1 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,011 Barbara, where were you? You're supposed to be guarding him! 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,848 Play the game, man. Play the game! 3 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:16,892 Ber-ber-ber-ber-ber! 4 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:19,145 Welcome to the first teachers vs. students 5 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:20,688 B-ball game fundraiser. 6 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:23,566 Ha ha! As president of the PTA, I put this on. 7 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,526 I charge $5 a head, 8 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,404 but after the DJ fees and gym rental, 9 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:30,948 we're gonna be down about $700. 10 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,867 Alright, y'all. Focus now. Come on. 11 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,034 Uh... Cut! 12 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,078 I cut. Here! 13 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,204 Oh, he said, "Cut!" 14 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,541 Shoot it, Barb! 15 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,168 You shoot it! 16 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:44,211 Oh! Come on! Should've shot it! 17 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,257 No! Don't-- You can't! 18 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,759 Foul! Technical foul! 19 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,219 Give it to me, then. Arguing... 20 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,554 Gimme another one! Gimme another one! 21 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,098 Shoot it, Barb. Shoot it. Shoot it! 22 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,063 {\an8}Stay down! 23 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,609 Ava. Ooh! 24 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,195 Unh! 25 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,238 Unh! 26 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:12,364 Ohh! 27 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:14,617 Unh! 28 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,080 Give me the ball. 29 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,999 Three, four, five. 30 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,918 And shoot! 31 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,545 Yes! 32 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,881 I'm carrying this team! 33 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,758 Yes! Yes! 34 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,802 The wrong basket. 35 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:34,762 Whoa! Ohh! 36 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,445 {\an8}Gregory! I'm bummed we're missing your panel. Oh. 37 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,614 {\an8}Remember-- the best response 38 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,242 {\an8}is the one given with a smile. 39 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:59,036 {\an8}Noted. Thank you. But I'd rather be doing CPR training 40 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,246 {\an8}at the district with you all. 41 00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:02,081 {\an8}What?! You're gonna be on a panel 42 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:04,083 {\an8}about the future of education! 43 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,835 {\an8}You're about to have the time of your life. 44 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,628 Eh, it's not exactly my idea of fun. 45 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,129 Yeah, well, your idea of fun 46 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,882 is, like, collecting rare teaspoons. 47 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,717 {\an8}I guess it'll be cool talking with other educators. 48 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,135 {\an8}Maybe I'll learn something, 49 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,805 {\an8}but other than that, it's an easy, low-key night. 50 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,140 {\an8}Well, well, well! Ooh! 51 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,350 {\an8}Are you sure the two of you 52 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,726 {\an8}are going to the same event? 53 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,520 {\an8}Yes, Barb. 54 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,980 {\an8}Why don't you look better? 55 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:28,065 {\an8}Because this is a modest panel of educators 56 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,526 {\an8}speaking mostly to fellow educators on a Tuesday. 57 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,861 I'm dressed appropriately! 58 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,112 Maybe for a Monday. 59 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:34,864 What is up with you today? 60 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:35,990 I dunno. 61 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,908 {\an8}This is the Thunderdome. Okay? 62 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,786 {\an8}My sorority sister/rival, Crystal, is gonna be there. 63 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,621 {\an8}We hate each other, but admitting that means defeat, 64 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,165 {\an8}so, Gregory, we have to win this panel. 65 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,294 Hey. Hey. 66 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:49,753 How are we feeling about tonight? 67 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,381 {\an8}Definitely not diarrheal, I'll tell you that much. 68 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,468 {\an8}So, the superintendent makes his final decision tonight 69 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,345 on whether or not my librarian program 70 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,598 is gonna be instituted district-wide. 71 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:02,349 I also have CPR training in a bit 72 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,227 with my Abbott friends who I haven't seen in a while. 73 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:09,690 Good news is CPR class-- best place to stress faint. 74 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,941 It's kind of a big night. 75 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,860 You sure you're good to take a class? 76 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,404 {\an8}Yeah. I can't reschedule it again. 77 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,281 {\an8}My certification lapses next week, 78 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,825 {\an8}so if I don't do it tonight, I can't teach anymore. 79 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,328 Oh. 80 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:25,998 Captain Robinson: Alright, everyone! Settle in! 81 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,209 - Jacob? - Avi. Hi! 82 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,211 Nice to see you again. 83 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,464 Aah! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever! 84 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:36,050 I know, right? Well, let's get a drink later and catch up. 85 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,384 Okay. Captain Robinson: Ahem! 86 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,762 Who knows the three C's of CPR? 87 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,473 How about you, miss? 88 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:45,559 Ha! Why don't you ask someone else, Captain Rob? 89 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,769 I can show you! 90 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:48,270 Yes. 91 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:51,231 Ooh! Melissa. 92 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,526 I think that man wants to socialize with you. 93 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:55,819 I would hope so. 94 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:58,238 He ate the last of my cereal this morning. 95 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,532 What? He was at your house? 96 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,159 Girl, was there a fire? 97 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,535 Eh... 98 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,371 You are dating this man? 99 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:07,247 No, we're not dating. They're hooking up. 100 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,457 Jacob! 101 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,000 Now I missed the second "C." 102 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,419 How did I not know about this? Or me?! 103 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,921 Because there's nothing to know. 104 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,589 Except maybe the walls at my place 105 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,257 are thinner than I thought, Jacob. 106 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,842 Wh-- 107 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,762 Um, uh, you know what? I-I'll be right back. 108 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,263 Nobody say anything important while I'm gone. 109 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,265 We will not be pausing the course! 110 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,018 Hey. Please tell me you pulled me out in a panic 111 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,979 as a fun prank-- 'cause you got me. Ha! 112 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:31,981 Uh, no. We have a big problem. 113 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,941 Captain Robinson: ...people, we think that way about... 114 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,652 What are you doing? 115 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:37,945 Sizing up the opps. 116 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,071 The opps? 117 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,448 There she is. Darth Hater herself. 118 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,033 Who? Crystal. 119 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,785 My trifling sorority sister and nemesis. 120 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,453 If her bird-ass ain't competing with me, 121 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,414 her raggedy-ass is copying me. 122 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:51,166 Her crusty self even copied me on becoming a principal. 123 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,627 Or her dusty self became one first just to spite me. 124 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,045 Crystal! 125 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,797 Oh! 126 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,132 Soror! 127 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:00,300 Oh! Mwah! Ooh! 128 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,052 Don't mind him. He's just documenting 129 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,263 since it's my fourth time here. 130 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:06,932 I'm so glad you were finally invited! 131 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,059 And you brought your educator of the year. 132 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,228 You know Richard won that two years ago? 133 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,980 Richard. 134 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,690 Richard Tyler Williams. Hi. 135 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:19,653 Richard Tyler Williams. On all platforms. 136 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:23,032 Ava Coleman, esteemed principal of Abbott Elementary. 137 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,616 To my left, Gregory Eddie-- 138 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,952 Gregory Eddie. Last year's educator of the year! 139 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,787 Congrats! Ah. Thank you. It was, uh-- 140 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,372 You just started teaching full-time 141 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,874 when you got that, right? 142 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:34,084 Yeah. Interesting. 143 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,211 Oh 144 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,504 What's good, Abbott family? 145 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,966 Oh. Tariq's here. Hey. Why? 146 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,344 Uh, I'm moderating the panel. Yeah. I'm president of the PTA. 147 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,679 Questions about to be real off center. 148 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,598 Real head-scratchers. 149 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,224 Sorry. Let me get this straight. 150 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:52,478 Passyunk University is pulling out of the librarian program 151 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:55,314 because it doesn't meet their standards for academic credits? 152 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,857 Some random chancellor swooped in, 153 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,275 blew the whole thing up last minute. 154 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,360 Oh, my God. Look. It's a setback. 155 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,529 Maybe you can go to the other universities in the area. 156 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,114 They all needed money to participate. 157 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:06,075 Passyunk was the only one to say yes! 158 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,327 Um... 159 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,539 We have to ask the district for money. 160 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:16,752 That's... a wild sentence! Whoo-hoo! 161 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:19,588 Have Superintendent Reynolds in my office within the hour. 162 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,133 I got carried away. 163 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,718 I can go to him. Whatever works. 164 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,136 Okay. Okay. 165 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,846 Alright. Let's get this show on the road. 166 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,849 Uh, panelists, what's the single most important thing 167 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,477 about being a leader? 168 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:36,271 Well, what I've learned from my experience-- I'd have to say the most important thing 169 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,232 about being a leader is... 170 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:42,152 showing up, looking good, and being on. 171 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:51,245 Well, I was going to say that being a leader 172 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,622 means asking yourself, 173 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,249 "Would I follow me?" 174 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:56,583 Yes! 175 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,044 That's a bar! 176 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,758 The applause is letting me know that that's interesting. 177 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,677 Hello? I don't-- I don't think this is on. 178 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,595 It is! 179 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,763 Avi, hit 'em with it! 180 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,348 Compressions for circulation. 181 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,350 Check the airway. Administer breath. 182 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,935 And that's cap! Alright. 183 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,104 Partner one, take five! Partner two, you're up! 184 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,442 Are you seriously mad? 185 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,069 I don't know why you wouldn't trust me enough 186 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,571 to tell me who's courting you. 187 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,406 Nobody is courting me. 188 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,783 This ain't "Bridgerton." It's casual. 189 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,326 Casual what? Casual friends? 190 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,579 Casual pickpockets? Casual ghosts? 191 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:34,955 Casual what?! 192 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,206 It's modern day, Barb. 193 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,125 It doesn't have to be... casual anything. 194 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,751 There's no reason to label it. 195 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,461 But if I were gonna label it, 196 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,463 I would say it's just sex. 197 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,923 Hm... 198 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:49,636 We can only do what we can do. 199 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,644 Okay, then. Well, uh, uh, Greg, same "Q." 200 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:01,023 Do students need to take tests? Yes. 201 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:04,818 Tests are the barometer for what information has been retained. 202 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,907 Uh, I'd like to "minus one" Gregory's answer. 203 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,075 Uh, yeah. I'm-- I'm gonna have to 204 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,036 times two that "minus one." 205 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,663 Because although tests are important, 206 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,666 at the end of the day, the children are our future. 207 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,171 {\an8}Alright. Well, uh, that's gonna bring 208 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,506 {\an8}Abbott's score to a negative-2 209 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,008 at the bottom of the first, y'all. 210 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,220 Educator of the year, folks. Ugh... 211 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,227 We are not just losing. We are getting smoked. 212 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,686 You cannot lose a panel. 213 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,729 This is like every other panel that's ever existed. 214 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,231 It's non-competitive. 215 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,857 You are getting our asses kicked out there! 216 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,317 I am being asked questions, and I'm answering them 217 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,693 clearly and concisely. 218 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,403 Okay? Everyone else is just grandstanding. 219 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:51,031 That's what a panel is. Richard is a career panelist. 220 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,699 I'm not even sure he still teaches. 221 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,327 He's corny, but he knows nobody cares what you say. 222 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,620 They care how you say it. 223 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,538 I care what I say! Then say it better! 224 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,082 Give it some razzle! 225 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,334 For the love of God, Gregory, give it some dazzle. 226 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,669 You have to change up your tactics, too. 227 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,254 Nobody's lobbing questions at me. 228 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,422 That's 'cause you keep trying to answer every question. 229 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,092 If you stop talking, people will start paying attention. 230 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:12,427 That's counterintuitive. Trust me. 231 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,304 Don't say anything... at all. 232 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,974 Like asking a swan not to glide. 233 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,226 Now, the most important thing to remember is-- 234 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,645 Okay. What did I miss? I was just in the middle of-- 235 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,188 No, I meant in regards to gossip. 236 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,899 Well, it seems that my friend here 237 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,151 of over 15 years... 238 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:31,738 trusts me less than a common street stranger. 239 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,366 I trust you. I just didn't think you would understand. 240 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,951 Boy, was I right! 241 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:37,452 Can we focus, please?! Alright. 242 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,121 We're gonna split up into pairs again, 243 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,747 but now we have an uneven number. 244 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,625 So, Avi, why don't you partner up with Jacob over there 245 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,252 since your lips already touched? 246 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,461 Ooh. What?! 247 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,671 Why would our previously touching lips 248 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,381 even matter in this situation? 249 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:52,259 Okay. You hooked up with him? Why didn't you tell me? 250 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,261 Well, well, well! 251 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,347 Doesn't seem like such fun being left out, now, does it? 252 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,933 No, it's different because we are roommates, 253 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,227 so I have to know what goes on under my roof. 254 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,562 Or on your roof. 255 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,272 What?! Oh, my God. 256 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,607 Okay. You know what? I forgive you for not telling me. 257 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,444 In fact, I'm not even gonna take it personally. 258 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,321 Ha! Jacob, why didn't you tell me? 259 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:15,282 I did. I texted you. You responded, "10-4, my dude." 260 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,868 I'm sorry. I guess I have been busier than normal. 261 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,661 Hey, Big Teagues. I just got us five minutes 262 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,038 with Superintendent Reynolds. 263 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,957 Okay. I can sell it in three. 264 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,294 Folks, you can't be a hero if you leave the scene! 265 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:31,048 I-- Teacher reviews are stellar. 266 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,758 Everything about this feels like a win. 267 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,677 But just to be clear... Mm-hmm. 268 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,889 ...y-you're now saying that it's no longer free. 269 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:41,725 That's correct. Oh. Dang it. 270 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,102 I was really rooting for this one. 271 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:46,772 Sorry. That's it? It's over? 272 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,774 Well, it's not my "project approved" trash can. 273 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,109 You know-- Why would I have one of those? 274 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,819 Right. Um... Hey. 275 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,696 I like the program. A lot. 276 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,157 Mm-hmm. But we... 277 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,326 Y-You know, we... 278 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,702 don't have money for this. 279 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,912 Right. Right. 280 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,246 See, free is my jam. 281 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,748 Yeah. Right. Right? Right? 282 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,291 Free... Mm-hmm. 283 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,834 ...not free. Mnh! 284 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,211 Free! Yeah. 285 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:11,213 Not free. Rrr! Right? 286 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,131 This-- This visual is working, right? 287 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,549 It is, yeah, for sure. 288 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,967 Maybe if we can have, like, one more day 289 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,719 just to figure something out. 290 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,514 Well, final approvals are recorded by 8:00 p.m. tonight. 291 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,015 That's the state's rules, not mine. 292 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,809 Right. Of course. 293 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,605 This sucks. Oh, unless it doesn't suck. 294 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,399 Because we could-- Oh, it does suck. 295 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,692 Okay, I didn't go with this originally 296 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,153 because I thought the program would have a better shot 297 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,614 if there was, like, a big-name school attached, but... 298 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,199 Yeah. 299 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,076 What about Tasker Community College? 300 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,744 And, you know-- Now, I assumed 301 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,205 people would have opinions about community colleges. 302 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,415 However... I went there. 303 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:47,874 I went to Penn! 304 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,709 I am so sorry. I don't know why I do that. 305 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,545 Let's make a call. Just give me 15 minutes. 306 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,463 I need to go save a dummy's life. Okay. 307 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,715 Let's hear from someone we haven't heard from in a second. 308 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,218 Principal Coleman, how do you continue 309 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,761 to motivate students? 310 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,520 Persistence. 311 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,442 Okay. Maybe, Greg, you want to answer that one? 312 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,902 I would like to answer that question, yes. 313 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,738 Um... motivation. 314 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,365 Motivate. Let's look at that. 315 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,325 Let's-- Let's break that down. 316 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,244 Let's break down "motivate." 317 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,746 The first-- first part of the word. "Motive." 318 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,583 Why are you doing what it is that you're doing? 319 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,586 You better figure that out. Second part, "ate." 320 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,254 Are you taking in enough nutrition 321 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,340 to sustain you throughout your day? 322 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,260 Because if you balance your breakfast... 323 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,723 ...you'll balance your blessings. 324 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,643 Let's take some questions from the audience. 325 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,811 What the hell was that? 326 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,563 Me? What the hell was that? 327 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,356 I did what you said to do! I did what you said to do! 328 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,650 Ooh, man, you're lucky I got a backup plan. 329 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,403 Yes. My man in the Rat Pack jacket right there. 330 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,322 Hello, lads. I'm Bister Bohnson 331 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,823 from Babbott Belementary, 332 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,950 where I work as a teacher, not as a janitor, 333 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,870 although I have immense respect for the work they do. 334 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,622 My question is for Ava. 335 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,708 How do you balance curriculum and after-school programs 336 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,044 like step team and garden club? 337 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,963 Thank you, Bister. Uh, balance starts with the-- 338 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,591 You know, Bister, after-school programs 339 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,884 are all well and nice, 340 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,886 but a better predictor for success 341 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,055 is a program we have at Liberty 342 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,098 that's not at Abbott-- 343 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,934 in-school day care. 344 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,311 Because learning knows no age. 345 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,731 Well, damn! That was powerful! 346 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,316 Three points for that lady! 347 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,567 Yes, sir. 348 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,027 Mr. Johnson: Thank you. 349 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,821 Alright. Test time! I call first! 350 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,157 But you talked to me about Gary. 351 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,159 Because that was a real relationship 352 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,786 that you approved of. 353 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,788 You wouldn't understand. You've been married 30 years. 354 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,790 Oh, my God! Congrats! 355 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,333 Oh, thank you, baby. 356 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,210 But that does not mean that I cannot understand 357 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,711 newfangled dating. 358 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,296 Hey, guys, I'm kind of on a time crunch, 359 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,422 so if we could just get to... 360 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,091 Okay. Listen. 361 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,468 I'm sorry that I didn't think you would understand. 362 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,095 Thank you. 363 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,097 So why didn't you tell me about him? 364 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,723 Oh, I just didn't think it was serious. 365 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,933 Huh? 366 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,268 I'll tell you what's serious! 367 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,686 The bystander phenomenon! 368 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,479 Hey. What if I take the test now? 369 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,940 Oh, I thought we just both assumed that it wasn't serious. 370 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,650 That's why I didn't respond to your texts. 371 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,236 I thought you were being coy. I even showed Captain Robinson. 372 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,071 I said, "Look how coy this boy is." 373 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,364 And I told you that was unlikely. 374 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,533 Okay, enough! Captain Robinson, the test! 375 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,867 Alright, but I don't think you'll pass. 376 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,411 You missed almost the entire class. 377 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,246 Oh, has human biology changed in the past three years? 378 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,622 Start the clock. 379 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,499 There's no clock! That's not how it works! 380 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,001 I said start the clock! 381 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,338 ...four, five, six, seven, eight... 382 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,388 {\an8}Ooh! My, my, my. 383 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,435 So, not sure if you had a chance to read our e-mail, 384 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,061 but we'd love to invite some of the students 385 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,896 over at your community college to participate in a program. 386 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,023 We'll do it! 387 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,399 R-Really? 388 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,775 Okay. Awesome! 389 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,360 So you did read the e-mail? 390 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,195 No, but no one ever invites our students 391 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,240 to participate in these or any kinds of initiatives, 392 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,491 which is a shame. 393 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,452 Too true. Okay. Amazing! 394 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,121 So w-we'll set something to finesse the details this week. 395 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,540 But for now, as I'm presenting it tonight, 396 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,167 I can confirm that you're in? 397 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,253 We'll do it. And thanks for thinking of us. 398 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,880 We're not always the first call. 399 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,758 Ohh. Well, you were this time. 400 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,092 Then why was this so last-minute? 401 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,510 We live on the edge. Okay. Bye. 402 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,637 What? 403 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,144 Couldn't be me. 404 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,687 Yeah, I'm not really good at this stuff. 405 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,439 Because me and you are a lot alike. Hm? 406 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,857 We're too real for this crap. 407 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,233 Yeah, that might be true. 408 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,610 I'm not really made for grandstanding. 409 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,070 That's a good thing. 410 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,739 My shiniest mop leaves the most grime in its wake. 411 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,324 They're not even really saying anything. 412 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,117 Meanwhile, we're doing a ton of stuff at Abbott 413 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,370 that's actually having a positive impact on the kids. 414 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,704 Then maybe you should tell them that! 415 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,872 They ain't gonna clap for that. 416 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,832 They might learn somethin'. 417 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,003 We spoke to the vice president of Tasker's, and he's in. 418 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,839 Yes. All we need now is your approval. 419 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,966 Tasker Community College? 420 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,593 Look, uh, Superintendent Reynolds... 421 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,928 Mm-hmm? 422 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,554 ...people overlook community colleges 423 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,224 the same way they overlook public schools. 424 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,851 But I believe that this will provide a unique opportunity 425 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:20,230 for people from our community to work with our students. 426 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,273 Is... it... free? 427 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,983 It is free. Approved! 428 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,902 - Aah! - Lead with that next time. Okay? 429 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,987 Alright? Because when it's free... 430 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,155 it's my jam. 431 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,990 That's your jam. That's my jam. Yeah. 432 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,742 Are you still down to grab a drink? 433 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,286 Oh, I can't. I'm getting a drink with Barb. 434 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,830 Oh. Did you two have plans? 435 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,873 No, one of the many benefits of being casual 436 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,000 is canceling plans without any hard feelings. 437 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,877 Hm. Cool. Maybe I'll text you Monday? 438 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,713 Sure. Worth a shot. 439 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,674 ♪ My librarian program's been approved! ♪ 440 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,717 Whoo! 441 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:49,759 {\an8}- Hey! - Yes! Congrats! 442 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,844 {\an8}Yeah! 443 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,262 {\an8}- Whoo! - Congratulations. 444 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,347 Aah! Mmm! Congrats. 445 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,849 Oh, my God. Thank you. What did I miss? 446 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,267 Is Barbara hooking up with that guy? 'Cause-- 447 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,269 I'll fill you in at Rubensteins. 448 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,438 Or... it looks like we can make the last 10 minutes 449 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,232 of Gregory's panel if we hurry. I just need to grab my bag. 450 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,277 Panel Pals?! Chyeah. Duh! 451 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,529 Ooh. I can't make it. Sorry. 452 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,698 Oh. Uh, did I invite-- 453 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,032 Have fun, though. 454 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,247 Okay. Did he just make me fall in love with him? 455 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:23,293 Because, I mean, wow. He played that perfectly. 456 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,919 Ohh! 457 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,796 Oh, my God. 458 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,018 Be the teacher you wish you had. 459 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,065 Amazing. Wow. 460 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,276 We might as well just end the panel here, right? 461 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,612 But we got a few minutes left. 462 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,948 So, Principal Ava, since y'all are getting cooked, 463 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,242 what makes a successful principal? 464 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,749 As principal, I'm only as successful as my teachers. 465 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:07,212 So I'm gonna pass this question over to Mr. Gregory Eddie. 466 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:11,007 O-kay. Kind of a re-gift, but sure. 467 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:15,595 You know, it sounds simple, but... listening. 468 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,431 Um, I run a gardening program at Abbott. 469 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,892 I didn't expect to or even really set out to, 470 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,310 but the kids wanted it. 471 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,645 I mean, they didn't ask for it directly 472 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,230 because that's not how kids are. 473 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,357 But when I listened to what they were saying, 474 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,108 they needed somewhere to hang out. 475 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,236 So I took what I knew, gardening, 476 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,737 and I created the program. 477 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,697 That's what being a successful teacher is. 478 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,867 It's listening and fulfilling needs that exist. 479 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,289 That's it? 480 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,707 Yeah. 481 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,251 O...kay. 482 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,794 Y'all, that concludes the panel. 483 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,754 Make some noise for your winners-- 484 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:50,964 the Liberty Rings. 485 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,430 I'm not sure why they're scoring a panel, 486 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,307 but Gregory did great. 487 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,351 He was right. Those little moments when 488 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,980 you're just in your classroom listening to your students... 489 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,569 It was a really great answer. 490 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:17,031 Ava, I just want to say I am so proud of you. 491 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,158 Hm? I mean, I look at you 492 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,954 and I think about how much more I could accomplish 493 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,914 if I didn't have three beautiful kids 494 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,958 and a husband at home to care for. 495 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,837 Did you hear how mean that was? 496 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,006 "How much more I could accomplish." 497 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,549 She just admitted I've done more than her. 498 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,510 She is defeated. I am that bitch, and she knows it. 499 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,970 My school stay winnin'! 500 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,514 My students are smart. My staff is sexy. 501 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,724 I'm not even talking about Gregory. 502 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,642 Have you seen Melissa? Barbara? 503 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,020 Janine, on a good day. 504 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,479 It must be pricey 505 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,941 paying for a whole crew to capture your progress. 506 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,401 I don't pay them. 507 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,528 They asked me to capture Abbott's glow-up 508 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,781 for free... free... and free. 509 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,200 I can't get them to leave me alone. 510 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,535 Hm. 511 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,912 Come on. 512 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,791 Mr. Eddie. Charles Pearlman. 513 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,835 I'm with the Philadelphia Activities Fund. 514 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,045 Great job on the panel. 515 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,421 Oh. Uh, thank you. 516 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,548 The score didn't really reflect it, 517 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,300 but I felt pretty good. 518 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,261 We offer grants to activities that serve the community. 519 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,221 I appreciated your answers today, 520 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,015 especially the one about the garden. 521 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,642 Oh. Uh, thank you. 522 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,561 I gotta run, but let's be in touch. 523 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,771 Yeah. 524 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,983 Hey! Y'all made it. How was the, uh, CPR training? 525 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,318 Oh, it was great. 526 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,612 My program got approved, and I found out 527 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,573 Jacob hooked up with an EMT on Melissa's roof. 528 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,783 Oh, was it Avi or Wade? 529 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,368 What?! Who the hell is Wade?! 530 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,953 Read your texts. 531 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,503 Wow. That's actually a really good point about scrub brushes. 532 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,879 Uh, Mr. Johnson, what do you think is the biggest threat 533 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,756 A.I. poses to your profession? 534 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,050 I'll tell you what. I'm not scared. 535 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,552 Mopping takes elbow grease, not microchips! 536 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,097 {\an8}You know what would happen if you made a microchip mop? 537 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,848 {\an8}Uh, well, I have my theories. 538 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,016 {\an8}I saw "Smart House," now. 539 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,935 {\an8}You think what we do is easy? 540 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,105 {\an8}Cleaning up after hundreds of kids day in and day out? 541 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,481 {\an8}You think you could do that? 542 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,735 {\an8}Well, come on up here and, "Beep, beep, beep," that to my face! 543 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,446 {\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, we gotta calm it down. 544 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,325 {\an8}You of all panels should know, we gotta keep it clean.