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好,很棒,好的,看我,來點角度

2
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不對,不是那樣

3
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不是那樣,抱歉,對不起啦

4
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好,來點慷慨的樣子

5
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慷慨

6
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妳們要捐出自己所有的錢

7
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更慷慨,很棒

8
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很完美,好耶

9
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那樣太慷慨了,葛蕾絲,改一下嘴型

10
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這樣可以嗎?

11
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好,我們要改一下打燈的設定

12
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兩位女士何不休息一下?

13
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表現很棒,謝謝妳們

14
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- 覺得好性感
- 感覺很棒耶

15
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- 對,我喜歡那感覺
- 對啊

16
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我的天啊,妳們兩個都好美

17
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誰想要被搧個巴掌,給臉頰來點紅暈啊?

18
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尼可拉斯,真是體貼

19
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不過我的臉因為上個巴掌好像還在麻

20
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等等,莫莉,把故事說完吧

21
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- 好
- 好,所以妳在亞瑟家裡

22
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對,氣氛變得緊繃起來

23
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他開始用雙手觸摸我

24
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是奶子、屁股還是妹妹?

25
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- 屁股
- 摸屁股啊

26
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那是最棒的

27
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我夢見史蒂夫哈維抓住我的屁股

28
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- 我喜歡鬍渣渣,是啊
- 繼續說

29
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但後來我的手機響了,那時刻就毀了

30
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我還是不知道發生了什麼事

31
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就是他愛上妳了

32
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沒錯

33
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最多再過24小時
他就會跟妳合體了,相信我

34
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你真是太貼心了

35
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我真的很欣賞尼可拉斯對妳說話那麼色

36
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我得讓露易絲這樣對我說話

37
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露易絲,用色情的語言稱讚我

38
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妳的奶子很美

39
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- 好耶,露易絲
- 好喔,太棒了

40
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《錢錢錢錢》

41
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(餘額不足)

42
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(美國證券交易所)

43
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(逾期,最後通知)

44
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送來了

45
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各位,送來了

46
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真是太開心了

47
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才剛出版

48
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哇

49
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莫莉,妳看起來就像超模

50
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妳辭掉正職吧

51
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謝謝你,亞瑟

52
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都是因為化妝,和我那雙會說話的眼睛吧

53
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“威爾斯和梵希斯
不只是要捐出自己全部的錢

54
00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,562
還要努力從內部著手
瓦解整個階級制度”

55
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:09,231
蘇菲亞,《浮華世界》的文章登出來了

56
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我們在討論我的樣子有多美

57
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封面很美,但有更大的事情發生了

58
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妳跟艾薩克要復合了?

59
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沒有,但感謝妳提起
我那段令人心碎至極的分手

60
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不客氣,親愛的

61
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諾曼洛夫頓聯絡了我們

62
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他想參觀我們其中一個大眾之家的地點

63
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真他媽的,諾曼洛夫頓?

64
00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:32,629
我從沒見過他
就連比起我,他都還要富有個十倍吧

65
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他的外號是懷俄明州巫師

66
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他是財經天才

67
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也許他能提供些建議

68
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提醒設定,問諾曼怎麼繳稅最好

69
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他從來都不離開懷俄明州的,這可是大事

70
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如果他決定資助我們
我們不需要其他捐款人就能推行全國了

71
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哇,這傢伙還真接地氣

72
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他開車齡20年的豐田冠美麗
而且每天都吃同樣的漢堡

73
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為何要推崇接地氣?

74
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我現在就在地表上
看看這房間,其他人都遜斃了

75
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帶我上天啊,寶貝

76
00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,911
各位,機會來了

77
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諾曼是我們的大金主

78
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這是我們的大好機會

79
00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,917
我們得好好表現,讓他大大驚豔

80
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所有人都要保持冷靜

81
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“裘德洛的事業第二春”
我得讀這篇文章

82
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他差點就不演戲了?

83
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我一邊看《戀愛沒有假期》
一邊打手槍好多次

84
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還被送去急診了

85
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午餐要吃什麼?

86
00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,397
諾曼的飛機隨時都要降落了

87
00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,651
他通常都搭巴士
但我說服他搭我的其中一架飛機

88
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省下17個小時

89
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跟妳說,我才剛除毛
所以諾曼需要任何協助,我都行

90
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好,我們現在出了點狀況

91
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洛杉磯目前有三場災難性的野火

92
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引發了所謂的“地獄風暴氣旋”

93
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所以飛機可能會遭遇一點亂流

94
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不過一點亂流不是太糟糕,對吧?

95
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- 對
- 那是他嗎?

96
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真漂亮的飛機

97
00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:03,887
他們要來了

98
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- 真他媽的
- 他要死掉了

99
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- 我們將永遠忘不了這一刻
- 天啊

100
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不要啊...

101
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好,他沒事

102
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他要死掉了
他們之後得用牙齒辨識他的身分

103
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好

104
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好,他沒事,他活下來了

105
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謝天謝地,他活下來了

106
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好,沒事,好的,他沒事

107
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他來了

108
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- 嗨,諾曼,歡迎你
- 嗨

109
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我們將會度過一個很好玩的週末

110
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- 天啊
- 呃噢

111
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(大眾之家)

112
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好,諾曼回到飯店休息了

113
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好消息是他沒有腦震盪

114
00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,448
只有些微的碰撞

115
00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,825
我們也曾被撞過,女孩們,對吧?

116
00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,745
朗妲,拜託,別那樣,好嗎?

117
00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,079
我們現在的狀況很難搞

118
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別笑了

119
00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,876
所以我們得超乎期待
這可不是一般的導覽

120
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對,現在這是“諾曼日”,好嗎?

121
00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,298
張錫鎬正在做他最愛的漢堡

122
00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,468
我買通了一個兒童合唱團
讓他們翹掉賀錦麗的生日派對

123
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現在他們要過來這裡
唱所有諾曼最愛的歌曲

124
00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:30,641
尼可拉斯、霍華
去在大樓裡所有的房間都擺上可樂

125
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那是他最愛的

126
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正在處理,我會傳簡訊給我的藥頭
她會罩我們的

127
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沒問題

128
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妳是說可口可樂啊?

129
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- 對
- 好

130
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好,我還是要給自己買一點

131
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別那樣,各位,這只是點小麻煩

132
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- 我想來點小“麻”煩
- 不行

133
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我們可以的,好,大家都來,好嗎?

134
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我們做得到

135
00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,539
- 加油
- 加油

136
00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,757
太好了,謝謝,各位,非常感謝,謝謝

137
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,218
- 要重新布置?
- 那是懷俄明州的州花

138
00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,554
你覺得能讓他感覺嘔吐沒那麼難受嗎?

139
00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,681
值得試試,也許行吧

140
00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,393
嘿,其實我在找妳

141
00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,436
- 真的嗎?
- 對

142
00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,398
我想跟妳談談關於前幾天的事

143
00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:22,317
我們算是有過“那種時刻”...

144
00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:26,864
我們“差點”就親下去了

145
00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:29,408
我不知道為何我要強調“差點”

146
00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,285
“抱歉”

147
00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,911
沒關係

148
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老實說,我也一直在想這件事

149
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很好

150
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對

151
00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,461
我...

152
00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,841
我只是想要道歉,因為那是個大錯

153
00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,720
“錯”?像是...

154
00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:54,433
就像這個字在傳統上的定義?

155
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,977
像是負面的意思?

156
00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,396
對,我就是...我不...

157
00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,315
老實說,我不知道自己在想什麼

158
00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:05,944
我有女朋友,妳是我老闆
而且我們是很好的朋友

159
00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:10,073
- 我就是那時情不自禁
- 好

160
00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:14,953
而且那樣很不得體,我向妳道歉

161
00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:17,873
我接受你的道歉

162
00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,374
你知道什麼很有趣嗎?

163
00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,418
這裡是個親吻的好地方

164
00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:25,797
但我們不會那麼做
因為我們都同意你說得對

165
00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:28,550
謝謝

166
00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:31,053
我就知道妳不會在意

167
00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,971
我想我只是太緊張了

168
00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,767
- 所以我們冰釋前嫌了?
- 我的天啊

169
00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,684
我們超冰釋的

170
00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,938
我根本就是急凍人,寶貝

171
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,234
大家冷靜

172
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:49,071
- 我沒看過那部電影
- 我看過一次

173
00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:50,405
- 我要走了
- 好

174
00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,167
我的天啊,蘇菲亞

175
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,753
看看我們今年做到的成就

176
00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,338
我們幫助了好多人

177
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,422
對,沒錯

178
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,049
謝謝妳,安絲莉

179
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,677
聽我說,我知道我對妳說的遠遠不足

180
00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,137
但我很感激妳所做的工作,而且...

181
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,472
好,妳已經在哭了

182
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:19,768
抱歉,因為妳說的話
對我意義重大,因為...

183
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,481
我覺得妳很鼓舞人心,蘇菲亞

184
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,942
謝謝妳

185
00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:30,279
妳總是重視別人勝過於自己
真的很不可思議

186
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:33,240
妳的健康狀態、私人生活、幸福指數

187
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,242
花所有時間幫助比較不幸的人

188
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,411
然後回到一個冷冰冰又空虛的家

189
00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,288
卻感到很溫暖
因為妳知道妳盡了一己之力

190
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,831
讓世界變得更好

191
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:45,544
去拯救那個妳注定要以英雄之姿
獨自穿越的世界

192
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,588
我的耶穌基督啊

193
00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:50,340
對,妳就像祂

194
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,676
而且就像祂一樣
永遠都不會有人真正地瞭解妳

195
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,137
好,我懂妳的意思了
妳什麼也不必再說了

196
00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,471
好

197
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,224
朗妲稍早跟兩個工人進衣帽間了

198
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,601
我要拿些餅乾去給他們

199
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,442
加油,霍華

200
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,069
加油啊,霍華

201
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:12,696
加油

202
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,115
謝天謝地

203
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:19,161
嘿,兄弟,我收到一則很詭異的語音訊息

204
00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,455
是某個老太太對我說韓語

205
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,166
- 你可以幫我翻譯一下嗎?
- 我很樂意

206
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:29,838
請回電,是很重要的事

207
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,801
- 我找你好久了
- 那是什麼意思?

208
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:38,472
尼可拉斯,一個韓國老太太在找你

209
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:41,225
我想可能是你的生母耶

210
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,476
還有其他可能嗎?

211
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,770
你打算怎麼辦呢?

212
00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:46,605
不怎麼辦

213
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:50,275
別擔心,你就把可樂塔擺好,好嗎?

214
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,695
已經擺好了

215
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,620
嗨,歡迎,洛夫頓先生
我們很高興你過來這裡

216
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,914
請大家都叫我阿諾就好

217
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,542
這裡真美

218
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,669
你們不會是為了我做的裝飾吧?

219
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,088
對,當然是啊
你大駕光臨讓我們蓬蓽生輝

220
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:15,884
而且張錫鎬做了你最愛的漢堡

221
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:19,221
謝謝你,年輕人
但我的腸胃還沒從飛行中恢復過來

222
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:22,391
天啊,張錫鎬
你還真是抓了個最爛的時機

223
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,642
給我滾

224
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,103
你要我拿這些怎麼辦?
我花了很久製作的耶

225
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:29,857
我才不在乎你要拿去哪裡
快滾,閃開,你這王八蛋

226
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:35,571
阿諾,我想向你介紹
我們的行政總監,蘇菲亞薩利納斯

227
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:37,781
她是這個地方的心臟

228
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,116
幸會

229
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:42,244
妳一定很自豪吧,有多少人住在這裡啊?

230
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,211
我很抱歉,我得稍後再回報給你

231
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,963
沒關係啦

232
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,841
要翻修這種大樓,要花多久時間啊?

233
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,510
我不太確定

234
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,306
我們花了大約八個月
但我們認為應該可以縮短到四個月

235
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,933
- 哇
- 阿諾,抱歉失陪一下

236
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,018
好啊

237
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:11,148
各位,你們何不向阿諾
展示一下我們的模型?

238
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,860
我去那裡跟蘇菲亞談個話

239
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,946
你也知道女人是怎樣

240
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,372
蘇菲亞

241
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,249
別跟著我,妳得出去那裡

242
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,251
那傢伙可是身價上兆

243
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,754
我只是很擔心妳,那些問題都很簡單耶

244
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:38,800
我知道,但我不禁一直在想艾薩克
媽的,感情去死吧

245
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,512
蘇菲亞,別再用感情了

246
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,806
沒事

247
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,142
我只是不明白

248
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,561
你們兩個的進展似乎很順利啊

249
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,146
到底發生了什麼事?

250
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,524
我們不可能走下去有很多原因

251
00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:57,486
他愛夢想,而我很實際
他吃全素,而我不煩人

252
00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,238
- 有很多原因
- 好喔

253
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:02,282
我們就是完全不同的人

254
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,909
- 我做了對的事
- 好

255
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:06,453
妳愛他嗎?

256
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,294
愛

257
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,171
愛,應該愛吧

258
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,549
那麼那些事都無所謂

259
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,593
因為事情沒有好結果

260
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,053
總是會有數不清的原因

261
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:29,309
但如果妳愛某個人,那就得放手一搏

262
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,357
謝謝妳跟著我過來

263
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,070
我的天啊,妳先抱我了

264
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,324
我要寫在日記裡

265
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,159
出去外面啦

266
00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:01,800
直奔諾曼區的高速公路

267
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:09,808
我要帶你直奔洛夫頓區

268
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,607
莫莉,我得讚許妳
我好喜歡妳的整套安排

269
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:21,528
公民課程、職業訓練
妳真的幫助了大家站穩腳步

270
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,654
真厲害

271
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:26,241
這個嘛,全都是團隊的努力
功勞全都是他們的

272
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:31,079
好,就妳跟我聊聊
妳做了很多遠大的承諾

273
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,832
妳真的打算堅持到最後嗎?

274
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,001
我真的想要說到做到

275
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,085
好

276
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:42,007
每次需要做重大決定,我都得考慮再三
但妳今天真的讓我大感驚豔

277
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,675
我一定會保持聯絡的

278
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,469
謝了,阿諾

279
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,350
各位,我想我們成功了

280
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:52,976
聽起來他應該會加入

281
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,938
我真是以我們為榮

282
00:14:56,522 --> 00:15:01,276
- 直奔諾曼區的高速公路
- 我們在這些小朋友面前喝個爛醉吧

283
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:08,909
我要帶你直奔洛夫頓區

284
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,623
現在我能做到了

285
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,000
嘿,你在這裡呀

286
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,169
小霍霍

287
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,172
從來沒有人一邊叫我一邊轉圈呢

288
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,675
這對話的開頭真是棒透了

289
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,302
嘿,你記得我收到的那則語音訊息嗎?

290
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,847
記得?我除了它,其他事情都沒想

291
00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:34,518
你覺得如果我回電的話會很蠢嗎?

292
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,853
只是好玩而已

293
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:38,730
我覺得一點也不蠢,我覺得很棒

294
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,315
我就知道你會懂

295
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,901
有什麼大不了的?我只是回一通電話而已

296
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,362
- 那樣做是很有禮貌的
- 沒錯

297
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:49,199
所以,我們就再喝醉一點

298
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,450
然後回電給她

299
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,620
有何不可?現在韓國才凌晨1點
她還會醒著一陣子

300
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,664
一點也沒錯

301
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,257
好,來吧

302
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,594
天啊,我該說什麼?

303
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,387
表現你的情感就對了

304
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,431
好,語音信箱

305
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,476
喂,是我,尼可拉斯

306
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,521
我是美國人,很性感,而且長大了

307
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,732
媽咪,妳好嗎?

308
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,483
半島那裡有什麼新鮮事啊?

309
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,235
你會不會覺得這樣太不正式了?

310
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,404
別那麼像馬力歐好了

311
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,072
對,我在農場裡長大

312
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:32,701
很多人覺得很無聊,但我無所謂

313
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,786
我小時候有一位同性戀導師

314
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,288
名叫湯米

315
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,956
是一隻公雞

316
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,792
很抱歉我這麼激動

317
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:45,047
但《水底情深》真的太難看了

318
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,633
我...它怎麼能得奧斯卡?

319
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:50,677
《以你的名字呼喚我》也在候選名單耶

320
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,014
泰德馬斯特斯、路易斯德爾加多

321
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:59,436
亞倫張、泰德馬斯特斯二世
泰德馬斯特斯三世,還有...

322
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:03,482
對啦,對,這些差不多就是我睡過的男人

323
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,275
謝謝,再見

324
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,069
厲害喔

325
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,195
- 再來一杯?
- 好

326
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,170
抱歉,小姐們,我知道你們比較喜歡
普娜天然礦泉水

327
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,216
莫莉女士,這個剛剛送來給妳

328
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,135
(諾曼洛夫頓)

329
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,308
(莫莉,今晚我們可以再聊一聊嗎?)

330
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,977
(屋外有一輛車,阿諾)

331
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,321
不要啊

332
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:58,287
不要,《水底情深》的怪物,離我遠一點

333
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,456
我覺得好難受

334
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,875
我是在作夢

335
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:06,461
還是我們真的留了50則語音訊息
給某個在韓國的女人?

336
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,963
對,我們真的留了

337
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:12,384
而且我真的跟她說了我在柏林的那一夜
我想我還傳了照片給她

338
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,970
那些不應該被人看到
那些會害你被警察逮捕的

339
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,471
天啊

340
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,764
我的天啊,她打來了

341
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,892
你得關掉手機,丟到垃圾桶去

342
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,729
- 喂
- 是尼可拉斯嗎?

343
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,397
對

344
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,816
我想這其中有某種誤會

345
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:31,028
我叫做貞熙,是首爾的選角導演

346
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:34,156
我一直想聯絡你,是關於某個角色的試鏡

347
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,744
我們要拍一部新劇

348
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:42,039
類似《魷魚遊戲》
但更偏暴力與性的傾向

349
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,667
我們有個重要的角色叫做
“帥氣的王八蛋美國人”

350
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,753
你會有興趣嗎?

351
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:50,631
如果你接受,就必須搬到韓國住六個月

352
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,761
哇

353
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:57,846
我...

354
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,098
我得考慮一下

355
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,267
我們會把資訊傳給你

356
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,311
謝謝

357
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:29,211
嗨,我是來見阿諾的,我是莫莉

358
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,382
我喜歡你的黑色皮手套

359
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,092
那個現在很潮喔

360
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,595
哇,真是驚訝

361
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,847
阿諾住在這裡?

362
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:43,100
我覺得他應該不是
會裝這種虛華吊燈的人耶

363
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,726
那些是石像鬼嗎?

364
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,354
哇,那些有點恐怖耶

365
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,147
還是有點性感?我不知道啦

366
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,816
我緊張的時候會太多話

367
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:51,900
你會這樣嗎?

368
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,360
你根本不說話

369
00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,576
你要我進去嗎?

370
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:01,910
對,好喔

371
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:09,668
搞什麼鬼啊?

372
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:28,270
進來,站在我們面前

373
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,621
天啊

374
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:54,129
妳的行動威脅到我們了,妳必須立即停止

375
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,131
什麼?

376
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,841
聽從我們的命令

377
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:01,803
否則妳將面臨最可怕的後果

378
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,224
她去哪裡了?

379
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,186
這到底是在搞什麼鬼?

380
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,395
你們在幹嘛?

381
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,607
阿諾,是你嗎?

382
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,110
我知道是你,我認得出你的聲音

383
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,487
把面具摘掉吧

384
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,742
妳配合久一點會死嗎?

385
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,285
我們為此花了很多心力耶

386
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:28,539
你在說什麼啊?這到底是在幹嘛?

387
00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:29,831
妳得停止胡說八道了

388
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,709
{\an8}“我們不該存在”?

389
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,920
{\an8}妳是他媽的發瘋了嗎?

390
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,505
我是認真的

391
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,173
我的錢真的太多了

392
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,344
這房間裡的所有人都比妳還有錢

393
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,054
而我們都非常不同意妳說的

394
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:47,516
世事有一套規則,而我們都覺得很滿意

395
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:50,769
沒有理由去打破萬物的自然秩序

396
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,771
不對,我反對

397
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,857
得了吧,別再大頭症了

398
00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:57,943
我們會發兜帽和面具給妳
妳可以成為我們的一分子

399
00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,362
我們在夏威夷有專屬的島嶼

400
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,155
沒有人知道

401
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:05,242
有條滑水道可以直接滑進大海裡

402
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,493
超爽的

403
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,495
我不想加入你的蠢團體

404
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,581
這世界在改變

405
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,082
大家的眼睛都變得雪亮了

406
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:15,502
不過你這到底是哪招?

407
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,463
真的很可悲,那傢伙還穿洞洞涼拖鞋耶

408
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:21,008
我有骨刺

409
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,385
我們不得不快速組織起來

410
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,469
你知道怎麼著?

411
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,890
我跟葛蕾絲要成立我們自己的團體

412
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:29,600
我們會去找到...

413
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,394
真正關心人類的人

414
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:34,646
你在笑什麼?

415
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,274
葛蕾絲?

416
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,196
嘿,小莫

417
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,198
洋裝很可愛

418
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,908
妳在這裡幹嘛?

419
00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:47,951
聽我說,我知道這看起來很糟糕

420
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:51,705
不過他們昨晚跟我解釋了一番,而...

421
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:52,998
我覺得很有道理

422
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:55,626
他們超強大的

423
00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:58,462
他們要給我一個新聞台和一支足球隊

424
00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,214
那些傢伙好帥喔

425
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,508
真是不敢相信會有這種事

426
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:05,677
莫莉,妳叫我去找自己的道路

427
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,597
我是說,這些人是站在我這邊的

428
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:11,934
我再也不需要覺得自己渺小或弱小了

429
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:16,063
葛蕾絲,我們本來是朋友

430
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,981
我們一起經歷了很多事

431
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,608
妳還跟我說妳有IBS腸躁症

432
00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:23,237
我沒有IBS
我說的是我擁有IBM,IBM是我的

433
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:28,283
嘿,妳跟我,我們可以現在就離開這裡

434
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,410
繼續推行我們的計畫

435
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:34,498
這些老白男去死吧,他們阻止不了我們

436
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,459
抱歉,莫莉

437
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,211
我就是...

438
00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:41,713
愛錢

439
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:52,891
借過

440
00:23:58,272 --> 00:24:00,983
嘿,各位,你們一定不會相信誰要過來了

441
00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:04,194
艾倫狄珍妮,好耶

442
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,463
如果妳是來看表演的,就得走到最裡面去

443
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,216
這樣吧,我在這裡看就好

444
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:27,551
小姐,這樣有消防問題

445
00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,261
請移駕到場內

446
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:32,848
好,借過

447
00:24:32,848 --> 00:24:36,643
抱歉,借過

448
00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:40,522
借過,先生,很抱歉,借...

449
00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:44,651
借過,謝謝

450
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:46,862
- 借過
- 嘿

451
00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,865
蘇菲亞,妳怎麼跑來了?

452
00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:51,909
不需要現在談

453
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:55,204
- 你繼續演奏吧
- 不行,我覺得你們兩個該談談

454
00:24:55,829 --> 00:24:58,165
他被這個妞傷透了心

455
00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:07,591
好喔,真是驚喜呢

456
00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:09,760
我很抱歉我有點來晚了

457
00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:12,721
妳不是要工作嗎?

458
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,431
我是

459
00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:18,560
我就要完成此生最大的夢想了

460
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,064
但你不在身邊,這一切都沒有意義

461
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:27,194
聽我說,我真的很抱歉
而且我犯了很多錯

462
00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:29,530
如果你再給我一次機會,我保證我不會...

463
00:25:35,786 --> 00:25:37,579
我好害怕我會錯過這場表演

464
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,749
這是爵士樂耶,還有整整三小時

465
00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:42,668
天啊,我們可以回飯店見嗎?

466
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:43,752
不行

467
00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:21,874
(蘇菲亞:我放手一搏了,沒有後悔)

468
00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:48,817
- 莫莉
- 嗨

469
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:50,819
我知道很晚了,對不起

470
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:55,282
我剛剛過了我這輩子
最詭異、最瘋狂的一夜

471
00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:59,036
而且,我有話得說出來,好嗎?

472
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,039
我知道我們稍早前談過了

473
00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:05,459
我也知道有數不清的理由
會導致我們之間沒有結果

474
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:09,588
但我知道我們對彼此有感覺

475
00:27:09,588 --> 00:27:13,258
當兩個人對彼此有這種感覺的時候

476
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:17,971
我覺得他們就有責任
放膽去贏得彼此的青睞

477
00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:21,225
所以我來了

478
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,936
真不敢相信我竟然跑來這裡

479
00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:26,230
在這大半夜,像個神經病...

480
00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:29,942
但我是不會退縮的

481
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:33,111
其實,我加倍堅定,而且...

482
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:37,241
我要...

483
00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:39,993
我要用雙手環抱你

484
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:43,914
我要靠過去,然後來吧

485
00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:58,387
我的天啊,真的發生了

486
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:07,020
亞瑟,怎麼了嗎?

487
00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,568
拜託...走慢點

488
00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:14,361
妳知道我愛這種曲折感

489
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,405
但我一點也不明白到底發生了什麼事

490
00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:18,574
我不想談

491
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:19,700
啟動飛機引擎

492
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:22,619
好,我說最後一次,飛機不是語音控制的

493
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:26,415
我的天啊,范倫鐵諾上都是油啦

494
00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:40,095
我們要幹嘛?

495
00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,680
我要你帶我離開這裡

496
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,308
- 越遠越好
- 妳想去哪裡?

497
00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:46,602
隨便,你決定,我放棄了

498
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:56,653
好的,這位空姐
我們得馬上給她來點酒精,好嗎?

499
00:28:56,653 --> 00:28:58,280
其實來點比酒精還烈的東西好了

500
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,782
也許來點可以滴進眼球裡的東西吧

501
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,868
像海洛因那種的,但不是海洛因

502
00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:59,716
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