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早安,嗨

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大家都好嗎?嘿

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哈娜,毛衣很美喔

4
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- 謝了
- 東尼,好兄弟

5
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昨晚有看比賽嗎?

6
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他們真是大開殺戒了,對吧?

7
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嗨,史蒂夫,嘿,外面在下雨嗎?

8
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(性別友善洗手間)

9
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媽的,糟糕,抱歉

10
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- 很抱歉,我什麼都沒看到
- 沒關係

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我不是裸體,我有穿四角內褲

12
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- 對不起
- 別道歉

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這跟我穿泳褲沒什麼不同,妳可以這麼想

14
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- 是啊
- 對

15
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你知道怎麼著?你說得對,一點也不奇怪

16
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- 那麼...
- 那麼...

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你好嗎?

18
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很好,好極了,是啊

19
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我清早去健行了

20
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濕度如何呢?

21
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挺乾爽的,妳知道嗎?

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我覺得我說錯了,我覺得這樣有點怪

23
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也許我該去健行

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走回我辦公室去

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- 好
- 所以...

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再見

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那就...再見囉

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《錢錢錢錢》

29
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(餘額不足)

30
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(美國證券交易所)

31
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(逾期,最後通知)

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好,今天發生了奇怪的事

33
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我去了我便便的洗手間
那裡頭有其他人喔

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我真的很對不起

35
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我會去買下隔壁棟大樓,然後全面封鎖

36
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當成妳專用的便便大樓

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不用,沒關係

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是亞瑟在裡面

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他在裡面換衣服

40
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沒想到他的身材竟然那麼好

41
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有大肌肌耶

42
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我有點驚訝

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是喔?

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等一下

45
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Siri,燈光亮度減低20%

46
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莫莉威爾斯,妳喜歡亞瑟嗎?

47
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對,我喜歡

48
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妳這蕩婦,是好的那種

49
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- 快點全部告訴我
- 好

50
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我最近常常想起他

51
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我做了個夢,內容是我們一起搭雪橇

52
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身上蓋著毛毯,抬頭看著耶誕老公公

53
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這是大新聞

54
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對,我發瘋了嗎?

55
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沒有,當然沒有

56
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而且...

57
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好吧,我或許也該跟妳說某件事情

58
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什麼事?

59
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我們在科西嘉島的時候
亞瑟也說過他喜歡妳

60
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你是說真的嗎?你怎麼沒跟我說?

61
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我發誓要保密啊

62
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而且我是個自戀症患者,我是真的忘記了

63
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- 哇
-“哇”極了

64
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妳打算怎麼辦?

65
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不知道,情況很複雜

66
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我是他的老闆

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我也不知道他是不是還喜歡我

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- 而且我不想毀了我們的友情...
- 天啊,親愛的

69
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別這麼高尚了,好嗎?妳不是假清高的人

70
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我們只需要想個辦法
讓事情就這麼發生,自然而然地

71
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- 我想到了
- 怎樣?

72
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- 員工旅遊,對
- 員工旅遊?

73
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人資部在性騷訓練中說過

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很多不得體的事都發生在員工旅遊的時候

75
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應該要避免才對

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根本完美

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我們去某個充滿異國風
又浪漫的地方辦正事

78
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當我們與世隔絕,美酒一杯接一杯

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接著就順其自然了

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我不知道耶,不會太刻意嗎?

81
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對,但所有的美好關係都是這樣起頭的

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妳記得我交往過的那個性感消防員嗎?

83
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妳是真的相信我住的公寓

84
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就那樣“意外”著火了?

85
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長大點啦

86
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我們要去杜拜

87
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等等,不好意思,我們要幹嘛?

88
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莫莉表姊,妳是說真的嗎?

89
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我就是說真的

90
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我們最近工作很辛苦
大家都值得來點獎勵

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我在杜拜有一座宮殿

92
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有28間房,七座泳池

93
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還有一整班的員工
能滿足我們所有天馬行空的需求

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宮殿?

95
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我可以過得像茉莉公主一樣

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天啊

97
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一年出國兩次

98
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我是誰啊?湯姆克魯斯嗎?

99
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技術上來說,我不被允許出國

100
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其實也不被允許待在國內

101
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會超級棒的

102
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我保證會如夢似幻

103
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我們去那裡,妳沒意見吧?

104
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這個嘛,國際旅行能給人新的觀點

105
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來看待在家鄉遇到的問題

106
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然後,安絲莉,抱歉了

107
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如果有誰要當茉莉公主,那肯定是我

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我的髮型才對

109
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我們去杜拜吧

110
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嗨,內褲超人

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- 妳說什麼?
- 內褲超人

112
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那個兒童讀物《內褲超人》中的角色

113
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總之呢,我希望去杜拜不會讓你太麻煩
因為你要照顧艾莉克絲

114
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不會啦,她這週在她媽那邊
所以不會有問題的

115
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很好,太好了

116
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我只是想確定你一定會去

117
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因為我覺得你肯定會很喜歡那裡

118
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- 是嗎?
- 是啊

119
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我要帶你去兩間超難訂的餐廳

120
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兩間都有米其林星星

121
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好喔,我愛米其林輪胎

122
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所以聽起來挺讚的

123
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而且我還訂了人造島上的直升機之旅

124
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那座島是法拉利跑車的形狀

125
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- 嘿
- 什麼?

126
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- 妳怎麼會跑來這裡?
- 大驚喜

127
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- 嗨
- 是啊

128
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嗨

129
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這是哪位啊?

130
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抱歉,莫莉,這位是薇拉

131
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薇拉,這位是我老闆莫莉

132
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莫莉威爾斯,當然了
順道一提,我好愛妳

133
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妳做的所有事我都愛

134
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其實薇拉有參加

135
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妳走的那場時裝秀,我們是在那裡認識的

136
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- 所以妳是模特兒?
- 只是因為我個子高啦

137
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不是當模特兒就是去打籃球
不過我的反射神經超差的

138
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我的反射神經好極了

139
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酷喔,總之呢,抱歉打擾你們

140
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我只是幫這傢伙送點心過來

141
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不會吧

142
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是啊,我做了之前跟你提過的馬芬蛋糕

143
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用我們摘的藍莓做的喔

144
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我們今早健行時摘的那些?

145
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- 對啊
- 真是太棒了

146
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她會烤蛋糕耶

147
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薇拉會烤蛋糕
她有點烘焙天分喔,對吧?

148
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謝謝妳

149
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請拿一個吧

150
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我做了全辦公室的份,所以...

151
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妳真是貼心

152
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我的老天啊

153
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這也太“莓”好了吧

154
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你們兩個喔

155
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好,我該走了

156
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- 好,我送妳出去
- 好

157
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莫莉,很高興見到妳

158
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薇拉,我也高興見到妳

159
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薇拉,祝妳今天愉快

160
00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:06,778
我就像迴力鏢一樣飛進飛出喔

161
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嘿

162
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:10,741
鱷魚太太,澳洲腔別那麼重,好嗎?

163
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幹,真好吃

164
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好,晚餐來了

165
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- 那是薇拉的IG嗎?
- 對

166
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而且是我看過最接地氣又可愛的帳號

167
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- 真他媽的
- 我能說句話嗎?

168
00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,688
她太高了,很可怕

169
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,232
“我能在人群中看到我的朋友

170
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看啊,安琪拉在那邊”

171
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- 真可悲
- 你看這個

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烘焙、露營,她還收養小兔子,尼可拉斯

173
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兔子耶

174
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兔子都是強暴犯

175
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而且她已經貼出跟亞瑟的合照了

176
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“終於找到能跟我一起
在清晨5點去健行的特別朋友了”

177
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:06,463
- 莫莉,看著我,看看妳自己
- 我要怎麼...

178
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,507
妳很棒、很美

179
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如果妳想對亞瑟出手
那這個薇拉根本一點機會也沒有

180
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,680
他們才交往兩週吧,根本不算什麼

181
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你知道怎麼著?你說得對
我可能還有戲唱

182
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- 婊子,妳超有戲唱
- 婊子,我超有戲唱

183
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等我手到擒來的時候
他會哀求我高抬貴手的

184
00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,358
- 抱歉,太超過了嗎?
- 對,有一點

185
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,343
她來了

186
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,596
- 茉莉公主
- 謝謝你,霍華

187
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你也很帥

188
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,725
你可以當茉莉公主那個變成駱駝的朋友

189
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哈囉,大家好

190
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,811
我有件事要宣佈

191
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,146
計畫改變

192
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:10,319
與其去我在杜拜的宮殿
我們要去一個更棒的地方

193
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:14,907
聖貝納迪諾山裡的小屋

194
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,783
等等

195
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:20,370
加州的聖貝納迪諾?
我表弟買大麻的地方?

196
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,247
杜拜太過奢華了

197
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:26,126
我的宮殿裡有一條漂漂河
讓你們在房間之間漂來漂去

198
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,670
- 誰會想要那樣啊?
- 我很想

199
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:35,135
我們在純淨湖畔的樸實舒適小屋裡
更能夠培養感情啊

200
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,637
- 是池塘
- 池塘

201
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:42,434
也不用搭豪華飛機飛18個小時
去那裡只需要30分鐘...

202
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,395
- 三個半小時
- 三個半小時的車程

203
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:50,192
所以我們下樓去搭上正在等待的小巴士

204
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,487
開始狂歡一下吧

205
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,863
那宮殿呢?

206
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,281
還有法拉利形狀的島呢?

207
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,243
- 莫莉,我還買了這頂帽子
- 帽子很美

208
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:04,831
而且在樹林裡的小屋也會很美

209
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,459
好,我其實很喜歡聖貝納迪諾山脈

210
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:11,880
- 現在可能是灌叢鴉的交配季
- 沒錯

211
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,340
牠們很拚喔

212
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,053
走吧

213
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,160
歡迎大家來到威爾斯營

214
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:47,666
陽光灑在臉上,空氣清新

215
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:52,296
還有樹浣熊孕育下一代的聲音

216
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:55,174
這裡還有幾座燃木壁爐

217
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,551
- 如果有人會砍柴的話
- 讓我來

218
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,261
我喜歡自己動手做

219
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,471
在辦公室都只能按來按去

220
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,641
- 空白鍵、刪除、複製、貼上
- 好囉,我們懂,亞瑟,控制點

221
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,560
- 快去砍柴啦
- 好

222
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:11,106
我要去為大家料理一頓家常菜

223
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,357
好好享受吧

224
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:16,904
你們看,我想那是...“加利福奈亞”山

225
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,906
好,夠了,走吧,快啊

226
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,284
我要去池塘裡泡一下

227
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,660
你們想一起來嗎?

228
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,913
我一直都很想看你們的身體

229
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,122
我才不要

230
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,625
- 妳要換衣服嗎?
- 不了,不需要

231
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,253
掰囉

232
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,132
我不喜歡這樣

233
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:40,469
我覺得又回到了住宿營
我不喜歡這一團混亂

234
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,387
妳也參加過住宿營?

235
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,805
每年暑假都參加,奧農達加營

236
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,599
- 聽起來真可怕
- 對,沒錯

237
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,476
有個叫做“芭屁”的金髮小女孩

238
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,895
想教我怎麼做羽毛頭飾

239
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,314
那問題可大了,我到現在還在消化

240
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,733
好,我是去參加了叫做冒險營的活動

241
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,817
結果所謂的冒險

242
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,362
就是看他們能把我的內褲拉得多高

243
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,490
好,那我們就文明點,全程玩手機吧

244
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,658
沒問題

245
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,868
好喔,沒訊號

246
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,664
也許在金屬雪橇那邊會有訊號

247
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,916
那也是一個時鐘?

248
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,419
這到底是什麼詭異的地方啊?

249
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,132
嗨,尼可拉斯,我很抱歉
我錯過了今天早上的車

250
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,050
(歡迎光臨杜拜)

251
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,302
我奶奶動手術,細節我就不說了

252
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,014
但就這麼說吧,這週末有天使眷顧我們

253
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:29,518
總之呢,我最後自己買了飛到杜拜的機票

254
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,687
八千美金,真是貴呀

255
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,438
還有,我不想打擾你

256
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,399
但我沒有宮殿的地址

257
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,192
所以你有空就回電給我吧

258
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,528
好,我愛大家,再見

259
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,406
哈囉

260
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,243
杜拜耶

261
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,665
好,妳現在真的要
貶低自己的地位,跑來做飯?

262
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,417
亞瑟最好是有根大雞雞

263
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,087
沒事啦,我只是要做雞肉派

264
00:13:57,087 --> 00:14:00,048
噁,為何?那就像把嬰兒食品
塞在微波肉派裡

265
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:03,635
才不是,那有家的味道,很接地氣

266
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,095
很完美

267
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:20,277
親愛的,小心啊

268
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:23,530
別擔心,沒關係,我得找回自己的節奏

269
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,157
我得找到自己的感覺

270
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,784
嘿

271
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:28,869
好,使喚我工作吧

272
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,498
聽好了,我現在要出去外面拍些

273
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:37,211
耶誕卡要用的情色野外自拍照

274
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,922
亞瑟,你可以協助莫莉做晚餐嗎?

275
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,173
當然好啊

276
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,425
- 要做什麽菜?
- 雞肉派

277
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,885
我好愛雞肉派

278
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:54,978
噁,停止,不,快滾

279
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,359
別鬧了,快走

280
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:03,862
- 走啦
- 讓我滑啦

281
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,239
怎麼不讓我滑?

282
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,782
給我一格收訊就好

283
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:09,076
莫莉表姊,我們需要無線網路

284
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,579
如果我在十分鐘內沒辦法看電子郵件

285
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,122
我就要放火燒爛這間小屋

286
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,166
你們兩個幹嘛這麼吵?

287
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,960
你們把氣氛都搞壞了

288
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,920
什麼氣氛?是你帶我們來的

289
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,421
我們本來要在杜拜感受氣氛的

290
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,008
好,夠了,給我出去外面找事做

291
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,803
現在就去,快啊,去吧

292
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:28,971
薩利納斯,快點

293
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,392
你很適合走霸氣路線

294
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:40,941
就快弄好了

295
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,026
- 你想試吃看看嗎?
- 好啊

296
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,820
小心,很燙

297
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,073
我覺得味道很棒

298
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,159
不知道耶,我覺得好像要多加點鹽

299
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,954
哇,不按照食譜來,我敬佩妳

300
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:55,914
轟

301
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,044
看來這裡有位
貨真價實的艾默兒大廚喔,是吧?

302
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,841
不好意思,你剛剛說“艾默兒”嗎?

303
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,594
等等,你認為他的名字是
“艾默兒”拉加西?

304
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,180
對啊,等等,不然是什麼?

305
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,807
是艾默爾

306
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,603
不是啦,那是他的外號

307
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:23,400
等等,你覺得一個
60歲的肯瓊大廚會叫做“艾默兒”?

308
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,194
你從沒懷疑過?

309
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,654
好啦,夠了,妳回去攪拌啦

310
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,156
遵命,亞瑟兒

311
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,462
幹嘛啦?

312
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,756
我看到一隻蟲,我剛剛可能救了你一命

313
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:48,675
我的天啊,妳看嘛,黑人就是不適合小屋

314
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,512
我們適合圖倫的早午餐或奢華假期

315
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,055
這裡跟我們毫無關係

316
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,810
我們該升個火
這樣就能溫暖點,把動物都趕跑

317
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,605
妳知道在冒險營,我的輔導員花了三週

318
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,982
想要教我怎麼用弓鑽來升火

319
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,275
我可以試試看

320
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,987
- 也許屋裡有火柴
- 對,可能吧

321
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,074
但我覺得我們不該進屋去

322
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,992
亞瑟和莫莉應該是有點什麼事

323
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,327
什麼?這是什麼意思?

324
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,623
我其實不在乎,我冷到不想八卦了

325
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:21,959
好,那就試試我的辦法吧

326
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,419
妳去撿些木柴,擺成金字塔狀

327
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,463
我去找些麻線和一根棍子

328
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,883
霍華,麻線是什麼啊?

329
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,973
妳知道我們現在需要什麼嗎?

330
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,558
來點烹飪音樂

331
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,102
當然囉

332
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,020
來點烹飪曲調

333
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,527
我喜歡喔

334
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,196
很好聽,這是什麼歌?

335
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,949
對我的烹飪節奏很有幫助

336
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:57,744
對,這其實是一支澳洲樂團

337
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,121
薇拉介紹給我聽的

338
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,875
哇,真酷

339
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,710
- 對啊
- 真是酷斃了

340
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:07,588
薇拉,哇,你們進展如何?

341
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:12,426
是啊,我是說,很不錯,我很喜歡她

342
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,762
你能回到情場真的很好

343
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,972
對,是啊

344
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,268
沒有啦,我只是覺得很開心,妳知道嗎?

345
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,479
她逼我去上一堂很荒唐的陶藝課

346
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:29,151
我真的超不拿手,不過我不知道啦

347
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,403
我有點喜歡,妳知道嗎?

348
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:35,407
感覺就像在我離婚後
她讓我再次見識了世界

349
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:40,829
我知道這聽起來也許很蠢
不過,是啊,我就是真的很開心

350
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:43,874
好

351
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,092
抱歉,是我女兒加進去的

352
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,677
我不知道要怎麼刪掉

353
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:03,310
好,我得坦白一件事

354
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:06,021
其實挺舒服的,你升的火還不錯

355
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,608
我猜我在那夏令營還是有學到點什麼的

356
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,527
除了覺得像個魯蛇以外

357
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,694
有那麼慘?

358
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:13,946
很可怕

359
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,281
不過這麼說吧,那一年我進入青春期

360
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,659
兩年後,我才發現體香劑

361
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,703
很遺憾你碰上了這種事

362
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:28,043
如果能讓你覺得好過一點
我在夏令營也沒有多少朋友

363
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,254
- 真的嗎?
- 對

364
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,799
因為原住民的名字被盜用
我試圖發起退出

365
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:37,010
但所有人只想要去游泳和打手槍

366
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:40,097
我在夏令營唯一的朋友是營地護理師

367
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:42,558
我的天啊,我也是,我的護理師叫做琳達

368
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:44,476
- 什麼?
- 對,她教我鉤針編織

369
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,311
- 妳少來
- 是真的

370
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,650
跟妳說,如果夏令營更像這樣

371
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,319
坐在營火前,討論人生

372
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,113
也許我們會比較喜歡一點

373
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,531
我覺得你說得對

374
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:05,956
嘿,蘇菲亞,妳覺得
如果我們小時候去同一個夏令營

375
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,458
妳跟我會是朋友嗎?

376
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:11,962
不會

377
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,427
嘿,兩位

378
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:19,553
嘿

379
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,180
- 拍攝進行得如何?
- 好極了

380
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:25,017
空拍機在下降前拍了一張超讚的美麗湖景

381
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:28,061
然後在我褲檔上的一小撮毛髮前盤旋

382
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,563
誰看了都不可能不打手槍

383
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,072
好的,各位,開動吧

384
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,950
這是莫莉媽媽的雞肉派

385
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,702
還有亞瑟叔叔當助手

386
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,079
太好了

387
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,998
現在我們成了手足啊,哇

388
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:48,999
跟你們說

389
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:52,085
我通常只喜歡雞肉被打進高蛋白奶昔裡

390
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,547
好讓我能增加臀部肌肉量
但這個真的不錯吃

391
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,220
我的天啊

392
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:06,558
抱歉

393
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,188
薇拉的訊息全都一起傳進來了

394
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:13,649
但訊號一直都是斷斷續續

395
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:14,858
對,我的也是

396
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:18,820
我收到六通語音訊息
是某個叫做“安死烈”的人傳來的

397
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,324
應該是我曾經
上過的一個變裝皇后吧,封鎖

398
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,624
抱歉

399
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,963
跟你說,沒關係,你可以讀

400
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,924
不用,沒關係,我不想沒禮貌

401
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,509
讓你的手機在用餐全程一直叫

402
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:42,469
是有點沒禮貌,所以你就讀吧?

403
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:45,973
好

404
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:53,438
有什麼突然這麼好笑?
有人把新聞變聲了嗎?

405
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,441
薇拉跟我有個習慣

406
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:59,319
她會跟我說她的狗要睡覺了

407
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,572
而我會打去跟狗說晚安

408
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,865
很蠢

409
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:06,493
聽起來真的超蠢的

410
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:11,123
跟妳說,表姊,蘇菲亞跟我
升了一堆很不錯的火

411
00:22:11,123 --> 00:22:13,500
也許晚餐後
能烤棉花糖巧克力夾心餅當甜點?

412
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,631
霍華,我們沒有
做烤棉花糖巧克力夾心餅的材料

413
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:22,092
- 太可惜了
- 不會啦,沒關係

414
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,802
我們可以烤些棉花糖就好

415
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,762
你沒在聽嗎?

416
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,264
我們沒有那些材料

417
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:29,308
妳舊家那裡有一整間糖果室

418
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:31,310
但我就是超想提起棉花糖的

419
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,978
你在幹嘛啦?

420
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,566
我不需要吃烤棉花糖巧克力夾心餅

421
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,985
因為我吃這雞肉派就超飽了

422
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,904
雖然有點太鹹了,艾默兒

423
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:45,365
是他媽的艾默爾啦

424
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:51,914
好,就這樣辦吧,因為所有事情都爛透了

425
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:56,084
因為我們沒有烤棉花糖巧克力夾心餅
而且這個派鹹得要命

426
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,337
我要去雜貨店

427
00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:02,883
把這間小屋裝滿小朋友們想要的東西

428
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,218
莫莉,沒關係,我去吧

429
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:07,554
給我坐下

430
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,056
媽的

431
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:13,727
我要自己去,拯救這個爛斃了的週末

432
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,988
莫莉,等等,這輛車很大,而且路很小條

433
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:27,574
- 而且大家都知道妳開車技術很爛
- 我很會開車

434
00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,369
好,但這麼想吧

435
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:33,038
醜八怪才開車,而妳一點也不醜

436
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,998
妳很漂亮,妳是個很漂亮的女生,好嗎?

437
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:37,417
別讓醜八怪贏啊,莫莉,拜託啦

438
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,339
好喔

439
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,011
煞車

440
00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:55,060
- 拜託三思啊,別撞上熊
- 別撞上熊

441
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,772
不要,別撞那...停啊

442
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:02,150
蠢貨

443
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:06,613
莫莉,拜託,妳都沒在管緩衝空間耶

444
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,075
我成功了

445
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:12,619
我他媽成功了,你們這些王八蛋

446
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:16,415
我的天啊

447
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,917
- 糟了...
- 我的天啊

448
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,086
她怎麼會他媽的裸體啊?她還好嗎?

449
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,922
大自然太爛了,這裡什麼好事都沒有

450
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:26,425
- 冷靜,各位
- 我的天啊

451
00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:28,510
我的天啊...

452
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,220
還真是讓人嚇一跳呢

453
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,598
朗妲,妳還好嗎?

454
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,266
當然沒事啊,親愛的

455
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:37,186
這不是我第一次被小巴士撞

456
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,230
好,來吧

457
00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:42,983
妳別在意,妳會沒事的

458
00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:45,277
好,我的包包呢?我需要來顆大麻軟糖

459
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:03,086
謝謝,朗妲有消息了

460
00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:06,965
除了早就存在的毛病以外,她完全沒事

461
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,300
謝天謝地

462
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:11,553
她有收到妳送的那些花
週一就會回來上班

463
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,473
妳還好嗎?

464
00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:17,309
我知道這一趟並不如我們預期

465
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,519
我沒事

466
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:23,232
我只是差點殺死人,然後在亞瑟面前

467
00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:26,902
狠狠地自取其辱了一番,事情已成定局了

468
00:25:26,902 --> 00:25:28,612
寶貝,我很遺憾

469
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,908
我要照原定計畫走

470
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:37,371
- 專注在自己和工作上
- 好

471
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,544
妳想不想看看我空拍的裸照?

472
00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:45,379
- 好,那樣就太好了
- 好

473
00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:49,550
野外讓我的屁股變得好翹

474
00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:53,220
哇,你對我真好

475
00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:05,274
嘿,妳怎麼會這麼早來上班?

476
00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,025
我睡不著

477
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:09,194
我一直在想大眾之家的事

478
00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,404
我想開更多間

479
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:12,406
好,我們到了年底

480
00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:14,992
- 在加州就會有三間
- 對,為何就此停止呢?

481
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:16,994
我們來擴展到全國吧

482
00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:19,913
好,我覺得這是個很棒的想法

483
00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:23,625
但我要跟妳說一句妳已經20年沒聽過的話

484
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:26,795
妳的錢不夠

485
00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:37,014
嘿,尼可拉斯,你好嗎?
只是打來關心一下

486
00:26:37,014 --> 00:26:40,350
已經四天了,完全沒關係啦

487
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:42,060
抱歉我這麼煩人

488
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,897
總之呢,回電給我

489
00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:47,608
- 好
- 安絲莉

490
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,818
我覺得妳朋友們不會來了

491
00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:51,528
賈維

492
00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:54,990
你太悲觀了啦,他們會來的

493
00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:58,660
走吧,我們去買點披薩吃

494
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:03,081
好,我真的覺得我們這次
該嚐嚐豪華總匯口味

495
00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:06,376
因為你上次吃的是起司四重奏之類的吧?

496
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:07,586
總之呢,我覺得我們應該點...

497
00:27:07,586 --> 00:27:11,006
- 是五重奏
- 起司五重奏?哇

498
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:06,061
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