1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,587 I know. I was like, "Mm!" You don't have to make a decision. 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,759 Well? 3 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:11,929 Well, what? 4 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:13,472 What's with the hat? 5 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,474 Oh, this? It's nothing. 6 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,685 It's the loudest nothing I ever saw. 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,812 Boy, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat 8 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,856 and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat. 9 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,775 Mm-hmm. Look, I'm trying something new, okay? 10 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,401 Just take it easy. He's right, guys. 11 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,819 Come on, let's not go down this path. 12 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,321 It's ugly. 13 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,698 Kind of like that hat. [ Laughter ] 14 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,575 I got this from a nice store. Melissa: What store? 15 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,953 The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum? 16 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:36,995 [ Laughter ] 17 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,665 What's up, Gregory? 18 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,416 Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet? 19 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,960 [ Laughter ] 20 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,878 I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. 21 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,421 You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror. 22 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,048 Better us than you. 23 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,800 You look like a park ranger from a cartoon, Booboo. 24 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,095 [ Laughter ] 25 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:54,179 Do you think the hat looks bad? 26 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,889 Oh, uh, me? 27 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,642 Um, I-- I wouldn't say it was bad. 28 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,435 Like, I think it's just different, 29 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:04,064 like something you'd wear in "Indiana... 30 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,607 Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats." 31 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,026 [ Laughter ] 32 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,282 Fine. 33 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,409 I didn't like it that much, anyway. 34 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,452 There's only one place this hat belongs. 35 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,122 On my head. 36 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,207 Wow. Okay. 37 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,293 Ava: Now, that's fashion. Barbara: That's right. 38 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,043 That's the way it's supposed to look. 39 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,128 That's hattitude. 40 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,505 [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ] 41 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:38,348 ♪ 42 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,019 Thank you. 43 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:44,730 Aww, I always needed a pencil. 44 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,357 Thank you. 45 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,151 Thank you so much. 46 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,903 So, it's Teacher Appreciation Week, which is fun. 47 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,363 It's a scam. 48 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,906 It's merely a way for the school district 49 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,700 to placate the teachers. 50 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:00,078 This Teacher Appreciation thing, it's a bit of a show. 51 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,414 I mean, every year, I receive so many 52 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:06,001 of the perfume/lotion gift boxes from the students, 53 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,587 but I have never received so much 54 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:12,966 as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing gift card from the district. 55 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,760 I got this. [ Chuckles ] 56 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,178 Funny. Yeah. 57 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,889 Well, I got this very cool, handmade thing. 58 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,142 Well, it's really about the kids, so... 59 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,644 Yeah, if it was about us, we might actually 60 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,228 get something from the district. 61 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,688 Teacher Appreciation Week was actually created 62 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,191 so that less teachers would quit. Hm. 63 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,817 That's why Mother's Day was invented, 64 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,445 so less moms would leave their families. Gosh. 65 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,946 Ava: ♪ You better watch out ♪ 66 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,865 ♪ You better not cry ♪ 67 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,075 ♪ You better get ready to say, "Thank you, Ava," ♪ 68 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,242 ♪ And I'm 'bout to tell you why ♪ 69 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,411 So shush. [ Teachers groan ] 70 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,954 I got you a gift from the school district. 71 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,748 Melissa: Can't wait to hear. 72 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:48,043 It's court-side seats to your Philadelphia 76ers! 73 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,211 Oh, my God. What? 74 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,213 Are you freaking kidding me?! 75 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,215 Oh, my God! 76 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:56,593 It's a Teacher Appreciation Week miracle. 77 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:57,719 Thank you. 78 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,805 You came through again. 79 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,390 Ava: Who you pointing at? I'm right here. 80 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,225 Don't give Jesus my credit. 81 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,226 He didn't enter you into the district-wide lottery. 82 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,394 I did that. 83 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,728 I did that. 84 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,897 Well, thank you, Ava. This is so exciting. 85 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,107 I can't believe all the teachers get to go see 86 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,441 the Sixers together. 87 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,609 [ Teachers cheer ] 88 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,903 All my jerseys... Yeah! 89 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,655 It's only two tickets, though. 90 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:17,864 You know what? 91 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,449 I buried the lede. That's on me. 92 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,452 I just wanted to see some energy in this place. 93 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,870 Anyway, yeah. 94 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,288 Only two tickets. 95 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,206 Bye. 96 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,797 Janine: Oh, hey, boys. 97 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:36,091 So, I'm throwing a game night for my sister tomorrow. 98 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,218 Please be in because I just bought a new SodaStream. 99 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,261 Oh, sick. 100 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,096 I have a surplus of CO2 cartridges. 101 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,556 Is... Not what you think. 102 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,516 I'm in. Yeah. 103 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,101 I doubt Gregory is gonna want to, like... Yeah. 104 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,727 Oh, no, I'm in. What we doing? 105 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,355 Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo? 106 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,481 Oh, I love board games. 107 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,066 I'll play almost anything. 108 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,277 But I don't [bleep] with Settlers of Catan. 109 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,112 My sister and I are so excited to hang out, 110 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,530 and it's gonna be different now 111 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,240 because we're mature adults, you know? 112 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,033 But as far as my mom knows, 113 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:05,328 Ayesha is lost in the Rockies somewhere, okay? 114 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,289 You guys ever seen that movie "Into the Wild"? 115 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,124 For the eighth time, Janine, no. 116 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,334 [ Intercom beeps ] Ava: Janine, that movie's nuts. 117 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,837 I need all teachers in the library in two minutes. 118 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:16,506 We're gonna decide who's going to get those tickets. 119 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:20,302 And can somebody bring me a Sprite? From McDonald's. 120 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,511 [ Indistinct conversations ] 121 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,097 Order! Order! 122 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,724 Look, there's only two tickets, and there's at least 123 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,392 three of you, so we got to figure this out. 124 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,811 Well, do we know if everybody even wants the tickets? 125 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,856 It's not like we're all native Philadelphians. 126 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,608 Ooh. 127 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,443 Well, the Sixers are playing Washington, 128 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:39,029 my favorite team, which I never get a chance to see. 129 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,281 So some of us may want to go more than anyone. 130 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,699 Aw. Mm. 131 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,493 Alright, well, who does want to go? 132 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,912 Ooh. Okay. I got it. 133 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,121 Let's just give the tickets to Janine. 134 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,289 Why? Melissa: What? Really? 135 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,166 Why?! Yeah, it's an obvious choice. 136 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,542 You don't have any friends, and you can take me, 137 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,085 and we can just hope to end up on one of those 138 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,462 "Pretend I Don't Know You" cams. 139 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,964 Okay, as flattering as that proposition is, 140 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,175 my sister's actually in town, so I'd be taking her. 141 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,802 Ugh, I forgot there's two of you. 142 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,595 Why don't we just pick names out of a hat? 143 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,680 Do you think it's wise to be bringing up hats, Gregory? 144 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,682 No, not the hat thing, 'cause whenever we do it, 145 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,434 it always goes to the person who wants it least 146 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,102 and then they wind up selling it. 147 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:14,439 Yeah, like that time Daryl got the eyelash extensions. 148 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,484 So, it's my fault I already have naturally long, 149 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,819 luxurious lashes? 150 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,862 Okay, what about a good, old-fashioned-- 151 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,823 Bare-knuckle fist fight. 152 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,990 Janine: Why do you have that? Relax. 153 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,451 I was gonna say vote. 154 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,537 I agree with Jacob because I want to leave 155 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,205 and I regret getting myself wrapped up in this. 156 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,832 Vote it is! 157 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,583 That's not gonna work. It could work. 158 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:34,584 It's not gonna work. It could work. 159 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:35,544 Anybody who doesn't want them, 160 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,003 vote for me. 161 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,465 Welcome! Hi. 162 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,050 Hello. Good af-- Oh, good afternoon. 163 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,260 So, this is it! 164 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,177 It's awesome. 165 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,637 It's really... 166 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,264 Um, it's cozy. 167 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,974 Yeah? Yeah. 168 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,810 But cute cozy. Alright, so, tonight. 169 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,229 I was thinking maybe you and I could have some natural wine. 170 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,189 It's like real wine, but it's natural. 171 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,608 And, um, after that, I made us a reservation for Bone Town. 172 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,485 It's a really good place. 173 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,736 And then I was thinking we could watch that "Sex and the City" 174 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,363 spin-off, "The Carrie Diaries." 175 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,532 Heard it's really good. 176 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:09,786 Um, that all sounds awesome. Yeah. 177 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:15,166 But, um, I-I do have some plans with some people later. 178 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,418 Tonight? Yeah. 179 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:17,669 I mean, is that a problem? 180 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,504 Uh, no. 181 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,172 No, no, no, no, no. Not-- Not a problem. 182 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:24,342 Uh, I just thought maybe since it was gonna be us here today, 183 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,845 I thought maybe we'd be hanging out, maybe doing fun stuff. 184 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,222 And we will together. Yeah. 185 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,683 Just not tonight, right? 186 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:34,519 'Cause I have plans with other people. 187 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,562 Okay. Yeah. 188 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,771 Yeah. It just feels like, 189 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,690 you know, since you're staying here, 190 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,443 it feels like you would tell me if you were gonna be leaving. 191 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,695 You should, uh, okay. Sorry, Mom. 192 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,488 I'll make sure to check in next time. [ Chuckles ] 193 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,493 [ Chuckles ] Please. 194 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,412 Like Mom ever cared about where we were going. 195 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,290 [ Laughs ] Yeah, we really took advantage of that. 196 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,875 Yeah, you did. 197 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:57,876 Yeah, but that's cool about tonight. 198 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,294 Have fun with your friends. 199 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:00,754 But tomorrow night? 200 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,547 Tomorrow night is game night, 201 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,342 and you don't want to miss game night. 202 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:08,553 Feels like I couldn't, even if I wanted to. 203 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:12,307 Which I don't. I'm totally amped to play games. 204 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,976 Um, just not now, 'cause I'm gonna go. 205 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:15,769 Okay, you're going now. Okay. 206 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,312 Have fun. 207 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,899 [ Sighs ] Okay. 208 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:26,029 Okay, here is a ballot with each of your names on it, 209 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,197 so that you can't cheat. 210 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,282 Here you go. This says Jason. 211 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,992 My name is Ja-- I can't believe I got wrangled into this. 212 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,994 It's making me feel bad for those professional vote counters 213 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,412 for, like, mayor elections, 214 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,830 who have to do this every 10 years. 215 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,332 What? [ Groans ] 216 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:39,209 And she doesn't even know my freaking name. 217 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,585 Just let it go, Jacob. Come on. 218 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,961 Just drop it. 219 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,130 Hey, how was night one with the sister? 220 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,298 Was it all sharing clothes 221 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,008 and fighting over the bathroom and... 222 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,218 Um, no. 223 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,303 She already had plans, it turned out, 224 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,846 which is okay 225 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:52,972 because I technically didn't ever tell her 226 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,015 we were hanging out. 227 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,642 I just assumed, 228 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,268 and you know what they say about assumptions. 229 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,728 Yeah, they make a-- They're not reliable. 230 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,480 Not at all. 231 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,899 So, she is still coming to game night. 232 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,859 So, you guys are still in, right? Oh, absolutely. 233 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,611 I've been scouring the boards for all the new strategies. 234 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:07,821 Oh! Oh, see? 235 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,531 This is why we are best friends. 236 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,032 Jacob. Yes! 237 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,033 You okay? 238 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,911 Barb, look at those two. 239 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,871 Look at them scheming. 240 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:19,374 Nothing good has ever come from nerds whispering. 241 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,459 Us second-floor teachers need to stick together. 242 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,502 Those first-floor people? 243 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,087 They don't truly understand us. 244 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,505 Well, I know you're just trying to get my vote, 245 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,298 but I do think people overlook our struggle. 246 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,508 Not only do we labor more physically 247 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,093 to get to our classes, 248 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,803 we have to endure the quick-witted teens. 249 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,388 We deserve those tickets. 250 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,140 Oh, you can't be serious. 251 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,725 If anyone deserves the tickets, it's me. 252 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,602 I'm teaching two classes at once. Barbara: Hold on. 253 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,188 If we're talking about who deserves the tickets, 254 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,858 the answer is obvious-- the most tenured teacher. 255 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,900 So, you mean you? 256 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,485 Janine: With all due respect, 257 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,404 I think the tickets should go to the MVP. 258 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,406 You know, the young star who gives everyone faith 259 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,074 in the franchise again. 260 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,910 Or the tickets could go to the most improved player-- 261 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,747 someone who sacrificed other goals to focus on this one. 262 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,207 Someone young, someone driven, someone-- 263 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,917 Handsome. You know what? 264 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,544 Yeah! Yeah, okay, bub. 265 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,713 You haven't been a real teacher for even a year yet. 266 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,048 No, he has not. 267 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,758 If I may interject, 268 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,093 I would say that teaching second grade is no picnic. 269 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,305 Didn't I see your class having a literal picnic the other day? 270 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,974 Didn't I see your class watching "Lego Batman"? 271 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,309 Teachers: Ooh. Ms. Pinkney: I don't know what y'all smoking, 272 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,894 but if you was to take my health class, 273 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,187 you wouldn't be smoking anything. 274 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,688 I'll have you drug-, tobacco-, 275 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,565 and vape-free, like all of our students, 276 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,442 which is why I deserve the tickets. 277 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:30,153 I have the most important job in this school. 278 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,531 I set the tone for the rest of their academic careers. 279 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,991 Okay, I think that "most important" 280 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,367 is a little bit extreme. Thank you. 281 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,577 Gregory: Okay, let's take a deep breath 282 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,787 before we say something we don't mean. 283 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,580 Oh, shut up, haircut. Ana: Oh! 284 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,208 I mean, teaching kindergarten-- the most important, Barb? 285 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,459 All youse do is teach five-year-olds 286 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,794 how to use safety scissors. 287 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,504 And maybe if your kindergarten teacher 288 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,214 had done a better job, 289 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,884 you would know that "youse" is not plural for "you." 290 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:56,387 Oh, somebody swing! 291 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,973 Alright, looks like all the votes are in, 292 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,017 and somehow no one got molly-whopped. 293 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,519 Hey, did you vote for me? 294 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,020 What matters is that I voted. 295 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,563 Jacob, you know I want to take my sister, 296 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,857 and Tyrese Maxey is my hall pass. 297 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,151 Janine, it's not called a hall pass when you're single. 298 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,320 Hey, everybody, shh. 299 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,571 I'm about to announce the winner. 300 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,531 Drum roll, please. 301 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,617 And the winner is... 302 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,910 Mr. Johnson. 303 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,746 Put some respect on my name! 304 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,582 Ha! Ha-ha! I demand a recount. 305 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,501 Ranked-choice voting would have been inherently much fairer. 306 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,002 He's not even a real teacher. 307 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,004 You know how many classes I subbed? 308 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,673 Why y'all mad? You all voted for him. 309 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,758 I didn't think he'd win. 310 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,344 I just voted for him 'cause I was annoyed with everyone else. 311 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,596 [ Indistinct murmuring ] 312 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,181 Well, you know what? 313 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,976 You two might not have tickets to the NBA, 314 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:47,021 but you do have floor seats to the JGA. 315 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,399 Janine Game-Night Association. 316 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,025 And-- And there'll be floor seats 317 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,193 because you'll probably be sitting on the floor. 318 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,320 It's gonna be fun, and it's BYOBG. 319 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,948 Bring your own... beer garden? 320 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,616 Bubble gum? Baby giraffe? 321 00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,993 Jacob: Big Gulp. Brittney Griner! 322 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,995 Black Gregory? What? No. 323 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,496 Bring Your Own Board Game. 324 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,290 Real simple. 325 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,875 Yeah. Look, see you both there. 326 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,379 Ayesha: Okay, okay. 327 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,423 But then, after the concert was over, 328 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,885 we snuck back into Red Rocks, waited for everybody to leave, 329 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,179 stayed till the next morning, and watched the eclipse. 330 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,555 Erika: Ooh. 331 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,390 That sounds so firggin awesome. 332 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,433 Yeah. 333 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,226 Which makes this a lot harder. 334 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,270 I totally own all your water rights now. 335 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,646 Ba-boom! 336 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,190 Oh, it's me. 337 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,608 Ooh! It's okay, I have a vacuum. 338 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,776 Um... 339 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,987 I'm sorry, am-- am I the only one 340 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,072 who doesn't understand how this game works? 341 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,657 No, Jacob is the only one who does. 342 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,992 Okay. Come on. 343 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,827 Nobody plays Drought? 344 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,871 It's the most award-winning independent board game out. 345 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:45,955 We ain't got no other games? 346 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:46,998 Uh, no. 347 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,708 Yeah, I'm gonna need a drink. 348 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,293 You want one of those hard ciders you liked at my party? 349 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,046 Actually, I made a pre-mixed signature cocktail. 350 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,839 It's called a short island iced tea. 351 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,633 Yeah, I was short on ingredients when I made it, 352 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,218 so it's mostly just Coke and ice, but it's pretty good. 353 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,888 I also have a signature cocktail. 354 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,847 I actually learned it in Denver. 355 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,391 Oh. It's called beer. 356 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,935 Okay. 357 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,811 I'll take one of those. 358 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,980 [ Chuckles ] 359 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,482 Your sister is so cool. 360 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,359 Yeah, she's pretty chill. 361 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,153 Yeah. She is cool and chill. 362 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,571 I think it runs in the family. 363 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,740 Like, that's what people used to tell us. 364 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,325 Okay, ta-da. 365 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,576 Thank you. Ready. 366 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,120 Alright, it's your turn, Ayesha. 367 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,999 Oh, okay. This one means 368 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,044 I either stay and provide water to the land I'm at, 369 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,921 or I get to take all the water 370 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,464 I have and bounce, right? Mm-hmm. 371 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,883 Okay, cool. I am bouncing. 372 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,510 [ Scattered chuckles ] 373 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,428 Well, now that means I have to provide water 374 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,846 for all of Asia, so... 375 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,306 Sucks to be you, Janine. 376 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,558 But the point of this game is to survive, 377 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,143 and you can't do that if you're taking care 378 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,229 of everybody else, so... 379 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,147 Shocking. 380 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,941 What's that supposed to mean? 381 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,276 Nothing. Just... 382 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,944 Didn't sound like nothing, so... 383 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,153 Then maybe it was something. 384 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,989 Uh, I think it's my turn, actually. 385 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,491 No, I think my sister has something she wants to say. 386 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,576 I'm just saying that it's not surprising to me 387 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,287 that when things got tough for you in Asia, 388 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,538 you just took your water and bounced, 389 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,290 and now I'm left to ration everything. 390 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,625 Oh, no, actually, you have used up all your rationing chips. 391 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,795 Okay, well, I didn't choose to start in an arid, doomed biome. 392 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,173 And yet, other people accepted the responsibility 393 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,175 of making do in a dry climate. 394 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,802 They didn't just leave. 395 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,013 Yeah, well, I know a lost cause when I see one, 396 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,848 and I didn't want to waste my time. 397 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,558 That's because you abandon people, 398 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,518 and it's nice to finally hear you say it out loud. 399 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,895 ♪ 400 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,355 Excuse me. 401 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,316 Where are you going? I don't know. 402 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,775 ♪ 403 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,610 Ayesha! [ Door slams ] 404 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,237 [ Door opens, slams ] 405 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,072 Now, this is the game that I came for. 406 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,950 I think Janine may be holding on to a little tension from-- 407 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,368 Childhood? Absolutely. 408 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,786 This about stuff from her childhood? 409 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,329 ♪ 410 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,080 [ Sighs ] 411 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,294 Ayesha. 412 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,378 Ayesha! 413 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,005 What the hell is your problem? 414 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,883 You are staying at my house, 415 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:05,511 but you just drop your stuff off and leave, 416 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,472 'cause you do whatever you want to do, 417 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,932 Ayesha, and leave the good people of Asia 418 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,727 to fend for themselves. Can you please quit it with the metaphor? 419 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,562 It is so childish. 420 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,189 Oh, oh, okay. 421 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,190 I'm childish. 422 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,816 Really? 423 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,443 Who ran and hid? 424 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,278 You just left. [ Scoffs ] 425 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,696 You leave when things get hard. 426 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,074 You always have. 427 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,658 Oh, my God. 428 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,953 People move from their hometowns all the time. 429 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,246 It's not about that. But you know what? 430 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,956 My fault. 431 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,292 My fault for not staying like good, perfect Janine. 432 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,376 That's on me. 433 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,419 You're right. Wow. 434 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,545 Yeah. Wow. 435 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,506 [ Janine and Ayesha arguing in distance ] 436 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,216 Jacob: If the sea levels are rising, 437 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,927 should I... [ Inhales sharply ] 438 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,261 I know there's a solution afoot. 439 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,097 I just gotta nab it. 440 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,307 So... 441 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,142 I heard the teachers' conference was fun. 442 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,644 [ Scoffs ] That is an understatement. 443 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,521 Did Janine tell you about all the swag we got? 444 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,939 Oh, how are you on pens? 445 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,398 Oh, I'm good on pens. 446 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,150 ♪ 447 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,945 You know how much dealing with Mom is, 448 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,156 but you got to leave and go to Colorado 449 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,324 and be cool and interesting. 450 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,284 [ Scoffs ] Meanwhile, 451 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,370 I am still here, dealing with her by myself. 452 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,455 Do you know how hard it was for me here? 453 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,167 Yes, I know how hard it is here, because I'm still here. 454 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,962 But you aren't me. 455 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,964 You went to Penn, Janine. Oh, my God. 456 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,883 You went to Penn, and I am-- am st-- 457 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,219 to date, the only person who's been fired 458 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,763 from the Eastern State Penitentiary's haunted house. 459 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,431 That's bad. That's not good. Ayesha, what does that-- 460 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,559 What does that have to do with anything? Everything! 461 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,687 People had hopes for you, and they gave up on me. 462 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,522 Ayesha. 463 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,190 You had it together. 464 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,819 I didn't, and I couldn't get it together when Mom... 465 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,116 When the person who needed me the most 466 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,452 was the most disappointed in me. 467 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,205 Yeah, fine, then. I couldn't take it. 468 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,416 I couldn't handle it, so I ran. 469 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,500 I left. 470 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,047 Janine... 471 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,008 I am sorry. 472 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,343 [ Vehicles passing, horns honking ] 473 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,190 I get why you... 474 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,441 left Mom. 475 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,110 I do. 476 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,446 It just kind of felt like you left me, too. 477 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,408 I don't want to rush you, Janine, 478 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,993 but if you don't make a move soon, 479 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,038 all your water's gonna become non-potable. 480 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,081 That basically means, like... 481 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,082 Yeah, no, we know what it means, Jacob. No, we know what it means. 482 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,584 We know what it means. Thank you. 483 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,087 Why don't we go back to the game? 484 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,008 Yeah, okay. 485 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,968 Come on. 486 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,012 [ Breathes deeply ] 487 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,645 Ooh, it feels like a reunion show 488 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,564 for an absolute mess of a "Housewives" season in here. 489 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,567 Ladies and Gentleladies, your courtside ticket winner, 490 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,152 Mr. Johnson. 491 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,738 [ Laughs ] 492 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,243 So, um, who you thinking about taking with you 493 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,369 to the game tonight? 494 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,371 I'm bringing Dr. J. 495 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,498 You know Julius Erving? Who? 496 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,125 No, Dr. Jamar Cameron, my podiatrist. 497 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,544 Oh, come on. Oh, I get it. 498 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,755 Now I'm the bad guy, just because I'm rich. 499 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,260 Look what happens when the district offers us 500 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,427 less than what we need. 501 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,347 Melissa, I'm sorry. 502 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,099 No, I'm sorry, Barb. 503 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,935 See, we usually help each other out, and this time, 504 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,979 we went after each other like a bunch of peasants 505 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,690 being tossed a single ham from a wagon. 506 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,358 Yeah, I-I was gonna say that we forgot we were a team, 507 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,485 but that was beautiful, too, I guess. 508 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,112 Remember when the district said they would get us a projector 509 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,155 for every room, and they sent one? Mm-hmm. 510 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,865 We're pretty good at sharing it, though. Yeah. 511 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,908 Which reminds me, Janine, I need it back. 512 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,159 Okay. 513 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,370 You know, I should apologize, too. 514 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,122 I know keeping those kids off the pipe 515 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,249 is only a small piece of what we do. 516 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,042 Mr. Morton, I accept your apology. 517 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,085 I have nothing to apologize for. 518 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,420 I said I accept. 519 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,171 Melissa: [ Clears throat ] 520 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:25,313 Janine: Have a good day, girls. 521 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,398 Damn, she looks like the grown-up version of you, 522 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,066 like if your proportions were stretched out 523 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,652 to a normal length. Haha, we get it, Ava. I'm short. 524 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,737 It's just science, girl. 525 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,030 Don't be mad about facts. 526 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,783 Wh-- 527 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,618 Hey. Hi. 528 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,036 What's up? 529 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,829 Uh, yeah. I came through. 530 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,789 I didn't even realize you knew where I worked. 531 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,167 I mean, yeah, it's, like, the biggest part of your life. 532 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,043 I do listen, you know? 533 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,379 Cool. 534 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,048 It's very Janine in here. 535 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,383 Yeah. I mean that in a good way. 536 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,761 Didn't know there was a bad way to mean it. 537 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,804 [ Chuckles ] Ahh. 538 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,682 Has Mom ever been here? 539 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,227 [ Both laugh ] 540 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,479 That's crazy. Do you hear yourself? 541 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,356 Yeah. 542 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,399 I guess things have always been a little rocky 543 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,902 in our family, so... 544 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,695 Hey, you think that's why you moved to the Rockies? 545 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,113 [ Laughs ] 546 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,698 'Cause of the... 547 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,287 Hey, could you help me out with something? 548 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,830 I don't think comedy is something 549 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,457 you can teach, you know? 550 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,250 I feel like it's more something innate. 551 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,336 You know what? I was talking about that projector. 552 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,712 I need help taking it back to Gregory's room. 553 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,506 It's a little heavy. Oh, thank God. 554 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,049 Yeah. Thank you. 555 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,054 Mrs. Howard, I forgot to give you this. 556 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,389 Is it too late? 557 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:45,309 Oh, sweetheart, perfect timing. 558 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,477 Thank you. 559 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,687 You're welcome. 560 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,730 Bye. Bye. 561 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,776 You know, even after all of these years as a teacher, 562 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:58,072 I still have to stop and remind myself why I'm still here. 563 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,907 It's not my paycheck, 564 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,702 certainly not the perks from the people who sign it, 565 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,497 it's about the people who show up here every blessed day-- 566 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:10,209 the dedicated teachers and the wonderful students. 567 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,920 That's what I love most about the lotion. 568 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:18,592 When I put it on, it reminds me that this school, my peers, 569 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:22,471 these students-- we're all we have, 570 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,808 and we all appreciate each other so much. 571 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,688 Although, a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing gift card 572 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,065 wouldn't hurt anybody. 573 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,067 Ava, you need to see this. 574 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,694 What's this? From the district? 575 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,738 "Principal Coleman, we are writing to inform you 576 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,740 that the petition to change Abbott Elementary 577 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,867 into a Legendary Charter will be coming in front of 578 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,493 the school board in..." 579 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,128 Christian: Hey, Philly, it's time for our 30-second quiz, 580 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,005 where one fan has a chance to win $1,000. 581 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,256 Here we go. 582 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,092 Alright, fans, I'm here with... 583 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,385 What's your name, sir? 584 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,595 Mr. Johnson. 585 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,804 Okay, Mr. Johnson, 586 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,473 do you want to play our 30-second quiz 587 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,892 for a chance to win $1,000? 588 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:08,934 Put some time on the clock, Christian. 589 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,811 [ Chuckles ] Okay. 590 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,482 In 30 seconds, can you name 10 cleaning products? 591 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,111 They gave you $1,000? 592 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,447 And a $50 gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings. 593 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,907 Oh. 594 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,496 - Captions by VITAC-- 595 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,500 Christian: Hey, Philly, it's time for our 30-second quiz, 596 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,419 where one fan has a chance to win $1,000. 597 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,670 Here we go. 598 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,506 Alright, fans, I'm here with... 599 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,716 What's your name, sir? 600 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:46,926 Mr. Johnson. 601 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,135 Okay, Mr. Johnson, 602 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,803 do you want to play our 30-second quiz 603 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,222 for a chance to win $1,000? 604 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,265 Put some time on the clock, Christian. 605 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,142 [ Chuckles ] Okay. 606 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:58,812 In 30 seconds, can you name 10 cleaning products? 607 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,275 They gave you $1,000? 608 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,861 And a $50 gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings. 609 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,071 Oh.