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做了這些骨盆運動兩個月之後

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跟妳說,我的人生永遠地改變了

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我看得出來妳更緊實了

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妳覺得更緊實,而且妳是個鬥士

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我最愛妳這一點

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(杯杯秀)

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{\an8}總而言之,我們認真起來吧
因為我們有個好朋友來到現場

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{\an8}莫莉威爾斯要來聊聊她的全新住房企劃

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{\an8}- 大眾之家
- 是的

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{\an8}我能很快地說句話嗎?

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{\an8}我好愛這名字,真性感

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{\an8}好性感喔

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{\an8}對啊,大眾之家的起頭很順利

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{\an8}我買下了市中心的一間舊酒店

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{\an8}- 真有趣
- 我愛酒店

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{\an8}接著我們會開放給有需要的人來免費使用

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{\an8}對,而這個...

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{\an8}現在正如火如荼進行中,真的很棒

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{\an8}太好了

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{\an8}- 我的天,凱莉貝斯想搬進去
- 呃噢

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{\an8}我要搬進去,騰出空間喔

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{\an8}- 是的,這是一項很美好的設施...
- 對啊

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{\an8}凱莉貝斯,不過只提供給無家可歸的人

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{\an8}跟妳說誰很快就會無家可歸了

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{\an8}就是我老公,丹,如果他繼續打呼的話

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{\an8}天啊,丹,快滾吧

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{\an8}快滾啦,丹

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快滾吧...

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快滾吧

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{\an8}不過睡眠呼吸中止症是個很嚴重的問題

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{\an8}對,無家可歸也是

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{\an8}當然了

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{\an8}所以我今天才來上節目

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{\an8}- 對,我們會聊到的
- 沒錯

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{\an8}在那之前,莫莉要協助我們的下一個單元
《也太賤了吧?》

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{\an8}- 妳要留下來玩
- 不要啦

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{\an8}- 我不想要...
- 聽起來她很願意喔

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廣告後回來,這個賤貨將回答問題

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一起玩關於杜魯道總理的
《也太賤了吧?》

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《錢錢錢錢》

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(餘額不足)

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(美國證券交易所)

43
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(逾期,最後通知)

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我覺得我不該留下...

45
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好玩一點啦

46
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等等,繼續播啦
我得看看妳對杜魯道的說法

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拜託啦,你有看到那絡腮鬍嗎?

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賤爆了

49
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各位,抱歉我遲到了

50
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我們來聊聊職業中心
人員配置的優先事項吧

51
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第一個重要...

52
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- 怎麼了?
- 好喔,這造型才像話嘛

53
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真開心這辦公室終於要採取休閒服裝了

54
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我的天啊,霍華
你覺得你來上班都是穿正式服裝嗎?

55
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嘿,我的日本漫畫T恤都很稀有耶

56
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你看啊,這個角色被禁

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因為他的口頭禪的粗略翻譯是
“為了屁股,我願意”

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如果你非得知道不可

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我穿成這樣是因為我在艾薩克家過夜

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忘記帶要換的衣服了

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好喔

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可以開始工作了嗎?

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不行,因為我是這裡的金主
我想聽更多關於妳跟艾薩克的事

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好,妳何不在艾薩克家放幾套衣服?

65
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你們顯然是在認真交往

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認真?我不覺得這叫做認真交往

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- 現在還是挺隨意的
- 這由我們來判斷

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妳每週在他家過夜幾次?

69
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兩、三次吧

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他有看過妳戴上連續陽壓呼吸器嗎?

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我...他說那樣很可愛

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妳說過“我愛你”嗎?

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霍華,這太私密了

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妳經常在同一個地方上大號嗎?

75
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我...

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對...是的

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哇

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這比“我愛你”還重大

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嘿,艾薩克跟我很喜歡彼此
但我沒有想要認真交往

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他也是

81
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好,我們可以繼續工作了嗎?

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好啦,如果妳堅持的話

83
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- 開始來討論我們能...
- 閉嘴,大家都給我閉嘴

84
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我收到了洛杉磯時裝週代表傳來的簡訊

85
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他們想要莫莉擔任特別嘉賓
去走其中一場秀

86
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主題是“女性統治者”

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什麼?我嗎?

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- 哇
- 我的天啊

89
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我們所有努力都是為了這個

90
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這讓我們每天坐在這裡

91
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被這群平庸之輩包圍都值得了

92
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什...我不知道耶,我是說,我是喜歡時尚

93
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但這是要和那些真正的模特兒
一起在台上走秀

94
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還是不要好了啦

95
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拜託,表姊,妳有型又有氣場

96
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而且我們家族的人都有大腳
這樣能讓妳有充足的平衡感

97
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這對於基金會可能是很棒的宣傳

98
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莫莉,妳會很棒的

99
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- 你這麼覺得?
- 是啊

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好啦,好吧

101
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我本來就會答應啦
不過我喜歡被稱讚,各位,謝了

102
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(你做得到)

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“白人男性能穿紫色西裝嗎?”

104
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好喔,你這是在幹嘛?

105
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真是太丟臉了

106
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我擔心時裝秀的事,我不知道該穿什麼

107
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這些是什麼?

108
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我在找造型靈感

109
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這讓我接觸到了約翰傳奇的音樂

110
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好極端的風格

111
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好,真高興我看到了

112
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你就要犯一個非常非常大的錯誤了

113
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- 你穿這些衣服能感到自在嗎?
- 肯定不能

114
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但我不知道耶,我已經很厭倦
一直被當成背景看待了

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亞瑟,你才不是背景

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你是個帥氣、善良、身材好的傢伙
而且還有一份好工作

117
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像你這樣的人可不多

118
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- 真的嗎?
- 嘿,你是很有魅力的

119
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如果我那超辣的盧安阿姨
不是個暴怒神經病,我就會把你介紹給她

120
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我們覺得她可能殺死了凱文

121
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- 這對我來說意義重大
- 你想要我的建議嗎?

122
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只要選擇合身的經典款就行

123
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也許好好秀一下大腿肌
我知道你都有在練

124
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好,然後也許加上
跟傳奇先生一樣的軟呢帽?

125
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好,這樣吧,我要從你這裡沒收這些

126
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如果你想要任何人關於帽子的建議

127
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就去參考娛樂天王塞德瑞克

128
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知道了

129
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“娛樂天王塞德瑞克”是什麼啊?

130
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- 管家服務
- 你把這個拿來給我也太貼心了吧

131
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不客氣

132
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可以跟妳說一件事嗎?

133
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我覺得妳很辣,我覺得這件很棒

134
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那也許我今晚能穿上它

135
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我當快艇隊的雷納德
你當湖人隊的祖巴茨

136
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或其他的

137
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- 天啊
- 好啊,嘿,對了,妳知道怎麼著?

138
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我想要...我其實要傳簡訊給妳的

139
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- 好
- 每一年

140
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我都會買好萊塢露天劇場的季票

141
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好,當然了

142
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而我在想,今年我應該買兩份

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哇

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- 總共有多少場音樂會?
- 這個嘛,會有很多場

145
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所以才划算啊

146
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其實有一個很棒的爵士樂系列
我以前都會去演奏

147
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我有點算是薩克斯人

148
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薩克斯人?我不知道有人會這麼說耶

149
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不過話說回來,妳覺得呢?
我要幫妳買季票嗎?

150
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跟你說,因為...

151
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我這工作有時候很難提前計畫...

152
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- 好
- 而且因為氣候變遷

153
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到了2024年,這世界可能就會沉入水裡了

154
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好,如果洛杉磯發生了海嘯
是可以取消的

155
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但如果沒有的話
妳覺得妳能翹班幾個晚上嗎?

156
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好,妳看起來需要思考一下

157
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我就讓妳好好想吧

158
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- 晚點見囉
- 好,我...很感謝你

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再見

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我的天啊,妳美到我想把妳給吃了

161
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我好像終於了解艾米漢默吃人的苦衷了

162
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- 謝謝,尼可拉斯
- 嘿

163
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我們得談談那台壞掉的優格機了

164
00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,728
我們沒有優格機

165
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好,那就是我放希臘優格的那台機器

166
00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,773
已經不正常了

167
00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,359
霍華,我現在很忙

168
00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,070
我的造型師跟我正在為了時裝秀選衣服

169
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好啦,但我會繼續追這件事的

170
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- 好
- 對了,妳真美

171
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謝謝你

172
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威爾斯女士,妳跟兒子的關係真好

173
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妳覺得霍華是我兒子?

174
00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,175
他不是嗎?

175
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真是抱歉

176
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沒關係啦

177
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沒事啦,我的好姊妹

178
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沒事啦,我的好姊妹

179
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沒事啦,我的好姊妹

180
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嗨,沒事啦,我的好姊妹

181
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沒關係的,小妞,嘿,小妞,沒關係

182
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妳得快離開

183
00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,837
(好萊塢露天劇場活動時間表)

184
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,641
(艾薩克:嘿,妳決定好了沒?)

185
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:18,725
(關於好萊塢露天劇場的事)

186
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,018
(我想買早鳥票)

187
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不行啦

188
00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,989
嘿,都還好嗎?

189
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:35,117
不太好,我不想要好萊塢露天劇場的季票

190
00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:38,161
我不想要承諾在3月去看“火柴盒20”

191
00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,123
這太扯了啦,你竟然讓我這麼進退兩難

192
00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,500
好...好啊,為...抱歉,是怎樣進退兩難?

193
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,252
我覺得你在給我壓力

194
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,379
現在對於這種程度的承諾來說還太早了

195
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:51,008
所以現在也不適合建議我們買停車證囉?

196
00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,050
這是在開玩笑嗎?

197
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,303
拜託啦,蘇菲亞,妳怎麼了?妳還好嗎?

198
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我還以為我們進展很順利

199
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,099
- 是啊,你超讚的
- 好

200
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,184
好喔

201
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,019
抱歉,我搞不清楚

202
00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,022
你在替我的生活做決定

203
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,525
而我的工作是在幫助人們活下來

204
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,320
什麼都擋不住我,我不允許,對不起

205
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,240
- 我不相信
- 什麼?

206
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,242
我覺得妳在害怕

207
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,162
我覺得妳害怕這段關係
妳怕我們變得認真起來

208
00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,539
妳只是拿工作當藉口而已

209
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,583
好,這個嘛...跟你說,我根本不...

210
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,753
哇,冷靜點啦,菲爾醫生

211
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:28,837
我說錯了嗎?

212
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,006
聽好,我不需要你來當我的心理治療師

213
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,841
我有心理治療師

214
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:37,095
好啦,我正在找,還在一個一個找

215
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,223
上一個問我太多問題了

216
00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,976
我不想當妳的心理治療師
我只想要妳對我據實以告

217
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,270
我就是對你據實以告

218
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,189
我在跟你說我真實的感受

219
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,858
如果你無法承受的話
那我們之間就有問題了

220
00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,110
對啊,那我猜我們是有問題

221
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,446
好

222
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:58,450
所以,我很高興
我們終於瞭解彼此的意思了

223
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,285
再見

224
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:03,956
蘇菲亞

225
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,210
別擔心派翠西亞說的話,好嗎?

226
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,545
大家都會發生這種事

227
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,505
上個月,我跟一個男生約會

228
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,091
服務生以為他是我父親

229
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:18,303
不過老實說,我的確叫了他爹地
還坐在他的腿上

230
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,638
而且他在幫我拍嗝

231
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,723
妳知道怎麼著?這例子不好,對不起

232
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,767
別擔心啦,表姊

233
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,060
這只是個無心之過

234
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,729
因為我的肌膚太無瑕又童心未泯

235
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:29,648
謝謝

236
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,278
- 我不想看到媽咪這麼難過
- 夠了,快滾啦

237
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,405
你沒有什麼電動要玩的嗎?

238
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:39,992
你說得好不屑,但我就是要去玩

239
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,869
- 晚安囉,媽咪
- 哇

240
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,414
好,這就是我擔心的事

241
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,458
我們面對現實吧
這時裝秀的主意糟糕透了

242
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,960
妳在說什麼啊?

243
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,837
妳從頭到腳都美呆了

244
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,463
不相信我嗎?去問維基腳科啊

245
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:58,302
面對現實啦,那個造型師說得對
我已經中年了

246
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:01,054
不過多數的時候我都不在意

247
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,514
很好,因為妳不該在意

248
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:08,562
只是在我25歲的時候
我整個人被約翰的生活吞噬了

249
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:13,567
我把自己最辣的比基尼歲月
浪費在那個王八蛋身上

250
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:18,697
有時候我會很想要找回那些時光

251
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,950
小莫,妳可以找回那些時光

252
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:27,831
翹臀珍在過去的25年都保持30歲的樣貌
妳知道其中的祕密是什麼嗎?

253
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,583
我的態度

254
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,627
不對啦,小笨蛋,是妳的錢

255
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,796
妳是個富豪耶,對妳來說
要不要老化是一種選擇

256
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,591
你這樣說也算合理

257
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,927
聽我的,如果妳能完全相信我

258
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,595
我可以讓妳減齡十歲

259
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:43,722
聽起來好棒喔

260
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,350
會一點都不棒喔

261
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,269
會很痛、很沮喪,妳會恨我的

262
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,314
妳可能會拉在褲子裡,而且妳一定會哭的

263
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,066
但當我大功告成的時候

264
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,568
妳會像隻海豹寶寶般地走上那伸展台

265
00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:00,572
我要那樣,尼可拉斯,我想當海豹寶寶

266
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,990
那我們就開工吧

267
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,285
{\an8}(氮氣)

268
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,247
放我出去,好冷喔

269
00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:09,665
我該死的奶頭凍僵了

270
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,917
- 快要掉下來了啦
- 我們幫妳裝新的

271
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,168
妳還有一分鐘

272
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,797
古斯塔佛,再調高
只要儀器能承受,那她就可以

273
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,634
我聞到燒焦味,是我的皮燒焦了嗎?

274
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,927
{\an8}(等級)

275
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,764
你確定這樣有用?

276
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,350
看起來就應該是這個樣子

277
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,687
這是海豚膠原蛋白

278
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:35,440
這海豚膠原蛋白是怎麼提取的?
他們沒有傷害海豚吧?

279
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,734
沒有,當然沒有啊,親愛的

280
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,236
- 張開嘴
- 不要

281
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,612
張開嘴

282
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:45,075
天啊,好熱喔,我的奶頭要融化了啦

283
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,077
很好,妳還有差不多一分鐘

284
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,747
嘿,不行...不能昏倒

285
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:57,171
我不知道耶,尼可拉斯,還沒感覺到痛

286
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,132
三、二、一

287
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:03,468
- 我的天啊,擦掉...
- 不要,瑪莉索,別理她

288
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,970
別看她

289
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,015
快擦掉

290
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,151
天啊,人生真是誇張吧?

291
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:22,779
今天早上我還想在勞爾夫超市
使用過期的折價券

292
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,824
而現在我卻不小心
在湯姆福特的面前放了個屁

293
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,242
全部都好華麗喔

294
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,494
感覺就像處在
《小查與寇弟的頂級生活》裡

295
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,539
對啊,我通常很討厭明目張膽的炫富行為

296
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,124
但這其實挺好玩的

297
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,419
你們覺得如果我去走紅毯
會惹上麻煩嗎?

298
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,921
- 當然會
- 會啊

299
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:43,800
你們知道嗎?我在幾個東歐國家
被認為是性感的象徵

300
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,595
在愛沙尼亞,我被稱為“齒花”

301
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,723
我們去喝杯酒,別再聊這個了

302
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,184
- 好,走吧,安絲莉
- 我可不想知道那是什麼意思

303
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,939
帥白男警報響囉

304
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,860
那是亞瑟還是瑞吉佛瑞斯特啊?

305
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:02,986
等等,那是誰?

306
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,571
你不看《勇士與美人》嗎?

307
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,406
- 沒有,你看嗎?
- 我當然有看

308
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,617
而且相信我,這可是天大的讚美

309
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:09,952
謝謝你

310
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,162
我從沒穿過訂製的褲子

311
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,249
它以相同的壓力
把我的私密部位整個包裹住了

312
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,792
感覺真棒

313
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,544
兄弟,我以你為榮

314
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:19,628
謝謝

315
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,927
我的天啊,我打扮得跟警衛一模一樣嗎?

316
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:30,180
沒有...完全沒有,沒有人會把你誤認為...

317
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,265
你在幹嘛?

318
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,433
你的耳機呢?

319
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,186
你應該要去守廁所門口的

320
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,355
是的,長官

321
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,193
- 你有耳機嗎?
- 沒有

322
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:55,581
我的天啊,誰快去報警

323
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:59,418
因為莫莉威爾斯
美到讓我們大家都窒息而死了

324
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,797
- 尼可拉斯,謝謝你
- 不客氣

325
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,799
妳太美了,我愛妳

326
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,509
妳的頭髮真是經典

327
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,637
說出妳是怎麼護膚的
不然我就要割斷妳的喉嚨

328
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,432
謝了,小妞們,嗨,各位模特兒

329
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:32,409
妳看起來有點悲傷,都還好嗎?

330
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,786
我很好,安絲莉

331
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,830
其實我昨天跟艾薩克分手了

332
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,998
不會吧

333
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,668
沒事...都很好,我很慶幸我全身而退了

334
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,337
全身而退?真可怕

335
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,380
對啊,謝謝

336
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,174
因為事情就是這樣

337
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,843
我們會認識人,產生連結
對方會讓我們感覺自己很重要

338
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:53,555
然後我們會發現有人能瞭解自己
生活變得輕鬆許多

339
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,098
- 好
- 安絲莉,但後來

340
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,267
對方會要妳翹班
去好萊塢露天劇場看表演

341
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,645
- 後來就會要結婚
- 好耶

342
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:04,816
但接著我們就會發現自己跟三個孩子
在貝克斯菲爾德的一輛露營車上

343
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,902
身無分文,因為老公
把他所有的錢都拿去投資

344
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,363
他想出的那間金字塔形商場

345
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,406
- 好慘
- 沒錯

346
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,534
我不會落入這陷阱裡

347
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:18,079
所以我才跟我這輩子交往過
最善良、最有愛、個性最穩定的男人分手

348
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,708
那個喜歡喝水,而且床架壞掉的男人

349
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,794
好的

350
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,297
謝謝,妳很擅長傾聽耶

351
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,841
完全沒有追問

352
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,884
妳應該當心理治療師

353
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:31,969
當然

354
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,232
嘿,我有參加這場秀

355
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,401
但我遲到了,又忘了我的密碼

356
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,570
你能不能讓我去後台呢?

357
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,155
好...我不是警衛

358
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,325
對不起,是我的錯

359
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:58,328
我以為你是,因為你穿得跟他們一模一樣

360
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,873
我可不會說是一模一樣

361
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,917
我穿的襪子是米白色的
而他們穿的是白色的

362
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,170
- 應該吧
- 對

363
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,338
現在我看到了,根本天差地別

364
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,090
謝謝,妳很懂耶

365
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,802
我遲到太久了,會被炒魷魚的

366
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,265
來吧,跟我來

367
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,435
好,找到她了,正在送她進去

368
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:25,397
我知道時間不多了,組長
我已經在儘快趕過去了

369
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,900
我得帶禿鷹回巢穴,謝謝

370
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:31,528
- 禿鷹?
- 不知道啦,突然想到的

371
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,656
沒有啦,我很喜歡,非常感謝你,再見

372
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:35,741
再見

373
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,456
會跳舞的富豪?

374
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,833
幫你找個兩者皆能的妞

375
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,544
{\an8}(提娜貝,熱舞女王)

376
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,046
{\an8}(完美貝,富豪目標,跳舞,瘋傳)

377
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:53,884
{\an8}我們做到了,我們上抖音了
莫莉、提娜、畢安卡

378
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,805
我的天啊,也太棒了吧

379
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,599
我覺得如果再跳個10次、11次

380
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:05,020
- 就能讓這段舞流行起來了
- 對啊,聽起來真棒

381
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:05,979
棒極了

382
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,318
我的天啊,給我一張椅子跟五顆止痛藥

383
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,613
椅子就算了吧
我需要醫生來檢查我的骨頭

384
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,948
我去找醫生來

385
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,704
莫莉,妳會倒立嗎?

386
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,873
當然囉,好姊妹

387
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,134
所以你是跟我說你穿成這樣純屬意外?

388
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,388
對,我只是想打造吸睛的造型

389
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,434
抱歉,我可以借一下我的保鑣嗎?

390
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,565
我的天啊,妳是我稍早幫的那個女生

391
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:50,691
妳是模特兒?

392
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,360
別表現得那麼吃驚
這裡可是時裝秀現場耶

393
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,988
不是啦,我很抱歉,我不是那個意思...我...

394
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:57,823
只是妳剛剛好正常...

395
00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:00,659
而且很好聊,我沒想到會...

396
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:03,161
好,真好笑,因為你很奇怪

397
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,788
我還以為你才是模特兒呢

398
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,457
對了,我是亞瑟

399
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:11,211
我是薇拉,不過我偶爾會用禿鷹這個名字

400
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:13,046
是啊,沒錯

401
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:15,465
我能借一下你的手機嗎?

402
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,551
好啊,當然好

403
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,262
我要輸入我的電話號碼

404
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,973
我想之後請你去吃晚餐

405
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,349
當作謝禮

406
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,895
但請保證你不會打扮成廚師出席

407
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,313
不會的,好,不會啦

408
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:31,607
我本來想說可以穿這套

409
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,819
好啊,我確定你的腿夠長

410
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,696
我是真的夠長

411
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,199
我該去走上走下了

412
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,242
- 好
- 好,他們有付我錢喔

413
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,619
好,很好

414
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:51,126
兄弟,模特兒約你出去耶

415
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,211
對啊

416
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,172
好耶

417
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,342
抱歉,對,常有的事

418
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,972
一分鐘,再過一分鐘就開場了

419
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:06,683
嘿

420
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,811
我不禁注意到妳滿頭大汗,很害怕的樣子

421
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:14,441
我很抱歉,我好熱
這後面每次都這麼熱嗎?

422
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,945
別擔心,我明白,大家都會緊張

423
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,071
吃這個吧

424
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,031
- 這是什麼?
- 主要是草藥成分

425
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,115
所有女孩都會吃

426
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,786
可以讓妳放鬆,但能讓妳精氣神十足

427
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:28,121
來,香檳可以激發活性

428
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,043
好吧,我想如果是草藥

429
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,546
而且所有女孩都會吃

430
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,619
她出場了

431
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,749
我讚爆了

432
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,170
哇

433
00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:25,053
我讚爆了

434
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:30,559
我讚爆了,我是超模

435
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,187
這是怎麼一回事?

436
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:35,272
她嗨翻了耶

437
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,399
我的腳好痛喔

438
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,860
哈,砰

439
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:43,614
我在月球漫步

440
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,033
- 她動作很棒耶
- 呃哼

441
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:55,792
什...我可以啦,我是女性統治者耶

442
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,377
別拍了吧

443
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:58,837
我是一隻鳥

444
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:06,678
我25歲,我拍抖音,寶貝

445
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,056
“兜音”、“抖陰”

446
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,475
她已經被傳開了

447
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:13,101
那是什麼鬼東西啊?

448
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,478
寶貝,只是一頂帽子

449
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:15,771
它在動

450
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,147
誰來想想辦法啊

451
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:21,318
大家怎麼都盯著我看?別再看我了

452
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,406
我是黑夜裡的貓兒

453
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,242
這是不含麩質的嗎?

454
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,952
別把那個塞進...放下

455
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:35,624
你為何不死掉?

456
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,221
(急診)

457
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:52,057
覺得好一點了嗎?妳又需要嘔吐桶了嗎?

458
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:55,227
不用,我已經沒東西可以吐了

459
00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:57,437
都吐光了,我只是一具空殼

460
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,647
好,目標達成

461
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:02,442
醫生說要妳再留院觀察一個小時

462
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,819
但之後我們就能回家了

463
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:06,488
- 我去跟大家說妳沒事了
- 好

464
00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:17,708
嗨

465
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:21,837
妳是莫莉威爾斯嗎?

466
00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:24,006
對,我又被瘋傳了嗎?

467
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,258
我好像一直搞這種事

468
00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:28,427
我確實得過一次威比獎

469
00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:30,012
其實我認出妳的名字

470
00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:33,265
是因為我表弟剛搬進大眾之家酒店

471
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:34,850
真的嗎?哇

472
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:38,145
那已經幫了他很多,所以謝謝妳

473
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:39,438
我好高興

474
00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:40,606
他之前過得很辛苦

475
00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:43,734
他的生活中發生了很多事,但我很佩服他

476
00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:47,070
他總是能勇往向前,有點像妳

477
00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:50,657
哇,我想我真的是苦過來的

478
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,034
要以那些日子為榮

479
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:53,952
謝謝妳

480
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:03,837
嘿,大家好,我是你們的妞,提娜
我又回到西達賽奈醫院了

481
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:07,216
我不是要進行今年的第一次洗胃

482
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:09,927
這次可是急診喔

483
00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:13,347
莫莉,妳想跟我的追蹤者們問好嗎?

484
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,851
妳知道怎麼著?我真的不想

485
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:19,478
好

486
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:31,907
你怎麼會跑來這裡?

487
00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:34,576
我是來吃晚餐的
我們今晚不是要一起做晚餐嗎?

488
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,787
沒有...我們分手了啊

489
00:25:36,787 --> 00:25:38,247
什麼?沒有,才沒有

490
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,832
- 我的天啊,等等,我們分手了?
- 對啊

491
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,669
我們大吵了一架,我說了再見
我在IG上封鎖了你

492
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:46,338
在車上聽艾拉妮絲莫莉塞特的歌
一邊唱一邊哭

493
00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:47,965
我知道我們吵了一架

494
00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:51,385
但那不表示我們就結束了
不是嗎?對吧?

495
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,096
對我來說通常都是這樣

496
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:56,807
我不想分手

497
00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:02,229
我想要做這道炒豆腐給妳吃
然後看妳偷偷訂披薩

498
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:06,608
我是說...我也想要那樣

499
00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:10,028
聽我說,我太急躁了

500
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,239
好萊塢露天劇場的事也許是我太急了

501
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:14,575
但這只是因為我很喜歡妳,真的很喜歡

502
00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:17,452
而且,我不想要逼妳,但我只是...

503
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:19,955
也許我們能進屋去談

504
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,125
嘿,我也許反應過度了

505
00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:25,127
而且我好餓

506
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:28,589
你穿這件毛衣真是他媽的帥

507
00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:31,466
我知道,我是秋季色調的人

508
00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:36,305
妳準備好了沒?

509
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,293
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