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(birds chirping)
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(sobbing)
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(train horn blaring
in distance)
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(train horn blaring)
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(meat sizzling)
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(sniffles)
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Woman:
George.
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I'm a murderer.
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Taffy: Look, Lou, I'm not
yanking your chain, okay.
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Matter of fact, I just closed
on a massive beef rub deal.
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I got a license deal
with McCormick.
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All we need is
a few John Hancocks,
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and the green
will start rolling in.
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Lou: (on phone)
Goddamn it, Taffy,
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do you know
who you borrowed from?
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These are Dallas people.
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They send someone down
to deal with you,
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they're gonna
deal with you!
(phone ringing)
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I got another call comin' in,
but hear me out.
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Just tell 'em everything's
gonna be okay.
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It's just, it's all
in escrow, man.
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Alright,
I'll talk to you. Bye.
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Whew.
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Taffy Boyle speakin'.
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Man: (on phone) Oh, hi.
This is Michael Larson
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from Port Arthur Bank
and Trust,
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and I just wanted
to go over...
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Taffy: Nope.
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(exhales)
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(horn tooting "Dixie")
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♪ Got in a little trouble ♪
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♪ At the county seat ♪
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♪ Lawd, they put me
in the jailhouse ♪
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Jamie, how's your ma doing?
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Oh, her back's
not so good.
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Aw, shucks, you know,
I'm gonna give her
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a shoutout
on the show tonight.
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Jamie: That'd make
her week, Taff.
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Sheriff, you better
have a warrant
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the way you harassing
that meat right there.
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Brisket's so good,
ought to be illegal.
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Look here, everybody:
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Don't forget to floss.
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And remember
what we like to say,
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you know what
our slogan is:
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"We'll put the meat
in between your teeth,
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but you gonna get it out."
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(laughter)
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Where have you been?
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Come on, Mandy.
Look, I'm not a teleporter.
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I got here
as soon as I can.
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You need to talk
to your brother.
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He's just been standing
in the meat locker
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like some kind of ghost.
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Taffy: He's your husband.
You know how he gets.
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What's the problem now?
What, the new kid,
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he used hickory
instead of apple wood?
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This is different, Taffy.
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I've never seen him
like this.
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Hey, George.
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We have built
a temple of carnage.
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(Taffy laughs)
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You bet your ass,
brother, we have.
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Oh, whoa, wait a minute.
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Uh, look,
look here, George,
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when we done
with this beef rub deal,
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okay, how about,
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how about you and Mandy
take a vacation,
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go to the Gulf
and celebrate.
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It'd be your
second honeymoon.
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Matter of fact, here,
I got the contract right here.
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We can get everything
done right--
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I don't need a vacation.
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I need out.
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You need
o-o-out of what?
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Out of all of it.
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The restaurant,
the beef rub deal,
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the self-perpetuating cycle
of endless cruelty.
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I'm going vegan, Taffy.
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Y-y-you're going vegan?
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I no longer want
to participate
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in the sale
of animal products.
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Taffy:
Okay, uh, George,
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you're a renowned pitmaster.
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Your whole dang life
has been animal products.
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Which is why
this is hard for me.
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I'd like to take my half
of the business
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and begin the next phase
of my journey.
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Come on, man,
you know I can't buy you out.
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I don't save like you.
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I already spoke
to JJ Ruskin in town,
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and he could take
a look at our books.
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He'll give us
a fair shake.
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What the fuck do JJ Ruskin
know about our books?
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Huh? Why the fuck
are you talking to--
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He don't know-- Look here,
let me tell you something,
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I do my books
a special way
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It's only a certain way
I can understand.
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JJ Ruskin not gonna understand
how to do my fucking--
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Hey, we're going
to figure this out.
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Alright? Don't worry.
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But this is happening.
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(door closes)
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Mandy, I feel like...
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like everything's
closing in, you know?
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I don't know what to do.
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♪
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Okay...
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(clicking)
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(heavy breathing)
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Now look here, y'all know
I love to run my mouth.
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But you have to know
that my brother George
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is the real genius.
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That's right.
He could take
a piece of meat
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and make it
into something divine.
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And you know what make George
so good at what he do?
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Is how much he cares
about the details.
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Now look, I thought
I'd come by one last time,
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to see if I can convince you
to change your mind.
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Hmm?
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You sure?
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I'm sure.
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How about we do this,
let's, let's--
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Why don't we just
sit here and enjoy...
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this beautiful sunset.
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(bottles clink)
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Mm.
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Daddy's ax.
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Remember all those
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wood-splitting competitions
we would have?
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Mm-hmm.
I could not beat you once.
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I could not hold a candle
to my brother George.
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And Daddy damn sure
made sure I knew that too.
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Well, what good's
a mean brisket
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without butts
on the benches.
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You and Mandy
made this place,
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came up with
the radio show.
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Floss.
People love the floss.
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Yeah, they do love
that floss.
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You know,
people take it home and...
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use it with they own food.
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(laughter)
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I'm really going
to miss you.
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I really am.
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You're going to be alright
without me.
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I know.
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Everybody!
Why don't we give it up
for my brother George.
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(cheering and applause)
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♪ Why don't you try
the vibration? ♪
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♪ It's number one
in the nation ♪
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Taffy, what are you
still doing here?
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You're on in five.
I'm going. I'm going.
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Don't get your panties
in a twist.
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(horn tooting "Dixie")
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♪ I said it's uptight,
alright, yeah ♪
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♪ I got the feeling, yeah ♪
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♪ Baby, make it alright ♪
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♪ Got to do
the vibration ♪
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She's all ready
for you, Mr. Boyle.
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I appreciate that, Austin.
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And here you go, here's
a little something for you.
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Oh.
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Enjoy that.
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Hey, there, come on,
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Belgrade, hmm?
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Pineland. Carthage. Nacogdoches.
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And any other straggler
that's tuning in.
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You know what it is?
It's your source
for everything barbecue.
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BBQ-and-A.
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And I'm your favourite host...
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(over speakers):
...Taffy Boyle. (laughs)
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But enough about me.
I want to hear from you.
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(phone rings)
Caller, you're on the line.
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Got some happy customers
here, Taff.
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Say hi, everyone.
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CROWD:
Hi, everyone!
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Hello, everyone.
Back to you.
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Now, look, that voice sounded
really familiar to me.
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Is that who I think it is,
my sister-in-law Mandy Boyle?
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Hey, Mandy.
Won't you do me a favour?
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Kick off the show
with the first question.
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What you eatin' there, Luce?
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Best damn hot links
in the state.
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Ooh, best damn
hot links in the state.
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You know, so one
of my favourite things
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at Boyle Barbecue
is the hot links,
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and that's what this show
should be about.
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So I think tonight
we ought to talk about
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how the sausage gets made.
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And I mean it literally.
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Now, you guys know
I love to run my mouth,
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but you have to know
that my brother George
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is the real genius.
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That's right. He could
take a piece of meat
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and make it
into something divine.
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And you know what make George
so good at what he do?
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Is how much he cares
about the details.
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We used to buy
our hot links from a farm
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that shall go unnamed.
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But my brother George
had a problem
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with the texture
of the casing.
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(window creaking)
He said to me, "Taffy,
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from now on, we're sourcing
our own intestines..."
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(recording of Taffy continues)
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...the intestine casing,
they're thinking about
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the meat inside,
and that's a mistake.
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The intestine is like
a beautiful ship
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that brings the meat
on a journey...
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♪
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(George snoring)
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(recording of Taffy continues)
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(snoring)
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Shit.
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(gas hissing)
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Taffy: (on recording)
...real careful, real gentle,
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so they never see it comin'.
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(dog growling)
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Hey!
Where the fuck
you come from.
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(barking)
Shoo!
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Shh. Shh.
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(whispering)
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Get away from me.
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(barking continues)
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(growling)
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(wood thuds)
(dog yelps)
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Taffy:
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
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(train horn blares)
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Taffy: (on recording)
I bet that's why
folks like yourselves
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keep comin' back
again and again.
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At Boyle's,
we do everything we can
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to make sure every last bite
is damn near perfection.
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(window creaking)
And I want you all to know,
we're mighty grateful to you.
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Well, I hope that
answered your question
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but I've been goin' on about
hot links for long enough.
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(alarm beeping)
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Alright.
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I think it's about time
we take another call.
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How you feel about that?
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I-I-I think it's, uh...
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I think it's time that
we take another call, okay?
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How about that?
(laughs)
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(dialing)
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(phone rings)
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Oh, here we go.
Mandy: Taffy Boyle.
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Nobody should know
that much about sausages.
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(crowd laughs)
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Oh, come on.
Is that you again, Mandy?
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You gotta give somebody else
a opportunity to talk.
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Come on, now.
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Well, I just had
to call in
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and tell you what
a damn windbag you are.
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(laughter)
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Taffy:
Oh, now I'm a windbag.
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I really love that, huh.
255
00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:38,107
Let me tell you something,
256
00:14:38,207 --> 00:14:39,909
let you know now,
if you thought that was a lot,
257
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,672
we get plenty of more show
where that came from.
258
00:14:42,772 --> 00:14:44,474
So you better buckle up,
little lady.
259
00:14:44,574 --> 00:14:46,316
Mandy: (on phone)
We're buckled up, Taffy.
260
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,999
No more long rants
about sausages.
261
00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:51,862
(horn tooting "Dixie")
262
00:14:53,223 --> 00:14:54,204
(tires screech)
263
00:14:54,304 --> 00:14:57,768
(country music playing)
264
00:14:57,868 --> 00:15:01,732
(people cheering, applauding)
265
00:15:01,832 --> 00:15:03,775
Another great show, Taffy.
266
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,256
It's all about
the details, my friend.
267
00:15:05,356 --> 00:15:06,858
All about the details.
268
00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,339
(chuckles)
269
00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:11,602
(country music continues)
270
00:15:16,447 --> 00:15:18,969
(fire crackling)
271
00:15:30,622 --> 00:15:32,624
(door bell rings)
272
00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:44,636
(dog barking)
273
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,922
Uh, hey.
274
00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:54,467
Hi. How you doing? Hi.
Your dog is in my car.
275
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:58,231
Uh, we don't have a dog.
276
00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:00,473
We're a gas station.
277
00:16:00,573 --> 00:16:02,575
(barking continues)
278
00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:12,185
Uh...
279
00:16:19,113 --> 00:16:21,055
Okay.
Go on. Disperse.
280
00:16:21,155 --> 00:16:23,157
(barking continues)
281
00:16:24,478 --> 00:16:25,660
Ow!
282
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,762
Jesus.
283
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,552
Out. Let's go.
284
00:16:37,652 --> 00:16:38,954
Out the car.
(dog growling)
285
00:16:39,054 --> 00:16:42,437
This was a fun bit, but,
ow, it's time to go. Go!
286
00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:45,441
Oh geez, you're so strong.
What's wrong with you?
287
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:48,644
Ow, geez.
(dog growling)
288
00:16:48,744 --> 00:16:50,566
Oh wow, look at this.
289
00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:52,448
Yummy, yummy pork rinds.
290
00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:53,689
All doggies like that.
291
00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:55,871
Come on.
A little Hansel and Gretel.
292
00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:01,818
Okay. You know what?
293
00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:03,920
A little company might be nice.
294
00:17:14,611 --> 00:17:16,613
(dog farts)
295
00:17:18,695 --> 00:17:20,517
Ugh. Ugh.
296
00:17:20,617 --> 00:17:22,318
You know what, I'm having
some hard regrets
297
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,720
re: my hospitality.
298
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,822
(barking continues)
299
00:17:27,944 --> 00:17:29,686
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, you know what,
300
00:17:29,786 --> 00:17:31,168
how about some music.
Yeah?
301
00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:32,729
Tame the savage whatever.
302
00:17:32,829 --> 00:17:35,252
(country music playing)
303
00:17:35,352 --> 00:17:36,653
No?
304
00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:39,096
(Spanish music playing)
305
00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:43,501
(rock music playing)
306
00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:47,305
Radio host:
Did you know
85 percent of Mexicans
307
00:17:47,405 --> 00:17:49,026
have criminal records?
308
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:51,269
They're erasing us folks. Bullshit.
309
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:52,790
Radio host:
Us real Americans.
310
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:54,432
(barks)
Oh!
311
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,955
Radio host:
Every day the wall
goes unfinished...
312
00:17:57,055 --> 00:17:58,917
This is what you want
to listen to.
313
00:17:59,017 --> 00:18:00,278
Radio host:
...and rapists arrive
314
00:18:00,378 --> 00:18:02,881
on our hallowed soil.
315
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,324
MAGA dog. Perfect.
316
00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:08,407
Radio host:
...malfeasance on the part
of the government.
317
00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:11,010
Listen carefully, Patriots.
318
00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:12,811
The truth train's-a-comin'.
319
00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:16,095
And there she blows,
every hour
on the quarter here
320
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:17,857
at the Deep State Dispatch.
321
00:18:17,957 --> 00:18:20,259
(howling)
322
00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:24,143
Oh my god, I'm snapping.
Okay? This is me snapping.
323
00:18:24,243 --> 00:18:26,186
I am snapping
right here.
324
00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:29,789
You racist, homophobic,
anti-Semitic, flatulent,
325
00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:32,032
just... bad dog.
326
00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:33,273
Bad dog!
327
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:36,637
Yeah, I said it. Uh-huh.
328
00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:38,919
Oh, now you want to get out?
329
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:40,280
Oh, okay.
330
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,744
You bet your goose-stepping
fascist dog ass.
331
00:18:47,027 --> 00:18:49,030
(dog whining)
332
00:18:54,996 --> 00:18:58,600
Very good. Go build a wall,
you jackboot piece of shit.
333
00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:03,445
(growling)
All: Oh!
334
00:19:04,286 --> 00:19:05,307
Oh fuck.
335
00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:07,409
(people screaming)
(dog barking)
336
00:19:09,531 --> 00:19:11,553
Shit.
337
00:19:11,653 --> 00:19:14,476
Hey, hey. Hey, hey, you.
Is that your dog?
338
00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:15,918
Uh, no.
339
00:19:16,018 --> 00:19:17,800
Okay. I just saw you let it out.
What do you mean, no?
340
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,843
That dog has ate
$300 worth of food,
and you're gonna pay for it.
341
00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:23,526
It was a couple of sausages.
Where did you get that math?
342
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:26,169
Look here, we got a problem,
I'll go tell the sheriff.
He's right at table five.
343
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:30,333
There is no need to jump
to extremes. I just, uh...
344
00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:34,697
I typically don't carry around
that kind of cash.
345
00:19:34,797 --> 00:19:37,179
How much would you say
a spare tire is worth?
346
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,981
Hey, what's the problem here?
347
00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:41,624
The problem is, is that
her little mangy mutt
348
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,025
has ate half a steer.
349
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,109
Okay, look,
that dog is an asshole.
350
00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:49,753
There's no daylight
between us on that.
I just...
351
00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:54,518
Look, I'm kind of broke,
and I could really use a break.
352
00:19:54,618 --> 00:19:57,761
We could always use
a extra hand in the pit.
353
00:19:57,861 --> 00:20:00,884
George, okay, we're not hiring
some vagabond. Come on.
354
00:20:00,984 --> 00:20:02,086
George:
What do you say? Huh?
355
00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:04,088
Work a shift,
we call it square.
356
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:06,190
If you like it, you stay on.
357
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,736
Barbecue means many things
around the world.
358
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,898
But in Texas,
it means beef.
359
00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:15,820
And we like
to keep things simple.
360
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,863
Meat, salt, pepper,
361
00:20:18,963 --> 00:20:22,147
and the fourth ingredient, wood.
362
00:20:22,247 --> 00:20:26,031
Now, our main smokers
use a blend of hickory,
363
00:20:26,131 --> 00:20:28,613
apple, mesquite,
and cherry.
364
00:20:30,615 --> 00:20:33,038
(sniffs)
Hmm, which one is this?
365
00:20:33,138 --> 00:20:35,140
(sniffs)
366
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:36,642
(exhales)
367
00:20:36,742 --> 00:20:39,205
George, I got no idea.
368
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:42,288
Good barbecue is like
a symphony,
369
00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,050
playing on all five senses,
370
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,451
and a skilled conductor
371
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,133
can pick out
each and every note.
372
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,375
When in doubt,
try tasting it.
373
00:20:49,475 --> 00:20:51,618
Ha, ha. You're adorable.
374
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,379
(both laugh)
375
00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:56,062
The reason brisket
needs eight hours
376
00:20:56,162 --> 00:20:57,544
is because of the stall.
377
00:20:57,644 --> 00:20:59,646
What's the stall?
378
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:01,708
The first hour or two,
379
00:21:01,808 --> 00:21:03,350
the temperature is
steadily increasing
380
00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:05,472
until you reach about 160.
381
00:21:05,572 --> 00:21:06,714
Then you can get
stuck there
382
00:21:06,814 --> 00:21:09,396
for about four, five,
even six hours.
383
00:21:09,496 --> 00:21:13,401
See, the stall is where a...
384
00:21:13,501 --> 00:21:15,703
kind of alchemy takes place.
385
00:21:17,104 --> 00:21:18,126
You pull it at 210,
386
00:21:18,226 --> 00:21:20,648
let it rest for an hour,
387
00:21:20,748 --> 00:21:23,211
and always slice
388
00:21:23,311 --> 00:21:25,313
against the grain.
389
00:21:27,315 --> 00:21:29,938
Now, you see that look
on your face right there,
390
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:32,040
that's what it's all about.
391
00:21:32,681 --> 00:21:34,683
Mm.
392
00:21:35,764 --> 00:21:37,766
(sizzling)
393
00:21:38,407 --> 00:21:41,349
So what's up with
all the floss?
It's everywhere.
394
00:21:41,449 --> 00:21:45,273
Taffy's big innovation
and our trademark quirk.
395
00:21:45,373 --> 00:21:47,375
I think it's great. Bullshit.
396
00:21:48,697 --> 00:21:50,599
Okay, I hate it.
397
00:21:50,699 --> 00:21:51,920
We do all this
398
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,201
and we leave our customers
399
00:21:53,301 --> 00:21:55,204
with a putrid
chemical cinnamon.
400
00:21:55,304 --> 00:21:58,727
It's a... air horn
at the symphony.
401
00:21:58,827 --> 00:21:59,969
Huh.
402
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:03,292
Meat poet.
Look at you.
403
00:22:03,392 --> 00:22:05,454
George:
These animals give their lives,
404
00:22:05,554 --> 00:22:07,256
and I believe in honouring
their sacrifice
405
00:22:07,356 --> 00:22:09,699
by using
every last part of them.
406
00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:11,941
(sizzling)
407
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,043
Are those, uh...
408
00:22:14,924 --> 00:22:16,066
dicks?
409
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:18,268
Tongue.
410
00:22:18,368 --> 00:22:21,832
It is my absolute
favourite thing
that we make here.
411
00:22:21,932 --> 00:22:24,614
I use pecan
just for this.
412
00:22:27,698 --> 00:22:28,999
(sniffs)
413
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,221
An unusual wood.
414
00:22:31,862 --> 00:22:33,864
(sniffs)
415
00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:37,328
Hey. That smells different.
416
00:22:37,428 --> 00:22:38,409
Mm-hmm.
417
00:22:38,509 --> 00:22:40,511
Huh.
418
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,175
Does Mandy ever stay
up here with you?
419
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,678
Hmm. She prefers
the house in town.
420
00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:48,620
Must get boring.
421
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,582
Nah.
422
00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:52,684
Alone at night...
423
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,167
I do my best thinking.
424
00:22:56,288 --> 00:22:59,431
You can hear what the universe
is trying to tell you.
425
00:22:59,531 --> 00:23:02,735
Yeah. Sounds boring.
You a movie guy?
426
00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:04,957
You like animals, right?
427
00:23:05,057 --> 00:23:07,159
So, let's see,
we got "Babe"...
428
00:23:07,259 --> 00:23:10,643
what else, "Charlotte's Web,"
and we got "Okja."
429
00:23:10,743 --> 00:23:12,285
Uh, I've only seen
the first half of that one,
430
00:23:12,385 --> 00:23:14,527
but it's pretty cute
so far.
431
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,409
Uh, oh and there's...
432
00:23:16,509 --> 00:23:20,193
♪
433
00:23:39,213 --> 00:23:41,215
(sobs)
434
00:23:53,227 --> 00:23:56,310
(sizzling)
435
00:23:59,233 --> 00:24:01,235
(sniffles)
436
00:24:02,757 --> 00:24:04,759
George?
437
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,323
I'm a murderer.
438
00:24:18,013 --> 00:24:19,755
So I just said it.
439
00:24:19,855 --> 00:24:21,857
Taffy, I'm out.
440
00:24:22,217 --> 00:24:24,219
So I'm out.
441
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:26,962
Wow.
442
00:24:27,062 --> 00:24:28,324
Good for you.
443
00:24:28,424 --> 00:24:30,286
You know,
it took guts to do that.
444
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,568
And for what it's worth,
I don't think
you're a murderer.
445
00:24:32,668 --> 00:24:34,750
I think you're
a good person, George.
446
00:24:36,712 --> 00:24:38,715
You, uh...
447
00:24:39,155 --> 00:24:40,857
you live
on the road, right?
448
00:24:40,957 --> 00:24:44,361
Uh... yeah.
Yeah, I guess I do.
449
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,705
So what's it like?
450
00:24:48,805 --> 00:24:52,870
To leave everything behind
and start fresh?
451
00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:56,553
Well, it's, uh...
it's easy.
452
00:24:56,653 --> 00:24:58,676
Too easy maybe.
453
00:24:58,776 --> 00:25:00,778
A life of fresh starts.
454
00:25:01,699 --> 00:25:03,441
But it suits me.
455
00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:06,204
And, yeah, and you get
to meet all sorts of people
456
00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:08,046
and all sorts of lives.
457
00:25:08,146 --> 00:25:09,807
All sorts of lies?
Lives.
458
00:25:09,907 --> 00:25:12,851
But, you know,
sometimes I just,
459
00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:15,854
I take a map,
I pick a spot,
460
00:25:15,954 --> 00:25:17,956
and I head there.
461
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,499
So what are you
going to do?
462
00:25:20,599 --> 00:25:22,261
I have no idea.
463
00:25:22,361 --> 00:25:25,163
And that should scare me,
but it don't.
464
00:25:26,685 --> 00:25:29,168
One thing I do know--
Mandy: Charlie!
465
00:25:30,970 --> 00:25:33,072
Where did you go?
466
00:25:33,172 --> 00:25:35,755
Oh, I guess
I kind of work here.
467
00:25:35,855 --> 00:25:37,076
Well, I should probably go.
468
00:25:37,176 --> 00:25:39,078
But, uh, what's
the one thing you know?
469
00:25:39,178 --> 00:25:41,260
Don't leave me hanging.
Mandy: Charlie!
470
00:25:42,382 --> 00:25:43,803
Go on.
I'll tell you later.
471
00:25:43,903 --> 00:25:46,566
Eh, I'll hold you to that.
472
00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:49,689
Hope things
don't get too hectic
in the pit without me.
473
00:25:49,789 --> 00:25:52,652
Oh. Come on, I've had
three whole days of training,
474
00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:55,656
I'm practically a pro.
(George chuckles)
475
00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:57,938
Hot, hot, hot, holy hell.
476
00:25:58,038 --> 00:25:59,139
Hot, hot.
477
00:25:59,239 --> 00:26:01,741
Geez.
You know, we have fire gloves.
478
00:26:01,841 --> 00:26:03,263
What? Oh God, great.
479
00:26:03,363 --> 00:26:06,906
Okay, your timing is just
chef's kiss, Beto.
480
00:26:07,006 --> 00:26:09,249
(car horn tooting "Dixie")
481
00:26:14,534 --> 00:26:16,537
(applause)
482
00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:19,960
Another great show, Taffy.
483
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,642
It's all about
the details, my friend.
484
00:26:21,742 --> 00:26:23,043
All about the details.
485
00:26:23,143 --> 00:26:24,805
(chuckles)
486
00:26:24,905 --> 00:26:28,829
(country music playing)
487
00:26:34,996 --> 00:26:36,998
(door closes)
488
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,663
Mandy:
How'd it go?
489
00:26:41,763 --> 00:26:43,765
Fine.
490
00:26:49,051 --> 00:26:51,954
Beto, I can't find
the paprika.
491
00:26:52,054 --> 00:26:54,056
Can you go ask George
where it is?
492
00:26:56,579 --> 00:26:58,581
It's...
493
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,891
Beto:
Help!
494
00:27:07,991 --> 00:27:11,054
(Beto screams)
495
00:27:11,154 --> 00:27:13,457
Help!
(people gasp)
496
00:27:13,557 --> 00:27:15,559
(crowd exclaiming)
497
00:27:21,325 --> 00:27:24,188
Taffy: (clears throat)
Uh...
498
00:27:24,288 --> 00:27:26,951
you know, I know it's hard
to move forward
499
00:27:27,051 --> 00:27:28,312
from a tragedy like this,
500
00:27:28,412 --> 00:27:32,517
but, um, me and Mandy
discussed this and...
501
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:34,399
(sighs) we think
the best way to honour
502
00:27:34,499 --> 00:27:36,661
my brother George's
memory is, um...
503
00:27:38,182 --> 00:27:41,046
is by keeping
Boyle's Barbecue goin' strong.
504
00:27:41,146 --> 00:27:43,248
This place here
brings people together.
505
00:27:43,348 --> 00:27:46,211
Puts smiles on their faces,
meat in their bellies.
506
00:27:46,311 --> 00:27:48,313
And I know that's what
my brother George...
507
00:27:49,474 --> 00:27:51,777
I know that's what
he would have wanted.
508
00:27:51,877 --> 00:27:53,879
(quietly): Bullshit.
509
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,362
(indistinct chatter)
510
00:27:58,724 --> 00:28:01,267
Uh, hey, uh...
511
00:28:01,367 --> 00:28:04,470
I think
I'm gonna hit the road.
512
00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:07,073
You gonna be alright
in the kitchen without me?
513
00:28:07,173 --> 00:28:09,235
It'll probably be easier.
514
00:28:09,335 --> 00:28:11,337
I appreciate the honesty.
515
00:28:13,739 --> 00:28:16,602
I, I know he was going
through some heavy stuff,
516
00:28:16,702 --> 00:28:19,245
but he seemed...
517
00:28:19,345 --> 00:28:22,328
I don't know, happy.
518
00:28:22,428 --> 00:28:23,449
I don't think
that's so unusual
519
00:28:23,549 --> 00:28:26,412
once people have
made up their minds.
520
00:28:26,512 --> 00:28:27,654
You think it could
have been an accident?
521
00:28:27,754 --> 00:28:30,857
Nah. Sheriff confirmed
it was a suicide.
522
00:28:30,957 --> 00:28:34,221
He shut all the windows.
He locked it from the inside.
523
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:37,424
I had to force
the door open myself.
524
00:28:37,524 --> 00:28:39,526
George knew
what he was doing.
525
00:28:42,049 --> 00:28:44,051
Alright, well, uh...
526
00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:48,996
Hey, um, if you see
that fascist dog,
527
00:28:49,096 --> 00:28:51,338
tell him he's
a real asshole for me.
528
00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:54,121
(clicks tongue)
529
00:28:54,221 --> 00:28:56,224
Attorney:
Here.
530
00:28:58,586 --> 00:29:00,248
Woman: (on phone)
And again, very happy
531
00:29:00,348 --> 00:29:01,649
to be in business with you.
532
00:29:01,749 --> 00:29:04,212
But we could have waited
to finish the signing.
533
00:29:04,312 --> 00:29:06,615
We know you're
in mourning.
534
00:29:06,715 --> 00:29:09,217
Look-look here,
we appreciate
your condolences.
535
00:29:09,317 --> 00:29:11,260
But as you know,
more than anything,
536
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,901
my brother George
cared about sharing
537
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,065
his signature beef rub
with the world.
538
00:29:16,165 --> 00:29:18,828
Taffy and I just
really feel it's important
539
00:29:18,928 --> 00:29:20,509
to make his dreams
a reality.
540
00:29:20,609 --> 00:29:22,611
Attorney: (whispering)
This last one
is just an initial.
541
00:29:27,577 --> 00:29:29,719
Woman: (on radio)
Welcome to the knitting circle
542
00:29:29,819 --> 00:29:31,481
with me, Cathy Jay.
543
00:29:31,581 --> 00:29:33,523
Today, I'll be
debating the merits
544
00:29:33,623 --> 00:29:35,966
of diamond
honeycomb stitch,
545
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,407
with a very special guest,
546
00:29:37,507 --> 00:29:39,950
my dear friend Meryl Beauregard.
547
00:29:58,809 --> 00:30:00,932
You poor dumb little turd.
548
00:30:04,055 --> 00:30:05,917
(barks)
Ow, asshole.
549
00:30:06,017 --> 00:30:08,019
(whimpers)
550
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,566
He'll be fine
after a few days' rest.
551
00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:17,289
I mean, what kind
of a person runs a dog over
552
00:30:17,389 --> 00:30:19,091
and then just
leaves it there.
553
00:30:19,191 --> 00:30:20,412
Doctor:
Oh, he wasn't run over.
554
00:30:20,512 --> 00:30:22,654
Someone beat him
with a piece of wood.
555
00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:23,975
What's that now?
556
00:30:24,075 --> 00:30:26,217
Yeah, it was brutal.
557
00:30:26,317 --> 00:30:29,461
I extracted those
from his head wound.
558
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:32,144
I'm also not certain
this dog is entirely dog.
559
00:30:32,244 --> 00:30:34,466
It could be
up to 25 percent jackal.
560
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:37,950
Oh. Behaviourally,
that tracks.
561
00:30:38,050 --> 00:30:39,752
You can tell by the teeth.
562
00:30:39,852 --> 00:30:41,994
One was ripped out recently.
563
00:30:42,094 --> 00:30:43,996
That's what first drew
my attention to the...
564
00:30:44,096 --> 00:30:46,098
What the fuck
are you doing?
565
00:30:51,944 --> 00:30:54,427
(oboe music)
566
00:31:02,475 --> 00:31:06,139
(light flute music)
567
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:08,142
I thought you
was leavin'.
568
00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:09,503
Oh, I am. Yeah.
569
00:31:09,603 --> 00:31:12,146
Just, uh, doing
a wood thing,
570
00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:13,828
'cause dog justice.
571
00:31:13,928 --> 00:31:15,469
You don't care.
I don't care.
572
00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:17,571
Uh...
573
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:28,383
(oboe music)
574
00:31:32,147 --> 00:31:34,629
(light flute music)
575
00:31:49,285 --> 00:31:52,929
(symphony building)
576
00:32:17,274 --> 00:32:21,559
(symphony continues)
577
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:34,832
(door opens)
578
00:32:34,932 --> 00:32:36,193
We are done.
579
00:32:36,293 --> 00:32:37,635
Dallas guys are paid.
580
00:32:37,735 --> 00:32:39,737
It is over.
581
00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:42,280
No more bridge loan shit.
582
00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:43,681
Yes, I'm in agreement.
583
00:32:43,781 --> 00:32:46,444
There is going to be
some changes around here.
584
00:32:46,544 --> 00:32:48,927
Okay. Change is good.
Change is healthy.
585
00:32:49,027 --> 00:32:52,210
From now on,
I'm handling the finances.
586
00:32:52,310 --> 00:32:56,234
Look, we done
what had to be done, right?
587
00:32:57,596 --> 00:33:00,238
Now we can move on
with our lives.
588
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,883
Yeah. Mandy,
you thought of everything.
589
00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:13,713
We should get back
out there.
590
00:33:13,813 --> 00:33:15,815
Put on a good show.
591
00:33:23,623 --> 00:33:25,285
Charlie:
Yeah, I'm just trying
to figure out, like,
592
00:33:25,385 --> 00:33:26,446
where was he,
you know.
593
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:27,888
When was the last time
you saw him?
594
00:33:27,988 --> 00:33:29,249
Taffy:
Hey, Charlie.
595
00:33:29,349 --> 00:33:31,451
Uh, what are you doing here?
Didn't you quit?
596
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:32,613
Oh, yeah, I did.
597
00:33:32,713 --> 00:33:34,655
Uh, I'm just trying
to figure out...
598
00:33:34,755 --> 00:33:37,878
When was the last time
you saw that fascist
asshole dog?
599
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,544
Okay. Um, how about
we talk in my office?
600
00:33:43,644 --> 00:33:45,746
Alright. What are you
doing here, Charlie?
601
00:33:45,846 --> 00:33:49,410
Oh, you know, I, I, I think
there's been a murder.
602
00:33:51,092 --> 00:33:52,233
Murder?
603
00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:54,235
Charlie: Well,
you know, not a murder
604
00:33:54,335 --> 00:33:56,438
but an attempted murder,
so I...
605
00:33:56,538 --> 00:34:00,222
I think someone tried to kill
that little shithead dog.
606
00:34:00,902 --> 00:34:02,904
A dog?
607
00:34:04,066 --> 00:34:06,008
You do know my brother
just died, right?
608
00:34:06,108 --> 00:34:07,970
Oh no, I know.
And I'm very sorry.
609
00:34:08,070 --> 00:34:09,411
Uh, I-I'm just,
610
00:34:09,511 --> 00:34:11,654
I'm trying to figure out
what happened.
611
00:34:11,754 --> 00:34:14,657
So someone beat it
with a log
612
00:34:14,757 --> 00:34:16,018
over by
your brother's trailer,
613
00:34:16,118 --> 00:34:17,420
which, I mean,
I get it.
614
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,981
That thing can be
a real dick.
615
00:34:19,081 --> 00:34:21,304
But then they moved it.
616
00:34:21,404 --> 00:34:23,026
I mean,
that's weird, right?
617
00:34:23,126 --> 00:34:24,347
What do you mean
they moved it?
618
00:34:24,447 --> 00:34:26,189
Well, because of
the pecan.
619
00:34:26,289 --> 00:34:27,590
The pee-what?
620
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:28,872
The pecan wood?
621
00:34:28,972 --> 00:34:31,575
Eh, I could hear
when I tasted...
622
00:34:33,336 --> 00:34:34,998
there were traces
623
00:34:35,098 --> 00:34:38,122
of pecan wood
in the dog wounds.
624
00:34:38,222 --> 00:34:39,323
And that means
625
00:34:39,423 --> 00:34:41,445
the murder weapon
came from--
626
00:34:41,545 --> 00:34:44,327
Okay. When did you
become CSI?
627
00:34:44,427 --> 00:34:47,010
Look, it's just
a dead dog in Texas.
That's it.
628
00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:49,012
Well, mm...
629
00:34:49,112 --> 00:34:51,575
I mean,
it's not just though.
630
00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:55,499
You've got two kind of
mysterious incidents
631
00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:57,941
in very close proximity
to each other.
632
00:34:58,041 --> 00:35:00,684
My brother's death
is not mysterious.
633
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:03,748
It's tragic.
634
00:35:03,848 --> 00:35:05,549
Well...
635
00:35:05,649 --> 00:35:10,274
yeah, but now that
we're talking it through, uh...
636
00:35:10,374 --> 00:35:13,197
I think maybe the dog
saw something
637
00:35:13,297 --> 00:35:14,919
related to your
brother's death.
638
00:35:15,019 --> 00:35:17,622
Like what?
Like, I don't know.
639
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:19,604
Malfeasance.
640
00:35:19,704 --> 00:35:20,846
Malfeasance?
641
00:35:20,946 --> 00:35:22,687
Something that someone
642
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,049
didn't want it to see,
643
00:35:24,149 --> 00:35:27,332
and they felt that the dog
had to be silenced.
644
00:35:27,432 --> 00:35:30,976
I mean, you do know
dogs can't talk, right?
645
00:35:31,076 --> 00:35:32,738
Well, nobody's saying
dogs can talk.
646
00:35:32,838 --> 00:35:34,840
So what are you saying,
Charlie?
647
00:35:36,962 --> 00:35:38,965
Well...
648
00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:42,148
he said
he'd tell me later.
649
00:35:42,248 --> 00:35:43,910
The last time George
and I talked,
650
00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:46,753
he said he'd tell me
something later.
651
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,635
And he believed it.
652
00:35:48,735 --> 00:35:52,038
And that means, you know,
he thought he'd be alive
653
00:35:52,138 --> 00:35:54,321
at the end of the night.
654
00:35:54,421 --> 00:35:56,403
Look...
655
00:35:56,503 --> 00:35:59,286
we're all taking this
really hard, Charlie.
656
00:35:59,386 --> 00:36:03,210
Do you know I would give
all of this up...
657
00:36:03,310 --> 00:36:04,532
to have my brother back.
658
00:36:04,632 --> 00:36:06,634
Bullshit.
659
00:36:08,956 --> 00:36:10,958
Sorry.
660
00:36:13,561 --> 00:36:15,563
(sniffs)
661
00:36:17,045 --> 00:36:19,047
You know what I think?
662
00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:22,170
I think...
663
00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:25,994
you need to get
the fuck out of town
664
00:36:26,094 --> 00:36:28,457
and don't show your face
around here again.
665
00:36:29,658 --> 00:36:31,320
Because in Texas,
666
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:33,322
no matter if you're
canine or other,
667
00:36:33,422 --> 00:36:36,465
we do not smile kindly
on trespassers.
668
00:36:38,187 --> 00:36:40,710
Is that purely decorative?
669
00:36:43,192 --> 00:36:45,194
Not entirely, no.
670
00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:48,958
Shit.
671
00:36:51,281 --> 00:36:53,322
(engine starts)
672
00:36:54,483 --> 00:36:55,704
(whimpers)
673
00:36:55,804 --> 00:36:57,947
Well, yeah, I know,
but he basically said
674
00:36:58,047 --> 00:37:00,049
he'd shoot me
if I go back there.
675
00:37:01,330 --> 00:37:02,792
(whines)
676
00:37:02,892 --> 00:37:06,316
Look, you might be right,
but we don't have any proof.
677
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:09,078
I don't know,
I just say we move on,
678
00:37:09,178 --> 00:37:11,921
fresh start, you know,
put all this behind us.
679
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,843
(dog growls)
680
00:37:13,943 --> 00:37:16,767
Avenge you?
I don't even like you.
681
00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:18,869
(whimpers)
682
00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:25,696
(shuts off engine)
683
00:37:25,796 --> 00:37:28,219
(vocalising)
684
00:37:28,319 --> 00:37:30,261
Fine. Listen,
you got to stay here.
685
00:37:30,361 --> 00:37:32,984
Remember,
you're a wanted bitch.
686
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,225
(barks)
687
00:37:34,325 --> 00:37:36,027
Just... alright,
I'll put on the sicko.
688
00:37:36,127 --> 00:37:37,909
Radio host:
I don't know about you,
689
00:37:38,009 --> 00:37:39,390
but what I do
in the bathroom
690
00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:41,272
definitely ain't
"gender neutral."
691
00:37:41,372 --> 00:37:43,374
Ugh.
692
00:37:43,855 --> 00:37:45,857
Just don't bark.
693
00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:51,503
(people chattering in distance)
694
00:38:40,074 --> 00:38:41,856
I'm so sorry, Taffy.
695
00:38:41,956 --> 00:38:43,738
♪ I'd rather
break my heart in two ♪
696
00:38:43,838 --> 00:38:45,340
Thank you.
697
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,024
♪ Than have you spread
the word around ♪
698
00:38:49,124 --> 00:38:52,487
♪ Every time you put me down ♪
699
00:39:02,737 --> 00:39:04,739
(sniffs)
700
00:39:12,027 --> 00:39:14,029
(air horn blows)
701
00:39:15,190 --> 00:39:17,272
(air horn blows)
702
00:39:27,163 --> 00:39:29,385
(air horn blows)
703
00:39:29,485 --> 00:39:32,408
An air horn
at the symphony.
704
00:39:34,851 --> 00:39:36,853
Hmm.
705
00:39:38,535 --> 00:39:41,258
(clicking)
706
00:39:44,781 --> 00:39:46,783
(gun cocks)
707
00:40:15,574 --> 00:40:18,657
♪ ♪
708
00:40:20,098 --> 00:40:22,101
(sighs)
709
00:40:30,109 --> 00:40:32,832
Mandy:
The heck are you doin'?
710
00:40:39,359 --> 00:40:42,062
Now, you might say
that's impossible.
711
00:40:42,162 --> 00:40:43,623
The door was locked
from the inside,
712
00:40:43,723 --> 00:40:45,705
but that's where
the cinnamon floss
713
00:40:45,805 --> 00:40:46,947
comes into play.
714
00:40:47,047 --> 00:40:49,369
Right? Cinnamon floss?
715
00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:51,872
I guess I'm not
over the part
716
00:40:51,972 --> 00:40:53,354
where you're
a human lie detector.
717
00:40:53,454 --> 00:40:55,996
Yeah, I know.
It's, uh, it's crazy, but--
718
00:40:56,096 --> 00:40:58,098
My favourite colour
is yellow.
719
00:40:58,899 --> 00:40:59,960
Bullshit.
720
00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:02,283
I grew up in Old Dime Box. Bullshit.
721
00:41:02,383 --> 00:41:04,385
I grew up in Tanglewood.
722
00:41:07,268 --> 00:41:09,050
Wow.
723
00:41:09,150 --> 00:41:11,413
You ever gamble?
'Cause you could
make a killing?
724
00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:13,614
(chuckles)
725
00:41:13,714 --> 00:41:15,716
Nah.
726
00:41:16,877 --> 00:41:18,879
I loved my husband.
727
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,762
How about that one?
728
00:41:25,326 --> 00:41:27,328
Out of my purview.
729
00:41:28,610 --> 00:41:31,913
I loved how much
he loved what he did.
730
00:41:32,013 --> 00:41:34,836
And then one day he wakes up
and decides he hates the thing
731
00:41:34,936 --> 00:41:36,478
that he devoted
his life to.
732
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,580
He thinks it's murder.
733
00:41:41,343 --> 00:41:43,605
I can only imagine that.
734
00:41:43,705 --> 00:41:46,148
I still don't believe
he wanted to die.
735
00:41:48,671 --> 00:41:50,653
Malfeasance, you said.
736
00:41:50,753 --> 00:41:52,495
Charlie:
Yeah.
737
00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:54,597
I think so.
738
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,743
Well, I mean,
Taffy's got a solid alibi.
739
00:42:00,843 --> 00:42:02,846
We all heard him
on the radio.
740
00:42:09,733 --> 00:42:11,355
Radio host:
...these Chinese sonar attacks
741
00:42:11,455 --> 00:42:14,718
have caused a 30 percent
increase in homosexuality
742
00:42:14,818 --> 00:42:16,200
amongst our teens.
743
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,322
Their beams are able
to traverse vast differences...
744
00:42:18,422 --> 00:42:20,564
Oh, my God, bullshit.
...and unlock the hormones
745
00:42:20,664 --> 00:42:22,666
associated with
unholy desires!
746
00:42:24,028 --> 00:42:25,409
And I'm going to tell you
747
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:27,532
how to protect yourself
from these sonar attacks.
748
00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:29,894
But, uh, up first,
one of my favourite records,
749
00:42:29,994 --> 00:42:32,817
"Filles de Kilimanjaro"
by Miles Davis.
750
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,018
Enjoy.
751
00:42:34,118 --> 00:42:36,781
("Filles de Kilimanjaro"
playing on radio)
752
00:42:36,881 --> 00:42:38,623
Hey, uh,
how can I help you?
753
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,386
Hanky T. Pickens.
754
00:42:41,486 --> 00:42:44,229
Wait, all this,
it's all a gag?
755
00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:47,232
I knew you
didn't really believe
any of this crap.
756
00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:48,874
Yeah. Well,
I also hate jazz,
757
00:42:48,974 --> 00:42:50,916
but, uh, that doesn't
stop me from doing
758
00:42:51,016 --> 00:42:54,520
(deep voice):
Midnight Cool with Dr. James.
759
00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:57,723
Oh, my God.
The doctor is in...
760
00:42:57,823 --> 00:43:00,406
Both:
...the groove.
761
00:43:00,506 --> 00:43:02,048
Yeah.
762
00:43:02,148 --> 00:43:03,209
Wow.
763
00:43:03,309 --> 00:43:05,492
Yeah, I, I have logged
a lot of miles
764
00:43:05,592 --> 00:43:06,693
listening to you, man.
765
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:07,814
You're blowing my mind
right now.
766
00:43:07,914 --> 00:43:08,855
What else do you do?
767
00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:09,896
(gruff voice):
The Morning Buzz
768
00:43:09,996 --> 00:43:11,258
with Jimmy the Jerk.
769
00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:12,939
No.
(female voice):
The Knitting Circle
770
00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:14,501
with Cathy Jay.
771
00:43:14,601 --> 00:43:16,023
Fucking Cathy.
772
00:43:16,123 --> 00:43:18,505
Y la Poderosa Super
773
00:43:18,605 --> 00:43:20,788
con DJ Sanchez.
774
00:43:20,888 --> 00:43:23,950
Oh, I, I'm not sure that
one's cool to do anymore.
775
00:43:24,050 --> 00:43:25,552
Yeah. You know, I was
a theatre major in school,
776
00:43:25,652 --> 00:43:28,515
and there's a lot of hours
to fill in here.
777
00:43:28,615 --> 00:43:31,358
Uh, you work at,
at Boyle's, right?
778
00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:32,559
Yeah. How do you
know that?
779
00:43:32,659 --> 00:43:34,661
You kind of smell
like a fireplace.
780
00:43:35,182 --> 00:43:37,404
But not in a bad way.
781
00:43:37,504 --> 00:43:41,328
Yeah, I guess I came here
to scope out,
782
00:43:41,428 --> 00:43:42,970
poke around something.
783
00:43:43,070 --> 00:43:44,812
I don't know what I
actually thought I'd find.
784
00:43:44,912 --> 00:43:48,055
Uh, were you here
for last night's BBQ-and-A?
785
00:43:48,155 --> 00:43:51,359
Sure, sure. Uh,
Taffy brings me brisket.
786
00:43:53,681 --> 00:43:56,544
Uh, did he... leave
787
00:43:56,644 --> 00:43:58,306
at any point
during the show?
788
00:43:58,406 --> 00:44:00,789
No. I was sitting
right out there
the whole time,
789
00:44:00,889 --> 00:44:02,891
and he never came out.
790
00:44:03,331 --> 00:44:05,333
Can I ask you
a weird favour?
791
00:44:10,379 --> 00:44:12,381
(door opens)
792
00:44:14,623 --> 00:44:16,165
When were you gonna
tell me you beat a dog
793
00:44:16,265 --> 00:44:18,568
within an inch
of its life?
794
00:44:18,668 --> 00:44:20,670
Um...
(clears throat)
795
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,693
I wasn't.
796
00:44:23,793 --> 00:44:28,218
Well, now we've got
a big problem.
797
00:44:28,318 --> 00:44:30,700
Austin: Here you go.
Whole BBQ hour
from last night.
798
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,543
Wow. Thanks for your help.
799
00:44:33,643 --> 00:44:34,705
Literally any time.
800
00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:36,847
I cannot overstate
how bored I am.
801
00:44:38,368 --> 00:44:40,370
(owl hooting)
802
00:44:41,572 --> 00:44:43,754
Uh, I think I know
how he did it.
803
00:44:43,854 --> 00:44:46,717
Oh, Charlie.
You scared me.
804
00:44:46,817 --> 00:44:48,879
I've been listening
to last night's show,
805
00:44:48,979 --> 00:44:52,363
and there's this
16-minute stretch
806
00:44:52,463 --> 00:44:53,564
with no live calls,
807
00:44:53,664 --> 00:44:56,768
where Taffy's just going on
about sausage.
808
00:44:56,868 --> 00:44:58,650
So if he had
prerecorded that,
809
00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:02,334
well, he could have snuck out
and killed George then.
810
00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:05,897
Wow, that's, I mean,
that's crazy.
811
00:45:05,997 --> 00:45:07,379
But would that
have been enough time?
812
00:45:07,479 --> 00:45:10,162
Well, actually, yes.
I, I tested it.
813
00:45:13,365 --> 00:45:15,908
Gah! Fuck you, Dog.
814
00:45:16,008 --> 00:45:18,390
(panting)
815
00:45:18,490 --> 00:45:20,593
Dog.
816
00:45:20,693 --> 00:45:22,695
(panting)
817
00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:25,598
(beeping)
818
00:45:25,698 --> 00:45:27,440
The one piece
I can't figure out is that
819
00:45:27,540 --> 00:45:28,922
in order to have
prerecorded that,
820
00:45:29,022 --> 00:45:30,603
he would have had to know
that he was going to get
821
00:45:30,703 --> 00:45:32,705
a question about hot links.
822
00:45:33,786 --> 00:45:35,848
He did.
Oh, he did?
823
00:45:35,948 --> 00:45:37,329
He asked me to cue him.
824
00:45:37,429 --> 00:45:38,851
It's something
we've done before
825
00:45:38,951 --> 00:45:40,733
when we're trying to move
a particular cut of meat.
826
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:43,096
Like you just go up
to someone who's eating it?
827
00:45:43,196 --> 00:45:44,257
Yeah.
828
00:45:44,357 --> 00:45:46,819
Wow. So, I mean, this is,
829
00:45:46,919 --> 00:45:48,781
this is some
serious shit, Charlie.
830
00:45:48,881 --> 00:45:51,785
I mean, this is
a murder accusation.
831
00:45:51,885 --> 00:45:53,907
Can you prove it?
Charlie: Prove it?
832
00:45:54,007 --> 00:45:55,989
What, like cop prove it,
prove it?
833
00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:57,671
No, very much not.
834
00:45:57,771 --> 00:45:59,953
But goddamn, I swear,
there's a piece missing.
835
00:46:00,053 --> 00:46:02,676
You know, something
that would tie
the whole room together.
836
00:46:02,776 --> 00:46:04,678
It's, it's, it's right
on the edge of my brain
837
00:46:04,778 --> 00:46:06,600
just driving me nuts.
838
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:08,722
Well, if you do
find real proof,
839
00:46:08,822 --> 00:46:10,685
you come to me first, okay?
840
00:46:10,785 --> 00:46:11,966
I'm, I'm tight
with the sheriff,
841
00:46:12,066 --> 00:46:14,408
and we can go
to him together.
842
00:46:14,508 --> 00:46:15,970
(keys jingling)
843
00:46:16,070 --> 00:46:18,072
Good night, Charlie.
844
00:46:19,314 --> 00:46:21,316
(snaps fingers)
Paprika.
845
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,862
Paprika?
846
00:46:26,962 --> 00:46:30,145
Yeah, just this
stupid little thing
that's been bugging me.
847
00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,828
'Cause mostly
when people lie,
848
00:46:32,928 --> 00:46:34,750
it's for some dumb
"who cares" reason,
849
00:46:34,850 --> 00:46:36,271
which I'm sure this is.
850
00:46:36,371 --> 00:46:37,993
So last night
in the kitchen,
851
00:46:38,093 --> 00:46:40,996
you said you didn't know
where the paprika was,
852
00:46:41,096 --> 00:46:42,678
but y-you did know.
853
00:46:42,778 --> 00:46:46,262
So why were you lying
about the paprika?
854
00:46:51,347 --> 00:46:52,689
It was hectic.
855
00:46:52,789 --> 00:46:53,890
There was a lot going on,
856
00:46:53,990 --> 00:46:56,833
and I wanted Beto
to find it.
857
00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,576
To find it?
858
00:46:59,676 --> 00:47:01,678
(Beto screams)
859
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,282
Right.
860
00:47:06,003 --> 00:47:09,066
Look, Charlie,
I like you.
861
00:47:09,166 --> 00:47:12,990
And if Taffy really is
who you say he is, then...
862
00:47:13,090 --> 00:47:16,234
well, he must be
very dangerous.
863
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,796
For your own safety,
I think your best move is
864
00:47:18,896 --> 00:47:22,760
to hit the road,
get a fresh start.
865
00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:25,443
(train horn blares
in distance)
866
00:47:25,543 --> 00:47:28,707
(dog howling)
867
00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:35,614
God, I told you
to be quiet.
868
00:47:35,714 --> 00:47:37,576
(train rattling)
869
00:47:37,676 --> 00:47:39,338
I'm trying to think.
870
00:47:39,438 --> 00:47:41,440
(dog howling)
871
00:48:07,226 --> 00:48:10,329
Charlie:
Hey.
872
00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:13,533
Hey. Didn't I tell you
not to show your face
around here again?
873
00:48:13,633 --> 00:48:15,935
I know what you did,
you shit-kicking psycho.
874
00:48:16,035 --> 00:48:17,777
Why don't you do me
a favour and just get out?
875
00:48:17,877 --> 00:48:19,499
Nope. 'Cause I got proof.
876
00:48:19,599 --> 00:48:20,941
Cop proof.
877
00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:24,224
Something you missed,
and it's going to put you away.
878
00:48:24,324 --> 00:48:25,505
Oh really?
Well, at first,
879
00:48:25,605 --> 00:48:27,548
it was a lot
of little things.
880
00:48:27,648 --> 00:48:30,871
Dog tooth in the ashes,
cinnamon floss,
George's beer.
881
00:48:30,971 --> 00:48:33,033
You know, I sniffed the bottle,
and it didn't smell
like anything.
882
00:48:33,133 --> 00:48:35,916
And I thought,
what are you doing, Charlie?
You're not a poison sniffer.
883
00:48:36,016 --> 00:48:38,559
And anyway, you wouldn't use
a poison that would show up
884
00:48:38,659 --> 00:48:39,680
in an autopsy.
885
00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:42,283
You'd use Ambien
or something.
886
00:48:42,383 --> 00:48:44,566
But what does Ambien
even smell like?
887
00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:45,967
But what's weird was
888
00:48:46,067 --> 00:48:48,570
it really didn't smell
like anything.
889
00:48:48,670 --> 00:48:49,851
I mean, not even beer.
890
00:48:49,951 --> 00:48:52,734
You see, someone had
washed out the bottle.
891
00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:55,457
I mean, who washes out
a bottle of beer?
892
00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:58,460
So you think
George was killed
893
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,382
because somebody
rinsed out a beer bottle?
894
00:49:00,482 --> 00:49:02,625
Well, then there was
your radio show.
895
00:49:02,725 --> 00:49:04,867
I listened to it
over and over,
896
00:49:04,967 --> 00:49:06,749
like I was Gene Hackman
or something.
897
00:49:06,849 --> 00:49:09,352
Gene Hackman?
I was looking for a sound.
898
00:49:09,452 --> 00:49:11,033
Uh, something
that would prove
899
00:49:11,133 --> 00:49:13,196
that you recorded it
ahead of time.
900
00:49:13,296 --> 00:49:14,717
And I found nothing.
901
00:49:14,817 --> 00:49:15,959
Of course, you didn't.
902
00:49:16,059 --> 00:49:18,481
But then I realised
it wasn't a sound.
903
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:21,044
It was the absence
of a sound.
904
00:49:21,144 --> 00:49:23,807
Sort of like the beer
but for the ears.
905
00:49:23,907 --> 00:49:26,810
The truth train.
You know, it goes by
every hour on the quarter.
906
00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:29,052
I-- You can hear it
in all the other shows.
907
00:49:29,152 --> 00:49:30,414
You should have been
able to hear it
908
00:49:30,514 --> 00:49:31,735
in last night's BBQ-and-A,
909
00:49:31,835 --> 00:49:34,218
but it's not there.
910
00:49:34,318 --> 00:49:36,800
(train horn blaring)
Oh.
911
00:49:40,725 --> 00:49:43,207
(train horn blaring)
912
00:49:55,579 --> 00:49:57,581
So, let me get
this straight.
913
00:49:58,823 --> 00:50:02,687
You think that I could be
charged for murder
914
00:50:02,787 --> 00:50:07,311
because you didn't hear
the sound of a... a train.
915
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:11,576
(thudding)
916
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,778
Probably not.
917
00:50:13,878 --> 00:50:16,341
But that's when I found
the real proof.
918
00:50:16,441 --> 00:50:18,984
The thing that's gonna
put your ass away.
919
00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:21,947
Well, I'm going
to explain it to you
920
00:50:22,047 --> 00:50:24,109
in great detail
right now.
921
00:50:24,209 --> 00:50:26,932
You see...
(phone ringing)
922
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,502
(groans)
923
00:50:37,944 --> 00:50:39,445
Hello?
Taffy: We're fucked.
924
00:50:39,545 --> 00:50:42,409
She's got us
dead to rights.
925
00:50:42,509 --> 00:50:44,811
Taffy? What are you
talking about?
926
00:50:44,911 --> 00:50:46,973
Taffy:
That nasty little blonde.
927
00:50:47,073 --> 00:50:48,335
She can prove
we killed George.
928
00:50:48,435 --> 00:50:49,656
Wha--?
929
00:50:49,756 --> 00:50:52,259
Okay, calm down, Taffy.
Tell me what happened.
930
00:50:52,359 --> 00:50:53,660
Taffy: I'm going
to call the sheriff.
931
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,823
Tell him everything.
Maybe he'll cut us a deal.
932
00:50:55,923 --> 00:50:57,785
Taffy, do not.
933
00:50:57,885 --> 00:51:00,067
That is the last thing
we should do.
934
00:51:00,167 --> 00:51:01,308
Taffy:
I'm scared, baby.
935
00:51:01,408 --> 00:51:04,011
I'm so scared.
I can't go to prison.
936
00:51:06,053 --> 00:51:08,356
Well, maybe if you'd
stuck to my plan
937
00:51:08,456 --> 00:51:09,998
and hadn't attacked
that fuckin' dog,
938
00:51:10,098 --> 00:51:12,100
she wouldn't be on to us.
939
00:51:15,063 --> 00:51:17,065
Don't do anything.
940
00:51:17,826 --> 00:51:19,828
I'll be there
in 10 minutes.
941
00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:25,214
(mimicking Taffy):
See you soon, sweetheart.
942
00:51:25,314 --> 00:51:26,695
Which seems inconsequential
943
00:51:26,795 --> 00:51:28,257
until you consider
the atmospherics.
944
00:51:28,357 --> 00:51:30,379
The high yesterday
was 72 degrees.
945
00:51:30,479 --> 00:51:32,141
Humidity: 84 percent.
946
00:51:32,241 --> 00:51:34,984
Wind: Four miles per hour
from the east.
947
00:51:35,084 --> 00:51:37,747
Not an unusual
set of conditions
948
00:51:37,847 --> 00:51:39,148
in and of themselves,
949
00:51:39,248 --> 00:51:41,190
but nothing exists
in a vacuum.
950
00:51:41,290 --> 00:51:45,435
Consider: Do you know
the smoke point of hickory?
951
00:51:45,535 --> 00:51:47,877
No.
570 degrees.
952
00:51:47,977 --> 00:51:50,160
That's 570 degrees.
953
00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:51,962
I'm going
to let you ponder
954
00:51:52,062 --> 00:51:53,443
the implications
of that for a moment.
955
00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:56,166
Charlie, what the fuck
are you talking about?
956
00:51:56,266 --> 00:51:58,409
Look, look, I've been
hearing your bullshit
957
00:51:58,509 --> 00:52:00,331
this whole time
for 20 minutes straight,
958
00:52:00,431 --> 00:52:02,213
and it doesn't make
any fuckin' sense.
959
00:52:02,313 --> 00:52:05,175
Now, for Pete's sake,
could you do me a favour
960
00:52:05,275 --> 00:52:08,478
and just let me know what
this undeniable evidence is?
961
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:11,581
It doesn't matter.
962
00:52:11,681 --> 00:52:13,543
What?
Eh, doesn't matter.
963
00:52:13,643 --> 00:52:15,786
Because I just got
a confession, so.
964
00:52:15,886 --> 00:52:17,588
I haven't confessed
to anything.
965
00:52:17,688 --> 00:52:19,590
Oh, no, not yours.
966
00:52:19,690 --> 00:52:22,553
What the hell
is all this, huh?
967
00:52:22,653 --> 00:52:24,115
It's what your brother
taught me.
968
00:52:24,215 --> 00:52:26,837
The most important part
of the cook...
969
00:52:26,937 --> 00:52:28,940
it's the stall.
970
00:52:30,141 --> 00:52:31,643
(tires screeching)
971
00:52:31,743 --> 00:52:33,645
What?
972
00:52:33,745 --> 00:52:35,246
Mandy:
There he is!
973
00:52:35,346 --> 00:52:37,669
There's my husband's killer.
974
00:52:42,754 --> 00:52:44,736
(in Hanky's voice):
Which will conclusively prove
975
00:52:44,836 --> 00:52:46,058
George Soros' role
976
00:52:46,158 --> 00:52:48,420
in orchestrating
the plandemic.
977
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,622
But first,
Dear Patriots,
978
00:52:50,722 --> 00:52:53,265
the truth train has
brought us a conspiracy
979
00:52:53,365 --> 00:52:55,027
in our own backyard.
980
00:52:55,127 --> 00:52:57,350
Now, you may think
you know the story,
981
00:52:57,450 --> 00:52:59,632
brotherly bloodshed
at Boyle's Barbecue
982
00:52:59,732 --> 00:53:02,515
where the side
of the day is fratricide.
983
00:53:02,615 --> 00:53:04,637
But it turns out
there's one more layer
984
00:53:04,737 --> 00:53:07,841
of this bloomin' onion
left to peel back.
985
00:53:07,941 --> 00:53:10,924
Now, feast your ears
on this.
986
00:53:11,024 --> 00:53:13,406
(Taffy's voice):
I'm scared, baby.
I'm so scared.
987
00:53:13,506 --> 00:53:14,768
I can't go to prison.
988
00:53:14,868 --> 00:53:17,251
Mandy: Well, maybe
if you'd stuck to my plan
989
00:53:17,351 --> 00:53:18,812
and hadn't attacked
that fuckin' dog,
990
00:53:18,912 --> 00:53:20,914
she wouldn't be on to us.
991
00:53:21,955 --> 00:53:23,617
(sighs) Shit.
992
00:53:23,717 --> 00:53:26,140
Hanky:
Now, it's like
I always say,
993
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:29,063
there's a whole lot
of bullshit out there.
994
00:53:29,163 --> 00:53:31,305
So I'd like to give
a special shoutout
995
00:53:31,405 --> 00:53:32,787
to the truth tellers.
996
00:53:32,887 --> 00:53:37,672
Those real-life heroes
that can sniff it on out.
997
00:53:37,772 --> 00:53:40,635
See, they're our only hope
against Soros,
998
00:53:40,735 --> 00:53:43,038
Pelosi, the Zionists,
999
00:53:43,138 --> 00:53:45,961
the Mexicans,
the snowflakes,
1000
00:53:46,061 --> 00:53:47,322
and the woke-
1001
00:53:47,422 --> 00:53:48,363
(radio crackles)
1002
00:53:48,463 --> 00:53:52,207
('50s rock music playing)
1003
00:53:52,307 --> 00:53:54,810
♪ I'm so glad I found you ♪
1004
00:53:54,910 --> 00:53:57,112
Stay strong,
truth tellers.
1005
00:53:57,913 --> 00:53:58,974
Stay strong.
1006
00:53:59,074 --> 00:54:01,097
♪ Let me put
my arms around you ♪
1007
00:54:01,197 --> 00:54:03,419
♪ And we'll rock
till the break of dawn ♪
1008
00:54:03,519 --> 00:54:06,342
♪ This feels like heaven ♪
1009
00:54:06,442 --> 00:54:09,105
♪ Just you and me ♪
1010
00:54:09,205 --> 00:54:12,308
♪ This feels like heaven ♪
1011
00:54:12,408 --> 00:54:15,150
♪ Oh yes, indeed ♪
1012
00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:19,075
♪ Yes, you know you
stand here in my arms ♪
1013
00:54:19,175 --> 00:54:22,078
♪ Rockin' and rollin'
all night long ♪
1014
00:54:22,178 --> 00:54:24,280
♪ Feels like heaven ♪
1015
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:27,043
♪ Just you and me ♪
1016
00:54:27,143 --> 00:54:30,206
♪ I'm in my glory ♪
1017
00:54:30,306 --> 00:54:31,968
♪ Oh yes, indeed ♪
1018
00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:36,213
♪ Mmm, seems like a story ♪
1019
00:54:36,313 --> 00:54:38,976
♪ Just you and me ♪
1020
00:54:39,076 --> 00:54:42,980
♪ Well, you know
you're standin' here,
kissing my lips ♪
1021
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,182
♪ You make my
poor heart go ♪
1022
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:48,225
♪ This feels like heaven ♪
1023
00:54:48,325 --> 00:54:50,448
♪ Just you and me ♪
1024
00:54:52,249 --> 00:54:54,992
♪ I'm so glad I found you ♪
1025
00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:57,996
♪ 'Cause I was all alone ♪
1026
00:54:58,096 --> 00:55:00,718
♪ Let me put my arms
around you ♪
1027
00:55:00,818 --> 00:55:03,642
♪ And we'll rock
till the break of dawn ♪
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♪