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I'M 46 AND I'VE ENDED UP
BEING A BORING ADULT
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YEAR 2015
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TOKYO WAS LIKE THE SINKING TITANIC
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LET'S HAVE FUN SHOW!
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WITH LOVE AND APPRECIATION FOR EVERYONE
WHO HAS SUPPORTED US THESE 30 YEARS!
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LET'S MEET AGAIN SOMETIME!
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THANK YOU, LET'S HAVE FUN SHOW!
THANK YOU FOR 30 YEARS!
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SEKIGUCHI: A PARTY, HUH? I'M NOT SURE.
IF I CAN, I'LL SHOW.
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DID YOU COME?
YOU SHOULD JUST QUIT.
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SEKIGUCHI: QUIT THAT JOB
AND COME WORK FOR ME
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4 LEVELS OF ONLINE LESSONS
FOR ALL TYPES OF CHILDREN
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THERE'S NO NEED FOR CLASSROOMS ANYMORE.
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KENTA SEKIGUCHI
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FRIEND REQUESTS
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KAORI OZAWA (KATO)
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FROM THE SECOND RECEPTION.
HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS EVERYONE SENT!
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YEAR 2011
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I WAS SWAMPED WITH WORK
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PROBABLY DUE TO
THE EARTHQUAKE AFTERSHOCKS
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YEAR 2008
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00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:17,359
THE GREATEST NUMBER OF
LIGHTNING STRIKES EVER RECORDED IN TOKYO
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PARTWAY UP THE HILL
IN MARUYAMACHO, SHIBUYA,
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THERE'S A LOVE HOTEL NEAR SHINSEN.
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THEY HAVE A ROOM THAT'S WALLPAPERED
TO LOOK LIKE OUTER SPACE.
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AT THAT TIME, FOR THE TWO OF US,
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IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE WE FELT SAFE.
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I LOVED MY GIRLFRIEND
MORE THAN MYSELF AND...
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YOU'LL BE JUST FINE.
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YOU'RE INTERESTING.
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YEAR 2000
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00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:30,023
THERE WAS NO TECH REVOLUTION FOR ME.
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BAR REINI
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SHINJUKU GOLDEN GAI
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TAX EVASION, PROSTITUTION
IN NAKAMA CORPORATION! SANAI'S DARK SIDE!
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YEAR 1999
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NEW YEAR'S EVE
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THE GREAT PROPHECY WAS WRONG
AND THE WORLD DIDN'T END, BUT...
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THE YEAR 2000 IS HERE!
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YEAR 1998
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00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:52,716
JAPAN'S WORLD CUP SOCCER TEAM LOST
ALL THREE OF ITS GROUP STAGE GAMES.
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COME VISIT ME HERE!
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MAHJONG
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DEAD: GANG MEMBER, KAIBARA-KAI
TORU MIYAJIMA (29)
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YEAR 1997
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I RODE THE GALACTIC RAILROAD FROM TOKYO.
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CALL ME. KAORI.
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YEAR 1996
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GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO BELIEVE IN GOD.
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YEAR 1995
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REACH OUT OF THE DARKNESS
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REINI - AWAKENED LADIES
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INU-CARA, HEAD OVER HEELS!
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DO YOU LIKE KENJI OZAWA?
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TO: MR. MAKOTO SATO
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FROM: INU-CARA
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DEAR MR. SATO,
THE LEGENDARY KENJI OZAWA IS MY PRINCE.
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FROM INU-CARA
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KENJI OZAWA - REACH OUT OF THE DARKNESS
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I'M UGLY.
I'M SURE YOU'LL REGRET MEETING ME.
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ROPPONGI KASHIWA BLDG. 4
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Good night.
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ALL ROOMS REMODELED! WELCOME
REST (3 HOURS): 10,000 YEN
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MICHEL DE NOSTRADAMUS
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CAN THEY BE BELIEVED?
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A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION!
NOSTRADAMUS'S PROPHECIES: CHAPTER 2
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YEAR 2020
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WE COULDN'T BECOME ADULTS
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WE COULDN'T BECOME ADULTS
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INTO ADULTS, WE...
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Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey