1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:05,339 [ Computer chimes ] An e-mail from me? 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,466 To what do I owe the pleasure? 3 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:08,800 What's up, future me? 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,594 It's me. Past you. 5 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,221 Reporting from the first day of school, 6 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,639 where things are going swimmingly 7 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,307 because of my ace leadership. 8 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,892 I timed this e-mail for you to receive 9 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,518 on the last day of school 10 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,229 so that we can congratulate ourselves 11 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:21,855 on all the goals we accomplished. 12 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,357 Alright, let's go. 13 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,400 Congratulations on reading 400 books 14 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,985 in one school year. 15 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,988 Damn! I wouldn't lie to me, so... continue. 16 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:32,366 And by now, you must be fluent in Mandarin. 17 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,577 So, allow me to be the first to say... 18 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,080 "Ni hao cong ming!" 19 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,082 And that to you, as well. 20 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,875 Hey, how's the art class 21 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,544 liking that new pottery wheel you got them? 22 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,380 Oh, that's who that was for. 23 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,257 Be proud. 24 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,259 Your teachers came to you all year for guidance, 25 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,052 and you gave it to them. 26 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,138 Ava, can you help me with-- Figure it out yourself. 27 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,974 Wow. You're right. 28 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,393 I can figure this out. Thanks, Ava. 29 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,894 You're welcome. You're welcome. 30 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,605 So, give us a pat on the back. 31 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,484 Still got it. 32 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,361 [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ] 33 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:19,663 ♪ 34 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,210 Look, Alex. 35 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,546 This is a plant from the Goofball Garden 36 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:28,797 that Mr. Eddie gave me. 37 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:29,840 See how much it's grown? 38 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,383 It didn't grow that much. 39 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,343 Well, wait till you see it next year 40 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:36,346 when you come to school every day. We'll see. 41 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,473 No, we will see you at school 42 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,767 every day next year. 43 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,311 This might shock you, 44 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:45,105 but I actually love the last day of school. 45 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,857 It's such a nice goodbye, 46 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,026 because you know you'll say hi again next year. 47 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,610 It's a pleasant wind-down. 48 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,404 And I love Move Up Day, 49 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:55,282 where the kindergartners "graduate" to first grade. 50 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,034 It is so cute. [ Chuckles ] 51 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,077 It's also a great time to reflect. 52 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,163 I wasn't here most of the year, 53 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:02,581 but I'm proud of myself 54 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,374 for following my heart back to Abbott. 55 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,959 And, uh, to celebrate, 56 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,046 I am throwing the party of all parties at my place. 57 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,130 [ Chuckles ] 58 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,798 Everybody's invited-- 59 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,344 except for the students and most of the teachers. 60 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,013 Welcome, everyone, to Move Up Day! 61 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,640 [ Cheers and applause ] 62 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,391 Once again, reminding you 63 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,102 to hold all applause until the end of the ceremony. 64 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,855 Jeremiah Banks! 65 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,940 That's my baby! Go 'head, Junebug! 66 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,859 [ Cheers and applause ] 67 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,277 You're technically meeting your students 68 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,737 for next year right now. 69 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,364 Oh, yeah, that's true. Right? 70 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,157 I can't believe the school year's already over. I know. 71 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,658 What are your plans for the summer? 72 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,285 Oh, I'm actually really excited about that. 73 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,745 So, I'm going to take the Goofball grant money, 74 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:42,746 and then I'm going to-- 75 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:43,872 Hey, Janine. Yeah. 76 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,540 So, for your party tonight, 77 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:46,750 are you sure you don't want to do it at Barbara's 78 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,210 since she offered? 79 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:51,213 And since it's a house and has rooms, plural? 80 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,547 Look, while that offer has the power 81 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,549 to give me a joy stroke-- Mnh-mnh, don't say that. 82 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:55,967 Why not? It doesn't mean what you think it does. 83 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,053 No, it doesn't. Really? Okay. 84 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,554 Well, my place will do just fine. 85 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,973 You live in a refurbished entryway. 86 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,392 What are we gossiping about? 87 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,852 Gregory's sweater T-shirt? Man, make up your mind. 88 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,146 Is it a sweater, or is it a T-shirt? 89 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,357 Oh, hey, hey, hey, man. 90 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,150 No, we're trying to convince Janine to have her party 91 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,194 in a more spacious space. 92 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,072 Some of us have had a rough year. Preach. 93 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,698 And broke up with their partner and best friend 94 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,075 who will no longer speak to them... Preach. 95 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,035 ...and find themselves-- Guys, I hear you, 96 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,578 and I can assure you all 97 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,831 that I have gotten all 350 square feet-- 98 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,541 350 square what? 99 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,459 Why don't you just throw the damn party in my mop's closet? 100 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,962 ...350 square feet of my big-enough apartment 101 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,463 into party mode. 102 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,881 Alright, I'll bring some limoncello. 103 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,466 No. I've got it covered. 104 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,218 Just bring your wonderful self. 105 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,220 Maybe just some wine-- Hey, Mel. 106 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,263 Just don't, alright? 107 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:44,391 Ava: Last but not least, Jamal Wilkins. 108 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,518 And there you have it! 109 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,145 They said you couldn't do it. [ Audience gasps ] 110 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,896 No, they didn't. No one said that. 111 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,440 But look at you now! 112 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,276 Congratulations to the class of 2024! 113 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,486 You're all moving on up! 114 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,572 [ Cheers and applause ] 115 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,284 See you all at 8:00. 116 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,081 [ Knock on door ] 117 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,291 Showtime. 118 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,711 Hey, guys. Come on in. 119 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,422 Thank you very much, Janine, and wow! 120 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:19,342 You neighborhood is quite the work in progress. 121 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:22,179 You need anything? A knife, a Taser, stale baguette? 122 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,680 No, guys, I feel safe. 123 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,932 I have ADT and wonderful neighbors 124 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,727 who love watching over me-- or watching me-- 125 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,395 and a cardboard cutout of Allen Iverson, 126 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,189 so people think he lives here. 127 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,607 No judgment or anything, kid, 128 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,693 but your place seems a little... disheveled. 129 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,612 [ Sighs ] Yeah, I know. 130 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,530 I have just been so busy. 131 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,949 I wish I had more time to make it presentable. 132 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,618 Don't you worry, sweetheart. 133 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,411 We're gonna get this place together. 134 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,288 Oh. And don't you dare try to help, 135 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,998 because you'll just slow us down. 136 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,584 Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. 137 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,960 I mean, I've been such a wreck. 138 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,421 Lucky for you, we got here early. 139 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,381 Luck? I don't know her. 140 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,884 I knew that Mel and Barb would show up at 7:00. 141 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,053 In fact, I planned for it. 142 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,472 as I have planned this entire party to the tee, 143 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,890 so that every individual coming 144 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,184 will have the time of their lives. 145 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,894 I knew they would have no choice 146 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,522 but to help the life of poor, little Janine. 147 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,565 [ Laughs evilly ] 148 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,942 It doesn't stop there. 149 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,235 While they have activity, 150 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,529 the antisocials will have a section. 151 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,405 The gamers will have a section. 152 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,866 The dancers will have a section. 153 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,451 I even have a movie room 154 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,994 where I'll be showing "We're the Millers." 155 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,204 And that's not your first choice, is it? 156 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,456 Yeah, try it. Thank me later. 157 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:35,293 I have all the necessary drinks and fun enhancers and more. 158 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,170 I have so perfectly planned for everything 159 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,256 that in three seconds, watch this. 160 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,882 Three, two, one. 161 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,927 Janine, do you have any sponges? [ Mouths words ] 162 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,930 This kitchen is a mess! [ Chuckles ] 163 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,890 Melissa: Are these your only spices? 164 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,977 Salt, pepper, Lawry's, and Tajín? 165 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,521 And why are they in separate cabinets? 166 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,606 [ Chuckles ] Perfection. 167 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,108 [ Knock on door ] Hold on, please. 168 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,988 Hi! Hi! What's up, guys? 169 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,823 Get out of my way. I got a party to save. 170 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,701 Ava, you're an hour late. Right on time. 171 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,703 Jacob: I thought you said it starts at 8:00. It does. 172 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,246 The strobe light effect is amazing. 173 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,998 Yes, an intentional strobe, 174 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,542 not broken light that's too high to reach, exactly. 175 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,460 Okay, I know you said not to bring anything, 176 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,963 but this raspberry stout was aged in bourbon barrels, 177 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,381 and, girl, let me tell you this is, like-- 178 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,970 Rude yet generous. I like it. 179 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,555 Yes. Right this way, gentlemen. 180 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,474 You'll be stationed over here in the social section. 181 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,268 [ Knock on door ] Jacob: Hmm. Okay. 182 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,687 Hey, Gregory. Hey, you look nice. 183 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,731 Thank you. I'm glad you came. 184 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,317 You're welcome. I parked my G-Wagen in the red. 185 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,360 So, if I get a ticket, we're splitting it. 186 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,446 [ Laughter ] 187 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,283 Okay, yeah, sure. Of course. 188 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,410 Mr. Johnson, for you, I have the dominoes section. 189 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,079 [ Laughing ] Oh, this is a "party" party. Yes. 190 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,289 And for you, Gregory Eddie, 191 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,874 I thought you might enjoy 192 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,335 the "socially awkward but trying" section. 193 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,629 I love the layout. This is prime. Right? 194 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:03,923 She's not in the minors 'cause she's the Big Teagues! 195 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,258 [ Laughs ] 196 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,677 Gregory Eddie, what's up? Hey, guys. 197 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,721 Manny? Oh, yeah, no, he's great. 198 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,514 I was, um-- I'm happy 199 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,184 that Janine is still cool with her district people. 200 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,685 What's up? Welcome. 201 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:16,853 Emily: Oh! Oh, my God! 202 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,147 Oh, no! I'm so sorry. 203 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,774 I knew I was unworthy of this party. 204 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,233 I'll leave. Yeah, just go. 205 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,486 No, guys. Emily, it's fine, really. 206 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:25,612 I mean, hakuna matata. 207 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,614 Prop vase. 208 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,907 Yeah, it's not a party until something breaks. 209 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,533 [ Whispering ] Bingo! 210 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,285 ♪ 211 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:38,917 [ "Ready Set" by Joey Valence & Brae playing ] 212 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,585 I'm out. 213 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,920 I got to get home and get ready. 214 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,671 This was my pre-party before the party. 215 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,381 Y'all got Spotify. 216 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,008 Ava, you're leaving already? I paid you. 217 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,636 Not my full rate. No one's gonna pay you a million dollars, Ava. 218 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,137 It only takes one, and you're not it, 219 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,597 so I'm not staying. 220 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,224 You know what? You're right. 221 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,892 But before you head out, 222 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,937 can you say a quick hi to my little cousin, Kwame? 223 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,439 ♪ When the last time y'all heard it like this? ♪ 224 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,733 Janine and I were like best friends growing up. 225 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,653 Mm. That's wild, 'cause we're like sisters. 226 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,905 ♪ Toss me the keys to the cherry-red Benz ♪ 227 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,156 [ Clicks tongue ] 228 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,408 Where's Mr. Johnson? 229 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,910 You got somebody for Ava but not for me? 230 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,412 There's like four dudes in here. 231 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,080 And half of them are gay. Erika. 232 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,374 Let me introduce you to my emotionally unavailable, 233 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,918 fiscally irresponsible, racially ambiguous, 234 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,461 well-chained friend Simon. 235 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,129 Hmm? 236 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,841 He owns a condo he can't afford. 237 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,175 Sup, girl? 238 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,218 [ Laughter ] 239 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,386 Ooh. 240 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,179 You hold right there. Okay. 241 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,223 Young, ethnic Adam Sandler. [ Laughs ] 242 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,349 Ah-shoo-ba-de-bee! 243 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,976 [ Laughs ] Right? 244 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,228 I'll be right back, okay? I'm gonna talk to my girl. 245 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,438 Okay, update me real quick. 246 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,356 Gregory here. What you doing with that? 247 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,817 Nothing, okay? He's my co-worker. 248 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,153 It could affect our jobs. There are rules. 249 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,739 So I'm just gonna move on, I guess. 250 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:51,948 Okay, girl. 251 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,325 Come on. Let's go play "Simon Says." 252 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,327 Okay. You've played that before? 253 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,663 Baby girl, I invented that game. Ooh. 254 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,081 ♪ Let me end it on a high note ♪ 255 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,124 ♪ My motion is... ♪ 256 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,126 Oh, so many books, 257 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,462 and not one of them the Good Book. 258 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,338 "The Joy of Reheating Takeout"? 259 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:10,216 Janine, I taught you better than this. 260 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,968 And that's-- Yeah. 261 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,846 I'd say that's the beginning of her "it girl" phase two. 262 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,973 Wow, you know a lot about Kristen Stewart. 263 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,017 Well, I'm gay. Oh. Yeah. 264 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,852 [ Cellphone vibrates ] 265 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:24,314 "It's Morton. Please help. The bouncer won't let me in." 266 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,524 What? Uh, I'll be right back. 267 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,360 What is going on? 268 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,320 Mr. Morton: He's not letting me in. 269 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,279 Says my name's not on the list. 270 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,364 Okay. Mr. Johnson, we don't need a bouncer. 271 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,074 Could you please go back to your dominoes? 272 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,160 The party won't work if everyone's not in their section. 273 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,455 And Mr. Morton, um, how about the puzzlers' corner? 274 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,291 Great. My wife said to go where I'm wanted. 275 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,417 What do you think she meant by that? 276 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,004 Why is Zach here giving his signature hand massages? 277 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,714 Now, that's a knot. 278 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,217 Oh, I thought that was a knuckle. 279 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,260 Janine: Zach is here because he's my friend, too. 280 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,929 Which, if I remember correctly, you wanted. 281 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,348 Must I reap what I always fruitfully sow? 282 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,809 I know it bothers you not to be on speaking terms with Zach. 283 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:01,976 Why not change that tonight? 284 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,063 Fine. 285 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,108 Another factor that makes a perfect party-- 286 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,276 Everyone gets along. 287 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,778 Relationships can get messy, 288 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,696 but they don't have to stay that way. 289 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,323 You just have to figure out where people can 290 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,742 fit in your life again and then build up from there. 291 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,494 Kind of like Jenga. 292 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,996 Wait, why is no one in the Jenga section? 293 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:25,041 Okay, let's get you back to Jenga, and you-- 294 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,253 Janine, we got Olive Oil at the door. 295 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,547 Mr. Johnson, I told you we-- 296 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,464 Olivia. 297 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,091 Hey. Hi. 298 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,093 I-I gave your bouncer a $20, but he said that I had to wait 299 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,220 for a couple ladies to leave before I could go in. 300 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,973 Yeah, no. Um, I remember you. Yeah. 301 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,100 You work with Avi, right? Yes. 302 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,102 Yes. Mr. Johnson, could you give her back her $20? 303 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,105 Okay, I'll get it for you later. 304 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,314 You want to just come in? 305 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,732 I hope it's okay that I'm here. 306 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,484 Avi invited me, but then my phone died. 307 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,778 I couldn't text him. Oh, of course. 308 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,154 Welcome to the party. 309 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,739 Now, which section do you belong in? 310 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,700 [ Sum 41's "Fat Lip" plays ] [ Guests cheer ] 311 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,368 What the hell? 312 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,453 It's not time for white bops yet. 313 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,791 Hi, Emily. What are you doing? 314 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,627 It's DJ District now, and school is in session! 315 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,421 [ Air horn effect plays ] No, no, no. I paid Ava. 316 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,381 ♪ Like my name was El Niño ♪ 317 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,717 ♪ When I'm hanging out drinking in the back of an El Camino ♪ 318 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,176 Hey, why are you here? 319 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,678 The make-out section's in the corner. 320 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,346 The make-out section is wherever me and your cousin end up 321 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,681 in 10 minutes. [ Laughs ] 322 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,060 Make that five. You know what? 323 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,687 ♪ Attention that we crave, don't tell us to behave ♪ 324 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,647 ♪ I'm sick of always hearin' "Act your age" ♪ 325 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,899 ♪ I don't wanna waste my time ♪ 326 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,734 See, Barbara? Whoo! 327 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,987 Ahoy, sweetie! Okay. 328 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,531 Yeah, brown liquor. I got you wine coolers. 329 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,657 That's a land drink. 330 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,535 I needed to put wind underneath my sails! 331 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,329 And-- And you, you're supposed to be cleaning. 332 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,624 I am cleaning-- cleaning up the dance floor! 333 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,376 Hey! That's right! 334 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,086 Man: Yo, why he not blue? 335 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,380 "Wakanda"? Is that "Wakanda Forever"? 336 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,673 Excuse me. 337 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,800 [ "Fat Lip" continues ] 338 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,719 What can I offer-- No, guys. No, no, no. 339 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,930 The movie's not supposed to be compelling, okay? 340 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,473 Change it back. But Namor. 341 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,807 And Angela. And Angela. 342 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,477 [ Guests cheering ] 343 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,063 Why are people dancing? It's supposed to be a party! 344 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,273 Hey, do you have a charger? 345 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,691 Yeah, I have a charger. 346 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,151 I have an entire charging section. 347 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,236 Why-- Why are you doing the worm?! 348 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,780 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 349 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,907 Guys, I know the dance section is great, 350 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,992 but remember your sections, people. 351 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,452 Structure is fun! 352 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,454 Morton, get your ass back to the puzzles! 353 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,623 But they're watching "Wakanda Forever." [ Growls ] 354 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,541 Hold this. Don't-- Don't worry about it. 355 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,335 No, no, it's okay. It's fine. 356 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,087 I can create a space for you. 357 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,296 Careful, 'cause sockets are the number-one source 358 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,714 of home electrocution. 359 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,092 I promise you it's totally fine, okay? 360 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,843 [ Imitates being electrocuted, chuckles ] 361 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,262 I'm just-- I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 362 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,390 I'm playing. It's gonna be totally okay. 363 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,142 [ Guests groan ] Ava: Ooh, perfect. 364 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,815 Okay, slight hiccup, but don't leave. 365 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,149 Um, just go outside, get some fresh air. 366 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,359 The lights will be on soon. 367 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,236 Guess I created a butterfly effect 368 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,862 when I left the dominoes section. 369 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,864 [ Sighs ] I'll fix it. 370 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,617 Yeah. Okay. I'll go find a flashlight. [ Sighs ] 371 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,788 ♪ I need my shoes, da-bum ♪ 372 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,666 Janine: [ Quietly ] Where is it? 373 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,167 Aah! Aah! 374 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,004 Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It's just me. 375 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,422 Did the power go out, 376 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,007 or did this turn into a very different kind of party? 377 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,341 What are you doing down there? 378 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,217 I'm looking for a flashlight. 379 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,218 I blew a fuse-- 380 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,845 or every fuse, okay? 381 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,638 See, this is why people need to stay in their sections! 382 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,265 Well, it's probably just an electrical issue. 383 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,558 I did see three blenders plugged in. 384 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,727 Yeah, and then I tried charging a phone. 385 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,270 Olivia's, actually. 386 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,230 Oh, yeah, it's really great that she came. 387 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,606 [ Sighs ] You know what? Just... 388 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,233 [ Switch clicks ] 389 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,193 Battery powered. 390 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,283 [ Sighs ] 391 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,452 Barbara: I am the captain now! 392 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,288 Are you good? 393 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,959 It was just going so well. 394 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,503 Even with the blackout, it's still a hell of a party. 395 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,298 And sections and protocols are cool, 396 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,967 but parties can be fun without rules, too. 397 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,185 This was the perfect way to kick off the summer. Mm. 398 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,936 You gonna throw some more of these? 399 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,855 Maybe. Yeah. 400 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,940 Oh, speaking of the summer, you were, um-- 401 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,317 you were telling me something 402 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,568 at the Move Up Day about this summer? 403 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,360 Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 404 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,279 Mm-hmm. So... 405 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,531 I'm doing a summer program for the Goofballs. 406 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,242 It's nothing huge, just a few days a week 407 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,286 to maintain the garden that we planted in the spring. 408 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,996 It's the first big project I'm gonna use to grant money for. 409 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,956 Wow. I'm very excited. 410 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,167 No, I can tell. [ Laughs ] 411 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,129 I just can't help but think about 412 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,172 when you first got to Abbott, 413 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,674 and you were all business. 414 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,259 And look at you now. 415 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:49,180 You are teaching in the summer 416 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,306 in a garden that you created 417 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,558 with a club that you started. 418 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,105 I just, um-- I really... 419 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,108 ...admire you. 420 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,486 Me? I mean... 421 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,113 look at everything you did this year. 422 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,616 The Janine I met the first day 423 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,452 would have never left Abbott to try something new. 424 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,411 And she definitely wouldn't let all these people 425 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,288 in her place with their shoes on. [ Laughs ] 426 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:18,668 You try new things, and you're brave. 427 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,587 You care about people. 428 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,966 That's what I admire about you. 429 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,099 [ Music resumes ] 430 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,684 Mr. Johnson: It's a miracle! 431 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,853 And I am God. 432 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,355 Ooh, what's this, now? 433 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,023 Um... 434 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,526 Mr. Johnson, you fixed it. How? 435 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,945 'Cause I'm an adult. I'll show you. Mm. 436 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,905 Time for the teacher to become the janitor. 437 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,991 Come on. Okay. [ Sighs ] 438 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:53,244 ♪ 'Cause I'll be better, well, I'll show you how ♪ 439 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,745 ♪ I'll show you how, yeah ♪ 440 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,205 ♪ I will never stop, I will never stop ♪ 441 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,498 ♪ I will never ♪ 442 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,542 ♪ 443 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,835 ♪ I put in 10,000 hours... ♪ 444 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,837 Wow, I always thought that was a little room 445 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,839 for mice or the Borrowers. 446 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,133 Okay, so, do I just not plug as much stuff in, or...? 447 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,759 No, plug in what you want. 448 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,179 If another fuse blows, I'll just fix it again. 449 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,389 Mr. Johnson, how do you do it? 450 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,765 You just flip the fuse switch. 451 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,975 No, no, I mean, 452 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,769 how do you just live your life 453 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,605 doing whatever you want? 454 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,565 Aren't you afraid things will go wrong? Things will go wrong 455 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,483 whether you're doing what you want or not. 456 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,736 For me, regrets have always been harder to live with 457 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,654 than consequences. 458 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,907 Yeah, but what if the consequences 459 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,201 are really bad? 460 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,744 You kill someone? What? 461 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,079 I won't rat. No, no, no, no, no. 462 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,456 I just mean, like... 463 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,834 ...what if you could lose your job? 464 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,044 Who cares? 465 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,421 [ Scoffs ] Really? 466 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,506 Jobs come and jobs go. 467 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,091 I've quit, been fired, 468 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,010 been replaced on the panel by Paula Abdul 469 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,220 right before the show blew up. 470 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,346 Hmm. 471 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,764 But I don't regret leaving them behind 472 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,225 to live my life to the fullest. 473 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,936 But I love this job. 474 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,103 ♪ All the way ♪ 475 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,730 ♪ I'm all the way lit ♪ 476 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,106 ♪ All the way, all the way ♪ 477 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:04,941 ♪ I'm all the way lit ♪ 478 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,193 It'll be alright. 479 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,653 Trust me. 480 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,737 ♪ Go blind trynna look at me, whoa ♪ 481 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,072 ♪ Go blind trynna look at me ♪ 482 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,824 ♪ Be mine ♪ 483 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,786 ♪ I'mma let you be mine ♪ 484 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:24,752 ♪ 485 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,462 Boom! Yes! 486 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,713 Nice, Morton. 487 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,131 Man: Hey! 488 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,425 ♪ 489 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,886 ♪ See you all around my way ♪ 490 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,554 ♪ Been meaning to say hi ♪ 491 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,057 ♪ But I'm just way too shy ♪ 492 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:42,019 ♪ I gotta make you see this is ♪ 493 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,941 ♪ More than just a silly crush ♪ 494 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,113 ♪ And I ♪ ♪ Wonder if you even notice me ♪ 495 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,489 ♪ Oh ♪ 496 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,200 ♪ You gotta feel me ♪ 497 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,996 ♪ And I ♪ ♪ Would love you good ♪ 498 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,956 ♪ Just wanna be your girl ♪ 499 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,960 ♪ Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 500 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,255 ♪ I wonder, I wonder ♪ 501 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,464 [ Cheering ] 502 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,592 ♪ You gotta feel me ♪ 503 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,012 All: [ Chanting ] Janine! Janine! Janine! Janine! Janine! 504 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,432 Go Janine! Go Janine! 505 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,476 Bye. Good luck on your marriage, Morton. Okay? 506 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:26,647 Oh. Shiver me timbers, tiny bucko! 507 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,733 Time to abandon ship! [ Laughs ] 508 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,776 Okay. 509 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,320 Congrats, kid. 510 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,947 Your party made Sea Barbara go full pirate. [ Laughs ] 511 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,240 Didn't know you had it in you. 512 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,950 Okay, yo, ho, ho. Leave the rum. 513 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,577 Oh. Oh. 514 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,954 Oops. How'd that get there? [ Chuckling ] Oh, no. 515 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,997 Oh, my God. 516 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,290 Oh, hey, guys. 517 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,876 Um, you know, you can stay. 518 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,253 There's no last call at Club Janine. Oh, no, no, no. 519 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,921 I got to keep moving, or else I'll black out. 520 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,465 Oh, no. 521 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,592 What about Simon? We broke up. 522 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,093 Avi: Oh, no, you guys were so good together. 523 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,095 Jacob: Forget him. Avi: Yeah, you deserve better. 524 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,849 Well... 525 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,851 Oh, um... 526 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:04,977 Gregory, you-- 527 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,191 Yeah, if Gregory would've stayed, 528 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,151 I would have told him how I felt, 529 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,029 which is that I like him 530 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,907 and I want to be with him. 531 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,743 Whoo! That feels good to say out loud. [ Chuckles ] 532 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,620 I want to be with him. 533 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,954 But he left. 534 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,374 [ Laughs ] Okay. 535 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,750 How about I get the cheeseburger... 536 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,001 Alright. ...and then if you get a-- 537 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,378 Whoa, whoa, where are you going? 538 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,296 She clearly wanted you to stay. 539 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,798 I don't know what you're so worried about, 540 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,133 if it-- if it's HR or the rules or that text message, 541 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,260 but maybe you should be a little more worried 542 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,221 about that. It has nothing to do with that, okay? 543 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,472 I don't even care about the rules at this point, 544 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,848 but Manny is inside. 545 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,100 Isn't that him literally leaving? 546 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,312 Okay, that's weird, 547 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,690 but I'm pretty sure that they're dating. 548 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,108 I'm pretty sure they're not. 549 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,651 He asked, but the thing about dates, Gregory, 550 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,778 is that the other person has to say yes. 551 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,405 Janine shut that down. 552 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,657 Told Mr. Manny that she likes somebody else. 553 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,878 You know what? No. 554 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,797 I am done waiting. 555 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,465 I bet I can still catch him. 556 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,758 Okay. 557 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,844 [ Faint winding ] 558 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,971 [ Knock on door ] 559 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,266 I fixed your light. 560 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:54,378 43, 44, 45, 46, 47... Melissa: That's insane! 561 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,255 [ Groans ] That was incredible! 562 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,465 What I get? 563 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,133 48-second headstand. 564 00:20:59,133 --> 00:20:59,884 Jacob: Well done. Barbara: Hm. 565 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,261 That isn't so long. 566 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,179 Well, you do it, then! 567 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,764 None of us are doing that. 568 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,682 Then I guess that makes me headstand champion. 569 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,185 Unh-unh. Hold my hoagie! 570 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,728 Jacob: Uh-oh! Excuse me. 571 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,606 [ Laughter ] 572 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,608 Ava: Don't encourage her. 573 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,403 [ Laughter, indistinct chatter ] 574 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,404 Jacob: Go Barb! 575 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,407 You missed a spot!