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It's too peaceful
in here.
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That's because
these children spend
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all of their time
on their phones.
Hm!
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They barely interact
with each other.
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Isn't that right,
Ava?
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[ Chuckles ]
Huh? Oh, yeah.
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It's probably 'cause they
don't have hand games anymore.
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Hey! Do you guys
know Shame?
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Rockin' Robin.
Miss Mary Mack.
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[ Laughs ]
♪ Miss Mary ♪
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♪ Mack, Mack, Mack ♪
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♪ All dressed in
black, black, black ♪
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Oh, we have
those, too!
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Let's do it.
Okay.
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Both:
♪ Girls rule, boys drool ♪
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♪ We use too much fossil fuels ♪
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♪ Loser, loser, double loser ♪
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♪ Biden drives a P.T. Cruiser ♪
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♪ Know the answer,
raise your hand ♪
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♪ We live on Native Land ♪
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♪ Don't call me sir,
don't call me miss ♪
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♪ Aliens do exist ♪
Barbara: Oh, my.
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♪ He's too short,
she's too tall ♪
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♪ When will this country fall? ♪
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Okay. Okay. Uh...
go back to your phones.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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Mr. Eddie,
my tooth is loose.
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Gregory: Mm-hmm.
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If it falls out, do I eat it
like I did last time?
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I'm a little busy
right now, okay?
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You're coloring
a carrot.
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Go take a seat for me.
Okay?
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Gregory:
So, after the teachers' panel,
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a man from the
Philadelphia Activities Fund
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approached me about
applying for a grant
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for the Garden Goofballs
program.
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That would mean field trips
to fields...
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seed money for seeds...
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and the kids' top request--
matching T-shirts.
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So I've been working nonstop
on the proposal
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to make that happen.
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You know, it's really exciting
to think about what
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the Garden Goofballs program
can become,
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and to think it all started
because of a fart.
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Hi. Mr. Eddie?
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I'm subbing for Ms. Teagues
next door this week.
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Everything alright?
Well, there's a student
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who's had unexcused absences
the last three days.
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Just wondering what
the protocol is.
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Well, which child?
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- Alex.
- Alex Perkins?
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He was with me
last year.
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Yes, and I noticed he only came
to class twice last week.
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Oh, well,
that's not like Alex.
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So can you just
not come to school?
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No.
Sounds like
you don't have to.
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I can't wait
for second grade!
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Thanks for letting me know.
I'll look into it.
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My tooth! I just
swallowed my tooth!
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Yes. This is incredible.
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Okay.
Bye, Principal Oldman!
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That was Principal Oldman
over at Robinson Prep.
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He was calling to personally
thank me for the institution
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of the librarian
program.
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That's awesome!
Oh, my God!
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Superintendent John Reynolds
in my office. Ha ha ha!
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Am I being fired?
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I was just quoting
that joke.
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No, you're not
being fired, Janine.
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I-I came in here
to compliment you.
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Oh.
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"Oh"? That's it?
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Y-You thought
you were getting fired,
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and now I'm
complimenting you,
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and just..."Oh."
Oh.
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Anyway, I've been very
impressed with your work.
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Your ability to problem-solve
under pressure is why I think
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you should be calling a few
more of the shots around here.
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Wow. [ Laughs ]
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"Wow." That's the reaction
I was looking for!
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[ Both laugh ]
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When your fellowship
is up,
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we really want to offer you
a full-time position here.
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A real job here?
Yeah, here.
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We think that you have barely
scratched the surface.
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You have the chance
to be a superstar.
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Minus the flashing lights
and the insane salary.
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You would be getting
a little bit of a raise.
Oh!
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But you're still
a government worker.
Okay.
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Um, but we're gonna
give you that chance.
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The district has provided us
with a new software
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to detect the use of A.I.
in your work.
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You need to understand
this growing technology,
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and I thought we could
try it all together.
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So here is a poem
by Robert Frost.
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And when I hit this button,
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it will tell us
if Frost was a robot...
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and my entire life
has been a lie.
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Ah!
I knew it was all Bobby.
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And here is Javon's paper
on World War II.
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I-I only used Wikipedia
to make sure I spelled
the names right.
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Ha ha ha! Let's go!
Hey. I told you, Mr. C.
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I never doubted you,
Javon.
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Mainly because
you got a "D" on it.
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[ Laughter ]
So we will need to
have a chat about that.
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Really, you can use this
on any written material--
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books, journals, things
from your everyday life, even.
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For example,
here is a lovely e-mail response
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from Mrs. Howard
to my weekly newsletter.
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And, uh... no, that...
[ Laughter ]
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Mrs. Howard
cold as hell!
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Yeah, she must
hate your ass.
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[ Laughter ]
Stop cursing.
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[ Sighs ] Janine
is 10 minutes late,
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which means
she's 30 minutes late,
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'cause I'm always
20 minutes late.
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Well, she does
better than me
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because when I say
I'm gonna be a little late,
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I usually just
don't show up.
[ Chuckles ]
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Well, well, well!
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If it isn't
the Autobots.
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Or should I say
Decepticons.
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I'm already not enjoying
this conversation.
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Jacob, what are you
talking about?
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Well, you see,
I was demonstrating
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the new A.I. detection
software
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to my class this morning,
and I thought, "Hmm.
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What better test than to use
one of my good friend Barb's
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e-mail correspondences?"
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And I was shocked--
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no, heartbroken--
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to learn that it was
99% A.I.-generated.
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Jacob, I'm sure
it was just a glitch.
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Dang, Barb.
How could you do that?
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Funny you say that.
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Because then I decided to
check your thoughtful review
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of my essay on
the hidden dangers...
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Barbara: Ohh.
...of espresso
martinis.
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And I meant every word.
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Oh, I bet you did.
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[ Slams desk ]
100%...
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A.I.-generated.
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100. Mnh.
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So, Ava showed me
how to do it,
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and then I showed
Barbara.
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Because, you know, we need
to learn A.I. software
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to make sure the kids aren't
abusing it to do their work.
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That privilege is
reserved for teachers.
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Looks like Alex has
seven unexcused absences.
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That's not so bad.
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Oh. Plus today.
So eight.
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Eight?
Oh, that's very bad.
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It is?
Mm-hmm.
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If he misses
two more days,
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he's got to go
to family court
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to schedule an appearance
at truancy court
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and then
he gets held back.
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For just
two more absences?
Mm-hmm.
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Well, has anyone tried
calling his house?
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The district has an
automated phone system
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that calls
the students' homes.
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Well, do we know if anyone's
gotten through to his family?
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What do we do if Alex
still isn't showing up?
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Well, that's the extent
of our protocol.
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Do you know
how hurtful it is to know
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that instead of talking to some
of my closest companions,
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I've been talking to WALL-E
for the past few months?!
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Okay, well, Jacob, you're
being rude, because look--
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Janine is here to give us
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a big, special,
important announcement.
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Go ahead, Janine.
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Yes, yes.
Thank you, Melissa.
You're welcome.
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Yeah. That's correct.
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I do have something big
to announce, so, um...
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Wait. Where's Gregory?
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Oh, he's working on his Goofball
proposal for the district.
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Oh. Okay.
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Well, thank you all so much
for staying after school.
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I have some news
about my fellowship.
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God sakes. Who cares
about your fellowship?!
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I got ribs
in the slow cooker!
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Wait, wait. No, no, no, no.
This is important.
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You know,
as you all know,
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my fellowship at the district
is coming to an end.
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Ooh, girl,
don't remind me.
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My doomsday countdown clock is
set to the day that you're back.
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[ Laughs ]
Stop!
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The superintendent
offered me
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a full-time position
at the district.
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[ Gasps ]
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And I'm going to take it.
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So I'm leaving Abbott.
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[ All murmuring ]
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Dibs on Janine's classroom
as my new office!
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Oh, this is officially
the worst day ever. [ Scoffs ]
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I am proud of you.
Ohh.
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Janine, you have
worked so hard,
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and they are lucky
to get you.
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Melissa: Well, if you're not
gonna be here anymore,
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then I don't have to
know your name, Janice.
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And for the record,
I-I-I am proud of you.
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I'm just having trouble
processing--
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because I'm a human.
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But, um...
Ohh!
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This is huge.
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Oh. Thank you, guys.
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This was not an easy
decision to make.
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I mean,
I hemmed and I hawed.
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Heck, I almost
pussyfooted.
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[ Laughter ]
But I want to do it.
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I think I can really do
some good work there.
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No reaction
from you, Ava?
Oh, sorry.
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I'm just going through
the mental list of
Janine replacements
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that I started
the day I met you.
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[ Laughs ]
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Ooh! It's on!
[ Laughs ]
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And since you don't work here
anymore, you're trespassing.
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Security! Security!
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Mr. Alonzo: Singular noun
or a plural noun?
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Gregory: Day nine,
and he's still not here.
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I mean, Alex was
in my class last year,
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and he had perfect attendance.
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He's the type of kid who likes
when recess gets rained out
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so he can stay inside and read.
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Something has to be going on.
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Virginia: Hello?
[ Game show music playing ]
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Hi. This is
Abbott Elementary calling
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to check on
Alex Perkins.
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You're gonna have to
speak up. Who is this?
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Uh, this is
Gregory Eddie,
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um, from
Abbott Elementary.
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Is Alex okay?
Oh, hi. Yeah.
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He's right here watching
"The Price Is Right" with me.
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Well, he needs to
be in school!
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He can't be absent tomorrow,
or he will be held back.
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No. I already
gave him a snack.
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No. "Held back!"
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If Alex misses
one more day of school,
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he will have to repeat
the second grade!
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Can you possibly turn
the TV down for me?!
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Sure.
It's a commercial.
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Oh, okay. Thank you.
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We want to know why
Alex hasn't been in school.
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He said he don't want
to go to school,
246
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say he miss his old teacher,
Ms. Teams.
247
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Huh?
Ms. Teams?
248
00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,173
Oh. Ms. Teagues?
He misses her?
249
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He says that's why?
250
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Oh, okay. Goodbye!
[ Click ]
251
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No, I--
252
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[ Dial tone ]
253
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Damn shame.
254
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The boy live
right across the street.
255
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[Loudly] So you're telling me
that we can see
256
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as many movies
as we want?
257
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,401
Mm-hmm.
258
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:34,449
Jacob, seems like
a perfect opportunity
259
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,910
for you to tell us about
that movie membership thing
260
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you're always
proselytizing about.
Yeah.
261
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How's that--
How's that work again?
262
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,415
Well, while I would love
to fill you in
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and explain Nicole Kidman's
role in all of it,
264
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I think you'd probably
prefer to consult
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some of your
robot friends.
266
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,340
Oh.
So we used A.I.
267
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,175
At least
we responded.
268
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Do you have any idea how
much time and love and time
269
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,513
I put into my e-mails?
270
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,057
Have you no respect
for my emotional labor?
271
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You just ask for
so much feedback.
Oh. So much.
272
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,187
And Barb's typing speed
is a sentence per hour.
273
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,064
There isn't enough time
in the day.
274
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,483
Okay, look, if we were
trying to be mean,
275
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,236
we would say that your e-mails
are super-long and boring,
276
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,197
add zero value to our lives,
and please stop sending them.
277
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,990
We're being nice!
Ava: Yeah.
278
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Nice?
A.I. cannot be nice.
279
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,246
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
280
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,499
I can see where
this would be upsetting.
281
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,376
We're sorry.
282
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,795
No more
generative e-mails.
Mnh-mnh.
283
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,798
And we will do our best
to respond.
284
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,383
Thank you.
Yes.
285
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To the ones that aren't
super-long and boring.
286
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,555
[ Cellphone rings ]
287
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,014
Hey, Gregory. Um...
288
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,016
I was just about to text you,
289
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,726
but I'm guessing
you heard already.
290
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,311
So you already know
about Alex Perkins?
291
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,272
Alex Perkins?
From my class?
292
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,857
What's going on with him?
Everything okay?
293
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,442
Oh, um, yeah. He hasn't
been coming to class.
294
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,194
He has nine absences.
One more--
295
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,780
He has to go to truancy court
and he gets held back a year.
296
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,782
Yeah. Can you imagine
having to go to court
297
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,950
as a second grader?
298
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,285
Oh, my God.
How is this happening?
299
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,495
This is very out-of-character
for him.
300
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,664
Something must be going on.
I know. Um...
301
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,624
We just found out he lives
right across the street.
302
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,001
I was thinking about
going to his house.
303
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,836
We cannot
go to his house.
304
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:13,006
I mean, that's strictly
against district policy.
305
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,008
The protocol
says we call.
306
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,551
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we went through all
the district protocols.
307
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,928
I then called his house,
I spoke to his grandma,
308
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,847
who I think heard one of
every three words I said,
309
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,184
but his grandma did say
that he's not coming to school
310
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,643
because he misses
his old teacher.
311
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,936
That's me.
312
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,521
Or me.
Or me.
313
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,731
Okay.
314
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,316
Um, so, I was thinking
that after school,
315
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,067
we could get together,
316
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,361
go to the house,
see what's going on.
317
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,073
Jacob.
Ah.
318
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,200
One of my
real friends.
319
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,743
You'd never use a robot.
320
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,328
You're damn right.
321
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,496
I wanted you to know I'm
eagerly awaiting your feedback
322
00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,916
on my latest newsletter about
the history of spring cleaning.
323
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,293
Oh. Yeah.
I was, um...
324
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,086
I was working
all weekend on that.
325
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,255
You shall have my
detailed response soon.
326
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,466
Great. For every
paragraph I wrote,
327
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,885
I expect at least
three paragraphs back.
328
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,767
We here at Abbott hold our
teachers to a high standard.
329
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:09,812
Therefore, we will be conducting
a rigorous selection process
330
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:14,025
to ensure that only the most
qualified educator gets the job.
331
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,443
Having said that,
332
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,946
if you are 5'5" and under,
please step forward.
333
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,574
You are dismissed.
334
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,118
If you are a go-getter
who is always prompt,
335
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,703
please step forward.
336
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,082
Thank you. You are dismissed.
337
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,211
Congratulations on making it
to the final round.
338
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,130
You are only one question away
from landing this job.
339
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,465
[ Exhales heavily ]
340
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,133
Do you own
a jelly-bean belt?
341
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,639
Seriously?! Dismissed!
342
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,349
Send in the next batch.
343
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,768
Okay, so, under no circumstances
do we enter the house.
344
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,270
We're already, you know,
345
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,813
pushing the boundaries
of district policy.
346
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,272
Right. Going up to the door
is already bad enough.
347
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,108
We don't want to cross
any more lines.
348
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,859
Exactly. We'll just explain
the gravity of the situation
349
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,986
to Grandma,
be on our way.
350
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,280
Sounds good.
Yes.
351
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,116
Oh. You here to fix
the refrigerator?
352
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,409
Oh, no. What's wrong
with the refrigerator?
353
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,868
What's not wrong
with the fridge?
354
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,286
Gregory: No, no,
we're not here for that.
Oh.
355
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,330
Yes. I'm Janine Teagues
from the school district,
356
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,666
and this is Gregory Eddie
from Abbott Elementary.
Hello.
357
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,752
And we came to let you know
that your grandson, Alex,
358
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,380
is one absence away from
being held back.
359
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,840
He's fine.
360
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,134
He's inside watching
"The Price Is Right."
361
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,760
That ain't never
hurt nobody.
362
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,055
Um, but he won't be fine if
he misses class tomorrow--
363
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,724
or another day
this year.
364
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,142
There will be
repercussions
365
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,560
that will affect him
for the rest of his life.
366
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,396
Back in my day, we came
to school when we could,
367
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,523
and we all turned out
just fine.
368
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,316
Right. But that
won't work here.
369
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,736
Oh.
This is
a very serious matter.
370
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,030
We wouldn't be here
otherwise.
371
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,449
So, please,
could you just make sure
372
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,034
that Alex makes it
to class?
373
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,452
Well, I just don't see
the point
374
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,746
in making the boy go
somewhere he hates so bad
375
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,707
when he can stay home and just
hang out with me and Drew Carey.
376
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,292
Hm.
Um...
377
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,586
Janine, I think
it's time to go.
378
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,796
[ Chuckles ]
379
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,798
Carey: And Rona. Hi.
380
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,592
Rona: $1,100.
$1,100...
381
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,260
Actually,
can we come inside?
382
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,304
- Huh?
- Sure.
383
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,056
But don't be making
no guesses
384
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,724
during
Showcase Showdown.
385
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,642
You keep them
to yourself.
386
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,685
Okay.
387
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,771
Janine?
Gregory.
388
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,486
Announcer: You're gonna
be playing Plinko!
389
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,321
Alex, we want to know why you
haven't been coming to school.
390
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,531
I'm gonna miss Plinko.
...thousand dollars!
391
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,408
Alex. Hey.
392
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,826
Carey:
Yes! There you go!
393
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,119
Tell us what's
been going on.
394
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,121
Well, Ms. Teagues
doesn't go to school,
395
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,624
so I don't need
to go, either.
396
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,794
Alex, you have to
go to school
397
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,670
whether I'm there
or not, okay?
398
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,090
School is something
you cannot miss.
You do.
399
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,383
When are you coming back
to be my teacher again?
400
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,010
Well, that's the good news.
401
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,346
Ms. Teagues is almost
done at the district,
402
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,431
so she'll be back at Abbott
very soon.
403
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,058
[ Inhales sharply,
clears throat ]
404
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,143
I know you're not
sick in my house.
405
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,437
No.
406
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,564
Um...
407
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,109
So, I actually
just accepted
408
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,402
a full-time position
at the district.
409
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,154
What?
What?!
410
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,864
She says she's working
full-time at the district.
411
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,741
Y'all can't hear?
412
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,327
Carey: ...price starts with
a 3 or ends with a 5?
413
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,037
Welcome to
your future!
414
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,664
Yeah.
415
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,124
Ooh. I'mma save so much
money from the chiropractor
416
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,667
from not having to
look down at you.
417
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,085
Hmm!
418
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,294
Ava: So, after
formally interviewing
419
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,838
536 applicants,
420
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,965
I found a perfect replacement
for Janine.
421
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,717
She has great fashion sense,
went to Penn State,
422
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,138
and says her best skill is
creative problem ignoring.
423
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,306
I can't wait to introduce her
to the rest of the staff.
424
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,767
I hope you get a nude
from the T-800!
425
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,310
Ooh.
What's going on here?
426
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,771
Jacob responded to my
newsletter using a chat bot.
427
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,690
[ Melissa and Barbara gasp ]
I ran it through
that program,
428
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,525
and the only thing real
was some corny joke
429
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,819
about if you spring-cleaned
my head,
430
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,821
you'd probably see
your reflection in it.
431
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,531
What the hell, Jacob?!
432
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,700
You gave us a hard time
for using it,
433
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,035
but then you go and do
the same thing to Mr. Johnson!
434
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,204
I'm sorry. I've been completely
underwater this week.
435
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,081
Ha!
Mr. Johnson is
436
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,167
single-handedly responsible
for keeping
437
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,878
most of the toilets in this
joint running some of the time.
438
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,838
Yet he still found the time
439
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:07,133
to put his heart and soul
into that newsletter.
440
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,885
Wait.
So you authentically
441
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,887
respond to his newsletter,
but not mine?
442
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,805
Yeah.
He sends one e-mail
443
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,974
per quarter,
and it is usually filled
444
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,227
with delightful
anecdotes and musings.
445
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,438
Mm-hmm. You send 10 e-mails
a day. And you know what?
446
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,857
I rarely feel like I'm learning
a thing about you.
447
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,233
Oh, and you feel like
you learn something
448
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,818
about Mr. Johnson
from that newsletter?
449
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,612
I think we all know
he likes to clean!
450
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,405
Actually, it's more than
about spring cleaning
451
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,408
and explores its origins
in the Iranian culture.
452
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,202
I learned a lot about
the Iranian people
453
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,495
since their problematic
depiction in the film "300."
454
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,789
Great read.
Very insightful.
455
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,791
And you would've known that if
you had read my newsletter,
456
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,668
you ignorant fool!
Ooh!
457
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,003
Y'all fightin'?!
458
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,088
Ava: Everyone,
please meet Mercedes--
459
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,424
Janine's more evolved
replacement.
460
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,509
[ Pencil snaps ]
So, who's winning?
461
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,428
Oh, I got 10
on the plumber.
462
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,931
[ Both laugh ]
463
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,016
Woman: Ends with a 4.
Carey: It can't--
It can't end...
464
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,477
I wanted to tell you earlier
with everyone else,
465
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:02,104
but you weren't there, and then
you told me about Alex, so...
466
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,398
I mean, it's--
it's, uh-- it's wild.
467
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,109
But, um, congrats?
468
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,819
Thanks.
469
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,613
Yeah. Congrats. Congrats.
Thank you.
470
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,114
Alex: Hello?
471
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,991
Right. Okay.
Yeah. Oh. Right.
472
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,535
Um, Alex...
[ Virginia snoring ]
473
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,121
Just because I'm not there
doesn't mean
474
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,874
that the school isn't filled
with great teachers.
475
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,501
A-And Mr. Eddie
is right next door
476
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,503
in case you ever
need anything.
477
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,171
Right?
478
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,383
Yeah. I'll be right there
if you ever need me.
479
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,636
I don't know.
480
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,263
Alex, what do you want to be
when you grow up?
481
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,474
I want to be on
"The Price Is Right."
482
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,476
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
483
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:44,146
Well, then you
need to learn math
484
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,940
in order
to make your guesses.
485
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,525
Hm!
486
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,235
Not to mention
communication skills...
Mm-hmm.
487
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,695
...critical thinking,
and understanding
488
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:51,904
of socioeconomic
inflation.
489
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,531
And you have to take P.E.
490
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,700
to spin the big wheel,
which is fun.
491
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,159
Yeah. That, too.
Right?
492
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,953
And you have to learn
all that stuff in school.
493
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,958
Look.
494
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,752
Teachers are gonna
come and go in your life.
495
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,462
Heck, people,
for that matter.
496
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,049
You'd still play Plinko
497
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,093
even if Drew Carey
wasn't the host, right?
498
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,886
I'd still play.
499
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,181
Okay. So... can we expect you
at school tomorrow?
500
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,017
Carey:
$500, so you got $1,500...
501
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,101
Okay.
502
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,728
Good. Okay.
Okay.
503
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,189
And maybe, one day,
you can go on a game show
504
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,191
and win a new refrigerator
for your grandma.
505
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,359
[ Janine chuckles ]
506
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,528
That boy better at least
win me a Kia!
507
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,947
Carey: Good luck! Good luck!
Come on! Ugh!
508
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:39,118
So, how do we make sure he
actually shows up every day?
509
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,995
Gregory:
Um, you know,
510
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,872
maybe the Goofballs
can help keep an eye on him.
511
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,665
Part of my proposal
is about keeping the students
512
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,877
accountable for each other
while in the program.
513
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,588
That's a really good idea.
514
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:54,050
I look forward to seeing
the proposal at the district.
515
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,093
Congratulations
on taking the job.
516
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,470
No one
deserves it more.
517
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,640
Thanks. Still hasn't
really hit me yet.
518
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,184
Yeah, I don't think
it's hit me yet, either.
519
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,819
"And with that in mind,
I ask but one question--
520
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,613
Are any of us clean?"
521
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,114
Huh!
522
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,408
It's breathtaking,
Mr. Johnson.
523
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,285
I apologize, truly.
524
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,578
I accept...
525
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,662
twenties or gift cards
526
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,832
of the same value.
527
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,250
Upon self-reflection,
528
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,461
perhaps I did overdo it
with my e-mails.
529
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,797
I am so sorry for getting
so upset with you both.
530
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,256
It is okay.
531
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,966
We shouldn't have
used technology
532
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,636
to mislead you into
thinking that we care.
533
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,389
Yeah, from now on, we'll
just delete your e-mails
534
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,890
like normal people do.
535
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,183
I am so grateful
for that.
536
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,852
Thank you
for your humanity.
537
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,152
[ Line ringing ]
538
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,029
Hey, Gregory.
[ Clears throat ]
539
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,490
Hey. I'm just calling to
let you know that Alex
is back in school.
540
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,616
He's even early.
541
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,035
Ohh. Good.
That's great news.
542
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,370
Yeah. It is.
543
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,915
You know, we make
a really good team.
544
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,085
Yeah, we do.
545
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,673
Have a great day.
546
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,716
You too.
547
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:18,968
[ Click ]
[ Call disconnects ]
548
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,302
[ Phone locks ]
549
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,058
Hey, there!
[ Giggles ]
550
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,685
So, they tell me you're
gonna be here full-time!
551
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,311
Hmm!
Yeah.
552
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,564
So I'm just here to drop off
your start paperwork.
553
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,941
Oh, um...
554
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,860
You know what?
Can I have a day?
555
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,153
I'm just so swamped.
556
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,405
Oh, and the rest of us
aren't?
557
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,991
But, of course!
Take your time.
558
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,492
Mm-hmm.
559
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,797
Farrah's gonna come
right back to me after
I give her these flowers.
560
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,716
Dude,
that's cabbage!
561
00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,842
[ Laughter ]
562
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,552
Hey, guys, we have
a new Goofball.
563
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,345
I want everyone
to say hi to Alex.
564
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,931
What's up? Let me bring
you up to speed, Alex.
565
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,642
First rule of Goofballs--
We don't talk about Goofballs.
566
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,061
That's not true.
Jojo: Second rule
of Goofballs--
567
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,480
We don't call it
Goofballs.
568
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,939
Okay, stop it. I need you
to be older and mature,
569
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,232
'cause we're trying to ke--
570
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,942
We gotta keep an eye
on him!
571
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,527
Okay, Alex! Hold on!
No, no, no, no! Wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
572
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,654
Okay. Alright. Look.
"Price Is Right" is not even on.
573
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,697
It's not even on!
You're so fast!
574
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,532
[ Laughter ]
575
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,579
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