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Melissa!
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Hey, um, I have to supervise
this quiz,
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but if you see
Mr. Johnson,
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can you just let him know
that I may need a spare key?
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I blanked
where I put mine.
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You better not lose
our house key.
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My cousin Billy
just got out.
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But sure,
I'll tell him if I see him.
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Hey,
if you see Mr. Johnson,
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can you tell him that
Jacob may need a...
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[ Blender whirring ]
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Dia, tell Mr. Johnson
that Jacob needs to find...
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[ Pencil sharpener whirring ]
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Mr. Johnson?!
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[ Sighs ]
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Janine!
Yeah?
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Have you seen
Mr. Johnson?
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Before, yeah.
Today, no.
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If you do,
can you let him know
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that Jacob
desperately needs...
Man: Make some noise!
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[ Air horn
blares over cellphone ]
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Oh, my God. That sounds
time-sensitive.
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Okay, yeah.
I'll let him know right away.
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Mr. Johnson:
There you are.
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Wasn't easy, but I got you
a mariachi band for lesson time.
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What? I said I may need
a spare key.
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I blanked
where I put mine.
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That's not
what I was told.
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Also, you need to clean
the upstairs bathroom.
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This took a long time
to put together.
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[ Strums guitar ]
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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Oh,
they look so good.
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Come on.
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Mother's Day has become
very important to me
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ever since I lost my mom
a few years ago.
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I like to do something special
every year.
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And this year, I'm in charge
of the hallway decorations,
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so the students can show
appreciation for their moms.
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I think the moms
are gonna love these.
Mm-hmm.
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You know, when I was a kid,
I always made sure
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I did just enough to stay
in my mom's top five.
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Top five?
How many siblings do you have?
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Hey, so I got my sisters
Kristin Marie, Marie,
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Mary Camille, Maria Christina,
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my sister Toni,
my brother Tony,
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John Anthony, and Seamus.
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It's a different dad.
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Barb, do you need me to bring
anything else to the house
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on Sunday besides lasagna?
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You know I handle everything
for Mother's Day.
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And the only reason I'm letting
you bring the lasagna
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is because Gerald
won't shut up about it.
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If either of you
have a hankering afterward
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for bottomless mimosas,
I will be at Mothered Day,
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which is a themed drag brunch
over at Rubensteins,
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celebrating
all of our mothers.
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Oh, I wish I could, kid,
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but I'm going to my mom's after,
and I can't show up drunk.
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Mm.
It's a family tradition.
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On Mother's Day,
we get drunk as a family.
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Especially Seamus.
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So, Janine,
what about you and your sister?
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Anything nice planned?
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Oh, no,
I'll be at drag brunch, also,
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because my mom doesn't like
celebrating Mother's Day.
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Says it's her least
favorite holiday.
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And my sister's gonna
be celebrating with
her dad and stepmom.
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Oh, you two have
different dads?
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[ Laughs ]
Of course, they do.
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You thought with
that height difference
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they had the same father?
[ Chuckles ]
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Janine's dad is probably
Kevin Hart or something.
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[ Chuckles ]
'Cause he short.
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[ Ava laughs ]
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So, unfun fact, I actually
don't know who my dad is.
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I used to think about it a lot
when I was younger,
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but then, you know, I guess
I just kinda stopped.
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And I know Ava was joking,
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but my mom did know
Kevin Hart in high school.
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And we're both really funny.
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So... mm.
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Hey, Ava, um, please tell me
you got a chance
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to go over
the field trip options.
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If we want to get
the Natural History Museum,
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we got to move, like,
ASAP because--
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Oh. I forgot to tell you.
Not happening.
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We don't have money
for a field trip.
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So, what? We just cancel
the trip this year?
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I would rather die.
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My cousin Jamil
just opened a cemetery.
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This school always finds a way
to disappoint me.
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Okay, that's not great.
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Well, if you can
figure out a way
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to get money
for a field trip,
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then you won't have to
disappoint all of us.
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Barb,
you really nailed this.
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Thank you.
What?
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"Thanks, Moms"?
What is that, sarcasm?
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Find what matches.
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That's how you know
what's gonna rhyme, okay?
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Gregory.
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Can we talk to you, please?
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Uh, yeah.
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Um, I'll be right back, y'all.
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Um, is there
something you need?
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Every other class
has made touching tributes
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to their mothers
for the hallway.
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And then I saw yours.
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Oh, it left much
to be desired.
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Right, well, I told my students
they could participate
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if they wanted to,
and some of them did.
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Oh. [ Scoffs ]
Typical guy.
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You know, my brothers phone it
in for Mother's Day, too.
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I mean, Tony's got an excuse.
He's locked up.
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For a non-violent crime.
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Don't you want all
of your students to participate?
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I mean, think about it.
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Wouldn't your mom be
disappointed
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if you didn't do something
special for her this year?
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Mm-hmm.
Um... no.
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Um, because my mom passed away
when I was 9.
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Oh, Gregory.
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I'm-- I'm sorry.
I-I didn't--
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Why didn't you
bring this up before?
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There's not a lot
of natural segues.
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Like, "Oh,
how was your weekend?"
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"My mom died when I was 9."
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Okay, well,
maybe not that,
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but, you know,
in that area.
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And I know this holiday
must be difficult for you.
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It's really okay.
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I usually just stop by
Topgolf.
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It's Mother's Day,
so the dads are usually busy,
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so I have the whole place
to myself.
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Mr. Eddie,
Damien won't stop poking me.
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Excuse me.
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What's going on
with y'all today?
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Barbara.
Oh.
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I cannot sit around
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knowing that young man
will be sad and alone
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at Topless Golf.
Okay, I think it's Topgolf.
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Well, either way, he should join
us for family brunch on Sunday.
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That is a great idea.
Mm-hmm.
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And you know what?
Actually, so is Topless Golf.
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I mean, give me a warm climate,
I'm down for 18.
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Hey, you got a sec?
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Ava says we don't have
any money for a field trip,
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but I mean, we can't just--
we can't just give up on it.
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How do you start
a GoFundMe?
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Jacob, you don't think
height is genetic, do you?
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I mean, like,
no field trip this year?
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That is--
That really gets my goat.
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We just need, like,
a little bit of coin and--
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I mean, that'd be crazy
if my dad, like,
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sold out Madison Square Garden
for a comedy show.
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Wait, you're
not being serious, are you?
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Ava was just being Ava.
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Yeah, no, I know, but...
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my mom actually
did know him, so...
Oh, really?
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Well, why don't you just
call her up and ask?
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No, that's too bananas.
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Unless...
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Yeah. Yeah.
Sure. Why not?
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It is almost Mother's Day.
Okay, you do that thing.
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I'm gonna get started
on this thang.
Okay.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Ringing ]
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Vanetta: Hey, girl.
I'm just at the hair salon.
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Oh, hey, Mom.
You actually picked up.
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Oh, girl, I gotta save you
as "daughter Janine."
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I thought you were
"parole officer Janine."
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I'm actually in Canada.
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Sure.
I'll just get to the point then.
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Uh, Mom, you said
you went to high school
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with Kevin Hart, right?
Sure did.
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He was the star
of the basketball team.
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He won the dunk contest
and everything.
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Craziest [bleep]
I've ever seen.
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Yeah, that is crazy.
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You two didn't, like, date,
right, or anything?
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Date?! Girl, no.
I would never.
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[ Laughs ]
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But we did [bleep]
though.
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Look, I gotta go.
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Somebody is trying to put
gravy on my fries.
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Now, hold up, Jack.
What is this "aboot"?
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Look at us standing
all nice and tall.
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Proud of you.
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You guys over here,
don't stress.
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Life, uh, finds a way.
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Gregory, I see you
talking to your plants.
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It's supposed
to stimulate growth.
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Well, I read that the ones
tended to the most
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grow the strongest.
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It's a delicate balance.
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Over-watering and over-pruning
can sometimes smother a plant.
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Well, I'm having
a Mother's Day gathering
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at my home on Sunday,
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and I would love it
if you would join us.
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Oh, it's okay.
Really. I'm good. Tha--
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Oh, we're going to have
family and friends
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and a spread
that even you will enjoy,
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and I won't take no
for an answer.
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Okay.
Well, I'll be there.
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Can I bring anything?
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Please don't.
[ Chuckles ]
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Obviously, this means a lot
to Barbara, so I'll stop by.
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Swing by. Fly by.
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The point is,
this is gonna be quick.
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So, to find out if Kevin Hart
is actually my dad,
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I'm contacting him
on every platform,
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starting with Venmo.
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Love that for us.
Mm-hmm.
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And you would think
I'd be requesting money.
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But no. Actually,
I'm sending him a dollar.
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Whoa, what the "H"?
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I just got an e-mail saying
that the GoFundMe
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for the field trip
has been taken down.
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"Due to constant
fraudulent activity,
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all fundraisers related
to 'Abbott Elementary'
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have been suspended."
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Damn,
they shut it down already?
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Abott with one B,
Abbottt with three T's,
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and Addington are
burned, too.
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Burned?
Ava, what did you do?
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What didn't I do?
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You will never understand
what it takes to be a principal.
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[ Sighs ]
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You could bust out
Janine Teagues Elementary.
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No.
No, that's stupid.
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Or is it?
I can hear you.
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But you can't stop me.
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Jacob,
why don't you just go
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to this week's
PTA meeting?
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I mean,
if they're gonna exist,
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they might as well
do something.
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Oh.
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Oh. [ Gasps ]
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Oh, Melissa Schemmenti,
you are good.
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Yeah, what a surprise.
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And, Janine, I don't know
how nuts you want to get here,
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but I do know a guy
who knows Kevin Hart's barber.
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I introduced him
to his wife.
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Well, now his ex-wife,
247
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but technically,
he still owes me.
248
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We get some of his hair--
run the DNA.
249
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Mr. Johnson: Barbers.
I hate 'em.
250
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,069
Who do you think
did this to me?
251
00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,655
The worst barber of all--
time.
252
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,741
Melissa,
that is demented.
253
00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,909
I love it.
254
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,870
Look, it drove my brother
Seamus crazy
255
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,329
not knowing who his dad was.
256
00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:01,040
That's why he drinks.
And other reasons, too.
257
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,417
And I don't want that
for Janine.
258
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,922
Tariq, my man,
my dude, my prez.
259
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,591
Hey, I was hoping
we could talk funds
260
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,259
for a potential
field trip.
261
00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,386
Oh, what's up, Jacob?
Oh, wait. That sounds dope.
262
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,513
I love going on those.
So, you can help fund it?
263
00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,140
Oh, no. Unh-unh.
264
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,808
[ Chuckles ]
Not with human money.
265
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,853
We in the red, baby.
Or the black.
266
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,146
Which one means
a negative cash flow?
267
00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,941
Is that--
Is that sushi?
268
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,402
Come on, man. Don't disrespect
Mr. Yanaga like that.
269
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,863
You know damn well
this is nigiri.
270
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,823
Don't you think you should
be prioritizing activities
271
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,117
that actually benefit
the students?
272
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,744
Let me break this down
for you.
273
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,454
We got to level up
this food,
274
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,623
make the PTA a club
people actually wanna join.
275
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,333
Then boom.
276
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,502
We're gonna hit them with them
higher mandatory donations.
277
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,129
By 2027, quarter four,
we'll be profitable.
278
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,924
Okay, well,
I can't wait until 2027.
Quarter four.
279
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,510
I was hoping to get something,
like, the end of this year.
280
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,346
Best I can offer is
some volunteer chaperones,
281
00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,515
transportation,
and kanpachi.
282
00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,767
[ Scoffs ]
283
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,560
Hmm.
Get you one of these.
284
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,940
Good, ain't it?
285
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,110
Kanpai, Yanaga-san.
286
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,405
[ Gasps ]
Welcome, Gregory.
287
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,783
I'm so happy
you could make it.
288
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,743
Niecey, come down!
289
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,286
You know my husband.
290
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,081
Melissa, I told you
I will handle that.
291
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,332
She's been like this
all day.
292
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,251
Honestly, she's been like this
every holiday
293
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,128
since her mom passed.
I told you I got it.
294
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,629
Can you take the macaroni
and cheese out the oven?
295
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,089
Right. In a moment.
296
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:34,509
Everybody, please
welcome Gregory,
297
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,511
who's going to be spending
Mother's Day with us
298
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,013
because he had
no place else to go.
Not true.
299
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,640
I did have somewhere else to go
and still do.
300
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,809
He's going to be a part
of our family today
301
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,602
because there was no way
that I could let
302
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,771
a fellow child
of bereavement
303
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,566
spend this day alone,
isn't that right?
304
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,901
Aunt Barbara,
I need help with baby Maya.
305
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,362
Alright, niecey.
306
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,447
So sorry for your loss.
307
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,782
It's okay.
It was over 20 years ago.
308
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,992
Are your family huggers?
309
00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,909
No.
310
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,703
Well, we are here.
311
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,288
Oh, okay.
312
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,582
Mm.
313
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,000
Thank you.
314
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,585
Th-Thanks.
315
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,711
Mm-hmm.
316
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,172
Oh, hey, Taylor.
317
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,674
This is my ex, Gregory.
318
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,301
Gregory.
319
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,219
Nice to meet you.
320
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,722
And your grief
is Paul's grief.
321
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,600
Oh, more touching.
Okay.
322
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,642
Okay.
323
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,352
Thank you.
324
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,648
♪ Quite another mess ♪
325
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,483
♪ And Mama used to say ♪
326
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,028
♪ "Take your time, young man" ♪
327
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,446
♪ And Mama used to say ♪
328
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,157
Hey, y'all are ruining
drag brunch for me.
I'm sorry.
329
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,491
It's just that any second,
I could find out
330
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,701
if Kevin Hart is my dad.
331
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,536
It's giving me
a heart attack.
332
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,830
Pun very much intended
and pre-planned.
333
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,457
My fingers are crossed, girl.
334
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,584
'Cause I could finally pitch him
my idea for "Get Hard 2."
335
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,295
Pbht. Come on. You wouldn't make
a sequel to "Citizen Kane."
336
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,380
Move over.
There's no seats left anywhere.
337
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,007
Ava,
what are you doing here?
338
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,218
My friend Lisa Condo
is the best drag queen here.
339
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,344
Hey.
Hey, girl.
340
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,722
Hey. Is your house hunt
dragging you down?
341
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,099
[ Both laugh ]
342
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,810
Still no luck
on the field trip, huh?
How am I gonna
343
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,395
look the children in the eye
the rest of the year?
344
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,731
I have failed them.
Jacob, you have no money,
345
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,608
no help,
and a hard-headed principal.
346
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,485
Cheer up. It's gonna get worse
before it gets worse.
347
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,903
[ Chuckles ]
348
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,321
What's wrong with you?
349
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,698
She waiting to find out
if Kevin Hart is her daddy.
350
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,659
Damn. My words really
have meaning, huh?
351
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,328
[ Chuckles ]
I should be more reckless.
352
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,373
Barbara,
where do you keep the Clorox?
353
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,707
Baby Maya got sick.
354
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,125
I will get it in a second,
Alicia,
355
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,169
but please take a seat.
356
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,838
Alright, everyone.
357
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,299
Before we feast,
358
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:42,387
we are going to lift up our
brother Gregory Eddie in prayer.
359
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,514
Mm-hmm. We'll put healing hands
on him.
360
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,849
Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
No, we don't need to do that.
361
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,893
Barbara: Alright, please.
362
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,562
[ Sighs ]
Everybody, bow your heads,
363
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,147
and close your eyes.
364
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,943
[ Clears throat ]
365
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,696
Father God, we are gathered
here to celebrate mothers,
366
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:03,700
and also to empower
Gregory Eddie.
367
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,201
Yes, Lord.
Mm.
368
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,412
Please, Father, watch over...
369
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,746
What was your mother's name?
370
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,957
That's not necessary.
Oh, sure, it is.
371
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,961
It was, um... Faith.
372
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,671
Here we go.
Mm. Faith.
373
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,632
Faith, the substance
of things hoped for
374
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,427
and the evidence
of things unseen.
375
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,594
Yes, Lord.
376
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,054
And just because
he cannot see Faith
377
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,056
doesn't mean he doesn't have
faith that Faith is with him.
378
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,474
Faith.
Taylor: Ooh. Yes, Lord.
379
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,643
[ Whispering ]
Um... I gotta go.
380
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,020
[ Whispering ]
God is watching.
381
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,564
Tee time.
[ Whispering ]
Close your eyes.
382
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,940
[ Normal voice ]
Father God, we are asking
383
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:40,570
that you hold him close
in your deepest bosom,
384
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,614
since his mother is
not here to do it herself.
385
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,616
Yes, Lord,
hold him tight, Lord.
386
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,410
[ Normal voice ] Amen.
Yes, Lord. Thank you.
387
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,703
There it is.
Uh-huh.
388
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,621
This was great.
Fantastic.
389
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,749
Thank you so much.
390
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,709
Uh... excuse me.
391
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,132
Gregory.
392
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,052
Gregory,
where are you going?
393
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,428
I'm sorry.
I appreciate everything.
394
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,929
Your family is lovely.
395
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,306
I wanted to stop by for a bit,
and I did.
396
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,724
Now I have to head off
to Topgolf.
397
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,852
It's Mother's Day.
You need to be around community.
398
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,562
No, I need to be alone,
hitting golf balls.
399
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,981
Oh, that's so sad.
It's not.
400
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,232
Having to talk
about my dead mother
401
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,650
over and over again
is sad.
402
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,944
But we're honoring her.
It's tradition.
403
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,323
It's your tradition,
not mine.
404
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,157
Thank you for having me.
405
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:35,249
[ Door opens, closes ]
406
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,628
♪ She's a bad mama jama ♪
407
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,797
Can you imagine
if Kevin Hart is my dad?
408
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,256
Oh, no.
409
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,382
Are people gonna think
I got my job
410
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,759
because I'm a nepo baby?
411
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,053
♪ She's a bad mama jama ♪
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
412
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,429
Oh, my God.
It's the DNA guy.
413
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,389
If he is your dad, you two
should buy a trench coat,
414
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,517
so you could go to
R-rated movies.
415
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,935
Well, aren't you
gonna open it?
416
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,394
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Open the e-mail, Janine.
417
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,479
And read with some flair.
418
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,356
Okay.
419
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,859
"When it comes to 27-year-old
Janine Teagues, Kevin Hart...
420
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,820
is not the father."
421
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,947
Whoo!
That's right.
422
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,240
Lock up that frown, doll.
423
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,699
The girls are doing kicks!
424
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,118
Sorry, Janine.
Sorry, girl.
425
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,703
I'll get us a round.
426
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:16,457
♪
427
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,043
And watch over Barbara,
Lord.
428
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,838
She lost her mother
some years ago.
429
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,548
Please bring peace
to her troubled soul.
430
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,882
Mm-hmm.
Let her grieve today.
431
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,343
Hallelujah, amen.
All: Amen.
432
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,636
Now, let's dig in.
Melissa: Okay.
433
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,929
[ Timer ringing ]
434
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,639
Oh, the pie!
Let me help, Barb.
435
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:35,643
I got it, Melissa.
I got it.
436
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,477
[ Ringing stops ]
437
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,022
Oh!
438
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,191
Ooh.
I think it's overcooked.
439
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,152
It's perfect, Barb.
440
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,528
Something happen
with Gregory?
441
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,196
No, he just had to go.
That's all.
442
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,949
Mom, are you okay?
443
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,200
I'm okay.
444
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,577
Because, you know,
today's a lot
445
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,162
for one person
to shoulder.
446
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,455
And, Mom, today is
about you, too.
447
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,541
If you need a moment,
just take a moment.
448
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,126
Yeah.
We got this.
449
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,256
Maybe you're right.
Yeah.
450
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,049
Baby puke will be here
when you get back.
451
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,469
I'm kidding.
I'll have someone clean it up.
452
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,723
Sometimes we can put
an immense amount of pressure
453
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,267
on ourselves to host
the perfect gathering,
454
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,270
to feel a certain way.
455
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:25,276
And quite frankly, sometimes
it's just overwhelming.
456
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,613
You enjoying the show?
457
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,031
Definitely.
458
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,160
Oh, I--
I only have fives left.
459
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:39,290
♪
460
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,083
Thank you.
[ Chuckles ]
461
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,710
Well,
if you enjoyed this,
462
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,170
you should come and check out
our performance
463
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,296
of "A Midsummer Night's
Queen"
464
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,757
for our upcoming
Shakesqueer In The Park.
465
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,091
Entry's always free.
466
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,552
♪ Keep it coming,
don't stop, mama ♪
467
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,054
♪ Give it to me ♪
468
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,473
♪
469
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,391
Hey, you was fine
before you got
470
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,227
all this nonsense
in your head, right?
471
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,647
Yeah, it's just it would've
been nice to finally know.
472
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,399
I don't know who my dad is,
and I turned out fine.
473
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,651
Literally, look at me.
474
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:07,985
[ Chuckles ]
Ava: Exactly.
475
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,779
Janine,
you'd rather have no dad
476
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:10,905
than a neglectful one.
477
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,323
Trust me.
Erika: True.
478
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,574
I mean, look at you.
479
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,034
How far you've made it?
480
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,661
How beautiful
your best friend is.
481
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,664
Kevin Hart or any daddy
wouldn't have changed that.
482
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,209
Yeah. You're still Janine,
and that's not too bad.
483
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,130
You know, your parents
don't define who you are.
484
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:32,176
I'm happy,
and I stand on my own.
485
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,513
I mean, I literally had to learn
how to stand on my own.
486
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,556
Houston, we have liftoff!
487
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,183
We are having a field trip!
488
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,102
We're going to NASA?
What? No.
489
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,645
Okay,
what's the field trip?
490
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,939
Museums are nice, but kids
can have fun anywhere.
491
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,607
They don't need
some expensive trip.
492
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,734
So, I was thinking
Smith Memorial Playground.
493
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,486
It's free.
Yes.
494
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,488
And schools take
field trips there all the time.
495
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,032
Ooh, that big wooden slide.
Okay, NASA can wait.
496
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,993
And Tariq said the PTA
could chaperone.
497
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,119
Ha!
I have figured it out.
498
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,870
Boom!
I've done it again.
499
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,497
Is there no mountain
too high?
500
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,333
Okay, the only problem is we
need to reserve it, like, now.
501
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,335
Oof!
They are popular,
502
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,838
and we need to make reservations
for the entire school.
503
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,340
[ Gasps ]
Erika: What you gonna do?
504
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,218
Maybe we could, like--
Ava, if you could--
505
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,386
Oh, no.
506
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,513
Attention, everyone!
507
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:21,350
[ Crowd booing ]
508
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,146
Queens unite!
509
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,775
Hi, everyone.
[ Clears throat ]
510
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,111
Um, listen, we need your help
to reserve a park.
511
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,155
[ Crowd groaning ]
512
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,282
Wait, wait!
For-- For children in need.
513
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,200
Yeah. Yeah.
514
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,869
So, everyone,
get on your phones
515
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,620
and start reserving
beaucoup slots
516
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,748
at Smith Memorial Playground,
and forward them over.
517
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,291
Yeah, you heard her!
518
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,043
If you wanna see
these hip vibrations,
519
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,502
you better make them
reservations.
520
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,255
We're a good team.
So, shantay, you stay.
521
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,757
Okay.
And, Jacob, you come.
522
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,508
You want to get off the stage?
Yeah.
523
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,634
I feel like you should
probably get off the stage.
Thank you.
524
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,595
You should come on.
[ Chuckles ]
525
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,307
[ Train whistle blares
in distance ]
526
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,188
[ Grunts ]
527
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,736
This isn't as sad
as I thought.
528
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,113
Barbara, I'm not going
back to your house.
529
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,615
I know, I know.
530
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,408
I came to apologize.
531
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,577
You were just trying to make
sure that I felt included.
532
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,662
My mother
was the same way,
533
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,082
always trying to make sure
that everyone was happy.
534
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,792
She sounds
like a wonderful person.
535
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,419
She was the best.
536
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,755
You know, on this day, everyone
will always ask me about her,
537
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,633
and they mean well,
but it's the unexpected moments
538
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,885
on random days.
Yeah.
539
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,806
I don't need Mother's Day
to remind me to love my mom.
540
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,684
I can understand that.
541
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,727
The other day,
I was in a funk.
542
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:50,398
And one of my students came up
and made a funny face at me.
543
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,942
My mother used to do
the same thing,
544
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:56,487
always reminding me
not to take life too seriously.
545
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,988
I love that.
546
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,700
And now,
if you will excuse me,
547
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,203
I am going to swing
a few home runs.
548
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,914
I'll leave you to it.
[ Chuckles ]
549
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,506
All I'm saying is I love
bottomless mimosas.
550
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,841
Why can't I be a part
of the Brunch Squad?
551
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,967
Well, it's actually
the Brunchy Bunch,
552
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,343
but you know what?
553
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,720
Next time you're coming, okay?
554
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,304
I told her to invite you.
555
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,889
Janine never ceases
to disappoint.
556
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,641
[ Cellphone rings ]
557
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,477
Who is this?
Hmm.
558
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,230
Oh, my God.
Kevin Hart.
559
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,773
Ava: Kevin Hart?
Oh, my God.
560
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,567
You doing Cameos now?
Damn.
561
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,609
The game is crazy.
562
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,902
So, you're Janine Teagues?
563
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,362
Yeah. Yes.
Okay.
564
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,948
Why-- Why have you been
harassing me on social media?
565
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:44,869
Oh, um, so, I am so sorry
about that, Mr. Hart.
566
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:48,706
Um, it's just that I thought
that maybe you were my dad.
567
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,207
Why would you think that?
Ava: Yeah.
568
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,542
Why the hell
would you think that?
569
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,335
Well, it's--
it's because, um,
570
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,920
you know, my mom,
she said that you guys
571
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,547
went to high school
together,
572
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,507
and that you guys
intercoursed each other.
573
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,051
And, um, her name is Vanetta.
You familiar?
574
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,179
Oh [bleep] Vanetta.
Yeah.
575
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,098
I promise you it wasn't me,
'cause I strap up.
576
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,350
Always have.
So, unfollow me.
Alright, will do.
577
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,768
On everything.
Sorry.
578
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:10,978
Okay.
Okay.
579
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,646
Oh [bleep] Mr. Johnson!
580
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,648
[ Laughs ] Yeah.
581
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,317
Great to see you again,
my brother.
582
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,902
[ Laughs ]
583
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,237
Yeah, Mr. Johnson also--
he works here with me.
584
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,697
I don't want to talk to you.
Oh, okay. Alright.
585
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,407
I don't want to talk to you.
Okay. Bye.
586
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,537
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