1 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:14,222 ♪ 2 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:40,582 ♪ 3 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,421 [yelping and whimpering] 4 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:51,550 [groaning] 5 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,927 - [Calypso] When I first came to America, 6 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,972 I found a land of opportunity 7 00:00:56,973 --> 00:01:00,267 where your greatest wish could come true 8 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:04,521 if only you were willing to fight for it. 9 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,899 [laughing] 10 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,610 So what do you wish for? 11 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,903 Danger? 12 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,154 Speed? 13 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,239 Brutality? Freedom? 14 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,243 What if I said you can have all that and more 15 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,790 with "Twisted Metal"? 16 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:28,712 "Twisted Metal" is a 22 episode reality TV competition 17 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,214 sending 16 combatants 18 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,049 into a high stakes demolition derby. 19 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,803 The only rule? Survive. 20 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,140 Okay. 21 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:42,434 From the Middle Ages to March Madness, 22 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,478 tournaments have enthralled the masses. 23 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,480 But we are spicing things up 24 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:49,274 with cars, guns, and celebrities. 25 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,944 - Wait, you got Wesley? 26 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,654 - Well, no, that's just an example. 27 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:56,407 But-but Carson is very into the concept. 28 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,867 Yeah. In future seasons, 29 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:01,036 we'll go national, global. 30 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,455 The world will be a battleground. 31 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:06,458 Just imagine Hong Kong, Paris, 32 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,335 cars driving up the Eiffel Tower. 33 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:10,671 - I don't mean to interrupt your pitch, Mr. Sparks, 34 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,799 but, um, this seems very expensive. 35 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,718 I mean, the cars alone. 36 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:18,262 - Which is why we will require drivers 37 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:21,098 to bring their own vehicles. 38 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,307 Picture it. 39 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,393 Jay Leno facing off against Jerry Seinfeld 40 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,020 as they drive classic cars 41 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,438 from their own personal collections. 42 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,314 - Yeah, no one's doing that. 43 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,608 - And what exactly are they fighting for? 44 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,278 I mean, these are people who have everything. 45 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:37,823 - That's a great question. Just let me skip ahead. 46 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,325 The winner of my tournament 47 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,995 will get their greatest wish granted. 48 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,164 - Hmm, okay. 49 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,333 What if they want a billion dollars? 50 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,918 [chuckles] We can't shoulder that cost. 51 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,545 - Well, you wouldn't have to. 52 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,297 I mean, you know what they say. 53 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,759 Be careful what you wish for. 54 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,515 - So no one wins? 55 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,476 I'm not really sure how that will play 56 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,561 in primetime. - Yeah. 57 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,772 - Right. Ah. 58 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:13,233 Do you know why you can't look away from a car accident? 59 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,526 Instinct. 60 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,195 It triggers something in your brain. 61 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,155 You have no choice but to look, 62 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,449 to question your own mortality. 63 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:24,161 That is what we will put on screen. 64 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:27,247 America won't look away. 65 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:30,417 And if you own the eyes of America, 66 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,755 then you own the world. 67 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:35,924 [snaps fingers] 68 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:42,388 [scoffs and laughs] 69 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,516 - NBC already owns the eyes of America. 70 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,226 It's called "Friends." 71 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,769 Well, uh, thanks for coming in. 72 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,814 We have something new called "BattleBots," 73 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,565 which is very similar to your idea. 74 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,944 So, right now we're a-- we're a pass. 75 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,278 Pass? - [both] Pass. 76 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,948 - Pass. [clears throat] 77 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,620 [snickering] - I want my five minutes back. 78 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:07,997 - Very well. 79 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:12,710 Shortsighted fools. 80 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,129 "BattleBots"? 81 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,967 Well, if the world isn't ready, then... 82 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,471 Well, then I'll just wait until it is. 83 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:25,807 [echoing laughter] 84 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:33,440 [screaming and panicking] 85 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,867 [engine revving] 86 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:45,618 [brakes squeal] 87 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,455 - Quiet! - May! 88 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,874 - Quiet! Oh, I'm sorry! 89 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,334 Oh, I'm so sorry. 90 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,003 I knew about the Minion thing, and I should've told you, 91 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,254 but I didn't, and I just-- 92 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,798 oh, God, it's all my fault. 93 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,134 - None of that shit matters now. 94 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,677 You got me? 95 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:06,138 - Yeah, but-but-- but John, I mean, 96 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,015 what do we do? 97 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,269 - We keep fighting. 98 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,022 Pop the hood and get behind the wheel. 99 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,033 - Oh, fuck yeah! 100 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,202 [engine revving] - All right, John. 101 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,411 If you're still in there, 102 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,164 this is gonna suck. [opens zipper] 103 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,083 [electrical crackling] 104 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,584 Clear! 105 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,795 [buzzing] [grunting] 106 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,005 [buzzing] [grunting] 107 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,841 Come on, wake up! 108 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,594 [engine revving] 109 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,346 [screaming] [buzzing] 110 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,681 - Jell-O! 111 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,057 - John? 112 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,768 - Quiet? Did we win? 113 00:05:52,769 --> 00:06:05,364 ♪ 114 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,575 [chains clinking] 115 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:13,831 - All right, he's set! 116 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:17,168 [engine starting and revving] 117 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,634 - [John Doe] Whoa, a bomb? 118 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,303 - Yeah. It was a massacre. 119 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,347 - I don't feel so bad about losing, 120 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,391 knowing the tournament got cut short. 121 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:36,103 - No, uh, someone did win. 122 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,063 Stu. - Stu?! 123 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,982 Are you fucking-- [groans] 124 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,567 Now I feel worse. 125 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,652 - Hey, look, I hate to cut this reunion short, 126 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,362 but seeing as we don't have unlimited gas, 127 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,531 it'd be really great if someone told me where I was driving. 128 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,284 - I don't know. The Dolls could be anywhere by now. 129 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,786 - Just head north. 130 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:58,125 - Finally, a map I can read. 131 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,418 [sighs] 132 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:13,849 ♪ 133 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,603 - Now the real game begins. 134 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,525 Well, well, well, 135 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:26,028 if it isn't my champion. 136 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,155 Congratulations, Stu. 137 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,491 - Give me my wish. 138 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:35,412 - And what a wish it is, a real whopper. 139 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,373 Are you sure you want it? 140 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,668 Because there's no going back. 141 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,590 [groans] 142 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,634 - Buckle me up, Stu. 143 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,303 Oh, man, what a fantastic toilet. 144 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,306 Hey, where'd that door come from? 145 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,601 Wow, what service! 146 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,812 [door opens and shuts] 147 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:09,530 ♪ 148 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,449 - I wish to go somewhere safe, 149 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,535 away from all this, 150 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,537 just me and Mike. 151 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,330 [clinks] 152 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,416 [plops] 153 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,718 Give me my fucking wish. 154 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:36,306 - Thank you for playing Twisted Metal. 155 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,141 [claps] 156 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:52,157 ♪ 157 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,455 [static crackling] 158 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,042 - What? 159 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:13,970 No. No! 160 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,058 What the fuck?! 161 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,979 [muffled] What the fuck?! 162 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:29,110 [Calypso laughing] 163 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,408 [engine revving] 164 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:53,301 ♪ 165 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:15,781 ♪ 166 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,950 - We're here. 167 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,454 You coming? 168 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:35,259 ♪ 169 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,468 You want to go in first? 170 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,013 - No. You do the honors. 171 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,311 [handle rattles] 172 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,439 [grunts] 173 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,319 - Door's a little sticky. 174 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,447 [glass breaks] 175 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,118 - Oh. I'm sorry. This is-- 176 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,038 This is your house. You go first. 177 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:26,978 ♪ 178 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,240 [door creaks] 179 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,411 - Jeez, was your grandpa Davy Crockett? 180 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,539 - No fucking way! 181 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,875 Oh! 182 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,710 Ha! Suck it, losers. 183 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,921 This bed is mine! 184 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,758 [laughing] 185 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:03,347 [chair vibrating] Oh, holy shit. 186 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,599 This is the life. 187 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,310 - Did that chair just turn on? 188 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,149 - There's power. How? 189 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,985 - There must be a genny somewhere. 190 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,909 "So-lar energy." 191 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,869 Sounds like gas from the future. 192 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,455 [laughing] - Cool. 193 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,710 - Well, aren't you full of surprises? 194 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,086 Hey, John. 195 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,048 I hope you like your chicken soup chunky. 196 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:40,635 John? 197 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,517 You calling dibs on this room? 198 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,478 - No need to. 199 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,731 It was mine. 200 00:12:53,732 --> 00:13:08,955 ♪ 201 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,638 No way. 202 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:41,696 ♪ 203 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,338 - It's a lot. 204 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,382 - Yeah. 205 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,178 I never missed somebody like this. 206 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,014 Like a big black hole. 207 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,558 - It sucks. 208 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,567 I think that's why I needed to win the tournament. 209 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,657 Not just for the outsiders, but... 210 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,576 But for her. 211 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:31,912 Then I fucked it all up. 212 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,038 - No, you didn't. 213 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,582 - Yeah, I did. 214 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:39,003 We lost. I lost. 215 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:42,923 - You were just trying to make things better. 216 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,510 - Maybe in this world, that's just not possible. 217 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,599 So... 218 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,896 It's time we did something 219 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,482 for us. 220 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,193 It's our turn. 221 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,696 We can make our own life here. 222 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,744 - No more cars? 223 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,788 And no more violence? 224 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,458 Just us. 225 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,681 [The Cranberries' "Dreams" playing] 226 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:43,067 ♪ 227 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,778 - So not just us. 228 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,323 ♪ Oh my life ♪ 229 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:53,077 ♪ Is changing every day ♪ 230 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:56,498 ♪ In every possible way ♪ 231 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,463 ♪ And oh my dreams ♪ 232 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,133 ♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪ 233 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,429 ♪ Never quite as it seems ♪ 234 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,059 ♪ I know I felt like this before ♪ 235 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,519 [laughing] 236 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,563 ♪ But now I'm feeling it even more ♪ 237 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,981 [thuds] 238 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,819 ♪ Because it came from you ♪ 239 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,988 [chomping, crunching] 240 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,824 ♪ Then I open up and see ♪ 241 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,534 [panting and moaning] 242 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,953 ♪ The person falling here is me ♪ 243 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,163 - You guys, I found a-- [screaming] 244 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,331 ♪ A different way to be ♪ 245 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,543 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 246 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:51,510 ♪ Ahh ah ah ah ah ♪ 247 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:56,558 ♪ La la ah ah ♪ 248 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:06,942 - [John Doe] By... - [Mayhem] By... 249 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,571 - [Quiet] The. - [Mayhem] The-the-the- 250 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,907 the fire. 251 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,284 - When casting a line, 252 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,619 you have to be gentle, like with the clutch. 253 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,912 Right? Pull too hard, 254 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,456 you won't be able to get your car in gear. 255 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,208 Now, in this scenario, the car is the fish. 256 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,128 The hook is the gear. Or is that the other way around? 257 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,298 [gunshots] What the hell are you doing?! 258 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,176 - I'm fishing. 259 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,386 - Listen to someone who's done this before. 260 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,930 Can't shoot what you can't see. 261 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,557 - Got one. 262 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,976 - That's a lucky shot. Meanwhile, Mayhem and I 263 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:41,977 are going to fish the right way. 264 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,438 [gunshots] 265 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:50,194 Fine. I guess we're wasting ammo today. 266 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:53,614 - Got one. Oh, headshot. 267 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,700 [gunfire] 268 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,163 - Tonight I've prepared trout 269 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,123 execution style. 270 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,250 - Oh, damn, that looks good. 271 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,878 Oye, May! Dinner! 272 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,255 - [Mayhem] In a minute! - We're not waiting for you! 273 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,843 [footsteps approaching] 274 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:18,180 - So how's ax training going? 275 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,724 - Oh, pretty good. 276 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:26,772 - She's already nailing cans from 20 yards away. 277 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,731 [clinks] 278 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,316 Wow, this is so good. 279 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,609 You're doing the cooking from now on. 280 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,985 - Yeah, well, Quiet shouldn't really get 281 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,279 within 50 feet of a pot anyway. 282 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,241 - Um, excuse me. I didn't hear you complaining 283 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,535 when you were scarfing down my squirrel souffle. 284 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,161 - Yeah, 'cause she was stuffing that shit in her pockets 285 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,579 and taking it to the trash. - [Mayhem] Dude! 286 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,248 - What?! - You fucking narc! 287 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,833 - What? It's okay. What?! 288 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:49,169 Look, babe, we keep you around for your personality 289 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,714 and your ax skills, that's it. 290 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,133 [static buzzing] 291 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:58,929 [vibrating] [radio noise] 292 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,681 [musical tones] 293 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,724 - Greetings 294 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:05,144 to my loyal "Twisted Metal" viewers. 295 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,604 I come to you with a heavy heart. 296 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,356 Our country is still reeling 297 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,191 from the senseless act of violence 298 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,402 committed at my tournament. 299 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:17,531 Hundreds of innocent insiders were brutally murdered. 300 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:21,326 In response, the mega cities have formed an alliance, 301 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,246 the United Treaty of Insiders. 302 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:27,166 - We have conducted a thorough investigation 303 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,752 and discovered the identity of the bombers. 304 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,046 It was two competitors, 305 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,506 John Doe and Quiet. 306 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,675 - What?! 307 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,553 - [Quiet] I wish for all the walls to come down 308 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,514 in every city, everywhere. 309 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,475 - [John Doe] It's time for the outsiders 310 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,894 to get their fair share. 311 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,732 - Dudes, what the fuck? 312 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,068 - [John Doe] That's not us. 313 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,070 How'd they get my vest? 314 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,988 - Prom. 315 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,531 - [OC Insider] These evil acts 316 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,327 are a declaration of war against all insiders everywhere. 317 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,538 We will not let this attack on our way of life stand. 318 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,707 The tournament was meant to be 319 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,668 an olive branch to the outsiders. 320 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:14,129 Unfortunately, that branch was burned. 321 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:18,385 So now we will burn you. 322 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,431 The insiders are done hiding. 323 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:29,019 We will take back our nation by any means necessary. 324 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,063 And when the outsiders are gone, 325 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,524 we will finally be free, 326 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:38,445 and there will be no more need for walls. 327 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,615 Anyone who supports John and Quiet 328 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,534 will be regarded as hostile. 329 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,119 And anyone that delivers them to us 330 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,705 will be celebrated as a hero. 331 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:51,375 Either way, we will have justice. 332 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,377 - My viewers, 333 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,671 keep your eyes on your screens. 334 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,673 Stay vigilant. 335 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,259 Stay safe. 336 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,721 And, John and Quiet, 337 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,597 if you are out there watching, 338 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:11,186 just know that there is nowhere to run. 339 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:15,191 The world will be a battleground! 340 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,156 - How the hell did it find us? 341 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:26,410 [grunts] 342 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,120 [growling] 343 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,914 [yelps] 344 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,793 [growling] [yelps] 345 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,713 - Touch her again and I'll show you 346 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,089 what we do with fish around here. 347 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:39,882 [gunshots] 348 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,091 [yelling] [clangs] 349 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:41,759 [yelps] 350 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,595 [gunshots] 351 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:45,804 [clicks] 352 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:49,142 [growls] 353 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,436 [grunting] 354 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,813 [growling] 355 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,024 [groaning] 356 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,110 [growling] 357 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,157 [electrical crackling] 358 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,580 [choking] Krista? 359 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,502 Krista, is that you? 360 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,337 - [rough voice] You wish. 361 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,339 [grunting] 362 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,424 - [John Doe] Oh, shit. 363 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,343 Krista. Okay, Krista, 364 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,594 it's me, your brother. 365 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,847 [growling] Do you remember me? 366 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,228 Guess that's a no. [grunts] 367 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,940 [grunting] Oh, god! 368 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:40,651 [grunting] 369 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:45,030 [thumping and squelching] 370 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,033 [broken whistling] 371 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:55,959 [groans] 372 00:22:58,461 --> 00:22:59,211 [gunshot] [glass breaking] 373 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,212 [groans] 374 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,548 [growling] 375 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,969 [gunshots] [glass breaking] 376 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,473 [screaming] 377 00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:12,808 [wincing] 378 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,560 Quiet, May, 379 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,644 we gotta get out of here. 380 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,688 [wincing] - Where's Minion? 381 00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,189 - It's Krista. - What? 382 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,650 - Krista? What about Minion? - No, Krista is the Minion! 383 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,069 - Shit! - [John Doe] See? 384 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,114 - Oh my God. 385 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:29,033 [growling] 386 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,118 - Hey! 387 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,748 [epic music playing] 388 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,085 Come with me if you don't want to die. 389 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,295 - [both] Stu? 390 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,339 - It's like Stu-point-oh. 391 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,342 - Go! I'll hold her off. 392 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:47,801 Go, I say! 393 00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:49,720 [growling] 394 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,263 Good night, Minion. 395 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,890 [clicking] 396 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:53,891 Oh, shit. 397 00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:54,933 - Well, yeah. 398 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:55,769 - My hero! 399 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,316 [growling] [grunting] 400 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:09,657 [electrical humming intensifies] 401 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:18,123 [screaming] [humming fades] 402 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:18,875 Run! 403 00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:22,294 [roaring] 404 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,004 [squelching] [screaming] 405 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,214 [grunts] 406 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:25,382 ♪ 407 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:39,395 [screaming] 408 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,355 Sorry, sis. 409 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,988 [growls] 410 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,991 [panting] 411 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,206 [engine starts] 412 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:08,132 ♪ 413 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,718 [growls] 414 00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:21,520 - [Stu] I was up there in space, all alone for months. 415 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,689 But all that me time gave me time 416 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,524 to work on me. 417 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:26,942 - Okay? 418 00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,694 - My whole life, it's been Mike and Stu, 419 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,112 or Sweet Tooth and Stu. 420 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,156 I was done being someone else's sidekick. 421 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,158 So I started working out. 422 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:38,704 Pushups, biceps, I worked all the major muscles. 423 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,247 I learned the mechanics of the pod, 424 00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:42,666 timed the orbit to crash into the Great Lakes. 425 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,418 And then I started making my way to the cabin. 426 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:45,794 - How'd you know about the cabin? 427 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,796 - Are you kidding? You talked about it constantly. 428 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:48,881 Everyone knew about it. 429 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,132 We turned it into a drinking game. 430 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,092 [laughs] - Oh, yeah. 431 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,721 - I drew a map of it from memory. 432 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,431 That cat is actually a horse. 433 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:59,683 I'm bad at drawing horses. 434 00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,561 - Un-fucking-believable. 435 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,022 [door opens and shuts] 436 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:15,824 - [Quiet] So what's the plan? 437 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:18,494 - The insiders declared war on the outsiders. 438 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,828 We should join the fight. 439 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:22,164 - No, fuck that. We should run. 440 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,750 - [Quiet] Calypso blamed us for the bombing. 441 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,419 There's a target on our backs. 442 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,963 There's nowhere safe to go. 443 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,258 - Yeah. 444 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,469 I'm not running anymore. 445 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,304 - Why are you smiling? 446 00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:40,140 - What? I always smile. - [Quiet] Not like that. 447 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:41,433 That's a "I have a plan, 448 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,977 but you're not going to like it" kind of smile. 449 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:46,647 - This war between the outsiders and the insiders, 450 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,440 it's a game, and it's rigged. 451 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:51,443 The deck will always be stacked against people like us, 452 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:54,863 unless we take down the dealer. 453 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:57,116 - Oh, my God, you're not serious. 454 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,535 - Oh, I'm serious. 455 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,453 - Wait, I-I'm not following. 456 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,622 - Me neither. 457 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:06,834 - I'm going to kill Calypso. 458 00:27:06,835 --> 00:27:09,837 He started this whole war, and he changed my sister. 459 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,797 - I don't think she's your sister anymore. 460 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,298 She's Minion or... 461 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,009 - [John Doe] It doesn't matter what she calls herself 462 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,845 or the fact she looks at me like I'm a stranger. 463 00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:20,514 She's still my sister. 464 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:23,142 Krista's in there. 465 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,936 The way I see it, we take out Calypso, 466 00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:28,647 we get our lives back, 467 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:31,358 we might get her back too. 468 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,694 [Mayhem clears throat] 469 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,112 [sighs] 470 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:40,409 - So you want to travel across a warzone 471 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:43,538 and hunt down the most dangerous man alive? 472 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:46,374 Yeah, I'm in. 473 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:49,960 - Uh, did you miss the part 474 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:52,171 where Calypso sent me to space? - Oh. 475 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,798 And fully reanimated your sister's corpse? 476 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:55,967 - He's right. 477 00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:02,931 We're going to need help. 478 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:05,768 - We don't need help. 479 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,853 We need cars. 480 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:10,647 [Smashing Pumpkins' "Disarm" playing] 481 00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:22,618 ♪ Disarm you with a smile ♪ 482 00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:26,497 ♪ And cut you like you want me to ♪ 483 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:30,042 ♪ Cut that little child ♪ 484 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:34,797 ♪ Inside of me and such a part of you ♪ 485 00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:38,885 ♪ Ooh the years burn ♪ 486 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:46,518 ♪ Ooh the years burn ♪ 487 00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:55,442 [groaning] 488 00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:56,610 - I gotta say, that was 489 00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:58,570 the best night's sleep I've had in years. 490 00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:01,824 [metal clanking] 491 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,284 - [Mystery Man #1] What the fuck? 492 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:06,495 - All right, fellas, best untie me 493 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,747 before I hammer throw your shitty little car 494 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,916 into that river over there. 495 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,960 - Hey, yeah, no can do, pal. 496 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,587 We got strict orders to bring your ass in chains. 497 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,464 - Oh, yeah? From who? 498 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:18,716 - Your pops. 499 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:21,010 His Holiness saw you fight the tournament. 500 00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:22,803 He's, uh, real impressed 501 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,763 with what's become of his legacy. 502 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,015 - Daddy? 503 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:27,016 [engine sputters] [grunting] 504 00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:30,769 ♪ I used to be a little boy ♪ 505 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:34,023 ♪ So old in my shoes ♪ 506 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:37,985 ♪ And what I choose is my voice ♪ 507 00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:41,488 ♪ What's a boy supposed to do ♪ 508 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:45,617 ♪ The killer in me is the killer in you ♪ 509 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,370 ♪ My love ♪ 510 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:53,125 ♪ I'll send this smile over to you ♪ 511 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:56,671 ♪ The killer in me is the killer in you ♪ 512 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:07,639 ♪ 513 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,685 [echoing screams]