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Morning. Morning.
Oh!
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Happy Halloween.
Hi, guys. Hey.
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Uh, Ice Spice?
Like.
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No. Box.
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[ Whines ]
Mm-hmm.
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Janine: It's Halloween
here at Abbott,
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and some of the costumes
can be a little risqué,
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so I have a box full of backups.
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I want everyone to have a shot
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at winning
the big costume contest
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that's later today,
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so I need to make sure
they're both
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age and fear appropriate.
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[ Tricycle creaks ]
Aah! Oh, my God.
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No. Too scary.
Good Lord.
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Bin, please.
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Oh!
Little Black Panther.
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Oh.
Wakanda forever!
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Maybe just
Wakanda for the day.
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And maybe just keep
your mask on. All right?
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Okay. Who's next?
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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Yes. [ Laughs ]
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Oh, sorry
I'm a little late.
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Oh, no problem, Nina.
Good to see you.
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So, uh, what do you have planned
for Halloween today?
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Every year, a teacher is
given the responsibility
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of turning the library
into a Halloween party
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that all of the students
can enjoy.
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And this year,
Abbott is keeping it classy,
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because all of the treats
are up to me--
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the number-one trick!
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Well, we're going to be
playing some ghostly games,
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decorating
some creepy crafts,
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and the main event,
bobbing for apples.
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You know, I was talking to
some of the parents
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at the PTA meeting...
Mm-hmm?
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...and we'd prefer if the kids
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didn't bob for apples.
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It's unsanitary.
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Melissa: But she's been
doing that
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since before
I even got here.
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It's great.
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We'd prefer
you didn't do it.
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But it's
tradition.
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So is tipping,
and I'd prefer
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we didn't do
that either.
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Well, I will take that
under consideration.
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No consideration needed.
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Just don't do it.
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Can I offer you
a cupcake?
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Are you handing those
out to the kids?
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'Cause you can't do that.
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And we all know why.
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Do we?
I certainly don't.
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They could have
razor blades in them.
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Or worse, nuts.
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Happy Halloween.
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The happiest.
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Boy, you prank
your cousin one time
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by putting a razor blade
in a cookie,
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and all of a sudden,
it starts a nationwide hoax.
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[ Crunching ]
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[ Scratching ]
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[ Shrieks ]
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I did a creepy scratch
'cause it's Halloween.
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Yeah, I didn't like that.
Oh.
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But I love this! Oh!
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Okay. Say the line.
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[ As Mr. DNA ]
Bingo. Dino DNA.
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God. Uncanny.
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It's like I'm
watching the movie.
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[ Normal voice ] Okay,
now say your line.
Oh, okay.
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Aah! I'm an ancient mosquito
who drank dinosaur blood,
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and now I'm trapped
in amber.
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It's spot on!
We're such a movie couple.
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I know. We love film.
Uh-huh.
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[ Fingers snapping ]
Um, Pat Sajak.
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Wow. You got a little wheel
and everything.
Yeah.
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Although,
interesting choice for you,
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given his politics.
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Well, I've taken
a step back
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from Elon Musk's
internet,
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and now it sometimes
takes me weeks
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to find
these things out.
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So, you know, I figure,
if I didn't know...
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Yeah, you already bought
the suit when you found out.
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Yeah. No returns.
Yeah.
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Okay. Now, do us.
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Gregory is
sexy gumballs,
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and Janine
is that thing
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on top of an
exterminator truck.
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[ Both chuckle ]
Very funny.
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Yeah, it's...
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Uh. You don't--
Do you really not
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know who we are?
Well, give me a hint.
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I'll give you a hint.
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Okay.
Chill chill, chill.
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It's a movie,
starts with a "J."
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"Jumanji!" No, that doesn't
make any sense.
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Um, "Jennifer's Body."
What?
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N-No. "Jurassic Park."
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I-I'm Mr. DNA,
and Janine
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is the mosquito trapped
in amber.
Oh.
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Ohhh, yeah.
Yeah, I see it.
Yeah.
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The best costumes
always require an explanation.
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Well, thank you, Jacob.
[ Chuckles awkwardly ] Yeah.
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First, we're gonna win
the Abbott costume contest
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later today.
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Then we're gonna win
the Rubensteins contest tonight.
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Get your broom out, brother.
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It's gonna be a sweep.
Mm-hmm.
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[ Chuckles ]
A sweetie sweep.
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Hey,
who wants a spin?
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Yeah, sure. I'll go.
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Uh-huh.
Okay.
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Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Imitating
wheel spinning ]
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Oh.
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Well, accurate. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That was fun.
Yeah.
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Who you supposed
to be?
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I kill vampires,
and I hate taxes.
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Ah, Blade.
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What about you,
Mr. Johnson?
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Give you a hint.
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I can ball out, boy,
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but I'd rather be in
Fallout Boy.
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He's emo
Jimmy Butler. Duh!
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There's not a costume
I don't get.
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Oh, okay.
Yeah, I-I get it.
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It hurts when
you lie, Jacob.
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Some days, I wonder if
anyone will ever understand me.
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Would anyone care for
a tasty cupcake?
Melissa: Ooh.
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Yes!
Since apparently I cannot give
them to my students anymore.
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Yeah. Can't have that.
[ Chuckles ]
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Might have
razor blades in 'em.
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Then why are you
taking one?
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Well, I know you didn't put
razor blades in them.
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You ain't got that dog
in you. [ Chuckles ]
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Then why would you say
they might?
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Since when might cupcakes have
razor blades in them?
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Since when can't kids
bob for apples
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because it's unsanitary?
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Oh, that I get.
It's objectively gross.
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Jacob,
you are Pat Sajak.
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"Wheel of Fortune"
is an institution.
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You, above all,
should understand
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the importance
of tradition.
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My students have
bobbed for apples
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since I started
here at Abbott,
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and not one time
has anyone reported sick!
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And now I don't have
a main event for the library.
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Well, you gotta figure out
how to fill that time.
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Mm. Wait, I got it.
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You can carve pumpkins
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and call 'em
black-o'-lanterns.
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Okay, I won't comment
on the name,
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but that's a bad idea.
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What about ghost stories?
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Roz,
you could do the voices.
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Oh, I am not reading for
three hours straight.
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Just like a cat.
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Ava and Melissa: Lazy.
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Now, you all,
it's not as if
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Roz could do
that many voices anyway.
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[ Eastern European accent ]
Okay, fine. I will do it.
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[ Laughs ]
[ Normal voice ] Wait.
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I'm waiting for Janine
so we can make our big entrance.
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It is a couples costume,
after all.
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[ Panting ]
Ready.
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Ready.
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[ Door opens ]
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Okay, okay. Don't tell me.
I'm 8 for 8 today.
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I'll get it.
You're...
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You are, um, teachers
in crappy costumes.
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I don't...
[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, you know what?
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We are standing on
the wrong side of each other.
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We talked about this.
Hold, please.
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A moment, sorry.
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Mosquito in amber
and Mr. DNA.
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From "Jurassic Park."
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Yeah, I got it earlier
in one guess.
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Yeah.
Oh, babies,
this is... terrible.
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[ Scoffs ] What?
No, it is not.
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I mean, come on.
Ava gets it.
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Yeah, I get it.
I didn't say it was good.
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I know what rye bread is.
It's still nasty.
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Yeah, I mean, it doesn't even
make sense as a concept.
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Oh, that's 'cause
you don't know the movie.
Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
what don't I know about
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the oldest movie
in history
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to surpass $1 billion
in ticket sales?
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[Bleep] kids think
they're the only ones
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that know anything
about movies.
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You guys,
I'm sorry,
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but you don't know
what you're talking about.
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I mean, whose couples costume
is touching ours?
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[ Chuckles ] Mine.
You are a single guinea pig.
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Mm-hmm.
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I say this
not as a hater,
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but as a connoisseur
of culture.
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When'd you start
coming in the lounge?
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The two of you don't stand a
chance at that costume contest.
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Well, I'll say it
as a hater. Hatily.
Y'all gonna lose.
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But you are going to do it
being so very... yourselves.
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And that's beautiful.
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Yeah. This costume's
very on brand.
Mm-hmm.
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And what does
that mean?
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She means you're
a headass couple
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doing headass things.
[ Cellphone camera clicks ]
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Mm.
I'm sorry, "headass"?
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Look,
in this scenario,
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I think it refers to
two lovers
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who are in their own
slightly delusional,
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somewhat cheesy
bubble.
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You know,
unable to see
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how the outside world
is perceiving them.
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Stop explaining slang.
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And I know what it means,
Jacob.
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and we're
not it at all, so--
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Oh, I disagree,
Mr. Headass
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and Headass Trapped
in Amber.
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[ Melissa laughs ]
Oh, I'm seeing a heap
of headassery.
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Yeah, it's like you're in
your own little headass world,
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thinking you're
so cute.
Hey, we are cute!
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Cutest little headasses
I ever saw.
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We are not headass.
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Yeah?
Then what's this?
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[ Laughter ]
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Let me see! Let me see!
Show me, show me.
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Perfect.
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Yes!
Welcome, welcome, all.
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Come on in.
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So you guys decided
to still go
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with the bad costumes?
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They're not bad.
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Oh, I'm sorry, headass.
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So, a headass costume
would be like PB&J...
Yes
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...or salt and pepper...
Mm-hmm.
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...or ketchup and mustard.
Yeah.
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Our costumes are
thoughtful.
Whip smart.
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High brow.
Headass.
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[ Carrot crunches ]
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Barbara: [ Deep voice ]
And he heard a voice that said,
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"Where is
my golden arm?"
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Both: You've got it!
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00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,969
Was that supposed
to be scary?
251
00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,012
Do Skibidi Toilet next!
252
00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,305
I got a ghost story
so scary,
253
00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,557
it'll make
your toenails curl.
254
00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,975
Okay!
255
00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,811
Vietnam, 1971.
256
00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,939
I was on vacation.
257
00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,358
Stop, Mr. Johnson.
This isn't working.
258
00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:49,237
My suffering continues.
259
00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,449
Um, I'm all out
of stories,
260
00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,826
and we got an hour
and a half to kill.
261
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,411
[ Both chuckle awkwardly ]
262
00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,787
[ Students chattering
indistinctly ]
263
00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:04,210
Attention, everyone.
It's time to pivot.
264
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,545
I don't care what
those parents say.
265
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,213
They are not here
in the trenches.
266
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,382
So we are bobbing
for apples.
267
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,552
Hey, what are
y'all dressed as?
268
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,014
Oh, well, I am the mosquito
in amber from "Jurassic Park."
269
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,224
And I'm Mr. DNA.
What is that?
270
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,810
[ As Mr. DNA ] A DNA strand
is the blueprint to
all living creatures.
271
00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,020
[ Chuckles ]
[ Normal voice ]
You know, from the movie.
272
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:25,231
Why aren't you
dinosaurs?
273
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,942
Well, because
the mosquito and Mr. DNA
274
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,360
are the bedrock
of the film.
275
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,739
You could have just been
dinosaurs.
276
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,115
It's a valid point.
277
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,533
I'm not gonna lie.
278
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,327
I'm starting to think
we're not gonna win later.
279
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,496
I mean, the teachers
not getting it is one thing,
280
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,955
but the kids don't seem
to get it either, so--
281
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:44,334
Hey. Do not let that kid
shake your confidence, okay?
282
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,336
Yeah. Okay.
Have you seen
his drawings?
283
00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,671
They're ass.
They are.
They're ass.
284
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,340
They're really bad.
285
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,591
He doesn't know
how to shade...
Mnh-mnh.
286
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,843
...or stay in the lines
or crosshatch.
287
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,929
What does he know about
art and culture?
You're right.
288
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,347
Jerk.
Nothing.
289
00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,558
Now it is time to bob
for apples!
290
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,560
[ Teachers cheer ]
You go first.
291
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,145
There you go.
292
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:09,818
Mrs. Howard, our parents
said we can't do that.
293
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,237
I understand.
294
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,072
And that is why
we are not going to
295
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,533
tell any
of our parents.
296
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,785
After all,
it's Halloween,
297
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,579
a day for deceit.
298
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:25,291
So shhhhh!
299
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,751
Actually, that was
just an excuse.
300
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,002
I don't want to do it.
301
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,171
Okay, fine.
Sit it out.
302
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,506
More apples
for the rest of us.
303
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,966
I don't
want to either.
304
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,175
Wait.
Why not?
305
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,927
Because the water
goes up my nose,
306
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,720
and it's gross,
and it's germy.
307
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,430
And we all just had
ringworm!
308
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,432
Come on.
This is gonna be fun!
309
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,519
It's a tradition.
My students have been doing this
310
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,813
since when I first
started teaching.
311
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,857
Yeah, but that was
like a thousand years ago.
312
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:52,068
Mr. Gregory's class did it
last year, and they had a blast.
313
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,528
Go ahead. Tell them
how much fun it was.
314
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,655
I didn't say anything
last year,
315
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,408
but I think
it's nasty.
316
00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,868
Okay. You're dressed
as a toilet, kid.
317
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,202
Which should tell you
how gross it is.
318
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,370
Okay, fine.
319
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,582
I will show you just
how much fun it can be.
320
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,917
Oh, wow.
Oh, she's going in.
321
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,503
[ Water splashes ]
Yeah! How do you like
them apples?
322
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,131
Don't come back up
'til you get all of 'em, Barb!
323
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,300
Whoo! [ Laughs ]
[ Students murmuring ]
324
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,759
[ All scream ]
325
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,012
See how much fun
this is, kids?
326
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,515
I'm gonna get one the next time.
[ Exhales sharply ]
327
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,558
[ Water splashes ]
Oh, sure,
328
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,351
let's just splash water
everywhere
329
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,812
in the only carpeted room
in the school.
330
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,063
[ Indistinct chatter ]
331
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,315
What is Melissa doing?
332
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,317
Hey, don't worry
about that, okay?
333
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,985
It's go time.
Okay. How do I look?
334
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,194
Like we're about to win
a costume contest.
335
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:35,987
Right?
Mm-hmm.
336
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,614
It's time for the pairs.
337
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,116
All my dynamic duos,
come on out.
338
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,577
Corn and Scarecrow,
339
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:45,747
Mr. DNA and
Mosquito Trapped in Amber,
340
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,416
and M-Ms. Schemmenti!
341
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,752
Ms. Schemmenti,
where's your partner?
342
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,921
I'm so glad you asked that,
Andrew.
343
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:59,093
Presenting Sweet Cheeks
and... Ms. Schemmenti!
344
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:02,972
[ Applause ]
345
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:06,059
Oh, my God!
I don't know who's who!
346
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,977
What?
It-- It's gimmicky.
347
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,270
Yeah, I mean,
it's derivative.
348
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,313
I've definitely
seen it before.
349
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,482
Right?
Where did she
get that wig?
350
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,734
And the winner is,
by unanimous decision,
351
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,529
without a doubt,
Ms. Schemmenti and Sweet Cheeks!
352
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,822
Excuse me?
353
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,450
[ Cheers and applause ]
354
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:26,829
Oh, my God. Oh my God.
Thank you so much.
355
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,456
It took me 14 hours to sew
356
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,917
this little pleather jacket,
and if we had lost,
357
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,754
I would have been in a really
dark place, so thank you.
358
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,922
Thanks so much, y'all.
359
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,507
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
360
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,384
Okay. But we would have
gotten second, right?
361
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,635
No, you wouldn't have.
362
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:41,970
The scarecrow and the corn
had it in the bag.
363
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,222
What can we say?
364
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,682
It lacks a certain
je ne sais quoi.
365
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,600
Oh, yeah,
says the goat.
366
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,812
That's right.
The GOAT, Muhammad Ali.
367
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:54,399
Oh.
368
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,942
That's really good.
Yeah, that's very good.
369
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,278
That's very good.
Andrew,
that's very creative.
370
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,280
Our next category is
unpopular teachers
371
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,324
that insisted on
participating anyway.
372
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,786
[ Scattered applause ]
We've got...
373
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,746
Y'all see 'em.
374
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,540
Mr. Hill,
who are you supposed to be?
375
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,625
Oh, I'm, uh--
I'm-- I'm Pat Sajak.
376
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,918
Who's that?
377
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,336
Yeah. You guys probably
don't know him.
378
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,006
It's-- It's fine. I will take
my "L" expeditiously.
379
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,384
Of course they know him!
The man is an icon!
380
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,386
Okay, come on,
show of hands.
381
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:27,098
Who knows
Mr. Patrick Sajak?
382
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,267
Barb,
they don't know him.
383
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,185
We just need to jog
their memory.
384
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,730
Why is she
standing up?
No idea.
385
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,523
Come on, y'all!
386
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:39,193
Pulling up the TV tray
with a piping hot pot pie
387
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,195
to watch the Wheel!
388
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,531
It's an American tradition.
389
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,743
Like bobbing for apples.
Spin the wheel, Jacob.
390
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,286
Yep.
[ Chuckles awkwardly ]
391
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,621
Harder!
392
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,081
Ha, ha!
393
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,709
Oh, kids.
You don't know this?
394
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,210
It's probably because
he doesn't even host
395
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,045
"Wheel of Fortune"
anymore.
396
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,129
What you talking about, boy?
397
00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,797
Well, he's retired.
398
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,759
41 years. 8,000 'sodes.
He had a good run.
399
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,552
Well, what are they
going to do without him, huh?
400
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,721
Spin the wheel themselves?
Well, they always, uh--
401
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,056
Jacob, leave the stage
and come back
402
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,432
so that you can receive
the level
403
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,351
of applause and appreciation
that you deserve.
404
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,561
Okay.
Mm-hmm!
405
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,146
Barb, let's just
let this go,
406
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,355
and then later, we'll get
a drink with the kids.
407
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,774
I do not need a drink,
Melissa.
Okay.
408
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:22,111
I need these children
to recognize a cultural icon.
409
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,822
Yes! Ha, ha, ha!
410
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,616
[ Scattered muttering ]
411
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,786
I said clap
for Pat Sajak,
412
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,497
or Halloween
is canceled!
Oh.
413
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,123
[ Nervous applause,
audience murmuring ]
414
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,837
Oh!
415
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,297
Maybe I do need a drink.
416
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,090
Yeah.
Sorry.
417
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,470
[ "Freaks Come Out at Night"
by Whodini playing ]
418
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,931
♪
419
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,225
Hey!
[ Chuckles ]
420
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,227
This costume is itchy.
The last costume wasn't itchy.
421
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,895
I have no access
to my pockets.
422
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,397
So, we realized
that our original costumes
423
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,942
were going over
people's heads.
424
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,110
Too high brow.
Yeah.
425
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,694
So we stopped
at Spirit Halloween
426
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,695
and picked up
something else.
427
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,739
With these costumes,
428
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,074
which are actually
headass,
429
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,826
we have a chance of winning,
which we want to do.
430
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,328
Yeah, 'cause we want
people to look at us and go,
431
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,038
"They go good together."
Mm-hmm.
432
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:18,167
'Cause we do go get together,
like peanut butter and jelly.
433
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,669
GE&J.
434
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,295
[ Sighs ]
435
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,340
Oh! Peanut Butter,
Jelly!
436
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,008
Nom, nom, nom!
[ Laughs ]
437
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,051
Both:
[ Flatly ] Thank you.
438
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,052
I'm not even
a protein.
439
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,220
I'm basically
just candy.
440
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,388
I told you
we could switch.
441
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,806
No, it's fine,
it's fine.
442
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,307
How do I get
to my phone?
443
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,685
I don't know why not being able
to bob for apples
444
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,186
bothered me so much,
445
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,272
but it really did.
446
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,692
I don't know.
I-- I just don't know.
447
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,277
Barb, you lost
a tradition.
448
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,404
Yeah. That's right.
449
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,739
Okay. So, my family
used to barbecue on the lawn
450
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,783
of the old Coal and Iron
Police headquarters.
451
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,120
And then, one year,
a burning coal
452
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,664
mysteriously found its way
into the building,
453
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,499
and it burned down.
454
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:02,003
But the next year, we found
a new site to desecrate,
455
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,337
because that's
what you do.
456
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,131
Yeah, but I've been
bobbing since
457
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,674
before I can remember.
458
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:10,511
I was so good at it.
They used to call me Bob-ra.
459
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,097
[ Laughing ]
460
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,016
I'm not going to
forget this.
461
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,851
The day I stopped
doing something
462
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,561
I don't even
remember starting.
463
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,898
Well, tonight, we'll just
start a new tradition, okay?
464
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,358
'Cause we keep on pushing.
465
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,819
We adjust.
466
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,781
Yeah, 'cause things
never stop changing.
467
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,868
♪
468
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,620
Pat Sajak
reporting for duty.
469
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,663
Pat Sajak.
Pat Sajak.
470
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,290
Did you know--
Yeah, I-I know.
471
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,334
I know.
I know now, okay?
472
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,586
But not until after
I made the wheel.
473
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,087
And what am I supposed
to do with this thing?
474
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,048
Just, like, throw it out?
Look at the craftsmanship.
475
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:51,010
♪
476
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,721
Hi! Uh, peanut butter.
And jelly.
477
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,681
Peanut butter,
your tag's still on.
478
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,892
Really?
I don't-- Where?
479
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,854
I don't see it.
Oh, wait. Spin around.
Okay. Hold on.
480
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,440
Wait, wait.
Don't pop it.
481
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,109
Gregory, look at
that couple's costume.
482
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,780
Together:
Ash Wednesday.
483
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,906
That's headass.
484
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,325
It is.
485
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,828
Uh, we'd like to change
our submission, please.
486
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,497
[ Clears throat ]
Um, hey, what are you doing?
487
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,915
Look, look, look,
look, look.
488
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,625
We need to go back
to our original costumes.
489
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,460
But no one will get it.
We'll get it.
490
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,212
And that's all that
matters.
491
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,257
Look, as long as we are
in our own bubble together,
492
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,802
no one could ever pop it.
493
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,888
♪
494
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,223
So, can we change
our submission?
495
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,724
Imagine if I said no.
496
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,560
I'm going to be
Mr. DNA.
497
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,603
And I am going to be
a mosquito trapped in amber.
498
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,188
Whatever.
499
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,147
Did you write it down?
Did you write it down?
500
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,774
Yeah.
I'm writing it.
501
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,735
Okay.
502
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,488
All right, who wants to bob
for apple schnapps?
503
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,698
Yep. Two right here.
504
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,949
Right here,
right here.
505
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,742
Okay. There you go.
Thanks, sweetheart.
506
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,537
Okay. Come on, Bob-ra,
let's see what you got.
507
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,538
[ Muffled ] Ready?
508
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:03,416
♪
509
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,959
Whoo!
[ Giggles ]
510
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:08,087
Oh!
Oh, boo!
511
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,464
Are we still doing
nurses costumes?
512
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,092
Come on. That's not even
a sexy one. [ Chuckles ]
513
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,928
Melissa, I think that person
is an actual nurse.
514
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,097
I said what I said.
515
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,225
See, this could be
our new tradition.
516
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:21,976
Two more.
517
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,937
The next contestants are...
518
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,106
Uh, what?
[ Laughs ]
519
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,399
Oh, my God,
I don't even know.
520
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,318
I knew he wasn't gonna
write it down.
521
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,986
It's fine. I know.
Just go. Just go.
Why didn't he
write it down?
522
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,237
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's okay.
Look at this.
523
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,155
I mean,
you can tell that we--
No, no, no, no, no, no.
524
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,656
Hey.
Hi every--
Ow.
525
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,325
Oh.
[ Whispers ] I'm so sorry.
526
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,492
[ Both speaking indistinctly,
light laughter ]
527
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,328
You might
recognize us from
528
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:44,665
Steven Spielberg's masterpiece,
"Jurassic Park."
529
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,917
[ Awkward silence,
feedback ]
530
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,379
I'm the incredibly clever way
of providing exposition,
531
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,255
Mr. DNA.
532
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,673
He looks just like it.
533
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:57,428
And I-- I--
am a riveting plot device,
534
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,930
the mosquito
trapped in amber.
[ Chuckles ]
535
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:03,184
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
Okay.
536
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,769
Well, I love it!
537
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,395
Hear, hear!
538
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,564
Innovative.
Would you cut it out?
539
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,316
Janine: Thank you,
persons we don't know.
540
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,568
Okay, let's hear it
for the effort.
541
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,527
No!
542
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,404
[ Scattered applause ]
543
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,447
Okay. Who's next?
544
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,452
[ Crowd "Ooh"s ]
545
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,953
[ Chuckling ]
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
546
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:26,040
Next up, we have
Grace Jones with a sword!
547
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,002
I'm Blade, bitch.
[ Sword unsheathes ]
548
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,421
[ Cheers and applause ]
549
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,965
Shing!
Shing!
550
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,803
[ Applause continues ]
551
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,099
Who wants to bob
for more shots?
552
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,725
Oh, yes.
Right here.
553
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,686
I already paid for 'em.
Take one.
554
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,853
Get you one, Barbara.
555
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,896
You know,
I'm gonna head out.
556
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,523
What? Are you okay?
557
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,401
Oh, this has been fun.
I'm just a little tired.
558
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,027
Do you need me to walk
you to your car?
559
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,445
This sword
only looks fake.
560
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,698
[ Chuckles ] Thank you.
I'll be fine.
561
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,491
Okay.
You all get home safe, now.
562
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,201
We will.
563
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,204
Oh, my God,
Sweet Cheeks!
564
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,497
Look for Sweet Cheeks!
Look for him!
565
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,916
Hey, everybody,
look for a guinea pig!
566
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,167
It looks like me,
but little.
567
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,794
Can you see anything?
568
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,254
Nope. Wait a minute.
Never mind!
569
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,880
Didn't bring him!
As you were.
570
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,215
[ Laughter ]
571
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,968
I didn't bring him!
To Sweet Cheeks!
572
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,761
[ Cheering ]
573
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,888
Barbara: It certainly was
a different Halloween for me.
574
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,307
Tried a few new things.
575
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,393
That's the interesting thing
about traditions.
576
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,228
I mean,
the first time you do them,
577
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,397
it's just something
you're testing out.
[ Cheers and applause ]
578
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,065
There's something so beautiful
579
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,025
about unwittingly
discovering things
580
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:39,864
that will become so important
to you and those you hold dear.
581
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,282
On the bright side,
582
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,701
I heard that Pat Sajak
is going to be hosting
583
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,870
"Celebrity Wheel of Fortune,"
584
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,206
and, well, maybe I can replace
Vanna White.
585
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,292
What do you think?
586
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,588
Yeah,
but you're a ghost every year.
587
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,047
[ Indistinct chatter ]
588
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,175
Daywalker!
[ Hisses ]
589
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,011
[ Sword unsheathes ]
590
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,182
Bloodsuckers!
591
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,686
Shing!
592
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,354
Whoosh!
593
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,647
Aah!
594
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,734
Yaaah!
595
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,278
[ Laughter ]
596
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,613
All right.
See y'all at school tomorrow.
597
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,407
Aah!
598
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,454
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