322
01:34:05,807 --> 01:34:07,183
這是租來的房子

1323
01:34:07,183 --> 01:34:09,310
你都沒注意到我們有多討厭這裏

1324
01:34:09,310 --> 01:34:12,647
我們幾乎是方圓幾英里內唯一的猶太人

1325
01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:14,941
一切都很糟糕...

1326
01:34:14,941 --> 01:34:18,695
你在乎這是你的錯嗎...

1327
01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:20,029
還有現在發生的一切...

1328
01:34:20,029 --> 01:34:21,656
就因為你搬家

1329
01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:23,032
還把我們都帶來這?!

1330
01:34:23,032 --> 01:34:25,243
我來這裏就是為了更加努力工作

1331
01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:26,786
要承擔更多的責任

1332
01:34:26,786 --> 01:34:28,288
大家似乎都沒注意到

1333
01:34:28,288 --> 01:34:29,873
這樣我就能給我們建個漂亮的家...

1334
01:34:29,873 --> 01:34:31,291
可以先停一下嗎?我也有話要說

1335
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:33,042
不,不,你不是來蓋房子

1336
01:34:33,042 --> 01:34:34,836
你不是來工作,你是在逃避

1337
01:34:34,836 --> 01:34:36,588
你到底有什麼話要說,山米!

1338
01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:38,089
如果有

1339
01:34:38,089 --> 01:34:39,841
那就一吐為快,今天就當面說清楚!

1340
01:34:39,841 --> 01:34:42,218
我開始接受治療

1341
01:36:17,021 --> 01:36:19,232
無論如何

1342
01:36:19,232 --> 01:36:21,234
我真正想說的是

1343
01:36:21,234 --> 01:36:23,152
關於昨天,我要說的是...

1344
01:36:23,152 --> 01:36:25,405
那不是真的,我撒謊了

1345
01:36:25,405 --> 01:36:27,615
我很抱歉

1346
01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:29,158
但是為什麼呢?

1347
01:36:29,158 --> 01:36:31,160
-我對你做過什麼?
-哦,沒有

1348
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:32,954
-不是因為妳
-這真是...

1349
01:36:32,954 --> 01:36:35,164
-不好,知道嗎?
-我不是故意傷害...

1350
01:36:35,164 --> 01:36:37,542
-我不是故意傷害妳
-因為我真的很愛洛根

1351
01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:38,710
是啊,她哭著睡著

1352
01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:39,961
想著他偷吃

1353
01:36:39,961 --> 01:36:41,212
你應該考慮到

1354
01:36:41,212 --> 01:36:43,214
別人的感受

1355
01:36:43,214 --> 01:36:45,049
但洛根要我說我害死基督

1356
01:36:45,049 --> 01:36:46,384
-那不是洛根
-什麼?

1357
01:36:46,384 --> 01:36:47,969
-是查德
-他為什麼要這麼做?

1358
01:36:47,969 --> 01:36:50,013
洛根笑了,他認為這很搞笑

1359
01:36:51,472 --> 01:36:53,474
他是猶太人

1360
01:36:53,474 --> 01:36:55,309
就說嘛

1361
01:36:56,602 --> 01:36:59,147
是啊,打從我割包皮那天起

1362
01:37:06,612 --> 01:37:09,157
你怎麼知道她是紅髮的?

1363
01:37:09,157 --> 01:37:11,284
-我的天啊
-嗯?

1364
01:37:11,284 --> 01:37:13,494
他和蕾妮·雷諾茲親熱?

1365
01:37:16,372 --> 01:37:18,458
如果你在撒謊...

1366
01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:20,960
...你怎麼知道她頭髮的顏色?

1367
01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:33,347
疼嗎?

1368
01:37:33,347 --> 01:37:35,349
所以你不信耶穌囉?

1369
01:37:35,349 --> 01:37:37,435
莫妮卡對耶穌信得要死

1370
01:37:38,519 --> 01:37:40,146
我無法想像沒有他的生活

1371
01:37:40,146 --> 01:37:43,357
我們已經有5000年的歷史了

1372
01:37:43,357 --> 01:37:45,902
所以我想這是可能的

1373
01:37:45,902 --> 01:37:48,446
也許我們可以...

1374
01:37:48,446 --> 01:37:51,824
或許吧,聚在一起祈禱

1375
01:37:53,868 --> 01:37:56,245
什麼,妳和我?

1376
01:37:56,245 --> 01:37:58,331
我們可以讓他進入你的心

1377
01:37:58,331 --> 01:38:02,710
看看會怎樣

1378
01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:05,880
好啊,好啊

1379
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:07,340
我是說...

1380
01:38:07,340 --> 01:38:10,051
什麼時候?今天嗎?

1381
01:38:14,388 --> 01:38:17,350
很多吧?

1382
01:38:17,350 --> 01:38:21,145
就像一個聖殿

1383
01:38:21,145 --> 01:38:23,564
某人的聖殿

1384
01:38:23,564 --> 01:38:25,066
好多人

1385
01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:27,652
他們好性感

1386
01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:29,570
我猜

1387
01:38:32,865 --> 01:38:34,867
妳信的不是耶穌

1388
01:38:34,867 --> 01:38:37,078
耶穌很性感

1389
01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:40,248
難道不是贖罪之類的嗎?

1390
01:38:40,248 --> 01:38:42,041
我不知道

1391
01:38:42,041 --> 01:38:44,252
他以男人的身份來人間

1392
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:47,004
一個英俊的年輕人

1393
01:38:47,004 --> 01:38:50,091
他可以是女孩,也可以是老人

1394
01:38:50,091 --> 01:38:52,093
或者是麻風病患者,但是...

1395
01:38:52,093 --> 01:38:54,303
沒人知道他到底長什麼樣

1396
01:38:55,096 --> 01:38:57,223
也許,他長得像你

1397
01:38:57,223 --> 01:38:59,767
哦,是因為...

1398
01:38:59,767 --> 01:39:01,227
猶太人

1399
01:39:01,227 --> 01:39:03,437
一個英俊的猶太男

1400
01:39:04,772 --> 01:39:06,941
就像你一樣

1401
01:39:23,082 --> 01:39:25,001
讓我們祈禱

1402
01:39:31,465 --> 01:39:33,551
閉上眼睛

1403
01:39:35,469 --> 01:39:37,805
主啊,我和我的朋友山米...

1404
01:39:37,805 --> 01:39:39,056
山姆

1405
01:39:39,056 --> 01:39:41,309
我和我的好朋友山姆

1406
01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:45,730
他是猶太人,是個好孩子

1407
01:39:45,730 --> 01:39:50,276
主耶穌,他善良勇敢

1408
01:39:50,276 --> 01:39:54,322
他很有趣,主啊,還有...

1409
01:39:54,322 --> 01:39:57,158
我喜歡他

1410
01:40:01,370 --> 01:40:03,289
放鬆

1411
01:40:07,835 --> 01:40:09,420
快求

1412
01:40:10,838 --> 01:40:12,673
求他進入你內

1413
01:40:12,673 --> 01:40:15,051
求他進入你內

1414
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:21,849
你好,耶穌

1415
01:40:21,849 --> 01:40:24,560
我是山姆·法貝爾曼

1416
01:40:26,145 --> 01:40:28,397
如果你是真的,請顯示

1417
01:40:28,397 --> 01:40:30,650
-一個徵兆之類,或...
-不是,等等,你不能...

1418
01:40:30,650 --> 01:40:34,403
你不能讓耶穌耍什麼把戲來打動你

1419
01:40:34,403 --> 01:40:36,239
你必須虔誠

1420
01:40:36,239 --> 01:40:38,824
你得求他這麼做,我會這樣做...

1421
01:40:39,617 --> 01:40:42,662
我祈求聖靈進入我內

1422
01:40:42,662 --> 01:40:45,790
我要用呼吸把聖靈吸進來

1423
01:40:47,208 --> 01:40:49,877
聖靈,請到我內!

1424
01:40:49,877 --> 01:40:51,712
祈求你,聖靈!

1425
01:40:51,712 --> 01:40:54,215
懇求您,親愛的聖父

1426
01:40:54,215 --> 01:40:56,425
看在我朋友山米的份上

1427
01:40:56,425 --> 01:40:57,677
山姆

1428
01:40:57,677 --> 01:40:59,262
耶穌,到我們中間來吧!

1429
01:40:59,262 --> 01:41:01,222
聽我們的禱告!

1430
01:41:01,222 --> 01:41:02,848
張嘴

1431
01:41:02,848 --> 01:41:06,435
張嘴,讓基督的靈進去

1432
01:41:33,963 --> 01:41:36,173
莫妮卡,山米,好吃的來囉

1433
01:41:36,173 --> 01:41:38,259
來啦!

1434
01:41:38,259 --> 01:41:40,011
明天放學後

1435
01:41:40,011 --> 01:41:41,971
在看台後面見面嗎?

1436
01:41:41,971 --> 01:41:43,431
-好
-酷

1437
01:41:43,431 --> 01:41:45,599
我們可以繼續祈禱

1438
01:41:55,443 --> 01:41:58,487
我小時候難過時

1439
01:41:58,487 --> 01:42:01,198
我會去動物園看猴子

1440
01:42:01,198 --> 01:42:02,950
他們讓你笑了?

1441
01:42:02,950 --> 01:42:05,286
是啊,是啊,猴子把戲

1442
01:42:05,286 --> 01:42:07,330
但事情遠不止這些

1443
01:42:07,330 --> 01:42:09,332
還有...

1444
01:42:09,332 --> 01:42:11,375
他們知道我們對他們做了什麼

1445
01:42:11,375 --> 01:42:13,336
籠子和人們的指指點點

1446
01:42:13,336 --> 01:42:15,129
我們和他們分享

1447
01:42:15,129 --> 01:42:17,423
人們有多殘忍的真相

1448
01:42:17,423 --> 01:42:19,091
但如果觀察時間夠長

1449
01:42:19,091 --> 01:42:21,969
可以看出他們知道一些我們無法想像的事情

1450
01:42:21,969 --> 01:42:23,804
重要的東西

1451
01:42:23,804 --> 01:42:25,973
他們不會讓我們參與的

1452
01:42:25,973 --> 01:42:27,975
因為專屬於他們

1453
01:42:27,975 --> 01:42:29,643
這是他們自己的把戲

1454
01:42:29,643 --> 01:42:32,396
他們的,不是我們的,是...

1455
01:42:33,939 --> 01:42:36,025
我不知道

1456
01:42:36,025 --> 01:42:37,818
泰然自若

1457
01:42:37,818 --> 01:42:39,695
沒錯

1458
01:42:41,072 --> 01:42:43,407
他們屬於他們自己

1459
01:42:43,407 --> 01:42:45,701
如果它屬於自己

1460
01:42:45,701 --> 01:42:47,953
讓它回到原來的地方去

1461
01:42:47,953 --> 01:42:50,289
不管怎樣,這就是我要猴子的原因

1462
01:42:50,289 --> 01:42:52,208
還有心理醫生

1463
01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:54,085
他把大便扔出去

1464
01:42:54,085 --> 01:42:55,878
治療師嗎?

1465
01:42:55,878 --> 01:42:57,171
不,是猴子

1466
01:42:57,171 --> 01:42:58,672
所以我才要住酒店

1467
01:42:58,672 --> 01:43:01,008
妳不必這麼做,我們有足夠的房間

1468
01:43:01,008 --> 01:43:02,927
我在新澤西的拉比說

1469
01:43:02,927 --> 01:43:05,471
家裏有猴子是不合適的

1470
01:43:05,471 --> 01:43:07,014
所以我們才不打算吃他

1471
01:43:07,014 --> 01:43:08,808
你安排他打小兒麻痹疫苗了嗎?

1472
01:43:08,808 --> 01:43:10,518
-他們會得小兒麻痹癥?
-把豌豆遞給我

1473
01:43:10,518 --> 01:43:12,019
他們幾乎什麼都容易得

1474
01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:14,188
-人類是,所以是的
-他討厭看獸醫

1475
01:43:14,188 --> 01:43:15,689
莫妮卡,這是個

1476
01:43:15,689 --> 01:43:17,983
科學家對上藝術家的家庭

1477
01:43:17,983 --> 01:43:19,402
山米和我同一國

1478
01:43:19,402 --> 01:43:21,529
他遺傳了我的天份

1479
01:43:21,529 --> 01:43:22,696
媽

1480
01:43:22,696 --> 01:43:24,115
他在科學方面很差勁

1481
01:43:24,115 --> 01:43:25,699
還有數學

1482
01:43:25,699 --> 01:43:26,992
還有體育

1483
01:43:26,992 --> 01:43:29,370
-可以別說了?
-他給我看攝影機

1484
01:43:29,370 --> 01:43:31,455
接吻及格嗎?

1485
01:43:31,455 --> 01:43:33,040
-等下告訴妳
-閉嘴!

1486
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:35,459
-他睡覺時攝影機就在枕頭下
-才沒有

1487
01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:37,211
但他什麼都沒拍

1488
01:43:37,211 --> 01:43:39,171
他可以拍"翹課日"

1489
01:43:39,171 --> 01:43:41,340
他們還沒找到攝影師

1490
01:43:41,340 --> 01:43:42,716
-你可以做志願者。
-什麼是翹課日?

1491
01:43:42,716 --> 01:43:44,510
沒關係,我不會去

1492
01:43:44,510 --> 01:43:45,928
這是高年級學生在年底要做的事

1493
01:43:45,928 --> 01:43:47,680
他們讓我們假裝蹺課

1494
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:50,015
坐公車去聖克魯斯海灘

1495
01:43:50,015 --> 01:43:51,600
你必須去!大家都去

1496
01:43:51,600 --> 01:43:53,436
我爸爸的攝影機借給你

1497
01:43:53,436 --> 01:43:54,770
超高級的

1498
01:43:54,770 --> 01:43:56,564
價值一千美元

1499
01:43:56,564 --> 01:43:59,400
我忘了,是叫阿什麼牌子的

1500
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:00,943
-等等,不是阿萊吧
-沒錯

1501
01:44:00,943 --> 01:44:04,196
你爸爸有16厘米的阿來專業攝影機?

1502
01:44:05,072 --> 01:44:07,032
哇,好,16厘米軟片現貨...

1503
01:44:07,032 --> 01:44:09,034
通常老師拍的"翹課日"電影

1504
01:44:09,034 --> 01:44:10,828
-這是個大笑話
-一卷2分45秒

1505
01:44:10,828 --> 01:44:12,663
一卷十塊錢,拍一整天,總共要...

1506
01:44:12,663 --> 01:44:14,039
-嚇死人的貴
-我欠你一個畢業禮物

1507
01:44:14,039 --> 01:44:15,916
我爸會讓學校出錢的

1508
01:44:15,916 --> 01:44:17,668
我還需要租一台16厘米的剪輯機

1509
01:44:17,668 --> 01:44:19,628
不知道要花多少錢

1510
01:44:19,628 --> 01:44:21,046
-所以這行不通
-我爸爸會租一台

1511
01:44:21,046 --> 01:44:24,008
我們可以租,不管花多少錢,對吧?

1512
01:44:24,008 --> 01:44:25,926
伯特

1513
01:44:27,553 --> 01:44:29,889
你舊的那台怎麼了?

1514
01:44:29,889 --> 01:44:31,932
你可以稍微鼓勵一下

1515
01:44:31,932 --> 01:44:33,559
鼓勵什麼?

1516
01:44:33,559 --> 01:44:35,352
他又開始拍電影

1517
01:44:35,352 --> 01:44:36,937
我不是說那個,我是說...

1518
01:44:36,937 --> 01:44:39,148
-也許他已經放棄了
-從什麼時候開始?

1519
01:44:39,148 --> 01:44:41,525
搬來後他再也沒去動攝影機

1520
01:44:41,525 --> 01:44:42,985
他今年九月就要上大學

1521
01:44:42,985 --> 01:44:44,904
也許他的感覺變了

1522
01:44:44,904 --> 01:44:47,531
他長大了,我對這個比較感興趣

1523
01:44:47,531 --> 01:44:49,116
拍電影是他的嗜好

1524
01:44:49,116 --> 01:44:50,868
-我不認為他...
-天啊,不好意思喔

1525
01:44:50,868 --> 01:44:52,828
別光說我好嗎?

1526
01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:54,371
我覺得你比任何人

1527
01:44:54,371 --> 01:44:55,664
應該更瞭解...

1528
01:44:55,664 --> 01:44:56,999
我們去你家吧

1529
01:44:56,999 --> 01:44:58,918
也許你爸爸可以讓我看看攝像機

1530
01:44:58,918 --> 01:45:00,544
-當一個職業,一個使命
-好吧

1531
01:45:00,544 --> 01:45:01,962
我們幫他租設備

1532
01:45:01,962 --> 01:45:03,255
他討厭去海邊

1533
01:45:03,255 --> 01:45:04,757
所以他才不想去拍翹課日

1534
01:45:04,757 --> 01:45:06,342
不當是你的使命

1535
01:45:06,342 --> 01:45:08,552
所以你才不能尊重它嗎?

1536
01:45:08,552 --> 01:45:09,970
我尊重一切

1537
01:45:09,970 --> 01:45:11,847
-他工作很努力
-他很害怕

1538
01:45:11,847 --> 01:45:13,766
害怕如果他這麼做,那些人會再揍他一頓

1539
01:45:13,766 --> 01:45:16,018
什麼?我才不是,我從沒說過我怕他們

1540
01:45:16,018 --> 01:45:17,770
-就算沒說
-你被打了?

1541
01:45:17,770 --> 01:45:21,772
你總是把忽視他人有趣或很有想像空間的所作所為

1542
01:45:21,772 --> 01:45:23,651
當作為消遣或愛好

1543
01:45:23,651 --> 01:45:25,486
愻妳贏,米茲

1544
01:45:25,486 --> 01:45:27,446
我投降,我不會上當的

1545
01:45:27,446 --> 01:45:28,989
你們可以別吵嗎?

1546
01:45:28,989 --> 01:45:30,866
-誰在誘騙誰?
-你讓我很為難尷尬

1547
01:45:30,866 --> 01:45:32,451
我說過我會帶去打前五次的小兒麻痺疫苗

1548
01:45:32,451 --> 01:45:33,869
-你問過我的,不是嗎?
-好吧,你說過妳會去

1549
01:45:33,869 --> 01:45:36,121
但我猜你不是真要去,所以我再問一遍

1550
01:45:36,121 --> 01:45:37,831
-一遍又一遍
-他害怕打針

1551
01:45:37,831 --> 01:45:40,376
他怕醫生

1552
01:45:41,210 --> 01:45:44,630
我要帶這該死的猴子去看獸醫,好嗎?

1553
01:45:44,630 --> 01:45:46,173
受到大喊大叫驚嚇

1554
01:45:46,173 --> 01:45:47,675
可能需要鎮定劑

1555
01:45:47,675 --> 01:45:50,094
能問問你爸爸借攝影機嗎?

1556
01:45:50,094 --> 01:45:51,512
他會答應的

1557
01:45:51,512 --> 01:45:53,514
謝謝你！

1558
01:45:53,514 --> 01:45:56,183
我要拍"翹課日"

1559
01:45:56,183 --> 01:45:57,977
我認為這是個好主意

1560
01:46:23,711 --> 01:46:25,713
好球!

1561
01:46:30,968 --> 01:46:32,845
加油,加油!

1562
01:49:05,748 --> 01:49:08,625
別怕

1563
01:49:13,922 --> 01:49:17,468
你媽太想念鳳凰城

1564
01:49:17,468 --> 01:49:18,844
告訴他們真相

1565
01:49:18,844 --> 01:49:20,846
我不能離開

1566
01:49:20,846 --> 01:49:22,806
這是我工作的地方

1567
01:49:22,806 --> 01:49:24,141
我必須...

1568
01:49:24,141 --> 01:49:25,726
這太瘋狂了.

1569
01:49:25,726 --> 01:49:28,562
妳...妳不能毀了一切

1570
01:49:28,562 --> 01:49:30,773
只因為妳想念一個地方

1571
01:49:30,773 --> 01:49:33,108
妳被困在別的地方了

1572
01:49:33,108 --> 01:49:35,736
我太想念班尼了

1573
01:49:35,736 --> 01:49:37,279
所以呢?

1574
01:49:37,279 --> 01:49:39,031
我們都很想念他

1575
01:49:39,823 --> 01:49:42,326
這是另一種想念

1576
01:49:42,326 --> 01:49:43,952
因為什麼?

1577
01:49:44,745 --> 01:49:46,622
妳愛班尼?

1578
01:49:46,622 --> 01:49:48,207
妳不愛爸爸嗎?

1579
01:49:48,207 --> 01:49:49,291
她當然愛

1580
01:49:49,291 --> 01:49:51,251
-我當然愛爸
-我愛媽

1581
01:49:51,251 --> 01:49:53,587
那為什麼這一切突然發生了?!

1582
01:49:53,587 --> 01:49:55,422
待在一起

1583
01:49:55,422 --> 01:49:58,383
你們彼此相愛,也愛我們

1584
01:49:58,383 --> 01:49:59,927
我們不想要這樣

1585
01:49:59,927 --> 01:50:02,095
我們不想兩地奔波

1586
01:50:02,095 --> 01:50:03,639
只想和你們兩個住一起住

1587
01:50:03,639 --> 01:50:05,432
我們不能,爸,我們不能

1588
01:50:05,432 --> 01:50:06,934
妳對他總是那麼刻薄!

1589
01:50:06,934 --> 01:50:08,852
這就是你們離婚的原因!

1590
01:50:08,852 --> 01:50:10,771
都是因為妳!

1591
01:50:10,771 --> 01:50:12,147
別怪媽媽

1592
01:50:12,147 --> 01:50:14,191
這不是她的主意,是我的

1593
01:50:14,191 --> 01:50:17,194
-別這麼說
-不,不是

1594
01:50:17,194 --> 01:50:19,822
她剛說是因為班尼,別騙人了!

1595
01:50:19,822 --> 01:50:22,074
你們兩個,別再騙人了!

1596
01:50:22,074 --> 01:50:24,201
給你媽媽一個機會

1597
01:50:24,201 --> 01:50:28,914
回到鳳凰城生活...

1598
01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:58,017
我不明白都這樣了你怎麼還能回房

1599
01:50:58,017 --> 01:50:59,611
看你的海灘電影

1600
01:50:59,611 --> 01:51:01,989
大概是我們不一樣

1601
01:51:17,963 --> 01:51:20,257
她會嫁給班尼嗎?

1602
01:51:21,049 --> 01:51:23,218
如果她想,她會

1603
01:51:24,970 --> 01:51:27,347
天啊,她是世界上最自私的人

1604
01:51:27,347 --> 01:51:30,559
對她來說,嫁給...

1605
01:51:30,559 --> 01:51:32,561
一個天才

1606
01:51:32,561 --> 01:51:34,521
爸爸崇拜媽媽

1607
01:51:34,521 --> 01:51:36,023
好吧

1608
01:51:36,940 --> 01:51:38,944
也許很難被一個

1609
01:51:38,944 --> 01:51:42,946
你知道你永遠不會和他一樣好的人崇拜

1610
01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:45,157
或者做任何事情都不會和他一樣好

1611
01:51:45,157 --> 01:51:46,450
就像...

1612
01:51:47,576 --> 01:51:49,953
她被班尼的笑話逗得哈哈大笑...

1613
01:51:51,580 --> 01:51:54,666
...但爸爸卻一直是她最好的聽眾

1614
01:51:54,666 --> 01:51:56,710
好啦

1615
01:51:56,710 --> 01:51:58,587
她會沒事的

1616
01:51:58,587 --> 01:52:01,548
她會告訴自己事出皆有因

1617
01:52:01,548 --> 01:52:03,884
她會像往常一樣找理由

1618
01:52:03,884 --> 01:52:05,886
你比她自私多了

1619
01:52:07,679 --> 01:52:09,723
所以你才生她的氣

1620
01:52:09,723 --> 01:52:12,684
因為她害怕了

1621
01:52:12,684 --> 01:52:14,895
就像你一樣,山米

1622
01:52:15,896 --> 01:52:19,900
在這完全失控

1623
01:52:19,900 --> 01:52:23,236
分崩离析的家庭中

1624
01:52:23,236 --> 01:52:26,406
最像媽媽的是你

1625
01:52:29,368 --> 01:52:30,744
等等

1626
01:52:32,913 --> 01:52:34,831
在給全校人看這個之前

1627
01:52:34,831 --> 01:52:37,292
能和我一起看嗎?

1628
01:53:24,131 --> 01:53:26,842
憋氣!

1629
01:53:33,348 --> 01:53:35,017
給妳

1630
01:53:48,739 --> 01:53:51,116
你找到耶穌了嗎?

1631
01:53:52,534 --> 01:53:54,453
在一家珠寶店

1632
01:54:05,680 --> 01:54:09,083
(Walk on by)
♪ If you see me walking
down the street ♪

1633
01:54:09,116 --> 01:54:14,221
♪ And I start to cry
each time we meet ♪

1634
01:54:14,254 --> 01:54:16,591
♪ Walk on by ♪

1635
01:54:19,293 --> 01:54:22,896
♪ Walk on by ♪

1636
01:54:22,930 --> 01:54:26,276
♪ Make believe that
you don't see the tears... ♪

1637
01:54:26,276 --> 01:54:27,944
各位,看看誰來了

1638
01:54:27,944 --> 01:54:29,613
嘿!讓我們開始聚會吧!

1639
01:54:29,613 --> 01:54:31,698
慶祝活動開始吧

1640
01:54:33,533 --> 01:54:35,535
九月我搬到洛杉磯時

1641
01:54:35,535 --> 01:54:38,205
我要去電影製片廠找份工作

1642
01:54:38,205 --> 01:54:40,415
我以為你要去上大學

1643
01:54:41,500 --> 01:54:43,293
妳會...

1644
01:54:44,377 --> 01:54:46,296
考慮和我一起去嗎?

1645
01:54:46,296 --> 01:54:48,507
我要去德州農工大學

1646
01:54:48,507 --> 01:54:49,716
你知道的

1647
01:54:49,716 --> 01:54:52,469
我知道

1648
01:54:52,469 --> 01:54:55,097
但我以為...

1649
01:54:56,807 --> 01:55:00,477
...也許你會改變主意,因為...

1650
01:55:03,480 --> 01:55:05,524
因為什麼?

1651
01:55:06,942 --> 01:55:09,152
因為我愛妳

1652
01:55:09,152 --> 01:55:10,612
-山米
-哦,對不起!

1653
01:55:10,612 --> 01:55:13,031
對不起,對不起,對不起

1654
01:55:13,824 --> 01:55:16,118
不可能

1655
01:55:16,118 --> 01:55:17,410
怎麼?

1656
01:55:17,410 --> 01:55:18,829
怎會

1657
01:55:18,829 --> 01:55:20,956
莫妮卡,我愛妳

1658
01:55:20,956 --> 01:55:23,041
這是不可能的,山米...

1659
01:55:23,041 --> 01:55:24,626
山姆

1660
01:55:25,710 --> 01:55:27,963
我們開始約會時...

1661
01:55:30,257 --> 01:55:31,842
以前一切都很正常

1662
01:55:31,842 --> 01:55:33,176
你怎麼會...

1663
01:55:33,176 --> 01:55:35,262
因為現在一切都不正常了

1664
01:55:35,262 --> 01:55:37,472
他們要離婚了

1665
01:55:38,932 --> 01:55:40,600
你在說什麼?

1666
01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:43,311
我爸媽要分居了

1667
01:55:47,357 --> 01:55:49,943
耶穌基督!這是畢業舞會!

1668
01:55:49,943 --> 01:55:52,863
你不能在舞會上脫口而出!

1669
01:55:52,863 --> 01:55:54,739
等等

1670
01:55:56,950 --> 01:55:58,493
莫妮卡!

1671
01:55:58,493 --> 01:56:00,287
那跟我們沒關係,好嗎?

1672
01:56:00,287 --> 01:56:02,205
-我不...
-那不是我說我愛妳的原因

1673
01:56:02,205 --> 01:56:04,082
-我不知道為什麼...
-我不會改變的

1674
01:56:04,082 --> 01:56:05,750
然後搬去好萊塢

1675
01:56:05,750 --> 01:56:09,462
只因你父母婚姻有問題

1676
01:56:25,395 --> 01:56:27,814
你可以退款,我才剛戴

1677
01:56:31,359 --> 01:56:33,612
妳要和我分手嗎?

1678
01:56:33,612 --> 01:56:38,533
不是在舞會上,但當然,最後還是會

1679
01:56:41,286 --> 01:56:43,455
我要為此祈禱

1680
01:56:43,455 --> 01:56:47,375
我會非常非常努力地為你祈禱

1681
01:56:47,375 --> 01:56:50,003
因為你吻起來很有趣,但是...

1682
01:56:51,504 --> 01:56:53,173
謝謝！謝謝！

1683
01:56:53,173 --> 01:56:55,675
太棒了,太棒了

1684
01:56:55,675 --> 01:56:59,262
讓我們感謝樂隊演奏了這麼棒的音樂

1685
01:56:59,262 --> 01:57:02,599
有些問題就是無法解決,山姆...

1686
01:57:03,892 --> 01:57:07,854
...我們所能做的就是承受

1687
01:57:09,689 --> 01:57:12,400
現在我們舞蹈要休息一下

1688
01:57:12,400 --> 01:57:16,529
這是1964屆畢業生的特殊時刻

1689
01:57:17,656 --> 01:57:21,701
山繆·法伯爾曼先生,你在哪?

1690
01:57:21,701 --> 01:57:23,203
他在哪裏?

1691
01:57:24,037 --> 01:57:25,914
好的

1692
01:57:25,914 --> 01:57:27,207
貝果曼!

1693
01:57:27,207 --> 01:57:28,667
貝果曼!

1694
01:57:28,667 --> 01:57:30,377
好了,各位

1695
01:57:30,377 --> 01:57:32,212
面朝這邊,找地方坐

1696
01:57:32,212 --> 01:57:34,381
靠近螢幕

1697
01:57:35,548 --> 01:57:38,802
正對前面,很好

1698
01:57:40,053 --> 01:57:43,765
法貝爾曼先生,這是你的重要時刻

1699
01:57:43,765 --> 01:57:49,646
我們準備好觀看你的彩色傑作

1700
01:57:49,646 --> 01:57:53,066
"1964年的翹課日"

1701
01:57:57,153 --> 01:58:02,575
就像他們在好萊塢南部說的那樣,"燈光..."

1702
01:58:02,575 --> 01:58:06,746
"燈光,攝像機,開拍!"

1703
01:59:57,565 --> 02:00:00,193
哦,不!

1704
02:01:41,044 --> 02:01:43,630
哇!來吧!來吧!

1705
02:01:44,589 --> 02:01:47,383
不,不,不,不

1706
02:01:49,052 --> 02:01:52,597
洛根,你剛才太棒了

1707
02:01:52,597 --> 02:01:54,599
太神奇了

1708
02:02:27,382 --> 02:02:29,509
你為什麼這麼做?

1709
02:02:31,761 --> 02:02:33,638
什麼?

1710
02:02:33,638 --> 02:02:36,391
你為什麼要把我弄成那樣?

1711
02:02:38,685 --> 02:02:41,062
-在電影裏?
-是的,在電影裏!

1712
02:02:41,062 --> 02:02:43,398
哦,狗屎!

1713
02:02:44,440 --> 02:02:46,192
你怎麼了?

1714
02:02:46,192 --> 02:02:48,027
我一直是...一個徹頭徹尾的混蛋

1715
02:02:48,027 --> 02:02:50,029
-我打斷了你的鼻子,然後...
-你沒有打斷我的鼻子

1716
02:02:50,029 --> 02:02:51,781
-然後你就把我弄成那樣
-你幾乎...

1717
02:02:51,781 --> 02:02:53,533
-沒被你打斷
-你怎麼了?

1718
02:02:53,533 --> 02:02:56,536
洛根,我只是拿著攝影機,拍到到它看到的

1719
02:02:56,536 --> 02:02:59,372
哦,胡說!法貝爾曼,你讓我看起來...

1720
02:02:59,372 --> 02:03:01,791
就像個金色神像

1721
02:03:01,791 --> 02:03:03,209
-是嗎?
-克勞迪婭,她剛剛還吻我

1722
02:03:03,209 --> 02:03:05,003
-恭喜你
-在全校師生面前

1723
02:03:05,003 --> 02:03:06,713
-太好了
-我對她比對你更糟

1724
02:03:06,713 --> 02:03:08,631
-現在她想...
-不客氣,天啊...

1725
02:03:08,631 --> 02:03:11,509
別走

1726
02:03:11,509 --> 02:03:14,554
我想知道你為什麼那麼做

1727
02:03:14,554 --> 02:03:16,556
我不知道,我該去檢查一下腦袋

1728
02:03:16,556 --> 02:03:19,517
我該為對你做的那些事難過嗎?

1729
02:03:19,517 --> 02:03:20,810
你會為這些事感到難過嗎?

1730
02:03:20,810 --> 02:03:22,312
這不關你的事!

1731
02:03:22,312 --> 02:03:24,230
-因為你應該為...
-哦,沒錯!

1732
02:03:24,230 --> 02:03:25,898
所以你才這麼做,你想讓我覺得...

1733
02:03:25,898 --> 02:03:28,693
我要你對我好五分鐘!

1734
02:03:28,693 --> 02:03:30,987
或者我是為了讓我的電影更好

1735
02:03:30,987 --> 02:03:32,405
我不知道為什麼

1736
02:03:32,405 --> 02:03:36,075
你是我這輩子見過的最大的混蛋

1737
02:03:36,075 --> 02:03:39,579
我家的猴子都比你聰明!

1738
02:03:39,579 --> 02:03:43,708
你這個愚蠢的反猶太混蛋!

1739
02:03:43,708 --> 02:03:46,127
我讓你看起來像會飛一樣

1740
02:03:47,128 --> 02:03:48,838
但是我不會飛

1741
02:03:48,838 --> 02:03:51,049
我跑得比聖克拉拉縣的任何人都快

1742
02:03:51,049 --> 02:03:52,925
我為此付出了很大的努力

1743
02:03:52,925 --> 02:03:55,595
但是你...你讓我覺得自己是個失敗者

1744
02:03:55,595 --> 02:03:57,805
或者是個騙子或者...或者就像我應該成為

1745
02:03:57,805 --> 02:04:00,558
一個我永遠不會成為的人,即使在我夢裡

1746
02:04:00,558 --> 02:04:02,018
你帶走了那個人,不管他是誰

1747
02:04:02,018 --> 02:04:03,936
不管你從哪裏找到他,然後你把他放在那裏

1748
02:04:03,936 --> 02:04:06,064
告訴所有人...

1749
02:04:06,064 --> 02:04:07,482
大家都知道那才是我

1750
02:04:07,482 --> 02:04:09,776
這不是我,這是...

1751
02:04:11,569 --> 02:04:15,114
可惡

1752
02:04:18,618 --> 02:04:20,662
天啊,我不想讓你難過

1753
02:04:20,662 --> 02:04:22,705
我不是故意嚇你的,我不是那個意思...

1754
02:04:22,705 --> 02:04:25,500
誰在乎你是什麼意思?

1755
02:04:26,626 --> 02:04:28,795
法貝爾曼!

1756
02:04:30,213 --> 02:04:31,589
哦,慘了

1757
02:04:31,589 --> 02:04:32,715
你這騙子!你這個陰險的騙子!

1758
02:04:32,715 --> 02:04:34,967
我要打得你滿地找牙...

1759
02:04:46,813 --> 02:04:48,815
你完全相信了他的謊言

1760
02:04:48,815 --> 02:04:51,109
你把它吃了,你這白癡

1761
02:04:51,109 --> 02:04:53,778
洛根,你自負又蠢

1762
02:05:19,053 --> 02:05:21,764
有什麼事要發生嗎?
Is something about to happen?

1763
02:05:22,765 --> 02:05:24,684
你喜歡危險的生活,法貝爾曼

1764
02:05:24,684 --> 02:05:26,519
不,我不喜歡,真的,真的不喜歡

1765
02:05:26,519 --> 02:05:28,146
是的,你喜歡

1766
02:05:28,146 --> 02:05:32,066
但你要是跟別人說我...

1767
02:05:32,066 --> 02:05:35,737
難過,那就犯了大錯

1768
02:05:38,030 --> 02:05:39,532
這是我們的秘密

1769
02:05:39,532 --> 02:05:41,200
好嗎?

1770
02:05:41,200 --> 02:05:42,994
當然

1771
02:05:46,539 --> 02:05:48,875
除非我把它拍成電影

1772
02:05:50,001 --> 02:05:52,712
但我永遠也不會這麼做

1773
02:06:18,237 --> 02:06:20,156
你永遠不會...

1774
02:06:21,324 --> 02:06:23,159
抽了會怎樣?

1775
02:06:24,911 --> 02:06:28,247
它讓你了解什麼叫失控

1776
02:06:28,247 --> 02:06:32,794
還有什麼較不負責任

1777
02:06:35,338 --> 02:06:37,548
還有什麼叫天塌下來也不怕

1778
02:06:37,548 --> 02:06:39,258
那不用了

1779
02:06:40,259 --> 02:06:43,137
因為在我的腦海裏,一切早就失控了

1780
02:06:45,598 --> 02:06:47,767
你胡說

1781
02:06:47,767 --> 02:06:50,603
我得走了,克勞迪婭在等我

1782
02:06:55,817 --> 02:06:59,445
生活可不像電影,法貝爾曼

1783
02:06:59,445 --> 02:07:00,780
也許不是

1784
02:07:00,780 --> 02:07:03,366
但是,嘿,最終...

1785
02:07:03,366 --> 02:07:05,618
你得到她了

1786
02:07:28,516 --> 02:07:31,394
今晚一定過得還不錯

1787
02:07:33,938 --> 02:07:36,357
莫妮卡喜歡那個胸花嗎?

1788
02:07:36,357 --> 02:07:39,735
-是的
-就跟你說她喜歡

1789
02:07:47,660 --> 02:07:49,912
那次我打你的時候...

1790
02:07:49,912 --> 02:07:52,874
在鳳凰城,當我...

1791
02:07:52,874 --> 02:07:55,501
哦,天啊,你還記得

1792
02:07:56,961 --> 02:07:59,046
不全然

1793
02:07:59,046 --> 02:08:00,965
看在上帝的份上

1794
02:08:00,965 --> 02:08:03,426
我可不是這輩子都在打你

1795
02:08:03,426 --> 02:08:06,053
就一次,我打過你一次

1796
02:08:06,053 --> 02:08:07,680
這應該是值得紀念

1797
02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:09,181
在游泳考試之前

1798
02:08:09,181 --> 02:08:11,183
是的,在游泳考試之前!

1799
02:08:11,183 --> 02:08:13,519
好吧,我...

1800
02:08:13,519 --> 02:08:16,898
我拍了你的背...

1801
02:08:18,024 --> 02:08:20,192
...那麼大力,我搞砸了你的測試

1802
02:08:20,192 --> 02:08:22,028
你沒能拿到證章

1803
02:08:22,028 --> 02:08:23,571
然後你就不能加入鷹級童子軍

1804
02:08:23,571 --> 02:08:25,114
-媽,我加入鷹級童子軍了
-我...

1805
02:08:25,114 --> 02:08:27,158
-沒什麼大不了的
-我留下了一個該死的記號

1806
02:08:27,158 --> 02:08:30,036
在你的皮膚上留下我的手印

1807
02:08:30,036 --> 02:08:32,371
我需要你原諒我做了那件事

1808
02:08:32,371 --> 02:08:35,958
-好吧,我原諒妳
-因為...因為...

1809
02:08:37,209 --> 02:08:39,211
-因為你是我的孩子
-媽,我原諒妳

1810
02:08:39,211 --> 02:08:41,213
我的孩子對我來說比...

1811
02:08:41,213 --> 02:08:43,215
-媽,我原諒妳
-...地球上的任何東西

1812
02:08:43,215 --> 02:08:44,884
-我原諒妳
-因為...

1813
02:08:44,884 --> 02:08:47,219
否則我要怎麼原諒自己?

1814
02:08:47,219 --> 02:08:49,597
-我不能
-媽,我...

1815
02:08:49,597 --> 02:08:51,057
我原諒妳

1816
02:08:51,057 --> 02:08:53,017
蛋焦了

1817
02:08:53,017 --> 02:08:55,645
天啊

1818
02:08:59,899 --> 02:09:02,944
我這件事

1819
02:09:03,903 --> 02:09:06,405
不知道這樣決定對不對

1820
02:09:06,405 --> 02:09:09,033
但這對我來說是生死攸關的事

1821
02:09:09,033 --> 02:09:11,494
我很抱歉,但是其他人
And I'm sorry, but everybody else

1822
02:09:11,494 --> 02:09:13,829
就得死死抓著。
is gonna have to hang on for dear life.也不得不為寶貴的生命堅持下去

1823
02:09:13,829 --> 02:09:15,915
不知怎麼

1824
02:09:15,915 --> 02:09:19,502
我們所有的人會挺過去

1825
02:09:19,502 --> 02:09:22,588
甚至是你的父親,我全心全意地崇拜他

1826
02:09:22,588 --> 02:09:26,759
他值得比我更好的,但是...

1827
02:09:29,804 --> 02:09:32,598
...但班尼需要我,寶貝

1828
02:09:32,598 --> 02:09:34,767
我需要他

1829
02:09:34,767 --> 02:09:36,268
到不能沒有他的地步

1830
02:09:36,268 --> 02:09:38,145
我正在變成一個我不認識的人

1831
02:09:38,145 --> 02:09:41,190
你們都快認不得我了

1832
02:09:41,190 --> 02:09:43,109
我就是那個可惡的人

1833
02:09:43,109 --> 02:09:45,111
把你的背打成那樣的人

1834
02:09:45,111 --> 02:09:49,281
沒錯,這是我做過的最自私的事

1835
02:09:49,281 --> 02:09:53,119
但我現在必須這麼做,因為山米...

1836
02:09:54,412 --> 02:09:57,456
...去做你心裡想做的事

1837
02:09:57,456 --> 02:10:00,459
因為你的命不屬於任何人

1838
02:10:01,669 --> 02:10:03,629
也不屬於我

1839
02:10:09,802 --> 02:10:11,846
蛋毀了嗎?

1840
02:10:11,846 --> 02:10:14,807
再炒一個吧

1841
02:10:14,807 --> 02:10:16,517
哦,不用了

1842
02:10:16,517 --> 02:10:18,227
我喜歡焦的

1843
02:10:22,148 --> 02:10:24,316
莫妮卡甩了我

1844
02:10:24,316 --> 02:10:26,110
是嗎?

1845
02:10:26,110 --> 02:10:28,821
是啊,在告訴她離婚的事之後

1846
02:10:32,158 --> 02:10:34,785
也許不該向她求婚

1847
02:10:34,785 --> 02:10:36,912
-不會吧
-但是...

1848
02:10:36,912 --> 02:10:39,498
哦,你求婚了啊?

1849
02:10:40,541 --> 02:10:43,586
-還說一堆
-可憐的女孩

1850
02:10:43,586 --> 02:10:46,559
一年後

1851
02:10:46,559 --> 02:10:49,859
洛杉磯

1852
02:11:05,441 --> 02:11:06,859
爸?

1853
02:11:10,613 --> 02:11:12,865
爸,我回來了

1854
02:11:23,918 --> 02:11:25,836
山米?

1855
02:11:31,550 --> 02:11:33,886
我覺得我有心臟病

1856
02:11:39,558 --> 02:11:41,727
過來

1857
02:11:50,236 --> 02:11:52,238
這是恐慌症,你媽也有

1858
02:11:52,238 --> 02:11:54,782
-她發作時你怎麼?
-我給她泡茶

1859
02:11:54,782 --> 02:11:56,325
好

1860
02:12:02,206 --> 02:12:05,084
而且,你已經體力透支了

1861
02:12:05,084 --> 02:12:07,086
你不睡覺

1862
02:12:07,086 --> 02:12:08,921
我聽到你整晚都在走來走去

1863
02:12:08,921 --> 02:12:10,381
或者打字

1864
02:12:10,381 --> 02:12:12,007
加上開三個小時的車上學

1865
02:12:12,007 --> 02:12:13,884
-日復一日,真是...
-不要,不要

1866
02:12:13,884 --> 02:12:15,427
我不能回宿舍

1867
02:12:15,427 --> 02:12:17,096
也許你的室友沒那麼瘋狂了

1868
02:12:17,096 --> 02:12:18,639
他投給高華德(共和黨)

1869
02:12:18,639 --> 02:12:20,641
我不能回去

1870
02:12:20,641 --> 02:12:22,017
爸...

1871
02:12:24,937 --> 02:12:27,106
我不知道...

1872
02:12:27,106 --> 02:12:29,275
該怎麼辦

1873
02:12:30,234 --> 02:12:32,194
我不想讓你失望

1874
02:12:32,194 --> 02:12:35,489
我也保證會念到畢業

1875
02:12:35,489 --> 02:12:38,325
但是兩年就像永遠一樣,我討厭上學

1876
02:12:38,325 --> 02:12:40,578
有很多原因(例如與同儕關係)

1877
02:12:40,578 --> 02:12:45,374
我想找個電影或電視劇的工作

1878
02:12:45,374 --> 02:12:47,293
所以我寄出很多的信

1879
02:12:47,293 --> 02:12:49,295
但是沒有人回信

1880
02:12:49,295 --> 02:12:51,797
我的生命流失太快了

1881
02:12:51,797 --> 02:12:54,008
卻沒有任何進展

1882
02:12:56,385 --> 02:12:59,221
專心慢慢喝,會讓你冷靜下來

1883
02:13:04,560 --> 02:13:06,812
在這,嗯...

1884
02:13:09,356 --> 02:13:12,318
我熱湯時,你可以看看信

1885
02:13:34,048 --> 02:13:36,383
媽寄來的

1886
02:13:37,426 --> 02:13:39,428
只是一堆傻傻的照片

1887
02:13:39,428 --> 02:13:41,263
拍某個派對

1888
02:14:27,685 --> 02:14:29,478
爸?

1889
02:14:31,730 --> 02:14:33,482
爸爸,怎麼...

1890
02:14:42,992 --> 02:14:45,077
哦,爸,我不是故意的...

1891
02:14:45,077 --> 02:14:47,621
如果你這麼討厭學校,那就別去了

1892
02:14:48,747 --> 02:14:50,582
但是...爸,我們需要...

1893
02:14:50,582 --> 02:14:52,293
我不知道,我希望你能

1894
02:14:52,293 --> 02:14:54,336
因為電影的事...我不知道

1895
02:14:54,336 --> 02:14:56,588
也許我以前就該

1896
02:14:56,588 --> 02:14:59,258
堅決反對這件事,但是...

1897
02:15:00,801 --> 02:15:04,221
我知道無論你最終做什麼

1898
02:15:04,221 --> 02:15:05,931
你都會全心全力投入

1899
02:15:05,931 --> 02:15:09,101
因為你跟我都是一個模子印出來的

1900
02:15:13,772 --> 02:15:17,359
我們很了解必此,山米

1901
02:15:20,779 --> 02:15:23,324
你怎麼知道?

1902
02:15:23,324 --> 02:15:25,159
你和媽不再了解了

1903
02:15:25,159 --> 02:15:27,286
我們了解

1904
02:15:28,203 --> 02:15:30,372
我們永遠都了解

1905
02:15:31,290 --> 02:15:33,751
我知道是因為...

1906
02:15:35,544 --> 02:15:37,880
...我們的故事太長了

1907
02:15:37,880 --> 02:15:41,133
長到不只怎麼說"結束"

1908
02:15:50,476 --> 02:15:52,895
你漏看了一封信

1909
02:15:59,476 --> 02:16:01,895
哥倫比亞影業

1910
02:16:19,713 --> 02:16:21,548
好消息嗎?

1911
02:16:24,343 --> 02:16:26,678
他們訂了32個半小時

1912
02:16:26,678 --> 02:16:30,182
9月17日週五晚8:30在CBS播出

1913
02:16:30,182 --> 02:16:31,892
我們已經有六場秀了

1914
02:16:31,892 --> 02:16:34,311
就像"戰地軍魂"或"第三集中營"

1915
02:16:34,311 --> 02:16:36,021
但它更有趣

1916
02:16:36,021 --> 02:16:37,439
而且是在電視頻道

1917
02:16:37,439 --> 02:16:38,857
-是有趣
-是啊

1918
02:16:38,857 --> 02:16:40,734
或者至少老天保佑會很有趣

1919
02:16:40,734 --> 02:16:42,528
影集名叫"霍根英雄傳"

1920
02:16:42,528 --> 02:16:43,987
你怎麼看?

1921
02:16:43,987 --> 02:16:46,323
-朗朗上口,對吧?
-對,朗朗上口

1922
02:16:46,323 --> 02:16:48,033
如果一切順利

1923
02:16:48,033 --> 02:16:52,621
下一季也許能給你點事做

1924
02:16:53,414 --> 02:16:56,458
也許是給助理當助手

1925
02:17:01,380 --> 02:17:03,298
反正你也不想玩電視

1926
02:17:03,298 --> 02:17:06,510
你的信已經說得很清楚了

1927
02:17:06,510 --> 02:17:08,804
順便說一句,我喜歡這封信

1928
02:17:08,804 --> 02:17:10,764
我像你這麼大的時候

1929
02:17:10,764 --> 02:17:12,474
寫過很多東西

1930
02:17:12,474 --> 02:17:15,018
你想拍電影,我沒說錯吧?

1931
02:17:15,018 --> 02:17:16,562
嗯,是的,我是想

1932
02:17:16,562 --> 02:17:18,939
但是,我也可以從別地方開始

1933
02:17:18,939 --> 02:17:20,732
-那不...

1934
02:17:20,732 --> 02:17:22,568
知道你要見誰嗎?

1935
02:17:22,568 --> 02:17:25,404
我是說,不是面談工作,因為他不這樣說

1936
02:17:25,404 --> 02:17:27,406
你有多想見見

1937
02:17:27,406 --> 02:17:30,409
史上最偉大的電影導演?

1938
02:17:30,409 --> 02:17:32,870
他就在大廳對面

1939
02:17:34,913 --> 02:17:36,623
來吧

1940
02:17:41,420 --> 02:17:43,380
等一下

1941
02:17:52,473 --> 02:17:54,600
這是諾娜

1942
02:17:54,600 --> 02:17:56,393
諾娜會接待你

1943
02:17:56,393 --> 02:17:57,769
呃,他不在,他在...

1944
02:17:57,769 --> 02:17:59,188
-他在吃午飯
-沒錯

1945
02:17:59,188 --> 02:18:01,273
-你可以等嗎?
-可以,他會等

1946
02:18:01,273 --> 02:18:03,025
坐下

1947
02:18:04,109 --> 02:18:05,819
祝你好運

1948
02:18:11,283 --> 02:18:12,993
可能要幾個小時

1949
02:18:21,183 --> 02:18:30,993
(1956"搜索者"電影配樂)

1950
02:19:41,707 --> 02:19:44,710
好,孩子,給你五分鐘

1951
02:19:44,710 --> 02:19:46,920
也可能一分鐘,站起來

1952
02:19:50,424 --> 02:19:52,426
嘿,拿掉領帶

1953
02:19:52,426 --> 02:19:54,678
這樣比較有機會

1954
02:21:04,247 --> 02:21:07,125
聽說你想從事電影製作

1955
02:21:08,460 --> 02:21:10,629
嗯,是的,先生,我是

1956
02:21:10,629 --> 02:21:12,464
為什麼?

1957
02:21:12,464 --> 02:21:15,050
這行業只會讓你精神錯亂

1958
02:21:15,050 --> 02:21:17,594
這個...

1959
02:21:18,970 --> 02:21:20,138
福特先生("搜索者"導演),我...

1960
02:21:20,138 --> 02:21:22,474
孩子,你對藝術瞭解多少?

1961
02:21:24,810 --> 02:21:26,478
我非常喜歡你的電影

1962
02:21:26,478 --> 02:21:28,480
不是,我說的是藝術

1963
02:21:28,480 --> 02:21:30,982
看到那邊的照片了嗎?

1964
02:21:33,151 --> 02:21:35,153
嗯,是的,我是說,看到了

1965
02:21:35,153 --> 02:21:36,655
是的,我確實看到了

1966
02:21:36,655 --> 02:21:38,532
走過去

1967
02:21:44,413 --> 02:21:47,374
嗯,裏面有什麼?描述一下

1968
02:21:47,374 --> 02:21:49,251
哦,好的...

1969
02:21:49,251 --> 02:21:51,253
有兩個人

1970
02:21:51,253 --> 02:21:53,505
騎在馬上

1971
02:21:53,505 --> 02:21:55,257
好像在找什麼

1972
02:21:55,257 --> 02:21:56,508
還是在偵察...

1973
02:21:56,508 --> 02:21:58,635
不對,不對

1974
02:21:58,635 --> 02:22:00,637
地平線在哪裏?

1975
02:22:00,637 --> 02:22:02,848
地平線?

1976
02:22:02,848 --> 02:22:05,350
-在哪裏?
-在最下面

1977
02:22:05,350 --> 02:22:07,018
正確

1978
02:22:07,018 --> 02:22:09,688
到這張

1979
02:22:15,694 --> 02:22:17,070
如何?

1980
02:22:18,697 --> 02:22:20,782
好,是的,有五個牛仔

1981
02:22:20,782 --> 02:22:22,951
-我猜,可能是印度人...
-不對,不對,不對!

1982
02:22:22,951 --> 02:22:24,745
該死的地平線在哪裏?

1983
02:22:24,745 --> 02:22:26,538
嗯,不對在那兒

1984
02:22:26,538 --> 02:22:28,457
-在哪裏?
-在頂部

1985
02:22:28,457 --> 02:22:30,292
好,過來

1986
02:22:32,502 --> 02:22:34,713
現在,記住這個

1987
02:22:34,713 --> 02:22:37,090
當地平線在底部

1988
02:22:37,090 --> 02:22:38,967
很有趣

1989
02:22:38,967 --> 02:22:41,428
當地平線在頂端

1990
02:22:41,428 --> 02:22:43,555
很有趣

1991
02:22:43,555 --> 02:22:45,599
當地平線在中間時

1992
02:22:45,599 --> 02:22:48,560
無聊至極

1993
02:22:48,560 --> 02:22:51,313
祝你好運

1994
02:22:52,189 --> 02:22:54,816
滾出我的辦公室!

1995
02:22:54,816 --> 02:22:56,777
好的

1996
02:23:00,405 --> 02:23:02,073
謝謝！

1997
02:23:03,074 --> 02:23:04,993
我的榮幸