1 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:04,922 Green light. 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,381 Red light. 3 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,759 Gregory. There you are, my guy. 4 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,302 Hey, did you hear this whole thing about Chris 5 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:12,471 in Ms. Williams' class, his mom? 6 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:13,805 Green light. The lady with the lip ring? 7 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,098 Yeah, she got arrested. 8 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,017 What?! Red light. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,061 Go on. Oh, this is bonkers. 10 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,229 Arrested for what? 11 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:22,606 Mm. Protesting workplace conditions. 12 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:24,024 Oh. Green light. 13 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,859 No, no, no, no. It gets good. 14 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,527 It was at that strip club, Virgo's. 15 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,446 Red light. 16 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,198 Well, technically, just outside the strip club. 17 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:33,951 Yellow light. 18 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,828 Red light. 19 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:39,915 The cops throw her in the back of the car. 20 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,250 One of them was her cousin, though, 21 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,168 so I think they just drove her home. 22 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,547 Both: Green light. 23 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,341 [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ] 24 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:58,642 ♪♪ 25 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,106 Eight-year anniversary. 26 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,358 It's Medieval Times. 27 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,236 He wouldn't stop speaking in a British accent. 28 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,946 Freed all the knights' horses, 29 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:13,949 which caused a little traffic thing, so... 30 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:16,285 Tariq is in town, so I asked him 31 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,328 to grab the rest of his stuff. 32 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:21,665 I decided that when your relationship is 100% over, 33 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,125 your ex shouldn't be keeping, 34 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:26,253 like, 90% of his things at your place. 35 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,839 His Pokémon plush toy, Charmeleon. 36 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:31,508 He said it was the only thing that understood him. 37 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,720 "Dragon Ball Z," "Gundam" figures, "Attack on Titan." 38 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,346 A lot of anime. 39 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:40,517 Wait, I think the last one was manga? 40 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,895 He would always get sad when I confused the two. 41 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,314 It's all gotta go. 42 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,815 Good morning. 43 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:47,983 Ooh, I love that jacket. 44 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,693 That's so cute. Love it. 45 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,903 Hey, no running in there! 46 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:52,821 Please have a seat. 47 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,823 Mm. Yellin' at 'em. 48 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:55,991 Just like on TV. 49 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,744 Hey. 50 00:01:58,744 --> 00:01:59,911 'Sup, lower case? 51 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,288 Oh, Khalil. 52 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,581 He's doing great. 53 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,583 Kid's got his seven multiples down now. 54 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,752 Try not to take him on a field trip to the casino. 55 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,211 Okay. 56 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,675 Thank you. 57 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,094 And I thank you, Joshua. 58 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,305 Hey, keep your head up, Mr. C. 59 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,015 We know you're trying your best. 60 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,475 Excuse me? 61 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,102 I saw the commercial about the school on Hulu 62 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,812 when I was watching "One-Punch Man." 63 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,439 Oh. Great show. 64 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,650 I love that he can defeat anyone with just one punch, 65 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,151 yet when tasked with the mundane, he -- 66 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,736 Wait, what commercial? 67 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,279 Uh...ooh. 68 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,825 There is a commercial running saying how bad Abbott is, 69 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,160 and we are all in it. 70 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,953 Jacob, we're munching on our lunches. 71 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,414 Wait, a commercial? 72 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,792 That's why that parent said something about me on TV. 73 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,752 Was there a bit about me gambling? 74 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,170 'Cause a parent said something 75 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,005 that almost triggered my fight-or-fight response. 76 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,632 Mm, you mean fight or flight. 77 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:56,051 No. I'm not a flippin' bird, Gregory. 78 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,387 There's a commercial with all of us. 79 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,097 Turn on the TV! Yeah. 80 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:07,187 Katrina: So, come on down to Katrina's Braid Emporium. 81 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,773 Nigerian braids, American prices. 82 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,441 Located at -- There has to be a better way. 83 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,235 Y'all not gonna believe this, but I was watching "Gourders," 84 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,569 that show about pumpkin hoarders, 85 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:17,322 and a commercial about Abbott came on. It's bad. 86 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,491 I had to watch two more episodes before it played again. Oh. 87 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,909 [ Dramatic music plays ] 88 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,327 Woman: Philadelphia students 89 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:25,747 deserve to have a quality education. 90 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,375 It's impossible for these students to succeed 91 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,670 because traditional public schools are failing. 92 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,256 ♪♪ 93 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,758 They don't need teachers with shady backgrounds. 94 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,260 Feels light. 95 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:40,846 Alright, which one of youse is holding out on me? 96 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,807 Shouldn't our children be allowed to express themselves? 97 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:44,975 Please stop dancing. 98 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,977 Please stop dancing. 99 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,603 Please stop dancing. 100 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,022 They don't need teachers that belittle their culture. 101 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,732 Good job, dawg! 102 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,651 Arf! Arf! 103 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,863 Don't our children deserve teachers they respect? 104 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,406 Alaya. 105 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,117 [ Distorted voice ] Sit down. 106 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:06,246 If you have any respect for yourself or your neighborhood, 107 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,999 you'll support Legendary Charter Schools, 108 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,585 developed solely for your neighborhoods. 109 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,254 Charter schools are how we can get good teachers 110 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,631 the support they need. 111 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:19,092 Barbara: Yeah! 112 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,304 ♪ Legendary Schools ♪ 113 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,306 Is this a diss track? Let me get in the booth. 114 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,308 I don't even sound like that, dawg. 115 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:28,518 This buffoonery will not stand. 116 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,519 How did they even get this footage? 117 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,773 -Yeah. -A camera crew came in. 118 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,608 I thought it was one of them. 119 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,026 Oh, like y'all can tell these moderately attractive 120 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,778 white men with beards apart. 121 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,029 What's even under there? 122 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,990 See, this is why I never trusted any of youse. 123 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,325 Now, get the cameras out of my face 124 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,368 before I give you a colonoscopy with it. 125 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,995 We need to get this commercial taken down. 126 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,413 Yes. 127 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,248 And just so you parents know, 128 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,043 any commercials you may have seen are not true. 129 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:56,129 This is an excellent school, and your children are learning. 130 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,715 -Yeah, right. -Yeah, it is right. 131 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,009 But, like... 132 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,552 [ Speaking indistinctly ] 133 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,054 Hey, girl, hey! 134 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,890 So, I started watching that show about couponing savants. 135 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,141 Uh-huh. 136 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,726 Couldn't get into it. Oh. 137 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,978 You truly do have the taste of a middle-aged Midwestern mama. 138 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,480 Well, thank you, Erika. [ Laughs ] 139 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,815 Oh, what are you doing tomorrow? 140 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,983 I found a new paint-and-sip, but this one got hookah. 141 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,361 Oh! Oh, but I can't. 142 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,154 Tariq is coming by my place to pick up his stuff tomorrow. 143 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,739 Girl. "Girl"? 144 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,032 You can't have that man come to your crib. 145 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,867 Why not? We're broken up. 146 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,160 It's history. Exactly. 147 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,913 Too much history there. 148 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,500 Listen, you need to meet him someplace neutral and unsexy. 149 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,669 Okay. Like, um, a school parking lot. 150 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,671 Mm. Or like a cheesesteak spot. 151 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:41,007 Well, he finds shaved meat sexy, so parking lot it is. 152 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,009 Let me know how it go. Okay. 153 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,054 [ Both laugh ] 154 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,307 Gregory: I got surprises. I can do surprises. 155 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,058 [ Amber laughs ] 156 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,188 Psst! I think we might just be able to nip 157 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,481 this commercial in the bud. 158 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,316 Melissa called in a favor. 159 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,068 And now you've made me an accessory. 160 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,444 She's got a friend who's a lawyer. 161 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,571 Oh, fun. 162 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:04,155 Okay. Yeah. 163 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,991 -Mr. F. A. D. E.! -Aw, yeah. 164 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,118 [ Students cheer ] 165 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,411 Wassup, my little No Limit Solders? 166 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,079 How y'all doing? Yeah. 167 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,539 Hey, Tariq. 168 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,999 What are you doing in here? 169 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,001 I told you to come at noon and to wait in the parking lot. 170 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,669 I know, but these are my day ones. 171 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,213 Had to come say "what's up" to the little studious homies. 172 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,090 Ms. Teagues, can we show Mr. F.A.D.E. 173 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,258 the new sight words we know? 174 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,719 Ooh. Yes, yes. Students: Yeah! 175 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,596 Ooh, pwease, Ms. Teagues? 176 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:28,930 Pwease? 177 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,307 I love your skirt, by the way. 178 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,391 Makes me want to play "Candy Land." 179 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,475 Oh. Thank you. 180 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,102 I knew it was giving Princess Lolly. 181 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,770 You're doing it. You're doing it. 182 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,314 Look, I have to teach, 183 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,817 but I guess you can stay for a little while. 184 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,068 I'm chilling. Okay. 185 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:47,240 Alright. Tell me about these on-sight words, y'all. 186 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,742 What, they trying to catch these hands or something? 187 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,327 [ Laughter ] 188 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,621 I did worry it might be awkward, 189 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:56,124 but I don't think it's actually possible 190 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,209 to be awkward around Tariq. 191 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,502 No, it's good. Good news, too, so... 192 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:00,920 -Yeah. -I'm -- I'm super-hype. 193 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,922 Me too. Oh, I hate to be the perpetual resident 194 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,507 of Buzzkill, Pennsylvania, 195 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,843 but, uh, we are meeting with the lawyer any minute -- 196 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,011 I am the lawyer. 197 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,137 Oh. 198 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,472 Of course you are. 199 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,931 I knew that. 200 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,225 "Erin Brockovich" is, like, my favorite movie. 201 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,853 This is Candace. She's a friend of my family, 202 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,439 and she's a beast in the courtroom. 203 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,024 Candace is the reason why Martha Stewart 204 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,275 had a window in her cell. 205 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,485 -Oh. -Oh. 206 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,111 Melissa briefed me on what's going on, 207 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,446 and it sounds like you have a strong enough case 208 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,531 to sue these chumps for all they're worth. 209 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,825 Yes. I knew this principal thing would work out for me one day. 210 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:31,743 Now, how much money are we talking? 211 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,328 Like, a foldable stack? 212 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,122 To be clear, this camera crew trespassed, right? 213 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,541 Well, actually, I let them in. 214 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,920 Okay, but they used your likeness without consent. 215 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,838 Yeah, well, we did sign these. 216 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,800 Um...but they misrepresented what they were doing? 217 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,303 Well, they did say they were coming to get footage of us, 218 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,930 which they did. Yeah. 219 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:55,183 Okay, so, uh, what I'm seeing here is, 220 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,352 you guys just failed to pay attention 221 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,645 to what was happening. 222 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,271 You have absolutely no case, 223 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,648 and, in fact, according to this, 224 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,693 you might each owe Legendary Charters, 225 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,820 yeah, $200 for crew fees. 226 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,279 -For what? -Candace! 227 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,739 I don't -- Melissa: Let them try to get the money. 228 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,074 Wait, so you are saying that we're just gonna have 229 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,701 to see this commercial forever, 230 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,786 and there's no way we can get it off the air? 231 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,663 You could pay for Hulu without commercials. 232 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,707 -D-- -Mm-hmm. 233 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:19,916 Aw, yeah. 234 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,334 My dawg. 235 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,502 Thanks for giving me some of that good TP. 236 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,003 Mm. 237 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:25,547 You know, we can't get this in New York. 238 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:26,548 You look good, by the way. 239 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:27,882 Oh. 240 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,426 Thank you. You look good, too. 241 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,137 I mean, glad to hear you're killing it up there, 242 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,471 selling out those school auditoriums. 243 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,764 I mean, that's the dream. 244 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,266 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 245 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:39,310 I mean, keep it on the down low, but, uh, I'm in talks to play 246 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:42,522 Nick Cannon's next baby shower. 247 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,565 'Kay. 248 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,150 Uh, alright. 249 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:48,403 Well, um, glad it's all finally happening for you. 250 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,071 Yeah. 251 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:53,533 Alright, well, I should probably get back to class. 252 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:57,412 Or -- Or we could continue this conversation at Bahama Breeze. 253 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,332 Old time's sake? 254 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,751 [ Clicks tongue ] 255 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,169 Janine: It's just dinner. 256 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,379 I was gonna have dinner anyway. 257 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:11,051 But now it's with someone I used to date for a decade. 258 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,595 So, I'm just a single girl having dinner 259 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,765 with the only person I've ever had a sexual relationship with. 260 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,476 [ Door opens ] 261 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,061 I did it. 262 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,147 I found the dirty rat in charge of Legendary Charters. 263 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,775 Melissa Schemmenti comes through again. 264 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,776 How'd you do it? 265 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,736 Oh, I've got my ways. 266 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,112 I Googled it. 267 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,907 But I like to maintain that air of dark mystery. 268 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,618 Scumbag's name is Draemond Winding. 269 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,994 He's a real piece of work. 270 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,788 He's a big name in New York charter schools. 271 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,664 Now he's got his sights set on Philly. 272 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,209 Well, what's our next move? How do we get to this guy? 273 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,376 -Find his grandma. -Find his mother's mother. 274 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:49,255 I say we just let this thing wind itself down. 275 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,175 Not the first time anyone's said anything bad about Abbott, 276 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,010 and it certainly won't be the last. 277 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,638 What's with the change in tune? 278 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,431 [ Chuckles ] The more we fight this, 279 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,933 the more attention we bring to the commercial. 280 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,142 Okay, but this is personal. 281 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,852 They called us bad teachers. 282 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,521 Yeah, uh, not all of us. 283 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,190 Some of us came off looking pretty good in that commercial. 284 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,526 That is not what this is about. 285 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,487 Then what's it about... Barb? 286 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,865 I do not agree with anything in that commercial. 287 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,201 I just think that we need to find a different way 288 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,203 to get what we want. 289 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,871 If -- If we stoop to their level, 290 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,873 we're no better than they are. 291 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,667 They go low, we go high. 292 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,502 Yeah. Eyes, nose, throat. 293 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,045 No. 294 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,299 Ayo, talent manager, 295 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,551 what you doing hanging out with that dirt? 296 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,469 Oh, nothing. I just like coming out to the garden. 297 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,638 I don't ever touch it or do anything to make it better. 298 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,557 You're a weird dude. 299 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,100 That's cool. 300 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,685 And, um, what are you doing here? 301 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,894 Oh, you know, I'm just picking some stuff up. 302 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,146 Then I'm going to din din 303 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,355 with 'Neen 'Neen for some nom noms. 304 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,481 [ Clicking tongue ] 305 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,941 Y'all are going to dinner? Yeah, yeah. 306 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,317 You know, we're gonna see how it goes, 307 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,154 but maybe afterwards go to a Redbox, 308 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,572 take it back to her place, you know? 309 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,532 You know what her favorite movie is, by the way? 310 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,492 You don't know what Janine's favorite movie is? 311 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,744 I think it was "Up." 312 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,872 Maybe it was "Us." 313 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,624 Something with an "uh" sound somewhere in there. 314 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,750 I've been taking these new brain pills 315 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,751 that got nootropics in them. 316 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,588 They clearly "noot" working. 317 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,630 I said, "They 'noot' working." Yeah, I heard you. 318 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,632 I heard you. Yeah, I heard you. Okay. Okay. 319 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:18,219 And that's why we're "Ghana" learn about Africa next wee-- [ Door opens ] 320 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,555 Joshua Richardson, pack your things. 321 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,807 Your transfer to Addington has been approved. 322 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,559 Joshua, how could you? 323 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,061 I didn't. My mom did, you dork. 324 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,771 Damn. Oh. [ Students gasp ] 325 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:29,898 I'm leaving. 326 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,275 I can talk how I want now. 327 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,068 My God. That commercial's got these kids 328 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,570 transferring left and right. 329 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,405 You know how much paperwork goes into a transfer? 330 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,032 I've signed my name, like, six times today. 331 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,658 And, what, they just want me to know the date? 332 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,910 We gotta put a stop to this. 333 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,411 Parents are calling me names. 334 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,996 A couple of them said that I look like somebody 335 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,582 who I definitely do not. 336 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,667 Deuces, Squidward. [ Snorts ] 337 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:54,380 Uh, alright, buddy, I will, uh, catch you on the flip. 338 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,341 See y'all broke bois later. 339 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,967 Okay. 340 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,302 ♪ Legendary Schools ♪ 341 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,221 Um... [ Pops mouth ] 342 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,598 [ Dramatic music plays ] 343 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,350 If you have any respect for yourself 344 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,935 or your neighborhood... 345 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:07,977 you'll support... Ugh! 346 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,646 ...Legendary Charter Schools -- 347 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,147 I cannot escape that commercial. 348 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,608 It's like T-Pain in '08. You know what? 349 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,360 Barb doesn't want to help, fine. 350 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,780 We have the name and number of Legendary Charters' CEO. 351 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,407 I say we just give him a call. 352 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,744 E-mails may be Janine's thing, but phone calls are mine. 353 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,204 He's CEO of a company. 354 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,580 He's not gonna just answer an unknown phone call, 355 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,123 Scrappy-Doo. 356 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,917 Well, then I will leave a voicemail for the ages. 357 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,129 Someone picked up. Hello? 358 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,882 I'd like to speak to Draemond. 359 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,050 [ Whispering ] It's him. 360 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,885 What kind of weirdo answers a random number? 361 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,180 Well, this is Jacob Hill, 362 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,182 history teacher over at Abbott Elementary. 363 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,725 Heard of it? 364 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,894 Whenever you want to stop hiding behind your little commercial 365 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,982 and come down here -- 366 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,109 Oh, you will come down here? 367 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,403 You've got an opening this afternoon? 368 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:02,407 Well, I don't have my schedule in front of me, 369 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,410 but, um, yeah, that could work. 370 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,830 Yes. No, I've never considered voice acting. 371 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:13,334 Oh, mezzo-soprano, actually, but that was ages ago. 372 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,545 Yeah, maybe I will. [ Chuckles ] 373 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,714 Mm-hmm. 374 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,132 Okay, buh-bye. 375 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,591 What'd he say? 376 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,720 That I remind him of a seasoned Timothée Chalamet. 377 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,054 About the commercial, dummy. 378 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,556 Uh, he's coming to Abbott. 379 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,807 He wants to talk. 380 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,518 And he sounds handsome. 381 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,812 Oh. A twist. 382 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,397 See you tomorrow. 383 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,192 Hey. Hey. 384 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,193 Ah, that's still straight. 385 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,320 Yeah. 386 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,738 Yup. 387 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,322 So, what's up? 388 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,908 Uh, I ran into Tariq outside. Mm. 389 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,160 He said you guys are going out tonight. 390 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,244 Oh, yeah. It's just gonna be 391 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,079 a little catch-up sesh over dinner. 392 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,999 Well, he may think it's a little bit more than dinner. 393 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:53,750 You sure it's a good idea? 394 00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,256 I'm sure, and you don't really have to worry about it, 395 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,301 'cause it's kind of none of your business. 396 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,847 S-- 397 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,973 Just looking out for a friend. 398 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,017 Yeah, no. Thanks, friend. 399 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,360 When is this guy getting here? 400 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,528 I am losing my nerve. 401 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,905 And you're getting on mine. 402 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:24,989 [ Door opens ] 403 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:28,868 Draemond: Ava Coleman. 404 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,994 Draemond Winding. 405 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,788 Pleasure to meet you. 406 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,039 Got him. [ Laughs ] 407 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,624 Principal Ava Coleman. 408 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,042 And of course it is. 409 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,877 Melissa: I'm surprised you were able to make the time. 410 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,339 Shouldn't you be off somewhere shutting down an orphanage? 411 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,924 You must be Melissa Schemmenti. 412 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,926 Who the hell you think you are, knowing my name? 413 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:48,054 [ Clears throat ] And, uh, I, of course, am Jacob Hill. 414 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,015 We spoke on the phone. 415 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,642 Remember? 416 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,393 Chalamet? 417 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,271 Your commercial was all wrong, okay? 418 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,357 And very disrespectful of our school. 419 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:02,026 30 years, and this place still smells exactly the same. 420 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,402 What's that supposed to mean? 421 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,904 Oh, did I forget to mention? 422 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,615 I, uh -- I was a student here at Abbott. 423 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,783 Wait, you went to Abbott? 424 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,284 I did. 425 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,286 There she is. 426 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,705 The greatest teacher I ever had. 427 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,791 Mrs. Howard. 428 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,084 Been far too long. 429 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,670 Oh. 430 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,177 Barb, you taught that doorknob? 431 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,554 You just a secret Sith, huh? 432 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,807 Draemond was in my very first class. 433 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,309 Oh, such a beautiful child. 434 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,437 He was going through a lot at home. 435 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,398 He was so young, and he already felt like 436 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,151 the world had turned its back on him. 437 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,777 I couldn't let him feel that way. 438 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,696 Well, he a grown-ass man wearing Florsheims now, 439 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:47,989 so you need to recognize. 440 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,741 Y-- And he's trying to bring down Abbott. 441 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,873 Damn. [ Door opens, closes ] 442 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,666 Oh, I'm just waiting on 'Neen. 443 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,002 Did you pick those flowers out of my garden? 444 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,838 No? 445 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,885 With a cohesive vision and some direction, 446 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,178 you can even turn a place like this around. 447 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,180 That's what we do at Legendary Schools. 448 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,891 Student: ♪ Legendary Schools ♪ 449 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,809 Look at that. See? 450 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,936 I'd be willing to bet Abbott Elementary's never even thought 451 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,105 about something like branding, right? 452 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,649 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut the crap. 453 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,776 You use kids in your attack ads. 454 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,445 How much you really care about them? 455 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,239 We just aired what we shot. 456 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,908 You didn't make it tough on us. 457 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,869 Look, the conditions of this place are abysmal. 458 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,829 Not to mention you have a principal who knows more about 459 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,207 the cast of "Love Island" than she does her own students. 460 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,210 Hey! Just as much. 461 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,504 Look, the fact that you've been able to retain a talent 462 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,674 like Barbara Howard this long's a miracle. 463 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,926 She's honestly the only teacher 464 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,511 that still qualifies this place as a school. 465 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,180 -Hey. -Enough! 466 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,099 My classroom now, Draemond! 467 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,687 I'm coming. 468 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,649 I actually haven't been back to Bahama Breeze 469 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,485 since Tariq and I broke up, so -- I don't know -- 470 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,487 I think it'll be nice to shoot the breeze 471 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,198 at the Breeze again, as Tariq would say. 472 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:12,990 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 473 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,454 Oh, God. Why use permanent marker, Tariq? 474 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,705 [ Cellphone vibrating ] 475 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,667 [ Sighs ] 476 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,797 Tariq: Yo, 'Neen, turns out my ride isn't coming, 477 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,090 so just like old times, 478 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,758 I'mma need you to gas up the Coroll-ie, 479 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,635 'cause we setting sail for the Breezy. 480 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,887 Choo-choo! [ Laughs ] 481 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,056 Also, I owe you half a sandwich. 482 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,725 Wh-- 483 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,065 Sometimes, it's nice to be reminded 484 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,858 you made the right decision. 485 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,736 My sandwich is half-eaten, 486 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,363 but my cup is half-full. 487 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:54,991 This is wild. 488 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,618 [ Chuckles ] 489 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,370 You know, I remember spending plenty of time in this corner 490 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,538 when I'd get in trouble. 491 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,915 Oh, you had your good moments, too. 492 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,543 [ Chuckles ] 493 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,129 Draemond, nothing makes me happier 494 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,298 than seeing my students succeed, 495 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:14,260 and you have surpassed every expectation. 496 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,469 You know, when I left your class, 497 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,806 I bounced around public schools, totally lost. 498 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,600 I ended up at a charter, and they gave me 499 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,103 a fighting chance to become the man I am today. 500 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,023 But you can't blame everything that was going on in your life 501 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,108 at that time on all public schools. 502 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,192 Can't you see? 503 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,485 I'm trying to make schools better 504 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,696 for the Barbara Howards of the world. 505 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,532 Draemond, what you are doing hurts teachers like me. 506 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,702 You're still teaching me, huh? 507 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,331 [ Door opens ] Yo. 508 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,375 Hey. You ready to go? I'm starving. 509 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,586 I've been thinking about that Jamaican Jerk Shrimp Pineapple Bowl all day. 510 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,837 [ Chuckles ] Booyaka! 511 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,464 [ Chuckles ] All I had to eat today 512 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,633 was half that sandwich, so... 513 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,884 You know what? 514 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,427 I have had a long day, Tariq, 515 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,721 so I think I'm just gonna hang at home. 516 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,222 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 517 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,557 We can just get the food to go 518 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,768 and then go hang at our pl-- your place. 519 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,771 Maybe we can, uh, watch your favorite movie. 520 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,274 You know, the one with... 521 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,776 ol' boy. 522 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,695 Yeah, no, I don't think that's a good idea. 523 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:18,658 Tariq, I think it's best if we have a platonic, 524 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,868 non-meal-sharing relationship. 525 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,163 Yeah. Right? 526 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,498 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 527 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,666 That's cool, 'Neen. That's cool. 528 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,626 I'll just have my girlfriend take me. 529 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,877 Your what? Girlfriend. 530 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,629 Third woman I've ever been with. 531 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,547 Might as well be the fourth with the things we be doing. 532 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,715 You know what I'm talking about? I don't. 533 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,258 Hey, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 534 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,927 Dinner with my ex got canceled, so, uh, 535 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,512 I'm free to hang out with you now. 536 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,805 [ Laughs ] Okay, boo-boo. 537 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,765 Yeah. [ Laughs ] Buh-bye. 538 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,976 Guess you're not going out with him, then? 539 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,645 No. No. 540 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,231 I'm probably gonna just go home and watch a movie. 541 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,273 "Jumanji"? 542 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,359 It is my favorite. 543 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,902 See you in the morning, Gregory. 544 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,077 [ Door opens ] 545 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:06,038 Draemond and I had a little chat. 546 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,289 He'll be taking the commercial down. 547 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,500 -Oh! -Yes! Yes! 548 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,086 Only Barb can still school her kids after all this time. 549 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,504 But I will say that that commercial 550 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,423 did catch my good side, 551 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,426 and I hope Jim Gardner caught it before it came down. 552 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,802 [ Laughter ] Barb. 553 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,220 Okay, fam. 554 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,180 Come on. 555 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,682 Barbara doesn't see that I'm trying to help her, 556 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:25,933 but that's okay. 557 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,601 The visit has inspired me. 558 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,145 The commercial is neither here nor there, 559 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,732 because I'm gonna turn every school in Philadelphia 560 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,817 into a Legendary Charter School. 561 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,027 Next up -- Abbott Elementary. 562 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,447 ♪ Legendary Schools ♪ 563 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,906 Tell me that's not catchy. You can't. 564 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,662 Oh, oh, yeah, the anti-drug stuff's been going real good. 565 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,706 Shout-out to F.A.D.E. for believing in your boy. 566 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,917 I just put out my album, "METH-od to My Madness," 567 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,961 on Reeq Reqords. Yup. 568 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,005 That thing went double mahogany. 569 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,257 Yeah. It's on top of The Chartz, 570 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,468 which is a Spotify playlist that I made. 571 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,677 Check that out. 572 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,262 Uh, what else? 573 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,389 Been hitting up a lot of New York Liberty games, 574 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,099 trying to get on them halftime shows, you know? 575 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,809 Them ladies tall... 576 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,061 which is my new type. 577 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,439 You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. 578 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,775 Oh, recently just did this, uh, commercial jingle, too. 579 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,444 ♪ Legendary Schools ♪ 580 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,696 Yeah. 581 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,239 Came up with the melody myself. 582 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,409 -- Captions by VITAC --