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What are you doing here, Carlos?
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I'm here to take you. All of you, Joanna.
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You've got to get out of here.
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My husband, the mayor,
will be here any second.
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I don't care if I lose my job
on the railroad project.
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I can't get last night out of my mind,
or the taste of you out of my mouth.
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You think I don't want this too?
I ache for your manhood.
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Then lose the dress.
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I wanna see the curve
of your breast in the moonlight
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and feel the heat
of your body against mine.
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Don't you fucking fall in love with me!
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Too late.
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And that's the scene.
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- Oh, my God, that was so good!
- Thank you.
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I mean, the writing? Wow.
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But more importantly, you are incredible.
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I really believed you were a former gigolo
who got into city planning.
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The part is just so complex, right?
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I-- Every time I read the script,
I have more questions.
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- That's gotta be a good sign, right?
- Oh, yeah.
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I cannot wait to see you in this play.
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I mean,
I have invited everyone in my life.
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My gym friends, my yoga frenemies,
my lesbian dentist,
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my stalkers and the people I'm stalking.
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That is so great.
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And what about your family?
Are your parents coming?
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No. They're way out in Indiana.
It's probably way too big of a hassle.
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But that does remind me,
I should probably invite my sugar daddy.
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I wonder if the theater
is wheelchair-accessible.
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Can we do the next scene? It is so good.
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Yes. You're topless, I'm bottomless,
and we're in an abandoned train yard.
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- Feel free to slap me for real.
- I will.
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Carlos! I have news.
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I'm pregnant.
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- And it's your twin brother's baby!
- No!
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Okay, Howard, why don't you update us
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on the broadband cost
at the Space for Everyone property?
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Absolutely.
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Happy to.
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What is this?
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Oh, well, full disclosure,
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- it's not quite finished.
- It's not done at all.
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You didn't even
finish the word "presentation."
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Well, I was about to type the N,
and then the meeting was starting,
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and you told us to never be late.
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So in many ways, this is your fault.
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Howard, you need to take this seriously.
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Space for Everyone is a huge project.
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We all need to be at the top of our games.
This needs to get done.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Sofia, what notification did you just get?
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It's a news alert. It's about a typhoon
that's about to hit Burma.
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You fist-pumped a typhoon
about to hit Burma?
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Yes,
in solidarity with the Burmese people.
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Hey. We have got to talk.
Something very intriguing is happening.
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I think Sofia is a Swiftie.
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- Oh, my God.
- I actually know what that is.
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My daughter is a huge Taylor Swift fan.
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I gotta say, I like all those songs
about not letting the haters get you down.
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It's actually more frustrating
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when you know a little bit about
something instead of your typical nothing.
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Okay. So why do you think she's a Swiftie?
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Well, that notification Ainsley
and I got earlier
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was a Taylor Swift verified-fan
presale code.
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And Sofia's phone dinged
at the exact same time.
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Then suddenly she sends us a email saying
we have July 12th off out of nowhere.
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Which is the exact date Taylor Swift
is playing at SoFi Stadium.
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Sofia's going to that concert.
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Okay, that's pretty good evidence,
but what's the big deal?
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- So she likes Taylor Swift?
- Exactly. Why would she lie about it?
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I mean,
what type of game is she playing here?
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I mean, Sofia's a very private person.
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Shouldn't you just
be working on your presentation?
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She would love that...
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wouldn't she?
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How about we kill him
with this dagger I'm holding
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and then fuck for the rest of our lives?
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Knock, knock.
Where is my genius future-EGOT?
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Oh, my God.
Thank you so much. These are beautiful.
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They're bigger than my entire apartment.
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There's somebody else here too.
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- What?
- Your parents!
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Surprise!
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Oh, my God. Mom. Dad.
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I called them right after we talked
and offered to send the jet for them,
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and then they refused
and said they'd drive here.
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All the way from Indiana?
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No, yeah. We took the I-70 to the I-44,
then the I-40 to the I-15 to the I-10.
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From there it's basically a straight shot.
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They sure don't give you
much room back here.
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Yeah, well, Mom, it's just a small play.
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Well, your parents are staying
for a couple days.
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I offered my house, but they said
they wanted to stay in a hotel in...
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Panorama City.
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From here you just take I-101 to the I-170
and then exit at Roscoe Boulevard West.
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Pretty much a straight shot after that.
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We're gonna go to our seats, honey.
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Yeah. See you after.
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I know it was a crazy swing,
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but I'm just so proud of you.
You're so good.
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Molly, my parents are super conservative.
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This play is not their thing.
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There are only, like,
three scenes that aren't sex scenes.
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Well, who cares if it's their thing?
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It's your thing,
and that's all that should matter.
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- Yeah, okay, I need to run lines.
- Of course. Oh, my gosh.
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Don't let me get
in the way of your process.
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Be brilliant.
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Are you in the play too?
You're doing costumes. All right.
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What did you say to me,
you limp-dicked cocksucker?
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You better watch your step, asshole,
or one day someone will take you out
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to Vengeance Falls.
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That's the name of the play.
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What are you doing here, Carlos?
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I'm here to take you.
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All of you, Joanna.
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Take you into town
to get an ice-cream cone.
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You've gotta get out of here.
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My husband, the mayor,
will be here any second.
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I don't care if I get fired
from the railroad project.
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I can't get you out of my mind.
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You and me, watching
Everybody Loves Raymond on your couch.
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And then I went home, alone.
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What are you doing?
Those aren't the lines.
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Let me look at you.
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Let me see the curve
of your heaving smile in the moonlight,
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and feel the heat of that smile
from over here.
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Don't you fucking fall in love with me!
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You shouldn't swear so much.
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Oh, God.
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More plates?
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David Chang is serving
elevated Indiana cuisine
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because you are elevated
"Indianianianianans."
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So what we have here is
a deconstructed tuna casserole.
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Deconstructed?
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So you took it apart
and now I have to put it back together?
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And another F-minus, David Chang.
Congrats.
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Go get us some Applebee's curbside
or something.
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That play, Nicholas.
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I mean, oh, my God, what a tour de force.
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And Carlos Wu is such a layered character.
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I think you just nailed it.
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Was that the character's name?
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We got a great parking spot
right out front,
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probably 20, 25 feet from the door.
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Speaking of parking, a lot of people
have been going to the Krogers lately.
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- Oh, really?
- They're doing free samples again.
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We got some sausage there the other day.
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You know who I saw there? Susan Reed.
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You went to middle school
with her niece Kayla.
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What was Kayla's last name?
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Honey, what was Kayla's last name?
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- Reed.
- That's right. Same as her aunt.
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That makes sense.
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Nicholas,
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have you told your parents
about your callback for your commercial?
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Yeah, no, I didn't mention it to them.
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- What?
- It's not a big deal, you know?
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Even though it was national or whatever.
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Did I tell you we got a new tractor?
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She's a beaut. Purrs like a kitten.
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You know who can till
the Hades out of some soil?
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- Nicholas.
- Yeah, of course I was good at tilling.
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I'm good at everything.
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Little Nicky. He was put on
God's green earth to farm.
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Anytime you wanna try out the new tractor,
I could always use another set of hands.
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No, it's not gonna happen.
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Okay, every time we talk, we have
the same conversation. I'm done tilling.
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I'm never coming back. Okay? Ever.
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Kayla's back at the bank now.
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Okay, you know what?
I think my parents are tired.
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It's been a long day. I should probably
get them back to the hotel.
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Yeah.
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- Thank you so much.
- Of course. Anytime.
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And by the way, I couldn't figure out
how to flush your toilet.
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Okay.
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Do you need something, Howard?
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No, I just wanted to apologize
about the other day.
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See, I feel terrible about it,
and I'm really hoping we can both just
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shake it off.
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Okay, sure.
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Good.
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'Cause I don't want there
to be any bad blood between us, baby.
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Have you started your presentation yet?
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I know you're a Taylor Swift fan,
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I know you're going
to that concert July 12th,
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and now all I need to know
is why you're hiding it.
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What?
Is this why you've been acting so weird?
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I'm the one who's been acting weird?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't listen to Taylor Swift.
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I listen to podcasts
about systemic racism and urban decay.
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No, see, it's okay. I'm a Swiftie too.
We can put on Red
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and see how many songs
we can make it through without crying.
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My record is two and a quarter.
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Howard, enough of this.
You need to get back to work.
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And you need to calm down.
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I know you didn't just tell
a woman to calm down.
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No, you--
"You Need To Calm Down" is a Swift song.
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I'm still doing the song title thing.
I thought you knew that.
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I'm still my sweet self.
Your hair looks lovely.
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- Thank you. Get back to work.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Hey. I'm sorry about last night.
I know things got a little awkward.
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- We don't have to talk about it.
- Well, yes, but we could.
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I mean, I'm here for you
if you'd like to unpack it with me.
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Okay,
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let's unpack the fact that you
invited my parents out here
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to see an extremely sexual play
without asking me.
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I thought it would be a nice surprise.
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You've always told me that you have
a good relationship with your parents.
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We do.
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My parents and I are fine, as long as
we stick to safe topics like Krogers,
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Kayla, who has cancer.
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They do not want me to be an actor, okay?
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I've tried to explain myself
to them many times,
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and it's not worth it, so I just stopped.
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Well, I'm sorry, Nicholas,
but I don't think that's very healthy.
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Healthy. What is healthy?
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Okay, I train like an Avenger,
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but I'm functionally addicted to ketamine,
so the word "healthy" is meaningless.
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Look, one thing I've learned on my SJ,
spiritual journey,
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is that you have to open yourself up
to difficult emotions. With your parents.
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It's the only way you'll grow.
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It's not easy, but if you get up every day
and put the work into it like I do,
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- you'll see some benefits.
- Okay.
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What was that snort?
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Are you literally gonna stand there
and lecture me about putting in the work
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when any of the work you've ever done
is actually being done by 25 other people,
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- including me?
- What? That is not true.
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When was the last time you were alone?
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When I went to the bathroom, an hour ago.
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Wait, that's not true.
Marisol was there to dry my hands.
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Exactly. Why can't you just admit
that if we left you alone,
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you would fall apart within minutes?
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That is ridiculous.
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I don't need any help.
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In fact, why don't you take
the rest of the day off?
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I'll ask the entire house staff
to take the day off too.
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And the kitchen staff
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and the aquarium staff.
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- Okay, you're really gonna do that?
- I'm really gonna do that.
241
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- Okay.
- Okay.
242
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Okay.
243
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- Great.
- Nice.
244
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- Wonderful.
- Hang ten.
245
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Very cool.
246
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- Very nice!
- Yeah, baby!
247
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Okay, I'm gonna go.
248
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Okay, let's get started.
249
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Howard, the broadband presentation please.
250
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Absolutely.
251
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- Oh, no.
- You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
252
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:42,883
What you are seeing before you
are the five personal days Sofia Salinas
253
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has taken off in the eight years
she's worked here.
254
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As you can see,
255
00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:54,520
every one of her absences lines up
exactly with a Tay-specific event.
256
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August 29, 2015,
257
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the same day Taylor
plays Petco Park in San Diego.
258
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We see Sofia is both absent
on August 18th and 19th of 2017,
259
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a time known in our community
as the "Great Panic,"
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when Taylor wiped
her entire social media presence clean
261
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to prepare for a new beginning.
262
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Enough. Why are you doing this?
263
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To help you be true to yourself.
264
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,798
I know you gave us July 12th off
because you are going to that concert.
265
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,716
Thank you. I have no further questions.
266
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,386
Do you wanna know
what I'm doing on July 12th?
267
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,098
My great-aunt Lucia
is having heart surgery.
268
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She is wonderful, mi tía.
269
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She helped raise me,
so I'm going to New Jersey to be with her.
270
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:39,398
I didn't want to talk about it
because it is a little upsetting.
271
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But that is the truth.
272
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Sorry to hear that, Sofia.
273
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,861
Yeah, me too.
274
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,784
Okay. Gracias, Ainsley.
275
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,787
Howard, is there any chance you did
the real presentation?
276
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:58,375
Honestly, I saw that all
going very differently, so no.
277
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Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
278
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,430
I'm giving you all the night off.
279
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:15,017
- Is everything okay?
- Yes, everything is fine.
280
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,477
I just feel like flying solo tonight.
281
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:22,024
So, everyone, go home, live your lives.
282
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Friends, family,
go to a burger restaurant.
283
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,238
Enjoy.
284
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,324
Ms. Molly, is it the Russians?
285
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,534
Are they making you be alone
so they can kidnap you?
286
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,995
No, Marisol. It is not the Russians.
287
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,163
If it were the Russians,
288
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,583
I would say our secret security word,
which I can't remember.
289
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,210
Pineapple.
290
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,630
- No, but it is something that you eat.
- It's "saxophone."
291
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:47,257
Great. Well, then, thank you.
292
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,301
And now, everybody, scram.
293
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:52,554
Beat it. Go. Go on. Go home.
294
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,391
You rascals. You guys.
295
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,565
Okay, let's see here.
296
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,155
Fuck, yeah.
297
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,117
Night mode activated.
298
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,501
Fuck, yeah.
299
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:31,677
Fuck, yeah.
300
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,978
Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah.
Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah.
301
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,271
Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah.
302
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,493
Fuck, yeah.
303
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,339
- Howard, what are you doing here?
- I just came to apologize.
304
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:16,430
I felt so bad about making you
bring up that stuff about your aunt,
305
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:19,850
so I stayed at work late
to finish the presentation.
306
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,812
All right. Well,
I appreciate you finally finishing it.
307
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,148
And I wanted to get you
an Edible Arrangement,
308
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:30,360
but they couldn't finish it in time.
So, I tried to make you one myself.
309
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:33,989
Thank you.
310
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:36,325
I was wrong for calling you a Swiftie.
311
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:39,077
I just got excited about us
maybe having something in common.
312
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:43,665
I've worked with you for a while now,
and I still feel like I barely know you.
313
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:47,044
And I just thought it would be cool
for us to like the same thing, 'cause,
314
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,172
girl, you know I look up to you.
315
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,676
But I took it way too far. I'm sorry.
316
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,347
Apology accepted.
317
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,767
I'll go put this in the fridge
and throw it away tomorrow.
318
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,477
That's a good idea.
319
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,856
There's actually some bubble gum
in the bottom if you want a prize.
320
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,552
We did it, Mary-Kate and Ashley.
321
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:45,811
What the hell?
322
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,029
Be right back. Stay there.
323
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,655
Fuck, no.
324
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,210
{\an8}- Care to explain this?
- Explain what?
325
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,670
Why you have
the collectible green vinyl pressing
326
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,632
of Taylor Swift's Evermore
hidden in a Marvin Gaye jacket?
327
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,842
That is not mine.
I'm holding it for a friend.
328
00:20:58,842 --> 00:20:59,927
Her name is Dakota.
329
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:03,388
- She is white.
- It's white Dakota's Evermore?
330
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,267
Well, then you won't mind if I start going
through these Kendrick Lamar records
331
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,311
- and see what's really going on.
- Okay. All right.
332
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:12,648
You know what?
You're right. I'm a Swiftie.
333
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,527
I knew it. I knew we could smell our own.
334
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,320
But what about your great-aunt Lucia?
335
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,864
Oh, Howard. Don't be so naive.
No one has a great-aunt.
336
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,492
They only exist when you're trying
to get out of work or a term paper.
337
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,660
But why would you lie?
338
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:28,038
I mean, there is nothing to be ashamed
of loving the most visionary lyricist
339
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,541
- of our generation.
- That is easy for you to say.
340
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:31,834
But people would judge me.
341
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:35,712
I am a 32-year-old Afro-Latina trying
to be taken seriously.
342
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,006
People are always looking
to question my authority.
343
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,926
I wish it wasn't true,
but you and I both know that is the truth.
344
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,053
I never really thought of it like that.
345
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,596
I mean, do you think I like hiding these?
346
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:48,183
Do you think I like creating
a fake end-of-the-year playlist
347
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:49,935
and slapping jazz on it?
348
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:52,479
You don't have to do that anymore,
because now I know.
349
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,439
And you know I'll never tell anybody.
350
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,233
I promise. I Swiftie swear.
351
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,151
Is that a real thing?
352
00:21:58,944 --> 00:21:59,945
It is now.
353
00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:06,869
You know, since I'm here,
maybe you wanna put on Midnights,
354
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:08,829
- and we can discuss the "Karma" theory.
- Oh, my God.
355
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,789
Please don't get me started
on that goddamn clock.
356
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:14,209
Okay, Midnights.
That will be in the Coltrane section.
357
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,336
Oh, no, you didn't.
358
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,672
- Yes, I did.
- Girl, you are wild.
359
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,577
Yeah. Ye--
360
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:51,872
You suck!
361
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,991
Stop beeping.
362
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,077
Why?
363
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:34,122
Please stop beeping.
364
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:03,485
What the fuck?
365
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,216
I beat you!
366
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,428
I beat you, smoke detector!
367
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,266
No.
368
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:41,148
"Enter code to access door."
369
00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:44,610
I don't know the code.
I don't know the code!
370
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,445
I don't know the code.
371
00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:57,164
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
372
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:10,469
Molly, are you okay?
373
00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:14,264
Nicholas, is that you?
374
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,683
Yeah, I'm right outside. I get an alert
375
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:21,104
whenever the panic room locks.
I thought you might need me.
376
00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:28,195
I'm so embarrassed.
I can't do anything by myself.
377
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:29,947
Hey, that is not true.
378
00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:32,616
You completely destroyed the kitchen
by yourself.
379
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,370
I'm such a mess.
380
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:38,997
Well, at least you're trying.
381
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:41,291
Can you imagine
if you were a sane, well-adjusted person?
382
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,459
You'd be so boring.
383
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:45,671
"My name's Julia Miller
384
00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:48,507
and I'm gonna eat a salad
with dressing on the side
385
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:50,259
and then go to the gym."
386
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,178
"And I'm gonna go home
387
00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:56,181
and see my tall husband
and my twins, Audrey and Michael."
388
00:25:56,765 --> 00:26:00,060
- Fuck that. Fuck Julia Miller!
- Fuck Julia Miller.
389
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:03,355
I would quit on the spot.
You are so much more fun.
390
00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,406
I never wanna fight again.
391
00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:14,491
Hey. We never will.
392
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:21,248
I'm sorry I tried to give you advice
about your parents.
393
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:23,417
God. What the hell do I know?
394
00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:26,837
It's not like you were wrong.
I mean, you saw us.
395
00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:30,048
We are not good about talking
about our feelings.
396
00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:33,010
They're very Midwestern,
and I'm Midwestern and Asian,
397
00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:35,679
which basically means
it's like a repression Olympics.
398
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,099
I'm so sorry.
399
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,644
It's just, I like to pretend
that I don't care
400
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:46,356
what they think about me,
but sometimes I d--
401
00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:50,819
I'm done giving advice.
402
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:56,116
But just know,
I'm here for you no matter what.
403
00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:58,952
Thank you.
404
00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:01,997
I'd love to keep hugging,
405
00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:04,458
but I really have to go to the bathroom.
406
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:07,544
There's so much wine in the panic room
and nowhere to pee.
407
00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:10,672
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
408
00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:13,926
Do you remember where it is?
409
00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:15,886
Is it this way?
410
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:16,970
No.
411
00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:38,951
Hey, Dad. Listen.
412
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:41,036
I know you and Mom are leaving tomorrow,
413
00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:45,666
but I feel like we didn't get enough time
to talk while you were here.
414
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:48,418
So I was sort of hoping
I could take you guys out to dinner.
415
00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:50,879
Sure.
416
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,881
Great.
417
00:27:53,382 --> 00:27:56,051
I actually really wanted to tell you
about this commercial that I booked.
418
00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:58,929
It's for Lipitor.
I play a supportive waiter.
419
00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:06,520
I've heard of Lipitor.
Your uncle Terry is on Lipitor.
420
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,398
Margs. Is Terry on Lipitor?
421
00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:10,732
He's on everything.
422
00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,527
Hey, Nicholas wants to take us to dinner.
423
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,571
Works for me.
424
00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,868
You know, I actually passed
a pretty great-looking diner
425
00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:22,202
on the way over here.
426
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:25,038
You just go up Victory,
a right on Moorpark,
427
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,040
and then basically a straight shot.