1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,003 What else? This is impossible! 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,756 No, nothing is impossible. 3 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,090 Now, come on. Keep guessing. [ Door opens ] 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,509 All the vowels are in the dump. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,385 What word has two X's and no vowels? 6 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:11,970 Did Grimes have another kid? 7 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,389 Uh-oh! Even Principal Coleman is stumped. 8 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,849 All right, let's get those guesses in, you guys. 9 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,434 Nah, I got this. "R"! 10 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,435 Nope. 11 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,687 [ Students groaning ] 12 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,105 Janine: So I picked a word, 13 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,274 but then a student sneezed on another student. 14 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,818 By the time we cleaned that up, I'd forgotten the word. 15 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,320 So I'm just stalling. 16 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,988 But we've only got about 10 minutes till lunch, 17 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,782 so we should be fine. 18 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:32,950 "Q"! Nope. 19 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:33,700 [ Marker squeaks ] 20 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,285 "L"! No. 21 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,954 "T"! 11! 22 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:38,789 Star! Semicolon! 23 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:39,957 Semicolon, or colon? 24 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,333 Semicolon. No. 25 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,084 [ Marker squeaks ] 26 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,461 [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ] 27 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:52,511 ♪ 28 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,681 [ Door opens ] 29 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,766 ♪ Dun-du-du-duuun ♪ 30 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,018 PECSA weekend! Everybody make some noise! 31 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,144 [ Imitates roar of crowd ] 32 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,437 PECSA's! 33 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,106 The annual Pennsylvania Educational Conference 34 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,482 for the Southeast Area. 35 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,693 Held in Allentown, P. A. 36 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:08,694 Ever heard of it? 37 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,320 Oh, Allentown, P. A.? 38 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,739 You mean the education destination of Eastern P. A., 39 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,158 where teachers come together to swap ideas and knowledge 40 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,327 that will help them grow into the greatest educators of all time? 41 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,538 Uh, yeah, that Allentown! 42 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,290 Ooh! 43 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,666 I hear the keynote speech is gonna be 44 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,918 about individualized educational plans. 45 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,253 Can you stand it? Oh! 46 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,255 The only keynote I plan on listening to 47 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:32,092 is the sweet, sweet hum of the indoor pool filter. 48 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,469 Yeah, I'll know I nailed this conference if it takes me 49 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,555 a week to get the chlorine smell out of my hair. 50 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,556 [ Chuckles ] 51 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:38,974 Hold up. Absolute gasp. 52 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,059 Yeah, you guys aren't going to the keynote speech? 53 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,895 Don't you two ever get tired of being surprised 54 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,480 by people's opposing interests? 55 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,191 Yeah, this conference is for rookie teachers. 56 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,443 We've been going since you guys 57 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,445 had to ask permission to cross the street. 58 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,780 [ Chuckles ] Joke's on you, I've been crossing the street 59 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,157 by myself since I was three. 60 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,616 [ Door opens ] 61 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,910 [ Both booing ] 62 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,537 Again, I'm sorry, 63 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,622 and again I say this was the only weekend 64 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:03,915 that Amber could get a sitter. 65 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,250 You are going to be missing out on 66 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,460 so much professional development, 67 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,795 and not to mention continental breakfast. 68 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,840 For what, huh? So that you can relax in a heart-shaped hot tub 69 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,343 watching the moon dance off of Amber's eyes 70 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,136 as you whisper sweet everythings? 71 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,262 Real fun, dude. 72 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,556 Jacob: Yeah, your loss, bro. 73 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,975 I'm taking Amber to the Poconos this weekend. 74 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,269 Need to make up for that LEGO Valentine's Day gift debacle. 75 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,271 She was less than happy. 76 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,939 And now Janine and Jacob are less than happy 77 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,566 that I'm missing PECSA weekend. 78 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,944 So what's cool is that no matter what I do, no one's happy. 79 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,697 Hey! Gregory: Hey. 80 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,450 Ooh. The weekend couldn't get here fast enough. 81 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,827 Work was a lot this week. 82 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,245 Very excited for a breather. 83 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,747 I can't wait to show you what I have planned. 84 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,333 We have snowshoeing, a coal jewelry workshop, 85 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,709 and tree-ventures just to start. 86 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,545 I thought we were gonna be, like, relaxing-- in a hot tub. 87 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,172 We are, after the firewood harvesting forum. 88 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,966 Seems like you have a lot planned. 89 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,010 That's the best way to relax-- on a strict schedule. 90 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,637 Okay. Oh, boy. Okay. 91 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,682 So, um, I don't think we're on the same page... again. 92 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,892 Well, I'm on page nine. Where you at? Gregory, put the book away. 93 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,018 It's not really a book, but okay. 94 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,269 I don't wanna do any of this. 95 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,896 What do you want to do? Nothing. 96 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,272 I wanna do nothing. 97 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,526 Okay. I hear you. 98 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,695 I think I can schedule in some nothing time 99 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,987 after the snow hike. 100 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,658 We need to talk. 101 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:20,742 Damn. 102 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:27,207 [ EDM version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" plays ] 103 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:32,838 ♪ 104 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,673 Yeah, it's very sturdy. 105 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,258 [ Squeals ] 106 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,301 Oh, my God. They have e-writing books. 107 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,679 Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, PECSA weekend! 108 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,264 Ah! It's finally happening! 109 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:44,474 Oh! Sorry if we're jittery. 110 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,768 We have been shotgunning kombucha since Conshohocken. 111 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,478 Yeah. Okay, well, act like you've been here before. 112 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,855 Because you have. 113 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,690 Woo, man, I wish I had a Time-Turner, 114 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,817 because like Aerosmith, I don't wanna miss a thang. 115 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,361 Although I might need to miss this big party later. 116 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,988 Oh, you're not missing PECSA-Geddon. 117 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,281 Who's gonna watch our purses? 118 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,117 The party is the one thang you don't wanna miss. 119 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,411 But I have to find time to see the Living Classroom, 120 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,954 the one the Philadelphia Flower Show made. 121 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,831 Cover me, Barb. Oh, all right. 122 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,416 So it's this classroom, and it's all made out of flowers. 123 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,835 Janine, we are only here to show face 124 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:14,296 so that people remember they saw us. 125 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,089 Then we kick it into spa mode. 126 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,883 And my spa mode's happening à la mode, 127 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,010 'cause I'm gonna eat ice cream in the hot tub. 128 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,136 [ Chuckles ] Come on, let's go. 129 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:22,971 Ooh. This seminar sounds awesome. 130 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,223 It's called "White Teacher, Black School." 131 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,850 Uh, yeah, I'm good on that. 132 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,060 I already did four years of Black Student, White School. 133 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,520 Went to Penn, so... 134 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,357 Okay, well, I will go to, uh, WTBS alone. 135 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,694 I, Melissa Schemmenti of Abbott Elementary, 136 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,739 am enjoying connecting with my peers. 137 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,450 Including this guy, Derrick, 138 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,952 from some other school in Philadelphia. 139 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,829 And I, Barbara Howard, 140 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,957 have already mentored seven young teachers. 141 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,959 Huzzah! Let's go. 142 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,503 Mm-hmm. 143 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,506 You leaving already? Just like your ex-husband? 144 00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:01,384 Late? Just like your period after senior prom? 145 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,886 Enjoy your weekend. 146 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,180 Yeah. 147 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,140 Janine: Oh, hey. 148 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,351 Good to see you again, Bilbo. 149 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,353 Glad you made it out of The Shire. 150 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,106 [ Indistinct conversations ] 151 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,192 Ahh! New tote alert! [ Chuckles ] 152 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,069 This weekend couldn't get any better. 153 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,278 It's like I'm at Disneyland, 154 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,239 but there's no Wild Mr. Toad to avoid, 155 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,782 and I had to bring my own churro. 156 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,284 But-- Wait, did you know you go to hell on that ride? 157 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,619 Ava: I'm a problem solver. 158 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,955 So, say you have a problem teacher. 159 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,791 For our discussion, let's call her Janina. 160 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,460 These Janinas usually have bubbly personalities 161 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,672 that cover up deep-seated mommy issues. 162 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:42,676 Last name Eddie. E-D-D-I-E. 163 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,469 Gregory! 164 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,847 Hey! What are you doing here? 165 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,307 What happened to your romantic Poconos weekend getaway? 166 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,809 Well, I decided this conference was too important to miss, 167 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,353 so I'm here. Oh! 168 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,355 Well, not to "Poco my nose" in your business, 169 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,606 but where's Amber? 170 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,275 I really don't know. 171 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,279 Do you-- Do you need-- You want me to help you find her? 172 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,488 No, no, no. 173 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,118 She dumped me. Damn! 174 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,289 Room 243. Enjoy your stay. 175 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:18,003 I am so sorry about your breakup, but... 176 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,380 But, hey, you're amongst friends, 177 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,631 um, so let's hit some lectures, right? 178 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,008 To keep your mind occupied? 179 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,175 Now, you've already missed 180 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,344 "Individualized Education Plans," 181 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,346 but I can catch you up between "Brain Teaser Lunch" 182 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,848 and "Designing a Better Curriculum." 183 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,225 And I don't wanna fly too close to the sun here, 184 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,395 but if we hustle, we can make it to the creativity seminar. 185 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,314 Although we'd have to be creative about it, you know? 186 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,275 So... Hey-oh! It's a joke. 187 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,485 Unless that sounds like too much, which... 188 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,863 No, this is great. It will be good to be busy. 189 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,574 Right? Yeah, exactly, your favorite way to decompress. 190 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,533 Yeah. Okay. 191 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,163 [ Chuckles ] That was amazing. Jacob: Yeah. 192 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,582 Your questions were honestly so insightful. 193 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,375 Okay, but your follow-ups? 194 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,961 Talk about piggybacking in the right way. 195 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,339 And that speaker. Just incredible. 196 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,757 Yeah. Have you listened to her podcast, 197 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,217 "White Tears, White Noise: How Uganda Saved White Me"? 198 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,720 Uh, no. Ooh, you gotta check it out. 199 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,097 There's only one season, 40 eps, no guests. 200 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,807 I'm literally gonna check that out immediately. 201 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:14,225 I'm Jacob, by the way. 202 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,062 Your Ally McBeal story broke me. 203 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,521 Thank you. I'm Summer, 204 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,899 and I'm literally obsessed with you tip to tail. 205 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:24,069 Hey, shot in the dark, do you know the game Werewolf? 206 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,946 Yes. What? I-I love werewolf. 207 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,573 My theatre troupe called me Steppen Werewolf. 208 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,367 Okay, you should come to our shindig tonight. 209 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,951 Oh, you're not going to PECSA-Geddon? 210 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,703 That party gets a little loud. 211 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,954 The young teachers from Addington 212 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,206 are gonna have our own, instead. 213 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,457 Oh, you work at Addington? Mm-hmm. 214 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,168 Oh. Well, thank you for the 'vite, 215 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,128 but I'm supposed to hang with my Abbott peeps. 216 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,922 We also brought Cards Against Humanity. 217 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:45,173 Do you have any expansion packs? 218 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,133 Does the farmer's market have fresh bread? 219 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,009 You bet we do. 220 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:54,724 45 minutes till the party. 46 minutes till I am the party. 221 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:58,687 Just enough time to shower and raid the minibar. 222 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,271 Long live PECSA weekend. 223 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,398 Yeah. 224 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:07,445 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 225 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,406 ♪ La, la-la-laaa, la-la-laaa ♪ 226 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,116 Wow, Melissa and Barbara were right. 227 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,784 PECSA-Geddon is lit. [ Chuckles ] 228 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,328 ♪ 229 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,288 Everything okay? Yeah. 230 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,957 Just thinking about how I could be tree-venturing 231 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,041 in a sugar maple right now. 232 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,544 Oh, that sounds fun! Yeah. 233 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:26,798 But this is also fun and not sad, so... 234 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:27,966 Yay! Oh, Ava. 235 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,634 Hey, Ava. Uh! 236 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,136 Where you think you're going, Janet Whack-son? 237 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,555 This rope is velvet. 238 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,889 What, you think 'cause you got new little boots on, 239 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,183 you can come in here? Okay, I just thought that-- 240 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,977 Read the sign. VIP. 241 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,438 Very Important People who are Principals only. 242 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,190 Limited exceptions. Gregory, you may enter. 243 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,317 Why didn't you just say "Very Important Principals"? 244 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,944 That's actually a good idea. I'm glad I thought of it. 245 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,904 Gregory. I'm gonna go get a "Gin and Phonics." 246 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,281 You want one? Yes. 247 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,575 I'm going to get a "Daiqui-reads." 248 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,201 I'll take a carafe of "Sex Ed on the Beach." 249 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,619 Thanks, Gregory. 250 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,455 ♪ 251 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:01,124 Nothing and nothing... [ Speaks indistinctly ] 252 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,043 There's our people. 253 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,669 Oh, how about if we just go get 254 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,421 some lounge chairs from the pool area 255 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,298 and bring them in here? No. 256 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,383 Maybe two people getting up here at all? 257 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,426 No. Hey, getting up? Nope? All right. 258 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,094 Hey, ladies, you looking for a seat? 259 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,304 There's two open over here. 260 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,638 Oh! Oh, what about... 261 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,015 Oh, they've long gone. 262 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:21,853 You know, floating in a pool of lectures 263 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,606 all day long can really take it out of you. 264 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:25,774 Oh, I'll bet. What schools are you with? 265 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,817 Who's askin'? 266 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,694 We both teach at Abbott Elementary. 267 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,613 How about you? I'm here as a vendor. 268 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,031 I own Nichols School Supplies. 269 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,701 You're Dawn Nichols? 270 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:37,827 All day, every day. 271 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,120 Ooh. 272 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,997 Dawn Nichols is the end-all be-all 273 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,124 in the school supply game. 274 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:48,463 An in with her could be the dawn of a new day at Abbott. 275 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,091 I've had two plus one "math-a-ritas." 276 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,301 [ Chuckles ] 277 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,928 I don't know what you put in those erasers, 278 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,638 but they are practically Wite-Out. 279 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,680 Family secret. 280 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,557 And your craft glue's so strong, 281 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,726 you'd swear it was mostly horse parts. 282 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,186 Kristin Marie: I got our drinks. 283 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:03,978 Ah. 284 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,607 Well, well, well. 285 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,984 This table's taken. 286 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:10,819 Yeah, but would you-- 287 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:11,986 It's taken, Barb. 288 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,365 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 289 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,492 I really thought the "Rules of Science Are Meant 290 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,828 To Be Followed" lecture would have cheered you up. 291 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,746 It definitely helped. Yeah? 292 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,373 You still thinking about the breakup? 293 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,457 Well, it did happen yesterday. 294 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,583 Yeah. 295 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,252 But to be completely honest with you, 296 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,504 it's not even that. Mm. 297 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,381 Why am I always the one who gets dumped? 298 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,007 You know? Like, based on the evidence, 299 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,135 it's gotta be me, right? Mnh-mnh. 300 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,846 It is not you, it's dating. 301 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,597 The only silver lining to dating 302 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:43,226 is you only have to be right about someone once. 303 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,395 That kind of makes it feel not as bad. 304 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,438 That's a good perspective. Thank you. 305 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,732 I'm both smart and wise, it's wild. 306 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,651 [ Both chuckle ] 307 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,072 Me and Amber were super different anyway. 308 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,615 Yeah. Like, too different. 309 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,284 Yeah. Like, I always felt like a weirdo around her. 310 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,911 Pss-pss, you are a weirdo. [ Snickers ] 311 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,955 That's an upsetting turn. Bartender: Another? 312 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,124 No, I mean that in a good way. 313 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,334 I think that everyone deserves to be with someone 314 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,795 who likes them exactly as is. 315 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,921 Especially you. 316 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,715 Seriously. 317 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,467 Look at that sweater right now. 318 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,927 Look at that mustache. 319 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,138 Not many people could do that. 320 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,639 Don't sleep on Janine, either. 321 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,267 Hell y-- Heck yes! Yeah. Hell yeah. 322 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,894 [ Chuckles ] 323 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,687 Oh, wait, uh, we... 324 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,813 [ Glasses clink ] 325 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,398 At the end of the day, 326 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,610 we are still playing Werewolf in America, 327 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,987 with its injustice system. [ Fingers snapping ] 328 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:39,407 And while I don't believe in the death penalty IRL, 329 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,284 in our fictional village, 330 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,329 Ms. Tina Schwartz is a werewolf and she must die! 331 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,872 Nuh-unh! 332 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,458 That Jacob Hill is one smart detective. 333 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,793 He's-- But he's won, like, three rounds already, 334 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,254 and I don't know how I keep losing. 335 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,589 Well, at the risk of sounding cocky, 336 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,217 I daresay I am better than I was in my Oberlin days. 337 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,177 What the what? You went to Oberlin, too? 338 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,845 How did we not know each other? 339 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,347 Well, I did make a concerted effort 340 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,057 to build relationships with people from... 341 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,643 Together: Different cultural backgrounds! 342 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:07,727 Floor nap! 343 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,020 Oh. 344 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:11,940 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 345 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,149 Oh, it's so original. 346 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,193 [ Both laugh ] He likes it. 347 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,070 Oh, wait. Oh, goodie, another silly one. 348 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,196 What do-- What do you have? 349 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,948 Yeah, just more of that. Bow! 350 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,407 Ohhh! [ Both laugh ] 351 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,410 Oh, no. Oh, I missed the Living Classroom. 352 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,536 Living Classroom? [ Camera shutter clicks ] 353 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,413 Yes, oh, the Philadelphia Flower Show, 354 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,999 they made a whole classroom out of flowers. [ Camera shutter clicks ] 355 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,793 Wow, that sounds amazing. 356 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,003 [ Camera shutter clicks ] I know, but we'll never know now. 357 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,380 Aw, man, I really wanted to see that. 358 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,923 We-- Let's-- Let's go now. 359 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,216 No, it's definitely closed. [ Camera shutter clicks ] 360 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,176 Awesome. 361 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,636 Says who? No one's ever done that. 362 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,888 Says the hours on the bo-- [ Camera shutter clicks ] 363 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,265 Incredible. 364 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,349 You're being mischievous? 365 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,684 Yeah, you see it. [ Laughs ] 366 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,352 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 367 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,853 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, get it, get it, get it. 368 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,730 No, let's-- Yeah, let's go. Get it, get it, get it, yeah. 369 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,773 [ Laughs ] 370 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,233 I say we do one more lap. 371 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,068 I really wasn't paying attention last time 372 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,362 'cause I was too distracted by how much my feet hurt. 373 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,239 I have consulted with my fibula, 374 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,408 and she is not doing another lap, 375 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,786 and it is time for you to settle things with your sister. 376 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,790 Excuse us, ladies, do you mind if we rejoin you? 377 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,208 Oh, we'd love for you to join us. Barbara: Thank you. 378 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,085 Just as soon as Melissa admits 379 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,004 she makes a terrible bragioli. 380 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,088 What, are you kidding me? 381 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,715 I've seen you put regular bacon 382 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,341 in your carbonara, ya googootz. 383 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,219 It was a delicious American fusion dish. 384 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,304 That's a lot of confidence for someone 385 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,556 wearing last year's espadrilles. 386 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,224 Hey. 387 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,310 Watch where you're going, clearance section. 388 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,728 Excuse me? 389 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,646 Oh, could you not hear me over your loud-ass outfit? 390 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,150 Whoa! You throwing stones with those extensions? 391 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,068 You look like you get your hair done at the mall. 392 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,987 In the parking lot. You show your hairdresser 393 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,197 a picture of Beetlejuice and go, "Do that"? 394 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,158 Yeah, h-how many black eyes did Beetlejuice have again? 395 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,868 Was it one or two? I forget. 396 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,578 Let's say two. Let's say two. 397 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,956 We still got it. 398 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,541 [ Chuckles ] Yeah, we do. 399 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,917 So... Mm. 400 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,378 What about your crayon selection? Mm! 401 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,505 Oop. There you go. Oh, good call on checking the doorknob. 402 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,799 That was smart. Yeah, I don't know why your first instinct 403 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,551 was to kick the door in. 404 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,470 [ Birds chirping ] 405 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:12,060 Oh, my goodness. 406 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,937 This is even better than I imagined. 407 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,482 Oh, my God, look at this. 408 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,151 The backpacks are little terrariums. 409 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,570 Yeah, I'm seeing it. How did they do that? 410 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,032 I don't know. That's so cool. 411 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,869 I don't wanna sound cheesy or whatever, but this-- 412 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,330 It shows, like, exactly how I feel about teaching, 413 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,457 with the growth and every-- It's just-- 414 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,458 It's corny, but... 415 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,169 [ Chuckles ] 416 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,838 Yeah. I get it. 417 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,800 Plants and teaching, it's... 418 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,803 it's like how I grew up and who I am now. 419 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,018 Yeah. 420 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,187 [ Chirping continues ] 421 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,200 Oh, my goodness. You have to come smell this one. 422 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,952 It smells like a perfume or something. 423 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,703 Yeah. 424 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,914 Oh. Man: Want me to turn it off now? 425 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,207 Oh! Oh, I hear someone. 426 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,667 Uh-- Wait, get down. Get down. 427 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,961 [ Laughs ] 428 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,506 Oh, but no, really, you should smell this one. 429 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,716 It smells so good. Mm. 430 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,741 [ Birds chirping ] 431 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:02,962 Oh, no. 432 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,465 [ Gasps ] That? That-- That-- "The Kiss"? 433 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,301 That-- That was a "whoops." [ Chuckles ] 434 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,178 Who can really say what things are? 435 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,723 Or what they aren't, you know, at the end of the day? 436 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:14,974 We got caught up in the moment. 437 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,350 That's what she said about it? 438 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,519 Just two friends getting caught up in the moment? 439 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,521 Good. Because that's precisely what it was. 440 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:24,192 Just two friends getting caught up in the moment. 441 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,110 It's okay. Mm. 442 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,737 It's okay. 443 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,572 Janine: Like, when I hang up with my Internet provider 444 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,532 after they finish helping me reset my Internet, 445 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,826 and I say "Okay, I love you, bye," 446 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,995 do I really love my Internet provider? 447 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,955 No. 'Cause their network's unreliable, 448 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,166 and I'm dating Maurice, so... 449 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,502 Five seconds. 450 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,925 Kamala Harris! 451 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,344 How did you get that so fast?! 452 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,387 She's an AKA! Alpha Kappa Alpha! 453 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,472 Should you maybe come and teach with us 454 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,432 at Addington, like, yesterday? 455 00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,269 Look, I have had a blasty-blast, but I'm an Abbott boy. 456 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,938 But imagine teaching at a school 457 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,731 with the brightest kids from the neighborhood. 458 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,483 And a bunch of other neighborhoods, too. 459 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,568 The cream of the crop from all over the city, 460 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,694 they come to us. 461 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,987 Wait, but there can't be room 462 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,447 for all the neighborhood kids at Addington 463 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,491 if you're accepting people from other places. 464 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,825 Well, we're all about focusing on the kids 465 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,035 who have the best chance of making it out. 466 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,995 Out? Out of what? 467 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,081 And into whom? I don't know. 468 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,499 But someone hold my legs, 469 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,751 'cause I'm about to do a boxed wine keg stand. 470 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:24,835 Seems dangerous. 471 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,963 It's only dangerous if you drop me. 472 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,089 [ Elevator bell dings ] 473 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,257 [ Indistinct conversations ] 474 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,760 Oh, g-- [ Groans ] 475 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,805 Last night, as the kids would say, 476 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,140 was a film. Mm. 477 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,017 I don't know what that means, 478 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,603 but it sounds like an accurate description. 479 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,064 Well, I don't remember much of anything after someone 480 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,401 challenged me to a math-a-rita chugging competition. 481 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,486 Undefeated, Derrick! 482 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,697 [ Groans ] 483 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,407 Can't forget the best part of the night, though. 484 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,534 Oh, making up with your sister? 485 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,203 Hell no. When you got the in with Dawn Nichols. 486 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,707 May our glue-sticks never run dry. 487 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,875 Amen! Hallelujah. 488 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,460 [ Elevator bell dings ] 489 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,253 What? 490 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,215 I forgot to put my shoes on. 491 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,633 Okay. Where are my shoes? 492 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,884 There in my-- My shoes. 493 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,511 I've got my key in my bag, I think. 494 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,805 Janine! 495 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,682 Hey! Where ya been? 496 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,933 Missed ya at the party last night. 497 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,560 It's a long story. 498 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,312 Let's just say I played some games 499 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,563 with some people from Addington, 500 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,732 and it turns out I don't know if I like them. 501 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,025 Hmm. 502 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:29,984 I guess that's the whole story. 503 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,527 How was your night? 504 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,196 Um, you know what? Let's just get in the car. 505 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,740 Hope you enjoyed your stay. 506 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,367 We itemized your charges over the weekend for your review. 507 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,620 Everything look correct for you, Ms... 508 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,872 Teagues? 509 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,415 Gee, golly, it sure does. 510 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,964 Act natural. 511 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,466 Why are you dressed like Inspector Gadget? 512 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,800 I am not. 513 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,260 If anything, I'm Carmen Sandiego, 514 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,763 and like her, I am not here. 515 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,640 I heard some stuff at the conference this weekend. 516 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,558 I didn't take that comforter, it fell into my bag. 517 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,103 No. Draemond Winding, Legendary Charter jabroni, 518 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,230 is coming for Abbott. 519 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,982 Wha-- Who told you this? 520 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,485 It's PECSA weekend, people talk. 521 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,111 He's set on turning youse guys' charter. 522 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,571 Pssh. I've been looking for a good fight 523 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,657 ever since my exterminator died. 524 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,451 I'm ready. Yeah, you better be. 525 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:24,288 If Abbott goes charter, none of your jobs are safe. 526 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,540 Nobody could know I was here. 527 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,167 Okay. Janine: Hey, Kristin Marie Schemmenti? 528 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,587 Hey! What's up? [ Laughs ] 529 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,422 You know, I never realized how beautiful your name was. 530 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,007 Kristin Marie Schemmenti. 531 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,592 Kristin Marie Schemmenti! 532 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,385 [ Chuckles ] 533 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,515 Yeah, she's great. 534 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,058 Bye, Kristin! 535 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,274 Hey. You going that way? 536 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,818 Yeah. Okay. 537 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,115 So, moving forward... 538 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,908 That's my favorite direction. [ Chuckles ] Right. 539 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,118 We're good, right? 540 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,246 Like, whatever happened, that was a nothing thing. 541 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,747 Yeah, it's best to just throw it out. 542 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,748 That's what I was gonna say, just throw it out. 543 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,542 Yeah. Yep. 544 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,334 I blame the Philly Flower Show, really. 545 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,836 And the drinks. And Allentown. 546 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:12,920 Sexy place. 547 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,130 [ Both chuckle ] 548 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,548 PECSA weekend. Crazy. 549 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,425 Right? 550 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,801 So, right... 551 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,386 So, um... 552 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,846 We're just throwing it out? Throw it out. 553 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,889 Pssh. Nothing but net. 554 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,099 All right. 555 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,483 Yeah, we'll just throw it out. 556 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,901 It was nothin'. 557 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,533 So this weekend was juicy. That's right. 558 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,034 I got the tea and the cup. Ooh. Mm. 559 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,662 So I heard about a very interesting hookup this weekend 560 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,998 involving someone in this very room. 561 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,791 Someone that's a man. 562 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,460 Involving a woman... 563 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,878 Teacher. 564 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,129 I heard someone made out. 565 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,759 With Ms. Schwartz? Jacob, time to step up. 566 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,677 Uh, wildly inaccurate, 567 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,221 and I feel compelled to remind you that I am gay. 568 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,474 That is bisexual erasure. I expected better from you. 569 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,809 And my intel specifically stated that she made out 570 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,311 with some pasty white nerd. 571 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,771 If not you, then who? 572 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,733 Okay, bye. 573 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:16,942 Uh... 574 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,572 PECSA, PECSA, PECSA. 575 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,365 Gets me every time. 576 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,496 - Captions by VITAC--