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[ Thunder rumbles ]

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Mm. Vision.
I love it.

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Lil Uzi Vert.

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I'd be sure to throw away
all my trash today.

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Oh, right. Of course.

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Ant season?

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Ghost season.

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[ Laughs ]

9
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That's funny.

10
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Nothing funny about it,
playboy.

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The janitor used to work
right here...

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spent his days
picking up trash.

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Was good at it, too.

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But he couldn't
stop people

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from leaving
their trash everywhere.

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And it haunted him
till the day he died

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mysteriously on Halloween,
right here,

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in the very basement
of this school.

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What?

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Every Halloween,
if you listen closely,

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you can hear the wheels
of his mop bucket

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rolling down there.

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[ Thunder crashes ]

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Ohh!

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Happy Halloween,
Gregory.

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Or, uh [chuckles]
should I say...

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
from "Airplane!"?

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No, he's my friend Steve.
You'll meet him.

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N-No,
I'm Sully Sullenberger.

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Chesley Burnett Sullenberger?

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A.K.A. the pilot who landed
the plane on the Hudson River?

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Ooh, ooh!
Guess mine.

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The Hamburglar?

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Clearly,
you're wage theft.

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Ah! Exactly!

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[ Thunder rumbles ]

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So that's the costume
you get?

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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]

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♪♪

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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Happy Halloween, y'all!

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Reap the whirlwind of Storm!
[ Thunder rumbles ]

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Look at all these
bee-autiful costumes.

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Hey, baby!

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Oh, I love Halloween.

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Best holiday -- by far.

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Disguises, crime, lookin' hot?

48
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These are my specialties.

49
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We're both
Scarlet Witch!

50
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We look exactly the same.
[ Laughs ]

51
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Yeah, I don't know
about exact.

52
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I started working on my costume
in July.

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So did I! Look.
[ Chuckles ]

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That costume is trash.

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Oh, look, Mr. Johnson,
he's you!

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That's pretty cute.

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But I didn't approve
my likeness rights.

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You better lawyer up,
kid.

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Let's play
the mirror game.

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Or you know what?

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They turned the library
into a haunted house,

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and they're keeping
all the candy in there

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till the end of the day

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when they hand it out
to the kids,

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so why don't you go in there
and guard the candy?

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Doesn't that
sound like fun?

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That sounds super boring.

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You said you didn't want to play
the mirror game,

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but it honestly
feels like we are.

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It's crazy.

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Ah.

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Black Frank Abagnale Jr.!

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Uh -- Uh-oh.

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Somebody's going hard
in the paint.

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Bewm, bewm, beww!
[ Laughs ]

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That is the best
and maybe only

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James Harden costume
I've ever seen.

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[ Laughs ] Thank you.

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Oh, my God.
Did you see Jacob's costume?

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He's wage theft.

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I guessed it
on the first try.

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Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.

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That is a good costume.
Thank you.

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Yes, millennial
Tuskegee airman.

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I love that.

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"Red Tails"?
So underrated.

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Oh! Ooh.

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[ Ball bouncing ]

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Ha-ha! Got him. [ Laughs ]

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I knew he was a regular Tuskegee
airman, not a millennial one.

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Did you see his face?

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Where is it?

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Oh.

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Ooh, she a basketball fan.
[ Laughs ] I am.

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Hey, Amber.

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What are you dressed as?
A bad bitch.

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Oh, language.

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Okay, see you later.

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Good morning, everyone.

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Janine?

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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. Erika?

102
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I haven't seen you
since high school.

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I know!

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It's been forever!
I know.

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Last time I saw you
was at our graduation party.

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Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
You brought
"Trivial Pursuit."

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Yes, and people had fun
playing it

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in between
illegal drinking.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, well, I guess my nephew's
in your class.

111
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He's dressed
as Baby Thanos.

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I'm helping my sister
with dropoff this week.

113
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How are you doing,
though?

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I saw on Facebook
you and Tariq broke up.

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He made a memorial page for your
relationship and everything.

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Yeah, I asked him
not to do that.

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Um, but, yeah, I'm --
I'm doing fine.

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Just had to take
a step back...

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Oh, oh.
...sorry...

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It's okay.
...from the relationship.

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No, it's okay.
Yeah.

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Oh! Did you hear about Malik
and Brandy's party tonight?

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You going?
I was invited,

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but they were always
more of Tariq's friends.

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Oh, all right.
Yeah.

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Well, my girl Michelle

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throwing a Halloween party
tonight, too.

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You should come through!
Oh, no board games.

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[ Chuckles ] Thank you,
um, but, you know,

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I-I actually have plans
already.

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Okay.
Yeah.

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Cool.

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Erika's super nice
from what I remember,

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but I just don't know her
that well.

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And I won't know anyone
at that party.

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And I really do
have plans tonight.

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I put up a camera to try to keep
kids from egging my house,

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and, as of this morning,
it has not worked.

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But maybe tonight.

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You busy, it's cool.
Yeah.

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Whoa, whoa, Louis, hey!
Baby Thanos!

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No candy until the end
of the day.

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Oh, my bad.

144
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I passed out the little
candy bags we made,

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but I'll take 'em back.

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Okay.

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But it's Halloween!

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We should be able to have
candy whenever we want!

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Oh.
Ooh.

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That boy loves his candy.

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Yeah, well, we try to wait
until the end of the day

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to pass out candy,
you know?

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Make sure the parents have
to deal with the sugar rushes.

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Oh, okay. And that's why
I'm glad to be the aunt.

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[ Both laugh ]

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Thank you.

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Oh, and can you
give this to Gregory?

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To Mr. Eddie?
Mm-hmm.

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Something special in it.

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Oh, my God, drugs?

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No.

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Now that's a bad bitch.

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I know. Every morning.
She looks amazing.

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Even Mondays.
Does she take Pilates?

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I don't know.

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[ Bubbling ]

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[ Evil laughter ]

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Hey, Ashley.

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Got more candy
for the stash.

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I'm so bored.

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This is hell.

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'Kay.

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Oh, hey, Ron Burgundy.

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Oh, look at you --
you shaved.

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Look, I got this bag of candy
from Joel and Carolina's mom.

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She wanted me
to give it to you.

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Maybe she wants you to get
a cavity or something.

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Oh. That's nice of her,
but no thanks.

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I truly hate candy
unless it's 96% cacao.

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Uh, but you can hang on to that,
and I'll tell her thank you.

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Okay.

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Well, thank you to your
donation to my mouth.

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Sorry, no.

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Ooh, Werther's!

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"Here's a little extra
something sweet."

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♪♪

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[ Evil laughter ]

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♪♪

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Am I going to steal this candy?

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We shall see.

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[ Thunder crashes ]

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Okay.
So, what did we learn?

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Don't go to Salem.
Or Boston.

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You know what?
Just skip the whole state.

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[ Children shouting ]
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

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Guys, what has gotten
into you today?

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Gu-- Come on.

198
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They're really
on one today.

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[ Thunder crashes ]

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Venus: Ava, could you please
come out here?

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-No. Stop right now.
-I said have a seat.

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Man: You know you're not
supposed to be doing that.

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What the...?

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[ Children shouting ]

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[ Candy squishes ]

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Witch!
[ Thunder crashes ]

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No candy until the end
of the day.

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Enjoy the haunted house.

209
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Hello?

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Where's the candy
that's supposed to be here?

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Oh, hey.
The candy's right --

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[ Evil laughter ]

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Oh, dang.

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Where'd the candy go?
[ Chuckles ]

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Guys, what is going on?

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[ Children shouting ]

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Where did you get this?

218
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What is in your mouth?

219
00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:06,269
[ Shouting continues ]

220
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What is going on?!

221
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What? What the -- What?

222
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Oh!

223
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What does it look like,
boy?

224
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They got
into the candy bag!

225
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Hey, watch it!

226
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Need to get my deposit
back on this.

227
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What the hell
is happening?!

228
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It was her.

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She's too absorbed
looking at that damn phone

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she let the candy
get stolen.

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Alleged phone,
alleged candy.

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Well, I saw those bags.

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That's two Halloweens'
worth of candy.

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How did they even pass it out
so fast?

235
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Yeah, and what kid shares candy
on Halloween?

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We're dealing with
a real sicko here.

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The important thing to focus on
is that no one person

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is to blame,
except of course the thief.

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Because, in a way, I've been
robbed, when you think about it.

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We need to find
who took the candy.

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We'll get to that,
but firstly, there's no way

242
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we can teach these children
when they are like this.

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They need to burn
that energy off.

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They can't go outside,
it's raining.

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It's --
Hey!

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Little gremlins!

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Free recess in the gym!

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[ Shouting stops ]

249
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I'm one of those people where
chaos really affects my mood,

250
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so I'm just gonna call it a day.

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[ Children shouting ]

252
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,506
What are you doing?
Let me show you how it's done.

253
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Truth zone?

254
00:09:17,507 --> 00:09:18,641
I'm feeling
a little conflicted

255
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,661
about the constitutionality
of stop and frisk, okay?

256
00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:24,664
All right.
Let's remove your hat, bear.

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I feel like Eric Adams.

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Okay.

259
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Melissa: All right,
that's the last of them.

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Now to put this candy
contraband someplace safe.

261
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:36,726
Oh, I have a human-sized sa--
uh, a, uh --

262
00:09:36,726 --> 00:09:39,679
a safe that's bigger than
a breadbox in one of my closets.

263
00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:40,930
Ava: Wait.
How big is it?

264
00:09:40,930 --> 00:09:42,849
I've been looking for a safe
place to keep my other safes.

265
00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:45,685
Oh. Look, you two
guard the door,

266
00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:46,803
make sure the kids
don't leave,

267
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,555
and we will be right back.

268
00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,256
Janine: Okay.

269
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,042
[ Sighs ]
[ Clears throat ]

270
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,811
You know, when I woke up
this morning,

271
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:55,995
I did not expect my day
to include

272
00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:58,615
patting down the students
for candy.
[ Chuckles ]

273
00:09:58,615 --> 00:10:00,433
Oh! That reminds me.

274
00:10:00,717 --> 00:10:02,519
[ Both chuckle ]

275
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,855
Um,
so Joel and Carolina's mom

276
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,608
left that for you in the bag
of candy you didn't want.

277
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,642
Oh, thanks.

278
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,628
Mm-hmm.

279
00:10:11,628 --> 00:10:13,563
Her phone number.

280
00:10:13,563 --> 00:10:15,381
Yeah.
Nice.

281
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,516
Yeah.

282
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,534
Good penmanship.

283
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,601
Yeah.
Yeah.

284
00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:20,753
Yeah. Guess she has a thing
for Kevin Hart

285
00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:21,821
in "Soul Plane."
[ Laughs ]

286
00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,523
One, he did not play
a pilot in that.

287
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,558
Two, we, as a society,
do not talk

288
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,727
about Sully Sullenberger
enough.

289
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,946
I'd say
he's had his time.

290
00:10:29,946 --> 00:10:35,552
He landed an Airbus
of 155 people safely on a river!

291
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,619
Okay,
I'm just saying that,

292
00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:38,938
as a pilot, like,
half his job is landing,

293
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,707
so he kind of was
just doing his job.

294
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,775
Wow!
Shouldn't have had a movie
before Harriet Tubman.

295
00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,043
Tom Hanks
can't play her.

296
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,929
And I don't know why that's
Mr. Sullenberger's problem.
Wha--

297
00:10:45,929 --> 00:10:48,865
I will not rest until the world
gives that man

298
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,717
the respect
that he deserves!

299
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:51,718
Okay.
Okay?

300
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,403
All right.
I'm serious about this.

301
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,404
I see.
I'm really passionate.

302
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,222
I understand.

303
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,559
So,
are you gonna take Amber

304
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:03,163
to some kind of pilot party
tonight?

305
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,814
No.

306
00:11:04,814 --> 00:11:06,432
Friends
are dragging me out.

307
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,634
Oh.

308
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,369
They've been doing that
a lot now that I'm single.

309
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,453
Oh.

310
00:11:10,453 --> 00:11:12,338
That's nice of them.
[ Chuckles ]

311
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,390
Y-Yeah, yeah, um...

312
00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,542
It was a lot at first.

313
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,328
Mm.
But it is nice, actually.

314
00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:24,400
Have your friends been doing
the same since the breakup?

315
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,736
Oh, yeah. Well, no.
Oh.

316
00:11:26,736 --> 00:11:28,638
But Jacob did take me out
to a drag

317
00:11:28,638 --> 00:11:30,757
"Settlers of Catan" brunch,
and that was fun.

318
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,159
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, that sounds fun.

319
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,611
Yeah.

320
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:38,164
But what about your
outside-of-work friends?

321
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:38,715
Um...

322
00:11:38,715 --> 00:11:40,617
Oh, my --
my outside-of-work friends?

323
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,651
Um...
Jacob: I'm just saying,

324
00:11:41,651 --> 00:11:42,785
you didn't have
to lock me in the safe

325
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,287
to show me
how big it is.

326
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,488
Eh, quit whinin'.

327
00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:46,673
What's going on
in there now?

328
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,475
[ Children shouting ]

329
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,344
Yeah, they've locked
the doors.

330
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,413
Kitchen window.

331
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,647
Gregory:
I'm sorry, y'all.

332
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,232
[ Shouting continues ]

333
00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,367
Yes!

334
00:11:57,367 --> 00:12:00,820
[ Gasps ]
Baby Thanos!

335
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:04,674
He stole the candy bag?
I should've known.

336
00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:08,011
Dear God,
can we not know peace?

337
00:12:08,011 --> 00:12:11,481
Clear a path.
And no one try and stop me.

338
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,000
[ Shouting continues ]

339
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,320
Ooh.

340
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,738
Oh, Lord. Get him.

341
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,324
You --
Barbara: Come on -- Jacob.

342
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,459
Janine: [ Groans ]

343
00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:25,211
[ Grunts ]

344
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,034
[ Balls dribble ]

345
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:32,652
Hyah!

346
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,404
Okay, all right, okay.

347
00:12:34,404 --> 00:12:35,588
All right. Okay!

348
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,390
Yeah.

349
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,192
[ Children shouting ]

350
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:39,692
Help!

351
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,045
Oh, my!
Hey!

352
00:12:42,612 --> 00:12:43,680
Hey!
Cut it -- Cut it out!

353
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,598
Did anybody see where
Baby Thanos went?

354
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,749
He has to be
in here somewhere.

355
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:47,750
[ Intercom beeps ]

356
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:48,768
Baby Thanos: It's Halloween.

357
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,570
Kids deserve candy.

358
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,605
It's not fair
to keep it from us.

359
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,708
I am inedible!

360
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,793
[ Children cheering ]

361
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:58,011
I think he means,
"I am inevitable."

362
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:01,681
Yeah, okay.
Mm, Baby Theranos
is in Ava's office!

363
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:05,768
And I've only passed out
half the bag so far.

364
00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:09,539
Looks like we're gonna need
a bigger trash can.

365
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,790
Oh,
we gotta get this kid.

366
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,742
But somebody absolutely needs
to stay here.

367
00:13:12,742 --> 00:13:14,277
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

368
00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:14,861
I'll stay.

369
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,612
I've been training
for this my whole life.

370
00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:18,114
Storm's a-brewin'!

371
00:13:20,616 --> 00:13:21,934
And he's gone!
[ Sighs ] No.

372
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,686
Well, the kid's good,
I'll give him that.

373
00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:26,122
We must have
just missed him.

374
00:13:26,122 --> 00:13:27,156
Ooh.

375
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,460
Still fresh.

376
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,461
Ooh!

377
00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:33,546
The kid is on the run.

378
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,298
[ Gasps ] Oh.

379
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,550
[ Thunder rumbles ]

380
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,987
And that door leads
to the basement.

381
00:13:43,373 --> 00:13:44,691
The ghost janitor.

382
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:45,808
[ Thunder crashes ]

383
00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:47,794
Mr. Johnson said
there's a ghost janitor

384
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,746
that lives down there.

385
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,981
A-And obviously
I don't believe that.

386
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:54,834
You know, because I am
a grown-up person.

387
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,537
So, you'll go look for
Baby Thanos in the basement?

388
00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:01,307
Yeah, I will accompany you,
Gregory,

389
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,458
if you're scared.

390
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,626
Oh.

391
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:04,727
Search the basement.

392
00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:06,629
We will search the hall.

393
00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:08,247
Throw us a bone,
please.

394
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,415
Amen.

395
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:12,769
You wanna --
You wanna go first?

396
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,138
'Cause I-I don't have
a preference, really.

397
00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:15,722
I...

398
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,256
[ Thunder crashes ]

399
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,008
[ Sighs ]

400
00:14:19,809 --> 00:14:21,778
Hey, what are you guys
doing tonight?

401
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,580
Oh, I've got some
consoling to do.

402
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:25,815
Why's that?

403
00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:27,500
Gary,
the vending machine guy,

404
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,785
he has a hard time
with Halloween.

405
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,754
Like, every house turns
into a vending machine.

406
00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:33,389
I never thought
of it that way.

407
00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:34,390
Mm-hmm.

408
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,008
Yeah,
that does sound tough.

409
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,844
But, uh, Barbara,
what are you doing tonight?

410
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:42,014
I'm going to a screening
of "Rocky Horror" at my church.

411
00:14:42,832 --> 00:14:44,717
They take out
all the cursing,

412
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,653
all the references
to sex and sexuality.

413
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:52,542
It comes in at just under
26 minutes, and it is a hoot!

414
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:53,793
It's a yearly tradition.

415
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,862
We've watched
"Nightmare Before Christmas,"

416
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,663
but only the Christmas parts,

417
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,849
"Practical Magic"
without the witchcraft,

418
00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:04,604
and "Hocus Pocus"
without Sarah Jessica Parker.

419
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,722
Ooh, that sounds fun!
Can I come?

420
00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:09,625
Oh, sweetheart, it has been
sold out for months.

421
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,528
Yeah, you are a newly single
NBA All Star.

422
00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:13,880
You must have plans.

423
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,798
Well, I did,
but then I decided

424
00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:17,717
I wanted to hang out
with my friends.

425
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,635
Well, respectfully, kiddo,
we've been over this.

426
00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:21,521
We're not really
your friends.

427
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,790
Yes, no, I know, of course.
It's just...

428
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,476
you guys are the only people
I kinda hang out with, so...

429
00:15:26,476 --> 00:15:28,277
Only? Why?

430
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,783
Look, ever since I broke up
with Tariq,

431
00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,785
I don't have any friends.

432
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:40,289
And I realize
that's kinda on me.

433
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:42,558
Janine, you're young.

434
00:15:42,558 --> 00:15:45,278
There's so many ways
for you to make friends.

435
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:45,778
Mm-hmm.

436
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,363
What's the problem?

437
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,417
It just feels really hard
to start over.

438
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,369
I've started over
tons of times.

439
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,587
Yeah?
Yeah.

440
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,572
Let me tell you something,
it sucks.

441
00:15:56,572 --> 00:15:57,640
Great.

442
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,625
No, it's scary at first,
but you do it.

443
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,777
You know why?
Absolutely, Melissa.

444
00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:03,463
I didn't
make my point yet.

445
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,881
I fully wasn't listening.

446
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,733
Okay, point is that
it is way scarier

447
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,602
to not put yourself
out there.

448
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,838
You don't wanna be the lonely
old lady sitting at home

449
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:15,508
on Halloween hoping no one eggs
your house, right?

450
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,593
Oh, yeah, no,
of course not.

451
00:16:17,593 --> 00:16:18,895
Yeah.
Not me.

452
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,547
I think I've been avoiding
making new friends because

453
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,766
the unknown, it's scary.

454
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:26,686
But it is Halloween,
the time to face your fears --

455
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:30,122
ghosts, ghouls, and new friends.

456
00:16:32,842 --> 00:16:37,180
Do you feel,
like, a cold spot?

457
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,998
No.

458
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,569
[ Creaking ]

459
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,671
[ Gasps ]
Did you hear that?

460
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:50,042
It's just the sound
of a normal school basement.

461
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:54,113
[ Squeaking ]

462
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,568
And are you
seeing that?

463
00:16:58,568 --> 00:16:59,869
Yes. You don't have
to keep asking.

464
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:02,455
We're having the same
experience.

465
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:06,309
Okay, when I say run,
we run.

466
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,968
Welp, I didn't find
Baby Thanos,

467
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,305
but I did find
my favorite mop from '04.

468
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,474
She's still got it.

469
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,342
Jacob,
it's just Mr. J--

470
00:17:33,502 --> 00:17:36,038
[ Sighs ]

471
00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:39,592
You!

472
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,193
Me!

473
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,378
Why?

474
00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:44,096
It's Halloween!

475
00:17:45,414 --> 00:17:46,616
No!

476
00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:47,750
What are you doing?

477
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,635
It's chaos out there,
man.

478
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,704
And you're only making
my job harder.

479
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,507
I have to do this.
It's the only way.

480
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,660
Dude, I traded
an eighth grader for that!

481
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,428
What did it cost?

482
00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:03,282
Everything.

483
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,452
Oh, my goodness.

484
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,603
They're out.

485
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,288
Oh, Ava.

486
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,975
Oh.
Ooh, what happened
to your face?

487
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:14,877
I did my job is what happened
to my face.

488
00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:16,612
Did you guys find
Baby Thanos?

489
00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:19,565
No, we came to see if maybe
he scurried back in here.

490
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:23,302
That child is slipperier
than a buttered otter.

491
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,155
Excuse me? Adults?

492
00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:27,390
Chad!

493
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:28,658
You found Baby Thanos?

494
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:30,376
Where? How?

495
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,962
Just followed the trash.

496
00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:36,449
I'll see you in court,
you little [bleep]

497
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,334
Let's go get you cleaned up.

498
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,852
[ Sighs ]

499
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,537
Melissa: [ Gasps ]
Aah! No!

500
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,990
Noooo!
Oh!

501
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,776
Get some rest, guys.

502
00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:49,328
Something
like maybe Beyoncé.

503
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,413
Really?

504
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:53,699
[ Indistinct conversations ]

505
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,368
Erika: Hey, Janine!

506
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:56,819
Hey, Erika.

507
00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:58,688
Hey, is that offer still
on the table

508
00:18:58,688 --> 00:19:00,456
to go to a party tonight?

509
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:01,891
Yeah, of course!
Yeah?

510
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,643
Okay, cool.
Well, I wanna go.

511
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,711
Um, do you think
I'll know anybody there?

512
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,546
I mean, you'll know me.

513
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,781
But I'll introduce you
to everybody.

514
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,733
I promise, it's a good group
of people.

515
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,401
Okay, cool.
Sounds fun.

516
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,586
Cool!

517
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,655
Oh, you do have a sexier
costume, though, right?

518
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,722
Oh, for sure.

519
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,107
I have an Eric André wig --
Absolutely not.

520
00:19:18,107 --> 00:19:21,410
Okay, I will find
something else to wear.
Good.

521
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,845
Oh! Sugar crash?

522
00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:25,648
Oh, yeah, he ate, um,
a lot of candy.

523
00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:26,799
A lot.
Okay.

524
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,634
Well, sounds like a problem
for his mom.

525
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:29,652
Yeah, exactly.
Mm-hmm.

526
00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,604
[ Laughs ]
All right. Bye.

527
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,888
I'll see you later.
See you tonight.

528
00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:36,509
I'm actually kind of excited
for tonight.

529
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,827
I get to start over.

530
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:41,797
I am telling you, I saw
the ghost janitor down there.

531
00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:43,683
Okay?
The story is real.

532
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,434
You saw Mr. Johnson.

533
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,519
Mystery solved.
No.

534
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,505
No, no, no, this was
something else.

535
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:51,340
Something sinister.

536
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:54,009
Okay, Shaggy.

537
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,384
[ Squeaking ]

538
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,057
[ Laughs ]

539
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,366
[ Water cooler bubbles ]

540
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,404
If this one doesn't work,
we should try that sexy

541
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:22,872
Walmart greeter costume.
Ava?

542
00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:24,390
You know the school day's over,
right?

543
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,725
Yes, I do.

544
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,527
What,
you trying to celebrate?

545
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,528
Why you still here?

546
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:30,796
Oh, I'm just waiting on...

547
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,599
B-i-i-i-i-i-itch!
[ Laughs ]

548
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,618
Yeah? Okay.
Yes!

549
00:20:35,618 --> 00:20:38,554
Obviously I look better in it,
then Marilyn,

550
00:20:38,554 --> 00:20:40,523
but honestly, then you.

551
00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:41,607
Okay.

552
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:42,875
Tell her how good she looks,
Gregory.

553
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,395
Uh, y-yeah, yeah, no, you look,
um -- it looks great.

554
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:47,546
Really form-fitting.

555
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:48,581
Gross.

556
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,382
[ Chuckles ] Thank you.

557
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,383
Good night, Mr. Johnson.

558
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,518
Have a happy Halloween!

559
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,336
Happy Halloween.

560
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,566
[ Door closes ]

561
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,902
Like that?

562
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,988
I had it made at Dorney Park.
[ Laughs ]

563
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:18,277
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