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[upbeat music playing]

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Now, many are dubbing it
the wedding of the century

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as billionaire tech mogul
John Novak ties the knot this weekend

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with saucy Italian socialite
Luciana Mozzaburrata.

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Ugh, that's not a name.
That's just two cheeses.

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And now I want cheese. Goddamn it.

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Now, the couple were planning
to tie the knot in the Italian countryside

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at a 700-year-old church they've leveled

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to build their outrageous new mega-villa,

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- Pancetta Acres.
- [scoffs]

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Details of the wedding are under wraps,
but Luciana celebrated over the weekend

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with a controversial
four-billion-dollar bachelorette party

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that took place in space.

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- Classy.
- The bride posted on X

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from the International Space Station,

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"Sisterhood in the stars,
will never forget this weekend.

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Rest in peace, Nicole. We will miss you."

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Hey, I was watching that.

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Sorry, ma'am.

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This is now evidence in our investigation.

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I'm not gonna take this
lying down, you know.

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I'm tough.

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There are 72 steps
down to my beach in Malibu

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and I do it all by myself,

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most of the time.

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I'm gonna get the public on my side.

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I'm a middle-aged woman in perimenopause.

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People love that.

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["Gimme That Money" playing]

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[song ends]

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[sighs]

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- Sofia.
- Petra.

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[both chuckle]

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I'll never get over seeing
Sofia Salinas in a pantsuit.

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Remember during Occupy when you
got arrested three times in one day?

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They didn't even take off the cuffs
the second time.

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They knew I was coming back.

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I'm sorry about what's happening
to the Wells Foundation.

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Do you think there's anything
Representative Watkins can do about it?

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We have done a lot of good work
in his district.

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Well, we can ask him when
he wakes up from his nap.

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[snoring]

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Between you and me,
Watkins is on his way out.

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He's only 87, so he's young for Congress.

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But he's starting to slip…

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and fall down a lot.

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- Got it.
- [snoring continues]

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Well, you know I had to try.

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We're actually looking
for his replacement.

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- Hmm.
- We need someone young, smart,

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with an activist background.
Someone people can get excited about.

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Hmm. Well, good luck. That sounds great.

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Well, to me, that sounds like you.

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What?

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My anxiety's out of control

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and I can't do anything about it 'cause
they confiscated my Baoding stress balls.

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Okay, those assholes took
my Demi Lovato Russian nesting dolls.

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She would just get smaller and smaller,
and now she's gone.

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Okay, I know you guys
don't like to do this,

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but maybe it's time we finally pray.

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♪ Hark heathens ♪

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♪ Blood of the Christ ♪

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♪ Reigneth down upon me ♪

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Ainsley, please. That's not the vibe.

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Oh. Okay.

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How'd the meeting go, Sofia?

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Any help from Petra?

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There's nothing she can do.
Luciana's holding all the cards.

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Oh, is… Is this the end?

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[sighs] I'm so sorry, guys.

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I… I feel like maybe I went after
the billionaires a little too hard.

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Maybe if I wasn't so charismatic,

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or if I popped less on camera,

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or if I didn't have
that intangible it factor,

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- we wouldn't be in this mess.
- No. Stop. Don't apologize.

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All this means is that
we were scaring them.

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That we were doing the right thing.

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We should be proud of what we did.
I'm proud to work with you.

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- Mm-hmm.
- [Ainsley] Mm-hmm.

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Thanks, guys. That means a lot.

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Come on, w-we have to
figure something else out.

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Look, I don't like this,
but what if we find Luciana and John

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and beg for mercy?

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Just kiss their asses.

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Or what if we expose their asses?

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Ooh, something toxic is coming.
I'm getting tingly.

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Luciana is lying about who she is, right?

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What if I threaten to
expose her at her wedding?

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She'll want the day to go perfectly.

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Maybe she'll get scared
and agree to back off.

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I don't know, cuz. She's scrubbed
the Internet of her old identity.

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There's really no proof.

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I'll figure something out.

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Okay, team.

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It's Hail Mary time.

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Everybody, go home,
pack your best clothes.

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- Let's go ruin a billionaire's wedding.
- [Ainsley] Yes!

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Oh, I am so excited.

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I've ruined so many weddings before,
but never a straight one.

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Hey guys, Maro's gonna tag along with us.

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And, he has something to say,

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which is not really where he thrives,
but c'est la vie.

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Um, hey, everyone.

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Thank you so much for letting me come
on your little work field trip. [chuckles]

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Uh, I never had a job,

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but I don't know
why everyone complains about it,

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'cause this freaking rules.

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I mean, you got serious lady,

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funny Black guy,

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blonde clone,

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average white in the rear.

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And, I mean, I knew there'd be
a gay guy, but he's Asian too.

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So dope.

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- All right, shall we sit?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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- Uh… Oh, hi.
- Oh.

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- I guess, this is…
- Um, Maro.

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I… We haven't officially met yet.

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I'm Arthur.

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Oh, my God, of course, Arthur.

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[stammers] It is so good to meet you.

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Molly says the nicest things
about you in her sleep.

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- What? I do?
- Oh, yeah.

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And, hey… [stammers] …are you the one

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who put the labels
on the smart toilet buttons?

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Ah, yes. Yeah, that… That was me.

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I mean, that bidet button
totally reads as flush, doesn't it?

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Brother, I would still be in there
if it wasn't for you.

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- Bring it in.
- Okay.

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- Come on, new friend. Come on. [grunts]
- [Arthur clears throat]

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I'm gonna see what the creatine situation
is in the galley.

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Cool. [clears throat]

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I'm sorry.

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He begged to come because
he wanted to see a real Michelangelo.

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That's his favorite turtle.

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I hope it's not too weird.

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No, no, no. It isn't.

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Um, obviously, I'm… I'm sad
that things didn't work out.

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But, um, there's more important things
going on right now,

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and I just want to be here
to help the foundation.

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- So I'm… I'm fine.
- Yeah.

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Yeah? Thank you for saying that.

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I'm so relieved.

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Oh, good.

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Actually, I have, uh,
been dabbling in some online dating.

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- Okay.
- There is one service in particular.

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It's just for CPAs.

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And it's called, get this,
uh, Love Potion Number 1099.

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- Mmm.
- [chuckles]

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Like, they… They'd like the number 9,

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- but they put 1099, you know?
- Sure.

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Which is a… a pretty famous tax form.

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I mean, it's probably right up there
with a W-2 or W-4.

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Do you think you're giving me
a little too much information?

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- I do a little bit, yeah.
- Me too.

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Uh, we can take off now. We're ready.

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- [clears throat]
- [Arthur clears throat]

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Guys, maybe we should live it up a little
and get some food and drinks.

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This could be our last time on the PJ
for Wells Foundation business.

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[sighs] I need something
to take the edge off.

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I can't believe
this is all coming to an end.

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Well, I know my next venture.

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I'm gonna try out
for Dancing with the Cars.

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- What's that?
- That's what I'm about to find out.

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- [gasps]
- What would you do, Sofia?

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If this all ended?

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What makes you ask that?

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- Do you know something?
- No, I-I don't know anything.

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And I don't want to.
That's why I'm so happy.

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Okay. Well, I'm not thinking
about the future, Ainsley.

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So, ease up on the questions.

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What are you, the Riddler?

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Well, you know, actually,
despite those question marks on his tunic,

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the Riddler deals more
in logic puzzles than--

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Okay, everyone shut up.
Look into your phones.

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- That's an order. [breathes deeply]
- [PA beeps]

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[on PA] This is your captain
from the flight cabin.

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- We are starting our descent.
- Descent?

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It's only been six hours.

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I didn't know Italy had
so many abandoned malls.

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Those aren't abandoned malls, Ainsley.

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Those are prisons
and industrial chicken farms.

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We're taking a little detour, everyone.

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Welcome to Delaware.

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Ew, why?

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If we're gonna get Luciana to back off,

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we need to prove that she's really
Ashlee Kate from Dover, Delaware.

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I'm gonna go to her high school,

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I'm gonna get an old yearbook,

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and then I'm gonna bring it
to the wedding.

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Okay, slay.

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I'm coming with.

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Oh. [chuckles]
That's so sweet of you, babe,

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but I don't want
to attract too much attention.

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And I don't think they have
a lot of this in Delaware.

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[stammers] You should take Arthur.

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He'll fit right in. He's from Delaware.

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Uh, no, I'm from Rhode Island.

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It's the same place.

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- No, it's not.
- Then name one substantial difference.

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Okay, yeah, it's…
It's pretty much the same thing.

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I, uh, I… I will come with.

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There's a lot of dead dogs on the runway.

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Is that a regional thing?

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[bell rings]

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[Arthur sniffs]

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Oh, why do all high schools
smell the same?

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Like lemon BO
with just a touch of cannabis.

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"Home of the Fightin' Forever Chemicals."

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- Oh. [chuckles]
- [students laughing]

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- Was that about us?
- I don't know.

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I do not like their smiles,
their sharp little teeth.

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- Oof, I do not miss this age.
- No.

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- I made so many mistakes.
- Ugh. Me too.

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Every day, I wore the same
Charles Barkley signature cologne.

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- [chuckles]
- It was called Technical Foul. [chuckles]

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Well, I stuffed my bra with scrunchies.

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- So, everyone called me bumpy boobs.
- [laughs]

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Well, thank God
that is all way behind us now.

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Oh, I don't know.

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I still feel like I'm making
a lot of stupid mistakes. [chuckles]

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Oh, okay, here we go.

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Get into character.

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I'm Brenda, you're Dave.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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This is exhilarating.

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I always wondered what it would be like
to have a cool name like Dave.

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Oh, hello.

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Can I help youse?

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[Molly] Yes, hi.

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Um, I was wondering
if you had any old yearbooks.

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I used to go here.

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Yeah, class of 2003.

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I was prom queen and my boyfriend--

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Sup? I'm Dave.

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He doesn't believe me.

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So, I wanted to show him an old photo.

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Prom queen. 2003?

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Wow.

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So, you're Michelle Mallorino.

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[chuckles] Yep.

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- All right. Okay.
- Dave and Michelle.

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Okay, cool, cool, cool.

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I've heard about youse.

244
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,564
Let me get you that yearbook.

245
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,527
I guess I have just one other question.

246
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,778
Anything.

247
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,321
Where's your couch?

248
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,073
[chuckles] Excuse me?

249
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,867
[yelling] Where's your frigging couch?

250
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:44,288
Oh. Honey, Dave,
where's my frigging couch?

251
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,708
Uh, it's at home
where couches usually are.

252
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:52,671
Okay. Michelle Mallorino famously
got hit in the head with a firework.

253
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,632
Her hair caught fire,
her brain got boiled.

254
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:59,511
So, she went home, laid down,
and never got up again.

255
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,264
She's been laying
on that couch ever since,

256
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,516
eating scrapple and watching Wheel.

257
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,019
So, either you twirl around

258
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:11,023
and show me a leather love seat
growing out of your ass,

259
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,859
or youse not who's youse says youse are.

260
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:18,780
Um, okay, well,
obviously I am not Michelle Mallorino.

261
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,241
But I… I do wish her all the best.

262
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:22,951
My heart goes out to her.

263
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,412
- What is scrapple?
- It's little pig penises

264
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,497
that we grind down into little hamburgers.

265
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:31,668
Okay, look, my real name is Molly Wells.

266
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,504
And I'm a billionaire.

267
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,588
Google me.

268
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:36,798
How about this?

269
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,259
You give me that yearbook,
no questions asked,

270
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:42,930
and I'll donate enough money
to your school for a new library

271
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,348
right here, right now.

272
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,974
Jesus Christ.

273
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,601
Look at that. You're loaded.

274
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,436
Like a baked potato, honey.

275
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,524
All right, Molly Wells, you got a deal.

276
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,443
I've got a "dill."

277
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,195
- A deal.
- Like, a deal?

278
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,780
- A deal. She's saying "deal."
- A deal.

279
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,865
- She's saying "deal."
- That's what I said, a deal.

280
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,451
Except, I don't need a frigging library.

281
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:08,038
What I need is
a bigger principal's office.

282
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,625
Real swanky, Jacuzzi, smoker's area,

283
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,001
the works.

284
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:17,464
Okay. Sure, well, I can donate
enough money for both of those--

285
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,050
I'm not building a frigging library!

286
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,762
Don't ever tell anyone I bought
that woman a smoker's lounge.

287
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,180
Yeah, and ten tanning beds.

288
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:28,517
Let's bounce. I think they're having
scrapple for lunch and I can smell it.

289
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,394
Italy, here we come.

290
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,479
["Azzurro" playing]

291
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:22,112
[Howard] Okay, this is
the fanciest wedding I've ever been to.

292
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,448
And I went to one in a Benihana's.

293
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,159
All right, you guys, go mingle.
I'm gonna look for Luciana.

294
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:30,120
She's probably hanging upside down
in a cave somewhere.

295
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,914
Babe, do you need backup?

296
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:32,998
Oh, no, it's fine.

297
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,625
I should talk to her by myself.

298
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,709
[softly] Okay.

299
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,381
All right, Arthur, let's get
some vino in you, huh? [chuckles]

300
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,342
Yeah, I mean, when in Rome.

301
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,304
Wait, dude, a-are you having a stroke?

302
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,681
'Cause you just did
not finish that sentence.

303
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,350
Oh, it's an idiom.

304
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,185
Don't call yourself that.

305
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,188
Yeah, I-I'll ex… I'll explain on the way.

306
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,272
- Uh…
- [Maro chuckles]

307
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,987
Has anyone seen Sofia?

308
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,533
I think she snuck off. You know,
she was drinking a lot on the plane.

309
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,700
[phone buzzing]

310
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,619
Oh, my God, she's calling me right now.

311
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,747
Ainsley Whitebottom, how may I help you?

312
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,751
Oh, my God, what? [gasps] Where are you?

313
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:20,337
[breathing shakily, gasps] Oh, my God!

314
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,673
Don't move. We'll save you!

315
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,134
So, that was Sofia from our job.

316
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,054
She just called me… on my phone.

317
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,181
Yeah, we know that, Ainsley. Where is she?

318
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,599
This way.

319
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,943
I need to speak to Luciana.

320
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,321
Miss Mozzaburrata
asked not to be disturbed.

321
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:47,614
Hmm.

322
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:52,035
Tell her it's Molly Wells
and I'm here to talk about Ashlee Kate.

323
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,583
Miss Wells to see you.

324
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,129
She says you can come in.

325
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,173
Thank you.

326
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:07,009
Well, Luciana.

327
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:10,053
I just paid a little visit
to your hometown.

328
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,182
Skin lesion capital of the world.

329
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,850
Congratulations,

330
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:16,643
classy place.

331
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:18,645
Here's the deal.

332
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,480
You're gonna stop

333
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:23,400
- harassing my foundation--
- He's not here!

334
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,611
- [sobs]
- What?

335
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,155
John, he's not here.

336
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,700
He's leaving me at the altar.

337
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,702
[sobbing]

338
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,957
- [Arthur] This place is amazing.
- [chuckles]

339
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,042
Um…

340
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,253
Arthur, can I be real with you?

341
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:48,133
I, uh… I wanna get intimate, uh,
even if it crosses some boundaries.

342
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:49,927
So, do I have your consent?

343
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,471
Oh, wow. [chuckles]

344
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,640
I don't really feel that way about men.

345
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,476
But, I mean, we are in Europe,
so I don't know, I guess--

346
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,186
Oh, dude. No, no, no. No, not that.

347
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,438
- [chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, no, not that. No, me neither.

348
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:04,525
No, actually I… I wanted to
talk to you about Molly.

349
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:08,654
Um, clearly, you are,
like, the best guy ever

350
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,781
and, you know,
it didn't work out with you two.

351
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,161
Yeah. No, that's… That's right.

352
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,622
And I just… I really like Molly

353
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,208
and I really want things
to last between us.

354
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,502
So, can I ask what went wrong?

355
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,171
Yeah, yeah.

356
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:31,426
I-I think I just got overwhelmed
by the lifestyle, you know?

357
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,429
The… The parties and the extravagance.

358
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,265
But, here's the thing.

359
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:39,893
All that stuff, that's not who she is.

360
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:46,316
The real Molly is generous, and loyal,
and fights for her friends

361
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,361
and just wants to make
the world a better place.

362
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:55,158
So, don't give up because she is worth it.

363
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:58,829
She's so worth it.

364
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,082
Wow. Arthur, that's…

365
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,168
that's really beautiful.

366
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,879
I wish you were my dad.

367
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:07,963
Oh, okay.

368
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,549
I'm not that much older,
but okay. [chuckles]

369
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,677
- [peacock squawking]
- Bad bird! Scatter!

370
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,138
I order you as a human being
to walk away from me.

371
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,431
- [huffs]
- [peacock squawks]

372
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,393
Oh, my God. Can someone tell
these monsters to leave me alone?

373
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:24,146
Okay, everyone, first of all,
what are your names?

374
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,480
- What?
- Does anyone have any bread

375
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,608
in their pockets?
'Cause I already ate all of mine.

376
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,568
No. Step aside, losers.
I grew up on a farm.

377
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:30,903
Skit, skit! Get out of here!

378
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,446
- Birds are for working…
- Oh, thank you.

379
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,031
…not whatever prissy shit this is.

380
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,324
Come on, let's get out of here.

381
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,075
- Scoot, scoot, scoot.
- [screams]

382
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,370
Sofia, what are you doing out here?

383
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,958
Well, I was on a walk to think
when those hellcocks swarmed me.

384
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,377
Oh, please,
you've been weird this entire trip.

385
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,670
What is wrong?

386
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,006
Okay, I didn't want to say anything,

387
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,927
but when I met with my friend Petra,
she put an idea in my head.

388
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,054
Oh, boy, I do not like ideas.

389
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,889
She wants me to run for Congress.

390
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,641
- [Nicholas exclaims]
- What? Are-Are you serious?

391
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,226
- That's… That's amazing.
- Uh-huh.

392
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,562
I know, and look,
it's something I've always dreamed about.

393
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,565
I had a huge poster of Shirley Chisholm
in my room when I was a kid.

394
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:09,733
I love Shirley Chisholm.

395
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,151
The woman and the drag queen.

396
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,195
Yeah, but I feel guilty
even considering it,

397
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,656
especially with what's been
happening at the foundation.

398
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,659
I devoted my whole life to this.
I can't just abandon it.

399
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,537
Girl, if this is your dream,
you better go for it.

400
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,955
And everyone here will understand.

401
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,457
[Nicholas] Yeah, babe,
you would make an incredible candidate.

402
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,834
I only vote based on two issues,

403
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,502
bone structure and economic policy,

404
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,128
- so you got my vote.
- [scoffs, chuckles]

405
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,881
You're exactly the type of candidate
that should be running.

406
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,883
You're smart, kind,

407
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:37,761
and willing to help a friend
get out of a lawsuit with a lizard store.

408
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,221
- [Sofia chuckles]
- No damages.

409
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,098
And you'd have my vote,

410
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,017
except my pastor made us
burn all of our important documents.

411
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,020
- [Nicholas] Do you need help?
- [Ainsley] It's fine.

412
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,564
We'll just circle back to that one.

413
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:52,401
[sobbing] I tracked his PJ.

414
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,736
He's over the Pacific Ocean right now.

415
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:58,657
He's probably going on
our honeymoon by himself.

416
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,576
[sniffles, sighs]

417
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:04,580
I was gonna give out so many boners
with my slutty bikinis.

418
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:05,664
[sobs]

419
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,542
I'm sorry this happened to you.

420
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,254
What?

421
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,631
You're nice to me now? [sniffles]

422
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:18,635
Or are you just yanking my rod?

423
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,513
No, I'm supporting your rod.

424
00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:24,057
- Oh.
- Uh, never mind your rod.

425
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:27,060
Listen. You might not want
to hear this right now,

426
00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,563
but this all might be for the best.

427
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,190
No, it's not. [sniffles]

428
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,274
I got nothing.

429
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,359
I got nowhere to go.

430
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,403
[sobs, sniffles] Oh, my God.

431
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,487
What was I thinking?

432
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,740
I'm-I'm just this girl
from the Slower Lower.

433
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:43,118
He's like
this billionaire Superman genius.

434
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:46,163
He's no Superman, believe me.

435
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,956
None of them are.

436
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,835
They're just scared little nerds
who are all angry

437
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:54,213
- because they didn't get asked to prom.
- Yeah.

438
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,132
I bet you got asked
to prom plenty of times, right?

439
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:58,509
Of course I did.

440
00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,593
Of course you did.

441
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:04,097
Scotty Roper, hockey player, 6'2",

442
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:07,184
- hot as hell.
- Mmm.

443
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,561
Too bad he's in jail in Afghanistan now.

444
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,022
Long distance relationships are hard.

445
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,067
- [sniffles]
- But there'll be another Scotty Roper.

446
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,402
- [scoffs]
- A girl like you

447
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:21,448
who's strong and has the smarts
to do what you did…

448
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,408
sky's the limit.

449
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,868
Thank you, Molly Wells.

450
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,370
- You're welcome.
- [sniffles]

451
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,332
God, it's frigging cooked
that John's the one who screwed us over

452
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,585
and somehow you and me are
the ones that end up fighting.

453
00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,128
How does that make sense?

454
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:38,257
That's what these guys want, isn't it?

455
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,510
For us to turn on each other.

456
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,805
'Cause if we do that,
then we aren't looking at them.

457
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:48,976
Hey.

458
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:53,397
I'm gonna call the White House
and tell them to leave your charity alone.

459
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,442
- I appreciate that, thank you.
- Of course.

460
00:21:58,402 --> 00:21:59,403
Hey.

461
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,114
You're one of my bitches now.

462
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,284
And you, mine.

463
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,828
[regal music playing on speakers]

464
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,122
Yo! Yo!

465
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,791
- Shrimps down!
- [music stops]

466
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,418
Listen up, youse guys.

467
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,545
First things first.

468
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,298
I ain't Italian. That was a ruse.

469
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,382
[crowd gasps, murmuring]

470
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,468
Second thing second, the wedding's off.

471
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,846
- [gasping, murmuring continues]
- The groom pussed out,

472
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,599
but don't worry,
I got this John rented out all night

473
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:32,936
and I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let some rich prick ruin it.

474
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:37,858
Actually, if you're a billionaire,
get lost!

475
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:42,529
That's right. Tonight,
we party Delaware style.

476
00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:43,614
Is that a real thing?

477
00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:45,199
It's when you do meth with the cops.

478
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,659
Oh, okay, not exactly Delaware style,

479
00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:51,205
- but we are gonna blow the doors off.
- Whoo!

480
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,289
[crowd cheering]

481
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,334
And if you're working,
then take the night off.

482
00:22:55,417 --> 00:23:00,506
Yeah, grab your hottest cousin
and meet us on the dance floor. Stat.

483
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:04,301
Hey DJ, blast some real shit, would ya?

484
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,178
- [record scratches]
- ["Last Resort" playing on speakers]

485
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:10,224
♪ Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort ♪

486
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:12,559
♪ Suffocation, no breathing ♪

487
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:16,563
[grunting] Yeah!

488
00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:20,817
♪ This is my last resort ♪

489
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,325
["T'AMO T'AMO T'AMO" playing on speakers]

490
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:37,334
Molly! Oh, my gosh.
I've just got to say, great job.

491
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:39,086
I love everything you're doing.

492
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,212
Thank you so much.

493
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:42,172
- Have we met?
- Oh, I'm Melinda.

494
00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:44,216
I'm a philanthropist too.

495
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,884
I-Is it cool if I stay?

496
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,429
Well, Luciana did make an exception
for hot bitches,

497
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:52,266
which applies to both of us, so have fun.

498
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,977
- All right, enjoy. [chuckles]
- You too.

499
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,187
["T'AMO T'AMO T'AMO" continues playing]

500
00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:34,558
Hey, Petra, it's-it's Sofia.

501
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:40,522
So listen, I was thinking
about what we discussed, and…

502
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,152
I've made up my mind.

503
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,613
["Talk Talk featuring Troye Sivan"
playing on speakers]

504
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:49,072
♪ Talk to me in French
Talk to me in Spanish ♪

505
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,116
♪ Talk to me in your own
Made-up language ♪

506
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,285
♪ Doesn't matter if I understand it ♪

507
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,703
♪ Talk right in my ear ♪

508
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,580
♪ Tell me your secrets and fears ♪

509
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,624
♪ Once you talk to me, I'll talk to you ♪

510
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,959
♪ And say, "Hey, let's get out of here" ♪

511
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:03,128
- [sighs, chuckles]
- Hey.

512
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:04,213
Oh, is this seat taken?

513
00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:06,298
- No, no, no, please.
- [sighs] Whoo.

514
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,842
Well, you had some
really incredible moves out there.

515
00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:10,844
[chuckles] Thanks.

516
00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:11,970
Oh, man.

517
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:13,889
["Harvest Moon" playing on speakers]

518
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,474
The dance floor at a wedding.

519
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,267
- Mmm.
- I mean, there's something about it.

520
00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:19,144
I know. I know.

521
00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:24,816
I guess it's just the whole gamut of
human experience out there in one place.

522
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,528
Young people with tons of energy.

523
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:29,905
Slightly older people

524
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:32,866
- with more experience under their belt.
- Thank you. Mm-hmm.

525
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:36,578
And then of course,
the superstars of any wedding.

526
00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:37,663
[Molly] Aw.

527
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:40,374
God, I love them.

528
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:42,751
- I know. Me too.
- Mmm.

529
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,051
Molly.

530
00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:55,180
I'm not fine.

531
00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:57,683
What?

532
00:25:57,766 --> 00:26:01,854
I keep telling you
and everybody else that I'm fine,

533
00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:04,731
but that's not true.

534
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,234
I miss you.

535
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,445
A lot.

536
00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:12,698
- Arthur, I…
- You don't have to say anything.

537
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,199
- No, I…
- I just, uh…

538
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:17,870
I don't know.
I wanted to be honest with you.

539
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:21,498
I miss you too.

540
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,211
I made a mistake.

541
00:26:26,295 --> 00:26:28,255
I regret breaking up with you.

542
00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:32,217
I feel like I blew it.

543
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:33,927
No, you haven't.

544
00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,013
You couldn't.

545
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,810
Because that should be us.

546
00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:47,149
I want that to be us.

547
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,655
Just promise me we won't get that wrinkly.

548
00:26:53,739 --> 00:26:54,865
[chuckles] No.

549
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:57,242
- Not with your money.
- [chuckles]

550
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:02,831
What do you say?

551
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:07,544
Should we try again?

552
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,758
[song continues]

553
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,372
There you two are. [chuckling]

554
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,457
- Oh, Maro.
- [Arthur] Oh. Hi.

555
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,292
I hadn't completely forgotten about you.

556
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,794
Yeah, neither did I.

557
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,004
Um, I'm actually really glad
both of you are here

558
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:55,008
because Arthur, you helped me figure out
that I have something to say to Molly.

559
00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,052
Hey, Molly.

560
00:27:57,553 --> 00:28:01,306
You're Molly, who is the person
I have something to say something to.

561
00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:02,975
Um, Maro, um,

562
00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,060
- Arthur and I are just--
- Molly Wells.

563
00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:10,566
Will you marry me?

564
00:28:10,649 --> 00:28:12,484
- [both] What?
- [squeals]

565
00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:15,112
This is so romantic.

566
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:18,991
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

567
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,577
Look, uh, everyone hold your horses!

568
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:22,661
[crowd murmuring]

569
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,163
Uh… [breathing heavily]

570
00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:27,082
- Molly, will…
- [crowd gasping]

571
00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:30,252
- What?
- Will you actually marry me instead?

572
00:28:33,172 --> 00:28:35,591
- Ainsley!
- [crowd gasping, clamoring]

573
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:40,596
["That's Amore" playing]