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Hey, uh, the new golf course
up the street is apparently

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gonna have
AI swing assessments.

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Mnh. I'm not a fan of AI,
even in golf.

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I just think it's cheating.
Like, you should --
Aah! [ Grunts ]

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Oh, my God, Melissa!
Are you okay?!
[ Grunts ] I'm okay.

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Barbara: Girlfriend, no!
I'm okay. I'm fine.

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No, no. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good.
All right. All right.

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Look, no spill.
No problem.

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Has she always walked
with a limp?

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No, she has not.
Ohh. Ohh!

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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]

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♪♪

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Remember to do both sides
of your math sheet

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and ask your mom
if you need help.

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Yerr! Talent manager!
Long time, no see.

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I saw you this morning
when you dropped off Nick.

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True.
But you know what, man?

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The days are long, dude.
Mm.

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I ain't got no job.
You know how it is.

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I think that it's really cool,
by the way,

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that you drafted my son
for your class.

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Yeah, I had to give up
a couple

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future first-round picks
for him.

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Oh, so it's like
a rebuilding year.

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I'm kidding.

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Ah! You a funny dude.

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I like when you make
jokes like that.

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It's nice we get to
chop it up like this.

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I'll see you in one sleep,
dawg. All right?

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All right.
All right.

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All right, now.
All right, now.

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All right, now.
All right, now.

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All right, now.
All right, now.

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Thanks for helping me
with my math sheet, Mr. Eddie.

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Yeah. Of course, Jabari.
That's what I'm here for.

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Now, I know math
can be tricky,

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but I'm really proud of you
for sticking with it.

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I like your cup.
It has cool colors.

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Yeah?

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Well, then
you might like this pencil.

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Thanks, Mr. Eddie.
Mm-hmm.

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Hey, Jabari.

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Mom, look what
Mr. Eddie gave me.

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Wow! This is nice!
Did you say "thank you"?

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He did. He's really
great with that.

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Yes. He just loves being
in your class,

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and he just loves you.
Aww.

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You know, and I'm really
appreciative because,

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between you and I,
his daddy is a little...

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you know.

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Let's just say I'm happy
that he has you

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as a role model.

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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Look, it's nice to hear that
I'm making a positive impact.

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I used to underestimate it,

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but connecting with the students
is the best part of the job.

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[ Chuckles ]

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The smells are the worst.

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You just put everything...
[ Door opens ]

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[ Chuckles ] Oh, oh, oh!

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Are you good?

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Oh, yeah.
Never better.

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Okay.

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[ Grunts ]

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Oh, were you gonna
get coffee?

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'Cause I could
use a cup

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if you were gonna --

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You know what?
I'm good. I got it.

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Just, if you don't mind
grabbing my cup.

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And the pot of coffee.
And, uh, cream.

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And a little -- just a little
sugar and a spoon.

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And my cup's on
the middle shelf on the left.

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So you need help?

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No. I'm good.
I'm fine. Ah!

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Melissa, you are clearly worse
than you were yesterday.

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You need to go
to a doctor.
I'm fine.

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I just, you know -- It hurts
before I have my coffee.

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You're not fine.

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You slept on the couch
last night

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because you couldn't
make it upstairs.

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And I know that because
I heard you

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peel yourself off the plastic
this morning.

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I fell asleep watching
"Housewives", Jacob.

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Get off my back.

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It's okay to admit

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you busted your ass,
girl.

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If I fell like you did,
I'd be in the hospital.

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[ Chuckles ]
But I never slip.

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♪ I never fall ♪

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♪ A lot of hoes
gimme they number ♪

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♪ But I never call ♪

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♪ And that's all ♪

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It's a little early,
but, you know. Hey.

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Melissa, why don't you just
go to the doctor

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and get that
checked out?

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Melissa: What's a doctor
gonna do, Barb?

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Tell me I'm hurt,
treat my ailments,

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give me medicine
to feel better?

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Literally, yes.

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Okay, so I'm gonna pay
some schmuck an arm and a leg

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to tell me what's wrong
with my arm and my leg?

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You hurt
your arm, too?
Ow!

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That's a yes.

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Plus, you go to a doctor,

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they throw like 10
other diagnoses at you.

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You go in with a bad back,
you come out in a body bag

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with a bill
stapled to it.

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No thank you.

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[ Grunting ]

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Thank you, Mr. J.

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Looks like she gave up
on the coffee.

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Speaking of -- time to put
in cash for the new Keurig.

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Contribute to
your community.

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Being broke
is no excuse.

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Happy to.

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Ooh, this is crisp.
[ Chuckles ]

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You know, I-I would
if I had any cash to.

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Oh.
What's your deal?

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So, two weeks ago,
Barbara asked to borrow $5 cash

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so that she could tip
her nail lady.

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I had some on hand,
and she's my GOAT,

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so, boom, I lent it to her.

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No problem. [ Chuckles ]

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But she hasn't paid me back yet.
Problem.

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Why not just ask Barbara
for the money back?

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It's just five bucks.

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Exactly.

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It'll just make me look
cheap and petty.

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Besides,
it's the principle.

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I would never forget
if I owed somebody money.

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Well, that's interesting
because you owe me $300.

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And guess what --
I think about that every day.

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Okay.

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Hey, really good job today,
Jabari.

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But remember to work
on your short "A" sounds

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like hat, fan, tap --

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Dad!
Yeah.
That's -- That's one, too.

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Oh, yeah. Got it.

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Hey.
You Gregory Eddie?

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Yeah.
I'm Darnell,
Jabari's dad.

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Nice to meet you,
Darnell.

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Yeah, nice to
meet you, too.

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I heard you gave
my son a pencil.

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Yeah, it was one of the ones
I had just lying around,

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and he really liked
the colors, so...
Cool. Yeah.

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No, his mom says
he likes you a lot...

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that y'all like
to chitchat all day.

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Yeah, I mean, it's --
it's more teaching

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than anything, but --

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Just heard you were giving out
pencils and whatnot.

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I-I didn't really understand
what was going on.

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Just trying to make sense
of the situation.

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Mm-hmm.

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Look, maybe we should,
uh, start over,

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maybe have a conversation
when Jabari's not here.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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You don't get to decide
what my son can see.

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He can handle a little
tough talk.

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He's seen worse.

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We watch "Power"
together all the time.

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Uh, okay.

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Well, he shouldn't be
watching that.

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I'm sorry. Are you saying
I'm not a good dad?

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No, no, no.
Look, I-I hear you, okay?

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What can I do
to fix this?

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Cut the chitchat.

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Don't give the boy no pencils.
Period.

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Got it.

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Okay.
Let's go.

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We out.
I guess I'll give
him pens, then.

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I'm sorry. You mumble
something, playa?
No, mnh-mnh.

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No. Yeah, you definitely
said something

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to that camera
over there.

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See, you think
you Deadpool.

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Look, I don't really know
what's going on, okay?

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See, we just met for the first
time and I'm not --

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So now I'm a deadbeat?
No, I'm not --

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Now I'm a deadbeat?
I'm not saying that at all.

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I think what we need is
a little parent/teacher night.

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Great. Let me just real quick
check my schedule.

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Parent/teacher fight night.

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What?

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I'm gonna kick
your ass.

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Today, I gotta
get a haircut.

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But tomorrow, 3:00 p.m.,
outside, me and you.

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Bring the heat.
And don't bring no pencils.

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Let's go, Jabari.
We out.

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Tell me, was he hinting or...
No, he was pretty clear.
He wants to whoop my ass.

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Who's getting
their ass whooped?
Gregory.

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'Bout time.
I mean, no one.

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A parent wants
to fight me.

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Ooh, a parent
wants to do what?
Fight me.

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You remember Jabari's dad
from your class?

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Oh, that young man is
a piece of work.

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What, like a s-strong
piece of work?

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You know, this happens
often with the male teachers.

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Especially when
the father isn't around much.

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They feel threatened,
so they want to threaten.

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Well, I'm obviously not gonna
fight a student's dad, okay?

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I'm not some
uncivilized ruffian.

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Why would you even say it
like that?

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That's the kind of talk

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that makes people want
to beat your ass.

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[ Whispers ]
You know he's gonna lose.

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[ Scoffs ]
Duh.

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But I'm opening this up
for bets regardless.

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Melissa: Hey! You guys talkin'
fights and bets without me?

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I'm on my way.
Don't close the books.

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There isn't gonna
be a fight.

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Darnell was probably
just having a bad day.

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His name is Darnell?

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Darnell vs. Gregory!

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Name wise,
he's a clear winner.

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You going
with Gregory?

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I thought we settled on
the Baltimore Bobcat?

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Look,
he's all talk, okay?

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Who -- Who -- Who --
Who postpones a fight
to get a haircut first?

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Nothing more dangerous than a
Black man with a fresh haircut.

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You are cooked.

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Oh, we hanging outside
of Janine's classroom now?

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Guys,
put it in the Slack.

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No, a parent wants to fight
Gregory.

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A West Philly Darnell wants
to fight Gregory.

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[ Gasps ] That's how
"Fresh Prince" began.

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We can't lose Gregory
to Bel-Air.

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He can't afford it.
Okay, look.
Enough.

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There isn't
gonna be a fight.

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Then why even tell us
about it?

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I wasn't.
I was talking to Janine.

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Ever heard of
former welterweight champion

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Milton "Iceman" McCrory?

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No.
Good.

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Training starts tomorrow.

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Look, I just think
maybe you should really...
Training.

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Training is
a good idea.

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Hey, guys. I go-- Wait up.

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Come on, come back.
Start over.

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Ow.

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[ Door opens ]

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Top of the morning,
Abbott Elementary.

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How you doin'?

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What, you went bionic overnight
or something?

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Or something!

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00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,925
Who is ready to have
a great day?

245
00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,885
Whoa.
Coffee. Coffee?

246
00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,429
You look great.
So you went to the doctor?

247
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,431
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went to the doctor.

248
00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,225
Dr. Feel Good, M.D.

249
00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,185
Incredibly redundant,
but go on.

250
00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,020
I found some painkillers
at the house,

251
00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,981
and I am feeling
brand spankin' new, kids.

252
00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,233
Those are mine.
Look.

253
00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,736
[ Scoffs ] For Jacob Hill
from 2014,

254
00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,989
when he/I got his/my
wisdom teeth pulled,

255
00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,118
and now he/I
is/am pretty miffed.

256
00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,161
Ooh.
Melissa!

257
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,996
These are way past
expired.

258
00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,040
Eh, they still work
if you double 'em up.

259
00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,001
And now, because
I am feeling so good,

260
00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,546
I am gonna go for
that fancy sugar.

261
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,839
[ Laughs ]

262
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,007
Ew!

263
00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,176
No!
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name!

264
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,178
Ugh. Looks like
a rotten plum.

265
00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,139
Melissa, that needs
medical attention.

266
00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,224
You might feel good, but we
don't, looking at that ankle.

267
00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,268
God, that's horrible.
Okay!

268
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,229
God! I will
go see the nurse.

269
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,314
Just get off my case.

270
00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,524
And leave the pills.

271
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,401
[ Huffs ]

272
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,156
Mm-mm-mm.

273
00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:54,409
Well, it is feeling
like a pretzel kind of day. Yes.

274
00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,829
Well.
Oh, heck, that's a five.

275
00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,540
Well, darn.
That's another five.

276
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,624
Another one.

277
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,668
Come on now.
One, two, three, four.

278
00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:04,878
Five singles.

279
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,212
God is good.

280
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,630
Well, okay,
so for those following,

281
00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,258
that's, uh, two fives
and then five ones,

282
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,801
which is 15,

283
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,261
three times
the amount of five.

284
00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,221
Very good, Janine,
quick math.

285
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,056
Your students are lucky
to have you.

286
00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,893
Yes, they are.
Ooh.

287
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,312
I'll make you them chicken
tenders and that mac 'n cheese.

288
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,354
Good morning, Jabari.

289
00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,522
Hey, Lisa, can I talk to you
for a second?

290
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,357
Yeah.
Go to your seat, baby.

291
00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,692
All right.

292
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,611
Hey, so I met Jabari's father
yesterday.

293
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,614
Mm.
He seems to have
something against me.

294
00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,366
Um, I was wondering
if either you or Jabari

295
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,243
mentioned me
around him.

296
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,329
Around Darnell?
Please, Mr. Eddie.

297
00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,497
We barely even talk.

298
00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,956
Except I was telling him

299
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,000
how kind and understanding
you are with Jabari.

300
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,252
And how much Jabari loves
and respects you.

301
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,962
And matter of fact,
I did mention

302
00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,215
how much of a good role model
you are for Jabari

303
00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,801
and how much you'd be
a really good role model
for Darnell, too.

304
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,761
And then I called him a scrub
and Jabari was like,

305
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,013
"Mm-hmm. True."

306
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,973
Yeah, the threats make
a little bit more sense. Yup.

307
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,600
Oh, my God.
Did he threaten to fight you?
Mm-hmm.

308
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,937
That is classic Darnell.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

309
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,188
He is always tryna
start stuff.

310
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,606
No need to apologize.

311
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,483
I'm just relieved to know

312
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:09,859
he's not actually planning
to fight me.

313
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,694
Oh, no, no, no.
He gonna fight you.

314
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:12,904
That's what he gonna do.

315
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,405
He's always tryna
start stuff successfully.

316
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,824
So he gonna hit you
with a couple body blows.

317
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:16,950
Then he'll be good.

318
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,493
You're gonna wanna guard
the back of your head.

319
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,620
All right, Jabari,
I love you, baby. Be good.

320
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,248
Wow.
So, I heard all of that.

321
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,041
What I need you to know is,
as a fellow educator,

322
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,794
I got your back, brother,
okay?

323
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,838
Unless he, like,
real tall

324
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,340
and got, like,
a veiny neck and a chainsaw arm.

325
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:36,136
I don't need backup, okay?
I can take him.

326
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,513
I'm also not gonna fight
a student's dad.

327
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,974
Gregory, denial is not gonna
protect those cheekbones, okay?

328
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,892
We gotta come up with a plan.
Were you eavesdropping?

329
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,937
And I'm glad he was because we
really need to face facts here.

330
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,230
This guy might really
want to hurt you.

331
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,606
Why all y'all
in my classroom?

332
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,816
Greg, we're coming up with
a plan to save your life.

333
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,234
Keep up.

334
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,569
I can come in here
whenever I want.

335
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,195
Now, before the fight,
I'm gonna come at you

336
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,072
disguised
as a roguish assailant.

337
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,409
You kick my ass, and then
Jabari's dad will think twice

338
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,785
before a round of fisticuffs
with you, killer.

339
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,120
Yeah.
Yes.

340
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,371
So it's settled.
We gonna jump Jacob.

341
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,623
There isn't going
to be a fight.

342
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:12,172
Right?
No, of course not.

343
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:16,676
But maybe you just leave
your class five minutes early

344
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,845
every day for the rest
of the year to be safe.

345
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,388
The kids are
resilient.

346
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,223
Look, I'm not running away
before school's over,

347
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,184
but I'm also
not going to fight.

348
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,478
R-Right.
Right.

349
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:31,482
But if there is a fight,
I will show up for you,

350
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,109
and I'll bring
CSI and Miami.

351
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,319
Okay, Gregory doesn't
need backup.

352
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,653
He's really strong.

353
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,155
Okay, well,
fight me then.

354
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,073
There you are. I've been waiting
at the Rocky steps all morning.

355
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,700
Coulda text me
or something.

356
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,119
Eat these.
We got beef to pound.

357
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,078
Yeah. So what
you gonna do --

358
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,830
Get out.
All right.

359
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,707
Oh.
That's interesting.

360
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,834
What? My heart?
What's wrong with it?

361
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,545
I can't be sure,
but it sounds like

362
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,715
you need to go to a doctor
and stop wasting my damn time.

363
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,008
Oh, not this again.

364
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,010
You are falling apart.
What do you want me to do?

365
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,471
Call your mama
and send you home?

366
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,597
Yeah, I'd love
to go home.

367
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,890
You need
to go to a doctor

368
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,391
before you exacerbate
these injuries

369
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,061
or cause more
from overcompensating.

370
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,687
Eh,
what do you know?

371
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,230
[ Gasps ] Oh, my back!

372
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,316
Oh.

373
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,109
I think you need
this more than me.

374
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,781
That...

375
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,825
Hey, Barbara.
[ Laughs ] Hey.

376
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,702
I just wanted to come in here
and keep you updated

377
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,204
on the latest technology.

378
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,289
[ Laughs ]

379
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,708
Have you heard of
a new enterprise called Venmo?

380
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,086
It was really eating at me to
watch Barbara eat those pretzels

381
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,213
while she still owes me $5.

382
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,381
And she didn't even
offer me any,

383
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,633
which is crazy
because I love pretzels.

384
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,218
Famously.

385
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,303
They're cute,
a little twisted...

386
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,806
and salty like me
when I've been wronged.

387
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,641
So I'm gonna fix this.

388
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,268
I know all about MenVo,
Janine.

389
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,603
Sometimes I send Melissa
a few dollars

390
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,314
and an emoji
just to say hello.

391
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,650
And other times,
I send Gerald a penny emoji

392
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,569
and a penny just to say
"a penny for your thoughts."

393
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,655
Mm-hmm.
[ Laughs ] Okay.

394
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,699
You know you can send emojis
for free, right?

395
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,660
I did not.
Hmm.

396
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,955
You know, if you wanted to
send anyone else money on there,

397
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,748
you could.

398
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,667
[ High-pitched ]
Are we friends on Venmo?

399
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,085
[ Normal voice ] Because you'll
never guess my username.

400
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:17,296
It's Janine Teagues,
and I'm wearing, you know, this

401
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,632
in the little profile picture
'cause it's a picture of me.

402
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,302
So if you wanted to look for it
or anything.

403
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,636
Oh.
[ Snaps fingers ]

404
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,972
Thank you
for reminding me.

405
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:30,435
I meant to send my church
a praise hands emoji and $100

406
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,271
because tithing
has gone digital.

407
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,647
Won't He digitally
do it?

408
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,734
[ Both laugh ]

409
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,777
[ FaceTime ringing ]

410
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,196
Hey, son.
Hey, Dad.

411
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,323
Um, look,
I need some advice.

412
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,825
Well, you caught me at work.
I'm on my break.

413
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,368
What's going on?

414
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:51,873
So one of my students
has a parent that, um...

415
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,584
wants to get into
a physical altercation with me.

416
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,961
What? That absolutely
should not happen.

417
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,839
Thank you. That is what I've
been saying this whole time.

418
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,507
You're this kid's teacher,

419
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,010
and grown adults
should not be fighting anyway.

420
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,637
Exactly. I-I feel like I've been
living in the Twilight Zone.

421
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:09,223
Eddie men
do not fight.

422
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,851
Right.
But we do fight back.

423
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,604
Huh?
You can't just stand there
and get your ass beat.

424
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,482
If he swings first,
it's on!

425
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,443
Parent of a student or not,
you put your hip into it

426
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,944
like this right here.

427
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,447
You know, down goes Frazier!
Like I taught you.

428
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,908
Down goes Frazier!
Yes, sir!

429
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,576
[ School bell rings ]
All right, Dad,
I gotta go.

430
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,912
Call me back and tell me
how you won, son.

431
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,455
[ Laughs ]

432
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,665
Mwah! [ Laughs ]
Like that right there!

433
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,834
Ding, ding, ding.
Time to fight.

434
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,799
Wow. Two no shows?
In the event of a cancellation,

435
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,966
the house keeps the money.

436
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,593
Ooh, I think that's him
right there.

437
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,553
Yeah, that's him.
He got that mad walk.

438
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,098
My bad, y'all.
Parking is crazy around here.

439
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,058
Oh, yeah. It's that golf course
up the street, ain't it?

440
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,851
Yeah, you heard they building
houses, too?

441
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,645
I bet we ain't gonna see
the inside of 'em. [ Laughs ]

442
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,646
I know that's right.

443
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,731
Oh. There he is.

444
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,650
Come on down,
Playboy.

445
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,652
[ Crowd murmurs ]
Uh-huh.

446
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,195
Janine: Gregory, you don't
have to do this.
[ Knuckles crack ]

447
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,738
It's not up to him,
sweetheart.

448
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,032
Did you hear the tenor
of those knuckle cracks?

449
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,867
That is
a man determined.

450
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,410
You showed up today.

451
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,455
That is so brave
and, honestly, so attractive.

452
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,375
No. Look, you need to go.
He's gonna kill you.

453
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,918
Look, he knows
where I work, okay?

454
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,837
I'm just trying
to put an end to this.

455
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,839
And don't worry.
I'm going with Jacob's plan.

456
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:23,923
That makes me
worry even more.

457
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,383
I'm desperate here.

458
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,176
Hey, Gregory Eddie!

459
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,679
Yeah.

460
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,932
I heard you've been
talking trash...

461
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,643
...about gay people.

462
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,811
Whoa!
What?

463
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,021
No, no, no.
Just -- Just go with it.

464
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,898
No, no, break character.
No, stop!
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

465
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,233
First you cross me.

466
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,485
Now I'm hearing tell
of homophobia.

467
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,404
Gregory.
Janine!

468
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,281
I didn't know, I d--
I'm not. I'm not.
I'm really --

469
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,032
You got regressive views,
Gregory.

470
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,367
That's not cool, man.

471
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,619
We think my cousin's
cousin might be gay.

472
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:57,165
Now I gotta beat your ass
for me, for Jabari,

473
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,750
for him,
and for Frank Ocean.

474
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,086
[ Gasps ]

475
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,671
Hey! Move it!
The fight has started.

476
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,589
They skipped the
weigh-in.

477
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,048
Okay. I'm coming.

478
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,676
[ Winces ]

479
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,053
Okay. I'm coming.

480
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,181
I'm right behind ya,
Mr. J.

481
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,557
I'm...

482
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,267
I'm getting there.
[ Grunts ]

483
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:18,895
All right,
I got your back, man.

484
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,272
Now open up,
say, "Ahh."

485
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,315
I put six Capri-Sun
in here.

486
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,983
All different flavors.
I'm good.

487
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,902
When you gonna
let me in, man?

488
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,572
[ Grunts ] I'm coming.
I'm coming.

489
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:30,865
All right, gang,
it's on and poppin'.

490
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,867
Any last-minute action?

491
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,912
Oh!
I got five on it.

492
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,539
Really?
Here, buddy.

493
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,457
Feel better, now?

494
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,958
Somewhat.

495
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,628
Wait up!

496
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,296
Ow!

497
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,548
No bets less than $10,
you paupers!

498
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,966
Shoot. I'm short.

499
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,593
Yeah.

500
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,720
Janine, can I borrow
that five, please?

501
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:58,351
Thank you.
There you are.

502
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,977
You really need to learn
boundaries, Janine.

503
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,062
Mm-hmm.

504
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,981
No.
Yeah, I see the pattern.

505
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,733
But it's Barbara.

506
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,777
Don't let 'em start without me!

507
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,030
Okay. Okay. All right.

508
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,199
Just three steps.
Come on, you can do it.

509
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,784
No biggie.

510
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,786
Ahhh!

511
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,162
I need to go to the doctor.

512
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,206
All right,
let's get this over with.

513
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,999
Jabari think I'm
in the bathroom.

514
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,251
He gonna think I fell in.

515
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,759
You know what, Darnell?

516
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,303
You can hit me
if you need to.

517
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,180
But I'm not
gonna fight you.

518
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,307
What?
Forfeit is crazy.

519
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,725
At least get disqualified.

520
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,646
I get it. You upset.
But we both on Team Jabari.

521
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,776
Yeah. So?
So we fight each other
right now

522
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,736
we're no longer
on the same team.

523
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,488
Now, Jabari is doing
extremely well

524
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,657
and that's partly because I'm
a real good teacher to him.

525
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,576
But if I hit you, I become
something else to him entirely.

526
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,078
And I'm not willing
to let that happen.

527
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,997
So you do
what you gotta do.

528
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,291
Go ahead.
Sucker-punch him.

529
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,717
You know what?
I'mma be the bigger man.

530
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,804
But just know, if Jabari's
grades start slipping,

531
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:21,475
I'm coming back up here,
I'm gonna beat your ass.

532
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,685
All right?

533
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,395
All right.

534
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,606
All right.

535
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,234
I'll see y'all at
report card pick up.

536
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,944
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.

537
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,322
I feel, like, so alive.

538
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,324
I mean, nothing gets me
more fired up

539
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,367
than nonviolent conflict
resolution.

540
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,827
Yeah, you better run.

541
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,953
I do-- I don't think
he can hear you.

542
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:41,954
Yeah.
Thank goodness.

543
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,039
Well, look at that.

544
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,291
Talent manager.
Conflict manager.

545
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,210
That boy do it all.
Good job, man.

546
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,504
Now, uh, which one of y'all
has seen my son?

547
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,008
Just kidding.
He is right here...

548
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,009
in my heart.

549
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,260
Where is he?
Karate class.

550
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,261
Okay.

551
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,680
The house wins.
[ Chuckles ]

552
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,141
Don't make those faces.
We just paid for the Keurig.

553
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,185
Oh! All right.

554
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,770
Not bad.

555
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,648
Whoa.
Gregory: Whoa, Melissa.

556
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,983
You okay?
Yeah.
Grade 2 ankle sprain,

557
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,110
wrist bruise,
knee abrasion.

558
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,487
So, yeah, like I said,
no biggie.

559
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,072
Glad I got it checked out.
[ Grunts ]

560
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,324
Ooh, wee!
[ Laughs ]

561
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,285
Net positive?
I'll take it.

562
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,787
Uh-huh.
Yeah. [ Laughs ]

563
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,163
All right.
I should get to class.

564
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,539
Have a good day.
You too.

565
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,791
And if anyone else

566
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,418
tries to fight you,
you tell me, all right?

567
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,128
Remember I showed you
those pressure points?

568
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,213
Oh, yeah, I remember.

569
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,589
I was passed out for like
two hours.

570
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,091
I know you were faking it.
You're a terrible actor.

571
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,594
Janine: Gregory is not just
a good teacher.

572
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,389
He's a good man.

573
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,557
I'm happy he didn't fight.

574
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,686
Although he could have taken him
if it came down to it.

575
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,646
Have I mentioned he's strong?

576
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,440
Like so strong.
[ Chuckles ]

577
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,983
Good morning, Mr. Eddie.

578
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,902
Good morning.
Welcome, Jabari.

579
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,487
Go to your seat, baby.

580
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,407
You know, I heard
you diffused Darnell.

581
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,950
That couldn't have
been easy.

582
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,035
You know, Jabari's last teacher
swung on him.

583
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,204
His last teacher?
Mm-hmm.

584
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,123
Oh, Barbara?

585
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,999
Yep.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

586
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,712
But don't worry.
He doesn't know what happened.

587
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,797
[ Sighs ] Good.

588
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,133
These kids are really lucky
to have you.

589
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,135
Bye, Mr. Eddie.

590
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,720
Bye, baby.
Bye.

591
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,012
Be good.
Okay.

592
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,268
I used the pencil
to do my math homework.

593
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,228
Oh, yeah.
Let's take a look at it.

594
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,399
Okay. Yeah.
Number three is wrong.

595
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,152
But it's okay. That's why
pencils have erasers.

596
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,528
Okay,
I'll try again.

597
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,779
Okay.

598
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:42,324
Connecting
with your students...

599
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,285
is still the best part
of the job.

600
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:50,583
Melissa, I am so proud of you
for finally going to the doctor.

601
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,002
Yeah, now I just gotta
get him to leave me alone.

602
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,336
"Book
your next appointment.

603
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,297
Make sure you keep weight
off your leg.

604
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,049
Quit taking
other people's meds."
That was me this morning.

605
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,801
What, did he tell you
the same thing?
Oh, she's going down!

606
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,721
Oh! Oh!
Sweet Jesus!

607
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,389
Oh!
[ Laughs ]

608
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,932
Y'all must have forgot I'm me.
[ Chuckles ]

609
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,726
Respect, respect.
Oh, Jesus.

610
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,394
Impressive, impressive.
Jacob: Oh, my...

611
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,188
I told y'all, I never slip.
[ Chuckles ]

612
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,565
Reflexes like a cat owned
by Jackie Chan, baby.

613
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:17,610
[ Chuckles ] But, um, yeah.
Were they in shock?

614
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,654
Good. 'Cause I'm not gonna lie.
That hurt like hell.

615
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,072
[ Chuckles ]
[ Door opens ]

616
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,579
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