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Delivery.
Oh, it's the computers
the golf course...
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[ Engine starts ]
...bribed us with.
Finally.
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You're not gonna bring 'em
inside?
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Zero stars.
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Did he just leave
everything
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on the sidewalk
like this?
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Okay, good.
You guys are here.
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We don't have insurance,
so lift with your legs,
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brace your back.
Ava, my back
does not brace.
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Call that
young man back.
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You got his phone number,
Barb?
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I will dial 411
before I pick up--
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Jesus would help.
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Jesus was lean, 33,
with muscles.
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Mmm. Hot.
[ Door opens ]
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Weren't there, like,
four more of these?
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Ah!
We were robbed.
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Well, at least this time,
I wasn't slapped.
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Probably already selling 'em
on Broad Street by now.
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You know what,
maybe they needed 'em.
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Hey. I got computers
for the low-low.
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Buy three, get one free.
Talk money to me.
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How much,
brother?
No.
No.
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Jaquon! I will
call your mother.
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Put those
things back!
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Don't-- Don't
do that.
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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And that turtle is for you.
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Enjoy your new friend.
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Uh, uh, Janine?
Yeah.
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Why are there
loose animals in the library?
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They're gonna put the funk
in Funk & Wagnalls.
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Yeah, no, I know,
but they're caged,
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and I will clean up.
I promise.
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[ Guinea pig squeaks ]
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Uh, Ms. Washington,
a goldfish for you.
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Janine: I have a really big win
to share.
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We asked the district
for funding
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for more afterschool programs,
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so they gave us $50
for class pets instead.
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Sometimes you gotta
shoot for the moon,
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and if you miss, you land on
a star... fish. Starfish.
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And, Mrs. Howard, I got you
the fish you asked for.
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Ohh!
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I have a flowy gown
in this very shade of magenta.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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And, Gregory,
your pet rock.
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Thank you so much
for being budget conscious.
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Oh, it wasn't because of that.
I had one of these growing up.
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Alrighty.
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Okay, guinea pig for me
and a guinea pig for--
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Melissa!
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Guinea pig.
What?
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You forgot to
fill out the form,
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and the pet store
was having a BOGO sale, so...
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Yeah, I didn't forget
to fill it out.
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I didn't want one.
I don't like pets.
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Melissa.
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Hey, what do you mean,
you don't like pets?
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I don't like 'em.
I never had 'em growing up
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'cause they're
just too much work.
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They smell, then they die,
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and you gotta explain that
to the kids.
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It's too much.
I don't want it.
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Well, look, look,
what if I-I help you out?
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You know, I will clean its cage,
I'll feed it.
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You won't have to
lift a finger.
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Come on, Mellie Mel,
your kids will love it.
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Besides, the kids are
gonna be really upset
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if they're the only ones
without a class pet.
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Don't want that,
now, do ya?
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[ Guinea pig squeaking ]
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You're right in a way
that really pisses me off, kid.
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Aww, thank you.
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Okay.
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And, Mr. Johnson,
you requested a bear.
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I sure did.
Okay.
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Would you settle
for a bear hug?
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[ Laughing ] D'aww.
[ Laughing ] Okay.
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Aww. It smells like ass
in here.
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Yeah, it really does.
I'm so sorry.
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[ Footsteps clicking ]
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Hey, Ava.
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I've set up my computer,
but I don't have
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any of
the district software,
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so I'm putting in a ticket
at the old district.
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No, you are not. They don't
even know we took these
computers as bribes.
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We're not even allowed
to accept donated computers.
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I got a plan.
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Ava: The district won't
service any computers
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that don't belong to them,
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but they drop the ball
all the time,
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so I'll just tell them
that I submitted a ticket
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a long time ago for these
computers that they gave us,
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that they didn't keep track of.
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I like to cause doubt
and confusion
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by creating a memory
that doesn't exist.
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Some call it gaslighting.
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I call it kids have computers
in their classrooms.
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Janine: Okay.
[ Guinea pig squeaking ]
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[ Gasps ]
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You just gotta watch out for
this one 'cause he's a biter.
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[ Chuckles ] So--
Yeah,
I'll tell you what.
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If that thing bites me,
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I'm fastballing it
into the wall.
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Okay, but biting
is a sign of...
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[ Cage clangs ]
...affection.
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I-- I...
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Watch out.
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He didn't bite me.
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He's warming up--
God!
[ Guinea pig chirps ]
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[ Clicks tongue ]
Ooh!
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Bared his teeth at me.
What a smile.
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He likes your sweater.
Oh? [ Chuckles ]
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[ Winces ]
Odd way of showing it.
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The real
question is...
Mm-hmm.
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We just hanging out?
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Look, some IT wonk
is coming by today
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to get the computers 'putin.
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He cannot know
they're donated,
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so if you love new computers,
lie like an old carpet.
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I cannot, I do not,
I will not lie.
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I heard you tell Janine
she looked cool
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in that
goofy sweater.
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Okay, you caught me.
All you have to do
is play dumb.
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Jacob, that face you're making
right now is perfect.
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Dumb as hell.
What?
This is my normal face.
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Besides,
I-I can't play dumb.
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Hi, I'm O'Shon.
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Oh.
[ Irish accent ] Top o'
the morning to you, O'Shon.
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[ Normal voice ] I'm O'Jacob.
No, I'm just joking.
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It's just Jacob.
[ Chuckles ] Just--
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Just a little Irish humor
for you, bloke.
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Sorry, I'm dumb.
Wow. I can do it.
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O'Shon: I guess,
uh, we lost
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the ticket to provide
tech support.
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Uh, we get backlogged
sometimes, but no excuses.
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I'm here now.
Yeah, you really screwed
the pooch on that one,
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so if you could just install
the software and be on your way.
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It'll take a few days
to get everything set up,
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but I'll
get on it now.
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[ Gasps ] O'Shon?
Crikey.
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Barbara: That man is
handsome.
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First of all,
he wears glasses.
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Second of all,
you two need a pair
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if you think
he's attractive.
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Please.
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I'm just saying,
of the three rock types,
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I think
it's really cool that
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my kids got
a metamorphic rock.
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Imagine me stuck with
some kind of
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sorry
sedimentary rock.
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Totally. No. So very,
very cool. [ Chuckles ]
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Alright. Well,
you know who doesn't bite?
Who?
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Dwayne "The Pet" Rockson.
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Okay. Gregory,
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it is their
love language.
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Guinea pigs cannot lick
like cats and dogs can, so...
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Don't let that guinea pig loose
in your classroom.
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You know they grow to the size
of their environment, right?
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I think you're thinking
of goldfish.
Yeah.
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Explain grizzlies, then, dumbass.
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[ Trash can thumps ]
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What do you
got there?
Oh, I'll tell you
what I got here.
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Why even ask?
My entire afternoon is
what I've got here.
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First, the kids said
the guinea pig was bored,
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so I had to get him this little
straw mat for it to gnaw on.
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Then, Sweet Cheeks
didn't like that cheap feed,
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so I gotta meal prep
this hay.
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Then, that stupid straw mattress
wasn't comfy enough,
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so I had to build
this tiny house stick by stick.
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Thanks a lot, Teagues.
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I knew it, this was
a bad idea from the jump.
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This is exactly
why people shouldn't have pets.
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I don't have time to do my job
and take care of some rat.
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What do I look like,
April O'Neil?
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Guinea pig's not even
that cute.
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I hate that freaking
guinea pig.
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What?
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Melissa, I'm sorry
this guinea pig is
making your life harder.
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Look, I'm gonna take it
back to the store.
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Maybe we can use that $4.77
on something else.
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No way.
My kids would lose it.
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Sweet Cheeks and I
are stuck with each other
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'til one of us dies,
and it ain't gonna be me.
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Alright, well, at least you
don't have to worry about him
over the weekend, so...
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What does that mean?
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You know, the students,
they take turns
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hosting the pets
over the weekends.
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The kids get to learn
responsibility,
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and the guinea pigs
get to see what a big,
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beautiful world it is
out there.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Well, good.
Yeah.
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As long as it's out
of my gorgeous hair.
[ Exhales sharply ]
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These computers are pretty new
for a three-year-old ticket.
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Oh, I wouldn't know.
[ Chuckles ]
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These contraptions all
seem the same to me.
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[ Chuckles ]
Okay.
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It's just that,
these computers,
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they have features
I usually only see--
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But, you know, how would one
turn on a machine such as this?
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I know how to start
these computers.
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I just have to throw this
handsome young man off the scent
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for the greater good.
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Forgive me, Lord.
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Ma'am, uh, please don't
take this the wrong way...
Mm-hmm.
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...but are you familiar
with this thing?
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Like updating it, opening your
browser, checking your e-mail?
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That's-- That's all good?
Oh, I can check an e-mail.
[ Chuckles ]
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My real question is,
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what is an e-mail?
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[ School bell rings ]
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This shouldn't
take too long.
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You've got everything
pretty set up.
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You just need
the permissions and licenses.
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Yeah.
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They call me Jacob Jobs
around these parts
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'cause I'm always...
[tongue clicking]
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...click-clacking.
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Cool.
O'Shon, is it?
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What if you tell me
everything you know
about computers?
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Finally, rule number 11--
Designated guinea pig food
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and filtered water only.
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Okay? Nothing else.
You got it, guys?
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That star next to the rule
means it's extra important.
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They all have stars.
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That's 'cause they're all
important.
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No, honey. Come on.
No tapping.
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It stresses
Sweet Cheeks out.
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Alright, let's see.
Who's going to take him first?
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Aaron.
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You gotta stop that, kid.
Come on.
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You could hurt yourself.
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No, I can't.
I don't feel pain.
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Do guinea pigs?
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[ Pencil tapping ]
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No more pencils for Aaron.
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After this, I'll hit
the library, and then I'm done.
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They're not the most tech savvy,
but you got a really nice staff.
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00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,911
Yeah, we're just one big family
here. [ Chuckles ]
243
00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,956
Oh, you already got
a few programs on here.
244
00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,584
Wow. This is some
extremely high-powered editing
245
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,294
and special effects
software.
246
00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,671
Are you making a big-budget
movie? [ Chuckles ]
247
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,548
Well, I'm not gonna let
a souped-up graphics card
248
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,050
and a 14th-generation processor
go to waste.
249
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,886
I'm editing a series
of deepfakes of Janine.
250
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,971
She has no idea what's
coming. [ Laughs ]
251
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,765
Alright,
I'm gonna grab a coffee.
252
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,767
Incognito Mode doesn't leave
a history, right?
253
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,186
Auf Wiedersehen.
254
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,025
The district doesn't have
a 14th generation of anything.
255
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,655
So, still going to
the batting cages this weekend?
256
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,157
Absolutely.
257
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,326
I still have a few holes
in my swing.
Mm-hmm.
258
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,203
You wanna come
take some hacks with me?
259
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,789
I don't know what that means,
but, yeah, I do.
260
00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,123
It's okay.
I'll teach you.
261
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,918
Okay. I can't
wait to learn.
Yuck!
262
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,628
Somebody please give me
a lobotomy.
263
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,254
[ Door opens ]
264
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,174
Well,
guess who's got two thumbs
265
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,967
and a guinea pig
to dispose of?
266
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,719
What?
Yep.
267
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,972
Came in this morning,
and Sweet Cheeks was belly up.
268
00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,974
See, this is exactly why
you should've got a pet rock.
269
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,143
My students are developing
a bond that will
last for eternity.
270
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,853
Melissa,
are you sure it's dead?
271
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,147
Just the other day,
I thought my fish was dead.
272
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,817
[ Clicks tongue ] She was just
taking her beauty sleep.
273
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,820
Maybe I ought to add
a tiny vanity to her aquarium.
274
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,154
Yes.
275
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,114
Hey, Shirley,
order me a little
276
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,617
fish mirror
for Queen LaSeafah.
277
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,870
Mmm.
Yeah.
278
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,997
See, I told you
this was gonna happen.
279
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,707
No, they told me
at the store
280
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,960
that the guinea pig would live
for at least the school year.
281
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,587
Well, guess what? They're not
guinea pig doctors, are they?
282
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,257
It's gone. So now I gotta give
my kids the death talk.
283
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,384
Oh, my God,
Melissa, I am--
284
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,427
I'm so sorry.
This is a disaster.
Oh.
285
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,346
Um, can I get you anything?
286
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,306
Grief counseling,
a hug, or...
No!
287
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,349
...I can take you out
for a drink?
288
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,559
Janine,
I don't need a beer
289
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,102
for a dead guinea pig, okay?
290
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,979
I'm gonna do what I always do.
I'mma go home,
291
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,189
throw some baby backs
in the slow cooker,
and watch "Housewives."
292
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,108
Okay, well,
maybe I can come over.
293
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,484
That's really
not necessary.
294
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,487
Also, I'm getting
my carpets cleaned tonight.
295
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,616
Oh, but-- while you cook ribs?
And also at night?
296
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,493
Yeah, I got a discount.
297
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,580
What, you want me
to eat ribs on a dirty floor?
298
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,166
Also, what is with
all the questions, huh?
Whoa.
299
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,792
I mean, are we good?
We're good.
300
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,710
Are you good?
301
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,295
Ugh. My God.
302
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,880
Janine, don't get hurt.
What?
303
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,841
I feel awful. I mean, I pushed
Melissa to do something
304
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,385
she didn't want,
and it didn't work out.
305
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,595
Should not have tried
to assert
306
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,721
my guinea pig agenda.
307
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,681
[ Sighs ]
308
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,935
I might be grown, but I can
still make rookie mistakes.
309
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,188
I'm so sorry,
but that's just,
310
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,523
you know, the circle of life.
Right, kids?
311
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,442
Life is just like that.
312
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,612
[ Students crying, sniffling ]
To quote Frank Sinatra's
"That's Life,"
313
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,280
"That's life."
314
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,657
So, if you want, just come to me
with any questions
315
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,701
you might have,
and rest assured that
316
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,953
Sweet Cheeks is in
a better place.
317
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,750
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
318
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:52,378
That man put the "form"
in information technology.
319
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,631
Yeah. He's a real
Firefox.
[ Giggles ]
320
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,257
Get your ass on Chrome.
321
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,927
Anyway, he looks just like me
five years ago,
322
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,178
but with more hair.
323
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,640
This man is a weenie.
324
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,849
Excuse me,
Principal Coleman,
325
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,101
can I talk to you for a second
about the computers?
326
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,938
Sure.
Grand rising, brother.
327
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,564
Good afternoon.
Are you the man
328
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,024
that we have to thank
for being able to use
329
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,651
these wonderful computers?
330
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,694
I just installed
some new programs, is all.
331
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,696
Well, it is just a blessing
to be able to work
332
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,448
on brand-new computers.
333
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,325
The kids are, uh--
the kids are loving it.
334
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,744
Instead of "Oregon Trail,"
they now have Roblox,
335
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,955
which they shouldn't be
playing at school,
336
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,456
but, uh, still.
[ Chuckles ]
337
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,083
It's going to be
a real difference maker.
338
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:34,045
Mm-hmm. These new computers are
going to put my students ahead
339
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:37,757
of the curve that so often wants
to leave them behind.
340
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,008
Mm.
341
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,302
So, I don't have all day.
342
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,929
Oh, my God.
343
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,264
The computers
have Khan Academy.
344
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,390
[ Students chattering
excitedly ]
345
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,641
What did you
want to tell me?
346
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,811
Yeah, uh, you know what?
It can wait.
347
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,774
[ Chatter continues ]
348
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,734
[ Whistling ]
Hey.
Oh! Bye, Melissa.
349
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,071
Hey, would you mind
giving me a ride to my place?
350
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,614
Uh, yeah, sure.
351
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,074
But didn't your ride
just walk out?
352
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,576
You didn't come in
with Melissa?
She's, uh, going out.
353
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,037
Really?
Going out?
354
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,580
She told me she had ribs
in the slow cooker
355
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,207
and that she was getting
her carpets cleaned, so...
356
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,542
Oh, is that what
she's calling it now?
357
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,377
TMI.
358
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,212
What are you
talking about?
359
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,339
She told me
she's got a date.
360
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,133
Really?
361
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,968
Now, why would she lie
about that?
362
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,053
I think she's keeping it
super secret because she's,
363
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,930
like, really into him.
Huh.
364
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,181
She already has a nickname
for him.
365
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,349
Oh, yeah?
She calls him "Sweet Cheeks."
366
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,105
"Sweet Cheeks"?
Mm-hmm.
367
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,024
I almost miss
when I knew less about her.
368
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,109
Excuse me. Sorry. Um...
Matter of fact, can we
just go get a... drink?
369
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:43,531
♪ But guinea pigs
just wanna have fu-un ♪
370
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,617
♪ Oh, and Sweet Cheeks
just wanna have ♪
371
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,285
♪ You just wanna ♪
372
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,832
Oh, holy...
[ Chuckles ]
373
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,125
I got a question for you,
Melissa.
374
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,501
I didn't even
see you come in.
375
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:59,005
[ Scoffs ] Oh, Melissa,
Melissa, Melissa.
376
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,298
[ Feet slam ]
377
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,636
So, how was
your carpet cleaner?
378
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,765
Yeah, fine.
Yeah?
Carpets all clean?
379
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,100
Very.
Mm-hmm? All polished up?
[ Lips pop ]
380
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,769
Okay, shampooed,
but yeah.
381
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,520
Interesting. Oh.
382
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,897
You're asking
the wrong questions.
Okay.
383
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,610
So, Melissa, where'd you put
Sweet Cheeks' body?
384
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,402
Trashed it.
385
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,196
Oh, yeah?
Which trash?
386
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,947
Hey, what are you
getting at, now?
387
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,825
[ Laughing ]
This guy.
388
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,911
How much time did you do
on that slow cooker?
389
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,370
And at what temperature?
390
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,289
What's happening here?
Just tell her.
391
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,291
I know
Sweet Cheeks is alive.
392
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,002
Yeah. I saw you driving off
after school with him.
393
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,962
What kind of nefarious plan
you got here, Melissa?
394
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,341
What, you gonna fix him up
and flip him for profit, huh?
395
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,509
Wire his wheel to your house
so you never
396
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,760
have to pay
for electricity again?
397
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,386
No!
Then what is it?
398
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,181
I love him. Okay?
I love Sweet Cheeks.
399
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,059
He grew on me.
I took him home.
400
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,644
Wait.
401
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,188
So you gave the death talk
to your class
402
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,274
for a guinea pig
that still spins and bites?
403
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:04,529
Oh, my Lazarus. Mm!
Melissa, you didn't.
404
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,780
Hey, now that I know
what's really going on,
405
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,365
do you think we could actually
get the carpets cleaned?
406
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,574
No!
407
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,867
Plot twist.
The "M" in M. Night Shyamalan
408
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,369
stands for "Melissa."
409
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,954
Yeah, yeah. Give it up,
Melissa Night Shyamalan.
410
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,455
Guys,
there are other directors.
411
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,166
Just because he's local does not
mean he's the only director.
412
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,378
You are bringing Sweet Cheeks
back in here today.
413
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,548
Or else.
Or else...?
414
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,551
Or else I'm going to tell
your kids that he's still alive,
415
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,594
and you're going to have
to deal with it.
416
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,055
You have until
after lunch.
417
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,015
Hey,
I need to speak to you.
418
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,520
Who you talking to?
419
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,521
You.
420
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,233
What do you want?
421
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,693
I know there wasn't
a lost ticket,
422
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,278
and I know that the district did
not give you these computers.
423
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,783
Damn it!
Who gave it away? Barb?
424
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,869
It was Principal Coleman.
425
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,121
Well, that can't be right.
That's me.
426
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,747
When you mentioned
the processor,
427
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,250
it confirmed what
I was already thinking.
428
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,252
Even the newest computers
that the district distributes
429
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,712
don't have the
14th-generation processor.
430
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,589
Where did you get these?
Tuh!
431
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,257
You think I got in this chair
by folding under pressure?
432
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,301
No.
But if you don't tell me,
433
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,344
I have to assume they're stolen
and report it.
434
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,437
We got the rich people
building the golf course
435
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,354
to donate them.
436
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,814
You "got" them to?
437
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,400
Fine. It was blackmail,
black man.
438
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,485
A bribe,
quid pro quo.
439
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,613
They were doing illegal work,
and we needed the resources.
440
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,114
Look, the district is
not going to allow this.
441
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,824
You know what?
Take them.
442
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,619
I'll find another way
to get my kids computers.
443
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,705
[ Cellphone clicks ]
444
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,542
I'm not gonna report you.
445
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,669
It's obvious that you all need
these computers,
446
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,630
and scheming is the only way
that you're able to get them.
447
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,006
I beg my pardon?
448
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,883
But we need to do things
on my terms
449
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,426
so that none of us
get caught.
450
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,470
I'm not losing my job
over this.
451
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,721
And I know you do not
want to lose yours.
452
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,390
You gone stop talking to me
like that.
453
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,100
Have a seat.
454
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,478
Okay, so, now, some of these
kids might have cats,
455
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,688
but you just remember
our training sessions,
456
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,565
and you're gonna be fine.
457
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,359
Yeah.
458
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,193
Yeah, baby.
[ Knocking on door ]
459
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,112
How you doing?
460
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,781
I'm okay.
461
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,324
So you know,
I don't go around
462
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,243
telling kids their animals
are dead for kicks.
463
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,370
That wasn't a suspicion
of mine.
464
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,955
I just never had
a pet before,
465
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,123
and I really fell for
this little stinker.
466
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,292
He's no Dwayne,
but he's great.
467
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,086
What's really going on,
Melissa?
468
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,088
Man, I don't know,
I panicked.
469
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,799
Like, second graders
can't take care of themselves.
470
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,133
How are they going
to keep him safe?
471
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,426
He could have died,
you know?
472
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,803
I get it. I had a hard time
giving the kids
473
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,055
in the Goofball program
responsibility over the plants.
474
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,473
But then
none of them died.
475
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,724
All of them died.
476
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,725
You're always
such a huge help.
477
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,310
But before I started
the Goofballs,
478
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,812
a wise woman told me that
in order
479
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,647
to be the best teacher
I could be,
480
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,357
I needed to open myself
up to more
481
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,276
than what I thought
I owed these students.
482
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,653
That'd be scary,
'cause they make mistakes,
483
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,030
but watching them grow
from those mistakes,
484
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:56,784
it's worth it every time.
485
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,328
Thank you for giving
my own advice back to me.
486
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,540
It's the best advice
I've gotten.
487
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,874
Come on.
Don't you want to hold him?
488
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,543
I like rocks!
489
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:09,505
So, in order to keep this
little secret, it is imperative
490
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,634
that you direct all
IT-related issues to my office.
491
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,512
Don't just blindly submit them
to the district, Janine.
492
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,888
Why are you
singling me out?
493
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,598
'Cause you're
a district rat.
494
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,851
So, you have
a, uh, software problem,
495
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,227
submit a ticket to me.
496
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,063
You have a network problem,
submit a ticket to me.
497
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,815
And if we run out of
computer chips?
498
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,359
Submit a ticket to me.
499
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,278
Sorry, um,
is it hot in here?
500
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,323
Gregory: Uh, that sounds good.
Yeah, thanks.
Melissa: Yeah, we got it.
501
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,157
Jacob:
What if a computer breaks
502
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,366
and we need it fixed
immediately?
503
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,452
What's a good cell number
to reach you at?
504
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,329
It's a good point.
Um, I'm gonna give
505
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,872
Ms. Coleman
my personal number,
506
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:46,500
and she can contact me directly
in case of an emergency...
507
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,084
anytime.
508
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,255
Fine. Whatever.
509
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,506
Alright,
give it up for O'Shon,
510
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,383
and let's get on
with the day.
511
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,345
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, no. No. No, you don't
have to clap for me.
512
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:02,725
♪ Kiss me,
out of the bearded barley ♪
513
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,436
♪ Nightly ♪
Why are you humming
that song?
514
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,938
'Cause I just rented "She's
All That" from Blockbuster.
515
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,692
[ Scoffs ]
He ain't all that.
516
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,569
And he's poor.
517
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,785
[ Humming "Kiss Me" ]
518
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,787
Oh.
519
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,457
I just like the song, okay?
520
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,001
So, listen, kiddos,
I know you're really upset about
521
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,544
the passing of Sweet Cheeks,
522
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,923
but we got a new guinea pig
from the store,
523
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,926
and we're going to call it
Sweet Cheeks 2.
524
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,261
Then why does he look like
Sweet Cheeks 1?
525
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,888
Turns out he's a twin.
526
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,515
Isn't that
the same cage?
527
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,392
Yeah,
I got it at a discount.
528
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,060
You never heard of
upcycling?
529
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,478
How did he die, again?
530
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,271
Can we all please
just raise our hands?
531
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,774
No more questions.
Alright, look.
532
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,277
All that matters is that we are
going to promise to take care of
533
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,947
and love our new guinea pig
to the best of our ability,
534
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,615
no matter what mistakes
535
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,700
are definitely
going to be made along the way.
536
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,202
Can we do that?
Okay.
537
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,246
Ms. Schemmenti,
I made this sign.
538
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,208
They don't like
when you do that.
539
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,461
Mm.
Amici per la pelle.
540
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,422
That's Italian for
"friends for life."
541
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:18,259
Can you say,
"amici per la pelle"?
542
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,553
All: [ Together ]
Amici per la pelle!
543
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,305
That's good. You don't have
to do the hands, though.
544
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,975
So the ol' guinea pig had
a long-lost twin?
545
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,601
I know the feeling.
546
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,145
Yeah, well, um,
547
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,897
honestly,
it's the same guinea pig.
548
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,607
Then what did I bury?
549
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,067
[ Mop handle drops ]
550
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,781
Hi! I am almost ready to go.
551
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,783
What, did you get a fish?
What happened to your rock?
552
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,203
They tore him apart.
553
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,038
It's just carnage.
554
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:51,125
Oh, no.
Gregory, that's--
555
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,918
It's actually really pretty.
[ Chuckles ]
556
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,879
You know,
I tried to protect him.
Yeah.
557
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,006
But they dropped him,
and they didn't mean to.
558
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,842
Yeah.
But now, h-he's...
559
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,302
He's sparkly!
560
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,012
No? Okay.
561
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,389
Well, look, maybe we can
get you another one, like,
562
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,224
from the side of a road
or something?
563
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,894
So it, too, can shatter?
564
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,937
[ Shakily ]
Like my fragile, little heart?
565
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,230
[ Sniffles, sobs ]
566
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,317
Oh! Oh, no.
567
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,944
So, ramen tonight?
568
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,362
[ Sobbing ] Yeah.
569
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,530
Okay.
570
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,454
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