1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:05,506 Two months after doing these pelvic exercises, 2 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,966 I'm telling you, my life has been changed forever. 3 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,801 I can tell you're tighter. 4 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,720 You feel tighter and you're a fighter. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,013 I love that about you. 6 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:17,392 {\an8}Anyways, let's get serious, because we have our very good friend, 7 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:21,104 {\an8}Molly Wells, here to talk about her new housing initiative: 8 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,981 {\an8}- Space For Everyone. - Yes. 9 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,191 {\an8}Can I just jump in real quick? 10 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,443 {\an8}I love that name. So sexy. 11 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,819 {\an8}Very sexy. 12 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:31,323 {\an8}Yes. Space For Everyone is off to a fantastic start. 13 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,659 {\an8}I bought an old downtown hotel. 14 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,160 {\an8}- That's fun. - I love hotels. 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,496 {\an8}Then we opened it up to people in need, free of charge. 16 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:39,957 {\an8}Yes. And it's-- 17 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,708 {\an8}We're at 100% capacity. It's great. 18 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,293 {\an8}Amazing. 19 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:46,129 {\an8}- OMG. Kelly Beth wants to move in. - Uh-oh. 20 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,714 {\an8}I'm moving in. Make room. 21 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,884 {\an8}- Yes. It is a wonderful facility... - Yeah. 22 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,846 {\an8}...Kelly Beth. But it's actually just for unhoused people. 23 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,889 {\an8}I'll tell you who's gonna be unhoused soon. 24 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,559 {\an8}My husband, Dan, if he doesn't stop snoring. 25 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,103 {\an8}Oh, God, Dan. Hit the streets. 26 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,271 {\an8}Hit the streets, Dan. 27 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:05,607 Hit the streets. Hit the streets. 28 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,568 Hit the streets. 29 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:11,154 {\an8}But sleep apnea is a very serious issue. 30 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,115 {\an8}Yes, and so is homelessness. 31 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:14,199 {\an8}Sure. 32 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,993 {\an8}Which is why I'm here today. 33 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,828 {\an8}- Right. We're going to get to that. - We are. 34 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:21,665 {\an8}Right after Molly helps us out with our next segment, Slut or What? 35 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,667 {\an8}- You're sticking around for that. - Oh, no. 36 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,003 {\an8}- I don't think that would be-- - That sounds like a hard "yes." 37 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:29,882 Join us after the break when this bish is gonna answer the question, 38 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:33,177 Justin Trudeau: Slut or What? 39 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,390 I don't think I have to stay for-- 40 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,558 Be fun. 41 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:25,270 Hold on. Turn that back on. I've gotta see where you landed on Trudeau. 42 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,523 Please. Have you seen that quarantine beard? 43 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:28,690 Total slut. 44 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,567 I'm sorry I'm late, everyone. 45 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,529 Let's talk about career center staffing priorities. 46 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:34,613 The first important-- 47 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:40,285 - What? - Okay, now, this is an outfit. 48 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:43,372 I love that the office is finally going casual. 49 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:46,166 Oh, my God, Howard. Do you think you've been dressing up for work? 50 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,378 Hey, my Japanese manga T-shirts are very rare. 51 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:50,879 See, this character was banned 52 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:54,633 because his catchphrase loosely translates to "I do it for the butts." 53 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,176 Well, if you must know, 54 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,762 I'm dressed like this because I stayed over at Isaac's 55 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,639 and I forgot to bring a change of clothes. 56 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,475 Okay. 57 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,060 Can we get to work? 58 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:08,480 No. Because I pay for everything here and I wanna hear more about you and Isaac. 59 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,692 Now, why don't you keep a few sets of clothes at Isaac's? 60 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,318 You guys are clearly serious. 61 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,404 Serious? I don't know about serious. 62 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,031 - It's still pretty casual. - We'll be the judge of that. 63 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,617 How many nights per week do you stay over at his place? 64 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,535 Two or three. 65 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,412 And has he seen you wear your CPAP machine? 66 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:26,039 I-- He said that it was cute. 67 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,708 Have you said "I love you"? 68 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,917 Howard, that's private. 69 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:32,254 Do you poop in the same location consistently? 70 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,047 I-- 71 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,217 Yes. Yes, we do. 72 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,094 Wow. 73 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,304 That's bigger than "I love you." 74 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:45,058 Look, Isaac and I really like each other, but I'm not looking for something serious. 75 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,393 And neither is he. 76 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,811 Now, can we get back to work? 77 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,771 Fine, if you insist. 78 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,691 - Let's get started on everything we can-- - Shut up. Everyone, shut up. 79 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:56,028 I just got a text from a rep from LA Fashion Week. 80 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:59,656 They want Molly to walk in one of their runway shows as a special guest. 81 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,909 The theme is "women who rule." 82 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,827 What? Me? 83 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,287 - Wow. - Oh, my God. 84 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:06,997 This is everything we've been working towards. 85 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,373 This makes sitting here every day 86 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,709 surrounded by this rat king of mediocrity worth it. 87 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,128 I don't know. I mean, I do love fashion. 88 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:17,298 But I mean, walking on the runway with all those actual models. 89 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,841 I don't think so. 90 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:21,136 Come on, coz. You've got style, you've got sass, 91 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:24,181 and our family's got big feet, which gives you great balance. 92 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:27,017 It could be good publicity for the foundation. 93 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,727 And you'd be great, Molly. 94 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,270 - You think so? - Yeah. 95 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,858 Well, okay. 96 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:39,196 I mean, I was gonna do it anyway, but I love being called pretty. Thanks, guys. 97 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,413 "Can white guy wear purple suit?" 98 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,790 Okay, what are you doing? 99 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,000 This is embarrassing. 100 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,670 I'm worried about the fashion show. I don't know what to wear. 101 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,296 What are these? 102 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,632 I was looking for style inspiration. 103 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,510 And that led me to John Legend's music. 104 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,720 Pretty out-there stuff. 105 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,639 Okay. I am so glad I saw this. 106 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,558 You were about to make a big, big mistake. 107 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:10,644 - Would you be comfortable in any of that? - Definitely not. 108 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,897 But I don't know, I'm just tired of fading into the background all the time. 109 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,024 Arthur, you do not fade into anything. 110 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:20,153 You are a handsome, kind, fit guy who's got a really good job. 111 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,864 There are not a lot of you out there. 112 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,740 - You think? - Hey, you are a catch. 113 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:27,202 I mean, I'd introduce you to my hot aunt, Luanne, if she wasn't a raging psychopath. 114 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,079 We think she might have killed Kevin. 115 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,207 - That means a lot. - You want my advice? 116 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,960 Just do a classic look with a good fit. 117 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,921 You know, maybe show off these thighs. I see what you working with. 118 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,967 Okay. And maybe I add a little fedora here like Mr. Legend does? 119 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,178 Okay, no, I am confiscating these from you. 120 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,221 If you're gonna take hat advice from anyone, 121 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:47,764 it should be Cedric the Entertainer. 122 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,725 Got it. 123 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:54,229 What is "Cedric the Entertainer"? 124 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:02,029 - Housekeeping. - You are so sweet to grab this for me. 125 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,113 Of course. 126 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:05,115 Can I tell you something? 127 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,577 I think you look hot. This whole thing is working for me. 128 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,704 Well, maybe I can wear this tonight. 129 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,790 I'll be Kawhi Leonard and you can be Ivica Zubac. 130 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,585 Or something else. 131 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,589 - God. - Okay. Hey, listen. You know what? 132 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,799 I wanted to-- I was gonna text you about this actually. 133 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,967 - Okay. - Each year, 134 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,845 I buy a season pass to the Hollywood Bowl. 135 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,680 Okay, of course you do. 136 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:33,143 And I was thinking, this year I should buy two. 137 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:41,527 Wow. 138 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:44,905 - And how many concerts is that? - Well, I mean, it's a lot of concerts. 139 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,114 That's why it's such a bargain. 140 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:49,284 In fact, there's a great jazz series. I used to play. 141 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,869 I was a bit of a sax man. 142 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:54,206 Sax man? Didn't know that was a word. 143 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,125 But anyway, what do you think? Should I get you a pass? 144 00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:59,711 You know, it's just-- 145 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,840 It's hard sometimes for me to plan ahead with the job... 146 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,133 - Right. - ...and, you know, climate change. 147 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,345 By 2024, this whole thing could be underwater. 148 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:13,350 Okay. Well, if a tsunami hits LA, we can cancel. 149 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:17,187 But if it doesn't, do you think you could sneak out of work a couple of nights? 150 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,777 Okay. You look like you need to think about it. 151 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,697 I'll leave you to it. 152 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:31,618 - I'll see you later. - Yes. I appreciate you. 153 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,328 See ya. 154 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,011 Oh, my God. You look so good I could just eat you. 155 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:51,513 It's like I finally understand where Armie Hammer was coming from. 156 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,098 - Thank you, Nicholas. - Hey. 157 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,225 We need to talk about this broken yogurt machine. 158 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,728 We don't have a yogurt machine. 159 00:07:57,728 --> 00:08:00,022 Okay, then whatever machine I've been putting Greek yogurt into 160 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,773 is not operating properly. 161 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,359 Howard, I'm very busy right now. 162 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,070 My stylist and I are picking a dress for the fashion show. 163 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,824 Fine. But I will be following up on this. 164 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,619 - Okay. - You look very nice, by the way. 165 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,412 Well, thank you. 166 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,081 Ms. Wells, you have such a sweet relationship with your son. 167 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:27,090 You think Howard is my son? 168 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,175 Is he not? 169 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,885 I'm so sorry. 170 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,472 No big whoop. 171 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,308 No big whoop, girlfriend. 172 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,856 No big whoop, girlfriend. 173 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,609 Oh, no. 174 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:48,654 No big whoop, girlfriend. 175 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:52,574 Hi. No big whoop, girlfriend. 176 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:56,328 We cool, girl. Hey, girl. We're cool. 177 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,871 You need to leave now. 178 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:23,689 No. 179 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,989 Hey. Everything all right? 180 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:35,117 Not really. I don't want a Hollywood Bowl season pass. 181 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:38,161 I don't wanna commit to seeing Matchbox Twenty in March. 182 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,123 That is insane. I can't believe you're putting me in this position. 183 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,500 Okay, sorry, what position? 184 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,252 I feel like you're pressuring me. 185 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,379 It's way too early for this level of commitment. 186 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:51,008 So, is this a bad time to suggest we get parking passes too? 187 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,050 Is that a joke? 188 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,303 Come on. Sofia, what's going on? Are you all right? 189 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,971 I thought things were going great. 190 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,099 - They are! You are the best! - Yeah. 191 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,184 Okay. 192 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,019 Sorry, I'm confused. 193 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,022 You're making decisions about my life, 194 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,525 and I have a job where I am literally trying to help people to survive. 195 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,320 Nothing can get in the way of that. I won't allow it. I am sorry. 196 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,240 - I don't buy it. - What? 197 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,242 I just think you're afraid. 198 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,162 I think you're scared of this, scared of us getting serious, 199 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,539 and you're just using work as an excuse. 200 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,583 Okay, well-- You know, I don't even-- 201 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,753 Wow. Chill out, Dr. Phil. 202 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:28,837 Am I wrong? 203 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,006 Look, I don't need you to be my therapist. 204 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,841 I have a therapist. 205 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:37,095 Well, I'm trying to get one. I'm looking into names. 206 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,223 My last one asked too many questions. 207 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,976 I don't wanna be your therapist. I just want you to be honest with me. 208 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,270 I am being honest with you. 209 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,189 I'm telling you exactly how I feel, 210 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,858 and if you can't handle it, then we have a problem. 211 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,110 Yeah. Then I guess we've got a problem. 212 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,446 Okay. 213 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:58,450 So, I'm glad we understand each other finally. 214 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,285 Goodbye. 215 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:03,956 Sofia. 216 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,210 Don't worry about what Patricia says, okay? 217 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,545 This happens to everyone. 218 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,505 Just last month, I was out on a date with a guy, 219 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,091 and the waiter thought he was my father. 220 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:18,303 Now, to be fair, I was calling him Daddy, sitting on his lap, 221 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,638 and he was burping me. 222 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,723 You know what? This isn't a good example. I'm sorry. 223 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,767 Don't even worry about it, coz. 224 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,060 It's just an honest mistake 225 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,729 due to my impeccable skin and boyish joie de vivre. 226 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:29,648 Thank you. 227 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,278 - I just hate seeing my mommy so sad. - Okay. Get out of here. 228 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,405 Don't you have some video games to be playing or something? 229 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:39,992 You're saying that dismissively, but that's exactly what I'm gonna go do. 230 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,869 - Bonsoir, Maman. - Wow. 231 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,414 Okay. This is what I was worried about. 232 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,458 Let's face it. This fashion show was a bad idea. 233 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,960 What are you talking about? 234 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,837 You are gorgeous from head to toe. 235 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,463 Don't believe me? Ask wikiFeet. 236 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:58,302 Let's face facts. That stylist was right. I am middle-aged. 237 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:01,054 I mean, most days it doesn't bother me. 238 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,514 Good, because it shouldn't. 239 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:08,562 It's just that by the time I was 25, I was swallowed up whole by John's life. 240 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:13,567 I wasted my hottest bikini years on that asshole. 241 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:18,697 And just some days, I just want to get those years back. 242 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,950 Mol, you can get those years back. 243 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:27,831 J.Lo has been 30 for the last 25 years, and you know what the secret is? 244 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,583 My attitude. 245 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,627 No, stupid. Your money. 246 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,796 You're a billionaire. For you, aging is optional. 247 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,591 Well, when you put it that way. 248 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,927 Listen, if you put your complete trust in me, 249 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,595 I can take ten years off of you. 250 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:43,722 Well, that sounds wonderful. 251 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,350 It's gonna be the opposite of wonderful. 252 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,269 It's gonna be painful, demoralizing. You're gonna hate me. 253 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,314 You're probably gonna shit your pants, and you're definitely gonna cry. 254 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,066 But when I'm finished with you, 255 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,568 you're gonna walk down that runway like a baby seal. 256 00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:00,572 I want that, Nicholas. I wanna be a baby seal. 257 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,990 Then let's get to work. 258 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,247 Let me out! It's cold! 259 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:09,665 My fucking nipples are freezing. 260 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,917 - They're gonna snap off! - We'll get you new ones. 261 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,168 You've got one more minute. 262 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,797 Turn it up, Gustavo. If the grid can take it, so can she. 263 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,634 I'm smelling burning. Is that my skin? 264 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,764 You sure it's working? 265 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,350 This is exactly how it's supposed to look. 266 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,687 This is dolphin collagen. 267 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:35,440 How did they get the collagen out? They don't hurt the dolphin, do they? 268 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,734 Oh, no. Of course not, honey. 269 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,236 - Open. - No. 270 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,612 Open. 271 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:45,075 Oh, God, it's so hot. My nipples are melting! 272 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,077 Good. You've got about one more minute. 273 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,747 Hey! No. No passing out. 274 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:57,171 I don't know, Nicholas. It doesn't hurt yet. 275 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,132 In three, two, one. 276 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:03,468 - Oh, my God! Wipe it off! Wipe it off. - No. Ignore her, Marisol. 277 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,970 Do not look at her. 278 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,015 Wipe it off! 279 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,151 Man, isn't life crazy? 280 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:22,779 I mean, this morning I was trying to use an expired coupon at Ralph's, 281 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,824 and now I just accidentally farted on Tom Ford. 282 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,242 It's all so glamorous. 283 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,494 This feels like The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. 284 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,539 Yeah. Usually, blatant displays of consumerism bother me, 285 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,124 but this is actually kind of fun. 286 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,419 Do you think that I would get in trouble if I tried to walk the red carpet? 287 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,921 - Definitely. - Yes. 288 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:43,800 You know, I'm considered a sex symbol in several eastern European countries. 289 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,595 In Estonia, I am known as the Toothed Flower. 290 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,723 Well, let's get a drink and not talk about that anymore. 291 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,184 - Okay. Come on, Ainsley. - I don't wanna know what that means. 292 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,939 Hot white guy alert. 293 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,860 Is that Arthur, or am I looking at Ridge Forrester? 294 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:02,986 Wait. Who's that? 295 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,571 You don't watch The Bold and the Beautiful? 296 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,406 - No, do you? - Of course I do. 297 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,617 And trust me, that is one hell of a compliment. 298 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:09,952 Oh, thank you. 299 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,162 You know, I've never had my pants tailored before. 300 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,249 It's hugging all my private parts with the same pressure. 301 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,792 It feels great. 302 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,544 Well, I'm proud of you, buddy. 303 00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:19,628 Thank you. 304 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,927 Oh, my God. Did I dress exactly like a security guard? 305 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:30,180 No. Not at all. No one's gonna get you confused for a-- 306 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,265 What are you doing? 307 00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,433 Where's your earpiece? 308 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,186 You're supposed to be standing by the toilets! 309 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,355 Yes, ma'am. 310 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,193 - Do you have an earpiece? - No. 311 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:55,581 Oh, my God! Someone call the police 312 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:59,418 because Molly Wells just murdered everyone here. 313 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,797 - Thank you, Nicholas. - Of course. 314 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,799 You look amazing. I love you. 315 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,509 Your hair is iconic. 316 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,637 Drop that skincare routine, or I will slit your fucking throat. 317 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,432 Thanks, girls. Hi, models. 318 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:32,409 You look a little sad face emoji. Is everything okay? 319 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,786 I'm great, Ainsley. 320 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,830 I actually broke up with Isaac yesterday. 321 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,998 Oh, no. 322 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,668 No. No, it's great. I'm glad. I dodged a bullet. 323 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,337 A bullet? That's scary. 324 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,380 I know. Thank you. 325 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,174 'Cause this is how it goes. 326 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,843 You meet someone, you connect, they make you feel seen, 327 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:53,555 and then you realize how much easier life is when someone understands you. 328 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,098 - Okay. - But then, Ainsley, 329 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,267 they want you to skip work and go to the Hollywood Bowl. 330 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,645 - And then they want you to get married. - Yay. 331 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:04,816 But then you find yourself in a RV in Bakersfield with three kids. 332 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,902 Broke because your husband invested all of his money 333 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,363 in his idea for a mall shaped like a pyramid. 334 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,406 - Oh, no. - Exactly. 335 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,534 I'm not falling into that trap. 336 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:18,079 That's why I broke up with the most kind, loving, stable man I've ever been with. 337 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,708 A man who likes to drink water and has a bed frame. 338 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,794 Okay. 339 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,297 Thank you. You're really good at this. 340 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,841 Zero follow-up questions. 341 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,884 You should be a therapist. 342 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:31,969 Sure. 343 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,232 Hey. I'm working the show, 344 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,401 but I was running late and I forgot my credentials. 345 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,570 And I was just wondering if I could get backstage. 346 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,155 I'm not a security guard. 347 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,325 I'm sorry, my mistake. 348 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:58,328 I just thought 'cause you're dressed exactly like them. 349 00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,873 I mean, I wouldn't say exactly alike. 350 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,917 I am wearing cream-colored socks and theirs are white. 351 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,170 - I assume. - Yes. 352 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,338 Now I see it. Night and day. 353 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,090 Thank you. You get it. 354 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,802 I am so late. I'm gonna be fired. 355 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,265 Here. Come with me. 356 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,435 Yeah, we got her. Flying her in now. 357 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:25,397 I know we don't have a lot of time, Captain. I'm going as fast as I can. 358 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,900 I gotta get the condor to the nest here. Thank you. 359 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:31,528 - Condor? - I don't know. It just came to me. 360 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,656 No, I love it. Thank you so much. Bye. 361 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:35,741 Bye. 362 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,456 A billionaire who can dance? 363 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,833 Get you a girl who can do both. 364 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:53,884 {\an8}We're doing it. We're TikToking. Molly, Tina, Bianca. 365 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,805 Oh, my God. That was so good. 366 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,599 I feel like if we do it ten or 11 more times, 367 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:05,020 - we can get this dance trending. - Oh, yes. Sounds great. 368 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:05,979 Amazing! 369 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,318 Oh, my God. Get me a fucking chair and five Tylenol. 370 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,613 Actually, screw the chair. I need a doctor for my bones. 371 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,948 I will find one. 372 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,704 Molly, can you do a handstand? 373 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,873 Totally, girlfriend. 374 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,134 So you're telling me it's a coincidence you're dressed like this? 375 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,388 Yeah, I was trying to serve a look. 376 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,434 Sorry, could I steal my bodyguard for a second? 377 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,565 Oh, my God. You're the woman I helped earlier. 378 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:50,691 You're a model? 379 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,360 Don't act that surprised. I mean, we're at a fashion show. 380 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,988 No. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it-- I-- 381 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:57,823 It's just, you were so normal 382 00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:00,659 and easy to talk to that I never thought that-- 383 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:03,161 Right. That's funny, 'cause you were so weird 384 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,788 that I thought you were a model. 385 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,457 I'm Arthur, by the way. 386 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:11,211 I'm Willa. Although sometimes I go by Condor. 387 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:13,046 Yes, you do. 388 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:15,465 Can I have your phone? 389 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,551 Yeah, sure. 390 00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,262 I'm gonna put my number in. 391 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,973 I would love to take you to dinner 392 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,349 as a thank-you sometime. 393 00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,895 Just, you know, promise me you won't come dressed as the chef. 394 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,313 No. Yes. No. 395 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:31,607 I was thinking of wearing this however. 396 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,819 Yes, I'm sure you have the legs for it. 397 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,696 I most definitely do. 398 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,199 I should go walk up and down for a while. 399 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,242 - Okay. - Yeah. They pay me. 400 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,619 Okay. Good. 401 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:51,126 Dude! A model just asked you out. 402 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,211 I know! 403 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,172 Yes! 404 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,342 Sorry. Yeah. Happens all the time. 405 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,972 One minute. One minute until we go. 406 00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:06,683 Hey. 407 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,811 I couldn't help but notice that you're drenched in sweat and look terrified. 408 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:14,441 I'm sorry. I'm just so hot. Is it always this hot back here? 409 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,945 Don't worry. I get it. We all get nervous. 410 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,071 Take this. 411 00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,031 - What is that? - It's mostly herbal. 412 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,115 All the girls do it. 413 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,786 It just, like, chills you out, but gives you tons of energy. 414 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:28,121 And here. The champagne really activates it. 415 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,043 Well, I mean, I guess if it's herbal 416 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,546 and all the girls are doing it. 417 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,619 There she is. 418 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,749 I'm killing it. 419 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,170 Wow. 420 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:25,053 I'm killing it. 421 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:30,559 I'm killing this. I'm a supermodel. 422 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,187 What the fuck is going on? 423 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:35,272 She is high off of her ass. 424 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,399 My feet hurt. 425 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,860 Ha-bang! 426 00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:43,614 I'm moonwalking. 427 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,033 - She's got the moves. - Uh-huh. 428 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:55,792 I can do it. I'm a woman who rules. 429 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,377 Maybe don't video. 430 00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:58,837 I'm a bird. 431 00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:06,678 I'm 25. I'm doing TikTok, baby. 432 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,056 "Tikidy-Toky." "TikyTok." 433 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,475 And she's already trending. 434 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,101 What the fuck is that? 435 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,478 Babe, it's just a hat. 436 00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:15,771 It moved. It's moving. 437 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,147 Somebody do something. 438 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:21,318 Why is everyone looking at me? Stop looking at me! 439 00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,406 I'm a cat in the night. 440 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,242 Are these gluten-free? 441 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,952 Don't put that in your-- Drop it. 442 00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:35,624 Why won't you die? 443 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:52,057 You feeling any better? You want the puke bucket again? 444 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:55,227 No, there's nothing else in me. 445 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:57,437 It's all gone. I'm a husk. 446 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,647 Okay, goals. 447 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:02,442 The doctor says he wants to hold you for observation for another hour. 448 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,819 But after that, we can go home. 449 00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:06,488 - I'm gonna go tell everyone you're okay. - Okay. 450 00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:17,708 Hi. 451 00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:21,837 Are you Molly Wells? 452 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:24,006 Yes. Did I go viral again? 453 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,258 I seem to keep doing that. 454 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:28,427 You know, I did actually win a Webby once. 455 00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:30,012 Actually, I recognized your name 456 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:33,265 because my cousin just moved into the Space For Everyone hotel. 457 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:34,850 Really? Wow. 458 00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:38,145 It's already helping him so much, so thank you. 459 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:39,438 I'm so glad. 460 00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:40,606 He's been through it. 461 00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:43,734 Had a lot happen in his life, but I admire him. 462 00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:47,070 He somehow keeps pushing through. Kinda like you. 463 00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:50,657 Wow. I guess I do have quite a few miles on me. 464 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,034 Well, be proud of them. 465 00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:53,952 Thank you. 466 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:03,837 Hey, what's up? It's your girl, Tina, back at it again at Cedars-Sinai. 467 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:07,216 Not me getting my first stomach pump of the year. 468 00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:09,927 She's serving up emergency. 469 00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:13,347 Oh, Molly. Do you wanna say hi to all my followers? 470 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,851 You know what? I really don't. 471 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:19,478 Okay. 472 00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:31,907 What are you doing here? 473 00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:34,576 I'm here for dinner. Aren't we making dinner together tonight? 474 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,787 No. No. We broke up. 475 00:25:36,787 --> 00:25:38,247 What? No, we didn't. 476 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,832 - Oh, my God. Wait, did we break up? - Yeah. 477 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,669 We had a huge fight, I said goodbye, I blocked you on Instagram, 478 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:46,338 and I cry-shouted Alanis Morissette songs in the car. 479 00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:47,965 I mean, I know that we had a fight, 480 00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:51,385 but that doesn't mean it's over between us, does it? Right? 481 00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,096 That's usually how it happens for me. 482 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:56,807 I don't wanna break up. 483 00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:02,229 I wanna make you this tofu stir-fry, then watch you secretly order pizza. 484 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:06,608 I mean, I wanna do that too. 485 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:10,028 Listen, I went too far. 486 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,239 I probably went too far with the whole Hollywood Bowl thing. 487 00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:14,575 It's just that I'm really excited about you. I'm really excited. 488 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:17,452 And so, you know, I don't wanna push you, but I just-- 489 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:19,955 Maybe we could go inside and talk about it. 490 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,125 Listen, I may have overreacted. 491 00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:25,127 And I'm hungry. 492 00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:28,589 And you look fucking good in this sweater. 493 00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:31,466 I know. I'm an autumn. 494 00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:36,305 You ready?